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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mojo.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
God, let me take that back to the beginning.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You're listening to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
You're a dude. You ahead.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
keV witnessed the dumbest injury ever.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Man. So I didn't see her actually injure herself, But
there's a woman in the Meyers kind of like self
checkout line. As I'm going through, she's got like one
crutch in one arm, something in her hand, and she's
about to check out with and like a cast on
her foot. So naturally, as we're waiting for the line
to progress, I'm curious. I'm striking up a conversation. Hey,
how you doing. Oh my god, what's happening? You know
what's going on? She's like, I broke my ankle. I'm like,

(00:51):
how did this happen? She's like, I broke it at work.
I'm like, damn, Like that's messed up. She said, I
saw a roach and I jumped in the air when
I saw it, And however, she landed on her ankle.
She fractured her ankle and that's why she got it
in the cast. Wow, and at her job bro a roach?
Oh my god, that's a story that you really believe

(01:13):
that that was the story, or do you think that
she doesn't know why she would lie to me?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
That's so random to make up too.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
You know, maybe it was one of the people from
that last topic that we just had on the.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't know. Some people get freaked out when they
see stuff like that and it causes them to do
crazy things.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Do you know how many times I have to explain
to people about my stupid shoulder injury of falling down
the stairs at Harper's. And now I'm at a point
where I guarantee you people look at me like I
am an alcoholic. Like they don't look at me like, okay,
that was a one time incident, kind of Dad's weekend
up in East Lansing. They look at me like you
have a drinking problem.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
That the way you fall on And remember you had
to have a surgery after attempting to change a tire,
so you've had two that are but eyebrow reason.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
But it's funny because nobody looks at me poorly during that.
Everybody kind of looks at it, you know, during this,
But this poor lady with the roast, anybody ever injured
themselves like that with a like a bug or a
kind of a crazy injury like that.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I think I probably if I could remember, like seeing
a spider. You know, you'd be watching TV and maybe
you see something at the corner of your eyes, like
you and even though it's like a small spider that
if it came out of you know, wherever, and I
saw it, I wouldn't have reacted as crazy as I
would if it startled me and you jump up and
try to like, oh snap, you mess around kick something
like I've hurt my foot several times doing something like that. Yeah,

(02:37):
you make a mistake and kicked the edge of the
couch or a table.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
When Josiah was little, did you ever injure yourself with
his toys?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Nah, Josiah was always like a plush kid like he
always like like soft toys, like he like characters from
movies and TVs. No legos or anything like that. You've
never heard yourself on a lego. He was never really into.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Legos, Like my whole house is like, yes, that's.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Like the worst, but he was not on legos. There
is nothing worse than they stepping on a lego piece.
Pain h eight four to four, Mojo Live eight four
four six sixty five sixty five four eight is the
telephone number to get through to us. Hey, Heather, what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
We're talking about the uh crazy injuries. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (03:23):
I know two people personally that were driving a car
and literally.

Speaker 9 (03:26):
Jumped out of the car because of the spider and the.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Car just crashed.

Speaker 10 (03:30):
Really my god, yeah, like that is a thing.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
They what did it happen? The car crashed because they
jumped out of the car because there was a spider
inside of the car. This has got to be this
is how do you explain that to the cops?

Speaker 11 (03:44):
You know, I don't even know how.

Speaker 12 (03:47):
I'm not even sure how you'd explain it.

Speaker 13 (03:48):
But I don't even know how you jump out of
the car with a spider.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
But although I have had a b in the car before,
and that is a little you know, off putting when
all of a sudden, the bee's like flying around. Yes,
the fact, you know, yeah, God, that's crazy. Could you
imagine you get in a car crash and it's because
of that, or you injure your foot because of a road.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Or you the person that that person ran into. Yeah,
you get out the car. You're like, what happened, saw
a spider.

Speaker 14 (04:17):
Oh Thanksgiving. We thankful our coworkers have their own homes
to go away to. Happy Thanksgiving from Mojo.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
In the morning, real quick, and it's got a topic,
but we got to get quick into it.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So we got to see if we can get some things.
Tell me the topic real quick. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (04:31):
So it's always who you least expect. So I moved
to Detroit five years ago. I moved downtown. I lived
there for about a year, and then I moved throughout
the city. I recently moved back downtown and I'm starting
to see the same people that used to either live
in my apartment building as me or just in the
area who still live there. There was one man in

(04:53):
the first apartment building that I lived in, and he
and I were friendly, Like we would see each other
in halls, we would say hi. I would see him outside,
we would say hi. But that was pretty much it.
The man was very put together, like always in a
tailored suit or something nice. He had a very small dog,
like a white, little fluffy dog, and I always wondered, like,

(05:15):
what does this guy do? Never knew until I ran
into him recently walking around, and I don't know how
the conversation came up. But he made a comment like,
this is my black if you ever need anything.

Speaker 16 (05:28):
And I was like.

Speaker 15 (05:29):
Wait what and he was like you smoke, right, And
I was like yeah, and he was like, this is
my black. I was like wait a minute. He goes yeah,
like yeah, alluding to yeah, I'm a drug dealer. I
was like, wow, no judgment, but didn't expect that.

Speaker 16 (05:47):
Not the drug dealers that I see in movies. This
is not what they look like.

Speaker 17 (05:53):
I know.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I was gonna say that it is kind of by
the way, I love power, but the little dog, what
do you know? The dog think that's the that is
definitely throw the scent off the FEDS. That's interesting. So
the the person that you would expect the least to
be right is that guy. He's the drug Like.

Speaker 15 (06:12):
I feel like that could go with like what do
they call them on TikTok? We call them like nighttime ballerinas,
the strippers. Yeah, but like that could be like their
day job is a nurse or or something interesting. You
just don't expect these people to be in these positions.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, that's wild. By the way, it's interesting that he
would call himself out to to to do it, because
usually I would think that he's waiting for you to
know more about him.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
But that's he must have trusted.

Speaker 16 (06:41):
You because we're close. Now we're tight.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I still like, you're close with your drug dealer, you
neighborhood drug dealer.

Speaker 15 (06:48):
He was telling me, he's like, no gmoshicles, Like my
stuff is so clean?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
How do drug dealers do it anymore? I always want
under that with now weed being legal hair because they're
obviously he's selling more than weed, because there's no way that.

Speaker 16 (07:06):
He's just it's not cheap in that building either.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Why would I go to him when I can go
to zags or whatever the heck?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
These places are that I see loyalty. I see their
billboards and stuff all over the place.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I guess loyalty a customer surface a.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Lot of people I know they don't.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I ain't, but I could understand people who may not
trust the chemicals that are being put in a marijuana.
They want to know the person, know how they growing,
where they're growing, and all of that.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I would, honestly, I would trust going to a store,
then spencery, Yeah, a dispensary, then go to the guy
that's walking around with his bubby. You know what I mean, Like,
those are the guys that I'm worrying I'm gonna get
fentanyl from.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I'm telling you that those are the ones that you
worry about. I don't know no offense. By the way,
it's a neighborhood guy. The dog is a good cover up.
That is a great cover Does he where does he
keep keep it in the collar? Now he's got it
in that coat, big old that tailored coat that he's
that he's wearing. Pocket? What's up, Holly? How you doing?

Speaker 13 (08:06):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (08:07):
Good?

Speaker 6 (08:07):
How are you guys?

Speaker 19 (08:08):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
I was I was just listening to this about the
drug dealer guy in the neighborhood And did anyone ever
have the ice cream man as a drug dealer?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes? Was it?

Speaker 20 (08:24):
What?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (08:25):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Where I grew up on the South Side of Chicago,
the ice cream man was the drug dealer literally.

Speaker 16 (08:31):
A shameless episode.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
So like you could go get a strawberry short cake bar.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
And also so I worked, I worked with radio guys
that used to on the air, used to on the
air call call for the good humor Man, and they
would actually on the air they did a radio show
and they'd be like, man, I need a I need
some good humor. I wish the good humor man was here,
and the good humor man was the was the guy.
But it's true, Holly, that was that's actually no joke.

Speaker 21 (09:01):
Yes, And they would they would compete against each other.

Speaker 19 (09:04):
They would run other ice cream men out of the area.

Speaker 22 (09:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Crazy, No, that's it. That's actually a real, a real
deal because what a cover for them, because they're selling
it out the window.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah wait, I mean if it's not kids run into
the window and it's all like adults, you know something's up.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
But here's the thing, though, I think in the place
that I grew up, the cops already knew who the
person was, and as long as they weren't doing anything
that was getting anybody in trouble, they didn't care. They
never messed with the drug dealers like that. The guys
who were selling the drugs, As long as they weren't
selling drugs that were killing people, they they kind of
let them do it. The cops were kind of almost
in on it. What's the dumb zoom? What's up Tom?

(09:42):
The funeral man? What's up funeral home?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
TOWM.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I haven't talked to you a while.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
So, yeah, you guys doing that little dog?

Speaker 23 (09:49):
Did he have one little college with the big girl
on it.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Like thea.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's where he keeps it right inside there, Like CoV said, Yeah,
that's actually perfect.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Right, Maybe maybe maybe Tom, it's not really a dog.
Maybe it's a fake dog. It's a it's a you
know what I mean. It's one of those like, Yeah.

Speaker 23 (10:09):
You watch your show on GV where you know they
bust people going over the border, people stuffing.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Up inside the Yeah, well they also stuff it in
animals all the time and then hope that the animals
poop it out right humans. What's going on, Savannah? How
you doing?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Hey?

Speaker 24 (10:27):
First time call her a long time.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
What's happening?

Speaker 8 (10:34):
So my eighty five year old neighbor, nice little old lady,
grows weed in her backyard.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
She came on over. She's got a.

Speaker 25 (10:46):
Nice old hip, and she hobbled on over and she said, Hey.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I just want to make sure you guys are okay
with this.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
I grow weed back here and I smoke at my
garage now and then, and just want to make sure you're.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Cool with it.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, we're cool with it as long as you're sharing
some your tomatoes, lady gotta pass those over the fence.
Maybe we should see if that old lady is actually
the mother of the guy wearing the nice suit with
the dog. It's a family business. The other one too,
is the cleaners too. That's another one, like dry cleaners.

(11:18):
Like if you got a dry cleaner that you're like,
I never see people bring in clothing in there, and
there are people going, you know, in and out of
there really fast with no clothes.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Typically they say that that's.

Speaker 26 (11:28):
A good ironic that you say that, because when I
lived in New York, that's that was my first drug dealer.
So I was going to do dry cleaning and they
were like, hey, do you want some weed? And I
was like, of course, bring out a huge toolbox and
it's a whole bunch of drugs and they're like it's
two for ten and I'm like, all right, give me twenty.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
It's funny. I would be afraid it was a setup
and I'm getting arrested. Zach's like, of course, it's like
an hour ago when we had Candy just sitting in
the studio exactly going some candy.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I love teacher.

Speaker 14 (12:00):
Thanksgiving weekend, I suely just pumpkin pie, zucchini bread and
Carrie Kit.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Happy Thanksgiving From Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 16 (12:07):
It's time for more Mojo.

Speaker 17 (12:09):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Phone number is eight four to four Mojo Live eight
four four six six five six five four eight.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
The text is nine five five zero zero. All right,
here's a question for you. I have a friend of
mine who is kind of an idiot. My friend, my
friend's wife, beautiful lady, went from being blonde to a redhead, okay,

(12:40):
like that, and it took him two days to notice
that she did this thing. And I want to know,
by the way, he totally affed up by this one too,
like to not do that, Like that's the dumbest thing
ever that you don't notice it right away. I wanted
to ask the question, how long until your significant other
notice something totally changed on you? Like you you did

(13:03):
something that totally changed, because two days to notice that
you're gone, you know, from blonde to you know, uh,
being blonde to a redhead is crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Was she strawberry blonde?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
It was?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Uh, it was yeah, it's no matter, no matter. And
the funny thing was the first time that I saw her,
and I just saw her recently.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
First time I saw her, I said, oh my god,
I love your hair, and she looked at him right away,
and I feel bad because of I've had moments where
I didn't notice that Chelsea got her hair cut, but
I usually have noticed when she is done and I
and I will say this, this is something for you, guys.
If you got a girl and you're not the most
I guess in tune to her type thing, ask her

(13:49):
what she's doing all week. Sometimes I'll ask, hey, what
are that going on this week? And Chelsea will tell
me like something like I'm getting my hair done on Tuesday.
You know I'm going to get lashes or you know,
like like I'll ask that. So what I do then
is mentally I kind of go, that's so smart. Tuesday,
I gotta go, hey, those are great lashes.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Is so smart.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I don't realize that.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
You know what I mean, you have to do that.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's genius. Well it's because I've been so dumb.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
That's literally I hope somebody take.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
It notes right now, because that is gen don't you agree?
I fully agree, thank you. This is by the way,
this is less than one on one and not to
be an a whole husband. That is the smartest thing
you've ever said that. I'm like, I'm amazed. I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, how long?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
What's the what's the longest that a guy can take
before he says, oh, your hair looks great or whatever
after you change your hair?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Do you got immediate like I feel with you? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Kevin's like the most in tune, Like when Lydia walked in,
was it last week? And he goes keV goes, man,
your hair looks good or something like that. I've also
messed up with Lydia before. And this is back when
we were in Farmington and I hit her with it,
did you change her hair? She's like, yeah, week ago.
It looks good to have notice his nails to right away.

Speaker 17 (15:01):
I do.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
You are very noticeable when it comes to I do.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Eight four to four Mojo Live. What's up, Dana? What's
going on?

Speaker 27 (15:11):
I am driving back from doing a Walmart's part?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh are you really? What's that? What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
You're doing a Walmart for Walmart? Oh okay, and what
so and so you're delivering somebody's groceries or somebody's shopping
at Walmart right now.

Speaker 22 (15:29):
Correct.

Speaker 27 (15:30):
I'm a college student, so it's the only thing that
works with my schedule and my children's schedule.

Speaker 22 (15:35):
So it works out.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Very cool.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Love, How long should it take for your guy to
notice that you changed your hair?

Speaker 27 (15:42):
My husband is colorblind and he notices anything that I
do right away, so I don't think that it should
take falling at all.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
How does he notice if he's blind color blind?

Speaker 27 (15:53):
I mean, I don't know, it's just a different color.
I don't know how he sees color because he doesn't
be red or so you got like a double whammy
with it.

Speaker 28 (16:03):
But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Somehow, you just got my friend in even more trouble
because she's listening right now and she's going, man, Mojo
brought this up on the air, and a lady who's
got a color blinding husband, notice that. I don't know,
that's kind of crazy. I think mine was. I had
sisters too, so with having three sisters you kind of
notice certain things. But I will also say on this show,

(16:27):
there are so many women that have different kinds of
you know, you know, looks okay, And there are sometimes
where you guys will do you know, you kind of
change things up a little bit, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
So Channing's just words a hat all the time. So ide,
I feel like you just got your hair done like
last week or something.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Chant And I asked you you hear not, but I said,
I think I'm gonna chop it. So I'm preparing you.
I'm hearing how I don't know.

Speaker 17 (16:56):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I always get the itch to do like a chin.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Why are you thinking about doing it? What do you
got going?

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Nothing? Is It's just like it's like I like my
hair shorter better than I do when it's a little longer.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, what are you waiting for?

Speaker 29 (17:12):
Man?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Well, Lucy tells me I'm going to look ugly my daughter.
So it's like just trying to.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Get the bottle.

Speaker 16 (17:18):
I know I'm going to hear my hair cut today.
You are you all better say something?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
How short is it going to be?

Speaker 16 (17:25):
I don't know yet. I just kind of go in
there and say, like, do what you think would look best.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Yeah, we're just getting to know you, so I don't.
I have no clue. I've not deep dived on your
your hair color and stuff. Is that your natural color?

Speaker 30 (17:39):
It is not.

Speaker 16 (17:39):
I'm a natural blonde.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Stop it and you're serious.

Speaker 16 (17:43):
I am to show you guys a p So you.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Do the opposite, then tell me what what was the reasoning?
What was when it happen?

Speaker 15 (17:50):
I used to get told I looked like my sister
a lot, So I swear in eighth grade, I died
it black and black, and like, once you go black, it's.

Speaker 16 (17:59):
Very hard to get back to blonde.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
It the other way.

Speaker 16 (18:03):
I knew you want to say that.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
What's going on, Amy?

Speaker 23 (18:10):
How you doing good?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
How are you great?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
What's happening?

Speaker 31 (18:16):
I just thought that your perfect husband advice. There is
proof that you're a better husband to Chelsea than Kevin is.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Well, you know I'm married. Yeah, Well I'm gonna sign
a piece so you know that is true?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Though, No, no, although Kevin gets better marks with Chelsea
because he listens more when they're sitting there at lunches,
and he doesn't get on his phone. So if you
were to ask her, she would tell her tell me
the exact opposite.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
Yeah, you're prepared, though, you're prepared, moto, I am.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Have you has your guy ever not noticed when you've
done a change to your hair?

Speaker 23 (18:52):
Yeah, he's got he's got some some special circumstances.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
Though, he's neurotypical, so nero virgin, so so we got
I think I am too.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
What is neurodiversion?

Speaker 7 (19:04):
What does that mean on the spectrum?

Speaker 17 (19:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Listen, I am definitely neurodivergent. I'm gonna tell Chelsea from now,
I'm Chelsea.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Everybody is in somewhere or yeah, Chelse, I'm.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Sorry, Please don't say that to me. I'm neurodivergent. What's up, Celia?

Speaker 28 (19:19):
Hi, Hi, good morning. I cut five inches off my
hair And after I did that, I went to him
and I was talking to him and I'm flipping it
around and he didn't notice for a week.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Wow, you around?

Speaker 17 (19:38):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Then you start keeping track? You're like, this is going
to be a little game.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'm gonna say I did.

Speaker 28 (19:44):
I did, and yeah it was a week.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Does that bother you?

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Like?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Does that make you think that he's not like there
for you? Because I always worry that that's the case.
And I think we're just so busy with our daily
routines we don't notice stuff like we're comfortable. It's comfort
bad in a relationship.

Speaker 28 (20:02):
I think, I think so, yeah, it is absolutely like I.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Think I want comfortability when the world's full of chaos,
you know.

Speaker 28 (20:11):
But I mean five inches that was a drastic change.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
How about this? Did you tell him that his is
five inches shorter?

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Because I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
It's been.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
That's another story.

Speaker 32 (20:33):
He needs to give me.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah, it's divergent.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Hold on.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Jazz says that she wants to date cav Why is that.

Speaker 33 (20:45):
I'm a scorpio woman and he pays attention to very
small details and that's really all we care about.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
A team player.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Chelsea says this about Kevin. Chelsea should be Kevin's dating app,
you know, like she should be on there my.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Mask maker.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Mentor.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Chelsea says that he is so good at hearing certain things,
little small things that that he picks up on it already.

Speaker 19 (21:18):
Say that.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Say it again.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I couldn't understand what you said.

Speaker 12 (21:21):
I'm in the car.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm like, yes, Like, the first thing we're doing, Jazz
is we're gonna get your new phone, so the wireless
I got you.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
She's she's got one of those uh those pay as.

Speaker 28 (21:32):
You do my phone.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
So we're actually on my tablet today.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Okay, Jazz, Yeah, I'm gonna make it work.

Speaker 23 (21:39):
Maybe I'm gonna make it work.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Hello, Jazz, we love you. We'll talk to you later.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Okay, all right bye, just some of you, just as
in the morning.

Speaker 14 (21:53):
How good a liar are you?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Five lives to tell your mama is coming up next?
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
All right, Mojo in the morning. I'm thinking I had
a kids not listening at this time unless you have
a kid in your car, And if you do, I'm
going to forewarn you that what we will talk about here,
especially if they're a little kid, could break the magic
that they love. So just fore warning on that. What's
happened in Shannon Smoch one in the morning.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
So my niece, my five year old niece just lost
her very first tooth, which is like, oh big occasion
in that household.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Right.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
So last night, while I was tucking my son Smith
into bed, I said to him, how crazy is it
that the tooth fairy is going to come and visit
Stella tonight? And he's eight, he's in second grade. And
he looked at me with the most serious face and
an air quote. He goes, Mom, the tooth fairy and

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it kind I was kind of taken aback, and I
tried to play dumb and I was like, well, yeah,
like the toothairy is going to leave her money and
take her tooth into the day and he goes, mom,
I did an experiment last year. I lost a tooth
and I didn't tell Dad, and I put it under
my pillow and nothing happened. Is stayed there in the
morning and there was no money, And I was like,
that is bro yet, yes, but also he's very aware

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because he did his own experiment to find.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Out the truth.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
That makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Why because it makes me so sad that the magic
is done and because he's still young. They got YouTube man,
And it also makes me sad that that he would
He must have known that something was up for him
to do that experiment, because you don't do that experiment,
you know. Uh, he has YouTube. It's so accessible. Were

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you sad Dad's house is not yours? He kept kicking it.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
He was like and you know, and then he was
like and the elf. He's like, I found a ziploc
bag full of elves and deaths closet. I was like,
I'm going to pick up the I call your dad.
It's something about use something's going on. But it does
like kind of sort of kills me because I'm still

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holding out hope that the big secret I at least
get this last year. But I'm thinking if he's already
aware of everything else, I hope not.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
How would he believe in that big secret but not
believe in any of the other secrets. You know, I
am just he's now he's playing you for gifts.

Speaker 15 (24:28):
So when I found out about the tooth Fairy specifically,
my mom tried to play it off because then I
went into the you know, the other stuff, and she.

Speaker 16 (24:36):
Was like, well, Santa has helpers. Oh yeah, he just
he can't reach all the houses, so I get the
gifts from him, and then you know he has helpers.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Anna, how many do you have siblings at all?

Speaker 17 (24:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I have an older sister, all right, So so Anna,
you have an older sister and your older sisters how
much older than you?

Speaker 16 (24:52):
Five years older than me?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Did she try to bust it for you so that
you or did she hold on to it knowing that
she would take repregation.

Speaker 15 (25:00):
I was a mischievous child, so I was listening and
spotting on my parents one year and I heard them
talking about it. My birthday was running around Christmas, and
I remember like sitting up on the stairs listening down
to try and see what they were doing for my birthday,
and then Christmas got brought.

Speaker 16 (25:16):
Up and I was like, uh oh ah.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
You see it's funny because I always feel like the
kids who ruin it are the kids that turn out
to be the burnouts later and like like the like
the kids the kids that ruin who you know the
magic is are the kids that later in life you're like,
are they going to alternative school?

Speaker 14 (25:37):
Now?

Speaker 17 (25:38):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Like that's like one of the I said to what
I said to my husband, I'm like, this makes me
so sad. I thought I had more time and he
was like, Shannon, this is very age appropriate and I
was like, I think I was in sixth grade my
younger sister.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Age years old. Second, I knew till middle school.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
That's what I said, had to tell me. And I
was like, you're you were dumb.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wanted to if we lived in a time when we didn't,
you know, have people that ruined it for us?

Speaker 21 (26:09):
Well?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I mean, like, I think technology has to be, if
not the leader right now, I'm ruining the magic. It's
got to be a class.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Second, ask chat GPT about Santa Claus and we'll come back.
What's up Courtney High, Hi.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Good morning.

Speaker 31 (26:23):
My daughter did the same thing that Smith did and
did not tell us that she lost the tooth, and
then it was a whole thing, and so we left
the note, we left money, but then she kept writing
notes back to the tooth theory. So then we had
to like keep that going for a while. But I'm like,
when do I say, like, okay, the two series like has.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Other things going on in life.

Speaker 24 (26:42):
Yeah, And it was a whole it was a whole mess.

Speaker 25 (26:44):
And then she found our elf on the shelf stuff.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
I had to lie about that.

Speaker 31 (26:49):
And it just it reminds you of a parent, just
how much you truly have to lie to your kids
to get through life.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
It really is sad. It's sad as a dad. If
I were Smith's dad, would have bad that that happened,
you know, with me. But I I could see where
that would happen more with dads than happen, you know,
with moms.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
In for the record, shat GPT gives one answer and
then it says, would you like me to answer this
and a more kid for me.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
That's how it should be. That should be what's up, Heather,
how you doing?

Speaker 17 (27:17):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (27:19):
Okay, so like the Big secret, how I ran into
this one and I have four children and my youngest one.
The older three found out about the same time, and
the youngest one it was still kind of a thing
and they were like, it's not real, and I'm like,
it is. And the way I got around it is
it's the big secret is in all of us.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Amen.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah, yes, yet I love.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
That, I said, I like I.

Speaker 13 (27:47):
I even told them, I said, if you start now,
even though like I said, it's a spirit, it's a feeling,
it's everything. Yeah, I said, if you start now, you
can keep that that big secret going for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 17 (27:59):
And like they did, they never wrecked it.

Speaker 22 (28:00):
For the younger siblings.

Speaker 13 (28:01):
They thought, it's just like this great, big, amazing gift
that everybody has.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
That that is a beautiful way to put it. I
appreciate you calling and saying that. That's a great way
to put it, Amanda, what's up. It's Mojo on the morning.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 25 (28:16):
I just keep picturing Smith acting bad for an entire year,
just to see if the big man is reel.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
You can keep witching for what that? What does he do?

Speaker 14 (28:26):
No?

Speaker 19 (28:26):
I keep it.

Speaker 28 (28:26):
I keep envisioning like Smith, like testing the seat, just
being bad for an entire year to see if yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Smith would be great, asking for something like so over
the top, you know, see what happens.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
What's up, Kevin?

Speaker 22 (28:39):
Hi, Hey guys, how's it going good?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Good?

Speaker 24 (28:44):
The two words days of my life was when I
got married.

Speaker 22 (28:47):
And now you got to tell Luther's.

Speaker 17 (28:53):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Uh, what's up, Matt? How you doing is Mojo in
the morning?

Speaker 9 (29:00):
Hey, good morning. How are you guys doing today?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Good buddy?

Speaker 34 (29:04):
So okay, So Christmas Eve is my birthday and and
so it's always a good day with my kids, and
so I when they are excited to go to bed,
you know, we go to church and may go to breakfast,
and I'm excited to be to be Santa. My boys
are twelve and thirteen, and so they go to bed
kind of early, and I kind of got my mind right,
and uh mean a little bit of the sweet leaf,
and and they'll put out gifts and I'm having enjoying it.
Like I sit down my massage here and then I

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fall asleep and I'm.

Speaker 23 (29:27):
Like two in the morning.

Speaker 34 (29:28):
My kids bust into my bedroom like.

Speaker 23 (29:29):
Dad spells to greef for out here. I'm like, what
do you mean?

Speaker 34 (29:32):
He spells the grief through out there.

Speaker 23 (29:33):
Santa Claus comes, It's like they're ok he came.

Speaker 9 (29:36):
And so I I go out there and I'm like,
oh my god, you came.

Speaker 23 (29:38):
I missed him.

Speaker 34 (29:39):
And the cookies are eating and spells the griefer and
the kids are like, so, who's smoking reefer? Santa Claus,
I wouldn't refer And and I'm sitting this massage here.

Speaker 14 (29:49):
And then so a few months ago, my son saying
something to me about not leaving Panta Claus.

Speaker 34 (29:54):
I'm like, wait a minute, So who explained who's smoking
all the reaper?

Speaker 35 (29:58):
Then?

Speaker 34 (29:58):
And he's like, did I know you might like to
smoke a little reefer it every now?

Speaker 23 (30:01):
And then You're okay with that?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
That is by the way, that is not refer that
is missiletone. And by the way, as far as Smith
is concerned, you want to get Smith to believe again,
show him this video.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Do you remember this video?

Speaker 14 (30:22):
Curiosity leads to large crowds and mobiles fritened community. Many
of you bring binoculars, can colders, even camera phones to
take pictures to me, and the like.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Of Lift con to me. I gotta a look up
bit of tree. Who else in.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Detroit?

Speaker 14 (30:44):
And I'm hard radio station guaranteed human. It's Mojo in
the Morning. Five lives to tell your George.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lies to tell your mom.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
This is George.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Everybody, Hi George, Hi George. This is gonna be really
interesting And if it pulls off, we're gonna have to
thank Bianca for this because she put a lot of
work into it. We're gonna we're gonna call your mom
up now.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
George's mom loves her dog Piper, and Bianca, what did
you put together so that we could pull this thing off?

Speaker 36 (31:24):
I made a fake post of someone selling Piper on
Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh my gods.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
So you're gonna call up your mom and say, mom,
your dog is for sale?

Speaker 9 (31:38):
Pretty much?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Are you ready? I am all right? Here we go.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
These are the lies. Five lies to tell your mom.
You're gonna say, mom, Line number one, I was on
Facebook marketplace earlier. Line number two, say I saw Piper
on it. Line number three, someone is trying to sell
her for forty dollars. Line number four.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
The listing says the homeowner doesn't take care.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Of it, and line number five it even has your
address as the pickup location.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
All right, we're gonna call your mom up and we're
gonna sell her dog. Maybe, uh, this might actually be
a thing. We should start just selling random dogs. This
might be back a little side hustle for you.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
What do you Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I'm doing all right. Here we go, We're downing up mom.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
All okay.

Speaker 37 (32:39):
Well, yeah, So I was on the Facebook marketplace earlier,
because you know, usually I'm on marketplace like all the time.

Speaker 32 (32:51):
And I saw Piper on there.

Speaker 9 (32:56):
Is a who Piper your dog?

Speaker 17 (32:59):
My dog?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yes, what do you?

Speaker 17 (33:03):
I don't understand. What do you why?

Speaker 32 (33:06):
I don't know. I saw her on there, and I
mean I was, like, I said, I was just scrolling
through Facebook market please, and I saw Piper on there,
and there's someone's trying to sell it. I'm like shaking
right now because I don't know if it's you or
if it's because I know you. I mean, everybody loves

(33:27):
my dog.

Speaker 17 (33:28):
She's my private possession.

Speaker 22 (33:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (33:31):
And I thought that was illegal.

Speaker 35 (33:33):
I thought you can't do that, huh, I said, I
thought you can't do that on Facebook sell animals?

Speaker 32 (33:41):
Well, apparently not. They're selling it for forty dollars.

Speaker 22 (33:46):
Suh, no, I swear.

Speaker 32 (33:48):
Do you want me to send it to you?

Speaker 19 (33:50):
Yeah, of course, all right?

Speaker 32 (33:52):
Hang on, hang on.

Speaker 17 (33:56):
You don't have like my address, do they?

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (33:59):
Right there even got your address on it?

Speaker 36 (34:03):
What?

Speaker 32 (34:03):
Oh? Hang on, it's loading.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
H m hmm.

Speaker 17 (34:11):
Is the picture a normal picture?

Speaker 32 (34:14):
It's like a picture of piper.

Speaker 17 (34:17):
No, I know what I mean, like one that I
have taken before.

Speaker 32 (34:21):
I don't know, I don't. I mean, it doesn't look
like it, but it says on the post that the
homeowner doesn't take.

Speaker 17 (34:26):
Care of it.

Speaker 32 (34:29):
What that's insane?

Speaker 7 (34:33):
She's like, my baby, right, why do you get it?

Speaker 25 (34:38):
Why is this?

Speaker 17 (34:40):
No, it's still loading it so it's just stops.

Speaker 32 (34:48):
No, I'm how did somebody get this a piper?

Speaker 17 (34:55):
Yeah? Okay, and my address? Like that's not cool.

Speaker 22 (35:00):
I'm just reading what it says.

Speaker 32 (35:01):
It says, somebody please get this dog. She is a
Pomeranian Chihuahua mixed and needs a new home. Her owner
now doesn't take care of her at all. Dog is
in grand blank and needs a new home asap.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (35:19):
Is this some kind of joke.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Why in the hell No, oh, there you go.

Speaker 16 (35:24):
It said, what the hell.

Speaker 32 (35:30):
See and then it says anonymous at the top.

Speaker 17 (35:37):
Why.

Speaker 35 (35:39):
Yeah, Well, why is this picture from your phone? Because
that's your apartment.

Speaker 32 (35:47):
No it's not, Yeah it is.

Speaker 17 (35:52):
It's got carpet. I don't have carpet.

Speaker 32 (35:56):
Well, I know, obviously it's not gonna be from your house.
It's not from mine. Hey, mom, at least I don't
think so.

Speaker 23 (36:03):
Mom.

Speaker 17 (36:05):
Yeah, this is who I think it is.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
This is the Mojo in the Morning show. And you're
on Five Lives to tell your mom.

Speaker 16 (36:15):
Oh my god, I love the way.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
All he had to say was, hey mom.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
The best is the best?

Speaker 22 (36:25):
Is though?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Why is this you're apartment? You're selling my dog?

Speaker 17 (36:31):
I know my kid's apartment.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
And oh my good mom. We're not selling your dog.
George is not selling your dog. He's winning you a prize.
You're on five Lives to tell your mom.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
That is awesome.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
How you say your dog is your prized possession, not
your child.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
I mean she is in the second place.

Speaker 17 (36:56):
No second.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
That was great, and great job on the picture to
Bianca and George kind of working this thing out to
get mom.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
That's awesome, Mom, we got a prize for you. Congratulations.

Speaker 17 (37:11):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 18 (37:15):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Yeah right, it's Mojo in the Morning, five lives to
tell you, all right, it is Mojo in the Morning.
Lydia went to Chicago this past weekend where she was
hanging out with her friend and they ended up going
to one of the clubs there.

Speaker 35 (37:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Have you ever been downtown.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Chicago and you see that club, the tao uh Tow
Nightclub Tow And Lydia says times are different though, and
women are not being treated the same. What's going on, Lydia?

Speaker 38 (37:51):
So I was thinking, like back to the time and
my mom would go out, and I feel like even
when her and her friends were married and they would
go out, guys would still treat them to like dre
and still want to help them get into clubs. Or
it would be like women are free up until like.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Ten yeah, ladies' nights.

Speaker 16 (38:06):
Yeah, But now it's completely different.

Speaker 38 (38:09):
So when I was at TAW this past weekend, I mean,
I think it costs about like twenty dollars to get
into the door, and I felt like all of the
men were jumping in front of all of the women
saying like I know this promoter and I know that promoter.
So once we get inside, I'm like I was a
little turned off from the get go.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Wait a second, so the guys aren't like in the
line trying to meet girls in the line and then
possibly bring them no no, no up to the front
of the line like they were that.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
There wasn't like any of that.

Speaker 16 (38:39):
Uh huh, not at all.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
It's not like that anymore.

Speaker 38 (38:41):
And I don't Bianca could probably attest to this, But
once we get inside, it's like all of the guys
are trying to figure out how they can get to
the DJ booth and how they can sit in like
these little sections with each other.

Speaker 16 (38:52):
They're not bringing girls.

Speaker 38 (38:53):
In, And I'm like, this is so confusing to me,
because no guy wants to approach women anymore. They want
the princess treatment, they want the bottle service. They want
to sit in the DJ booth. They're like stepping on
girls and heels and putting up their phone lights to
show the DJ what song they want to request.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Are you serious?

Speaker 38 (39:10):
It was like the grossest thing I've ever seen in
dumb question.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Is it like a they want that stuff for their
social media type of deal? Like they want the clout
on their social media. Yeah, because they like put their
phones up they were recordating and Keldy and guys are
known to do this too.

Speaker 38 (39:24):
But really, yeah, you see this often here in Royal
Oak and Birmingham.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
See I always thought that guys would that guys would
use bottle service and things like that to get them girls.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Right, absolutely, you know.

Speaker 17 (39:36):
What I mean.

Speaker 38 (39:36):
No, no guy had like they had barely any girls
in their booths, and they were the ones who were
getting those signs like you know the bottle girls like
bring out those fiery bottles. Yea, the signs and they're
just all sitting there like recording the girl lifting up
the sign. They're not asking any girls to come in.
They're not talking to any I didn't mean anybody.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
And the clubs don't play to the girls anymore by
doing ladies nights.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Earning that sound like they don't do ladies in free.
Before they do they still I'll be seeing people on Instagram.
They definitely had a Ladies Free intil eleven or whatever
the thing is.

Speaker 36 (40:07):
Those are the clubs up and come only Kyodi Joe's
on Thursdays does that?

Speaker 23 (40:11):
That's it?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
The Country Bar, The Country Bar's old school, right, we
need some Detroit promoters. So okay, so things are so
So you're saying that at the club nowadays, the women
that are there are not getting treated right. But the
guys are the reason. The guys are wanting. They want
the princess treatment. The guys are the ones that are

(40:33):
taking Are these guys are they gay or what's the story?

Speaker 16 (40:36):
They're not gay. They just want to be girls now.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
They want to be girls.

Speaker 16 (40:39):
They want the princess treatment.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
They So how are they meeting girls because that's the
only way that you meet girls is by you know,
buying them a drink or something like that.

Speaker 38 (40:48):
See that's where I get, you know, a little confused,
because there'd be no way that I'm talking to a
guy anymore or even wanting to be approached by them once.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
They are acting like I do not want equal rights
in the club.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
No, you don't want to talk to the guy that's
like I know the promoter.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
No, that's a great lada does lady wants that for show?
If you come in with a bottle in a section
they follow.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
I'm talking about when you're outside waiting in line the
cart in line.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, that's yes, you would you don't want to stay alone.
You understand, you understand that me knowing the promoter or
knowing the bouncers was the only way I got girls.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
That was the way that I because I would get
those Look, I hate girls. I just want to know this.
But my buddy Bully, you know, Billy or I'm trying
to think of like a bouncer's name. Uh, my friends,
the bouncer here. You guys want to come in? Oh
my god, come with me.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
They get all crazy, but they're not doing the Hey,
come with me, me, me, me, me, me.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
You want them for themselves. They don't want to. They're
not letting any of these girls in.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
It might be maybe they didn't got used before. Do
you want to do you want to know what it
was like for me back in the day Kevin the club.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Back and then we actually had by the Way Live,
you know, j's and stuff like doing stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
It wasn't we had electricity back then. Do you have
like like you want thing go back in memory lane? Yeah,
you're ready. Hold on a second, I got this for you.
Here you go.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 23 (42:19):
Girls?

Speaker 16 (42:20):
Hop's going?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (42:25):
I got my I'm so tall, thank you?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
I got my z cavalis on right now.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
I love your glass.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
So I had contacts by that, I had contacts.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Hey, what's happening? Would you like a cowboy talking?

Speaker 7 (42:53):
You know?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
We used to have drinks like we used to drink
gold slaughter, see that I was super bad.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
We used drink old Schlogger. It had little flakes inside there, okay,
and we'd be like it's uh. And then here's me
as a DJ.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
And everybody, what's going on? Make some noise for God
or bad boy Beryl? Yeah, look at that hold on saying.
It's a Caldeenan girl over there. I think her name
is Lydia. She wants a guy to buy her a drink.
Get her a drink, please, Yeah, make some noise.

Speaker 16 (43:34):
Lydia mouth might open into everything.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
That's what we used to do. We used to walk around.
They would give me a bottle and it was I
remember the Baja Beach Club was one of the places
in Chicago I would go to. They would give me
a bottle of pre mix, some kind of shot that
was in there, and I would standing on the bar
and I would pour bottles of this down people's throats
and you know who would always want it. Oh fat dudes,

(44:02):
fat fat dudes would fight to get to the front.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Of the bar.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah guys, yeah, yeah, why is it so different? Hold on, hey, zeus,
what's going on, buddy?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
How are you?

Speaker 23 (44:22):
How's it going on?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
It's going good, man, what's going on? Lydia says that
this is ridiculous that guys aren't buying for girls anymore
when they go out to the clubs.

Speaker 23 (44:32):
Look, man, lord forbid, a guy wants to enjoy themselves
and have fun, you know. Yeah, So I don't think it's.

Speaker 25 (44:38):
That big a deal, man, it's you know, maybe we
want to sit down and.

Speaker 23 (44:41):
Just watch the bottles come in.

Speaker 7 (44:42):
It's kind of nice, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
So you don't want to be used. You don't want
to be used for the money that you're going to
have to spend for these girls.

Speaker 32 (44:49):
Huh oh man, absolutely no.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
I feel like something else has to be attracted to them,
you know, like you can't just be the money.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah, you feel it. So maybe, Lydia, you gotta be
a little bit nicer to these guys when you see them.

Speaker 16 (45:04):
I'll just pay the fifteen.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Oh hey, maybe maybe we'll invite you into the little
circle and.

Speaker 32 (45:08):
Enjoyed the bottles.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, I mean the time of their friends. Some people
don't want to pay the price to entry that he
wants nothing to do with you. Jesus, Colleen, what's going on?
It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 10 (45:20):
Hi.

Speaker 19 (45:22):
Hi, how are you all?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
What's happening?

Speaker 12 (45:25):
Nothing?

Speaker 31 (45:26):
You know what's funny is I've been trying to contact you.

Speaker 8 (45:28):
You used to hang out over at my ant's house
when I was like twenty.

Speaker 10 (45:31):
Four years old, to live on seven Mile in Inkster.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
You know, you know who you're thinking of?

Speaker 17 (45:37):
Not me, Not me.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I wasn't that. That's that was Big Boy or any
of those guys. No, no, no, it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
I know it was. Tell me, tell me what years ago?
What did I What did I do over at your
ant's house on seven Mile. You're saying, I don't know.

Speaker 19 (45:58):
You used to come over there after you got off
doing the radio and you used to.

Speaker 24 (46:00):
Hang out with us.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
It was definitely not him, because my other aunt.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
One that.

Speaker 19 (46:06):
Bring friend home, loved one home for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Or whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Do me a favorite show, take some Go to your
aunt's side, your aunt's pictures and find a picture of
me hanging out and I.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Want to find when he gets off work at ten am.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, actually when he would go.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
No, we got to get to the bottom of it
is I want to know.

Speaker 19 (46:31):
Let's see, I was twenty four and I'm fifty two now,
so it's been a long time.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
He didn't even live in the state.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Wait when how what year was this? What year was this?

Speaker 8 (46:42):
I don't know when I was twenty four?

Speaker 23 (46:43):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Year was it from now?

Speaker 24 (46:45):
Minus three years?

Speaker 8 (46:46):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I'm going to tell you. I want to line up
of guys. I want to line up of guys, and
I want to stand there and have your aunt pick
me out of the lineup and see if that's the case. Oh,
I know she could, Okay. I wanted to where did
we meet? Where did she say that we met?

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
I over the radio her calling Inky.

Speaker 19 (47:04):
Both of my aunts the other one's name, they we
called her Duck Duck.

Speaker 32 (47:09):
Okay, I know you've got.

Speaker 17 (47:10):
To remember them.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
And who is the DJ that you're calling for?

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Mojoe?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Interesting, I got listen. I will have to let's Lydia,
let's invite her aunt in the studio, and I want
her aunt to come in the studio and then we're
gonna hook both of us up to light detector tests.
And I want to be able to see this. This
is too good because I'll be quite honest with you,
I don't know your aunt at all.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
I'm guessing she put you on the TA.

Speaker 37 (47:33):
He made her.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
It might be my alter ego or something, but I
know I know for a fact that here at the
radio station, the people that would be out of all
the clubs that would meet everybody was always it was
Big Boy, and it was Buckhead, and it was Stick
and those guys that did the night shows tik tak.
I never got to do the night gigs because we
did the morning show. I never got a chance to

(47:57):
hang out quit. I want to know exactly with his
aunts all about what's going on? How you doing, Kyle?

Speaker 23 (48:06):
Hey, how are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Fantastic?

Speaker 7 (48:10):
I believe that all women associate Lydia and Deianca should
get treated with respect when they go.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
To the club.

Speaker 21 (48:16):
Period.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Stay on business, Kyle, Kyle, will they want respect? They
want you to buy them drinks. That's the respect they want.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
And if you go ahead, no, no, you go ahead.

Speaker 23 (48:31):
Well, I was gonna say, if they take invite me
to the club.

Speaker 28 (48:34):
I'll buy them drinks.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Okay, all right, So where you hanging out? Lydia, Kyle's
gonna come out and see she's Wednesday night bingoing. What's up, Varden?
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Varden?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Hey Mojo, how's been going?

Speaker 4 (48:51):
It's going good, buddy. What do you think about the
fact that guys don't buy girls drinks anymore?

Speaker 29 (48:58):
Well, you know, I blame I blame a lot of things,
going back to getting getting into the clubs and popping
the bottles and doing all of that and there's no
women around. I blamed it on the nightclubs because the
nightclubs before used to make you bring girls.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
In as you got in.

Speaker 32 (49:17):
Guys couldn't get in just by themselves.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Okay. So that's actually an interesting thing that back in
the day, the guys would have to wait in the
long lines. The women got in unless you were with
a bunch of women. I remember at most of the
bars that we ever would promote on this radio station,
it was always they wanted more women there than they
wanted guys there.

Speaker 22 (49:38):
You know exactly. We had we zone a nightclub downtown.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Detroit, and which one.

Speaker 32 (49:45):
That's how we did it.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Yeah, that was that was that was yeah.

Speaker 22 (49:56):
Yeah, we used to have uh, we had to have
Big Boy there sometimes too.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah, I remember Big Boy would always Elysium and then
what was the what was the bar that was like.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
A bank was in a bank vault?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Was it the Fall Super Bar? No, it was a bar.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
I think it was called the Fall amb It was
really good.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
No, that was the night of what was really? What's up, Michelletown?
What's going on? Michelle hi? Well?

Speaker 20 (50:22):
I used to work at a bar in Thisskegan what
was a nightclub back then? And they too would also
want more ladies than men, and we would have lady nights,
like every Friday night would be ladies night. So this
is crazy to me they still doing that about like
Labor Day. I was on a boat in Grand Even Yeah,
a couple of friends of me and me and there

(50:43):
was at least three boats full of sausages.

Speaker 27 (50:47):
No girls in sight.

Speaker 20 (50:49):
A sausage fest on this boat, three different boats, three
different times.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
In the day.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Women don't like sausage fast either. Guys don't want a
sausage fast. Women don't want it. You don't want it.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
A heavy guy that said.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
The cruising up and down the channel.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Just yeah, no girl, yeah that that that sounds that
doesn't sound like fun, That sounds like an all guys
Catholic school.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
What's up for sheet?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
How you doing?

Speaker 22 (51:11):
Or a boo, hey are you going first time?

Speaker 7 (51:16):
You know.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
What's happening, buddy?

Speaker 39 (51:20):
Hey, I just had a question or comment. Actually, most
of the time when guys are at the bar or whatever,
they buy real strings. Obviously they want some more in return.
But a lot of times nowadays, these new generational females
just going to the bars just and get drunk off
of guys and not necessarily.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Listen, the new generation is not just doing that. It
was every generation. The girls didn't want they didn't want to,
you know, and guys should not expect to get something
out of the deal.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
But no, you never see.

Speaker 39 (51:54):
That's you know, same night. But you know as far
as like more like good number, getting the normal or whatever.

Speaker 22 (52:01):
Taken.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Well, that's the thing that has happened before where you
buy a drink for a girl and you don't even
get a conversation.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Some of these women have ulterior motives. We can't just
act like all these women are just here for the
drink and for the guy. No, some of them have
the motive of going to the bar only getting a drink.
You have no intention of speaking to you after.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
I remember doing a topic one time asking girls, when's
the last time you bought a drink? And I remember
it was wild the amount of women that would call
up and say they never paid for a drink.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
His whole topics because you pissed, nobody brought you in
today's section and brought you a drink.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
That's this whole topic. Well, Lydia says that guys just
take care of themselves. They don't want to take care
of anybody else but themselves.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Speaking on my experience, Kevin, Yeah, have never.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Bought me a drink. We never went out nowhere.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Hey, what's going on, Linda?

Speaker 24 (52:55):
You want to go?

Speaker 17 (52:56):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Good morning morning.

Speaker 19 (52:57):
I think it's a generational thing because back in the day,
you know, all men and.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
Women were like men or gentlemen.

Speaker 25 (53:03):
They take care of women.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
And now the whole generation, whether it's male or female,
they're growing up.

Speaker 32 (53:10):
It's a me generation. It's everything about myself.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
But if you go out and you hang out with
maybe fifty plus.

Speaker 30 (53:17):
Year olds, they still buy all the ladies' drinks and they.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
Don't expect anything and then they've happened.

Speaker 32 (53:23):
You know, that's between them.

Speaker 19 (53:24):
But I see a different side when you hang out
in different sections.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (53:29):
True.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
And I think also the clubs too. I don't know
what TOW is like, you know, I don't know the
clientele that are a TOW, but I always feel like
if you go to like one of those I don't know,
places like what two twenty and Birmingham or whatever like,
or what's the place down roll the Rose Room, I
think you're gonna probably see more guys buying you drinks
than you are going to see guys not buying you drinks. Cindy,

(53:52):
what's happened in this moje on the morning?

Speaker 26 (53:55):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (53:55):
I think that lady that Fred you were hanging out
with head, it's trying to set you up.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Wow, Hell, Chelsea, don't.

Speaker 10 (54:01):
Call for the okie do.

Speaker 17 (54:03):
Funny?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Yeah, I wasn't.

Speaker 25 (54:06):
If she's she was twenty four then and she's fifty
two and now it was like nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
If you live here then, I didn't even live here.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
No, No, I don't. I wonder who it was. I
wonder what to do.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
There was a mojo. There was a mojo that was
around on here before. But that's interesting. Cindy Amy thinks
she knows who it was. Who was it Amy that
she was talking to.

Speaker 40 (54:24):
J Tower.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Hang out the house seven and eight.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Hanging out of ce Cargo stry Now Jay Towers nicety
three point one.

Speaker 16 (54:39):
You should go there, oh clutch cargoes Yu.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Yeah, so fun.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
All right, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I can't take another bite of food.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I'm stuffed. Oh pie, Yeah, I'll take some pie.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Happy Thanksgiving from Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It's time for more Mojo to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Not too pick on Shannon, because we would never want
to do that on the show, but a smile on
your face. We we're gonna Well, there's there has been
a notice of a noise that you kind of have
been making, uh lately, and you were we were talking

(55:34):
about the whole spitting thing and that it's gross. You
don't even like the sound of somebody spitting. But there
is a noise that sometimes people have noticed here in
the around the radio station, and I know your husband
has noticed. We should actually have equal opportunity for your
husband after you just a second ago called him a thief.
Fact let's get yes. So what is this noise that

(55:56):
you've been been making lately due to your allergies?

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Anybody who has allergies? No, your throat is so itchy
right now. And when my throat is itchy, I do
this thing with my throat or I like scratch it
with my tongue like this, and if that doesn't work,
I go a step further. And this is probably what
you hear is.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Beyond?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Can you imitate that for for us BEYONDA doesn't.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
I can't help it.

Speaker 16 (56:31):
It is so bad.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
You guys don't have allergies, not like that or my throat?

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Where's it is it itching the roof of your mouth
or where the back of your throat?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Where is it?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Thing is so itchy and it does it. That's the
only thing that helps you think.

Speaker 14 (56:48):
What do you call it?

Speaker 23 (56:49):
Lydia?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
You have a name for when I do it? Lydia
has a name for it.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Lydia is answered scratching throat scratch.

Speaker 19 (56:59):
You like scratch?

Speaker 5 (56:59):
You wrote with the noise, the noise scratches it. Yeah,
that sounds like a car.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I'm just drawing.

Speaker 17 (57:05):
I'm drawing up.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
This morning.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Channing came down on uh, spitting and you know, obviously
the spit gate that's happening because of the football games.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
That noise is kind of a tough one. Actually, the
scratching part to the scratching one more time, Oh my god,
that's like a smr.

Speaker 16 (57:29):
That's like doing it.

Speaker 17 (57:29):
It was just tongue.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
But sometimes that doesn't work, and so you got to
make the noise. What does she's Granny taught.

Speaker 17 (57:36):
Me to do that?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
What does the family say when you're when all of
a sudden, Oh.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
My god, Lucy goes to town on me when she
does like she hates when I do it.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Are you one of the people, because I've seen people like.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Because that helps me. It's my throat, you guys Beard,
I know, but it's the only thing that helped.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Hey, what's up, Jessica.

Speaker 17 (57:59):
She that's so annoying.

Speaker 16 (58:01):
You're so pretty.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
And then you do that in public, I'll be like,
what the hell?

Speaker 5 (58:05):
This is the public? I know these people for half
my life.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
I know what I'm saying, Like that you're in the
storing together, like what is going on?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
The funniest though, is that it only happens at certain
parts of the season, Like it only happens like it
seems like right now, like it's not something that you
were doing like six months ago.

Speaker 16 (58:26):
You know, oh yeah, yeah, indeed, it's it's.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Hay fever season or what is what season is it?
I feel like the allergy has been horrible, that they're.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
So bad when I'm when I'm wheezing and I don't
realize it, and somebody else realizes it and they're like,
do you hear that whistling?

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Especially in her microphones because they amplify everything. I can
all you were doing it yesterday somebody.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Said your microphone was making a noise. It wasn't your
you know, it's funny we tested your micros no we
tested your microphone out and everything was fine. It is
when you're doing, like especially your total wireless comrcial, there's like.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
A total my is my asthma, A wheezing.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Anika.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Hi guys, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 25 (59:12):
I have met Shannon.

Speaker 41 (59:12):
I have never met anyone who understands that throat scratching thing.
I've done it since I was a kid, yep. And
like my family has always made fun of me. My
husband and I was married, would make fun of me
for it. And it's the only thing that helps and
I allergy get that bad?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Can we hear it?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Can we hear what it sounds like?

Speaker 6 (59:28):
No, no, you cannot.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Stand We want to hear you.

Speaker 40 (59:34):
It's like a like like a clicking thing and then
like a throat.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Yeah, it's like a hair ball.

Speaker 12 (59:41):
All right.

Speaker 33 (59:41):
Well, that that was my embarrassing moment for the day
while my four and a half year old stands.

Speaker 38 (59:45):
Right here watching me.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Good luck with the allergies. What's up, Amanda High, Hi, Good.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
Morning guys, Good morning.

Speaker 25 (59:55):
Clink question Shannon, how long is your tongue that you
can its your throat with it? Because I can't can't
figure out how to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Well, you know, your tongue a special throat. It starts
back there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
Everybody, I'm sitting here trying to do it and I
can't figure it out.

Speaker 32 (01:00:11):
That's gotta be a really long tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
No, you're not itching. It was like the front of
your it's this me. You're using the back of your tongue.
You're using the back of your tongue. She's very confused.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
What's activity how you doing?

Speaker 31 (01:00:28):
And it's not about the LinkedIn your tongue.

Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
You do it with the back of your tongue and
that noise.

Speaker 40 (01:00:32):
Yes, I do it ten times louder and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Ten times longer.

Speaker 40 (01:00:35):
I promise.

Speaker 21 (01:00:37):
Let's let's see as I'm doing that that growth noise.

Speaker 25 (01:00:40):
I'm itching my ears.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
At the same time, I'm so glad that.

Speaker 33 (01:00:48):
I'm not the only one I love to hear that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
I was like, I got a call.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
A great day, you too, take care of yourself, Toya,
what's up? It's Mojo on the morning?

Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Hi, Hey, Sam, what's up? How y'all doing?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (01:01:06):
Look Sannon, you are not alone out here on these streets,
my baby, Okay, because I'm because and it's rag weed season.
Mojo is rag weed, So we are about to be
messed up for a number rag we yes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Raggy, yes, allergic to rag I got you say for
the Google you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
We love you to one time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
She was gonna say, love you too, love you too?
What's up, chuck.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
Ojo, I'm about to pass through market?

Speaker 22 (01:01:44):
Do I mean to stop at CBS and Grabble.

Speaker 17 (01:01:51):
Is a doctor?

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Especially by the way, I think doctor Warner is sponsored
by Allegra.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
So if there's any like if you're a vagina, I'll
tell you to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Take I am.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I am convinced that doctor Warner gets a side hustle
payment from a legra mark.

Speaker 21 (01:02:10):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Please? Somebody, somebody hand keep it in the.

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Amy says that you sound like a guinea pig when
this making this noise?

Speaker 23 (01:02:23):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Hey? Amy?

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
What's going on?

Speaker 30 (01:02:31):
Love you?

Speaker 21 (01:02:33):
We love you too.

Speaker 17 (01:02:36):
Well.

Speaker 21 (01:02:36):
It's also hay fever season, and I've always been told
I sound like a guinea pig when I crash my throat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Oh my god, that was not her making.

Speaker 17 (01:02:51):
Get it.

Speaker 21 (01:02:55):
Find unpasteurized honey from a local all honey bee keeper
and take a teaspoon a day. It gets the pollen
into your system and you become like normalized with it,
and that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
So allergic to it. You know what.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
I have heard that before and I've never done it,
but I have heard that before.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Is it really? Yeah? It worked, and they're gonna come
here looking like WILLI smith on.

Speaker 21 (01:03:24):
But it can't be pasteurized. It's got to have all
the good stuff in it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I did not realize that that that is, uh, that
is something that you do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I love that.

Speaker 37 (01:03:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I'm a honey person. I love honey too. All right, Derek?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (01:03:39):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Derek? You gotta turn out radio down, Derek, what's up?

Speaker 32 (01:03:47):
Yeah, so my wife has the same issue with the
back of her throat where she will.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
I'm just waiting for the gell if you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Go ahead, Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:04:10):
We were.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
We were just getting dirty with what you just said
about your wife and her throat.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Go ahead.

Speaker 32 (01:04:15):
But if that doesn't work, she will flex her throat
or either use her tongue. But if that doesn't work,
she'll actually take her finger and reach back to her.

Speaker 17 (01:04:26):
And the noise.

Speaker 32 (01:04:27):
The noise is astronomical.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Let's let's hear what your wife sounds like. Huh, let
me hear what your wife sounds like?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Do the noise?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Nobody wants to.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Ye no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 17 (01:04:54):
Hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Wes is on the phone with us right now, Shannon's husband, Wes,
can you can you im table?

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Can you imitate that noise?

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah, yeah? Wait it sounds like a beat to a
She's drowning and that's not supposed to bother me, you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Know, do you do you hear it just when she's
awake or does this ever happen like in the sleep too?

Speaker 17 (01:05:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
She makes all kinds of noises in sleep.

Speaker 17 (01:05:27):
That's the one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
She'll just do it, like at a dinner table, or
you know, when you're shopping with and you're like, do
you know what you're doing? Like people here? Can you
hear you? Could you imagine laying in the bed at
night and all of a sudden, Oh that's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Where are you going?

Speaker 23 (01:05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Where are you going?

Speaker 17 (01:05:47):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
What's for breakfast?

Speaker 22 (01:05:51):
This year?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I'm stubbing turkey for alcohol so I can tolerate my family.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Happy Thanksgiving From Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
All right, it is mo Joe in the Morning h
eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eighth. The text nine five
five zero zero. Uh real quick, I want to do
this one. This is from one of my son's college
friends who sent this to me because my son said, hey,
my dad would probably do that as a topic on
your show. She sent me a text and it says,

(01:06:21):
ask your listeners what the breakup text? Read? Mine was
from an a hole that I was dating, and she
sent me the copy of the text, and the text
was this is a twenty six twenty seven years old,
twenty six year old girl. This was her breakup text
that she just got from a guy that she had
been dating for a while. I'm going to be busy

(01:06:43):
the next six months.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Sorry. That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
That was his breakup test star Larry's, and first off,
breaking up by text is one thing, but breaking up
by text that says that probably not the greatest they
were Hilary's they were going through a little bit of troubles.
In his text exactly read I'm going to be busy
the next six months, sorry, and that's why they're no longer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Like, no, how long did you say? How long the
relationship was? I think they were together for at least
two years. Maybe there's no love in that, there's no respect, ruh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
I would love to know if you still remember the
text that your significant other broke up with and would
you read it to us? Would you at least tell
us what it what it read?

Speaker 32 (01:07:26):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. I'm seeing break up breakups
happen more through text or a d M or a
you know, a message on social media than ever before.
Like it's not the personal face to face and more
phone texts or phone phone breakups where they're just picking

(01:07:47):
up the phone and calling and saying I don't even
want to get face to face.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Unfortunately, that's normal communication now, like if something is done
face to face, which, by the way, a breakup absolutely
should be your You think that that's like strange.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Yeah, now, because nobody wants to confront or be be
face to face with something, we don't do anything anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
It's one of the two.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I think it's wild though, that that is now more
accepted because I don't know ten years ago or however
long ago, maybe within the last decade, if you broke
up with somebody by text, you would tell people, they
would post it boyfriend just broke up with me by
text that you know, dirty whatever, and you you would
see so many people commenting about how horrible a person is.

(01:08:29):
Now it's like, okay, yeah, move on, move on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
It just seems like any real decisions or decisions of magnitude,
you have to do it face to face.

Speaker 15 (01:08:38):
Oh yeah, So it wasn't a breakup text for me,
but he sent we need to talk, and my response was,
if you're going to break up with me, why do
I need to come see you?

Speaker 16 (01:08:48):
Just say it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
We need to talk?

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Is never good talk? Like it's never Hey, I bought
you something, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
In that situation, you didn't want to hear why.

Speaker 15 (01:08:57):
I mean, I was like, if you're going to break
up with me, just say it now, Like why do
I have to drive to talks?

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
I want to have a conversation because I want to
know why.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Hey, Sarah are you there?

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Hey, guys, what's happening?

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
So with what chance about like a phone call too?
That's the worst.

Speaker 27 (01:09:16):
I was in a relationship with a guy for about
four four and a half years or so, and we were.

Speaker 25 (01:09:21):
Supposed to go to Belle Isle and talking about like engagement.

Speaker 42 (01:09:25):
He just graduated college and all this, and.

Speaker 43 (01:09:27):
He was like, we're we're not doing anything.

Speaker 27 (01:09:30):
And I kind of kind of feeling things were going
like a little spouse and everything.

Speaker 25 (01:09:34):
And I was like why and he's like, well, we're
not doing anything.

Speaker 43 (01:09:38):
I'm like, I as legit had to ask him if
he was breaking up with me.

Speaker 38 (01:09:43):
So I'm like, it sucks, Like, especially when.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
You're with somebody for that long, it's amazing. So you
had no courage to be able to tell you what
he really wanted to tell you.

Speaker 27 (01:09:53):
Now, Yeah, no, he he's through like a whole sit
about like giving stuff back and everything like that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
It's like his dad basically was getting.

Speaker 32 (01:10:01):
My stuff back.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
But you ever know somebody that doesn't know whether or
not they're actually broken up because I have a friend
of mine, oh boy, a friend of Chelsea's, and I
that she's like, I don't know if we're still dating
because he's not returning any of my calls. And the
last time that we talked was him saying that he
needed to have a conversation. And now it's like and

(01:10:23):
they're like, I don't know if we're together or not together.
Like can you imagine? Like that's how much of a
ghosting along relationship goes to what's up, Sandra.

Speaker 21 (01:10:33):
Hey, how's it going good?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
What did the breakup text read?

Speaker 16 (01:10:38):
She said, Hey, sorry, but you sleep too much.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
With other people?

Speaker 17 (01:10:45):
Or nope, nope.

Speaker 15 (01:10:47):
I worked third shift and so in like the middle
of the day I would sleep and he didn't like
that apparently, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
I thought she was lazy. The third shift is brutal
on you.

Speaker 16 (01:11:00):
Right, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
God, that's that's horrible. How long were you guys together?

Speaker 17 (01:11:07):
It was just like maybe two months or so.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Okay, that's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Yeah, you got nothing fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah, here's a text two three one says. The text read,
sorry I found someone else. Sorry, I'm here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Another texture here And Lydia is trying to call these
textures back. So please, if you do text us, answer
your your phones because Lydia is trying to get you
on uh at nine five five zero zero this is
five eight six. The text read my mom doesn't like
you and thinks I deserve a guy better. And it
was from a girl, so it wasn't a guy that
sent it. It was a girl that sent.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
I can see a lot of these messages now happening
and being written through chat GPT, like putting your actual
reasons in but not knowing how to communicate it and
just letting that figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Yeah, chat GPT, give me a good text to break
up with somebody?

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
What to do right now? Jake?

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
H I don't good? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
What did the text read?

Speaker 32 (01:12:07):
I've read whenever I get the text saying that somebody
needs to talk to me, I respond with you.

Speaker 22 (01:12:12):
I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
I need to talk to this And now we're both
stressing out. O.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Wait, is this something that's going on right.

Speaker 39 (01:12:19):
Now, Well, not currently, but I've had had enough of
those conversations with people to know how to respond to those.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Now, please tell me that you're a good enough guy
that you would never break up with somebody by text.

Speaker 23 (01:12:32):
Oh No, I'm somebody that likes to do things in person,
especially those heart conversations, because I don't enough people do that.

Speaker 25 (01:12:38):
Yeah, it's unfortunate.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Can I tell you how many people I know that
will not do it in person? And the reason why
if they're looking at somebody face to face, they'll change
their mind. They actually they cannot deliver bad information. So
their idea is that I won't deliver the bad information
to them in person because I'm too weak to be
able to do it, which is real is interesting because

(01:13:02):
then it makes me feel like, then you aren't really
somebody that wants to break up that Maybe you guys
need to just try to work out your issue. Uh,
what's up, Artinis? What's up?

Speaker 13 (01:13:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:13:13):
I got broken up over text before?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
What in the text room?

Speaker 23 (01:13:17):
She said?

Speaker 39 (01:13:18):
When we say goodbye, it means goodbye.

Speaker 22 (01:13:20):
You can't come to me anymore to serve your emotional needs.
You will figure it out by wow.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Wa say you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
How long ago was that that that text was sent?

Speaker 22 (01:13:30):
That was about twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Wow, so you still haven't saved your respond Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:13:36):
I saved it in my notes just so I can
remember that day.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Wow, she broke kill her? Anna?

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Rob just said did you respond? Did you respond?

Speaker 14 (01:13:46):
No?

Speaker 22 (01:13:46):
I listened to Jealous by uh.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Bro Telly you got me through? That's that's a song.

Speaker 23 (01:13:58):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Hey, now what song are you listening to? I want
to see if you're in a relationship with.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
No, I Don't Mess with You by big Shaw. That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Adriana, what did the text? The breakup text read.

Speaker 25 (01:14:17):
Sorry I love you too much to do this to
you and then blocked me from everything.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
No, So no explanation whatsoever as to what happened? Did
you find out?

Speaker 25 (01:14:26):
I was just like what, No, nothing, no clue.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
What happened?

Speaker 25 (01:14:31):
Moving to California with me? Well, not in with me,
but to California the day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
After that text?

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Wow, cav wan know how long was the relationship?

Speaker 24 (01:14:44):
He was gonna maybe like eight months something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Okay, so it wasn't like it was crazy long, but
that's a I don't know, that's the short time to
be together. And then I want him to move? What's up, Alison?

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
I what did the text read? The breakup text read.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
The first time long time?

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Oh, here you go, by the.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Way, that's what people should text after they had sex
for the first time. First time, long time? What's going on?
What did what did the breakup text rate?

Speaker 21 (01:15:16):
He texted me and.

Speaker 33 (01:15:18):
Told me that he was too immature for a relationship.

Speaker 40 (01:15:21):
And then six months later he started dating somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Of course that's usually the pattern. Yeah, that's crazy. Sorry,
they had to deal with that, Allison. What's his name
so we can make sure that he's scarred forever?

Speaker 19 (01:15:35):
Jared?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Jared?

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
It's always a yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Sierra?

Speaker 23 (01:15:42):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Hey, what did the breakup text rate?

Speaker 32 (01:15:46):
First of all, first time?

Speaker 24 (01:15:51):
But the text read that he wanted to see if
he could love someone as much as.

Speaker 17 (01:15:56):
He loved me.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
That's the biggest bunch of crap, I know.

Speaker 24 (01:16:00):
But we weren't in high school though, so yeah, I'm
not that mad at him, but yeah, it was heartbreaking.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Out design the high school breakup was always I just
I think we should just be friends like that was
the one that everybody used.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
What is the what did chat?

Speaker 23 (01:16:16):
Chat?

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
GPT has three different versions? Respectful and gentle, short and
kind or clear infirm which you want to hear infirm.
So I think it's always important to say what the
prompt is. So I say, give me a good text
to sin if I want to break up with someone.
So this is the clear infirm. I need to be
honest with you. I don't see us working out, and
I think it's best for me to end the relationship. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
I hope you can respect that decision. Wow, And what's
what's the other option?

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
The gentle one?

Speaker 27 (01:16:44):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Mojo?

Speaker 17 (01:16:46):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
You want to know? Yeah? It says, Hey, I've been
doing a lot of thinking. I care about you and
the time that we've shared, but I don't feel like
I can continue this relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
You deserve someone who can give you what you need,
and I don't think I can't.

Speaker 13 (01:17:01):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I like that one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Can use it Lydia. Any of these other last ones
good ones?

Speaker 26 (01:17:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
All right, so you should wh should we text them? Sorry,
you're on hold. You're not getting through to Mojo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
On Detroit.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
And I heard radio station.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Guaranteed Human.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Mojo one.

Speaker 16 (01:17:39):
Let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Alrighty, ready, you're listening to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
You're a do ahead, let's go Mojo in the morning.
You're gonna have to tell the story and then we'll
get to the topic right afterwards, because the story is
kind of kind of sets it all up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Go ahead, keV.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
I mean short to the point. Joe saw his first penis.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
That was first penis.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
I mean, Joe saw like a penis.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
You never seen your penis?

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
No, he's what you mean. No, I ain't never seen
my penis when my penis? What does that mean? Your
son has never seen your penis? Why is that shocking?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
I love penis.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
He's never you never just like when you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Never took a shower with him when he was little.

Speaker 17 (01:18:31):
Or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
No, No, never done that. Never took a bath with him,
Never took a shower with him and waited.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Never was one of those moments where he walked into
the bathroom and what are you doing or whatever and
you're doing and just turned.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Around and have my penis out. No, I mean I
probably turned my head around like hey, get out of
here or something like that. I never took a shower
with Joe. Oh interesting, Well I okay, so explain to
us where did Joe. See, so we were his first
penis that wasn't his own penis. We were in the YMCA,
we were at the locker room, so getting ready to swim,

(01:19:09):
and I'm you know, and Joe's still like self conscious
about his body, so he's not He's like, dad, hold
a towel around you. When he instead of like just
going into the stall or whatever, he'd be like hold
the town, hold hoel. So he's changing or whatever the
case may be. He gets done changing, he sits down
on the bench and putting on his little water's shoes
wherever the case may be. And you look up and
it's just a naked dude walking and obviously, like, I know,

(01:19:32):
that's what comes with the locker room. But for Josiah,
this has never been his experience. So immediately his eyes
get booked. He started giggling. He's like, oh, you start
laughing hard, and I'm like, Joe, sorry, you can't love.
He's like, I'm like, that's how it isn't here, Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
It's the worst. Let me say this to you, it's
the worst to have it because that's the same way
you know this, right, Yeah, the first time I saw
a penis that wasn't my dad's. I did see my
dad's My dad's by the by the way, I want
to say this about my dad, to talk about his penis.
I wish I got a little bit more. His cuban
side was in a shower too. Well, No, for mine

(01:20:13):
was my dad took me to Riviera country Club.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Uh it was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
It was basically a health club in Orland Park, Illinois.
And my dad took me to the whirlpool of the
Riviera country Club. And it was some old dude flopping
around and he looked like he looked like like the
elephant trunk. Oh, lord you and he was walking slow

(01:20:39):
like the guy was walking you know what. It looked
like snuffle up against from.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Street.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
I could never watch, saysme street again. But it was
the first time you see a penis, and the first
penis that you see, whether you're a man or a woman. Yeah,
I don't know when you saw your first penis. Who
was your first penis?

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
You remember?

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
It was my boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Oh it was okay, So you never saw you never
saw like an uncle or or.

Speaker 14 (01:21:06):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
And I was so grossed.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Yeah, I mean you were expecting it though, right like
you knew you were about to see.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
It, Like you didn't know you saw it like playgirl
magazine or something. Right, didn't you ever looking at anything
or look at porn girl?

Speaker 8 (01:21:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
No, never didn't. What do you mean you didn't know
you were about to see your boyfriend's penis?

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
It we were like fooling around and I just I
don't know. I was naive.

Speaker 44 (01:21:31):
I didn't expect to for it to get to that point.
It did, and I was like, it was like, not
did he take his pants off? Or did you take
his pants off? Like doing it or whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Like how did it work?

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I actually can't remember. I think he probably did.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
It was like you no, no, no smell like I
love that. We're all like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
I don't smell. Maybe that's the smell of the first
penis that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
You sell at the YMCA.

Speaker 13 (01:22:01):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
I feel like men's locker rooms are weird like this
where you all just like there's just one shower. Is
it like that there?

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
No, he was just walking like a row of shower.
So the lockers are so when you walk in, you
walk past all the lockers and then you like make
the lift to go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
Around the community shower.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
It is no, I mean there's like nine different showers,
but you have to walk past all the lockers in
order to get to the show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Smith's swim practices used to be at the YMCA, and
when I sometimes he wouldn't come out of the locker room,
and I knew he was the last kid in there,
so I would go in and be like, Smith, come on,
like you're screwing around. And it was just one big
community shower. There was nobody else in there, by the way. Yeah,
it was weird, and I was like, oh, that's I
hear that a lot about guy's locker rooms, that it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
One one big gass room.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
The locker rooms like at Planet or the locker rooms
at you know, individual the golf clubs and stuff like that.
The locker rooms are like they have separate areas, like
they have like the shower area and then they have
the locker areas and stuff like that. And the problem
is they're not necessarily close to each other. So snuffle up,
I guess is walking around there with his junk hanging out.

(01:23:12):
I can't believe the old dudes too. And I bet
you if it's if your first penis that you see
as an old person's penis.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
The old guys questions, No, no, he just was laughing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Mostly really the old guys that are in locker rooms,
like Y M.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
C A stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
They sit on the bench with no towel underneath them,
and I'm like, your bare ass is sitting on this bench,
and then you got to get up from that bench
and guess what your bare ass is coming off of
that bench and it is well, we can we get

(01:23:51):
calls the first penis you ever saw? Anybody else want
to share their first any anybody? Anybody buybody four four
Mojo Live eight four four six six five six five
four eight.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
That's a nice one.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
I'm listening to the song. I'm going wait a second.
They have everything for you to enjoy. You can hang
out with all the boys. Oh yes, Joe, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
How you doing?

Speaker 23 (01:24:32):
Oh man, how do you? I'm doing great?

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
We're doing good.

Speaker 44 (01:24:36):
Kevin's son saw his first penis and Mojo described his dad.

Speaker 43 (01:24:44):
So your dad would be so proud of you for
saying that.

Speaker 34 (01:24:47):
I have a similar story.

Speaker 43 (01:24:49):
When my son was younger, we took showers together. It's
a thing for the older generations.

Speaker 22 (01:24:54):
We did that.

Speaker 43 (01:24:55):
Yeah, my son gave me the best compliment ever. The
first time we took a shower and he was able
to talk. I forget why we showered. I think it
was like somebody else's using the other bathroom and we
got done camping and we were all gross.

Speaker 34 (01:25:08):
But we get the shower together.

Speaker 43 (01:25:09):
I'm just cleaning up and he just looks at me
and he goes, Daddy, yes, son, you have a great
big penis.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Penis. He would be so proud his son.

Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
Tell him that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
But Joe, just so you know, it's all relative to
how small we are at the time. You have to
understand that though, right, I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
Not special, I am not blessed.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
I am average at best.

Speaker 14 (01:25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
Yeah, By the way, he has such a big penis,
it's interfering with his phone call.

Speaker 14 (01:25:52):
Just Thanksgiving, curious the time with your family and reminders
of while you moved away from them, just as Mojo
in the Morning all.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Right, the whole time a seconds Mojo in the Morning show. So, Shannon,
when you and your husband Wes have like a moment
where couples have these all the time, where you got
to have like that one on one time.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
And I'm not talking about that one on one time.
I'm talking about like you got to work through some stuff. Yeah,
how do you guys do it?

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
We go for a walk.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
So the walk that you go through.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
So instead of like going to another room or you know,
telling the kids to go up to their rooms because
you guys got to have a conversation, a dull conversation,
you guys go out and just walk.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
We get some movement in fresh air, and it seems
to help, especially me, like be doing something as we're
talking through whatever it is that we need to be
talking to and we walk, not around the walk like
it's wass we walk miles. Okay, well I will work
out when we when we are working stuff out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
You say that because of how much activity he likes
to get in his life. Yeah, not that he's got
a lot to talk about. Well, both all out.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
And it was funny because yesterday we actually did this.
It was such a nice day and you know, we
had some stuff to talk about, and so he's like,
let's go for a walk. I said, okay, So we're walking,
and every once in a while we would like stop
and sit on like a bench or whatever and like
chat for you know, twenty thirty minutes and then get
up and walk more and the whole time we're talking

(01:27:25):
about some really really personal things that are that are happening.
And at one point we paused, like took a break,
and I looked around. We were sitting. He calls it
on a dead person bench, on a bench that has
like a plaque, you know, commemorating somebody sitting on a
dead person bench. And I'm looking around at all the

(01:27:47):
people who are walking their dogs by us. There were
there was an engagement photo shoot happening. There was a
huge family doing like a family photo shoot. All these
people have just heard every detail of what we have
been talking about because we're so in it and focused

(01:28:09):
and not even realizing that people someone could have just
been standing there the whole time listening to what we
were discussing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Do your talks always stay at the same decibel or
do they occasionally raise voices and get bigger?

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
It's me they get louder.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Oh really, are you the loud one?

Speaker 17 (01:28:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
You think she look crazy? Let me you hear when
she didn't hear Sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Her back get off straight.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
I'm like, please, don't let anybody that I know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
What's going on. I've walked around you do you ever
have it? Where does he have to ever go? Or
do you have to do that too?

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Like I'm telling you, we're both locked in when we
are having intense discussions and so we're I'm not even
being attention. And it wasn't until I sat back and
I'm like, oh my god, the world is happening around
us and everybody is hearing. What's you know, what we're
talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Is it wild for you when you're having these in depth,
like a couple moments where you're talking and trying to
work through some stuff. Is it wild for you to
see all of a sudden children running through grass and
like families taking pictures and all the stuff that you're describing.
Like I would sit there and almost think, is this
like a movie happening in front of me?

Speaker 15 (01:29:22):
This reminds me of when I do like girl dinner
with my besties, and like we're talking about some dirty
stuff that we're doing with our men, and then we
look over to the table next to us and it's
like a family of four.

Speaker 16 (01:29:35):
Coloring on the kids mine.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
I think that's honestly how Chelse and I would do it.
After we found out we used to do it where
we had an in depth conversations on our deck, our
back deck, because we thought that we were outside and
the kids couldn't hear us, only to know that Jacob's
bedroom was right above the deck and Jacob heard every conversation.
So then we got to a point where we started

(01:29:58):
going to restaurants to do it. Like we would go
out and go sit in a restaurant, only to note
that the bus boys heard or.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
The waitress has heard all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Yeah, like that's you don't because you want to be
able to like be yourself and say yourself. It'd be
like doing the could you imagine you in therapy walking
through a park, but.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
That like didn't you used to do that with your
old therapist walk? It's it's so good for you. It's
so good for your brain and especially I think we're
all a little ad dah. Where like if I'm sitting
across a table from my husband, I I cannot focus
for the life of me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Oh, kitchen tables are the worst place to have an
argument because I get antsy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
You bring up a really good point. I can't believe you.
Remember that Tom Fitzpatrick was my therapist. His office was
next to the Farmer's market in Royal Oak.

Speaker 23 (01:30:44):
He had that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
It was like that house that's right there, and he
would on a beautiful day go, let's take my dog
for a walk, and I'm like, I'm paying you how
much money?

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
In an hour? We would go for walks through Royal
Oak And this was no joke. A couple of things.
People would either go, hey, it's Mojo and like, guys,
we're going through a walk, or we would have the
moment where we were walking and I'm going to do
you ever like it works you up a little bit,
But it was actually good to work through the therapeutic.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
It really is a help. It's very helpful.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Is it weird?

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
If you and West are having these moments and you're
getting to like an in depth thing and all of
a sudden car driving through the neighborhood or something.

Speaker 16 (01:31:28):
Like that, I would take it as a sign like
whatever you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Were talking about, Yeah, that's wild. Eight four to four
Mojo Live eight four four sixty sixty five six y
four eight. When you and whoever you're in a relationship with, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband,
wife are having like those moments, where do you guys
have them? Where do you have the the the conversations
and how do you how do you deal with it?

(01:31:50):
The whole idea of walking is an idea because a
couple of textures here are going, oh my god, Shanna,
that's such a great idea, going for a walk, and
another person saying, uh, we got to try the walk.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
That's actually a great adead.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
And also if I'm at home, I can't I can't
sit still, So I'm like putting away dishes or folding
laundry or cleaning out the fridge. And that's so like
I'm then I'm not fully focused on what the topic
is at hand.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Was this something you always did or Wes kind of
introduced this?

Speaker 14 (01:32:19):
Know what?

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Like what?

Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
West kind of introduced it?

Speaker 16 (01:32:21):
And how does it work in the wintertime?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
I don't know. I don't know yet.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
You haven't had one of those. You haven't had really?
Can I tell you what it did for me?

Speaker 17 (01:32:28):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
There was problem was when we did it on the
back deck. It made for when we had friends over.
I never wanted to sit on the back.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Deck because I always looked at it as that place
Chelsea and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
I always were fighting that back there. Yeah, matter of fact, I.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Think you and I've been out that's where our conversation is.
That's where our conversation was, the back deck conversation. That's
kind of we're going to the back deck there right now.
It's funny because last night we were out for dinner
and we were we were out Chelsea, myself and our
friend Grant, and we took them out for dinner because
he's moving to Florida, and so we wanted to go out.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
And I was in your neighborhood having dinner. There are
so many people walking in that neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Yeah, tons, especially yesterday it was beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
How do people not hear everybody's conversations? Like a couple
people walk in, you know, exercising, although everybody's wearing air
pods nowadays. I feel like, yeah, so they're all got
some music or something going. What's up, Ryan, how you doing?

Speaker 22 (01:33:26):
I'm doing pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (01:33:28):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
How do you and your lady have have your conversations?

Speaker 32 (01:33:32):
Well, we have our conversations, especially when it's a little
heated when the kids around.

Speaker 22 (01:33:36):
I'm buy lingual.

Speaker 32 (01:33:37):
I speak Spanish and English and the kids only speak English,
so it's kind of easy to keep it a secret
from them.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Boy, that is hysterical. So you guys when you guys
fight with each other, so the kids don't know you
speak it in Spanish.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
Be careful because those new air pods instantly translate.

Speaker 22 (01:33:55):
Oh yeah, they sure do.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
When they started asking questions, Daddy, what does point I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Why you know speaking to English?

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Oh my god, that's funny. What's up, Ashley high?

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
How are you.

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
We're talking about Shannon and in her marriage, they go
on walks when they need to have conversations as a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 33 (01:34:22):
So there's this like public uh walking area has a pond,
you know, and a lot of people go there, and
so we'll walk around and we'll you know, talk and whatnot,
and it's just so awkward and someone's walking by. We'll
just stop arguing. Yeah, walk like nothing's wrong. You know,

(01:34:44):
we're just on a walk. You know, there's nothing going on,
but we're just having our argument. And then we'll stop
talking when someone walks by.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
That's funny, like they yeah, because you don't want them
knowing what's going on. Can I ask a question? Because
Shannon also mentioned this too. You'll walk around was it
a lake? People fishing and stuff? Ashley, When you're around
the pond and you're around the lake. Do you think
that the people that you're in conversations with Shannon's husband
and your husband, Ashley, ever think about wanting to drown
you in that list?

Speaker 33 (01:35:15):
I mean, sometimes we're pretty close.

Speaker 35 (01:35:17):
You can just.

Speaker 17 (01:35:19):
Go in there.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
That's how a Dateline NBC episode actually starts, right, they
were on a walk.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
And dealing with stuff. So thank you, Ashley, I appreciate it.
Take care of yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
It is funny in relationships, and I think people don't
understand this, but you need to have these moments because
you know, there are some couples that just don't ever
talk about it, like they never and honestly, then that's
where resentment goes into play. And then you start just
being pissed off and then next thing you know, you're
talking to a complete stranger who you're trusting to actually
give you the advice on what to do instead of

(01:35:55):
talking to each other on it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
You know where Chelsea and Icepot is now? It's the podcast.
As crazy as it sounds, we do this podcast. It's
the most intimate thirty minutes or whatever thirty minutes plus
that we have with each other.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
You actually connect and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
I'm sitting literally at that same kitchen table that I
cannot have a conversation with her at. But we're sitting
in front of microphones and I can actually hear her
because I got headphones in. At least I think I
hear her.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Sometimes she does what you guys do all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
You weren't listening at all. You just heard the exact
same thing, just like I got. The last podcast we
did was two to five percent, and it was because
her cancer. Only two to five percent of people ever
get that cancer that she had, and she's like that
freaks with her mind because there's not a lot of
people out there to go and look as a resource.
So in the middle of the podcast, I go, so,

(01:36:45):
how many percent of So we called it the two
to five percent? What's going on to day?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
How you doing?

Speaker 22 (01:36:53):
Good morning?

Speaker 45 (01:36:54):
Guys going, well, hey, not me, but my neighbors I noticed,
like when they're arguing, they have a toddler, so they'll
go in their car.

Speaker 22 (01:37:03):
But I live in apartment complex.

Speaker 45 (01:37:05):
Yeah, so like if I'm in and out of the
house a lot in the morning or like whenever it is,
it's just kind of awkward.

Speaker 22 (01:37:10):
It's like I can see them like just kind of
look at me and stop talking.

Speaker 14 (01:37:14):
And then.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
It's funny because they got to have a quiet spot.
But you almost wonder are they arguing or are they
having sex in the car? Like what's going on in there?

Speaker 45 (01:37:24):
No, No, they're definitely arguing because you can see like
the way they're talking to each other.

Speaker 22 (01:37:29):
And then no, go in the house and it's just
really quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Great, good.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
Honestly, that's the time that I go for a walk.
I want to walk in and see what my neighbors
are talking about. All right, buddy, we'll talk to you later.
We'll see.

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
How am I supposed to live life and love in
these conditions?

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
It's the second Date Update.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
Mojo in the Morning, Second Date Update. Why you're not
getting a callback after you went on a date? Austin
wants to know, Austin went on a date with this girl, Abby.
What did you guys do for your date? Austin, We
wus top Golf? Oh, I like Top Golf. Did you
guys get food at Top Golf? I actually believe it

(01:38:13):
or not think that most food at most entertainment type
places like that. And David Busters stinks their food is
actually pretty good at top golf? I like it, I
really do. Did you guys have fun? Was it a
good time?

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
I thought so?

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
And now she's not calling you back?

Speaker 14 (01:38:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Wow? I feel bad for him, very quiet, nice guy
not getting a call back. There's nothing worse than that,
after you just spent a bajillion dollars at top golf
finding a date.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Gabby is on with us? Gabby, will you say it
hi to Austin?

Speaker 46 (01:38:49):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
Hi, Gabby. Austin's wondering what's going on? First off? How
did you guys do? Did you guys have did did?
Are you a good golfer? Austin?

Speaker 7 (01:39:05):
I mean I thought so?

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
How did you do?

Speaker 39 (01:39:09):
Gabby?

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Did you enjoy it?

Speaker 22 (01:39:12):
I mean it was it was fine?

Speaker 30 (01:39:14):
Top golf is always fun.

Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
Okay, So though it's not good to me, I don't know.

Speaker 30 (01:39:24):
I guess I just I don't.

Speaker 18 (01:39:26):
Yeah, it was fine, it was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
So are you into Austin? Like, did you guys have
fun with each other?

Speaker 26 (01:39:34):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Was it one of those dates where you could see
yourself doing another one? Or are you just not into him?

Speaker 18 (01:39:40):
I don't think that he's interested in me?

Speaker 30 (01:39:44):
If yeah, what do you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Mean by that?

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
Because he's on the phone with us right now, I'm
saying that he is interesting.

Speaker 18 (01:39:53):
Okay, Well we did.

Speaker 30 (01:39:55):
Kiss, and I I just know like the chemistry was there.

Speaker 22 (01:40:00):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Yeah you could just feel that or what kind of
tipped you off?

Speaker 30 (01:40:10):
Honestly? God, I think he's gay?

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
You think he's gay?

Speaker 32 (01:40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Why why do you think he's gay?

Speaker 8 (01:40:25):
Well? He he wore like really short short and his
legs were trimmed.

Speaker 30 (01:40:34):
Uh, they were just like a lot of a lot
of signs.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Okay, and yeah, Austin, I don't want to put you
on the spot at all, but would you like to
explain yourself or would you like to answer to that
what she said?

Speaker 7 (01:40:55):
I'm I'm just a little confused here, What did I
do you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
No, I'm not gay.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
We went on to thank why why?

Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
Just because I like address and I and I and
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Why would he ask you out on a date, Gabby?
If if he were to be gay, why would he
want to date you if that were the case?

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Exactly? I honestly don't.

Speaker 30 (01:41:24):
I don't know why you would do that, And I
don't know, but I am I am physically not attacked
because he seemed what.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
His mannerism, a little bit inside and that's what kind
of made you think that?

Speaker 24 (01:41:42):
Or yeah, I mean a little bit.

Speaker 30 (01:41:46):
You just just a random personality thing.

Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
Okay, that would seem that doesn't mean that doesn't mean
I'm gay.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Okay, did you did you get a did you get
a sense of this more than just the clothes? Because
I'm gonna be honest with you. If you're looking at
based on how to guy dresses, the guy's probably fashionable,
you know what I mean. I hate to say it,
and you may not just know the fashion that he's got,

(01:42:16):
but sure, yeah, was there anything else that made you
think this? And I don't want to I don't want
to harp on this because I feel bad because Austin
sounds like a great guy that wants another date with you,
and he's telling us he's not gay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
I'm believing him he's not gay.

Speaker 30 (01:42:31):
Yeah, No, I think it's good to believe people when
they say the.

Speaker 18 (01:42:35):
Things I just I mean, you're you're asking me why
I didn't want to, you know, keep going out, or like,
why why I'm not feeling it? It's because I'm getting
these vibes. He's not like a I guess like a
manly man, right like, I think that's it's just not
It's not for me.

Speaker 30 (01:42:54):
Maybe maybe for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
Else that was the vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Okay, then what is that she just because of what
she was wearing?

Speaker 7 (01:43:07):
You know, I like to look good, I like to
be fashionable, and her shoes and metro off and everything else.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
So also, seriously, can I be honest with you, that
might be the line of the day right there. You're
not helping your case. She wasn't prepared for the top golf.
You're saying she wasn't. Uh, she didn't. She did. It

(01:43:36):
was because of what she didn't match or the clothes
that she was wearing. She was not uh dressed athletically.
Both Hold on a second, hold on, Morgan wants to
make a comment. What's up, Morgan?

Speaker 23 (01:43:53):
High?

Speaker 21 (01:43:54):
Hey there, So my.

Speaker 47 (01:43:56):
Brother dresses pretty metro, if you want to call it that,
and he's a professional NHL player, And I'm just saying
the shaved legs not sure about but.

Speaker 32 (01:44:07):
Some men just prefer it. I don't think that that
constitutes is somebody being gay.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
Okay, all right, very good, thank you so much. We
appreciate that. H Hold on, Tom, what's going on?

Speaker 23 (01:44:19):
Tom?

Speaker 35 (01:44:19):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (01:44:20):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
Nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:44:22):
I just wanted to say it sounds on the phone,
just by his voice in the lead.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Come on, Tom, Tom, come on Tom, and you sound
and you sound dumb on the phone saying that. Don't
say that. Come on Tom, Let's not say that. Let's
not u. He sounds like a nice guy. He's you know,
I don't want to do that. I don't want to
get into that. But take it back.

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
But if she's looking for a macho guy, to be fair,
he's just not her cup of tea.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Well, he took her to the top golf with that.
I think that's pretty much Joe. I want to ask
him a question. Yeah, if you had to describe your outfit,
how would you describe it?

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Where you were?

Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
I was just wearing some shorts and I fought up
and I like to look nice.

Speaker 32 (01:45:08):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:45:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Aaron, what's up? Aaron's mojo in the morning? Hi, good
morning everybody.

Speaker 21 (01:45:15):
I'm just saying that she wanted free food and the
ghost him afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Yeah, okay, you're looking you're looking for just a freebie, Gabby.

Speaker 30 (01:45:27):
I know I was not looking for a freebie. I
was actually looking for the date. But okay, if that's
what you want to go with.

Speaker 17 (01:45:35):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Hey Kelly, what's up? It's moje on the Morning. Second
Date update.

Speaker 33 (01:45:40):
Good morning, Hi, Hi. I did a guy who shaved
his entire body, okay, had to tell and trust me he.

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
Was not gay.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
You know what I mean. You're married to a guy
you said that shaves right, he trims it very short?

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Yes, and I have always thought it was really weird.
That is not I don't really love that. But like
you said, he's definitely not gay.

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
He's not gay, especially shorts. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Cec hi.

Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
Ye, good morning. Quick question often because I noticed that
there's been a lot of accusations towards you about being gay. Yeah, no,
are you No, you're not.

Speaker 17 (01:46:37):
False?

Speaker 6 (01:46:37):
Okay, So I asked that question because a lot of women,
even if a man is bisexual, gets turned off. And
my eyes, if you're having a good time and you're
enjoying yourself, why are you still stereo typing a person
just based on what their clothing is?

Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
Exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
Thank you, thank you, and hey, listen, Austin, I'm sorry
we're not going to get you another date. Doesn't sound
like that. But with that said, anytime you want to
go to Top Golf. You call me, I'll be out
there with you. Okay, thank you, Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Hold on one second, give give the do me a favor,
Do me a favor, Lydia, give this man my.

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
Phone number and we'll go to Top Golf together. What's
going on, Nina, Hi?

Speaker 40 (01:47:22):
Hi to me, it kind of sounds like he was
just wearing uh, golf cloaks.

Speaker 10 (01:47:28):
I feel like a lot of golfers dressed in.

Speaker 21 (01:47:30):
Like nice colors and shorts are just dressed nice.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
You're absolutely right, Nina, You single, Nina, No, I'm not crap,
all right. I was gonna try to see if I
get him a date, all right, Hold on one second.

Speaker 14 (01:47:45):
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a second date update and more than roses.

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
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to four, Mojo Live, Texas ninety five to five zero zero.
I want you, guys, tell me if you think this
is a red flag. We have a friend who has
been dating a guy for gosh over a month or
so and he still hasn't told his friends or co
workers that he's dating this girl.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
And I want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
They're staying at each other's places and uh, touching naughty
bits and hanging out with each other all the time.
They're going to dinners, Uh, they hold hands, they do
things like that red flag if you don't tell friends,
like you don't tell your actual close friends, or you
don't tell like your family that hey, I've been seeing

(01:49:04):
this person. I think that there's something that you got
to be aware that this is not a relationship. This
is not going to be for some reason, he's something's crazy,
they're something shady there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
So you're saying the person that's being dated if the
other person doesn't tell everybody, I should think that's a
real Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
Like, like we were having a conversation and we said, hey,
you know, so, as have you met like anybody like
you've been together for a couple of months.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
I think it has been.

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
Have you you know, oh it has it hasn't just been.
I was just gonna say, cause a month to me
is not that crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:49:35):
Like her friends have met, but his friends haven't, and
I just think that they're like to me, I would
do War of the Roses on this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
It's too early. I would think that there's somebody else.

Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
I would tell you that when wesn't I started dating,
that I had started dating somebody because I was trying
to keep our newness in this little protective cocoon, just
to see like, okay, I want this, do I want this?

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
But do you go somewhere?

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
And then I was like, okay, now I can tell everybody,
but you told somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
I guarantee you told oh yeah somebody. Yeah, tell you
didn't tell us because we're you know, the show. But
I guarantee you told your closest friends.

Speaker 5 (01:50:10):
You're right, I did.

Speaker 4 (01:50:11):
Yeah, and maybe family like your sister or somebody knew.
But so this is this is weird. He has not
told anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
Yeah, after a couple of months serious to him?

Speaker 17 (01:50:21):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Is it that serious to him?

Speaker 23 (01:50:24):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
I could tell you this that he looks like he's
enjoying every bit of her. See that's the thing though, Brouse.
I've been in situations before where the girl and I
we were just smashed and she would come over, we
would do our thing, we might go outside and get
a bite to eat, hit the movies. But it's not
a relationship. So it's not going to be something that
I feel is serious enough for me to involve other people.

Speaker 4 (01:50:44):
If you're a guy and you don't let your best
guy friends know that you met somebody, you're not into
that person.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
That's what I'm saying. It's not serious.

Speaker 26 (01:50:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
I can be into the person, but it doesn't mean
that I see this person as somebody I'm going to
be in a relationship in her.

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
And if I was a girl, I would think that
that is a I would be red flagging that and
taking this from a guy that you know has dated
but also has a lot of friends that date. I
have a lot of guy friends. I know when they're
serious about a girl when they're telling the group text,
hey man, it went out with her, we had a
great time like stuff like that, or.

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
I don't know, bro, I've never see I agree with that.
If I know, if I if I'm dating a guy
hypothetically obviously, if I'm dating a guy and it's been
two three months and he hasn't told any of his
friends about me or family, I haven't met anybody, I'm
thinking there something is very very wrong now.

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
And I think that if you're spending like weekends like
where you're spending the whole weekend. And I said this
to her, I said, hey, like, does he take calls
when you guys are around? And he goes, no, He's
really good about like not picking up his phone or
doing stuff like we spend time together. We really are
with each other. I'm like, on, okay, guess what, he's

(01:52:01):
turning his phone off because he's a want of people
know he's got somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
Over I hold I hold my friends and my family
to the highest of standards, and everybody just not about
to come around and meet them. It's some of my
family members. I've only met one person that I've dealt
with literally okay. And it's not because I was ashamed
of the person or I was hiding them. I just like, no,

(01:52:25):
my family is like they but they're going to meet
the one.

Speaker 4 (01:52:28):
But have you been consistent you're solo with or you're
only with that person and you still haven't even taked
you're with other people exactly. That's what I'm saying. I
think that she's got to be worried about I think
she's got to be worried that there's other people.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
That are are we do we believe that she's only
dealing with him? Yes, I know her intentions, she's she's
a friend. What's going on, Gina? What do you think he.

Speaker 23 (01:52:55):
And Nathan time?

Speaker 35 (01:53:00):
And why?

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
What's happening? Guys?

Speaker 25 (01:53:03):
So we're just in here listening.

Speaker 27 (01:53:05):
We think that it's not a red flat because what
if the family is crazy and they just get all.

Speaker 25 (01:53:12):
Up in their business and try to like interfere in
their relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:53:15):
Yeah, but what about friends though? What about close guy buddies?

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
What about that?

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
What about he hasn't told anybody, She has not much.
She has not met anybody associated with him, not even coworkers, not,
you know what I mean, Like, it's the only the
only person that she she has. Matt is the DoorDash
delivery guy that comes and brings food to their house
when they go over to his playaffs.

Speaker 27 (01:53:40):
Yeah, I mean, maybe maybe he just wants a little
privacy and you just don't want everyty in this business.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Yeah, that's a Doordas provert.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
Sometimes people rush into stuff too much and start introducing
him to everybody.

Speaker 29 (01:53:52):
Is my other? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
No, take it easy, bro, slow down. I don't even
know what this is.

Speaker 27 (01:53:56):
Like what han't said too about?

Speaker 36 (01:53:58):
You know?

Speaker 25 (01:53:59):
Maybe it's just now I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
You don't even get health insurance to you ninety days in?
Why are you?

Speaker 4 (01:54:05):
Melissa? Do you agree that it's not a red flag
like the last callers?

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Oh no, it's a big red flag.

Speaker 19 (01:54:11):
Even my twelve year old daughter, she's the one who
texted in thinks.

Speaker 6 (01:54:15):
Is a big red flag.

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Oh my gosh, I like it. I like we're taking
advice from a twelve year old daughter.

Speaker 29 (01:54:20):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:54:20):
What's going on, Melissa?

Speaker 12 (01:54:21):
He's right here, so Bella say hi, hi.

Speaker 4 (01:54:25):
Bella, Bella. How do you know it's a red flag?
Are you a twelve year old? That actually is?

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
Dates?

Speaker 32 (01:54:31):
No, my uncle is doing it was right now?

Speaker 4 (01:54:33):
Oh wait a second, hold on your uncles. Let's sell
out your uncle here a little bit. He's hiding a
girl for everybody.

Speaker 23 (01:54:40):
Yes, how do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:54:43):
Because we're still friends with her? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
You really do you think that you your do you
think your uncle is Uh, he's got some other girls
on the side, some potential. Yes, really, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
I like this. By the way, we need to have
we need to have more twelve year old moments where
they're given a absolutely all. They're giving us all the
gossip about what's going on in their family's business. Exact Melissa,
are you are you with?

Speaker 14 (01:55:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
You know a guy right now? Or who you? What
do you got in your life?

Speaker 17 (01:55:20):
Uh?

Speaker 21 (01:55:20):
Sort of?

Speaker 19 (01:55:21):
Yeah, yes, yes I am.

Speaker 4 (01:55:22):
Did your daughter give you advice on relationships?

Speaker 36 (01:55:25):
Oh?

Speaker 46 (01:55:25):
Yeah, she's my bilt and best friend, and she gives
advice to you, guys, just not on the phone on
the way to school every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
Are there any red flags with mom's boyfriend?

Speaker 13 (01:55:39):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (01:55:40):
Many?

Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
God, which ones are you?

Speaker 4 (01:55:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:55:44):
How bright?

Speaker 28 (01:55:44):
Does she know this?

Speaker 6 (01:55:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
The flags?

Speaker 19 (01:55:50):
The way he acts like what specifically, just like his
like his emotions.

Speaker 16 (01:55:57):
He's still like.

Speaker 14 (01:56:00):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:56:01):
But he's back and forth, up and down, hot and cold.

Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
This is amazing. You think that kids don't notice stuff
that goes on. They notice everything. That's unbelievable. You guys
need to call us more often.

Speaker 17 (01:56:14):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:56:15):
Anaya, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
A Naya morning, guys, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:56:19):
I say, it's definitely a red flag or maybe even
yellow flag, because my first date with my now boyfriend
of five years is actually with his best friends.

Speaker 7 (01:56:28):
So it.

Speaker 19 (01:56:34):
Was more so like his best friends mean the world
to him. So if I kind of passed that test
with mingling with his friends and I was good to go.

Speaker 24 (01:56:42):
So now we're five years Stow.

Speaker 3 (01:56:43):
I agree, if you are that good, he's going to
bring everybody and want you to be around everybody because
his goal is that he wants to show you off
first day.

Speaker 10 (01:56:54):
So you should ask her though, if the guy, if
his friends are that important to where they really.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
Need to know within the first date with best friends,
I feel like you don't know how you know, you know,
you don't know how to operate on.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
All, but you're in the first within the first month
or two, you you can't wait to introduce them to
your family, unless your family is like Shannon's family and
they're embarrassing, then you don't want.

Speaker 34 (01:57:18):
Them.

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
What's up, Tiffany High?

Speaker 8 (01:57:21):
Yeah, I think it's a red flag. I kind of
feel dumb, But uh, I dated a guy for six
years and never met any of his friends or coworkers.

Speaker 5 (01:57:31):
Yeah, why why was he keeping you a secret.

Speaker 8 (01:57:36):
Well, he was cheating the whole entire time, but he
was cheating with coworkers and he was a r nurse,
but they cheated within the whole entire you know, working industry.
But I've heard, yeah I met his family, but yeah,
I never met any of his coworkers or friends.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
Yeah, that's I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
I think this is maybe not going to go six
years before he introduces, But I think that there is
something to this relationship. Not introducing to people that you
supposedly care about, including your best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:58:10):
Has he had a lot of fail relationships.

Speaker 23 (01:58:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:14):
I don't know this story. Maybe he's like, I don't
want to just keep introducing people. I want to make
sure this is someone that will last and then I'll introduce.

Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
Or maybe you're the embarrassing friend.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
I'm actually not. I'm friends with We're friends with her.
So that's why why I'm bringing up, you know, because
I think that there's definitely something to be said about that.

Speaker 14 (01:58:32):
The following us is just for Turkey's only remain on
this frequency for further instructions. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 16 (01:58:45):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 4 (01:58:46):
Mojo in the Morning Alright, it is Mojo in the
Morning show. keV witnessed something yesterday out in public that
I don't know if I want a witness I really don't,
especially after my sister told the story about witnessing something
like this too.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
This was in Detroit. This was in Detroit, right on
the river walk on the benches. I went to Atwater.
Decided to take a walk because the riverwalk is not
that far from at Water. So I'm walking. It's night outside,
dark outside, walking down the riverwalk, going all the way
down to like the little in portion, and lo and behold,

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I see a man and a woman sitting on the
bench bumping.

Speaker 5 (01:59:28):
Goods, naked or like just trying to scree pants down.

Speaker 4 (01:59:33):
They still had the top. How would they bump goods
if they weren't naked?

Speaker 5 (01:59:37):
No, I mean, like, were they fully naked or were
they wearing some sort.

Speaker 16 (01:59:40):
Of talking about.

Speaker 17 (01:59:43):
They didn't have it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
I mean it looked like she had pants like or
like leggings or something. You could just see him pulled
down towards their ankles. He's sitting on the bench, on
top of the bench.

Speaker 4 (01:59:50):
I walk by.

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
They kind of started laughing. I'm like, my bad my bad.
Keep walking all the way down to where I'm going.
By the time I came back, they were gone at
that point. So maybe they found him more screet location
to finish doing a business.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
Maybe they were done.

Speaker 4 (02:00:03):
Oh my gosh, I could have been done.

Speaker 16 (02:00:05):
Did you purposely walk by?

Speaker 3 (02:00:07):
No, I wasn't thinking, like I'm I'm in my own world.
I got my meta glasses on with my music playing, like,
I'm not looking around. I'm not thinking I'm gonna see
many people out there?

Speaker 16 (02:00:15):
Were you recording on the medaglasses?

Speaker 3 (02:00:17):
I might have got a little didn't think about that.
I was just a little shock because I kind of
came upon no pun intended a little quicker at what
I thought. I'm like, oh, my bad. They start giggling.

Speaker 4 (02:00:30):
Oh so they they saw you.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
You saw that.

Speaker 4 (02:00:33):
Man, I gotta walk faster. I don't like seeing people
doing that. I really don't. It's funny because from a
guy that watches porn, I don't like seeing people. I
don't want to see them, you know in my real life.

Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
Like, well, especially if it's people I don't know, and
I'm going to tell you, I think the people that
are having sex on the Riverwalk are people that I
would not want to see naked.

Speaker 3 (02:00:57):
I mean, why you say that? The river Walk is
a very roan, antick place, especially at night. You got
the water bouncing, the lights and the moon bouncing off
the water. It can be a romantic evening. Have you
a little drinks go out there and say, I don't talk.
One thing leads to another kind of sound like you've
done this.

Speaker 24 (02:01:12):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
No, I haven't. I haven't. You have to think about
it that I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
I got to tell you that public sex, to me
is not fun. We've talked before about this, like maybe
in a car or something, but out in public public,
I'm not not into it.

Speaker 3 (02:01:27):
Y'all have of public.

Speaker 5 (02:01:31):
In a car many many times.

Speaker 4 (02:01:33):
Yes, not in a car, like in a park or something.

Speaker 3 (02:01:36):
Restaurant, bathroom, no parking lot, stare a whee.

Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 15 (02:01:45):
A lot of my friends would do it in dressing rooms.
So like when they were shopping at the mall, the
dressing roomors.

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
Yeah before.

Speaker 5 (02:01:56):
That's just a little curtain. Yeah, wow, you can see
the crack some the sides.

Speaker 3 (02:02:01):
I mean, that's not the.

Speaker 4 (02:02:02):
Crack I was worrying about so you you would do it,
you would do it in an Azara.

Speaker 3 (02:02:08):
I've had it. I've done it once because I would
think that, yes, ma'am, allegedly, when Anna has talking about this,
I'm thinking it's like the Macy's where they have a
door that's there, or have like a room, you know,
like you know they have that. I mean sometimes you
go with a lady or you in a relationship, you
go with your girl, y'all picking out clothes, change, come
on back, make sure it fits, make sure it looks nice,

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you know, whatever case is, you slide that current. One
thing might lead to another.

Speaker 39 (02:02:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:02:32):
I wonder how does that ever happen? Do people do
it ever? With the Zara girl, like the girl that
works at a Zara.

Speaker 1 (02:02:39):
That's a point.

Speaker 16 (02:02:40):
That's a busy dressing room, that is.

Speaker 5 (02:02:42):
That's why I said that, that's a very busy dressing
room with not a lot of privacy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:45):
I guess is it happens It depends on what time
you go. I guess like when I went this particular time,
it wasn't like a Saturday hustling bustle everybody's running by,
or maybe we just got lucky.

Speaker 14 (02:02:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
five six for eight high Heather, how are you good?

Speaker 37 (02:03:03):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (02:03:04):
We're good? What's going on?

Speaker 17 (02:03:05):
Heather?

Speaker 13 (02:03:07):
I always think it's so entertaining when you come across
people having a great time. My husband and I were
in Puerto Rico and we were got ourselves a little
smoky smoke and we went out to the beach and
was sitting there and all of a sudden, like this
couple walks directly in front of us and goes out
into the water and they just started doing it, like

(02:03:27):
right in front of us in the water, or like.

Speaker 22 (02:03:29):
What the heck?

Speaker 4 (02:03:30):
And you actually, like, you actually find that to be interesting.
How did you guys sit there and watch the whole time?

Speaker 23 (02:03:36):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (02:03:36):
God, no, move down.

Speaker 13 (02:03:39):
We moved down quite a way and they followed.

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
The current.

Speaker 6 (02:03:45):
They were.

Speaker 4 (02:03:49):
A joint.

Speaker 22 (02:03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:03:50):
Yeah, No, I'm just gonna enjoy my little smoky smoke
and have a great time.

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
Let me ask you a question, which dressing room of
any particular store, clothing store do you think would be
the most romantic dressing room to have sex. I've got
an answer in what would be your answer?

Speaker 14 (02:04:09):
Heather?

Speaker 3 (02:04:14):
Dig deep?

Speaker 17 (02:04:15):
I have no idea, probably like coach or.

Speaker 4 (02:04:20):
Okay, wait, why does Coach have a dressing room when
they're selling purses?

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
They have.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
The Gucci the Gucci dressing room.

Speaker 3 (02:04:29):
Isn't it like a room room, like where you can
close it, nobody will know you're in there, Champagne. Oh stop,
that's fancy.

Speaker 17 (02:04:38):
I've been there.

Speaker 5 (02:04:40):
I'll change my answer. I was going to say gap
only because they're very small, but the lighting, I mean,
I would just be looking at you, I'd be watching
There's something about the lighting. You look good in a
gap dressing problem though, is anything.

Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
The gap that I go to has the gap and
baby gap in the same plan. I don't want to
get myself into trouble for being around young kids, like
some kid trying on a pair of kagis next to me.
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 3 (02:05:07):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:05:08):
Jack?

Speaker 40 (02:05:11):
What if you picked one of those spots next to
the highway where you can pull off and it might.

Speaker 9 (02:05:15):
Be a billboard?

Speaker 4 (02:05:17):
What if is this sounds like you have done this?

Speaker 3 (02:05:19):
Huh A friend? Right?

Speaker 6 (02:05:23):
Yeah, But at the same time, it's not quite like porn.

Speaker 3 (02:05:30):
No, not quite not like porn. I've thought about that though.
There is a like when you I think it's I
don't know if it's I seventy five or as the Loves,
but one of these that turns and they have these
little maintenance houses and it's like a little driveway. If
you drove slow enough, you can pull in there and
nobody's ever in there. I've always thought those places like
way stations. Going to do it in a way station

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and new sheets.

Speaker 7 (02:05:53):
Yeah, so it looks like I'm supposed to be there,
Like it looks like.

Speaker 4 (02:05:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's cool. Get your you know what's funny.
High school like football fields and stuff is a big deal.
But you got to be careful because you could get
yourself really in trouble. Because somebody was telling me this.
They say that Seaholme High School in Birmingham, Michigan is
the place that they'll sometimes be catching a grown ass

(02:06:21):
adults out there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:23):
Yeah that's what I heard. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:06:24):
Somebody told me that. I don't know what how they
were able to pinpoint everywhere you would think, right on
the football field somewhere like they would have. But I
think it's because of the access.

Speaker 3 (02:06:33):
It's easy to get to the access because there's like
a street that they said that the people will park on.

Speaker 16 (02:06:39):
And go do that things.

Speaker 4 (02:06:42):
Danny says, j CP is where she likes to go,
get get the pe. What's going on in Sandy. I'm sorry, No,
I'm sorry, Danny, Danny. I'm saying, Sandy, Danny, Morning morning.
J CP is the place to be, yep.

Speaker 25 (02:07:00):
Or Sandy's Marina and Bobo.

Speaker 22 (02:07:03):
Okay, some random park in Lavonia.

Speaker 5 (02:07:07):
I feel okay.

Speaker 7 (02:07:07):
When you're in a relationship for a long time, you
just got to spice it up and you just do things.

Speaker 3 (02:07:11):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (02:07:12):
Yeah, that's interesting. By the way, whenever you say JCP,
I don't think of it as that it's j C.

Speaker 3 (02:07:18):
Penny.

Speaker 4 (02:07:19):
Yeah, exactly. And when people start abbreviating things.

Speaker 5 (02:07:22):
Say they kind of rebranded a little bit, and we're
TACP for a while.

Speaker 3 (02:07:25):
Don't They can't.

Speaker 4 (02:07:25):
When you rebrand something, it's because they think that it
makes it cooler, like you know some of these places
are doing nowadays with their pumpkin beverages. Don't rebrain it.

Speaker 23 (02:07:37):
It is what it is. I like what it is.

Speaker 4 (02:07:39):
Don't try to get me to sit there and have
to google what the hell the abbreviation is. Hold on
a second, guys, we haven't had it all day yet,
and it's at this time of the morning that he
seems to always be the last minute miss fit Tony,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (02:07:56):
What's going on?

Speaker 23 (02:07:57):
Real quick, real quick, real quick. I gotta tell you
where I slapped him cheeks at because I definitely did
that in a myyer store, in the guts.

Speaker 3 (02:08:10):
In the pharmacaway.

Speaker 23 (02:08:14):
And speedway speeway, got some top, got some top in
the speedway. That was crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:08:21):
Wait saying is that dirty or that means he gots Oh?
Really okay, Tony, Tony, let let's let's move off of
that real quick. Right now, what do you have for Kevin?
You tease something about Kevin yesterday?

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
Yes?

Speaker 23 (02:08:38):
Because Kevin went to Vegas, yes, and did not come
back with a story about slapping no cheek.

Speaker 4 (02:08:46):
I'm sorry, I'm almost almost, but it was four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:08:51):
I'm not. I'm not paying basement prices in Vegas for
no no cheeks.

Speaker 22 (02:08:56):
Yeah, because it costs me ten grand in Vegas.

Speaker 23 (02:08:59):
One car.

Speaker 4 (02:09:00):
Where did you find her?

Speaker 17 (02:09:03):
So?

Speaker 23 (02:09:03):
So, I took a chick into a swede in Vegas. Right,
I'm sitting at the slide. She came through bubble bubbolition
and and I'm doing my day. I got the big
swede in the MGM grand let's go. We get up there.
It wasn't ten grand, it was only one hundred dollars,
but she tore it.

Speaker 22 (02:09:23):
But she tore the room up.

Speaker 23 (02:09:29):
Listen, she busted out one of the windows because I
asked for my money back because it was crazy. I
can't tell y'all what.

Speaker 3 (02:09:39):
Give it me a little bit brow everything being all
good since she started breaking stuff.

Speaker 23 (02:09:46):
Oh yeah, she pulled out a knife on me, told
me she should slice me up. So so, okay, man,
how can I say it? Mojo don't like me to
get graphics? Okay. So she was trying to topped me
with with with with with with with with a condom?

Speaker 3 (02:10:07):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:10:08):
And I was and I was like, so, so Tony
gets a mad and next thing you know, she's throwing
chairs through windows or what was she? What did she
break the window out?

Speaker 23 (02:10:22):
Her money back? I was like, give me my money
back if that's what we're doing, because that's all I wanted.

Speaker 17 (02:10:29):
She was.

Speaker 23 (02:10:29):
She was like, no, I'm not giving me your money back.
I was like, oh, you're giving me my money back
because we're not doing this right now. So she tried
to give me a fake hundred dollars bill and I
was like, oh no, we're not definitely doing that. So
she had put the money down in her crotch area.

(02:10:50):
So I held her down and took my money and
threw all the rest of her money at her, and
she went lifting, brought the room up, took the sham
like I don't drink, but like when you were VIP,
they give you the champagne bottles. She picked up the
bottle of champagne threw it at the window, but it

(02:11:10):
was double Paine glass. That's why I'm grateful it didn't
go through. Like cut that cut stuff up.

Speaker 3 (02:11:16):
She snapped, bro, How much damage again did she do
to the whole room?

Speaker 23 (02:11:21):
She did ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
Sis, hey, every day it serves you right hiring a hooker.

Speaker 4 (02:11:27):
Come on her name.

Speaker 23 (02:11:28):
Don't do me like that, Mojo, don't do me like that.
It was supposed to be real quick. A hunted for
the top and we good to.

Speaker 3 (02:11:41):
Tony. Are you are we don't even know this. Are
you a married guy?

Speaker 17 (02:11:44):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:11:44):
I know that you have you have kids, but I
am not married.

Speaker 23 (02:11:50):
I live alone and I'm extremely successful and that's all
you're getting.

Speaker 3 (02:11:55):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (02:11:56):
And I don't know if you noticed.

Speaker 3 (02:11:58):
Yesterday if want to see what Tony looks like, Bianca
posted the pictures of you. We posted, Yeah, it's on
a video, it's on Yeah. This is what she posted yesterday.
She posted, she posted the video.

Speaker 4 (02:12:12):
She posted the video of us trying to find rolls
Royce Lady.

Speaker 3 (02:12:16):
So why do I take it down?

Speaker 14 (02:12:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:12:18):
No, no, Tony, we don't take anything.

Speaker 23 (02:12:21):
I get that, but I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (02:12:23):
No, you know, you know what he's upset about.

Speaker 3 (02:12:25):
He doesn't want the one hundred dollars hooker calling wanting
her hundred dollars.

Speaker 23 (02:12:30):
I get it because like I have things, and I
have a fear, which is why I don't have social media.

Speaker 3 (02:12:36):
Okay, it's just a picture of you that You're not
gonna get robbed. You're not going to listen if you
you know how you don't get robbed. Don't take one
hundred dollars Hooker into Sweet in Vegas. I love you, buddy,
I love you. We'll talk to you later. I have
a blessed bro Tony.

Speaker 22 (02:12:57):
Take the picture down.

Speaker 3 (02:12:58):
It's the misfit.

Speaker 4 (02:12:59):
It's the misfit, Tony Call of the Day.

Speaker 14 (02:13:04):
Detroit and Imard Radio Station Guaranteed Human It's Mojo in
the morning. Five lies to tell your mom.

Speaker 4 (02:13:20):
George, how are you? It's Mojo in the morning. Five
lives to tell your mom.

Speaker 1 (02:13:25):
This is George.

Speaker 4 (02:13:25):
Everybody, Hi George, Hi George. This is gonna be really interesting.
And if it pulls off, we're gonna have to thank
Bianca for this because she put a lot of work
into it. We're gonna we're gonna call your mom up now.
George's mom loves her dog Piper, and Bianca, what did
you put together so that we could pull this thing off?

Speaker 36 (02:13:48):
I made a fake post of someone selling Piper on
Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 3 (02:13:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (02:13:55):
So you're gonna call up your mom and say, Mom,
your dog is for Say.

Speaker 32 (02:14:01):
Yeah, pretty much?

Speaker 3 (02:14:03):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (02:14:04):
I am all right?

Speaker 9 (02:14:05):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:14:06):
These are the lies. Five lies to tell your mom.
You're gonna say mom. Line number one, I was on
Facebook marketplace earlier. Line number two say I saw Piper
on it. Line number three, someone is trying to sell
her for forty dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:14:21):
Line number four, the listing says the homeowner doesn't take
care of it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:27):
And line number five it even has your address as
the pickup location.

Speaker 4 (02:14:32):
All right, we're gonna call your mom up and we're
gonna sell her dog. Maybe this might actually be a thing.
We should start just selling random dogs. This might be Bianca,
a little side hustle for you.

Speaker 3 (02:14:45):
What are you think? Yea, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (02:14:46):
I'm doing all right, here we go. We're dialing up mom.

Speaker 12 (02:15:00):
Alack, okay.

Speaker 37 (02:15:02):
Well, yeah, so I was on the Facebook marketplace earlier,
because you know, usually I'm on marketplace like all the time.

Speaker 32 (02:15:15):
And I saw Piper on there. You saw who Piper?

Speaker 22 (02:15:22):
Your dog?

Speaker 7 (02:15:23):
My dog? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:15:25):
Yes, what do you?

Speaker 35 (02:15:27):
I don't understand.

Speaker 17 (02:15:28):
What do you why?

Speaker 32 (02:15:30):
I don't know. I saw her on there, and I
mean I was, like I said, I was just scrolling
through Facebook Marketplace and I saw Piper on there, and
someone's trying to sell it. I'm like shaking right now.
I don't know if it's you or if it's because
I know you. I mean, everybody love my dog.

Speaker 17 (02:15:52):
She's in my private possession.

Speaker 32 (02:15:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (02:15:55):
And I thought that was illegal.

Speaker 7 (02:15:56):
I thought you can't do that, huh said.

Speaker 17 (02:16:00):
I thought you can't do that on Facebook.

Speaker 32 (02:16:03):
So animals, well, apparently not. They're selling it for forty dollars.

Speaker 10 (02:16:10):
Shut up, no, I swear.

Speaker 32 (02:16:12):
Do you want me to send it to you?

Speaker 17 (02:16:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (02:16:15):
Of course, all right, hang on.

Speaker 37 (02:16:17):
Hang on.

Speaker 17 (02:16:20):
They don't have like my address, do they? Yeah?

Speaker 32 (02:16:23):
Right there, it's even got your address on it.

Speaker 17 (02:16:27):
What?

Speaker 32 (02:16:27):
Oh, hang on, it's looting.

Speaker 3 (02:16:34):
When you get it.

Speaker 17 (02:16:35):
Is the picture a normal picture?

Speaker 32 (02:16:38):
It's like a picture of Piper?

Speaker 17 (02:16:41):
No, I know what I mean, like one that I
have taken before.

Speaker 32 (02:16:45):
I don't know, I don't. I mean it doesn't look
like it. But it says on the post that the
homeowner doesn't take care of it. What that's insane?

Speaker 17 (02:16:57):
She's like my baby, right?

Speaker 32 (02:17:01):
Can you get it?

Speaker 17 (02:17:04):
No, it's so loading it so it's just stops.

Speaker 32 (02:17:12):
No, I'm how did somebody get this a piper?

Speaker 6 (02:17:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (02:17:20):
Okay, and my address? Like that's not cool.

Speaker 22 (02:17:24):
I'm just reading what it says.

Speaker 32 (02:17:25):
It says, somebody please get this dog. She is a
Pomeranian Chihuahua mix and needs a new home. Her owner
now doesn't take care of her at all. Dog is
in grand blank and needs a new home asap.

Speaker 24 (02:17:39):
What yeah, is this some kind of joke?

Speaker 17 (02:17:44):
Why in the hell?

Speaker 14 (02:17:46):
No?

Speaker 32 (02:17:47):
Oh, there you go, it said, what the hell? See
and then it says anonymous at the top, what like, yeah, well.

Speaker 35 (02:18:06):
Why is this picture from your phone? Because that's your apartment.

Speaker 32 (02:18:11):
No it's not, Yeah it is.

Speaker 17 (02:18:16):
It's got carpet. I don't have carpet.

Speaker 32 (02:18:19):
Well I know, obviously it's not gonna be from your house.
It's not from mine. Hey mom, at least I don't
think so.

Speaker 17 (02:18:27):
Mom. Yeah, this is this who I think it is.

Speaker 4 (02:18:33):
This is the mojo in the morning show. And you're
on five lines to tell your mom, Oh my god, I.

Speaker 5 (02:18:43):
Love the way. All you had to say was, hey mom.

Speaker 3 (02:18:48):
The best is the best?

Speaker 23 (02:18:49):
Is though?

Speaker 3 (02:18:49):
Why is this you're apart? You're selling my dog?

Speaker 17 (02:18:55):
I know my kid's apartment and oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:19:00):
Mom, we're not selling your dog. George is not selling
your dog. He's winning you a prize. You're on five
lives to tell your mom.

Speaker 3 (02:19:07):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:19:07):
That is awesome.

Speaker 5 (02:19:08):
You say your dog is your prized possession, not your child.

Speaker 32 (02:19:14):
I mean.

Speaker 17 (02:19:16):
In the second place.

Speaker 3 (02:19:20):
Now, that was great and great job on the picture
to Bianca and George kind of working this thing out
to get mom.

Speaker 4 (02:19:31):
That's awesome. Mom, we got a prize for you. Congratulations.

Speaker 17 (02:19:35):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 46 (02:19:39):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (02:19:40):
You can't right it's Mojo in the Morning. Five Lives
to tell you it's Mojo in the Morning. Do you
want to know that Kevin can relate to your teenager
If you're listening to the show right now, I want
you to listen up. keV can relate to your kid
who has braces or has retainers, Because yesterday keV did

(02:20:05):
something that is a very high school thing to do.
It felt like back to school all over again. Like
I felt like I'm amongst the youths at this point.
And I was cleaning up my kitchen and like you said,
I have these sparkle liners in, so I'm going through
like my version of braces to straighten my teeth and
Renalds Rotha Donna and shout out doctor Reynolds Jamie. So

(02:20:28):
luckily I'm nearing the end stage of my journey. Was
spark a liners. This is my final I guess, like
Trey you could say. And the next week I have
an appointment where I get like my retainers.

Speaker 4 (02:20:39):
So I've made it.

Speaker 5 (02:20:40):
Do you have them in right now?

Speaker 17 (02:20:41):
I do?

Speaker 5 (02:20:41):
Yeah, I literally cannot happen.

Speaker 3 (02:20:44):
That's the beautiest work of liners. So I took them
out because I had like some food that I wanted
to grab really quickly out of the refrigerators. I take
them out, I put them on a napkin, put them
on the counter.

Speaker 4 (02:20:54):
I'm cleaning up.

Speaker 3 (02:20:55):
Wipe and wipe and wipe in, go about my business,
play some mad in or whatever the case may be.
And I start to feel like something's missing. So oh,
it's my liner's like something's off. Okay, a little tongue
on the teeth thing. I'm like, okay, where the hell
are they try to chase us? They're not here, They're
not in the bathroom, They're not on the table. Were
they in the kitchen? I go back in the kitchen,

(02:21:17):
right next to the counter where I was cleaning up,
and that's where they were. Ended up throwing them away
in the trash can. I pull out the trash can,
lift it up, got the bag out, start to look
on top, you know what I mean, They should be
on top, wasn't on top. Ended up having to dump
the trash out, go through it a little bit, and
I found them. Threw away my retainers. Kind of garbage

(02:21:38):
was inside of that I had. I threw away some
old hamburger meat. It was hamburger meat.

Speaker 4 (02:21:45):
It was some day o spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (02:21:47):
It was a day it's been it's been a while,
so I throw out the spaghetti that we had over
the weekend. And then the other other stuff was like
you know, like pack it like empty bottles stuff. How
would you do?

Speaker 4 (02:21:56):
Did you stick those things under the hottest water ever?

Speaker 3 (02:21:58):
You wash them off and then you go staius, You
get the toothpaste and you like brush like.

Speaker 4 (02:22:06):
The last the worst is. And I bet you that
there's at least somebody that's listening right now. Has your
kid ever thrown the retainers out in their school lunch
garbage can? Because you those things are they're expensive. Exactly
that happened to me before in high school. I had
to go do It's funny Reynolds Orthodonox does the retainer
guarantee thing where they you basically you can for a

(02:22:28):
small I think it's like twenty dollars copay or whatever,
get a new retainers.

Speaker 5 (02:22:32):
I was never if I was life safer, if I
was a.

Speaker 4 (02:22:35):
Kid man, I would never go in that garbage and
put that thing back in my mouth. You gotta find
the twenty dollars first, right, It's way better than when
when before I met Reynolds orthodonics. We had our kids
doing braces and they would lose them and I'd have
to buy a whole new thing.

Speaker 3 (02:22:52):
It was they didn't have the insurance thing like that.
Have you ever mistakenly, like thrown away anything that was
important to you and then you are nothing that I
put in my mouth, I'm not putting it in my mouth.
Would you put that in your mouth my retainers? Yeah?

Speaker 25 (02:23:06):
I did.

Speaker 4 (02:23:07):
I'm saying, but if you what if you threw it?
What if you threw that away at this garbage here
in the station, I was still cleaning. If they still clean,
if we had the dumpster, the Eastern Market dumpster that
we share with the farmer.

Speaker 3 (02:23:19):
John's or whatever down that point, it's a wash.

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
Would you ill? No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (02:23:24):
With the Dan carcasses, Yeah, I'm good. I don't know
what would be in my mouth. You probably can't brush
that out with Colgate? What's up?

Speaker 32 (02:23:30):
CoA?

Speaker 3 (02:23:32):
What's up? Corsia?

Speaker 7 (02:23:34):
Hey?

Speaker 19 (02:23:34):
So my kid threw away her retainers. We were at
the seafood boil place and man listen. So she left
her retainer in the restaurant and they threw it away
and we had to dumpster.

Speaker 16 (02:23:49):
Died to came the red food boil.

Speaker 19 (02:23:52):
Oh my god, I was so pissed.

Speaker 3 (02:23:55):
I'm like, girl Listen, who had six hundred dollars to
buy new Porsche. I, as a child, would would rather
have crooked teeth. I wouldn't put them back in my mouth.

Speaker 19 (02:24:06):
And that's why I'm like, man, no, but they're gonna
go back.

Speaker 3 (02:24:09):
Did you did you make her dig first and give
her kind of ten minutes and then help or did
you help a mediate?

Speaker 23 (02:24:16):
No?

Speaker 19 (02:24:16):
Absolutely not, because she was she was like pausing. She
didn't want to dig.

Speaker 24 (02:24:20):
In there and get them.

Speaker 19 (02:24:21):
Because it was you know, the public.

Speaker 3 (02:24:22):
Trash or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:24:23):
I'm like, oh my god, thank you for the call
of Portia.

Speaker 3 (02:24:29):
Aaron. You also threw out the retainer in a restaurant garbage.
What kind of restaurant I did?

Speaker 8 (02:24:36):
It was a fast food restaurant out of state on vacation.

Speaker 4 (02:24:40):
What fast food?

Speaker 24 (02:24:43):
I think it was like a McDonald or something something.

Speaker 33 (02:24:45):
When you get a tray and you eat in I
put them.

Speaker 27 (02:24:48):
On the tray throughout the tray left and my parents
had to drive us.

Speaker 40 (02:24:52):
Back to the restaurant to go.

Speaker 4 (02:24:55):
Can you imagine they was like somebody eating chicken tenders
with the s eating sour sauce all over it just
a little ketch up there? What's up, Charity?

Speaker 3 (02:25:04):
How you doing?

Speaker 19 (02:25:07):
I wanted to say, first.

Speaker 25 (02:25:08):
Time, long time?

Speaker 10 (02:25:14):
So I was doing the in visile line and I
was at a taco bell and I threw my vizzil.

Speaker 28 (02:25:21):
Line away and.

Speaker 4 (02:25:25):
Oh my god, you got a cheesy Gordida crunch all over.
It's not out of a garbage can, though, would you
want to? Would you eat?

Speaker 3 (02:25:34):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:25:34):
Shannon Woody to cheesy Grdida crunch out of a garbage can?

Speaker 5 (02:25:37):
Out of garbage cans?

Speaker 4 (02:25:38):
What's up, Katie?

Speaker 3 (02:25:39):
How you doing?

Speaker 32 (02:25:40):
I'm good?

Speaker 6 (02:25:41):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
What's going on?

Speaker 46 (02:25:44):
When I was in high school, I'm missing a couple
of teeth. So I had like a flipper with the
faked teeth, and at lunch I had set it on
my tray and threw it in the trash.

Speaker 8 (02:25:56):
So I had to dig for that because I couldn't
go around with miss That's the worst one.

Speaker 3 (02:26:03):
Then it's like you got to keep your mouth clothes
and people say, what do you dig it for?

Speaker 7 (02:26:07):
You?

Speaker 4 (02:26:11):
Hold on a second, Doug, what's out for you?

Speaker 13 (02:26:14):
There?

Speaker 23 (02:26:15):
Good morning?

Speaker 22 (02:26:16):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:26:16):
This is funny. Doug's dad swallowed he swallowed it.

Speaker 31 (02:26:20):
Yeah, he had a gold bridge in the back of
his mouth, and then he is eating he noticed he
swallowed it.

Speaker 22 (02:26:26):
Well, that was a pretty substantial.

Speaker 9 (02:26:27):
Piece of gold, and that's just recommendation was to go
ahead and sift it out.

Speaker 34 (02:26:33):
Of being a traveling salesman, he was on the road
a lot, so I mean he had to, you know,
wherever he was at.

Speaker 9 (02:26:42):
He had big for gold until he found it.

Speaker 3 (02:26:46):
That's truly. And then he put it back in his
mouth afterwards.

Speaker 23 (02:26:50):
I don't remember the details whether they had replaced it
first and then he just had to like give it
to the dentist or had.

Speaker 22 (02:26:57):
They reinstalled I don't know.

Speaker 23 (02:27:00):
I give him a sau.

Speaker 14 (02:27:05):
I'm thankful for my family, twell some of them, well
maybe just Grandma Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (02:27:11):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 16 (02:27:13):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 17 (02:27:15):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:27:19):
So I need to relax right now. I just need
something to relax.

Speaker 3 (02:27:23):
What do you want to take a shout of it?

Speaker 22 (02:27:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:27:24):
No, I'm not touching any of those things. I'm not
touching those So I Chelsea went yesterday morning, and I
don't know why it is. I got so jealous about
this but I was like, so horribly jealous. She could
have been in the arms of another man and I
would have been fine with that, but she wasn't. She
woke up in the morning early and she goes, oh,

(02:27:46):
I got an appointment. I go, who has an appointment?
She was praying to another god. She was praying to
the god called the massage God. Oh, she went and
got a massage yesterday. Okay, So Chelsea went and got
a massage.

Speaker 3 (02:28:00):
And I was very jealous of this because I'm the
type of person that when I know that somebody is
getting pampered and it's not me, I'm jealous. I want
to get pampered.

Speaker 4 (02:28:08):
Like when Chelsea says, hey, I've got a manicure pedicure appointment,
I'm like, I want to be there too, Like I
want to be there. I want to be I want
to look pretty, you know, and I want to be relaxed.
So I'm like, Okay, I guess you got to go
get your massage. Well, she left for an hour and
a half or something, came back from it, and she
was so relaxed, like I've never seen her this relaxed,

(02:28:29):
and with all the stuff going on, I was so
happy for her for a minute, and then.

Speaker 3 (02:28:35):
I said.

Speaker 4 (02:28:37):
And then I said to her, can you call Chelsea
real quick? Then I said to her, I said, you know,
I'd like to get a massage. And I normally don't
like massages. I'm really not a massage person. Like we
one time did a couple's massage, and the entire time
we were doing it, I talked to Chelsea like this
was not relaxing now because I sat there and was
asking both of the massuses sue eyes whatever, however it

(02:29:01):
is plural, I said to both of them, I'm like, hey,
tell me a little bit about your story. In Chelsea's like,
when I get a massage, I don't want to hear
about anybody's story. I want to just have the music
playing in the background and stuff. So I said to Chelsea.
I go, Chelse, I would love to get a massage.
I said, did you think that there was any way
that you could, you know, call this person and see
if they can make an appointment for me or do
something like that. She says there's one problem, and I said,

(02:29:24):
what's that? And she goes, you gotta be completely naked
to get this massage. Wow, let me talk to Chelsea
are you there, Chelsea?

Speaker 46 (02:29:32):
I'm here.

Speaker 4 (02:29:33):
So she says, you got to be completely naked in
order to get this massage?

Speaker 17 (02:29:38):
Wait, how came? Like?

Speaker 5 (02:29:39):
I always just wear my underwear too, well, I.

Speaker 7 (02:29:43):
Massage?

Speaker 5 (02:29:45):
Oh, I wear my underwear for that? Do I get those?

Speaker 3 (02:29:47):
You gotta go to this guy?

Speaker 4 (02:29:49):
Wait a second, So when you said that, it made
me go, all right, I'm out because I don't like
to be naked.

Speaker 3 (02:29:58):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (02:29:59):
I like me if I get a massage, I feel
like I at least have to have something covering me up.

Speaker 3 (02:30:05):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:30:06):
Like, I feel like I need at least have to
be somewhat naked, Chelse, something to hold you down.

Speaker 15 (02:30:11):
Yeah, so excited, respectful about it though, Like the they
have a blanket over you and they folded that way.

Speaker 10 (02:30:17):
Yeah, they are fully covered.

Speaker 11 (02:30:19):
Anytime anything is exposed, there's a towel that quickly goes over. Yeah,
you know anything that can be exposed.

Speaker 7 (02:30:27):
Nothing is exposed, ever, Chelse.

Speaker 4 (02:30:30):
I'm afraid to be vulnerable. Even when you and I
have sex together. There are times I don't even want
to take my underwear off. You know, there's something about it.
I feel like I have to, Like I don't know
how how the listeners feel about this one, But are
you the type of person that if you get a massage,
do you go completely naked during the massage or do

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you at least keep something on?

Speaker 11 (02:30:53):
Like I one time had note this is the first
time I've ever done it where I've gone completely naked.

Speaker 3 (02:31:00):
And it was good. Huh, you liked it?

Speaker 11 (02:31:03):
I liked the massage, which I feel.

Speaker 4 (02:31:06):
Yeah, do you really like? Do you actually like feel
like like it was it worth it waking up on
a Sunday morning and doing it?

Speaker 17 (02:31:13):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:31:13):
Yeah, Oh yeah for sure?

Speaker 3 (02:31:16):
Is a user's choice, like if you go get a massage,
do you just decide to d robe or is it?

Speaker 11 (02:31:21):
Yeah, it's emphatic, so maybe that's different.

Speaker 10 (02:31:25):
But I've I've had other massages where I've always cut.

Speaker 20 (02:31:28):
My odor on.

Speaker 4 (02:31:29):
What does lymphatic mean? Can you explain Google?

Speaker 10 (02:31:33):
Or your lymph nodes are.

Speaker 8 (02:31:34):
So it helps drain?

Speaker 11 (02:31:37):
So you she worked on my face, my neck, around
my collarbone, under my armpits, and then around my stomach
and then like you know, in your hip and growing
area and then.

Speaker 5 (02:31:48):
They really exactly are there any are there any interesting?

Speaker 4 (02:31:54):
Are there any lymphoids where my noids. Noids are.

Speaker 19 (02:31:58):
Now you're doing mature, you can get one.

Speaker 4 (02:32:02):
Like, let me tell you my comfort level, And I
want to know what the listeners are with this. I
don't have a comfort level of being naked to a
point that I've gone into saunas wearing clothes and the
guys that I've visit in the saunas with are all like,
what are you doing? Like I don't even want to
just go in with a towel around my my. Have
you ever been in a sauna before with a group

(02:32:22):
of guys? Maybe when I was younger, not that I
can actually remember.

Speaker 3 (02:32:26):
I'm imagine going there.

Speaker 4 (02:32:27):
With Kevin, these guys that so there's a there's this
place that that I'll go to from time to time
and these guys will all get into the sauna naked
together and to me and the guys will take their
things off.

Speaker 3 (02:32:39):
And they're just sitting there and I'm going, this is weird.
I can't do it. You went to the Yeah, No,
it wasn't that.

Speaker 4 (02:32:47):
The other one too is I remember my dad used
to be the type of guy, and Chelsea, you loved
my dad, I know, but I don't even want you
to picture this. My dad loved going into whirlpools, like
he would call them, not like chacuozies and stuff he
would call him. I used to love whirlpooling naked.

Speaker 11 (02:33:06):
You love walking around the house naked now in the
morning when you get ready for work, But.

Speaker 4 (02:33:11):
That's because you're there. And but if you know, if
Luke was home, I.

Speaker 3 (02:33:15):
Wouldn't do it.

Speaker 11 (02:33:18):
I think he got it when Mayola is here.

Speaker 3 (02:33:20):
Yeah, but he.

Speaker 4 (02:33:20):
Sleeps till like noon. Oh well, that's true. They were
down in the basement. Chelsea's friends were staying at the house,
and I walked out naked to the kitchen, and Chelsea
thought it was so weird.

Speaker 3 (02:33:33):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:33:34):
It's funny though, because I want to get a massage,
but I'm so afraid to get a massage and uh
and have to be exposed.

Speaker 3 (02:33:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:33:42):
Hold on a second, real quick, uh, Chelse, h, Jordan,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (02:33:46):
Jordan? How you doing?

Speaker 14 (02:33:49):
So?

Speaker 23 (02:33:49):
You talk too much during a massage? She wants to relax,
and you don't want to be naked during him. Of
course she's gonna tell you you have to be naked
just to go.

Speaker 3 (02:34:02):
Wait a second, Chelsea, are you trying to throw me off?
Here by saying this, or.

Speaker 11 (02:34:06):
Do you have to be the Yeah, yes, Jordan, he
has my secrets.

Speaker 4 (02:34:12):
What's up, unique Kai, it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:34:15):
Hey Mojo.

Speaker 40 (02:34:17):
So I always wear my mean my underwear when I.

Speaker 26 (02:34:21):
Go get a massage because I used to get full
baitingssages all the time and I had a.

Speaker 8 (02:34:26):
Weirdo and he was touching in places that he shouldn't
have been touching in.

Speaker 5 (02:34:30):
So sound always Yeah, yeah, that happened to my sister too. Really, yes,
I was a place in Chicago. It was a girl.

Speaker 4 (02:34:39):
It was a girl touching. But was she like doing
it as a massage or was she doing it.

Speaker 18 (02:34:44):
No is my sister.

Speaker 5 (02:34:45):
It was the very first massage my sister ever got.
This was a few years ago and when she was done,
she was like, I will never ever do that again.
And I thought, oh my gosh, how do you not
like like I love getting massages. And she said is
it normal that the woman and then described to me
what she did, And I was like, I feel like
we need to call the police, Like, no.

Speaker 4 (02:35:04):
That is not normal. Yeah, that's craziness.

Speaker 5 (02:35:07):
Yeah, it was a massage in her apartment building in
downtown Chicago, like a massage.

Speaker 4 (02:35:11):
PLACEA crazy Wait a second. They they had apartment building
massage like it was. They had like a place where
you get there.

Speaker 5 (02:35:17):
Was like a grocery store, a dry cleaner. You know
how it is in big cities there's usually like retail
on the first level. And then and so she just
decided to try it there and that happened to her.
She's never gone again.

Speaker 4 (02:35:28):
Oh my god, it's crazy. She trained under Larry Nasser.

Speaker 3 (02:35:33):
Jeez, or what never mind?

Speaker 4 (02:35:35):
I don't want to say that. You want to say,
you want to say something good. It's good for you, Chelsea.
Kevin's growing up. He's catching himself before he says something
he shouldn't say. And then unbelievable, How unbelievable. Aren't you proud?

Speaker 23 (02:35:51):
So proud?

Speaker 4 (02:35:53):
What's up? SHAWNA?

Speaker 12 (02:35:53):
Hi?

Speaker 36 (02:35:54):
Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (02:35:56):
We're good? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:35:56):
Shauna?

Speaker 17 (02:35:58):
So?

Speaker 40 (02:35:58):
I always go for massages and my fans and I
go frequently, and he always keeps his underground two, but
I always go nude.

Speaker 6 (02:36:06):
Excuse me?

Speaker 40 (02:36:07):
And uh, the one time I talked him into actually
going nude, and they put the towel over you and
we're getting ready to go, and he said, as soon
as the lady came in, the first thing she had
was ripped the towel off of him. This has never
happened to me before. We got a coupon for a massage,
so it was a new place to us. And he said,

(02:36:28):
this messuse touched him in places I have not room together.

Speaker 3 (02:36:35):
Wait, so during the couple's massage, she's inappropriately touching your husband.

Speaker 40 (02:36:40):
She was rubbing between his butt cheeks and he never
ever does he always kept his.

Speaker 7 (02:36:49):
Underwear, did She was, Oh, I hope, so I don't.

Speaker 40 (02:36:57):
Even go there?

Speaker 4 (02:37:01):
My god, hold on, miss fit Tony is on the
phone with us right now.

Speaker 23 (02:37:05):
What's everybody's welcome back? We heard you was back and
you partied like a rock star week adn't.

Speaker 24 (02:37:14):
So welcome back, sir?

Speaker 33 (02:37:18):
Thank you?

Speaker 23 (02:37:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome back.

Speaker 7 (02:37:20):
Listen.

Speaker 23 (02:37:21):
Soon as I hit that matard from room, I'm naked,
naked down, everything down, no pile, no nothing. I can't
wait till lay there and get it all about all
of it. Baby, something naked is a jay bird.

Speaker 3 (02:37:39):
Miss. That's so, how often you got massages? Do you
get a lot of massages?

Speaker 23 (02:37:45):
I'm in there. I'm in there once every couple of months.

Speaker 14 (02:37:49):
I go crazy with it.

Speaker 23 (02:37:51):
But my favorite massages is going at like two three o'clock.

Speaker 22 (02:37:55):
In the morning.

Speaker 23 (02:38:04):
Oh my god, I'd be.

Speaker 3 (02:38:06):
Like, yeah, yeah, right, that's a Miskegan, isn't that That's
a Miskegan massage?

Speaker 23 (02:38:13):
So yeah, butnked is the way to go for five.

Speaker 4 (02:38:16):
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So the newest member of the show is Anna rob Anna.

Speaker 3 (02:38:47):
Anna.

Speaker 4 (02:38:48):
Anna Banana hated that when I was younger.

Speaker 3 (02:38:52):
You're gonna hate it even more. Now I'm gonna do
now all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:38:55):
So Anna does something that I find very funny. You know,
she was just at her parents play out in the suburbs.
She lives downtown, her parents live out in the suburbs
of Oakland County, out White Lake. And Anna does something
that I find so funny of somebody her age. When
she goes to visit the parents, she shops. Well, I
guess it's not shopping if you're not paying for it, though, right,

(02:39:16):
you're not paying for she shop lifts from her parents.

Speaker 16 (02:39:21):
I mean when you say it like that. So my
dad is like a big He buys in bulk.

Speaker 4 (02:39:28):
If it's ever like, is he a Costco or Sam's Club?

Speaker 16 (02:39:31):
Costco?

Speaker 4 (02:39:31):
Yeah, because there's no SAMs by us. I live close
to your parents and we don't have a Sam's nearby.

Speaker 15 (02:39:36):
But he's big on deals. So if it's like, buy
ten cases of this pop, get three free. So there's
always a surplus of random items in the garage. And
every time that I leave, on my way out to
my car, I see, you know, the toilet paper stack,
the paper towels, some peanut butter, and I'll just sort

(02:39:57):
of grab what I need and go. And to me,
that is a small price for them to pay when
I'm driving an hour there to see them an hour,
it's a small price, guess.

Speaker 16 (02:40:08):
I mean it's the least they could do.

Speaker 5 (02:40:10):
In my head, I would go This is exactly why
my dad buys in bulk, because he knows that I
need these things to exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:40:17):
Are there any grown acidults like Annah because she is
a grown as adult that basically go to their parents'
house and shop.

Speaker 3 (02:40:24):
Kevin, you do this at your mom's. This is a
reverse situation in my family. I'm the one I'm bringing
paper time. But I feel like if you can't do it,
then yeah, you're not using a relationship the right way.

Speaker 4 (02:40:37):
Hold On, Zach just walked in. He does this at
his sisters, don't you. My does this all the time.

Speaker 26 (02:40:43):
But sometimes I'm going there just for dinner too, so
like I'll stop if I don't have food, I'm going
there and then I'm taking some chicken nuggets home.

Speaker 3 (02:40:53):
I'm not gonna lie. That is so great.

Speaker 4 (02:40:59):
Do you take by the way, when you go into
the freezer and you see the Dino nugs, do you
just take the box or do you put him in
a ziplock back.

Speaker 3 (02:41:08):
I don't want them to go like I'm handed you know.

Speaker 16 (02:41:10):
Do they know you're taking it?

Speaker 15 (02:41:11):
Because sometimes I don't think my parents know, Like I
just sort of take it on my walk out. Sometimes
they'll offer it. They'll be like, hey, do you need anything,
but sometimes it's just like, yeah, well they do know.

Speaker 3 (02:41:24):
That is so great.

Speaker 4 (02:41:25):
My favorite is when Luke comes home from college. Chelsea
always makes me load him up with stuff, like I
he needs water. I'm like, what do you mean needs water?
Kid never drinks water. He's drinking vodka, you know what
I mean. Like, so Luke will say to me, he
literally will say, you'll go.

Speaker 3 (02:41:40):
He'll go, Dad, when you go get like the ice
Mountain water for me, will you also go and get
me a thing of.

Speaker 4 (02:41:45):
Tito's Like, like, you've done this all that. But it's
funny because you know, Joe lives in Florida and Jacob
lives in Chicago. Chelsea brings stuff to them, Like if
we go into town, like we go to visit Joe
in Tampa, She's like going to freaking publics and buying
him stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:42:02):
And I'm like, the kids got a giant.

Speaker 23 (02:42:04):
See.

Speaker 3 (02:42:04):
The only thing I would find perfectly fine is because
if they live out of town, there's certain things you
can't get that you love from your.

Speaker 4 (02:42:18):
Actually, you know what, Joe's biggest shopping item is weed.
He wants us to go to the Greenhouse and get
him because then Florida they don't have legalized marijuana. Wow,
you gotta be medical down there. Chelsea does mom does mom?
And Mommy legally carries narcotics onto the planes at what's up, Casey?

(02:42:39):
How you doing?

Speaker 23 (02:42:41):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (02:42:41):
How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (02:42:42):
Good? Say hi to Anna?

Speaker 32 (02:42:45):
Hi?

Speaker 21 (02:42:46):
Anna?

Speaker 10 (02:42:47):
You have to say I listened to you guys every morning,
and this is the first time I've called it.

Speaker 14 (02:42:51):
I really.

Speaker 4 (02:42:55):
You're also a shoplifter, right, what do you do?

Speaker 25 (02:42:58):
I am such a shoplifter grandparents.

Speaker 8 (02:43:00):
So I was raised by my grandparents and I'm so
blessed like they.

Speaker 12 (02:43:04):
Every time I go over there, like, I will.

Speaker 25 (02:43:06):
Grab toilet paper, paper, towel, I will like based sock
up on soda everything.

Speaker 8 (02:43:12):
My grandma will literally like drop stuff off me to Like.

Speaker 10 (02:43:17):
The funny part is you just mentioned the whole smoke thing.

Speaker 8 (02:43:21):
She will also take me to the dispensary as well.

Speaker 17 (02:43:27):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:43:28):
It's for my glack coma. It I love when old
people take it. It's got I got the glama.

Speaker 4 (02:43:37):
What's going on, Leah?

Speaker 29 (02:43:38):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (02:43:40):
How's it going? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (02:43:41):
I just wanted to say that Anna's not alone because
I do that to my parents too.

Speaker 10 (02:43:46):
I've been doing it so much that they bought me
my own costco.

Speaker 16 (02:43:53):
What is your favorite thing to take from them.

Speaker 15 (02:43:57):
Definitely the clean that paper, towel, toilet paper, the paper products.

Speaker 3 (02:44:03):
Yeah, go get it, go go grab it as much
as you possibly can. H Shawna, what's up?

Speaker 6 (02:44:10):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (02:44:11):
Hi, Shawna, how's going good? Shawna. Shawna's calling up. I'm
reading what you say here or what Lydia put up
here on the call screen. You're calling from the mom's perspective. Huh,
you're you're the mom that gets shoplifted from Oh I
do it, and then like I do.

Speaker 23 (02:44:27):
It to my mom.

Speaker 6 (02:44:27):
So my kids will go to my like my group,
my mom's house, and like before we leave, they're like, okay, Mom,
do we need tomato sauce and homemade pickles.

Speaker 23 (02:44:39):
Her house before we leave?

Speaker 19 (02:44:40):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (02:44:41):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (02:44:42):
I used to love grocery shopping with my mom, and
I used to love when she would go, can you
go to aisle four or five? She'd never said go
and grab it right out of their cabinets, But uh,
that's funny. Carissa from Grand Rapids on with us right now.

Speaker 3 (02:44:55):
What's up?

Speaker 46 (02:44:56):
Yes, I'm thirty five, and when I go visit my
and Taylor, I always take food.

Speaker 4 (02:45:04):
That's a long way to drive for stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:45:06):
You're killing two birds, mimestone though, seeing mom and shopping
that do.

Speaker 3 (02:45:11):
You as Do you also siphon gas out of her car?

Speaker 7 (02:45:16):
No?

Speaker 16 (02:45:16):
But she gives me gas money.

Speaker 4 (02:45:18):
Oh my gosh, So can I can I give you
full disclosure on that. Jacob and his boyfriend Chris were
trying to get them to come visit. I told Jacob,
I go, I'll send you gas cards.

Speaker 3 (02:45:28):
Will you come?

Speaker 4 (02:45:29):
Like I'm trying to entice him to come and see
his mom and dad, and I go, I'll give you
guys gas cards. Okay, Dad, Like it's one of those
things like I'm vibing them with gas card. Kristen, what's up?

Speaker 3 (02:45:39):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (02:45:40):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (02:45:42):
First time?

Speaker 46 (02:45:42):
Okay, So my daughter, she's young, lets her heart.

Speaker 6 (02:45:48):
She bought her own house.

Speaker 33 (02:45:49):
She moved out at twenty one, but she comes over
all the time because she works right by my house.

Speaker 40 (02:45:54):
And she dips into She takes my returnable bottles. She
doesn't even ask.

Speaker 3 (02:45:58):
She just takes all hers for the money.

Speaker 33 (02:46:02):
She takes posto stop, she takes like tampons, and she
knows where the weed sack is my DRS.

Speaker 3 (02:46:12):
Anything she wants.

Speaker 8 (02:46:16):
Feel broke.

Speaker 3 (02:46:17):
I love by the way that I love it is
everything from the returnables to the tampon.

Speaker 5 (02:46:22):
It's smart.

Speaker 21 (02:46:23):
That is amazing, so irresponsible though, So I say nothing,
but I know she's dipping.

Speaker 4 (02:46:29):
Hey wait a second, she's twenty one. Is she single?

Speaker 3 (02:46:31):
Can we date her? Zach?

Speaker 7 (02:46:33):
Here?

Speaker 3 (02:46:33):
We can? Maybe he can go to his sister's house
get some Dino nuggets friend.

Speaker 25 (02:46:38):
Her boyfriends the dB so please, Oh, there you go.

Speaker 4 (02:46:43):
Zach is definitely not he Jack's a good man. So yeah,
you imagine that. Do you imagine that Kristen's daughter the
first time that she's going over to your place to
go eat.

Speaker 3 (02:46:54):
She's got all the food that you stole from your sister. Hey,
that's not too bad. We got med c for.

Speaker 26 (02:47:04):
Mac craft, macaroni and cheese craft. I'm struggling.

Speaker 23 (02:47:11):
I'm you. You called.

Speaker 4 (02:47:23):
Raft by the way, I just want you to know something, Zach,
you just did a great first impression on your future
wife's mom.

Speaker 2 (02:47:33):
I hope you can just spend Thanksgiving with your loved
ones and maybe see your family too.

Speaker 1 (02:47:37):
Damn dude, your family's a bunch of freaks.

Speaker 3 (02:47:39):
Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (02:47:41):
From Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 16 (02:47:43):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 5 (02:47:45):
Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (02:47:47):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show Shannon Big
News Guys, Shannon now has an official title. What's your title?

Speaker 5 (02:47:54):
I am an ordained minister?

Speaker 3 (02:47:56):
Wow, hey, I.

Speaker 7 (02:48:00):
After the bugles.

Speaker 5 (02:48:03):
We have a friend of our family who's getting married
next month, and she asked me a while ago, like
a good year ago, to perform the ceremony for her.
And I've never I know you've you're ordained. You've performed
like two dozen weddings for something crazy like that.

Speaker 4 (02:48:18):
I used to call it the Church of Beer and Pizza,
but it's not. It's actually some church out of Modesto,
California that does it online.

Speaker 5 (02:48:28):
Is where the heck is it? I hope I didn't
just delete the thing. Oh, mine is the Universal Life Church.
We are all children of the same universe.

Speaker 4 (02:48:38):
Where's it? Where's their address? Look it up? I think
it's Modesto, California or something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:48:43):
Well, I didn't opt to get No, it's San Jose.

Speaker 4 (02:48:45):
Okay, California.

Speaker 3 (02:48:48):
I got.

Speaker 4 (02:48:49):
So when you did it, you do it? Did we
tell everybody how easy the process?

Speaker 46 (02:48:53):
So that's what I so.

Speaker 5 (02:48:55):
She The wedding's October tenth, and the other night I'm
sitting down. This is the night before last, and I'm like,
I better get on this process, Like, oh crap, I
actually have to get ordained, because don't I have to
do like a marriage certificate. I know nothing about that.
You sign a marriage literally a license from the county, right,
So I'm like, this has to be a process where
I have to be legit and this could take a while.

(02:49:16):
I don't know. I've never done it before. So I
reached out to my friend Dave, who I know is ordained,
and I said, Hey, what's the process look like to
do this? He sends me a website over text. I
click on the link, I go to the website. It's
like first name, last name, phone number, email address.

Speaker 1 (02:49:36):
Boom.

Speaker 5 (02:49:38):
I am, that's what it was. And then they said,
do you want us to send you an official certificate?

Speaker 4 (02:49:45):
Did you No, you got to certificate. I have mine
framed and I have it next to my high school
diploma free.

Speaker 5 (02:49:52):
By the way, free doesn't cost you a diving cat.

Speaker 3 (02:49:55):
Yeah, I'm doing this. I'm gonna be ordained by the
end of the show. I did offer it.

Speaker 4 (02:50:00):
I did offer a donation to their church. Though I
did it. I think I gave like a twenty five
dollars donation or something.

Speaker 5 (02:50:06):
You're nicer than me.

Speaker 4 (02:50:07):
Yeah, so it's funny that you do this because you
know who hates this. The people that hated are the
actual real ministers. Because I wait a second, because I
used to say that. I used to say I was
an ordained minister and there they say, no, you're an officiant.
So yeah, so did when you sign that license? I
used to put minister on there? And I found out

(02:50:28):
that the countany was telling people that was not a
You're not an a minister of a church because I
didn't put it, so I had to put officiant.

Speaker 3 (02:50:34):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:50:35):
So this is so funny because I'm reading the email
that they sent me to congratulate me that I'm hashtag
ordained is what it says. Congratulations, and it said with
your credentials in hand, you will be able to expand
your career as a minister okay or professional officient efficient?

Speaker 14 (02:50:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:50:51):
Do you know how much those people that do those
that do weddings get for free?

Speaker 3 (02:50:55):
So I did.

Speaker 4 (02:50:56):
I did a promotion down in or We did a
promotion for the radio show and the winner was a
listener from Toledo, and I did their wedding and it
was an awesome wedding. We had a really, really nice time.
I had a woman come up to me that was
doing the wedding, that was next to them at the hotel,
and she came up to me and she said, how
much do you charge?

Speaker 3 (02:51:16):
I want?

Speaker 4 (02:51:16):
And I go, how much do I charge? I had
no idea what she was talking about. I thought for
a second, there I was me and a hooker from Taledo.

Speaker 1 (02:51:22):
I was like, this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:51:23):
And she goes, she goes, how much do you charge
to do weddings? And I said I don't it was
a radio station thing. She goes, you could charge they
get paid like five hundred to one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:51:32):
Okay, well, look I do not want to do this
any more than this wedding. I'm doing this because, like
I said, she's a family friend. Lucy and Smith are
in the wedding. I am terrified to do this. I
hope I don't screw with it.

Speaker 4 (02:51:44):
And that's honestly, you know what it reminded me of.
I used to be a wedding DJ. I would mobile
wedding DJ before I got into radio, and that is pressure.
You don't want to screw up somebody's wedding, you'll feel
that same pressure. Yeah, Like, did you ever have you
ever done a reading at a funeral or a wedding.

Speaker 5 (02:52:01):
I've done a reading at a funeral. I think I've
done a reading at a wedding before.

Speaker 4 (02:52:04):
To me is that's worse than being on the radio here,
I'd rather be on the show.

Speaker 5 (02:52:08):
Well that you guys have heard me say this. I
do not like being in situations where like when we
go on stage for a jingle Ball or the iHeartRadio
Music Festival something. I am absolutely freaking terrified in this studio.
I could if anything in public, Like I get really
nervous still, which is weird, but so this I'm I'm nervous.

(02:52:28):
It's their wedding.

Speaker 4 (02:52:28):
See, I kind of look at it as their friends
and family are there and this is their biggest moment
of their life.

Speaker 5 (02:52:34):
I don't know anybody in her family except for her mom,
and I know not I know nobody else in her family.

Speaker 42 (02:52:39):
Hey Rachel, Hey, hey, I wanted I wanted to share
that my husband is ordained through the Church of the
Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Speaker 5 (02:52:51):
A real thing.

Speaker 40 (02:52:53):
It is a real thing.

Speaker 25 (02:52:54):
He is an atheist. I'm Catholic. But he's an atheist
and his sister got married a couple of years ago
asked him to be the minister, and he got ordained
through that. It's actually like a real church because the
guy's argument who founded it is that, you know, God
shouldn't be taught in schools, and that if God is taught,
that the flying spaghetti monster should also be taught in school.

Speaker 4 (02:53:17):
So that's how he started found it. Wow, do you
get a or I don't know, Yeah, yeah, you definitely
not get into heaven.

Speaker 25 (02:53:26):
And he got like a sticker, he got all sorts
of stuffing you. He paid at fifty bucks and then
he got ordained.

Speaker 4 (02:53:33):
You don't get into heaven, but you get a good
table at booka to Beppo. I know still around, by
the way, I don't think so Mark.

Speaker 3 (02:53:41):
What's having in good morning? Guys were going on?

Speaker 9 (02:53:46):
So kind of a funny story twenty seven years ago,
uh when after a year of me and my wife
uh we were we got actually got married, but her
mother did not like me at all. So the the
cool part is twenty five years later, which was two
years ago, we got back connected and I wanted to

(02:54:08):
make sure that she approved of us being married. Didn't
because our lives had changed and we grew up. Actually
I grew up, and she went and got ordained and
married her daughter to me.

Speaker 4 (02:54:18):
That's great. So so she went to the same place
that Channon probably did right and did the.

Speaker 9 (02:54:23):
Uh when on wine and got ordained. I think it
was the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 4 (02:54:29):
That's honestly, that's sweet. That's the sweet way of being
able to say, now you actually do like me, Patrese,
Are you an actual minister?

Speaker 11 (02:54:38):
Hello?

Speaker 23 (02:54:39):
Everyone?

Speaker 3 (02:54:39):
Good morning?

Speaker 24 (02:54:40):
Actually, good morning. I am an actual minister. I preached
my first sermon in my early thirties the late twenties,
and I think it's kind of jinky with people literally
go online and get their license because I just lived
to live like you know what I mean. I don't
drink it, don't smoke it, don't wurn the cake.

Speaker 6 (02:55:00):
So I'm a literal ministry.

Speaker 24 (02:55:02):
It's not easy.

Speaker 3 (02:55:03):
Shannon doesn't drink or fornicade either, I don't think, but marry, so.

Speaker 24 (02:55:08):
It's not easy.

Speaker 4 (02:55:11):
For trees. Listen, I will say that, are you upset
because Shannon's getting paid ten thousand dollars to do this
wedding and you haven't gotten that?

Speaker 24 (02:55:19):
Absolutely, and I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (02:55:24):
Pressure though, patrese like, I hope that I because obviously
you have to follow like somewhat of a little not
necessarily a script, but what is it like a you know, yeah, program?
But I'm hoping that I can call.

Speaker 4 (02:55:37):
The service by the way that you can tell him.

Speaker 5 (02:55:40):
Great for it's going to be great for this. But
I'm hoping that I can offer some sort of good
I think will be advice.

Speaker 3 (02:55:47):
And I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:55:49):
I sat down to write some of it last night
and yeah, Patrice, can you email me?

Speaker 17 (02:55:56):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (02:55:56):
Hold on, Morgan is a minister and disagrees with Patrice.
Would you want to say, Morgan.

Speaker 10 (02:56:00):
Wow, hey, I disagree. I'm sorry for teres. Weddings take
a lot of prep work. You have to meet with
the couples, you have to talk to them, and a
lot of times there are people that are truly just
looking for a minister to marry them because they need
somebody to sign the line. They have no intention of

(02:56:21):
ever being in your congregation, sitting in your pews, participating
in your services at all. And what You're spending a
lot of time with these people. And so if somebody
wants to go online and get ordains that knows them
well and can add personal touches to the wedding, have
at it like take the time.

Speaker 24 (02:56:40):
Well, I just you know, I just don't think it's fair. Like,
for instance, if you want that pipele said, he who
go to veyas to just.

Speaker 23 (02:56:46):
Because also one, you know what I mean.

Speaker 32 (02:56:48):
But in all honesty, like I take you seriously.

Speaker 24 (02:56:51):
I'm one on the cruise for the first time in
my life at the end of this month with my
god daughter.

Speaker 22 (02:56:56):
I am.

Speaker 24 (02:56:56):
I'm having a problem just having a drink of wine.

Speaker 16 (02:56:59):
She's like man with me.

Speaker 24 (02:57:00):
I'm like, oh God, I don't want I don't drink
stuff like that. When I say I walked this.

Speaker 3 (02:57:06):
Walk, yeah you can, I can.

Speaker 4 (02:57:09):
I say something Patrise, Patrice Chelsea and I got married
thirty two years ago or something like that.

Speaker 14 (02:57:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:57:14):
And we got married by a priest and the man
had never been married ever before in his life. And honestly,
I would almost rather have And this is no offense
to I'm Catholic, and I believe that, you know, Uh,
I believe priests in our mon Senior Tom that married
us was a great guy. But I want somebody like
that has been married, that can say, well, yes, yeah,

(02:57:40):
that was actually joke, thinking it's just gonna work on third.
But I don't think that's happening. This one's for life.
But I actually I like, I had somebody that I
married not that long ago, and they thought that I
did wedding counts or marriage counseling and they came to
my house and it was a It was friends of
Chelsea and I kids, and they came over to our
high and they just go, hey, we just want some advice.

(02:58:02):
And honestly, it was wild because Chelsea and I just
gave them some advice, like literally, and we were not
going through great times at that time. But they actually
they said it helped them, and so I actually think
it's good. I think it's wonderful. And Mary, if you
want to differently start a group.

Speaker 3 (02:58:17):
They teach people to write way and I might, you know,
be your first student because during this topic, now I'm
more Dane. I just signed up.

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