December 3, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Five lies to tell your mom, Leanna, It's five lies
to tell your mom.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
I'm gray?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
How are you excellent? Bianca? What's the plan today?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
So Leana's mom is very involved in her church community.
But there's someone that church. Her name is Tiffany, and
they always butt heads. So Leana's mom and this girl
named Tiffany always butt heads. And we're gonna pretend that
Tiffany was talking smack about Leana's mom and she got
into a fight with her.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh my god, we're gonna we're gonna take the religion
out of your mom. Are you ready? Yea, let's do it.
Here we go. Five lies tell your mom. Lie number one.
You're going to say and the listener should listen for these.
You'll say, So Tiffany and I just got into a fight.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Lie number two. So I slapped her across the face.
Lie number three because she was running her mouth again.
Lie number four. She told me you're a kiss ass
at the church.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh gosh, can you say ask in church in the
same sentence and line number five and she said, watch
out next time that you're there.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm hoping.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Your mom swears, I want to see a church going ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Swear, I hope.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Let's see what happened.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Who knows she might she might show herself before church days.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
All right, let's go, let's go. What's your what's your
mom's real name? Instead of mom.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Name, her name is Litree.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Let's call the tree. So here we go.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Hello, mam, Yeah, hey hermie. So Tiffany and I just
back to a Frank who is at garden? Sy work Tiffany.
Who's the only Tiffany, don't we know? Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Timpany? That worked Tiffany to Trippany Mama, Yeah, I s
I know. Not a fist fight. I slapped her? What
the hell? Why? What happened?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She was?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
She was running her mouth again? Where was the check
I seen?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I went to the store. I seen her at the
store before, but this time I seen her. She, you know,
was whispering to her little friend. She like her mama
kissed everybody asked at the church. Shecau get your kids
asked at the church.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
So I hit her.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Oh lord, girl, she was like she said, she said,
tell your mama to watch out the next time she's
at the church.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
The next time your mama go to church. Tell her
to watch her back. Oh honey, please, okay, now I'm
gonna watch my right because I'm gonna see what her stare.
Ask something she's gonna do. She's basically glad. I got
it this Sunday and I gotta work this weekend. Do
I work. Make sure that I'm there. Mmmmm, please with
(03:15):
everything I got going on, please approach. She told me.
She said, y'r mamma, feel her, And I said, my
mamma be at church everything.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She said, Well, she better watch her back next.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Time she went to the church. Wow, Oh lord, girl,
I'm talking to a type of Yeah, this is like that.
So like to call the publice and stuff the first
charge and don't do that for her stupid ass. Tell
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
She kept saying stuff like, oh, your mama this, and
she's tell.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You our type of names.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
I can't even say the names.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That she was calling you. She was saying I type
of stuff, and I try to ignore her. And she
was with somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
She's apt saying, is here.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Father that I will not read to her.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
She wasn't either, and talking about her husband and your
husband and if she wanted your husband, she can have
your husbands and.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You want to look at people that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh my god, hey Leana's mom.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes, how you doing this? Is Mojo.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm Mojo from Mojo in the Morning show. And your
daughter listens to us in the Morning and we do
a thing on our show called five Lives to tell
your mom Shoperior, and I feel like I was listening
(04:56):
to your mama joke, little scared air.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh my god, you better help nobody for the touch
here today. Oh my god, are you serious. Yes, it's
for real, for real.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It is for real, for real. Actually, not for real
for real, but it's uh. Leanna just won you a prize.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Congratulations no Moto in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, exactly. Congratulations on doing a great job, Leanna. You
did really good.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And I had to tell you I think we might
need to talk to the pastor about some of the
stuff going on at that church.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh my goodness. And I'm about your time about Oh no,
I'm gonna watch my front. I love you, guys, no
matter what. We love you too.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hang on the phone, and we're gonna get you set
up with the prize. Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I gotta get.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's mojo in the morning. Sweet five lies to tell
your mom.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh my God, he lay hands on somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh I love it.
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Five lies to tell your mom, Leanna, It's five lies
to tell your mom.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
I'm gray?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
How are you excellent? Bianca? What's the plan today?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
So Leana's mom is very involved in her church community.
But there's someone that church. Her name is Tiffany, and
they always butt heads. So Leana's mom and this girl
named Tiffany always butt heads. And we're gonna pretend that
Tiffany was talking smack about Leana's mom and she got
into a fight with her.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh my god, we're gonna we're gonna take the religion
out of your mom. Are you ready? Yea, let's do it.
Here we go. Five lies tell your mom. Lie number one.
You're going to say and the listener should listen for these.
You'll say, So Tiffany and I just got into a fight.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Lie number two. So I slapped her across the face.
Lie number three because she was running her mouth again.
Lie number four. She told me you're a kiss ass
at the church.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh gosh, can you say ask in church in the
same sentence and line number five and she said, watch
out next time that you're there.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm hoping.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Your mom swears, I want to see a church going ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Swear, I hope.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Let's see what happened.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Who knows she might she might show herself before church days.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
All right, let's go, let's go. What's your what's your
mom's real name? Instead of mom.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Name, her name is Litree.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Let's call the tree. So here we go.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Hello, mam, Yeah, hey hermie. So Tiffany and I just
back to a Frank who is at garden? Sy work Tiffany.
Who's the only Tiffany, don't we know? Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Timpany? That worked Tiffany to Trippany Mama, Yeah, I s
I know. Not a fist fight. I slapped her? What
the hell? Why? What happened?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She was?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
She was running her mouth again? Where was the check
I seen?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I went to the store. I seen her at the
store before, but this time I seen her. She, you know,
was whispering to her little friend. She like her mama
kissed everybody asked at the church. Shecau get your kids
asked at the church.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
So I hit her.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Oh lord, girl, she was like she said, she said,
tell your mama to watch out the next time she's
at the church.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
The next time your mama go to church. Tell her
to watch her back. Oh honey, please, okay, now I'm
gonna watch my right because I'm gonna see what her stare.
Ask something she's gonna do. She's basically glad. I got
it this Sunday and I gotta work this weekend. Do
I work. Make sure that I'm there. Mmmmm, please with
(03:15):
everything I got going on, please approach. She told me.
She said, y'r mamma, feel her, And I said, my
mamma be at church everything.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She said, Well, she better watch her back next.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Time she went to the church. Wow, Oh lord, girl,
I'm talking to a type of Yeah, this is like that.
So like to call the publice and stuff the first
charge and don't do that for her stupid ass. Tell
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
She kept saying stuff like, oh, your mama this, and
she's tell.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You our type of names.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
I can't even say the names.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That she was calling you. She was saying I type
of stuff, and I try to ignore her. And she
was with somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
She's apt saying, is here.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Father that I will not read to her.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
She wasn't either, and talking about her husband and your
husband and if she wanted your husband, she can have
your husbands and.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You want to look at people that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh my god, hey Leana's mom.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes, how you doing this? Is Mojo.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm Mojo from Mojo in the Morning show. And your
daughter listens to us in the Morning and we do
a thing on our show called five Lives to tell
your mom Shoperior, and I feel like I was listening
(04:56):
to your mama joke, little scared air.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh my god, you better help nobody for the touch
here today. Oh my god, are you serious. Yes, it's
for real, for real.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It is for real, for real. Actually, not for real
for real, but it's uh. Leanna just won you a prize.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Congratulations no Moto in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, exactly. Congratulations on doing a great job, Leanna. You
did really good.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And I had to tell you I think we might
need to talk to the pastor about some of the
stuff going on at that church.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh my goodness. And I'm about your time about Oh no,
I'm gonna watch my front. I love you, guys, no
matter what. We love you too.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hang on the phone, and we're gonna get you set
up with the prize. Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I gotta get.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's mojo in the morning. Sweet five lies to tell
your mom.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh my God, he lay hands on somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh I love it.
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