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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I want to talk about, uh, the worst Christmas gift
with Kevin.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What's the what's the worst Christmas gift? I've gotten some
some terrible Christmas gifts. But I was talking to a
home yesterday and it's the season. He's married. He's he's
been married for several years. This isn't a new relationship.
So I think some some couples get past that and
let me impress you stage, you know what I mean,
Like I'm not I'm no longer trying to impress you
with lavish gifts. And he's, I guess at a point
(00:31):
where he's thinking more necessities. And he told me that
he's gonna get his wife some new tires, no tired, right,
So and they don't surprise each other like they kind
of tell each other kind of this is what I'm
gonna get you. And she doesn't believe that the tires
should be They're a good gift. It's a nice thing
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that she needs.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's not a Christmas gift though, you know what, it's
the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Every time you get in that car, they rotate.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
If you're my man, you need to be taking care
of my car. So you saying that that's just something.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's just something like let me ask you this, ann
if you don't like tires, do you agree with my
wife Chelsea? And the worst gift I ever gave her
was a few years back when I gave her a roomba.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Oh she doesn't vacuum enough.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, I wanted her not to vacuum. I all right,
I do a favor eight four to four Mojo Live.
I want to hear the worst Christmas gift that your
man got for you, or your kids got for you,
or you got for somebody. Kiki, real quick, I want
to give you tickets. You're going to jingle Ball. Congratulate Kiki.
(01:38):
We're gonna set you up with those tickets real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Kiki.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
What's the worst gift that you've ever gotten for Christmas?
Everybody's gotten a bad gift in their life.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I wanna say socks, socks practical unless they're bombas.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't want any other I want the fancy socks,
you know what I mean, like the ones that are comfortable.
Liked by the way, those those bomba socks.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Does anybody ever return the dance socks? Just it doesn't work?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
So I'm not joking. I did this two weeks ago.
Bombas is a brand where if they like get holes
in them or whatever, you could request on the website
for them to send you new ones. They basically tell
you keep the holy ones and they'll send you a
brand new eight pack or or whatever. Whatever your previous
order was, they send you the same thing. Do you
have to upload the sanity?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You know, Can I be honest with you, They're the
most comfortable socks, the best. My only problem with with
the Bombas my son Luke steals all my Bombas. He
steals my Bombas and my Stance socks, and he leaves
in in there the Amazon socks that I have, or
the or the the Fruit of the.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Looms or whatever they are.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You know, like there's some Bombas for Christmas. Joeanne, what's
the worst gift that you ever got?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Well, it wasn't actually the worst. It was my husband
at the time, like thirty years ago, bought me a
coat on my charge card and the church came in
before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Did you bought the coat?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Did you like the coat?
Speaker 8 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (03:18):
I learned to like it.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You did not like to?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Uh? She need? What's happening, man, Mozo.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
One year, my daughter got me so good.
Speaker 10 (03:30):
She got me like a fifteen pack of black throught
of the Little Flock.
Speaker 9 (03:34):
But the worst part about it was she like packed.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It in like a Pandora bag.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Heart.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, I'm thinking I got some.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
Stuff from the Pandora do pa up through of the
lot shot and she was like, you said, you need
a stock.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I need to do that. I need to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I need to get myself like a box from Louis
Vatan and uh and I need to like pack in
there for Chelsea something like socks. Yeah, or toilet paper.
Everybody needs toilet paper. What's up, Gabe? What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
What's up, Mojo?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Nothing much, man, We're talking about this guy that keV
ran into that bought tires for his girl.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
So one year I was it was a rough year,
you know, pockets kind of tight. I feel bad about it,
but I bought my mama calendar.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Did you at least personalize it with photos of yourself?
Speaker 11 (04:33):
No, it was Bible scriptures in it.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
And then I didn't even realize it, but it was
for that year.
Speaker 11 (04:38):
So it was the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What does she say?
Speaker 11 (04:44):
She just goes, oh, it's a calendar, and I was like.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Oh, yeah, I thought you might need that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You know what funny?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Does anybody use calendars anymore? Because I still love calendars?
I love you. You do not have a physical calendar anywhere.
I loved like the calendar with pictures and stuff on
with d on there.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You don't currently like calendar, no, I thought nobody ever.
But it's nice to have, you know, it's nice.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Always get my dad one with like the kids, and
he does he doesn't K Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, So don't don't be making funny.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You don't have calendars though, you big deck well all
that kg's on the phone, Cavis, best Bud?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What's going on? Or JG? Why man say kJ KG
J how you guys?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What's up? JJ?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
So I have to preface this with I love my wife.
She's a phenomenal gift. Differ like he does great. You
know how you share TikTok shop stuff and Instagram videos.
It was like a shampoo conditioning sounds like, oh, this
is great, like we should have this in the house.
It was my Christmas gift one year and I was
just like, oh, like this was great. It's it's so
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it's great though, Like it's phenomenal. My hair feels amazing,
but not a Christmas you know, it's like.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Thinking about you.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It is funny though, because if you can buy it
at CVS or Walgreens or you know whatever I mean,
is it definitely something that you give as a Christmas gift?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like can you go really like to a c.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Okay, there are some Walgreens now the makeup skincare area
is amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Is that a stocking stuffer or is that a gift?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well, it depends on what it is. To be honest
with you, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Do you mean, like price or or with or wait,
like what do you mean? Yeah? Like you shampoos? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, yeah, Like I'm not putting that in a stocking.
I don't know. Some of that stuff is so extensive.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
JJ, have a great day, buddy, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Pulling up the jingle bo I love biggest fan right there?
Hold on, Jeff are you there?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Jeff? I what did you get for Christmas?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Well?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
All the years growing up, I always wanted to PlayStation,
and I got off on Christmas morning was convinced this
box was a PlayStation I saved it till my last
gift to open, and it ended up being a twelve
and one like Chess, Checkers and back, and I was
so upset. I just wanted to PlayStation.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That actually is so funny too, when you think it
is something and you're like, oh, you have to act happy.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Oh yeah, did you ever buy yourself that PlayStation?
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Not the original one? I mean I ended up getting
PlayStation later on, but I've never owned the original PlayStation.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well you know.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
There, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Probably a five years ago.
Speaker 11 (08:03):
There's Christmas cap that got for my brother in law.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
He said he was cleaning it out to the house
and you going through all his US CDs.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
So they put all his youth CDs that.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
He didn't want anymore of milk crate put in a
bag and gave it to me for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
What did you do with that after you opened it?
Speaker 8 (08:24):
I brought it right to Goodwill?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You know what's funny though, is that they like vinyls
obviously a deal right now. VHS tapes they say are
worth money. CDs are going to come back one day,
like there's gonna be a time where everything comes back
and people then all of a sudden want them. And
then if you've got like really good clean copies of
some of these, like they were throwing away all the
crap from the old radio station.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm telling somebody is making money off that.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You got to keep the little pampling inside though. Yeah,
with all the artwork and all the details, that's.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What matters that song lyrics.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, what would you do if your man got you
what Marie's X got her?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Marie? There, Hell, Hi, first on the phone, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I had to call in when I heard what you
were asking your listeners to phone in about.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
And my one.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Christmas gave me a low fat Italian cookbook and a scale.
That was his way of letting me know I needed
to lose weight.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Is that the reasons? That? Is that the reason he's
your ax now? Because it should be.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
It was one of those one of the reasons.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
There's probably a list of about twenty five things that
are the reasons.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
The way it scales, there's a number of things. I'm
not perfect, but I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I love you, Marie. That's did you use the cookbook?
Be honest?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
No, I gave it away to a book.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Drive, did you. Okay? That's that is interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's like, uh, he's basically telling you this and giving
you a scale. I remember one year my brother was
giving my sister in law gym membership and it was
to a nice it was like Lifetime Fitness or something
like that, and he was giving it to her as
a gym membership, and she was so excited and his
kids were so appalled. They were like, I cannot believe
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that you gave mom a gym membership. But like a
membership to a gym. See, is not a Christmas gift.
That is a thing that you do for yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Depends on the gym.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Really, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That one with massage chairs and stuff like that could
be worth it. I can see that, but if you're
just giving me like the gym down the street for
twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What's up? How you doing, Jessica?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
What's up? How you doing?
Speaker 9 (10:55):
I'm good?
Speaker 10 (10:56):
So my boss, I'm convince she hates me because my
five year old her as death like profoundly that she
basically just uses sign language, but she likes to perform.
And my daughter or my boss daughter a karaoke microphone.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, well maybe, but she looks.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Like it's really cut, but it's so up it's right.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Wait, so your boss got that for your daughter and
your did your daughter use it and make noises in it?
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Well do you think she can sing? It's like the
cutest thing, but it's she loves it though.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You understand, but you understand she could have got herself.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You understand Jessica's daughter's death, so she can't hear how
bad she soundscrophone's dable, but.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
She's in there singing like I sing.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Probably it's so sweet. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You don't get a person a camera person loved the sound?
Is what about this? What about Stephanie? Stephanie, tell everybody
your worst gift you ever got.
Speaker 9 (12:01):
My worst gift was a lingerie set.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
From my mother in law, her mother in law.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
She was not even my mother in law at the time.
My husband and I've been together for fifteen years now.
We were just dating. I was eighteen years old and
it was our first Christmas together and she asked for grandbabies.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Oh my god, that is so awkward.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I didn't know if it was part of like that
like a bachelorette party or something, which is still uncomfortable.
Speaker 11 (12:31):
I've been there, but they're uncomfortable around the whole family.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did you ever wear it?
Speaker 9 (12:39):
No, I threw it away very quickly.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Think of my grandma to hold something merry Christmas.