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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I
just got worried about something. Here you ready for this.
Just got word from the building manager about why our
heat is not working. Building manager Brandon says, sorry about
your problem with the heat. We had somebody that went
on the roof this weekend and pushed a button that

(00:20):
should not have been pushed. We're going to get up
there right now as soon as we can, and we
are going to get that thing working for you.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I know someone who was on the roof, who was
on the roof this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Didn't our very own Zach post a picture up there?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Where is that? I thought about the roof? Where is he? Zach?
Come in the studio here? Oh Jesus, Zach.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It couldn't have been Zach, My god, you are.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I feel faint.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Exact Brandon sent me a text did you see this?
Do you hear this? Taxt?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Brandon just said, hey, really sorry about the air this morning.
Somebody went on the roof this weekend and pushed a
button that they shouldn't have and knocked us off. He
said that they plugged in something that caused a short
to the system.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Now I know you're messing with me. But that's funny.
Have you talked to Brandon yet?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, let's call him.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Why do you think he's messing with you? Because Nick
plugged in, like we had to go through a door
to like, but you were on the roof. We were
on the roof, we were partying.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't even know you could go in the roof.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You can do whatever you want in this building as
long as you get permission.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Are you the reason why I'm sweating my ass off
this morning? Hold on, he's not answering.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think it was Nick's problem. I think.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I got I got a guy on his way there
right now at justice temperature, justice understanding, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Real, real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Zach doesn't doesn't believe me that him going on the
roof this weekend screwed up our air conditioning stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Will you explain what he did? I don't know what.
I couldn't tell you, but he wasn't I do know
what he did.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
He put a little DJ show, but he was on
the seventh part of the roof. It was Nick, It
wasn't me. Yeah, yeah, I can't speak on that.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
On the day that the mayor comes into the studio,
Zach screwed up our age vacuumnit.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I swear all right, we'll talk to you, Brandon. Thank
you for getting those guys in here. Okay, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right. So what were you up on the roof for?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
No? No, So I got a permission that me and
Nick could play a DJ set.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, So he brought his DJ deck and a speaker,
and I put the speaker close to the brewery so
they could hear us jam.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
So wait, sweet pictures. Two dudes just hanging up on
the roof playing DJ.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
And his girlfriend. But I came solo. Really, it wasn't
just the three, It was just the three of us.
And then not his her mom came like to pick
us up.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Wait, saying, is this like a thing, like you guys
want to go up on the roof and do a
DJ set or something?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
It would be kind of cool, like it was, come there.
I do have something to tell you though. While I
was up there, I noticed while I was posting photos
because I don't go a Facebook often, but I went
on a story and it was an elementary friend, same rooftop,
but they were stripping on our roof.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Wait five days ago?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wait wait, wait, wait, there's so much to that.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
There's so much to wait. Not when you were up
there where they're stripping. They were up there last weekend
up on the roof, probably like three days strips.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Getting up on our roof of our bill.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't know. They don't I don't know who they know.
We have no mutual friends.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
But this is a beautiful there's a pool.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Who DJ there?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Said? There was no DJ, there was nothing.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Bring them next, strippers on the skyline.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Did you know that your elementary school?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I didn't even a stripper?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's what I was going to ask you.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
What elementary elementary school? What proud a year with graduating?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh my, Brandon's can grab grab Brandon.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We gotta show calling. I want to see the video.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, I'm on the air, by the way.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're on are you're talking about the trip on the roof?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah? Do you know her?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I didn't tell you about that?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, I let her.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Let her.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I put Brandon on.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You're gonna talk to Welcome about it.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
He didn't care, But yeah, I did not know. This
goes for Sewan.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
He asked me, like, I got a girl that wants
to do a photo shoot on the roof.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Is that cool.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I was like, yeah, where's it for? You know, he
knows where on there She's.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Stooping on the air, and I'm like, what the We're
on the dumb bad numb bad, numb bad.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Real quick, hold on a second, is this not dump radio?
Just real quick. I want to ask.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I want to do the topic of when did you
find out that your friend from grade school or high
school is the stripper? Zach found out he was up
on the roof and I want to know, like, did
I ever tell you mine?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh my god, my story is the greatest story ever.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
So I got married, and when I got married, I
found or my brother found strippers to come and perform
for me at Tonino's Pizza Rea. Yes, Tonino's Pizzeria is
a place in Orland Park, Illinois.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't even think it's there anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
And they had a back room with one of those
what do they call the doors that are they like
pocket doors, pocket doors and pocket door, but unfolded like
an accordion. And that was the back room we had
the party at. And Tony said, you can have the
party at Tonino's, but if you have strippers, you got
to close the door. So my brother Tony or my

(05:51):
brother Bill hired the strippers for the thing. The stripper
shows up. It's the girl that I went to Columbia
College with and.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sat next to college.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
She shows up and I'm like, we went to college together.
Things are going well, yeah, so, but you just got
married at that time. No, I was getting married. This
is my bachelor party.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
We got a couple, We got a couple extra large pizzas.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Orland Park is permanently close, is it?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I was gonna say we could go there this weekend.
Is it that back room to celebrate your I think
she's still stripping, but but I thought that that was
actually kind of funny, Like all of a sudden, the
stripper that's there, and she had whipped cream and stuff,
and it was weird. And Chelsea was at my bachelor party. Oh,
we got to have Chelsea tell the story to you

(06:43):
guys sometime this weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Chelsea tells the story.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I invited her to my strip to my bachelor party,
and she showed up. I didn't know there was gonna
be strippers there. And Chelsea showed up at the moment
that the stripper was there with aut she had, uh,
what's the whip cream to come was in the camp.
She had ready whip out there. All right, So did

(07:05):
this girl when you grew up with this girl, did
you ever think, like when you guys were in language
arts class, that she know?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
But she she's gorgeous?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, my god.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
And that's a great idea for a shoot. Like you
see the skyscrapers in the back.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's pretty.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I thought it was innovative.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Here's what I want to do for Zach. If we
hit number one. We got to hit number one. We
haven't been number one in a way a bit. David
Chuck have beaten us at number one. I want to
hit number one. These listeners have got to do it
for us. We're going to have a number one party
for Zach, not for anybody else. We're hiring the stripper
from his grave.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
On the roof. How many people can fit on the roof.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Probably we'll invite listeners with it being saved, probably like fifty.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I want to I want to invite. We need a
bigger roof.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I want to invite the stripper to come strip for
Zach as a congratulatory Zach were number one, dude, Let's
do it. We're going to exact there with cream. Do
you think a discount because she knows me? Or how
does that work?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
No? No, we don't want we're going to make Colleen paper.
We don't.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
We don't do half price, we do full price for this.
What's up, Dana? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Hey? Mojo? So this is much worse than like running
into somebody from high school or elementary school. I was
at a script club on Ford Road by Southfield and
I was like, you know, hey, look, let's girl over here,
you know, And next thing you know, she turns around

(08:39):
and looks at me. It was my cousin.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It was jus, did you have her dance for you?
Or no?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (08:51):
She actually she said, I gotta do my stat I'm
gonna have this girl dance with for you in the
champagne room. And so that's where that went.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh my god, could you imagine your cousin dancing for you?
What's up, Heather? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I'm good. How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Fantastic? What's going on? Well?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
I found out one of my high school classmates and
youth group members from the church was a stripper when
I saw them on your website from one of the
Naughty moms event.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
That was awesome. Way then a picture to a friend
that was like, is that who we think it is?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's just like, oh my gosh, we used to have
guy strippers on the Naughty Mom's Night out.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
What this was?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah? Yeah, I'll never forget.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
There was one stripper that could put a candle out
with his penis.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, he had a candle there and he would play
what was the song candle in the wind?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
He was playing a song or he would.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
And he would play the song and he would take
his wiener and go and it would it would knock
the the the actual flame out. What's going on? How
you doing, Lexi?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
This is hello?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
How are you? What's going on? So talking about strippers
and being at workplaces, I found out that my co
worker is a stripper.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Oh okay, not to out the ordinary, but we are
lunch ladies out of elementary school.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Let's go that is by day and heroes by night.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know what I think that that's you know, we
need to pay our lunch ladies more money, right, yes
we do. Thank you, Thank you, Lexi. I appreciate you
so much.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Thank you,
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