December 17, 2025 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Five lies to tell your Five lies to tell your mom.
Caitlyn's on with us? Hi, Caitln, Hi, we got biance
hare Bianca. What it's Caitlyn gonna be up to today?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So Caitlyn's been with her boyfriend John for about ten years,
but the grandma absolutely hates him because he's a big smoker.
Has caused a lot of issues in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, so we're gonna pretend that John is trying to
move in with Grandma.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Now, Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Five lies to tell Grandma this morning. Oh my gosh, all.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
My Grandma's actually misfit Grandma Cathy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh my god, I love Grandma Kathy.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, I always thought Grandma Kathy was a smoker, for
God's sakes, nor I was wondering if she smoked any
of the funny stuff. But all right, here we go.
Five lies to tell your mom. Lie number one, you're
gonna say Grandma, John got kicked out of his house.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Lie number two, he got into a fight with his dad.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Lie number three, we want to know if we can
move in with you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Lie number four. John even said that he will share
his goods with you in line number five. He will
be on his best behavior.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I always knew, and I tell you, Grandma Kathy, I
thought that she was, but she's not.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Huh so not at all.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, we're calling her out for five lives.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, hello grandma. Yeah, so a network. But I got
to talk to you about something.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
John got kicked out of his parents' house with the
kids because, yes, because him and his dad got into
a fight. So he asked me to ask you if
we can move in with you and grandpa.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
She said that she would share his goods with you. No, please,
he said he would be on his best behavior.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, why not? Is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
No? What are we supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I don't know, but it's not gonna be here. Call
your mother. Why do you get in a fight, which
is sad?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know. I guess they got into a fight
over a bill.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Or something because he's not working and paying anything. Yeah,
well that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I just don't know what to do. Because it's Sophie's birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I am not having him in.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My house.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And I have him drop the kids off to you.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I don't know right now, I'm in the bathroom. So
what are you going to do about all your Christmas stuff?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
And that?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm gonna have to take it to Emory's or something,
or I don't know. Maybe we can do Christmas morning
at your house.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Nope, not with him?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
All right, I don't I just don't know what to.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Do, Grandma. Yes, how did you know? I wanted to
be John? I wanted to I wanted to see if
I get you even more riled up?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You know what you could?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He knows.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Why why do you not like John?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
God, don't get me. Don't get me started. Yeah, it's
better I keep it off the airway.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Can you get off the toilet before you continue this conversation? Please?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh hey, Grandma, you're on five lives to tell your mom?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know what. She's a little.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I should have figured something out right away. And you
know what's funny, Mojo, I was thinking about you just
the yesther day, that when we saw Slam at Christmas
and all the time that I want tickets from you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, well, guess what, you just want another prize from
us this time though you're doing it on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This is fantastic I'll kill her.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is all over the rady.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm literally shaking.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh my gosh. Well listen, Grandma. We love you so much.
And Grandma's no best Caitlin, so you gotta listen to Grandma.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Kathy. Okay, I know, I know, all right. We love you.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm just glad she want a prize because she does
so much for me and going through so much with
my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh man, we're thinking of you, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You know I just got out of my car and
turned off your station and came in the house to
go to bathroom and your bus mate.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah that's okay, Well you can go back and listen again.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We love you, Kathy, love you. It's Mojo in the morning. Sweet.
Five lines to tell your mom
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Five lies to tell your Five lies to tell your mom.
Caitlyn's on with us? Hi, Caitln, Hi, we got biance
hare Bianca. What it's Caitlyn gonna be up to today?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So Caitlyn's been with her boyfriend John for about ten years,
but the grandma absolutely hates him because he's a big smoker.
Has caused a lot of issues in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, so we're gonna pretend that John is trying to
move in with Grandma.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Now, Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Five lies to tell Grandma this morning. Oh my gosh, all.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
My Grandma's actually misfit Grandma Cathy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh my god, I love Grandma Kathy.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, I always thought Grandma Kathy was a smoker, for
God's sakes, nor I was wondering if she smoked any
of the funny stuff. But all right, here we go.
Five lies to tell your mom. Lie number one, you're
gonna say Grandma, John got kicked out of his house.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Lie number two, he got into a fight with his dad.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Lie number three, we want to know if we can
move in with you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Lie number four. John even said that he will share
his goods with you in line number five. He will
be on his best behavior.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I always knew, and I tell you, Grandma Kathy, I
thought that she was, but she's not.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Huh so not at all.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, we're calling her out for five lives.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, hello grandma. Yeah, so a network. But I got
to talk to you about something.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
John got kicked out of his parents' house with the
kids because, yes, because him and his dad got into
a fight. So he asked me to ask you if
we can move in with you and grandpa.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
She said that she would share his goods with you. No, please,
he said he would be on his best behavior.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, why not? Is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
No? What are we supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I don't know, but it's not gonna be here. Call
your mother. Why do you get in a fight, which
is sad?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know. I guess they got into a fight
over a bill.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Or something because he's not working and paying anything. Yeah,
well that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I just don't know what to do. Because it's Sophie's birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I am not having him in.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
My house.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And I have him drop the kids off to you.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I don't know right now, I'm in the bathroom. So
what are you going to do about all your Christmas stuff?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
And that?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm gonna have to take it to Emory's or something,
or I don't know. Maybe we can do Christmas morning
at your house.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Nope, not with him?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
All right, I don't I just don't know what to.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Do, Grandma. Yes, how did you know? I wanted to
be John? I wanted to I wanted to see if
I get you even more riled up?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You know what you could?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He knows.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Why why do you not like John?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
God, don't get me. Don't get me started. Yeah, it's
better I keep it off the airway.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Can you get off the toilet before you continue this conversation? Please?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh hey, Grandma, you're on five lives to tell your mom?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know what. She's a little.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I should have figured something out right away. And you
know what's funny, Mojo, I was thinking about you just
the yesther day, that when we saw Slam at Christmas
and all the time that I want tickets from you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, well, guess what, you just want another prize from
us this time though you're doing it on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This is fantastic I'll kill her.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is all over the rady.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm literally shaking.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh my gosh. Well listen, Grandma. We love you so much.
And Grandma's no best Caitlin, so you gotta listen to Grandma.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Kathy. Okay, I know, I know, all right. We love you.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm just glad she want a prize because she does
so much for me and going through so much with
my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh man, we're thinking of you, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You know I just got out of my car and
turned off your station and came in the house to
go to bathroom and your bus mate.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah that's okay, Well you can go back and listen again.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We love you, Kathy, love you. It's Mojo in the morning. Sweet.
Five lines to tell your mom
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