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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Explain to me what you guys think the etiquette is
on this one. So Friday night, we went out with
a group of people and actually it was a really
fun group. I think we might have had like maybe
ten or eleven people that all got together. We went
to a bar, drank, and then afterwards we decided that
we were going to take the bar to somebody or
the party to somebody's home, and so we ended up
going to He's got a bar garage. It's like the

(00:22):
greatest thing outage, the garage bars. Basically bar garage, your
garage bar. He's got a bar in his garage. So
we went back to his place and we drank and
had fun and we danced, and I actually be honest
with you, you saw maybe the video that I posted
of us dancing to will Smith Miami together, which was fun.

(00:47):
Long story short, one of the people that was with
us is a very good friend of mine, like he's
my personal friend. He was a guy who I invited
to come along with us to this party. And when
we got to our friend's house, we got to Andrea
and Ryan's place, he was pretty gone, like gone to

(01:08):
a point that he like put his head down on
the table and just kind of sat there for.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
A good period of time the world.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, and I'll be quite honest with you, I didn't
think that he drank a whole hell of a lot.
But you know what got us ocho tequila shots. We
were doing shots of tequila. And once you pull out
shots and you had been drinking, it does make a
difference what you're drinking the night's done.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Tequila.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Tequila makes the clothes come off, and tequila makes your
body just throw, you know, go through weird things. So
as we're getting ready to leave and we're getting into
our our ride home, our our responsible ride home, we're
walking out of his garage and we're on his driveway.

(01:54):
My friend throws up on this driveway. No like, literally
throws up on driveway and part of house to a
point that let me read you the text message I
got on Saturday morning. It was a text message from
Ryan who said someone left their mark.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Chelsea responded to this group text.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I said, oh my god, I feel so bad, and
he goes, what a rookie.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
And he had corn for dinner last night.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
It was outside. When you say on house, was the
outside of the house.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was right on the outside of the house, but
it was on the outside of the house and part
of the girls.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I mean, still so incredibly harassing.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Now you all saw this happen, but the owners of
the house obviously didn't see it happened, so they had
to wake up and walk out the next Thai.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So so here's my question for you, because this is
this is my friend, and honestly, I know he feels
horrible about it, because first off, I think he feels
horrible in general because then he's probably out of that age. Still,
it was so bad that I was saying it to
Chelse I go. You know how when you get to
that point like I did when I fell down the
stairs at Harper's the next day and five or six

(03:07):
days later, you almost feel like you want to take
back time, you know what I mean, because you because
it was just it was like one too many or
maybe two or three two.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
That's when I do that, I am never drinking again. Yeah,
And then the next week are like, I'm gonna have glass.
We have all been through that. The Lord, if you
pull me out of this situation, I know.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I promise you, Yeah, I will drink water for the
rest of my life, all right, So here's my question
to ask you guys and then listeners too, if you
guys can help me with this one.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What do you do if you throw up at a
friend's house?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
If you throw up at a friend's house, do you
have to be the person to clean up the mass
or do you have to like, do I have to offer?
I don't even know who would it be if I
guess if you threw up on the carpet, I know
a goopian?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, are you even in a position to help if
you're at the Some people like I've been in moments
of my life rough thrown up and that sobered me up,
Like you throw up and like oh okay, yeah, Like
I'm good now, I'm focused. Now the room isn't spinning
as fast anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I can lock in.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
If you're in that state of mind, yes, do everything
in your power to clean up your mess. But sometimes
you just two faded and like you can't do anything
but pass out.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Chelsea has said to me numerous times when she's not
felt well that that throw up actually made her feel
like she could get over this whole thing, which is
honestly something that I was envious of my friend, because
I almost wish I had that row up thing too.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's like a shot of adrenaline. If you see those
movies where you literally get shot within his eight four
four Mojo Live eight four four six six five six
five four eight. Has anybody ever thrown up at a
friend's house? And if so, what did you do to
uh to make up for that?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Because I think they ended up getting getting the hoose
out and they cleaned most of it out. But the
problem is, if you look at the pictures that I
that I sent you, guys, the picture is very fresh
concrete and.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's a driveway stain. That's a power wash.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do youh how fresh that concrete looks. It looks, honestly
like that concrete is about as clean as can be,
Like you could eat off that, you could eat corn.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Off of it.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
The second time I met Wess's older sister, Auntie, and
she lives just outside of Toronto. We were there and
I had been drinking red wine all day and eating
very randomly black jelly beans. And I also didn't know
that I had nourovirus, So the combined of drinking and
then all of a sudden that came on and I

(05:43):
went in her all white very teeny tiny bathroom and
projectile vomited all over the walls, in the vents, all
over the sinking toilet. I couldn't even make it in
the toilet. And I remember standing there and looking around, going,
oh my god, what do I what do I do?
It was it was dripping down the walls. This is

(06:06):
not an exaggeration.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
He had an exorcism.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was like that. And I had to call Wes
to come in and we had to like bleach the
whole bathroom. It was horrible. I was so sick. But
it was black throw up, black and dark red throw up.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
The worst, horrible.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
The worst, honestly, is the next day wondering what it
was that you ate or didn't eat, because I believe
that it usually comes after you probably didn't have enough
food eat for sure.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey Tony, what's going on? How are you?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I'm good?

Speaker 7 (06:37):
How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Fantastic? Tony? What do you think? Do I owe my
friends a new driveway?

Speaker 8 (06:44):
You don't know him a new driveway? But man, your
buddy needs sold them an apology?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Well, and he did. He apologied. He was so he
felt so bad about it. The problem is in Tony,
there's the thing. The problem is, I don't think he
realized that he got to that point.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
And I think that that's the thing that you.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Know, you get that hole, I feel so awful type feeling,
but you don't. Nobody wants you to feel that way. Actually,
those guys were laughing. They thought it was kind of funny.
So have you ever thrown up at a friend's house?

Speaker 8 (07:13):
I did not, But I moved here recently from New York.
I was a volunteer apartment back in New York, and
I was having a party with the guys at the
house and I had a friend of mine who was
over and yeah, he wasn't feeling well. And I made
the mistake of sayings be a downstairs bathroom, but everybody
was there. I said, listen, why don't you go use
the upstairs bathroom, which is off our bedroom. Yeah, and

(07:35):
he went up there, and I don't know what happened.
He didn't make it to the bedroom, but he just
started to open my dresser drawer and throw up.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
At the.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
God, Oh my god, that's the horrible.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
And then he closed it and never said nothing.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Oh no, that's that's not that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's why you moved away from New York. Isn't it
so that you can get away from that guy?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (07:58):
Did you imagine reaching for a T shirt? Where can
you imagine not needing a T shirt for a while?
And the smell in that room?

Speaker 6 (08:09):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I want to do that, Tony.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
I kept looking in the bathroom, going, well, there's nothing
in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
This is a great topic. I want to know, what
did you Because my friend threw up on their driveway.
Your friend threw up in the drawer. What's the craziest
thing that you've thrown up in? Because everybody has a
thing that they'll throw up. Shannon's thrown up in a
couple of purses.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Emily, I owe her so many purses. I went through
a phase and that was always the first thing I grabbed.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
After my party that y'all came to last year, I
was so drunk and I got in a bed and
I bought some brand new shoes, threw the shoes out
of the shoe box and.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Just threw up in.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Were not touching the shoes. What's up, Regina, Hey, good
morning you guys.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
Yeah, I got sick. I got I went to a
party and I got sick.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Like we were, you know, having a drinking game or whatever.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
I was in the bathroom and all of a sudden
it just kind of hit me that I was done. Yeah,
they to the point where they had to like help
me up out the bathroom. So they decided to put
me in the girl's mother's bed, in her bed. Well,
she had a water bed, drunk person.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
The room spinning, in the beds moving, and.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
I leaned over and ended up throwing off, throwing up
over the side of the mom's bed onto the floor
to the.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
Point where I fell over in the vomits.

Speaker 10 (09:43):
My gosh, And the next thing I remember was somebody
was changing my pants.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Drive me home. By the way, you're absolutely right. Water beds.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't even think they're around anymore. But water beds
are horrible after a night of partying. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
How you doing good? This isn't throwing up? But you
had a friend that Pete.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
No, no, no, it wasn't a friend.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
It was I liked that and me And where did
you pee?

Speaker 9 (10:15):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (10:16):
So I went through a really bad stage in my
life where I got really drunk and one night I
decided to just in the bridge and you're you're how.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Did you even reach what is it?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's no, it's down it's in mine. It's down low?
Was it a lower one like a or was it hot?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You're like chan is thinking, you're like that, what is it,
Calvin or whatever?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
That they're gonna be my freezers on the bottom.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
That's what you put the vegetables had the ice coat.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's funny. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (10:55):
Another night where I stood up? Yeah, and I just
pet it on the back.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh, the poor guy. You're never invited to my parties. Ryan,
thank you for calling. What's up?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Chris? How you doing.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
How are you good? What's happening? Not too much.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
I just wanted to share how when I used to drink,
I would always be found in weird places.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
And one time we were at a friend's parents' house,
a really huge house, and.

Speaker 10 (11:21):
We were drinking.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I disappeared, So my friend goes to look for me.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
I'm pulling the dryer door open.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, I start to sit on it to pee and
then she and then I start throwing up on her
as she gets me out of the dryer.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh, you had it both. That is a friend, by
the way. That's somebody that really cares about you, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Yes, it is up together.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh that's like, that's like a sister for a life
after something. My dryer, now, how do you even clean that?
What would you rather pee in the dryer or the crisper?
I'm going crisper. You just pulling dump hold on? Jay
says Jay. You threw up and then passed out in it.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Me and my cousin both grew up in ut friend
of my bathroom and I'll passed out of the in
the in the in the vomit, and we heard her
banging on the doors. We'll woke us up and we're
both like, don't come in, don't come in. The door
bus open.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
I just heard her say, like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
You know, I woke up next morning the owner account
of somebody else's underwear.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
You know the worst part about that is, can you
imagine if she didn't knock on that door and you
die and they say, how did he die?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
He died in vomit? Jay, we would be saying goodbye
to you. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Last call it Cheryl? What's up?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Cheryl?

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Mo Joe?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, Cheryl, you what your friend?

Speaker 10 (12:59):
No way threw up and you didn't even offer to
clean it up, rint it off, or even let them
know I.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Was in no condition and we did not want an
overage on our uber.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Is that the worst I was hoping it was going
to rain.
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