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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alrighty, it's Mojo in the morning. I want you guys
to know that I am typically not a very lazy person.
I think that I nextly I'm really lazy. But I
want to actually I want to call out all my
lazy people and ask you, guys, what's the laziest thing
that you have ever done? Because yesterday I committed the laziest.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Crime of my life.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The crime of laziness hit a record high yesterday in
Commerce Township, Michigan. And that laziness was yesterday. I circled
the Planet Fitness parking lot off of Union Lake Road
at least twenty five times to find a spot within
(00:48):
four spots to the front.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
God, you could have done it's your workout.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I actually could have instead of doing a workout, just
parked at the back of the parking lot there. For
some reason, I don't know what was going on, but
the parking lot was jammed yesterday. And then you walk in,
you know, you walk in sometimes to Planet Fitness and
there's not as many people there. You're like, where is everybody?
I almost wonder if people just park their cars there, do.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Their work to get away from their kids.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Or or just leave it at maybe that's like a
you ever see those places? I saw it yesterday. Also,
I was in ann Arbor for a little bit. Right
off of twenty three. They have the uh ride share
parking area where people supposedly park and then what is
that by the way, there's.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
One on seventy five atoms too. Well, it's for people
who carpool.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Where are they carpooling that they that they have a
full parking lot there? Like, where are they going that
they're all going somewhere at the same place, you know
I'm talking about. I don't know, like I think it's
To me, it just seems shady to me. I've always
thought that was weird. Like when I want to leave here,
I want to leave. I don't want to wait for
anybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
But yeah, car, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So okay, So I I digress my laziness here. What
is the laziest thing that you guys would ever say
that you have done? Like something that is so lazy
because to me, going to work out at the gem
and doing the move of I will not go in
until I find the best parking spot.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I feel like a lot of my lazy stuff happens
when I'm on the couch like, if I can't find
a remote, I'll just watch what I'm watching. I don't like, look, bro,
I don't got time order remote will be literally like
I go stand up, it's under it, And I'd be like, Josiah.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Did you ever have your heard it I downloaded the
remote on your phone. My new thing lately is I
just don't feel like loading and unloading the dishwasher. So
we have been using paper plates and paper bowls for
everything everything.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And I keep making a.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Joke about it, like, oh, fancy dinner tonight, but I
you guys, it is glorious.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Actually they have no cleanup.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Try this one, Shannon. Try to use the same dishes
every single week. Chelsea and I have been doing this
when was at school and we were the only ones home.
We would use like the same plates, same amount of plates,
same amount of cups, same amount of everything, Wash them
and then grab the clean ones out of the dishwasher,
put them into an area the secondary sink that we
(03:16):
have there like rinsed off. And then when the entire
dishwasher is finally empty, that's when we know we have
to refill it.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
That's too much work, I'm telling you, paper, I know
it's kind of wasteful.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Actually saw the other day the coolest uh uh plastic plates.
They were the plastic plates that looked like those paper
plates you know I'm talking about, you know, the white
paper plates that that are like the flimsiest of them all.
But I saw where were we were at, some place
like a restaurant or something like that, and they had it.
I said, Chelsea, go, oh my god, I want these
(03:50):
like that. That's what I want. That's what I wanted
for my anversary gift. I'll go grocery shop until Josiah
come over. They stuck it out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'll go to Kroger and just get some chicken breasts
and a week the whole week.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So the other parking lot thing that I do, and
this is a big one, is at twelve where who's
all talking about loud?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You can hear them through the studio.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, we're excited.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What is going on on third? Is there something big
going on? I mean we got it, by the way,
did a great job building these buildings. The studio here.
We sound really soundproof, isn't it. The other parking lot
job is at the mall. So the mall by us
is twelve Oaks, and if I have to go get
something or I want to go get something, and I
usually want to park by nord Strums and go into
(04:33):
north Stroms. If I pull up and then the area
on the side of north Strums is so packed, I
will go all the way home. I will drive twenty minutes.
Is pretty much.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It takes me to get from my house to the mall,
and I instead of going to a totally different area
and pulling up, I just go it screwed, I'm going
home today. It's so I drove the entire way for
not What's up, Preston, what's your laziest thing that you've
ever done?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
It's not me, But I used to work at a
gym and I would watch people that had drinking problems.
They'd come to the gym put their phone in the
lockers so their wives wouldn't know if they tracked their phone.
They think they're at the gym for a few hours
and then they just come back from the bar and
get their phone and leave. This was an everyday thing
for some people. Or if they were cheating as well,
(05:20):
if their wife was tracking their phone, they'd make sure
they had it in the locker for a few hours,
so it looked like they were working out.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Buddy, how do you know? How do you know that
they were cheating? Would you see them leave with another
woman or oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Well no, they would come in and tell us about it.
You know, they would be like, because we were like,
why are you never working out? We'd see him come
in and put the stuff in the locker and then
he just leave and he was like, Oh I do that.
My wife tracks my phone.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That is crazy. Wow, those are really amazing, Kaz, what's up?
It's Mojoe in the morning. What's the laziest thing that
you've ever done?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Hey, I got your all beat. I got a doggy door.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So you don't have to take the dogs out.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Honestly, the dog.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
The dog can go out side, barks, fool head off,
and come in to the house happy as hell.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I would love a doggy door.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That is actually amazing, guys, it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But how do you get your How do you get
the dog to understand the dog that it has to
use the doggy door?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You just train him.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
You can just got to push his butt through it
and then he's happy as hell.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
He probably uses foot to h Michael, tell us you're
laziness Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So I'm just like you.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I drive around the parking lot looking for parking pots
until I got sick of it and I faked an injury.
I worked at your doctor and I got a handicapped sticker.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh, I don't love I don't love that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But you know what, we don't love it, but we
want to use it. Yeah, we're not condoning what you're doing.
But can you tell me the name of the doctor voice?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This guy's b on the phone with us. What's up, B.
What's the laziest thing that you've done?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
So loved night?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And say that again? Your phone kind of cut out.
I can't understand with the voice.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Guys, I said, I was too lazy to get out
the bed in the middle of the night. It's the bathroom,
so I went right there in a bit.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, that's one I'm not doing.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You peed the bed because you were just too lazy
to get up and go. Yeah, were you drunk? Do
you have a partner? Did you have like a guy
you No, you're by yourself doing this.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, it's a while ago. It wasn't like recently.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You know what that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You're still an adult.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I see why your voice this guys, because you know
all your friends are going to go.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's nasty.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right, thank you for the call. H Darlo, what's happening?
It's Mojo in the morning, a right one time. What's happening?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm just calming that I heard you were mentioning the parking.
Why would you write for parking.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Which I wouldn't ride and drive?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
But I do know that where I worked at.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I don't want a name where I worked at, but
we literally have a right share program that you get
paid a one hundred and fifty two hundred months back
for your right share. Wow, it's worth so to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So is that the reason? Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
So maybe a University of Michigan or something like that,
or Michigan Medisine.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Maybe they have it. Because I saw that in nan Arboro.
I'm like, what is this ride share?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
They you usually the big kind of do have that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Makes sense?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
So how do they know that you're sharing for parking?
How do they know you're sharing rides with each other?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
You want to give your receipt six months?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
And it's like Michievan. Have you heard of Michigan's.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Can I tell you something? Though, I would get annoyed
by the by like I have. I hate when we
just have to do one ride to Grand Rapids or
Toledo from Detroit and everybody's in the car together, you know,
bitching and moaning about how the air is and what
the sounds are like.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Moaning. You know it's him look in a mirror, you
know what.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Do you know how much of a pain in the
acid is to listen to Kevin's music. It's like the
most vile stuff I've ever heard in my life. It's
better than stevd in the game where.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
They say, can we just have the airplane rule to
use the hip base?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Everybody's everybody's you know, it's like Lydia will go, we
should do this. It's a great bonding moment. Yeah, you
know what the bonding is us yelling at each other
during the ride. What's up, Rachel?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Good morning, guys, good morning. It's not about my laziness.
It's my grown twenty one year old sons. He brushes
his teeth in the shower and he leaves the toothbrush
fit on the ledge. I always told like that is
so lazy. And discussing. I'm like, don't you know everybody's
stuff is flinging everywhere? He's like, well clean, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I know, I think it's gross, though I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I do not do that, but I do know a
lot of people who do that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Water in the shower, Okay, So I've used my water
picks how many times? One and I brought it in
the shower because I thought I would use it more
show use it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
But I only I only do it the water pick
thing in the shower because it reminds me that I'm
going to do it, otherwise I won't. And I also
used to get the water all over the kitchen or
the bathroom counter. So uh, all right, Rachel, thank you
for the call. I appreciated it. Water is lazy too.
No loss. I know I floss you, but I floss also,
(10:57):
I never do I floss brush, then go shower and
water pick. You're doing so much. Look at these pearly whites.
Thank you, Reynolds Orthodonics. Doctor Reynolds
Alrighty, it's Mojo in the morning. I want you guys
to know that I am typically not a very lazy person.
I think that I nextly I'm really lazy. But I
want to actually I want to call out all my
lazy people and ask you, guys, what's the laziest thing
that you have ever done? Because yesterday I committed the laziest.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Crime of my life.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The crime of laziness hit a record high yesterday in
Commerce Township, Michigan. And that laziness was yesterday. I circled
the Planet Fitness parking lot off of Union Lake Road
at least twenty five times to find a spot within
(00:48):
four spots to the front.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
God, you could have done it's your workout.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I actually could have instead of doing a workout, just
parked at the back of the parking lot there. For
some reason, I don't know what was going on, but
the parking lot was jammed yesterday. And then you walk in,
you know, you walk in sometimes to Planet Fitness and
there's not as many people there. You're like, where is everybody?
I almost wonder if people just park their cars there, do.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Their work to get away from their kids.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Or or just leave it at maybe that's like a
you ever see those places? I saw it yesterday. Also,
I was in ann Arbor for a little bit. Right
off of twenty three. They have the uh ride share
parking area where people supposedly park and then what is
that by the way, there's.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
One on seventy five atoms too. Well, it's for people
who carpool.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Where are they carpooling that they that they have a
full parking lot there? Like, where are they going that
they're all going somewhere at the same place, you know
I'm talking about. I don't know, like I think it's
To me, it just seems shady to me. I've always
thought that was weird. Like when I want to leave here,
I want to leave. I don't want to wait for
anybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
But yeah, car, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So okay, So I I digress my laziness here. What
is the laziest thing that you guys would ever say
that you have done? Like something that is so lazy
because to me, going to work out at the gem
and doing the move of I will not go in
until I find the best parking spot.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I feel like a lot of my lazy stuff happens
when I'm on the couch like, if I can't find
a remote, I'll just watch what I'm watching. I don't like, look, bro,
I don't got time order remote will be literally like
I go stand up, it's under it, And I'd be like, Josiah.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Did you ever have your heard it I downloaded the
remote on your phone. My new thing lately is I
just don't feel like loading and unloading the dishwasher. So
we have been using paper plates and paper bowls for
everything everything.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And I keep making a.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Joke about it, like, oh, fancy dinner tonight, but I
you guys, it is glorious.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Actually they have no cleanup.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Try this one, Shannon. Try to use the same dishes
every single week. Chelsea and I have been doing this
when was at school and we were the only ones home.
We would use like the same plates, same amount of plates,
same amount of cups, same amount of everything, Wash them
and then grab the clean ones out of the dishwasher,
put them into an area the secondary sink that we
(03:16):
have there like rinsed off. And then when the entire
dishwasher is finally empty, that's when we know we have
to refill it.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
That's too much work, I'm telling you, paper, I know
it's kind of wasteful.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Actually saw the other day the coolest uh uh plastic plates.
They were the plastic plates that looked like those paper
plates you know I'm talking about, you know, the white
paper plates that that are like the flimsiest of them all.
But I saw where were we were at, some place
like a restaurant or something like that, and they had it.
I said, Chelsea, go, oh my god, I want these
(03:50):
like that. That's what I want. That's what I wanted
for my anversary gift. I'll go grocery shop until Josiah
come over. They stuck it out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'll go to Kroger and just get some chicken breasts
and a week the whole week.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So the other parking lot thing that I do, and
this is a big one, is at twelve where who's
all talking about loud?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You can hear them through the studio.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, we're excited.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What is going on on third? Is there something big
going on? I mean we got it, by the way,
did a great job building these buildings. The studio here.
We sound really soundproof, isn't it. The other parking lot
job is at the mall. So the mall by us
is twelve Oaks, and if I have to go get
something or I want to go get something, and I
usually want to park by nord Strums and go into
(04:33):
north Stroms. If I pull up and then the area
on the side of north Strums is so packed, I
will go all the way home. I will drive twenty minutes.
Is pretty much.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It takes me to get from my house to the mall,
and I instead of going to a totally different area
and pulling up, I just go it screwed, I'm going
home today. It's so I drove the entire way for
not What's up, Preston, what's your laziest thing that you've
ever done?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
It's not me, But I used to work at a
gym and I would watch people that had drinking problems.
They'd come to the gym put their phone in the
lockers so their wives wouldn't know if they tracked their phone.
They think they're at the gym for a few hours
and then they just come back from the bar and
get their phone and leave. This was an everyday thing
for some people. Or if they were cheating as well,
(05:20):
if their wife was tracking their phone, they'd make sure
they had it in the locker for a few hours,
so it looked like they were working out.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Buddy, how do you know? How do you know that
they were cheating? Would you see them leave with another
woman or oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Well no, they would come in and tell us about it.
You know, they would be like, because we were like,
why are you never working out? We'd see him come
in and put the stuff in the locker and then
he just leave and he was like, Oh I do that.
My wife tracks my phone.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That is crazy. Wow, those are really amazing, Kaz, what's up?
It's Mojoe in the morning. What's the laziest thing that
you've ever done?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Hey, I got your all beat. I got a doggy door.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So you don't have to take the dogs out.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Honestly, the dog.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
The dog can go out side, barks, fool head off,
and come in to the house happy as hell.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I would love a doggy door.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That is actually amazing, guys, it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But how do you get your How do you get
the dog to understand the dog that it has to
use the doggy door?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You just train him.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
You can just got to push his butt through it
and then he's happy as hell.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
He probably uses foot to h Michael, tell us you're
laziness Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So I'm just like you.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I drive around the parking lot looking for parking pots
until I got sick of it and I faked an injury.
I worked at your doctor and I got a handicapped sticker.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh, I don't love I don't love that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But you know what, we don't love it, but we
want to use it. Yeah, we're not condoning what you're doing.
But can you tell me the name of the doctor voice?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This guy's b on the phone with us. What's up, B.
What's the laziest thing that you've done?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
So loved night?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And say that again? Your phone kind of cut out.
I can't understand with the voice.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Guys, I said, I was too lazy to get out
the bed in the middle of the night. It's the bathroom,
so I went right there in a bit.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, that's one I'm not doing.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You peed the bed because you were just too lazy
to get up and go. Yeah, were you drunk? Do
you have a partner? Did you have like a guy
you No, you're by yourself doing this.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, it's a while ago. It wasn't like recently.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You know what that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You're still an adult.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I see why your voice this guys, because you know
all your friends are going to go.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's nasty.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right, thank you for the call. H Darlo, what's happening?
It's Mojo in the morning, a right one time. What's happening?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm just calming that I heard you were mentioning the parking.
Why would you write for parking.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Which I wouldn't ride and drive?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
But I do know that where I worked at.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I don't want a name where I worked at, but
we literally have a right share program that you get
paid a one hundred and fifty two hundred months back
for your right share. Wow, it's worth so to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So is that the reason? Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
So maybe a University of Michigan or something like that,
or Michigan Medisine.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Maybe they have it. Because I saw that in nan Arboro.
I'm like, what is this ride share?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
They you usually the big kind of do have that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Makes sense?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
So how do they know that you're sharing for parking?
How do they know you're sharing rides with each other?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
You want to give your receipt six months?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
And it's like Michievan. Have you heard of Michigan's.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Can I tell you something? Though, I would get annoyed
by the by like I have. I hate when we
just have to do one ride to Grand Rapids or
Toledo from Detroit and everybody's in the car together, you know,
bitching and moaning about how the air is and what
the sounds are like.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Moaning. You know it's him look in a mirror, you
know what.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Do you know how much of a pain in the
acid is to listen to Kevin's music. It's like the
most vile stuff I've ever heard in my life. It's
better than stevd in the game where.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
They say, can we just have the airplane rule to
use the hip base?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Everybody's everybody's you know, it's like Lydia will go, we
should do this. It's a great bonding moment. Yeah, you
know what the bonding is us yelling at each other
during the ride. What's up, Rachel?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Good morning, guys, good morning. It's not about my laziness.
It's my grown twenty one year old sons. He brushes
his teeth in the shower and he leaves the toothbrush
fit on the ledge. I always told like that is
so lazy. And discussing. I'm like, don't you know everybody's
stuff is flinging everywhere? He's like, well clean, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I know, I think it's gross, though I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I do not do that, but I do know a
lot of people who do that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Water in the shower, Okay, So I've used my water
picks how many times? One and I brought it in
the shower because I thought I would use it more
show use it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
But I only I only do it the water pick
thing in the shower because it reminds me that I'm
going to do it, otherwise I won't. And I also
used to get the water all over the kitchen or
the bathroom counter. So uh, all right, Rachel, thank you
for the call. I appreciated it. Water is lazy too.
No loss. I know I floss you, but I floss also,
(10:57):
I never do I floss brush, then go shower and
water pick. You're doing so much. Look at these pearly whites.
Thank you, Reynolds Orthodonics. Doctor Reynolds
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by Audiochuck Media Company.
NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal
Gregg Rosenthal and a rotating crew of elite NFL Media co-hosts, including Patrick Claybon, Colleen Wolfe, Steve Wyche, Nick Shook and Jourdan Rodrigue of The Athletic get you caught up daily on all the NFL news and analysis you need to be smarter and funnier than your friends.