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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojoe. In the morning show. A listener
(00:03):
saw Kevin's sausage.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually, a.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Listener saw Caven's wiener. Man, we're going to keep this,
by the way, very very clean, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Absolutely, this is a I don't know his story, all right,
tell me it's a very clean situation.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm giving you my word. You have my word in that.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I felt some discomfort in the scrots. Okay, he's keeping
a medical yet, by the way, little irritation in my
scrotrash kind of. I mean, I was like, I was like,
it's it a little bit. So you know, first it
comes to your mind, you know, crabby patties. But that's
(00:47):
impossible because I'm not. So I booked like a book
like a like TVs has like the quick like urgent
care type of vibes, so it's wh minute clinic or whatever.
So I search your those and I'm like, man, like,
I don't want to go to Stirling Heights. I think
(01:08):
that's like one of our number one listeners. Yeah, I
mean it ain't like what they got this the CS
that I went to as a door Okay, first off,
so they're very high.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Tech, so I go in there after I find, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Like, okay, I can't go to that one because I
think we got a bunch of listeners over there. First off,
everybody listening, so I don't know in my mind like
like one zip code was gonna have the many listeners.
So finally I go and I think I can just
walk in. It's like an older lady in there. I'm like,
can I come here? And she tell me no, no, no, no, no,
whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a
nine o'clock appointment first thing in the morning. I'm like, Dad,
let me go in here and see what's going.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
On going there.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
The door shut signing, I come pull up and I'm like,
excuse me, pull open the door. Literally literally when the
doctor walks out, she's like, oh my god, are you
Kevin from the.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Good This lady's about to see my nuts. Literally the
first thing that is the first thing that comes to
my mind.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was like, well, I mean, I'm here, Now what
I'm gonna I'm just turn around, like I gotta get
this checked out. So we in there, we do our
little woos. Yeah, these medical terms still knock out the
full of medical terms. I'll put it in Jack CBT
chat GBT. I had the whole script. I'll tell you
this is exactly what I'm experiencing. This is how wrong
(02:23):
And she she said what I thought it was, like
per my googles, is something.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Called jock it like real, like if it's ething called
jacket you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Never heard I've really never heard of this before my
entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Throw a little gold bon on it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, gold by the official jacket of the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Just so, she said, Like when you start working out
and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take
showers immediately at the gym. I'm not aware it is,
but if you don't shower immediately, like sweat you got
that stuff can like build up. So that's what she
said it was. But I'm like, no, you need to
see this, like I need you wait. So did she
see it?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah? For sure. Touching on quick question, how do you
do this?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you have to pull down your pants, open your
zipper and like what do.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You do do you when you're when you're doing it,
do you try to like think of something to talk about?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Like hey, so, uh yeah, I was looking at her
in her eyes?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Did you want to see if her eyes like got
big once she saw the situation. No, no, I mean
she ain't going crazier it was. It wasn't like that, but.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'd be nervous that you were getting big.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That is, by the way, doctor's appointments at first off,
I don't think they there's no arousal at a CP
as from a How would you say she was? Oh
she was pretty young?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh she was?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
She was, you know, because usually it's like you go
in and you get a nurse that's there, or you
get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know,
ladies like.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Fifty sixty years old. She wasn't. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is about how sturdy was that door? Which door are
we talking to the door that you said?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
They have a door? And everything?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What's going on? Kaylee?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Okay? So the way that we're talking about this like
it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can
we just talk about the fact that he's talking so
casually about his balls being she.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All over the radio wild It is real. Hopefully it's jack.
You know what I'm saying. She gave me some stuff.
I'm take you in a couple of days. This is
your report.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
It's questionable it's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Your choices are questionable.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right now. You gotta you gotta work. You gotta really
hope it is jacket.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Go get testing. There wasn't any way it could be
anything else, because.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's what she said, you're not actually So can I
tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, when I went to back in the day,
when I went to school, we used to have a
school nurse. Like, did you guys ever experience that it all?
Or I didn't have a nurse, you'd have like the
secretary or something, right, that would be the nurse. So
I remember the school nurse at Saint Michael's was my neighbor.
So when you would be sick and you would have
to go, your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse.
Long story, short, flip this around. I go to a
(05:16):
doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new
doctor that doctor Warner wanted me to go see.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It was my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And I walk in there and I go, you know,
this happened to me before. When I was a little kid.
We had a nurse that was my neighbor, and it
was the nurse that was the neighbor there to you know, yes,
take off your pants and sit up on the thing
here with this blue little thing on top of you
or whatever, or get you know, test into it and
then I don't know, Shannon, You've had this happen in
a million times too, going to get MRIs or going
(05:47):
to get any kind of tests and you have to
get into the the the it's like the worst. Somebody
should invent better clothing for patients to have to put
on that's more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Like, why is it that they don't make it?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Shows?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Shows?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, it's got the back end open. Uh, ninety day
fiance Dana, what's up, Dana?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Good morning? Oh my gosh. So you know, when I
was younger, I uh, I thought I had a hernia
and my boss was like, you better go get checked out. Man,
that doesn't sound good. So I went and I went
to like an urgent care and the doctor was female,
(06:30):
and I was I was there. Yeah, it was so,
you know, I kind of she's like, okay, well, you know,
drop your trousers, you know, and I was like, okay,
you know, and so I I pulled the A and
I was, you know, there might have been a little
(06:50):
fluff factor there, but too crazy. And then all of
a sudden she she checked me for hernia, and I
could you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like, how do you check for him? Is it? Is
it a finger in the bootox?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I was always grab.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
They take one and they lifted up, and then they
take the other one and then lift it up. And they
asked you to call and I got the second time.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I was like, by the way, what would you rather?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Would you rather have an unattractive uh doctor or an
attractive doctor?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah? You rather care if I'm going in there for
a headache? What's up, Maya? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Hi Cam. I just wanted to say, I just wanted
to say. I remember quite some time ago you were
on the air and you were saying how you went
days without taking a shower. You need to take a
change underwear.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes, and if you and if you work out, then
you have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit
and watch Thursday night football and take a shower.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, showers exactly, Brian. What's going on? It's moje in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
So I went to an urgent care because I was
having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse
and a doctor that come into the room that check
me all out. They run all these tests. Uh everything
came back negative, thankfully.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
But uh, a week later, I'm at my.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Daughter's middle school enrollment and here is the nurse that
was standing in the room that checked me out to
health enrollment.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
At the middle school.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
And I am white in the face and just want
to get out of that gymnasium as.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Fast as by the way, small world, and I'm not
talking about it. Thank you, Brian, appreciate you for calling.
Uh God, hold on a voiceles guy is l L
what's up?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So I used to work in a medical facility and
I was coding from hips pain. So one of the like, oh,
you know, just run over to the department and they'll
look at you. So I go over there and he's
like moving my leg around different things to look and
see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I
(09:27):
had like a hair book like right in the area,
like next to my head, but he didn't know what
it was. And he was like, oh, let me have
my colleague come in. And another doctor came and it
was a doctor who I had a weekly meeting with.
(09:51):
And so I have like somebody that I'm sitting there
with every week doing a meeting like an.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's interesting when they say, well, hold on, we're going
to bring somebody else in here, and then we're going
to bring somebody else in here, and it's like, how
many how many people are going to see you?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I didn't sign up for this when I caught you.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
The doctor's name, sure, doctor carry.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Doctor what doctor cherry?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Doctor cherry, doctor cherry Cherry.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh okay. It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's better than doctor Coucci because we actually know that
doctor Cuccy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You doctor Couci. Yeah, send me that number.
All right, it's Mojoe. In the morning show. A listener
(00:03):
saw Kevin's sausage.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually, a.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Listener saw Caven's wiener. Man, we're going to keep this,
by the way, very very clean, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Absolutely, this is a I don't know his story, all right,
tell me it's a very clean situation.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm giving you my word. You have my word in that.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I felt some discomfort in the scrots. Okay, he's keeping
a medical yet, by the way, little irritation in my
scrotrash kind of. I mean, I was like, I was like,
it's it a little bit. So you know, first it
comes to your mind, you know, crabby patties. But that's
(00:47):
impossible because I'm not. So I booked like a book
like a like TVs has like the quick like urgent
care type of vibes, so it's wh minute clinic or whatever.
So I search your those and I'm like, man, like,
I don't want to go to Stirling Heights. I think
(01:08):
that's like one of our number one listeners. Yeah, I
mean it ain't like what they got this the CS
that I went to as a door Okay, first off,
so they're very high.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Tech, so I go in there after I find, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Like, okay, I can't go to that one because I
think we got a bunch of listeners over there. First off,
everybody listening, so I don't know in my mind like
like one zip code was gonna have the many listeners.
So finally I go and I think I can just
walk in. It's like an older lady in there. I'm like,
can I come here? And she tell me no, no, no, no, no,
whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a
nine o'clock appointment first thing in the morning. I'm like, Dad,
let me go in here and see what's going.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
On going there.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
The door shut signing, I come pull up and I'm like,
excuse me, pull open the door. Literally literally when the
doctor walks out, she's like, oh my god, are you
Kevin from the.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Good This lady's about to see my nuts. Literally the
first thing that is the first thing that comes to
my mind.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was like, well, I mean, I'm here, Now what
I'm gonna I'm just turn around, like I gotta get
this checked out. So we in there, we do our
little woos. Yeah, these medical terms still knock out the
full of medical terms. I'll put it in Jack CBT
chat GBT. I had the whole script. I'll tell you
this is exactly what I'm experiencing. This is how wrong
(02:23):
And she she said what I thought it was, like
per my googles, is something.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Called jock it like real, like if it's ething called
jacket you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Never heard I've really never heard of this before my
entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Throw a little gold bon on it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, gold by the official jacket of the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Just so, she said, Like when you start working out
and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take
showers immediately at the gym. I'm not aware it is,
but if you don't shower immediately, like sweat you got
that stuff can like build up. So that's what she
said it was. But I'm like, no, you need to
see this, like I need you wait. So did she
see it?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah? For sure. Touching on quick question, how do you
do this?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you have to pull down your pants, open your
zipper and like what do.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You do do you when you're when you're doing it,
do you try to like think of something to talk about?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Like hey, so, uh yeah, I was looking at her
in her eyes?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Did you want to see if her eyes like got
big once she saw the situation. No, no, I mean
she ain't going crazier it was. It wasn't like that, but.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'd be nervous that you were getting big.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That is, by the way, doctor's appointments at first off,
I don't think they there's no arousal at a CP
as from a How would you say she was? Oh
she was pretty young?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh she was?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
She was, you know, because usually it's like you go
in and you get a nurse that's there, or you
get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know,
ladies like.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Fifty sixty years old. She wasn't. Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is about how sturdy was that door? Which door are
we talking to the door that you said?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
They have a door? And everything?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What's going on? Kaylee?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Okay? So the way that we're talking about this like
it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can
we just talk about the fact that he's talking so
casually about his balls being she.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All over the radio wild It is real. Hopefully it's jack.
You know what I'm saying. She gave me some stuff.
I'm take you in a couple of days. This is
your report.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
It's questionable it's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Your choices are questionable.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right now. You gotta you gotta work. You gotta really
hope it is jacket.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Go get testing. There wasn't any way it could be
anything else, because.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's what she said, you're not actually So can I
tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, when I went to back in the day,
when I went to school, we used to have a
school nurse. Like, did you guys ever experience that it all?
Or I didn't have a nurse, you'd have like the
secretary or something, right, that would be the nurse. So
I remember the school nurse at Saint Michael's was my neighbor.
So when you would be sick and you would have
to go, your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse.
Long story, short, flip this around. I go to a
(05:16):
doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new
doctor that doctor Warner wanted me to go see.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It was my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And I walk in there and I go, you know,
this happened to me before. When I was a little kid.
We had a nurse that was my neighbor, and it
was the nurse that was the neighbor there to you know, yes,
take off your pants and sit up on the thing
here with this blue little thing on top of you
or whatever, or get you know, test into it and
then I don't know, Shannon, You've had this happen in
a million times too, going to get MRIs or going
(05:47):
to get any kind of tests and you have to
get into the the the it's like the worst. Somebody
should invent better clothing for patients to have to put
on that's more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Like, why is it that they don't make it?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Shows?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Shows?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, it's got the back end open. Uh, ninety day
fiance Dana, what's up, Dana?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Good morning? Oh my gosh. So you know, when I
was younger, I uh, I thought I had a hernia
and my boss was like, you better go get checked out. Man,
that doesn't sound good. So I went and I went
to like an urgent care and the doctor was female,
(06:30):
and I was I was there. Yeah, it was so,
you know, I kind of she's like, okay, well, you know,
drop your trousers, you know, and I was like, okay,
you know, and so I I pulled the A and
I was, you know, there might have been a little
(06:50):
fluff factor there, but too crazy. And then all of
a sudden she she checked me for hernia, and I
could you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like, how do you check for him? Is it? Is
it a finger in the bootox?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I was always grab.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
They take one and they lifted up, and then they
take the other one and then lift it up. And they
asked you to call and I got the second time.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I was like, by the way, what would you rather?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Would you rather have an unattractive uh doctor or an
attractive doctor?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah? You rather care if I'm going in there for
a headache? What's up, Maya? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Hi Cam. I just wanted to say, I just wanted
to say. I remember quite some time ago you were
on the air and you were saying how you went
days without taking a shower. You need to take a
change underwear.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes, and if you and if you work out, then
you have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit
and watch Thursday night football and take a shower.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, showers exactly, Brian. What's going on? It's moje in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
So I went to an urgent care because I was
having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse
and a doctor that come into the room that check
me all out. They run all these tests. Uh everything
came back negative, thankfully.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
But uh, a week later, I'm at my.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Daughter's middle school enrollment and here is the nurse that
was standing in the room that checked me out to
health enrollment.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
At the middle school.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
And I am white in the face and just want
to get out of that gymnasium as.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Fast as by the way, small world, and I'm not
talking about it. Thank you, Brian, appreciate you for calling.
Uh God, hold on a voiceles guy is l L
what's up?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So I used to work in a medical facility and
I was coding from hips pain. So one of the like, oh,
you know, just run over to the department and they'll
look at you. So I go over there and he's
like moving my leg around different things to look and
see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I
(09:27):
had like a hair book like right in the area,
like next to my head, but he didn't know what
it was. And he was like, oh, let me have
my colleague come in. And another doctor came and it
was a doctor who I had a weekly meeting with.
(09:51):
And so I have like somebody that I'm sitting there
with every week doing a meeting like an.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's interesting when they say, well, hold on, we're going
to bring somebody else in here, and then we're going
to bring somebody else in here, and it's like, how
many how many people are going to see you?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I didn't sign up for this when I caught you.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
The doctor's name, sure, doctor carry.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Doctor what doctor cherry?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Doctor cherry, doctor cherry Cherry.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh okay. It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's better than doctor Coucci because we actually know that
doctor Cuccy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You doctor Couci. Yeah, send me that number.
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