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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alright, is Mojo in the morning show. Friday was an

(00:05):
interesting day for me. Friday, I had a whole bunch
of stuff to do. I had Actually I don't know
why I do this. I booked an appointment with a
client appointment on Friday, which is a mistake because usually
Friday is I just like to get the you know,
the the weekend going. As soon as we're done, you know,
as soon as we sign off, go all right, we're done.
That's it. I'm showing and going today. Well, then we

(00:25):
went out with some friends for dinner, and then I
got to hang out with h Do you know of
a person by the name of Anna Rob I've heard
of her. Yeah, well she's okay, she's all right, She's
she know, she's a little little maintenance, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
We like her. Actually, remember I was out with you.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Believe me, I'm going to tell you something I don't remember. Actually,
I don't even remember how much money I spent.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Did you know?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I had to look at my my uh app you
know how on your phone, your Apple pay will show
up how much you spent on your credit card. I
looked at my phone. I'm like crap. Dan Gilbert should
be loving me right now with the amount of money
I spent on Drinkshi fifteen innings of baseball. So we
were there watching what was the Tigers versus the Mariners

(01:13):
two games doubleheader? It seemed like almost right, Yeah, fifteen
innings and it just kept going and going and going.
And I did something that I have done before in
the past, but I have never done it and been
able to get away with it until Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And that is I fell asleep at a bar. You've
done it, I think, haven't you. I did it at
a bar in Royal Oak. And the crazy part there
was I was standing up, Yeah, and I I took
I took a bar. No drugs involved, no fenanyl.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
You just dead. This was a nap. I took a bar. Nap.
Has anybody ever done this before?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Has anybody ever fallen asleep in an alcohol establishment? But
we were sitting in the booth. You've never been to Gillies.
It's actually a great place. It's off of Woodward. It
was named after Dan's son, who was just a wonderful guy,
and it's a cool place. He always wanted to have
his own bar, and he got his own bar. Dan

(02:13):
and Jen made sure that that happened. Well, we were
in the back corner booth, which was to the left
of the bar, sitting there with our friends. We had
Andrea and Ryan with us. We had Anna Rob with us. Chelsea,
my wife, was there with us, and Chelsea caught me.
She said, I was only dozed for a couple of seconds.
I thought I was sleep the whole time, because I

(02:34):
honestly do not remember the game ending. All I remember
is there was one moment where I open, I lift
my eyes up and I see mass exodus of people
leaving at two o'clock in the morning. Oh my god,
that's how late it was. Oh my god, it was
two o'clock in the morning. And honestly, that's all I remember.
It was unbelievable. That place was jammed. I mean people

(02:57):
were standing, There's two levels everybody's and I have never
I think I was the last person to walk out
of the place.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Cleaning. You know how much did we have to drink
that night?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't remember. I had a few, I honest can
I tell you something. I think I drank a few there,
and I drank a couple. We went to London chop
House for dinner, which shout out to London Chop House.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That place was so good.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's such a great place, Cristos and everybody that works
over there, but so so I had some but it
was you understand something. We went out at seven, six o'clock,
six thirty at night to two in the morning. That's
how long. I don't think I've been out that long.
And I did not sleep, so I was up. I
got up at three thirty in the morning. I was

(03:38):
an hour and a half shy of a twenty four
hour you know, time of being up. But I fell
asleep inside of the bar. And it's funny because do
you know that that is one of the most common
reasons why people get kicked out of early mars. Is
there any listeners that have ever been kicked out of
a bar? Call us up and tell us why you
were kicked out? Because that is actually believed or not.

(03:59):
A bunch of buddies in mine and have bars, and
a couple guys have worked before in the past as bouncers.
They've gotten kicked out for or they kicked people out
for falling asleep because they don't want somebody sleeping in
their establishment.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean, what are they gonna do? Drive home.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
They honestly, they say it's a bad look.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I get that. I guess look like they're over st
or like this place is born. I guess maybe.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, I don't know. I'll probably have passed out at
a bar in my life. I mean, you have those
moments to your point where you're out all day and
then your friends sake you out all night and a
party doesn't stop.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Get you a little quick mapping?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Can I tell you the funniest thing? So we go
to uh Gillies. We hang out there. I text Anna
because we were downtown and I said, hey, we're you know,
literally right by a year where you live, because she
lives downtown, and I said, come on out and hang
with us. She's like, I gotta I gotta get dressed,
but I'm going out for the night. She hung out
with us, she went out afterwards.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Did you say probably like four Is that normal for you? No,
it's not normal, But I was just feeling a little.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Like, where do you go it?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Nothing good happens afters Then we end up at you know,
someone's apartment, like.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know what they say?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
They say, the only thing open at three o'clock in
the morning are your legs?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You guys.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
It hits like ten eleven for me, especially on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh my I am, my bot is in bad around
my couch. It's the worst.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Anybody mess with you while you were sleeping. Crazy pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Chelse took just the in it's on our Instagram story.
But Chelse took three pictures, which was basically picture number one,
picture number two. Yeah, but you took pictures with a
few people because I saw people posting photos with you
on the street. You guys, remember that was that you
know what it was so leaving the bar, they were

(05:56):
like friends of yours, right, they were an influencer people
or no.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
They recognize me from TikTok. And then I was like,
look at my friend Mojo.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
This girl. I know she was getting recognized. I wasn't
getting recognized. My eyelids were closed, like who's that dead man?
But the funny thing was that I remember them, but
I don't remember when we took the picture. It's funny
because I was do you ever wake up from a
nap or something and you have to get up and
you have to like like even if you're late for
school or work in the morning, and you get up

(06:24):
and you don't remember how you got dressed or how
you got ready, and then it takes a couple of
minutes to kind of get going. That's kind of how
I felt. I was like, oh my god, I'm so draggy.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
For being like blackout. You acted very well, Like I
never would have known. I thought he was fine.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is a nice first time being black Listen, I'm
going to tell you something.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I think a lot of it was probably alcohol, but
I guarantee you a lot of it was just not sleeping.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
But Aaron, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Erin?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
How you doing?

Speaker 8 (06:52):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Good morning everyone, Aaron.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
We're talking about getting kicked out of a bar. Who
got kicked out?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
My fiance kicked out of a bar for throwing up?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh yeah, yeah there.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Did he throw up in the restroom or did he
throw up all over the bar?

Speaker 6 (07:11):
He ran Nope, he ran to the restroom. But the
thing is is that we weren't even drinking that long.
He had like a bad hot dop from that restaurant,
from the bar, and he threw that up and they
thought he was like obliterated, and it was like no, noah.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
By the way, I would be running out of that
place saying it was a bad hot dog. But nobody
believes that that story, right, They make you pay first.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, kick me up. What's up, Rodney?

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Hey, I got I got drunk at the bar and
I got rid out of the bar and I woke
up sitting.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
On the curb and the curve.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Really yea, And I will.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
Go up to police officer saying, hey, how you doing?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
But he was at a board.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
I thought the horse.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
My favorite?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
What do you remember what was going on that that
the cop was on a on a horse at that time?

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Like?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
What was it?

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Was there?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Like a big bar night or something?

Speaker 8 (08:15):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (08:15):
No, Virginia as Wow, that's funny the horse.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Page.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (08:28):
First time?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
What's happening?

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
I was just calling my husband. We got kicked out
of a gentleman's club because they have those little uncapped
tables that have poles on him.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Well, he got.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Damed to get up there and tried to use some
move so he tried to put his ankles above his
head like some beautiful women do, and he wasn't successful.
He literally kicked his feet off the pole and flew
across the room and landed on a table and snapped
it in half.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, but you gotta man. By the way, I don't
know what kind of tables you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
They basically have like just tables with holes in them,
Like what are the what's the holes for? You know,
to dance on the okay, dancing on the balls? They
stirred holes are usually in the wall. It's like, what
kind of strip clubb are you going to? What's up, Brian?
How you doing?

Speaker 8 (09:25):
Hey guys, we're doing okay?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Anybody? What's happening?

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
If you remember an old bar and bowling Green, Ohio,
it's called Uptown Downtown. First drink of the night was
an Irish car bomb. Uh, just got dinner? Yeah, yeah,
the car bomb went down and the car bomb came
right back up with dinner all across the bar. Threw
me out of Uptown, so we went down to Downtown.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
In the Again.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's another situation where it's like one drink in, you're
not getting sick from that drink. You're getting sick from
something else probably right.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yes, I don't even know what's in an Irish car
I will never touch one again.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
The worst is when you throw up after a night
of drinking and I will say it will never I
don't like tequila. Tequila, tequila and I don't mix. Well,
what's going on, Lacey, Hi, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
We're downtown Royal Logan. My friend actually went behind the kitchen.
Everything was closed and she like started eating like the
lettuce and the salad dressing and like the like helped
herself completely to the food in the kitchen and we
just totally got kicked out.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Now that is one way to get kicked out. Yeah,
they'll just walk right in there and just start helping yourself.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Did they had.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
First like like one in the morning.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Were they were they wondering who the hell you guys?
Were they right wade to throw you out?

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Yeah no? The security guard was super mad.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah no, Oh my god. I love that she went
for lettuce by the way, like.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
There's nothing out. She literally like pulled the plastic back
and there was just like toppings and stuff and she's
just like inhaling it. And I was like, oh my god,
what do we do?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What were go say? That exact same thing happened to
me at Harperst. Really you started eating?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I went to the back kitchen and they had like
a whole bucket of tortilla chips.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
So I just took a couple of handfuls and.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
They're like, you cannot do this, and they shoved me
out of there.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
What's up, Kristen?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (11:25):
So I was kicked out of a gay bar for
trying drag queen.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Forget the drag queen.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
I was trying to fight the drag queen.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Why.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yes, I was like one.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
Hundred and twenty five pounds just turned twenty one for
a dumb reason. My kids's dad was cheating on me
with some.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Girl, and the drag queen was trying to break.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
It up, and I didn't like that. So I was like, I'll.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Just buy both of you.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I thought maybe your kids's dad was uh cheating on
you with the drag queen.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
That's wild.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
Way.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Let me ask you a question. Did you get your
ass kicked?

Speaker 8 (12:10):
No?

Speaker 7 (12:11):
He just well, the drag queen just like picked me
up and took me outside with all my friends.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Just threw you outside. Uh, well, you know what, you
got a good story to tell, Kristen.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Yeah, definitely
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