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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Zach just
got back from taking a couple of days off. He
was moving into his new place. He talked about this,
how excited he is that he's got his first apartment
where he's living by himself. Yeah, he moved, and moving
is a very stressful thing. Who helped you move, Zach?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It was my brother in law, my sister, but mostly
my sister. So your sister, by the way, who's like
your mom. I love her. Also, if you're listening, please
call us. We aren't going to call you Andrea so
called anyway. So I'm freaking moving and moving is a bitch,
But I think I'm a bigger bitch when it comes
(00:41):
to moving. Basically, me and my sister. Uh, try to
move my bad frame into my new apartment, and the
bolts are stripped on the head frame. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Like this, So the bolts that attached the frame to
the actual red frame.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, So we have it halfway through the front door,
and I bring my sister the tools and she's stuck
on the stairs so I can't try to get the
tools either. So she's trying. We spent like twenty thirty
minutes trying to get the headboard off. Finally I'm like,
f this, I take it and I rip it and
the whole like wood is gone. But the whole time,
(01:20):
I just wanted to throw it out anyway, Like I
knew it wasn't gonna fit.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So real quick. So you were you were trying to
move your bed in bed frame. Yeah, and you were
able to move it out of your play the old
place that you were in because they had bigger doors,
and you were able to put it in a vehicle
that drove you over to the new place, yep. But
this one here, you were trying to like move the
whole bed together pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Shit, okay, And dude, it was hot as hell yesterday
and I'm sweating and I'm getting pissed off, so I
knew this sucker wasn't gonna fit. So finally I was like,
we're throwing I'm yelling at my sister. I'm like, listen,
we're not doing this. I hate this. I'm throwing this out.
I'll just buy a fifty dollars one on. You just
don't throw things out. And I'm like, no, we are,
(02:03):
We're gonna throw this out. I hate this. And finally,
after seeing her struggle with this freaking tool bit, I
was like, screw this and I've ripped it out and
the whole thing just like, so was your sister?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like was she mad at the circumstances and mad with
you for what you're doing?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
After I did that, she called me a little You're
being a little bit right now, Zach. By the way, honestly,
moving is so stressful. I don't think anybody's ever in
a good mood when I don't think and you can't.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But here's the thing, though, Zach, you can't piss off
the people that are helping you move. Like you have
to know, like, when people are helping you move, they
could ask you for anything over the course of the
time that they're moving. You better give it to them
because they're the only people that are willing to help
you move. Well, I guess when you know you have
true friends and family.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I know I kind of screwed that up too, because
after we finally moved, uh, and I finally broke it,
she said to me, after calling me a little bit,
she said, you have treated me so poorly. I'm going home.
Oh damn.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, we like squared up and I apologize by the.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Way, has anybody ever had this happen to them, because
I've seen this. I've helped friends move, and my friends
were dicks to me about don't put that there. I'm like,
I'll put it word of that if I want.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You're not even paying me, you know, like I've had
so many.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Problem is when you have a truck and everybody wants
to borrow your truck to and then you got to
help them move. Hold on, Zach's sister, Andrea is on
the phone with us right now. Andrea, you're on with
in the morning, Good morning, and the little bitch is
with us a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Listen, I have some things to clarify.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, please tell us.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
First of all, I was not yelling. I was not
being all bananas about it. I was very calmon like, Okay,
calm down, we'll figure it out. And then when I
did call him a name, I said it in the
calmest boys possible. I said, well, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
She kept her cool. Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I did.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So did you she got in the car? You got
in the car and just left then right afterwards?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Or would you?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She took my car and I was driving her car,
so I was taking back, so she just got in
my car exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I wanted to peel out of the parking lot so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
She's helping you, She's helping you do this, and why
would you do that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She's a busy mom.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, author, no, no, I have more. It's not just
the bed. Everything that remotely did not like was tricky.
I used to position the couch a certain way or whatever.
He's like, well, that's it, we need to it doesn't fit,
we need to throw it away.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It was moving for you. Yeah, yeah, listen, Andrew, I
love you. I will never do this again because next
time we're hiring movers.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, there isn't no next time.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're staying in this place forever.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And it's all good, honestly, Like I was, I said,
all right, I'm leaving you to to be poorly see you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But like I wasn't mad.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I just I was just out. Are you proud of
your brother?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Though this is his first all alone apartment that he's
ever lived in, So proud of him.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I adore him. I'm I was happy to help him
out until he became a little.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Bit I don't like him. Hold on a second, Dante,
what's up it's Mojo.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
In the morning, my sister called me up and asked
her to helped asked me to help her move. I
got in her twice. She did not pack one thing.
So then I walked around looking for someone that helped me.
So I walked all just accomplice. I falled this big
strong guy. He came over to help me. They ended
up getting married.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Wow, that's an amazing story.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I tell my nephew, it's because of me.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You're alive.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
By the way, that's like a movie. Hey, can I
can I real quick just say this to you. This
is a word of warning. And Dante just brought this up.
When you move, you gotta put your stuff in boxes.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
When you like, if you one thing, you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Can't show up at the person's house and they haven't
even done anything and they're like, yeah, here we go,
and you're like carrying plates to a card.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Wait, how did he do Andrea? Did he have his stuff?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Zach?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, I didn't have anything packed. But that was my
problem and not my sister. So why I between you
and me? I didn't. I haven't gone back to that
that place where I was living for like a whole month. Okay,
So I still had stuff there that was just laying around.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
But I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Why is it your brother in law's problem. Well, he
was just there to help me move.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Out because he did it the day before and when
Zach helped Zax fill up the U haul, but Zack
had nothing I packed. He had out the back too.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Zach, I'm kind of just like, all right, let's get
this done. And then we got it done. Well.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Andrea, you're a great sister again, proving that Zach's lucky
to have his sister.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Andrea.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
True, don't you think he owes me some dinner?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think, so hell out of here?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Do you want him to cook it in his new
apartment or do you want to you know.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I do not. All Right, we'll talk to you later, Andrea, alright,
all right, we'll see you later. All right, What a
great sister she has.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You don't like that?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
What's what's up? Jordan High?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
He definitely owes her there because it wasn't yesterday the hottest,
great time.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I mean, now that one fa
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Zach just
got back from taking a couple of days off. He
was moving into his new place. He talked about this,
how excited he is that he's got his first apartment
where he's living by himself. Yeah, he moved, and moving
is a very stressful thing. Who helped you move, Zach?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It was my brother in law, my sister, but mostly
my sister. So your sister, by the way, who's like
your mom. I love her. Also, if you're listening, please
call us. We aren't going to call you Andrea so
called anyway. So I'm freaking moving and moving is a bitch,
But I think I'm a bigger bitch when it comes
(00:41):
to moving. Basically, me and my sister. Uh, try to
move my bad frame into my new apartment, and the
bolts are stripped on the head frame. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Like this, So the bolts that attached the frame to
the actual red frame.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, So we have it halfway through the front door,
and I bring my sister the tools and she's stuck
on the stairs so I can't try to get the
tools either. So she's trying. We spent like twenty thirty
minutes trying to get the headboard off. Finally I'm like,
f this, I take it and I rip it and
the whole like wood is gone. But the whole time,
(01:20):
I just wanted to throw it out anyway, Like I
knew it wasn't gonna fit.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So real quick. So you were you were trying to
move your bed in bed frame. Yeah, and you were
able to move it out of your play the old
place that you were in because they had bigger doors,
and you were able to put it in a vehicle
that drove you over to the new place, yep. But
this one here, you were trying to like move the
whole bed together pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Shit, okay, And dude, it was hot as hell yesterday
and I'm sweating and I'm getting pissed off, so I
knew this sucker wasn't gonna fit. So finally I was like,
we're throwing I'm yelling at my sister. I'm like, listen,
we're not doing this. I hate this. I'm throwing this out.
I'll just buy a fifty dollars one on. You just
don't throw things out. And I'm like, no, we are,
(02:03):
We're gonna throw this out. I hate this. And finally,
after seeing her struggle with this freaking tool bit, I
was like, screw this and I've ripped it out and
the whole thing just like, so was your sister?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like was she mad at the circumstances and mad with
you for what you're doing?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
After I did that, she called me a little You're
being a little bit right now, Zach. By the way, honestly,
moving is so stressful. I don't think anybody's ever in
a good mood when I don't think and you can't.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But here's the thing, though, Zach, you can't piss off
the people that are helping you move. Like you have
to know, like, when people are helping you move, they
could ask you for anything over the course of the
time that they're moving. You better give it to them
because they're the only people that are willing to help
you move. Well, I guess when you know you have
true friends and family.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I know I kind of screwed that up too, because
after we finally moved, uh, and I finally broke it,
she said to me, after calling me a little bit,
she said, you have treated me so poorly. I'm going home.
Oh damn.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, we like squared up and I apologize by the.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Way, has anybody ever had this happen to them, because
I've seen this. I've helped friends move, and my friends
were dicks to me about don't put that there. I'm like,
I'll put it word of that if I want.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You're not even paying me, you know, like I've had
so many.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Problem is when you have a truck and everybody wants
to borrow your truck to and then you got to
help them move. Hold on, Zach's sister, Andrea is on
the phone with us right now. Andrea, you're on with
in the morning, Good morning, and the little bitch is
with us a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Listen, I have some things to clarify.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, please tell us.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
First of all, I was not yelling. I was not
being all bananas about it. I was very calmon like, Okay,
calm down, we'll figure it out. And then when I
did call him a name, I said it in the
calmest boys possible. I said, well, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
She kept her cool. Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I did.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So did you she got in the car? You got
in the car and just left then right afterwards?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Or would you?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She took my car and I was driving her car,
so I was taking back, so she just got in
my car exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I wanted to peel out of the parking lot so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
She's helping you, She's helping you do this, and why
would you do that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She's a busy mom.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, author, no, no, I have more. It's not just
the bed. Everything that remotely did not like was tricky.
I used to position the couch a certain way or whatever.
He's like, well, that's it, we need to it doesn't fit,
we need to throw it away.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It was moving for you. Yeah, yeah, listen, Andrew, I
love you. I will never do this again because next
time we're hiring movers.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, there isn't no next time.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're staying in this place forever.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And it's all good, honestly, Like I was, I said,
all right, I'm leaving you to to be poorly see you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But like I wasn't mad.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I just I was just out. Are you proud of
your brother?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Though this is his first all alone apartment that he's
ever lived in, So proud of him.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I adore him. I'm I was happy to help him
out until he became a little.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Bit I don't like him. Hold on a second, Dante,
what's up it's Mojo.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
In the morning, my sister called me up and asked
her to helped asked me to help her move. I
got in her twice. She did not pack one thing.
So then I walked around looking for someone that helped me.
So I walked all just accomplice. I falled this big
strong guy. He came over to help me. They ended
up getting married.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Wow, that's an amazing story.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I tell my nephew, it's because of me.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You're alive.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
By the way, that's like a movie. Hey, can I
can I real quick just say this to you. This
is a word of warning. And Dante just brought this up.
When you move, you gotta put your stuff in boxes.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
When you like, if you one thing, you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Can't show up at the person's house and they haven't
even done anything and they're like, yeah, here we go,
and you're like carrying plates to a card.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Wait, how did he do Andrea? Did he have his stuff?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Zach?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, I didn't have anything packed. But that was my
problem and not my sister. So why I between you
and me? I didn't. I haven't gone back to that
that place where I was living for like a whole month. Okay,
So I still had stuff there that was just laying around.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
But I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Why is it your brother in law's problem. Well, he
was just there to help me move.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Out because he did it the day before and when
Zach helped Zax fill up the U haul, but Zack
had nothing I packed. He had out the back too.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Zach, I'm kind of just like, all right, let's get
this done. And then we got it done. Well.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Andrea, you're a great sister again, proving that Zach's lucky
to have his sister.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Andrea.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
True, don't you think he owes me some dinner?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think, so hell out of here?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Do you want him to cook it in his new
apartment or do you want to you know.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I do not. All Right, we'll talk to you later, Andrea, alright,
all right, we'll see you later. All right, What a
great sister she has.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You don't like that?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
What's what's up? Jordan High?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
He definitely owes her there because it wasn't yesterday the hottest,
great time.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I mean, now that one fa
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