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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There was a thing that was trending on Reddit that
I love, and it was what is the biggest red
flag that you ignored because they were hot? And some
of the responses on this thing were priceless. I brought
this up with a group of buddies and I asked
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some of the guys that are still kind of out
there dating either there, you know, been divorced, or they've
never found anybody. And one of the guys said, the
biggest red flag that he ever completely looked past just
because the.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Girl was hot, was that she was a.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Big time smoker, like smoked like a chimney, and she
would non stop smoke and smell like smoke. But she
was so smoking hot and had a body that just
would not stop. And yet every time that he would
kiss her, and he would try to avoid kissing her,
it would get disgusting.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But he said, she was.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So hot and she had the greatest body, and he
said he's never seen anybody with a body that was
as good as hers. But it was that he looked
past it because you know, she uh, she had this
rock hard body.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I could not do that, by the way. That was me,
you smoked, Oh I did? I am so again smoking?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And I was like, I would never ever in a
millionaire state a guy who smoked. And I dated a
guy who smoked.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Could you taste it every time you kissed it?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I really couldn't not Maybe I just got but he
smoked Parliament lights.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'll never forget it. Amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And he he would never.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Do it in the like in my house. He wouldways
go outside.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
On the deck and if we were in the car,
I don't know how he like he never really smelled
like smoke, but he was definitely a smoker.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It amazes me sometimes when I see people that are
smokers and they don't smell like smokers. I would assume
that they would taste like a smoke. That's the thing
that you hear all the time. It's like kissing the ashtra.
How do you get that taste?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Audio moment, Yeah, all of my friends were like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The other couple of examples that are good ones on
here that are people that just wrote in to Reddit
that I thought were really good was She was so beautiful,
maybe the most gorgeous girl that I have ever dated.
But she did not have custody of her kids, which
I thought was a big red flag that to me
would be interesting because you want it doesn't matter unless
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you like dating them for real. But when a woman
does that custody of their kids, especially in state of Michigan.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
But that's what I'm saying, if you not dating them,
to try to marry him or like fall in love
and it's be your forever person, And why does it
matter you're not trying to see the kid?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Is no way you're okay, You're just you're just in
it for.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
What are you doing. I'm gonna get you one out.
I had a girl dog. She was so cold, I'm
talking about cold, and she could do all the things.
Her hands used to be dirty though, like her like
her fingertips IBB telling you like she was doing push.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Ups all side like her tip was she doing that?
She had?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
We worked in the same place and we wanted doing
hard labor. I don't know what she was doing with
she clocked out. But her fingertips used to be like dirty.
And then it was like her teeth. I never seen
people like just darker teeth like her teeth. It was like,
I don't know, she was like rolling bloods all the time.
And smoking. I don't know what was going on, but
she was so cold. I had to spend some time
with her.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I will tell you that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I if, if, if there was somebody that was so
go like so hot, like absolutely beautiful, and had bad teeth,
I couldn't do it. No teeth is a deal breaker
for show. But that and I'm not talking like crooked teeth.
I'm talking like bad teeth, like bad, like dirty teeth,
like yellow in like ginger vitis like I'm talking about
like bad stuff like like there's a difference between they
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never had braces and there's difference between they never brushed
their teeth.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I don't know how you live a life without brushing
the teeth. I just don't know where it's crazy. Here's
another one too. You ready for this one?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And again this is the the reddit thread which I
want to make into a topic radio topic is what's
the biggest red flag that you ignored because they were hot?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
This one's a big one.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
They didn't have a driver's license because they had four
d UIs. Would you have a would you have a
problem that you have to be the one that's driving
all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yes, But it's not even that to me, it's you
didn't learn your lesson the first time, yeah, the second time?
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I see that one out of all the ones, though,
is the least of one you can tolerate? Yeah, because
I mean I can drive, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
All it depends on the watch, Like why are you
with this person? It's down for a good time? Then right,
jump in, buckle up. But they don't have dirty fingernails.
They you know, have okay you know.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Smoke.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah that I said this before, and people have looked
at me crazy. But if your second toe is longer
than your big toe, that really I can't look at
your foot.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's just not supposed to be like that. So if
the girl looked like, uh, could you like girls at
are thick? She was this gorgeous thick, you know, beautiful girl,
and she had a big toe.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The only thing on her.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Was a big toe that was on both foot, both feet,
that was bigger the was it the second bigger than
the I.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Don't know what it is, bro, It's just it just
looked like it's something wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yea discussed it any longer?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
D Hi, What was the biggest red flag that you
looked past because they were hot.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Al so I was. I was talking to this girl
and she was she was so fine, she was so bad.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
And then we went out to her house. She had
absolutely no furniture.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
SPA.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Did she just move in there or she just didn't
have furniture, Like, no furniture at all, She.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Just didn't have furniture. She's been there, did not have
no teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I could look past that except for where are you
guys gonna at her house?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Hook up? Like? Where was she sleeping?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
To be honest, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I think she was a fight air mattress or air mattresses.
You could look past that because that was you. That
was me.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So true when Chelsea and I got together, d all
I had was a love seat and a Walmart TV
table like a you know table just to put your
TV on top of. And I had the old style
TV with the big old back on the thing that
that was the TV that was there.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But no, no, no, I had a new PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
So if a girl let you enough, she had put
up with all of it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, Chelsea did telling you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
The funniest was Chelsea and I used to have to
we used to have to fall around on the floor.
See I would at least lay a sheet down. What's
going on, NICKI? Actually, NICKI hold on, stay there for
a second. I gotta tell the story. This is a
great one. So I had a you know when little
kids a bed. It's a single bed. It's like the
just the matt It's like the single bed. It just
fits one person, and it's the mattress with the box spring,
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and it's on just a frame and if you get
too close to the front or too close to the back,
it pops a wheelie. So Chelsea and I are on that,
We're on that bed, and we were just kind of
like kissing and doing stuff. Went on the bed and
the thing pops away. That's that was love. By the way,
what's going on, Nikki high Hi, first time, long time
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on the phone. What's the biggest red flag that you
overlooked because they were hot?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So it was the duy thing.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I dated a guy who had three d uy's.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
But he still drove and still drives to this day.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm always like.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What are you doing with your life?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Did you not learn?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
But I also had a comment, I'm Kevin in the
second toe thing. My toe is my second toes longer
than Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I'm sorry, I know it's it's an ick for me too.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I don't like looking at it, but it's I can't help.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's just, you know, what I want.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I want to see Kevin look at a girl that
he thinks is really because when I know Kevin likes
a girl, is he does, it's thick, he doesn't nothing.
I'm not only about the thinking, as though he gets
all excited and all that stuff, but then I want
him to go and look down at her toes and go.
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Tiffany is on with us right now? What's the biggest
red flag that you looked past because they were hot?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Okay? So I'm on the receiving end of this actually,
and it makes me really sad because you guys are
correct about the teeth I had, Okay, teeth. My teeth
were beautiful and white, but they were just super spaced out.
So I got veneers, and now my veneers are jacked
and the color match is insanely off, is awful, and
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there's nothing that you can do to whiten them. I brush,
I fluss, I do All the things are veneers?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What what what color do they turn.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
They just turned like overtime. Now it spent ten years.
And I don't know if you notice this with people
of veneers, but they kind of get like a grayish
and with like a like kind of like a yellow undertone, and.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's like a battery.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
And I have not seen anybody with good veneers.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Really, I think veneers are I know.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Then maybe I do maybe if they're good, I don't
realize their veneers. But anybody who I know has gotten
veneers ten out of ten looks bad.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I look the same, I see. I see. Then you
haven't had veniers.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Done by uh doctor Depila does veneers. The guy that
I go to as a dentist, and the guy does
he's hidden.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And made masterpieces.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Maybe I've seen his work and I don't even realize veneers,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I've seen that what is his.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Name, doctor Dapilla Pillar? Yeah, yeah, he's the piston stuff.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I have been searching for another doctor and they kind
of they kind of don't like touch the other guy's work.
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I can also talk to in doctor Reynolds's I know,
does orthodonic work, but I don't know if he he
can fix for ears but I can ask him about
it too, for you, Timmy, if you want to.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, it would just be amazing because I really feel
super insecure when I'm talking. People look directly at them,
and it's just one of those things I kind of
wish I would have just left alone at this point, because.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You're gonna be Okay, everybody's got something they want to
work on, but I'm going to tell you you think
it's worse than everybody else does. But let's let's try
to get you some help and see what we can
do for you.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Okay, all right, be all, thanks Mojo.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
All right, what's up to Kathy? Hi?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Kathy, good morning, first time caller, Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What's going on? Kathy?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Well? I read years ago that if your second toe
is larger than your first toe, it means you're extremely intelligent.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Really, okay, imagine Kevin looking for that. That's unforsu.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
keV is not looking for that, So anytime I meet
to give him a cross and I'm knocking right out,
But just.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Tell him the second If the second toe is smaller,
she's pretty dumb. I guess that's most America. Thank you, Jay,
And how are your toes shorter. Ken, what's going on? Hi? Ken? Hey?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
This is Ken with jelly roll? That's how are you
doing there? Ken? I love that contest. I begging for
a better contest.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Can we please have for keV a big.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Girl contest with second long toes and have him judge
for for something? Absolutely this idea? Sign me up. Yes,
we're going to get this contest rolling here. Okay, that's
a good let's know.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
For the toe, let's let's use for the toe, and
let's get a cosmetic surgeon that will take off part
of your toe for you?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Is it? Milka? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Hi? Well? I actually have a red flag that's not
directed towards another person that I dated. It's actually directed
towards me because I like, I'm so like bid and
like really good looking. A lot of people tend to
ignore that I have diagnosed bipolar disorder and I'm not medicated.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
For Oh oh okay that okay. So let me ask
you this. This is actually an interesting question that would
be an interesting one to say. If you found out
that they were medicated for bipolar, would you have an
issue dating them?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yes you would, but they're medicated they're taking care of it.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
If they're medicated, they're consistent on a medication for show
family members as not and that's not a good time. Okay,
you'll know who you dealing with because I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I will tell you this that there's a lot of
people that are bipolar that don't realize they're bipolar. And
I think there's a lot of people that are by
bipolar know they're bipolar and they take care of it.
But if you found out about that, would that change
your feeling on stuff? Like would that make or if
you found out that that person hit some kind of
a drug past, Like if you found out they had
a drug past, would you look past that?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I want to know what, lady on the phone, why
are you not taking your medication?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Taking my medication because it's very hard to actually find
one that works for you, and like the side effects
are actually horrible, Like you can even like fall asleep
while you're in the wheel because there's such a strong medication.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But what but what happens to you when you're not
when you're not taking your medication, is it worse than
when you're taking it?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
So when I'm taking my medication. It feels kind of
like you're in a dream. It feels like you're not real.
And then when I am not taking my medication, it's
kind of just like really intense mood to it. Like
if I get angry, it will be like intense rage.
If I get dad, it will be like I just
feel like I'm devastated, just crying. I think I would
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and really strong.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh, I hope you keep searching for something that works
for you. Yeah, you got to find a doctor that
can help you. I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
This, though, I would look at what the worst of
the two is, and the worst of the two would
probably be the thing that I wouldn't do, you know
what I mean, Like if.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, that's why I'm not on the medication because I
have kids. One time I started my new medication, I
don't know if I could send this in the area.
It was like railer and it just cost me to
almost fall asleep on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And well, then here's the deal. But you made need
to be medicated and just not drive. I know that
that might be tough for you to do for a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's actually really hard because my job is.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Uber Okay, But but here's the here's the situation.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You got to make sure that you're good though, you know,
sound wise, for your kids, God forbid, something happened where
you can't take care of them. But I this is
Can I be honest with you, This is way past
my DJK grade. So thank you for the call, and
I appreciate.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
It, of course a day
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Sometimes sometimes we get we delve into stuff and I'm like, oh,
I should have stopped it earlier.