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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mojo.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Think right, God, let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You're a dode ahead. We already it is Mojo in
the Morning show. Uh, please promise me this next topic
is going to be clean? Is my topic? Yeah, that's
why you're looking at me. Okay, Kevin is now a spitter.
I just want you to know that. Listen.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I guess you're right. And I didn't know this about myself.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
You have those situations where you're in close proximity to people,
and I didn't think that when I talked I spit.
But I've been in situations where I've been to spitted on.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
And I've also been in situation spit meaning somebody spit
on you. Yeah, I've been showers of saliva from certain
people that.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Just today here in the studio Mojo does if he's eating.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, I spit. I spit sometimes, Like you know my
shood that I'm eating, I've never seen it. I have
to I have to wear or have one of those
flexiglass things, those stupid things that he used to have
during COVID Concho's like we had Sea World.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, it gets splashed exactly. But I had a friend
over and we were watching the movie. We're chilling on
the couch. She's laying on my lap, head in my lap.
We're just sitting there and I don't know if I
talked about the movie or if I was talking to her,
but I've been down to have eye contact while I'm speaking,
and I present a shower and I can see it
as the flim releases from my lips. Let me use

(01:42):
because it wasn't like a thick like you know, coagulated substance.
It was like a shower like it sprits. Yeah, and
it went all over her face. And it's nothing that
she could do it this way, but she hit me
like the home alone Kevin on both sides of her face.
But she did it like covering her eyes and her
face and she just like wipes it away.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
At that point, its like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Do you do? Like, I can't apologize. That's all you
can do. That's literally the only thing you can do.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
So I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you know
I'm supposed to wash her face.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
See, I always feel like if I do, uh, spit
on somebody, which I've done this before, Like I've had
it where I've had conversations with people and spin on them.
I almost feel like I need to wipe it off.
Unless it's a woman and it lands on her chest,
I'm not going to touch you, but I feel like
I do need to like do something like either no,
like I feel like, well, if it's on their shoulder
or something like that, I'm like, oh god, on a second, like,

(02:33):
have you ever had that that happened where you spit
on the person other than this girl, like where it
literally lands on them, just like your random talk.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I've never done that.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I've had people like if you go to a company
party or you go to an event and they got
like the little small plates that you walk around and
people are talking, I've had conversations with people who spit
when they talk and spinning on your food at that
I'm throwing I'm no longer.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Here's here's a question for you. If you spin on
somebody and they didn't recognize it or didn't didn't notice it,
do you say something like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I'm that type of person. I'm that type of person.
I was like oh my, I'm so sorry. But see
if they don't recognize and I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Just happened to me. So I was getting an eyelash lift.
If you're a girl, you probably know what it is.
So I'm laying down and the person's the tech is
above me doing it and she spit on my face
and she did address it. She said, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry, and then she wiped it off.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, but it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah. Eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six
six five sixty five four eight. Have you ever been
the spitter or the spit e and what do you do?
Do you acknowledge it or do you you know, do
you try to just let it go? The worst is
when you don't acknowledge it and the people then all
of a sudden go all right, well thanks so much,
and they put.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Person I will.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I've been in situations where I've been extreme in my
reactions where someone has spit and I'd be like.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Ooh, got me.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Swear.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm like, it's just one of those moments.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
You'll be like, Okay, you need to know because I'm
trying to look out for the next person in there.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Sometimes it spits.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
And it didn't hit my face, or and trying to
gauge the distance, like they fall off before it hit
my head.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Have you guys ever talked to somebody that has the
spitballs always in the corner of their mouth and I'm
looking at them going stay in place, Yeah, because if
that goes out, you're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That is, by the way, a passionate person or a
dehydrated person usually like they're so passionate that they got
foaming at the mouth a little bit. I've actually offered
a napkin to a friend that was like that, so
wipe their mouth. Yeah. They had like I'm like, man,
you got something going on there? What's up, April High?
How are you doing?

Speaker 9 (04:44):
Hey, how are you guys this morning?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
We're great? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (04:49):
So?

Speaker 11 (04:49):
I was gonna say, you gotta be a little nice
when that happened, because it happens to everybody, and you
don't want to embarrass people.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, no, you, And honestly, it does happen to everybody.
But do you acknowledge it like it or with the
person that spit on you?

Speaker 12 (05:05):
Yes, I just start laughing.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, so you're at least a good sport about the
whole thing.

Speaker 13 (05:10):
That, yeah, because I would be embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, that's your nice person, April, and I probably should
hang out with you more often. Most of the people
that I know are like Kevin. They'd be like, Ooh,
what's going on, what's up, Laurie? How you doing good?

Speaker 14 (05:24):
How are you?

Speaker 15 (05:25):
First time ever?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Nothing?

Speaker 16 (05:32):
I listen to you guys every morning, And I just thought.

Speaker 17 (05:35):
My brother, like fifteen years ago, was at work and
he was coughing, and literally he said, the biggest.

Speaker 18 (05:44):
Scuber, biggest thing came in between.

Speaker 11 (05:47):
This hand.

Speaker 19 (05:50):
Hit his secretary Wright in her here.

Speaker 20 (05:54):
Say nothing.

Speaker 21 (05:55):
She didn't say nothing, but he said it was the
awkwardest moment ever.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
The worst is when you goober somebody.

Speaker 22 (06:02):
That's gotta be the worst, absolutely the worst.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, that is bad. That is bad when you get
it on them. The other if it lands on their
face is the worst, like it lands on or any
part of their actual skin. But the bey on their
plate of food is like keV said, that's a that's
a deal breaker right there to the trash that is
not my food anymore. This girl that you had laying

(06:27):
on your lap, was this the first time dater or
somebody before.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Okay, so never spit on her before. So she was okay.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
See I knew that.

Speaker 23 (06:36):
You promise I'm gonna lose weight. Exercise every day. This
is the year to go on and diet and stick
to it.

Speaker 10 (06:43):
Wait is that ice cream?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Could I have something? Happy New Year from Mojo in
the Morning.

Speaker 23 (06:52):
It's time for more Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It is Mojo in the Morning show.

Speaker 24 (06:58):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Friday was an interesting day for me. Friday, I had
a whole bunch of stuff to do. I had actually
I don't know why I do this. I booked an
appointment with a client appointment on Friday, which is a
mistake because usually Fridays I just like to get the
you know, the the weekend going. As soon as we're done,
you know, as soon as we sign off, go all right,
we're done. That's it. I'm showing and going today. Well,

(07:20):
then we went out with some friends for dinner, and
then I got to hang out with Do you know
of a person by the name of Anna Rob I've
heard of her. Yeah, Well she's okay, she's all right,
she's she know, she's a little.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Little maintenance, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
We like her. Actually remember I was out with you.
Believe me, I'm going to tell you something I don't remember. Actually,
I don't even remember how much money I spent. Did
you know?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I had to look at my.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
App? You know how on your phone, your Apple pay
will show up how much you spent on your credit card.
I looked at my phone. I'm like, holy crap, Dan
Gilbert should be loving me right now with the amount
of money I spent on drink Fifteen innings of baseball.
So we were there watching what was the Tigers versus
the Mariners two games doubleheader? It seemed like almost right, yeh,

(08:12):
fifteen innings and it just kept going and going and going.
And I did something that I have done before in
the past, but I have never done it and been
able to get away with it until Friday. And that
is I fell asleep at a bar. You've done it,
I think, haven't you.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
I did it at a bar in Royal Oak. And
the crazy part there was I was standing.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Up, yeah, and I took I took bar drugs involved,
no fenanyl, You're just dead. This was a nap. I
took a bar nap. Has anybody ever done this before?
Has anybody ever fallen asleep in an alcohol establishment. But
we were sitting in the booth. You've never been to Gillies.

(08:57):
It's actually a great place. It's off of Woodward. It
was named after Dan's son, who was just a wonderful guy,
and it's a cool place. He always wanted to have
his own bar, and he got his own bar. Dan
and Jen made sure that that happened. Well. We were
in the back corner booth, which was to the left
of the bar, sitting there with our friends. We had

(09:18):
Andrea and Ryan with us. We had Anna Rob with us. Chelsea,
my wife, was there with us, and Chelsea caught me.
She said, I was only dozed for a couple of seconds.
I thought I was sleep the whole time, because I
honestly do not remember the game ending. All I remember
is there was one moment where I open, I lift
my eyes up and I see mass exodus of people

(09:40):
leaving at two o'clock in the morning. Oh my god,
that's how late it was. Oh my god, it was
two o'clock in the morning. And honestly, that's all I remember.
It was unbelievable. That place was jammed. I mean people
were standing there's two levels everybody's and I have never
I think I was the last person to walk out
of the place cleaning.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
You know how much did we have to drink that night?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't remember. I had a few, I honest, Can
I tell you something. I think I drank a few there,
and I drank a couple. We went to London chop
House for dinner, which shout out to London Chophouse. That
place was so good. It's such a great place Cristos
and everybody that works over there, but so so. I
had some, but it was you understand something. We went
out at seven, six o'clock, six thirty at night to

(10:26):
two in the morning. That's how long. I don't think
I've been out that long. And I did not sleep,
so I was up. I got up at three thirty
in the morning. I was an hour and a half
shy of a twenty four hour you know, time of
being up. But I fell asleep inside of the bar.
And it's funny, because do you know that that is
one of the most common reasons why people get kicked
out of early mars.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Is there any listeners that have ever been kicked out
of a bar?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Call us up and tell us why you were kicked
out because that is actually, believe it or not. A
bunch of buddies of mine have bars, and a couple
guys have worked before in the past as a bouncer
they've gotten kicked out for or they kick people out
for falling asleep because they don't want somebody sleeping in
their establishment.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I mean, what are they gonna do? Drive home?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
They honestly they say it's a bad look. I mean,
I get that.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
I guess you looks out like they're overst or like
this place is born. I guess maybe, yeah, I don't know.
I'll probably have passed out at a bar in my life.
I mean, you have those moments to your point where
you're out all day and then your friends take you
out all night and the party doesn't stop.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Get you a little quick mapping, can I tell you
the funniest thing? So we go to uh Gillies. We
hang out there. I text Anna because we were downtown
and I said, hey, we're you know, literally right by
year where you live, because she lives downtown, and I said,
come on out and hang with us. She's like, I
gotta I gotta get dressed, but I'm going out for
the night. She hung out with us, she went out afterwards.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
How did you say?

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Probably like four?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Is that normal for you?

Speaker 7 (11:59):
No, it's not normal. But I was just feeling a little.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Like where do you go?

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Nothing good happens afters Then we end up at you know,
someone's apartment, like.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know what they say? They say, the only thing
open at three o'clock in the morning are your legs.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
They say, you guys, it hits like ten eleven for me,
especially on a Friday.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh my I am, my boy is in bad around
my couch.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's the worst. Did anybody mess with you while you
were sleeping? Crazy pictures? Or Chelse took just the in
it's on our Instagram story. But ChEls took three pictures,
which was basically picture number one, picture number two.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Yeah, but you took pictures with a few people because
I saw people posting photos with you on the street.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You don't remember that was? Who was that? You know what?
It was? So leaving the bar, they were like friends
of yours, right, they were influencer people or no.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
They recognized me from TikTok And then I was like,
look at my.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Friend Mojo, this girl I know she was getting recognized.
I wasn't getting recognized. My eyelids were closed, like he's
that dead man. But the funny thing was that I
remember them, but I don't remember when we took the picture.
It's funny because I was did you ever wake up
from a nap or something and you have to get
up and you have to, like, like even if you're
late for school or work in the morning, and you

(13:19):
get up and you don't remember how you got dressed
or how you got ready, and then it takes a
couple of minutes to kind of get going.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
That's kind of how I felt.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
I was like, oh my god, I'm so draggy for
being like blackout. You acted very well like I never
would have known. I thought he was fine.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
This is a nice first time being black Listen. I'm
going to tell you something. I think a lot of
it was probably alcohol, but I guarantee you a lot
of it was just not sleeping. But Aaron, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (13:46):
Erin?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 17 (13:48):
Good morning everyone, Aaron.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
We're talking about getting kicked out of a bar. Who
got kicked out?

Speaker 17 (13:54):
My fiance got kicked out of a bar for throwing up?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh yeah, get yeah. They don't want you in there.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Did he throw up in the restroom or did he
throw up all over the bar?

Speaker 19 (14:06):
He ran Nope, he ran to the restroom.

Speaker 17 (14:09):
But the thing is is that we weren't even drinking
that long. He had like a bad hot dop from
that restaurant, from the bar, and he threw that up
and they thought he was like obliterated.

Speaker 25 (14:19):
And it was like no, noah.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, I would be running
out of that place saying it was a bad hot dog.
But nobody believes that that story, right, They make you
pay first. Yeah, kick me up. What's up? Rodney?

Speaker 26 (14:32):
Hey, I got I got drunk at the bar and
I carrid out of the bar and I woke up
sitting on.

Speaker 27 (14:43):
The curves and the curb really yeah, And.

Speaker 28 (14:47):
I woke up to police officer saying, hey, how you doing?

Speaker 27 (14:50):
But he was on the board.

Speaker 28 (14:51):
I thought, the horse.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Come on, my favorite.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
What do you remember what was going on that that
the cop was on a on a horse at that time?
Like what was was there like a big bar night
or something?

Speaker 28 (15:11):
Oh no, in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh my god, wow, that's funny. The horse page. What's
going on?

Speaker 23 (15:23):
Hi?

Speaker 20 (15:23):
First time?

Speaker 8 (15:24):
Long time?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
What's happening?

Speaker 19 (15:29):
Hey, I was just calling my husband. We got kicked
out of a gentleman's club because they have those little
uncapped tables that have poles on them. Well, he got
damed to get up there and tried to use some
moved so he tried to put his ankles above his
head like some beautiful women do, and he wasn't successful.
He literally kicked his feet off the pole and flew

(15:50):
across the room and landed on a table and snapped.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
It in half.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh man, I don't know what kind of tables you're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
They basically have like just tables with holes in them, Like,
what are the what's the holes for? You?

Speaker 29 (16:06):
Knowing to dance on the okay?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Dancing on the polls? They stood.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Holes are usually in the wall.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's like, what kind of strip clubb are you going to?
What's up, Brian? How you doing?

Speaker 30 (16:21):
Hey guys, we're doing okay?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Anybody what's happening?

Speaker 31 (16:24):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 30 (16:26):
If you remember an old bar and bowling Green, Ohio,
it's called Uptown Downtown. First drink of the night was
an Irish car bomb h dinner. Yeah, the car bomb
went down and the car bomb came right back up
with dinner all across the bar. Threw me out of uptown,

(16:46):
so we went down to downtown.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
In the Again, it's another situation where it's like one
drink in, You're not getting sick from that drink. You're
getting sick from something else, probably right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 30 (16:58):
Don't even know what's in an Irish carbub. I will
never touch one again.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
The worst is when you throw up after a night
of drinking, and I will say it will never. I
don't like tequila. Tequila, tequila and I don't mix. Well,
what's going on, Lacey, Hi, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 20 (17:19):
We're downtown Royal Loagan. My friend actually went behind the kitchen.
Everything was closed and she like started eating like the
lettuce and the salad dressing and like the like helped
herself completely to the food in the kitchen and we
just totally.

Speaker 32 (17:33):
Got kicked out.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Now, that is one way to get kicked out. Yeah,
they would just walk right in there and just start
helping yourself.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Did they had.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
First like like one in the morning, were they.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Were they wondering who the hell you guys? Were they
right wade to throw you out?

Speaker 20 (17:46):
Oh yeah no. The security guard was super mad.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, no, oh my god, I love that she went
for lettuce by the way, like there's nothing out.

Speaker 21 (17:55):
She literally like pulled the plastic back and there was
just like toppings and stuff, and she's just like inhale,
and I was like, oh my god, what do we do?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
What were to say?

Speaker 7 (18:04):
That exact same thing happened to me at Harperst.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Really you started eating?

Speaker 21 (18:08):
I went to the back kitchen and they had like
a whole bucket of tortilla chips.

Speaker 7 (18:11):
So I just took a couple of handfuls and they're.

Speaker 21 (18:12):
Like, you cannot do this, and they shoved me out
of there.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
What's out, Kristen?

Speaker 19 (18:19):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Hi?

Speaker 33 (18:20):
So I was kick out of a gay bar for
trying drag queen with the drag queen, I was trying
to fight the drag queen. Why I was like one
hundred and twenty five pounds just turned twenty one for
a dumb reason. My kids's dad was cheating on me

(18:44):
with some girl, and the drag queen was trying to
break it up, and I didn't like that.

Speaker 18 (18:49):
So I was like, I'll.

Speaker 16 (18:50):
Just buy both of you.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's funny. I thought maybe your kids's dad was cheating
on you with the drag queen. That's wild.

Speaker 32 (19:00):
So you end up getting way.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let me ask you a question. Did you get your
ass kicked?

Speaker 31 (19:06):
No?

Speaker 7 (19:06):
He just well the.

Speaker 33 (19:08):
Drag queen just like picked me up and took me
outside with all my friends.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Just three outside. Uh, well, yeah, you know what, you
got a good story to tell. Kristin there you go.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I know.

Speaker 34 (19:26):
In the world.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I told you this is Mojo in the morning. All right,
it is Mojo in the morning. So we went out
for my birthday and uh, it was actually a lot
of fun. I love Chelsea, got a group of friends
together and it was a really good time. This was
something that kind of came up. And I want to
bring this up and I want to ask you guys
to tell me what is the superficial prerequisite that you

(19:51):
have for a significant other? And I'll explain with this
story and you'll get an idea and then call us
up and give me yours to add to this. So
we're out with a group of couples and at one
point the.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Group of people walked in.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Other couples walked into the bar that we were in,
and there were some wives and there were some husbands
or boyfriends and girlfriends. I don't know what they were
and they walked in and one of the wives said,
and I don't think she well, maybe she did understand
what she was saying, but she said, I could never
date a guy with a belly. That was her thing

(20:29):
that she said. She looks great, she's beautiful, and her
husband has no belly. Her husband has abs. So she's like,
I could never date a guy with a belly. If
my husband or boyfriend had a belly, I would you
have him work out or whatever? The deal was? Is
what I heard. I was kind of drunk at the time,
but I did hear this because I don't know if
you guys know this. I'm a guy with the belly.

(20:53):
So as this is being said, As this is being said,
I'm going my stomach passed the potato chips.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
I don't want anything.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I think I just decided.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
So I'm sitting here listening to and the thing was, yeah,
I can't have a belly, doesn't cannot date a guy
never you know, don't. I don't want to have you know,
flab or abs or you know, flabby abs. I want
to make sure that it has a belly. And I'm
thinking to myself, I wonder how my wife's going to
react to that, and my wife actually did the thing
that made me feel really good.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
She goes, well, Tom's got a belly, and.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Now I hope she doesn't like say anything, and so
she's like and I'm and I'm good with it, whatever
the deal is. And I sat there and I thought
to myself, I'm like, going, oh, that's interesting. Would you like,
could you you say that in your head?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Well, this one was said out loud. Would you say
in your head?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I will never I could never date a guy with
a belly, Like, everybody has a type, and I think
there are certain things that are types of people, Like
is there somebody that has a prerequisite I couldn't date
a blonde or I couldn't date a brunett or a
redhead or whatever.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
But the fact that and I don't know who this
person is the fact that she didn't look around the
table before she said what she said. I mean, I'm
sure alcohol was involved in making that decision.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Like I honestly, the only other thing that could have
been said that would have would have been more me
is I could never date a guy with a big nose, Like, oh.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Crap, oh that's a pretty look at that before you
before your surgery.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Compared to my belly, my nose eight four four Mojo
Live eight four four six six five six five four eight.
What is your superficial prerequisite for a significant other?

Speaker 35 (22:48):
Like?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I could never date a blue you know you guys say,
what do you saying a guy.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Who owned a cat?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
A cat?

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Why do you have to be physical appearance? Were talking about? No,
if a guy had a cat, immediate, I don't here
how hot you are? Big?

Speaker 10 (23:02):
No?

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Why is it though?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Because cats freak me out so bad?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Do you think guys?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
And I think there's something about guys with.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Cat don't you? Don't you think guys with cats are
like sensitive guys because I always feel like their sensing.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I think they're weird.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, because I just watched with like the cat Tower
and all really freaking. If he had a cat in
like kitty litter in a corner, I'd be fine with him.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
No cat litter, Say, worked.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
A lot and he wasn't to be he wasn't able
to be at home. Don't properly care for another pet
like a dog. He needs something that's kind of you made.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
The decision to get a cat. You are not for me.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, that's tough. That's how I felt about ladies with
short hair. And I've been like that my entire life.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
How short are we talking?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Ladies?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Like I don't want to be able to throw you
my brush or we sharing rags? I see, Uh, there's
a hot there's a hot uh sports anchor on ESPN's ball.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, she's gone.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
All right.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
So there are some women who can pull that off
really well, and they are stunningly beautiful.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yes, but if that's your thing, yeah, I'm starting to
kind of grow out of it. Before a while, it
was a no go. I wouldn't even like long hair,
just something to grab you. I'm saying, you can't be
I ain't trying to rip hear it. Yeah? God, I'm
still thinking about this belly thing though. I'm well, it's
stung a little bit. It's it's actually it's stung a lot.

(24:30):
The next day, honestly, I like gave myself a double
dose of o zempic. I was like, I was like,
I'm doing a double shot of that crap today. What's
going on, Trish? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Good morning everybody?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
What could you say that would be your superficial prerequisite
for dating cheap?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
My kryptonite. Have every smile and you're missing.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Them, Lydia have everybody say I cannot date a uh
and fill in the blank because I think it would
be funny for a amo Trish say it.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Say it in the promo. I cannot date a.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Guy who does not have beautiful teeth.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Okay, they gotta have is it? Is it like the
random side.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
To be honest A woman a guy.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
But you cannot date a woman with bad teeth with
bad chicklets. All right, I got it, by the way,
I got good teeth, but I got a belly. What's
going on? What's going on? Cam High?

Speaker 11 (25:32):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (25:32):
How are you this morning?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Fantastic? I cannot date go ahead, I cannot.

Speaker 18 (25:38):
See the guy who has gray hair, wears glasses or
has children.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Keep your hands off. Yeah, but eventually I married.

Speaker 18 (25:50):
A man who checked all those boxes where I said
I could not have and it is the best relationship
I've ever been.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
But wait a second, what do you want? Kind of
hair do you want him to have if he gets older?

Speaker 18 (26:03):
I wasn't looking at for ahead.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I guess would you rather have a bald guy?

Speaker 36 (26:09):
Well?

Speaker 12 (26:10):
That could be fun.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Okay, all guys have big testosterones. What's going on? Unique
is on the phone? What a name? Unique?

Speaker 20 (26:20):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (26:21):
Hi, how are you good?

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Fill in the blank for me? Give me your thing.

Speaker 14 (26:29):
I cannot date a guy that's too short.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh what's too short for you? Nobody below?

Speaker 8 (26:35):
What hape?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay?

Speaker 37 (26:39):
I'm five five and a half, so shorter than me.

Speaker 32 (26:41):
You're a midget.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Politically people, you're a person.

Speaker 34 (26:49):
You're a little part.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
But here's but but here's the thing. I get the
idea if you're because you're it's going to be very rare.
You're gonna find somebody that is that small. I'll be honest.

Speaker 38 (27:00):
So, but you know, guys come up to me all
the time that are shorter than me, and I'm like,
you make me feel bumpy.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, well I get it. What's going on? How you doing, Melissa?

Speaker 28 (27:12):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I can never date a guy that smokes. Oh yeah,
I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
I said that, and then I dated the guy that smoked.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Really, I can't stand the smell.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, so you didn't really smell everything?

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, we talked about that when we talked.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Last week about you talking.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
About weed too, or cigarettes or everything.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
No, just cigarette cigarettes in general. Just the smell in
general is a turnoff for me.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, you don't want that. What's up, Elizabeth?

Speaker 11 (27:44):
Good morning.

Speaker 19 (27:46):
I could never date a guy who has a house
that smells bad, or if he smells bad himself, but
he has actually smells good, not just.

Speaker 18 (27:53):
Like not bad.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I get that. I mean, listen, if they've got a
dirty house, they got a dirty thing down there, you
know what I mean? Like like, yeah, we've had second
date updates where guys have walked into girls' homes and
said that the home is a wreck. I'm like, I
guarantee it's a wreck down there. What's going on, Carrie?

Speaker 22 (28:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I cannot date a guy with.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
A comb over.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Like, if you've got six strings of long hair combed
over your.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Head, let it go, shave it off.

Speaker 34 (28:28):
Ball is beautiful.

Speaker 39 (28:29):
There's a lot of things that look fabulous, but let
that hair go.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I like it. Yeah there, that's actually good. I think
if you're going ball, just go for it. Yeah, you
know what I mean? What's up?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Paris High.

Speaker 28 (28:41):
I can't date a woman that wears red or like red.
It's a no go.

Speaker 12 (28:44):
Ever, since I don't know, i'd never no woman to
updating interesting right now?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I think women like great red what happened to you?

Speaker 31 (28:54):
It's a childhood thing grew up, you know, so the
color rick kind of makes that memory come back.

Speaker 28 (28:58):
So I just I don't I have nothing in my
words with.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
What happened as a kid with the color read what
did you see?

Speaker 40 (29:07):
I guess this is my uncle splattered blood and.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
That's unreal. Man.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Well, I'm sorry that that that that happened.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's awful. It's amazing that the color changes. Uh, this
is a this is an interesting one.

Speaker 34 (29:25):
Kay.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
What's your superficial prerequisite for dating?

Speaker 41 (29:29):
I would not be able to date a guy with
an uncircumcised scheme etlenecks.

Speaker 18 (29:36):
I could not do it. My girlfriends and I talk
about it.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Have you ever seen one in real life?

Speaker 12 (29:43):
Oh no, I just I don't think I could do it.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Sometimes you gotta cuff the pants when they too long.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
If a guy has an uncircumcised which means that it's
kind of like popping out of its shell or has
to pop out of the shell, I can see what
that would be weird. That would be an author like
pigs in a blanket.

Speaker 36 (30:02):
I just.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Peel the layers. Plus you also wonder if it's if
he cleans you know.

Speaker 32 (30:11):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Let me ask you this question, would you rather have
him have a cat tower or an uncircumcised phoenix? I'm sorry,
a cat tower, like Channon says, you can't date.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
A guy with your first time uncircumcised phoenis.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Take that. I would do a cat tower. You take
his own. Okay.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Jay wants to comment on that last topic here?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
What's that Jay with regarding that last thing?

Speaker 34 (30:39):
Us uncircumcised guys, we clean it, we clean it. You know,
it's quite offensive to me that you know women are
turned off by it.

Speaker 42 (30:51):
I mean, you know, I actually heard that it is
cleaner really because uncircumcised, because he hey, question you build it?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Ain't like Jay, did you ever ask your parents why
they left you uncircumcised?

Speaker 43 (31:07):
I have, and it was up to my grandmother. On
my dad's side, she said no. My mom wanted to
do it, but my grandma said no, don't do it.
And that's just how rolled I used to hate them.

Speaker 34 (31:23):
I didn't like that they didn't have any circumcised, But
I'm actually.

Speaker 43 (31:27):
Happier now that they didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Why is that is it more pleasurable to have it uncircumcised?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (31:33):
Oh, yeah, pretty sure.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Look, let me ask you this though, what was the
We got to keep it clean because you know what
I'm saying Radio, I'm learning this too, Jay, we're in
this together. Well, the first time a girl seeing you
down there like that, what was her reaction?

Speaker 34 (31:50):
Most girls don't know it because it's already kind of
the turtles popped out.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Oh okay, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Ye you got a royal sleeves up before you get
to work or do you got know? He's excited, he said, yeah,
he says, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 34 (32:12):
Ja.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I I just have to to let you know we
don't ever mean to offend anybody on the show. And
for you and every uncircumcised guy out there, have a
great day. Thank you, appreciate you money, take care, have
a great day. That's uncircumcised Jay on the show. Guy,

(32:34):
you know, I got to like naughty mom's night, Daddy daughter.
That's amazing. Though the grandma called the shots like I
couldn't imagine. It's like, yeah, Grandma's gonna tell us what
we're gonna do. Yeah, that's a power. That's power too,
that's the power over the penis right there.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Mojo in the morning, all right, it is Mojo in
the morning. So Cav and Zach, Zach, they hung out
with each other watching the game, and I understand that
not only did you guys have fun watching the game,
but I understand that there was potentially a little bit
of playing wingman there, a little love connection was the

(33:16):
brew and at the bar, who was the wingman and
who was the wing Take a guess. I'm guessing that
Zach was trying to help you. Now, No, Zach doesn't.
You don't need help at all.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
That's honestly, I don't think I needed to help Zach
at all. I was just there to er baby, usher
in a connection and facilitate some things. Uh yeah, Zach
and I, I don't even know. It wasn't planned, Like
we didn't plan to go out and watch the game together.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I was gonna say, it was very nice for you
to invite. We got you next time, for sure.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Okay, we didn't.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
We didn't plan anything. It was just like, hey, what
are you about to do? Like nothing about to go
watch a game? Okay, watch, let's go get beers. When
he got beers, had a lot of beers.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
And this guy is also not the beer drinker, absolutely.

Speaker 44 (34:03):
Trying beers that he has no idea the percent of
alcohol that's in it. So he would take a sip
and he'd be like, oh, I don't like that, Zach
drink that. So I had at one point three beers
in front of me that I'm just trying to drink
while he's drinking his one angry Orchard.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It's not a beer, by the way, story, I don't
know how accurate it is, but it's a good story.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
I did not do angry Orchard, and I don't care.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
People do not look at me like a beer drinker,
and they don't think angry orchards are real beer. They
call them hard sliders, and I don't give a damn.
I think all beer is disgusting. But if I have
to drink a beer, it's either or it's gonna be
a dirty block.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I'm with you, by the way. I'm with you on that.
But the interesting thing is I could picture him drinking
it and going like that. She brought something that was
like it tastes like medicine. Another one where you guys
at are you guys? What's at water? Okay? A brewery
because when I walk into places like Atwater Brewery, I

(35:04):
always fell out of place because I'm like an alcohol drinker.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
They they got like I was gonna say, real drinks,
but they have like real like Margarita's.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I guess real.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Literally, Yeah, they got They're like four of them, but
they have them there. I got her, damn Margarita. Who
wants to Margarita.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Outside of beers and margaritas. They also had a very
attractive bartender. Oh both of you. Yeah, she was cute.
You came to not cute. You know what I mean,
you came to not cute. So I don't know, I
just felt like so I think after she came over
the initial time, and I got there a little after, Zach,
So I don't know what your initial conversation with hello, okay, okay,

(35:43):
But after she came over and assisted this, and like
she had a good vibe, like it wasn't a transactional experience,
she had a good personality, like she was vibbing with us,
and now she walk away.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I'm like, you got to get her number?

Speaker 30 (35:54):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Are you are you going to get her number? I
don't know what you said.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I ended up getting her number. I just you did,
don't I don't even know where I saved it on
my phone? Are you wow? Wait, how did you get
What did you do to get the number?

Speaker 44 (36:09):
I guess we're going pickleball on Friday, but I don't
know where or when?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
But what it describe to us? Like, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I just I was like, hey, what are your plans
this weekend?

Speaker 39 (36:19):
Like?

Speaker 44 (36:19):
I know you're not looking forward to work? What are
you doing after? Like after work?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Smooth with it?

Speaker 44 (36:24):
Yeah, she was just like, well, I played pickleball with
my friends. Like would you and Kevin want to join?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh? Wait, she opened the invite, She opened the inte
to both of us. This is easy, this is super easy. Yeah.
I'm just I'm probably not going either.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Did you give her your number or you don't remember?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I didn't give her my number. She just put her
number in my phone.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
I think my notes and you can't even up plans
because you don't even know where when she's playing.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I know where, I know.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Where where you do where? I don't want to say
it all case other people, every every guy is gonna
want to see the hot It's six pm downtown to
trace where it? Okay? All right, so wait a second,
So you gotta go. It's easy. Why would you not
want to go for this? What? What's your your issue
in these situations?

Speaker 44 (37:09):
I don't want to show up to a group events
when I don't have my wingman next to me.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
So this wingman needs to go with man over here, Sweet,
I'm down.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
If you're down, me and Josiah will show up. You
have to go.

Speaker 44 (37:28):
That would be incredible, be the craziest, Like by the
way I brought my bus.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Here's my only fear, though, My only fear is you know,
you guys were hanging out together and obviously she was
interested Zach and giving you the number.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
What if now she's more interested in me than she is,
and I'll be your wingman? My guys, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
What if I think, mister, I my lips When I
drink a beer, you give it to Zach. Wait so
so so you have not called her. Let's call her
right now? He can't the number I typed in Zack
like I don't. Zach. Losing a girl's number is like

(38:07):
Zach losing a twenty dollars bill. You don't do it, man?

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Did you just put it in your Sometimes I put
stuff in my notes app like random things in my notes.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yet, how do you jack, It's not like you have
billions of girls giving you their number.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
How do you lose a girl's number like that?

Speaker 31 (38:23):
So?

Speaker 44 (38:23):
I think when you put it in the like keypad,
she put it in, and then you know how you
close it out?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It doesn't save if she called herself? Yes, wait a second,
so she she put it in your phone? In it
with invisible link or something.

Speaker 45 (38:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
So you know how like you can type in a number. Yeah,
I know, I understand, might have done something like that.
Is just it got the number?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Well, maybe you save it as Barton? Maybe her name?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
What about water?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
He was that?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
He was that affed up?

Speaker 30 (38:57):
Something?

Speaker 6 (38:57):
I got an idea.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
How drunk were you? Well, real quick, I'm sorry before
you do that. How drunk were you? How did you
end the night?

Speaker 44 (39:03):
So we walked back to Kevin's house, got wings first,
got some wings. I didn't watch any part of the game.
I fell asleep on his couch. Oh okay, he lost
the number.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Go ahead, let's go back after the show Today's and
see if she's there. I know I'm looking right now
to see if.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
They're opening eleven.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, if you work it at Water and you're the
very attractive bartender that these guys were hanging out and
Zach screwed up your number.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
We gotta go back, and.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
We got four girls on the show that can do
some deep diving.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Give me the name and I'll find the number in
like five minutes. Yeah, I do. What's her name? Her
name is Cat?

Speaker 30 (39:43):
Cat?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Wait, come on, I.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Don't know, can find out the hospital? She was warning
at this point, watch me.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Cat at at Water. Yes, well, we need to we
need to figure this out for Zach. Zach needs to
you know, how do you screw something up like this?
How do you mess this up this bad?

Speaker 44 (40:07):
I didn't think I was going to drink as much.
I don't know, it just I had a blest and
then I don't know. Kevin is such a good guy
that like he'll take you and he'll be a wingman,
and then he'll be like, guys, let's go get some wings.
Take take you to his place, and then you get
like distracted by how beautiful his crib is, and then
I fell asleep.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Like there was just a lot of factors that like
at that point, we need that at that point when
you are at a moment where the girl is willing
to give you her number, You should stop drinking at
that moment. You should. We might have her. It might be.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
We didn't get that far.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Hey, hey Kat, if you're listening, Cat, we got a
guy here that I would like to.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
If that's her she's the president of that water whoa
unless some second undercover boss.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
We got a guy here that wants to.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Be Literally, I just cat for sure?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Was she giving you free? No? So hey Dwight, what's up, Dwight?
What's going on? But we're great?

Speaker 12 (41:21):
Well, first of all, is that well you're talking about
not going without the wing man. I need you to
have more confidence.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Exact mark, he's Zack Marsham.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 33 (41:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (41:35):
Like like your you audio executives the mode in the
warning so you create music, you do gig. You're a
great person. They really wanted to google you and hurt
you up, like standing in them. Love the deep dove people.
If they deep dive you, they see all the amazing.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
He looks like he's actually got a stuff together. Little
little do we know that the guy can't even keep
a phone number in his phone?

Speaker 12 (42:03):
Was the next thing. That was one of the things
I take seat. So she put her number in your call.
Let's say she saved it. Let's say she put her name.
You got iPhone, you can search her name, and he.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Didn't his phone. She typed her number in like she
was gonna call exacting press send to keep it in
his phone. The big dummy, you know.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
What I mean?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
He just has to go and meet her.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Yet, christ I met some dumb bastards in my time, but.

Speaker 28 (42:32):
You out do them all.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
I mean, seriously, what I can't Yeah, But and.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
Then at that you got a perfect conversation.

Speaker 28 (42:40):
Start too.

Speaker 12 (42:41):
You can be like, I don't think you'd this time
allowed me.

Speaker 44 (42:47):
You're the man who thinks, thank you for the compliments,
but uh, pick up the next cal.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Ray, what's up?

Speaker 46 (42:55):
Ray?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
How you doing?

Speaker 14 (42:57):
Good morning?

Speaker 33 (42:58):
That was gonna be my comment if it was than
in his recent saved But if you didn't say that,
way to.

Speaker 16 (43:03):
Fumble the Lions on Sunday?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Don't I feel like if we called there now somebody
would answer because they got a great prepping.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm not answering so disappointing a guy has A guy
has one, one chance, one opportunity, and he screws it
all up.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Are you looking for the number.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Now I'm looking at this the stuff that you guys
are texting back and forth. We're doing detective work. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
I appreciate it. I think it's this girl.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
This is one of those things.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
This is not that lady on the picture. It looked
like her, but she wasn't. And it's not her name,
not Katie.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
This says article. I don't want to see her last name,
while her last name is a prominent cat quote unquote
associated with catwater.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Here's the deal. We put the call out there.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
If she's interested, she'll she'll reach out, reach out, and
then you can play a pickleball with it, and then
you don't have to have anybody go with you. You drink,
that's true. Can you pay for my beer? Bro?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I think it's kind of stocker. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I think it's cute that you didn't have you don't
have the number, like going back and say, hey, I
just did it, but we already talked about it on
the air. Now it looks even desperate. Well, she doesn't
know yet. What if she doesn't know, and she might
at least too.

Speaker 24 (44:27):
Grand rabbits, hard radio stations, real people, real lives, real
fun mot you in the.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Morning, guarantee human.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I'd like to get an update from Shannon Uh. Yesterday
was a very tearful morning. A lot of listeners UH
were sympathizing with what's going on in you Uh and Uh,
Wes and the kids with your dog Willow? And is
Willow no.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Longer with us? Or where's Willow?

Speaker 6 (44:57):
You guys, this is the absolute craziest story. So we
if you were listening to the show yesterday, and if not,
you can go back and listen to the podcast. We
have a friend. She her name is Willow. She's five
years old and she had a relapse from a condition
that a lot of friend shees have called IVDD. Wasn't
able to walk, totally paralyzed. In fact, like her bottom extremity.

(45:19):
She couldn't walk, she couldn't go to the bathroom on
her own. Wes had been like helping her go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
It's just been so sad.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
So we had an appointment yesterday afternoon for VET Hospice
to come in and we were gonna let her pass
in the comfort of our home with you know, everybody,
all of the kids and everybody around her. And an
hour and a half before the appointment, this dog came
back to life. What this dog started going to the

(45:53):
bathroom by herself. She started getting up and putting weight
on her her back legs again. And so, and I
was not home at the time. Obviously I was here,
but my sixteen year old stepdaughter Samantha stayed home from
school to be with her because obviously she thought these
are my last hours with my dog. And she was
sending West videos all day going Dad, look like, look

(46:16):
what's happening. And so Wes texted me and said, I
can't do it. That's all his text said. And I'm like, wait,
what are you talking about? And he sent me the
videos and he's like, I'm canceling the appointment. So she's
still here. I'm like, you know, So Wes took her

(46:41):
to the vet yesterday afternoon and the vet was looking
at the videos and examined her and was like, okay,
like I think even the vet from what Wes told me,
was like, holy spit, like this is and he's like
keep going, like, let's see what happened. So she's on

(47:02):
a bunch of meds and she's being kept in her
crate comfortably, but we're just you know, Wes is holding
out a lot of hope that this is an answer
to his prayers.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I mean, has this ever happened to any listener where
that is ever about to put a dog down or
a human?

Speaker 6 (47:20):
So let me tell you something. We were going to
use an incredible company, by the way from how we've
corresponded so far, called Lap of Love. They were going
to be the the hospice that came to the house
to do this. And Wes said when he called them
yesterday and said, I'm canceling the appointment. This is the situation.
The lady was like, these are the phone calls we
love to get, and they it does happen. Wow, where

(47:41):
the dog takes a turn and you you you're looking
at this dog going I can't do this now, like
there's they ever there's going to change for the better
where they were.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Literally getting ready to put the injection and then.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I don't know, I did not ask that question, but.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
That would be wild. Somebody was telling me a story
about a dog that they tried to put down and
they couldn't. They couldn't. They gave the dog the medication
that does it, and the dog didn't die. Wouldn't not die.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Okay, Yeah, Now obviously I say, we're very hopeful, like
we you know, you this is such a delicate situation
because you love these animals so much, but you don't
want to be selfish and keep them alive when they
should have kept alive. So obviously, like we are very
closely monitoring the situation. But holy hell, it's I did
not think I was going to come in here today
to tell this story.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Derek. What's up? Hi, Derek?

Speaker 40 (48:31):
Derek, I had a Pomeranian.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
He started to get You're in a bad phone area.
Start all over again. Let's pretend I just picked you
up again, Hi, Derek, what's going on? All right?

Speaker 30 (48:42):
Hi?

Speaker 40 (48:43):
Yeah, I had a Pomeranian that laid on our kitchen
floor for three days and didn't moved and eat and
drinked and go to the bathroom, did nothing. And my
wife wanted me to put him down, and I refused,
And after three days he stood up, went outside, went
to the bathroom and lived on the two years.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Absolutely, Oh my god, So it does happen. That's unevable.

Speaker 40 (49:03):
Yeah, I refused to put him down, and uh, I'm
glad because he looked two more years, completely happy, you
just like, this is sick for a couple of days,
but after that he was totally fine. So I hope
you guys may have another year or two with your dogs.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
What do you wonder if it's a misdiagnosis by the vets,
where the vets are like, yeah, this dog, you know,
got something bad going on, and then you look at
it going it maybe did have like a virus or
something that was able to work through. Yeah, that's you
feel horrible if you what if it was one day earlier,
you know what I mean, when uh, when Willa wasn't
feeling good, think yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
So I'll keep you updated. But it was funny, not funny.
But we came home yesterday and our friends, you know them,
doctor Matt and Justin had sent us this big, beautiful
bouquet of flowers, and West called him and was like,
I'm going to give you money for the flowers.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Because she's still here.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
It was so.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Flowers saying like, you know, pugs and kisses and tail
wags from Justin and Matt and their dog AREO. Well,
it's like, she's still here.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
So I'll send you the money for this power arrangement?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Is it bad though? That I feel like if this
was me and this was one of my dogs and
it came back and then all of a sudden, the
that goes, yeah, but for another ten thousand dollars, I'd
be like, put the damn dog down.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Well, we had that. We had to have that conversation
because we've we're already in like fourteen grand with this
dog we had Lily.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Lily ended up having a surgery done, and I believe
the surgery killed Lily. I keep saying that, Yeah, it
was the most expensive surgery we've ever had to do
for any human being or animal. We did the surgery,
took the dog to Flint, to some place up in
Flint that specializes it, and everything was great for about
a week or two, and then next thing you know,
Lily ended up doing what's up.

Speaker 34 (50:43):
Robin high Hi, our dog Chief, he had the same thing.

Speaker 16 (50:48):
He woke up paralyzed from the waist back.

Speaker 14 (50:50):
He's a chocolate lab.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
About seventy five pounds.

Speaker 38 (50:53):
Just one morning he woke up paralyzed and we took
him to the emergency that they.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Wanted to do a four thousand dollars MRI.

Speaker 31 (50:59):
And he's ten over ten years old.

Speaker 34 (51:01):
So we're like, that's not really practical, and so we made.

Speaker 47 (51:05):
The apointment with laps Love to you know, have him
usanized that Thursday, and a friend of ours told us
to see.

Speaker 33 (51:11):
An animal chiropractor.

Speaker 15 (51:13):
So we took him in a wagon to the animal
chiropractor the next day.

Speaker 22 (51:16):
It cost ninety.

Speaker 34 (51:17):
Dollars, and the day that he was supposed to be euthanize,
he started walking again.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Wow, it's a miracle.

Speaker 33 (51:26):
He's going to be and he's going to be thirteen
next week.

Speaker 37 (51:30):
It's really awesome.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 33 (51:34):
Yeah, take him to an animal chiropractor because he had
the same thing that Shannon's dog had.

Speaker 36 (51:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Wow, that's wild, just absolutely wild. What's up, page Ie, Hi?

Speaker 13 (51:44):
Yeah, I almost had the same situation.

Speaker 18 (51:46):
Luckily we never had to.

Speaker 14 (51:47):
Put like called hospice or anything. But we had a
pug Chiwawa mix who.

Speaker 13 (51:52):
Was older, she was thirteen years old and she was
not using the bathroom, super sick.

Speaker 19 (51:59):
And we have another.

Speaker 20 (52:00):
Beeple who we got as a puppy.

Speaker 13 (52:02):
And he had never been alone by himself. So we
thought it was a perfect opportunity to get another puppy,
and so we got another dog and our Punchawaha had
a full turnaround, recovered, didn't have anything like medications or
anything to take, and we ended up having three dogs
and a newborn and it was so much worse.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Oh my god, what what happens if this is the
call and you end up, you know, making the call
that you're going to be putting putting the dog down,
and you're kind of honestly thinking, well, I'll getting myself
another dog, and now you got multiple dogs that he had,
you know what I mean, it's crazy a lot. I actually, honestly,

(52:45):
this is no you know, no offense to anybody that
loves their animals and stuff like this.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I would have been like, okay, all right, you know
what I mean, almost seem happy now.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I'd be like waitit no, well, I'd be like, you know,
it's kind of like all right, well, good the dog.
You know it's gonna you know, dogs, uh uh, you know, Okay,
we're gonna you know, move on whatever the deal is,
you know, and then we're gonna put the dog down,
comfort everybody. And then you're like, craft, the dog's still here,
you know what I mean? Like I would sit.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
There, I know it is it's it is hard, like I. Yeah,
it's hard to all like all of a sudden, literally,
I thought, I just I just did not think this
could happen. I mean, it's like the craziest dang thing ever.
Just we were all prepared, Like I called the kids
out of school, you know, I'd already said so, I

(53:33):
like went to pick up the kids and Lucy comes
down the hallway and she's all sad. I was like, well,
guess what. I'm like, I'm picking up We're going to
Franklin Cidermill because the dog's not going to going to
school early.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I'm taking you and you're not going out of school.
You got to go back to school. What's up, Alison?

Speaker 38 (53:53):
Hi?

Speaker 48 (53:55):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
How are you going on?

Speaker 45 (53:58):
Not much?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
So.

Speaker 48 (54:00):
I had a dog one time and he actually got parvo.
We took him to the vet to get his car
vote vaccine and caught parvo right away.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
After that, we took him to.

Speaker 48 (54:10):
The vet and they basically said that there wasn't much
that they could do for him and just kind of
let it fight its course or put him down.

Speaker 11 (54:17):
We took him home.

Speaker 48 (54:18):
We did everything that we possibly could for him, and
we just thought he was a goner. And I laid
in front of his cage, crying my eyes out like
a baby, saying my goodbyes to him. And he got
up and he walked towards me and gave me a kiss.
And I looked at my boyfriend at the time, I said,
he's not ready to go. And he lived another three
years out.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Man, that's wild. Yeah, it was amazing. Do you think
do you think that the dog is going? This bitch
was gonna right right?

Speaker 6 (54:51):
I was just tired, holding willow space in my in
my hands, and I'm like, please, don't be mad, kill you.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Hold on. Kaylaw's dog survived a fire and survived all
the craziness of possibly dying and is still around.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Is that right?

Speaker 49 (55:14):
Well, she recently passed in her sleep.

Speaker 12 (55:17):
For a wold age.

Speaker 49 (55:18):
I got fourteen, So I had this dog since she
was like six months old. She was Western Highland Terrier
and I got her when I was a teenager.

Speaker 14 (55:26):
And I swear like she used.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
To just run.

Speaker 49 (55:29):
She used to run away and be gone for like
a weekend, and I always knew she.

Speaker 16 (55:32):
Would come back.

Speaker 49 (55:33):
But I think she was like the dog of many lives,
like a cat, like she thought she was a cat
or something.

Speaker 35 (55:37):
But I remember when I.

Speaker 49 (55:39):
Went to Japan for vacation and my mom was dog
sitting and the like. When I was finally landed back
home in Chicago, my mom's like, are you in the country. Oh,
like yeah, she goes okay, when I was babysitting and
your dog got pack attacked, she got tore completely open.
She's in surgery right now. They think she's gonna recover
and she'll be you know. I'm like, is she dead

(55:59):
and they're like no, but we're not really sure how.

Speaker 20 (56:02):
Well she's going to do.

Speaker 49 (56:03):
So I picked her up from surgery and then like
two weeks later, our house caught on fire, like complete fire.

Speaker 39 (56:08):
And like she was found in the kitchen.

Speaker 49 (56:10):
She was she was white because she's a Western Highland Terrier,
completely black, just passed out in.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
The kitchen, you know, and survive that. Are you sure
it's not a cat? And this thing's got like nine lives?

Speaker 49 (56:22):
But he was like she was like barking, you know,
like they think she was just barking at the kitchen fire.
Nobody was home, but you know, the dog. So I
take her to the vet and they're like, what's this,
what's your dog's name? I'm like Deaty and they're like,
we just had a white dog named Dessy.

Speaker 16 (56:35):
I'm like, yeah, that's her.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Man. I want to live like I want to live,
you know, to go through all of that and then
pass away into sleep. Though it's unbelievable, that's what you.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
Want for these animals, so that you don't have to
make that decision.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
You know, hold on, Marco, this is sad.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
What happened? Marco?

Speaker 28 (56:54):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 37 (56:55):
Mojo?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
That's all.

Speaker 46 (56:57):
About I think two years ago my dog had to
get surgery for some reason I couldn't remember, but anyway,
my mom takes her to takes him to the doctor
and they start prepping his leg. He had to get
surgery on his left leg. They make the incision on
his right leg. His whole right leg shaved off. They
ended up making the incision on the wrong leg, so

(57:18):
they had to.

Speaker 28 (57:19):
They had to reprep them.

Speaker 46 (57:20):
He comes home, both legs are shaved, both legs are
cut open, with a cone on his head. It was, uh,
it was pretty unreal. We ended up getting the surgery
for free, though my dad was.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Very all that is Anne. Your dad was just happy
that they did the wrong leg at first, so he
got the surgery for free. How much money did he save?

Speaker 34 (57:43):
H I think it was around nine grand or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yeah, it's no joke.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
You want to chop off the wrong leg, So I
get it. But how does that happen now that happens
to humans? Though you had the stories, I don't think
you get the surgery for free. Just become a millionaire.
You assume him, but.

Speaker 23 (58:00):
Always good voicemail, no return, text, fund out while you're not.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Getting a call back.

Speaker 23 (58:06):
Auto second date of date at eight twenty on Mojo
in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That's to Mojo in the Morning, Mojo in the Morning Show.
I love when your kids throw you for a loop.
You know what's funny. This story that you're about to
tell is one of those stories that when it happens
to you, you wish you were prepared ahead of time
to know exactly what to say. But your kids never
They never give you four warning on things.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
We love date You guys know this.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
I love Dateline, and so I watch Datelines all the
time in my house, and now I've gotten my kids
addicted to the Dateline podcast.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
So Mom of the Year. Here we're listening to the
Murders with a Car.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
But that is what we listened to if we're in
the car, my kids actually ask for instead of like
listening to music, we listen to Dateline podcasts and so Mojo.
My very favorite Keith Morrison. It was one of his
episodes that he was narrating of Dateline and in the
story somewhere he talks about uh a condom being found
as part of the evidence for this murder investigation.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Keith Morrison voice, just so I know how put me
in the car? You want me to try to put
me in a car. And then there was a condoms
I love actually hold on saying hold on, hold on,
let me see if I can pull up.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
I got to interview him, keV I did of anybody
I've ever interviewed in my career, I about Follo.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Can I tell you something Shannon would cheat on West
with he.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Already knows this, yeah, and West would probably be like, Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
How much I love Shannon would be like, can you
give me?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I love him?

Speaker 6 (59:52):
So he's he's like and it's one of those things.
And as a parent, you know these situations where.

Speaker 50 (59:59):
So calm, like so devious and acts so bad it's
kind of hard to get your head around about a
young man who's suddenly up and went traveling the world.
But what really happened hard to believe. Dakeline nine o'clock,

(01:00:20):
it's Central.

Speaker 51 (01:00:23):
Three.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
It spilled something.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
But there are those occasions those parents were like, I'm
driving in the car and they're talking about like sex
and an affair and condom. And I'm like, oh, please,
don't let anybody be paying at dungeon except for me.
Well they're like, you know, eyes glued locked in and
Smith from the backseat goes, Mom, what's condom? And I
was like, oh crap. And usually I can come up

(01:00:52):
with something, but that one, I'm like, this is an
interesting like this requires an interesting explanation, EPs you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Know what I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
So I was like, I don't even know. I didn't
hear that.

Speaker 52 (01:01:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Yeah, but she wasn't I don't think she was or
she didn't care.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
But she let it go.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
But he and he and I was like, please don't
ask me again, because sometimes when I don't answer his question,
he's eight years old, he will ask until he gets
an answer. Now, mind you, I should go check his
iPad from yesterday because he probably googled it and got
an answer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
But you know what's funny, Kids, by the way, are amazing,
and especially when they're kids like Smith, who Smith is
just a freaking funny, completely colorful, great kid. But when
kids will ask you something like that, you wish you
had the video to save and play in their graduation

(01:01:51):
videos or they're getting married video or whatever. Yes, I
have video of Luke in the backseats singing songs and stuff,
and he's singing the dirty words to the songs that
are going on, and it cracks me up like that.
I have some of these videos and I'm gonna give
him to his future wife one day.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
But I remember one time I was in the seventh
grade and we had a guest speaker that came in.
It might have been career day. I don't know what
it was, but she wasn't our teacher didn't work there.
A guest speaker comes in. I didn't know what the
word was. She's finishing up her presentation. This is her
last moment. She's already taken questions and she's like one
more before I go. My boy Lance Cochrane, I'll never

(01:02:33):
get his name. He's like ask her, asker, I have
no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
What it was. He told me it. So I raised
my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
She's like, yeah you. I'm like, are you a virgin?
Her face in my teacher's face. Oh my god, it
was like a ghost.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I can totally see little Kevin doing this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
She walked out, She's like, okay, that'll be all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Left. On a totally different note, my dad never called
him condoms. My dad called him. I called him rubbers. Rubbers,
So my dad would always go My DA would always
say to my brothers when they were my sisters, when
they were leaving the house and they were, you know,
going out with boyfriends and girlfriends, who bringing the rubbers?
And I never, for the longest time, knew what that

(01:03:13):
was because my grandfather used to call the things that
you would put on your shoes if you were walking
out in the snow rubbers. Ye yeah, yeah. So I
would be like, why are they doing that in the summertime,
Like why how is that making you safer in the number?
Bringing out the rubbers? My mom used to call them
prophylactic like that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
And whenever doctor Werner is talking was talking about it, like,
you know, he would he just has protection.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Would yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Pet eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eight. I want to know
from you, what's the craziest thing your kid ever asked you?
And did the kid asking that have to do with
our show? Because what didn't we have one the other
day Lydia That was a that was a good one
where a parent called up and uh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Yeah, she was saying, thanks to your show, my kid
now knows what butt stuff is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Oh my god, we're like a physical education class.

Speaker 18 (01:04:11):
But but but but.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Uh is it over here? What's going on? Kristin? It's
Mojoe in the morning?

Speaker 15 (01:04:17):
Hi, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
We're good? What's happening good?

Speaker 15 (01:04:22):
I just think she's always talking about Dateline. I wonder
if she's seen our show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Wait, you guys were on one of the Dayline episodes.

Speaker 11 (01:04:32):
We were.

Speaker 15 (01:04:32):
It was during COVID, so we didn't get to actually
meet Keith.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Who was the narrator of your your.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Show, who was.

Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
What's your episode called?

Speaker 15 (01:04:47):
We just couldn't physically meet him.

Speaker 31 (01:04:49):
He was like.

Speaker 15 (01:04:51):
Camera it virtual.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Which one? Which one was yours? Kristin?

Speaker 15 (01:04:57):
My mother Martha acting well, Michael Waters.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
And what happened? Who who killed? Who? My dad?

Speaker 15 (01:05:09):
My stepdad killed my mom?

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Oh? My god, crag, wow, did you ever see that one?

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
I see? I, honest to goodness gracious, have seen them all.
I've listened to or seen every single lie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I got to watch that, by the way, I have
got to watch.

Speaker 24 (01:05:27):
Through it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
I bet you know a lot of them take place
in Michigan. I really, yeah, there's like a good chunk
of date Lines that take place in Michigan.

Speaker 49 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
I never knew that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Unfortunately, I didn't know that either.

Speaker 18 (01:05:37):
I was like, holy crip, I guess we got a.

Speaker 34 (01:05:39):
Lot of crime.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Chelsea calls him Dateline Dates and she does it with Luke,
where she and Luke will sit there and just watch
hours of Dateline. And now it's gotten to be the
point where I have my shoulder surgery and I couldn't
sleep at night. I would have Dateline and that channel
that just runs nothing but dateline episodes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
Yeah, we love it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I'm gonna you can't.

Speaker 41 (01:05:57):
Slep at night because you're like, crip.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Now I'm going to get exactly Kristin. I'm gonna watch
your your mom's episode. I'm sorry about that that that
happened to you. Did they give you anything for that?
Do they do they pay you to be on dateline.
You don't get episode money or anything like that or
any kind.

Speaker 15 (01:06:13):
Of residuals, just like putting out the story and trying
to make it not happen again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah, Keith Moore.

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
He's very very excuse excuse me, Kristen, it's it's it's me,
Keith Morrison.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I don't know if that you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
We need to have Iria Canning on the show.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
So her night Chat every really week, every other week
or so, she's she, like Keith Morrison, is one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
She's like a lesser Holt that she does.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
She does the reporting, she.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Does the reporting. Yea, honestly, I turn it off.

Speaker 42 (01:06:50):
And Alexander, the females, her, her, the fat guy, the
fat Josh and mur and Dennis Murphy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I don't watch him. If Keith Morrison doesn't, if I
don't do it, I don't watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
They're doing they're doing a dateline show like a panel
in Nashville, in Oh So Bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Andrea Cannon, I love you, you're beautiful. I'm looking you
up right now in my IMDb, but I'm sorry you're not.
Keith Morrison. I will not watch it. What's up, Heather,
how you doing?

Speaker 53 (01:07:24):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
How are you Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
What's happening?

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
Okay?

Speaker 54 (01:07:28):
So when my son was like nine or ten years old,
we were sitting at the doctor's office and he was
looking at this flyer on the wall for boys in puberty,
and I had seen that he was looking at it,
pulled it down and we started discussing.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
I said, you have any questions and he.

Speaker 31 (01:07:42):
Said like, yeah, I have a few.

Speaker 54 (01:07:44):
And we were reading through and we got two erections
and it's having an erection in math class.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Oh, get hard on in mas.

Speaker 54 (01:07:56):
I did not want to hit puberty after that at all.

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
See like that to me is easier to talk about
than like because it's age appropriate, but condoms are, like
I didn't even.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Know it to start, so I just pretended I didn't hear.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Wait wait, wait, wait, what were you saying about the Smith?

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
Smith asked Wes, like, maybe like a year or two
ago when they were driving in the car all about puberty,
and Wes like this was before we were in married,
so not even being stepdad yet. He was like uh,
but recorded it the whole conversation about like, what is puberty?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
What's up? Danny?

Speaker 22 (01:08:33):
Good morning, my favorite radio people we love.

Speaker 18 (01:08:38):
Good morning?

Speaker 22 (01:08:39):
Okay, So I have a ten year old son and
a couple of weeks ago, his dad and I spot
back in twenty fifteen. But he asked me when his
balls were going to drop, and I'm like, no, I
don't have.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Ready, mom, what made what made him think about his
balls dropping? That's hysterical.

Speaker 22 (01:08:59):
I have no idea. He had one of his little
friends over, so who even knows what they were talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
That is great? What's going on? Ian? How are you?

Speaker 46 (01:09:09):
Hey?

Speaker 30 (01:09:09):
Mojo?

Speaker 31 (01:09:09):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
What's up? Buddy? Hey?

Speaker 34 (01:09:12):
So I was over my cousin's house one time and
her kid was taken a bath. He was about five
years old time, and we were sitting in the living
room when the bathroom door was open so we could
hear him, and all of a sudden we hear, guys,
why is my peepee frozen?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
You know what that means? Yeah?

Speaker 34 (01:09:33):
Yeah, experience.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
That's great, Hannah. What's up?

Speaker 35 (01:09:42):
Hi in the morning?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Good morning.

Speaker 35 (01:09:44):
I remember when I was a kid, I was probably
like six years old, snooping through my mom's drawers and
I found this like pink wand thing and I was like, oh,
what's the best It's a back massage, And I'm like
trying it on and like trying to massage, are back
with it and my mom not looking back on it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I just know how Petra, it's a neck massage. Remember
that from the Sex and the City episode with Samantha.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
What's going on? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Grace Bye?

Speaker 18 (01:10:14):
When I was.

Speaker 11 (01:10:14):
Around eight years old, I remember hearing Gladys Knight in
the Pimps and I said to my mom, what's the pimps?
And I had eight I had stepped siblings, and she said,
go ask your brother that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
By the way, it wasn't Gladys Knight in the Pimps.
It was Gladys Knight in the Pits. Wasn't it Pip
the Pits?

Speaker 18 (01:10:29):
I know, but I was only eight years old.

Speaker 39 (01:10:31):
I thought it.

Speaker 37 (01:10:32):
I didn't know.

Speaker 15 (01:10:34):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Kirsten, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking
about kids and saying crazy stuff. When Shannon got asked
by Smith about a condom. What's up?

Speaker 55 (01:10:47):
So my ten year old took sex ed and they
were talking.

Speaker 18 (01:10:51):
About derriads for boys.

Speaker 56 (01:10:53):
My ten year old a girl, So she came home
talking about boys have.

Speaker 18 (01:10:56):
Deiads, not periods.

Speaker 57 (01:10:59):
Instead of just saying he's go through periody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Oh okay, by the way, tell her, yes, they do
get their periods, just so you know that they get
that time of the month.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
He said, manstration, Oh I like this one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Ab are you there? I'm sorry? Abe? What's up? Abe?

Speaker 28 (01:11:16):
Hey?

Speaker 27 (01:11:16):
Good morning everyone?

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
Morning.

Speaker 27 (01:11:19):
This is the other day.

Speaker 28 (01:11:21):
I was driving with my little brother around.

Speaker 27 (01:11:24):
And he was he loved sports podcasts, and so he
was watching a sports podcast about like he was, like
a basketball team or whatnot. And the commentators on the
podcast set that this team got their cheeks clapped, and
so in the bar in the par he's hitting his
cheeks and I'm like, what are you doing? Oh I'm
getting my cheeks clip.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Oh my, how old is your little brother?

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Sarah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
What's up? It's in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Hi, Sarah, Hi?

Speaker 21 (01:11:58):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
We're alright? What's going on?

Speaker 43 (01:12:02):
Oh?

Speaker 57 (01:12:02):
My eight year old son. The other day we were
having a conversation about body hair and about how women have,
you know, hair in their armpits and so do men.
And he's like, okay, well when do you shave it?
And we're just talking and then he asks me what
he's supposed to do about the hair on his hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Oh man, he's got it early.

Speaker 58 (01:12:26):
Huh, And I said, I, You're gonna have to talk
to your dad.

Speaker 57 (01:12:32):
He wants to show me, and I'm like, I don't
need you.

Speaker 9 (01:12:35):
I believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
That, by the way, is always the best thing. Ask
your mom.

Speaker 23 (01:12:39):
My New Year's resolution, do a better job of putting
up with stupid people, assuming they don't want to take
up more of my time year From Mojo.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
In the Morning, It's Mojo in the Morning show. Do
you ever watch that movie Hot Tub Time Machine. I've
seen it for sure. Anytime I hear anything that involves
a hot tub for summer, and I get to be honest,
I've never seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
Movie's John Cusack is in it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Oh crap, I'm thinking of something like that. Her mind.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
It is, Honestly, it's all those It's like a bunch
of goofballs and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
It is its stars John Cusack.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
And Craig Robinson, the guy from the office, Chevy Chase,
and it's a bunch of goof goofy people.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
It's funny. So okay, so tell tell the story.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
Yeah, so my friend shout out to my friend. Sierra's
father is a pastor and Sierra and I often talk
about our relationship with gud and I don't know how
we got on the topic yesterday of baptism, but she
was like, when when did you get baptized? I was like,
I don't know, man, when I was like a baby
or something. She was like, so you've only been baptized.
She's like, should I wasn't your christen it? I'm like, no,
I know the difference between the two. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
So a lot of people like when you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
A lot of people feel like, when you're christened, that's
like your family's way.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Making a promise that they're going to raise you as
a believer.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
And the clarity is key.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
And then a lot of people feel like when you're baptized,
it's more of your family just saying like, okay, he
gives his life to God. But a lot of people
acknowledge it when they're older. And now I'm making the
decision as a full grown adult that I'm making the
choice that God is the head of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I haven't done that. You did both, lot, I haven't done.
Usually you don't see it in Catholic church, like I
go to Catholic church. I saw it in Chelsea's parents' church,
which was the they went to a non denominational born
again Christian church and so that was kind of it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
But with that said, yeah, that was our conversation. And
she's like, so you don't. I'm like, no, I haven't
done it as an adult yet. And then she's like,
we did it at my church. And she said something
I never have heard before. Her father's church has a
hot tub and that is what they utilize to baptize people.
And in my mind, I've never really thought of the

(01:15:01):
temperature of water for some reason. All I thought it
was like either cold or like room temperature. But she
was like no, I'm like, you had the jets going.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
She's like, she was like no, but it was it's warm,
like they heat it up and it makes for a
better experience, I guess when you're does it look like
a hot tub?

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Like it looks like a hot tub, like a hot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Like above ground. Yeah. Well, at Chelsea's family's church that
she went to, she went to a church, Grace Chapel,
and they had they had a big it looked basically
it was like an inflatable pool, like a big inflatable pool,
but they had it up and it was high like
the altar was here then they had like a second
level where you had to go up there, and then

(01:15:39):
you'd look up and they would be up top there
and I was like, oh my god, it's the balcony pool,
you know what I mean, or something like that, and
people would go up there and they would get full
on in it and stuff. Because I got baptized as
a little kid like you did, and I look at
pictures and it's like me just getting christ Christen. But
I've thought to my sof, oh, that'd be kind of

(01:16:00):
cool to go and like get in and do it.
But then I also the kai that swims with my
shirt on, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
You do it with your shirt. Yeah, well I would
have to. I'm not showing off when I did it
because I did it when I was a baby. I
was raised Catholic, yeah, and so of course in the church,
you know. And then when I did it as an adult,
I did it right after Lucy was born, so like
eleven years ago, and it was outside in the church
parking lot, and I think they had it looked like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Like a like what horses like, un Like.

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
A silver trough is what I think it was. But
I mean, as long as it's water, some people go
in the river. Some people go in the ocean. We
had Smith, my ex husband and I had Smith not baptized,
but dedicated to the church because we want him to
be able to make that decision of being baptized when

(01:16:51):
he's old enough to understand.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
So we did this for Lucy as well.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
But his I think it was during COVID I can't remember,
but he got baptized in my ex husband's kitchen sink,
so that he was asking about it recently too, because
his new baby sister. I think they're thinking about dedicating
her or something. He made mention of that and he's like,
where was mine? I'm like, in your dad's kitchen scene.
It was very fancy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
I wonder if like, are there like horror stories like
bad Time, because I don't know how to you know
what I mean. There's some people have a fear of water.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
My nose when they pushed me back. I do you
know I do that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
What's up? Shawna?

Speaker 43 (01:17:26):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (01:17:28):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (01:17:28):
So my best friend growing her dad was the pastor
and we had a baptismal tank. It's like this huge
thing of water in the middle of the four year
at the church. So when everyone wanted we would go
late at my and swim in it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Oh no, you can't do that.

Speaker 59 (01:17:49):
Yeah, teenagers would go over there.

Speaker 9 (01:17:55):
They would be like someone was in the tank class
and I'd like, oh, dang, I wonder.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Who it was. To me though, that's like a sacrilege,
Like you can't. You can't all of a sudden just
go randomly swimming in the baptismal tank, you.

Speaker 18 (01:18:08):
Know, why not?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
And by the way, they can't also use the baptismal
tank as the same tank that they do their fair ground.
Let's dunk the pastor for money tank, you know. Eight
four four Mojo Live. Eight four four six six five
sixty five four eight is our telephone number.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
The text is nine five five zero zero.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
I remember being an altar boy back in the day,
and we used to have to fill the holy water
in the There was at the start, you know, in
front of the church, right in front of the doors.
There was always there where you could make the sign
of the Cross, do the holy water, and but also
the baptismal uh you know thing that they had there, like.

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
The that holy water is that just regular water in
a Catholic church.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
They've told that when we were filling it, we would
fill it with what was blessed water, okay, and then
they bless it. Yeah, but I remember father Rich. Father
Rich was like, guys, gotta go fill it up. And
all I kept thinking to myself was, man, little did
I know? Years later, I'm still filling up bottles of
water and like my refrigerator and stuff like that. Like

(01:19:12):
that starts as as just a kid being an altar boy.
What's up, Derek?

Speaker 28 (01:19:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 22 (01:19:17):
Guys?

Speaker 19 (01:19:18):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
The morning? What's going on?

Speaker 28 (01:19:20):
Good morning?

Speaker 58 (01:19:21):
When you said man tities, I'm thinking about midi's, you
can shorten it down to middies.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Middi You know what, that's going to be the new
name for it, Derek. I got to do that, all right.
I got my Midi's showing. I do. By the way,
I have to tell you that that was the most
traumatizing thing ever. Was going on a swimming birthday party
with a bunch of friends and you had to like
take everybody was like swimming in the wavepool. That was

(01:19:46):
the you know, township wavepool, and I was the kid
with the big old fat, you know body and stuff.
I for some reason recall that anytime I'm around water,
I don't like it. Do you like taking your shirt off?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
A lot of people, Oh, it depends on I feel
that day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Like I hated in basketball shirts and skins too, where
they would where they make you know you be on
separate teams, and the way that they tell the teams
apart is some guys have to be shirtless back outside.

Speaker 60 (01:20:13):
What's up, hey, I just wanted to call and let
you know that in the Catholic Church, baptism is your parents. Typically,
it's your parents and your family choosing for you to
become one with the church, and then you're supposed to
be able to choose during confirmation. That's supposed to be
like you choosing for yourself to be a part of

(01:20:34):
the Catholic Church.

Speaker 22 (01:20:35):
But I think they.

Speaker 60 (01:20:36):
Still do it too young, like kids don't know enough
about their own personalities.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
I didn't have choice. My mom made me make my
confirmation that guy.

Speaker 14 (01:20:46):
I didn't have a choice.

Speaker 60 (01:20:47):
Either we had to get confirmed or we didn't graduate
from our I went to a private Catholic school, are
unless we got confirmed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I love the tradition of the Catholic Church, I really do,
but I also wish that I went into a church
like Sharon goes to and Sharon, what do you call
your baptismal area there? Yes, her church called it to
Jesus Chacuzzie. Yes, you know, don't you feel like every

(01:21:15):
church needs a Jesus Chacuzzie.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
You know, I like my Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Yeah. By the way, I would hope that they would
turn on these jets. He's sitting there going, I'm I'm
feeling the Lord right now. This is fantastic. Would you
want to ask Kevin Jeff, Hey, good.

Speaker 12 (01:21:34):
Morning, Kevin, good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
On the phone.

Speaker 34 (01:21:40):
A question was just wondering.

Speaker 12 (01:21:42):
Yes, Kevin, did you both skill beings? You can't swim.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
I can't swim.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
That is correct, Jeff, get I heard you.

Speaker 12 (01:21:51):
You're explained about, like what kind of things could have
happened if you would like where you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Stop Josiah's taking right now? I think Josiah needs to
teach Cava a full circle. That'd be amazing, Like I
like it.

Speaker 34 (01:22:09):
I just well, you guys are awesome and I appreciate
you guys every morning.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Oh you're awesome, Jeff, thanks for calling, man Angela.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
What's up?

Speaker 14 (01:22:16):
Good morning?

Speaker 52 (01:22:18):
So you guys you desperately need to watch there's a
show on SBO Max.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
It's called the Righteous Gemstone. Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 52 (01:22:28):
The opening scene is I was hooked immediately. The opening
scene is they are over in China and they're doing
a mass baptism in a wave pool, and all of
a sudden, the pool malfunctions and everyone's just fighting for.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
The Oh my gosh, the lights are going likes.

Speaker 41 (01:22:48):
In there exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Oh, that's hysterical, that's so funny. What's going on, Hannah, Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Hey.

Speaker 41 (01:22:58):
So I was back to an infant in the Lutheran
church and they forgot to fill the basin, and so
the pastor decided just to spit on his.

Speaker 32 (01:23:07):
Hands, Holy Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Different.

Speaker 41 (01:23:16):
Grandma didn't like that, so then he took me to
the bathroom right after and baptized me herself with a
faucet in the woman's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Disgusting hold. And Andrea, you got to tell your daughter's
baptism story.

Speaker 16 (01:23:35):
Oh my gosh, this is a classic in our household.
When my youngest is baptized. She had on her beautiful dress,
white dress, tights, all the good stuff. She were Lutheran.
So she's tiny, like three months older in front of
the church and she poops all up her back and
down her tights while We're standing in front of the church,

(01:23:56):
and I had to I had to hand her to
the pastor because the pastor will take the baby and
then baptized, and I like had to whisper a warning
to him, like be careful. It was ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Oh my god, that's awful, poor pastor.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
Somebody made a stinky one and done on the dating.

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
Why no second date?

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Second date?

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Update? Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
It's Mojo in the Morning show. Anna, who is the
news member of this radio show? All right, you're not
going to do that. You're not. You don't develop bad
habits off of another person just because Kevin goes you're
not now, yo, be yourself the original. It is all right,

(01:24:43):
go ahead try it again, Anna, here with us.

Speaker 17 (01:24:49):
Go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
You got to come up with something. How about this?
You got to like do something that's kind of uh,
I don't know, like a weird noises or something I
don't know. I used to Can I tell radio story
real quick? The old guys can tell you radio story
right now. I used to work at a radio station
with a guy named George McFly. George McFly was a
rhyming DJ.

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
Whenever you do your impression of him, I'm so impressed
that he was that you're able to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Let me just say this to you. George McFly was
my mentor.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
George. Shout out to you. George is in Knoxville, Tennessee
right now. Shout out to George. Because George was amazing
and George. When I worked for him, I found myself
imitating him. So I would work with him and I
would go I would all of a sudden start going
on the air as instead of Little Tommy, because I
was Tommy at the time. I actually I was peeping
tom he called me, and instead of being Peeping Tom,

(01:25:41):
I was being George McFly part two, you know what
I mean, or George McFly Jr. And so I found
myself and this is your first radio job. I found
myself imitating him, and then I stopped imitating him. I
started imitating Jobo, who is the morning guy at time.
So long story short, I had a program directory that
one time said to me, You'll never be great until
you be yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
So I have a better idea. Do you want to
be doctor Evil and the mini guys?

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Oh my god, you know what's crazy? That's already who
I'm being. Are you are you serious? Wait, which one
are you? Doctor evil? I don't have a has got
to be your minime? That would be the.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Do you want to hear what I learned from George Fly?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
When you do this, you want to hear it? Go again? Anna,
here we go ready, cocoa buttered colored skin and bronze
and brown and cola and a long glass filled with
ice and lips that sip and smile so nice. String bikinis,
toes and sand, headphones on and bodies tan. It's not
summer anymore, but this is Dino. I like it. Okay,

(01:26:56):
that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
George in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
George McFly should be in the Hall of Fame. I
don't believe he is, but I'm gonna I'm gonna campaign.
I got a list of people, George McFly, Johnny dare,
Art Volo like these people are I think should be
in the Hall of Fame. That again, I campaign that
you never do that again. See we are not remembering D'Angelo.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
He's rolling over here.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
But can I tell you something? That's what I would
do on the air in my program, Director Dave Shakes
would go, Tommy not happy. That was how we used
to call you. All the time, not happy. So all right,
So wait, so Anna, Anna went to the dispensary yesterday.
I had some kind of weird thing happened to her.
The dispensary explained.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
I had to re up my stash, and I went
to the dispo in ham Trammick. I go there semi frequently,
but when I was walking in there, there was a
bus stop like right next to the door, and there
was some guys hanging out there. I'm assuming to get
on the bus, but one guy was like, yo, I
gotta ask you something when you come out, which I

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thought was weird. I was like afraid to come out
of the dispensary after I heard that, but went in
there did my thing, and then when I came out,
I was walking to my car and the guy came
out of the little bus stop area and started following
me to my car.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
At that point, right there, I'm calling the police.

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
Wow, begging me to buy what I just bought off
of me?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
And why I young? He looked like, I.

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
Would say, like college, but I don't even know. I
think the legal age is twenty one, so he looked
like he was around that age, so I felt like
it was either one of two things. I felt like
I was in a movie when the kids were trying
to buy liquor from older gentlemen at the liquor store.
Or I thought I was getting set up. I was like,
where are the cameras at? Where the cops at?

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Like is this a setup?

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
But I said no, Yeah, though I would love to help,
I just I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
So this is interesting. Why would you think and let's
I'm mean to ask the listeners this because I open
it up to everybody and you guys too. Why do
you think that this guy would want to buy Anna's
weed when he could just walk right into the store.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Is it recreational?

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Like anybody can just go in you don't need a car.
I go to ham trammick Well and the other thing.
I mean, I know this from you know, going to
uh mine in Wall Lake, but I always have to
give my driver's license when I go in there, So
I wonder if maybe maybe he doesn't have a b
id well, or do you when you get arrested or
something you get do they take your driver's license or something.

(01:29:30):
I don't know how it works, Like if you're a felon,
can you buy weed or how does that work?

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
I don't know to google in four for Mojoe Live.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Can I tell you where I thought you might have
put yourself at risk the moment that that guy says
to you when you come out, Can I do this?

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Can you let him follow you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
To your No.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
I almost asked the security guard to walk out with it,
but I was like, I think I might be overreacting.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Also, this was at noon, Like I went right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Bad things still happen.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Yeah, if you're off probation or a role in the
legal state, a felony does not prevent you from walking
in a dispensary and buyer recreation.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Okay, all right, so you can actually go. He had
to be underage or something. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Hold On, said Katie. Why do you think that this
guy did this? What's I'm sorry say that again? Tax?
What do you mean?

Speaker 21 (01:30:20):
Yeah, that's the sales tax now at the three forty
new package that Governor Whitmer just signed.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
The forty So why why would he want Anna though
to do to give him.

Speaker 14 (01:30:32):
Because he can pay less for that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
He can wait, He's going to make her pay the
tax on Brice coming just selling at a discount.

Speaker 34 (01:30:44):
Well, I mean that's what my sister just told me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Street weed is going to start getting high again. All
that's interesting to street weed is different than what Anna did.
Street weed is somebody that's doing it all in their basement. Yeah,
and I don't and I'll be on with you not
And that is, by the way, we didn't even talk
about that. That that tax for the streets is forty
percent coming from weed. So that's that's where the money's

(01:31:08):
coming from.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
I know they just updated. It's exactly, It's just a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Dang Zach. Zach said he thinks it's twenty four percent.
I will google that one again. Oh exactly, Yeah, it's
twenty four point two percent. Sax hold me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I think that's right. Actually, I think it is percent.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
What's up and that.

Speaker 61 (01:31:27):
I think he's just banned from going in there, especially
him trying it because they get real funny.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Oh that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
I've seen that before, by the way, I've seen people
that are banned from a business and uh, maybe they
didn't want they don't want him in there anymore because
he caused a problem for them, and that that's actually
harassed and the customers parking lot and that that is
such a great point. It is at twenty four percent
wholesale tax. Kirsten, what's up, Hey?

Speaker 48 (01:31:55):
I just wanted to say, maybe because I DO is expired,
they won't let you back into the room to buy
anything of your ideas.

Speaker 34 (01:32:02):
Out of date.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
That's actually a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Yeah, if you don't have the your license caught up
to date, that that might be the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
All these are great points. I mean the all these
are all great uh legit deals would.

Speaker 7 (01:32:14):
All have helped him because I was once I got
in my car, I was like, should I.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Have did him a solid?

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
I don't know. My sorry bro is like top tier. Yeah, sorry, bro,
here's my problem. All of a sudden, I sell him
something in the parking lot and I find out that
there's some kind of a legal thing about you selling
it to somebody else. And the next camera, cops are on, man,
what I think? I got the microphone in front of me,
and here's Jessica Dupnak doing a story on eleven. You know,

(01:32:42):
what's up, James High it's Mojo in the morning. How
you doing.

Speaker 34 (01:32:47):
Mojo?

Speaker 31 (01:32:47):
It's James the bartender early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
What's up buddy. I can't believe you're up this early
in the morning. Man, you must be closing up right now.

Speaker 32 (01:32:55):
All three jobs, man, you know how it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
But hey, and.

Speaker 28 (01:33:00):
This was a great opportunity for you.

Speaker 12 (01:33:02):
Like the last girl said, he definitely hadn't expired lifes.

Speaker 34 (01:33:05):
You could have charged double. It could be a regular thing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I thought about that, Anna, this could be your new hustle. Yeah, exactly.
Who needs three jobs? Then why aren't you doing that?
James would be hanging out at the Hamtramck dispensaries.

Speaker 12 (01:33:19):
You know what, now I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I like it, not bad. Hold on a second, did
I just say I like it? Coco butter colored skin
and bronze and brown and cola in a long glass
filled with ice and lips that sip and smile so nice, keV,
look at me, No, look at me, look at me.
You're gonna leave the studio.

Speaker 12 (01:33:43):
Come.

Speaker 44 (01:33:44):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Because that's the way I like. What do you think
about that, James? You like it?

Speaker 28 (01:33:55):
That's awesome? I love you, Mojo.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
I love you too, Buddy.

Speaker 8 (01:33:58):
We love you too.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Thank you, buddy. I appreciate you so much. What's up,
Jason High?

Speaker 28 (01:34:04):
Hey, what's going on with Joe?

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
You know what, I am a little off the meds today,
but that's good that's going on.

Speaker 52 (01:34:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 62 (01:34:14):
I'm just like I'm always I've always supported my friends,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 28 (01:34:18):
And we've always grown and we've.

Speaker 62 (01:34:20):
Won multiple Cannabis Cups, so we got that fire.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Wait, explain yourself. Where are you coming from right now?

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
What are you saying?

Speaker 62 (01:34:28):
I'm saying like me and my friends grow. You know
what I'm saying, saying what they're cracked up?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Degree? So you're saying that Anna's got to support local.
This is party? This is local? What local Saturdays or
something like that? You gotta you gotta.

Speaker 28 (01:34:42):
Deal every day? Where at the dispensary?

Speaker 30 (01:34:45):
In my room?

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Wait? Where do I find you? Are you online? Are
you can I follow your social media? Or are you undercovering?
I need to know about you.

Speaker 37 (01:34:54):
Yeah, I'm undercover.

Speaker 30 (01:34:55):
I'm on Nipselani.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Let me ask you this, Uh Jason from IBS lani H,
who's the head of this whole pack? I want to
know what's what's that? What's the guy's name? Who's the
goomba that that's got that thing going?

Speaker 32 (01:35:08):
So Paul p o s.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
P o ash. I'm not ma wei.

Speaker 28 (01:35:25):
He he grows, he grows.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
The checks All right, Jason, I apologize to any listener
that might have heard that on the stream. You heard
that on the stream.

Speaker 10 (01:35:43):
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Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
You in the Morning, guaranteed human Mojo.

Speaker 20 (01:36:11):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Let me take y'all back to the beginnings.

Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
Alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
You're a doo doo. Ahead, we go, we go, Let's go.
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. I saw
this at our new law that's going into effect in Michigan.
They're talking about this on the news when I was
driving in this morning, and it's an interesting one. I
didn't realize this was actually a big problem, but I

(01:36:40):
could see where it would be. They are protecting people
who are blind and their service animals, where if you
hit them with your car you actually could get a
harsher penalty than if you just hit a regular pedestrian.
Because there are so many cases, I guess I'm assuming

(01:37:00):
unless there's you know, uh, just one particular person that
got hit. That has a good way of getting to
the legislature and change laws. And I guess a lot
of it is electric cars are becoming an issue where
people are driving their electric cars and people who are
blind and their service animals can't hear the actual car coming.

(01:37:23):
And if you are one of those people driving those
cars and you hit these people or hit their dogs,
the fine in the penalty could be harsher for you.

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
You know what else is an issue. It's not only
the evs, but it's also a lot of our cars.
I don't know if your cars do this, but they
will turn off at the stoplight and so then you
can't hear them as well. So it is a huge,
huge issue. Yeah, it's wild because a lot of the crosswalks,
I know Rochester has the ones that make the noise.

(01:37:52):
Meham started to do them. Okay, look, I'm noticing it
more and more in certain communities.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Around Field did it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
And it was thanks to the Bernstein family and we're
Richard justice Burn seeing that that is a blind he was.
He actually would walk that area there right there off
of Maple Road and could not go through the walk
to get across the road because of that I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
A lot of these and obviously I can see in here,
but a lot of these electric cars are so quiet.
Even I have trouble sometimes here. Yeah, I can only imagine. Yeah,
if you can't hear at all.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
Well, I tell my kids, and they like Smith loves
to rollerblade and skateboard, and Lucy's always riding her bike
or her scooter. I'm like, you, guys have to be
aware in the street, even in our neighborhood, because people
aren't paying attention. They're looking at their phone until they
get out to the main road. And if you can't
hear them coming up from behind you or turning like,
you have to be so so super cautious.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
That's interesting it. But I found it to be interesting
that when I heard the story, I'm like, oh, we
got to talk about that that on the air.

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
Well, this is always so relatable to me because my
niece is blind. Shout out to Navy. Look the girl
we were Actually I got to see her last night
because my sister we were all out for to celebrate
Smith's birthday, and so we went out to dinner. And
so Navy has an ultra rare genetic disorder called m

(01:39:17):
cops twelve, and part of her symptoms is that one
of her symptoms is that she is blind and so
and she her eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Are like partially open when she's awake.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
But you you can tell she's blind, like you can
look at her and go, okay, she's blind. And last
night something happened and it was so funny to see
my sister. It's one of my sister's biggest pet peeves
where people will come up to the table they see
a baby because she's still very, very teeny tiny. So
we were holding her and people will come up and go, oh,

(01:39:51):
she's sleeping, and my sister's like, Nope, she's actually wide awake.
And people say it to her all the time. And
so it happened twice excuse me during dinner last night,
and Jacqueline was finally like, you know what, I'm going
to make her a little T shirt that says I'm
actually effing awake.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
So people just stop doing.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
It because it drives my sister so crazy, you know
that everybody just assumes even though I feel like you
can tell, but She's like, I would rather people just
come up and ask questions and come up and you
can tell.

Speaker 23 (01:40:19):
They're like.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
That is amazing that that happens more frequently than you
would think like that, that people would would come up
and do that and do the oh she's she's seeping.

Speaker 6 (01:40:31):
That all of a sudden get really quiet and we're like, nope,
she is, she's wide awake.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Opens I feel like I walk around. I mean, they
walk away gotta be feeling like they.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Got to feel.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
I know it's really unintentional, don't get me wrong, but
my sister hears it all day every day.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
And so she just last night was like, you know, yeah,
that's wild. I see you you post navy on your
social media. At anytime you post navy on your social media.
I feel like myself and my wife like, we just
eat her up. Man. She is so cute.

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
She just got a new kick ass wheelchair.

Speaker 51 (01:41:07):
Okay, and it's so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
What is it? What has it done for your family?
And I know that it's got to be very much
tougher on your sister and your brother in law and
stuff like that, but what is it? How has it
changed the dynamic of your family? Maybe that's a.

Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
Really I mean, she we truly believe that God picked
our family for her, that she was given to us
very specifically, she is the most loved little girl. And
I think we, I mean, my sister and my brother
in law, Jacqueline and Ryan are rock stars. I look
at them because they had no indication that we were

(01:41:50):
getting Navy, that they were going to get a child
with very severe special needs, because when she was born,
there was no indication on her ultrasound or her testing,
nothing that showed that there was an abnormality, that there
was a genetic mutation, and so they were prepared to
have a quote unquote normal baby girl, right And so

(01:42:10):
their life totally shifted in those moments of finding out
that they are going we as a family, are going
to be caring for her entire life. And but she,
you know, she's such a gift. And I think you
hear a lot of families that have a family member
with special needs as a part of their family, and you,
like you, life is so precious, and she teaches you

(01:42:33):
that even the littlest things. My sister has really bad
allergies right now, this is a great example. So she's
constantly blowing her nose and the sound of her blowing,
of mom blowing her nose to Navy makes her laugh
to the point where she almost can't breathe, she can't
catch her breath, and you're like, we take everything for granted,

(01:42:54):
and for her, it's the little things that are the
big things that make her so genuinely happy. And you
can't help but just be so joyful around her because
she's so happy all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:05):
That's great, that's sweet, Jenny.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
What's up? It's moje in the morning.

Speaker 14 (01:43:08):
I Hi, how you guys doing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
We're good? What's going on?

Speaker 31 (01:43:13):
Good?

Speaker 14 (01:43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 41 (01:43:13):
My daughter she's three. She was born blind as well,
and it used to irritate the crap out of you
when people would say, oh, she's sleeping, and they still actually.

Speaker 34 (01:43:22):
Say that to me, And now I just blatantly say nope.

Speaker 41 (01:43:25):
She's blind, and people normally are like, oh, oh, I'm sorry,
and I'm like, no, it's okay, it's just you know,
she's not sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Wow. So it's so similar to what Shannon's sister has
to deal with.

Speaker 37 (01:43:36):
Ye, that's yeah.

Speaker 41 (01:43:37):
So I feel for her sister.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
It is annoying, it's amazing. Well, what's your what's your
cuties name?

Speaker 41 (01:43:43):
Her name is Braylin.

Speaker 63 (01:43:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
I appreciate you, Jenny, thanks for She was.

Speaker 41 (01:43:48):
Born with optic nerve hyperplasia, so just another genetic condition.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
And how old is she She's three? Now wow, yeah,
that's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:43:58):
You need to be messy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Yeah yeah, take care of yourself. I appreciate you.

Speaker 33 (01:44:02):
Thank you too.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Yep, Leah, what's up. It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 14 (01:44:05):
Hi, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:44:07):
How are you guys.

Speaker 14 (01:44:11):
So my sister in law, she's severely handicapped. She has
throb with palsy and kin and I just I got
the chills when you were talking about maybe she is
so sweet. And my mother in law says the same
thing about my my sister in law that you know,
she wanted God to bless her with a child, and
if that child had special needs, she would obviously take

(01:44:31):
care of her. And it's just so special when you
have a family that is so just obviously it's a child,
you're happy, but when you have a child with special needs,
it's different. And I also wanted to say for your
other niece. You know, my husband and his brother, I
feel like they have a different sense of compassion because
of their sister, and that was one of the reasons
why I fell in love with him. So I think

(01:44:51):
it's also amazing for your other niece to see how
she'll grow up. And with a sister with special needs,
it's it's different. You get looked at. My sister. Mom
makes a loud noises, it's the way she expresses herself.
So and now having a son, like I want to
make sure that when he grows up he sees, you know,
there are people who are different in the world, and
that's okay. Every one's unique.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
So that's that's cute though, that that actually is the
reason why you fell in love with your husband, that
you saw the compassion that he had.

Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
That's great. Thank you for the call.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Thank you, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
What's up, Sarah?

Speaker 11 (01:45:23):
Hi, I just wanted to say it really warmed my
heart too hearing what she had to.

Speaker 14 (01:45:28):
Say about her niece.

Speaker 57 (01:45:30):
I have two kids less.

Speaker 11 (01:45:33):
Than a year a part in age. They both have
Level three autism, which is the most severe, and they're nonverbal.

Speaker 64 (01:45:41):
So like, just.

Speaker 11 (01:45:43):
How often things are taken for granted by parents, I mean,
I just by anyone, you know, like the littlest things
for my kids.

Speaker 52 (01:45:51):
There are such big things.

Speaker 11 (01:45:53):
And I just get a lot of idiotic comments towards
my kids and a lot of you know, weird looks
and misunderstanding, and it's just really nice the year.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
It's amazing to me when you know, and I could
hear your him in the background, right, he's right there,
my daughter. I got my daughter back, Okay, But it
is amazing that that we all live in a world.
And I guess we almost have to give grace to
some people because they just don't know sometimes and then maybe,
but maybe your child is one of the people that

(01:46:28):
will open up their uh, their eyes and their hearts
to you know what what it's like to to be autistic,
you know what I mean. Like either sometimes you hear
somebody like making noises or do anything, and your first
thing is like, oh, why is that kid acting that way?
And then you don't understand that this is, you know,
something that they can't control.

Speaker 11 (01:46:47):
Yeah, yeah, I actually I wear a tee shirt all
the time. That says because my daughter she does vocal
stems switcher.

Speaker 14 (01:46:54):
That's happening.

Speaker 9 (01:46:54):
It is there, you know, it's her.

Speaker 11 (01:46:57):
Expression of excitement of joy, and it says, you know,
if you hear the sounds, you're one of the lucky ones.

Speaker 6 (01:47:07):
I love that. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
Well, thanks Sarah, I appreciate you.

Speaker 20 (01:47:12):
Love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Appreciate you.

Speaker 23 (01:47:16):
Just the second date update Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
All right, second date update? Why are you not getting
a callback? We're going to find out. Skyler is getting
ghosted now after going out on a date that you
thought actually went well, but you didn't think it went
like excessively well like you thought it was just a
good date.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
Yes, what did you guys do? Skyler?

Speaker 6 (01:47:38):
We went bowling?

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Okay? Okay, and you guys had pretty good conversation with
each other while you were bowling.

Speaker 53 (01:47:47):
Yeah, you know, it was on and.

Speaker 7 (01:47:50):
Off, but I won.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
But I hope that's not the reason why some guys
get competitive, man, I do. We talked to that with
Kevin one time with a date. He gets competitive. He
does not want to see anybody win, not even his
kid does Kevin want to see win? All right, let's
see what's going on. We're gonna find out what's happening here.
Did you guys kiss or hug bye? What did you
guys do at the end of the day? Kissed? But

(01:48:16):
that's okay. Alex is on the phone with us right now. Alex, Hey,
how are we going good? Good to have you on, Skyler.
Say hi to Alex, Hey, could you hear that, Alex, Yeah,
I heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
So Skyler was just wondering what's going on and if
everything's okay?

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
Was everything okay? Did you Did you have a good
time on the date?

Speaker 8 (01:48:44):
Uh?

Speaker 37 (01:48:44):
Yeah, I had a good time on the day, so well,
I you know, I just didn't really like this bracelet
she was wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
She was wearing bracelet.

Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
What would Jesus do?

Speaker 37 (01:48:59):
Well, it was like one of those permanent bracelets.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Oh yeah, what is a permanent bracelet? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:49:06):
It's like a like a usually a gold or a
silver chain link and a solder it on you, like
you have to go somewhere to get it soldered on you,
but you can't take it off.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
What's wrong with her wearing a bracelet like that? Why
is that a bad bracelet to wear?

Speaker 37 (01:49:19):
Well, it's from her ex.

Speaker 6 (01:49:22):
How do you know that? Did you ask?

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:49:25):
She told me. She said it was from her ex
from last year.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Yeah, so she's wearing a bracelet that he gave her
and it's a bracelet. Is there meaning to the fact
that you think that she's still wearing it? And because
to me, if it was a ring, I would say
something with that, But is a bracelet a bad thing
to be wearing?

Speaker 37 (01:49:44):
Yeah, I mean it feels like, you know, I just
don't like that she's still wearing jewelry from her ex.
That just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 6 (01:49:51):
Why do you still wear it? T Tyler?

Speaker 8 (01:49:55):
Well, it cost it a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (01:49:58):
I bought it with my own money.

Speaker 53 (01:50:00):
It's permanent, and it's a cute bracelet, so I don't
feel like there's any need to remove it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
Does it. It doesn't have like initials or anything on it.
It's just like a it's just metal.

Speaker 53 (01:50:11):
I mean, it's got his first initial, my first initial.

Speaker 6 (01:50:14):
But oh see that okay anything?

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
Yeah that is that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
Is kind of weird to me.

Speaker 6 (01:50:20):
Actually, if it if it didn't have anything like that
on it and it was just like the chain, I
would say that's fine, Like I get it, it's cute.
They're expensive, but the fact that it has his initial
and your initial on it is kind of strange to me.
I mean, like for real, like you know, I mean,
you can go, you can cut you can so she
can if she wanted to, Yes, where do you have

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on it?

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
We had to cut it off of her first swim season.

Speaker 4 (01:50:43):
Where do you go to?

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
And we did it at home.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
Oh really? Okay, So, Skyler, are you willing to cut
that thing off to stay in a relationship with Alex?

Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
And Alex, I'll ask you the.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Question first, or actually I'll ask Skyler that question first
and then I'll ask you my last question, my question next, Skyler,
would you cut it off?

Speaker 6 (01:51:02):
It would have to take a lot for me to
cut it off.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 53 (01:51:05):
But it would have to well, he would have to
wow me so much more than the ex I had
before him, Yeah, to have me cut it off.

Speaker 6 (01:51:16):
So you're keeping that on until you meet somebody who
surpasses the expectations of what you had for your ex
almost definitely, which will never happen.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Gosh, should you be dating? Yeah, you're still probably still
have feelings for that Ax. It sounds like I mean.

Speaker 65 (01:51:31):
I don't, but but.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
You like the piece of jewelry. Yeah? Yeah, all right, Alex,
if she were to cut it off, if you guys
were to date for a period of time, and she
would have done a ceremonial cut on this, saying would
you be okay with that? Or you want her to
cut it off before she starts going dating again?

Speaker 28 (01:51:49):
No?

Speaker 37 (01:51:50):
I mean, did you hear her answers she still has
feelings for her ex. I mean the bracelet just shows that, yeah,
some models.

Speaker 6 (01:51:57):
I don't have to have feelings for my ex. Where
you're not listening to what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
You just said you would never find it yeah better than.

Speaker 53 (01:52:03):
Him, Yes, but I also said that if I did,
maybe I would want to cut it off.

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
But she's waiting.

Speaker 6 (01:52:11):
I don't have any feelings for my ex. I just
think the bracelet's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
I don't know about you, but I do not like
my ex at all. Never say that, but you like
the jewelry back eight four four Mojo Live eight four
four six sixty five six five four eight.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
Uh what do you think it should? Skyler cut it off?

Speaker 41 (01:52:30):
Or?

Speaker 15 (01:52:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:52:32):
Do you think that this is that even that big
of a deal? I probably, and it's weird. I probably
am one of those guys that just doesn't notice things.
I would I would look and think it was just
a bracelet. I don't think I would look and see what.

Speaker 6 (01:52:43):
It says when you but when you see initials on it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
But I probably wouldn't look that close.

Speaker 6 (01:52:49):
I don't know. I depend on what it looks like,
but I I feel like I would be curious. I
it's if it's like I have bracelets that have words
on them and names on them, and I guess I
would be curious and be like, oh, who's you know?
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Scott? What do you think she shouldn't be in the
dating scene?

Speaker 34 (01:53:05):
Because when you asked if if like she met someone
when she cut it off, she said, no, it'll never happen.

Speaker 8 (01:53:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
Anna said the same thing too. Anna kind of caught that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Maybe she's not over that ex in order to be
out there getting into another relationship. What's up, Sarah?

Speaker 54 (01:53:22):
Hi?

Speaker 20 (01:53:23):
Hey, I was comment.

Speaker 22 (01:53:24):
I'll say she would be the guy would need to
replace it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Oh so if you were dating Alex, you would cut
it off, but he's got to get you a new one.

Speaker 34 (01:53:36):
Yeah, it had to look better.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
But if it's gold, maybe she can melt it down.
Gold'sworth while. What's up, Mackenzie? How you doing?

Speaker 53 (01:53:46):
Hey?

Speaker 20 (01:53:46):
Good morning?

Speaker 14 (01:53:48):
I feel like this has become such a big deal.

Speaker 57 (01:53:50):
Like the first disagreement or argument they get into, she's
going to be like, well, I cut my bracelet.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
Off for you, Yeah, right, true. Can I ask this
question if this was a tattoo, would you feel the
same way Alex because tattoos are hard to get rid of.

Speaker 37 (01:54:05):
You know, I think it would be it would be
a red flag, but it would it wouldn't be as
big a deal. But as long as she said, you know,
I'm working on getting d Yeah, this is a quick thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
This is kind of like this is the jewelry version
of a tattoo. What's up, Michelle?

Speaker 37 (01:54:22):
This is a snip?

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
What's going on? Michelle?

Speaker 14 (01:54:26):
Hello?

Speaker 49 (01:54:27):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
What do you think?

Speaker 19 (01:54:30):
At first, I didn't.

Speaker 38 (01:54:31):
Think anything of it, because you know, women love jewelry,
But the comments that she made, I feel like she
does still have feelings for him, you know what I mean,
like get.

Speaker 34 (01:54:42):
Rid of the jewelry already.

Speaker 2 (01:54:43):
Somebody just said, can she just change the letters? Is
that possible? What do you think about that, Michelle? As
an idea if?

Speaker 38 (01:54:49):
I mean, yeah, if she did that, but I mean
it's more symbolic with the initials, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
Like, yeah, just out of curiosity. When's the last time
you spoke to your eggs?

Speaker 8 (01:55:01):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:55:02):
We haven't spoken in a few months.

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
Actually, Okay, so it's been a while, So it wasn't
like you recently talked to him. Maddie was up, No,
because nobody. What do you want to say, Maddie, I.

Speaker 56 (01:55:18):
Was gonna say, like, no, one logically, even if it
was a bad or a good breakup, wants to wear
something they look at every day as a reminder if
you no longer have it, And then also like that
she what has it to look at it? If that
was me, I'd be like, oh, I must have done
something right.

Speaker 18 (01:55:36):
If I was the ax.

Speaker 56 (01:55:37):
If they're still wearing something with my name on it
or my.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
Initials, I wonder if he listens, wouldn't that be interesting
to know? And I wonder, do you know, Skylard? Do
you know if he's got does he wear a bracelet too?

Speaker 45 (01:55:50):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:55:51):
So he is he still wearing your bracelet?

Speaker 2 (01:55:54):
Do you know?

Speaker 7 (01:55:55):
As far as I know, Yes, not the matching bracelets.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
That'd be kind of wild. But I paid for it.

Speaker 6 (01:56:03):
That's I feel like nobody's listening to that. I paid
for it with my own money. That's why I wear it.

Speaker 4 (01:56:08):
We don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
It's a cute piece of bracelet.

Speaker 6 (01:56:11):
It's a cute bracelet.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
It costs her some money. Our friend friend from Lucido
find jewelry. She text in, saying she'll help you get
rid of the bracelet and find some new ones if
you want. Maybe Alice can buy you one. Who knows,
maybe if you cared about you that much. Second date update,
I'm Mojoe on the morning, home with a.

Speaker 23 (01:56:28):
Dit on the thirty go back fro Dad on a
second date update and more than roses.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
This is Mojo in the morning. I find it interesting
too when there are people that will split with somebody
and they will like discard the ring that they were
wearing for such a long time. Like to me, if
the ring is a beautiful ring, like I would want
to keep wearing it for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:56:51):
But I guess there is so much symbolism. You think
that's weird too.

Speaker 7 (01:56:54):
No way, I sorry. I was eating my breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:56:59):
Oh, let me in a rock.

Speaker 7 (01:57:03):
One of my exes was a huge sneaker head, and
the hardest thing I had to do was get rid
of all these easies that he bought me. But I
was like, I cannot be wearing these of this man
bought them for.

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
Really, keep the not you. I don't like easies, but
I'd keep the good shoes anything, I would keep the
good shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
I don't want to think about him.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
How quick did you get rid.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Of the ring.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
I still have it.

Speaker 6 (01:57:26):
My my engagement ring and wedding rings, I still have them,
and nah, why would I get rid of that. I'm
going to make a beautiful piece of jewelry for hopefully
for Lucy one day that she'll want to wear. I mean,
I thought about selling it and using the money, like
to do something, but then I'm like, then I would
feel weird about whatever it is that I'm doing that
it came from something so yucky.

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
I don't know the.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
Reason why I say, see naw is because in my mind,
it wouldn't even be in your possession if I wanted
to give you something and we're no longer together or
you said no, it's an engagement that ring coming back
with me.

Speaker 6 (01:57:57):
But oh but not if you get maryor read right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:01):
I'm putting that into quick quick question, Shannon. When did
you take the ring off?

Speaker 6 (01:58:06):
I took it off the day I believe, if I
remember correctly, I took off the ring the day my
divorce was final.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
Wow, so you wore it?

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
I wore it the whole Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:58:16):
That you're repurposing it for Lucy.

Speaker 60 (01:58:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58:19):
In fact, now that I think about I don't even
know word it.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
I mean, I have it at my house.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Did any people, because I know you didn't date for
a long long time after you got divorced, But did
any people look at it as weird that you were
still wearing the ring even while you were going through
a divorce.

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
If they did, they didn't say anything to me about it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
Yeah, hold on, Bianca's on the phone. What's up, Bianca?

Speaker 20 (01:58:36):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:58:36):
How are you good? We were talking about the uh,
you know, the the bracelet. But you wanted to make
a comment about Xes buying you things and keeping the
things that the exes buy you. What's up?

Speaker 16 (01:58:50):
Well, we were together like eight years.

Speaker 22 (01:58:52):
He bought me like several Louis Vuitton persons, and.

Speaker 11 (01:58:55):
I've contemplated several times and getting.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
Rid of them. I just can't not.

Speaker 22 (01:59:02):
Don't use them that much.

Speaker 6 (01:59:03):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
No, No, you keep that stuff, ye, get rid of it,
sell them for a lot of money.

Speaker 43 (01:59:09):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:59:11):
Okay.

Speaker 39 (01:59:11):
At one point I did throw it like over the gate,
but then my mom made my son go get it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
What gay, did you throw it over over.

Speaker 16 (01:59:20):
My apartment gate?

Speaker 49 (01:59:21):
Like we live like behind Hinz Park And I just
tossed it one day Can I tell you something.

Speaker 6 (01:59:26):
There's a difference between anna point shoes, purses, you know,
a sweatshirt, and jewelry with your initials together on it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:34):
Yeah, there's a difference.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
What's up, Claire, how you doing?

Speaker 31 (01:59:37):
Hy?

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Good morning, guys, Good morning.

Speaker 21 (01:59:40):
I was calling about the second date update and holding
on to jewelry. I still have my forty five hundred
dollars engagement ring that he let me keep and I
still wear it so that guys will stay away from me.
I don't like the attention, but I do have a
gentleman that I'm talking to that doesn't really care because
he knows I'm wearing it because.

Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
It's pretty Come on, you know what I think? I
think guys need to be strong, stronger with who they
are and be like I don't care what you wear,
you know what I mean? Like what if the guy
what if a guy bought you a car, would you
not want them to drive the car that he bought
you as long as you're not, you know, uh, letting
that guy still make payments to your hu haa. You

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know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:00:22):
We're not going to act like men quote unquote insecure
beings out here.

Speaker 4 (02:00:26):
It's a lot of women.

Speaker 21 (02:00:28):
Issue when she was wearing the little jewels, I think
that's a little bit much, but.

Speaker 4 (02:00:33):
But keV but predominantly what.

Speaker 21 (02:00:35):
They want as long as they have an understanding of
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
If a guy were to be wearing like say, for instance,
Chelsea bought me a love break or a love ring
back in the day, it doesn't fit me anymore. My
fingers are fat. And but if she brought me that,
and if I went out on the dating scene wearing it,
would I would I even have to explain it. I
could say my mom bought.

Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
It for me.

Speaker 24 (02:00:54):
You might.

Speaker 5 (02:00:55):
I'm just saying I've been in relationships where a girl
bought me what do you call those things? Where you
could have it initial and you have like cups with
your starting to see I feel like you put your
alcohol in it. You know what I'm saying, But like,
what's something to that effect where it was engraved and
bossed whatever you said. She came over and there was like, wow,
where'd you get then? And I was like, well, my
ex so or so buch. She's like, uh uh, first

(02:01:15):
thing we doing is getting rid of that. Yeah, they
don't want the things either. I'll be trying to sit
up here, act like y'all don't no, I agree, all right, cool.

Speaker 6 (02:01:23):
I'm trying to think of what word you were trying
to think of.

Speaker 4 (02:01:25):
Yeah, me too, Sorry, I'll figure out.

Speaker 2 (02:01:28):
Listen later, I'll just randomly yell out of world.

Speaker 23 (02:01:32):
Either knew nor improved, but still better than the rest.

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
Just Mojo in the morning. All right, it is Mojo
in the morning. Zach just got back from taking a
couple of days off. He was moving into his new place. Yeah,
he talked about this, how excited he is that he's
got his first apartment where he's living by himself. He moved,
and moving as a very stressful thing. Who helped you move, Zach?

(02:01:57):
It was my brother in law, my sister, but mostly
my sister. So your sister, by the way, who's like
your mom o angel. I love her.

Speaker 44 (02:02:05):
Also, if you're listening, please call us. We aren't going
to call you Andrea so called anyway. So I'm freaking moving,
and moving's a bitch, but I think I'm a bigger
bitch when it comes to moving.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
Basically, me and my sister.

Speaker 44 (02:02:22):
Uh, try to move my bad frame into my new
apartment and the.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
Bolts are stripped on the head frame. Does that make sense? Like,
so the bolts that attach the frame to the actual frame. Okay,
So we have.

Speaker 44 (02:02:37):
It halfway through the front door, and I bring my
sister the tools and she's stuck on the stairs, so
I can't try to get the tools either, so she's trying.
We spend like twenty thirty minutes trying to get the
head board off. Finally I'm like, f this, I take
it and I rip it, and the whole like wood

(02:02:57):
is gone. But the whole time I just wanted to
throw it out anyway, Like I knew it wasn't gonna
fit so real quick.

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
So you were you were trying to move your bed
in bed frame. Yeah, and you were able to move
it out of your play the old place that you
were in because they had bigger doors, and you were
able to put it in the vehicle that drove you
over to the new place. But this one here, you
were trying to like move the whole bed together. Pretty
much shit, Okay.

Speaker 44 (02:03:21):
And dude, it was hot as hell yesterday and I'm
sweating and I'm getting pissed off, So I knew this
sucker wasn't gonna fit. So finally I was like, we're throwing.
I'm yelling at my sister. I'm like, listen, we're not
doing this. I hate this. I'm throwing this out. I'll
just buy a fifty dollars one on Amazon, just like,
just don't throw things out.

Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
And I'm like, no, we are, We're gonna throw this out.
I hate this.

Speaker 44 (02:03:43):
And finally, after seeing her struggle with this freaking tool
bit uh, I was like, screw this and I ripped
it out and the whole thing just like came crumbling.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
So was your sister Like was she mad at the
circumstances and mad with you for you're doing? Yeah? After
I did that, she called me a little You're being
a little bit right now, Zach.

Speaker 6 (02:04:10):
By the way, honestly, moving is so stressful.

Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
I don't think anybody's ever in.

Speaker 2 (02:04:14):
A good mood when I don't think and you can't.
But here's the thing, though, Zach, you can't piss off
the people that are helping you move. Like you have
to know, like, when people are helping you move, they
could ask you for anything over the course of the
time that they're moving. You better give it to them
because they're the only people that are willing to help
you move. Well, I guess when you know you have

(02:04:35):
true friends and family.

Speaker 44 (02:04:37):
I know I kind of screwed that up too, because
after we finally moved, uh and I finally broke it,
she said to me, after calling me a little bit,
she said, you have treated me so poorly, I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (02:04:50):
Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (02:04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:53):
Yeah, we like squared up and I apologize. By the way,
has anybody ever had this happen to them, because I've
seen that I've helped friends move, and my friends were
dicks to me about.

Speaker 4 (02:05:02):
Don't put that there.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
I'm like, I'll put it word of that if I want.
You not even paying me, you know, like I've had
so many problem is when you have a truck and
everybody wants to borrow your truck to and then you
got to help them move. Hold on, Zach's sister, Andrea
is on the phone with us right now. Andrea, you're
on with in the morning, good morning, and the little
bitch is with us.

Speaker 34 (02:05:24):
A little bitch.

Speaker 61 (02:05:25):
Listen, I have some things to clarify.

Speaker 4 (02:05:28):
Yeah, please tell us.

Speaker 61 (02:05:30):
First of all, I was not yelling. I was not
being all bananas about it. I was very calm and like, okay,
calm down, we'll figure it. Out, and then when I
did call him a name, I said it in the
calmest boys possible.

Speaker 7 (02:05:44):
I said, well, you're a little bitch.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
She kept it cool. Yeah I did. I did, so
did you. She got in the car. You got in
the car and just left then right afterwards, or would you?

Speaker 44 (02:05:59):
Yeah, she took my car and I was driving her car,
so I was taking you back, So she just got
in my car exactly.

Speaker 61 (02:06:06):
I wanted to peel out of the parking lot so bad.

Speaker 2 (02:06:10):
She's helping you, She's helping you do this, and why
would you do that.

Speaker 3 (02:06:14):
She's a busy mom my author.

Speaker 20 (02:06:19):
No, no, no, I have more.

Speaker 39 (02:06:23):
It's not just the bed.

Speaker 61 (02:06:25):
Everything that remotely did not like was tricky.

Speaker 58 (02:06:29):
I used to position the couch a certain way or whatever.

Speaker 15 (02:06:32):
He's like, well, that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
We need to it doesn't fit.

Speaker 65 (02:06:34):
We need to throw it away.

Speaker 6 (02:06:38):
It was three days of moving for you.

Speaker 44 (02:06:40):
Yeah, yeah, listen, Andrew, I love you. I will never
do this again, because next time we're hiring movers.

Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
Yeah, there isn't no next time. You're staying in this
place forever.

Speaker 61 (02:06:53):
And it's all good, honestly, Like I was, I said,
all right, I'm leaving you to be poorly.

Speaker 9 (02:07:00):
Yeah, but like I wasn't mad.

Speaker 31 (02:07:01):
I just I was just out.

Speaker 2 (02:07:03):
Are you proud of your brother?

Speaker 30 (02:07:05):
Though?

Speaker 2 (02:07:05):
This is his first all alone apartment that he's ever
lived in.

Speaker 61 (02:07:08):
So proud of him. I adore him. I was happy
to help him out until he became a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
I don't hold on a second, Dante, what's up? It's Mojo.

Speaker 63 (02:07:18):
In the morning, my sister called me up and I
asked her to help. Asked me to help her move arber.
I got in her place, she did not pack one
thing then. So then I walked around looking for someone
that helped me. So I walked all just the complex.
I found this big, strong guy.

Speaker 34 (02:07:36):
He came over to help me.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38):
They ended up getting married.

Speaker 4 (02:07:39):
Wow, that's an amazing story.

Speaker 32 (02:07:42):
I tell my nephew.

Speaker 63 (02:07:43):
It's because of Meteor Alive.

Speaker 2 (02:07:47):
By the way, that's like a movie. Hey, can I
can I real quick just say this to you. This
is a word of warning. And Dante just brought this up.
When you move, you got to put your stuff in
boxes when you like, if you you can't show up
at the person's house and they haven't even done anything

(02:08:07):
and they're like, yeah, here we go, and you're like
carrying plates to a car. Did wait, how did he do? Andrea?
Did he have his stuff?

Speaker 18 (02:08:17):
Zach?

Speaker 44 (02:08:18):
Well, I didn't have anything packed. But that was my
problem and not my sister. So why uh, I, between
you and me, I didn't. I haven't gone back to
that that place where I was living for like a
whole month.

Speaker 2 (02:08:33):
Okay, so I still had stuff there that was just
laying around.

Speaker 8 (02:08:37):
But I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (02:08:37):
Why is it your brother in law's problem. Well, he
was just there to help me move.

Speaker 35 (02:08:41):
Out, because he did it the day before.

Speaker 61 (02:08:43):
And when Zach helped Sax fill up the U haul,
but Zach had nothing packed.

Speaker 14 (02:08:48):
He had out the pack too.

Speaker 44 (02:08:51):
Zach, I'm kind of just like, all right, let's get
this done. And then we got it done.

Speaker 2 (02:08:57):
Well, Andrea, you're a great sister again, proving that Zach's
lucky to have his sister. Andrea.

Speaker 61 (02:09:04):
True, don't you think he owes me some dinner?

Speaker 12 (02:09:08):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
I think? So the hell out of here? Do you
want him to cook it in his new apartment or
do you want to? You know?

Speaker 44 (02:09:14):
Have you.

Speaker 4 (02:09:16):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:09:17):
We'll talk to you later, Andrea?

Speaker 4 (02:09:19):
All right, we'll see you later.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
All right? What a great sister she is? You don't
like that. What's what's up? Jordan High?

Speaker 27 (02:09:27):
Uh, he definitely owes her there because it wasn't yesterday
the hottest day.

Speaker 2 (02:09:37):
A great timing.

Speaker 23 (02:09:39):
How am I supposed to live and love in these conditions?

Speaker 2 (02:09:43):
This is in the morning, It's mojo in the morning.
I'm intrigued by this because I actually think that this
is interesting that they've gotten to this point. But we
talk about Tinder all the time, and I know we
got second date updates, you know here on the show
whereverybody seems to meet on Tinder. Tinder is testing a
new thing for the people that pay for tender. Do
we have any people that pay for tender listening to this?

Speaker 6 (02:10:04):
That they get you?

Speaker 8 (02:10:05):
Again?

Speaker 4 (02:10:06):
It gets you, they say better.

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
Like ways to communicate, no go through and weed out
all the bad ones.

Speaker 4 (02:10:16):
One of the things that it gets you for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:10:18):
So like, I don't pay for tender, so I can
like people, but I can't see who's liked me unless
we liked each other. Yeah, so if you pay for tender,
you can just see people who liked you, which gives
you better opportunity to look up.

Speaker 2 (02:10:30):
They're also testing this filter now where they're filtering through
different things like questions about you and who you are,
to make sure that your pictures don't, you know, kind
of throw people off because a lot of times people
will put a picture up there and it's not that person.
One of the big ones that they're doing right now
is Tender is testing a feature that will weed out

(02:10:54):
and filter out all the short guys. For girls, what
you mean, so you'll you'll put in there your height
and if you're somebody that chooses that you want a
man that's at least of a certain height, it will
weed out all those guys so that those guys aren't
aren't on there.

Speaker 6 (02:11:12):
Everybody's just gonna lie the figure.

Speaker 4 (02:11:17):
Well, that is an interesting point.

Speaker 2 (02:11:18):
I'm sure that everybody's gonna lie, but you'll you'll notice
it right away obviously. If that's the case, I think
now you don't know if somebody is short or not
short based on just a picture.

Speaker 5 (02:11:28):
The same thing though you put well, I don't remember
if I needed to put my ID to verify my age,
because you can sort your age ranges, which I'm sure
is the way that they're doing. The height where I
can say, the only people that I want you to
serve me are people between twenty three and forty three.
Whatever the gags may be, that's probably how they're doing.
The height only serve me people that's six feet to
seven feet.

Speaker 2 (02:11:48):
Let me ask the listeners, what is the shortest you'll date? Like,
what is the absolute shortest that you will go for?
As far as the data is concerned, because they find
it interesting that they said that this was the number
one thing that people said was their complaint that they
had was that they would go out with a guy,

(02:12:09):
see his picture, talk to him on the phone, go
and meet him, and the guy being short with something
that they thought was.

Speaker 3 (02:12:17):
Like, what are y'all considering short?

Speaker 5 (02:12:18):
How the girls have always told me how they gauge guys,
they don't necessarily do about Okay, you gotta be five
to living, you got to be whatever case is.

Speaker 4 (02:12:25):
They need him to be taller than them when they
wear high heels.

Speaker 6 (02:12:27):
Yes, I get that, but I'm saying, for the apps purposes,
what is the height that is considered?

Speaker 3 (02:12:34):
So if you're under this tight, you're short.

Speaker 2 (02:12:36):
Society says that if a guy is under five foot eight,
they are considered to be in the lower of the
eye less.

Speaker 3 (02:12:42):
You're right on the cuffs.

Speaker 2 (02:12:44):
How tall he just made it.

Speaker 3 (02:12:45):
He says he's five eight, and that's what Tom says.

Speaker 2 (02:12:49):
Come out.

Speaker 6 (02:12:49):
All his official documents say he's five eight and winning
doctor stuff. But I do not believe him.

Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
Can we do an official like his driver's.

Speaker 6 (02:12:56):
License is five eight.

Speaker 4 (02:12:57):
Let's go my license.

Speaker 2 (02:12:59):
Let's have go to doctor Warner's office and do the
official where it's the actual, because that's the only place
that you know how tall you are.

Speaker 4 (02:13:07):
I always thought I was six foot three and a half.

Speaker 2 (02:13:09):
Yeah, I went and I went and got my height
officially done, and I got it done at at Michigan Medicine,
at University of Michigan. And I was not six foot
three and a half. I was six foot two in
barely a half. Oh no, but that's not six three
and a half five eight. I think I got to
be taller than five e what's going on? Morgan? How

(02:13:30):
you doing good? How are you good? What's up? So
my question is with the.

Speaker 66 (02:13:36):
Height thing, I mean, do men get an option to
filter out women's weight?

Speaker 7 (02:13:42):
Because I feel like, hang on, so because I.

Speaker 66 (02:13:48):
Am engaged to a short king, right, and so I
don't discriminate whether you're you know you're tall, you're short,
But you know what height is for women and is
what weight is?

Speaker 6 (02:14:01):
Fern I think so, I mean, I'm not mad at
that is very tricky though, because you have a girl
who is in phenomenal shape, super muscular, her weight is
obviously going to be higher than probably what she looks
like because must always weren't fact right, So that's.

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
And there are some people that honestly can be heavier
and look like the lighter Milo, what's up? It's Mojo
in the morning.

Speaker 11 (02:14:27):
Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 14 (02:14:28):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
Good morning? What's going on?

Speaker 36 (02:14:32):
So?

Speaker 35 (02:14:32):
I was actually going.

Speaker 58 (02:14:33):
To comment on the whole paying for Tinder and getting
a better account.

Speaker 41 (02:14:37):
So I have a very good friend who works.

Speaker 58 (02:14:39):
In tech for dating apps. Yeah, and she told me
that actually they are instructed to make it so that
you don't get what would be considered an ideal match
on these dating sites, to keep you on the app.

Speaker 2 (02:14:55):
Oh that's interesting. It's actually that sounds like a scandal
in itself. We got to do some investigating on that.
And this is from somebody that actually knows. That's craziness.
What's going on, Lauren? How are you hi? Good? We're
talking about what what is the height? What is considered short.

Speaker 36 (02:15:16):
So short to me is like, and I hate to
say it, under five eleven, right, And it's so crazy though,
because I'm only five to three.

Speaker 2 (02:15:27):
Yeah, but so you think that a guy if he's
under five foot eleven, if he's not.

Speaker 36 (02:15:33):
Close to six foot maybe maybe I'll say maybe five eight,
But I personally, I'm like, I need like five eleven.

Speaker 2 (02:15:42):
In a Yeah. Well that's it's interesting. I mean, you know,
you think about it, you think that the average height
of a guy actually has gotten taller over the years,
where they say that the average height of a guy
is five foot nine and a half inches.

Speaker 4 (02:15:59):
You haven't walked through a middle school all these you're
so tall?

Speaker 2 (02:16:02):
Yeah, what's up, Joseph High?

Speaker 30 (02:16:06):
Hi?

Speaker 28 (02:16:07):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
What's going on? Nothing?

Speaker 25 (02:16:10):
I'm getting a little annoyed.

Speaker 32 (02:16:11):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 25 (02:16:12):
I'm five foot four and just getting shorter with age.

Speaker 2 (02:16:15):
Yeah, that's true. By the way, I get it.

Speaker 37 (02:16:18):
I totally get it.

Speaker 62 (02:16:20):
Average heights five foot eight.

Speaker 12 (02:16:21):
I've been short in my whole life.

Speaker 25 (02:16:22):
I accepted it when I was ten years old. But honestly,
like the pool of girls gets much smaller for us
guys that are a little shorter and so so it's
tinder doing any you know other types of differentiating for
guys my age, like for my height, because honest four,
I'm not looking for someone with a forty two waist

(02:16:44):
and three hundred and fifty pounds in my crush me?
Do I get stilly option?

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
Yeah? By the way, can I ask you how what
are the percentages being five foot four that every girl
that you go on a date with is taller than you? Zero?

Speaker 31 (02:17:02):
I don't.

Speaker 28 (02:17:02):
I don't go out with taller girls.

Speaker 2 (02:17:04):
There's no way when you go out on dates you
only find short girls. I bet you you've gone on
dates and had to sit there and look at a
girl's knees. I'm not looked at girls rests. But do
you ever tell do you ever tell girls you're five
foot four and you can take care of all the

(02:17:25):
important areas absolutely?

Speaker 30 (02:17:28):
And then and then you know what's what the truth?

Speaker 4 (02:17:31):
By the way, can I tell you something?

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
If you're five foot four and you're going on a
lot of dates, I'm guaranteeing that you've got a great
personality and you're in great shape. You probably got muscles
and upon muscles.

Speaker 59 (02:17:43):
I'm the personal short short guys with well, it's sign signal.

Speaker 2 (02:17:54):
The problem is that being five foot four, you are
smaller than the actual antennas, that the cell antennas. Now, Joe,
can I tell you something, Joe, I give you a
lot of credit because if you're going out on a
lot of dates and I got it. I got some
friends that are that are, you know, five foot four
or five foot five, and they say that girls right
away cut them off the moment they walk into bars

(02:18:17):
or they go on a date, because girls look at
guys honestly in their height, and a lot of times
the girls will make will make comments about like where
do you shop, you know, for for clothes and things
like that.

Speaker 4 (02:18:29):
Do you have to get all your pants?

Speaker 2 (02:18:30):
Hemmed? Yeah again, there it is there. It is short
guys bad signals. He's a great guy. I like Joe,
and I actually give Joe credit because somebody told me
that short guys have bigger, bigger packages.

Speaker 4 (02:18:46):
Really that's what I've heard. Is that true?

Speaker 2 (02:18:48):
Hinna?

Speaker 23 (02:18:55):
I guess you could call us with tickets. I mean
sometimes we let our phone beat. We was getting down
to like five percent. So this is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:19:06):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 6 (02:19:08):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Good morning. It is the Mojo in the morning show.
Shannon and keV and uh Lydia, Bianca, Zach and myself
Mojo all happy to be here with you guys. Coming
off of a late night last night, a couple of beverages,
adult beverages. So I'm kind of waking up this morning
feeling like I still could be a little bit drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:19:31):
I don't know, drinking bourbon.

Speaker 2 (02:19:33):
I was drinking my bourbon. This guy was drinking the
tequila Ocho tequila I was drinking last night. I was
drinking four roses bourbon and we were the only two
because Chelsea was not drinking. Actually, So can I tell
you a little bit about this guy, because you know
it's funny. Yesterday does a topic about how he was

(02:19:56):
messing with that girl, and that woman called up I
think he was her name Mary, Mary. Mary calls to
Mary and her three beautiful children, and she was very
upset with Kevin. I want Mary to listen to this
because I want to tell you what kind of guy
this man is. This man, every single time he does
something always makes me realize how less of a human

(02:20:17):
I am, how less of a man I am. You know,
I've in my life tried to do one thing, and
that is I've tried to be a good human being,
and I've tried to be a good husband and a dad.
Those are like my things. This guy shows me up
every f in time. But the interesting thing was, I thought,

(02:20:40):
in the beginning of the night, this guy is finally
a human. He has finally got a flaw because I
answer my door and at the door doorbell rings. Literally,
if I didn't know him, I wouldn't let him in
because I'd be afraid.

Speaker 6 (02:20:55):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
He's wearing like a sweatshirt, an old, dirty sweatshirt, and
a pair of sweatpants that looked like thrown away. And
he's holding in his hands a gift for Chelsea. Not flowers,
not chocolates, not you know, anything you know, sweet and
romantic that a woman would want. He is handing in
his holding in his hand grapes. He's got a bag

(02:21:20):
of grapes and I and I let him in. I
look at this grape. I'm going, did these things fall
out of like my grocery bag on the driveway and
he's picking them up or something?

Speaker 6 (02:21:29):
What made you pick grapes as a gift?

Speaker 2 (02:21:32):
Because everybody like grapes like, okay, I.

Speaker 6 (02:21:37):
Will say I saw the photo from last night, and
these were not just ordinary grapes. They were the Cutton
candy grapes, but are very you are my favorite, and
they're very difficult to find. Sometimes crogra hasm, sometimes whole
foods hasm. Most of the times they don't, so when
I find them, it's like a treat.

Speaker 5 (02:21:51):
So the thought is like, I've been to Mojo's house
more than a few times, and I was taught, when
you go to somebody's house, especially for an occasion, you
bring something. Chelsea's not drinking, I'm not gonna show up
with wine and be like, well when you can drink,
here you go. She's got a billion flowers already, so
what's one more bouquet gonna do? So I'm like, damn,

(02:22:11):
I can't just bring her nothing Like who doesn't love breaks?

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
You're gonna get him at some point. Hold On, Lydia
told me this is pretty funny. So when I told
Lydia the story this morning, I said, I want to
talk about this. Lydia goes, did you see his TikTok?
And they said no, I didn't see his TikTok. I
guess keV did a TikTok before he came over to
the house. Kevin knows and TikTok. Listen, yeah, listen, listen to.

Speaker 4 (02:22:36):
I pray mostly so a friend of mine she married.

Speaker 2 (02:22:39):
It ain't nothing like that, but she invited me over
for dinner or her husband. Now I've been here several
times before, so this is not like my first time coming.
And I was taught like when you go over people's house,
like you bring them something. Now I've been over here
several times, and you know, I brought flowers, I think
my first songs I brought. My son, brought wine for.

Speaker 5 (02:23:02):
She's had some medical situations recently, so I've sent things.
So I say all that to say, like, I don't
be showing up if you handy.

Speaker 4 (02:23:09):
But she invited me over for dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
I'm like, man, what can I bring a bunch of
people that sent their flowers already? So I know she
ain't trying to get that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:16):
She don't want wine.

Speaker 2 (02:23:17):
She like, just bring yourself. So my trip if it is,
that's my micer's bag. I just got some grapes who
don't like grapes, who don't like grapes, and my tripping her.
You think she's gonna be all right. Eight dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:23:35):
Grapes are outages, outageous.

Speaker 2 (02:23:39):
Go look at the picture up on Instagram and Facebook
and all that stuff on our show in our station.
So he's there with his grapes. Okay, he's got it,
got the great. Chelsea thought it was great, hysterical, and
I left him. Chelsea's best friend Jessica was there too,
and Jesson I thought it was great too. He terms
the the literally, the the painties off of every girl

(02:24:02):
who doesn't like grapes. He's a panty dropper when he
does this thing. He also did something I thought was
the most interesting, and I'm gonna fast forward to this
because then I'm gonna come back and talk about how
weird he is. At the end of the night, we're
getting ready to you know, not getting ready to leave.
Jessica's getting ready to leave. She's gonna go home to
you know, will Uh and Danny and Sloan, and she's like,
all right, I'm gonna get going, and he goes. Nobody's

(02:24:24):
getting up and I'm saying, couch. He's like, Jessica, she's
like a sister to me, you know what I mean.
It's all right, Jess, I'll see it later. He gets up.
He walked her to her car.

Speaker 6 (02:24:32):
Oh yeah, he always does that.

Speaker 2 (02:24:33):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (02:24:34):
If I walk out of this building and I'm by
myself and I'm parked in that lot, you always walk me,
and I always tell you please don't.

Speaker 2 (02:24:40):
He was gonna say, good, do you do.

Speaker 7 (02:24:41):
You realize you were in West Bloomfield's probably in a
dated community.

Speaker 2 (02:24:46):
It doesn't matter. That's what I'm supposed to do, not gated.
There are a couple, uh, there's a couple of riff
raft across the street from me. But yeah, I think
they had antlers. No, no, no, So he does that.
It was just sweet. It was a very sweet thing.
The other thing that's sweet too is his grandmama, As
he said, grandma mothers calls him up. He answers the phone,
and this is the sweetest. She's like, Kevin, what's on

(02:25:10):
TV tonight? And he goes Tigers on Fandel and the
Thursday night football on Prime. She calls to ask him
what sports are on? She watching sports every night and
asking him for that. And then when she heard that
keV was hanging out with us, she goes he's in
good hands. Like she was so sweet. It was such

(02:25:32):
a wonderful she was happy that you were over.

Speaker 6 (02:25:34):
Did you overstay you're welcome or did you leave it
at all?

Speaker 2 (02:25:37):
I probably left like before nine for sure. That was
it was fun. We got red coats, We got burgers,
which he wanted burgers. Now this is where the weird
thing comes into play. Everybody ordered a burger and fries. Okay,
and so I also got the Coleslaw too. She never
had the Coleslaw there. It's freaking amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:25:56):
Never had it.

Speaker 2 (02:25:57):
Coleslaw is amazing. It's honestly, it's as good as the
KFC close Law, which KFC has got great close law.

Speaker 4 (02:26:03):
So okay, so we order. We're all sitting there.

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
We got styrofoam container with our burger, styrofoam container with
the fries.

Speaker 4 (02:26:11):
Kevin does this.

Speaker 2 (02:26:12):
He eats the entire styrofoam container of his French fries
and does not touch his burger. Oh yeah he will.
He This guy is the weirdest eater ever. He will
not eat com like. He won't do fry here, bite
of the burger, burger, bite fry. You know, he doesn't
do any of that stuff. He and then he was

(02:26:33):
full from eating. If he was my child, I send
him to his room.

Speaker 6 (02:26:38):
Because you've talked about how you do this before. You
have to like eat each thing before you move on.
Don't you want the perfect bite of that burger and
a fry?

Speaker 2 (02:26:46):
No ketchup.

Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
The only thing that should touch is the yams and
the macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:26:51):
It's not that then they not touch it.

Speaker 5 (02:26:53):
I'm telling you. I'm telling you've never had the perfect threesome.
Is your mouth yams and macaris.

Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
Really, that's the only time you come.

Speaker 6 (02:27:00):
So here's what happens with me. If I do that,
I feel like I would eat all my French fries,
start taking a few bites in my burger and be like,
I just want some more French fries.

Speaker 5 (02:27:07):
I don't know what did I have to finish one
thing before I have the other. Even when I do breakfast,
like I eat all my eggs, then I move on
to the bacon, then I'll have.

Speaker 4 (02:27:14):
The pancakes last.

Speaker 5 (02:27:16):
It's always in sections, and especially if it's burger and fries,
that fries are basically like your appetizer, Like that's your
starting point and then you finished with the burger.

Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
What's even weirder.

Speaker 5 (02:27:27):
As I'm sitting on this side of the table, all
three of them ate their burgers and I don't care
if they have lettuce on it with a fork and
a knife.

Speaker 2 (02:27:34):
Who the hell a fork and a knife? They cutting
up the burger. All we are in West Bloomfield, I
should no, no, we all are gluten free. And there
were all lettuce wraps in the lettuce wrap. You can
grab a lettuce wrap and bite it. I did. I
grabbed the first I grabbed the first couple of bites,
and it all over the place like it literally it
like like it was like a like a pimple popping

(02:27:54):
right all over my hands. So, uh, I don't know, Aaron,
You're not calling up about how weird of an eater
he is. But if you are calling up, you got
to talk about how weird of an eater he is.
You wanted to call up about the grapes.

Speaker 17 (02:28:06):
Yeah, I just wanted to say that was the most
wholesome thing I've ever heard, that he's just so innocent
bringing grape It was you.

Speaker 2 (02:28:13):
It was honestly one of the happiest moments that Chelsea
has had in the last month of recovering from surgery.

Speaker 9 (02:28:19):
I mean he was, Yeah, he's totally right.

Speaker 17 (02:28:21):
I mean she has many a flowers, she has you know,
she's not drinking.

Speaker 18 (02:28:25):
It's you know, it's fit.

Speaker 6 (02:28:26):
There could be other things, but it's just so wholesome.

Speaker 2 (02:28:29):
Yeah, who doesn't like great? It's perfect. I just went
on his TikTok and read misfit Victor put up on
his TikTok. What do you want her to do? Squish
those with her feet to make her own wine? What's up? Cam?

Speaker 36 (02:28:41):
Hi?

Speaker 49 (02:28:43):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (02:28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 39 (02:28:43):
No, I was thinking.

Speaker 35 (02:28:46):
Kind of along the same lines as the last caller. Flowers,
all of that stuff is great, but grapes are like
really expensive too.

Speaker 14 (02:28:53):
So I mean it's pretty thoughtful.

Speaker 19 (02:28:55):
And it was expensive here.

Speaker 39 (02:28:56):
I think it's like.

Speaker 35 (02:28:56):
Three ninety nine pound if you're getting them.

Speaker 51 (02:28:58):
And the kind of candy one cash even, Oh my god, seriously,
next time he's going to bring Brussels sprouts and you
never know, I might have been.

Speaker 4 (02:29:12):
Leading, Hi, Courtney, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:29:15):
Courtney?

Speaker 49 (02:29:16):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (02:29:17):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 57 (02:29:20):
We made it through the WHEK wanted to say good
for Kevin because he really splurs.

Speaker 56 (02:29:25):
Like the last caller said, my kids love hunting.

Speaker 57 (02:29:27):
Candy grapes and they are like eight sixteen, eighteen dollars.

Speaker 14 (02:29:30):
They're so expensive.

Speaker 2 (02:29:31):
Yeah, what about his what about the goofiness of the
way he eats? He he has to eat every item
by itself, like he cannot go to the next item
until he, you know, finishes whatever he has.

Speaker 15 (02:29:43):
Yeah, that's like serial killer.

Speaker 2 (02:29:44):
It is telling you could not be the only person
that gets this. It is not no hold on, You're
not hold on, Jessica. You there, Yeah, Jessica, what's up?
I'm with Kevin on the food eating.

Speaker 8 (02:29:58):
I've done that since I was a kid.

Speaker 61 (02:30:00):
I cannot eat my food together.

Speaker 28 (02:30:02):
I have to eat one thing.

Speaker 15 (02:30:04):
It's like I might be but I mean that's that's.

Speaker 51 (02:30:08):
Mixing food to me, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:30:12):
It's called the burger and fries, not called fries and
a burger. It's called a burger, you know what I mean?
Like we don't pause in between each one of them.
That's nuts. John, what's up?

Speaker 38 (02:30:23):
John?

Speaker 2 (02:30:25):
Hey? Hey?

Speaker 28 (02:30:27):
First time all the time?

Speaker 2 (02:30:30):
Oh that that pregnant bos got me? What's going on?

Speaker 63 (02:30:35):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (02:30:35):
Nothing much. I just do the same thing as Kevin.

Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
You did my burger, Okay, I kind of people weird
ask guys only the only.

Speaker 25 (02:30:43):
The only exception is five guys because they give you
a bag full of fries.

Speaker 4 (02:30:47):
Okay, all right, so five and it's a big.

Speaker 28 (02:30:50):
I'll I'll mix anything with mass Taylor, though.

Speaker 4 (02:30:53):
Do you so you mix it all? Did you ever
do mashed potatoes and corn?

Speaker 2 (02:30:56):
Amen? It goes in and comes out this same way, Siana,
what's up, Shanna?

Speaker 37 (02:31:05):
I also agree with Kevin.

Speaker 45 (02:31:07):
I do the same thing before the burgers.

Speaker 34 (02:31:10):
It's just weird if you mix up.

Speaker 2 (02:31:12):
That's right? Are you a single lady?

Speaker 36 (02:31:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:31:17):
I was gonna say you. If you are, this is
the guy to date. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I don't often give my approval of men to date
because I have a lot of bad men in my life.
I think Kevin's a winner, I really do. I think
whoever gets him is gonna is going to benefit.

Speaker 15 (02:31:36):
Greatly and follow Kevin on TikTok and he's awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:31:41):
That see, God bless you except for a bad gift
today burgers and at a time update the grapes were here.

Speaker 5 (02:31:54):
You don't know what to bring. Bring something everybody can
enjoy it. Something that person and enjoy something that person
will buy a stand.

Speaker 34 (02:32:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:32:07):
Are tough.

Speaker 4 (02:32:10):
Jennifer wants out.

Speaker 17 (02:32:12):
Hi, I was gonna say, I'm having surgery soon and
Kevin can bring.

Speaker 52 (02:32:16):
Me some time.

Speaker 18 (02:32:17):
Candy, grape both are my favorite.

Speaker 4 (02:32:22):
That's gonna be Kevin.

Speaker 18 (02:32:24):
They tell those all the time.

Speaker 16 (02:32:25):
I all need to Shannon, really yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:32:29):
Being hard to find. Okay, this is good to know.

Speaker 4 (02:32:32):
Kevin's gonna be the grape giver.

Speaker 24 (02:32:33):
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Speaker 4 (02:32:46):
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Speaker 2 (02:32:48):
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love to get all participation in here. Kevin's got your

(02:33:11):
question to ask that was brought up by what his
mom said to him. That's a fact, and it deals
with women and do women like when guys do this?
What's that I need to ask? Cause you a little young,
but cause you still got an opinion, I need to
ask Lydia, and of course Chelsea here. So I got
to ask Chelsea. My mama said, I need to dye

(02:33:32):
my beard now, Chelsea sitting on my left, the left
side of my face rest right. She better be kind
on this one because her husband throws in an occasional
die in his beard. You do occasional either every word.

Speaker 4 (02:33:45):
I do it like a couple of times a week.

Speaker 2 (02:33:47):
I do a little.

Speaker 4 (02:33:48):
It's called the beard wash. So when when did you
start doing that?

Speaker 2 (02:33:52):
I don't know. I think I've been doing it a
long time. It's been a while, like since you started graying.
So I started getting gray in my twenties. I actually started.
I had gray. I remember we used to go to
this who was the the the hair hair stylist that
we used to go to in Royal Oak. You and
I both went to Kitty Kitty? What a name Kitty?
Where is Kitty? At?

Speaker 8 (02:34:12):
The set up?

Speaker 4 (02:34:12):
The George from six Alon to have a Blessed Day?
Brought you George. But we should ask George what he
thinks of this thing?

Speaker 2 (02:34:18):
Call him up?

Speaker 4 (02:34:19):
We should ask her? Yes, all right?

Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
So I'm thinking die on this, on this thing I've
been doing it. Probably I didn't care at all until
I got to be like forty five, close to fifty,
and then it got bad for me. But I think
that when I was in my thirties, it was cool
to have gray hair because people already knew you were
in your thirties.

Speaker 3 (02:34:39):
I think that if you.

Speaker 6 (02:34:40):
Over die, though, because you can't have a dark beard
and then gray hair like Perkins.

Speaker 2 (02:34:47):
Wow, the famous Huele Perkins from Fox to Detroit.

Speaker 3 (02:34:52):
You need to match. But I like gray and men like.

Speaker 4 (02:34:56):
For me, and I feel like for my generation.

Speaker 2 (02:34:58):
How about in me? Do you like me?

Speaker 5 (02:35:01):
I mean, like you just turned forty five, you supposed
to have gray hair, Like if you all here dark hair,
I'm looking like you trying to hold onto something that
you need to let go.

Speaker 4 (02:35:11):
What do you do you think mine looks unnatural? No,
I didn't know you. I wouldn't have known you died it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:16):
I don't die it all the way I die. It
kind of like a little lady, a little light. It's
occasionally just otherwise it could get really really Here's where
it gets great.

Speaker 5 (02:35:24):
Yeah, that's where Mina started. Like when I was when
I and it's crazy. I don't been through some crazy stuff,
it must be. I literally thought about this earlier this
week where last year I remember doing Pistons games and
getting my hair cut and seeing literally one gray hair
come out of my mustache and using the scissors to
just cut that one hair out. Na, It's like I

(02:35:45):
got five six growing just in a mustache with a
whole side burn slash nick car going gray. And my mom,
because we had the funeral, she was like, you need
to touch that up a little bit. She's like, just
grab the mass scara and just do a little something
on your mustache from.

Speaker 2 (02:36:02):
Mascarat. What is mascara? Is like old school? That old school?

Speaker 4 (02:36:07):
Tell her to die, tell her that we have. Yeah,
we actually had a.

Speaker 6 (02:36:11):
Let me careful. It stains everything, not just your beard,
that stand our shower.

Speaker 2 (02:36:22):
I'm calling, uh, Katrina, hi baby, how are you beautiful? Lady?

Speaker 8 (02:36:28):
I am wonderful.

Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
How are you?

Speaker 54 (02:36:29):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (02:36:30):
Everybody? Katrina from six A line your thoughts on this? Katrina?
Kevin dyeing his beard?

Speaker 64 (02:36:39):
Oh well, first of all, have is so handsome either way.

Speaker 4 (02:36:45):
I don't say that, but I do.

Speaker 18 (02:36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:36:57):
Wait, hold on, cav, you're your thirties mm hmmm, yes, yes, so.

Speaker 2 (02:37:02):
Quick beer washing would be great.

Speaker 5 (02:37:04):
I don't want to do honestly, Katrina, I don't want
to have any physical enhancements.

Speaker 4 (02:37:10):
I just want to keep it natural.

Speaker 12 (02:37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 34 (02:37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37:13):
But at the same time, it's kind of like, damn, like,
I'm not trying to be out here and looking like
you know, Moljo or something.

Speaker 33 (02:37:23):
Hey, you're on the streets, you're you're fighting a new girl.

Speaker 2 (02:37:26):
You need to have a little I think I think
a quick little wash is no big deal.

Speaker 8 (02:37:31):
If it was like and you're a.

Speaker 54 (02:37:33):
Young baby, you got you got time for your gray.

Speaker 2 (02:37:36):
Who's the guy there's a local, uh political guy that's
got gray hair, or he's got gray hair all over
the place and he's a young guy. I forget who
it is or really yeah, I see him on CNN
every now and again and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (02:37:49):
But I think he might be from the tray. He
always looked good with gray hair.

Speaker 31 (02:37:53):
Like.

Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
Black men do one of two things.

Speaker 4 (02:37:55):
Either they.

Speaker 2 (02:37:57):
Can go all the way gray yeah and be you know,
be gray, like uh, what the hell is his name from?
Shoshank Redemption, Morgan freework, or or they they get the
dark black hair like jet black hair and they're like
ninety years old, and you're like, how the hell is
that guy still this way?

Speaker 5 (02:38:15):
Like my thing, I'd rather go great and be bad.
Shout out to all the ball homies out there, like
I'm not trying to be bad, but the great.

Speaker 4 (02:38:22):
I just can't see myself doing that.

Speaker 18 (02:38:26):
I think it's too young.

Speaker 8 (02:38:27):
Give it, you have time, give it time, more years,
so you're start letting it go.

Speaker 14 (02:38:30):
But now say young Prussian seck.

Speaker 4 (02:38:32):
But the thing appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (02:38:34):
But the thing is like I watched the BT Awards
a couple of days ago. Kevin Hart has black hair,
black mustache, black beer, and it's clearly like you're dying.

Speaker 4 (02:38:44):
He's like fifty, isn't he? Or late forties most of it? Yeah,
but like, why are you doing? I just feel like
it's kind of I don't know, it just don't work
for me.

Speaker 6 (02:38:51):
You want to say that's for him, that makes him
feel good, make him feel confident.

Speaker 10 (02:38:56):
Yea.

Speaker 28 (02:38:57):
I hate when people tell anybody what they.

Speaker 12 (02:38:59):
Should be doing.

Speaker 2 (02:38:59):
Yeah, they got it.

Speaker 54 (02:39:00):
You gotta wake up in the mirror, look at themselves
and feel good about it.

Speaker 34 (02:39:03):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:39:03):
Hey, old on Jason wants to comment on this. Jason,
what do you think about Kevin wanting or is mom
wanted him to do this?

Speaker 62 (02:39:09):
Cav Yeah, bro, Bro, don't don't, don't do it. Leave
it Rocket, I'm telling you right now, I get whip
last looks all the time, Bro breaking next out here?

Speaker 2 (02:39:25):
How old are you?

Speaker 62 (02:39:27):
The Salt and Pepper baby? I am forty five?

Speaker 37 (02:39:32):
And next started?

Speaker 62 (02:39:35):
This started probably uh about seven years ago for me?

Speaker 2 (02:39:39):
Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (02:39:40):
Was it a tough transition like when you started to
see those initial grays?

Speaker 2 (02:39:44):
Did you pull them out or cut them off? Or
did you say, Okay, this is where we're going.

Speaker 62 (02:39:50):
I accepted it and I rolled with it, and it's
beautiful and old is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:39:56):
Okay, okay, Hey, hold on, Claudia, what do you you think, Claudia,
Jason says no, Katrina says, it's how you feel. What
do you think, Claudia?

Speaker 15 (02:40:07):
Gary, huh, stay black?

Speaker 2 (02:40:13):
Bro? What is she saying?

Speaker 4 (02:40:15):
I don't understand? Stay black?

Speaker 17 (02:40:17):
Jarry, Arry?

Speaker 4 (02:40:19):
What the hell is she saying?

Speaker 2 (02:40:21):
Kevin?

Speaker 6 (02:40:21):
She's saying Kevin, that's Kevin.

Speaker 4 (02:40:23):
You're saying, I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (02:40:24):
I can't Claudia.

Speaker 2 (02:40:27):
Where you're from?

Speaker 12 (02:40:27):
Claudia Morejo I spoke.

Speaker 20 (02:40:31):
To you the other day.

Speaker 34 (02:40:34):
Choice, Oh you're.

Speaker 4 (02:40:36):
She's the one that said.

Speaker 2 (02:40:39):
I forgot, I got it, I forgot. So what you're saying,
So Claudia, keeping gray or diet?

Speaker 14 (02:40:46):
No Kerry, stay black bro.

Speaker 2 (02:40:49):
Stay black bro. That's all I can do is stay.
I guaranteed and is he is? He?

Speaker 18 (02:41:01):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (02:41:02):
Yes, that's why.

Speaker 15 (02:41:04):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (02:41:05):
All right, Claudia, Laudia, I love you, Claudia. Awesome, Claudia.
Say to my wife Chelsey.

Speaker 67 (02:41:12):
Chelsey, Hi, Hi, love Chelsea.

Speaker 31 (02:41:19):
Mojo.

Speaker 35 (02:41:20):
Mojo made Mojo wear those short SHORTSI.

Speaker 4 (02:41:25):
Hoochi daddy shorts.

Speaker 2 (02:41:27):
Chelsea. Do you like my short shorts? Do you like that?

Speaker 60 (02:41:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:41:30):
Yes, yeah, that's fantastic. All right, Claudia, I'll talk to
you later. All right. I love you, Claudia. Take care
of yourself. Hold on, Tiffany wants to make account. What's up, Tiffany?

Speaker 62 (02:41:41):
Hi, I'm tuly with Kevin.

Speaker 37 (02:41:43):
Stay all natural.

Speaker 32 (02:41:44):
My husband is thirty two.

Speaker 14 (02:41:45):
I'm thirty seven, and I.

Speaker 45 (02:41:47):
Love the grain and beard and he said I earn
every single one of them between you and the kids.

Speaker 2 (02:41:54):
That's awesome. I love that. Al Amanda, what are your
thoughts for Kevin? H He really doesn't have a lot
of great I think he's full of crafty. Look he's
plucking up on the side. What do you think, Amanda?

Speaker 8 (02:42:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 56 (02:42:09):
I think keV is a trendsetter.

Speaker 16 (02:42:11):
And to take it back to the nineties and do
some frosted tess.

Speaker 29 (02:42:17):
The boy man, you need to do the whole thing.
I've never seen them. Oh my god, you do the first.
It was a great frosted Oh my god, that's wonderful. Sean,
what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 28 (02:42:29):
High Hey, what's up, Mojoe? What's good? Man?

Speaker 37 (02:42:34):
Hey?

Speaker 31 (02:42:34):
Hey?

Speaker 28 (02:42:34):
Yeah, what's happening him?

Speaker 2 (02:42:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:42:37):
What about Chelsea? And Katrina's on with us too?

Speaker 28 (02:42:40):
I was about I was about to say how to
your wife's man? Hey, hey, Chelsea, it's good talking to you.
I ain't heard you what. You got a beautiful voice,
you got a little soft, beautiful voice. And Mojo, Bro,
I'm a gym and that too.

Speaker 30 (02:42:55):
Man.

Speaker 28 (02:42:55):
You better hold on to what you got.

Speaker 2 (02:42:57):
Man, I'm holding on to her. I am. I'm trying.
What's what's going on?

Speaker 30 (02:43:03):
Look?

Speaker 28 (02:43:03):
Hey, care check me out?

Speaker 20 (02:43:05):
Bro?

Speaker 26 (02:43:05):
Man.

Speaker 28 (02:43:06):
Look Look I'm forty two.

Speaker 34 (02:43:08):
Bro.

Speaker 28 (02:43:08):
I ain't got no bread in my face right now.
I got a little grades growing in my hair, but
I ain't really tripping.

Speaker 36 (02:43:14):
Bro.

Speaker 28 (02:43:15):
Look check this out. Keep it natural, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:43:18):
I don't sad, Bro, don't I you can't do that. Yeah,
all right, take care of your well. We don't dump
that word? H what's that I said? While we gonna
dump that way? I didn't dump it? Should I dump that?
I'm saying you dump everything else? Might as well? Really,
I didn't know what you wanted to do. No, I
don't say that, all right? Yeah, I don't really all right,

(02:43:39):
I might. I might. I might have made it too long.

Speaker 4 (02:43:42):
Listen, I'm keeping it natural.

Speaker 2 (02:43:43):
Yeah, you blessed to be forty years old and not
have any grades.

Speaker 36 (02:43:47):
Bro.

Speaker 28 (02:43:47):
I'm forty two.

Speaker 2 (02:43:48):
Bro.

Speaker 28 (02:43:48):
Look I'm forty two.

Speaker 38 (02:43:49):
Bro.

Speaker 28 (02:43:49):
I just turned forty two in May.

Speaker 10 (02:43:51):
Bro.

Speaker 28 (02:43:51):
Look keep it natural, bro, Like, okay, Look, if they don't,
if they don't, if they don't, if they.

Speaker 2 (02:43:57):
Don't, I feel like I want to see you with grads.

Speaker 28 (02:43:59):
Yeah, I don't want to see you at all.

Speaker 2 (02:44:01):
I feel that this line of calls that we've just
had might be the most interesting group of people I've
ever Is this crazy?

Speaker 28 (02:44:08):
This is like literally, if you should remember mesh Man,
you should.

Speaker 2 (02:44:13):
I remember you, Sean, I remember you buddy. All right, Katrina,
thank you so much. I love you so much.

Speaker 8 (02:44:19):
Trina.

Speaker 2 (02:44:20):
I'll be in soon for a cleanup. I'll see you
all right, take care of yourself. Actually, it's funny Katrina, wouldn't.
I mentioned one time to Katrina that wanted to die,
like I think I'm going to die my hair, and
she's like, she wouldn't dye my hair like, you know,
for me. She said, I'll do anything for you, but
I'm not gonna do because I don't think you'd look
good on that.

Speaker 4 (02:44:37):
I will really, Yeah. Is it a certain color?

Speaker 6 (02:44:41):
You can really talent?

Speaker 3 (02:44:42):
It doesn't look good?

Speaker 1 (02:44:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 39 (02:44:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:44:44):
Hold on, George, who is the owner of all the
six salons?

Speaker 2 (02:44:47):
What's that? George? Last comments from you? You're the man,
You're a here. You are a good looking man with
gray hair. What do you think about this?

Speaker 31 (02:44:55):
Good morning everyone, how y'all doing fantastic?

Speaker 4 (02:44:58):
What do you think about keV wanting to do that?
Or guys in general?

Speaker 31 (02:45:02):
Listen, it's all about how you how it makes you feel.
I don't mind my gray at all, but some guys
really do mind it, and I, like I was with keV,
I would rather have hair and you can grow any
color of the rainbow, as long as there's hair on
my head. The beard. It's up to you on that beard.
Hair is also a little different. It takes really dark
really quick, though.

Speaker 28 (02:45:23):
But I'm all.

Speaker 31 (02:45:24):
About the blending of the gray. I don't want to
take it all out. I just want to blend it. Yeah,
kind of like what mojo does.

Speaker 4 (02:45:29):
So make sure it looks natural. That's the biggest thing, right.

Speaker 31 (02:45:32):
Absolutely, And and also when you're in the sunlight with
glasses on, you can always tell a guy guys color
on their head, it's too dark, it doesn't look right.

Speaker 2 (02:45:42):
Yeah, Hey, George, that gray hit different when you're coming
out the range rover though, I ain't going right. That's
a little different. Talk to you later, George.

Speaker 23 (02:46:00):
You man, I was really tired this morning, but then
someone told me I look tired, So now I'm tired
and mad.

Speaker 34 (02:46:05):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:46:09):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 2 (02:46:11):
To Mojo in the morning. L right, it is Mojo
in the morning. There was a thing that was trending
on Reddit that I love, and it was what is
the biggest red flag that you ignored because they were hot?
And some of the responses on this thing were priceless.

(02:46:33):
I brought this up with a group of buddies, and
I asked some of the guys that that are still
kind of out there dating, either they're you know, been divorced,
or they've never found anybody, uh. And one of the
guys said, the biggest red flag that he ever completely
looked past just because the girl was hot, was that
she was a a big time smoker, like smoked like

(02:46:57):
a chimney, and she would non stop smoke and smell
like smoke. But she was so smoking hot and had
a body that just would not stop. And yet every
time that he would kiss her, and he would try
to avoid kissing her, it would get disgusting. But he said,
she was so hot and she had the greatest body,
and he said he's never seen anybody with a body

(02:47:17):
that was as good as hers. But it was that
he looked past it because you know, she, uh, she
had this rock hard body. I could not do that,
by the way, that was me.

Speaker 6 (02:47:26):
You smoked, Oh I did, I am so again smoking?
And I was like, I would never ever in a
millionaire state a guy who smoked, And I dated a
guy who smoked.

Speaker 4 (02:47:36):
Could you taste it every time you kissed her.

Speaker 6 (02:47:38):
I really couldn't not maybe I just got but he
smoked pearlament lights.

Speaker 2 (02:47:44):
I'll never forget it. Amazing.

Speaker 6 (02:47:46):
And he he would never do it in the house
like in my house. He would always go outside on
the deck and if we were in the car, I
don't know how he like he never really smelled like smoke,
but he was definitely a smoker.

Speaker 2 (02:47:55):
It amazes me sometimes when I see people that are
smokers and they don't smell like smokers. I would assume
that they would taste like a smile. Would That's the
thing that you hear all the time. It's like kissing
the ashtra. How do you get that taste?

Speaker 6 (02:48:06):
Audio moment, Yeah, all of my friends were like, what
are you doing.

Speaker 2 (02:48:11):
The other couple of examples that are good ones on
here that are people that just wrote in to Reddit
that I thought were really good was she was so beautiful,
maybe the most gorgeous girl that I have ever dated.
But she did not have custody of her kids, which
I thought was a big red flag. That to me
would be interesting because you wants you like dating them

(02:48:34):
for real, But when a woman doesn't have custody of their.

Speaker 5 (02:48:36):
Kids, especially in state, of Michigan.

Speaker 4 (02:48:39):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (02:48:40):
If you're not dating them to try to marry him
or like fall in love and it's be your forever person.
And why does it matter you're not trying to see
the kid? Is no way you're okay, You're just you're
just in it for short.

Speaker 2 (02:48:49):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:48:50):
I'm gonna get you one out. I had a girl dog.

Speaker 5 (02:48:52):
She was so cold, I'm talking about cold, and she
could do all the things. Her hands used to be
herdy though, like her like her fingertips. I just telling you,
like she was doing push ups aside like her finger
tips be like was.

Speaker 2 (02:49:07):
She doing that?

Speaker 5 (02:49:08):
She had no We worked in the same place and
we wanted doing hard labor. I don't know what she
was doing when she clocked out, but her fingertips used
to be like dirty. And then it was like her teeth.
I never seen people like just darker teeth like her teeth.

Speaker 2 (02:49:21):
It was like, I don't know. She was like rolling
bloots all the time and smoking. I don't know what
was going on, but she was so cold. I had
to spend some time with her.

Speaker 4 (02:49:28):
I will tell you that.

Speaker 2 (02:49:30):
I uh, if, if if there was somebody that was
so go like so hot, like absolutely beautiful, and had
bad teeth. I couldn't do it. No teeth is a
deal breaker for show. But that and I'm not talking
like crooked teeth. I'm talking like bad teeth, like bad
like dirty teeth, like that yellow in there, like ginger
vitis like I'm talking about like bad stuff like like

(02:49:51):
there's a difference between they never had braces and there's
difference between they never brushed their teeth.

Speaker 5 (02:49:56):
I don't know how you live a life without brushing
the teeth. I just don't know where it's crazy. Here's
another one too. You ready for this one?

Speaker 2 (02:50:03):
Uh? And again this is uh. The the reddit thread
which I want to make into a topic radio topic
is what's the biggest red flag that you ignored because
they were hot? This one's a big one. They didn't
have a driver's license because they had four DUIs. Would

(02:50:24):
you have a would you have a problem that you
have to be the one that's driving all the time.

Speaker 6 (02:50:29):
Yes, But it's not even that to me. It's you
didn't learn your lesson the first time?

Speaker 28 (02:50:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:50:35):
Time, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (02:50:38):
I see that? One? Out of all the ones, though,
is the least of one you can tolerate, yeah, because
I mean I can drive. I'm good. Yeah, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:50:46):
All it depends on the wat like why are you
with this person? It's down for a good time, then right,
jump in, buckle up. But they don't have dirty fingernails.
They you know have okay know.

Speaker 2 (02:51:02):
Smoke.

Speaker 5 (02:51:03):
Yeah I said this before and people have looked to
me crazy. But if your second toe is longer than
your big toe, that really I can't look at your foot, man,
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (02:51:12):
It's just not supposed to be like that. So if
the girl looked like, uh, could you like girls at
are thick? She was this gorgeous thick, you know, beautiful girl,
and she had a big toe. The only thing on
her was a big toe that was on both foot,
both feet that was bigger, the second to bigger than
the I don't know what it is, bro, It's just

(02:51:32):
it just looked like it's something wrong with it. Discussing
it'd be longer, d Hi, what was the biggest red
flag that you looked past?

Speaker 4 (02:51:44):
Because they were hot?

Speaker 30 (02:51:47):
Alright?

Speaker 28 (02:51:49):
So I was I was talking to this girl and
she was she was so fine, she was so bad
And then we went.

Speaker 32 (02:51:55):
Out with her house and she had absolutely no furniture.

Speaker 2 (02:52:01):
Spitting, wait, did she just move in there or she
just didn't have furniture, like no furniture at all.

Speaker 32 (02:52:07):
She just didn't have furniture.

Speaker 28 (02:52:09):
She's been there, did not have no seat.

Speaker 2 (02:52:12):
I could look past that except for where are you
guys gonna at her house? Hook up?

Speaker 28 (02:52:17):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:52:17):
Where was she sleeping?

Speaker 28 (02:52:20):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (02:52:20):
To be honest, I have no idea.

Speaker 12 (02:52:22):
I think she was just fight air mattress or air mattresses.

Speaker 6 (02:52:26):
You could look past that because that was you.

Speaker 2 (02:52:28):
That was me. So true when Chelsea and I got together,
d all I had was a love seat and a
Walmart TV table like a you know, table just to
put your TV on top of. And I had the
old style TV with the big old back on the
thing that that was the TV that was there. But no, no, no,

(02:52:49):
I had a new PlayStation. If a girl love you enough,
she had put up with all of it. Yeah, Chelsea did.

Speaker 4 (02:52:56):
Telling you.

Speaker 2 (02:52:57):
The funniest was Chelsea and I used to have to
we to have to fool around on the floor.

Speaker 4 (02:53:01):
See I would at least lay a sheet down. What's
going on?

Speaker 2 (02:53:04):
NICKI? Actually? You know? Niki, hold on, stay there for
a second. I gotta tell the story. This is a
great one. So I had a you know when little
kids have a bed, it's a single bed. It's like
the just the matt It's like the single bed. It
just fits one person and it's the mattress with the
box spring and it's on just a frame and if
you get too close to the front or too close
to the back, it pops a wheelie. So Chelsea and

(02:53:26):
I were on that were on that bed and we
were just kind of like kissing and doing stuff. Went
on the bed and the thing pops away.

Speaker 4 (02:53:34):
That's that was love. By the way, what's going on,
Nikki high?

Speaker 35 (02:53:38):
Hi, first time, long time on the phone.

Speaker 2 (02:53:42):
What's the biggest red flag that you overlooked because they
were hot?

Speaker 15 (02:53:47):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (02:53:48):
So it was the duy thing.

Speaker 6 (02:53:49):
I dated a guy who had three d uys, but he.

Speaker 41 (02:53:52):
Still drove and still drives to this day.

Speaker 37 (02:53:54):
I'm always like, what are you doing with your life?

Speaker 43 (02:53:57):
Man?

Speaker 35 (02:53:58):
Did you not learn?

Speaker 18 (02:53:59):
But I'll still had.

Speaker 56 (02:54:00):
To comment, I'm Kevin in the second toe thing.

Speaker 35 (02:54:02):
My toe is my second toes longer than I'm sorry.

Speaker 22 (02:54:07):
I know, it's it's an ick for me too.

Speaker 34 (02:54:10):
I don't like looking at it, but it's I can't
help it.

Speaker 22 (02:54:12):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (02:54:14):
You know what I want. I want to see Kevin
look at a girl that he thinks is really because
when I know Kevin likes a girl, is he doesn't.
It's thick he doesn't. I'm not only about the thinking
as though he gets all excited and all that stuff,
but then I want him to go and look down
at her toes and go. Tiffany is on with us

(02:54:39):
right now? What's the biggest red flag that you looked past?
Because they were hot?

Speaker 14 (02:54:46):
Okay?

Speaker 55 (02:54:46):
So I'm on the receiving end of this actually, and
it makes me really sad because you guys are correct
about the teeth I had, okay teeth. My teeth were
beautiful and white, but they were just super spaced out.

Speaker 14 (02:54:58):
So I got the ears.

Speaker 55 (02:55:00):
Yeah, and now my Veneers are jacked and the color
match is insanely off, is awful, and there's nothing that
you can do to whiten them. I brush, I floss,
I do all the thing.

Speaker 4 (02:55:12):
The colors are Veneers, what what what color do they turn?

Speaker 55 (02:55:16):
They just turned like overtime. Now it spent ten years,
and I don't know if you notice this with people
of veneers, but they kind of get like a grayish
and with like a like kind of like a yellow undertone.

Speaker 2 (02:55:25):
And it's like a battery does.

Speaker 3 (02:55:28):
And I have not seen anybody with good veneers.

Speaker 4 (02:55:31):
Really I think veneers are I know.

Speaker 6 (02:55:35):
Then maybe I do maybe if they're good, I don't
realize their veneers. But anybody who I know has gotten
veneers ten out of ten looks bad.

Speaker 4 (02:55:45):
I look the same, I see.

Speaker 2 (02:55:46):
I see. Then you haven't had veniers done by uh
doctor Depila does veneiers. The guy that I go to
as a dentist, and the guy does he's hidden.

Speaker 4 (02:55:55):
And maybe masterpieces.

Speaker 6 (02:55:56):
Maybe I've seen his work and I don't even realize sirveneurs,
you know what I mean. I've given that at his.

Speaker 4 (02:56:02):
Name, Doctor Dapilla.

Speaker 2 (02:56:05):
Pillo.

Speaker 4 (02:56:05):
Yeah, yeah, he's the piston stuff.

Speaker 55 (02:56:07):
I have been searching for another doctor and they kind
of they kind of don't like touching the other guy's work.

Speaker 12 (02:56:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:56:14):
I can also talk to you in Doctor Reynolds, I
know does orthodonic work, but I don't know if he
he can fix for ears. But I can ask him
about it too for you, Tiffany, if you want.

Speaker 55 (02:56:22):
To, Yeah, it would just be amazing, because I really
feel super insecure when I'm talking people look directly at them,
and it's just one of those things I kind of
wish I would have just left alone at this point.

Speaker 2 (02:56:35):
Because you're gonna be Okay, everybody's got something they want
to work on, but I'm going to tell you you
think it's worse than everybody else does. But let's let's
try to get you some help and see what we
can do for you.

Speaker 14 (02:56:44):
Okay, all right, all, thanks Mojo.

Speaker 2 (02:56:47):
All right, what's up to Kathy?

Speaker 24 (02:56:49):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (02:56:49):
Kathy, good morning, first time caller, Grand.

Speaker 18 (02:56:53):
Rapids, Michigan.

Speaker 2 (02:56:57):
What's going on? Kathy?

Speaker 12 (02:57:00):
Well?

Speaker 17 (02:57:01):
I read years ago that if your second toe is
larger than your first toe, it means you're extremely intelligent.

Speaker 2 (02:57:10):
Really, okay, imagine Kevi ain't looking for that unpleasure. keV
is not looking for that. So anytime I meeting to
give him a cross and I'm knocking right out, But.

Speaker 33 (02:57:21):
Just tell him the second If the second toe is smaller,
she's pretty dumb.

Speaker 4 (02:57:26):
I guess that's most America.

Speaker 2 (02:57:28):
Thank you, Jay, And how are your toes shorter?

Speaker 38 (02:57:33):
Ken?

Speaker 2 (02:57:33):
What's going on?

Speaker 61 (02:57:34):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (02:57:34):
Ken?

Speaker 28 (02:57:35):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (02:57:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 32 (02:57:36):
This is Keen with a hoe for jelly roll?

Speaker 2 (02:57:40):
How are you doing there?

Speaker 8 (02:57:41):
Ken?

Speaker 2 (02:57:42):
I love that contest.

Speaker 32 (02:57:44):
I'm begging for I had better context. Can we please
have for TIV a big girl contest with second long
toes and have them judge for for something?

Speaker 2 (02:57:54):
Absolutely this idea? Sign me up. Yes, we're going to
get this contest rolling here. Okay, that's a good let's
a know for the toe.

Speaker 4 (02:58:05):
Let's let's it's a.

Speaker 2 (02:58:07):
For the toe, and let's get a cosmetic surgeon that
will take off part of your toe for you.

Speaker 36 (02:58:12):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:58:12):
Is it, Milka?

Speaker 2 (02:58:16):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (02:58:18):
Hi?

Speaker 28 (02:58:19):
Well?

Speaker 45 (02:58:19):
I actually have a red flag that's not directed towards
another person that I dated. It's actually directed towards me
because I like I'm so like fid and like really
good looking. A lot of people tend to ignore that
I have diagnosed bipolar disorder and I'm not medicated.

Speaker 2 (02:58:36):
Oh okay, okay, So let me ask you this. This
is actually an interesting question that would be an interesting
one to say. If you found out that they were
medicated for bipolar, would you have an issue dating them?

Speaker 4 (02:58:52):
Yes, you would, but they're medicated. They're taking care of it.

Speaker 5 (02:58:56):
If they're medicated and they're consistent on a medication for
the show family members, that's not and that's not a
good time. Okay, you'll know who you dealing with because
I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:59:04):
I will tell you this that there's a lot of
people that are bipolar that don't realize they're bipolar. And
I think there's a lot of people that are by
bipolar and know they're bipolar and they take care of it.
But if you found out about that, would that change
your feeling on stuff? Like would that make or if
you found out that that person hit some kind of
a drug past, Like if you found out they had
a drug past, would you look past that?

Speaker 5 (02:59:27):
I want to know what, lady on the phone, why
are you not taking your medication?

Speaker 45 (02:59:32):
Well, I'm not taking my medication because it's very hard
to actually find one that work for you.

Speaker 14 (02:59:37):
And like the fight effects are actually.

Speaker 45 (02:59:39):
Horrible, Like you can even like fall asleep while you're
in the wheel because there's such a strong medication.

Speaker 2 (02:59:45):
But what but what happens to you when you're not
when you're not taking your medication, is it worse than
when you're taking it?

Speaker 45 (02:59:52):
So when I'm taking my medication, it feels kind of
like you're in a dream. It feels like you're not real.
And then when I am not taking my medication, it's
kind of just like really intense love to it. Like
if I get angry, it will be like intense rage.
If I get yad it will be like I just
feel like I'm devastated, just crying.

Speaker 2 (03:00:11):
I think I would really strong.

Speaker 3 (03:00:14):
Oh, I hope you keep searching for something that works
for you.

Speaker 2 (03:00:16):
Yeah, you got to find the doctor. It can help you.
I will tell you this, though, I would look at
what the worst of the two is, and the worst
of the two would probably be the thing that I
wouldn't do, you know what I mean, Like if.

Speaker 45 (03:00:29):
Yeah, that's why I'm not on the medication because I
have kids. One time I started my new medication, I
don't know if I could send this in the area.
It was like railer and it just cost me to
almost fall asleep on the wheel.

Speaker 2 (03:00:41):
And well, then here's the deal. But you made need
to be medicated and just not drive. I know that
that might be tough for you to do for a
little bit.

Speaker 45 (03:00:49):
It's actually really hard because my job is.

Speaker 2 (03:00:52):
Uber okay, but but here's the here's the situation. You
got to make sure that you're good though, you know,
sound wise for your kids, because God forbid something happen
where you can't take care of them. But I, uh,
this is can I be honest with you, this is
way past my DJK grade. So thank you for the call,

(03:01:14):
and I appreciate it. Of course, sometimes sometimes we get
we delve into stuff and I'm like, oh, I should
have stopped earlier.

Speaker 23 (03:01:25):
This is Mojo in the Morning. New Year's resolutions we
can actually keep this year. I'm going to think of
better excuses when I Bill, I'm planning.

Speaker 2 (03:01:32):
Mojo in the morning. Anna said that the valet robbed
her or hold on a time, real quick, real quick,
I'm done. You can't. Can you walk out of the
studio next time?

Speaker 4 (03:01:41):
I don't know how, just walk out of the studio.

Speaker 2 (03:01:44):
What's the point of these cough buttons if you can't
cough because they don't shut the other microphones off? You
like literally? And it's always right as I'm about to introduce,
it could be a very good topic. Let's hear your
Hall of Fame introduction.

Speaker 4 (03:02:02):
Go ahead, all right? Anna said that the valet was
robbing her.

Speaker 2 (03:02:06):
But what happened? Anna?

Speaker 7 (03:02:08):
All right? I have to give a little bit of
a backstory. So I live downtown and I have a
parking garage for my car. I have no option but
to have valet parking. It's just what my apartment offers.
I for the most part, love my valet. They're all
very nice, but there's one worker that is not nice
to me. He's like almost a little disrespectful towards me.

(03:02:31):
There's been times when I pull in and he's like,
why you turn your wheel like that when you turn
in here? And I'm like, how am I supposed to
get in without turning my wheel? So we just argue, Well,
yesterday morning. I also have to call for my car
every morning, So yesterday morning I called down for my car.
Ten minutes later, I get a text and it's like,
do you still need this?

Speaker 2 (03:02:50):
Dot dot dot.

Speaker 7 (03:02:51):
I'm like, okay, now I'm getting rushed. I go down there.
Of course it's the guy I don't like that's there.
Get in my car and I noticed that my USB
for my phone to plug it into charge is not there.
It's always plugged in there. So I'm like, oh, no way,
this guy stole my us. So as I get into
the studio, I text them and I send a message

(03:03:13):
that's not not mean, but not super nice, essentially accusing
them of stealing the cord out of my car. Because
no one else is driving in my car except for me.
They start blowing up my phone, calling my phone all show.
Obviously I couldn't answer because we're talking right now. And
I go to get in my car to leave to
go home. I look in my backseat the USBC cords there. Oh,

(03:03:34):
so now I feel bad because I accused them. However,
I did not remove the cord and put it in
my back seat, so somebody touched it and back there.

Speaker 2 (03:03:42):
Why would i've Why would I have removed it? Well,
maybe it accidentally came off or something in.

Speaker 3 (03:03:46):
Flu or maybe he was just had like a moment of.

Speaker 6 (03:03:49):
Yeah, maybe you know it was.

Speaker 4 (03:03:53):
Why Why didn't you look in the backseat?

Speaker 2 (03:03:55):
I did look.

Speaker 7 (03:03:56):
It was kind of under some things, but I did
a more extensive.

Speaker 2 (03:03:59):
Did you call and tell them that you?

Speaker 14 (03:04:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:04:01):
But should I?

Speaker 7 (03:04:02):
Because now I'm afraid to see.

Speaker 4 (03:04:03):
Them and no, you falsely The guy probably got fired.

Speaker 2 (03:04:05):
Because of you.

Speaker 7 (03:04:06):
I take the cord. I've been taking the cord with
me every time to act like it's still.

Speaker 37 (03:04:12):
Fired.

Speaker 2 (03:04:12):
Here's the question, who have you falsely accused of something,
and then how did you find out that you were
falsely accusing them? Because this sounds like, honestly, something like,
who ate my food? And then you got to look
in the back of the refrigerator and it's still in there.

Speaker 7 (03:04:24):
But do you really think I should What should I
say to them?

Speaker 2 (03:04:27):
I think that you should say. I would just like
to say I was having kind of a day and
I want to let you know I found my cord.
It was in the backseat, and I apologize. But thank
you so much for your diligence of the here's.

Speaker 7 (03:04:39):
The deal forgetting that this guy is not nice to me?

Speaker 2 (03:04:42):
Are you forgetting that? You're on the radio right now
talking about it.

Speaker 6 (03:04:46):
Maybe though, by you apologizing and saying I was having
a day, I was having a moment, it will prompt
him to kind of check his own behavior to you.
Maybe or not, but.

Speaker 3 (03:04:55):
You know what, you could at least feel good about
how you behaved.

Speaker 2 (03:04:57):
What's up with the parking guys in Detroit being so nasty?
The guy that the parking guy behind six Salon When
I've gone in on Fridays in George, you know is there.
I'll go I'll see George sometimes and just go say
hi to him before the weekend and I'll go parking there.
First off, A, it's way too expensive. It's like ridiculous expensive.

(03:05:21):
But the guy is like mean to you. He doesn't
ever make you feel like he's grateful for your business,
makes you feel like you're just doing you a favor
by giving you a parking spot.

Speaker 4 (03:05:31):
Not every parking in it is.

Speaker 2 (03:05:33):
Ah though, well that guy, I mean, are are you jolly?
If somebody was using my business, I would be like,
thank you for being there. I appreciate it. Like they
don't ever look like they're thankful that you're parking there.
They look like they're doing you the favor of letting
you park there when you're paying twenty bucks or whatever
for the parking. I try not to use those guys anyway.

(03:05:55):
There are some there are also. I think that there's
a level of Honestly, I think there's a you know
where I don't ever see certain people smile. And I
don't think the parking guys, the guys who are the
parking guys, And I have no idea. I'm not calling
out their nationality or whatever they are. Oh, but I
will say this that some of these guys look like

(03:06:17):
they're not happy at all.

Speaker 4 (03:06:19):
And I don't know why that is as a people,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:06:22):
Know, but they don't know. I'm saying they generally And listen,
there's they seem they seem upside. There's the guy that's
they always look like they're they do. They never seem
like they got a smile on their face. I disagree.

Speaker 7 (03:06:36):
There's a parking lot across the street from Leila. I
would assume similar nationalities. This man is smiling.

Speaker 2 (03:06:44):
All the time.

Speaker 7 (03:06:44):
And I shot out the guy, the guy behind the
Fox Theater.

Speaker 6 (03:06:47):
Whenever I roll up to park there, it's the same guy.

Speaker 3 (03:06:50):
I don't know how he recognized them.

Speaker 2 (03:06:51):
Is he happy?

Speaker 6 (03:06:52):
He's happy? He always goes white lady and the white car.

Speaker 2 (03:06:57):
Well, tell them, tell them to the guy that's behind
six the line and Anna's valet. Dude, is there nice?
All right? Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four
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the morning Misfit Funeral Home. Tom is on with us
right now. What's up Tom?

Speaker 31 (03:07:15):
Hey, listen, just buy him a pizza, a dozen donuts
and call it a day.

Speaker 34 (03:07:19):
They'll forget all about it.

Speaker 2 (03:07:21):
Okay, that's not a bad idea, And do you tip
a holiday tip to your balet guy?

Speaker 7 (03:07:27):
I was thinking done that. Well, I don't tip them
every day because I would go bro. I was thinking
about doing it for just Christmas or something. They slipped
a card under my door.

Speaker 2 (03:07:36):
The other day to the valet. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:07:38):
Wow, I'm telling you I like all of them except
one guy.

Speaker 2 (03:07:41):
Yeah, I give him a bottle of booze. Everybody likes booze.
What's up, Vanessa? How you doing?

Speaker 48 (03:07:49):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (03:07:51):
What's going on? Which you call for first time?

Speaker 64 (03:07:55):
Long time?

Speaker 2 (03:07:56):
Yeah? The po.

Speaker 64 (03:08:01):
Now, I just was coming on how accusing people of
things that they.

Speaker 2 (03:08:08):
Didn't do or didn't take falsely accused her?

Speaker 64 (03:08:12):
Yeah, my stepdaughter, she takes she takes stuff all the time. Okay,
So every time something's missing in my clothes or anything,
I just automatically assume that it's her. So I make
her dad call her where's this at? Where's that at?
And a week later I find it. It's happened like
twice a week.

Speaker 2 (03:08:29):
Do you admit it to her? I just feel like, huh, do.

Speaker 7 (03:08:32):
You admit it to her after you find it?

Speaker 31 (03:08:34):
Like?

Speaker 2 (03:08:34):
Oh sorry, mom?

Speaker 64 (03:08:35):
I apologize to her, and then I feel I think
he makes me feel worse than she does, because she's
just like whatever.

Speaker 31 (03:08:41):
She knows.

Speaker 64 (03:08:41):
She takes my stuff sometimes, but he's just like she
she Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:08:46):
I feel that one. I have a stepdaughter my stuff too.

Speaker 2 (03:08:50):
Really. Yeah, have you ever falsely accused her?

Speaker 36 (03:08:54):
No?

Speaker 6 (03:08:54):
Well, she likes she likes Lucy's makeup as well, and
so I've had to ask her where stuff was before,
and then I do feel bad because she's like, well,
I asked Lucy. I asked Lucy if I could borrow it?

Speaker 8 (03:09:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:09:05):
Yeah, what's up? Initial J wants to be voice dies
GUIs hi J? Hey? How are you good? What's going on?

Speaker 15 (03:09:12):
First time?

Speaker 12 (03:09:13):
Long time?

Speaker 2 (03:09:18):
Okay?

Speaker 67 (03:09:19):
One time me and a buddy of mine went to
MGM downtown Detroit. I forgot I have a CCW. I
forgot my pistol was on me and I put it
in the glovebox. We were there for two three hours,
came back on my car.

Speaker 39 (03:09:34):
My pistol was going, Oh.

Speaker 67 (03:09:36):
Boy, it was in the glove box in the valet.
I parted it in the valet. The VLA I think
took it from me.

Speaker 4 (03:09:43):
Oh my god, did you what did you do? Did
you call the cops or anything?

Speaker 67 (03:09:47):
Or would you do I didn't want to because if
you do, you're not allowed to have that on premises
or the like on their property.

Speaker 2 (03:09:55):
But what if the guy commits a crime with it
and you get charged or something.

Speaker 67 (03:09:59):
No, So what I did was I just reported it lost.

Speaker 4 (03:10:03):
Oh okay, crazy and then they.

Speaker 67 (03:10:05):
Never found it and never came back up that crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:10:09):
Yeah, that's that is nuts, right, Yeah, that's crazy. Wow?
All right, nice, Hold on a second, Leah. What's up, Leah?

Speaker 12 (03:10:20):
Hey, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (03:10:22):
Good morning Leah. Leah. Okay, what's up, Leah.

Speaker 39 (03:10:29):
So I got my car told I mean the toa
turt driver was so nice.

Speaker 2 (03:10:35):
He was polite, real cool guy.

Speaker 65 (03:10:38):
When he dropped off the car, I just went in
the house because it was cold. I came back out.
My whole bumper was messed up. One side was hanging,
and so I'm like, I didn't pay attention when he
brought it off the bed, and I'm like, I'm so mad,
I'm pissed.

Speaker 39 (03:10:57):
I called the toe ture company. I guess your guy
messed up my car when he pulled it off of
the tow truck. I'm going off, like, who's gonna pay
for this? And they was They took the story, and
then they said, we're gonna call you back.

Speaker 50 (03:11:12):
Then.

Speaker 39 (03:11:13):
I'm leaving for work the next day in a whole
nother car. My neighbor comes running to the car.

Speaker 32 (03:11:19):
I hit your car.

Speaker 12 (03:11:20):
I hit you.

Speaker 16 (03:11:24):
The other morning, Yes, she.

Speaker 47 (03:11:26):
Said, the other morning when I was leaving for work,
back into your car. Yes, because I just I made
a huge deal about it, and this guy was so nice.

Speaker 36 (03:11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:11:40):
What did you do then? Did you call the tow
truck company and tell him that it was a mistaken thing?

Speaker 39 (03:11:46):
Please?

Speaker 12 (03:11:47):
Of course I didn't listen.

Speaker 2 (03:11:56):
They never called back. So you are bad, Leah. Karma
bites you in the ass. You better be careful. I
love you, Leah. All right, take Christmas Drake. You had
so many plans and then you turned on Netflix. This

(03:12:20):
is Mojo in the Morning. That's Mojo in the Morning.
It's Mojo in the Morning show. Went out to lunch
yesterday with our director of social impact, Bianca. We had
a meeting. We had a social social meeting and also
kind of a how is she doing the first how
many months have you now had this job? Like before

(03:12:44):
four months? Really? So, so we did a little employee review,
a little you know things, and we did we did
it at a place that I passed by every single day.
And when I passed by it, I'm not going to
lie to you. I think to myself, it looks like
an abandoned building. Like it's you know, because we're in

(03:13:06):
Detroit now, we're in the Eastern Market, and everybody tells
me it's the best burger in town. And I'm like,
how could that place have the best burger in town?
They don't even have like a front of the place
that looks like it's, you know, relatively inviting. And we
went to it, walked in. It was like a mirage
in the desert. I couldn't believe it. I walk inside dying.

Speaker 6 (03:13:29):
To go to this place and have yet to walk in.

Speaker 2 (03:13:31):
It's world famous, though it's considered I think Detroit's best burger,
but Cutters is the place if you've got for It does.

Speaker 3 (03:13:38):
Look like an abandoned building.

Speaker 6 (03:13:39):
Outside. I didn't even know what was open. I had
to ask somebody recently if it was open.

Speaker 2 (03:13:43):
It was. I first off, it's one of those places
where it's so dark, like when you're on the inside
of the place, the lighting and stuff. When you walk out,
you're like, holy crap. Because I got that strip joint
kind of feel to it. You know, where you're a
if you go to a strip club in the middle
of the day about the movies they're justin or the
walkout of the movies exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:14:03):
I guess that's probably a better No. I don't know
how long you're in.

Speaker 2 (03:14:06):
A strip club. Yeah, well, I usually try to get
there and be an early bird special. Speaking of the
early bird special, they have a thirty two ounce burger
at this place. They have an eight ounce, sixteen ounce,
and thirty two ounces. I went for the sixteen ounce,
which was way too big. It was like eating a
meat loaf. But that was while and Bianca gave me
the greatest honor of saying that I am a better

(03:14:30):
person to watch eat than Kevin, because Kevin, you've watched
me eat. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:14:35):
Really, she sees you.

Speaker 2 (03:14:37):
She sees you eat when you go into the producer's
room that she and Lydia share with each other. She
says that she says, when you eat all.

Speaker 21 (03:14:45):
My snacks, brought the whole box of fruits stags true,
Kiwi's is there any truth that you like to eat?

Speaker 8 (03:14:51):
Kewis too?

Speaker 2 (03:14:51):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (03:14:52):
Okay, Yeah, I see where this is going it is
probably not the fact that I eat Keewe's is probably
how I eat keeweez. I'm one of those people that can,
I don't know, ambidextriously eat keiwe's. I ambidextrie. Yeah, you
know you can eat it with both hands. I can
eat it with the skin on or the skin on.

Speaker 3 (03:15:08):
It's like an apple.

Speaker 6 (03:15:09):
Have you ever seen them do it?

Speaker 2 (03:15:10):
You eat a kiwi with the actual like fur on it,
with the fur on it? Really, I think it's delicious.

Speaker 5 (03:15:15):
A lot of people are divided on this because I
posted and a lot of people say, what the hell
are you doing? That's absolutely disgusting. But kiwis can be
eaten with the skin on. I think a lot of
people get freaked out because they got the fur quote
unquote the little hairs on them. But that's actually where
all the nutrients are. Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 2 (03:15:32):
Did not know that.

Speaker 6 (03:15:33):
I think you still believe that lie? Your mama told you?
What is that that the nutrients are?

Speaker 2 (03:15:38):
If my mama is googled, then yeah, I believe my mom.
Do you eat the skin of a baked potato? Because
they also say that I've never.

Speaker 57 (03:15:46):
I will.

Speaker 5 (03:15:47):
I will peel the I did this the other day
and people think this is weird. Also, have you ever
ate raw corn without cooking it?

Speaker 2 (03:15:54):
Yeah? Like you the.

Speaker 5 (03:15:55):
Actual or shuck it or whatever you call it. You
peel the little things off and you can just eat
the corns straight.

Speaker 2 (03:16:00):
Without boiling it or really really it's kind of sweet.
Is this I mean, is this gonna get you sick?
I mean, can you get You're not going to get
some kind of.

Speaker 5 (03:16:11):
Not everything has to be a disease five star shift
or the outside of the building has to look great
for you, guys, you eat things the normal way.

Speaker 2 (03:16:19):
Yes, you're like, that's interesting though, I've never first off,
going back to the album Ridge too Long the Kiwi
to go back to the Kiwi?

Speaker 4 (03:16:27):
Yeah, you, by the way, would last.

Speaker 2 (03:16:28):
You would last if you were like on Survivor and
you had to like pick fruit off of trees and
just start randomly eat it, do you? Or do you
eat a Do you eat a banana with its peelon?
Do you?

Speaker 46 (03:16:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:16:40):
But I was wondering to know where your level of
going to the Kiwi's for sure.

Speaker 5 (03:16:45):
I'm gonna bring in some keywis. You guys have them now.
I will say this though, because there are two different
type of keys. You got the green inside and the
yellow inside.

Speaker 3 (03:16:51):
I never yellow inside.

Speaker 4 (03:16:53):
I'll bring you one a yellow inside.

Speaker 2 (03:16:56):
Kiwi to me would be if I would think that
it was dirty or something or something's wrong with it.

Speaker 4 (03:17:01):
No, it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (03:17:02):
They're actually larger and sweeter because Kiwi to me always
is green, right, isn't it? Yes, that's what your mama
showed you. Really you got where you got your kiwis from?
I went to the Rivertowel market Myers on Jefferson.

Speaker 5 (03:17:15):
Okay, yeah, I want to say. They call them like
honey kiwis or something like that. That's why there yellow inside. Okay, uh? Interesting?
Hold on, Lynn, are you there?

Speaker 2 (03:17:25):
I am.

Speaker 45 (03:17:25):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 2 (03:17:28):
We're all we're looking disgusted at uh at Kevin right now?
Is this disgusting that he's eating with the skin on?

Speaker 18 (03:17:36):
Kevin just earned a new fan today.

Speaker 2 (03:17:39):
Let's go really freach the gospel.

Speaker 4 (03:17:42):
What you eat this stuff?

Speaker 12 (03:17:44):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (03:17:45):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (03:17:47):
Oh my gosh, Like to me, that would be scary
that you're doing this. Do you wash it ahead of time?
Because I always felt like you just peel the stuff
off and then you don't have to wash the actual
outside of it.

Speaker 28 (03:17:57):
I will say it is well, of course you wash it.

Speaker 5 (03:17:59):
I'm not gonna lie in ou don rock dog some
kiwis in my life. Rog, Wow, it's the summer.

Speaker 31 (03:18:07):
Got to love you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:18:09):
Oh all right, Lan, what else are we eating raw?
Or what else are we raw dogging?

Speaker 34 (03:18:14):
We know everything?

Speaker 20 (03:18:18):
The corn is great.

Speaker 18 (03:18:19):
I mean you have to think about it.

Speaker 33 (03:18:21):
Summer sallads have raw corn in it, so all you're
doing is cutting it off and putting it in a salad.

Speaker 14 (03:18:27):
So you know, Kevin earned a new fan today.

Speaker 4 (03:18:31):
Okay, welcome aboard land.

Speaker 2 (03:18:33):
I always thought that raw corn was just a decorative
thing that you have out at Halloween, you know around
It's delicious.

Speaker 4 (03:18:40):
What's up, Tonette, what's going on?

Speaker 20 (03:18:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (03:18:44):
I just wanted to let you know that the Golden
Kiwis are band passed and my girlfriend brought one to
work one day and I.

Speaker 27 (03:18:50):
Wasn't so sure. And it is sweeter and what you be?

Speaker 19 (03:18:55):
The golden one?

Speaker 12 (03:18:55):
That that's all I look for now?

Speaker 2 (03:18:57):
Okay, all right, go I gotta try to do they
look different on the outside or how do you know?
You just have to look at this sign that says
Golden one.

Speaker 45 (03:19:06):
Yeah, it'll say golden.

Speaker 2 (03:19:08):
I want to say they're larger, they're more expensive too,
But do you eat the skin? Also, Kevin by the way,
Kevin by the way, also eats the wrappers. Yes, it's
like nutrients. Remember they used to always say, you know,

(03:19:30):
it's nutrients, and or they would say it's fiber. That's
the first thing that pops in. The last thing I
need is fiber. Oh, here's one for you. Somebody just
text us in Tina, Texas in do you eat salted
peanuts in the shell? Like if you go to a
tiger's game and they give you the bag of peanuts
because I eat those. I'm going to tell you something

(03:19:54):
and this is something for you, Tina too, to watch
out for watch out when you eat too many of
those things that you'll have a rough duty afterwards.

Speaker 4 (03:20:01):
Like you're eating shells.

Speaker 2 (03:20:03):
It's like Anna scrape ya that's coming out.

Speaker 6 (03:20:06):
I saw something yesterday. I don't even know what I
was looking at about the correct way. I don't even
know how we got on this subject. By the way,
the correct way to eat a banana, according to etiquette experts,
is with a fork and a knife. Did you see this.
You're supposed to cut it into bite sized pieces, kind
of like you would cut a hot dog, you know,
like down the whole thing, and then you're supposed to
make a little slice in the skin of each banana

(03:20:29):
disc eat it.

Speaker 2 (03:20:30):
Like that, Shannon, there have been presidential candidates that have
lost elections for eating pizza with a fork and a knife.
You if you if you saw a guy eating a
banana with a fork so weird it out, you would
say Happy Pride Month. I mean, there would be no way.
Although the only way to eat a banana.

Speaker 6 (03:20:48):
Is you know, we see what Kesha did with a
banana at her show.

Speaker 2 (03:20:55):
What did she did? Wade hold on? I mean, yeah, wow,
go back to uh Cutters. The other thing too, is
Cutters is literally like a second away that Burger placed us.
It's a full on bar, like if we ever honestly
wanted to get a drink, like you know how in
the we have a great bar here. Good morning. But

(03:21:17):
they so they were talking to me and the bartender
manager really nicely. I didn't catch what her name was,
but she was really sweet. It's funny. In the beginning
she was not as talkative and didn't seem like she
really cared that we were there. But then when she
found out that we were from iHeartRadio and the Mojo
in the morning show Brianka of myself, she actually was
like is that your name? And she she was like, hey,

(03:21:41):
and anytime you guys need anything, if you guys need
ice or whatever, She's like, we carry it all over
to you. I'm like great, And she gave me the
menu for like ordering if we want to order and
go over and pick up, that would not be somebody
you DoorDash from. Can you imagine? Can you imagine if
you door dashed that close to us, Like it literally
is like your next door neighbor. It is that close

(03:22:03):
to the place. We got to get the thirty two
ounces next time we go to Dude, you know how
much thirty you You didn't eat meat for how long?
Uh seven eight years somewhere around there, and you just
got back to eating it within the last seven eight months.

Speaker 3 (03:22:15):
Probably, Yeah, isn't that like two pounds?

Speaker 4 (03:22:17):
I mean, could you have done forever?

Speaker 5 (03:22:20):
We could do that though, have you ever, like, especially
for like Thanksgiving, you like prep your stomach like I
know I'm about to throw down, so I'm not gonna
eat the day before, not gonna eat the whole day
so I can just go crazy. You could do that
for like a thirty two holes burger.

Speaker 2 (03:22:32):
A thirty two ounce burger is the amount of meat
that you go get at Kroger to go pad meat
for your family. Do you get your picture on the
wall if you finish it? You know what? They know?
They know it's not one of those type of places
Mojo in the Morning full of faces for radio.

Speaker 1 (03:22:46):
And make up.

Speaker 2 (03:22:46):
This is Mojo in the morning, all right, It is
Mojo in the morning. Do you kiss with your eyes
open or closed? That is my question I want to
ask because the reason I asked this is I think
that my wife makes me nervous with the fact that
she when we kiss, has her eyes open. I don't

(03:23:07):
necessarily think that this is a good thing. I feel
like there is a bit of, you know, I don't know,
like maybe she's like looking at me in a weird
way or kind of seeing like you know, they situation,
and I try to keep up on those. I really
do try to keep up on those, even a facial
or some every now and again. But but with that said,

(03:23:29):
I feel like I think it's psychotic to kiss with
your with your eyes open, like I think you've got
to keep your eyes closed.

Speaker 4 (03:23:34):
I'm an eyes closed guy.

Speaker 3 (03:23:35):
I'm an eyes closed girl.

Speaker 6 (03:23:37):
Except if it's like a quick kiss, like a quick pack,
I keep my eyes open. But if it's like a
long sensual case, if there's tongue involved, eyes closed, Like
what are you.

Speaker 2 (03:23:45):
Looking at that?

Speaker 7 (03:23:46):
Whole time?

Speaker 5 (03:23:46):
I tell you I'm an eyes open kisser. You are
I am, And I feel weird when I do it,
but I need to. I need to make sure you're
enjoying this. I like to see the passion on your
face while I'm kissing.

Speaker 2 (03:23:57):
Is that why Chelsea keeps her eyes could be really ill,
I think.

Speaker 5 (03:24:00):
Like, and it feels weird. But also if you notice
her eyes open, I means your eyes are open to.

Speaker 2 (03:24:06):
No I open. What happens is what happens is I'm
kissing and then like this morning, I kissed her goodbye,
and I kissed her goodbye, and she's got her eyes
like this literally actually they were rolling in the back
of her head. And all I kept thinking to myself
was what is the Bruno Mars song? Is Is it grenade?
Where He's like, you had your eyes open, they were open?
What you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(03:24:30):
I should have. And doesn't he say something like I
should have I should have known you were trouble because
you had your eyes open, they were open, or something
like that. I don't know if they hear here you
go hold on saying all right, I think I found it. Yeah,
I think I think that. I think I think that
Chelsea has Chelsea has easygo.

Speaker 7 (03:24:49):
That's just how you live out say take it hard,
but you never give.

Speaker 8 (03:24:55):
Should have known you was.

Speaker 6 (03:24:57):
Trouble from the first kiss?

Speaker 2 (03:24:59):
Had you pass? Well? Why were they open? Open to
see the pass?

Speaker 4 (03:25:07):
It on their face? Make sure I'm seeing you? And
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:25:11):
Like you enjoying what's going on? Terror?

Speaker 4 (03:25:16):
Eyes open? Her eyes closed?

Speaker 33 (03:25:19):
Eyes closed, Mojoe, she doesn't trust you if her eyes
are open?

Speaker 4 (03:25:23):
Is that what it is? My wife doesn't trust me.

Speaker 18 (03:25:27):
It's a sign of no trust. When you keep your
eyes open, you don't feel safe.

Speaker 2 (03:25:32):
Really, Oh my god, I'm like, what is she?

Speaker 44 (03:25:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:25:34):
Did she not trusting? I'm right there kissing her.

Speaker 4 (03:25:36):
How can she not trust?

Speaker 39 (03:25:39):
I don't know, you two been together a long time.

Speaker 2 (03:25:42):
What to well? Does she think I'm gonna go down lower?

Speaker 6 (03:25:47):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (03:25:48):
So? Did you what what what does your guyd Did
your guy keep his eyes closed the whole time? Or
do you not know because you keep it open.

Speaker 22 (03:25:56):
He used to keep him open until I complained enough
about it, kept telling him he didn't trust me.

Speaker 18 (03:26:01):
So now those are closed.

Speaker 2 (03:26:02):
Okay. So now wait, it sounds like you forced him
to close his eyes.

Speaker 18 (03:26:07):
I mean it's been twelve years.

Speaker 39 (03:26:08):
It's about time.

Speaker 2 (03:26:09):
It's about time. Yeah, maybe he's sleeping. Only one person
in the kissing can have their eyes open, both of them.
You can't have two eye open kissers. Now, that's crazy. Hey, coy,
what's up? Eyes open? Her eyes closed?

Speaker 31 (03:26:23):
Eyes closed?

Speaker 16 (03:26:24):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (03:26:25):
Yeah, I mean, come on, you got to keep those closed.
That's the passion, right, you're passionate into the moment.

Speaker 18 (03:26:31):
Yeah, my husband he kisses with his eyes open, and
it's the most strangest thing to me.

Speaker 2 (03:26:36):
Yeah, you're like, what's going on? Are they rolling the
back of his head? They roll in the back of
his head while they're open.

Speaker 58 (03:26:42):
Then you're like, okay, makes me think you're thinking too
hard when.

Speaker 34 (03:26:45):
You're doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:26:46):
Oh, that's interesting. I never thought about that. Nikki. What's up? Hi, Nikki?

Speaker 34 (03:26:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:26:51):
Well, Joe, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (03:26:54):
Hey?

Speaker 38 (03:26:54):
Me and the kids were in the car talking about
the Bruno mars so as the kids said it, you
said it too.

Speaker 2 (03:27:02):
I feel weird for you every morning. I love you.
I feel weird talking in front of the kids. But
what about you? Are you?

Speaker 4 (03:27:08):
Are you kissing with eyes open? Her eyes closed?

Speaker 34 (03:27:10):
Eyes closed?

Speaker 2 (03:27:11):
Yeah, keep them close. Yeah? What are the kids names?
I want to say?

Speaker 45 (03:27:15):
I do him the vay Destinies in the car this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:27:20):
Hey, guys, make sure you give mom a kiss before
you go into school.

Speaker 4 (03:27:25):
Okay, eyes open?

Speaker 2 (03:27:28):
All right, love you guys. What's going on? How you doing? Leah?

Speaker 6 (03:27:31):
Good morning? How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (03:27:33):
Great?

Speaker 4 (03:27:34):
Eyes open, her eyes closed, kissing.

Speaker 6 (03:27:36):
Eyes closed. I just think it's really creepy.

Speaker 2 (03:27:39):
There's no there's no eyes open. People here all crazy close.

Speaker 6 (03:27:44):
You're so close, you end up cross side so few.

Speaker 8 (03:27:49):
It's like you.

Speaker 2 (03:27:51):
I always feel like when I'm kissing Chelsea, she's thinking
of something else, like you know what I mean, like
not thinking of somebody else, but she's thinking of I
got so much to do today, I gotta do, you
know what I mean? What's Amanda?

Speaker 28 (03:28:01):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (03:28:02):
Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 38 (03:28:05):
I'm telling you right now, Kevin that if I was
kissing you and I saw you with your eyes open,
I would literally be tripping out.

Speaker 2 (03:28:11):
No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (03:28:12):
You would be so wrapped up in my tongue in
your mouth, so like.

Speaker 55 (03:28:16):
I don't need someone like looking at my passion.

Speaker 33 (03:28:18):
You know.

Speaker 5 (03:28:19):
But my eyes aren't open the entire time, but there
they are open at certain.

Speaker 2 (03:28:25):
Increments, like you're open and then you close and you
get into it, and you when you open.

Speaker 6 (03:28:30):
Them, like you're showing a little like a zombie.

Speaker 2 (03:28:35):
Kevin, you got great eyes too that I think you're
trying to show them off our ship crazy. This looks.
What's up, Jessica?

Speaker 34 (03:28:41):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 32 (03:28:43):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (03:28:44):
What's up?

Speaker 45 (03:28:46):
I think that it's just like a comfort thing, like
once you're with someone for a really long time, I
think that if your eyes open every once in a while,
I think that's fine.

Speaker 2 (03:28:56):
Yeah. I think that's probably what it is too. It's
a comforting or it's boredom. I don't know what it is. Yeah,
but I like keeping them closed because I like to
sit there and think, you know what I mean, Like
I like to, you know, make sure I'm moving. Chelsea
thinks I watch too much TV too, like.

Speaker 3 (03:29:13):
You make sure you're moving.

Speaker 2 (03:29:15):
I'm making sure I'm getting back and forth and making
sure that it's you know that she's getting all of me.

Speaker 4 (03:29:19):
What's going on, Jennifer?

Speaker 2 (03:29:21):
How you doing?

Speaker 28 (03:29:22):
I'm good.

Speaker 37 (03:29:23):
Good morning, Motive.

Speaker 18 (03:29:23):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (03:29:24):
I'm all right? What's happening?

Speaker 11 (03:29:26):
I agree with keV.

Speaker 37 (03:29:27):
Eyes open?

Speaker 2 (03:29:28):
There we go. Keep you have to see them.

Speaker 55 (03:29:32):
You have to, Yes, it's the passion is there when
you have your eyes open and you're looking at them.

Speaker 2 (03:29:36):
I always like to keep my eyes closed. She likes
to keep her eyes open so that I'm not like
robbing her or something in that particular moment, making sure
I'm not stealing something. What's going on, Kim.

Speaker 38 (03:29:47):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 9 (03:29:48):
You have to keep them close because you gotta make
sure it's chun doesn't fly your partial.

Speaker 6 (03:29:54):
Excuse me, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:29:57):
We should.

Speaker 50 (03:30:02):
Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo,
in West Michigan, it's

Speaker 6 (03:30:09):
Mojo in the morning.