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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mojo. Let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is alrighty ready you're listening to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You're a dode ahead. We real quick.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Bianca had something embarrassing happened to her last night. Bianca's
put together a nice little plan for us the last
couple of days.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I just missed Lydia being mean to me.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, she's not. No, you know what she is.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
She's teaching you. She's uh, she's molding you. She's big sister,
and you true. She needed to do that last night
before you went to bed, because what happened?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What wait? What happened last night? Bianca?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
So I was, guys, this is so embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
So last night, I before I went to bed, I
kind of had to go to the bathroom. But I
just I was like, you know, I'm too lazy to
get up. So I went back to bed. And I
had a dream last night that I was hanging out
with Lydia and I was like, Hey, where's your bathroom?
So I had a dream that I was using the
bathroom at Lydia's house and I woke up in the
middle of the night of me paying in my bed.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
What good?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
So embarrassing. I don't know how that I've never peed
my bed.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
But took it up and like strip your sheet And.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
You guys were talking about cleaning my sheets yesterday, So
that's what I'm doing today.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, did you wake up in the middle of it?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Or you just I woke up in the middle of peak?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Did you finish finished? It's so disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
So when you when you woke up and you had
peed a little bit in the bed, you go to
the bathroom, Pete, do you then sleep in the same bed?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Where'd you sleep?

Speaker 6 (01:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I took all my sheets off and I slept on
my bear mattress.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh no, so it just got on the ma. Did
it get to the mattress or it got all.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
My clothes, It got on my sheet, it got my
top sheet cover and got on my waterproof.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Than you have?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, let me be honest with this one. We
all got to share.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
When's the last time, as a grown ass adult that
we've ever wet the bed? Mine was probably maybe a
decade ago. Really, yeah, it was a drunken night, it was.
It was a similar situation. It was a late late
night fair and a dream that required me peeing in
a urinal. Next thing I know, I'm peeing on me.
I was not a good situation. And the worst is

(02:32):
I was wearing a pair of shorts that that that
were like kind of like grayish. So when I stop peeing,
Chelsea woke up because I jumped up out of bed
so fast, and she goes, everything okay, and I go, yeah,
I know, everything's fine, and she goes really and I
get up out of bed. I turn and look at
her and she sees a big wet spot there by
the night my pants and she goes, did.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You just pee yourself?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
And I'm like, yes, like I couldn't even hide it.
It's the worst, bro, I haven't been on myself as
an adult. You never not as an adult. No, I've never.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like I've had dreams, I promise you.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
I've had dreams where you know, something else, you know
happened but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
But I haven't. I haven't beat on myself at all.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I was a senior in high school and we were
on a family vacation and the worst part was I
was sharing a bed with my sister Jacqueline, and I
don't know what the heck happened, but I peed the
bed all over me, all over her. God, and she
I don't live it down until this day.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And that is, by the way, the most embarrassing thing
is when you pee in you're in a bed with
somebody else, like PM.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's like so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, because you can't even lie about it, like Bianc
Beyonca could have if she wanted to not told us this. Yeah,
this shows you, honestly the level of family that we
are here and a.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Real one you are.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You're a wet one.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Eight four four mojo live eight four four six six
five six five four a Texas nine five five zero zero.
Come on, I know that people have grown ass adult pede,
especially in these drunk situations. I can believe that.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Now, I will say I dood it on myself one
time you did. I was drunk as hell, bro. I
woke up, went to the bathroom because I thought I
had to pete. Yeah, pulled my pants down, look down
and it was broad. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'll go somebody those.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
But I feel like a lot of people have those
like we didn't make it moments. I've had those many
many many more.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Times.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Did they ever want to admit? Yeah, hold on, this
is a legit one here. Oh, Ja hung up, J
Come on j J call back. That was too good.
Jay hung up the phone. I had a legitimate one.
I would appede Ja in that position too, So feel
free you can call back.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What's up, Marvin? How you doing? Hey Mozo?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Hey, we're celebrating Bianca peeing in her bed last night.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Have you ever done this?

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Yes? I have, It's been a while ago, but yeah,
you know you had those dreams you're trying to find
little drains in the base man. You found it everywhere,
so you can tell you use the bathroom. And it happened.
I was visiting my mom in California, and uh, you know,
you catch yourself and you can't believe that you're using
the bathroom yourself. But my daughter was like little to turn.

(05:16):
So I woke up and tried to clean up, and
my wife woke up, like what happened? What?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
What?

Speaker 9 (05:21):
What helped?

Speaker 8 (05:21):
I said, Oh, the baby pea.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's a good standard. I don't blame him.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You can blame him for farts, you can't blame him
for beeing. You gotta take ownerage of that one.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hold on a second, Brandy, how long ago was it
that you paid the bed like three years ago.

Speaker 11 (05:40):
Okay, I had taken one of my exits. It was
either a staircuill or trans It was a really high
dose and I slept entirely through it. Did not know
until I went to, you know, get up to go
to the bathroom like later in real life, and I
was chunking we pad.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's awful. Yeah, that's you know what. That's Matt dedicated.
Peas are understandable. That happens to you. You gotta be
careful of that. One hold on. Lauren is Dayton a peer?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
What's up? Lauren? High high?

Speaker 12 (06:10):
So me and my boyfriend we had just got together
for maybe like a few months and we were drinking together.

Speaker 13 (06:16):
He didn't go to the bathroom before bed totally pete
the whole entire bed.

Speaker 14 (06:20):
I slept through it.

Speaker 10 (06:21):
I didn't even know.

Speaker 15 (06:22):
I woke up.

Speaker 14 (06:22):
I was soaking wet in his.

Speaker 16 (06:24):
Pits the whole bed.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh my god, we're together and you're still love.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
That is love.

Speaker 14 (06:32):
We have a kid together, still together?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Well, you know what, the relationship that peece together stays together.
That's what I'm learning here.

Speaker 17 (06:39):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
At least he's not blaming the baby. What's going on, Sherry,
how you doing?

Speaker 16 (06:46):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (06:47):
It's great.

Speaker 19 (06:48):
Many years back, really really really drunk, woke up.

Speaker 20 (06:52):
My closet was on the other wall to my bathroom.

Speaker 21 (06:57):
I woke up in the middle of peeing in a box.

Speaker 22 (06:59):
In my clock.

Speaker 23 (07:00):
I thought I would do that.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you know how many people I heard have done that?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
My sister did it in her clothing camp for same
and sat down and everything.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I've always heard this with people that in the bus.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, I always she was saying, you said sitting right,
You didn't say the other word?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, good? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
By the way, you know how many times people will
say that they'll take like a sleeping aid, and they'll
they're sleeping aid. Well, all of a sudden, yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn,
What did you want to say to Bianca?

Speaker 18 (07:33):
Hi?

Speaker 17 (07:33):
Rianca?

Speaker 24 (07:34):
It happened. I don't care what anybody says Mojo.

Speaker 25 (07:38):
As an adult, sometimes we have these dreams and I
don't know why they're so real, but it happened to me.

Speaker 26 (07:45):
I was thirty years old.

Speaker 16 (07:47):
I was dreaming that I wasn't he I was sitting on.

Speaker 27 (07:50):
The toilet like it was very real.

Speaker 24 (07:54):
And I was I literally started peeing.

Speaker 16 (07:56):
Modo and I woke up.

Speaker 26 (07:57):
And I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I wonder how many times people have ever dreamed that
they were sitting on the toilet peeing and they woke
up and they were squatting standing in the.

Speaker 16 (08:10):
Yeah, I wasn't squatting, like I was just laying there.

Speaker 28 (08:12):
But I literally was dreaming it, except like like you,
I jumped up on the bed.

Speaker 26 (08:19):
I stot peeing, Like, how do you stop making yourself.

Speaker 25 (08:21):
Pee like that?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I know val No, you can't. You can't shut the
valve or kink the hose. It's it's impossible. You ever
try to You ever try to pee, Like on a
golf course and somebody's pulling up in a golf cart
and you're like, oh crap, and you're like, I gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Because you don't want them to see you. Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Day you worked at a bar and a guy pete
in front of you.

Speaker 29 (08:44):
No, so he had pete. But I was sitting there
because we couldn't let anybody in. It was like max capacity.
And I'm sitting there next to my friends. She worked
at the front too, and we look over and I
stopped on the sh I'm like, did that guy? And
we all sit there, but he was so drunk he
didn't even know that.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh my god, if you were born.

Speaker 30 (09:09):
In September, your parents started the new year with a bang.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's time for more mojo. Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show. We went
out to dinner last night with friends of ours. They
are also great people that help us with our breaking
and entering Christmas wish. Chelse and I had dinner with
Samantha and Ryan Lash last night. The Lash family, which
the Lashes, along with their company RSL Medical, always helps

(09:40):
breaking entering Christmas wish, So thank you to those guys
for doing that.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
They're huge, huge friends of ours.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
But they also more than ever, they're friends to you guys,
because they help us grant the wishes that we do
every single year on the show. So we're eating dinner
with them, and I'm opposed this out there too. All
those that have friends, do you have friends in your
life that you are really good friends with that in

(10:06):
all the years that you've had this friendship, you have
never been to their home. So we got into a
discussion about hanging out and you know about Ryan's basement,
and hey, you know, this is fun some stuff that
you know, Ryan does with the kids and all the

(10:26):
rest of this stuff. And we're having this discussion and
he looked at me and he goes, yeah, you know,
you know what I'm talking about. And I look at him.
I go, what do you mean? He goes, you know,
you know in my basement? When am I going? I
have never been to your house in the thirteen years
I think it's been. I was trying to do the
math on it. It's like thirteen or fourteen years. I
think that I've known these guys. I met him actually
on an airplane, believing it or not, going to Phoenix.

(10:48):
In those years, I have never ever been invited to
their house.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Have they been to yours? They have been to my house.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Actually, they've been to my house in many occasions because
they you know, like when I had surgery or Chelsea
had surgery, like they brought things over like it was
a close relationship. It's a very close relationship. Yeah, they're
like they're like family. They are family. So I'm sitting
there going, huh, I've never been invited to their house,
and I'm starting to get a pattern here.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Kevin has never invited me to his apartment. I know,
it's crazy. Yeah, they've invited me to their house. I
know they have not I promise you.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well you know what you two guys can. Zach just
said in my ear me too, dog. There's no way
they invited Zach over to their house but didn't invite
me over to their house.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
They have.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Okay, So we're sitting around the table and we're having
this conversation last night after we ate dinner, and I said,
you know, I've never been invited your house, Chelsea. We've
never been to their house. No, we've never been in
their house. And they're like, oh my god, Well, why
don't we do this? Because we ate early. We actually
ate at like five thirty or something. Why don't you
guys stop over on your way home you come over
to the house. Now, the Lashes are the same people

(11:58):
that I was telling you about where they their dog.
They their dogs have to get like washed down before
their dog comes back in from outside. Like remember that,
Remember I told you the whole thing where Samantha is
Like Samantha is very very clean with her dog, Like
she doesn't allow her dog to go, you know, and
do that. And people are not allowed. You are not
allowed to go over to her house. And you you

(12:19):
will know this if you've been to their house. You
are not allowed to go to their house and just
take your shoes off and have your socks on.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You have to have slippers on.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
If you go to their house, you have to wear
like booty slippers because they do not want anything that
has touched the outside to be touching the inside of
the Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You think that that's crazy until you really think about
how disgusting your shoes and feet are.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
So you got to bring a change of slippers or
something when you come over. So they said, hey, why
don't you guys come over and stop over at the house.
And I said, okay, but there's a problem here. So
what's the problem. I really kind of go to the bathroom.
I gotta go poop. And Samantha would not let me
come over to the house last night because I had
to go poop and I was not gonna poop at
the restaurant that we ate at, like I do not.

Speaker 31 (13:04):
I didn't you go to a nice restaurant, We went
the nice bathroom.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
We went to a nicer restaurant.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
But I gotta be honest, their bathrooms were really dirty,
So shout out to everybody. I want to say the
name of the restaurant. But I went in there to
go pee earlier in the day. I wouldn't stick my
butt on that. I don't think that. I don't think
they've washed that bathrooms. And then there's poop bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, there's like I'm not I'm not pooping there.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
So so I want to throw out a couple of things.
Number one, I want to see if there's any listeners
that are friends with somebody and they will never let
them come over to their house or you're never invited
to theirs. And number two, do you guys have friends
that will not let you poop at their house? That's it.
I don't huh, you won't let people poop at your house?
You know this flutch is poop numerous times.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
That that was my old house, and that he's the
reason that I won't let people do it if he's
part of the reason. And then I had a friend
give me an upper decker, and I'm like, I'm done.
I'm done letting people poop at the house. When they
poop in the tank?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
What insane?

Speaker 32 (14:01):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yes, that's psychotic.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Ew he was was dumb and probably drunk.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Do you let your sisters and like family members coming? Okay,
I'll poop it everybody house. If I gotta go, I
gotta go. You pooped to my house. Absolutely, if I
have to go, I have to go. I have a
very fluid system.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
We have a we have a in our bathroom, our
master bathroom. We have a washlet that's on our toilet
and Kevin wanted to sit on the washlet. I'm calling
it basically like bedeja.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
It's like a it shoots water to your booty. Y'all
got that. It's it's no, it's in Chelsea and I bathroom.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, texture hair tecnature says Mojo. There's something about you
that they have not invited you, but they've invited everybody else.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I wonder what it is.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Maybe they assume that I I'm going to be the
type of friend that does what Shannon had happened to her.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Maybe they think I'll do something.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Or they know you're nosy that maybe I think because
they're very private people, maybe they think that you're going
to start going through stuff and talk about it. Yes,
I could see that. The reason like it's going to
come out on the radio. By the way, you want
to know what's crazy. You're talking about not being invited
to somebody's house after knowing them for thirteen fourteen years.

Speaker 31 (15:21):
I have a friend. Her name's Kelly Connolly.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
She lives in Tennessee, but she actually knows a lot
of people here in the Detroit area. And I have
never met her in person. Oh, but we talk on
the phone and online. That's wild, Kaffy.

Speaker 31 (15:34):
I've never met her.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, we're sure that Kelly is actually a male or female?

Speaker 31 (15:38):
Yeah, because she was.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
She I met her because she dated one of my exes,
and that's how her and I met quote unquote met Yeah. Interesting,
isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
That is kind of wild. Yeah, it's been.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Fifteen I wouldn't consider her a good friend. I'd consider
her a friend. She came sixteen years.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Would you let her stay your house?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yes, she's come to town multiple times, and it's always
I'm out of town when she's in town. It never
has never worked that we're in the same place at
the same time.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Three to one three says, three one three says. I've
been friends with the same group of girls for the
last ten years, and none of us have ever gone
to any of our homes.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
We always meet at a public place.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Really, and why I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I want to call up, call up and tell us
or text nine by five zero zero if you want
us to call you and we'll call you back. I
know a guy that proposed to a girl before he
ever been to her house.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's a big no no. You have to see how
somebody lives. That's crazy, because what if they're hoarders? Are dirty?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh my god, could you imagine? I couldn't see what
would be worse?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
A well, hoarding is pretty bad, and I'm trying to
think of what would be worse than hoarding, But what
would be what would be worse to find out that
they weren't hoarders, but they were just dirty.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
They just didn't clean up after themselves.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Because some people, some people look clean and smell clean,
but you go to their homes and you're like, when's
the last time you clean this place?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Hot? Looks shano us up?

Speaker 33 (17:03):
Hey, talk.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
What's going on?

Speaker 34 (17:09):
I'm sending the message about my friends when I'm gone
or even when I'm home, anytime.

Speaker 18 (17:15):
They're out and about.

Speaker 35 (17:16):
My house is the house that everyone goes to use
the bathroom and not just number one but number two.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Okay, so they like using your bathroom? Are you okay
with them doing it? You must have super soft toilet paper.

Speaker 36 (17:29):
Completely, completely.

Speaker 30 (17:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 37 (17:31):
We are all friendly with our poop talk. So anytime
I can get a message saying, hey, I'm going.

Speaker 17 (17:37):
To use your bathroom, I gotta take a ship.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Second. I tried.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
I tried to literally dump her. Sane the spit word
about dumping. You can't swear like that on the radio,
Sean poop quick question. Have you had any friends that
you've never been to their home at all?

Speaker 38 (17:56):
Uh?

Speaker 39 (17:57):
No, I can't think of anybody that doesn't invite me over.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Don't you think it's weird that I've got these friends
that have never invited me.

Speaker 40 (18:05):
Well, can't they there?

Speaker 26 (18:06):
There are people out there like that.

Speaker 15 (18:08):
They don't want you to come in and seeing.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, I and I and listen, I understand there's a private,
you know, private thing they want that's their Your home
is your castle.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
What's up, gig.

Speaker 37 (18:19):
Hi?

Speaker 20 (18:20):
So I was gonna I have two comments. So everybody
stops by my house to poop because I have like
a half bathroom right by my front door.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Okay, oh, Like, if my.

Speaker 20 (18:30):
Brother is somewhere and he doesn't want to poop there,
he'll just stop by my house and poop because he's comfortable,
he knows it's clean. So him and my nephew both
stop by my house at the same time with poop.
I'm like, what is this. I'm out of here. But
the other thing is my kids. Him playing video games
online for like over a decade with some like guy
who's the same age as him. But they've been playing forever.

(18:50):
And now my son's grown and in the navy, and
she just told me about it. I'm like, why don't
you guys need it?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
They never met face to face. They only talk on
their video.

Speaker 20 (19:00):
Oh yeah, and they've been through some stuff together, like
work helps each other, work through some like light issues together,
and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
They share personal things together, they do more than just
video game plan but they've never met each other face
to face.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
A bathroom bout a front door seems like functionally, I
could support it, but if you have guests over and
somebody do doo, not everybody got to smell that when
they walk through.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, no, no, But that's good though, it means it's
getting out faster than it's the all thing.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
You work like that.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, it's close to the front door. D or initial K.
I'm with us right now, your voice disguised.

Speaker 41 (19:39):
Good morning, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 42 (19:43):
I help you guys?

Speaker 41 (19:44):
All doing great? One more day? Yes, I have a
group of friends. We all host a holiday. We all
have a great party for Christmas, Summer, Easter. That's one couple,
it's been over fifteen years, has never hosted.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh wow, and.

Speaker 15 (20:07):
For our group of.

Speaker 41 (20:07):
Twenty five people, and my husband has known him for
over twenty five years. Never been to the house.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Do you know where they live or they even keep
that secret.

Speaker 41 (20:20):
No, we all know where they live. They never They
just don't want to. They don't want a house.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
What would happen if you pulled up in their driveway,
rang their doorbell?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Would they make you stand on the front porch?

Speaker 41 (20:33):
They would not answer the door.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 41 (20:35):
The last time the husband was at my house, just
let right into the freezer and got out.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I have to lie days and they make themselves at home.
You know what's interesting.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I know those people that will have people over only
in the summertime so that they can have them outside
and not have them inside that They just don't want
them inside their house.

Speaker 41 (20:53):
You have friends that have great backyards, so it makes
sense their house.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
So what do you do if you have to go
to the bathroom? Do they let you at least use
one of their bathrooms?

Speaker 41 (21:01):
Usually they have a really good blush.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Wow, Hold on, Sean, what's up Sean?

Speaker 8 (21:13):
That's Joe?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
How you doing buddy? All right?

Speaker 36 (21:16):
Now, I care what's that?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
This money?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
What about Channing and Anna and Bianca Lydian?

Speaker 36 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, I see it.

Speaker 22 (21:26):
Yeah, I mean I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Know what's up, buddy, what's going on? What it is?

Speaker 22 (21:31):
Okay, So look, I'll keep with white at my house
in my bathroom. So if I go to somebody house,
if they ain't got no wet whites, I'm not using
the bathroom. Man, you just cannot walk around with no crimes.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Like I mean, I always carry uh uh the man
the dude wipes I have like travel sized dude wives.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Matter of fact, right, you you carry him?

Speaker 42 (21:56):
What you got a man bag or something.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I gotta take?

Speaker 31 (21:59):
He puts them right in his hand and goes to
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
We all know right down here, Okay, there you go.

Speaker 11 (22:06):
That's what's up?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Though? Hey man, I love y'all, love you.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Too, and they come individually packaged, so you just kind
of go of those you need, though, I take three
to four.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
How much I hate than I be? What's up? Let's
go to let's go to Musa? What's up? Mussa? O?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
What's up? Modell?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
How y'all filing today? We're good man? That's good.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
That's good.

Speaker 43 (22:32):
So first off, the last comment, I kind of agree
with y'all because I ain't nobody about to walk around
with dingleberries all day.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That's nice.

Speaker 44 (22:40):
You need like this talk, Yeah, yeah, you gotta get
them off.

Speaker 43 (22:44):
But as far as as far as like long time France,
I got a friend I've known for about ten twelve years,
and I don't know his middle name and pretty much
forget his birthday. That's my best friend, though you can't
tell me.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I love that it's your best But you have no
idea what literally, I have no idea why any of
my friends' middle names. Really, well, middle names is one thing,
but maybe a birthday or when they were a month.
Listen to this one, don is almost exactly what our
situation was.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Donnie.

Speaker 26 (23:13):
There, Yes, I am can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (23:17):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah? Don tell us about your your friends.

Speaker 14 (23:21):
Oh, I have a twenty. It's like seven or eight
of us ladies to get together. We travel, we go
celebrate birthdays, talk about past exits. None of the ladies
have ever been in her house, and we talked about it.
One day we were sitting around talking and she wasn't there,
and I asked, somebody, have you ever been in such
and such a house? They said no, I said, I've

(23:43):
never been in her house. Even we've been over everybody's
houses but hers.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
What if?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
What if she's got dead bodies in her house? And
that's the reason why she doesn't want.

Speaker 14 (23:51):
To She's not that kind of lady. She's a nice question.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Would you know?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Would you know?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Never are?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I think it's so funny you guys have traveled together,
yet she still doesn't invite you to her house.

Speaker 14 (24:05):
No, not inside, No, never been inside.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
If you go over to her house, she makes you
stand outside. Yes, yes, even in the when it's called outside.

Speaker 14 (24:17):
Usually if it's like I got to drop some off
to her, or if if she got to drop some
off I'm pulling the driveway, she'll bring it out or
I'll go to the.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Door, but she never invites I love those people. Those people,
by the way, are definitely hiding something they've got. She's
got something inside that house she doesn't want you to see.
Maybe it's a sex swing. Don about that. I want
to see Don's friends with.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
What it is.

Speaker 14 (24:40):
We try to figure it out, but we never she
never mentioned that.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
She never invited us over ever hire a private investigator.
You know what, I wonder if she lets people come
and repair things in her house.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
You know do You and I have been in former
employees homes that we were allowed in the home but
not in certain areas, And I thought that was weird
because doors and it was like you could come in
the house, but you can't go here and here.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
And hoarding there was a lot. Yeah, probably so. But
all right, fritenly reminded this morning that you are good enough.

Speaker 30 (25:12):
I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happened
to have a radio show, and chances are you're funnier
than we are. Just is Emoje in the morning.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's Mojo in the morning. All right, Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
So what is up with this craze that your kids
are now into Shannon the Jellycats.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I've been talking about jelly cats, I feel like for
a very long time, but it is it has reached
a peak worldwide, and I'm not joking worldwide. Jelly Cats
are these like very soft, cute, stuffed animals and they've
been around for a long time. In fact, Lucy had
was gifted jellycats when she was born, like a bunny.

(25:51):
They've been around probably even longer than that.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
But now in the past I would say year or two,
they started making like tons and tons of different everything
from food to animals to they just launched an alien collection,
and it's like the only thing I can equate it to,
I guess is the beanie baby craze from when I
was Lucy and Smith's age, like elementary school, middle school.

(26:16):
And it's also become I feel like, as a mom
who wants to get them for her kids, I think
I'm more invested in this thing than they are. Like
you become a crazy parent, at least I do when
it comes to this sort of stuff. And Lucy and I,
you guys know this, We take a mommy daughter trip

(26:37):
to New York City the first weekend of every December
so it's already planned for this year, and one of
the things that she really wants to do is go
to They have a Jellycat diner inside of the Fao
Shortz Toy store. So you go in and they quote
unquote cook your jelly cats like the burger and the
hot dog, and I think they have a bagel. They

(26:58):
make it this whole experience. It's totally free. I mean,
you have to.

Speaker 31 (27:01):
Buy the jellycats, but it's totally free.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
To do the experience, you have to get a reservation.
So this is where I get absolutely nuts. Where I
had to figure out, Okay, the reservations are released thirty
days in advance, on the Monday of that week between
three and five pm.

Speaker 31 (27:17):
Okay, but they don't tell you when. So on Monday of.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
This week, it looked like I had an FBI sting
setup in my kitchen. Every iPad we had, every computer
we had, every cell phone that we had was on
this site from three to five pm with me just
constantly going around and refreshing, refreshing, refreshing until I could
get a reservation. I'm like, what am I doing? Why

(27:40):
am I doing?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Heck, yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I got the last reservation of the day ten pm.
She's probably not even gonna be awake. We're going.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yes, I always wonder sometimes if they fill up the
ten pm reservations and the other ones are still there
for like people that they know or something are good,
you know.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I mean on all of my devices, and when I
tell you, I refresh that thing so quickly. When the
reservations dropped and they made us wait almost the full
two hours before they finally like came live, and I
was still my very first device, which was Lucy's iPad
that I was on, I was still like six hundred
and ninety seven in line.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Is this the same thing as that American Girl Doll Store?
How they will let you eat with your dolls? Is
that what that whole thing is about, like you actually.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Eat real food?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
No, No, it's all fake.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Because in the this is actually kind of funny. It
makes me happy that we get to bring this up again.
Do you remember when Lydia went to Chicago and she
as a grown ass adult, went to the American Girl
Doll Store to have lunch?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
And I do it a go?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yes, you when you go to the American Girl Doll one,
do you eat yourself or does just your doll eat
we both eat together.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
That would be rude.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
So the jellycat thing, you don't eat anything. There's no food.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
They call it a jelly cat diner, but it's just
a setup of all of the of all of the
stuffed animals they have. And then there's like the Fao
Schwarts employees fake cook whatever it is that you're buying
and they box it up. And the way that I
rearranged my Monday for this thing and the experience is
probably like five or ten minutes. She's so excited, but

(29:16):
she was even laughing at me as I was like,
do not nobody touch anything on this counter right now,
because I wanted to make sure that it went through.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
And Lydia, was it weird for you to be sitting
at a table with a doll?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
No, not at all.

Speaker 45 (29:30):
Everyone had the capability of doing it. I just picked
her up off the wall and put her in a
high chair.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
But like you fake feed her.

Speaker 45 (29:36):
Yeah, they give you like a little mug for her,
some like little muffins that you can give her.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, So I just pretend to put it.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Mom, Lydia, that is so weird.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
She put it in yours.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I put it in hers and then yeah, she put
it in mine.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Oh my god, say it again.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
You said you're gonna buy.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
A delicate Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
They're kind of expensive though, there's so.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Much are they?

Speaker 32 (29:59):
I mean they range from like twenty five to sixty dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
So when you were little kids, when you guys were
little kids, were you into stuff like this, like how
your kids are in this?

Speaker 41 (30:09):
Like?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Did you have it?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Was beanie babies? And I talked to my sister Jacqueline
today because I was telling her about this whole reservation
thing and now she's kind of invested too for her daughter.
And I was like, why are we like this that
we will go to the ends of the earth to
get these stupid stuffed animals. And she said, because Mom
was this way with Beanie babies for us. She would
get a rumor that Sue's Hallmark was going to get

(30:33):
the you know, elephant in and her butt would be
waiting in line at five am.

Speaker 32 (30:38):
Mine the sort of opens did any did I don't
have webkins?

Speaker 46 (30:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I loved it.

Speaker 32 (30:43):
Yes, that was our generation for sure. Bocha doesn't even
know what a webkin is.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I don't either. No, we gave way webkins on the air.
Remember that was like a bag like.

Speaker 32 (30:52):
Stuffed animals, but then they had codes to like a
virtual world.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, it was. It was a cult.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I used to throw for parties for my webcins.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Really yeah, I had birthday cakes, have all my webkins
in a circle, we'd all have out.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah, it was legit.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
The girls that were my age were all into cabbage
Patch docks. Oh that was cabbage Patch styles were the things.
And then I remember when Joey was younger, it was
tickle Me Elmo. I had to I remember going to
get a bunch of tickle Me elmos for promotion that
we were given away and having to like sneak one
out for Joey for his Christmas so that Santa could

(31:28):
give them one because you could not get them anywhere.
And I was going to my car with the tickle
me almost to put them in my car, and people
were following me in the parking lot because they were
trying to see if I would sell it to them
in the parking lot.

Speaker 45 (31:40):
There's a TikTok trend right now that if you go
on TikTok and type your name with the word jellykit,
it'll tell you what your jellykit is doing.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Itbody it for me because I don't have TikTok?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
So are there any ways to make money off the things?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Like?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Because I would bet if this is the case, there
are those guys out there, like the you know, the
guys that line up for celebrity autographs that just try
to sell them and they're all like creepy old dudes.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I bet you there are like some creepy dudes.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I can tell you that this is true because when
Wes and I went out of town a couple of
weeks ago, I knew there was a store that sold
them where we were, and so I waited. I randomly
got to the store like ten minutes before it opened,
and there were a bunch of like grown older men
waiting in line for the store to open, and they
went back to the jelly cat section. So I was like, Okay,
you're not doing Unless they were doing it, they didn't

(32:25):
even look like they were like grandpaus or dad's.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Doesn't that make you think weird things Like when you're
standing in line and there's a smelly dude wearing a
freaking Champion dirty sweatshirt and he's like trying to get
himself these things a quick question for you on the
jelly Cats and stuff like this. What stores sell them?
You said there's a store that sells them, but you
said Fao Schwarts. There any stories locally.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, there's a few, a lot of so paper Sore
sells them, which I think is like one of the
only it's like a card shop. But then it's a lot.
They try to support a lot of local businesses. So
like the apothecary in Holland on the west side of
the state, I know sells them. I'm trying to think, girls,
there's a place in Birmingham Found Objects that sells them,

(33:12):
like some of these little like one off local businesses
Jellycat tries to support.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
That was first Courtney. What's up? It's Mojo on the morning.

Speaker 37 (33:20):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 38 (33:21):
That's like trying to plan a trip to Disney. It's
absolutely miserable because you have to get on at a
certain time to get the restaurant, to get a reservation,
the fast passes. It's like you feel like you're in
this race and it's like why are you even doing this?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
That is that is true.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
If you do go on one of those trips to
wherever Universal Disney, you can't get reservations to these places.
It makes no sense, you know that it's so hard
to get reservations because people will jump on, like you said,
in the middle of the night to try to get them.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
What's up, Nicole, Hey there, I was.

Speaker 20 (33:58):
Just flung the room.

Speaker 47 (34:00):
Anybody remember the online neopets neopats?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I remember that.

Speaker 32 (34:04):
Yeah, neo pets were sick.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah did your did you have neo pets?

Speaker 48 (34:14):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (34:14):
I sure did.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Did your parents do what like Shannon's doing, Like, did
your mom stand in line in the middle of the
night and do all that stuff?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
No? No, not at all.

Speaker 49 (34:25):
You're pretty much closed in at home.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
So it's amazing.

Speaker 49 (34:28):
I definitely have my online world.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
It's amazing to think of like the parents that do
it versus the parents that won't do it at all,
that that don't want to be part.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Of the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
But I always believe, I always believe you try to
give your kid something that you didn't have.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
In your case, you said you.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Did have this like where I think that's where I
learned it from. Now it's like a personal mission mission
for me.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
To do this. Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I wonder if there's anybody that listens to us, they
can get you a better time than ten o'clock at night.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm good, I'm grateful.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Why do they want kids out at ten o'clock at night?
That's nuts? What's up, Marcy? How you doing Hi?

Speaker 28 (35:05):
The reason I remember it verytividally, the reason I Tickled
Me Almo sold out was Rosie o'donald.

Speaker 20 (35:13):
Yes, very when it came out.

Speaker 21 (35:15):
Rosie o'donnald had a talk show and she was playing
with it on her program and she was like, oh
my god, I love this, Oh my.

Speaker 36 (35:21):
God, I love it.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah. She was like the hypemaster of Tickle Me Elmo
at the time. I remember that too.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, those were actually, uh, those were hugely popular. It's
funny how big she was too. Her show was always
like the big show in the afternoon. What's up, Molly?
How you doing good? How are you good?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Molly? What do you do?

Speaker 36 (35:42):
I sell jelly cats.

Speaker 50 (35:43):
I have a store and I sell them.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
We're at my store yet, Michigan.

Speaker 32 (35:48):
Shannon's eyes just shout it out, the little seedling.

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Seed.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Do you have any jelly cats that Shannon can get
her hands on.

Speaker 47 (35:58):
Absolutely, you can go to my website and order them.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Oh wow, what's the rarest? What's the rarest jilly cat.

Speaker 47 (36:06):
Well, they've got tons of discontinued ones, so, like you know,
I mean, there's hundreds of them. And what cracks me
up is sometimes when they release them, people will buy them,
sell them on eBay for triple what they're worth, and
they're still sitting in my store. So do your research
before you pay more than retail. But somebody mentioned that

(36:29):
they're twenty to sixty dollars. They're actually about twenty to
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Oh my gosho one.

Speaker 47 (36:36):
Okay, yeah, we have a couple of Yeah, we have
a couple of them in our store that are a
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
What's your website?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
The Little seedling dot com?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Hey, quick question.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Do you ever run across those smelly old dudes that
are just trying to buy them this elem?

Speaker 47 (36:53):
No, not the vast majority of the Well, there's tons
of college students in Harbor's college town, really tons of
college students. Yeah, college students come in all day long
to buy them. Last year, during the holidays, we had
entire Michigan sports teams doing jelly cat exchanges, like the
women's swimming team and the women's track and field team.
That was like their secret Fanta. Yeah, and then of

(37:16):
course kids, we're mostly you know, a baby kids store,
and so.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
You know, parents, your store is adorable. I'm looking at
it online.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I keep thinking about if Luke and asked yous are
like hanging out on campus with college kids? Is it
only girls or the boys that are that are playing?

Speaker 47 (37:34):
It's Some of the sweetest things is when little like
you know, fourteen fifteen year old boys come in and
they're buying them for their first girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Oh okay, give me really cute. All right, Well, thanks
for the call, Molly, appreciate it. Well to check you out.
One take care of yourself.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
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Speaker 1 (38:00):
Mojo in the Morning guarantee human.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. Anna
is the newest member of this radio showy and aside
from keeping secrets, an no, this is interesting. So Anna,
when you were hanging out with a fam you found
out something interesting about your dad that you did not

(38:24):
know about.

Speaker 32 (38:25):
So to start, because this is going to be about
my grandpa, I call him Pops, and Pops is one
of my best friends. So I have talked to Pops
on the phone every day, if not every other day,
since I was ten years old. I'm almost thirty.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Grandpa from which side mom my mom's father.

Speaker 32 (38:44):
Okay, they lived in Florida most of my life and
only recently moved to Michigan to live with my parents
because they're eighty six and they just they need a
little bit of assistance. So I was home this weekend,
and I've been talking to Pops more than ever before
now that he's home, and I've been learning a lot.

(39:07):
So I've always known that he has not or he
was not a huge fan of my father. I've heard
crazy stories like when my dad proposed to my mom
or asked for permission to propose to my mom. My
Pops they were on the boat and he said, take
me in. I think I'm gonna be sick. So things
like that where he's just not been a fan.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Get sick.

Speaker 32 (39:31):
Yes, he's also a funny guy. But they went ahead
with it, and we're getting married. And I found out
this weekend because he was telling the story that the
day of the wedding, he was in the back of
the church talking to my dad. My mom was not around,
and he said, I have five thousand dollars cash for
you right now if you walk out of this church.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
So he did not want that wedding.

Speaker 32 (39:56):
And I was like, there's no way this true. My
Dad's like, no, it was, It's true. And I'm just
sitting here like I almost wasn't a thing my dad
could have walked out of the church.

Speaker 31 (40:06):
Do you know specifically what he didn't like about your dad?

Speaker 32 (40:08):
See, that's something you're gonna have to ask him. I
know my dad was a bad boy. Quote you know.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
My mom was like, he's on the phone. We Pops
on the pope real quick while we're talking to Pops.
Has anybody else ever had this happen to them where
either they were offered money or their dad offered money
to not get married. Like I said, I do not
want you guys to get married, So offered money on

(40:37):
the phone with us is antas Pops?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
How are you, Pops? I'm doing great? How are you
listen to that man? You sound? How old did you
say your grandpa's Pops?

Speaker 32 (40:49):
You're eighty six?

Speaker 51 (40:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Eighty five and a half eighty five?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
By the way, that's a you. This guy sounds This
guy sounds like he's got more energy than I do
right now. So, Pops, what is it that you didn't
like about Anna's dad? About your son in law?

Speaker 9 (41:05):
You know, I didn't see any future, and you know
how you always want to protect your daughter and so on. Sure,
but I got to make a comment. Now, if I
knew then what I know now, I would have given
him five thousand this time.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
That's nice that I thought he was going to say.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I would have given him ten thousand, like this is
going to be the best sound clip that we've ever had.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
So he turned, I was you go ahead, I'm sorry.
I was going to say that. However, I live with
them now.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
We just came We just came back to Michigan from
thirty seven years in Florida, and we have living quarters
on top of and his mother and father, and so
I got to be at my best.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
What the hell are you thinking moving back to Michigan
from Florida? Why did you not make Anna's parents move
down there to take care of you guys?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
They did come down.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
I hired him at a company I had, and he
only made it six months and came back.

Speaker 48 (42:07):
He just.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
He misses all those seasons. But you know, way back,
my favorite two co hosts were J. P. McCarthy and
Dick Burton. I used to help Dick Burton do put
on calls.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Did you really Oh my god, I really did. I
didn't know that. That's awesome. What was what is your career?
What what did you do? Pops?

Speaker 9 (42:27):
I was in the steel business, uh, selling steel, and
then I opened up my own and I was a
broker and all over the United States.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Well, it's funny that you talk about that, because of
the last time I saw Dick Purton, he told me
I wasn't as fat as I was the last time
that he saw me as I was actually nice.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I never got to meet J. P. McCarthy, but man,
those two are.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
It's it's an honor to ever be on the radio
in a city where those two guys were on and
so they.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Were legends along with you. Oh jeez, well thank you.
Right here, listen, I'm going to tell you something.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I was actually talking yesterday to Craig Kitchen, who's the
head of the Radio Hall of Fame, and he asked me,
he goes, hey, at what time in the program do
you want to go?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Do you want to go you know, first, middle, or end.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
He gave me the choice, which was really really nice
of him, because Craig is a Michigandier, as Big Wretch says,
and he gave me that option, and I said to him,
I go put me in the beginning of the thing
because I'm gonna be drunk by the end. But it's
going to be an honor to be in there. But
real quick, I want to ask Pops a couple of
questions about Anna. Forget Me, Forget Me, and let's talk

(43:35):
about Anna. How excited are you for your granddaughter's career
that she now has having in getting into radio.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
I couldn't be more excited. I had her order on
Amazon or radio for me to walk around the house
in different rooms. I listened to it every morning unless
I have to make a stop or something. But I'm
a fervent listener now six thirty to nine thirty for sure.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (44:03):
But Pops, I did have to remember we had to
talk because you were you were bringing up everything that
I was talking on the radio, and I had to say,
can we just talk how we usually talk?

Speaker 9 (44:13):
The second day of your show, she told me she
met me don at MGM for dinner and she said,
pob so we just can't keep talking about the show.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I Live, I Live, and I Live and breathe that
I got to have some space.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
By the way, this is actually kind of cool because
Pops can be eighty six years old.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
He's gambling at the MGM and taking it. Are you
a gambler? Or did you really?

Speaker 32 (44:36):
We'll be there again tonight.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Wait a second, you liked what do you like to play?
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 9 (44:42):
I play the slots just my wife loves it, and
I'm just a furb and contributor there, although we have
a close a close friend, Gus, the host, and he
comps us for a lot of dinners.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
So, hey, Pops, this kid, I got a question for you.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Anna's new to the show and we're getting to know her,
our listeners are getting to know her, but it sounds
like the person that knows her better than anyone is
potentially you.

Speaker 37 (45:09):
So what is.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Okay? Go ahead? What is something that you want us
all to know about your granddaughter Anna?

Speaker 9 (45:18):
I'll tell you something that's so unusual. Anna's going to
be thirty years old in December, and Anna calls me
every day.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I'm not talking.

Speaker 9 (45:31):
I'm not talking the last six months ors since I've
been here, since she's probably seven or eight years old.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
That I.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Came here every summer for two months, so I grew
up with her in the summers from Florida. But how
many thirty year old call their grandfather every day?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Can I say something to you? And I just learned that.
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
That to me says a lot about you, Anna, and
I hope the listeners take on to that, because we
just got done having a conversation about not doing family
dinners or anything like that. I mean the idea that
you pick up the phone every single day, and I
know you got a busy day because I see how
busy it is, and you call up your eighty six

(46:15):
or eighty five and a half eighty five and I
don't know how many days grandfather.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Is amazing. That's awesome, that's huge, that's amazing. Jo Her Mojo.

Speaker 9 (46:26):
Her first Friday on the job, she called me at
one point thirty and said, Pops, don't call me at
all today.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I just got home. I'm exhausted. That's great.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Can I tell you something anytime you got a grandpa
that gets comps at the MGM? Man a man on
this one, Pops, What an awesome opportunity to be able
to have you on the air. We hope that we
get a chance to meet face to face and you'd
be good. You stay spry and young and enjoy yourself. Okay, great,
thank you for the call. Take care of them all both,

(46:59):
jo Hey, we all promise we're going to take care
of your granddaughters. So I just want you to know
that perfect.

Speaker 32 (47:05):
Love a dinner tonight, pops, don't forget.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah, where do you guys go to?

Speaker 32 (47:12):
Going to MGM again?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
They go every Tuesday, like a steakhouse or something.

Speaker 32 (47:15):
It depends they have like d Prime in there, or
we go to the food court sometimes.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Do they have like a Wolfgang Puck restaurant?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Did they they have? I haven't been to the MGM
and forever. That sounds like honestly, it sounds like a
like a fun time. Last time I went to the
MGM was when they had V Nightclub and Osum who
is the general manager of V Nightclub.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
We Shannon got wasted.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
And fond time wall there. She fondled flow ride. We
got pictures, Network got pictures to prove it. Danielle, what's
up of Danielle?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
High?

Speaker 19 (47:52):
Hey, first time long ter.

Speaker 26 (47:58):
So my grandpa has predicted every marriage in my family
on the day of the.

Speaker 42 (48:03):
Wedding, and he told my uncle, my dad and I.

Speaker 36 (48:07):
To run before we got married. And every single one
of those marriages has ended in divorce.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Okay, that's class. Oh my god. You know what we
need to do.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
We need to see if this guy is like the
wedding whisperer, and we need we need to have him
talk to some of the listeners here before they end
up walking down the aisle see what he's got.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Maybe it's just family character.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Although I got to be honest with you, you don't
have to be the wedding whisper to figure out if
some of these marriages class.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
You can kind of see it. But thank you for
the call. We appreciate you. Take care of yourself working on.

Speaker 30 (48:42):
That new weir for the new year, and by that
I mean I'm eating tacos.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
It is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 30 (48:51):
Oh man, you should have deleted those texts you went
to delete.

Speaker 46 (48:56):
Wait?

Speaker 30 (48:57):
Wait, another world famous war the roses have?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Does it? Seven forty on Mojo in the Morning. Wait,
it's time for.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
More Mojo Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Phone number
eight four fur Mojo Live. The text is nine to
five to five zero zero. I want to throw this
out there and ask the question if there's any listeners
that have ever felt the same way.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Do you ever feel like you have to keep up?
And what I mean by that is this.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
For those that have followed my wife and myself on
the we Don't podcast and goes to the we Don't
podcast Instagram, you can please go to that and like
it and see what it's all about. My wife and
I do this podcast once a week and we have
been having fun doing this. Actually it's been therapeutic for

(49:50):
us because it's virtually an hour forty minutes to an
hour of us spending time with each other. As weird
as that sounds, you think, okay, well, as you you
should be spending time with each other. Sometimes when you're
in relationships, you don't have one on one time where
it's just the two of you talking. You've got kids
that are involved, you've got friends that are involved, you

(50:11):
got things that are involved, you know, like trying to
keep up and pay bills and do all the rest
of that stuff. Well, when you're one on one and
you're talking about one specific subject, it's almost like a
therapy session of the two of you together. And so
this has been a really cool thing for us to
do because we have been for like the last you know,

(50:32):
year and a half or however long this has been
doing it and spending like quality time, you know, once
or twice a week, depending on when we decide to tape.
Chelsea over the last couple of years has been just
killing it with taking care of herself, and she has

(50:53):
over the last couple of years really focused on trying
to do her because she's been doing the kid so much.
You know, she's raised the kids, and we have three boys.
Now that our youngest is twenty years old and he's
in college, we are virtually empty nesters, you know, during
the school year, we are. But she really kind of

(51:14):
was looking for opportunity just to kind of make you know,
make sure that she's being healthy so that she can
you know, live the best parts of her life looking
and feeling great.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It sucks for me.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Because you say that, because and it is not that
when we first got together, you know, Chelsea was amazing,
and all throughout her marriage she's always been the better
looking of the two of us. But now that she's
kind of like as she's gotten to be fifty years old,
she is fine. She's fifty and fine. And I am

(51:48):
fifty and fat, not anymore fifty four in fat, fifty
five and fat, and I have to know I'm still fat.
But I feel like I have to really pay attention
to myself otherwise it's going to be so drastically different
between the two of us, Like where people are going
to go look at that old son of a bitch

(52:10):
with that young, good looking lady. And not that people
haven't already pointed out that I am, you know, the
zero to her her being the number one.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
We're a ten together, I guess. But I feel like
more and more it's us, you know.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Really having to be conscious about how I feel and
how I look and live our lives together.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Last night we went out for dinner with friends. All
I wanted to do was eat more.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
I sat there and I looked at this food that
was in front of us, and all I wanted to
do was finish every single scrap of potato, eat the desserts,
you know, and eat every And I did eat, by
the way. I didn't stop, but I wanted to eat
it all. And I sat there in my head and said, Tom,
you got to be good otherwise you will go out

(53:03):
to eat and people are going to go, who's the
fat son of a bitch with a good looking lady?
And I want to know if there are any listeners
that feel like that with their spouse where and are
there any women that feel that way with a guy
that might be the version that is like Chelsea, because
I think that would be harder on women than it
would be on guys, because at least I can like

(53:25):
laugh off some things every now and again. But women
it's difficult because if you're a woman and you are
with a guy that is skinny and works out all
the time, and you know takes care of himself and
you're a woman that you know is aging or honestly

(53:46):
gain and weight, I bet it's got to be pretty
tough for you. I would just assume, because as a
guy that's that way, I would feel like that would
be even tougher if I was a female.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
And for women, I think, because I do feel this
way from time to time with Wes, I think women too,
You're already so self conscious at least I am. I
don't want to speak on behalf of every female who
is around the same age as me, But you do
get more self conscious as you get older because you know,
you see, there are so many different things that you
can do and your body's changing. Like at all breaking

(54:20):
with him from time to time, I definitely get into
like a hole of feeling like I need to like
up my game a little bit.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Do you ever find yourself having to work out or
feeling like you don't really want to work out, but
because he works out and takes care of himself, that
you have to work.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Out more for that.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
It's so funny because we literally are having this discussion
like an hour ago about meeting each other at the
gym later, which I don't really want to do. It's
also it's a little bit of that. It's also more
so like I want to be there with him and
I want to spend time with him, and that's you know,
something that he chooses to do. But yeah, I mean
for sure because I know that he finds strong women attractive,

(55:02):
so that's definitely something that I think about.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Yeah, it's interesting because while I will say this as
as somebody that looks at the two of you guys,
you guys both to look great.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
But who am I to judged and say that that
you don't have those feelings. Yeah, you'll know what's going
on an inside.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Yeah, that part the last part about understanding what your
partner finds attractive. Ye, and maybe you aren't that that's
something that can play in your mind. That's played in
my line my mind and relationships as well. And then
not to totally divert the conversation, but just to add
to it. Outside of just the physical improvements, I've been
in relationships or been in places where I felt like

(55:37):
the person I was with was maybe smarter than me,
or their job was more quote unquote professional or serious
than I. And you get around your friend group and
they're having conversations and you're like, damn, like maybe I
need to go read a book.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Or something right, enjoy this dinner.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
If you ever look at our wedding photos and look
at Chelsea and I, our wedding photos will show you
that Chelsea did not, you know, like she didn't marry
a guy that was, you know, a bodybuilder.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
You know I was.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I've always been had a weight issue. I've always had
issues with that. So she loved me for who she loved.
So I look at that and I go, Okay, I
get it, but nobody wants to be fifty years old
with the fat guy, you know what I mean. Nobody
wants to look as good as she she does and
I and I know that that's not the case, but
that's how I feel. Yeah, So I feel like that's

(56:28):
my motivation of doing this. And actually I just signed
back up, you know, with Tom the Trainer. I'm going
to go start working back out with Tom the Trainer,
but I'm really focused on this. I got that Hall
of Fame thing coming up. Yeah, I want to look
the best I can ever look at that thing.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
It's more the internal conversation, not necessarily what you're hearing
exter exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
And honestly, it's funny.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
I talked to her sometimes about this and she gets
so mad at me because she's like, I have never
made weight an issue unless if it was about your health.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
She said that on the year before when we talked
to her.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
She is never and she has never ever made me
feel like when I'm sitting there at dinner that I
should push away from the table at all, Like that's
one thing. She's never been that that uh person, and uh,
if anything, I feel, you know, that I could if
I wanted to be just sit back and be fat
and sit down on the couch.

Speaker 31 (57:18):
If it was the other day.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
No, I got botox the other day because honestly, I
do it at least a couple of times a year,
and I needed it because I was starting to look
way older than Kevin.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
And I don't want to. I don't think that's possible.
I'm just want to. I want to see what's going
on and I see why you see anything in there?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
What do you say it's like a different hairstyle. No,
I want to see.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I want to see you like calm, jail, slick back,
like mobs. Just want to see it.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
No, because honestly, you'll probably see I have too much
gray in there, Robin, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Robin?

Speaker 24 (57:55):
Okay, So I'm sixty one and a lot of people
don't think i'm my sh always say i'm younger. But
I can't be with a guy that's skinny. I'm a
little chunky. I'm not a big, big girl, but I'm
a little chunky. And me and my husband when he
started losing weight, I'm like, you can't. I can't be
with you if you're skinny, because I always felt insecure,
and I was fine till I had five boys.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Then it was like the.

Speaker 24 (58:19):
Weight never wanted to go away. And if a guy
looks to me now and he's skinny, it's like, I smile,
but I like a guy with a little meat on
his bones. And I have women who are skinny and
prefer men with.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Meat on their bones.

Speaker 36 (58:32):
Well, in oh, you're wrong about you.

Speaker 24 (58:34):
You can feel that way, but women do sometimes like
the meat.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Listen, and I know that every lid has its pot, right,
and some of those bigger pots have bigger lids. But
I will but I'll be quite honest with you, I
get it. But it's like, like you said, it's how
I feel and me feeling this way. Like we were
out with our friends Denise and Jimmy last night and
she looked Chelsea. Denise looked at Chelsea and says, you

(59:01):
are more beautiful than ever before, and she's right. And
I looked at that and I go, Okay, I'm not
going to eat the rest of these scalloped potatoes or
whatever they were. But no, it's it's one of those
things where I look at that and I go, man,
I definitely look way better now than I did twenty
years ago. Okay, twenty years ago, I did not. I

(59:22):
don't think I looked that good. I was probably just
you know, I was heavier and all the rest. But
at that point I was twenty years younger, and I
thought I was gonna live forever. And then I think
you have a health scare and you go all right,
I ain't gonna live forever, and turn this around. Yeah,
what's going on, Elizabeth?

Speaker 39 (59:38):
Hi?

Speaker 25 (59:38):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Good? What's happening?

Speaker 26 (59:42):
I actually lost a bunch of weight because my husband
he'll go to work and talk me up so much,
like he's like, oh, yeah, she cooked me his lunches
and dinners and everything. And I would go to work
after like go with him to his like events and stuff.
After I had my two kids, and I just felt
like the guys were like, oh, this is your wife.
So I ended up losing like fifty three pounds, and

(01:00:02):
I'm still like on that journey trying to lose the weight.

Speaker 24 (01:00:04):
Why do you think because I don't want him to
be embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Why wait, why do you think that they were looking
at you that way?

Speaker 26 (01:00:11):
Because that's just like how the world tells us, like
men look at women, and so I just like wanted
him to be proud to be like next to this
hot wife.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
So I like lost all this weight and.

Speaker 26 (01:00:21):
I'm like trying to look better for him, and he
never says anything. He's always like, if I would rather
you eat and be happy then be storming yourself and miserable.

Speaker 10 (01:00:30):
He's like, I think you're beautiful just the way you are.

Speaker 26 (01:00:31):
It's just I guess in my own head.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
But listen what I and I know that I know
that you know he loves you more than ever, just
like I know that my wife loves me more than
ever too. But there's some interesting motivation that we have.
Elizabeth right by trying to look better for our and
our spouses.

Speaker 24 (01:00:49):
I mean, it worked for me, so I think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
We should we should look better for us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
And I know that that's the right thing to say,
but that ain't always the truth, you know what I mean, Like,
you need to sometimes have a motivation. What's up initial
see your voices, guys, Good morning everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I can yes, awesome.

Speaker 41 (01:01:09):
So my boyfriend and I literally just broke up and
it was his insecurities just get the best of him.
And he was a chunkier guy.

Speaker 37 (01:01:20):
I'm not.

Speaker 41 (01:01:22):
And it he just he couldn't get past it. It
got in the way of every aspect of our.

Speaker 38 (01:01:28):
Relationship, and it just broke it.

Speaker 41 (01:01:31):
I mean, it's still breaking my heart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
But who broke up with who?

Speaker 41 (01:01:37):
It was an odd kind of mutual thing. It didn't
really end that great.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Did you break up with him because the way he
looked or because of his insecurities about Let me ask you.
Let me ask you this question real quick. Did you
break up with him because of the way that he looked?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Or did you break up with him over the way
that he felt he looked in his insecurity?

Speaker 41 (01:02:03):
It was the feelings, It was the insecurities behind it,
because I think he is just the most handsome, sexiest man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
And he didn't believe you when you said that, correct?

Speaker 10 (01:02:14):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
What did he think?

Speaker 40 (01:02:15):
He did?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
He think that you wanted to be with somebody that
was a skinnier man than him.

Speaker 41 (01:02:21):
He saw because I looked the way that I looked.

Speaker 37 (01:02:24):
I have options.

Speaker 41 (01:02:25):
I have so many options. The world is my oyster.
And that made him terrified to lose me. He he
couldn't see that I loved him for who he is
on the inside and the outside.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Well, if you love him that much, call and tell
him and tell him you want him back.

Speaker 41 (01:02:47):
I wish it was that easy. Oh, I wish it
was that easy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Who broke up with? Who?

Speaker 37 (01:02:52):
It was?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
It was a mutual.

Speaker 41 (01:02:54):
We were in the middle of a pretty art I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Well then I gotta dump that, all right. Yeah, you
can't say. A lot of us were words today. Please
stop it, please please, I apologize. You're making me want
to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
You got to take a diet on the person.

Speaker 41 (01:03:08):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Okay, So, so you guys were in a bad relationship,
so there's no chance. Do you think that Do you
think that maybe you guys could go to counseling and
try to figure this out or did you try that?

Speaker 41 (01:03:20):
I this, I truly think this is a hymn thing
that he Unfortunately, Yeah, I don't think he'll truly be happy,
whether it's me or someone else, until he gets past
his own insecurities and his own issues, because he was
wonderful until all those really started creeping in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
That's too bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
That makes me very sad because I could see myself
and him in certain regards. You know, don't but don't
give up the love that you they have for this person,
because of your insecurities. He needs therapy, like I also
need therapy for myself, and I think that's important.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Shawna. Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning. Hello.

Speaker 33 (01:04:00):
Al So, I'm freshly single.

Speaker 20 (01:04:02):
I'm hitting sixty and I'm kind of like fine wine.
I just keep getting.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Battle and.

Speaker 11 (01:04:11):
Yeah, and the dating pool out here my.

Speaker 15 (01:04:13):
Age is like, it's must be a bunch of toms.

Speaker 33 (01:04:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:04:17):
I had to go the other way because everyone my
age is like, just let themselves go or whatever.

Speaker 42 (01:04:23):
So I I just start dating younger guys, but I.

Speaker 33 (01:04:26):
Just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Isn't that funny what they're eating?

Speaker 20 (01:04:29):
All the food off my plate?

Speaker 42 (01:04:31):
It's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
It's wow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Well Shanna, and it's like, I'm fine wine and all
the guys wait, you know my real name is Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Now I feel even more insecure. That's that's horrible. Uh,
love you, guys, We love you. I think down. What's up.
It's Mojo in the Morning. High.

Speaker 11 (01:04:59):
Hey, mo Joe.

Speaker 17 (01:05:00):
You gotta remember some ladies like meat on their girl.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
That's a double that's very sweet, But thank you. I'm
still I'm still double dosing my shot. I'm gonna I'm
my g LP is going to be pep ones today.
I'm going to add some extra pe to it real quick.
Let's see here, LEXI, last call Lexi. What's going on?

Speaker 48 (01:05:27):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (01:05:28):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
I got you? Lexi? Yes, well, first of all.

Speaker 12 (01:05:32):
First time, long time.

Speaker 37 (01:05:38):
But no.

Speaker 25 (01:05:38):
Back to what Shannon was saying about.

Speaker 12 (01:05:41):
You know, like always not feeling good about yourself, little bag,
don't great. I'll make it sure. I was cheated on
while I was pregnant, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Oh man, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 12 (01:05:53):
And now I'm at a point where I'm actually a
little bit smaller than what I was before I was and.

Speaker 16 (01:06:02):
It seems like.

Speaker 12 (01:06:04):
I mean, I don't I didn't mention it, but me
and him broke up and it sounds he basically wants
me back, and I'm just like, no, I'm leveling up.

Speaker 18 (01:06:18):
You need to do the same.

Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
So I'm trying to feel good about myself and he's no,
he's said I look better, but I'm just like, I'm
not trying to get that attention from you. You need
to you need to go do better.

Speaker 34 (01:06:31):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Do you think he's he came back to you because
you are looking better?

Speaker 24 (01:06:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:06:38):
I don't think he ever thought he would get caught,
but he's not that smart.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
So LEXI, uh, you know, it's good that you're doing
you and that you're focused on you and uh and
I think that it's awesome that you are, you know,
looking great, but also in deep down inside.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I guess we got a feel for great inside.

Speaker 12 (01:06:58):
Right, Yeah, then I'm starting to do that too. And
I just want to give a message to all the
single moms out there. Do your thing day. You're doing great.
There's other people out there that care about you.

Speaker 14 (01:07:09):
And we'll help you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
That's right, that's awesome. That's awesome. Thanks Lexie. I appreciate you. Yep,
thank you, guys, all right, appreciate you.

Speaker 30 (01:07:17):
Set and you'll get cut is the war of the roses.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
In minutes of mojo in the morning, I don't want
to like do a topic and then I only got
four and a half minutes or whatever to do the topic.
So do I do I do Shannon's AI secret Keeper?
Or do you what's random on your spear?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Right now? Give me a four minute random like a
rank You want me to throw a rant?

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Yeah, ease, I want to do Shannon's and give us
time for that, all right, random on my one. Okay,
here's a random one.

Speaker 32 (01:07:44):
Oh, he sounds excited.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Random one here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Okay, did you guys hear the story about fair Lane
Town Centered work there?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
I saw it yesterday? You were out with a bunch
of our listeners and Plan Mall and jc PA Penny, which,
by the way, thank you everybody came out listen to
this one. This is actually pretty interesting. The fair Lane
Mall is either the laziest bunch of people or they're

(01:08:19):
the smartest bunch of people. Because on social media it
was posted that if you noticed something different at the
fair Lane shopping Center, the mall there, they had their
Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Up year round.

Speaker 32 (01:08:31):
What a lot of people do that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
According to this post, it says mall officials confirmed the
reason that they kept their tree up year round was
because no one wanted to retrieve the ladder that was
tall enough to reach it. Mall spokesperson Lubrick can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
The story.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Oh my god, we got a fact check.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
You crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
What site is it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Frown?

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
It's from It's from Wayne County Wire, Wayne County, Wayne
County Wire.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
You sons of bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
You got.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Let me read the rest. Let me read the rest.

Speaker 52 (01:09:28):
Of the you know Wayne County wire is literally their
tagline is like your number one fake news?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
What number one fake news?

Speaker 31 (01:09:37):
And meme source in Wayne.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
County, Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Mall spokesversion.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Said that the latter was kept in a remote site
back by a hallway where workers were forbidden to go to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
It was packed with old mall signs.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Broken mannequins, and dusty Santa costumes, and nobody wanted to
go back there. As a matter of fact, hadn't been
there for decades. He said, you have to, Uh, can I.

Speaker 21 (01:10:11):
Tell you something?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Though, the kid said, I texted Lydia the other day.
I'm not even going to say them all. I don't
want to.

Speaker 31 (01:10:17):
I don't want to like publicly call him out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
But I went to a mall the other day and
I swear to you they used the cotton spiderwebs from
their Halloween decorations and turned it into snow all around.
About really the same, Yes, yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
I was actually going to bring this up because I
was going to say, hey, is there anybody that actually
has had their tree up year round?

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
But I got duped by Lubert.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
That was my favorite movie of the show, The best
one you read it, so seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Tell me we recorded this, he read it before it
had say.

Speaker 52 (01:11:00):
I don't even say no, because during the show meeting
this morning, you were like, do you hear about person?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
And I do want to You know, I did not
read the name out loud.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
You never had that happen where all of a sudden
you see a spokesperson's name and I'm like, oh, some
guy named lou.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Brouckn You know what it's like?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Do you ever see that guy that has that Instagram uh,
you know side or maybe it's on TikTok where the
guy goes in and asks people the page people that
are in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
The mall every funny. It's the greatest funny for that. Yeah,
you would.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six. I should have went with another topic. No, No,
that was so meant to be, did I?

Speaker 53 (01:11:43):
That was it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Oh my god, thanks for listening to us, and you're
better judgment. This is Mojo in the Morning catching cheeters.
I'm proud of it. Oh I'm sorry. Get your home
for Woar of the Roses.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
On Lojo in the Morning, Kelsey thinks that her girlfriend
is cheating on her and why is that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Kelsey.

Speaker 37 (01:12:03):
There was a day that she went out and she
didn't come home.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
You know what, it's nice to know that women do that,
not just guys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Where does she say she was though, when you asked.

Speaker 37 (01:12:15):
Well, she went out with some friends. Yeah, and then
she ended up sleeping over at her one of the
friend's houses.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Male or female friend?

Speaker 37 (01:12:26):
Female friends.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Oh yeah, do you know the friend?

Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:12:29):
I know pretty much all of her friends.

Speaker 27 (01:12:32):
Like, I like all of them.

Speaker 37 (01:12:33):
I don't feel weird about any of them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
So it's not like you don't trust her being around
these people that she thinks. You know, you don't think
that there's anything going.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
On with them.

Speaker 37 (01:12:44):
No, it's just ever since that night she started acting differently.

Speaker 22 (01:12:51):
But how.

Speaker 37 (01:12:53):
Well she keeps like love bombing me, like she like
she'll get me flowers every day and candies and like
little gifts, which it's just it's weird. She's never really
done that before.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
So you think that the change in what she's been
doing might be like a guilt thing, like she's guilty
about something that happened.

Speaker 37 (01:13:14):
Honestly, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
So your reasoning for wanting to call her up to
see what she does is if she's cheating is that
you think maybe she is cheating right now or has cheated.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah, all right, we're going to do a war of
the roses.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Uh and call your girlfriend up to see where she's
going to send a dozen free roses.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
I'm gonna need you to mute your phone right perfect, Okay,
I thought you muted it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
If she loved her about sending her flowers and candies
and stuff, right, she's just don't send them to.

Speaker 20 (01:13:50):
Her right now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Well, we're hoping that she sends them to Kelsey. So
let's see what happens. It's war of the roses. Hang
on one second, mute, and Shannon's going to do the call.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Hello, Hello, is this Vanessa?

Speaker 14 (01:14:24):
Missus Vanessa?

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Hi Vanessa, my name, My name is Nicole, and I'm
calling you from an online floral company called roses bloom
dot com with an offer for some free flowers. Do
you have like thirty seconds to answer to quick survey
questions for me in exchange for a dozen long stemmed
red roses?

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay?

Speaker 34 (01:14:42):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Have you purchased flowers in the last six months? Vanessa?

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Okay?

Speaker 31 (01:14:49):
Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

Speaker 28 (01:14:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
But really, do you say no, no, yeah, okay, that's
actually all I needed from you. And as I thank
you for participating in that roses bloom dot com survey,
I'm now authorized to provide you with the arrangement, which
is a dozen long stemmed red roses. That's the promotional arrangement.
And so I just need to get a a first

(01:15:16):
and a last name of who you want to send
these flowers to, and then we'll kind of go from there.

Speaker 40 (01:15:22):
Okay, send them to Abby?

Speaker 37 (01:15:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Did you say Abby or Addie?

Speaker 37 (01:15:31):
Abby? A B B?

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Okay? And what is Abby's pone number?

Speaker 37 (01:15:39):
One second?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Let me look at up.

Speaker 46 (01:15:46):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Yep?

Speaker 10 (01:15:49):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Okay?

Speaker 31 (01:15:57):
And what's her relationship to you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
She's a friend, okay, And Vanessa, we do something unique
at roses bloom dot com. Instead of sending a paper
card with the flowers, we are gonna send Abby a
text message alerting her that she has a delivery. And
then along with that text is gonna be a voice
memo from you that I'm gonna record with you here
in just a second.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Does it make sense?

Speaker 20 (01:16:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna count you down and
you can just say whatever you'd like to say, and
then just pause when you're done.

Speaker 31 (01:16:29):
Here we go three, two, one, ye this for you.

Speaker 10 (01:16:40):
Love you as have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Say Okay, do.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
You like that one?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Essa?

Speaker 46 (01:16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Is that one good? We can use that one?

Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Okay. I also have to let you know really quickly
that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes.

Speaker 31 (01:17:03):
Are you okay with that?

Speaker 37 (01:17:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Okay, I'm gonna jump on just to wrap up the call,
and uh, then we'll send those flowers off. Okay, Vanessa,
just wanted to do let you know, just one last
thing while we're talking about this. We are going to
send those flowers off, but I wanted to let you
know that Kelsey, your girlfriend, has been listening into this

(01:17:28):
entire conversation and just heard you send flowers to another woman. Oh, Vanessa,
your girlfriend Kelsey called us up to see where you
were going to send a dozen free roses.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
And you just sent them to somebody else. Kelsey. Is
that somebody that you worry about that she sent them to?

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Or I mean, I know, Abby, And is it somebody
that you think that is more than just a friend,
or is that this is just a friendship send?

Speaker 37 (01:18:15):
Not until now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Is that the person who's how she was staying.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
At Yeah, Vanessa, there's one part that kind of got
us a little bit, and the part was when.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
We talked to Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Originally, she said, you've been sending her a whole bunch
of stuff, and we asked if you send flowers and
you said nothing. You said that you don't You said
you don't send anything. Is she still there, Kelsey? Why
would she I think she is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Kelsey?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Why would she say that? I don't know, Ben s
o hy would you say that you don't send stuff?

Speaker 10 (01:19:14):
Because I knew it would make her upset?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Because you knew what.

Speaker 37 (01:19:22):
That it would make her upset.

Speaker 24 (01:19:24):
So I just she's just a friend, so I didn't
think it would be a big deal.

Speaker 37 (01:19:28):
I didn't want to get her upset for no reason.

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
There's nothing to worry about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
I don't understood your question.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I don't think you understand stand what I was saying,
and not that I think it even matters. Are you
saying that? Are you saying I don't know?

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
How would she even hear this voice message that you're
sending her to be upset in the first place. She
would never hear it because it's not going to her.
It's going to Abbey who you sent the flowers.

Speaker 24 (01:19:57):
To, right, But she did hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
So okay, why did you send the flowers to Abby
instead of sending them to your girlfriend?

Speaker 17 (01:20:15):
Because she's my friend and.

Speaker 24 (01:20:20):
I don't know more in my life.

Speaker 10 (01:20:21):
She's just my friend.

Speaker 36 (01:20:24):
I want to send my friend for hours. What's wrong
with that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
So you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
You don't think that this would be something that a
girlfriend would be upset knowing that her person is not
sending her something, not being top of mind.

Speaker 36 (01:20:44):
She's always on my mind?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Who's always on your mind?

Speaker 13 (01:20:50):
Kelsey?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Didn't sound like it there, Kelsey, how are you feeling
not great? Yeah? Do you want to talk to Vanessa
more by yourself?

Speaker 54 (01:21:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Okay, all right, then I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna put
Vanessa on with our producer and I'm gonna have you
talk to us.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Okay, Yeah, and I want to find out what you think.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight Let's unravel this.

Speaker 45 (01:21:32):
This is the home the Roses, Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Mojo in the Morning wore the roses and Kelsey thinking
that her girlfriend is cheating. She's kind of changed a
lot after she didn't come home, and we kind of
have a weird situation going on here, very very weird
because when Shannon asked the questions and she says, if

(01:21:58):
you send flowers recently, the answer that Kelsey's girlfriend Vanessa
gave was no. But yet Kelsey's reasoning for thinking that
there's cheating was the fact that she's been getting a
whole bunch of stuff from her girlfriend unless.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
She's buying, like going to the store and buying them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
I don't know, And honestly, I don't even know what
her response actually meant when she was asked the question
about that, because I don't think she I don't think
she understand she understood well, and I don't think she
understood that we were told by Kelsey about all the
stuff she Yana is on with us right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
What's up?

Speaker 46 (01:22:33):
I know, Joe, I just was noticing when you guys
were talking to Vanessa. It was almost like she had
to think about it when you when you asked her
about sending flowers and why she did the message to Vanessa,
and when you when you said something about talking about

(01:22:55):
her and you asked her, well, who are you talking about?
She took for me way too long to say Kelsey. Yes,
if she had been thinking about Kelsey should have been
immediately right key.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
And also it seems and I will say the opposite
of that too, I will say this that when she
did say the person who she sent him to, which
was I think Abby, When she said that name, it
seemed like right away she knew she was sent it
to Abby because she said Abby and she said her
last name right away. Yeah, I mean, definitely Kelsey was
not top of mine to be. You know, the first

(01:23:30):
person that Vanessa was thinking about this morning, Andy, what
are your thoughts is Mojo in the morning?

Speaker 42 (01:23:34):
Hi, you know, I think she's playing the field, and
I think Kassie. I honestly, I think did they get
a commitment?

Speaker 20 (01:23:45):
Here?

Speaker 42 (01:23:45):
Is this kind of like the big picture? Is it
like high school where you know I'm with you, but
all of a sudden, I'm dating somebody else. I think
without the marriage thing, there's no commitment.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Well you can't say that though, if you're date somebody
because and you think there's a commitment.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Yeah, you think. I think once.

Speaker 42 (01:24:05):
That I agree with that, and that That's what I'm saying.
There was that commitment. Melissa or whatever her name is,
she just playing the field. It's like somebody in high school, like,
you know, I'm with her, but I'm.

Speaker 24 (01:24:18):
Going over here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Yeah, Vanessa definitely has her friends, and I think that
this is one where we want to know how close
she is with those friends. Corin, do you think that
they're cheating? You think that Vanessa and these this other
girl Abby are cheating?

Speaker 37 (01:24:34):
I do not.

Speaker 55 (01:24:35):
I do not.

Speaker 50 (01:24:36):
I think that her message too, because I think that
the message she left her with her or her would
have been a lot more raunchy. It would have been
something completely different than I have a great day, love
you lot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
But I got to tell you though her voice tone
was interesting. I thought her voice tone was was uh
that of somebody that seemed like she cares more than
just as a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
I don't know. I'm gonna go back and listen to no.

Speaker 12 (01:24:59):
I think her voice so shocked.

Speaker 50 (01:25:00):
Oh my god, I'm on the radio and I'm just
busted sending flowers to a girl I spent a week
with and I didn't do anything. She could also be
thinking that way too. I would be caught off guard.
Anybody who's gonna be lasted on the radio and then
didn't know it. Ye, it's gonna be like wt at,
it's happening right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Now, right. I want I'd like to ask this question.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
I'm gonna throw this out there to anybody that's in
a same sex relationship, because I've often wondered this when
you're in a same sex relationship, Like, Okay, I'm I
am in a what is called heterosexual.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Relationship, so I am with my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
So if I go out with a woman for a lunch, okay,
I will probably be looked at differently if my wife
is not somebody that is comfortable with that woman, if
she doesn't know that that's a person I do business
with or I have a friendship with. If it was
just a random woman, Okay, that's you know, usually the
case where if I have it, I'll say, hey, Chelse,

(01:25:57):
I'm going to lunch today with you know whoever Lydia,
Shannon Bianca, whatever, Yes, and we'll have the conversation and
she she's fully okay with that. In a relationship like
this with Kelsey, she's spending the night at other women
who are also gays home, do you worry about that? Like,

(01:26:17):
like if I all of a sudden was just spending
uh time at another you know, woman's house and I'm randomly, Hey,
she's my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
We're just hanging out, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Like like West would never worry if I was spending
the night at like my friend Lindsay Rashal's house because
it's yeah, or you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Until you start continuing to watch the Hunting the Hunting Wives.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
You are not a lesbian yet you will.

Speaker 31 (01:26:42):
Be after least night he started it, I might not
be allowed to anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely right though. That's one of those
you know, I guess accepted double standards.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Well, i'd love to know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
I'd like to know. Can we get let's open up
to the lesbians. Shout out to the lesbians that are
listening this morning, and we'd like to hear your thoughts
on this one. You have you ever yet have you
ever had to worry about that? Let me grab Kelsey again.
I want to talk to Kelsey. Kelsey, have you ever
worried about Abby before the you know the fact that

(01:27:12):
the Vanessa had this friendship?

Speaker 37 (01:27:13):
No, not until not until recently.

Speaker 46 (01:27:19):
But I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Was there ever a time that you ever thought that
you were being cheated on?

Speaker 44 (01:27:28):
Or that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Vanessa wasn't being faithful to you. No, so this is
the first time that this has ever come up. Yeah,
do you guys spend a lot of time with the
person that she sent him to?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Would she say? Abby?

Speaker 37 (01:27:49):
I mean, yeah, she's like one of her closest friends,
Like sometimes we hang out all together, but they hang
out separately too.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
And this is a dumb question. Is it known that
Abby is gay?

Speaker 10 (01:28:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Okay, So could it be that she's just sending her
the flowers as a friend? And then, I mean people
love their friends, or do you think that she's there's something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
More going on here?

Speaker 37 (01:28:22):
Honestly, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
All right, I want you to hang here for one second, Okay, Yeah, Ray,
what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 9 (01:28:32):
Ray?

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Ye Hey, Hey, caught me off guard. I thought it
was going to be a dude. This is Ray. What's up? Right?

Speaker 37 (01:28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:28:43):
It was just Ray, Yeah, just some experience. I'm currently
with my best friend, or I've been with her for
the last five years.

Speaker 12 (01:28:52):
We were best friend since I want to.

Speaker 16 (01:28:53):
Say elementary school. Okay, and I'm not saying this is
the case, but you know, and you know, girls like
to kiss girls, and I least other things, and I
let you usk be in a relationships to the day
and I left my old girlfriend for her.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Basically, okay, So you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
So you are gay and you have have best friends
that are best friends, but you guys also mess around?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Yes, okay, all right, your vagina just tried to bite me.
I mean, you know what I mean? So, so can
you say this with with all of your being? Can
you trust lesbians? I just want to know.

Speaker 10 (01:29:39):
You In most cases you can.

Speaker 51 (01:29:41):
I want to say, like, it's very a strong connection
on a more intense connection that you say okay, but
sometimes you know you the fights are way bigger than
you know, girls fighting, you know, Okay, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Thank you Ray for the call. I appreciate it. Uh Anika?
Is that how I pronounce your name?

Speaker 25 (01:30:03):
Honka?

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Honaka? What's up? Honka?

Speaker 25 (01:30:06):
So I've been with women since I was like fifteen,
and I've come across that absolutely not. It is a
problem to be friends with females. My best friend is
a female, and anybody I date is like threatened by
her or thinks that I'm doing stuff with her, and

(01:30:26):
she's like my sister. It seems to me like most
lesbians feel like have you got your friends with other women?
You're automatically sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
With them, So you're dating people like the person that
you're dating is not usually comfortable with you going over
to your best friend's house.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
So what do you do?

Speaker 25 (01:30:46):
I'll be on They put me on tracker, man, I'll
be on tracker.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Have you ever been romantic at all with your best friend?

Speaker 40 (01:30:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
No, okay, so any like that?

Speaker 25 (01:30:57):
I got it. I got a handful of friends, like
even back from high school, I'm still friends with that.

Speaker 24 (01:31:01):
I've never I've never, you know.

Speaker 25 (01:31:05):
And to answer you asked the last person Mojo is
going to be trustable? They are unless their name is Honakar.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Come on, give yourself more credit. Anaka, You're great. I
love you good.

Speaker 25 (01:31:21):
I'm sure you probably get a thousand phone calls like
forget her, forget her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
That's how I got some miles on it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
I love you, Thank you for Colin. Appreciate you so much. Jennifer,
what's up. It's Mojo in the morning. Wore the roses?

Speaker 15 (01:31:40):
Hey.

Speaker 56 (01:31:40):
I have an interesting perspective. I think that she was
with Abby when Shannon made the call, and that's why
number one, she said that she hasn't sent flowers or
roses in the last six months. Oh and number two,
that's why she sent them to Abby right away first thought,
because when she was leaving the memo, there was a

(01:32:04):
small little part where somebody in the background said, love
you too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Hold one find out.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Let's listen back to that, and then Lydia, let's ask
Kelsey where Vanessa is right now? We need to find
out more information. That's a good catch. If that is
a good catch there, Jennifer. Wow, Detective Jennifer, that is
pretty That is pretty darn good. Um man, oh man,
they'll get these texts that are coming in. Let's get

(01:32:32):
somewhere Lesbians the car well six one six says Mojo.
I am a gay woman and I am not allowed
to hang out with other females. I wonder if there's
a story there there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
That sparked that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Seven three four says Mojo. As signing gender based on
a person's voice or name, isn't kosher?

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Is that Ray?

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
When I called that Ray, I thought Ray, Okay, I'm sorry,
but most Ray is that I know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Shannon call you think it's a girl and we we
have some female Shannon, I thought you were a guy
when I first mentioned I don't know, but I but
come on, let's not go down that path.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Go down and path, whoever you are? Seven three four.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
And then oh another one here, uh two four eight
says I am gay and my boyfriend would never let
me have a sleepover at my guy friend's houses.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
I mean, come on, I get it. I hate to
say this. I hate to say this. You can't.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
The the You can't stop love, right, you can't stop lust.
Lust is tough, you know what I mean? And one
thing can lead to another.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
I think you're just inserting yourself into a situation that
could be Yeah, you don't yourself great situation in those cases.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
But Kevin and I never have sleepovers for this reason.
It's not that's not very.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Easy kept kill.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
It is weird. It's weird. Kevin, be honest with us,
and I know that this is going to be hard
for you to to admit to.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Yeah, okay, As I scrolled to find the keV drops, keV,
the last time you and I had a sleepover, you
loved it, didn't you?

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
There you go, You.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Haven't Mike, Mike has many times Mike and I.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Had sleep Mike and I had sleepovers and fell asleep
on the couch next to each other holding hands.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
It was fantastic. That's cool. I want that for you,
all right, War are the Roses?

Speaker 30 (01:34:36):
This is the whole of the second date of Days
wore the Roses, the throwback throw down.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
This is Module in the Morning.

Speaker 44 (01:34:46):
Detroit, Grand Rabbit, five s an X five s M,
hard radio stations.

Speaker 6 (01:34:57):
Real people, real lives, real fun. Mojo in the Morning,
guaranteed human Mojo.

Speaker 30 (01:35:14):
One God, let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Alrighty ready, and you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
You're a doo doo. Heck, let's go. It's Mojo in
the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Beyonca's got an interesting little story for us on the
how Beyonca's relationship is affecting her life. You know, we've
last left you with families all met each other, Dad
on you know, Beyonca's dad and mom happy with the
man friend that she has, her man friends.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Family.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Sounds like they're happy with you, except for one stipulation.
You guys both have rules that you have to follow.

Speaker 10 (01:35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
I'm like, God, all right, yeah we do. I'm doing
the topic from a producer studio today.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
So he came over for the first time on Saturday,
and we went out like we did little Q activity
with my family. We came back, we all watched a
movie together and my parents were in the room and
it was it was in the living room.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
So we're all just hanging out in the living room and.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Very quick, before you what are you doing in there?

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Putting on my headphones?

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Oh? Why why do you sound so disheveled though in
that room?

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Because I was trying to find my headphones and put
him on through a bag.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Okay, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
All right, I'm locked in.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
So we sit, we're sitting in the living room watching
a movie whatever. And before he came over, my mom said,
just let you know, he's not going in your room.
He's not allowed upstairs at all. She won't even let
me clean my room because I was like, I had
to go clean my room, and she's like, you don't
need to.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
He's not going up there. He's not going to see it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:55):
So I'm like, okay, I still clean my room anyway,
just in case, because I was like, baby, she might
allow it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Wait, you were anticipating that you were going to bring
him up to your room.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Well maybe just to see it and casey had to
go up there and get get something.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
I don't know what is he going to have to
get in your room besides your ry?

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
Actually nothing, I was kidding.

Speaker 50 (01:37:16):
But do you lost?

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
So wait, so your parents gave you the rules and
you still clean your room. Were you cleaning your room
because you were anticipating sneaking him up to your room?

Speaker 35 (01:37:30):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
No, I didn't really, I don't know. I don't really
know what I was expecting.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
When I was younger and I had boyfriends, like they
would hang out in my room and it was like, yeah,
it was no issue. My brother brings girls all the
time to his room.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Wait, your parents let your brother bring girls to the room.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Yes, you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Yes, there's been there's been times my brother brought like
twenty eight year olds into his room and this man's twenty.

Speaker 31 (01:37:49):
Oh it's going to be the same rules for both
of you. Yes, that's actually not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Let's have a Can we call your parents?

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Yeah, let's call him up.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
And by the way, my brother's room is like hidden,
so like you can't see his room when you're downstairs,
where in my room is kind of facing the living room,
so you can see my room from downstairs. So even
if I had my door open closed, you would be
able to see everything.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Because I because I tend to agree with the idea
that your parents have for you not letting it ring.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
You know, I could see.

Speaker 31 (01:38:15):
I know what I was doing in my room with
my high school boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Well, no, I'm not doing any of that. Even my
last boyfriend he hung on the basement. But this time,
my mom's like sitting in the living room with us.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
When you say, oh, I'm not doing that, you're full
of crap. If you're we don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Do you want to go up to your room and
go do then that you can't do down and watch movies.
So it's the cuddling part. You can't cuddle downstairs.

Speaker 44 (01:38:36):
And no.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
TV tried to put his arm around me in front
of my dad, and I moved that real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
So it's a matter of you want to have a
place to call private.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Yeah, I don't want him cuddling me in front of
my parents.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
That's weird, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
I got a lot of stuff I want to ask.
I got a lot of questions I want to ask.
I want to get to a lot of things with this.
You're for those who don't know Beyoncas Kaldann Iraqi Catholic
for that. So Middle East, you guys have a lot
of tradition, traditional stuff. The boys in the families can
have girls up in their room, but the girls can't.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
Yeah, I don't know how that works. I mean my
ex boyfriend it was no issue going into his room.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
But I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Now it's just different.

Speaker 32 (01:39:17):
You said your parents used to let you bring guys
into your room too.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Yeah, when I was younger, and I was like, okay,
I don't know what the issue is now. I think
she just wants to kind of respect his family as well.
His mom is also like no bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
But and when she told let's find out how young
were you when you're like, you were like probably nine
or ten?

Speaker 9 (01:39:34):
Right?

Speaker 20 (01:39:35):
What no?

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
I was?

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
I was like sixteen?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Wait, your parents let you have boys in the room
when you were sixteen? Thinking what we weren't going to
be like rolling around.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
That we weren't doing anything at sixteen?

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Come on, now, what are you doing in there?

Speaker 44 (01:39:45):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
Watch movies? That's exactly what we're trying to do. Now,
what's the difference here what.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
I was doing? Hold on a seconds. His dad's on
the phone.

Speaker 32 (01:39:58):
Oh, I love Beyonca's dads.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Al is on with us right now.

Speaker 39 (01:40:03):
Good morning, everybody, Good morning.

Speaker 31 (01:40:06):
How's the party store today?

Speaker 33 (01:40:07):
Monday?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Happy Monday. We got some doma for you to flip
o you import Actually it's funny. I thought you did
a great job doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
These girls were giving you crap Bianca and Lydia for
the way that you flipped it. Hey, Al, I got
to talk to you a little bit. So the rules
in the the rules in the house. The new man
friend is not allowed in Beyonca's bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 37 (01:40:34):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
He's not allowed in the room. I'm fine with that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Why is Beyonca's brother allowed to bring girls up in
the room.

Speaker 33 (01:40:44):
I don't think he ever did.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Well, mom had no problem with it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:49):
What my mom?

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Don't do this. You're gonna give your dad a heart attack?

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Man, Hey, no, trust he's the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
Hey, I'm gonna name Drover real quick. I was always
in Austin's room and it was no issue. And you
guys all knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
The twenty eight year old.

Speaker 33 (01:41:00):
They were just watching a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
That wants to do exactly not in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Not in my house.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Well then, we'll get.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Apartment in Detroit. Will do it there?

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Ll No, come on, you're not she's you're not moving out.
You stay with your parents, you stay there until you
get married. Al I get the idea of this because
I had boys, and I know what boys think about.
We would never allow the boys to have girls up
in their room. We would always say you can, you
can sit on one of the couches, the couch in
the living room or the couch in the basement.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
And that was it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
See, I feel that the basement is just as worse.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Really, why either, we don't do no basement?

Speaker 50 (01:41:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Yeah, we have cameras down there. So I said, well, how.

Speaker 32 (01:41:41):
Would you feel if her man friend put his arm
around her in front of you? Would that be okay?

Speaker 42 (01:41:49):
I mean around yeah, hugging her her?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
That's fine? Okay, but no more, no, let's see that.
No more, no less, no less.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Bianca's lucky. I would never be allowed to even have that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Really away.

Speaker 32 (01:42:00):
Yeah no, and Lydia, you're a grown woman almost What
about handholding?

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Oh no, really, my dad would be really upset.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
I didn't know about all that. I wasn't holding brace
a chaperone.

Speaker 45 (01:42:13):
Yeah, my parents would watch when my ex boyfriend went
over and we'd sit in the living room, both had
to be.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
Like, this is eighteen yeas in county, So it was
like a little awkward where you were sitting on the
couch and the couch is like two sofas obviously for
two people, but like me and him are on like
one side, because I thought my brother was gonna sit
on the other side.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
But my brother's like, I'm not sitting on the couch
with you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
So my brothers went upstairs, hold on im saying, al
is on with us. Pianca's dad, Ruba, are you there, hey,
how are you good? Ruba? What are your thoughts on this?

Speaker 32 (01:42:40):
I'm Middle Eastern myself, and I know it's the dumbest thing,
but man, you can do as.

Speaker 25 (01:42:45):
They please, and females cannot because it's and.

Speaker 42 (01:42:49):
You'll disgrace the family name or something if somebody wants
to speak about you.

Speaker 48 (01:42:54):
But the boys, they're the quote unquote next part of
the household. They can do as they please.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
Wow, I don't beat this disrespecting anybody's name.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
I feel like I should be like the boy of
this the man of this household here in this house. Yeah,
I should be able to do whatever I please.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
What's going on, Mariano? What's going on?

Speaker 26 (01:43:12):
Hey?

Speaker 33 (01:43:12):
Mojo? Ho are you guys? I'm kalthy into as well
as you guys?

Speaker 37 (01:43:17):
Uh?

Speaker 33 (01:43:17):
I mean Lilia go to the Saint Church back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
I'm thirty seven.

Speaker 33 (01:43:21):
I'm the one that just head the baby scene. Anyway,
long story Shorteah, I wasn't needed bringing girls home because
I thought it was disrespectful to my family, and so
I knew she was the one that I was going
to marry. Okay, and now it's the time I brought
them home to introduce him.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Now, my sister I chased her.

Speaker 33 (01:43:36):
Boyfriend the way I damn your kidnapped one and threw
them in a car. I love it, But I mean
like she didn't bring her first guy home until it
was the guy she married.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Honestly, that's the that's the way it should be.

Speaker 23 (01:43:52):
Brother.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
I'm telling you, I'm not going to bring a guy homeless.
I think I'm going to marry him also obviously.

Speaker 27 (01:43:57):
No, no, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
No, how long relationship were you? Did you bring her
to your house?

Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Two years?

Speaker 8 (01:44:07):
We got married.

Speaker 33 (01:44:07):
We got married, right, we got married. Right after that,
I brought her home and it was like, uh, you know,
jeff by whatever you know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
I brought her home.

Speaker 33 (01:44:15):
I asked for her family's hand and this, and then
that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Ali Marino Marino meet now say hello, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:44:23):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 33 (01:44:26):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:44:28):
Bab good?

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Good?

Speaker 33 (01:44:30):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
I come back, come back out my dad speaking.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
You guys speak kellthy obviously that's your better language. You guys,
get please speak.

Speaker 17 (01:44:39):
I should probably find up, I mean out.

Speaker 37 (01:44:42):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Geezy got I want my air pod? What are they say?

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Idea?

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
What did you guys just say? Marina?

Speaker 33 (01:44:55):
I was telling he probably knows my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Yeah, that's right, b That's what I thought. All right,
all right, guys, I love you. Listen you guys take care.

Speaker 46 (01:45:05):
Al.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
This is my thoughts in this one. We're gonna keep
your daughter a good girl. I'm gonna have a talk
with her. I'm gonna make sure that she's behaving herself.
Her man friends a nice guy. We're making sure that
this relationship is good and healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
Okay, we'll give her a chastity belt.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Take you so much, you could do that. I love you, Al,
I love you, love you, love you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Yeah, he's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Well, you know what, we're staying in the living room.
I'm sorry. I honestly, his mom is probably gonna be
the same way.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Actually, I want to what's that place called love seats
or whatever? The what's the all love sack? I'm gonna
get two love sacks for you, one in one side
of the room and one on the other side of
the room. All right, no, no touching, no touching his
love secksh.

Speaker 30 (01:45:55):
Gosh, this year, this reson have to make better bad decisions.
Happy New Year. This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. keV has
a quick question before we move on to anything else.
You're out with two of your buddies. Yeah, and you
I need to know if you could ask one of
your buddies something that kind of made you think.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Well, so not the two people that I was out.

Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
So I'm out with some homies yesterday and one of
my friends is openly gay, and apparently he has had
an interaction with another one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
Of my friends.

Speaker 32 (01:46:30):
Pause, this is not Zach Marsham.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, it's not Zach.
Get all, and it's you. Wasn't there either.

Speaker 7 (01:46:36):
I went somewhere after I was with y'all, and so
the openly gay homie told me that another one of
our friends who is divorced as a child like, came
over to his house and they basically almost had sex
and has said that this person has kissed him in
the mouth before.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
And in my mind is blown.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
So I'm like, you're talking about blank and my mom
is like, I've never thought that this person.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Swung that way. So immediately I'm like, well, wow, like, nah,
I gotta know, you know.

Speaker 13 (01:47:07):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Like, and in my mind I'm like, like, you need
to know if he's gay.

Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
I feel like because here my friend, like, I want
you to live your best life. Right, And that was
maybe where the conversation started to go. Did the friend
that spoke out and said this thing and realized he
was outing him?

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Did he think you already knew because you were his friend?

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
He didn't think I already knew. But like the kissing
thing happened in public, everybody saw it.

Speaker 31 (01:47:39):
Your question, Your question is should you just flat out
to ask him?

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:47:43):
He was saying you can't ask, And then he also
had like a deeper like psychology behind it, saying that
the guy doesn't view himself as gay. Interesting, so his
answer might not even be he doesn't even though he does,
you know gay.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
Stud so he so he still views himself not being gay,
even though he had a one time experience.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
Are you gay if you have a one time experience?

Speaker 32 (01:48:07):
Absolutely, I don't think so, because maybe you just try
it out and then you realize this is.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Not for me. I feel like that's gay. It is gay,
even wanting to do it let alone.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
There are several people in my life that I wonder
if they are or aren't, but I don't. I could
never ask.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
Is it wrong to ask? Yeah, it's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
I when before Jacob came out, before our son came out,
I was always told by some of my closest friends,
do not ever ask him, like, don't ever ask him,
you know, if you know Jake, because he wasn't dating
at all, and we, you know, Chelsea and I both
knew that Jacob was gay, and we knew in due

(01:48:47):
time he was going to come out. I wanted him
to come out as soon as he wanted to, you know,
to come out, and I was hoping it was sooner
than later, because I just don't want you don't want
him to have to feel like he has to exactly,
you know, live a different life exact. But you should
definitely not say something to him, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
So I want to help to.

Speaker 7 (01:49:04):
Your exactly like, because if I say what I'm about
to say, nothing's gonna change in that relationship. Then the
question is, well, why do you need to know any
in first place thathing's going to change? Because I want
you to live your best life. I want you to
be happy being who you are, and if for some
reason you aren't, like, let's get you there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
And I think if you say something to him, it
may if he is gay, which you know, I mean
if if you have sex with a man, I think
that there's something going on there. I don't know if
you're necessarily but I but I would say, you don't
want him to go further into a closet because you
just asked him, you know, true, but I.

Speaker 7 (01:49:40):
Don't want him to have to live in the closet.
And maybe I'm obviously like, well maybe he's not ready
you know for that, And I get all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
I just want to.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
I want you to see yourself in no, see you
and appreciate you for who you are. Textures are texting
in with interesting responses. On this one, textures are texting
in saying CAV, yeah, you could say that. Another texter says, CAV,
don't come across homophobic. Uh, that would disappoint me. And
then another person texted in this is uh, if you

(01:50:13):
have sex with a man, you are definitely gay.

Speaker 32 (01:50:17):
I need to hear from someone who is living this though.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
That would actually be good. Yes, like if you're living
it where you are not out and your friends don't
know that you're out, or you.

Speaker 32 (01:50:27):
Recently came out, or someone has had this experience. Because
we can all say what we want, but none of.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
Us in this case with Kevin's guy that if you're
somebody that is not wanting people to know what's going on,
you're not going to be kissing another guy in public.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Like that's not going to have a last alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
That's why for you, for your specific situation. I almost
wonder if this guy is as close as a friend
as you say, if you if you tell him, hey,
I heard this story. I I just want to let
you like exactly what you said. I want you to
be able to live your authentic be your authentic self
around me and like I am a safe space for you,

(01:51:05):
because in a lot of situations, there isn't that that
piece of the story. Do you know what I mean,
where it's been seen or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
Have you ever heard of guys being you know, like
girls bar sexual where they're they go to a bar,
they drink, you know, girls will kiss other girls and
a lot of people will say that they're I have
you ever seen guys do that at all? Because guys,
I al would think, would be more frowned upon doing that,
where girls it's like girls can pretty much be you know,
like making out with other girls.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Emily, what's up. It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 57 (01:51:37):
Hi, Hi, I'm a lesbian. So I thought I would
call it and kind of talk about the coming out
experience a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
We love that I'm not Leslibian.

Speaker 18 (01:51:48):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 57 (01:51:49):
So I think that something to remember is part of
the big one of the biggest things with coming out
is you have to be okay with.

Speaker 28 (01:51:56):
Yourself and being gay first, before you're like this is
who I am.

Speaker 36 (01:52:00):
Everybody, you want to be sure.

Speaker 57 (01:52:03):
And so if he's experimented, not really sure, he could
be gay, he could be by pan not necessarily sure.
He might just be kind of trying to figure it
out instead of maybe point blank asking him if you
just very outwardly share that you support gay people and
that you are supportive if they are, that will give

(01:52:23):
makes them feel a lot more comfortable to then come
to you and tell.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
You that on their own.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
Emily, what do you think about him kissing another guy
in front of a bunch of people. If he's doing that,
don't you think he's got confidence.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
That he is who you know he is?

Speaker 24 (01:52:37):
Maybe, but he could have been like drunk or something.

Speaker 57 (01:52:40):
I don't know, like the context necessarily, and like I
think of like, there are a lot of straight women
that kiss people at like parties and no one accuses
them of being a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
I'm telling you. I was just saying that just a
second ago.

Speaker 3 (01:52:50):
I'm like, it seems like such a double standard whenever
that happens, Like you.

Speaker 57 (01:52:55):
Can return something to Nordstrom for ninety days, you can
kiss someone and not be gay?

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
Okay, all right in my opinion? Well, thank Yeah, You're awesome.
We love you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:05):
Ami.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Thanks, thanks so much for the call. What's up, Heather?
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:53:11):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (01:53:11):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (01:53:15):
I was just gonna kind of make the same point
that there's such a double standard. If a man had
sex with another man, then he's automatically gay.

Speaker 25 (01:53:23):
But if a woman does the same thing with a woman,
then we're like, oh, but.

Speaker 14 (01:53:27):
She might not be lesbian.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
Yeah, no, there definitely is more of a grace. Well,
so if Shannon kisses Anna, you say she's gay. Let's
see after I see you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:45):
Go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
What's up, Carmen?

Speaker 8 (01:53:46):
How you doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
How are you guys good? What's up?

Speaker 15 (01:53:51):
I just wanted to say, keV, you know, it's not
just you that he would have to worry about coming
out to. There's a whole lot of other people that
he would have to deal with the percussions of coming
out to that he might not be ready to deal with.
So outing himself to you would be outing himself to everyone,
and sometimes people just aren't ready to deal with that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Aren't there certain and also aren't there certain cultures too
were coming out is just not more open?

Speaker 15 (01:54:15):
Completely unacceptable?

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Yeah no, that's a good, good comment to Carmen. Uh,
what's going on? Danny Hie?

Speaker 55 (01:54:25):
I wanted to ask Kevin, Well, first off, I've been
listening since there was Dick Purtin, so all of you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Wow, that's a long time ago. Wow.

Speaker 55 (01:54:34):
Yes, And but Kevin, I wanted to know, do you
qualify swingers to be.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Gay if they haven't said?

Speaker 7 (01:54:41):
Like if a guy is married to a woman and
you're saying like he has sex with another guy?

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Is that this?

Speaker 55 (01:54:47):
Well, well, swingers they swap everything.

Speaker 7 (01:54:50):
Yeah, if you if you swap the swords, yes, I
would say you're gay, but aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
In the case of swingers, are you saying that the
guys are together and the girls are together?

Speaker 55 (01:55:00):
Sometimes it is?

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Yes, yeah, I mean that might be Uh, that might
be gay. I don't know what do you say, Danny Well,
I mean, I.

Speaker 55 (01:55:10):
Being a gay man, I don't even understand some stuff,
but in my own community, so I mean, I wouldn't
just jump into conclusions.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
You've been listening since Dick Purton. Did he ever talk
about stuff like this?

Speaker 46 (01:55:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
No, he might have. Yeah, I love it. Thank you
for the call. Uh Victoria, what's up?

Speaker 40 (01:55:34):
Hi?

Speaker 36 (01:55:38):
Everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:55:50):
I think you just.

Speaker 13 (01:55:59):
Because I know different and I would be the one
that would be like, well should I ask my other
friends and be like, well no, just leaving alone?

Speaker 36 (01:56:06):
It's like, well, I mean what you hiding before?

Speaker 42 (01:56:08):
I just want to know like, can we all just
but I do have a cousin.

Speaker 51 (01:56:13):
I have a cousin and for the longest life, since childhood,
he has certain ways in the whole.

Speaker 42 (01:56:21):
Family, even my grandma is just becauvin And it's like,
you know, I never see him with a girl, never
see him go.

Speaker 11 (01:56:27):
On face either.

Speaker 25 (01:56:28):
You stay at home, and it's just like you. I
think he would be so much happy if it just
came on out.

Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
But you know what, can I tell you something, Victoria,
I think that he probably is happy. You're the one
that's thinking he's not happy, you know, And that's the
way I kind of felt with my son, like I
was one of those like I just want him to
be happy. Well, he was happy, and he's just as
happy when he comes out, and as he will be
happy as he was not out. You know, like we're

(01:56:56):
all we all sit there and we try to make
other people's happiness for them when they're the only ones
that can make their own happiness. So do you feel
like he's happier, Jacob? I think Jacob's the happiest he's
ever been right now. But it's because he found the
person that he wants to be with.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
They are the cutest.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
Can I tell you something. I wanted to post a
picture of Jacob and Chris, Doctor Jacob, don't be disrespectful.
Jacob and his boyfriend Chris kissed at the graduation, and
I wanted to post that picture. I was too afraid
of what the listeners would because listeners have been I
have attacked Jake over time, and we'll find him and people.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
Will tell him he's going to hell and stuff. Real.

Speaker 3 (01:57:31):
Yeah, And honestly, it's one of those things where I
want to protect my son. But I will say this
to you, guys. I will say this to you guys.
And he posted his own personal so and he was
happy about that. But I will say this to you
when Jacob. There's two moments at his graduation that made
me the happiest. Number one, when they said parents of

(01:57:52):
the graduates, you know, uh, you know, stand up, spouses
of the graduate stand up. And when Chris stood up
for the spouses of it and he sat there and
waved to Jacob and Jacob looked back at him and
waved him. It was awesome. And then when Jake and
him after the end they embraced and kissed, it was
like the greatest moment ever, so.

Speaker 6 (01:58:13):
The size of my snow a jewel, it was more
proof that I needed to get to Planet Fitness more often.

Speaker 2 (01:58:17):
Yes, it's Mojo in the morning, So it's Mojo on
the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
So last night we went to dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
It was Chelsea, myself and then a couple of our friends,
and we were going to a home of acquaintances of ours,
friends of ours and I just want to say names
because of the situation, okay. And we were going over
to a friend who they worked for iHeartRadio. And when
we were going over to their house, as we were

(01:58:42):
pulling up, one person that was in our car with
Chelsea and I in the car that we were driving
in says, oh my god, I didn't know they lived here.
And I thought, okay, it's about the neighborhood. And I said, oh,
in this neighborhood and they said, no, in this house.
And I said, what do you talking about? And she said,
when I was back in school and I I guess

(01:59:04):
it was when they were in high school. I had
a friend of mine who lived in this house and
their sister. Oh god, this is such a I don't
even know if I when I talk about stories that
sometimes get depressing. I know it sometimes brings the listeners down,
so I won't harmor on the whole depressing part of this.
Her sister committed suicide in this house, and I'm like,

(01:59:26):
oh my god, thank you for bringing that up as
we're getting ready to go have a dinner. And then
of course Chelsea looks at me like, Tom, don't ask
any more, Queah, you know, And I said, but I said,
I go, do you think that they know that story?
And Chelsea goes, I don't know, I don't think they
know it. So we walked in and we made an
agreement because we had about another ten minutes or so,

(01:59:49):
or not ten minutes, maybe less than five minutes that
we were getting to get out of the car and
get into the house. And it came up as like,
we're not going to bring this up at all. Maybe
after dinner we'll bring it up, or maybe, you know,
in the next day or so, we'll have a conversation.
But she knew the family that lived there before and
one of the family members committed suicide. Now enough with
the suicide. I don't want to bring that up anymore

(02:00:11):
because that will bring everybody down. And by the way,
suicide Prevention hotline. You know, if anybody is going through anything, Obviously,
I don't want to disparage anybody that's struggling in their
mental health. So all the time we were eating dinner,
I'm looking around this house going the people we know
have probably an idea or don't have an idea of

(02:00:32):
what's going on. But I have this in my head
that I want to bring this up. So I have
to ask you guys this question. If you knew that
something happened, and say it was like a murder or
something like that at a house.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
In my house or at my house, would you want
me to tell you that that happened.

Speaker 8 (02:00:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:00:52):
No, no, no, So you don't want to tell you no, okay, Kevin,
would you want to know? No, Like you want to
know exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (02:01:04):
Right If I go to a restaurant and they say
somebody was shot in the booth, I want to sit
there different.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
That is so different. By the way, I'm not closing
my eyes and sleeping there.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
Anna.

Speaker 3 (02:01:15):
If I if I knew that the apartment that you
right now are renting had a vicious crime that took
place in there, would you want.

Speaker 32 (02:01:23):
To know that honestly, yes, because I would be in
a different apartment in a second.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
I'm really out of there.

Speaker 7 (02:01:29):
Yes, So when y'all say that, do you think like
ghost start in there, like haunting you, or like, what's
the reason why y'all wouldn't want that?

Speaker 4 (02:01:36):
Bad juju?

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
Yeah, bad juju ghosts. I look, I lived in a
I live in an old house.

Speaker 36 (02:01:41):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:01:42):
I lived in a one hundred plus year old house
before I moved, and there were member mojo, there were
some weird things that happened, and yet oh it was haunted.
And I went down the rabbit hole of trying to
go and like look for the records of the house,
and then I stopped myself. I'm like, I actually don't
want to know, because yeah, that would it would it
would play through my mind.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
You know what they used to do in this building, right.

Speaker 32 (02:02:06):
Well what slaughter lambs like everywhere else in these they.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
Did and people video, Hey, quick question about this.

Speaker 3 (02:02:16):
Would you rather Shannon me if I knew that your
house had like a massive flood and that was there
because you know how you have to disclose like any
kind of stuff, or would you rather like I would
have a harder time living in the house. If I
knew that the house might possibly have had some kind
of bad flood, then I would if somebody's dad, because
at least they cleaned up the blood.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
You know, people die every day.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
Yeah, well no, but if it was like like my
dad lives in a house in Ellen Park and the
little old lady who lived there, like legit died in
the house. Her underpants were still hanging over the bathtub.
And I know that because when my dad moved in,
her underpants were still hanging over the bathtub. Like the
kids did nothing to clean out that house, and it
is you know, my dad takes it in good stride
and he has a.

Speaker 31 (02:02:59):
Picture of her up in one of the rooms, Like
we're still.

Speaker 36 (02:03:05):
I know that.

Speaker 31 (02:03:06):
I know that people die in their homes all the time.

Speaker 3 (02:03:09):
But here's what we ended up doing. So we went
we did the whole meal together. Okay, they ended up
carrying in a bunch of food. It was really good
Italian and stuff, and they got a bunch of gluten
free and everything like that. And we're cleaning up towards
the end of the night and I had to work
this morning, so we had to leave at a fairly
decent hour and as we're getting ready to leave, I said, hey,

(02:03:29):
did you guys know any history of the house, And
it opened up the whole thing and we brought it up.
They had no idea, they had no clue and in
the specifics of it, our friend did not know of
what happened, where it happened and stuff, and nor did
she ever want to know. But they didn't even know
that that, uh, you know, who the people were that

(02:03:50):
lived in the house passed the people that they bought
it from, which is wild to know that I slept
last night after I'm gonna call. Actually, I I'll text
them right now and see if they want to go
on the air and talk about it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
NYA, what's up? NYA?

Speaker 33 (02:04:06):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (02:04:07):
Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (02:04:09):
Why?

Speaker 15 (02:04:09):
This is first time?

Speaker 13 (02:04:11):
One time?

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
Yeah, I apologize.

Speaker 13 (02:04:15):
I have listened to you guys since I was like
a kid, and I remember sitting in the back of
the car, I'm like, I should not be listening to this.
But I just moved downtown Detroit, and there has been
somebody that committed suicide. Sorry, guys, to bring it up again,
but there's fun somebody that you know had did that

(02:04:35):
in this year, like in February and I just moved
downtown Detroit into the apartment and my friend knew for
like a month or two and did not tell me
and just told me in.

Speaker 3 (02:04:46):
The apartment that you're in the Wait, so did you
did you get a discount on your rent discount?

Speaker 2 (02:04:54):
Why did they tell you.

Speaker 13 (02:04:58):
Tell me anything? And there was furniture they were left
and everything, and I was like, oh, you know what,
they're kind of like laid back to like they didn't
care that the person left the furniture, right.

Speaker 31 (02:05:06):
No, I why did your friend choose to now.

Speaker 13 (02:05:08):
Tell you because she thought she was gonna scare me away, Like, wow.

Speaker 11 (02:05:14):
That was gonna move out?

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
Hey, uh, should they disclose that? Do we know about
apartment living rules?

Speaker 18 (02:05:20):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (02:05:21):
I feel like that should be a thing because I
also I moved into a home when I was younger
and it was haunted, like totally haunted. We lived there
for one month and they didn't disclose that somebody had
passed away there, So I feel like maybe I should
have asked.

Speaker 32 (02:05:37):
That's my thing is I think the way the manner
at which the person passed away in the house would
make a big difference to me, Like if it was
a peaceful like they just died in their sleep. I'm
cool with it. But if it's like a murder, suicide
or something that is bad juju in there, and I
don't need.

Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
To be in there.

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
Even Like if a little old man died in his sleep,
I don't want to know that information because ever I'm
in my bedroom, then I'm thinking about little old man.

Speaker 13 (02:06:04):
Yeah, but I kind of think like it's like a
memory of him, like he was a good person, you know,
like she ended up telling me a little bit about him.
He's a good person. He kind of like works in
the same special at field that I'm in, and so
I just kind of feel like I'm commemorating him a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:06:20):
Yeah, yeah, right, I would have gotten a discount rents
dot com. I'm going to renters dot com and I'm
finding out why I didn't know any details about that.
It don't work like that, Brian. You moved into a
place where a murder took place?

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
Is that right?

Speaker 10 (02:06:40):
No?

Speaker 23 (02:06:41):
So I'm a mover and I actually got hired to
move a family out of a home that they had
only moved lived in for about three months. It was
a farm home out by the dud area, and they
were discussing with some neighbors and come to find out
that the estate that they had bought the house from,

(02:07:03):
they never found the gentleman that had lived there before.
He lived there with seven dogs, and they think that
he either was it was listed as a homicide on
this thing, but they think.

Speaker 36 (02:07:17):
He either passed away and the dogs either got to him.

Speaker 1 (02:07:23):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 23 (02:07:25):
But yeah, the people were immediately out of there once
they found out that.

Speaker 31 (02:07:32):
Yes, what a crazy story?

Speaker 3 (02:07:35):
Is that nuts? I think in that case, you know,
there has to be disclosure about that. Hold on TC
knows the details about that. What's the disclosure law?

Speaker 54 (02:07:46):
Good day, everybody, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (02:07:52):
So law, you are supposed to this close whether there's
been a murder or suicide. Some real estate agents don't
do that because you know, they all work off commission.
But if you find out that there was a murder,
you can literally avoid the contract.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (02:08:12):
Yeah, because that's a that's a deterrent for getting the house.
You know, some people don't want to live where there's
a murder or suicide. So yeah, I want I wanted
to tell you about my trip to Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
Fantastic. Was it a good one to us.

Speaker 26 (02:08:32):
Yes, I finally went and how to ye Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (02:08:37):
It was so much fun. I had a wonderful tide.
I have more wonderful time.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
More coming up in the new year.

Speaker 10 (02:08:45):
I'm going to try to win again.

Speaker 3 (02:08:48):
Thank you, TC, I love you. I got to get
some more calls. All right, hold on a second, Miranda,
what's up, Miranda, Hey guys.

Speaker 39 (02:08:57):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 58 (02:09:00):
I doesn't know I had to come coment just hearing
the topic or whatever, a little on the dark humor side.
But about five years ago, my kid's father passed away
unfortunately and unexpectedly during the pandemic and everything. So like
we moved out of the house and whatever. I mean,
it's a townhouse now. Like I have a friend over say,
and I would kind of like talk about it and like, so,

(02:09:21):
what actually happened? Like where did you know, like keep hassing.
I'm like, oh, in the living room, and like their
eyes widen and they get a little white, and they
mean like they're looking around the living room floor like
you know. I'm like, oh, yeah, just right there on
the floor. But it was really our old house. And
then I tell them I'm messing with them, and they're like, God,
won't ever come back here again.

Speaker 24 (02:09:38):
You're not funny. Come on, lighting up, but I should.

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
You should have a chalk outline right on the living
room floor. Have them look around. Oh my god, hold on, Angie,
are you there?

Speaker 46 (02:09:54):
Hi?

Speaker 48 (02:09:55):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
You got to tell everybody this story. This is a
funny story, Angie. What's up?

Speaker 40 (02:10:00):
So we moved into our house and we ordered pizza,
like in the first of all nights, getting settled, and
the pizza delivery guy shows up and usually did they.

Speaker 27 (02:10:07):
Get lost coming to our house?

Speaker 16 (02:10:09):
And he shows up.

Speaker 58 (02:10:10):
We're like, oh, you must be familiar with the neighborhood.

Speaker 15 (02:10:12):
He's like, no, I.

Speaker 27 (02:10:13):
Carried a body out of here.

Speaker 10 (02:10:14):
I used to work for a poor night.

Speaker 1 (02:10:18):
What did you say.

Speaker 13 (02:10:21):
We were just looking at each other.

Speaker 24 (02:10:22):
But it was like an old lady. She was in
her eighties. Like it was an old lady. But yeah,
we were just and he's handing us our pizza, like, enjoy.

Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
As long as the pizza didn't killed Teresa, You had
a person die in the basement, Is that right, Teresa?

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
Did Teresa?

Speaker 26 (02:10:55):
So my daughter and son in law bought a house
this past she and after the fact, the previous owner
came back to the house to grab some belongings and
mentioned to them that the owner before him died in
the basement from.

Speaker 24 (02:11:12):
A heart attack.

Speaker 26 (02:11:14):
So now when her girlfriends come over, they try calling
the guy and his name is Jeane.

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
So they all go in the basement and try to
summons his spirits to come back.

Speaker 26 (02:11:27):
Yes, which is terrifying. Yeah, they leave her at the
house by yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:11:35):
Does Gene ever come back? Does Gene ever make an
appearance or any weird stuff ever happen?

Speaker 26 (02:11:42):
He's not come back. But I go to her house
and I'm afraid to go into the basement to do laundry.

Speaker 3 (02:11:47):
Oh, I'd be. I'd be totally fearful of that. I
would never walk down the stairs. I'd be like, especially
if it was one of those things where you walk
down the stairs and you have to pull the light.

Speaker 1 (02:12:00):
Jean, get the hell out of here. Last call from
Nicole and Nicole, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (02:12:06):
So my husband and I we bought our first condo
in two thousand and seven, and we had a one
year old and we were outside walking her in the
new neighbors and this older couple.

Speaker 1 (02:12:15):
Was like, Hey, what what condo did you just buy?

Speaker 36 (02:12:18):
And we told him and They're like, ooh, you heard
about Gean, right. They found her a month later after
she died in that bathtub.

Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
Her name was Jean.

Speaker 36 (02:12:28):
We lived there, yes, we lived there for a month.

Speaker 28 (02:12:30):
Before we knew this, and I was like, we wash
our daughter in that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:33):
Bathtub and was she decomposed in that bathtub.

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
In the water.

Speaker 24 (02:12:39):
I was so angry.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:12:41):
Yeah, see I'd rather not know.

Speaker 3 (02:12:43):
I don't know like that right, there is weirder than
if they died on the floor, Like you can't put
your bare ass on the same place that the lady
died in her bare asses. A little little scrubbling bubbles, yeah,
a little awesome spraying right out?

Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
What is said?

Speaker 3 (02:13:00):
What's the commercial we run all the time, mister clean,
mister clean. All right, well, thank you for the call
in the cold.

Speaker 1 (02:13:09):
That's to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (02:13:11):
It's Mojo in the Morning. Anna had a horrible door
Dash experience. Happened last night. We're going to call them
right out.

Speaker 32 (02:13:19):
I know, I wish that. I hope they hear this
and call me and tell me what the heck happened, because.

Speaker 3 (02:13:24):
It may not be Doordash's fault, though it may be
the proximity of where you live though from you telling
this story, Go ahead, tell the story.

Speaker 32 (02:13:32):
Let's let the listeners decide. So yesterday I was door dashing.
As much as I wish I was a cook, I'm not.
I door dash almost every day, so I doordashed myself
some dinner, and I was cleaning my apartment waiting for
the dasher to arrive and deliver my food. I happened
to be vacuuming as the delivery driver was arriving. So

(02:13:54):
when I finished vacuuming and went to check on the delivery,
I saw I had miss calls from the dasher and
I instantly was like, oh, they're here. So I unlocked
my door souse I can do it from my phone,
and figured that they dropped it off. I went down
a couple minutes later to get it, and we have
a reception desk. However, my food is sitting right next
to the door, tipped over. The bag's open. I'm like, oh,

(02:14:16):
that's a little weird that they couldn't, you know, bring
it inside. Anyways, take the food up, eat it. Thought
it was a little weird. Woke up this morning, went
on door desk because I'm thinking about ordering some Starbucks
and I see a review and it says the girl
lives in a terrible location. She wouldn't answer her phone
for at least five minutes. I'm not walking her delivery

(02:14:38):
to her door. She can come downstairs and get it.
So now I'm in my head like one that was
a mean thing to say, yes for an honest mistake.
And two my bag was opened. What if they did
something to my food? I'm feeling a little sickness much.

Speaker 31 (02:14:51):
Also, why wouldn't you leave it with the at the desk?
I know you can see that right there.

Speaker 32 (02:14:56):
We didn't have someone sitting at the reception desk. It's okay,
they probably weren't like handing it off, but like they
could have easily taken a few more steps and set
it down.

Speaker 3 (02:15:04):
What do you have a clicked ass on your I mean,
what do you have your delivery clicked as you can
click it as.

Speaker 9 (02:15:12):
It to me?

Speaker 1 (02:15:12):
Or leave at door? Which one do you have?

Speaker 32 (02:15:13):
Mine says leave at door, but then in the instructions
it says like I'll buzz you up.

Speaker 3 (02:15:18):
You can okay, see there you go. What it's either
leave at door or it's I'll bring it up. And
here's the thing. I think that in a place like yours,
and I'm I'm gonna be honest with you, I would
not door dash to an apartment complex or an apartment building,
because if I'm door dashing, I'm going out to the
suburbs where people live in homes where I can put

(02:15:38):
it right on a doorstep. And door dashers speak out
on this one. I cannot believe when I go to
Joe's apartment to go get to hang out, he's got
a door dash guy that has to climb a frickin
wall it looks like to get to his place because
there's security that you know, they have a security thing.
And I'm thinking to myself that it's not worth it

(02:16:00):
four dollars or however much money that those guys get.

Speaker 32 (02:16:03):
No one else has ever had an issue, None of
the others dashers have had an issue. And they leave
it at my apartment door, not the front.

Speaker 1 (02:16:09):
Do they always call you though, or is it that? Yeah?

Speaker 32 (02:16:11):
Because I have to buzz them in.

Speaker 1 (02:16:12):
Okay, so they're always But but they never have, you know, no,
we never.

Speaker 32 (02:16:16):
I mean it was five minutes, an honest mistake.

Speaker 3 (02:16:19):
No, I get it, I get it, so but I
do also think though, that if it's a pain in
the ass the door dash to you, like, is it
really worth it? Like would you want to like, would
you want a door dash to somebody that lives in
a gated community and no doors.

Speaker 32 (02:16:33):
In Detroit because everyone lives in apartments.

Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (02:16:37):
I think that's probably a good bulk of business everywhere
apartment buildings.

Speaker 3 (02:16:42):
Well, I'm going to say this to you. The door
dashers that we get here at the radio station, I
think have a no, they're the worst.

Speaker 2 (02:16:47):
They hate us. The Starbucks. I'm serious. The Starbucks is
always spilled in the bag all over all the food
nine times out of ten.

Speaker 3 (02:16:55):
Well, Starbucks is a bad door dash unless you order
the two of the same, Like you can't order one
drink and then one thing because they put it in a.

Speaker 1 (02:17:02):
Cup holder and it tips over every time. So what
do you do in this situation?

Speaker 32 (02:17:07):
I went on there and changed my name because I
was like, I don't want them to.

Speaker 18 (02:17:10):
Know who I am.

Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
They're so mad at me.

Speaker 2 (02:17:13):
I use a fake name.

Speaker 32 (02:17:15):
Now I do have a fake name.

Speaker 3 (02:17:16):
Does it that wouldn't it be the same account? Can't
they see the same account?

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (02:17:20):
But I just don't want them to know.

Speaker 32 (02:17:22):
It's Anna Rob from Mojo in the morning and it
was the awful person.

Speaker 3 (02:17:26):
Oh okay, so you just have what like do do
we get door dash scores like you get Uber scores
like uber rating and RADI yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 32 (02:17:33):
Like I was even shocked to know that they could
leave a note on my account. I've never seen that before.
But they were not happy.

Speaker 3 (02:17:39):
What's your what's your uh? Your Uber score? What's your
Uber Stars score?

Speaker 51 (02:17:44):
Uh?

Speaker 32 (02:17:45):
I don't think it's that great. So there was one
point in time where I would Uber eats food to
the wrong location every time I was drunk, and I
just have a bad rating.

Speaker 1 (02:17:55):
Because of that.

Speaker 32 (02:17:56):
Oh, I'm a four point ninety four.

Speaker 31 (02:17:59):
I brought it back, be good, four point ninety six.

Speaker 1 (02:18:01):
I'm a four point nine to Oh, I want to
know why I'm not a five. Well, I'll see that.
It's right up. I do lyft. Yeah, they they have
it like four point nine your four pointment, Shannon's the best. Yeah,
what's going on, Heather? How you doing?

Speaker 36 (02:18:21):
Good morning?

Speaker 35 (02:18:22):
As a as a door dash driver or uber eats driver,
whichever one you want, to talk about apartment complexes and.

Speaker 36 (02:18:30):
Can be pain in the butt.

Speaker 4 (02:18:31):
Like in Toledo, for.

Speaker 35 (02:18:32):
Instance, we have these weird apartment complexes and none of
them have outside numbers on the outside of the building. Yeah,
and everywhere because it's got a wide GPS area shows
that you're there.

Speaker 37 (02:18:42):
Most people, you're supposed.

Speaker 35 (02:18:44):
To call, like I always do, because like, if I
want people delivering my food nicely, I'm going to deliver their.

Speaker 1 (02:18:49):
Crap nicely too. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just me.

Speaker 36 (02:18:53):
Some people just don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:18:55):
What if you what do you do, Heather, if you
can't get into the building, Like, if you're waiting out
in front, do you have a time?

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
Do you have a time?

Speaker 10 (02:19:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:19:02):
I know, But what if you calling nobody answers? Do
you have a time limit?

Speaker 55 (02:19:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:19:06):
Yeah, there is a.

Speaker 35 (02:19:07):
Time limit if you're if you're trying to deliver it
and you can't get a hold of the customer to
deliver it, there's a thing on the apps that says
cannot get a hold of the customer and it sets
a timer and door Dash will also try to get
a hold of them as well, and then if nobody
can get a hold of them, it generally, unless it
requires an ID, it generally will just get left at

(02:19:29):
the door.

Speaker 1 (02:19:30):
Okay, yeah, the picture and and.

Speaker 3 (02:19:31):
Oe and the IDs are usually just for alcohol, right, alcohol,
and that is bless you God, bless you.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
Yeah. I uh yeah, I would see that that would
be kind of kind of annoying.

Speaker 6 (02:19:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:19:43):
My son Luke doordashed for a day.

Speaker 3 (02:19:45):
He did literally one day, and it was exactly in
a situation he had to DoorDash and it was not
the greatest neighborhood and it was an apartment building that
he was locked out in front. And he said that
he was out there for such a long long time
waiting to deliver a Greek salad to a lady. And
he said guys were offering them drug deals and because

(02:20:08):
he's like, I'm not doing this anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
What's up baby? How you doing?

Speaker 56 (02:20:12):
Hey?

Speaker 34 (02:20:12):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Who are you good? What's happening?

Speaker 26 (02:20:16):
An I hear you girl?

Speaker 10 (02:20:17):
About five minutes is only five minutes, but that pushes
all of their other deliveries.

Speaker 46 (02:20:22):
Back five minutes.

Speaker 12 (02:20:23):
So now they're probably gonna get the bad.

Speaker 24 (02:20:25):
Reviews because their food was cold.

Speaker 49 (02:20:27):
And I don't think they messed with your food.

Speaker 27 (02:20:29):
They probably just opened the bag so your stuff would
be cold, and you would.

Speaker 46 (02:20:34):
I don't think they messing.

Speaker 32 (02:20:35):
With your food. I mean, I would rather that. I'm
okay with cold food. I don't want spitting it.

Speaker 1 (02:20:40):
Hey, what's going on, Michelle?

Speaker 25 (02:20:44):
I'm totally teen Anna.

Speaker 36 (02:20:46):
I feel like Jordas was in the wrong hair. If
he didn't want to deliver.

Speaker 4 (02:20:49):
To an apartment, then he shouldn't have accepted the order.

Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
Yeah, can they turn down orders? Do they know like
where it's being delivered? To question?

Speaker 3 (02:20:59):
I wonder if there's a DoorDash driver that's listening. I
want you to. I guess we just had a couple
of them that called in. I'd love to know how
that works.

Speaker 7 (02:21:07):
The issue wasn't the apartment, though, it was just the
time that it took Fanny to get downstairs. They If
all things considered, Anna was ready looking at her phone
and came down immediately, things would have worked out perfectly.

Speaker 32 (02:21:20):
Yeah, they still would have hated the location I live in.
Per the review on my.

Speaker 3 (02:21:24):
Account, alexis you had to deliver to a college huh
to a college campus?

Speaker 1 (02:21:29):
Which one?

Speaker 40 (02:21:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 51 (02:21:31):
So I was trying to DoorDash to Grand Valley Estate,
which is in like Grand Rapid Dale and Dale area.

Speaker 54 (02:21:38):
Absolutely, and I literally had never been there.

Speaker 26 (02:21:41):
And apparently you drive on the.

Speaker 54 (02:21:42):
Sidewalks to get to the dorms, and so that delivery
took so long, I will.

Speaker 17 (02:21:48):
Never go there again.

Speaker 1 (02:21:49):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (02:21:50):
By the way, to drive on the sidewalks doesn't seem
like it's a legal process, Like could you imagine delivery?
Can you imagine delivering on a college campus and you
have to park your car illegally, probably with the hazards on,
and you have to walk like the kids do to
go to college clowns.

Speaker 31 (02:22:07):
Yeah, uh uh, I don't want to do that, especially
when it's called nope.

Speaker 3 (02:22:11):
And I don't know how much money the door dashers get,
but at that point right there, you better be tipping extra.
And if you're a college kid, you're not.

Speaker 1 (02:22:18):
What's up, Frank, Hey, I just want to mask Anna.

Speaker 18 (02:22:22):
You know, I get she's cleaning her apartment, she's expecting
a delivery. Why would she choose to vacuum like a
lot of things you can possibly do waiting for a delivery.

Speaker 32 (02:22:32):
I mean, it was an estimated delivery time like, oh,
fifty to an hour, so I thought I had a
few more minutes. Let's just get this done real quick
so I can come upstairs.

Speaker 22 (02:22:40):
With a clean glass and.

Speaker 18 (02:22:43):
Oh, well, next time, I guess you'll learn something quiet
next time.

Speaker 3 (02:22:48):
Well quiet, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna judge in
on the fact that she was vacuuming or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:22:54):
What's up. How you doing, Rachel, I'm good.

Speaker 26 (02:22:57):
How are you out good?

Speaker 1 (02:22:59):
You're also team Anna here?

Speaker 32 (02:23:00):
I love to hear it.

Speaker 34 (02:23:02):
I am, yes, Honestly, I use the door dash in
the past, and I have went into apartments and I
have been so lost and confused to the point where.

Speaker 20 (02:23:12):
I had to quit door dashing.

Speaker 34 (02:23:14):
Because ninety percent of it was an apartment and you
can deny certain locations, but like you don't know its
apartments until you actually.

Speaker 55 (02:23:23):
Like get on the exact location.

Speaker 34 (02:23:27):
Like you don't know until you're like into that area,
and it's like, oh, it's an apartment, so you kind
of like don't know until.

Speaker 10 (02:23:35):
You actually get there.

Speaker 24 (02:23:37):
But yeah, I'm tim Anna.

Speaker 34 (02:23:39):
I feel bad, Like I don't like it's hard.

Speaker 27 (02:23:42):
To not like leave someone's food and not have anybody
get their food.

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
Hey.

Speaker 10 (02:23:47):
The other I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:23:48):
The other thing is now that I know where Anna's
apartment is, I'm going to sit in the lobby wait
for people just to leave their door dashes on the
counter and just grab them. I wonder how many people
do that, just grab random door dashes.

Speaker 2 (02:23:59):
Places like that all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
Oh yeah, Like I.

Speaker 3 (02:24:01):
Remember back in the day when door dash wasn't around.
It was like pizza deliveries. Somebody would walk in and
they'd be like, hey, you know, delivering a pizza. I'm like, oh,
oh yeah, yeah, that's mine, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:24:11):
I always think about that with Starbucks mobile orders, or
like yesterday I went to Chick fil A at the
mall and picked up a mobile order, and I'm like,
how do they know it's you?

Speaker 31 (02:24:18):
You could just grab anybody's stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
I think people do. I think people do just go
up there and just grab stuff. It's just kind of
you know, I'm.

Speaker 4 (02:24:26):
Not gonna lie. I was that person in college.

Speaker 5 (02:24:30):
My friends would go to like all these food places
at night and just grab all the Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (02:24:37):
Yeah. Not proud of it.

Speaker 3 (02:24:38):
But it's so serious, so disappointed, much disappoint All right,
e Mojo in the morning, the next most your.

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Speaker 3 (02:24:57):
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the Morning show. If you are ever in a situation
where you think that you're doing something that you shouldn't
be and you want to get called out, we'll do
it for you.

Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
Here you go. Today's Am I the A Hole?

Speaker 6 (02:25:14):
So?

Speaker 36 (02:25:15):
My wife and I had our first child recently, and
I don't know what's going on, but ever since all
of that happened, there's like a sexual.

Speaker 1 (02:25:24):
Block with her specifically.

Speaker 36 (02:25:26):
I love her to death, but I don't know why
I'm just viewing her in a different way.

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Am I wrong for this? Wait a second? A sexual block?
Does it mean? Does she have the block? Or he
has the block?

Speaker 3 (02:25:38):
Jeff is his name. He's on the phone with us
right now. Jeff, Am I the A hole? Are you
saying that? Since you guys had a baby? Which, by
the way, what'd you have?

Speaker 36 (02:25:49):
A little girl?

Speaker 1 (02:25:50):
Oh? Congratulations? And how long has it been? Six months? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:25:56):
So you've had your first baby six months ago and
since you had her you have had a sexual block
or your wife has had a sexual block?

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
I have?

Speaker 36 (02:26:08):
She surprisingly was really spry pretty fast afterwards. No, I
don't know what's it's. It's all on my end. I
feel like the urge to do it, but then you
know you heard in this different way now like I
was in the room, she's now the mother of our daughters.

Speaker 2 (02:26:28):
Yeah, that's not uncommon, so is Jeff.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
So do you think is Jeff an a hole for
for feeling this way? What do you think, Shan?

Speaker 2 (02:26:38):
I don't think he's an a hole because he obviously
is acknowledging that something's different.

Speaker 31 (02:26:44):
I think that you need to work through it. I
don't know how you do that.

Speaker 6 (02:26:49):
But.

Speaker 2 (02:26:52):
Yeah, it's just it's it is. It's not an uncommon
thing that No, have you told your wife this?

Speaker 36 (02:27:02):
I'm kind of working towards it. It's getting to the
point now after about five months of it really like
happening where I mean, the conversation is gonna be had.
I know she feels it, so how you know you
know you know she feels it?

Speaker 2 (02:27:18):
Well, have you guys not really had sex and since
the baby was born?

Speaker 59 (02:27:23):
No, we have not, And she's definitely initiated and of
course I've had some excuses and then other times I've
just you know, ended it early.

Speaker 36 (02:27:34):
But it's something stopping it, don't Is there a time
limit that you.

Speaker 3 (02:27:37):
Guys know of or interesting that you say that she's
feeling it because of I'm assuming as a guy, you've
never turned your wife down before when she's wanted.

Speaker 1 (02:27:48):
To have sex.

Speaker 8 (02:27:50):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (02:27:51):
No, and now all of a sudden he has Okay,
So I agree with Shannon and the fact that I
don't think that you're necessarily an ahole because at least
your acknowledge it, if you weren't acknowledging it, or.

Speaker 2 (02:28:02):
If you were like I'm going to go, you know,
cheat and are you.

Speaker 1 (02:28:06):
Thinking about any of that? No, No, absolutely not.

Speaker 36 (02:28:10):
She's again, mother, my child, love of my life. So
that's why I'm really confused. I have no words for
anything else. I just don't know why it's not working
with her right now?

Speaker 1 (02:28:20):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:28:20):
Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eight. Jeff, if you're just
tuning in right now, or maybe didn't understand what he
was talking about, he contacted us for am I the
a hole, which you can do too. You can leave
a talkback on our talkback Mike up on the iHeartRadio
app under our station, and just like he did, he

(02:28:40):
said that his wife just had a baby six months
ago and ever since then, he just has not been
as interested in having sex with her, and you believe
that it's because you watched her have that baby, Vicky.

Speaker 53 (02:28:54):
What do you think, I say, not an a hole,
because it's I call it the mom factor, that all
of a sudden, husbands see.

Speaker 2 (02:29:04):
Their wife's as a mom and that associates them with
their mom, Like you know, you're a mom. Now you
can't do this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
That's interesting is that a thing is the mom factor,
something that like you can google it and see.

Speaker 2 (02:29:19):
I don't know if that's what it's called, but I
do know a lot of people that have.

Speaker 1 (02:29:23):
Went through it. What do they do to get over
the mom factor?

Speaker 4 (02:29:27):
A couple's therapy.

Speaker 3 (02:29:29):
Wow, that's a tough one because I don't know if
Jeff I would want to even bring that up. Like,
I don't know if i'd want to tell my wife
that that's how I was feeling.

Speaker 2 (02:29:38):
Can I have to tell her something if it's long?

Speaker 1 (02:29:40):
Yeah, do you still find her attractive?

Speaker 36 (02:29:45):
I absolutely? I mean, yeah, she is still the one
I married, but it's like she's the same person. But
also there's just a different context to her now. The
context is like the worst word I can think of,
but the only thing I can think of.

Speaker 7 (02:30:01):
And when you see her now, do you still see
her as that beautiful, sexy woman you wanted to marry
and make love to her?

Speaker 1 (02:30:07):
Now you just see her as like a mom. I
see her as both.

Speaker 36 (02:30:13):
And maybe it's like the mom factor freaks me out now.

Speaker 1 (02:30:18):
I don't know, it's.

Speaker 8 (02:30:21):
It's weird.

Speaker 36 (02:30:21):
She is, she's beautiful. I still think she's hot, but
it's like maybe I know now firsthand what the act
can do. And I love my daughter to death, and
it's she's a light of my life. But I know
what late nights are like, and I know how much
diapers cost, and.

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
It could, I mean it could very well. Bet you're
just exhausted too from all the baby stuff.

Speaker 48 (02:30:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:30:45):
I'm not a therapist, but you you clearly. But you
said a few things that are like she is still
that and you said you're still attracted to her, You're
still known with her. It's the woman that you married.
She is still all of those things. She just now
has another title on top of that. So like I
almost wonder if you could like think about it from
that perspective, is like that girl that you married is

(02:31:07):
still there. She just has like now the most amazing
other title on top of it too. Like I know,
I know women like friends who didn't want their husbands
down on that end when they were delivering their babies naturally,
because they were so scared that they would never see

(02:31:29):
that think of them the same, or see that area
as the same. And this to me is like different.

Speaker 1 (02:31:35):
Wow, well or maybe it's a guy's part of it,
and what do you think, you know, I agree with that.

Speaker 13 (02:31:43):
So my husband, we have three kids, but my husband
after the birth of our daughter, he was a little
weirded out and he was down there and that was
probably a bad thing because it took him quite a
few months before he started wrapping his head around the
fact that, you know, it doesn't just look like that
all the time. He was a little traumatized. So I

(02:32:03):
think that's normal what he's going through. But what you
have to realize is, you know what, you married her,
and she was your wife first before she was a mom,
and so I think take a couple, you know, take
take a little bit of time. You're not an a
whole yet, But if it goes on and you you
don't even think of her as your wife, you just
think of her as a mom, you will become the

(02:32:24):
a whole and that's you know, she's probably looking at
it too, like, Okay, my husband's never turning me down before,
and now I have this baby, so now she's probably
feeling insecure. You know, she's already probably feeling insecure. Maybe
there was baby waid or you know, everything.

Speaker 3 (02:32:41):
And that's what I was thinking about. I was wondering
about the whole baby wait thing. If that's making her
feel like, that's the reason why B wants to be voiceless. Guys,
hid Behi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (02:32:52):
What do you think? Am I the a hole? You
think Jeffson? A hole?

Speaker 46 (02:32:55):
Yes?

Speaker 37 (02:32:56):
For sure?

Speaker 41 (02:32:57):
Why a thing happened to me? Me and my husband
had been married for five years, but we have two kids,
and during my pregnancies never stop with me after after
I gave birth the same thing. We probably can go
for less six months not having any sex. And it's

(02:33:21):
I have desires, he has desires.

Speaker 1 (02:33:23):
What did what did you do to overcome that? Did
you ever confront him and say, hey, why are you not?

Speaker 36 (02:33:29):
I have?

Speaker 41 (02:33:29):
But when I caught him watching porn every day, I
he would be like, oh that was a virus on
my phone and that's like, no, I I was a
born yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:33:44):
So be this happened to you. You guys confronted each other.
Did you guys go to therapy for it and what's
the outcome?

Speaker 41 (02:33:51):
Then no, but we're trying to work through it fully.

Speaker 1 (02:33:57):
But how how old?

Speaker 41 (02:34:02):
I had a three year old and a one.

Speaker 3 (02:34:04):
Year old and this happened for the both of the
times that you gave birth or just the first time really,
so it was tough for him. And how long did
it take for everything to get back to normal?

Speaker 41 (02:34:17):
So it's still not normal, but we're working on it.

Speaker 3 (02:34:20):
Wow, It's that's so wild to me because to me,
you know, sex is obviously a beautiful thing and you
know exactly what the outcome can be of sex, and
that's especially if you're in a relationship. I'm surprised that
that guys can be that uh ft up, you know,
seeing their wife give birth to a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:34:38):
It surprises me.

Speaker 3 (02:34:40):
Like I looked at it as that was no greater
time that I loved my wife than when she did that,
because I think it's the it's such a miracle, you know, No,
but it's I mean to see them be able to
have this, you know, child growing inside of them and
they gave you the greatest joys.

Speaker 1 (02:34:57):
Of your life. But it's amazing. I get. I get
the idea, you know, sexually it changes you.

Speaker 7 (02:35:03):
But I think although that's the part I don't understand, honest,
seen the Couci writ.

Speaker 1 (02:35:07):
That don't make me not want to get in there?

Speaker 2 (02:35:09):
Wait wait wait no, not make you did not?

Speaker 1 (02:35:14):
Yeah, the comfort of you know exactly what sex was.

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
Like and you you have to wait a little while anyway,
Like right after I gave birth, I didn't want to
do anything for a while, Like I was, well, I
don't know what the heck is what it was like
down there.

Speaker 1 (02:35:28):
And in Jeff's case, she was the one that initiated
it first before he did.

Speaker 3 (02:35:32):
Uh am I the a hole here on the Mojo
in the Morning show, we identify as Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 31 (02:35:38):
It's time for more Mojo Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (02:35:46):
Shannon was just sharing with me and everybody else in
the studio here something that has been going on in
her life at her house that actually turns out to
be And I like how you said it was a
blessing in disguise. We're going to actually is a blessing
in disguise. You got to explain to the listeners what's
happening to you buy an old house. They say, he

(02:36:06):
has lots of character. So my eight year old smith
loves to take a good long, hot shower. When I
say long, I mean on the shorter end, twenty minutes.
Usually we're averaging about forty minute showers. Okay, to the
amen that this child is showering, So I don't care

(02:36:27):
like he is occupied for forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:36:30):
So about by the way, he's very young.

Speaker 3 (02:36:31):
Otherwise I would say that if he was like a
teenage boy or preteen, we know what he's doing in
the shower right in.

Speaker 2 (02:36:38):
There's little you do not see this when we're talking
about my eight year old. Okay, So about six weeks ago,
he was taking one of his famous forty minute long
showers and I was down in the kitchen and all
of a sudden, it sounded like a rain shower and
water was pouring through my downstairs ceiling and I was like,

(02:36:59):
oh my god. And fast forward, this has become a
huge issue where I now have no ceilings in two rooms.
I have no bathroom where he was taking the shower.
That bathroom has been completely gutted because they had to
figure out what the root of the problem was. So
they got it the shower. Then they couldn't find the problem,
so then they did the floor, then they did the

(02:37:20):
wall that it's like. Then it they figured out that
the water had gone down into the basement. So we
were going to get like insurance, we were going to
get all of those things fixed. The plumbers are still
at my house. They've been at my house for six
weeks trying to figure out what the heck is the problem.
We'll come to find out because my house was built
in nineteen forty four. It's old or I had cast

(02:37:43):
iron pipes that were paper thin. So they are realizing
now that I was on I'm talking like weeks away
from having a major major issue where my entire house
would have essentially like fallen apart. Like every toilet was
leaking in the in the floorboards, everything was leaking in

(02:38:04):
the walls. So as much as we were making fun
of Smith of you caused this little man with your
forty minute sour last night, I told him it was
a blessing in disguise that this happened when it did,
and we were able to fix it before it caused
even more damage than was already done.

Speaker 3 (02:38:20):
Yeah, boy, oh boy, that's craziness. So they have to
repipe the whole house.

Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
So they're repiping half of the house.

Speaker 1 (02:38:27):
Okay, essentially, Wow, it's crazy. You know what, Wes was right?
You should have moved.

Speaker 2 (02:38:33):
I brusted me as this. Every week as this drag's on,
I'm like, your idea wasn't so bad.

Speaker 7 (02:38:40):
He probably hasn't said I told you so, but you
know that I looked in someone's eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:38:44):
Has he give you that.

Speaker 2 (02:38:45):
About a dozen times?

Speaker 3 (02:38:47):
The amazing thing is, you know you would when you
started talking about this and then said the blessing in disguise.
You hear these stories all the time about people that
had to like run back into the house because they
forgot something then that they needed, only to then come
upon a huge car accident that they probably would have
been in the middle of.

Speaker 2 (02:39:06):
Or you go to the hospital for something stupid and
find out that it was actually it's actually that there's
something else that Thanks God, that something stupid happened so
you could figure out the big thing.

Speaker 3 (02:39:15):
How about Chelsea and I with that, with going and
getting a random scan, having a friend do that. Chelsea
would have never known about that, but I would love
to know if any listeners have ones that they can
share with us of a blessing in disguise where it
was something that you were, you know, you know, upset
about it first and then realizing, oh my god, thank god.

Speaker 32 (02:39:35):
My biggest blessing in disguise was TikTok almost getting banned
because it forced me to look for a job. And
now I'm sitting look at you.

Speaker 1 (02:39:43):
Yeah that's fire.

Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
Yeah, oh no, you're just being nice to us because
you wanted to throw back, well to celebrate.

Speaker 3 (02:39:51):
She, by the way, is a different person on a
Friday when she wins to throw back, throw, smile, shine.

Speaker 1 (02:39:56):
And bright, shout out. I was just at the dentist,
and Kevin's been so solid since then.

Speaker 7 (02:40:01):
Like I said, as long as Shannon doesn't win, I'm good.
He's what if Anna goes on a roll and wins,
I don't think there are enough weeks.

Speaker 3 (02:40:11):
All right, let's get back to Yeah, that was my
blessing disguise today, and you're a blessing to disguise for
winning today. So Kevin didn't win so that we don't
have to listen to his get today. Hold on a second, Jordan,
What happened Jordan?

Speaker 48 (02:40:28):
Last year? For Christmas, we celebrated downstairs in my basement,
and a couple of days afterwards, there was a giant
rainstorm and I had to go downstairs to get some
paper towel or something and go downstairs and the whole
entire basement.

Speaker 1 (02:40:43):
Oh my god, Wow. Can I tell you?

Speaker 3 (02:40:45):
And I don't know if this happened to you, but
I've had flooded basements before. The worst feeling in the
world is when you walk down the stairs and then
you get that first squish.

Speaker 48 (02:40:55):
Oh, That's exactly what it was.

Speaker 37 (02:40:57):
And it was dark, and it was just like, I'm like,
oh am, I just yelled from my mom and I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:41:02):
Like, oh no, I never poort. Chelsea has to deal
with me.

Speaker 3 (02:41:06):
You know, I'm normally a decently calm person, but when
something breaks in our house, I get so upset that
I will like blow off and I'll never forget the
moments of my flooded basements and having them and just
being like living goddamn, why own a house?

Speaker 48 (02:41:26):
Yeah, and the rug doctors shop backs just that for hour.

Speaker 1 (02:41:30):
Can I recommend if you don't have water alarms in
your house, that you should look at a.

Speaker 42 (02:41:35):
Water alarm, which is that we we got we got
those now.

Speaker 3 (02:41:38):
So the water alarm basically you can set it up.
If you have like an alarm service or whatever you
know in your house, you can ask them to put
a water alarm in your house, or if you just
want to.

Speaker 2 (02:41:49):
Have an alarm, you can buy them literally for ten
dollars if you have the it's.

Speaker 3 (02:41:54):
Set up through If you do have an alarm company,
you can have a set up that it will alert
your phone, which saved my ass a bunch of times.
Even know that where it'll it will alert your phone
and then just like they call the alarm company, they'll
do it and you can stop like a huge flood
for like a censor like if it reaches a c level,
if it gets wet. If the thing gets wet, it
goes off. The one that Shannon was talking on Amazon

(02:42:14):
is good too, because it will just fire off the
loudest noise in the world, like.

Speaker 1 (02:42:19):
Evelyn, what's going on?

Speaker 39 (02:42:22):
Hi, good morning. I have a blessing in disguised story
to share.

Speaker 30 (02:42:25):
Yeah, So, my father in law.

Speaker 24 (02:42:28):
Was cleaning leaves off his roof several years.

Speaker 39 (02:42:30):
Ago and kind of fell and hurt his back and
decided to go to the er, and while he was there,
they did a scan and they saw something on his pancreas.
So we followed up and he ended up having pancreatic cancer.

Speaker 24 (02:42:41):
But because he found it early, he lived for like
over five years with it.

Speaker 44 (02:42:46):
Wow.

Speaker 24 (02:42:47):
Because he caught it so early.

Speaker 1 (02:42:49):
Wow, Thank God.

Speaker 3 (02:42:50):
Man, it's literally God looking out for you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:42:55):
There, right.

Speaker 39 (02:42:57):
Yeah, yeah, so it was a pretty crazy, but he
was glad he founded early so he could.

Speaker 36 (02:43:02):
Can I get treating her?

Speaker 1 (02:43:03):
Yeah, that's great. Falling off the root roof ain't so bad,
you know what I mean? What's going on, Samantha?

Speaker 19 (02:43:11):
Hi, So first time, long time. So I'm calling because
two days ago in our neighborhood there was an active shooter.
By random stroke of fate. My daughter decided to take
our dog for a walk and our house was actually shot.

Speaker 1 (02:43:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (02:43:40):
Wow, the scariest moment ever.

Speaker 1 (02:43:44):
Wow, Oh my god.

Speaker 19 (02:43:46):
That did they from Island. So our house, like, our
neighborhood is quiet, like nothing like that's ever happened in
our town. And some crazy guy just came and was
literally shooting each way, just at random, shooting houses, shooting
cars like craziness.

Speaker 1 (02:44:04):
Did they catch everybody? They did?

Speaker 33 (02:44:07):
It was just one guy.

Speaker 19 (02:44:09):
They caught him pretty much right away.

Speaker 14 (02:44:11):
Nobody was shot, nobody was hurt.

Speaker 12 (02:44:13):
It was just such a such a crazy blessing.

Speaker 26 (02:44:17):
Wow, and nobody got hurt.

Speaker 3 (02:44:19):
At the call man, Oh my God, said, that's thank
God for that. Michelle also had a shooting situation.

Speaker 1 (02:44:25):
Happened? What happened, Michelle?

Speaker 60 (02:44:28):
So my kids were little and they went to a school,
probably about a mile from our house. I had some
important banking I had to do. So I had pulled
into the bank parking lot and got a call from
the school that I needed to come pick up my son.

Speaker 1 (02:44:42):
He was sick.

Speaker 32 (02:44:42):
So I was irritated.

Speaker 60 (02:44:43):
I left, went to the school, picked him up. He
had to go right back to the bank to make
sure I made the deposit. Got back in the parking lot,
got another call from the school again my other kid
was sick. Left the parking lot, went back to the school,
picked him up. Was extremely irritated because there wasn't going
to be a to make this deposit. And it was
a good thing because the bank was being wrapped.

Speaker 6 (02:45:04):
Oh what.

Speaker 60 (02:45:07):
Yep, so very fortunate. The bank cooperated. The people that
were in the bank that we know said two of
them got shot. Actually I think both people quit after that.
But thank god that the school college.

Speaker 1 (02:45:26):
This ain't coincidence. That's happening absolutely. What's up, Ethan?

Speaker 61 (02:45:30):
Hey first some months time, So I was calling about
four almost five years ago. I was forced to go
on a family trip with my brother's girlfriend's family and
it was another banks and I did not want to
go because I didn't know anyone but my.

Speaker 1 (02:45:51):
Brother and my brother's girlfriend.

Speaker 25 (02:45:53):
So I was a little nervous.

Speaker 61 (02:45:54):
But I ended up meeting my current wife there, so
it kind of worked out on the end.

Speaker 2 (02:46:00):
That's a great story.

Speaker 1 (02:46:01):
That's a good one. That one, though, kind of doesn't
fit what we're talking about.

Speaker 31 (02:46:05):
His heart so he forced himself to go, and that.

Speaker 1 (02:46:09):
Doesn't really fit.

Speaker 3 (02:46:10):
Come on, I mean compared to the you know they
happened robbery one or the taking the dog for a
walk and I got a shot, I like it, Ethan,
I mean, yeah, I be honest with you, I'm like, going,
how did this guy get through?

Speaker 1 (02:46:27):
All right? Okay, thank you for the call. I appreciated
ev you sort of relationship being the other woman. You
will never be the only woman.

Speaker 6 (02:46:35):
Another world thing was War of the Roses.

Speaker 3 (02:46:39):
In the Morning, alright, is Mojo in the morning. Something
happened to me that was really embarrassing. And I know
that people have done this because we've talked about it
on the show and the stories are always crazy how
people have had it happened to the next level. So
I was at Kroger and I ran into one of
my neighbors while I was going and just picking some

(02:47:01):
stuff up, and they had two cartloads of stuff because
they were having a big party with a bunch of
family and stuff. You know, it's weird, like the carts
are big to have two cartloads. And I'm saying, pushing
one cart in front and pulling the cart behind. You know,
you got yourself some money when you're doing that, right,
I mean, that's pretty crazy, Like, you know, I would

(02:47:25):
have taken carts and I would have had them next
to each other and had them side by side, knocking
into people and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:47:30):
But she was doing this. So I said to her,
I go, how are you going to get all this
stuff to your car? Like what are you going to do?

Speaker 3 (02:47:38):
And she said, hey, could you help me? And I said,
no problem, I said, let me grab my stuff. You're
going up towards the front, goes check out, and then
what when you get one cartload full of all your packages,
I will put stuff in your car and then you
can go out in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (02:47:54):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 3 (02:47:55):
So we get up to the front, I check out
the store's I can out her stuff and they're loading
and the lady's putting stuff in the plastic bags and
you know, putting them in the cart. She grabs her
keyfob to her car. She drives a car just like yours,
have a Cherokee Grand Cherokee. And she opens it up

(02:48:16):
because the cars parked in the parking lot. I grab
the cart to go put groceries into the car. Go outside,
open up the door, you know the back liftgate, put
all the stuff inside the car, and all of a sudden, here, hey,
that's my car. And I turn around and I look
and I'm like, what I thought of? Somebody was messing
with me.

Speaker 1 (02:48:37):
And I turn around and it's a lady that's got
her hands up in the air, you know, the whole
hands up in the everything. Okay, that's my car.

Speaker 3 (02:48:44):
And I go like, I'm putting stuff in my neighbor's car.
The car is open, what the hell are the odds
that a the same greep jeep Grand Cherokee, which, by
the way, they must sell a crap out of those ones,
same color silver like a silver color. And the car
door is open open. She didn't the woman did not

(02:49:07):
lock her car. Who doesn't lock her car in this
day and age?

Speaker 1 (02:49:11):
Do you really?

Speaker 3 (02:49:12):
I don't left my keys. I don't left that boy alone.
So I got it, you know, to the point where
I'm like, oh crap. So I'm starting like pull the
stuff out. Then I'm thinking this woman's thinking I'm stealing
from her car. So she comes up and I explained
to her what's going on. She understands. The other one
is literally the next row over and just a little
bit further down. But then my neighbor starts coming out

(02:49:33):
with the other basketfall. Well, no, could you imagine this though?
How would you like to have that woman's life if
I would have put him in the car left? My
neighbor goes in and goes, where the hell are my packaging?
You see that you got all this stuff in there,

(02:49:55):
including a bunch of Briars ice cream, you know what
I mean, melted in the bag.

Speaker 7 (02:50:00):
I like the fact that she saw that you were
inquisitive and then turned your curiosity into help.

Speaker 3 (02:50:07):
Yes, and asked me, yeah, come, have you ever gotten
into the wrong car? Eight four four Mojo Live eight
four four, six, six five sixty five four eight how
many times? And by the way, the greatest thing, And
thank you to Mike Porter. I love you, Mike or recording.
Mike convinced me that I should look at this new

(02:50:27):
blue with this like white interior car, this Tahoe.

Speaker 1 (02:50:31):
It's nice. I think I'm the only one on the
road with the damn thing.

Speaker 3 (02:50:34):
Yeah, but when I had a black Tahoe, I would
walk up to black Tahos all the time, and I
would think I was going to get into him.

Speaker 2 (02:50:41):
You know, I got into the wrong when I had
my Traverse. Remember I had that white Traverse, and I
had gone into Michael's and went out into the parking
lot and opened the door, got in the car, put
my bags in the passenger seat, and I was like,
my car interior is not tan. I had got insane thing.
Somebody left the car unlocked. I had gotten in, that's crazy,

(02:51:04):
put my stuff in and realized I was in the
wrong car. And then you literally get out and you're
you're doing this? Her hands are up like I didn't
take anything from you. These are my bags.

Speaker 3 (02:51:12):
That is it.

Speaker 7 (02:51:13):
I had a girl one time get in the back
seat of my car because she thought I was the
uber because the uber.

Speaker 1 (02:51:18):
Was this same car as my car. Yeah, I'm turned around,
like what are you doing? She's like, are you my Uber?
I'm like no, I'm not. So Oh my god, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:51:26):
I've had that happen outside of twenty nine Nightclub and
Nova back in the day. I went out there to
go see Ashley next who was on our show at
the time, and she was doing a Friday night there
and I went out there in persons the same situation,
pulls on my back handle, thinking I was an uber.
What's up, Lisa, Hi, it's Mojoe in the morning, Martin,

(02:51:47):
what's happening?

Speaker 37 (02:51:47):
So I was.

Speaker 49 (02:51:49):
I was at myyer a couple of years ago and
I got into my what I thought was my journey
and I go to put my key in that wasn't working.

Speaker 26 (02:51:58):
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 49 (02:51:59):
I looked in the mirror and there's this little boy,
probably like eight years old, looking at me like.

Speaker 25 (02:52:04):
Big eyes, scared.

Speaker 11 (02:52:05):
Crap.

Speaker 49 (02:52:06):
List, and I didn't know what to do. I was like,
I'm so sorry, and I quick out out of the
car and shut the door.

Speaker 1 (02:52:11):
It was I was ober, what little boy in the
back of the car for.

Speaker 49 (02:52:17):
He was probably like eight years old, ten years old
maybe something like that. He didn't say anything, he just
was staring at me.

Speaker 10 (02:52:22):
Yeah, Oh, it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (02:52:24):
At least they cracked the window for the kid. Joanne,
what's up? It's Mojoe in the morning. Hi, Joanne.

Speaker 10 (02:52:30):
Hey, Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (02:52:32):
We're great? What's up?

Speaker 11 (02:52:34):
So I was amp.

Speaker 17 (02:52:35):
Myers also, and I was in the grocery line buying
something and I realized I didn't have my purse. So
I'm like, oh crap, what did I do? I left
it at home.

Speaker 13 (02:52:45):
So I run out to the car.

Speaker 17 (02:52:46):
I grab all the change out of the changeholder, run
in pay for it, come back out to the car,
realize there's all these bigs in the car. It's not
even my car that I took the change from.

Speaker 3 (02:52:56):
Oh my god, that's great. But they kept the change
in the same place that you kept your change.

Speaker 17 (02:53:05):
Yeah, it was like a little changeholder. It was like
the it was a vand I don't really remember the Pacific.

Speaker 1 (02:53:11):
I believe which one was cleaner? That car? Are yours?

Speaker 42 (02:53:15):
Mine?

Speaker 28 (02:53:16):
Which have more money than I looked in the bank
and there's all kinds of cramp and bags.

Speaker 3 (02:53:23):
You start judging them for how dirty their car is. Stephanie,
you left the grocery store, and what happened?

Speaker 28 (02:53:30):
So I walked out in my local grocery store and
it's one of those ones that had like a Starbucks
in it, and so I'm like walking out with like
my Starbucks.

Speaker 51 (02:53:41):
And so I'm coming out to go get in the car.

Speaker 28 (02:53:44):
So I coment to the driver's seat and like, you
know what, you're just like an autopilot. I go to
like put my drink like in like the cup holder,
and the person's actually there.

Speaker 1 (02:53:53):
Like, hey, can I tell you something?

Speaker 2 (02:54:00):
I feel that so much because half the time I
am so zoned out when I am grocery like running
all my errands, grocery shopping whatever. I would not have
noticed a person sitting there either. I really wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (02:54:11):
This one's going to brug This happened and it wasn't
just one person in the car, But what happened.

Speaker 17 (02:54:17):
Yes, I want to start off first time, long time.

Speaker 1 (02:54:22):
Look we got broke.

Speaker 16 (02:54:25):
So my boyfriend I was sitting in the passenger seat.

Speaker 13 (02:54:27):
He had to run into Kroger for something really quick.

Speaker 26 (02:54:30):
I'm sitting there.

Speaker 16 (02:54:31):
All of a sudden, I'm like, where is he.

Speaker 13 (02:54:33):
It's kind of taken a while.

Speaker 26 (02:54:35):
All of a sudden, he gets in the car.

Speaker 12 (02:54:36):
He is cracking up.

Speaker 24 (02:54:37):
I'm like, what happened?

Speaker 26 (02:54:39):
He gets in, He's like, I just got in the
same thing.

Speaker 13 (02:54:42):
Gee, grand Cherokee.

Speaker 40 (02:54:43):
Got in, sat down.

Speaker 26 (02:54:44):
There was a woman sitting in the passenger seat.

Speaker 15 (02:54:46):
In the backseat, a baby starts crying.

Speaker 42 (02:54:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 25 (02:54:51):
I'm thank god.

Speaker 11 (02:54:52):
Nowadays, it's like you.

Speaker 26 (02:54:53):
Have to be kind of careful.

Speaker 1 (02:54:55):
What did the woman do? What did she say to
him when he got in the car?

Speaker 10 (02:54:59):
He she said nothing.

Speaker 17 (02:55:00):
She just looked like she was about to pop pants.

Speaker 1 (02:55:04):
Wow, thank you for the call. What's going on, Hi, Chris?

Speaker 17 (02:55:09):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:55:10):
Hi there. What's happening Chris?

Speaker 37 (02:55:12):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (02:55:13):
Nothing, just driving to work?

Speaker 1 (02:55:14):
Yeah, Chris? What what? What was the story? Got in
the wrong car?

Speaker 15 (02:55:18):
Well, my sister and I went to.

Speaker 11 (02:55:20):
Little Caesars years ago to get pizza ready and she
went in.

Speaker 17 (02:55:26):
Yeah, so I'm sitting there watching her.

Speaker 28 (02:55:29):
Walk up with the pizza get him the car next
to me with the.

Speaker 26 (02:55:32):
Guys driving speech.

Speaker 25 (02:55:35):
Over and I left me so hard.

Speaker 26 (02:55:40):
Guys looking at.

Speaker 11 (02:55:41):
Her like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:55:45):
This guy thought it was his day. He's got a
hot girl and a hot pizza. That's great.

Speaker 28 (02:55:51):
It was awesome time.

Speaker 1 (02:55:56):
Chris.

Speaker 3 (02:55:58):
Thank you, Chris, appreciate you. This is a wild one.
These are great stories. These are all great stories. It's
so embarrassing when it happens Kim put our kid in
the wrong car. What happened, Kim?

Speaker 40 (02:56:14):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:56:15):
We're great? What's going on?

Speaker 16 (02:56:17):
Good?

Speaker 24 (02:56:17):
So, a couple of years.

Speaker 21 (02:56:18):
Ago, my son like two and a half, super efficient,
proficient kids. I used to just like open up the
back door and then say just buckle yourself in and
I go around get in.

Speaker 42 (02:56:29):
So I did.

Speaker 26 (02:56:30):
I went around and got in.

Speaker 13 (02:56:31):
The car, and he's just standing in the back seat
staring at me.

Speaker 51 (02:56:34):
I'm like, dude, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (02:56:35):
He goes, This is not our car.

Speaker 17 (02:56:40):
He goes, those are not our bags.

Speaker 21 (02:56:42):
That is not your purse.

Speaker 6 (02:56:44):
This is not.

Speaker 1 (02:56:47):
What people that leave their car doors open. Isn't that
crazy something?

Speaker 10 (02:56:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (02:56:55):
I know, I think it's the thing where I live,
but yeah, everything looking for some common stuff.

Speaker 20 (02:57:01):
In her perth I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:57:04):
I like Marie.

Speaker 3 (02:57:05):
Marie got into a car and saw pictures and realized
these weren't her pictures.

Speaker 1 (02:57:11):
Right, Is that right, Marie? I? Hey, so it was
the pictures that were the giveaway, right, Yes, the.

Speaker 47 (02:57:20):
Exact same car, exact same color, everything, and I the
keyfob worked on it.

Speaker 50 (02:57:27):
So I unlocked this car and unloaded my groceries and
got in.

Speaker 2 (02:57:33):
I've heard that before, only make so many different like
variations of that.

Speaker 52 (02:57:42):
I sat down and my boyfriend sat next to me,
and we're looking at photos of somebody's child.

Speaker 1 (02:57:49):
Oh my god, wait, what well? What kind of car
was it? Do you remember?

Speaker 50 (02:57:54):
Oh my goodness, it was a Ford Probe.

Speaker 3 (02:57:58):
I haven't heard about those in a long What a
horrible name for a car, the Probe, You know what
I mean. That's not like it was too old to
have a Kiva back in the day of the Probes.
You don't just think it any ignition. I think that honestly.
I think that they probably had him around at that time.

Speaker 1 (02:58:14):
But again, that was.

Speaker 3 (02:58:16):
Probably why it was so duplicated, duplicatable, because they didn't
have the technology. Uh if that's a word duplicatd wow,
I know I think I might be the smartest person
I've ever heard.

Speaker 9 (02:58:32):
That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

Speaker 1 (02:58:37):
One last call here either what's up? Heather? Hi, Heather, Hi,
TI time, What's.

Speaker 24 (02:58:49):
Happened happened to me?

Speaker 40 (02:58:50):
I think Meyer is evil because I was at a Meyer,
got my groceries, put him in my trunk. When to
return my cart, that's the way for me. Was another
black car just like mine, got in, noticed stuff on
the floor that wasn't mine. Must have security locks. I
couldn't get out of the car. It literally trapped me inside.

Speaker 54 (02:59:13):
Oh my god, Oh my god, like a million degrees outside,
and I'm trying to get out. So I'm banging on
the window and a car return guy comes by and
I'm asking him let me out.

Speaker 24 (02:59:25):
He's like, you're lying to me.

Speaker 10 (02:59:26):
I'm like, I can't get out.

Speaker 40 (02:59:28):
I didn't have my phone to call anybody.

Speaker 11 (02:59:31):
I'm like, you've got to let me out.

Speaker 21 (02:59:33):
Lady walks by.

Speaker 40 (02:59:34):
She thinks I'm crazy. I finally convinced him to open
the door and let me out. But it was the
most embarrassing side in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:59:41):
That's why they would they have child locks on or
something that it wouldn't let you out.

Speaker 7 (02:59:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 40 (02:59:46):
It let me open the door, so obviously it wasn't locked.
But it must have security measures that if you get
in and don't have that sob it locks the doors
on you.

Speaker 1 (02:59:55):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 30 (02:59:58):
After Tuesday, even the calendar says, wtf.

Speaker 2 (03:00:03):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 32 (03:00:06):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 37 (03:00:08):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (03:00:09):
Mojo in the morning. This was something I was going
to do in a trending news but I'm going to
do it now because I saw it and I thought it.

Speaker 1 (03:00:17):
Was too good.

Speaker 3 (03:00:17):
So this is trending on Reddit right now. What do
you think the craziest reason is why somebody would call
in sick to work. When I tell you this, I
want to ask the listeners if they think that this
is a legit reason to call in sick. Okay, this
is the actual letter that was sent to this person's boss.
It says, hi, and they blacked out the name. Feeling

(03:00:39):
a bit overwhelmed with all the work and my energy
feels a little off, so not getting the vibe right now. Again,
They're sending this to their boss, please don't miss me.
And then it goes into explaining what the stuff is
that they had to do for work. They called in sick.

(03:01:00):
They took a sick day because they said that their
energy was feeling a little bit off.

Speaker 2 (03:01:05):
Personal mental health day.

Speaker 3 (03:01:06):
I'm telling you, I mean, listen, I wish I had
the balls to do stuff like that that some of
like the the twenties something.

Speaker 2 (03:01:14):
So please don't miss me though. Don't you want people
to miss you when you're out so that yeah, the
job security, that's.

Speaker 1 (03:01:20):
Right, joking though, like, please don't miss me.

Speaker 3 (03:01:22):
I'm telling you though, Like I like, I don't think
ten years ago that you could call or you could
tell your boss.

Speaker 1 (03:01:28):
I'm taking the world has changed.

Speaker 2 (03:01:30):
My energy is off.

Speaker 1 (03:01:31):
I want to be like that. The world has changed, though.

Speaker 61 (03:01:34):
Man.

Speaker 7 (03:01:35):
You used to have to just suck it up, and
regardless of how you felt, you had a job to do,
you had a responsibility, you had an obligation.

Speaker 1 (03:01:42):
You got to go do your job. But honestly, I
give them somebody energy off. My energy has been off
all day and I've worked five and a half hours
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:01:52):
And it's been Yeah, you fine, years tired.

Speaker 1 (03:01:54):
I know what you're doing. I got no energy. I'm
so exhausting on what you're doing? All right? So here
here's the question.

Speaker 3 (03:02:00):
I ask, what is the craziest excuse somebody gave for
taking a sick day? Now, you get a sick day,
or you get days probably that where you're under the weather.
I don't think that I have ever taken and I've
taken sick days when I wasn't sick, but I don't
think I have ever used an excuse of hey, I'm
just taking the day, even though I probably can do
that and just say, hey, I just need a day whatever.

(03:02:22):
But there are so many times where people will come
up with their excuse and their excuse is either BS
or it could be legit.

Speaker 2 (03:02:30):
Why do you even need to say what why you
are taking your sick day? I'm taking a sick day.

Speaker 3 (03:02:37):
Funny thing is I always feel like I have to
explain myself because I think that people think i'm a
BS or you know, I'm the same.

Speaker 2 (03:02:43):
Right if I ever need to call off or something,
I'm like, this is what my voice actually sounds like,
because I need to be believed.

Speaker 1 (03:02:49):
Do you remember that when you done that? Forever?

Speaker 2 (03:02:53):
But also, I feel like you are allowed so many
sick days you don't need an exp just I am
taking a sick day.

Speaker 7 (03:03:00):
It's the same thing when you go pick your kids
up early for school and you got to sign them
out and they say, reason, yeah, coming to get my job.

Speaker 1 (03:03:08):
Can I tell you something.

Speaker 3 (03:03:09):
I have signed out Luke from school and said because
he's going to spend time with his dad today. And honestly,
I remember at his school the person in the front
office was like, good for you, that's great, like they
were cool with the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (03:03:22):
I just didn't feel like I needed to do. Like
he's going on to my friends.

Speaker 2 (03:03:27):
Her daughter out at the end of this last school
year because the UV was eight and she wrote that in.

Speaker 3 (03:03:31):
Them eight years eight four Tour Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. I'm taking
a day off today because my energy is a little
off with that. I mean, you have the day I
want to be. They give you days I want. But
you know, I know people that take all their sick

(03:03:51):
days and they and they take them all and they
don't in our company.

Speaker 2 (03:03:56):
They go over Like I just looked at mine because
I had to had to take off off some days
coming up.

Speaker 3 (03:04:02):
And when when I had my heart surgery, I had
so many sick days that I didn't have to do
a like extended leave.

Speaker 2 (03:04:10):
I did the same thing for a maternity leave. Yeah,
I just exhausted all my six days. But I was
still getting But.

Speaker 1 (03:04:14):
There are some people. Listen.

Speaker 3 (03:04:15):
We've had people who worked on the show that used
all their sick days. And I thought to myself, I'm like, man,
if you do ever eventually decide that you're going to,
you know, have a baby, you have no days.

Speaker 1 (03:04:25):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:04:26):
Like, you're getting unpaid. I don't think they don't give
you the pay. I don't think this company does it.

Speaker 7 (03:04:30):
But I used to work for companies where if you
were no longer employed there, they had to pay.

Speaker 1 (03:04:34):
You out the amount day.

Speaker 2 (03:04:37):
I heard of copanies that do that.

Speaker 1 (03:04:38):
They do I think that, Yeah, I think that they
might do that.

Speaker 3 (03:04:42):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six f four eight Give me a call or
I'm taking a random I'm gonna go Rando, Rando, Rando caller, Hi,
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:04:53):
Hello, good in morning.

Speaker 58 (03:04:56):
This is POF.

Speaker 39 (03:04:57):
I had a.

Speaker 3 (03:05:00):
In Yeah, it's your name. One more time I didn't
catch it. Fuck say it again? Your phone cut out?

Speaker 1 (03:05:07):
Again?

Speaker 9 (03:05:07):
Say it.

Speaker 1 (03:05:09):
Do U c K Puck, Puck, Puck, p U c
K puck. What's going on? Puck.

Speaker 17 (03:05:16):
I had a coworker come in once who called in
because they were tired and stressed.

Speaker 32 (03:05:22):
And this was during COVID.

Speaker 1 (03:05:23):
Well listen though, that's legit.

Speaker 31 (03:05:26):
Though I do think that's a legit. Yea reason to
not man.

Speaker 3 (03:05:30):
But when you're Puck and you're the one having to
do all the work, You're like, now you just made
me even more tired and more struct You're switching that
first letter, And I get, I get, and I get
why you would be like, hey, I'm calling in for
this one because it does.

Speaker 1 (03:05:44):
It falls on you. Now you're the person that has
to do all the extra work. What's up, Tina?

Speaker 30 (03:05:50):
Bye?

Speaker 50 (03:05:50):
Good morning, Good morning, guys, Good morning.

Speaker 51 (03:05:54):
So we had my husband and I have a plumbing company,
and on one of our job sites that I came
up to my husband and told him that he had
to go home because it's Tina's hurt.

Speaker 2 (03:06:05):
Again, just say you have to go home.

Speaker 3 (03:06:09):
That I would have I would have asked so many
questions about that FIC.

Speaker 16 (03:06:17):
My husband did ask a lot of questions.

Speaker 19 (03:06:19):
My husband doesn't have a social filter, so definitely had
a fun time with it.

Speaker 3 (03:06:24):
Oh my god, that's great, Miranda, what's up. It's Mojo
in the morning. We're talking about crazy six day excuses.

Speaker 1 (03:06:31):
Hey, first time mom, Milandez on the phone.

Speaker 20 (03:06:38):
Hey, so I had an old coworker who called insit
because her boyfriend had passed and she had a dashes
and she called in sick because she stilled them.

Speaker 1 (03:06:48):
Oh no them, Oh it sucks. Valid.

Speaker 10 (03:06:53):
Yeah, it's dallad, very valid, but also like, did she right?

Speaker 1 (03:07:00):
Please say to that I sign the picture. Sign the picture.

Speaker 3 (03:07:04):
I want to see it. And the penis guy send
a picture. What's going what's going on?

Speaker 1 (03:07:08):
Dennis? How you doing? Good? Good morning?

Speaker 8 (03:07:11):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (03:07:12):
We're good. We're talking about the craziest sick day excuses. Yeah.

Speaker 62 (03:07:17):
So, when I was an employer, or when I was
a manager at UPS, one of my employees texted me
one day and he basically sent me about a three
scroll page on I message about just some sob story.
And at the end of it I read that his
girlfriend kicked him out of the car and he's been
walking for the last five hours.

Speaker 1 (03:07:38):
That's the worst.

Speaker 62 (03:07:41):
Yeah, no, And it ended up being that he was
actually twenty minutes away because my boss saw him walking.

Speaker 1 (03:07:47):
Wow, you know what I would have said, We'll come
get you and we'll get you into work. You know,
I know this kid was a dope fiend or something.
I don't know. He was always itching and scratching. So
okay with that, Josh, what's happening. It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 12 (03:08:06):
Oh, just calling about an employee used to work for me,
and he called on the fourth of July and said
that he was running.

Speaker 50 (03:08:12):
Late because he was at the Secretary of State.

Speaker 1 (03:08:16):
Dummy?

Speaker 31 (03:08:19):
Did you call him out?

Speaker 8 (03:08:20):
Everything? Uh?

Speaker 10 (03:08:22):
Not on the phone?

Speaker 19 (03:08:24):
Wait until he got there and every employee.

Speaker 26 (03:08:26):
Called him out.

Speaker 1 (03:08:26):
Oh yes, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (03:08:28):
What a dummy.

Speaker 8 (03:08:29):
I think he never left.

Speaker 22 (03:08:31):
Let it down, it was.

Speaker 1 (03:08:34):
That's awesome. Hey, thanks, thank you for the call. We
appreciate it. If you can't sneak that in and I
sa at the end of.

Speaker 3 (03:08:42):
The conversation, I appreciate you, buddy. Oh my god, this
is crazy. Gina you there, Yes.

Speaker 10 (03:08:47):
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (03:08:48):
What was the story?

Speaker 10 (03:08:49):
Okay?

Speaker 27 (03:08:50):
So I worked in HR at a factory and I
had an employee of ours call in because he said
his niece died and when they took her to the
ornary that she woke up.

Speaker 1 (03:09:03):
Oh when they took her to know the.

Speaker 10 (03:09:07):
Corner.

Speaker 27 (03:09:09):
Yeah, And I was like, you are the you are
the biggest liar ever.

Speaker 24 (03:09:12):
I was like, so annoyed with this guy.

Speaker 13 (03:09:14):
And then I got home that night and I was
watching the news and it was actually true. This was
like a couple of years ago.

Speaker 27 (03:09:24):
And I don't know what happened. I guess she had
a seizure and they thought she had passed and she
did not pass.

Speaker 1 (03:09:31):
Oh my god, you thought. Did you feel horrible not believing?

Speaker 37 (03:09:34):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (03:09:34):
I was.

Speaker 1 (03:09:35):
I was so.

Speaker 18 (03:09:36):
Mortified because I was really rude to him.

Speaker 1 (03:09:39):
Oh that's so.

Speaker 30 (03:09:42):
Here's to another year of pretending you like everybody you
work with. Happy New Year from Mojo in the Morning

Speaker 59 (03:09:49):
Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit,
Toledo in West Michigan's Mojo in the Morning