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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Oh say,
we have friends staying at our house and I wanted
to do uh, to bring this up. I was going
to bring it up on yesterday show and I think
they even teased it, uh, but I didn't get it
around to it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So we have friends that are staying with us right now.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And can you guys tell me if I am in
the wrong on this one, and don't just side with
Chelsea just because you're afraid of her Shannon.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Or Anna who is a kiss ass to her Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right, So, we have another couple that is staying with us,
and they're staying with us for a few days, and
it's been fun with them there. I have, for some reason,
have I hit a point in my life once I
got over fifty years old I started feeling this way.
I have no problem with taking my clothes off and
being naked. Chelsea thinks that it's very weird. I should
have my clothes on all the time. Look at me.
(00:52):
I probably should. So they're staying in our house. I
go to the bedroom to go change and now our
bedroom is an on our first floor, so we have
a first floor master bedroom. These guys are all in
the living area, our great room and stuff where the
TV is. I go into the great room and I
am in the master and so I'm in there and
(01:14):
I'm changing and Chelsea comes in and goes, hey, close
the door. And I said to her, what are you
talking about? I said, first off, I'm in the bathroom
of our bedroom. And she goes, but they could walk
in here at any time. And I said to her, go, no,
they can't. You don't walk into somebody's master, bathroom or bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You know what I mean, you do you stay out
of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And she goes, you can't just be naked sitting inside
of hair while they're out there.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
We have guests that are here.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And I said to her, go, Chelsea, I could be
naked wherever I want in my house. It's my house,
but it's my bedroom. And when you're in a when
you're in a your home, your bedroom is your safe exactly.
So Chelsea was yelling at me all about this, and
then she claimed, call Chelsea up. Will you call her
(02:02):
up Lydia please, Chelsea says. Chelsea then claims that they
can see me because there's a mirror at the front
of the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I mean, your bedroom is very close to the group.
It's right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But she claims that I'm going to be by the mirror,
and the mirror is going to reflect or the window
that the you know, is going to reflect out, and
they're going to see like me walking around. I personally
think this if I go to your house, like if
I go to Shannon's house or Kevin, I've never been
invited to your place. You have, you just can't come here.
If I see that your bedroom door is open, I'm
not going near your bedroom. I don't even care if
(02:37):
you have a bathroom in there that I need to use.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
First thing, though, did we test the theory if from
wherever they were they could see the reflection of you.
I have not tested it that you don't need to
be in my bare room. If you're a guest, you
stay in guest areas. My bedroom isn't a guest area.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hold on, Chelsea, Yes, Chelsea, are you naked in the
bathroom right now?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And do you have the door closed?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I am in the bathroom putting eye patches on my eyes,
and I'm going to clean out my closet.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But are you Do you have the door closed so
that nobody can see you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No one's here to see me, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But I'm talking about the argument that we had over
having guests stay with us, and you you claiming that
they could see me naked. It's my bedroom. They cannot
see me naked. They're not supposed to look inside there.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Okay. So let's just clear this up. You do it
all of the time. You will be naked and be
naked when no one's here, especially when I'm gone. Do
what all you want, please, But when we have company
and there is the time I'm talking about is when
(03:58):
there was is a big mirror and by the door,
and people could walk by the door and see you naked,
and your was it's my room.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Don't look exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Just just shut the door. It's not hard to shut
the door.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
If I was at their house and they were naked,
I would not be well.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And maybe maybe maybe I would peek in there.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't know, good looking friends, but no, but if
I if I was there, I would not be looking
in there for the sake that I could see something
that I shouldn't see.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Humans, though, you know you just kind of look anyway
to see that there's a door open. No one's thinking
to themselves like, ooh, let me see were going to
see it naked, because that would be the last thing
they would expect. What happened was when I walked in
and go naked and the doors open and they're right
outside the door. Not of fact someone was cut twice.
(05:04):
This has happened when someone's going to come in the
room with me to grab something. And then I had
to turn around and scream I was on fire.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I'm with Chelse, and I know Mocho's gonna say I'm
being a kiss ass.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But she even admituted yesterday. She goes, you know what
I love about Anna? Anna is such a positive person
with me.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
She made let me.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Tell my story. Okay, So when I was maybe like ten,
I was at my best friend's house and I ran
upstairs to get something out of my best friend's room
and I saw her dad in his room in his underwear.
And that was it. And I will never forget that,
such as the question seared in my head.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Let's ask a question, who did you see naked that
you did not want to see naked? You got to
call us up. You saw your friend's dad best friend's dad.
Is being in the underwear as bad as being naked.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
I mean they were not they were little underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, my grandma TV's One day, I.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Pass the ways above the way like a weeping willow tree.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I am so bad about shutting my door always whether
there's people, and how it's so bad and everybody in
my house has learned the hard way.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And yeah, what about that?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He has learned the hard way not to walk into
the room anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you think he seeks out to see it? No,
but he did, and it was so uncomfortable. He did
it so awkward about you.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Was in the room too as well, So you know
he's like, what he thought it was hysterical? He thought
it was hysterical. But I you know, it is a
lesson learned for everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Step mom, No, that's not to walk into Listen. I
want you to know that I've learned that in life.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I used to be the guy that used to go
to an all guys Catholic school and I wouldn't even
shower with the other guys because I was so embarrassed
about my penis size. That now I don't care anymore.
Hold On ken Yetta has a question. What's your what's
your question? Ken Yetta, She's on the line at Ford, Chelse,
Thank Cholsey.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (07:29):
How are you?
Speaker 10 (07:30):
I'm great?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
The bathroom door.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Closed, Uh, well, it depends I did have it closed
at sometimes, right, Chelsea?
Speaker 11 (07:39):
No, you know?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, Kenyatta, it's my bathroom and it's my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I can be naked if I want to.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hey, ken Yetta, who's the wildest person you ever saw?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Naked?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
BiH It is funny when Anna brought up the idea
that she saw her her friend's dads in his underwear.
I will never forget seeing mister Barrett's dog. The first
mister Barrett is Tom. Chelsea knows Tom. Tom Barrett one
(08:18):
of my best buddy's dads. Look, we all went to
go play basketball together at our school at Saint Michael's,
and he went into the locker room to go change
into his clothes. And I walked in, not realizing that
he was going to be in there. And he turns
around and it was like an elephant.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Why was he?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Nick?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Was he was putting on his shorts? What's going on?
Speaker 12 (08:40):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How you doing? White guys can do that?
Speaker 13 (08:52):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
You play ball with no draws guard me, No, get
off me, sir, Go ahead, Nick, What were you calling for?
Speaker 10 (09:06):
So my buddy used to live with his grandma. She
was almost ninety and one time she didn't close the
bathroom door and when she stood up from the toilet
he saw her bar. Every time he tells the story
and he calls it her morale mushroom.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Looking at Oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Jeez, thank you for the call. Nick. What's up? How
you doing, Candas, How are you good? How are you good? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:34):
Good.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Growing up, we always went up north with my grandpa
and my best friend and I were on the top bed,
both bed and we look out the window and my
grandpa just haves his you know what, wally being here hanging.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Out, don't care exactly and it was a site that
will never ever forget.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
And being young, they hungblow.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I want to know who's hung lower your grandpa's penis ord.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And grandma house right now? All right, Chelsea, I love you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'll talk to you later, Trish, Trisha, Yes, who did
you see naked?
Speaker 14 (10:21):
My boss?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I'll say what
did you say?
Speaker 15 (10:28):
My employer, my boss, the owner.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
Where I work?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You saw him not naked, you said, but in his underwear.
Speaker 14 (10:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
So I don't want to say where.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I work because I wouldn't ask you. I don't want
you don't want to. Although I don't think you're getting
in trouble. I think he is putting it. Why why
was he in his underwear? Do you work at the
University of Michigan.
Speaker 15 (10:50):
No, but he him and another employee were doing this
weight lot. They're still doing it actually, but this weight
loss thing, and so they weigh in and he had
to make weight, and so.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
He was in his They were in his office doing that,
and I walked by because my office is close to
his office and his doors open, Mojo God, and he
was in his underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
Well, I mean he's also my father in law, So yeah,
that's I definitely and also the first time long time.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That is yet picture.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I thought this was a perfect call for my.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Friend speaking of father in law. Hold on, Aaron walked
in on your father in law too, Is that right?
Speaker 13 (11:51):
Erin Yeah, it was a few years ago and my
mother in law was needed something from her bedroom and
she asked me to go get it, and she was like,
don't worry.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Dad's sleeping, don't worry about it. And so I went
in there.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I didn't knock or anything, and I happened to walk.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
In at the moment that he was getting up to
go to the bathroom, and he was in some teeny
tiny tidy white.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
What's up with father in laws wearing tidy whities like
jockey underwear.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Like they that's I don't think anybody does that below
the age of sixty.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Why why are you My father in law's in his
seventies now.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So, yeah, he was definitely it is horrible boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, hold on, this is worse, Matt.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You saw your aunt not only naked, but what did you.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Say she was doing this? No, it was her boyfriend
at the time.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What were you doing? Why were you looking in at
your aunt having sex?
Speaker 12 (12:55):
Well?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
I didn't want to look. Yeah, I just so happened.
I was at home eating a bowl of cereal, watch cartoons,
got down on my cereal, walk into the kitchen. I
got to walk past her room to get to the kitchen.
I walk past her room and I hear a slapping sound,
(13:19):
nothing of it. Go put my cereal bowl in the
in the sink. Turn around by they go back to
the living room to watch some more cartoons. I heard
the slapping sound again, and the bedroom door is cracked.
It's not open, but it's cracked. And you know kid
(13:40):
s Ae Currie, so uh teack in and.
Speaker 16 (13:47):
Relaction smacking the booty? No, no, yeah, she has still
to this day. Doesn't your aunt know that you've seen
her get her booty slapped?
Speaker 14 (14:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
And I'll let's call it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
When you're telling that story, at first, I'm going, why
is a grown man eating a bowl of cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Standard for?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I know, my god, that's crazy, what a crazy story?
Hold on, last one, Tashare you there, Tasha?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Yes, that's there, Tasha.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You saw the wildest person I think anybody could see naked,
because you'd never think that you would see this.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What did you see?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
I saw my daughter's principal.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How in the heck did that happen?
Speaker 11 (14:37):
Well, it was after school and I walked past his
office and he was in a compromising position with another teacher.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh my scandal. Yes, and so what did you do?
Did you take that to the superintendent or what'd you do?
Speaker 12 (14:57):
I didn't.
Speaker 11 (14:59):
I was kind of taking him back because it was unexpected.
So what I did was when I was walking through
the hall, I was talking really loud to let them
know that we can see you. Somebody is in the hallway.
And then maybe three or four minutes later, both of
them came out looking all dishevel.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh my god, that's crazy man. Yeah, certain sights. Oh,
and Lydia says, I must take Leonard. Okay, Leonard, I
must take you. Why is that.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
So?
Speaker 14 (15:33):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (15:35):
My grandpa used to just sit and get jump all
the time and watch his warror movies. Well, my grandma
caught me to come over and come and take him up.
He fell down back in the bedroom, and she was older.
She can't pick him up. So I go over there
and I'm trying to give him up, and I'm trying
to explain to someone what I'm gonna do it pick
him up because he drunk. I give him up and
(15:57):
we are face to face, and all of a sudden
in his pants just fall down because he had that
phase where he just worked for Jamas all the time
and his thing is sitting right on my thick No
oh no, I started calling my grandma and.
Speaker 17 (16:13):
Grandma right he said, I'm not texting Don James.
Speaker 13 (16:28):
You're done.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh that's it. All right, Leonards, thank you for the call.
Take care of yourself.