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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo on the morning show. So we're
(00:01):
getting some things done around the house. You know, when
you do things around your house, it is a complete
waste of money, right, just an absolute waste. I wish
I could sell my house and rent. I would love
to just be in an apartment. It just sounds like
a dream to me. Again just because of everything breaks
and stuff. But so we're getting some landscaping stuff done,
(00:23):
things that we haven't done since we moved into the house.
And we've been in our house since Luke was a baby.
So we're having and this is actually kind of a
cool thing. We have these people doing some landscaping for us,
and the crew is all women. It's the first time
I've ever had had that before.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is it like a women owned business where this is
the thing or it just so happens it's all women.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, it's actually a guy that owns the business, but
it's all women that do it. But it's all they're
all part of it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, it's actually, honestly, I'll be quite honest with you,
it's an amazing thing. Except for when I tell this story,
it's gonna make people laugh thinking that women shouldn't be
doing this, okay, all right, Trea Lightley, I'm gonna be
very careful on this whole deal.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So we're getting work done around our house, like clean
up stuff, and then we're taking some stuff out, plants out,
and then we're putting some new ones in just because
over time weather has kind of destroyed the snow and
things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I destroyed some of these bushes and stuff. So long story.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Short, the woman who's the head of the crew, the
one that's the foreman of the crew, or for a
woman of the crew, she sends me a text message
to show me the progress that was made. Because I
wasn't home and the text message came to me and
the first picture was this amazing looking picture of what
(01:45):
the everything looked like. I was like, oh my god,
this looks amazing. And then two or three more pictures
come my way, and this is where the funny part comes.
She writes down, I cut a little shape into those
plants that they look better. I think they look great.
So I write her a text back because of these
other couple of pictures come in. I go, looks great,
(02:08):
but these picks are all of my neighbors. She goes,
Oh my god, I thought that was yours.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Sorry, shut up. All the work they did was at
your neighbor's house.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And she's got the female emoji with her hand over
her head, and I said, that's okay. The neighbor in
the one house hates trimming, though, so she might get
a little mad.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'll just deal with that. The other neighbor, I think,
is gonna love what you did for them.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I wish you were my neighbor.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I got a free job on hers. How do you
get the wrong house?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think that what happens is, you know, it's like
you know how in the Midwest you don't know whose
house is whose house, Like you don't know who's you
can't tell, Like the property lines.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Your neighborhood's funky too, because you where's your address?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Is it on your house or.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's on the house, it's on the outside of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm trying to think, So sometimes those are hard to see,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Want your mailbox too.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
And your mailboxes out it's right out and front. So
they genuinely.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
She did get she did get most of mine, like
she got done. But the funny thing is, though you're
exactly right, like if this was mine, I would totally
think that that would be Oh my god, this is
the greatest.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's got somebody to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, But I'm waiting for the one neighbor and I
apologize to uh to them. But I'm hoping that she
doesn't get mad. But it looks nice, It kind of
looks it's fun.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hasn't happened to me that happens to me with deliveries
and stuff? Because my address doesn't make sense where my
front door is not on the street where my address is.
I don't know why it is that way, but because
I live on a corner, but my front door is
on the street is totally different street.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And by the way, I don't know why they did
it that way.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I kid, I kid a kid when I when I
talk about that it's a bunch of women. That was
Chelsea was so mad at me when I when I
made that joke. I haven't had I haven't had any correspondence.
I'm hoping that they're away for a summer vacation.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's stories about this with people like are getting a
new roof, Oh my god, and they do.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Has that ever happened?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
They start taking shingles off the wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Dave, what's up. It's Mojo in the morning. High.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Hey, I just wanted to make a comment.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I had a neighbor that had his house painted, and
when he.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Came home from work, he asked who did the job?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And I told him what company did it? And they
painted the wrong house?
Speaker 7 (04:40):
No, yes they did.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
That was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
He left it. But how much wasn't real happy?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
How much painting did they do in How drastic of
a change was it for him?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
It was it was a little lighter.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
He had a light blue house and now it was
like a light gray.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh it was. It was all right, but it was
just funny. He came home and wanted to know who
painted his house. That that to me, I'm not gonna
lie to you. That to me would be a dream
come true.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No matter if you painted my house pink, I would
be like, oh god, I don't have to pay for it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What's up, Paul, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Good morning. So I used to fertilize for a different
company and every time I would pull up to a
wrong house, the customer was sitting stare out their window,
and I'd be like, why is this guy staring at me?
And then I finished the application here they come out, Hey, buddy,
I think you're at the wrong house. Thanks for the free.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Course.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Is at that job with salary and so anytime I
did that come out of my picture.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's like, that's like getting the door dash delivered your
house and it's the wrong address. I grabbed that thing
as fast as I can and start chawing on it.
What's Michelle?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
How you doing done?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh? This is I'm great. This is a big one, Michelle.
What happened?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I owned a roofing company with my husband, and we
got a phone call saying my neighbors got done but
mine didn't. And yeah, there riffing company's crew went and
did the wrong house. So we had to eat that,
which is not cheap man redo the neighbor's house.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh my god, Michelle, that's crazy. That's unbelievable, Michelle. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
But the kicker is the people were home and they
came out said hi to our crew, ate some waters
and stuff. How it happened?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
They never call that's awesome. Oh my god. Oh that's funny, Michelle,
this is funny. Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I got Mickey on the phone with a similar story.
But what happened, Mickey High.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Good morning. I called for an estimate for a roof replacement,
and I had gone out to do some errands. They
were going to leave the estimate in my mailbox. I
come home to find all these guys on my roof.
It's gone. They've torn it off.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They didn't do an estimate, they just ripped your roof off.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
The owner had confused the address with another one and
they it was gone. And I went, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Did you get a free roof?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Well I could have, but I did pay for some
of it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
My husband didn't want me to, but I said, I
can't not give them some money
All right, it's Mojo on the morning show. So we're
(00:01):
getting some things done around the house. You know, when
you do things around your house, it is a complete
waste of money, right, just an absolute waste. I wish
I could sell my house and rent. I would love
to just be in an apartment. It just sounds like
a dream to me. Again just because of everything breaks
and stuff. But so we're getting some landscaping stuff done,
(00:23):
things that we haven't done since we moved into the house.
And we've been in our house since Luke was a baby.
So we're having and this is actually kind of a
cool thing. We have these people doing some landscaping for us,
and the crew is all women. It's the first time
I've ever had had that before.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is it like a women owned business where this is
the thing or it just so happens it's all women.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, it's actually a guy that owns the business, but
it's all women that do it. But it's all they're
all part of it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, it's actually, honestly, I'll be quite honest with you,
it's an amazing thing. Except for when I tell this story,
it's gonna make people laugh thinking that women shouldn't be
doing this, okay, all right, Trea Lightley, I'm gonna be
very careful on this whole deal.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So we're getting work done around our house, like clean
up stuff, and then we're taking some stuff out, plants out,
and then we're putting some new ones in just because
over time weather has kind of destroyed the snow and
things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I destroyed some of these bushes and stuff. So long story.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Short, the woman who's the head of the crew, the
one that's the foreman of the crew, or for a
woman of the crew, she sends me a text message
to show me the progress that was made. Because I
wasn't home and the text message came to me and
the first picture was this amazing looking picture of what
(01:45):
the everything looked like. I was like, oh my god,
this looks amazing. And then two or three more pictures
come my way, and this is where the funny part comes.
She writes down, I cut a little shape into those
plants that they look better. I think they look great.
So I write her a text back because of these
other couple of pictures come in. I go, looks great,
(02:08):
but these picks are all of my neighbors. She goes,
Oh my god, I thought that was yours.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Sorry, shut up. All the work they did was at
your neighbor's house.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And she's got the female emoji with her hand over
her head, and I said, that's okay. The neighbor in
the one house hates trimming, though, so she might get
a little mad.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'll just deal with that. The other neighbor, I think,
is gonna love what you did for them.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I wish you were my neighbor.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I got a free job on hers. How do you
get the wrong house?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think that what happens is, you know, it's like
you know how in the Midwest you don't know whose
house is whose house, Like you don't know who's you
can't tell, Like the property lines.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Your neighborhood's funky too, because you where's your address?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Is it on your house or.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's on the house, it's on the outside of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm trying to think, So sometimes those are hard to see,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Want your mailbox too.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
And your mailboxes out it's right out and front. So
they genuinely.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
She did get she did get most of mine, like
she got done. But the funny thing is, though you're
exactly right, like if this was mine, I would totally
think that that would be Oh my god, this is
the greatest.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's got somebody to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, But I'm waiting for the one neighbor and I
apologize to uh to them. But I'm hoping that she
doesn't get mad. But it looks nice, It kind of
looks it's fun.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hasn't happened to me that happens to me with deliveries
and stuff? Because my address doesn't make sense where my
front door is not on the street where my address is.
I don't know why it is that way, but because
I live on a corner, but my front door is
on the street is totally different street.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And by the way, I don't know why they did
it that way.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I kid, I kid a kid when I when I
talk about that it's a bunch of women. That was
Chelsea was so mad at me when I when I
made that joke. I haven't had I haven't had any correspondence.
I'm hoping that they're away for a summer vacation.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's stories about this with people like are getting a
new roof, Oh my god, and they do.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Has that ever happened?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
They start taking shingles off the wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Dave, what's up. It's Mojo in the morning. High.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Hey, I just wanted to make a comment.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I had a neighbor that had his house painted, and
when he.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Came home from work, he asked who did the job?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And I told him what company did it? And they
painted the wrong house?
Speaker 7 (04:40):
No, yes they did.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
That was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
He left it. But how much wasn't real happy?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
How much painting did they do in How drastic of
a change was it for him?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
It was it was a little lighter.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
He had a light blue house and now it was
like a light gray.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh it was. It was all right, but it was
just funny. He came home and wanted to know who
painted his house. That that to me, I'm not gonna
lie to you. That to me would be a dream
come true.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No matter if you painted my house pink, I would
be like, oh god, I don't have to pay for it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What's up, Paul, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Good morning. So I used to fertilize for a different
company and every time I would pull up to a
wrong house, the customer was sitting stare out their window,
and I'd be like, why is this guy staring at me?
And then I finished the application here they come out, Hey, buddy,
I think you're at the wrong house. Thanks for the free.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Course.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Is at that job with salary and so anytime I
did that come out of my picture.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's like, that's like getting the door dash delivered your
house and it's the wrong address. I grabbed that thing
as fast as I can and start chawing on it.
What's Michelle?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
How you doing done?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh? This is I'm great. This is a big one, Michelle.
What happened?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I owned a roofing company with my husband, and we
got a phone call saying my neighbors got done but
mine didn't. And yeah, there riffing company's crew went and
did the wrong house. So we had to eat that,
which is not cheap man redo the neighbor's house.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh my god, Michelle, that's crazy. That's unbelievable, Michelle. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
But the kicker is the people were home and they
came out said hi to our crew, ate some waters
and stuff. How it happened?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
They never call that's awesome. Oh my god. Oh that's funny, Michelle,
this is funny. Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I got Mickey on the phone with a similar story.
But what happened, Mickey High.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Good morning. I called for an estimate for a roof replacement,
and I had gone out to do some errands. They
were going to leave the estimate in my mailbox. I
come home to find all these guys on my roof.
It's gone. They've torn it off.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They didn't do an estimate, they just ripped your roof off.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
The owner had confused the address with another one and
they it was gone. And I went, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Did you get a free roof?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Well I could have, but I did pay for some
of it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
My husband didn't want me to, but I said, I
can't not give them some money
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