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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To lighten the mood just a little bit. Although this
was really not a lighting the mood type of a situation.
It got a little bit crazy. Did I tell you,
guys a story about my friend. I won't say his name,
but I tell you the story about my friend who
had somebody very very nice make him some cookies. And
the cookies were delicious. The problem was the fact that

(00:26):
when he got the big bag of cookies from the
friends that said, hey, I just wanted to give you
these cookies, as you know, kind of a way to
make you feel better. Because he was kind of, you know,
dealing with a little bit of stuff as a pick
me up, He brought them home to share with his
entire family, not asking his friends.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
If the cookies.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Contained any kind of of I say illegal. It is legal,
now legal narcotic, but a narcotic inside. My buddy got Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Cookies, shut the door.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not realizing they were Pod cookies, and gave them to
his family or put them on the counter at his house,
to which his wife and his kids all tried, oh my,
and then they started feeling something because he didn't try
any of the cookies yet, and they started feeling something,
and then called him up and said, oh my god,

(01:18):
there's something in these cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Has that ever happened to anybody? Because it happened to him.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, and then worst is when it happens and it's
your child that tries, right, yeah, and one of.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Your kids tries it.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Because I'm not going to say that these people are
out of the ordinary. If you or I brought cookies
home to kids would go to town. I mean, seriously,
I have five cookies in there, and that's one of
those ones where you don't want five cookies. If you've
ever had pot cookies or the kids, well, eventually they
are And that's the only reason, and that's the reason
why I bring it up.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I wouldn't bring it up if it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And obviously I'm keeping it anonymous because they don't want
to tell the person's business without them being okay with it.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
But yeah, yeah, and this is this is wild.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
And I don't know if you guys have ever experienced
somebody get high and not realizing it.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We did it with our dog.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
We didn't remember that story where Henry got a hold
of Jed's weed pen.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yes. And the funniest videos on Instagram My favorite, my
favorite moment of that entire We had to take them
to the Henry's our dog by the way, now their child.
We had to take them to the emergency Vet, which
is like eight billion dollars to go in there just
for one visit. And the best was when the doctors
called out to the waiting room and said, are Henry's
parents here? And Chelsea and I pop right up and

(02:36):
the person says, from they don't have hip, I guess
with dogs. They saved them the time. Do you guys
have pot at home? No?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
It counds with my dad.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
My sister gave my dad, this was a few years ago.
Gave my dad like a zip bloc baggie full of
pretzel nuggets and didn't either didn't tell him that they
were pot pretzels or he just didn't hear her when
she told him. He ate the bag and then went
outside and mowed his lawn and then figured out what

(03:08):
had happened, and he said he was sending us pictures
of the lawn. Was like zig, He's like, I knew
something was wrong.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
We have all snacks and ziploc bags. We got to
talk your kid. That's a whole different. How many times
have we had people bring food in to us here.
I'm telling you we're gonna get drugged one day.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's got you.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Gotta tell people that you put drugs and stuff though
you can't just put drug cookies on the tape.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Well, think of all the candy that cute little shot
brought shout out, and I thought, could you imagine if
this was it was all edibles and we were shoving
our faces with it?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Have you seen me rubbing the wall? I just know
something to happen. By the way, I want to see
Tim Murphy stoned. I want to see that about it? Danielle,
what's going on? It's mo Joe in the morning.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Hi, Mojo. I was cleaning my daughter's room and she
was her first year in college, and I was just
picking up some dirty clothes and she had a bag
of gummy Life Savers in there, so I.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Popped a few in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I was going about.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I popped a few.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
More in my mouth and did not realize if they.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Were cannabis gummies until about a half hour later when
I was talking to my mother in law on the phone,
and then all of a sudden, I became incoherent. When
I was talking to her to hang up, and ran
downstairs to my husband and said, oh my god, I
think these.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Are puck me where you'd struggle. You were struggling a
little bit, weren't you.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I was hugely on the struggle bus, and had I
not experienced it.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Before, I would probably taken myself.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
You to the hospital clod clothes.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
By the way, your mother in law must have loved
that conversation.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Well, thank god.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
My mother in law is very hard of hearing, so
I was able to get up the conversation.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Fans, that's great.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
This was about six thirty in the afternoon.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
And when I told my husband, his first response was,
why would you take candy from your kids? If there's
candy it, Karen, you just need it sometimes.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
If is there, you just grab it candy from a baby.
What's up, lindsay, hey.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
First time long?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I love it your real name, but I.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Have to be anonymous.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (05:37):
I was drugged with fudge weed brownies on Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Christmas who made the fudge weed brownies?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
She picked them up at a store, didn't tell us
there was a weed in it, and we were playing
monopoly and she brought it out and asked if we
want to fudge and I said, of course, it's Christmas.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
By the way, speaking of fudge, Gee, you know what
would be the greatest thing ever to be on mckinaw
Island stoned with all that fudge that's on that island.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh my god, it would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
That would be the greatest Christmas prank. How parents love
to like play, well not play, but you know if
that person Kimmel pranks is always and the kids help
big cookies for Santa, you just put a little something
in there. Yeah, see how kids react. That would give
me a little extra Ho ho ho, what's up?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
D Hey?

Speaker 9 (06:23):
So I had I had ate a whole we we talked,
ate a whole candy bar and I ended up crossing
the train tracks where you're not supposed to cross.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
My car got.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Dog the best? No, are you did you get the
car on?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No?

Speaker 9 (06:46):
It was it was an abandoned track so there was
no train. But yeah, I ended up having a call
and he pulled me out.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wow, you know what did he know you were?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
You thought he thought it was crazy, But.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You should be calling us up in about an hour
from now when we do our whiz Kaliva contest that
might actually win you a prize.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Uh, Courtney, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (07:11):
A few years ago, my brother made weed cake pops
and brought them to the family Thanksgiving, and you didn't tell.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Anybody except for one cousin, and then I had to
make sure we brought extra for all the kids.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh God, he.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Sit back and just watch or do he indulge as well?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
He was laughing the whole time. And that's how somebody.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Knew that something was off.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You know what's funny, though, you gotta tell somebody you
got you're gonna especially with kids and things like that,
you never know if they're That's why person when we
have like people come over to our house, they'll always say,
this is the adult table, this is the kid table.
And I'm like, we're not doing adult kids stuff because
the problem is the kids will always eat off the
adult table. They're going to go right to it table exactly. Freddy,

(08:01):
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Good morning, A long, long time first time caller.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Where are you from, Freddy?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I am in Shelby Township.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Nice to talk to you, buddy. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
So? One year my cousin brought over Lace Chrispy Kreme,
not Christmas Kreme, Rice, Christy.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Tree Rice, Chrispy Trees.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yes, yes, I had some saved. And my mom just
had surgery on her shoulder and she was going through
some stuff, emotional stuff, and I was like, man, my
mom needs to relax if I can only sneak some
for her. So she took a big bite and I'm like, perfect.
Well it started kicking in. She was, do you guys
know the Facebook Portal that's in like the kitchen where

(08:48):
you can talk to people from like Facebook Messenger and
it follows you around.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wait, what what is it? Like an Alexa or something.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's a huge It's a huge, like like twelve inch
screen that you can plug into your kitchen or anywhere
you connect your Facebook and YouTube. Andy, Yeah, it's called
Facebook Portal. She got it as a birthday gift, and
it follows you around when you're.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
In the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
So if you're talking to family members on like Facebook
Messenger video, it follows you around or follows your voice
so that you can hands free do stuff while you're
talking on it. Anyway, cool. My mom was talking to
then my fiance, and it kicked in, and my mom
just zoned out staring at her, and she screamed. She
thought my fiance jumped out of the portal.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Her prejud.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
She started running around the house thinking that my fiance
was here from over. I had to calm her down,
give her water, and I threw her in a guest bedroom.
She passed out, woke up like a zombie seeming for food.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Have you ever that high that you started talking to
your TV like it was a human. It's the best.
That is a great story, Freddy. I love that story.
Hold on, Anna, are you there? Anna? I'm here, Hi, Anna,
what's going on?

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (10:14):
My husband went golfing and eased my lunchbucks, and when
I went to work at a school, I ate my
lunch and whatever. It was all great. On my way home,
I was like, oh, I'm still hungry. So I thought
there was a gear Deli chocolate inside of the bag,
and so I ate it. Subsequently, in my hour right home,

(10:35):
I called him and said that someone had roofed me,
and he, uh, yeah, it was it. I would never
have consumed that, but yeah, he thought it was hysterical.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh my god. And again this was a chocolate that
was How did you get that chocolate?

Speaker 7 (10:53):
He went to play golf and he put it in
his bag. Oh geez, I didn't know it was I
didn't know what was still in there, and I didn't
know it was even so I was, oh, yeah, she
wouldn't only talk about who's not gonna eat that.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Somebody needs to explain to me because I love golfing
with friends. I have friends that golf high. How do
you golf high? I can't even golf completely sober. And
these guys will golf with like tons of fat in
their system or they use those you know, nicotine gump
things like the zins.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
And stuff like that. It probably makes you focus. It
makes you lock in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like there are basketball players and Kevin Durant one of
the greatest players in the world right now. He plays
actively talks about what there's not a marijuana clause in
NBA anymore. A lot of these guys like it allows
you to focus. Wow, I would be like opposite in
the stands eating guys.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I feel like we all know what you look like
when you're eating Kevin Durant. Why is Kevin Durant In
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