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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kevin's going to a party this weekend. Yeah, got an
invite to a party. He read me the invitation, Shannon,
I don't think you heard it. You got to hear
this invitation. Tell me what stands out to you. Okay,
so it said, and I'll skip some of it. It says,
come vibe, drink up, and show love. In parentheses, yes,
that means gifts too, do and in all caps not
(00:24):
come empty handed.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I love y'all. But I'm turning thirty, not thirteen. This
person is turning thirty years old, and it's telling me
that I have to bring them gifts.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Not just a gift, a really good gift, because they're
turning thirty.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I feel like it's the opposite.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
If you're thirteen years old, then yeah, I'm probably gonna
bring you a gift.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
If you thirty years old, why are you asking for gifts?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Let me tell you something. I do think thirty deserves
a big gift. Thirty's a big birthday. However, you do
not ask for that, right, you do not ask for that.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I see people usually say no gifts. I've never seen
people put on there the gifts.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
You better bring. A good gift is what that says.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think this is called payback for Kevin and his
bold guess with the way he does things.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So first, remind us again what you asked for from
a friend of yours your birthday.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
No, it's not No, what did you ask for?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I don't remember what I asked for? No, I asked
what did I ask for? Shannon?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You asked for a I don't know what it's called,
but it's like a Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's a statue, a bee brick statue.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
The price tag eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, it was limited though, and his name was Kevin.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
His friend asked him what he wanted for his birthday,
and you sent the.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Link to that.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
See, that's peer to peer communication.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
This is an invite to like, I don't know, like
a party website that they created that you send to everyone.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
This is just like peer of communication.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hey, Shannon, this is what I want. This is telling
the world. Look, I'm thirty, I'll better bring gifts. Don't
come empty handy, All right?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I want to know if any of our listeners think
that this person's out of line for this invitation, or
is this a legit thing that people do eight four
to four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
sixty five four eight. Whenever I get invited to parties,
the people usually are very much okay with you bringing
maybe a beverage or two. Like they'll say, hey, bring
(02:22):
something to a snack to pass Like I was at
a fireworks party last week. It was bring a snack
to pass along or to pat you know, to share.
Or they'll say bring.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
An app, bring a bottle of wine, some bring a
drink whatever.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Thing like that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I never have seen somebody that will actually say boldly
I want a gift and it better be a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But it's thing I have ever seen people is like
a baby shower or a baby shower invitation where they're like,
here's the registry. Also, can you bring a gift or
can you bring a book and write a message in
it so we can start a book collection for baby. Okay,
I totally understand that that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Birthday party, you can't do that.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And you're still young.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You outsaw like I'm not trying to pull up and
bring you what am I supposed to bring you?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Sir? Did you get a lot on your on your
last birthday party that you had.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It was a surprise birthday. I got a lot of cards,
like it was like a card thing. Cards for sure,
but brand gifts, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you get a little disappointed that there weren't more
gifts like actual gift gifts?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Look, I was amazed that it was actually a party
and a lot of people showed up to I was
blessed and thankful for that. So I'm not coming in
with any expectation, let alone leaving disappointed make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I don't like opening gifts in front of people. I
hate it.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Hate it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's not for you, it's for the person that gave
you to gift, because if your reaction is anything other
than what they thought or how they felt you should react,
then you suck.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
For some strange reason.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't like opening gifts in front of people, Like
I'm one of those people that if somebody gives me
a gift or whatever, I always just let them be
and hope that nobody brings them up, and then later
when they leave, I'll open them up and talk about them.
But I don't like opening in front of people. And
I always hated when I was little kid and I
only had a couple of kid parties. One of the
(04:04):
kid parties. I remember we had to sit there and
all the kids were around me and I was opening
up gifts and there were some kids that gave me
like amazing like video games and things like that. And
then there were some kids that bought me a shirt
that guaranteed was not gonna fit me, like their mom
got me something or they got me. I was not
a kid that was into art, like they got me
(04:24):
like Crayola crans or something that I'm like, I don't
really want this, but you have to fake it. Even
at that age, you were how to fake it. That's
how my my grandma got my restler. So Grandma Autice,
my dad's mom got pissed at my sister not for
Christmas because she was the grandparent that only got closed.
So we're running through and opening up this thoughts and
I ain't getting you nothing.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
She was so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
What is considered a good gift for a thirty year old?
Like what would they consider to be a girl? It's
a boy? Wait, this is.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I mean if probably some gym shoes, low key, that's
what I was thinking to.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Buy, you know, like what are you talking about? But
you know his size, Like would you how would you do? Guys?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Probably get him a gift card to like a shoe
company or something like that.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
But like, no, no, I'm not doing that for you.
Text fold texture here.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
This is a texture here five eighty six says Kevin,
what kind of friends do you have? Another texture here
says that sounds like an invitation to Kevin's next party?
That does I'm telling you I don't. I think the
funniest is it's almost like touche. You know, honestly, I
would say bring me a bottle.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That would be the thing that I would ask for
that friend that I sent the bear brick to.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I might send that to Mojo. Yeah, put that in
a Mojo and Chelsea group chat.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hey guys, Hey.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Steve, what's up Steve? How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Man? What do you think about this? What do you
think about them putting the actual bring a gift and
don't show up with a cheap one, like I'm not
thirteen and I'm thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Look, he's thirty years old. It's to start dealing with
the finer things in life. You get them a fifteen
year old bottle of scotch. Glenn said it and call
it good. I mean, that's a good gift.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh that's a great one.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That would be a great gift if keV thought about
it himself and brought it and didn't have to be
asked to bring it and what if you know, good.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Point, that's a good point. I don't ever ask for gifts.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But I think I think asking for the gift is
the problem. And that's where the problem came in.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Don't forget to be to say I'm not I'm turning thirty.
I'm not turning thirteen is crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And then when you're thirty years old, could you even
think or appreciate a fifteen year old bottle of scotch?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Like you don't think? So, you know what I mean?
You got to be older.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Now I'm thirty one and I love.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It really Okay, Well, but I'm saying, like with this
person hair being thirty years old and asking for this
gift like this, you know what you do? You get
him a thirteen year old gift. You find some kind
of a game or something like you know, I'm a
razor scooter. Yeah, gun, you want to sound do you
want to know how funny that would be to see
(07:07):
him opening up, going, Oh, I thought you wanted A
thirteen year old, now confutered
Kevin's going to a party this weekend. Yeah, got an
invite to a party. He read me the invitation, Shannon,
I don't think you heard it. You got to hear
this invitation. Tell me what stands out to you. Okay,
so it said, and I'll skip some of it. It says,
come vibe, drink up, and show love. In parentheses, yes,
that means gifts too, do and in all caps not
(00:24):
come empty handed.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I love y'all. But I'm turning thirty, not thirteen. This
person is turning thirty years old, and it's telling me
that I have to bring them gifts.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Not just a gift, a really good gift, because they're
turning thirty.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I feel like it's the opposite.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
If you're thirteen years old, then yeah, I'm probably gonna
bring you a gift.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
If you thirty years old, why are you asking for gifts?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Let me tell you something. I do think thirty deserves
a big gift. Thirty's a big birthday. However, you do
not ask for that, right, you do not ask for that.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I see people usually say no gifts. I've never seen
people put on there the gifts.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
You better bring. A good gift is what that says.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think this is called payback for Kevin and his
bold guess with the way he does things.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So first, remind us again what you asked for from
a friend of yours your birthday.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
No, it's not No, what did you ask for?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I don't remember what I asked for? No, I asked
what did I ask for? Shannon?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You asked for a I don't know what it's called,
but it's like a Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's a statue, a bee brick statue.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
The price tag eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, it was limited though, and his name was Kevin.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
His friend asked him what he wanted for his birthday,
and you sent the.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Link to that.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
See, that's peer to peer communication.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
This is an invite to like, I don't know, like
a party website that they created that you send to everyone.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
This is just like peer of communication.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hey, Shannon, this is what I want. This is telling
the world. Look, I'm thirty, I'll better bring gifts. Don't
come empty handy, All right?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I want to know if any of our listeners think
that this person's out of line for this invitation, or
is this a legit thing that people do eight four
to four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
sixty five four eight. Whenever I get invited to parties,
the people usually are very much okay with you bringing
maybe a beverage or two. Like they'll say, hey, bring
(02:22):
something to a snack to pass Like I was at
a fireworks party last week. It was bring a snack
to pass along or to pat you know, to share.
Or they'll say bring.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
An app, bring a bottle of wine, some bring a
drink whatever.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Thing like that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I never have seen somebody that will actually say boldly
I want a gift and it better be a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But it's thing I have ever seen people is like
a baby shower or a baby shower invitation where they're like,
here's the registry. Also, can you bring a gift or
can you bring a book and write a message in
it so we can start a book collection for baby. Okay,
I totally understand that that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Birthday party, you can't do that.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And you're still young.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You outsaw like I'm not trying to pull up and
bring you what am I supposed to bring you?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Sir? Did you get a lot on your on your
last birthday party that you had.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It was a surprise birthday. I got a lot of cards,
like it was like a card thing. Cards for sure,
but brand gifts, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you get a little disappointed that there weren't more
gifts like actual gift gifts?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Look, I was amazed that it was actually a party
and a lot of people showed up to I was
blessed and thankful for that. So I'm not coming in
with any expectation, let alone leaving disappointed make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I don't like opening gifts in front of people. I
hate it.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Hate it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's not for you, it's for the person that gave
you to gift, because if your reaction is anything other
than what they thought or how they felt you should react,
then you suck.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
For some strange reason.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't like opening gifts in front of people, Like
I'm one of those people that if somebody gives me
a gift or whatever, I always just let them be
and hope that nobody brings them up, and then later
when they leave, I'll open them up and talk about them.
But I don't like opening in front of people. And
I always hated when I was little kid and I
only had a couple of kid parties. One of the
(04:04):
kid parties. I remember we had to sit there and
all the kids were around me and I was opening
up gifts and there were some kids that gave me
like amazing like video games and things like that. And
then there were some kids that bought me a shirt
that guaranteed was not gonna fit me, like their mom
got me something or they got me. I was not
a kid that was into art, like they got me
(04:24):
like Crayola crans or something that I'm like, I don't
really want this, but you have to fake it. Even
at that age, you were how to fake it. That's
how my my grandma got my restler. So Grandma Autice,
my dad's mom got pissed at my sister not for
Christmas because she was the grandparent that only got closed.
So we're running through and opening up this thoughts and
I ain't getting you nothing.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
She was so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
What is considered a good gift for a thirty year old?
Like what would they consider to be a girl? It's
a boy? Wait, this is.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I mean if probably some gym shoes, low key, that's
what I was thinking to.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Buy, you know, like what are you talking about? But
you know his size, Like would you how would you do? Guys?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Probably get him a gift card to like a shoe
company or something like that.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
But like, no, no, I'm not doing that for you.
Text fold texture here.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
This is a texture here five eighty six says Kevin,
what kind of friends do you have? Another texture here
says that sounds like an invitation to Kevin's next party?
That does I'm telling you I don't. I think the
funniest is it's almost like touche. You know, honestly, I
would say bring me a bottle.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That would be the thing that I would ask for
that friend that I sent the bear brick to.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I might send that to Mojo. Yeah, put that in
a Mojo and Chelsea group chat.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hey guys, Hey.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Steve, what's up Steve? How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Man? What do you think about this? What do you
think about them putting the actual bring a gift and
don't show up with a cheap one, like I'm not
thirteen and I'm thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Look, he's thirty years old. It's to start dealing with
the finer things in life. You get them a fifteen
year old bottle of scotch. Glenn said it and call
it good. I mean, that's a good gift.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh that's a great one.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That would be a great gift if keV thought about
it himself and brought it and didn't have to be
asked to bring it and what if you know, good.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Point, that's a good point. I don't ever ask for gifts.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But I think I think asking for the gift is
the problem. And that's where the problem came in.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Don't forget to be to say I'm not I'm turning thirty.
I'm not turning thirteen is crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And then when you're thirty years old, could you even
think or appreciate a fifteen year old bottle of scotch?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Like you don't think? So, you know what I mean?
You got to be older.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Now I'm thirty one and I love.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It really Okay, Well, but I'm saying, like with this
person hair being thirty years old and asking for this
gift like this, you know what you do? You get
him a thirteen year old gift. You find some kind
of a game or something like you know, I'm a
razor scooter. Yeah, gun, you want to sound do you
want to know how funny that would be to see
(07:07):
him opening up, going, Oh, I thought you wanted A
thirteen year old, now confutered
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