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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojoe in the morning. So full disclosure.
You know here we are, we're all worried about things.
Full disclosure. I want everybody worried about me and my
health because I'm most important. No, So before the New Year,
before you know, the year was up, I had a
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couple of moments and it happened during the show a
couple of times, but it also happened after the show
where I had a couple of instances where I could
kind of feel my heart rhythm off a little bit.
And it wasn't during moments of like you know, the
Friday throwbacks that we play or doing the Friday Morning
song the remix with Kevin, But it was just like
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Raindom moments where all of a sudden, I would feel
a little bit of rhythm off, or I'd feel like
like a moment where I kind of felt like I
was gonna be a little faint or whatever. So I
was telling my doctor about it, and my doctor said, well,
you know what we're going to do. We're going to
have uh and this is Michigan madisone. They said, We're
going to hook you to a heart monitor, have you
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wear it for a week, and then when you have
moments like that, you can record those moments. So yesterday
was the first day that I was wearing this heart monitor.
You guys want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Us nobo? Is there anything right here? Can you see
that right there? Right there?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And so when when red right now? Because I have
been in the sun, I just don't know if you
know that, I went to, uh, you're right, you're right,
this is off. Want to just because black guys don't
get red doesn't mean you don't pick on us white guys. So,
so long story short, when I have one of these moments,
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I pushed this button right here. It records when the
moment happened. And then I have this diary thing which
is down here somewhere. I have a little diary thing, okay,
and I fill out the diary and the diary says this.
So yesterday I did it for the very first time.
And I had only one moment, okay, one moment, and
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it happened during the show. And it happened because of
one of the people on the show. So I bring it.
I will bring it up here in a second, and
I will tell you which one of you guys threw
my heart off a beat. And my topic that the
topic that I came up for this one. I wrote
it down here. My topic is who at your work
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would the doctors tell you to avoid for medical reasons.
I want you to specifically call us up right now
as you're going into work, and I want you to
tell us who at your work would your doctors or
doctor tell you to avoid for medical purposes? And then
we got to ask you a couple of questions like
why is that? What is the person's al story all about?
Because I think there could be some funny you calls
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on this, and if you want, you can voice the
skies or you can actually come up with an alias
for the person if you don't want to, like, get
into work later and have Ashley who you call out,
you know, going hey, I heard John Mojo in the morning.
Long story short, it happened yesterday morning at six twelve
in the morning, it's early where I had a dizzy spell,
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a moment of disneyness after Kevin said something snarky to me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It was Kevin this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't know what it was necessarily, but it was
something snarky and I remember I went like that, I
did one of those moments, didn't I feel my I
could feel a sense of dizzyness that I'm surprised you
didn't listen to the show and find me exactly know
because it was right before we had signed on the air,
So it was right before we went on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know. But whatever you said, you you almost
tried to kill me.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You almost it was seriously, you almost tried to kill
me yesterday and I made your heart joke, you made
my heart beat in weird palpitations.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
What do they think this is?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
By the way, huh what do they think that this is?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
They don't they don't know, but they don't think that
it's uh anything other than Kevin needs to be nice
to me?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
As you have you felt it today? I'm going to
use this. Have you felt it today at all? I haven't. No,
today I felt I felt fine. Everything has been good.
This is scary, bro, So no, you know what this
is honestly, honestly, this is not scary. This is be
nice to me. I've been saying that I've been the
same way since I met you. It ain't me I
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understand that changed.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Do you think do you think that you you've been
just nice to me, it's about being nice to me.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't know twenty twenty six, Man, I don't know
what's going on. You want to take a shot of
bourbon with me? No?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, no, I can't heart behaving myself and this bourbon helps?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six four eight. If I had to ask you
guys this question for yourselves, who would your doctor tell
you to stay away from it your work because they're
bad for your health? Who would you guys pick on
this one and don't all at once say Alicia Bailey?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, mine would not be Alicia Bailey. Honestly, mine would
be Tony Boss. Tony is so nice, But my anxiety
I can feel it spike anytime Tony is around, comes
into the studio.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I always am like, what's up on my computer screen?
Am I doing something wrong? Is there going to be
a meeting?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Am I getting fired? But I just always have anxiety
around Tony always, even if it's like good news.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yes, do you think it's anxiety?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
When when I see his name on my phone, I'm like,
he texts me, I think something's wrong before I can
actually click into the text.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Is an anxiety just because he's the boss, or is
an anxiety because he's also the sexy boss too, because
a lot of the people think he's a sexy boss.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, well it's crazy. I'm not gonna say Tony's unkly.
That's rude, but okay, he's the boss. Hold on saying, Cheyenne, Hi?
How are you?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Cheyenne?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Who is the person in your office that your doctor
would say stay away from?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
My co worker?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
She is so petty and I am in quality. Every
year we have to start new binders. And the first
thing that she came off I came into after being
two weeks off and me being the only one there.
The first thing that she said when I walked in
was you printed it on the wrong shade of blue
for our binder covers. Yes, I printed it on the
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wrong shade of blue.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wretched ass balcony beaches. Wow. So so what's her? What's
her name? Call out her name?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Hannah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Hannah has Hannah banana there? Stay away from Cheyenne? Yeah, crazy,
that's that's pettiness right there. Uh, Chelsea, what's up? Chelsea? Y?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I work with my husband, so.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's got to be tough.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Fortunately it's a plus.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Like our business partners also work with us like every day,
So I kind of it's like a hard balance to
like work life and husband wife banter. Like you know,
you have to be like on top of your game
and make sure things don't annoy you, like yeah, you know,
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out loud, and it's just a.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Lot I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Like, I think working with your spouse would be a
difficult thing because you're always bringing your work home with you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Aren't you.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Well, you really try not to.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
We work really hard to.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Not do that because you don't want it to affect
your home life and your kids.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
And you just really have to work hard to keep
your work at work.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So let's go to some anton next here, Samantha, who
is it that is yours? By the way, Shannon is
texting Tony right now.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, I have no internet, So any work I have
to do I have to do.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You're doing it on your phone. What's going on, Samantha?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
So my more of a relation to your issue, Mojo.
I went to the doctors about two years ago, and
it says anxiety.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So the anxiety concidental informed your body.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
You might not feel it, that's something, but your body
knows what's happening.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Why would anxiety? Does it mean? Why is it him?
Because he's Kevin? Do not lean? Do not feed the mind?
Right now?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I mean, I'm going to tell you there's a lot
of listeners that say that some things that Kevin says
on the air gives them anxiety.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Uh like filet Mignon, Is this Mignon?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
I'm with us right now, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What's up there, Mignon? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Hey, this is not second time falling, but I forgot
to say it last time, first time.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
On the phone. That's funny. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
I honestly think that I would be the co worker
that you have to avoid because I play entirely too much.
But then I'm like super serious, like, hey, we got
to get this done. But in the meantime we could
play around like yeah, I streussed everybody out. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So, Mignon, and you're the pain in the ass in
your office that everybody is going to be having to
stay away from.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yes, but everybody loves me still, just like hev you
guys love him to death.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We lie, No, I do, I do. Calvin's actually good
for my heart. He's like, uh, he's like a good workout.
He's like, yeah, what's going on? Let you get your
heart beating? What's going on? Kelly High? Hi, Kelly, what's
going on?
Speaker 6 (09:59):
I I'm just calling out my coworkers at Troy Corwell, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
God, you're calling the actual let's call them ros? Who
are they that?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And you're the doctors? Who are they? Who are the
people you got to stay away from?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
The staff? The staff, Yeah, they complain all the time.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
They complain about the doctors.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
They complain every day and all the doctors walk in
and they're like, oh hi doctor.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh I love it the people that complain behind their back.
I love those people.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Are you going to work today?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
She's on her way? Am I scared? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I know I probably should be a little scared.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
But you know what, I'm the leader.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I'm the leader.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 7 (10:40):
They're going to turn me in?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I like, by the way, have you ever worn one
of these hard things that I'm wearing right now? You
got to have this hard thing on there, and then
you'll constantly be pushing your chest with that button that's
on there whenever you're around the pain and the asses.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You never accidentally pushed it, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Can I be honest with you, Yes, I actually felt
like I I for some reason because I can't feel it.
But at certain points I'm like going, I'm like pounding
you know, my chaster, you know, doing something, and I'm like, oh, crap,
I don't want it to actually go off. But I've
only done it officially once, and only written in my
diary officially once.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Diary. That's the best part of this, Chrissa, what's up.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Good morning. So my coworker that my doctor would say
to avoid would be I work at a rehab hospital,
like physical therapy, and one of the guys that fixes
the wheelchairs. Uh, he's sixty six. I'm thirty one. And
he asked me on a gate.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
I didn't know what to say, and we were in
the elevator alone, and so that was like really awkward.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Charrissa, you do not sound sixty six. You probably don't
look sixty six to you.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm not sixty six. He's Oh he's sixty six. Oh
I thought you said you're sixty six. Oh yeah, well
that would give me anxiety.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thirty one.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
He's like older than my dad.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh my god, are you single?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I am say yes, Chris, or older than my.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Dad, Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Is he somebody though that you find attractive or is
he sixty six?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I mean he's not ugly, he's like attractive, But I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And I also have a rule.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I don't date.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Coworker if he was your age. This is interesting because
you're thirty one, he's sixty six. But if he was
thirty four, would you go out with him or would
you be more interested?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Probably not, because I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I work because if you said yes, I'd say I'd say, okay,
age is a number then, because this is this is somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So what's up? Amber?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Hi, Hey, Mojo, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I'm long time.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Amber's on the phone. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh love it, Kevin, So, Mojo.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I wanted to let you know I actually work for
a cardiologist office, and I put those monitors on.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah okay, And so those.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Monitors are actually recording twenty four hours a day, whether
you push that button or not.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes, yeah, it was the button.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
It just marks that button.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, even if you ever, even if you push that
button on accident, it's okay.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Because it's not going to do.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
It's not going to do anything to the monitor.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
By the way, I took a really ginormous poop yesterday
and all I kept doing the whole time is going,
oh my god, what if they go what were you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I was like worried about that. Hold on, Stephanie wants
to say something about Kevin. What's up, Stephanie?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
First time, lone.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Time, and hopefully not last time.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Stephanie, go ahead, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
So I have a couple of things to say. The
first thing is, it was not Kevin who gave you anxiety.
It was your first morning on the air in the
new year.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
It well now he had asked, but it was something
he said.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Go ahead Wednesday, Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But that's okay, all right? Who needs the truth? Keep going, Stephanie,
You're welcome, Kevin.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
And then secondly, I work at a place that I
cannot say, and a lady was hired who is the
director of operations for a year and a half. She
has been here, she does not know her job. Everybody
still comes to me. I've been here ten years. I
take care of everything. All the emails that she sends
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are all chat GPT and AI and blah blah blah.
And I'm telling you that is exactly how she got
the job because everything was fake on her resume.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh wow, wow, that's wild. Yeah. And and nobody's figured
it out yet. Huh oh.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I mean everybody talks about it, but.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You feel like we should have been in that position.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You know what's interesting is that even if you don't
name the actual place like that lady from Corwell did
that way that lady could be going.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I recognize that laugh. That's Stephanie from the office.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
It's a dead giveaway, I know. But this is what
I'm going to tell you. A new president came in
and so we're just waiting for him to make the change,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There we go in there you get that promotion. Sorry,
let us know, Stephanie, take care of yourself, all right,