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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, is Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm going to tell the story, but I want to
give the stat out first, because I saw the stat
and I thought that this is crazy, but it just happened.
Apparently I am not alone when it comes to being really,
really tired. Eleven percent of women six percent of men
have all done this. And I'm going to tell my
(00:26):
story and then I want to see if you've ever
done it. I want you to call up.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So I was.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Trying to get prepared to go to bed, and my
preparation was, maybe there is a chance I can beg my.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Wife to have sex.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like there was one of those moments where it's like, Okay,
maybe this might be it. I think she's kind of
liking me right now. So I ended up going to
bed a little early, and then in preparation for what
I thought maybe this would be the thing, I actually
went and took a shower right before I went to bed.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Is this normally a part of your routine?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not necessarily, but I figured that maybe if I'm clean
and I put on my special deodorant that I have
because I have actually a different deodorant I wear during
the day and a different deodorant that sometimes I will
put myself to bed with what And I have a
I have a special cologne that I like to wear too,
So it's a different cologne because Chelsea does not like
(01:27):
my cologne. Chelsea likes only one cologne that I have,
and it's one that she bought for me. But the
one that I like that I wear on a daily
basis basis she does not like. But every other woman
likes it though. And that's the craziest thing. Every other
woman has said, wow, you smell good. So, long story short,
I go and I think, you know, hey, you know what,
(01:51):
I'm going to get myself prepared. And then I did
the unthinkable.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I fell asleep, oh, in bed on the couch where I.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Was laying in bed, on top of the covers. Chelsea's
in the other room. She's finishing up ninety Day Fiance
the other way or something. I don't know what it's called.
She's got like everything eight th ninety day Fiance is
that she wear, she watches, and she then comes to
bed after she's getting done, you know what I mean. Like,
I figured, shes got another thirty minutes forty minutes of
(02:22):
the show. I'll get all my stuff done. I'll brush
my teeth, you know what I mean. I'll put my
spark clear aligners in stuff like that. Yes, six want
aligned it. I got to make sure my larmers are
in because I, you know, want to make sure I'm
prepared for body. No, because if she did, she would
have just said right out.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Of the bet, we're not having sex, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So I wake up all of a sudden to my
alarm going off because I always set my I put.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
My alarm on.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know if you guys ever do this, but
I have my alarm in my phone, and I have
like five alarms. I turn my alarm off in the
morning when they go when my alarm goes off at
three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I turned my alarm on during the show as we
start the show.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Because I don't want to forget my alarm and then
end up being late for work, So my alarm's on.
I wake up to my alarm going off at three
thirty in the morning, going I cannot believe this. And
I'm there, bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking over at her,
and she's all cute underneath the covers and stuff, and
I'm like going.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did not have the opportunity. So here's the stat.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Eleven percent of women and six percent of men say
that they have fallen asleep during sex or like I did,
right before sex. Has any of our listeners ever had
this happen to them? Have they ever had snooze sex?
Never during sex? That's almost disrespect If you fell asleep
during sex, that would be the monumental call of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That is disrespectful. Text shit text us.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Was gone, remember, I think, Okay, Well I don't remember
because I was slowly over served, and Wes was.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like, I swear you were into I swear, okay, if
you're dry, I see that that passed out.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I was just I, you know, had that extra class
one that really got me good.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And then I heard about it the next morning and
was like, we the way. Thank god you guys are married,
because if you guys weren't married.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, And that's why he was like a story, you
were into.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It, that's like the Cosby right there. I was like,
why move over? I say, like, you passed out for sure,
but still so embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I think I might have fallen. I think I felt
I could picture in my mind there was one time
where I was waiting for my girlfriend to come home
from an event, and I think that is when I fell.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Asleep, Like it took too long.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It was like, I know, I'm at ten, and then
like ten came and then eleven came.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Its like I've done that so many times where it's
like Chelsea goes out for a girls night, she's out
with Jessica, and I'm thinking she's gonna come home drunk
and this is going to be an opportunity, and then
you fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, I have a question for you, though.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Was sheels aware that this little shower routine was happening
and then you wanted to have sex?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, she had no clue. No, because honest, I'm not
going to light to it.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
She probably would have just said it ain't happening tonight
or whatever, you know what I mean, Like i'd get
an indicator of whether or not it's going to happen.
But I wanted to be sly about it, and I
figured I'm going to be sly about it and I'm
going to like look good and stuff, you know, two
different deodorance is interesting though. Huh, So that's all you
got out of this whole story that I wear adorant
a bed.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
There are certain not that you wear the bit. But
just like you have a night deodorant, that's different, different deodorant.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Actually, the wondering the day is more of a roll on.
The one at night is a little bit spray, so
I spray. What's going on, Joey? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh, just finish thrust my kids off at school.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But oh god, I'm talking about this while you're dropping
your kids off at school.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm sorry, what's up?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
They already got in the car. It's okay, it worked
out personally. I got in the car and so well,
it's a good thing they're not in the car. Yeah.
But the whole two different deodorant things, I totally understand it,
and I thought it was somewhat normal, and Kev's shocked
to it. Was like, okay, I got to say.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Something Kev's shocked to it is that Ken only showers
once a week.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And I don't know if you know that, Joey. It depends
on what I'm doing that week. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna buy Kevin the not the deodorant.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm gonna buy him the one that's the ball spray
that you have to spray around white down before I
get down?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What's up? Robbie?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Hey, how are you doing? Let's talk about the subject.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But you know the last date update, it's the girl's.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Faut I think, okay, okay, what what did you What did.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You want to say about the subject? Then?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I mean it like a date updates?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I know, what do you? What do you want to say?
What do you want to say about this one? Do
you wear an anti purseprint to bed?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Why?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You put it on once a day?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
And that's it?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, you're a smelly son of a bit. That's why
you're not getting what's up?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Laila? High? Leila?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
First time?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
What's happening?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I got a I got a funny story. You're not
the only one who's fallen asleep before doing the deed
or even during the deed?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did you fall asleep during or or I did?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
I I saw asleep my first time ever having sex? Really?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh my god? What what was the next morning?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It was with a guy I just started dating.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
It was the first weekend of college.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I guess I was a late bloomer, but I remember
waking up the next morning and asking the guy so
am I pregnant?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh my god? Wow, what is it? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You're you do something for a living that requires you
to not get much sleep.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
No, no, it was It was the first weekend of college.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It was welcome weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You were drinking. Yeah, that's wild. So you fell asleep
during sex? The poor guy.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, at that point if you.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
If you fall asleep during sex, I stop at that
moment right there, because I don't want her to, you know,
scream rape or something.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Is what he did the next morning when I said,
does this mean I'm pregnant?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
He said no.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
As soon as you close your eyes, I started watching Netflix.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, that's I get it. Raven says that you've wait,
you have a your baby. Daddy falls asleep a lot
during sex. Is that right, Raven? Is that what I'm reading?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Yeah, he definitely does that.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I literally have videos of him falling asleep, and I'm
just like, okay, get off me.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now wait a second.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So while you guys are not while you guys are
in the moment, he falls asleep during sex.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What's up, Raven?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but he.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Keeps coming back, but.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Anything like after a PM, it's done for.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You should next time, next time that happened, just punch
him right in the face. Definitely all of him fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Or just like you know, he goes to sleep. If
you know she disconnected, call back, Raven, we got just
connected there. Maybe we'll get the answer to that one. Addie,
what's up Addie?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (09:21):
First time, long time.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
The plot, So it did an embarrassing one to call for.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I fell asleep during sex. We were we were camping,
and you know, when you're camping, you're so.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Tired, like you're outside all day long.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
We're married now, thankfully, so it's not that embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
But yeah, I fell asleep during sex. But it was
like a super light sleep.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
And yes, like Cannon said, he knew everything was fine.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
By the way, it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That is uh, that is why though that you're out there,
you're in it. Were you in a tent or what
were you guys?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Yeah we were we were in a tent.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, and there you are just got you got a
little too tired while you were having sex and fell asleep.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Man, oh man, that's why to me this is interesting
as a guy if your girl falls asleep during sex,
how are you, you know, reacting to that?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
It's disrespectful. Lex is a LEXI theirs. Yeah, I'm here,
So Lex you fell asleep? Uh, and you were in
the midst of doing what.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
I fell asleep while eating a girl's cookie.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You fell asleep?
Speaker 8 (10:46):
No, I know, I fell asleep because, like, it was
a long day and she wanted to have sex. And
I am pretty sure I don't know. I was moving
my tongue and the next thing I know, felling away
yelling at me is like slipping out, and I'm like,
oh my god, what just happened?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And you fell asleep?
Speaker 8 (11:04):
You were like five seconds. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's crazy. Is that disrespectful to also women then? Because
if a guy's disrespected?
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yeah, very upset.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
She was very upset.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
She said, what am I boring? I'm like, no, You're like,
there's nothing wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I just I'm just tired. I work hard for a living.
That's the opposite of insomnia cookies. That's right, That is funny.
All that is.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Second, old Megan, you were falling around and what did
you start hearing in the middle of sex?
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Snoring?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Oh yeah, snoring, and then I left his pants around
his knees and the next morning he woke up and
he goes, why are my pants and and.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
I'm like really, Oh God, time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Magain. I love it. Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
I love you all.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We love you. We love you too, but not as
much as Legs loves. The cookie will be
All right, is Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm going to tell the story, but I want to
give the stat out first, because I saw the stat
and I thought that this is crazy, but it just happened.
Apparently I am not alone when it comes to being really,
really tired. Eleven percent of women six percent of men
have all done this. And I'm going to tell my
(00:26):
story and then I want to see if you've ever
done it. I want you to call up.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So I was.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Trying to get prepared to go to bed, and my
preparation was, maybe there is a chance I can beg my.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Wife to have sex.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like there was one of those moments where it's like, Okay,
maybe this might be it. I think she's kind of
liking me right now. So I ended up going to
bed a little early, and then in preparation for what
I thought maybe this would be the thing, I actually
went and took a shower right before I went to bed.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Is this normally a part of your routine?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not necessarily, but I figured that maybe if I'm clean
and I put on my special deodorant that I have
because I have actually a different deodorant I wear during
the day and a different deodorant that sometimes I will
put myself to bed with what And I have a
I have a special cologne that I like to wear too,
So it's a different cologne because Chelsea does not like
(01:27):
my cologne. Chelsea likes only one cologne that I have,
and it's one that she bought for me. But the
one that I like that I wear on a daily
basis basis she does not like. But every other woman
likes it though. And that's the craziest thing. Every other
woman has said, wow, you smell good. So, long story short,
I go and I think, you know, hey, you know what,
(01:51):
I'm going to get myself prepared. And then I did
the unthinkable.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I fell asleep, oh, in bed on the couch where I.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Was laying in bed, on top of the covers. Chelsea's
in the other room. She's finishing up ninety Day Fiance
the other way or something. I don't know what it's called.
She's got like everything eight th ninety day Fiance is
that she wear, she watches, and she then comes to
bed after she's getting done, you know what I mean. Like,
I figured, shes got another thirty minutes forty minutes of
(02:22):
the show. I'll get all my stuff done. I'll brush
my teeth, you know what I mean. I'll put my
spark clear aligners in stuff like that. Yes, six want
aligned it. I got to make sure my larmers are
in because I, you know, want to make sure I'm
prepared for body. No, because if she did, she would
have just said right out.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Of the bet, we're not having sex, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So I wake up all of a sudden to my
alarm going off because I always set my I put.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
My alarm on.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know if you guys ever do this, but
I have my alarm in my phone, and I have
like five alarms. I turn my alarm off in the
morning when they go when my alarm goes off at
three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I turned my alarm on during the show as we
start the show.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Because I don't want to forget my alarm and then
end up being late for work, So my alarm's on.
I wake up to my alarm going off at three
thirty in the morning, going I cannot believe this. And
I'm there, bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking over at her,
and she's all cute underneath the covers and stuff, and
I'm like going.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did not have the opportunity. So here's the stat.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Eleven percent of women and six percent of men say
that they have fallen asleep during sex or like I did,
right before sex. Has any of our listeners ever had
this happen to them? Have they ever had snooze sex?
Never during sex? That's almost disrespect If you fell asleep
during sex, that would be the monumental call of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That is disrespectful. Text shit text us.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Was gone, remember, I think, Okay, Well I don't remember
because I was slowly over served, and Wes was.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like, I swear you were into I swear, okay, if
you're dry, I see that that passed out.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I was just I, you know, had that extra class
one that really got me good.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And then I heard about it the next morning and
was like, we the way. Thank god you guys are married,
because if you guys weren't married.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, And that's why he was like a story, you
were into.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It, that's like the Cosby right there. I was like,
why move over? I say, like, you passed out for sure,
but still so embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I think I might have fallen. I think I felt
I could picture in my mind there was one time
where I was waiting for my girlfriend to come home
from an event, and I think that is when I fell.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Asleep, Like it took too long.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It was like, I know, I'm at ten, and then
like ten came and then eleven came.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Its like I've done that so many times where it's
like Chelsea goes out for a girls night, she's out
with Jessica, and I'm thinking she's gonna come home drunk
and this is going to be an opportunity, and then
you fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, I have a question for you, though.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Was sheels aware that this little shower routine was happening
and then you wanted to have sex?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, she had no clue. No, because honest, I'm not
going to light to it.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
She probably would have just said it ain't happening tonight
or whatever, you know what I mean, Like i'd get
an indicator of whether or not it's going to happen.
But I wanted to be sly about it, and I
figured I'm going to be sly about it and I'm
going to like look good and stuff, you know, two
different deodorance is interesting though. Huh, So that's all you
got out of this whole story that I wear adorant
a bed.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
There are certain not that you wear the bit. But
just like you have a night deodorant, that's different, different deodorant.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Actually, the wondering the day is more of a roll on.
The one at night is a little bit spray, so
I spray. What's going on, Joey? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh, just finish thrust my kids off at school.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But oh god, I'm talking about this while you're dropping
your kids off at school.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm sorry, what's up?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
They already got in the car. It's okay, it worked
out personally. I got in the car and so well,
it's a good thing they're not in the car. Yeah.
But the whole two different deodorant things, I totally understand it,
and I thought it was somewhat normal, and Kev's shocked
to it. Was like, okay, I got to say.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Something Kev's shocked to it is that Ken only showers
once a week.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And I don't know if you know that, Joey. It depends
on what I'm doing that week. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna buy Kevin the not the deodorant.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm gonna buy him the one that's the ball spray
that you have to spray around white down before I
get down?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What's up? Robbie?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Hey, how are you doing? Let's talk about the subject.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But you know the last date update, it's the girl's.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Faut I think, okay, okay, what what did you What did.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You want to say about the subject? Then?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I mean it like a date updates?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I know, what do you? What do you want to say?
What do you want to say about this one? Do
you wear an anti purseprint to bed?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Why?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You put it on once a day?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
And that's it?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, you're a smelly son of a bit. That's why
you're not getting what's up?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Laila? High? Leila?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
First time?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
What's happening?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I got a I got a funny story. You're not
the only one who's fallen asleep before doing the deed
or even during the deed?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did you fall asleep during or or I did?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
I I saw asleep my first time ever having sex? Really?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh my god? What what was the next morning?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It was with a guy I just started dating.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
It was the first weekend of college.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I guess I was a late bloomer, but I remember
waking up the next morning and asking the guy so
am I pregnant?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh my god? Wow, what is it? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You're you do something for a living that requires you
to not get much sleep.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
No, no, it was It was the first weekend of college.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It was welcome weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You were drinking. Yeah, that's wild. So you fell asleep
during sex? The poor guy.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, at that point if you.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
If you fall asleep during sex, I stop at that
moment right there, because I don't want her to, you know,
scream rape or something.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Is what he did the next morning when I said,
does this mean I'm pregnant?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
He said no.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
As soon as you close your eyes, I started watching Netflix.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, that's I get it. Raven says that you've wait,
you have a your baby. Daddy falls asleep a lot
during sex. Is that right, Raven? Is that what I'm reading?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Yeah, he definitely does that.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I literally have videos of him falling asleep, and I'm
just like, okay, get off me.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now wait a second.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So while you guys are not while you guys are
in the moment, he falls asleep during sex.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What's up, Raven?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but he.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Keeps coming back, but.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Anything like after a PM, it's done for.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You should next time, next time that happened, just punch
him right in the face. Definitely all of him fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Or just like you know, he goes to sleep. If
you know she disconnected, call back, Raven, we got just
connected there. Maybe we'll get the answer to that one. Addie,
what's up Addie?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (09:21):
First time, long time.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
The plot, So it did an embarrassing one to call for.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I fell asleep during sex. We were we were camping,
and you know, when you're camping, you're so.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Tired, like you're outside all day long.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
We're married now, thankfully, so it's not that embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
But yeah, I fell asleep during sex. But it was
like a super light sleep.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
And yes, like Cannon said, he knew everything was fine.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
By the way, it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That is uh, that is why though that you're out there,
you're in it. Were you in a tent or what
were you guys?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Yeah we were we were in a tent.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, and there you are just got you got a
little too tired while you were having sex and fell asleep.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Man, oh man, that's why to me this is interesting
as a guy if your girl falls asleep during sex,
how are you, you know, reacting to that?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
It's disrespectful. Lex is a LEXI theirs. Yeah, I'm here,
So Lex you fell asleep? Uh, and you were in
the midst of doing what.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
I fell asleep while eating a girl's cookie.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You fell asleep?
Speaker 8 (10:46):
No, I know, I fell asleep because, like, it was
a long day and she wanted to have sex. And
I am pretty sure I don't know. I was moving
my tongue and the next thing I know, felling away
yelling at me is like slipping out, and I'm like,
oh my god, what just happened?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And you fell asleep?
Speaker 8 (11:04):
You were like five seconds. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's crazy. Is that disrespectful to also women then? Because
if a guy's disrespected?
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yeah, very upset.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
She was very upset.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
She said, what am I boring? I'm like, no, You're like,
there's nothing wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I just I'm just tired. I work hard for a living.
That's the opposite of insomnia cookies. That's right, That is funny.
All that is.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Second, old Megan, you were falling around and what did
you start hearing in the middle of sex?
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Snoring?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Oh yeah, snoring, and then I left his pants around
his knees and the next morning he woke up and
he goes, why are my pants and and.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
I'm like really, Oh God, time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Magain. I love it. Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
I love you all.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We love you. We love you too, but not as
much as Legs loves. The cookie will be
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