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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning and Shanning got stuck in this
line and I don't even know how long you ended
up there. But the worst line to get stuck in, Shannon,
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I know it's so stupid, but it took over my afternoon.
I thought I had a few I was like running
early yesterday. I had a bunch of stuff to do
with the kids. In the morning, we had to run
to Costco. I had to transition them to their dads.
Then I had to go to a viewing a friend
of mine's dad passed away. But I was like kind
of running ahead of schedules. So on my way home
(00:31):
from the funeral home in Farmington, I thought, I'm going
to stop at the Jack's car wash on Telegraph, Okay,
and like, I don't know what it is right there,
Bloomfield Tilfield.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Anyway, it's the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Way that the turnaround is the line and how long
the line is is kind of hidden from the road,
so I'm like, oh, it looks like there's not a
lot of people there. I turn in and boom, it
is wrapped around the place to get in. But even
by the time I had turned in, cars were already
lining up behind me.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And I was stuck.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's one of those lines that you get in and
you can't get out of because there are other cars
on either side of you, and you can't back up,
you can't go forward. So I sat there for forty
nine minutes. From the time I got into the line
until the time I drove out.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It was forty nine minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And when I got up to the little machine, I'm
an unlimited club member, but something happened. I think the
machine ran out of paper and it was out of order.
So then when I pulled up to the guy and
he's like, knocking on my window, where's your receipt? He
didn't know what to what car wash I was getting.
I rolled down my window and I said, oh, it's
just the basic one. It's not a big deal. And
he was like, no, I need I need the code
(01:48):
or the number. So then the car wash stopped as
he had to go inside and do something.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
So it was a long way.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It was yeah, it's got It's the worst is the
worst is being in any kind of line, right Nobody
would you know, go into Cedar Point or Disney and
standing in those long lines. But you kind of ask
for it a little bit like when you're going there,
the car wash is a different thing.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Every car wash is packed. It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
A blink of sun comes out and everybody's got the same,
you know idea for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Last time, like because he thought I was going to
be home and he's like, where are you? I'm at
the car wash. He goes, did you are an idiot?
Why would you go to.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
The car wash today? He said the same thing. Everybody's
going to the car wash today.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm not joking. During that time, I painted my nails,
I whitened my teeth, and I called and caught up
with my college friend Julie. I mean I kicked three
things off my list. I was very productive.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's amazing that which line is longer for you and
more annoying for you? That line, or last week you
were talking about being in Michael's line.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I think it was, wasn't it Michael was?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Honestly, there's probably the same amount of time.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, the worst laws for me.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's almost genius the way that these establishments construct their lines.
But any fast food line where there's like a brick
wall where you literally cannot leave, yeah, like you are
locked in, especially if it's somebody behind you.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
They're like, no, you're about to get these checken nuggets.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And can I tell you that when you go to
a fast food line and you are in the fast
food line and there is a person in front of
you that is elderly, and the elderly person is ordering,
and you get all worked up. I sent this to
Lydia yesterday. Lydia, how funny was that thing? The old man,
(03:36):
the eighty three year old man. Take a listen to
this ordering at McDonald's. Ready, here you go, here's himthing.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I did not expect this, Watch this this. I know
I shouldn't have done this. I am eighty three years old.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I was the McDonald's drive through this morning. The young
lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing
some und things because I was taking two loll.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
In place by order.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
So when I got to the first window, I paid
for her order along with my own. The cash here
must have told her what I had done, because as
we moved up, she leaned out her window and waved
to me keep again out, thank you, thank you. It's
probably feeling embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
When I got to the second window.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I showed up to server, both receipts and I took
her food. How she is to go back to the
inn and shot all over again?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh my god? Is that the greatest?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But yeah, there's I have in the morning the same
Starbucks order at the same place every single day. I
ordered literally the same thing, and I'll pull up to
the window and usually I'm the first person there at
five o'clock when they open up, and they'll go, hey, Mojoe,
come on up, you know, like whatever, they'll pull up there.
Today there was a black dirty he needed a car
(05:00):
wash or share it a car Chevy Tahoe in front
of me, and you know what I was upset about, dirt? No,
it was a person who must not know what order
they want because they sat in that window for at
least they're talking to them and they're like, hold on
a second, here, I wanna do I wanna hold on
like there, and I can hear them out the window
(05:21):
because I have my window kind of cracked open, and
it's like, who doesn't know their order when they go
up to any kind of.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
A win everybody, bruh, you know your order? You know
sometimes your taste buzz can change.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry, large coke go.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
You gotta switch it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Up sometimes I see the photo.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You cannot do this. You gotta two minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I would say two minutes is enough time to peruse
and then know what you want.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Kevin, it's a fast food restaurant, meaning fast food.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
That's not way slow food. That's the way they prepare it,
not the way you order it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And McDonald's, you know, if they know your low, they
make you go sit in a parking spot, or if
they're slow, they're sitting in me. Now that's what I
don't like. They should don't tell me to pull up.
They should make you always go into parking spot. If
you're a person that's always slow, they should. They should
see you you're in the window and go just pull
in the parking spot.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Five. That is the bang of my existence.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I get in line, order my food and you say,
can you pull up a little bit, we'll bring it out. Like, No,
that's what I'm here for. There's a window for you
to pass my food through. What I gotta stand up
and wait for John to walk out the side door.
That's not what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And and go back to Shannon's car wash situation because
I have that same membership that you have. Yeah, slow
car wash employees, it should be canned on the spot,
and slow car wash members should be having their membership
taken away from them. The whole point of going to
get the car wash and having the monthly thing is
(06:51):
you drive in and you drive out slow for real?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, you drive.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
In handword No, no, they drive at the end.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Took me.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But the problem is half the time people pull up
to the thing and they can't figure out what buttons
to push or the dude.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's it's three no, thank yous for me. Boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Get my receipt almost every day.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, I get the basic of the basics.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, but I don't basic of basics because I and
I always have like a few bucks cash with me
and tip them at the end if they if I
have them to the towel.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
But you got to open the door to don't roll
down the window. Yeah, you'll get streaks.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The window, But if you roll down the window and
then tip them, they always wipe off the window. Again.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, what's up, Jody, how you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Does good morning? She wanted me to share my text
that was with you, Shannon. I went to the car
wash and the line was out to the street, but
literally it was like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Maybe it's like.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Just moving and moving.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I don't know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And then the guy behind me kept honking, and I'm like,
why are you honking at me?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Clearly you can see.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
That I can. Yeah, you're doing You're doing everything you can. Yeah,
where are you right now?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I am?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
It's Mary, Mary, go around, Jody. I work at the
plant building the truck.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Okay, see that, and Jody, you know this.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You gotta be productive in the same order, otherwise you
could shut an entire plant down. Can you imagine any
of these bastards at the car wash trying to figure
out how to make cars like you do?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I know they would be shutting it down.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I shut it down.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yes, Well, thank you for the car. Jo, appreciate you
than you day you too, Corey. What's going on? Hey?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
How's it going?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah? Little wife?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hack on that one too.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Tell them that your reverse in your car doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Tell them the reverse in your car doesn't work.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
What happens at the drive through window whenever you're ordering
the food and then they won't make you go to
a parking spot.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So you tell them that you're reversing your car doesn't work.
Do you people have that happen to them?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Probably?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But then I pissed it you because instead of you
getting out of the way to wait for your meal,
now I have to wait for you to wait for
your meal.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So if you want to wait for hot fries, you say,
my reverse in my car doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
That's so random, but going forward does?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
So why not?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Just Corey, did you say this yourself?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
That's amazing?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Yeah, that's Whenever they make you pull into a spot
and you don't feel like pulling over into that spot,
just say your reverse doesn't work, and they'll be okay,
wait right here and.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
I'll get you your.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Confused what's up, Samantha, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Food?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I'll just go through the app that what you know?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You want your code, and then you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Although it pisses me off when I do that with
McDonald's sometimes and they don't make the food right away.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
They wait until you're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You know, literally in the line, and then it takes forever.
But how many points.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Do you have a lot they start expiding I.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Know miss that Victor has like one hundred thousand points
and he won't cash him in because he wants to
have the record of the most points.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Do you ever use the tick fil ap? It knows
your location, so it knows when to start your food.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Oh really? Yes? I love that that place is always
got it going on? What's going on? How you doing? Morgan? Hey,
good morning, Guess, good morning. I'm sorry that I'm sorry
that happening is Shannon, But I think I know what happened.
I think Kevin was probably ahead of you in the
line trying to figure out what wash you wanted exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
If you look at my car, man, no way, you guys,
I'm addicted to washing my car. That unlimited membership is
like the best thing ever. If I have five extra minutes,
I'm like, of course, I'm going to go to the
car wash. Might as well get my money's worth.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
See, that's the money's worth thing for me. I don't
even care about having a clean car. I just want
to make sure I can put Jack's out of business.
What's up, Jim, how you doing?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Mojo?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Slow the hell down?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
What blow down?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What many too many people want?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Instant gratification.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You can go to What's drive through, You can be slow,
you can check out the menu.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
You may change your mind a couple of times. Hurry up, Jim.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I had the car wash membership and got a
car wash every day.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh yeah, Jim.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
If you pull into any business that you know you're
going to order something, you know at least five to
ten minutes before you pulled in what you're going to order.
And even if you just veer off into it when
you're pulling in, there you going because you have a
taste or something.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Order fast, Jim.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
No slow in Okay, tackle Bell, for instance, adds new
damn things.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
To the menu.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Never can give you items weekly.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
They're all the same ingredients.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
No Jim, something something, No, Jim, I order my fast
food like I make love fast.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, back and quick exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Exactly Hold that second, Courtney, are you there, Courtney?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Good morning, Hey, good morning Courtney.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Courtney says the worst place to be stuck is where
the parking garage.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I mean you pull up and it stops working all
of a sudden, and then there's a long line behind you,
and everyone thinks you're an idiot because you can't hit
the button. It's the absolute worst. It's so embarrassing because
you can't back up.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That's a great one, and that's all you want to
do is drive through that gate, you know, my friend.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Yeah, and the one in ann Arbor. They always break,
They are always breaking. And then you hit the call
button and no one answers.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
They make you feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Situation.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, that's funny, Chris. What's up? It's Mojo on the morning.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Hi, Chris, Hi, I just wanted to say that the
worst is when you're in the car wash and the
attendants have you pulled so close to the car in
front of you or the car behind.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You, and I'm so scared that I'm going to get
in an accent in the car wash because you're on
that like conveyor belt leg.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know what. My car won't let me and I've
had to say I've had.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
To say that to them.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
My car like automatically will stop and it's jarring if
I get a certain distance away.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You were talking about not being able to get out
of the car wash because you're trapped in nobody traps
Leonard in what's up, Leonard?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
What happened to you?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
What's going on? No, when I've been trapped in the
car or in the fast food lines, but the ones
that had like the small curves with the rocks and
like the shoves or whatever it is, I'll just drive
right over. I'll drive right over it. Drive jeets its
skid plates underneath it. I sit up tall enough. I
(13:34):
got a list of the bigger tired.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I just drive. Thank you for the call, Leonard. We'll
talk to you later, Budy. Bye.
Mojo in the morning and Shanning got stuck in this
line and I don't even know how long you ended
up there. But the worst line to get stuck in, Shannon,
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I know it's so stupid, but it took over my afternoon.
I thought I had a few I was like running
early yesterday. I had a bunch of stuff to do
with the kids. In the morning, we had to run
to Costco. I had to transition them to their dads.
Then I had to go to a viewing a friend
of mine's dad passed away. But I was like kind
of running ahead of schedules. So on my way home
(00:31):
from the funeral home in Farmington, I thought, I'm going
to stop at the Jack's car wash on Telegraph, Okay,
and like, I don't know what it is right there,
Bloomfield Tilfield.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Anyway, it's the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Way that the turnaround is the line and how long
the line is is kind of hidden from the road,
so I'm like, oh, it looks like there's not a
lot of people there. I turn in and boom, it
is wrapped around the place to get in. But even
by the time I had turned in, cars were already
lining up behind me.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And I was stuck.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's one of those lines that you get in and
you can't get out of because there are other cars
on either side of you, and you can't back up,
you can't go forward. So I sat there for forty
nine minutes. From the time I got into the line
until the time I drove out.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It was forty nine minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And when I got up to the little machine, I'm
an unlimited club member, but something happened. I think the
machine ran out of paper and it was out of order.
So then when I pulled up to the guy and
he's like, knocking on my window, where's your receipt? He
didn't know what to what car wash I was getting.
I rolled down my window and I said, oh, it's
just the basic one. It's not a big deal. And
he was like, no, I need I need the code
(01:48):
or the number. So then the car wash stopped as
he had to go inside and do something.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
So it was a long way.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It was yeah, it's got It's the worst is the
worst is being in any kind of line, right Nobody
would you know, go into Cedar Point or Disney and
standing in those long lines. But you kind of ask
for it a little bit like when you're going there,
the car wash is a different thing.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Every car wash is packed. It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
A blink of sun comes out and everybody's got the same,
you know idea for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Last time, like because he thought I was going to
be home and he's like, where are you? I'm at
the car wash. He goes, did you are an idiot?
Why would you go to.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
The car wash today? He said the same thing. Everybody's
going to the car wash today.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm not joking. During that time, I painted my nails,
I whitened my teeth, and I called and caught up
with my college friend Julie. I mean I kicked three
things off my list. I was very productive.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's amazing that which line is longer for you and
more annoying for you? That line, or last week you
were talking about being in Michael's line.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I think it was, wasn't it Michael was?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Honestly, there's probably the same amount of time.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, the worst laws for me.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's almost genius the way that these establishments construct their lines.
But any fast food line where there's like a brick
wall where you literally cannot leave, yeah, like you are
locked in, especially if it's somebody behind you.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
They're like, no, you're about to get these checken nuggets.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And can I tell you that when you go to
a fast food line and you are in the fast
food line and there is a person in front of
you that is elderly, and the elderly person is ordering,
and you get all worked up. I sent this to
Lydia yesterday. Lydia, how funny was that thing? The old man,
(03:36):
the eighty three year old man. Take a listen to
this ordering at McDonald's. Ready, here you go, here's himthing.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I did not expect this, Watch this this. I know
I shouldn't have done this. I am eighty three years old.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I was the McDonald's drive through this morning. The young
lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing
some und things because I was taking two loll.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
In place by order.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
So when I got to the first window, I paid
for her order along with my own. The cash here
must have told her what I had done, because as
we moved up, she leaned out her window and waved
to me keep again out, thank you, thank you. It's
probably feeling embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
When I got to the second window.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I showed up to server, both receipts and I took
her food. How she is to go back to the
inn and shot all over again?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh my god? Is that the greatest?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But yeah, there's I have in the morning the same
Starbucks order at the same place every single day. I
ordered literally the same thing, and I'll pull up to
the window and usually I'm the first person there at
five o'clock when they open up, and they'll go, hey, Mojoe,
come on up, you know, like whatever, they'll pull up there.
Today there was a black dirty he needed a car
(05:00):
wash or share it a car Chevy Tahoe in front
of me, and you know what I was upset about, dirt? No,
it was a person who must not know what order
they want because they sat in that window for at
least they're talking to them and they're like, hold on
a second, here, I wanna do I wanna hold on
like there, and I can hear them out the window
(05:21):
because I have my window kind of cracked open, and
it's like, who doesn't know their order when they go
up to any kind of.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
A win everybody, bruh, you know your order? You know
sometimes your taste buzz can change.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry, large coke go.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
You gotta switch it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Up sometimes I see the photo.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You cannot do this. You gotta two minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I would say two minutes is enough time to peruse
and then know what you want.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Kevin, it's a fast food restaurant, meaning fast food.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
That's not way slow food. That's the way they prepare it,
not the way you order it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And McDonald's, you know, if they know your low, they
make you go sit in a parking spot, or if
they're slow, they're sitting in me. Now that's what I
don't like. They should don't tell me to pull up.
They should make you always go into parking spot. If
you're a person that's always slow, they should. They should
see you you're in the window and go just pull
in the parking spot.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Five. That is the bang of my existence.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I get in line, order my food and you say,
can you pull up a little bit, we'll bring it out. Like, No,
that's what I'm here for. There's a window for you
to pass my food through. What I gotta stand up
and wait for John to walk out the side door.
That's not what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And and go back to Shannon's car wash situation because
I have that same membership that you have. Yeah, slow
car wash employees, it should be canned on the spot,
and slow car wash members should be having their membership
taken away from them. The whole point of going to
get the car wash and having the monthly thing is
(06:51):
you drive in and you drive out slow for real?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, you drive.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
In handword No, no, they drive at the end.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Took me.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But the problem is half the time people pull up
to the thing and they can't figure out what buttons
to push or the dude.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's it's three no, thank yous for me. Boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Get my receipt almost every day.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, I get the basic of the basics.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, but I don't basic of basics because I and
I always have like a few bucks cash with me
and tip them at the end if they if I
have them to the towel.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
But you got to open the door to don't roll
down the window. Yeah, you'll get streaks.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The window, But if you roll down the window and
then tip them, they always wipe off the window. Again.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, what's up, Jody, how you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Does good morning? She wanted me to share my text
that was with you, Shannon. I went to the car
wash and the line was out to the street, but
literally it was like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Maybe it's like.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Just moving and moving.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I don't know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And then the guy behind me kept honking, and I'm like,
why are you honking at me?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Clearly you can see.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
That I can. Yeah, you're doing You're doing everything you can. Yeah,
where are you right now?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I am?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
It's Mary, Mary, go around, Jody. I work at the
plant building the truck.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Okay, see that, and Jody, you know this.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You gotta be productive in the same order, otherwise you
could shut an entire plant down. Can you imagine any
of these bastards at the car wash trying to figure
out how to make cars like you do?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I know they would be shutting it down.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I shut it down.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yes, Well, thank you for the car. Jo, appreciate you
than you day you too, Corey. What's going on? Hey?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
How's it going?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah? Little wife?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hack on that one too.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Tell them that your reverse in your car doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Tell them the reverse in your car doesn't work.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
What happens at the drive through window whenever you're ordering
the food and then they won't make you go to
a parking spot.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So you tell them that you're reversing your car doesn't work.
Do you people have that happen to them?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Probably?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But then I pissed it you because instead of you
getting out of the way to wait for your meal,
now I have to wait for you to wait for
your meal.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So if you want to wait for hot fries, you say,
my reverse in my car doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
That's so random, but going forward does?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
So why not?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Just Corey, did you say this yourself?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
That's amazing?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Yeah, that's Whenever they make you pull into a spot
and you don't feel like pulling over into that spot,
just say your reverse doesn't work, and they'll be okay,
wait right here and.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
I'll get you your.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Confused what's up, Samantha, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Food?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I'll just go through the app that what you know?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You want your code, and then you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Although it pisses me off when I do that with
McDonald's sometimes and they don't make the food right away.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
They wait until you're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You know, literally in the line, and then it takes forever.
But how many points.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Do you have a lot they start expiding I.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Know miss that Victor has like one hundred thousand points
and he won't cash him in because he wants to
have the record of the most points.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Do you ever use the tick fil ap? It knows
your location, so it knows when to start your food.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Oh really? Yes? I love that that place is always
got it going on? What's going on? How you doing? Morgan? Hey,
good morning, Guess, good morning. I'm sorry that I'm sorry
that happening is Shannon, But I think I know what happened.
I think Kevin was probably ahead of you in the
line trying to figure out what wash you wanted exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
If you look at my car, man, no way, you guys,
I'm addicted to washing my car. That unlimited membership is
like the best thing ever. If I have five extra minutes,
I'm like, of course, I'm going to go to the
car wash. Might as well get my money's worth.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
See, that's the money's worth thing for me. I don't
even care about having a clean car. I just want
to make sure I can put Jack's out of business.
What's up, Jim, how you doing?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Mojo?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Slow the hell down?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
What blow down?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What many too many people want?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Instant gratification.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You can go to What's drive through, You can be slow,
you can check out the menu.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
You may change your mind a couple of times. Hurry up, Jim.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I had the car wash membership and got a
car wash every day.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh yeah, Jim.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
If you pull into any business that you know you're
going to order something, you know at least five to
ten minutes before you pulled in what you're going to order.
And even if you just veer off into it when
you're pulling in, there you going because you have a
taste or something.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Order fast, Jim.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
No slow in Okay, tackle Bell, for instance, adds new
damn things.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
To the menu.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Never can give you items weekly.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
They're all the same ingredients.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
No Jim, something something, No, Jim, I order my fast
food like I make love fast.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, back and quick exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Exactly Hold that second, Courtney, are you there, Courtney?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Good morning, Hey, good morning Courtney.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Courtney says the worst place to be stuck is where
the parking garage.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I mean you pull up and it stops working all
of a sudden, and then there's a long line behind you,
and everyone thinks you're an idiot because you can't hit
the button. It's the absolute worst. It's so embarrassing because
you can't back up.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That's a great one, and that's all you want to
do is drive through that gate, you know, my friend.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Yeah, and the one in ann Arbor. They always break,
They are always breaking. And then you hit the call
button and no one answers.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
They make you feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Situation.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, that's funny, Chris. What's up? It's Mojo on the morning.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Hi, Chris, Hi, I just wanted to say that the
worst is when you're in the car wash and the
attendants have you pulled so close to the car in
front of you or the car behind.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You, and I'm so scared that I'm going to get
in an accent in the car wash because you're on
that like conveyor belt leg.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know what. My car won't let me and I've
had to say I've had.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
To say that to them.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
My car like automatically will stop and it's jarring if
I get a certain distance away.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You were talking about not being able to get out
of the car wash because you're trapped in nobody traps
Leonard in what's up, Leonard?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
What happened to you?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
What's going on? No, when I've been trapped in the
car or in the fast food lines, but the ones
that had like the small curves with the rocks and
like the shoves or whatever it is, I'll just drive
right over. I'll drive right over it. Drive jeets its
skid plates underneath it. I sit up tall enough. I
(13:34):
got a list of the bigger tired.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I just drive. Thank you for the call, Leonard. We'll
talk to you later, Budy. Bye.
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