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Speaker 1 (00:01):
KQY Detroit USNX, Mosquito Grams, SIMY VTS, SILDO channel nine
five five one four five s n.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
X and ninety two five Kiss FM and iHeart Radio Station.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
And Guaranteed Human.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Mojo think one.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Let me take that back to the beginning.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
This is it alrighty ready?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
You're listening to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
You're a doo doo ahead. Oh, I understand that we're
starting this morning here with a complaint from Anna rab
about me.

Speaker 8 (00:51):
I need to know if anyone else has had to
deal with this, because I think Mojo gives no fs.

Speaker 9 (00:58):
What did I do?

Speaker 8 (01:00):
So everyone knows Mojo drives a very large tahoe. He
talks about it all the.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Time from Gordon Chevrolet Chevlet.

Speaker 8 (01:09):
So in our lot, Mojo usually parks in the same
spot every day. But there is a food stand or
something in his spot, right, and instead of parking in
a different spot, Mojo parks next to it in a
spot that is not a spot.

Speaker 10 (01:25):
What.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
Yes, but you are the first one that gets into
the lot, so you don't have to deal with the
havoc that it's causing. I get here at the same time.
It's James and Josh, who work next to us, and
you should see all of us trying to maneuver around
your big car to do it today.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yes, today worse than any other day.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
It was because he did it. I almost thought he
saw my topic last night and decided to put his
car in even more inconvenient place.

Speaker 9 (01:53):
Listen, I'm going to say this to you.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
I have one clear answer of what would be a
great way to stop this from happening.

Speaker 9 (02:00):
Show up before me.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
It is, so I'm trying to like help paint the
picture a little better of it doesn't sound like it's
a big deal except it like you moving it over
and where you park. It's it's like the pathway that
we need to to get into to back our cars
into our spots.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Well, let me tell you, and this is just pure
and simple, that I'm the guy that's the guy that
freezes his ass off unlocking that lot there for everybody
that would that lot would be locked if it wasn't
for me. And I'm not responsible for the a hole
that puts the food truck thing that's the which I

(02:44):
I'm sure that he's probably the owner of the lot
or the front maybe the owner of the lot's making
money off of the deal. But Anna, now that you have,
you know, told me about this, I will move my car.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Oh you will.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Maybe he's such a creature of habit so I would.
I did not see your topic, but I will tell
you this. I saw Shannon polland in this morning, and
with the way that Shannon pulled in this morning, I realized,
oh my god, maybe this is difficult for people, and
I probably should have not not put it. I tried
to back up a little bit more. But go ahead.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
I was just saying, I'm I'm the one voicing this complaint,
but I know Josh and James are also dealing with this.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
Go get them, Go get them, Go walk next door
and tell them.

Speaker 9 (03:23):
No, you stay complaining. I got you right.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Okay, she stay complaining and Anna doesn't complain much. And honestly,
this was, you know, something that say if this is
something that keV was bringing up or you know, bonca
their complainers, James, James, come on in here for a second.
Let me, ladies and gentlemen from one six seven wheels

(03:48):
is my parking job, A bad parking job in the
parking lot?

Speaker 9 (03:51):
There?

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Which one are you? I'm the blue Tahoe, Blue Tahoe.

Speaker 11 (03:55):
Can I go Look, I don't know I park, I walk, James,
I don't feel park in the close parking, James, actually
parks where we're supposed to part.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
I think I saw you in our lot one time.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Yeah, there was one time.

Speaker 11 (04:05):
Well actually I park over there when you guys were
in Chicago for the Hall of Fame celebration and I
was running a little late, and I'm like, sweet, no
one's gonna know that I parked here, So I'm gonna park.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
It real quick. Josh josh anis everybody. This is Josh
innis from Josh Nis in the Morning something like that,
and it's the men and it's the Menace in the Morning.

Speaker 12 (04:25):
Because so anything to make people know who we are
in the Wacky Wizard.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
I've heard that.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
Just the whiz. Yeah, go ahead, ask what do.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
You think about Mojo's park job this whole week?

Speaker 12 (04:40):
It makes it difficult to back into a sponsor that's
kind of dickish, a little bit dick but he's way
too powerful for me at this point.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Your size, Josh, Now that I know this, Now that
I know this, I will move my car. I'm not
that kind of It's not that much bigger than the
car you drive. It's double the car listen in size
and price. Oh my god, let me just say now

(05:10):
that I know this, I'm sorry. I'm that guy that
the car. So the next time this, did you know,
James you know this? I mean tell me in radio
a long time.

Speaker 11 (05:22):
I'm usually the guys like kick move my car.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
All right, Dave? You know with those guys with Dave
and Chuck, would they park anywhere they wanted to park?

Speaker 13 (05:34):
No?

Speaker 11 (05:34):
No, no, no we uh David guy, they were always
there first, so we hit all like the primary premieer
spot and exact the only time anybody moved our cars
was like live broadcast out for like opening days.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Can I be honest?

Speaker 14 (05:45):
WHOAOA?

Speaker 7 (05:46):
I wasn't saying that because he died in the helicopter.
I was saying that because he actually with helicopter the games.
But he is dead from a helicopter.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Wait can I Can I just tell you guys something?
This is honest.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
When we were going to move down here and Shannon
can attest to this, they sold us the bill good
and told us that we were going to have valet parking.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Every morning Valet that we were going to have valet parking.
Somebody was going to park our car, and as soon
as we walked in, we were going to be greeted
with a hot coffee because there was going to be
a coffee shot shot that was up and running for a.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Basically, it was like one of those things where it's like,
if you guys don't complain about the idea that we're
moving to this building, we will do all this stuff
for you. And I'm like, oh, this sounds great. I mean, honestly,
I was ready to move.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Let's go.

Speaker 11 (06:26):
You get a security guardist Colerine and watching.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
YouTube, Yeah, they're like security, Hey guys, you guys want
to play Detroit City taxes.

Speaker 9 (06:34):
Go ahead, this is gonna be great.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
We're gonna get valet and we're gonna get a security guard, coffee.

Speaker 12 (06:39):
And all this one who's sleep Yeah, the guy who's
here during the week sleeps, and then the girl who's
here on the weekend colors.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
So I feel safe.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Fantastic work.

Speaker 12 (06:47):
And when you walk in, they're just like this, push
off the door, come on in, and I'm like, all.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Right, did she actually say when you push open the door?
Did that a whole park like a And then on
an arguing lot. I can't believe that I did that. Well,
I apologize. I'll tell you what. Monday, we'll get Zach
for you. No Monday morning, I will change my car position.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
We just need to get that taco stand or whatever
that is moved.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, who do we talk to? But here, here's the
old Christos. I won't complain about the no valet service.
Here if you can see, if the guy will just
move the taco stand to the back, and like that
back part of the lot is completely wide open.

Speaker 12 (07:27):
You want to talk about feeling inferior though, when I
show up to work like all of you drive like
Maserati's and stuff.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Sack pulls up in like.

Speaker 12 (07:35):
A Bentley, and I'm driving my wife's equinox, my wife's equinox,
because I don't have an equinox his Bentley's.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
It's used it all right? This guy, by the way,
these guys are never allowed on our show.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
All right, how good is your memory? It's Mojo in
the mornings back in the day.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
What you did this stuff happen?

Speaker 9 (08:00):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Three clues the numbers eight four to four Mojo Live.
We got Charlie Pooth tickets on the line. This is
the year that Joe kim Noah, remember him, played for
the Florida Gators, won a couple of national championships, played
for the Chicago Bulls. Rose Yeah with Derrick Rose Yep,
Todge Gibson, lu All, dang that whole crew. That was
a fun team. It was Joe Kim Noah talked about

(08:21):
Cleveland and he was playing them in the NBA playoffs,
and this is what he had to say about the city.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Cleveland's cool.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
I mean I never heard anybody say I'm going to
Cleveland on vacation.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
What's so good about Cleveland?

Speaker 14 (08:35):
Oh boy?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Brute?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Robert Downey Junior and Zach Gallifanakis start in the movie
d Date.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I say, we close closing five minutes. I got reservations
of Chilis. I meet my boys.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
You have a reservation at Chili's.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
That's actually smart. I mean it gets busy ones. I mean,
who doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
And Enrique and Glacious and Pitt Bull had the song
with I like it.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
All this stuff happened in the same year. What year
did it happen?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Eight four four six, sixty five sixty five four eight.
Let us know we got tickets for you to go
see Charlie.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Poof what a big brain you have? Tell us when
that stuff happened?

Speaker 15 (09:19):
Call us at eighty four to four Mojo Live to
tell us eight four four six five sixty five eight.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
It's time for my mojo.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Mojo in the morning, in the morning, testing your memory
this early in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
This is Mojo's back in the day, Back in the day.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
What year did this stuff happen?

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Sorry, Joe keem Noa talked about Cleveland this year.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Cleveland's cool.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
I mean I never heard anybody say I'm going to
Cleveland on vacation.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
What's so good about Cleveland?

Speaker 7 (09:52):
Nah, it's not nice.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Robert Downey Junior and Zach Gallipanaki start in the movie
Due Dates.

Speaker 16 (09:57):
I say, when we close closing five minutes and ever
servations of Chili's, I'm meeting my boys.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
You have a reservation at Chili's.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
That's actually smart.

Speaker 17 (10:06):
I mean, if it's busy on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Night, Anna question for you, would you rather go to
Chili's or Cleveland?

Speaker 8 (10:13):
M Chili or Chili.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Any recat Glacius Pit Boy had the record, I like you,
all right? We got a potential winner on the line.
We gotta make sure they know and guess correctly. That
year we got Heather on the line. Good morning, Heather,
Good morning May.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Where you're from, Heather Metamore metal more?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
All right, Heather for Metamora? What year did that stuff happen?

Speaker 7 (10:43):
You got anywhere?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
You got a pair of tickets to see Charlie Pooth
on May nineteenth of the Fox Theater. Tickets on sale
now at ticketmaster dot com. But Heather, you're gonna be there?

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Awesome, Thank you guy, our pleasure.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Who you taking? Anybody in mind? Nope, okay, I said
that'll be fun. What's your son's name, Jackson.

Speaker 18 (11:09):
I'm not getting my husband to that show. I'll probably
pick my son.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You never know, man, but maybe it's it'll turned into
a special night. Maybe he'll get Metamore than he bargained for.
If you take hey, you know what I mean. Ain't
gonna lie in other congratulations again?

Speaker 16 (11:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
All right, So listen, we are going to do Mojo's
Secret Sound again. This is like a little over two weeks.
We've been trying to find out what this secret sound is.
We've had some guesses that felt like they were close.
We've had some guesses that just weren't close at all.
But at any rate, thirteen thousand dollars is on the

(11:47):
line courtesy of DFCU. Here's that secret sound. All right,
we're clearing the phone lines in search of the ninety
fifth caller, So call now.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
This is the Midwest number one morning show. And that's
kind of sad. Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. A listener
saw Kevin's sausage.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
Actually a.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Listener saw Caven's wiener. Man, we're gonna keep this, by
the way, very very clean, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Absolutely, this is a I don't know your story, all right,
tell me it's a very clean situation.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
I'm giving you my word, you have my word in it.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I felt some discomfort in the scrots.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
Okay, he's keeping a medical.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
By the way, little irritation in my scrotrash kind of.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
I mean, I was like, I was like, it's it
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So you know, first it comes to your mind, you know,
crabby patties. But that's impossible because I'm not. So I
booked like a I book like a uh like CBS
has like the quick like urgent care type of vibes.

(13:11):
So it's why Minute clinic or whatever. So I search
your those and I'm like, man, like, I don't want
to go to Stirling Heights. I think that's like one
of our number one listeners. Yeah, I mean it ain't
like thet this the CDs that I went to as
a door okay, first off, so they're very high tech.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
So I go in there after I find so I'm.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like, okay, I can't go to that one because I
think we got a bunch of listeners over there. First off,
everybody listening, so I don't know in my mind, like
like once zip Code was gonna have the many listeners.
So finally I go and I think I can just
walk in. It's like an older lady in there. I'm
like can I come here? And she tell me no, no,
no, no no, or that whatever case may be. So luckily
it was like a nine o'clock appointment first thing in
the morning. I'm like, dad, let me go in here
and see what's going.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
On going there.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
The door shut signing, I come pull up and I'm like,
excuse me, pull open the door. Literally literally when the
doctor walks off, she was like, oh.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
My God, are you Kevin from.

Speaker 16 (14:05):
God?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
This lady about to see my nuts. Literally the first
thing that is the first thing that comes to my mind.
I was like, well, I mean I'm here, now what
I'm gonna I'm just turn around, like I gotta get
this checked out.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
So we in there, we do our little wools exactly.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, these medical terms still out, the full medical terms.
I'll put it in jack giebt chat GBT. I had
the whole script. I'll tell you this is exactly what
I'm experiencing. This is, And she she said what I
thought it was, like per my googles, is something.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Called jock it like for real, like if it's even
called jacket you never heard iparently never heard it before
my entire life. Throw a little gold bond on it. Yeah,
gold by the official jacket of the morning.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
So she said, like when you start working out and
you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take showers
immediately at the gym. I'm not aware it is, but
if you don't shower immediately, like sweat, you got that
stuff can like build up. So that's what she said
it was. But I'm like, no, you need to see this,
like I need you waited, So did she see it? Yeah,
for sure, to question how do you do this?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Do you have to pull down your pants, open your
zipper and like what do.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
You do do you when you're when you're doing it,
do you try to like think of something to talk about?

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Like, hey, so, uh.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah, I was looking at her in her eyes.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
In the Did you want to see if her eyes
like got big once she saw the situation?

Speaker 19 (15:35):
No?

Speaker 7 (15:35):
No, I mean she ain't going crazier it was. It
wasn't like that, but.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
I'd be nervous that you were getting big.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
That is, by the way doctor's appointments at the first off,
I don't think that there's no arousal at a CV
as from a how would you say she was? Oh
she was pretty young? Oh she was? She was, you
know because usually it's like you go in and you
get a nurse that there, or you get somebody that's
at there and you're like, you know, ladies like fifty

(16:04):
sixty years old? She wasn't.

Speaker 9 (16:07):
Wow, is how sturdy was that door? Which door?

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Are we talking to? The door that you said? They
have a door and everything at the CVS? What's going on?

Speaker 9 (16:18):
Kaylee?

Speaker 19 (16:20):
Okay, So the way that we're talking about this, like
it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls.

Speaker 20 (16:27):
Can we just talk about the fact.

Speaker 13 (16:29):
That he's talking so casually about his balls being it?

Speaker 20 (16:32):
She all over the radio wild, Yea.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
It is real. Hopefully it's jackey. You know what I'm saying.
She gave me some stuff. I'm take you a couple
of days. You got this is your report.

Speaker 13 (16:43):
It's questionable.

Speaker 18 (16:44):
It is all I'm saying. Your choices are questionable. Right now.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
You gotta you gotta work. You gotta really hope it
is jacket. Go get testy.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
There wasn't any way it could be anything else, because.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
That's what she said. You're not actually, so can I
tell you what you know? When I went to back
in the day, when I went to school, we used
to have a school nurse. Like did you guys ever
experience that a all or not? You didn't have a nurse.
You'd have like the secretary or something, right, that would
be the nurse. So I remember the school nurse at
Saint Michael's was my neighbor. So when you would be

(17:17):
sick and you would have to go your neighbor, my
neighbor was the school nurse. Long story, short, flip this around.
I go to a doctor maybe seven years ago, eight
years ago, a new doctor that doctor Warner wanted me
to go see.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
It was my neighbor.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Yes, And I walk in there and I go, you know,
this happened to me before.

Speaker 9 (17:36):
When I was a little kid. We had a nurse
that was my neighbor.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
And it was the nurse that was the neighbor there
to you know, yes, take off your pants and sit
up on the thing here with this blue little thing
on top of you or whatever, or get you know,
test into it. And then I don't know, Shanny, You've
had this happen in a million times too, going to
get MRIs or going to get any kind of tests
and you have to get into the the the it's

(18:00):
like the worst. Somebody should invent better clothing for patients
to have to put on that's more comfortable.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Like why is it shows showy bit?

Speaker 7 (18:11):
It's got the back end open? Uh ninety day fiance, Dana,
what's up, Dana?

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Good morning?

Speaker 16 (18:18):
Oh my gosh. So you know when I was younger,
I I thought I had a hernia and my boss
was like, you better go get checked out, man, that
doesn't sound good. So I went and I went to
like an urgent care and the doctor was female, and
I was I was there. Yeah, it was so, you know,

(18:46):
I kind of She's like, okay, well, you know, drop
your trousers, you know. And I was like, okay, you know,
and so I I pulled and I was, you know,
there might have been a little fluff factor there, but
too crazy. And then all of a sudden, she just
she checked me for Ernie and I could.

Speaker 9 (19:10):
Like, how do you check for him? Is it? Is
it a finger in the bootox?

Speaker 16 (19:18):
No?

Speaker 9 (19:19):
I was always grab Yeah.

Speaker 16 (19:23):
They take one and they lifted up and then they
take the other one and then lift it up, and
they asked you to cough, and I I got coll
And the second time I was like, by the.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
Way, what would you rather?

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Would you rather have an unattractive uh doctor or an
attractive doctor?

Speaker 16 (19:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (19:41):
You rather care if I'm going in there for a headache.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
What's up, Maya?

Speaker 9 (19:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 14 (19:47):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Hi?

Speaker 21 (19:50):
Hi Cam.

Speaker 22 (19:52):
I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say.

Speaker 23 (19:55):
I remember quite some time ago you were on the
air and you were saying how.

Speaker 20 (19:59):
You went days out taking a showering.

Speaker 24 (20:02):
You need to take.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yes, and if you and if you work out, then
you have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit
and watch Thursday night football and take a shower.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Take two showers exactly, Brian.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
What's going on. It's moje in the morning.

Speaker 25 (20:27):
So I went to an urgent care because I was
having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse
and a doctor that come into the room.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
They check me all.

Speaker 25 (20:36):
Out, they run all these tests. Uh everything came back negative, thankfully.
But uh, a week later, I'm at my daughter's middle
school enrollment and here is the nurse that was standing
in the room that checked.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Me out, wanting to.

Speaker 25 (20:50):
Health enrollment at the middle school.

Speaker 26 (20:52):
And I am white in the face.

Speaker 16 (20:54):
And just want to get out of that gymnasium as.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Fast as by the way, small world, and I'm not
talking about it. Thank you, Brian. I appreciate you for calling.
Uh God, hold on a voice.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
This guy is l L. What's up?

Speaker 15 (21:12):
Hey.

Speaker 27 (21:12):
So I used to work in a medical facility and
I was having some hips pain. So one of the like, oh,
you know, just run over to the department and they'll
look at you. So I go over there and he's
like moving my like around different things to look and
see my movement and everything, and he noticed that I

(21:35):
had like a hair bob like right in the area,
like next to my nest.

Speaker 28 (21:42):
Oh, but he didn't know what it was.

Speaker 27 (21:47):
And he was like, oh, let me have my colleague
come in. And another doctor came and it was a
doctor who I had a weekly meeting with. And so
I have like somebody that I'm sitting there with every
week doing a meeting.

Speaker 29 (22:04):
Like.

Speaker 9 (22:06):
Checking your crotch.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
It's interesting when they say, well, hold on, we're going
to bring somebody else in here, and then we're gonna
bring somebody else in here, and it's like, how how
many people are going to see you sign up for this?
That's what I brought you.

Speaker 27 (22:17):
The doctor's name, sure, doctor Cherry Doctor?

Speaker 6 (22:22):
What doctor Cherry?

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Doctor Cherry doctor cherry carry Oh okay, it's interesting. That's
better than doctor Coucci because he actually know doctor you're
lying you, doctor Coucci.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
Send me that.

Speaker 15 (22:40):
How am I supposed to live life and love in
these conditions?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
It's there's Aarnana. The people are waiting on all.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Time for Mojo's secret. Now to your host, No.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And Anna, I know you don't want to do it,
but the people love it. And you gotta give the
people what they want.

Speaker 30 (23:09):
They love it.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
I think they do.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I think they like thirteen thousand dollars a little bit more.
But that's a close second. And it's a close second.
Thanks to DFCU, it's Mojo's Secret sound. We got a
ninety fifth caller on the line, ready to find out
if they can guess correctly and do it no one
else has been able to do for a little over
two weeks from Grand Rapids.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
We got Devin on the line. What's up, Devin?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
What's up?

Speaker 25 (23:33):
Man?

Speaker 13 (23:34):
First time, long time.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Let's Jo Devon on the phone.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
So, Devin, you've been listening to this secret sound and
obviously you think you know what it is since you're calling.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
But has your guests changed over time?

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (23:49):
Yeah, Man, It's tough because it sounds like.

Speaker 29 (23:52):
A lot of thing.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
It does.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
It does, but it's only one thing. This is the
secret sound right here, Devin. Now, Devin, I need to
know what do you think is Mojo's secret sound.

Speaker 26 (24:13):
It sounds like slicing up like lettuce.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Slicing lettuce, nice and specific.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
I like your guests, but that is not.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
Devin.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
You are close, man, you are close. I feel like
well I say, you're close, and I have no idea
what the secret sound is, but I feel like, based
on some of the things that Mojo has said over
the course of two weeks, I do feel like you're
headed in the right direction.

Speaker 9 (24:47):
My man.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
So great.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
Guess I got.

Speaker 31 (24:52):
A new baby.

Speaker 25 (24:53):
I got a new baby and bills and oh man,
but I'm like, it could be anything.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
Yeah, it's gonna work out.

Speaker 31 (25:00):
Man.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
When you got a baby boy, baby girl? And how
new we.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Talking baby girl?

Speaker 26 (25:06):
January fourteenth.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Congratulations new dad, and you're gonna be a great dad.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
My man.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I can fill it in your man, So blessed see
you seven thirty, will be back another opportunity, seven thirty.

Speaker 20 (25:21):
I'll get it all right.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I mean huge ratings in Detroit, Grand rapidsness Gigan in Toledo.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is six fifty five five.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
Six fifty five, y'all five and six fifty.

Speaker 32 (25:38):
Five, yo.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
That's right, And look at us on time. Look at
us on time.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Can be a little better.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
But we're here.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
We are here. We're not the only ones here. We
got two new contestants for the five or six fifty
five as a reminder, no returning champions. Because it's Mojo's
Pay your Grocery Bills special edition of five or six
fifty five. Everybody at least walks a way with the
fifty dollars Kroger gift card, and then someone will get
two in trees, the other person will get one, and

(26:07):
they'll all be qualified to win the grand prize ten
thousand dollars in groceries. Let's meet our contestants. We got
Alison and Gina on the phone. Good morning you too.

Speaker 29 (26:19):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Alison will start with you. Tell us a little bit
about yourself.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Good morning.

Speaker 33 (26:25):
My name is Alison.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
I'm thirty two.

Speaker 34 (26:27):
I'm from Saint Clair, Michigan, and I'm an academic director
for a hockey academy in Troy, Michigan.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Wow. That sounds incredible.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
It's fun for sure.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
I'm on the way to practice some satis today.

Speaker 35 (26:38):
So super fun.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
That's Doe hockey. Hockey hockey.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Did things go crazy over this Winter Olympics with us
winning gold?

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Oh, that's what we watched all day. So pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
That's my hockey. And watch them fix during your school day.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's really cool. That's really cool. Good morning, Gina, tell
us a little bit about you.

Speaker 36 (26:55):
Good morning, keV.

Speaker 13 (26:56):
I am forty.

Speaker 37 (26:58):
I am from Tulita and I am a preschool teacher.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
We had some teachers on the line.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
We were in Toledo yesterday for mud Hens Opening Day.
Had a great time over at Frickers and met some
really amazing people. So shout out to everybody we met
out there. Toledo's a great time and they treated us
well out there, So shout out to Tito.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Glad to hear.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, so we'll start with you. We'll start with
Toledo since we were there yesterday. Alison, we're gonna lock
you up, Gine, I got five questions for you. Anna's
got the timer and she's keeping score. Let's start off
with question number one. Lady got it, Let's go. Lady Gay,
Gay and Doci teamed up for a new song that
appears in the sequel to this movie starring Meryl Streep

(27:41):
and Hathaway in Emily Blunt What's the name of the movie?

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Proud of Too? Question number two.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yesterday, it was breaking dirty that this artist has been
banned from entering the UK ahead of his headlining performance
at the Now canceled Wireless festival, Whizzy Kanye West. Question
number three F one driver, and this Kardashian Jenner family

(28:10):
member just went Instagram official?

Speaker 9 (28:13):
What's her name?

Speaker 21 (28:16):
Kendall Jenner?

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Question number four.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Rumors are swirling after recent photos of Rihanna show a
possible baby bump. What number child would this be for Rihanna?
In asap rocky multiple choice number? Is it A two
B three or C four B three? And question number five?

(28:40):
Justin Bieber is set and ready to headline this music festival,
which kicks off in California this weekend.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
What's it called?

Speaker 38 (28:51):
Come on, I'm not sure.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
All right, here we go, Gina. Let's see Anna. Howhi
do Gina?

Speaker 8 (29:02):
You struggled towards the end, you got two out of five?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh all right, Gina. We're bringing Alison bag Alison. I
don't know if you heard her now, but she got
too right. So there's a chance that you can make
this a clean win. But we'll see once you hear
these questions. Okay, you ready?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Oh boy, yep, okay, I'm ready, all right.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Question number one, Lady Guy got in Doci teamed up
for a new song that appears in the sequel to
this movie starring Meryl Streep and Halfaway and Emily Blunt.

Speaker 9 (29:38):
What's the name of the movie?

Speaker 14 (29:40):
Double?

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Where's product?

Speaker 31 (29:41):
To right?

Speaker 7 (29:43):
Scores one to one question number two.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yesterday it was breaking dirty that this artist has been
banned from entering the UK ahead of his headlining performance
at the now canceled Wireless Festival.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Whizzy Connie West correct scores two to two.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
F one driver and this Kardashian Jenner family member just
went Instagram official.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
What's her name?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Ken Kardashia?

Speaker 8 (30:10):
Correct score is two to three. Allison, you are our winner.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah, let's just have fun.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Let's check out these last year rumors are swirling after
recent photos of Rihanna show a possible baby bump.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
What number child would this be?

Speaker 10 (30:24):
For?

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Ree and asap Rocky multiple choice? Is it a two?

Speaker 9 (30:29):
B three or C four?

Speaker 10 (30:31):
C four?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Answer? And final question?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Justin Bieber is set and ready to headline this music festival,
which kicks off in California this weekend.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
What is it called?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Perfect score five out.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Of five Allison set them up and knock them down.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Sucks that we don't have any returning champions, because I
feel like anybody that gets five out of five should
come back, but we'll save your name and write it down.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Gina, you did a you did a great job. You're
still going home.

Speaker 21 (31:06):
It was no dirty this morning.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I was I.

Speaker 38 (31:11):
Know, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
My apologies. Well, we'll get it.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
It doesn't help you, but we'll get a dirty next hour,
just just for just for funzies.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
But you are going home with a fifty dollars Kroger
gift car, the two of you are. And Gina, you
got one entry for the grand prize. Alison, he got
two entries since you won today, and that grand prize
is ten thousand dollars in groceries, all brought to you
by our friends over at Kroger.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Awesome. Thank you guys, so much our pleasure.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Thank you too, Thank you for yes, and thank you
too for dedicating your lives to teaching our future leaders.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Have a great day. Appreciate you you can.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
It's Mojo in the Morning's five is Sick fifty.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Five five five.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
White Detroit, US.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Next Mosquitos, Grandmother and Simy VTS, Silly Channel ninety five
five four or five SNX.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
And ny Kiss FM, an iHeart radio station and Guaranteed Human.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Would you like
to be on five Lives to tell your mom? It's
pretty easy. All you got to do is text mom
to nine five five zero zero and then give us
an idea of what would be a great five lies
to get your mom with something that maybe would set
her off this morning. It's gonna be a good one
because this morning we have a mail carrier who is

(32:29):
in a relationship and is going to call his mom
and say that he cheated on his mail route.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's Mojo in the morning, Sweet five lies to tell
your mom.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Hey, Chris, Yes, sir, are you ready?

Speaker 6 (32:47):
I understand you work as a mailman.

Speaker 13 (32:50):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
You sound like you're a sleeping mailman.

Speaker 16 (32:54):
I'm taking a break for a second.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
All right, Well, here we go, Chris. We're going to
do five Lives. Tell your mom. We're gonna call your
mother up and you're gonna say mom. Line number one.
I met a woman on my mail route, Line number two.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Say she would grab her mail and we would hang
out and talk.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
Line number three. One day she wasn't there, so I
went to her door Line number four.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
We ended up having sex.

Speaker 16 (33:23):
Yeah, trying to make her lose religion line number five.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
She told me she's now pregnant. Oh my god, what
do you think mom's gonna do? Probably really not too good.

Speaker 39 (33:38):
And she swears and she's definitely over tough because she
doesn't cuss at all.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
All right, let's see if we can get your mom
to cuss. Five lies. Tell your mom.

Speaker 39 (34:00):
Hello, pretty busy right now, I just go into the
store real quick.

Speaker 40 (34:07):
What's all right?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
We're listening.

Speaker 26 (34:09):
I met this girl on my route right.

Speaker 10 (34:15):
Mm hmmm, Christopher, my.

Speaker 39 (34:19):
He just listen.

Speaker 34 (34:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 39 (34:22):
So every day she usually, you know, as soon as
she see me coming around the corner with the mail,
she usually you know, comes to the door and get
her mail day.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
You know, usually talk for a second.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
And one time I can't come to the door.

Speaker 39 (34:41):
So I went up to the door and I knocked
on it. Take it her the mail, and uh, she
asked me if I wanted some water. I said, yeah,
you know, she invited me here.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
For a second.

Speaker 39 (34:54):
The next thing, you know, it uh.

Speaker 41 (34:59):
The movie did it?

Speaker 13 (35:01):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Uh?

Speaker 39 (35:06):
Think about it is that's not the worst part.

Speaker 29 (35:10):
What it's the worst part.

Speaker 7 (35:15):
She was no protection, No, And she.

Speaker 26 (35:21):
Called me yesterday and said that she's pregnant.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yes.

Speaker 39 (35:28):
How long ago did this happen? It was like over
the summertime? My god, I don't know what, My god,
what do you think you could tell Ja?

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Do you think you could tell us?

Speaker 29 (35:51):
You think I could do it?

Speaker 39 (35:53):
I mean, obviously I want to wait until I want
to try to get.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Up atturny best first.

Speaker 39 (35:58):
I mean, yeah, do you think you could teuch.

Speaker 34 (36:00):
As for me?

Speaker 8 (36:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 40 (36:04):
Me personally?

Speaker 33 (36:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 42 (36:12):
Gosh h.

Speaker 43 (36:19):
So who was you thinking about telling Jazz?

Speaker 44 (36:23):
I was hoping that's what I called you.

Speaker 22 (36:27):
You know, you know she might leave as soon as
she found us out right.

Speaker 39 (36:32):
That's why I make you but advice, because I know
you don't want to see them leave.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
But I did it.

Speaker 45 (36:39):
It only happened one time.

Speaker 46 (36:42):
Uh huh.

Speaker 47 (36:46):
Never mind, you answer that course by going to that flow?

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Mm hmm that sound of or? Is that dumb?

Speaker 48 (36:55):
Me?

Speaker 30 (36:56):
What?

Speaker 31 (36:57):
You better?

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Tell him to keep it in his pants from now on, Mom.

Speaker 9 (37:00):
Chris, it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 47 (37:03):
Chris, I am going to fight Jo.

Speaker 39 (37:06):
I'm just going to let you know this. As much
as I listen to the Joe at the boarding show,
we are going to fight.

Speaker 10 (37:13):
Mom.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
You're on five lines to tell your mom.

Speaker 47 (37:17):
Oh my god, if you knew how my heart was founded.

Speaker 22 (37:20):
And as much as I listen to the mojo, oh wow.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
Oh, if you listen to us all the time, how
could you fall for something like Oh my gosh, Well, mom,
The good news is that he did not get the
woman on his mail route pregnant.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Man.

Speaker 47 (37:38):
Chris, you wait till I see you.

Speaker 39 (37:43):
Me and my bad and you are going to fight.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Now.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
Chris told us beforehand that there was no way that
we could ever get you to swear, and I thought
that maybe we might with this one.

Speaker 39 (37:56):
Oh, I'm about kicking life for real.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's Mojo in the morning Sweet five Lives to tell you.

Speaker 9 (38:08):
It's Mojo on the morning show.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
So this next topic is a topic that was brought
to me, brought to my attention by a very good
guy friend of mine.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
My wife says that I have the longest nose hairs
in the history of nose hair.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
She says to me this whenever we're driving in the car,
because for some reason she can see the nosehirs as.

Speaker 9 (38:32):
She's looking at me.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Do they touch your top lip?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Well, Shannon, tell you how big my nose hairs are.
According to my wife, Chelsea she says, they touched my
mustache of my beard, got the connector, Like they're literally
hanging down and coming down and touching them. And she
always tells me this while we're driving, which is the worst.
And I actually have in the center council of my tahoe,

(38:58):
I have an electric nose hair trimp.

Speaker 19 (39:00):
You do not.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
Lift up the flat I got dude wipes there.

Speaker 33 (39:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
So what do you do at a stop at a
red leg? You just real quick?

Speaker 13 (39:11):
So I do.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
But the problem is it's difficult. Have you ever tried
one of those at all before?

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I have?

Speaker 7 (39:18):
You have women?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
Do women get nosehirs.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Well, you mean yes, you not that we have to.

Speaker 8 (39:24):
I know some girls I get a wax when they
get like their eyebrows waxilian nose.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
So I have this thing and it's basically this. You
turn it on.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
It's it's owned and made by Manscaper, which I know
other companies make them. So I get a manscaper one
and I think it's called it might be the lawnmower.
They have the weird names to their things. I think
it's a weed whacker or weed whacker, right, yeah, so verified,
So I turn it on and I'm trying to do it,

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and it's hard because I'm trying to get that just
that piece of nose hair to get up there, and
it's not. I wish it was a weed whacker where
it's spun around like the weed whackers do and can
get the whole thing while it's up in your nose,
although that would probably like screw up your sinuses. So
I said to Chelsea when we got home, I go,
can you do me a favor?

Speaker 9 (40:14):
And so what's that? I said? If I lay down
on the couch, will you whack my nose?

Speaker 18 (40:19):
Like?

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Will you weed whack my nose? And she said.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
Like she kind of like put up a little fight
to that. So I talked to one of my buddies, John,
and I said to him, I go, yeah, so I
was asking Chelsea to do this for me, and he goes, oh,
like he stops me right off the bat. He goes,
you cannot ask your wife to do that for you.
If you have your wife do that for you, she
will never f you ever again. And I said, why

(40:48):
do you say that? And he said, when a wife
or a husband is put into a position where a
they have to do something for you, that is not sexual,
the appealing or they see you do it, they're never
going to want to have sex with you ever again.
And he told me this comes from experience, because he

(41:11):
walked in on his wife and I promised him I
would not say what she was doing doing something to
herself self grooming wise that he said, he cannot get
out of his head. And it's to a point where
she doesn't sometimes get his penis erect.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (41:29):
Okay, was she also using a weed whacker?

Speaker 44 (41:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (41:33):
No, But wouldn't it be funny if she was using
his nose.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Truman nose hair is wouldn't bug me? I don't know
that does It seemed like it would be high on
my list.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
He said it's gross. And he said to me, he goes.
He First off, he said to me, he goes. Listen,
you're a much cooler guy than a guy that needs
to have nosehairs and ear hair taken care of. Like
he's like that stuff that pops, you know, Anna's you know,
Grandpa needs to have. Although pops is a sexy mother effort.
So yeah, that guy is still you know, he's still

(42:06):
taking care of what do we call Grandma Graham's pops
is still having fun with Graham, still popping, so I said,
I said to him, I go, all right, So I'm
going to bring this up as a topic on our show,
and this topic is going to be what's the least
romantic thing that you have ever asked your partner to do?

(42:27):
Or what's the least romantic thing that you've ever witnessed
your partner doing. Eight four to four Mojo Live is
a telephone number, and I want to hear what some
people have to say.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Channon.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
You guys are still in the newlywaed stage of the game, right,
But yeah, you wouldn't want him to like walk in
on you getting rid of air, hair or anything like that,
would you.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
I mean, he knows like I do all those things though,
you know. Like so I'm trying to think of like
anything that he's he's never seen me poop that we
know that, But like in terms of grooming, I don't
really know that he that there's anything that he that would.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
I don't know. I mean, I picture your husband is
like a seal.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
He's just a sleek He's not so I I like him, Harry.
So he has a lot of hair in his body
right now, which he hates because he likes to have
everything shaved, like everything shaved, and I don't know why
that really weirds me out. So he has asked me
before to shave like his back or right here, like
above his butte. I don't a little bit, but like

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in patchy places, I don't love doing that, to be
honest with you, but I don't know nothing that would
gross me out that that much.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
I feel like Bryce has seen you do some questionable things.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
They're too young to be doing this.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
I've never let Wes see me put a tampon in.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
Yeah, that's an interesting one.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
I could do it so fast too, Like you probably
wouldn't even know that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
But wow, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
That's the first thing. They kind of went to Mama.
I feel like I've seen period stuff. Yeah, anything period
stuff that's off. I've seen couples, whether it be like
on social media or on movies, like the lady have
to pop a man pimple on his back. Yes, I'm
off of pimple pop. I have to do that to yours.
That seems a little out of Like, don't ask me
to do nothing like that. I'm not about to bust

(44:23):
a bump on your back. You got the wrong one, Chelsea. Yeah, nah, bro, No,
you gotta move on, guys.

Speaker 44 (44:31):
I'm not gonna lie in Florida. Poppuldia's back pimple and
it went for at least two minutes. It was still
oozing out. There's another layer, there's another layer. The uber
was waiting for two minutes for the thing to be
done popping. She rubbed, I'm broken away. It was swirling
out like a snake.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
It was crazy, Braid, Ashley, what's going on? Okay?

Speaker 13 (44:57):
First of all, that was a.

Speaker 29 (45:01):
Do you need Chelsea to come wax your nose hairs?

Speaker 49 (45:05):
Live?

Speaker 48 (45:07):
Pain inflicted?

Speaker 50 (45:08):
Oh yeah, if it's pain inflicted, oh.

Speaker 18 (45:10):
She'll love it.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
So there's a place called be waxed that's in Pontiac
I go to. But the last couple of Mondays, I've
tried to pull in there and they're off on Mondays,
and then occasionally they'll just randomly have a close day
like where they give everybody off. And I feel like
it's God's way of telling me that I need to
have nose hair, because the last couple of times I've
gotten my nose hairs waxed, I got sick. Afterwards. Oh,

(45:33):
really interesting because they tell you that you shouldn't get
rid of all your nose hairs. It keeps the germs.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I guess do you ever just yank them with your finger?
If you seel a long one, you ever just pull
it out?

Speaker 42 (45:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (45:43):
Hurt bro.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
I literally pulled the last remaining remnants of my brain out.
It's it's fun when you pull it out and at
the bottom of it it has something attached to it,
like yeah, like you get it by the root.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
What's up justin for Justine?

Speaker 17 (46:02):
Oh Justine?

Speaker 7 (46:03):
Yeah, hey Justine. The topic is what is the least
romantic thing you've ever either asked your partner to do
or you've seen them do.

Speaker 21 (46:13):
Well, hopefully my husband doesn't hear this, but he had
assist in his butt cheek and obviously.

Speaker 13 (46:20):
Yep, he could not see it, so I had to
pop it.

Speaker 29 (46:25):
And this smell is something I.

Speaker 21 (46:27):
Will never ever forget.

Speaker 17 (46:28):
That was.

Speaker 22 (46:32):
No, I promise it wasn't.

Speaker 50 (46:34):
It was all It was so gross.

Speaker 9 (46:37):
Assist.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
She would do anything for her man. That is Seriously,
my friend, my friend John says Justine that you'll never
f him again.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Have you aft him since you did the thing to assist?

Speaker 19 (46:51):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 45 (46:52):
We've been together seventeen years.

Speaker 9 (46:55):
So you're a great woman.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Seriously, Sanny, Hey Kelly, what's up?

Speaker 9 (47:06):
Hi Kelly?

Speaker 51 (47:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 52 (47:08):
I am a first time caller long time.

Speaker 14 (47:16):
And so my husband is a nurse, so I asked
him to do probably a lot of gross things, but
most recently I asked if he would be willing to
give me an enema because I was having problems.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
That's the worst.

Speaker 9 (47:29):
He what, Kevin?

Speaker 7 (47:32):
I know you got some girls that are in your
life that you actually have the most fondness for. Could
you give them an anima and then the next week
get them naked and have fun? Probably that's a lot, though, Bro,
it's too much. If best friend said, hey, keV, give

(47:53):
me an anima?

Speaker 9 (47:54):
Would you do it?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
We gave up women for a link, so we oft
bring that up tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
I want that as a topic tomorrow. Literally, hold on, Daz,
what's up?

Speaker 30 (48:06):
Daz?

Speaker 20 (48:08):
Are you doing?

Speaker 17 (48:09):
Guys?

Speaker 9 (48:10):
What's going on? Daz?

Speaker 30 (48:13):
So?

Speaker 43 (48:13):
I sometimes get ingrown hairs down in like the private area,
and one time, after baking cook keeps my.

Speaker 50 (48:20):
Part with a partner, the hair started to irritate.

Speaker 20 (48:23):
Me and I couldn't see it to get it so
I asked him to pick it out, and he did it.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
Oh down there, yeah, and it was.

Speaker 20 (48:33):
Like right in the and it wasn't just like one.
There were like three hairs in there, so he had
to like keep going in to dig to get it.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
If Chelsea asked me not to do that for her,
I'd be happy.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
You know what I would do.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
You would use your teeth. No, do you remember the
old fashioned lights that that doctors used to wear, liked
like a minor hat, like Chelsea, let me examine.

Speaker 20 (48:58):
I had a cortial flashlight too, So he used at
to get it. Like I was like bury one of
those bright for us in life, because I like he
really had to dig for it.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
It amazing.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Hold on a second here, Jennifer, what's going on?

Speaker 9 (49:11):
Jennifer?

Speaker 32 (49:13):
Hello, So in twenty eighteen, my husband type had emergency
surgery and they removed half of his goal in like
the middle part.

Speaker 9 (49:24):
Wow.

Speaker 32 (49:24):
So it created a huge open wound that I then
had to take care of once he got home.

Speaker 50 (49:30):
He was announceablled for like a month, but when.

Speaker 32 (49:32):
They was grossing himself because like his whole.

Speaker 22 (49:35):
Stomach was open, then he had to have a I
forget the right word for it.

Speaker 26 (49:40):
But the shipped back.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
It was all time.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
We got done that, We had done that? Did you
just did you?

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Yeah, you can't say that poop.

Speaker 26 (49:53):
Yeah, it was really gross.

Speaker 32 (49:54):
So he had a hole next to his belly button
where his coland emptied outwards into bag.

Speaker 24 (50:01):
And that lasted for a year.

Speaker 48 (50:02):
And I in order to that to where you have
to dilate it with.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
To keep it open. So I have to ask you
a question. During that year that he had, he had
what are they a colostomy bag? Basically yeah, yeah, did
you guys ever make love?

Speaker 47 (50:21):
Uh?

Speaker 50 (50:21):
Yep, there you go?

Speaker 30 (50:23):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (50:24):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Did you just have to like have him put the
thing on the side or something?

Speaker 32 (50:29):
Or you can you can get a belt where around
your waist to hold.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
It in place.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
They have like little devices to do that to keep tracking.

Speaker 32 (50:36):
Yeah, have like a whole clothing clothing line for adapting
to it.

Speaker 22 (50:43):
When we when this whole thing started, the doctor said.

Speaker 32 (50:46):
You guys, if you don't leave this hospital more often,
you're gonna this isn't gonna work.

Speaker 50 (50:50):
You guys gonna it's gonna be destroyed.

Speaker 26 (50:52):
And yeah, it pretty much happened.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
Can I just say this to you.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
You're the wife of the year. I've got a great wife.
My wife is wonderful. Chelsea has put up with a
lot of crap. You've put up with more than my
Like that idea that you have to change his colostomy
bag and you're still making love to him.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
That's amazing, non stop.

Speaker 39 (51:08):
And we are kids in the travelport and we went
to that.

Speaker 45 (51:11):
We had to do it on the road.

Speaker 30 (51:12):
You know what.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
That's for better or worse that the minister says, that's amazing.
Hold on, Sean, what's up, Sean? I hope my buddy
John's listening to this topic.

Speaker 9 (51:22):
What's up John?

Speaker 18 (51:24):
It's good, bro, Nothing much, okay, Majoe?

Speaker 31 (51:27):
Uh, first of all, Anna, miss and now I'm sorry
for your loss money, but I just lost my best
friend to two of them, matter of fact. But let's
not let's not revisit that. So uh hello everyone, Anna
Mojoe saying, and Kevin, Oh, y'all.

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Morning.

Speaker 16 (51:46):
So check it out, man.

Speaker 31 (51:48):
I had this ex girlfriend of mine and she I
got this mole on my shoulder and it grows a
hair out and she used to write it out with
her teeth.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
And then it just got on my nerves. Was nasty.

Speaker 31 (52:02):
No, she would put her hand on my shoulder and
she would get the rub on my shoulders, and she
picked the hair.

Speaker 50 (52:07):
Shehip find the hair and she will.

Speaker 31 (52:09):
Bite it out, and then when it grows back, she'll
do it again.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
She is literally isn't that bad?

Speaker 6 (52:14):
But if you have a mole with the hair, you
got to get that checked out by a dermatologist.

Speaker 16 (52:20):
It ain't bad like that.

Speaker 31 (52:21):
It's like it's a beauty mark I got. I got
beauty marks like chattered all over my body.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
I hope you.

Speaker 9 (52:27):
Married her, Sean, you marry her, You marry her.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
I tried biting hair on your shoulder.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
She's a keeper.

Speaker 16 (52:38):
Used to get on my nerves. Care bro, I'm telling.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
You she probably was a waw one man.

Speaker 26 (52:44):
Look I kind of I kind of still miss her,
but it's over.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Every time that hair pops off, you just really want
to call her.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
We'll be back with more. Don't go anywhere, please, all right.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
We don't hold hands. It's not that we're against PDAs.
We're just always holding our phones. This is Mojo in
the Morning. Back to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
It is signed for our second secret sound contestant of
the day. You're shout at thirteen thousand dollars courtesy of
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Speaker 7 (53:22):
If you think you know what this.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Sound is, gotta be the ninety fifth caller. We're clearing
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Speaker 3 (53:38):
Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
I said, we're clearing the phone lines like that. I
like that Fresh ninety five, Fresh ninety five. Let's get
into some dirty.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
So to catch you up to speed, We're gonna talk
Kanye to start off this dirty now. The Wireless Festival
announced a few I guess a month ago, maybe a
few weeks ago, that Kanye would be headlining the three
day event. Shortly thereafter, Pepsi announced they would no longer
be sponsoring now. Pepsi was the leading sponsor, and that
set off a whole list of other companies to follow suit.

(54:12):
PayPal dropped out brand called Diego's, a liquor brand they own,
Johnny Walker, they owned, Captain Morgan, and a host of
other maybe smaller brands.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Jack Daniels.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Jack Daniels I believe is one of them, and since then,
Kanye has been denied entry from the UK, and yesterday
Wireless Festival put out a memo saying that they are
canceling the entire festival at this point. But again, this
all started because Pepsi pulled its sponsorship. So the question
on everybody's mind is, well, did Pepsi not know that

(54:45):
Kanye was the headliner or how did all of that happen.
Here's Melvin Benn, who's Wireless Festivals organizer, talking about just
that we.

Speaker 41 (54:53):
Did with Pepsi for instance, I lead sponsor and they
signed off and approved it for example, and perhaps we
should have done.

Speaker 42 (54:58):
Really fast as sorry to get m that's fascinating. So PEPSI,
who's pulled out now, haven't they?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Pepsi?

Speaker 42 (55:04):
Originally we're quite happy for him to come.

Speaker 41 (55:06):
Correct, Yes, we are, there are headlines. Constantly asked them
and asked them to sign off on it, and they
did so.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
PEPSI knew that Kanye was gonna headline. They signed off
and then something happens.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Yeah, do you know, do you have any like inkling
of like, well, what if.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
It or why?

Speaker 7 (55:23):
We may never know.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Now obviously they're you know, based on Kanye's behavior and
things that he said over the past couple of years.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
It points directly to that.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
But again, Pepsi knew he said all of these things
when Wireless announced that he was going to be headlining,
and confirmed with them prior to announcing to the world.
So I don't know if it was public pressure or
what made Pepsi eventually, you know, do a one to
eighty and say we're no longer going to sponsor. But
after canceling yesterday, Wireless Festival put out a note that
said We're going to refund everybody's tickets, so everybody's gonna

(55:56):
get their money back and everything will go there.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
So what do you think about them canceling and not
find another performer.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I think it's very difficult to find an artist on
the level of a Kanye West.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Last year they had Drake headline three straight and this
was coming. This was like Drake's first big tour. He
did some concerts in Australia post the Kendrick Lamar situation,
but this was like his first really really big festival
coming out party. So you have Drake last year, you
announced Kanye this year, It's like where do you kind.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Of go back people to see Kanye?

Speaker 9 (56:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
And then then then you probably would have to go
through a whole refunding if say, for example, no sche
but you announced Olivia or Rodrigo, and maybe the people
who already purchased, Yeah, they may be fans, but they
don't want to go to London.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
So yeah, more on that later.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Yesterday, President Trump tweeted that a whole civilization would die
last night, and luckily that didn't happen. The White House
announced that, following talks with Pakistan's leadership, contingent on Iran
a green to immediately reopen the Straight of Framaz. We
have a ceasefire in place for at least two weeks,
so that is good. Switching gears. The WNBA has a

(57:02):
new collective bargaining agreement, and the women are making more
money than they ever have. I know Mojo is gonna
be happy. One woman in particular is getting paid, Caitlyn Clark.
Her salary will jump from roughly eighty eighty five thousand
dollars last season to five hundred and twenty eight thousand
dollars this season.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I mean, that's amazing, amazing, However, shouldn't be just a
little more.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Definitely agree, but I think going from eighty five to
five twenty eight. It's crazy, pretty huge, increased, but definitely
agree and maybe with you know, more eyes and more sponsors,
maybe Pepsi since.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
You know they're not.

Speaker 37 (57:43):
Wait really quick on WNBA, didn't Mojo's favorite WNBA start
being traded?

Speaker 30 (57:50):
No?

Speaker 7 (57:50):
No, no, that would be my favorite.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Shut out to Angury's newest acquisition to the Atlanta Dream.
Last story, we're going with the a litteral alliteration here
Atlanta Angel Rees. We're gonna talk about actress Aubrey Plaza.
May know her from Parks and Recreations or White Lotus.
Some good news, Aubrey Plaza announced that she's pregnant, So
shout out to Aubrey and her boyfriend what's his name,

(58:16):
Chris Abbott. This comes a year after Aubrey's husband unfortunately
passed away, and she's moved on and now she's expecting
a baby. Some say that's fast. I say it's amazing.
So congratulations to Aubrey and her boyfriend. That's that's your dirty, good, dirty,
goood dirty.

Speaker 15 (58:36):
This is something in the Dirty on the thirty's on
our podcast now at Mojo in the Morning dot com.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
And no, it's time for Mojo's Secret and here's your host.
Have nos.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
It's everyone's favorite radio game show, Mojo's Secret Sound, where
we play a sound, you guess it, and the person
that guesses it is going home with thirteen thousand dollars
courtesy of our friends and family at DFCU, the greatest
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weeks with this and we got a new contestant hailing
from Taylor.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
We got Christie on the phone. What up, Christy?

Speaker 29 (59:32):
Hey, Kevin, how are you?

Speaker 7 (59:33):
I'm doing great? Christy?

Speaker 5 (59:34):
How are you?

Speaker 18 (59:36):
I'm doing great.

Speaker 29 (59:37):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
All right, I'm excited as well. Thirteen thousand dollars on
the line. What are you doing with that money? Should
you guess correctly?

Speaker 18 (59:46):
I'm gonna do some home upgrades.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
We are we starting with the bathroom? Are we going
with the new roof? Are we going kitchen?

Speaker 16 (59:54):
Where we're starting going?

Speaker 39 (59:56):
We're gonna get a new front door.

Speaker 17 (59:58):
We're going to replace marpening, give it a little.

Speaker 13 (01:00:02):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Spruce up this place, all right? So before we should.
We got a jazh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Let's listen to this secret sound. All right, Christy, what
is Mojo's secret sound?

Speaker 13 (01:00:21):
I think it's a knife scraping against toast when you're
spreading something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Wow, knife scraping against toast when you're spreading something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I like that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Getting a lot of guesses about bread, Yeah, loaves yesterday,
I did.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
I like this, maybe a La Mandarin lamargin. I mean, now, Christy,
are you spreading butter or what are you spreading on that?

Speaker 29 (01:00:44):
I mean, for me personally, probably some peanut butter, but
I don't know who is spreading.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
What something something spreading? Christy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
Unfortunately, oh oh really sure. It got me hungry though.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, that was a great guess, and I guess we
haven't heard before. So that was a very unique guest
and the first guest.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
So thank you very much. Keep playing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
We'll be back around eight thirty with more opportunities to
win thirteen thousand from DFCU.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Thanks Christy, all right, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
This is the Midwest number one morning show, and that's
kind of sad. Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Mojo in the Morning, I've got a brand new car.
Did you see his new car? Man, this Mustang.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Shout out Steve Gobarrow. Great people is off for the
Mustang came through.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Man.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
Oh man, hold on a second, I need oh, here
you go, Here you go?

Speaker 16 (01:01:44):
You ready?

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Thanks, Sally, I got I'm gonna play for you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:48):
It's exactly. That's the only it's the only Mustang song
that I that I know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
You Mustang not It's all right now, yes, wow my
Stang salad.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Hey that boy a goer to man. I never had
a fast car like that. You know, you see people
in traffic dipping in and out. Not one of those people.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
It's a nice video to take care of this car.

Speaker 30 (01:02:13):
You can.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
I still got my jeep. So we're gonna keep all
this stuff for anything in this one over under on
how many tickets this guy gets a month?

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
None, no ticket a month.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
You know, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
A few days ago or whenever we did it, we
talked about uh Sam getting her first car and likes accidents.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
So I'm posting the picture that I posted.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I'm in the car. I'm waiting, I'm doing this, I'm
doing that. It takes me about thirty minutes with everything
that I'm doing. I'm taking my time. The moment I
try to pull off a huge F one fifty reading
I was like, oh my god. But speaking of potential
accidents and new cars, I want to talk about Mojo
for a second.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
We all know Mojo. Big shout out to Gordon Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
He has a beautiful what you gotta I got a
Tahoe beautiful tu.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
He's talked about it a lot, right, this beautiful car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Interior is amazing, exterior color something, it's completely different from
what he's used to.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
Where are you going with it?

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
One of them we were talking about your were talking
about your car?

Speaker 9 (01:03:14):
Did shot?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
So we in the car right and shout the Mojo
because he drove me off to Holly in order to
pick up the car. Wow, this is the first time
I'm getting in his vehicle. It's beautiful, right. And one
of the things that Mojo has always said about this
car is its ability to self drive.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
Yes, so we're on super cruise super cruise. So we're
super cruising. He's like, look at the wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
This is how I can tell it's it lights up
green or something like when it's it's scary.

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
I've never been in a self driving car. It can
get scary.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
And it got scary because if you trust these self
driving cars and something happens, what do you do?

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
We in the car, everything is going perfectly fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
The car can switch lanes, it can do all of
this stuff, But it can't tell you if one of
those yellow and white construction things is coming in away
when the lane is closing and we almost ran in
a dead zone.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
It does it exect that?

Speaker 28 (01:04:05):
No, it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
It says construction orange.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
But okay, yeah, okay, real quick, real quick. Let me
let me say, if you're one of the people that
has designed this thing, you have to call us out
because there was I've never had an issue at all
with this thing. I drive every morning and every afternoon
when I'm going to and from the radio station, i
am on the lodge and this thing is driving itself
and I'm just sitting back like I'm in an uber.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
This is the greatest thing ever. I'm like, we're the Mints,
and it has never had an issue. The one time
cabs in it, we're driving down seventy five towards Holly
and zot Ford and we're driving all of a sudden,
right before Dixie Highway, there's like this construction stuff that
comes up. I'm going I don't think it's gonna turn.

(01:04:50):
I'm like, are we are we gonna move over? Are
gonna switch lane? I'm like looking at this thing going
it's never done this before, It's never done this before.
And I'm like, and I'm showing this off to Kevin
like I am actually trying to be like, mister, I'm
so proud, like I should be the spokesperson for General
Motors and the Super Crews thing because I'm like the
biggest fan of this thing. It didn't turn, so I

(01:05:13):
had to like quickly grab the wheel you have.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No I'm looking, I'm looking at him and I'm looking
almost I'm like, is this thing gonna move over?

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
I almost had an autonomous lawsuit on my hands. I
was like, I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
And Kevin was going to be there to witnesses, and
we were so close to running these things over and
the car did not.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
But is anybody listening that drives a car that drives
itself like a Tesla or I know Ford has this too,
by the way, Steve, because steveg was telling me that
they have it. I forget what they call it in
the Fords, but it well on the highway drives itself.
But I know that the Tesla's drive purely itself. If
you have a self driving I have been in a
cyber truck. I have been in a cyber truck.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
And Joeyszego from the Carpet guys, Yes, remember he took
Smith because Smith wanted to be in a cyber truck.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Did self drive it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
I think he's he did for a second.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
It's so I think it's a great technology because it's
way better than me driving. But this thing was it
was kind of gotta be alert. Hold on saying, Angie
wants to ask a question about your Mustang. What's up, Angie? Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:06:13):
Try, Good morning, guys, keV.

Speaker 22 (01:06:15):
You should name your car sexy read.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Wow, I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 29 (01:06:21):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
People name their car? You actually named cars? I've never
married mom, but every do you have a name for
your car, Angie?

Speaker 22 (01:06:27):
I yes, long stories.

Speaker 20 (01:06:30):
I have a town and country and she since I'm
half Mexican hal Colombian and and she's white, I named her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
So good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
That's so good.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
Mexican.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
You've never named your car never?

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
No, I've never done that. Is that is that a
normal thing to do?

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
People? People a lot really Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
I had an old Toyota Celica when I was in
high school and I named it Tom Selica, so we
would call it Thomas Slica. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
By the way, Tom Selick was. Tom Sellick was such
an icon that that they're doing at the Tiger's game.
I think next week they're doing Tom Sellick Day. Really,
they want everybody to dress up like Tom Selleck put
where the Tigers hats.

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
And they're doing it for a charity.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
So so text here here at text and says I'll
get in trouble if I come on. But I'm one
of the people working on the autonomous for one of
the Big three, and I have to tell you we
have more lawsuits on our hands from issues like this.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
You don't ever zone out that much, right, Like you're
not supposed to take a nap or watch a show
and not pay attention.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
So there's two safety features on this tahoe that I
think has saved me a lot. Number one is the
eye feature, because if you don't have your eyes on there,
it basically comes, it beeps such and it vibrates really
crazy like eyes on the road.

Speaker 9 (01:07:53):
That's one.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
Number Two, when I'm backing up and if I'm backing
up and I'm going fast enough where if I don't
stop quickly, I'm gonna hit something, it auto stops me.
And so it auto stops me like you hit something.
But it's just basically slams, like when I'm pulling out
of my garage in the morningst couple of times.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
It's that is.

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Honestly, I don't care what safety features you put on
a car. I would have banged into like five or
six things in my driveway.

Speaker 9 (01:08:17):
What's up? How you doing?

Speaker 30 (01:08:18):
Cam? Hi?

Speaker 33 (01:08:20):
I just wanted to welcome Kim to the Mustang family. Yeah,
I'm going a twenty eight eco.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Hoo ok.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Where we meeting me?

Speaker 46 (01:08:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Look, you need to.

Speaker 33 (01:08:32):
Come down to Mustang Ali brin cruise weekend. That's my
birthday weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
To where's wait, where's Mustang Alley on Woodward?

Speaker 24 (01:08:40):
There dream cruise between Woodwort and oh boy, between Woodwort
and here.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
We'll google it well or you said it to us Tex,
text it to us.

Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
Kim.

Speaker 13 (01:08:55):
Yeah, we'll textae. I love it and h just welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
Look Mustang gang, Mustang gang.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Part of the gang is.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Who's cooler the Mustang gang or the people that drive
jeeps and do the jeap wave to each other. Hey,
they got the mustangs of they got a wave? Though,
you got anything that you do when you drive by
a Mustang?

Speaker 15 (01:09:19):
We do?

Speaker 38 (01:09:20):
What do we do?

Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
We give you the.

Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
Do you okay? I'm learning with the tongue in the
middle or no?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
That at night?

Speaker 9 (01:09:30):
What's going on, Darla? How you doing?

Speaker 18 (01:09:33):
I'm fine?

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
How are you? Good morning?

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
We're good? What's happening?

Speaker 13 (01:09:36):
So you know?

Speaker 43 (01:09:37):
I was listening to you.

Speaker 35 (01:09:38):
I used to be a test driver for several companies
that tested the self driving cars electric vehicles. That vehicle
was supposed to pick up on the construction barrier, but
it didn't, and you really should report that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
That's okay, that's actually interesting. I should maybe what I
do do I jump on on Star or something and
tell them.

Speaker 20 (01:10:00):
You can tell on Star, but it needs to be reported.

Speaker 35 (01:10:03):
If it's a GM vehicle.

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
You need to report that.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
Yeah, No, that's good that it was interesting because there
was plenty of uh notice that there was a construction
there and it normally it does it for me, it's
on certain streets.

Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
But what's up? Oh God, his name? How do I
pronounce this?

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Our tinistinas?

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
Yeah, Okay, higher tinis.

Speaker 14 (01:10:29):
My cousin he has a Tesla and he literally like
would drive home from work and go to sleep while
his car is driving him.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
How does he do that? Because your eyes have to
be open, don't they?

Speaker 18 (01:10:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:10:41):
I don't think it does in the Tesla, and the
Tesla just drives itself.

Speaker 16 (01:10:44):
So it just like takes the wheel Jesus sake.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
I mean, wouldn't it be nice to take a little
nap while you're driving? Would you feel safe doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
No, definitely would I wouldn't feel Yeah, I wouldn't feel
go to sleep. Yeah, it's like that's how it's intended
to be, though, Yeah, like in a perfect world event.
Hey Shayl, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (01:11:11):
Hey?

Speaker 50 (01:11:11):
So you ever have a lemon?

Speaker 29 (01:11:13):
Right?

Speaker 50 (01:11:14):
Well, we had a large red Mercury Mountaineer and we
had to name her peg Bundy because every time we
got paid, that vehicle needed to have something repaired on it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
That's actually a funny name. That's great, Chris, this is funny, Chris.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
What did you name your car?

Speaker 18 (01:11:37):
My car's name is hemorrhoid.

Speaker 9 (01:11:39):
Why am right?

Speaker 26 (01:11:41):
It's it's busted right now.

Speaker 16 (01:11:43):
It's a pain in my.

Speaker 38 (01:11:49):
So it's so sore.

Speaker 9 (01:11:52):
Oh man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
We got to try to see what we can do
and help you out and see if you can go
visit one of one of the people that we represent.
I got Gordon Chevrolet, I's got zoch Ford, Shannon's got
Moran Automotive.

Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
So yes, there's plenty of opportunities.

Speaker 26 (01:12:08):
Christmas in my life.

Speaker 9 (01:12:08):
We got to help you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Yeah, We'll see what we can do to help you out.
With Chris, we appreciate it. Take care of yourself in bye,
thanks for.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Listening to us and not you're better Judsuit. This is
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
It's Mojo in the morning. Shannon says that when she
does this, it makes her feel like she's a criminal,
which is kind of an interesting topic in itself. What
are some things that you do on an average basis
where you almost have to feel like you're telling people
that you're not doing something illegal?

Speaker 9 (01:12:38):
What is yours?

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
It's so stupid. I actually did it on my way
to work today. But it's going to the bank in
the middle of the night, which it's essentially the middle
of the night. Yes, when we come to work, and
I had to get some cash out this morning, and
so I roll up to the bank, and I go
through the ATM and I see the bank ATM that
I go to as in a mall parking lot, and

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there's a police officer right there, and I know it
looks kind of suspicious to go to a bank at
four thirty in the morning. So I felt like this
morning I was doing everything very exaggerated to show that
I was just holding my phone up to do my card,
taking out some cash. That was it, driving away, nothing else.
But I'm like, why do you why are you behaving

(01:13:21):
this way? What you're doing is very legal, very normal,
but I felt like a criminal in the process.

Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
I never thought of it that way.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
But you're right, is right there parked, Yeah, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
Yeah, you feel you do feel like that's kind of
your kind of your thing. I think anything at night,
you feel like you're doing something illegal if.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
You're the only one, yeah, you know, the bank parking
lot is totally empty, lights are off.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
What are some others that that we could similarly add
to to the list, because I think that there are
different things like where you if you're doing something that
looks like it's a little bit chhape, Like if I
walk up to a neighbor's door. Have you ever done
this at all? Do you ever go to a neighbor's
door because you want to like go and drop something
off of their house or whatever. Like I've gotten packages

(01:14:09):
from my neighbors that they dropped off, like Amazon dropped off.
If I go up to their house to drop it off,
I feel like I'm walking up with my hands up
so they don't think that I'm going to do something
and steal something because they have security cameras. Yeah, so
Chelsea said to me, she goes, Hey, Karen's package came,
can you go put this on Karen's front doorstep? And

(01:14:29):
I don't really go over to the neighbor's house and
like walk up to their because you have to like
walk down the driveway just a little bit and it's
kind of got a bunch of trees.

Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
I'll like walk up and go, I'm here just to
drop off.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Like I'm like talking to nothing, yes, because I feel
like I'm doing something wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
You know what Another one is for me, and this
happens to me all the time, is I carry a
big tote bag and it has tons of stuff in it,
including snacks and like bags of candy and stuff. So
if I go into, for example, Target, I always feel
like they're going to think I stole the items. Really
I walked in with I've already paid for them, but
I have them loose in my bag, and so I'm like,

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I don't want them to see what's in my bag
because I don't want them to think I just threw
them in there and I'm walking out.

Speaker 9 (01:15:11):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Oh those are good ones A four four Mojo Live
a four four six six five six by four eight
two four eight said yours that you just said. When
you're returning something at a store, you feel like you
have to tell them as you're walking in that I
already paid for this item. Yeah, Jackson, what's what's yours?
The thing that makes you feel like you're doing something illegal.

Speaker 31 (01:15:31):
Walking into a store and them not having what I
needed and then having to lead with nothing in my.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Hands, especially if a salesperson talk to you.

Speaker 18 (01:15:40):
Hard and then I buy something I don't want to buy.

Speaker 13 (01:15:42):
Some do that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:45):
It's so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
You are going into like a store like a Starbucks
or something just to use their bathroom. I always feel like, yes, snap,
I need.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
To buy something, Well, now you do, Yeah, I think
I think there are some that that do require you
to go do it?

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
What's going on, Laurie? How you doing?

Speaker 18 (01:16:04):
Hey?

Speaker 38 (01:16:05):
Good?

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Hold on?

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
You got a bad cell there for one second? Are
you what's happening? Where are you at?

Speaker 22 (01:16:11):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 9 (01:16:11):
Yeah? There you go, it's much better.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Hi.

Speaker 21 (01:16:15):
So, I'm a meter reader for a utility company and
we're in people's backyards all the time and trying to
not look suspicious. I'm very deliberate about walking straight to
the meter and walking straight back to my car, not
looking in windows.

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Do you guys have like the vests or coat that
at least makes you look somewhat official?

Speaker 13 (01:16:36):
Yeah, yeah, yellows that we wear here.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
You guys have to dodge a lot of stuff too,
probably dodge animals and things like that.

Speaker 21 (01:16:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah for sure. When I first started
this job, all the other guys told me, oh, it's
just a matter of time before you get bit.

Speaker 13 (01:16:52):
Oh geez, Oh that's great.

Speaker 21 (01:16:54):
You haven't gotten bit though, hopefully right, nothing major, just
a couple of nips here and there.

Speaker 9 (01:16:59):
Wow, be careful. Thank thank you for what you do.
What's up, Linda? How you doing?

Speaker 29 (01:17:04):
Hey?

Speaker 21 (01:17:05):
Good morning, team, Good morning.

Speaker 46 (01:17:06):
So I'm in Ohio and during times, you can go
to farmer's houses. You know they're they're farm areas and
they'll have either pumpkins or fresh fruit or vegetables. And
then there's an honor system where you grab your stuff,
do your math, and then put the money.

Speaker 21 (01:17:21):
Oh my gosh, I always feel like I'm doing my math,
I'm showing my.

Speaker 20 (01:17:28):
Money up in the air, and because there's a camera
and I'm putting it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
In the Linda, I feel like I'm doing that at self.
Check out a Kroger like I And I know this
sounds weird to say this because they like I always
feel like even if it when when the moment it
says please put that item on the thing, I'm like,
I already put that item on the thing. But you
feel like when you're weighing, you know, a piece of fruit,
like you're like, this is a non organic banana, you

(01:17:51):
know what I mean, because you don't want them to
although I do sometimes if I get an organic thing,
I always put them on one because it's cheaper. Oh
my gosh, you do that sometimes Kroger. You know, I
give them a really good deal on the commercials I
do for them. So what's up, Sarah, how you doing good?
Are you good?

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Well?

Speaker 52 (01:18:09):
I had met my brother in law in a parking lot,
a church parking lot over near Cleveland last weekend with
a Low's bag of electrical outlets because he was doing
electrical work at my house and there was a sheriff
parks like fifteen seats probably away from us.

Speaker 29 (01:18:23):
I think he was just tracking traffic.

Speaker 52 (01:18:25):
So he and I are standing out there. Our arms
are really big. I'm opening up the Low's bag showing
him the electrical always talking really loud so that he
makes he doesn't think it's like a drug kill going down.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
Or I think that you're going to give the guy
orl in the church parking lot because this is true
my brother in law on the list.

Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
Yes, that's funny. Those are good ones.

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
Kristin, what's yours that when you do it you feel
like you're doing something illegal?

Speaker 51 (01:18:50):
Yeah, I be the nighttime manaster at my store and
I do night time.

Speaker 33 (01:18:55):
Banksop at the bank.

Speaker 51 (01:18:57):
You got your key, it goes out the wall and
you put money in Yeah, cameras. But yes, it's uncomfortable,
but definitely uncomfortable. When it's pitch dark out you're doing
one there.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
That I would feel like I'm gonna get robbed. But
that's that's true. Toya's got a great one, Toya, what's yours?

Speaker 24 (01:19:17):
Why is two of them.

Speaker 51 (01:19:18):
Actually going into like Victoria's Secret and you shop and
you fill up your bag and then you go in
the fitting room with more items than what you should
and you already know that.

Speaker 23 (01:19:24):
They're looking at you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Yes, fitting rooms are definitely lines where you feel like
they're thinking of your shoplifting.

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
And what's the other one?

Speaker 47 (01:19:32):
When you run into somebody that you like, met you
went to school, win or something.

Speaker 23 (01:19:36):
Y'all in a parking lot talking and you think that
everybody is thinking it's a bad drug dealer.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:19:43):
That is a good one.

Speaker 16 (01:19:44):
Or this one?

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
This one happens to me if I if I'm with
my wife and another woman walks up to me that
I've met through work and she comes up, I always
feel like Chelsea thinks that she and I had an
affair at one point, like when she and I'm like,
I'm like uncomfortable to meet you know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
You ever have that at all? Like a guy walks
up to you and you're with your husband.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Well, because I always get who's that?

Speaker 33 (01:20:04):
How do you know?

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
Right, it's like you get say anything to me because
she doesn't really care. But the funny thing is, I
feel like she's thinking to herself something, what's up? Mony, Mondo?

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
You said first time?

Speaker 53 (01:20:19):
Long time?

Speaker 9 (01:20:19):
He first time on what's going on?

Speaker 49 (01:20:25):
So for me, it's walking to the back of Electronic
and buying something like an Xbox Control or something ain't
for it back there?

Speaker 16 (01:20:31):
That happened to walk out?

Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
Yes, yes, that happens to me with my prescriptions at
CVS too.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
Yeah, you buy something at the pharmacy. Yes, that's funny, Mondo.

Speaker 9 (01:20:41):
That is so true.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
And I like buying in the back because the guys
in the back are usually less busy, you know. Oh yeah,
if you're Kevin, you just walk out because you don't care,
even if it's legit. All day yesterday I kept thinking
about that conversation of him leaving and the guy only
charging him for was the item again it was tackies,
what's up?

Speaker 29 (01:21:03):
Meg?

Speaker 46 (01:21:04):
Hey?

Speaker 28 (01:21:05):
For me, it is definitely when I smoke pot, even
though it's legal, because I feel like four o'clock hits.
I get out of work and I work from home
and I smoke pop and I feel like I'm still
at work.

Speaker 13 (01:21:16):
I feel like I'm doing something wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
Meg, when I go to the dispensary, if I just
go to there and buy something, even if buying I
walk out of the thing, I feel like I've walked
out of a drug house, which I guess I did.

Speaker 8 (01:21:27):
Were driving home with it, I'm like, oh no, I'm
going to get pulled over, Greg, what's up.

Speaker 18 (01:21:32):
Coming home from the dispensary.

Speaker 13 (01:21:34):
I always feel like.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
I'm going to get there, you go, there, you go.

Speaker 21 (01:21:38):
Yeah, that's funny, beating the whole time, beating out of
my freaking brain.

Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
Yeah, you're thinking the entire time, man, that you're back
in high school when it was illegal and you were
driving home with your illegal narcotic.

Speaker 13 (01:21:50):
Yeah, more like walking school smoking out of a pop band.

Speaker 9 (01:21:55):
You know what's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
I'll never forget the guy, the buddy of mine, who
used to be the guy that was like my my
the guy or my drug dealer, like when I when
I was in high school. His name was Charles. He
was the valedictorian of our high school.

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
I was gonna say that sounds like a sophisticated guess what.

Speaker 16 (01:22:10):
Charles he probably he probably peaked in high school.

Speaker 18 (01:22:13):
He's probably still selling.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
Charles had the best dank. He was the richest guy
in high school. Let's put it that way. He was
the breaking bad He was the Walter White of Merris
High School. He smoked in high school, just just I
didn't smoke. I never inhaled.

Speaker 18 (01:22:28):
Yeah, I believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
I believe it will be right back.

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Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
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Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
Let me take you all back to the beginning.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
You're a Dodo. Ahead, let's go.

Speaker 9 (01:23:18):
I got you were talking in You're Dirty.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
About how j Loo had what a a grasshopper or
some sort of they.

Speaker 9 (01:23:26):
Climbed on top of her.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Listen to this story. A friend of mine had something
crazy happened this weekend. A friend of mine was doing
some of his dishes in his sink, and he had
dishes from like the night before in there, and he
started doing the dishes. And you know how you like
put a plate over your center area where their garbage

(01:23:47):
disposal kind of puts the in the garbage. He picked
the plate up off of there to kind of rinse
it and start doing it, and as he picked the
plate up, something flew out of that area there. He
didn't have the disposal on, thank god, because a bat
flew out of his out of his his sink. So

(01:24:09):
he had a bat in his house that got for
somehow in his sink, and it made him go, I
might have a bat coming through my pipes or something
like that. Oh my god, have you guys have you
seen the bat? Like the bats that are up. There's
bats that are all over the place, Like I feel

(01:24:30):
like we're infested with bats all over and they're flying
all over the place.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
Last night we were out.

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
And it was just before it started getting like dark,
and the bats were just flying all over the place
like you know, kind of they're the ones that kind
of circle and go crazy like where they're not like
normal birds will fly and they land somewhere. If the
thing's just still circling, like in the middle of the night,
it's a bat that is flying about that. Yeah, y yeah,

(01:25:01):
I would die. We had bats one time. I was
telling my friend this. We had bats in our attic
and you could hear him. I thought we had like
mice or rats or something, and we ended up having
to call literally a service called Batman. It was the
guy shows up in a like an old pickup truck
with its same batman on the side, and there's like

(01:25:21):
bats lying on there. And the guy went up in
our attic. And the weirdest thing was I said to Chelsea,
I go, is this guy okay to go up there?
And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. He comes walking in.
He's got goggles on and he's got like all this
he was prepared. Oh he was like seriously, it was crazy.
And he went up in the attic and he set
up little traps for the bats and then ended up
catching a bunch of the bats and then he lets

(01:25:43):
him go. And then we had to like there was
areas like up towards like our chimney area that we
had to like make sure that we're sealed and closed off.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
I have to go up in our attic today to
get down some suitcases and stuff. And every time I
go up there, I'm like, please don't let there be poop.
Please don't let there be the animal poop. Or an
animal up there, and bats only.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Come out at night.

Speaker 9 (01:26:03):
Correct.

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
Bats typically sleep during the day. They're actually you know
what bats are?

Speaker 9 (01:26:08):
Bats? Are you before you got this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
John?

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
Nocturnal?

Speaker 18 (01:26:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Yeah, there there they are. They sleep during the day
and then at night they kind of go out and
they do their thing.

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
He did it get in the garbage disposable?

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
Yeah, this is here's some bath, so sleepy, this is
bats time. People like bats like. People actually have bats
as pets, which I think are kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
I would rather have bats in my attic than my rats.

Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
Would you?

Speaker 18 (01:26:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:26:42):
What's up? Teresa?

Speaker 29 (01:26:43):
Hi?

Speaker 22 (01:26:45):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
What are your thoughts? What are your thoughts about Shannon
going into that attic to go get her suitcases today?
And how many bats do you think are going to
jump out at her?

Speaker 33 (01:26:56):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
What'd you?

Speaker 35 (01:27:00):
I had?

Speaker 20 (01:27:00):
My wash was downstairs in the basement. I was doing
a little of dark and.

Speaker 23 (01:27:05):
I was grabbing everything out and at the end I
was grabbing this I thought was a dark black socket.
Here it was a fact that was in my washer
that washes my clothes. No, yes, yes, I screaming, Yeah, yeah,
I was dead, but I wasn't about to touch it.

Speaker 29 (01:27:21):
I heard my son comes.

Speaker 20 (01:27:21):
I said, you've got to be the man at the
house and get this.

Speaker 21 (01:27:24):
Bat out of here.

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
How old your son?

Speaker 18 (01:27:27):
Oh?

Speaker 29 (01:27:27):
He was?

Speaker 13 (01:27:28):
I was young.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
Yeah, like a teenage kid. Because at that point I'm
not the man at the house. At that point, I'm sorry.
Whatever happened to dad? Where was Dad at a time
to be the man at the house. I don't care.
I didn't even care. Dad's a dead boy. You go
find another man to be the man of the house.

Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
I don't want that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
Yes, brought out me pretty freaky.

Speaker 9 (01:27:50):
Yeah, that is crazy in your uh Amanda, what's going on?

Speaker 34 (01:27:58):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (01:27:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 50 (01:27:59):
I love watching bats and they're great.

Speaker 29 (01:28:01):
They eat tons of mosquitoes.

Speaker 50 (01:28:03):
You really you should buy.

Speaker 13 (01:28:04):
They have bathouses, you can hang in trees and stuff
around your house to encourage them to stay around.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
So I like the idea that they eat mosquitos. The
problem though, is they might think I'm a mosquito, and
I don't necessarily want the bat right, you know, dodging
towards my head because they're blind, aren't they?

Speaker 9 (01:28:23):
Isn't that where we get the term blind as a bag?

Speaker 20 (01:28:26):
I think its like echo location or something like that
of dolphins doing the water.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
I mean, I take Henry and Louis, my dogs, out
to go to the bathroom at like ten o'clock at night,
and those some bitches many they will fly down and
go after me. They think my hair is an animal
or something. They're like going right after this. It's crazy.
What's up, Amber?

Speaker 9 (01:28:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
Hey? I'm good.

Speaker 53 (01:28:49):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
I'm doing Okay. We're talking about my buddy who had
a bat fly out of his sink. Can you imagine
what you would do if that happened to you?

Speaker 21 (01:28:59):
Honestly?

Speaker 20 (01:29:00):
Probably imagine Because we've had bats in our house over
the last couple of months.

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
Man.

Speaker 20 (01:29:05):
We'll just be sitting and watching TV and all of
a sudden you see something flying through the living room
and then the cats start tasting it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:29:15):
Do you ever have bats in your belfry?

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
What is that term?

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
Isn't it like bat? Bats in the belfry?

Speaker 9 (01:29:21):
What is it called? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:29:23):
Yeah, bats in the belfry? What does that mean? By
the way, when somebody says you have bats in your.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
Belfry, you've got a booger in your nose?

Speaker 16 (01:29:29):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 30 (01:29:31):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
I do have a booger in my but that's what
it means.

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
I just peak that up chat GPT. Let me ask
chat GPT. What does it mean when you have bats
in your belfry? I'm gonna ask it right now.

Speaker 9 (01:29:46):
What does it mean when it says you have bats
in your belfry? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
Hold on a psychond I met you have a booger
that people could see bats in the belfry. That's an
old idiom meaning someone is a bit centric, odd or
not thinking clearly, like their mind is in a tall
church tower a belfry, and the bats are flying around
inside causing confusion.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
You guys, I have no idea where I got the
booger things from, but I.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
Think I got bats in my belfry and he got
a booger. What's going on, Catherine?

Speaker 18 (01:30:24):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (01:30:25):
So I found out that I am terrified of bats.
A couple of years ago, I was at my sister's
and one flew through the house and I freaked out
and started crying, and it was very embarrassing. And then
a couple of minutes later, the same thing happened. Suddenly
something flew over my head and I again freaked out,

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and my brother in law took a black sock and
put dental flaws and was dangling.

Speaker 6 (01:30:51):
It over my head.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Oh man, I'd be freaking. That would be just nuts.
These guys are playing games with you, Catherine. What's up, Sanna?
How you doing? How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
The phone caves out. Zach just gave you to you.
What's going on? So?

Speaker 53 (01:31:13):
I have a basement room that I rent and one
morning I went off this Okay, I got to go
to the bathroom and I thought that there was like
a black paper cowl and my toilet. It turned out
with the.

Speaker 20 (01:31:30):
Yeah, something would have flown.

Speaker 9 (01:31:32):
Up, and I don't know was it. It was dead?

Speaker 6 (01:31:38):
No, no, it was at Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
And I don't ever look at my toilet. I don't
never look in my toilet when I'm going to the
bathroom in the middle of the night. If I sat
down that thing, would there would be enough room in
my butthole for that?

Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:31:54):
Okay, can you imagine it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
Would be horrible? That's that's truly a bat in my belt?

Speaker 9 (01:32:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:32:08):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
Jackie was driving in her car and what happened?

Speaker 23 (01:32:14):
Hey, so my so Almo was.

Speaker 40 (01:32:17):
Serving with my dad and my little brother and a
bad actually, like.

Speaker 45 (01:32:21):
My bird was going crazy in the scene next to me,
and I was trying to figure.

Speaker 22 (01:32:24):
Out why I moved the specture.

Speaker 45 (01:32:26):
It went right on my lap and I.

Speaker 48 (01:32:29):
Freaked out and I swiped it down and put a
pillover top of it and told my dad.

Speaker 53 (01:32:35):
Like I was like going crazy climbing to the front,
and he's like, what a bug? Why are you freaking out?

Speaker 34 (01:32:39):
A bug?

Speaker 21 (01:32:40):
And I was like, no, Dad, a bat, Oh my cat.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
That's quite the difference there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
At this point right now, I am literally like starting
to scratch and itch and like that's flying all over
the place. Close your windows, guys, keep them closed. Watch
your toilet. Man, this is crazy. And you know what,
it's the attack of all the animals, because you know

(01:33:05):
what's going on, Jackie, We've got deer overpopulated. They're running
out in the middle of the street. They literally sat
next to me at a red light this morning looking
over at me like when are you gonna go? And
then these turkeys, these wild turkeys. I want to shoot
those bastards. Oh my god. Yeah, this is nuts. All

(01:33:26):
these people, by the way getting attacked by bats.

Speaker 6 (01:33:29):
Nobody else has heard bats in the belfry for a booger.
I'm really weak.

Speaker 9 (01:33:32):
No, no, no, no, with some says that you're wrong, Channon.
What is it with some?

Speaker 39 (01:33:38):
So it called?

Speaker 28 (01:33:41):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
Yeah, but it's only been twenty five. But I got
to tell you something that's amazing. You need to call
us more often. What did you call for the last time?
Oh my god, I left the mark.

Speaker 21 (01:34:01):
Remember when he said I want called in to cut
me out and called the inn.

Speaker 19 (01:34:06):
Yes, and people started calling me off and he said,
you asked what did when I cut you off?

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
In cal the That's all right, that was you. Well
with sim calls more off and I'll talk to you
in another twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
You viewed my snap you read my text? No callback?

Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
Second date up?

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
It is coming up at a twenty in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. Uh,
how did you come up with this topic? Where are
this topic coming in? The rich people's topic? Yes, so
I was out in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
I don't know if it was gross Point Farms or
just gross Point period, but it's a lot of rich
people out there. That's where we used to go, and
we really wanted like the full size chocolate candy bars
dr Halloween and as a kid, all of Rise.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
People lived in Gross Point. For those people that don't
know where that is, maybe you're listening in another area.
Google the Gross Points and google these homes. These are
homes that are spectacular.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
They are.

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
I would call them their mansions. And there's a lot
of historic people that have estates. Yes, there's a lot
of people that are have lived there that are famous,
and the most famous people are probably like the the
Anita Bakers, the Aretha Franklin's, the Miguel Cabrera's. It's money
over there. Basically, it's a whole lot of narrows over there.

(01:35:24):
For real, our advance estate is over there. Yes, gorgeous. Okay,
So I'm over there. I grocery shop out there, So
that's where I was at.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
So I'm over there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
I'm driving, stop at a red light, and of course
I'm looking at homes because you don't see this every day.

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
So I'm looking. I'm like, Wow, this is dope.

Speaker 9 (01:35:38):
Wow, this is dope. This is dope.

Speaker 7 (01:35:40):
I stop at a red light.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
I look to my lift and my question is like,
what's the most rich thing you've seen in somebody's house.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
I look to my lift and how the house is facing.
It's a big ass house.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
So it's not just facing like the front or facing
a side, it's facing all directions.

Speaker 9 (01:35:57):
It's like three sixty others.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
So I look and it's a big ass mirror up
at the top like a glass you can see inside house.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
They got a damn.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Polar beer, like a stuffed polar bear at the top
of a house, right in front of the window for
everybody to see.

Speaker 7 (01:36:13):
I'm like, how's that's rich? You know you're rich when
you can go to wherever you go to buy a
polar bear and say I want to buy a stuffed
polar bear. I don't have it one display like that
is like something like you say to yourself, I want
a polar bear?

Speaker 43 (01:36:31):
Or what do you do?

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
Do you go and you see it and say to yourself,
you know what, I think I like it.

Speaker 9 (01:36:37):
I'll buy it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
How much is.

Speaker 9 (01:36:41):
Do you think it was?

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Do you think it was a live polar bear when
they met it and they killed it, and then they
probably said I want that one.

Speaker 9 (01:36:49):
Michael Jackson, how do you know where to put it?

Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
It's so interesting because there's been times where I bought
memorabilia before and I'm like, I would like to buy
this memorabilia for my house. That's the only thing I
think I've ever bought that I consider art, like I
have I have a Tom Brady autographed Patriots jersey is
and I'm like, this is the greatest. Where do you
hang it?

Speaker 9 (01:37:11):
Like, where do you decide that you're hanging it? Like
I have to hang it in a man cave.

Speaker 7 (01:37:15):
This person with the polar Bear has to say to themselves,
where do we put the polar Bear? And they put it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Somewhere where everybody can see. Yeah, and the windows aren't drawn,
it's like wide.

Speaker 9 (01:37:24):
Open, Like, hey bear, that's amazing. I'd love it. We
should go on a polar Bear house tour. Just go
check out. It's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
You were talking this morning, like the topic that you
wanted to do is things that people rich people have
in their homes. We had talked about Paul Corvino, our
old boss, the most interesting man in radio.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
He actually lived in gross Point.

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
He did.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
Yeah, he lived in gross Point in a in a
really really awesome, uh you know home that was there,
and we would have party station parties there all the time.
And he had the coolest thing ever that Lydia had
brought up this morning Lydia. I want to tell the
listeners and tell cav about it.

Speaker 30 (01:38:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
So he had a Batman poll in like his office
like a stripper. Yeah, it could be a stripper.

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Watched the old Batman show. So Batman had a pole
that he would go on to where he became Batman.
He would slide down to the the bat cave.

Speaker 6 (01:38:17):
But you didn't see it when you walked into the room.
You had to open these It was closet.

Speaker 29 (01:38:22):
It was.

Speaker 9 (01:38:22):
It was like how Batman had it where it came
out from a like a bookshelf.

Speaker 12 (01:38:26):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:38:27):
And it would go to his basement.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
So when I would go to his house, I would
slide down the pole, but that takes his basement. I
never went down the bat pole. Didn't you have to
come out of an armor or something in the basement. Yeah,
so you had to come out. It was like a
closet type thing too. So you had to do this closet.
You dropped down to a closet and you came right
out to his basement.

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
He had like a movie room in there.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:38:49):
That's rid.

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
Yeah, isn't that?

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
It was.

Speaker 7 (01:38:55):
Downstairs behind your arm? Warm got to.

Speaker 9 (01:39:04):
Figure it out.

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
I want to do something in my house and I
want to I want to do this. I want to
do a bourbon like room like I've been wanting to
do this, kind of like a speakeasy like we have
in our basement. We have, like the kids have a
video game room. They don't play videos in the video
game room. It's literally got old video games that they

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don't use any like PS two's and stuff in there,
and there's and they play on the TV.

Speaker 9 (01:39:36):
That's the TV I watched from.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
So I said to Chelsea, I go, this would be
a dream of mine to have like a bourbon room,
and to have it so that you get a bunch
of bottles bourbon because I try to collect That's that's
the only thing I've been kind of collecting these days.
Is I get like bourbon bottles or Bourbon special bourbons
and have them in there and then have a group
of guys like with barrels of bourbon like there and

(01:39:57):
sit around with nice comfy like leather chairs and we
all just sit there and drink and stuff in the room.
But I don't, I don't know, like that would be
the thing I would want to do. Would you have
an armoire, Like how would you get into time, I
think I would have the arm will for the is
that how you pronounce it?

Speaker 9 (01:40:14):
Arm will is an armor? Looking at me?

Speaker 7 (01:40:21):
I would have no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
Now I feel like it's a weird word to say
that bottles.

Speaker 7 (01:40:26):
On the arm will.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Okay, how are we getting into your speakeasy? You got
a secret lever you're pulling, you know?

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
And I thought, like a bookcase that you I'm holding.

Speaker 7 (01:40:39):
Something like that. I want a sliding like I want
to like a thing where you touch the wall in
the wall actually is like glass, and then but you
don't see it there and then all of a sudden
it turns into it nothing like what I know.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
I don't want. I just want a door door.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
I drove past a house the other day that had
in the they had the garage doors open, and I
am such a woyor if I'm driving past your house
at night, I'm looking in. If your garage is open,
I'm looking in. This family had a thing that it
reminded me of parking in New York City. It lifted
cars up so there was a car on a yes

(01:41:17):
car yeah. And then in the second garage door there
was a car stacked on top of it. A lot
makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Yeah, a lot of you see a lot of homes
that will have them because they only have like a
two car garage, and so they'll take they'll take those
lifts because they have a high garage and they'll have
like a car on top of there.

Speaker 9 (01:41:37):
That's what it was for those guys with those classic cars.

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
I'm such a mom. Why I noticed it too was
the bottom space had nothing in it except for a
bunch of little kids scooters and bikes. And I was like,
oh my god, if something happens to that top car,
they kids are going to get crushed. I wanted to
go up to the front door so bad.

Speaker 9 (01:41:54):
I got chazz hair chassy there.

Speaker 26 (01:41:57):
Yeah, I'm here. How are you guys? The morning good?

Speaker 9 (01:42:00):
Let me hear you say the word arm law.

Speaker 26 (01:42:03):
Arm waw.

Speaker 9 (01:42:04):
That was good. That was very good. What's going on?

Speaker 26 (01:42:08):
So my uncle when I was like four, they built
their house and whatnot, and we were doing a little
tour of it, and my aunt took us into this
room that they have in their their basement and it's
a twenty foot by twenty foot room that they have
converted into a shower strictly for dogs, because for their dogs,
their dogs literally dog dogs are literally like their life.

(01:42:34):
I guess you could say, my aunt she has this
dog trained so well, it's actually firefighters certified and everything. Yeah,
they can climb ladders and whatnot. So it's it's it's
crazy like when you walk in and it's got that
like the one that's right the shower head right in
the middle and it just falls on the dog basically,
and yeah, you go in and you just get dog

(01:42:55):
showered and whatnot.

Speaker 16 (01:42:56):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
So a friend of mine, Eric Johnson, he Johnson's Builders,
They're great. Guy, love the guy. He says that that
that that is pretty popular people that will make grooming
areas in their home for their dogs, like specially like
tubs and things.

Speaker 9 (01:43:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:15):
And then the the other big thing that now is
becoming really really popular in homes is the the two
master suites is like a big deal too, which I
think Chelsea would love to have like two master suites
so you can have like separate rooms to go sleep
and so you go to sleep at night in two
separate rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
I was showering at twenty bought twenty foot though big everywhere,
Like is it coming from like a kind of like
in my mind, is like if I put a flick
a lighter in front of a sprinkler and it covers
the entire areas.

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
I don't know, because I'm I'm not I'm not into
the shower heads that are above your head. Like I
don't like the rain showers I like. I like them
like fire hoses, I want them seriously tearing my skin.

Speaker 6 (01:43:55):
In the same way because sometimes when I go to
a hotel that has that, I don't like it because
sometimes I don't want to walk my hair. Man, I
got to wear a shower.

Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
I hate it because I'm a big man, and it
never there's always a part of my body that's getting cold.
What's going on, VICKI high fire?

Speaker 43 (01:44:09):
Hey, how's it going good?

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
We're Oh by the way, somebody says that they may
know the neighbor that has the polar bear really house.

Speaker 9 (01:44:15):
Yes, I'm sorry, go ahead, Vicky. What's up?

Speaker 21 (01:44:19):
We have the three signed jerseys in like shadow box
framed on the wall in our family room.

Speaker 7 (01:44:26):
I like it.

Speaker 20 (01:44:27):
And an entire shelf of all thirty two NFL mini helmets.

Speaker 7 (01:44:32):
Oh, by the way, and you have this up in
your house. This is not something that your husband has
forced you to have.

Speaker 13 (01:44:39):
Up.

Speaker 18 (01:44:40):
No, it is not forced to have up.

Speaker 16 (01:44:42):
It is in our family room.

Speaker 7 (01:44:43):
Because that is Could you call my wife because you
might be the nicest wife in the world for doing that.

Speaker 21 (01:44:50):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 20 (01:44:50):
It's clear shelves and all the mini helmets are on.

Speaker 18 (01:44:53):
It's it's kind of like a floating wall display.

Speaker 9 (01:44:55):
That's cool. I like that. I want that.

Speaker 7 (01:44:57):
I want that, and I wanted dairy queen ice cream
machine right in the middle of my house. Would you
like one of those soft serves? I got to put
it with the bourbon in soft surf bourbon over soft
sarve bourbon. Yes, but how about bourbon and lemonade in
a machine that's like a slushy machine at seven eleven?

Speaker 9 (01:45:15):
What's up, Andrea?

Speaker 19 (01:45:18):
What you really need to do, what you really need
to do is have your bourbon room and then have
your yacht rock music playing.

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
Hold On, hold on you, hold on, hold on, No,
no yacht rock, your ya rock. I want to little seriously,
I mean, tell me, come on, let's be honest with me.

Speaker 9 (01:45:40):
Be honest with me.

Speaker 7 (01:45:41):
Brandy, I'm down. Wait, I'm sorry, Brandy. Your name is Andrea.
Oh my god, you know what that means? Hold on
a second, I need to play Brandy all that.

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
Can I tell you something, Mojo? I went to the
Farmers when We're kid with the kids the other day
and the little band was playing this song where then
I had. All I could hear was you going, yeah, rock?

Speaker 9 (01:45:59):
Where are the.

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Have a drink?

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
Come on, have a drink? Western sister you Andrea hundred ships.
Tell me that you don't listen to it on the
weekends and.

Speaker 37 (01:46:14):
Think of me.

Speaker 29 (01:46:16):
It's a good it's a good.

Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
Exactly, I'll get you all right, We'll have a good
weekend the.

Speaker 7 (01:46:24):
Scrap Exactly, We're gonna have a little glass of bird.

Speaker 9 (01:46:30):
Listen to yacht rock.

Speaker 53 (01:46:38):
With its.

Speaker 9 (01:46:45):
Dude dude Cody, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi,
hey guys.

Speaker 43 (01:46:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 54 (01:46:53):
So when I moved out, my father converted my bedroom
to this gun say true you know? And yeah you
put it under lock and key. He just has everything
from Florida ceiling.

Speaker 7 (01:47:04):
Guns, safe room, Like the whole room had guns in it,
Florida ceiling.

Speaker 9 (01:47:10):
Where do you live?

Speaker 6 (01:47:11):
I would not want to go to Goran or where
are you at?

Speaker 26 (01:47:14):
We're out, We're out, like U.

Speaker 7 (01:47:18):
Honestly, there's something kind of cool about that. You know
there's something a gun room. You have a whole he
has a gun safe room.

Speaker 54 (01:47:25):
Yeah, you're able to get the guns safe out of
his bedroom.

Speaker 7 (01:47:29):
And it does he got like old school guns because
that would be.

Speaker 9 (01:47:35):
Like like powder.

Speaker 43 (01:47:40):
In there.

Speaker 30 (01:47:42):
Do this?

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
And what does he what does he store the guns
the guns in?

Speaker 30 (01:47:47):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:47:48):
What is the name of the furniture that he stores
the guns in? It's just the whole the bedroom?

Speaker 30 (01:47:54):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:47:54):
No, no, no, no no. What's it called.

Speaker 13 (01:47:59):
Safe?

Speaker 9 (01:48:00):
An water?

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
That's our word for the day Today is brought to
you by the letter A for arm wall.

Speaker 9 (01:48:11):
Is that how you spell it? Is it with an A?

Speaker 28 (01:48:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
Yes, there is an R at the end?

Speaker 10 (01:48:15):
So is it.

Speaker 34 (01:48:18):
A I R E?

Speaker 9 (01:48:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:48:21):
Hold on, Becca, what's the rich people's house that you know?

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:48:27):
So I was at a farm in Zeeland. I used
to work for a restaurant and we went to this
farm that like supplied us a bunch of cows and
they were super rich, Like they had this beautiful house
and inside the house like you know you're rich when
you have a small doll sized model of your own
home inside your home. Really yeah, And it was like

(01:48:49):
everything was accurate, like it had it had everything the
size but then they also had this one room with
all their taxidermy and I'm not talking like not like
deer and waterfowl and fish, like this guy went hunting
in Africa and had like leopards and stuff. But my
favorite TEXTI Jeremy was two raccoons playing poker.

Speaker 6 (01:49:12):
Freaks me.

Speaker 7 (01:49:12):
It does, it does. It's kind of weird, I know,
but it's wild. That's funny. Back at thank you for
the call. We appreciate you, no problem.

Speaker 15 (01:49:20):
If you're weird, crazy, sometimes stupid and clinging, you're just
like us.

Speaker 5 (01:49:24):
This is Mojo in the Morning. It's the second date update.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
On Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 9 (01:49:30):
Second Date update. Uh we got here. We got Michael
and Chase. Oh I like this.

Speaker 7 (01:49:40):
We got two guys that are on the second date update.
A little same sex relationship going on here right now.
Michael getting ghosted? Michael, how are you?

Speaker 10 (01:49:52):
I've been better, but I'm all right.

Speaker 9 (01:49:54):
How did you good? How did you guys meet?

Speaker 10 (01:49:58):
We met on Grinder.

Speaker 7 (01:49:59):
Let me ask a question, because I do not have
a Grinder account. No matter what people think, I ask
my son this all the time. My son, Jacob, I'm grinder.
Is it better because there's more abundance out there than
going to Tinder or going to Hinge to meet somebody.

Speaker 9 (01:50:16):
Is that why you go there? Because it's it's purely
same sex relationships.

Speaker 10 (01:50:22):
Well not necessarily, but Tender and Hinge you have to
match with someone, whereas Grinder you can just message them
and then you don't have to wait for them to
match with you.

Speaker 4 (01:50:30):
For them to respond.

Speaker 9 (01:50:31):
Okay, all right, So what happened?

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
You guys went out on one day, two dates and
now that you're not getting called back, what's the story?

Speaker 10 (01:50:39):
Yeah, we went out to dinner, but we did have
sex after, so I don't know it went kind of fast.

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
I guess the sex or the dinner or the date,
the date, ok, like the whole thing date.

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
To the sex.

Speaker 9 (01:50:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50:57):
Did you understate that happening like after talking to him
and Grinder?

Speaker 10 (01:51:03):
No, not really, but I kind of I think that,
like I was more open to it because when we talked,
it kind of seemed like he was open to shoot
your dates and like maybe he was looking.

Speaker 7 (01:51:15):
For something more serious and not a one night stand,
which is what you're feeling right now. Chase is on
the phone with us, Chase, will you say hello to Michael?

Speaker 16 (01:51:25):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (01:51:26):
Hey, Hi, Chase, you do what's going on? What is hey?

Speaker 7 (01:51:37):
What is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
Chase?

Speaker 16 (01:51:40):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:51:41):
Well, you know, it was just it was a great time,
and you know, I thought it was went well most
you know, it was.

Speaker 18 (01:51:50):
It's just sort of complicated.

Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
What's complicated?

Speaker 18 (01:51:56):
Well, you know, I mean we hit it off and
stuff like that, and you know, you're you're he's just
a sweet guy. And I really I do like him.
I mean, it's like, you know, so it's just hard,
you know what I mean, It's like difficult.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
That's all.

Speaker 6 (01:52:11):
What's the butt here?

Speaker 17 (01:52:14):
Well, the truth is I'm still in love with my ex,
you know, and and it just it just wasn't the same,
you know, with with him. And it's it's not him, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:52:28):
Me really, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:52:34):
Who was like, how fresh does this break up from
your ex?

Speaker 9 (01:52:40):
It's it's it's okay. So it's about two weeks ago.
So it was about two weeks ago, And when was
the date? Michael was just rock?

Speaker 7 (01:52:53):
So do we believe Chase, no offense and don't get
offended and hang up on us. It sounds to me
like you were cheating on your boyfriend and you decided
to go out with Michael, and now you're realizing that
this is not a good situation.

Speaker 18 (01:53:09):
Oh no, no, no, no, we were broken up. I
was not cheating. What it is is if he wants
to prove along, I thought this would sort of help
me get over him.

Speaker 6 (01:53:19):
Oh so you kind of used him.

Speaker 9 (01:53:21):
Do you believe that, Shannon Kevin Michael?

Speaker 34 (01:53:24):
I do, but I do.

Speaker 6 (01:53:26):
I just think that it kind of sucks that that
was the case, Like he knew going in that he
was not going in thinking that this could be the
potential start of a new relationship. He was going in
thinking this is going to help me. Gosh, it was
a very selfish thing.

Speaker 7 (01:53:46):
Yeah, I feel like I kind of believe him.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
But at the same time, when he hit us with
the it's not me as you thing, that kind of
sounded a little contrived and a little false.

Speaker 9 (01:53:58):
But I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
He's still he probably still miss his X and he
won his X.

Speaker 9 (01:54:05):
I get you.

Speaker 34 (01:54:06):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:54:06):
Do we think though that he should have said something
to Michael about this man of his business? I think
though that you're going to You're nobody wants to be
the rebound.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
I'm saying, he went to go get some buns, and
that's what you've got, and He not in there looking
for look, he's just madd he got played.

Speaker 7 (01:54:21):
Uh eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight the telephone number.

Speaker 9 (01:54:28):
I'm gonna say this to you people.

Speaker 7 (01:54:30):
I don't want you to treat this like you would,
you know, treat it special because it's Michael and Chase.
I want you to treat it like you would treat
it if it was a guy doing this to a
girl or a girl doing this to a guy. I
want you to tell me what you think of Chase
going in for some when he still has feelings for
his acts. I personally think Chase what you did was wrong.

(01:54:51):
Why though, Because what Chase did he's messing with Michael's feelings. Michael,
You're hurt, right, Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:54:58):
It was really messed up, and he made it sound
like he wanted something real and.

Speaker 18 (01:55:02):
I had no idea that he.

Speaker 7 (01:55:08):
I know, but he lied to you. He lied to
you about his intentions that night. He went into this
thing trying to get over his acts by getting under Michael,
and I think that that's not what exactly Michael was whining.

Speaker 9 (01:55:20):
And Michael, how often do you have sex on the
first day?

Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
Not very often?

Speaker 10 (01:55:25):
And I had told him that, and I was like,
I'm not looking for a hookup.

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
I know, but that was after we discussed it. It
wasn't like I was just being crazy like we did.

Speaker 7 (01:55:36):
You'll discuss did y'all discuss dating and potentially finding?

Speaker 5 (01:55:40):
I said, I'm not looking for hookup.

Speaker 10 (01:55:42):
I'm looking for something more serious I don't want.

Speaker 5 (01:55:48):
And we hit it off on the gate.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
Hold on what I'm saying isn't cool. Is I'm just
not of the cloth of I don't do this, I
don't do that, I don't do this, And then you
do everything you said you.

Speaker 9 (01:55:59):
Don't do because he was taken by Chase. Don't sleep
on the first.

Speaker 7 (01:56:05):
Night and you woke up in his big No.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
I never said that either.

Speaker 7 (01:56:10):
I'm telling you this was if this was a woman,
you would be defended and you would whatever you would be.

Speaker 9 (01:56:17):
Bruce, what's going on? How you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:56:20):
I's going What are your thoughts?

Speaker 9 (01:56:21):
Bruce?

Speaker 31 (01:56:23):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:56:23):
I think he lying?

Speaker 22 (01:56:24):
Man.

Speaker 16 (01:56:24):
I ain't gonna lie, you know, whether you whatever your
your person is.

Speaker 4 (01:56:29):
But I just think he lying.

Speaker 17 (01:56:29):
You know, it sounds like kids said when he eat
out with that, But it ain't me as who whatever
you lying?

Speaker 18 (01:56:34):
Man, You're lying.

Speaker 16 (01:56:35):
Wait, if that was a man and a woman, come on,
a man, I'll be.

Speaker 31 (01:56:38):
Lying all day.

Speaker 43 (01:56:42):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 16 (01:56:42):
I'm just saying he lying, he.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
Lying, bro Which one is lying though, Michael, Chase is lying?
Which guy is lying?

Speaker 9 (01:56:48):
The guy?

Speaker 31 (01:56:48):
That the guy that caught in the talk about some
it's not me, as you that's the guy that's lying.

Speaker 9 (01:56:54):
Yeah, Okay, Chase, that's Chase.

Speaker 7 (01:56:56):
That's the guy's lying because I and I agree with
you on that too, Michelle, what's going on, Michelle?

Speaker 13 (01:57:04):
I don't think Chase did anything wrong, really, I think no.

Speaker 55 (01:57:09):
I think he probably does want to go out on
dates with someone else who get over the guy he's
not dating anymore, and he maybe he thought just going
out might help him move on. I don't think he
intentionally meant to hurt him went out with him.

Speaker 7 (01:57:22):
If this was War of the Roses, would be busting
his house, you know that, it would be totally a
different story.

Speaker 9 (01:57:27):
Ganna, what's up. It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 39 (01:57:30):
Hi Modo.

Speaker 16 (01:57:32):
Hi.

Speaker 29 (01:57:32):
So I think Chase was a little selfish.

Speaker 13 (01:57:34):
He needed to be upfront and then Michael could have made.

Speaker 26 (01:57:37):
A choice for himself.

Speaker 8 (01:57:39):
Yeah, said listen, a little selfish for taste to be
like that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:42):
I still have feelings for my Axe, but maybe all
the feelings for you. Let's go, you know what I mean, Like,
just just say that. I probably I don't know, Michael.
Would you have still slap with him if he said
that to you?

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 9 (01:57:53):
Okay, Well there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:57:54):
It wouldn't have worked for Jade, well because at least
then you know there's the what the risk is?

Speaker 9 (01:57:58):
Listen to this.

Speaker 6 (01:58:00):
I guess you know what the risk is anyway, but
he kind of talked a different game.

Speaker 7 (01:58:03):
Two three one says you don't look for love on
Grinder girl, please and then listen to this one. This
is almost similar. One six one six says Grinder is
a hookup site. The fact that he ghosted him and
didn't just come clean is the problem. That's interesting because
I don't know Grinder at all. But is Grinder the
Tinder of gay apps? They say people get married.

Speaker 6 (01:58:25):
I was going to say, my best friend Kelly got
married from Tinder.

Speaker 9 (01:58:28):
Okay, well, I don't know. I don't know. Michael. Your heartbroken? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:58:36):
No, definitely not.

Speaker 10 (01:58:37):
I just think it's rude and annoying.

Speaker 9 (01:58:39):
Okay, Chase, you and the acts back together. Again. Are
you guys back hanging with each other?

Speaker 37 (01:58:47):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:58:47):
No, we're not actually, uh but I really learned My
life's on the point eight.

Speaker 5 (01:58:54):
Need some time, I do, you know, talking to you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:58:58):
And listen to everybody. And also I owe you know,
him an apology because it's it is it's a it's
a it's just a jerk thing to do, and I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:59:09):
I like that you accept the apology.

Speaker 31 (01:59:10):
I call it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
Yeah, I do that.

Speaker 5 (01:59:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
Y'all should go out again?

Speaker 6 (01:59:15):
No, in a while, He's being honest.

Speaker 15 (01:59:19):
This is the whole of the Dirty on the thirty
fro backfro down, a second date update, and more of
the roses.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:59:29):
Sound for the Dirty on a thirty. But first.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
This Mojoe's secret, Sound your chance at thirteen thousand dollars.
We are clearing out the phone lines, eliminating every single
person that's calling now. So if you hear my voice,
you're gonna hear like a dowal tone in the second
because is going to clear you out. And then we're
gonna restart and we're looking for the ninety fifth caller.
Number ninety five is going to have their opportunity to

(01:59:54):
answer a question. If they get that question right, that's
thirteen thousand dollars in your pocket, courtesy of DFC. You
and here's the sound, all right, eight four to four
Mojo Live eight four four six six five six five
four A clear the lines, Beyon good.

Speaker 9 (02:00:13):
Oh, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 7 (02:00:16):
Let's let's do it again. Let's do it the game.

Speaker 4 (02:00:21):
Journey on the thirty.

Speaker 7 (02:00:22):
You are back really quick, guy. What would you do
with thirteen thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Thirteen thousand dollars? I would do my best. I would
give all of you money. That sounds like a pretty
good answer. It probably wouldn't happen, but it sounds like
a pretty good answer. I'll make you smile a little bit.

Speaker 9 (02:00:42):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (02:00:45):
Yeah, what are you doing? Let's say that I'm going
to the Pistons game. Are you going to sit like
a court side or are you gonna save some of
the money? Like, how are you going to enjoy that game?

Speaker 30 (02:00:54):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:00:54):
Dude, I'm going all out one game and you know
I'm getting the jersey. Now, hot dogs, all the hot dogs.
Would you sit on the floor or would you get
one of those booths?

Speaker 37 (02:01:03):
If I could get a booth. I'm getting a booth
and bring my six closest friends. You guys are coming
watching keV do his thing?

Speaker 7 (02:01:10):
And are you coming?

Speaker 8 (02:01:11):
I'm with you? But I think today might be their
last home game.

Speaker 9 (02:01:14):
For the regular playoffs.

Speaker 7 (02:01:15):
Oh okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
Regular season final game is tonight, But playoffs. I believe
once seating has been established and the play in tournament
happens April nineteenth, I believe eighteenth or nineteenth will be
our first home game.

Speaker 7 (02:01:30):
Cannot wait? And what would you do with thirteen thousand?

Speaker 8 (02:01:35):
I would get some work done to my body and
like what what? I don't know, maybe like a nose job,
a boob job?

Speaker 7 (02:01:43):
What's wrong? What's wrong with your nose and your boobs?

Speaker 8 (02:01:45):
Well, let's save that for a topic another day.

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
I don't think anything's wrong with your nose or booths,
things the way they are right now. That but though
it's just all right, let's get into the dirty man.
So You four is returning after a four year hiatus.
The HBO show executive produced by Drizzy Drake that stars
in Deya, Sidney Sweeney and Jacob Aloridy is back and

(02:02:11):
ready to recapture our Sunday nights, but many fans are
speculating that this may be the last season of Euphoria.
I mean, if it took four years for this season
to come, how long will it take for the next
Or is this the end?

Speaker 16 (02:02:23):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
Yesterday was the Red Carpet premiere, and here is actress
Alexi Demi, who plays Maddie on the show, talking about
whether or not this is it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:33):
Is it the end?

Speaker 6 (02:02:34):
Is season three the end of Euphoria?

Speaker 8 (02:02:37):
It feels like it?

Speaker 14 (02:02:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 51 (02:02:40):
Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:02:41):
Are you happy with where Maddie is the end of
this season?

Speaker 7 (02:02:46):
Yeah, yeah, it's I don't want to say too much,
but yeah, yeah, her character probably does. Yeah, or maybe
this is the end? Man, I mean everybody that's on
that show.

Speaker 1 (02:02:59):
To people I just mentioned Jacob Elordi who was up
for an Oscar, Sidney Sweeney her career as blossoming zendayas
She's got three movies dropped in his ear alone. Their
biggest stars really don't have the time, I guess, to
commit to it.

Speaker 9 (02:03:11):
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 7 (02:03:12):
So it's tough.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Man, took four years from this one. Are we still
gonna wait four years for the next one? So shout
out to Zin Day also who looked incredible last night.
She had a little satin peace song.

Speaker 7 (02:03:22):
Oh gosh. Shout out to Tom holland Lucky man Euphour.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Your Season three premieres this Sunday, April twelfth, and nine
pm on HBO or you can stream it on Max Now.
Shannon broke news yesterday that rapper Offset was shot and
it catch up to speed if you are just now
learning this outside of Hard Rock Casino in Florida, and
incident occurred, Still a little gray on all of the details,

(02:03:46):
but Offset was reportedly shot in the buttocks and was
rush to the hospital where he was reported Yeah, yeah,
he was rushed to the hospital. He's reported to be
in stable condition with non life threatening injuries. And the
question is who shot him. Many people believe it was
rapper Little TJ. Allegedly again this is what people believe.

(02:04:06):
Little TJ was present, and he was arrested, not for
the shooting though, but he was arrested on disorderly conduct charges.
He was out on bond yesterday and as soon as
he came out, all the cameras were there in his face,
Reporters were, you know, we're asking him questions, and he
had this to say on the event.

Speaker 34 (02:04:25):
The last thing I seen was all sat looking at
me like this shot me?

Speaker 35 (02:04:29):
That shot me?

Speaker 5 (02:04:35):
Did I shoot crazy? They're saying you were disorderful.

Speaker 54 (02:04:42):
I will say he would never play.

Speaker 30 (02:04:43):
With me like that and his life.

Speaker 1 (02:04:46):
So we don't know at this point, although it does
sound like there is something between the two of them,
and many people are speculating that Offset and this is
allegedly all Set may have a little bit of a
gambling problem and he owed TJ some money and that's
what sparked the incident. We don't know, that's what people
are saying. But uh, prayers at the whole situation ends

(02:05:07):
peacefully in that Offset is remaining healthy in the hospital
right now.

Speaker 8 (02:05:12):
Taking enough cameras everywhere. Please tell me you saw the
pictures of Offset outside of the.

Speaker 7 (02:05:16):
House break you just got shot in the butt crack.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
I feel like hospitals have to have like a designated
area instead of just like allow people to be wheeled
outside in the front of hid cigarette and he needed
a smoke man. Well in this dirty with one more story. Uh,
this is for all of my Michigan Wolverines men's basketball

(02:05:45):
fans Again. The Wolverines won the championship defeating Yukon and
the celebration is upon us. They're gonna celebrate the big
win with a parade and fans welcome the team back
yesterday to ann Arbor, but the official parade will take
place this set, Saturday, April eleventh, my birthday. The parade
will start around ten am at the President's House on

(02:06:05):
University Avenue. It'll make its way through the campus of
ann Arbor, and it'll be followed by a ticketed event
inside of the Chrysler Center at one pm. Preserve seats
are thirty dollars for upper bowl, seventy five for lower Student.
Tickets start at twenty and for more information. To purchase
your tickets and find out exactly what's happening, go to
mgoblue dot com slash tickets.

Speaker 7 (02:06:28):
Have you see them wearing the WWE championship belt.

Speaker 9 (02:06:32):
No, I've had at all.

Speaker 7 (02:06:34):
I'm gonna I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
They are the champion hel Hell yeah, that's you the Dirty.
For more information, check out the iHeartRadio podcast.

Speaker 15 (02:06:45):
Miss Something in the Dirty on the thirty's on our
podcast now at Mojo in the morning dot com.

Speaker 7 (02:06:53):
You know what time it is?

Speaker 8 (02:06:55):
Time for Moji Secret and here's your host heed No,
thank you, Anna.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
It is everyone's favorite radio competition, the only morning show
giving you a shot at thirteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (02:07:13):
Courtesy of DFCU. We scraped the.

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
Phone lines and we found our ninety fifth caller. Well,
I guess they found us. Congratulations on that timing from Romulus.
We got Crystal on the phone.

Speaker 7 (02:07:25):
What's up, Crystal?

Speaker 34 (02:07:27):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 20 (02:07:30):
I'm good?

Speaker 9 (02:07:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
So, other than being our thirty or excuse me, ninety
fifth caller and being from Romulus, tell us a little
bit about yourself.

Speaker 19 (02:07:40):
Oh, I'm a stayble mom, just got my kids off
the school.

Speaker 7 (02:07:46):
I'm not much any hobbies. What do you like to
do in your free time? If you have such a thing.

Speaker 53 (02:07:52):
Oh, I'm a craft I'm a crafter.

Speaker 6 (02:07:54):
I have all the craft Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:07:57):
Is that where a lot of the thirteen thousand dollars
is going to go to? Some crafts?

Speaker 8 (02:08:02):
That and some credit card bills?

Speaker 9 (02:08:04):
Okay, okay, all right, Crystal.

Speaker 7 (02:08:07):
Well we're gonna play this secret sound and then we'll
get your guests.

Speaker 9 (02:08:10):
Zach.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
Let's hear that secret sound. All right, Crystal, there it is.
The question for you is what is Mojo secret sound?

Speaker 20 (02:08:22):
I think it's an office copier printer sitting.

Speaker 29 (02:08:25):
Out multiple seats.

Speaker 7 (02:08:27):
M say that one more time.

Speaker 19 (02:08:31):
An office copier printer spitting out multiple sheets of paper.

Speaker 7 (02:08:35):
Got okay, all right, I like that, guess a lot.

Speaker 29 (02:08:40):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (02:08:41):
I think we had something similar last week.

Speaker 1 (02:08:45):
Unfortunately, Crystal, it is not a copier machine spitting out
multiple sheets.

Speaker 7 (02:08:57):
Okay, that's okay. You can still try again at nine thirty.

Speaker 29 (02:09:03):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:09:04):
I just like to hear the sound sound defeat.

Speaker 5 (02:09:12):
Friendly reminded this morning that you are good enough.

Speaker 15 (02:09:15):
I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happened
to have a radio show, and chances are you're funnier
than we are.

Speaker 5 (02:09:20):
Just as Emoje in the morning, ladies and.

Speaker 7 (02:09:25):
Gentlemen, I'm Jo in the morning, Mojo.

Speaker 6 (02:09:28):
In the morning.

Speaker 5 (02:09:29):
Em to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 9 (02:09:31):
All right, it's mo Joe in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
Anna says that people are treating her differently after the
conversation that we had on the air the other day.
By the way, that conversation was about as real as
I've ever seen on this radio show.

Speaker 9 (02:09:47):
And I uh, I want to hear what's going on.
You feel like people are what are they doing to you?

Speaker 8 (02:09:55):
I don't know. I've never dealt with like a death,
so that felt so close to me, so I haven't
like experienced how people try to help you through like
a hard time like this. And one of my biggest
frustrations right now is that, like, I just feel different

(02:10:16):
and I don't know why, Like I just I don't know.
Everything's different, and I don't know why it is. Like
I post on so I'm supposed to be posting on
social media every day, I don't want to post just
weird things like that. And one of the things that
is also making me feel different is how some of
my friends are treating me. And I don't really know
how to approach the conversation because I know that everything

(02:10:37):
they're doing is trying to be so helpful and I'm
so appreciative of it. But some people, I feel like
are just babing me, and that almost makes me think
about why I'm sad again. So, for example, one of
my friends, I love him so much, but he's texting
me like, did you eat breakfast? Did you go to church?
Did you smoke? Because he knows that smoking calms me down,

(02:10:59):
And these are like that I'm getting every couple.

Speaker 6 (02:11:01):
Hours and I'm like, I'm you're overwhelmed.

Speaker 8 (02:11:02):
I'm overwhelmed, Like I I can take care of myself.

Speaker 9 (02:11:06):
I think, let them if you don't mind, let me recap.
I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:11:10):
I feel like you need to recap because I know
it might be tougher for you to talk about this.
But you missed a phone call from a friend and
that friend ended up dying. You talked about this on
the air. You can go back and listen to the podcast.

Speaker 9 (02:11:23):
So you're saying that this friend of yours is checking
in on you to make sure you're okay.

Speaker 8 (02:11:28):
Different. We're like yesterday, I walked into a meeting with
a bunch of salespeople and like instantly, everyone gets quiet,
no one says anything, and then all of a sudden,
it's we're so sorry. Everyone's hugging me and like thank you.
I get it, thank you so much. But this is
making me remember why I'm sad in the first place,
Like I just want to I just want to be normal.

Speaker 9 (02:11:48):
Well, come over here, seconds punch.

Speaker 3 (02:11:50):
You right now.

Speaker 6 (02:11:51):
A lot of people struggle, struggle when somebody close to
them is grieving. Though I know I'm this way, I
don't know what to do. Am I doing too much?
Am I doing too little? Like I am not great
like keV you are so great with words of comfort,
I'm not good with that stuff. But I feel like
my friend Ashley is so good because whenever I'm in

(02:12:12):
a situation where I'm sad or I'm struggling with something,
she will just come and be and be with me,
not not give me a lecture, not say anything like
just come and do normal things and just be close.
And that to me is really helpful instead of like,
do you need me to drop off food? Did you smoke?
Did you eat? Did you drink it off water today?

(02:12:32):
Did you make sure you get like? That is well intentioned,
but like you said, it can get really overwhelming.

Speaker 8 (02:12:37):
I definitely feel that way.

Speaker 7 (02:12:38):
You know what somebody told and they did for Chelsea
when Chelse went through overaring cancer.

Speaker 9 (02:12:45):
They brought her grapes. Remember that they did remember perfect.

Speaker 7 (02:12:50):
No, it was a couple of our friends did this,
and it made Chelsea and I rethink how we're going
to be with others, you know, and maybe we should
do this with you.

Speaker 9 (02:12:57):
They would just.

Speaker 7 (02:12:58):
Send things to the house, they ask. They wouldn't call
and say what can I do for you? Or can
I do something like this. They would just send things
like randomly, out of the blue. We would get food
that would be just delivered to the house and it
would be a TopWare container of something that they made,
and they dropped it off and said here for whenever
you want it, whatever you want to do with it.
If you don't want it, do whatever, And it was

(02:13:19):
It's amazing. And I think sometimes that what that does
is it lets you just be let you heal through
what you're healing with. But I do think it's nice
that their friends are checking in on you.

Speaker 8 (02:13:29):
For sure. It's just almost overwhelming, like that I have
to answer all these texts and questions about my well being.

Speaker 1 (02:13:36):
When you first started talking a moment ago, you kind
of said that you didn't fully You're not able to
fully articulate how you feel right now, Like you kind
of don't know what to do. You're not really doing
things that you're normally used to doing, like posting. And
I think when you have a friend that goes through
something like that, there's a portion of you that changes

(02:13:57):
as well, where you don't know how to support someone
in that moment. Yeah, And like to Shannon's point, sometimes
you just like over support, because like, I want to
make sure that they know that I'm here for them
and I love them. I want to make sure that
they're okay, and you just don't know how to process.
It is a very weird position.

Speaker 8 (02:14:13):
Yeah, it's weird for everyone.

Speaker 6 (02:14:15):
I also think when you're going through something, your senses
are heightened in that you're like every like, is everybody
judging me? What is everybody thinking about me? Like everybody's
quiet or I do feel like that happens just very naturally.
We're human as well, and normal.

Speaker 7 (02:14:30):
Doesn't feel like enough. Megan, you okay, there you were coughing.
I was going to pick your phone call up.

Speaker 9 (02:14:35):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (02:14:35):
Yes, I'm so sorry, that's okay.

Speaker 8 (02:14:37):
What's up, Magan, I'm doing okay.

Speaker 22 (02:14:39):
I just wanted to give a few words of encouragement
to Anna as someone whose mom passed away at a
young age. I was fourteen. I'm thirty one now, so
it's been a while.

Speaker 20 (02:14:53):
Uh, but it doesn't.

Speaker 22 (02:14:56):
I understand when Anna says that she feels like she's changed,
she has a person, because I feel like I've never
been the same.

Speaker 50 (02:15:04):
Since my mom passed away.

Speaker 22 (02:15:07):
But you have to basically turn into the person that
you want them to be that they want you to be,
that they know that.

Speaker 20 (02:15:14):
You are to make them proud.

Speaker 7 (02:15:17):
I think in Anna's case, I think it's a little different.
I think that it's not that she's changing this person.
She said that people are checking in on her, which
is making her even more sad when they're checking in.
And I think that's what you're saying, is that it's
bringing up the loss more and more because I think
people are just trying to make sure you're okay.

Speaker 9 (02:15:37):
Melissa was up.

Speaker 40 (02:15:40):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (02:15:41):
I am.

Speaker 40 (02:15:42):
I'm very, very deeply moved.

Speaker 45 (02:15:44):
By this topic, and my heart is with your hurt.
My son was killed overseas just over three years ago.

Speaker 40 (02:15:53):
He was in the military and it was just an accident.

Speaker 45 (02:15:57):
And the people that just jumped to be with me
or that knew what to do, they are an enormous lesson.
Those people are just they're a guest, and they'll be
very grateful for that. The people that don't know what
to say or.

Speaker 40 (02:16:15):
Say the things that are traite or that maybe do
too much, maybe just gently, like because I know I
got angry a couple of times, but just gently nudge
them into a I appreciate what you're saying, but this
is not necessarily how I'm going to heal, and we

(02:16:36):
all do have a different path. Some people need the
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 45 (02:16:40):
And that this and that.

Speaker 40 (02:16:41):
For me, it was the people that just knew me
so well. Like Shannon was saying, there are people that
just know what to say or how to act, and
those people are going to be the ones that are
going to be the foundation for the coming day and
weeks and months, because this is going to be a process.

Speaker 45 (02:17:03):
For you, no matter if it is a partner, a child,
or just a really close friend. We all grieve and
we all feel so differently.

Speaker 6 (02:17:14):
Yeah, wow, and we all grieve really differently.

Speaker 7 (02:17:17):
Yeah, and Melissa, thank you for that, and thank you
for your son's service. And we appreciate you calling.

Speaker 20 (02:17:25):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 45 (02:17:26):
You guys are awesome. Some days you make me laugh
so hard and some days you make me cry.

Speaker 9 (02:17:30):
Yes, well you got teared us up when you told
us about your son. Appreciate you.

Speaker 55 (02:17:35):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 45 (02:17:37):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 40 (02:17:38):
But yeah, just remember to take your pace and don't
be angry at the people that are trying. They just
not everybody is emotionally as intelligent as those people.

Speaker 45 (02:17:49):
That you're going to rely on.

Speaker 9 (02:17:52):
Thank you, thanks so much for the call, appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (02:17:55):
Down, what's up?

Speaker 33 (02:17:56):
Down?

Speaker 9 (02:17:56):
Last call on this one? What's going on?

Speaker 28 (02:17:59):
Well?

Speaker 20 (02:17:59):
I had the is it feeling? How she would feel
if no one checked on her? Because my when my
dad had passed, you know, a few people said how
are you doing?

Speaker 18 (02:18:08):
How you feeling?

Speaker 20 (02:18:08):
And then as time went by, no one.

Speaker 18 (02:18:11):
Seemed to check.

Speaker 20 (02:18:11):
I mean, no one seemed to say how are you
doing or how are you feeling? And then I felt
lonely in the opposite feeling of like no I thought
nobody cared anymore. Not Now I realized people just don't
know what to say or how to say, or so.

Speaker 38 (02:18:23):
They just avoid you.

Speaker 9 (02:18:25):
Yeah, that's an interesting one.

Speaker 7 (02:18:26):
Yeah, and sometimes people don't check in with you because
they're afraid to, because they don't know how to how to.

Speaker 9 (02:18:32):
Deal with it.

Speaker 8 (02:18:34):
I definitely see it as a blessing. I don't want, like,
if my friends are listening to think that I'm mad
at them. It's just like it's not my preferred way
of heeling. I guess like I'm more what Shannon said, like,
just send me something to eat. Stop asking me if
I ate stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (02:18:49):
So how do you think you look?

Speaker 7 (02:18:52):
What else?

Speaker 15 (02:18:56):
For me?

Speaker 7 (02:18:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:18:58):
Sometimes I get like I saw energy and I need
to switch something up. So that's why I put mine.

Speaker 7 (02:19:04):
I saw Kevin all of a sudden wearing, uh, wearing sunglasses,
and I was like, why why does Kevin get to
wear sunglasses? And and I don't get feel like the
Blues Brothers or something. Look at us topic, what do
you think you go?

Speaker 8 (02:19:23):
Both of you.

Speaker 7 (02:19:24):
I'm not gonna ask Anna how she's doing. I'm gonna
try to make Anna law. That's all.

Speaker 6 (02:19:28):
I look up and keV is wearing.

Speaker 7 (02:19:33):
Like the switch the switch up something you got?

Speaker 9 (02:19:36):
What do you think Bianca? Look on the video? I
can't see myself.

Speaker 7 (02:19:40):
We need some black suits.

Speaker 9 (02:19:43):
It looks tough.

Speaker 7 (02:19:43):
Let's go. We need black smokes. We need black suits. Man,
we need a man in black.

Speaker 1 (02:19:49):
What's some other buddy comedies where they have black suits
and black shade?

Speaker 7 (02:19:52):
Hey wait wait wait uh it's the movie. Uh, I
don't know Dan Ackloy brothers, brothers. Why why many people
who are sunglasses indoors? You can't see crap? I think
they look cool? Detroit Timus and next on skedon Grand
Rapage stimy and iHeart radio station guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
Human real people, real stories, real laughs, real smelly and
real dump Sometimes Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:20:24):
Line Tapdad Assin.

Speaker 5 (02:20:29):
Mojo in the morning. Hardway to tap that app now, No,
we love our mojo. Back to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (02:20:37):
It's Mojo in the morning. And uh, Shannon got stuck
in this line. And I don't even know how long
you ended up there. But the worst line to get
stuck in, Shannon.

Speaker 10 (02:20:48):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (02:20:49):
I know it's so stupid, but it like took over
my afternoon. I thought I had a few I was
like running early yesterday. I had a bunch of stuff
to do with the kids. In the morning, we had
to run to coss. I had to transition them to
their dads. Then I had to go to a viewing
a friend of mine's dad passed away. But I was
like kind of running ahead of schedules. So on my

(02:21:09):
way home from the funeral home in Farmington, I thought,
I'm going to stop at the Jack's car wash on Telegraph, Okay,
and like, I don't know what it is right there
Bloomfield Tilfield. Anyway, it's the way that the turnaround is
the line and how long. The line is is kind
of hidden from the road, so I'm like, oh, it
looks like there's not a lot of people there. I

(02:21:30):
turn in and boom, it is wrapped around the place
to get in. But even by the time I had
turned in, cars were already lining up behind me, and
I was stuck. It's one of those lines that you
get in and you can't get out of because there
are other cars on either side of you, and you
can't back up, you can't go forward. So I sat

(02:21:54):
there for forty nine minutes cars From the time I
got into the line until the time I drove out,
it was forty nine minutes. And when I got up
to the little machine, I'm an unlimited club member, but
something happened. I think the machine ran out of paper
and it was out of order. So then when I

(02:22:14):
pulled up to the guy and he's like, knocking on
my window, where's your receipt? He didn't know what to
what car wash I was getting. I rolled down my
window and I said, oh, it's just the basic one.
It's not a big deal, and he was like, no,
I need I need the code or a number. So
then the car wash stopped as he had to go
inside and do something.

Speaker 7 (02:22:32):
So it was is a long way? It was, Yeah,
it's got it's the worst is the worst is being
in any kind of line.

Speaker 4 (02:22:40):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:22:41):
Nobody was thought, you know, go into Cedar Point or
Disney and standing in those long lines. But you kind
of ask for it a little bit, like when you're
going there. The car wash is a different thing. Every
car wash is packed.

Speaker 9 (02:22:53):
It's so funny.

Speaker 7 (02:22:54):
A blink of sun comes out and everybody's got the same,
you know idea for sure.

Speaker 6 (02:23:01):
Last I'm like, because he thought I was going to
be home and he's like, where are you. I'm at
the car wash. He goes, you are an idiot. Why
would you go to the car wash today? He said
the same thing. Everybody's going to the car wash today.
I'm not joking. During that time, I painted my nails,
I whitened my teeth, and I called and caught up
with my college friend Julie. I mean I kicked three
things off my list. I was very productive.

Speaker 7 (02:23:22):
That's amazing. Which line is longer for you and more
annoying for you? That line or last week you were
talking about being in Michael's line. I think it was
wasn't it Michael.

Speaker 6 (02:23:32):
Honestly, there's probably the same amount of time.

Speaker 7 (02:23:35):
Yeah, the worst laws for me.

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
And it's almost genius the way that these establishments construct
their lines.

Speaker 7 (02:23:44):
But any fast food line where.

Speaker 1 (02:23:45):
There's like a brick wall where you literally cannot leave,
like you are locked in, especially if it's somebody behind you,
They're like, no, you're.

Speaker 9 (02:23:52):
About to get these chicken nuggies.

Speaker 7 (02:23:53):
And can I tell you that when you go to
a fast food line and you're in the fast food
line and there is a person in front of you
that is elderly, and the elderly person is ordering, and
you get all worked up. I sent this to Lydia yesterday. Lydia,
how funny was that thing? The old man, the eighty

(02:24:15):
three year old man. Take a listen to this ordering
at McDonald's.

Speaker 9 (02:24:19):
Ready, here you go. Here's something I did.

Speaker 6 (02:24:21):
Not expect this.

Speaker 7 (02:24:22):
Watch this this.

Speaker 8 (02:24:24):
I know I shouldn't have done this.

Speaker 4 (02:24:25):
I am eighty three years old. I was again the
McDonald's drive through this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:24:30):
The young lady behind me leaned.

Speaker 49 (02:24:33):
On her horn and started mouthing some ugly things because
I was taking too long to place my order. So
when I got to the first window, I paid for
her order along with my own.

Speaker 4 (02:24:45):
The cause here must have told her.

Speaker 7 (02:24:47):
What I had done, because as we moved up, she leaned.

Speaker 49 (02:24:50):
Out her window and waved to me keep again, mouthing
thank you, thank you. It's probably feeling embarrassed that I
her rudeness with. When I got to the second window,
I showed up to serve her both receipts and I
took her food.

Speaker 3 (02:25:11):
She is to go the short all over again.

Speaker 9 (02:25:14):
Oh my god, that is son is the greatest.

Speaker 7 (02:25:18):
But yeah, there's I have in the morning the same
Starbucks order at the same place every single day. I
ordered literally the same thing, and I'll pull up to
the window and usually I'm the first person there at
five o'clock when they open up, and they'll go, hey, Mojoe,
come on up, you know.

Speaker 9 (02:25:32):
Like whatever, they'll pull up there.

Speaker 7 (02:25:34):
Today there was a black dirty he needed a car
wash or shared a car Chevy Tahoe in front of me.

Speaker 9 (02:25:42):
And you know what I was upset about, dirt.

Speaker 7 (02:25:45):
No, it was a person who must not know what
order they want because they sat in that window for
at least they're talking to them and they're like, hold
on a second, heir, I wanna do I wanna hold
on like there, and I can hear them out the
window because I have my wind know, kind of cracked open.
And it's like, who doesn't know their order when they
go up to any kind of a win.

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
Everybody, bruh, you know your order, you know, sometimes your
taste buzz can change double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry,
large coke go.

Speaker 7 (02:26:15):
You gotta switch it up.

Speaker 6 (02:26:16):
Sometimes I see the photo.

Speaker 9 (02:26:21):
You cannot do this.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
You gotta two minutes. I would say two minutes is
enough time to peruse and then know.

Speaker 9 (02:26:26):
What you want.

Speaker 7 (02:26:27):
Kevin, it's a fast food restaurant, meaning fast food that's
not slow food. That's the way they prepare it, not
the way you order it. And McDonald's, you know, if
they know you're slow, they make you go sit in
a parking spot.

Speaker 9 (02:26:40):
Or if they're slow, they're sitting me.

Speaker 7 (02:26:42):
Now that's what I don't like. They should don't tell
me to pull up. They should make you always go
into parking spot. If you're a person that's always slow,
they should. They should see your you're in the window
and go just pull in the parking spot.

Speaker 4 (02:26:54):
Five.

Speaker 9 (02:26:55):
That is the bang of my existence.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
I get in line, order my food, and you say,
can you pull up it'll be we'll bring it out, Like, no,
that's what I'm here for. There's a window for you
to pass my food through. What I gotta stand up
and wait for John to walk out the side door.
That's not what we're here for.

Speaker 7 (02:27:09):
And and go back to Shannon's car wash situation because
I have that same membership that you have. Yeah, slow
car wash employees, it should be canned on the spot,
and slow car wash members should be having their membership
taken away from them. The whole point of going to
get the car wash and having the monthly thing is

(02:27:30):
you drive in and you drive out slow for real? Yeah,
you drive in handword No, No, they at the end
took me. But the problem is half the time people
pull up to the thing and they can't figure out
what buttons to push.

Speaker 6 (02:27:46):
Or dude, it's three no thank yous for me boom
boom boom. Get my receipt almost every day. No, I
get the basic of basics. No, but I don't basical
basics because I and I always have like a few
bucks cash with me and tip them at the end
if they if I have them, do the towel.

Speaker 7 (02:28:04):
But you got to open the door to tip. Don't
roll down the window. Yeah, you get streaks.

Speaker 6 (02:28:08):
I do the window, but if you roll down the
window and then tip them, they always wipe off the
window again.

Speaker 9 (02:28:12):
Yeah, what's up, Jody? How you doing?

Speaker 35 (02:28:15):
Good morning?

Speaker 16 (02:28:16):
Does good morning?

Speaker 39 (02:28:17):
She wanted me to share my text that was with you, Shannon.

Speaker 33 (02:28:20):
I went to the car wash and the line was
out to the street, but literally it was like ten minutes.

Speaker 13 (02:28:25):
Maybe it's like just moving and moving so fat.

Speaker 7 (02:28:29):
I don't know what was going on.

Speaker 6 (02:28:31):
And then the guy behind me kept honking, and I'm like,
why are you honking at me? Clearly you can see
that I can't move.

Speaker 7 (02:28:39):
Yeah, you're doing You're doing everything you can. Yeah, where
are you right now?

Speaker 3 (02:28:45):
I am?

Speaker 7 (02:28:46):
It's Mary, Mary, go around, Jody.

Speaker 19 (02:28:48):
I work at the plant building the truck.

Speaker 7 (02:28:50):
Okay, see that, and Jody, you know this. You gotta
be productive in the same order, otherwise you could shut
an entire plant down. Can you imagine any of these
bastards that at the car wash trying to figure out
how to make cars like you do.

Speaker 21 (02:29:04):
I know they would be shutting it down. I shut
it down.

Speaker 7 (02:29:07):
Yes, well, thank you for the car. Appreciate you day.
You too, Uh, Cory, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:29:15):
Hey, how's it going? Yeah, a little wife hack on
that one too.

Speaker 54 (02:29:19):
Tell them that your reverse in your car doesn't work.

Speaker 9 (02:29:22):
Tell them the reverse in your car doesn't work. What
happens at the.

Speaker 37 (02:29:26):
Drive through window whenever you're ordering the food and then
they won't make you go to a parking spot.

Speaker 7 (02:29:31):
So you tell them that your reversing your car doesn't work.
Do you people have that happen to them?

Speaker 32 (02:29:38):
Probably?

Speaker 6 (02:29:39):
But then I pissed it you because instead of you
getting out of the way to wait for your meal,
now I have to wait for you to wait for
your meal.

Speaker 7 (02:29:47):
So if you want to wait for hot fries, you say,
my reverse in my car doesn't work.

Speaker 8 (02:29:51):
That's so random, But going forward does?

Speaker 31 (02:29:53):
So why not?

Speaker 7 (02:29:54):
Just Corey, did you say this yourself? That's amazing?

Speaker 32 (02:30:02):
Yeah, that's whenever they make you pull into a spot
and you don't feel like pulling over into that spot,
just say your reverse doesn't work.

Speaker 26 (02:30:08):
And they'll be Okay, wait right here and I'll get you.

Speaker 6 (02:30:10):
Your all.

Speaker 8 (02:30:13):
Confused?

Speaker 9 (02:30:14):
What's up, Samantha? What's going on?

Speaker 22 (02:30:16):
So food?

Speaker 50 (02:30:18):
I'll just go through the app that what you know
you want?

Speaker 22 (02:30:21):
Give your code and.

Speaker 7 (02:30:22):
Then you're good to go, although it pisses me off
when I do that with McDonald's sometimes and they don't
make the food right away. They wait until you're you know,
literally in the line, and then it takes forever. But
how many points do you have a lot they start?
I I know misfit Victor has like one hundred thousand points,
and he won't cash him in because he wants to
have the record.

Speaker 9 (02:30:42):
Of the most points.

Speaker 6 (02:30:43):
Do you ever use the tick fil a app? It
knows your location so it knows when to start your food.

Speaker 7 (02:30:47):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:30:47):
Really?

Speaker 6 (02:30:48):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:30:48):
I love that that place is always got it going on?
What's going on? How you doing? Morgan?

Speaker 16 (02:30:53):
Hey, good morning, guys, Good morning.

Speaker 18 (02:30:55):
I'm sorry that I'm sorry that happening is Shannon, but
I think I know what happened.

Speaker 54 (02:30:58):
I think Kevin was probably ahead of you the line,
trying to figure out what wash you wanted exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:31:03):
If you look at my car, man, no way, you, guys,
I'm addicted to washing my car. That unlimited membership is
like the best thing ever. If I have five extra minutes,
I'm like, of course, I'm gonna go to the car wash.
Might as well get my money's worth.

Speaker 7 (02:31:17):
See, that's the money's worth thing for me. I don't
even care about having a clean car. I just want
to make sure I can put Jack's out of business.
What's up, Jim, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:31:26):
Good morning?

Speaker 18 (02:31:27):
Mojo?

Speaker 16 (02:31:28):
Slow the hell down?

Speaker 1 (02:31:30):
What?

Speaker 30 (02:31:30):
Slow down?

Speaker 7 (02:31:31):
What?

Speaker 16 (02:31:32):
Too many people?

Speaker 26 (02:31:33):
Too many people want instant gratification.

Speaker 16 (02:31:36):
You can go to a drive through, you.

Speaker 18 (02:31:38):
Can be slow, you can check out the menu.

Speaker 16 (02:31:41):
You may change your mind a couple times.

Speaker 9 (02:31:43):
Hurry up, Jim.

Speaker 47 (02:31:45):
Yeah, I had the car.

Speaker 20 (02:31:47):
Wash membership and got a car wash every day.

Speaker 9 (02:31:49):
Oh yeah, Jim.

Speaker 7 (02:31:51):
If you pull into any business that you know you're
going to order something, you know at least five to
ten minutes before you pulled in what you're going to order.
And even if you just veer off into it when
you're pulling in, there you going because you have a
taste or something.

Speaker 9 (02:32:04):
Order fast, Jim.

Speaker 31 (02:32:07):
Now, okay, Tackle Bell, for instance, adds new damn things.

Speaker 39 (02:32:13):
To the menu, can give you items weekly.

Speaker 7 (02:32:17):
They're all the same ingredients, no, Jim, No, Jim. I
order my fast food like I make love fast. Yeah yeah, yeah,
back and quick exactly exactly.

Speaker 9 (02:32:36):
Hold on a second, Courtney, are you there? Courtney?

Speaker 7 (02:32:39):
Hi? Good morning, Hey, good morning, Courtney. Courtney says the
worst place to be stuck is where.

Speaker 21 (02:32:45):
The parking gradge.

Speaker 52 (02:32:46):
I mean you pull up and it stops working all
of a sudden, and then there's a long line behind you,
and everyone thinks you're an idiot because you can't hit
the button.

Speaker 8 (02:32:55):
It's the absolute worst.

Speaker 22 (02:32:56):
It's so embarrassing because you can't back up.

Speaker 7 (02:32:58):
That's a great one, and all you want to do
is drive through that.

Speaker 21 (02:33:01):
Gate you know, my friend, Yeah, and the one in
ann Arbor.

Speaker 13 (02:33:04):
They always break, They are always breaking, and.

Speaker 20 (02:33:07):
Then you hit the call button and no one answers.

Speaker 7 (02:33:10):
They make you feel like you're an idiotuation. Yeah, that's funny, Chris,
what's up. It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Chris, Hi.

Speaker 29 (02:33:17):
I just wanted to say that the worst is when
you're in the car wash and the attendants have you
pulled so close to the car in front of you
or the car behind you, and I'm so scared that
I'm going to get in an accident in the car
wash because you're on that like conveyor belt lag.

Speaker 33 (02:33:34):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (02:33:35):
My car won't let me and I've had I've had
to say that to them. My car like automatically will
stop and it's jarring if I get a certain distance away.

Speaker 7 (02:33:44):
You were talking about not being able to get out
of the car wash because you're trapped in nobody traps
Leonard in what's up?

Speaker 9 (02:33:49):
Leonard? What happened to you?

Speaker 7 (02:33:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (02:33:53):
No, when I've been trapped in the car or in
the fast food launch, but the ones that had like
the small curves with the rocks and like the shoves
or whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (02:34:02):
I'll just drive right over.

Speaker 4 (02:34:06):
Right over drive.

Speaker 16 (02:34:08):
Jeeks, its skid plates underneath it.

Speaker 7 (02:34:11):
I sit up tall enough.

Speaker 26 (02:34:12):
I got a list of bigger tied I'm.

Speaker 7 (02:34:16):
Way to four wheels drive.

Speaker 9 (02:34:19):
Thank you for the call, Leonard. We'll talk to you later.

Speaker 15 (02:34:21):
Body bye, right, jeez, I wish we had more hands
so we could have more middle figures for dumb people.

Speaker 9 (02:34:28):
This this Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (02:34:33):
All right, it's that time.

Speaker 1 (02:34:35):
You've been waiting all week long, all morning long for
your shot to answer Mojo's secret sound courtesy of DFCU,
Your chance to walk away with thirteen thousand dollars looking
for the ninety fifth caller. If you know what this
sound is, think you know, give us a call, Kyzi,

(02:34:59):
Clear off the phone lines. Ninety fifth Caller eight four
to four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
six five four eight.

Speaker 9 (02:35:06):
Hey keV Yo, let's get dirty.

Speaker 3 (02:35:10):
Mojo in the Mornings, Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 37 (02:35:12):
You always say it to Shannon and after hearing after
that's the last time that will ever happen here on
the Mojo in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (02:35:22):
Speaking the last times, this may be the last time
that Kanye hosts or doesn't host a festival. If you
have no idea what's going on with Kanye, the UK
and the Wireless Festival, let me catch you up to speed.
So Wireless Festival announced that Kanye would be headlining this
three day events going to take place sometime in July.
Everybody was incredibly excited. Kanye is coming off of the

(02:35:45):
first time he's performed in the United States and so
far he's drumming up all of this excitement. Shortly after
the announcement, Pepsi, the title sponsor for the festival, announced
that they would no longer be sponsoring the event. That
set off a list of other companies to follow suit.
Everybody started dropping out. PayPal liquor brand called Diego, and

(02:36:06):
that's responsible for Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker among others, and
at that moment, Kanye was denied entry into the UK.
After he was denied entry, Wireless Festival put out a
memo saying that they were canceling the entire festival. But again,
it's all started with Pepsi pulling its sponsorship. So people

(02:36:26):
started questioning, well, like, did Pepsi no? Did Pepsi no?
Kanye was headlining before all of has happened. And we
got an answer. Here's Melvin Ben, the organizer for Wireless Festival,
talking about that very thing we.

Speaker 41 (02:36:38):
Did with Pepsi for instance, I lead sponsor and they
signed off and approved it for example, and perhaps we
should have done.

Speaker 42 (02:36:43):
Really, that's fast as sorry to interrupt again, that's fascinating.
So Pepsi, who's pulled out now, haven't they?

Speaker 5 (02:36:49):
Pepsi?

Speaker 41 (02:36:49):
Originally we're quite happy for him to come correct. Yes,
we are there a headline sponsored. We asked them and
asked them to sign off on it, and they did.

Speaker 1 (02:36:57):
There you have it before we knew. Pepsi knew and
they had no problem. And amidst all of the things
that Kanye has said over the past couple of years,
a lot of people were unhappy on social voicing their concerns,
and maybe that's the reason why Pepsi pulled out, so
we get no.

Speaker 7 (02:37:13):
More wireless festival.

Speaker 1 (02:37:14):
They put out a memo yesterday telling all of the
people who purchase tickets that they're getting their money back,
so refunds are taking place at this very moment.

Speaker 7 (02:37:23):
Switching gears.

Speaker 1 (02:37:24):
There's a billionaire named Bill Akerman who announced yesterday that
he is interested in buying Universal Music Group. So interested
he's already pitched his offered sixty five billion dollars. Universal
Music Group pass artists like Drake, Taylor, Swift and a
bunch of other people. So keep your eyes on that.
Universal Music Group could be under new Are they for sale?

(02:37:48):
I don't know if they're for sale, but there is
a decline I guess across the entire music industry in
terms of like how much people are actually making right now.
So I think this is eleven percent higher than the
share price, So if they were to sell, they would
be making some money.

Speaker 7 (02:38:04):
Everyone has a price, everyone has what's your price? Sact
what are you willing to pay.

Speaker 9 (02:38:11):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
Actress Aubrey Plaza. She is on Parks and Recreation. May
recognize her from her more recent roles on White Lotus. Unfortunately,
her husband passed away a year ago, but that's not
what we're talking about. She announced that her and her
boyfriend are expecting a child. A lot of people think
that this is fast. I mean, her husband died, you know,

(02:38:33):
a year ago. She's already not only moved on a relationship,
but she's expecting a baby. I don't know, happy for
her the new baby and her boyfriend. Congratulations.

Speaker 7 (02:38:41):
I wonder if it was planned or you know, an
accident the baby. Yeah, I don't know, because.

Speaker 8 (02:38:47):
You know, regardless, Congrats to that.

Speaker 7 (02:38:49):
Yeah, there we go, There we go.

Speaker 1 (02:38:51):
More congratulations are in store for the women of the
w NBA. New collective Bargaininger agreement means these women are
making more money than ever. Caitlyn Clark, I know that's
Mojo's girl. Her salary will reportedly jump from around eighty
five thousand dollars last year to five hundred and thirty
thousand dollars this year.

Speaker 9 (02:39:11):
I need to see that.

Speaker 7 (02:39:12):
Type of energy here at iHeart.

Speaker 9 (02:39:13):
But that's.

Speaker 1 (02:39:16):
For all of the information, all the dirties that we
talked about, all the up to date news stories.

Speaker 7 (02:39:21):
Download the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 15 (02:39:25):
This is something in the dirty on the thirty What's
on our podcast now at Mojo in the Morning dot Com.

Speaker 8 (02:39:33):
Time for Mojo's Secret. I feel like I should call
it Kep's Secret sound.

Speaker 2 (02:39:41):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (02:39:41):
We gotta keep the branding, the brandy. That kept the
brandy the brand.

Speaker 8 (02:39:44):
And now here's your fill in host, keV.

Speaker 1 (02:39:48):
No, thank you, Hannah, Rob appreciates you. It is everyone's
favorite game show here on the radio. It's dcfu's Mojo's Secret.
Sound your shot at thirty thousand dollars. We started at
five thousand, no one got it.

Speaker 7 (02:40:05):
We put a.

Speaker 1 (02:40:06):
Little extra on it, took it to seven thousand, nobody
got that. And here we are sitting proudly at thirteen
thousand dollars, same sound. A varying of guesses here and
our latest guest, hell's from Adriana, coming all the way
from Clinton Township. Good morning, Adriana.

Speaker 7 (02:40:24):
How we feel it.

Speaker 3 (02:40:27):
Good?

Speaker 6 (02:40:27):
How are you? keV?

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
I'm doing amazing. So are you a faithfal listener? Do
you listen every day every hour? Have you heard a
lot of these guesses?

Speaker 28 (02:40:36):
Well?

Speaker 50 (02:40:37):
I have been a.

Speaker 47 (02:40:37):
Faithful listener since I was in high school, and that
was back in like two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (02:40:42):
So this is the type of listener we want to reward.
You've been listening for almost twenty years. You deserved it,
wor I have? Okay, so do you feel like I
feel like you're going to guess right?

Speaker 47 (02:40:55):
I think I have a really good idea, and I'm
coming I'm coming from it like a parent perspective. I
have five kiddos, and I feel like I have heard
the sound before doing it myself, so I'm kind of
just keeping my fingers cropped.

Speaker 7 (02:41:13):
Okay, Well, we're going to play the sound right now
and then we'll get your guests. Let's here.

Speaker 15 (02:41:16):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (02:41:20):
Adriana from Clinton Township? The question that we need your
answer to, what is Mojo's secret sound?

Speaker 47 (02:41:30):
Well, I think the secret sound is it is a
very annoyed parent using the hose up against their child's
kitty pool, spraying it out because they once again have
to clean it.

Speaker 1 (02:41:43):
Okay, Okay, So a parent using a water hose spraying
it against a kittie pool.

Speaker 47 (02:41:50):
It does cleaning up loads like the the sound of
a wat, like the sound of a hose cleaning out
like a pool.

Speaker 7 (02:41:56):
Okay in April, all right, let's see Zach Adriana. Has
this ever happened to you before?

Speaker 47 (02:42:04):
Yeah, many times. I have five kids, so it's.

Speaker 7 (02:42:08):
A little familiar sound to you. Unfortunately, that is not
the soung Adrian. I'm sorry.

Speaker 47 (02:42:16):
That's okay, that's okay, thank you. Anyway, it was fun
to guess it was.

Speaker 7 (02:42:20):
Twenty years Adriana and that's what she came up.

Speaker 1 (02:42:23):
Right now, I'm just listen. There are more opportunities to win.
The secret sound is still out there thirteen thousand dollars.
Will try again tomorrow morning, six thirty am. Thanks for playing, Adrian,
to see you tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:42:37):
We identify as Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (02:42:39):
All right, is Mojo in the Morning? Chelsea and I,
my wife and I have a podcast called the We
Don't Podcast. We have a new one that is out today.
We talk about the fight that we got into this weekend,
and I wanted to kind of have you go check
that podcast out. But I'm going to talk a little
bit about it right now for a second. We had
the greatest weekend, don't get me wrong, but it started
off and what could have in like one of the

(02:43:00):
worst moments ever. We had a really nice night on Friday,
went out grabbed dinner, and then came home after dinner
and decided that we were going to go sit out
on the back deck. It was actually not that bad outside,
it was nice, and we were going to drink. We
even at the restaurant that we went to, we asked them, hey,
can we take roadies with us? They gave us drinks
in paper cups to go home, which was nice because

(02:43:22):
then I didn't have to like try to make a
drink and stuff. So we get home, we're sitting out
on the back deck. Luke is out with friends, so
we got the house pretty much to ourselves, and we're
out there on the back deck and we're kind of
having fun, and I'm thinking to myself, this is going
to be a good night. It's gonna end possibly with
something really good happening, something good for me, not good
for Chelsea. And we're sitting out there on the deck

(02:43:46):
when I said something that ended up stirring up Chelsea
to get up and literally go I'm going to bed,
and went to bed and then I.

Speaker 9 (02:43:55):
Passed out on the thing. I drank a little bit
too much, so I passed out. Literally.

Speaker 7 (02:44:01):
It woke up at like eleven o'clock or eleven thirty
ever a couple hours outside under the stars.

Speaker 4 (02:44:09):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:44:10):
And actually it was one of those ones too where
I'm thinking to myself, I'm going, there's got to be
some animal that's like eating my nosehairs or something right now,
because that's where I was. And then it led to
me going to the bedroom. She was still up. She
was laying in bed on TikTok, lights on. I go

(02:44:31):
brush my teeth. After I get done brushing my teeth,
I come in. I turned the lights off, and I
lay down and I go to bed. Well, now let
me tell you the whole story here, and I want
to ask the question, what is the longest that you
ever got the silent treatment? Because our fight probably started
at about eight thirty nine o'clock at night, and it

(02:44:53):
ended up going that we did not talk to each other.
This is no joke. We went to bed, woke up
the next morning, laid next to each each other in bed,
got up, showered, did all our stuff. It almost was
noon before we even said a word to each other.
And it was me that gave in because she would
not give in. She could go days without talking to me.

(02:45:14):
It was crazy, and I didn't talk to anybody from
eight o'clock or eight thirty at night until almost noon
the next day.

Speaker 9 (02:45:22):
I didn't even get on the phone to talk to
a friend.

Speaker 7 (02:45:24):
She didn't either. There was literally complete silence as we're
laying next to each other. What was the first words? Like,
the first words were, that's good question. The first words
were exactly so I think we should probably talk about
last night. That was said, and then it turned into
her and I having a conversation. Now the fight. We

(02:45:45):
get into it on the podcast. We talk about it
on the podcast. And it's funny because I kind of
jotted down some notes here because the one thing that
was interesting was we got into some deep conversations, and
some of the deep conversation where a lot of regrets
that you have, like when you're married for as long

(02:46:05):
as we have been and for as long as we've
been doing things, and how I feel like I have
tons of regrets over the fact that early in our relationship,
I prioritized my work way more than I prioritized her
and my boys. And for some reason, I'm dealing with
us a lot lately, and I think it's because my

(02:46:26):
last birthday was a big birthday and I think that
it's been really hard, and she finally has said to me,
I'm tired of hearing you say sorry about this. Move on.
We're good, everything's good, We're still together, everything's going good.
We've had yeah, when the kids love you and stuff
like that, but I can't get over it. I got
to go back to therapy because I don't know why
this is that is that I'm living with this regret.

(02:46:48):
And then too, this is what got her was when
I said, and then I have regrets over the fact
that I never really did anything for myself and you
would go do things for yourself. And when I said
that to her, she looked at me, like what was
I doing for myself? And I'm like, well, like you
would go back to Arizona and visit your family and stuff,

(02:47:09):
and She's like, I was taking care of my grandfather
and I'm like, well yeah, and then also you visit
your friends. And she got really upset because I was
like saying this to her and making her seem like
or you know, me, making her seem like she was
doing something that was wrong by going when in reality

(02:47:31):
it was wrong that I don't go and do things
that I should do when I want to do them,
like I'm invited to go on guys times all the time.
I don't like going on guys weekends. I like being
home with my family. And so, long story short, we
talk about it in the podcast. Go check it out,
But this is where I wanted to talk about, what's
the longest that you've ever gone? Because I think I'm

(02:47:53):
going to go and do a retreat.

Speaker 6 (02:47:55):
What do you mean, like one of the silent retreats.

Speaker 9 (02:47:58):
I think I can do a silent retreat.

Speaker 6 (02:48:00):
Dude, I don't think you can. Can I tell you something.
I've had a few guys in my life that I
know do one of those, one for a weekend and
the other one for I think God, for like six days.
You know, they make you hand over your phone at
the beginning of those. You hand over your phone, you
hand over your laptop, you hand over your iPad, and

(02:48:22):
you do not talk to a single person the entire time.
The entire time.

Speaker 7 (02:48:27):
I literally had my phone in my hand the entire
time that I was up, just scrolling and with the
sound off because I didn't want the sound one because
I wanted I felt like if the sound was I
felt like the sound would make it seem more awkward.
So I had the sound off and I was just
sitting there reading anything that had a caption to it,

(02:48:48):
and I was trying to figure it out. But I
don't know, it was weird. There was something kind of
therapeutic about not saying anything. And then honestly, when we
started talking to each other and Chelsea and I started
like having conversation with each other, it honestly felt like, oh,
this was like, ah, comforting that I can actually hear
her voice telling me I'm.

Speaker 6 (02:49:08):
Really good at giving a silent treatment, even though I
know that it is so destructive, especially if it's so
destructive for relationships. Yeah, you should not do that.

Speaker 7 (02:49:16):
However, disagree with you.

Speaker 6 (02:49:18):
So and so would Wes, because Wes is the type
when we get into disagreements he will tell me essentially
there's going to give me the silent treatment, but he
phrases it in a way of, hey, I'm going to
take some time in space. Yeah, and he really will.
He will not respond, and you know me, I will.
How are you doing, I miss you, I love you,

(02:49:39):
I'm sorry, you know whatever. And he's like I have
come to learn after being with him for several years
that that is he has taking the space.

Speaker 9 (02:49:47):
So it's interesting, Chelsea.

Speaker 6 (02:49:49):
I hate it.

Speaker 7 (02:49:49):
Chelse and I have been doing, you know, a lot
of talk about like our relationship with this podcast, doing
this this podcast, but then also you know the we
used to be really horrible fighters, where things were said
that you had to take you couldn't take back. And
now I feel like you need to think what you're

(02:50:10):
going to say before you do it. And I think
sometimes you need to have a waiting period.

Speaker 6 (02:50:14):
Okay, so did you talk to us?

Speaker 7 (02:50:16):
No, why did you guys have a silent treatment this week?

Speaker 3 (02:50:19):
I do?

Speaker 7 (02:50:19):
Or what I mean?

Speaker 6 (02:50:20):
We've gotten into a disagreement recently and he said I
need to take some space, and I hate that because
I want to talk things out right away, and he's like, Shan, like,
trust me, I love you. I'm not going anywhere. However,
if we continue just to stay in a disagreement, we
are both going to say things that are even more destructive. Yeah,

(02:50:42):
so let's take some time apart.

Speaker 7 (02:50:44):
Did he learn that from his first relation, his first marriage,
because I will say that I still we're hearing that
from But Chelse and I actually feel like we have
learned from the periods of our relationship, Like there have
been periods on our relationship, like the newlywed period, having kids, period,
the I was an a whole you know, uh, you

(02:51:05):
know period and very selfish period, the period where she
was an a whole and selfish period. Like we all
have gone through periods, and I think that that's where
you kind of learn things through and I and I'll
be honest with you. Let Friday was uncomfortable, but Friday
or Saturday afternoon was actually positive.

Speaker 9 (02:51:26):
Cindy, what's going on?

Speaker 48 (02:51:28):
Good morning?

Speaker 9 (02:51:29):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (02:51:30):
What's what's the longest you got the silent treatment or
gave the silent treatment.

Speaker 48 (02:51:34):
I gave my husband and I had an argument because
I worked EMS and they asked me to pick up
a ship and I asked. I was like, hey, you know,
can I pick up this ship? You know, did up
work in the schedule for some extra cash or or whatnot?

Speaker 24 (02:51:50):
And he was like, yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 50 (02:51:52):
So I told that my supervisor in front of bal.

Speaker 53 (02:51:55):
I was like, yeah, you know, that's fine, put me
on the schedule.

Speaker 48 (02:51:58):
And I picked it up and I'm like I'm gonna go.
And I gave him the island treatment for fifty one
hours on.

Speaker 7 (02:52:09):
You know, the exact hours. Oh, I love it.

Speaker 54 (02:52:13):
I came back.

Speaker 50 (02:52:13):
I came, I did not seek him, I did not
text him, and.

Speaker 48 (02:52:17):
I came home after fifty one hours and he said,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (02:52:21):
Wow, fifty one Next time, you don't.

Speaker 53 (02:52:24):
Want me to pick up a ship, just have a backbone.

Speaker 9 (02:52:25):
And tell me who is it harder on the silent treatment?

Speaker 7 (02:52:29):
Was it harder on you trying to keep quiet from
saying that you're wanting to call him a big idiot?

Speaker 48 (02:52:34):
No, because I'm I'm like what, I need time to
process how I'm feeling, and before I speak, I have
a sharp tongue.

Speaker 6 (02:52:44):
It was perfectly fine for me, which is smart. Yeah,
which is so smart. And I we should all take
up that page. I just I don't like being in conflict,
and so I'd rather like resolve it right away, even
though I know I am not am I right mind
to do that?

Speaker 7 (02:53:01):
Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
sixty five sixty five four eight Texas ninety five five
zero zero Dylan, Hi, Maura, how's everyone doing good?

Speaker 9 (02:53:11):
Dylan?

Speaker 7 (02:53:11):
What's the longest that you and your wife gave each
other the silent treatment?

Speaker 38 (02:53:16):
So I gave my wife a three day silent treatment?

Speaker 9 (02:53:20):
Holy count? What was the fight over?

Speaker 3 (02:53:24):
Uh?

Speaker 38 (02:53:24):
You know, mostly like finances and stuff like that, and
complain to me how I spend stupidly? But she doesn't
you know this stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:53:33):
Like that, and you started the silent treatment or she did?
I did, And so you were offended by her blaming
you for this?

Speaker 7 (02:53:45):
And did you at any time during those three days
almost break because you just couldn't do it any longer?

Speaker 38 (02:53:53):
What do you mean break as in like like up
to her?

Speaker 9 (02:53:55):
Almost? Yeah, like you know, break the streak.

Speaker 28 (02:53:59):
So I did?

Speaker 38 (02:54:00):
Oh, I did it to where we needed like the
talk and confront our spending issues, and yeah, we went
from there.

Speaker 7 (02:54:07):
So what did you do though, Like when you guys
wanted to figure out what was for dinner or what
each other was going.

Speaker 9 (02:54:11):
To do, you know the next day for their.

Speaker 38 (02:54:15):
Kind of less like notes on the fridge, So.

Speaker 7 (02:54:18):
You guys were actually writing notes to each other but
not speaking it to each other.

Speaker 16 (02:54:24):
Mostly me.

Speaker 38 (02:54:25):
She she kind of took it to heart and she
doesn't like to speak with that kind of stuff. So
I would nonchalantly like, hey, this is for dinner, or
I'm sending for myself. You sent for yourself?

Speaker 7 (02:54:36):
Were you worried at all that anything was going to
happen to her, because I always would worry if I
was leaving the house. God forbid, she gets in an accident,
and this is how we end things, you know.

Speaker 38 (02:54:47):
Yeah, that did cross my mind a time or two.

Speaker 7 (02:54:49):
But yeah, it wasn't too horrible, you know, Yeah, or
at any point were you wishing she got into an accident?
Just kidding? No, no, no, I'm just kidding. That's amazing. Well,
three days is a long time. I can't believe how
long this one is. Kia went longer than three days.
How long did you go?

Speaker 6 (02:55:09):
Oh my god, was this a spouse or like a
boyfriend or girlfriend?

Speaker 29 (02:55:15):
This is my husband?

Speaker 7 (02:55:17):
Okay, oh my two months?

Speaker 9 (02:55:19):
And what the hell was done? That caused a two
month silent treatment?

Speaker 7 (02:55:27):
So it was a really it was a really.

Speaker 23 (02:55:30):
Bad time for us. We did not know how to communicate,
but of course the therapy.

Speaker 20 (02:55:34):
And everything, but they had to do with our parents.

Speaker 7 (02:55:37):
Okay.

Speaker 23 (02:55:38):
I did not care for his parents, he didn't care
for mine, and we kind of like gott them involved
in our mess and things were said and we both
lashed out on each other instead of.

Speaker 6 (02:55:52):
Keeping them separate when you were not talking to each
other for those two months. Were you still living under
the same roof?

Speaker 9 (02:56:00):
Yes, man, that's amazing. What would be we.

Speaker 7 (02:56:05):
Have would you wait, would you have them talk for you?
Like would you go tell your dad you know, or
tell your mom?

Speaker 1 (02:56:13):
No, don't do it.

Speaker 53 (02:56:17):
We don't bring our children.

Speaker 23 (02:56:19):
And like we get ten chiens. I know we know
they still it because I mean, you can't hide when
you're mad at each other. So when we do have
to talk to each other. As far as the kids,
we text each other.

Speaker 9 (02:56:32):
Okay, let me ask you this question, you know, or
we will have.

Speaker 23 (02:56:35):
To put their their activities in our calendar and hey,
just to let you know, you know, this kid has this,
this kid has that. Make sure you get this for
thee the groceries and stuff.

Speaker 20 (02:56:46):
But when we're at home, we don't talk.

Speaker 18 (02:56:48):
We just talked to kids.

Speaker 4 (02:56:49):
Kid.

Speaker 7 (02:56:50):
Here's here's my question. The first words out of your
mouth to him were they stupid?

Speaker 3 (02:56:57):
Tomass?

Speaker 53 (02:57:00):
Know?

Speaker 7 (02:57:01):
No?

Speaker 23 (02:57:02):
Actually they were I'm sorry, oh saying what I said
about the mom?

Speaker 30 (02:57:08):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:57:08):
And what was his first words to you?

Speaker 39 (02:57:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (02:57:12):
He said thank you, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (02:57:16):
Do you always remind him that you were the bigger
person there and apologized first.

Speaker 7 (02:57:22):
Yes, yeah, Wait what time of year was the two months?
Was it wintertime or summertime?

Speaker 9 (02:57:27):
Or when was it.

Speaker 23 (02:57:30):
It was the wintertime?

Speaker 9 (02:57:31):
Oh my god, wintertime and you're indoors with him.

Speaker 23 (02:57:35):
Yes, we can't go anywhere but to work at home.
I completely understand how you feel as well, because he's
the same way.

Speaker 20 (02:57:43):
He has to take his time to like process things
and stuff.

Speaker 18 (02:57:47):
So if it was the.

Speaker 20 (02:57:49):
Same, hey, I need some time.

Speaker 23 (02:57:51):
Give him that time because he's processing what was said
and what was done, and he's also because don't do
the same thing. Now we're able to, you know, communicate this,
but he says it like you know, it stops his
sol form, like you said, saying something that he's going
to regret later and then also blowing it up to
where it's not as.

Speaker 17 (02:58:11):
Big as it needed to be.

Speaker 9 (02:58:12):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (02:58:14):
Thank you Kia for the call. I appreciate it. Go
check out the We Don't podcast. It's on the Mojo
in the morning show page is the more Mojo page,
but it's also you can search for it on the
iHeartRadio app and just search Mojo. We Don't But Kid,
if you ever get an opportunity, listen to that and
all the other podcasts, because I'm sure that you could
relate to a lot of stuff when it comes to

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being married.

Speaker 20 (02:58:37):
Definitely, definitely, And I listened to it already.

Speaker 9 (02:58:40):
Oh do you really? And who do you usually side with?

Speaker 33 (02:58:43):
Me?

Speaker 9 (02:58:44):
Or my wife? Chelsea?

Speaker 23 (02:58:46):
Insipiens?

Speaker 20 (02:58:47):
But more so is more so Chelsea?

Speaker 9 (02:58:50):
Oh, I was gonna call her a B word. I'm
not going to call you that. No, I can only
I love you. I love you everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:58:57):
That the worst thing point, the worst thing about this podcast.
People used to love me before this podcast. Now they
love her way more than they love me. All right,
take care of yourself.

Speaker 15 (02:59:09):
If I had a dollar for every time I got
a parking ticket in Royle Oak, I could pay what
are these parking tickets?

Speaker 5 (02:59:14):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (02:59:17):
It's time for more Mojo.

Speaker 7 (02:59:19):
Mojo in the morning, all right, So it's Mojo on
the Morning show. So Anna Rob said that this guy
that she was talking to contacted her with a new
phone number. And I want listeners to tell us what
they think about this about when somebody changes a phone number,
what happened?

Speaker 8 (02:59:39):
Or if you changed your phone number?

Speaker 53 (02:59:41):
Why?

Speaker 8 (02:59:42):
Uh So, back a couple weeks ago, when I was
going to visit Tampa Man and I canceled on him
because he changed the plans up on me. He sent
me a text that said seriously, and I didn't respond,
and then I didn't hear from him for or at
least a week. So in my head, I'm like, yeah,

(03:00:03):
we're it's just not gonna work. Like I'm upset with him,
he's obviously upset with me. It's not going anywhere.

Speaker 7 (03:00:08):
Well.

Speaker 8 (03:00:08):
This week, I get a text from him and he says, hey,
my phone was messed up. Delete my old number, text
me off this one. And I know, I'm like thinking,
in my head, I have had the same number my
entire life, why are you getting a new number. But
then I was talking to my friend about it and

(03:00:29):
she's like, oh, I always get new numbers. She was like,
sometimes I just get annoyed that everyone has my number
and I just want to clear off my contact.

Speaker 6 (03:00:36):
Your friend, I thought about having to tell everybody that
I had a new number.

Speaker 8 (03:00:40):
Yeah, is stressful, right.

Speaker 7 (03:00:43):
I don't even like getting a new iPhone because I'm
afraid numbers won't transfer over, Like I hate that.

Speaker 6 (03:00:49):
I gotta tell you, I used to live in Georgia.
I still have a Georgia phone number. I have a
four h four number because I'm like the I do
not feel like reaching out to everybody I know to
tell them my new number. I feel like the only
the only reason you would got a new number is
like you were being stalked or something, right, and you

(03:01:09):
don't want them call. I guess then you just block.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:01:11):
There's two reasons you get a new phone number. Number One,
you got fired from your job and the company took
your phone back.

Speaker 9 (03:01:19):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (03:01:20):
Number two, you got caught cheating and your spouse told
you or your significant other told you, you're getting rid
of your FN phone number right now so that that
bitch doesn't call me.

Speaker 9 (03:01:32):
Oh wow, that's.

Speaker 7 (03:01:34):
Those are the only two reasons, and those are and
that's it. The rest of the reasons are not valid
because nobody wants the hassles.

Speaker 9 (03:01:41):
Even if you have somebody that's stalking you.

Speaker 7 (03:01:44):
I would deal with a stalker before I would deal
with somebody not knowing my phone number and missing out
on the opportunity of somebody not calling me.

Speaker 1 (03:01:52):
I don't know many guys that have gone through this
situation where they've switched their number, like and I've had
my same number since tenth grade. The majority of my
friends have all had their numbers since Great, that's a
that's a while, got my first phone, got my first number,
and it's been the same ever since.

Speaker 6 (03:02:06):
If you switch carriers, do you change your number?

Speaker 7 (03:02:09):
keV Not No, I've switched carriers, and.

Speaker 6 (03:02:13):
He used to be a number.

Speaker 9 (03:02:15):
It used to be that you couldn't bring your phone
number with you.

Speaker 7 (03:02:17):
But every girl that I know.

Speaker 1 (03:02:19):
That has changed the number has been because a guy
had it that they no longer wanted to have it.

Speaker 7 (03:02:24):
Every single girl.

Speaker 9 (03:02:25):
What about this guy? What about this Tampa guy?

Speaker 1 (03:02:28):
The way that Anna describes him, it seems that he
has a very fast paced lifestyle.

Speaker 9 (03:02:33):
What do you mean by fast pace?

Speaker 1 (03:02:34):
I mean, you know, some of the things that she
says would lend me to believe that there are more
than a few people that have that number.

Speaker 6 (03:02:42):
Ask them, I would be so curious, why did you
change your phone number?

Speaker 8 (03:02:45):
I think I asked him. He just said something was
going on with my other phone.

Speaker 6 (03:02:49):
Don't believe it, I know, not for a second.

Speaker 8 (03:02:51):
I mean, maybe I'm aware that there are more people.
I've said this before, like this is just me talking
to him, trying to see like maybe if we get
to a point where it's just us, Like I'm not
pressed about that, but I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:03:05):
I feel like this guy has got more shadiness to him.
I know what she's doing. Yeah, you think that he
has a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:03:13):
She got his phone, saw always other people in there,
and she made him change his number, throw it away, yes,
or he told her I'm done with this phone. You
can have it, Broke it right on the spot, put
it in water.

Speaker 9 (03:03:23):
I love you, It's over, dada and then.

Speaker 7 (03:03:25):
Where's the d ding ding ding?

Speaker 6 (03:03:27):
Totally like something something?

Speaker 8 (03:03:32):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:03:36):
Eight four four Mojo Live is our telephone number. We
have not changed our number, and we've moved studios three
times now in the time that this show has been on.
Uh eight four four six six five six five four eight.
The text is ninety five five zero zero. The thoughts
on this, Jamie, Are you there, Jamie?

Speaker 28 (03:03:51):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 7 (03:03:52):
How you doing, Jamie? What do you think about when
people change their numbers?

Speaker 33 (03:03:57):
So, my best friend, I've known her for a little
over thirteen years now, our twelve years. I've had the
same phone number for twelve years now since I met her,
and she has literally twenty different numbers saved in my
phone from her changing her numbers over.

Speaker 9 (03:04:12):
Those people, honestly are the most annoying friends ever.

Speaker 33 (03:04:16):
Yeah, yes, oh my, I love her that, but God,
she drives me crazy.

Speaker 9 (03:04:20):
You know what the worst is too? Do what kind
of phone do you have?

Speaker 53 (03:04:23):
I have an iPhone?

Speaker 7 (03:04:24):
So I have an iPhone too, and I hate when
I go and I send a text to somebody and
then it will send it back that there's something weird
with it or it's green, and then I'll go into
their phone and they have like all those old numbers
there and it won't tell me which phone number is
the legitimate one. We'll just say recent as the as
the one that's there. I hate that when when that

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does that, I just wait for her message.

Speaker 53 (03:04:50):
Like this is my new number or her message so
I know which number that message?

Speaker 7 (03:04:54):
Does he have any tie or she have any ties
to a guy in Tampa, Florida?

Speaker 9 (03:04:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (03:04:59):
Katie?

Speaker 7 (03:04:59):
How you doing good? How are you good?

Speaker 9 (03:05:02):
What do you think about this?

Speaker 43 (03:05:04):
So I got to say that I'm a person that
has had like a dozen phone numbers, and a lot
of it is I've gone carrier to carrier when I
have had issues and I got a better deal. But
I also got to say, if you've got a gut
feeling that something's that right to follow it. But I
wouldn't just jump to, you know, not keeping the same

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phone number, because I've had multiple situations that it was
just easier to get.

Speaker 18 (03:05:29):
A new number.

Speaker 7 (03:05:30):
So two questions. Number number one question which carriers now
the best one? Which one do you use now?

Speaker 43 (03:05:36):
That gave you the best I have the best luck
with T Mobile and all hon.

Speaker 9 (03:05:39):
It, okay, total wire.

Speaker 7 (03:05:41):
And second question for you is why aren't you just
transferring your phone number to the next carrier? They'll take
your phone number.

Speaker 13 (03:05:48):
A couple of them actually wouldn't let me.

Speaker 9 (03:05:51):
Those are those are sketched them means that's not right.

Speaker 36 (03:05:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 43 (03:05:55):
And I've had like every carrier out there, but I
like TEA Mobile the Bus and I've been with them
the longest.

Speaker 9 (03:06:00):
Now, okay, all right, good T Mobile? Fred? What's up? Fred?
I'm doing? Okay? You have a comment or a question
or a thought.

Speaker 22 (03:06:10):
I mean I was gonna say, maybe she's drinking dating
a drug dealer.

Speaker 6 (03:06:18):
He doesn't need that money.

Speaker 8 (03:06:19):
I don't think he's a drug dealer.

Speaker 7 (03:06:22):
I see where you're going with that he's worse than
a drug dealer. He's a professional athlete. Yeah, what's up, Tiffany.
How you doing, Tiffany?

Speaker 56 (03:06:35):
I'm good, long.

Speaker 7 (03:06:36):
Time, first time you guys.

Speaker 50 (03:06:39):
I actually have called about four times.

Speaker 7 (03:06:42):
Thank you, welcome back this Wait, is this the first
time or that you've called us on this phone number
that you're telling.

Speaker 43 (03:06:50):
I have the same number?

Speaker 9 (03:06:51):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:06:51):
Good?

Speaker 9 (03:06:52):
All right? What's going on with your comment?

Speaker 56 (03:06:54):
My comment is the changing the phone number. We have
a lot of younger people in our family and we
have group CHET. They keep changing their number, and now
we have someone in our family group CHET that won't leave.

Speaker 7 (03:07:05):
He's literally like, all.

Speaker 8 (03:07:07):
That is so funny.

Speaker 7 (03:07:13):
I love it? Does he contribute?

Speaker 22 (03:07:16):
We don't even know whose number it was?

Speaker 13 (03:07:19):
We're like, who number was that?

Speaker 48 (03:07:22):
You know?

Speaker 9 (03:07:22):
What's funny? Is is there?

Speaker 7 (03:07:24):
That should be a good topic for another time, Lydia
write this down for next week. The people who are
in group chats with people that don't know that they're
in there, or they don't know why they're part of
the whole thing. Because I've gotten a part of two
different group chats where I'm like, why am I in
this group chat? What's up, Samantha, Hi, good morning, good morning.
How are you say hi to Anna?

Speaker 3 (03:07:45):
Doing all right?

Speaker 22 (03:07:46):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (03:07:46):
Anna?

Speaker 31 (03:07:47):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (03:07:47):
Girl?

Speaker 7 (03:07:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (03:07:51):
And I got into a car accident once and the
person who hit us.

Speaker 22 (03:07:57):
Had asked for a number.

Speaker 30 (03:07:58):
He apparently didn't have any in so he was gonna
pay us for the damage. And then he started her
asking us and was trying to make everything our fault.
So I had my husband change his phone number because
it just got too crazy.

Speaker 9 (03:08:12):
All right, So that's awful.

Speaker 1 (03:08:16):
I thought that was going in a different direction. Changed
his number. Yeah, Adrian, what did you want to say.

Speaker 9 (03:08:22):
To Anna.

Speaker 34 (03:08:24):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (03:08:25):
Since a Texan saying that my baby daddy never pays
his phone bill and if you don't pay by a
certain time, you like love your number?

Speaker 26 (03:08:34):
Was getting a new phone number?

Speaker 7 (03:08:35):
Would it be interesting if the professional athlete that you're
talking to that Anna's talking to is bad with his bills?

Speaker 9 (03:08:42):
That would be wild? What's up? Eric?

Speaker 16 (03:08:46):
Hey? I think the problem with this phone is Anna
has this number. I think he's got another phone.

Speaker 9 (03:08:51):
I think it's got two phones.

Speaker 5 (03:08:53):
Oh, I know he has phones.

Speaker 8 (03:08:55):
Saw both of them when we hung out.

Speaker 6 (03:08:57):
Okaya, Why did he tell you he had to? And
you guess I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:09:01):
He lives a different life than me. I think was
the Detroit number and one was his from his hometown.

Speaker 7 (03:09:07):
So when people carry around two phones, which, by the way,
if you carry around three phones, you got big pockets.
But if you carry around two phones, I automatically assume
not that you have a business line and a whatever line.

Speaker 9 (03:09:20):
You know, I think you got girls.

Speaker 6 (03:09:22):
Well, I do have girlfriends, so that have a phone
that was issued to them from work.

Speaker 18 (03:09:25):
And then.

Speaker 9 (03:09:29):
Anna, what's up? And a bell I'm sorry Anna Bella
the listener.

Speaker 7 (03:09:32):
Hello.

Speaker 34 (03:09:34):
I was going to say the same thing because if
you like owe money on your phone at all and
it breaks and you want to go get a new one,
you have to have that paid off. And so if
you go to a different company and want to keep
your number, everything has to be paid off at a
zero for them to unlock it. So if he broke
his phone and didn't want to pay it all off,
he probably just went to a different company's.

Speaker 18 (03:09:53):
Gone to the number.

Speaker 9 (03:09:54):
Okay, all right, all possibly valid. Brianna, what do you think.

Speaker 47 (03:10:00):
I know?

Speaker 36 (03:10:00):
I was just gonna ask you, do you know, does
anybody ever pay for anything for him? Or does he
pay for everything?

Speaker 46 (03:10:05):
Himself.

Speaker 8 (03:10:06):
I think he pays for everything.

Speaker 9 (03:10:08):
Why do you say that?

Speaker 36 (03:10:10):
Because I, to be honest with you, I never paid
for my own phone. My mom paid for it for
me until I was like twenty four. And then when
I got a new phone, I got a new boyfriend,
and my boyfriend bought me my new.

Speaker 52 (03:10:21):
Phone, and that was the only reason my number.

Speaker 36 (03:10:23):
Changed because I couldn't take it over and he paid
for it. So I was just thinking, maybe someone else
is paying for it stuff, And that's why you got
a new number.

Speaker 9 (03:10:32):
So you didn't ask your ex boyfriend for your phone
number in the breakup?

Speaker 36 (03:10:37):
No, But because my new boyfriend got me a new phone,
I had to get a new number because it was
a new carrier and I couldn't take my Sprint phone
number with me.

Speaker 52 (03:10:45):
They wouldn't let me.

Speaker 9 (03:10:48):
Did his new number have a different area code? For okay?

Speaker 8 (03:10:51):
So the first one was the Detroit area code, and
now I got a different area code.

Speaker 9 (03:10:54):
What's the area code of this new one?

Speaker 4 (03:10:56):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (03:10:56):
What do we know where it's from?

Speaker 8 (03:10:57):
What I can look it up?

Speaker 7 (03:10:59):
Interesting saying don't give up your three one threes. They're
not giving them out anymore, They're not You got to
keep your three one three, eight five zero eight five.
Where's eight five zero? Google that done?

Speaker 9 (03:11:10):
This Florida is it?

Speaker 6 (03:11:12):
I used to know a girl named Mary had that Florida, Tallahassee, Pensacola.

Speaker 7 (03:11:17):
Maybe this is Mary's phone? Could you imagine that Mary
knows the damper guy?

Speaker 2 (03:11:24):
Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo,
in West Michigan, it's Mojo in the morning.