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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleetspahn and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show and Fletched,
Fawn and Hailey. Hi guys, Yeah, and we're all here
because we didn't win lotto.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Obviously we did.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know, we took the big game last week about
quitting and just leaving giving each other money, and it
just didn't happen. Watching the app do the check where
it goes first theme was this and then it goes
through and it circles the ones that you got.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's not until I watched that that I realized what absolute.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Impossibility of getting all of them would be.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, because you'll get a tack, you'll
get it on a ticket and sometimes it'll be like thirteen,
a little about one thirteen. Ye.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I tell you what, though, what wants the money betting
on the Warriors at the weekend? What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
How much have you won? Are we still getting a
cut of that?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I bet ten dollars and I won twenty two dollars
forty So I am up. Baby, My getting it is.
Guess he's getting coffe this morning. Oh it's it's locked
in on my key we save app. By that, I
mean my Ta B account. I've never had a tab account,
never been interested in it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Grow up with a grandfather who me too.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Love bloody love the pony. I love the ponies, not
the trots.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
No time for the trots. Gallops. And I used to.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ring the automated tab phone line for him and like
places bits and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Terror that's terrible. Grad period your out.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And be like you had to know the code prey
whatever the code was.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It prays like three because that was what that would
correspondent with whatever race you want.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
And then you type on the horse and it was all.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Right here we say the account is it ten dollars one,
one hundred and ten dollars because I went to put
ten dollars into the account and acidentally put too many
zeros on, so whoops the daisy.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I've never been and then a worm. I was just
like no, I just I feel like I think it
was because they were like the warrior is the two
dollars forty favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I was like, they're gonna ramp home and they did,
what a game up? Thet this is is not good.
This is the starting boards gambling five dollars top sort
of guy. Yeah, well, speaking of money, five on time
is back today.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I love this this game so much. I get too
invested in that.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Do you remember we played this game at the start
of the year on Zidiom. It got up to fifty
thousand dollars and then we gave away the fifty thousand dollars.
Five on time. We are going to start at five
thousand dollars. Great starting point at will jackpot every wrong
five on time five hundred dollars. We're going to play
every morning at eight twelve and four, just like we

(02:39):
did last time. And if you get through when we
play next at eight o'clock, and you can say, do
we say time.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Or start we said time?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
If you can save time at exactly five point zero seconds,
you win the five thousand dollars or however much at
Jackpot's two.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
It took it took a while last time. We're further
a hid now because we sort of know the.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Way I think people are trained. Go early, use a
stop watch. Yeah, there's no rules watch.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Just think about your kids' names and then just sort
of feel it, vibe.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Let go for a vibe check. That's how she won.
She just said her kids names.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, and there was like time.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And it was exactly five seconds. We're going to play
again this morning. Your first chance at eight o'clock five
on time is back.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
The Top six is on the way.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah online tomato sauce and a kit kat got a
lot of attention Yu.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
And also they were eating it like they weren't lie
They weren't fingers individually. They weren't.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
They weren't breaking off a finger and dipping the tomato sauce.
So we're squitting it on any like a pie. The
Top six other sweet savory combos that tell me you
enjoy the gun Ja without you telling me enjoy the
gun Ja plays Fable and Haley. Hello, it's me Hailey,
Sprout Gamer extraordinary boy. My favorite game. I'd go number

(04:04):
one Spy of the Dragon, great game.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Number two I'm going Crash Bandicoot with the rolling ball,
and number three is Worms Worms Worms was great.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Worms was so fund Someone talked to.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Me about worms the other day. Yea and Berzoka the
other word I reference lemmings. Oh yeah, that was the original.
But you lemmings against each other, against the environment, versus
the environment. And I said, what was your favorite lemming?
You don't remember lemmings. It's got to be the one

(04:40):
that did the pickaxe down on an angle And she
said she like the straight down perk X.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I was like, your so the worms do the pick x?
Yeah they do.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, No lemmings worms rare lemmings.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Walk so worms could run. Yeah, lots of burrowing worms
is a great game.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
And you famously bought your fiance a PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, he's been playing a sort of samurai game called Ghost.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, only a couple of mine, only a couple of
minutes a day. It's not annoying you at always.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
He's pulled back. Is it where we're talking about it
on the radio.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It has been brought to his attentions.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
We knocked on him.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Actually got some codes. My friend christ place. She gave
me some code codes. We've got enough that Aaron's on board.
Get the big boy playing.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Some of these games. I'm good without the codes. I
don't encourage you board.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
No. August and I were looking for a third and
Fortnite yesterday when we're playing a little duo.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Don't Fortnite my.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Nothing, trust me, Nothing sexy than having your forty year
old husband yelling at the TV at his Matess me,
I've been shot on all hours of the day.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Well, if you could enjoy fortnights a little harder with
this little thing I want to talked about at the
the gaming desk. It's a heptic suit now heptics like
because I when I when we got the PlayStation, I
haven't like touched the PlayStation in years, and I was
holding the remote.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
It does so much more that used to when you used.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
To when you used to put the put the little
click on pack at the back, rumble them.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. That's what haptic. They vibrate.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
The new controllers are amazing, but it's every ten.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Saction guaranteed. There's the harder you pull the it's insane.
On the PlayStation.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Five different guns have different reactions, like different trigger resistances.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, there's a Spanish tech company O.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
W O the same some people make when they've got
the heptics too high.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Rumble pack trap.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
And it's a full suit that you would like put
on your body. Zipper, but it looks like a biker's
is you know the tight T shirts?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, And it's kitted out with.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
All of these sort of electric pads so that when
you are playing a game like Fortnite or you know,
like a fighting game or.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Something, it'll hurt you.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It'll literally actually allow you to experience not only sort
of some of the like motion, but like pain.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
So if you got like a bullet to the shoulder,
it it'd shock you in that shoulder.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
And you can have it up as higher or as
low as I suppose as high as it goes, or
you can turn it down if you're little.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Would they be like those you know, those massage pants
that you pop on and they kind of contract your muscle.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
A No, that's like they're a little bit weaky.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wiki.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Besides, they're saying it's quite intense. People like holy moly, wow,
it's got.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
These videos of people playing them.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
And being like yeah, like because I saw one last
week with some engineering students.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
There's a game and I'm not sure of it.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's a tank based game and you can play it
two player where someone drives and someone shoots, and you
go online and you're playing against and these engineering students
built a tank.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
To sit it like, oh I saw that.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
They sit in it and the guy that's using you know, shooting.
He's going to look through like a full periscope goggles
and when he the whole thing is like a tank's
actually firing. You're keeping this in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
But they built engineering students.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
They had an assignment and they both love this game apparently,
so they were just like, let's just build it, and
they built it the reactions and everything, and it.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Rumbles with their driving VR.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
He'd sit on and you're in a rumbling tank and
you've got this vest on that's shocking you every time
you take a hit much because reality.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Even even when you place Fortnite for a whole night,
how many times would you die or get shot?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
He Friday night after a few Davison's it was pretty
bloody shocking slapping. It was very sloppy. Imagine each time
you're getting.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Too much, make you play a bit and pretty actually
just make you play a more relaxing game. No, you
just be hiding behind a It would be like when
you go to paintball, you'd be hiding behind something waiting
for people to come to you. Yeah, plays flat Thorne
and Hayley's blah.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah, this is the top six.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Hello at Hello, kit Cat. It was just thinking I've
said sweet and savory of tomato sauce. When you think
about it, tomato sauce is a very sweet sauce, very
tang though tang sweet tang sweet, yeah, acidic sweet. The
video is very popular online on the internet.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now there's videos on the internet. This is a popular one.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
A tomato sauce being put on a kitcat and then
a kitcat bean in and as only a heathen does,
just biting it, not snapping off the finger.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
And then you go the.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Idea where you snap off the finger and then you
nimble nibble into your mouth slowly like sharpeners at school. Yeah,
that's just your mouth and the cat cat is the pencil. Um. Well,
I've gone crazy online people trying it, some people saying

(10:08):
this is very polarizing opin as everything on the in.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
This guy Australian that's doing this, I think, so yuck, yup.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Sorry, So I've got the top sex other combos that
tell me you might.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Enjoy a little bit of the gun jar. Let's face it,
it's the same.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Weird flavor combos is the absolute the domain of atone.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's the domain of the stoner. You're either a stoner
or pregnant. Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
You know people are like, I want pickles with peanut
butter or something.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, maybe that's just that's young combo, young combo something.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I had a crusket. Yeah, eckles, pickles, peanut Oh yum. Yeah,
I'm pregnant. Oh no, home, I'm going to go home.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Number six on the list of the top six sweet
savory combos that are telling me you be pregnant cheese
balls dipped in chocolate like a fond.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I hang on, I'm not against that.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'm not against it either. Crunch cheese dust crunch.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, next time we have drinks, will mount some chocolate.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well I haven't had any marriage, iuana, so I can
only be pregnant.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, it's laugh about it till we confirm. That's not.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Number five on the list of the top sex sweet
savory combers that tell me you're either pregnant or a stoner.
Jam and peckles, Yeah against it's a sweet and savory
yeah yeah, yeah, I love buying those peckles that are sweet. Said.
There's sweet and sour basically sweet and yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Tangy deal. Yeah, you love achangy deal, is what you're
telling it. I love a tangy deal.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do you like a sliced Always sliced, there's something wrong
like a whole. Now the whole Girkins are not as
night accidentally bought some. If I hole gerkins, I'm eating
them like a snack and they'll be got on no time.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
But if they sliced and I'm like, well that's sandwich,
it's going on a meal.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, you're quite right. It's just a mental game, that one.
It is the last time you horned a jar of
pickled onions late last week.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, I love them. I'm bad.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I start, I can't stop, and then I'm like, I
got a gut sack and my mouth threw away because
you're just literally you literally just added jar of onions
and drank half of a jar of.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Vinegar fermented food. Good for gut, healthy for you, good
for the guts.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Number four on the last of the top six sweets.
Every commos that tell me either are the stone or
or pregnant. Bacon dipped in honey. Cookie bacon, get a
crusty dip it in the honey. That's a classy cured bacon, bacon,
cook bacon. Then you add the honey a lot of
like bacon waffles, honey on anything I can't do. I
can't do sweet chicken waffles neither. No, I love them individually.

(12:52):
All of these things are great, but I'm not like
to give it a weird day. It's weird number three
on the list of the top six sweets. Every commos
that tell me you're either pre or enjoy gunja, potato
chips and peanut butter. Now, I believe there's a real chance.
This is a great combat. But you're going to struggle
to find a chip strong enough. Yeah, maybe a snacker chan,

(13:14):
those thick ones. What go ahead, here's my fairy. Yeah,
snacker chin is in the hands of Big Chip. Noweah,
it is. They've pulled back.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Man in his garage anymore. I reckon.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
They've pulled back with the on the tank and they've
made the big Chip that bought it have made their
thick cut salt mea chips. It's like they've switched theially.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
This is a conspiracy. This is quite a chip spiracy.
I guarantee. I'm so sure that this is fat.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'll get a bag of each and you you will
be like that's what snacky cheer used to be.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Like.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's like they just switched me. I don't wait. Something
the other day and they were delicious. So I don't
know what you go to, chaps, I mean slowly tapering
you off. Trust me, if you go to the Urrick.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, it's a fair fineal by chips today, I guess yeah,
I have some chips Number two on the less of
the top six sweets every Commas that tell me you're
either pregnant or stoner porridge and marmite was RaRo powder sprinkled.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
On top, yuckout. I was into all of these. I've
entertained everyone up till now. Yeah, and then that's bad.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
And one of the less of the top six sweets
every combos that tell me you enjoy the gunjury you
might be pregnant. And to be honest, I want to
try this mayonnaise and banana banana and a mayonnaise requires crunch,
maybe a barbecued banana, you know, caramelized.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, but then the mayonnaise yoga, yes, my tang. I
reckon it could work like a QP. Mayo's Magical Mayo's
Magical Mayo that's good stuff. That is today's substance.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Now, we have followed with great interest the post baby
Reindeer saga, in which the real Martha, whose name is Fiona,
got interviewed by Piers Morgan on an exclusive thing and
we watched the whole thing while on here while entertaining
you New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
She is really she's crazy. She she came in says
that you're talking about charity work to me, well, you
have a chair that so that the way you pitched that? Yeah,
well I am giving, very giving. I've been sitting on a.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Few charity things I do want to bring up during
the show.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
This isn't one of them. Okay, but this.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Is so Fiona have issue. We watched it and she
came across quite poorly, and it's really obvious that she's
a little bit unhanded.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
She's got problems. It was like, I'm going to sue
and she has now.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, for one hundred and seventy million dollars, she is
suing Netflix for defamation and.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
She also wants like everything made from the show, right,
Yeah is that what I what I saw as well?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, she does because she's like that's well, it's because
you're like, so you're admitting this is your story because
if you want a little cut as like intellectual property,
you're saying that that happen, because she's saying yeah, but
now you're sewing Netflix because it doesn't anyway. She's saying,
it's in damages, defamation and damages.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is weird though, that they didn't cast someone that
looked completely different, because.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
And then we all saw the real Martha.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
We're like, oh, yeah, because I mean literally spitting image.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
That was incredible casting. Yeah, so she's saying none of
it happened. Everything in the show, She's like, none of
that happened.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
And then but then she's got no case if she's
saying none of it happened, and that's not me.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Well, the creator, who is not only the creator of
the show but the victim of the story in real life,
he's come out saying, I have all the emails, I
have these texts, have this, I have proof proof. So
I'm like, surely this is going to be quite a
short little lawsuit.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Netflix.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're telling me that the world's largest streaming company wasn't
litigious in its Yeah, we're not putting this on till
all of this year. I mean all of these shows
have legal teams going over them, yeah, checking them, especially
shows like this.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
They're saying they will defend the matter vigorously. Netflix, they
will defend the matter vigorously and stambo Richard Gadd's right
to tell.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
His story because more than hers. Yeah, to be fair, but.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah, I'm like this, what's funny is like in their interview, Well,
also in the show, she's like, I'm a lawyer, and
then in the interview she's like, I'm a very good lawyer,
an extremely good lawyer, extremely good. And then apparently the
reason it's taken a bit of time to get to
this lawsuits because she was trying to find a good lawyer.
I was like, well, if you were such a good lawyer,

(17:50):
wouldn't you know a good lawyer? The good lawyers who
respect you would happily present you.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Who did Piers Morgan do another interview you worth regarding
this topic?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, he it was somebody else.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
He would go Harvey's alleged first victim, all right, that
she worked for So she's a lawyer, right, So this
is Harvey's alleged first victim. Spoke to Peas more than
three days ago. Laura Ray is a lawyer. Lawyer, the

(18:27):
Laura the lawyer tough to say, blah blah blah. Yeah
she was blah blah blah's lah blah. Was left anxious
and distraught. So yeah, apparently she used to work for
her and then you and she didn't at all, just
went much the same, she said, just bombarded.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm just obsessed. Like I'm like fantastic.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's a story that just keeps going. It never ends.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Play It is so silly, silly, silly bad settle pole.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
See do you return your trolley to the bay. They
still a little pole, Yes, a trolley bay. A ways.
What if like you're way at the other side of
the car bank and you're in a ration. No one's
looking because they're scattered throughout the car park. I like

(19:29):
giving it a push and trying a long, long shot.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Some of them, though, aren't scattered throughout the car park,
and they don't have bays for the backparks not.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, I always return.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
The only time I don't return sometimes is like an
airport trolley, you know, when you go to your car
and you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, because they're fine as well, yeah, the supermarket always.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well ninety seven percent of people think they do.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I'm surely yeah, no way, who's leaving all these bloody
trolleys around you.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
To only three percent of trolleys that left out?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Also, what about when you're trying to put a half
trolley in with the big trolleys and it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
That's why there's too But there's generally to.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Trolleys ones for the fatties, and sometimes it's not and
it's a real gem. Yeah, Hannah message did saying I
literally try and part near a trolley bay to begin
with life's easier, smart one on the way out, dropping
back in on the way home, smart thinking, smart better, living,
better living everybody, Jimmy said, because you have to put

(20:34):
a pound and to use it and I want my
quld back.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
She's, oh my god, yes you do here port trolleys
in America always putting in the money. Yeah, it was
like that at supermarket. Yeah, you have to put a little,
is it?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Because people still you do see a lot like you
do see some people wheeling around the city with their
very convenient belongings and them and you're like, well, I
guess that's their now.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, yeah, they roll. Yeah, they're roll.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Meghan says, lazy playing and symbol of you're not putting
a back disgusting.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I used to be the person that would go and
collect them. Don't be that person who leaves them in
weird places, it says Sam.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
See, so Sam's seen it. Sam knows exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
But Sam, you're a trolley boy. It's not without people
leaving the trolleys around.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You don't no job. No, but there's a job. It's
getting them from the bay and taking them back to
the store. Try to say that you were useless.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Interested to see if Sam would agree with the three
percent of people not returning their trolleys. Yeah, I want
to say what constitutes a weird place, like kind of
up in the bark garden that's always at a supermarket
car park. Or if I once to leave a trolley,
I hoisted up onto the curb so it didn't roll
into a car because I'm not a monster.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
But the curb that you're referencing probably encroaches on a
car park, which means a car is going to pull
in and be like ah fu and have to get
out of murder and then park and then probably take
that one.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Maybe if you're not.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Returning your trolley to the bay, you weren't threatened by
your peers as a child, and it shows this is
Daryl Janelle said, based on my observation, there's a lot
of big fat liars here. Yeah, Pete, I'm not a peasant,
so he's not. Do you think Pete's not putt in
his back? He's not a peasant.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm going to do it from south do it for him. Yeah,
Lord Pete, Lord Pete. It probably is lord past. He's
not a psant. He wheeling their back.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Mikayla, Okay, I'm calling bullshit on this because the men
a laser people are actively watching the ivitated trolley back
makes and he thinks these stats are a lie hashtag
trigger you know what. But but in saying that our
people are good people, I was just thinking, we've got
good listeners, good listen followers, the well behaved and well behaved.
If it was other radio stations the trash of the nation,

(22:50):
maybe forty.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Rock listeners aren't returning their trolleys.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Let's be honest. I heard they melt them down and
sell them. Probably, yeah, probably good money in that there.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, actually maybe we could get into it.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Got a scrap metal, the stealing ship and mounting it
down a script. Let's see you having a mile away. Hello,
I've got some metal to South Hell.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
What kind of metal is it? As you can see stolen?
I mean it's just middle, isn't.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's my middle that I have got for myself. I
found it, Marie said. I said, I returned them, but
that's a little bit of a lie. I don't return
the Costco ones too big, too far. Costco doesn't have
trolley base. He's got the foyer where the trolley set, okay.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
And outside there's some sort of loose cattle yard. Whether
they say it's every man for him South at Costco,
it really is.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Once also Ti pods that's your don't have a Costco
membership because I didn't renew it. Garrett says, I have
even been known to rearrange and organize the trolley sort
are all the same.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Sizes that they get it. That's charity.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
That is the angel walking amongst us charitable. Gareth the
angel Man, Gareth the Angel Man. Yes, the Angel Man's
an it's the fies two point nine actually sun text

(24:20):
clause for yep. Gareth the angel, man said, unto Mary,
is this someone waiting in the car? Gareth Purry up? Yeah, Gareth.
Missus is like say.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's not our problem, Garrison. I can't leave it like this.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
After the angel, they all have an angel. Yeah, yeah, beautiful.
He's a beautiful boy and we love having him.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Kilder play, Sims, Flit and Haley to.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
The producers booth where producers Jared went in on a
school night, went on a bloody school night on a Sunday.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Oh my Lord, day had to skip church for this one.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh my God, forgiving Lord is forgiving Lord. No you didn't.
So this is your new You and the girlfriend have
a new hobby. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
So we've discovered that Paradise Ice is like five minutes
from our flat.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
That's an ice skating rink.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
It is. It is where you strap on the skates
and you go skating.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
But we don't go for the skating because we're pretty
on co Yeah or she more than me. Yeah, we
went to watch some INSI ihl ice hockey.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I didn't even know we had this.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
It is busting what I saw on your social needs.
Actually they was they were skating real far.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I feel like ice hockey's got quite bigger newsdeal and
in the last like five or ten years, or maybe I.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Just no more people that are doing it, or it's
definitely come more into like the public scope or whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I mentioned this to you before. Ice hockey is a
whole subgenre of smart. You can hear carwhen in the
background outrageous.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
And that's why I've sent you guys the West Aokland
admiral's roster.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hang On, hang on, hang on, Admirals. Is that the team?
Is that your new team? That's my team? That's admirals?
Are we worried about? Remember that guy that got got
the skate? Jesus?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
These boys these are just boys, not man.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
There are the I think it's only because they were
in ice hockey. They all look Canadian and it's one
of those things.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
If you put on an ice hockey jumpering you've got
a mustache or a mullet, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's
obviously a Canadian.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I've never encountered so many Canadians in the wild as
I did last night. All around, they've.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Got one anchor bottom. These are the egg bottom. Okay,
one of those. Didn't you see what I was.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Okay, they're all a little young for me. But I
will say.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Bart, you'll find out with athletes now that we're older
than them. What happened? It's horrible. You know, the coach
of the Warriors is one month older than me.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
What what?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
And what are you achieved? What a wake up? You
do nothing entertain thousands.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I was just.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I I was just like, how old is Andrew WIBs
the coach of the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
And the wik and uh yeah, January nineteen eighty two
and I'm February nineteen eighty two. Wow, what I think
the same age as the people who were playing the
coaching stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I know, I've always liked my mens slightly older as
I get older and have to start looking at the
salt paper puppies.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
So, so is this a regular thing?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Now?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
You're going to go to more games, We're going to
go to as many home games.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're going to do what I did when I got
into NBA, which is like you're gonna get merch.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
You're gonna start wearing that all the stars.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
So I've kept this on the down low for the
past few years, but I have been an NHL fan
for a long time. Huge Edmonton oilers die hard right now.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I found in Willers they need better name. It could
have work shopped that a little harder. But there are
lots of oiler oiling and there must.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Be potentially who knows.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But it's also weird. It's like NBA teams have got
the year, like what's that name got to do with it?
And it turns out because they bought the team from
another state when that went.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Up for sale on the move.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's racist, yeah, racist, Oh well, go okay, I think
well Wellington.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'm just looking at the teams and the cans at
I h l Auckland Marco is split between Paradise Ice,
Paradise Ice, Avondale and Botany Downs yep.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
And then there's Botany Swarm.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
So there's like three Auckland teams, a Canary team and
Dunedin team and a Queen's sounds.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Got to got a rink down there. I must say.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
The US West Talk Admirals absolutely dominated the canter.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now hold onto the title of the I come along,
as are the hot chips.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
There are hot chips, There is alcohol.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
There is a hot alohol.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Fled Voorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
She just got engaged.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
You know when you open up your Instagram and you
see someone there with like a finger an.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
There congrats, Uh someone you knew just the random, No,
she wasn't. She was just covering her mouth. Anyway. There
is a woman in.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
She was covering her mouth with the end anyway. There's
a woman in England and her name is Kate. And
it's not Kate, it's Kelly. Her name is Kelly and
she lives in England. And just hold on, let's just
stop from them. No, I just got by the Instagram
hard recent.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Let's control.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
She's pregnant, the woman covering her mouth, and who's not
Kelly from Britain. These are two entirely separate individuals.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Entirely.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
My brain's split in half. She's pregnant. Phones down, Okay.
The thing I want to sdiations yeah, is a woman Callie.
She's forty two years old. She lives in England, and
she suffers from a rare sleep disorder called parasomnia.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, now I know insomnia.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
You can't sleep, you can't paralyzed, No, like sleep paralysis,
nocturnal shopping sprees.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
So it's abnormal behaviors while you sleep. So she walks
a lot, she talks a lot. She like gets up
and does things.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Also, would sleep walking be one of those, yes, totally.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
But because I follow do you follow that woman who
films herself? She's like activated, yeah, and she's got like
nighttime cameras on. She's like and she like talks to
herself and she makes jokes. It's really funny. That's not
so much because she her like parasomnia leads her to
binge shop, Yeah, go online, and then like she'll wake

(30:58):
up sometimes and I have no memory of it. And
then a couple of weeks later, all this shit arrives.
So she has ordered a four heard before, a full
size shut up plastic basketball court, tins of paint box
salt pepper shakers, a children's playhouse, fridges, tables, and hundreds
of packs of Harribo candies.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like gummy bears.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Can't eat too many of those that ago, they go
right through those, wyeah.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
And they're some of the best.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Now she's amassed like six thousand dollars worth of debt
from a sleep shopping and she can't do anything. She says,
she goes to be being like, oh my god, what
the hell is the night hit?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Even if you, I mean, you'd need a partner to
hide your credit cards and not sailing on your browser
and your laptop. Yeah, you'd have to like get get
a partner to lock them away in a safe.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It doesn't say whether or not she has a partner
she has met. You said he's buying solf with the kids, Yes,
and maybe she's got three kids.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
But then with that just turned to other behavior. She's
buying weird stuff. She's not buying a leather jacket that
she told her partner she really wanted, and then it
turns up and she's like, it must have been in
my sleep.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
So well, but you know, I've just sort of some
of the things. You know, those gummy beers are from
six months ago born. Yeah, I've had she had this
for so long, out of your mind. Do you remember
I wore I told those gummy beers to that wedding.
Do you know what wedding? So I've already worn it.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
So she can't take sleeping pills because some of her
children have different abilities, disabilities and abilities, so she needs
to like kind of be alert for them in the
middle of the night. She wants this is terrible. She
wants overdosed on diabetes medication during her sleep, she took
all this.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Again she thought they were or something. She's also left
like windows and doors open. That's quite a lot. She shouldn't.
She needs to be strapped in. Yeah, yeah, I know,
to be strapped in. Yeah, wake up when you just
have to go.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
She's also fallen for fraud in that time, like people
have message being like oh.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
No, and because she's half asleep, she's just.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Like, yeah, woke up and like I wondered at all
A thousand dollars was missing and from her bank account.
And then she looks through her far I text the
most stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Because this is an actual thing. You're saying that you
could say to sort of.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Utilize a debilitating sleep disorder to my own advantage.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
But you know, you could pepper it throughout the week,
just say I didn't know what I was doing. Isn't
this leather the jacket? Nice?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I recently read an article about a woman who suffers
from sleep shopping.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Perhaps Aaron, that's what's happened to you.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
He's not buying that, that was he He doesn't buy
any of it every time like I've I think he
lets stuff go. I've done the whole Like is that
you I'll be like, no, no, I've heard this very ages.
And then he mentioned recently like I always know that
you're like we do?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
We do?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Are you just like choose whether or not.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
To bring it up or just be like, yeah, is
it worth an argument? Can we wrap up this break
because I'm adding to cart at the moment.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Wait the weekend, we were going to some leaving drinks
from friend Toddy's off overseas friends Wednesday. Yeah, and so
he was having some drinks and Morgan and I friend
of the show, Morgan Pin six Ologists.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I don't know if you've heard six like the podcast.
Have you heard that podcast?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Na?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm a bit more I was.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
It was a little racy hearing two women talking about
positive sex lives.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
You know it's not for me. It's weird because you're
one of the hosts. Extra hard oh time, I keep
being like too far to stop.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Anyways, We're in this uber and the guy the uber
drivers in the bus lane and what happened next I
describe as low level fu us and the furious Oh
my gosh, because he's in the bus lane and obviously
he realizes he can't be in the bus lane ahead
because there are cameras everywhere doesn't want to find so
he drags off the car next to us when the
light turns green.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
And we're not in a fast car, we're in an uber.
I don't know if there's prayers. I don't think it was.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
It was similar. Maybe it was an aqua and car.
When you've got an aqua, how are those the lights?
Power wise? They don't really drag after they they're not
fast cars. No.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I love to drag someone off in my acqua, especially
you know when there's like two lanes they merge into one.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, well that's what was happening here.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Basically because they don't expect it and like.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Boom, But does it have the power in credible bread?
They're pretty got here. I don't know nothing in them.
I don't know what this is. But it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
And it was getting to the stage where both cars
were even pretty much and we were just nudging ahead
at the side at this moment, and then he kind
of just started pulling into the lane, making the kitchen
behind us very angry, and so where in the it's
so awkward when like it's fine when you're driving and
you cut someone off, you just like I don't care.

(36:12):
But when you're in the uber and then the person's
getting angry, like you're just like, oh, not me, not me,
not me, it's not me. And then like the guy
behind is tooting very angry, so angry the uber.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Driver cut off.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, the uber driver winds down his window and then
with the big smiles like waving at him.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I'm just like, now he's taunting dating him. I'm like,
now we're going to get like rammed off the road
and I give my a tip. Yeah, I'll give my tip.
The straight that was.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
That was a sort of aggression we need on our roads.
I liked it, but it's weird when it's an uber drive.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Definitely been in aggressive ubers before. Also, like there's a
road kind of oh sorry, a windy road to my house.
It's sixty k and a lot of the time they
will hold like a Hundi over there because it's like
a country road and they right there and I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Always like man, and then that, yeah, there's always speak cameras.
But then also like you get home faster, so it's
less mine.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
But I've definitely had people like twed at me and
when I'm in an uber and I'm like, that's not
my man driving.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Also, sidebar, my Uber rating has dropped to a four
point nine. Oh and it's ever since I've known Haley
sprou No, I.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Haven't been in one of your ubers for ages. That's
dropped since the last time. I wasn't an order with you?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Has it?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
And I've been well behaved in my ubers And I'm
blaming my friends.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
This is why you've got four point nine. You won't
take accountability, that's why four point eight two.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, mine's four point eight six. So you you've been
trying to claw back from that time your wife spewed,
and so you've driven your one stuff. Yeah, you know it's.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
At a long way to go to average that backgroud.
I mean statistically, I'm not a statistics or maths person.
But will I ever get it back to a five? No?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I will never. You can't get a spear I can
get from now?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Am I? Everyone gave me more ubers five? An infinite
amount of uber rides at five out of five? Yeah,
it would drag it so close that it would go
to a third decimal point, and that that stage it
would probably say you're five hmm, but you'd know deep down.
You're a four point nine nine nine two year right.
That's quite That's quite heartbreaking, isn't it. There will never

(38:27):
be a five again because it's all because of my
loose liped friends.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
No, being a five is a boring way to live life.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Always respect for one of the men, one of your ubers,
and we're talking you have carrying on?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, I have messaged the head of a bull uber
driver before.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
So what did that get you? Did that get you
a five? Or a three? Got me a hot date?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Mean a hot old date. I didn't mean to say
old in there no.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Play play now.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I was actually just sharing that I had. I was
wrapping something up on Saturday night and there was a party.
I made the decision not to go.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I am so impressed and in the.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Interest of my Sunday and your finance, and yes, I
have been very run down recently.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
We've been working like eight thousand different things. I decided
not to go party.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Is this maturity apparently, well, Vaughn said, because there was
also a party on Friday night that you went to,
and I was working till eleven thirty ish, and I
was like, well, maybe I'll go to the party and
Vaughn said, he'll be very disappointed me if I go.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I didn't go to that party. Well, she had full
Saturday as well, and she was already burning.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Candas we said last week, it wasn't even burning candles
at both ends. You were just a waxy floor.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
I said no to two parties this week.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
And apparently shit like this behavior is on the rise
and people are turning their Friday night drinks into Friday
night running groups. Okay, have you ever been We're in
Auckland in on Ponsonby Road on a Friday night. It's heaving, Yeah,
and there's bars and people like spill out on the street. Yeah,

(40:20):
all that kind of stuff. Have you ever been on
Ponziby Road and someone ran past on a Friday night?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Because I have, And.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
It's the most obscure view. It's the most obscure thing
to witness. Yeah, because you're sitting outside of bar having
a little wine and someone's like in the pavement.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
People only run down Ponsivi Road, so other people see
them running down PONTSOB Road. Now that might be a
controversial opinion, but I'll die give it one if they
just need to get back home.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
That's why you're also on Ponsonby Road having a drink
to be seen having a drink on Ponsobie Road. We're
all just wantsonby to be seen the worst. So there's
all these clubs popping up around the world. There's story
is from Cape Town, California, London, New Zealand, Australia. There's
like people making these running groups called midnight Runners and
they get together.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
On a Friday night. But why does it? Why is
it midnight? Why are they called midnight runners?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Because I guess you're replacing your Friday night boozy out
late ring with like this midnight run. Oh yeah, I'm
like do eight.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
And then go out or run on your lunch break,
or run before work and then go out and have
some wines.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
But it's about being healthy. It's about being healthy.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's about replacing your ones.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
So everywhere you earn your wines. That's how I convince
myself to exercise. Okay, you're sort of doing the good
stuff to eat blanket out. So it's actually like it's
an actual like thing.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You can be part of it.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I mean you can go for a run whenever you like,
or you can join this midnight Runners thing. I guess
it's kind of cool with nineteen cities worldwide. People all
meet up on a Friday night in lieu of drinks and.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Go for a run. On running in a group, I'm slow,
all right, you just find your your pace. People, right, they.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Say a lot of young people are doing it because
run talks quite bad. On tiptop it is, Yeah, assumptions
dropped twenty five percent.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
They'll be laughing when they're these and poked in their
lower backs sore.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
You will be the ones laughing we had all the
wine instead of going they'll be.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
They'll be in hospital next to you getting their knee
replaced while you're getting your livery event.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I don't want to purpo.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
You know, if you want to on your Friday night
go for a run. It's great.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
You feel amazing the next morning, other than you know,
some light shin splints and sort of.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
But read that problematic growth plate he had as a teenager,
really read. Let's just say I.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Won't be giving it a go, but good for the
for those who celebrate all the all the best.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Stop being a Brett vall Tynes away from it. I
thought we've got some trades around of hours and I
thought the other day on Friday was just like, I'm
going to throw a curveball. I'm going to throw the
trades are fat curveball.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I threw a plenty hour What sort of revenge for
how many tradies? Through you curveballs? Play Fable and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Got some trades in and out of our place. At
the moment, I'm doing some trade stuff, yeah, stuff that.
I was like, I could do that, but I don't
need to get redone in six months and it's going
to cost more that way, So you didn't do that.
What you're saying the long term not long term. But
I was inside and I was heating out. I was

(43:43):
going to go for a run funnily enough, you know,
the throw night. But then I had to go in
there and be like, hey, I'm just going to be
gone for a bit. Is that all good? And then
I was like, oh, I look weird because I'm and
then I got self conscious about it.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
You got.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
All in like you know, the birds and stuff, and
I've got this like little single it on and you
were a string.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I was like that's going to be weird. And so
I was like, no shorts over the top. But the way.
That's the sorts of weird stuff. The trades. They are
in people's houses, Oh yeah all the time.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I just fell out of Hala's mouth. I see him
in a man around just she went out.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Anyway, So I got a little self conscious, and then
I convinced myself this will be fine.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
You imagine the things that I've seen.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, imagine the things I've saying. So I went out
and I said I'm just heading out. They were like,
oh yeah, and I was like ah, And then I.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Did this awkward thing. I was like, I'm just going
for a run and they're like, oh yeah, yeah, we
can see that. I was like, I'm debated whether or
not even to come in here.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Why are you digging?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
And I was like but then I was like, I
bet you guys.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Have seen some weird things. Yeah, And the main trader
was like oh yeah. But then the apprentice, I was
like yeah, and he spun around. I was like here
he is, and I was like what, and he's like, okay.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Lots.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
But the weirdest thing would be we were at an
old lady's house and she said, my husband's not here
at the moment, and we're like okay, and so we
were just and then she came in and said, my
husband's back had like a word and they're like, oh, yeah, okay, cool,
and she says, yeah, so here he is and points
at nothing, and he's like, I beg your pardon, and

(45:30):
she's like, he's here. He just wanted to say he
just wanted to ask a couple of questions about the job.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
And the.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Brindas is like, okay, what does he want to know.
I'm not telling this lady that her dead husband's not there,
no good for him.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
To just be like but he said.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
The weirdest thing was she'd like look at him and
like not and then sort of translate to the yea
she was speaking in turn, Yeah that applied to the
role to the job he's And then I was just like,
what the hell And he's like, yeah, she knew like

(46:10):
technical terms of the sort of work we were doing.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Wants to know what the He's wondering why you're doing
this that way. The husband's realized that what you're saying,
the ghost is real. We're saying that you're finally admitting
the ghosts.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
We came to that, We came to the conclusion that
she must have just buy proxy, picked up a whole
lot of this over her lifetime. She was married to
a trade would have instantly just up the bell on
this crazy lady because maybe ghost text they would They
would having to go into other people's homes would be
so weird.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
The smells, the smell, yeah, everybody's.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
House smells different, even shrines, the like odd rooms.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, the bloody grew lights in the garret.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I mean, you'd see a lot. We went into trades
people have.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
We went into an open home once and walk and
then the people who lived it was like all that
stuff was still in and it was full of their stuff.
Walked in and on the you opened the front door
and straight ahead swastika.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
But it wasn't the swastik. It reverse.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, you see it in Barley.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
But when you're like.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
And I was like that when I saw a swasta
very but then I was like, I cat no, no, no,
but shut eight and she just threw a swasta. She
did not had another meeting house and we walk out.
She's like, did you see that swastika? I think it's
the Sanskrit one. It's reversed.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
When I was a legal teenager, I may have been
skipping school to spend some time at my boyfriend's house
when his parents weren't home, okay, and to have a
bit of fun. And we heard the door click and
I remembering like, well, it's all over. Your lovely Christian
mothers walked in here I am in the middle of
a school day and.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
A builder buster and we were like, he was like,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. We're like no, we're
just glad it's you. Wait he busted into the room,
not just the house. Oh wow, okay, were you in
the lounge. Yeah, yeah, it was a short but you
would you would see some weird you were seeing some stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, And that's why we want to know from the
trader's or people who are often in other people's homes
this morning.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Estate agents, cleaners, service agents. You go around because someone's like,
we think of selling our house. We want like in
a praise on. So you go in and it's I'm
just like house valuers. What's in there?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yeah, you would see some people can dropping off groceries,
open the door.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
My careers, careers, you'd see some stuff careers and your
stop at the door though, Yeah, but you'd still get
to glass open it.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, got to be enough.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I wanted the people get in the bedrooms, people get
in the bathrooms, or people to give in the cupboards.
We want to take your calls now. I want hundred
dolls at him text through in nine six nine sex.
If you have had a job, or you have a
job where you have to go into people's houses, what
is the weirdest, wildest, craziest things you've seen or experienced? Yeah,
maybe you were in this lady's house and who did

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husband was giving you some tips on how to do
your job better.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
And he might not have seen him.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Imagine what it was like when he was alive standing
over and he did and he's still bloody pester in them.
We'll play five on time seeing the activator in the
next ten minutes. This is one of those phone and
topics we may regret asking some amazing messages coming through.
We want to know the weirdest, wonderful, craziest things you've
seen in somebody else's house. Yeah, for whatever is and

(49:30):
you're there, tradees, you're up and inside you know some
intimate spaces. Rebecca, this was your husband that saw somebody
at something in somebody else's house.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Yeah, so he sounds like he has to govern skupe
out the houses to install it, and they went underneath
someone's house and there was a human skulp.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Well shut up in fairness, Rebecca, when I built the deck,
I thought about putting a full like fake skeleton under
the deck.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
So one day when someone pulled down the deck.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Like skeleton in our walls between the walls.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
And yeah, so it was real.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
The lady hadn't said anything to him like before he
went down there, so obviously like he took photos because
you do that and called the police later and there
was nothing kind of suspicious about it. They said that
it was just a registered human kidever that this lady
was allowed to have.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
But why was I under the house. Oh, that reminds me. Actually,
I'm going to get a registration on my human candevor
let's run out.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
But you can't someone and then apply for registration. But
I can't get my warrant fitness on my CAID ever
until I got my registration.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Right, that's wild, that is inside.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Did she say she had it under the house if
it's like a when she's allowed to own?

Speaker 7 (50:46):
He didn't naturally like confront her about it, and he
was like, this is dodgy. So yeah, later did some
investigation and apparently it was all fine.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Did he end up getting the hate pump?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I believe so? Oh, I mean god, if the skin's
falling off, these skeletons must have been a damn power.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, that's the thing. If you want your skeleton last,
it's got to be a warm, warm environment. Yea, So
he pump is ideal for that. Thank you, Rebecca. Some
messages in.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I worked as a support worker for a few years now,
had community nurses. Support workers the people that go to
people's houses to help these people out because obviously getting
around a problem and they can't look after themselves. I
cannot tip my hat enough, and I have on the
damn ground. My mother in law did this for a
while and she has the wildest stories from her time
as a community nurse. Yeah, the wildest. So this person

(51:40):
is the support worker. A few years ago, it was
shower day for an old lady that I looked after.
When she bent to take her nickers off, but a
poop fell out and then her little dog. I was like, oh, dear,
and I went to grab some toilet paper to grab it,
and her little dog.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Just flewing out of nowhere, stooped at the poop and
ran out with it. That is disgusting, you know, but
you know the problems dealt with now.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
You know somebody I said they were working for the
census and they're going to pick up the census from someone.
And they knocked on the front door and as they knocked,
the door swung open a little bit and they stuck
their head and they're like hello, and they just looked
down the hallway and just saw two people humping on.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
The floor of the hallway humping. That's hot. Good for you?
Is that two people in this household? And what's your
average income? Can you just leave away? I can see
the religious whose the Good Lord does not condone of
that position, whichould about the weirdest thing.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
If you're a trading or your job involves going into
other people's houses the things that you've seen Sarah message.
Then I had a friend who was a trader who
was asked to go around to do some work on
a rental property. Imagine his horror when he arrived and
there was a hole cut in the kitchen floor with
a lid on it.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
What a lid on it?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
The hole in the kitchen floor and he lifted up
the lid and the family had pegs loving underneath the
underneath the house. It was a pegg slap and all
the kitchen scraps went straight down the hole to feed
the pegs, and the people lived under the house. It's
quite genius when you think about it. NOA, you going
outside sand.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
And the pigs would I mean, the pigs would pooh.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Everywhere under the house would freaking ree Do you think
you're getting your bond back on that now? They weren't
a understand that house much longer, apparently because did the
work and then reported to the landlord and said, did
you know that the pigs living under the house?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
And that was news to them. And I'm imagining this
is in a suburb somewhere.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yeah, I was fixing up an electrical problem in somebody's
cupboard and when I got there, they were like frantically
cleaning out the cupboard and I said, I also need
to go into the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
And then the absolute color dropped out.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Of the guy's face and he's like yeah, And so
we went up and apparently they just dragged all of
their six stuff, including a couple of pennis pumps out
of the cupboard and just chucked it and them up
into the ceiling space to get out of the way.
But of course they need to get up in the
ceiling space to make sure the light was running, and
so had to crawl over all of them.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
The sex stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
But then went down and pretended they hadn't seen anything,
but it was all pretty obvious what had happened.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
My partner is a mechanic.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
The car, because that's the thing, right, isn't that a
job interview?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You walk them to their car and you look into
their car because the cars are feeling like good reflection
of the sort of person you're dealing with. Oh, they
wouldn't work for me because I'd be taking the bus
home or my bike. Yeah, they'd be really embarrassing. Yeah,
they're embarrassing, Yeah, really embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
One of the most especially because like whenever you're on
your bike and you your man because you was just
chuck the rubbish at your foot, he does you've got
the foot well on your your pedals are full of
all the rubbish and stuff. Rather than just cleaning out
your car. My partner's a mechanic. He sees some shit,
a boot full of dirty diapers, like literally full.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Ah. He's also popped the boot and found a small
digital scales and a copious amount of drugs, machetes, a
baseball bat with a suspicious bloodstin on it.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
And you'd be surprised how many people are rocking around
with multiple adult toys in their car. And people don't
even even thought of that.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, especially the person who in he they bought their
current for the warrant of fitness, did not change their novelty.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Gear stick that was indeeded. We hop on on that thing.
The mind boggles, sprowl, the mind boggle.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
It would have to be quite girthy, otherwise it might
be too small for a gear stick, because I'm like
a big girthy gear stick. Yes, same, I like a
rounded head, you know, like a big heat You want
to big hit on it, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
And it need to be manual too. You wouldn't want
the automatic because.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
That's always a yeah in one of those ones that's
got like the sort of leathery sack at the bottom
that sort of wiggles around and yeah, or actually you
could go balls up.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Oh, that actually made a great point their balls.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
No, but then how you get you know what I mean?
Then it serves no purpose? Yeah, true, take it off.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It's been around. You've got a great point there. Balls.
If you want a bit of grip from a phallop
gear stick balls, great from you. A little bit of
a little bit of pot overflow from this one.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, because if we had a lot and there's something
we probably can't imagine how bad they were given that
we just described, balls up penist, it could be a holowork.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
So we'll put it on the podcast feed. See you there, play.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Play.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Well, it's been debated, it's been talked about, it's been
thrown around, it's been for years financially denied and lauded,
decided against, and then and now it's happened.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Well, have you got an air fryer? Oh god? One flybys?
Did you get? Did you came up mentioned in the
fly Bees?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Did you use Because we talked about this last week,
Flybys is shutting down. Everybody's cashing in their points. Yeah,
so did you do that?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
You cashed it?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I got the gas points, petrol points, you got.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
The picture points that discounted ear thing with your fly bys.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
So you've got one, you've had one for ages of you.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I use it maybe once a year. Really, yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Just not I don't I like to cook.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
And I feel like people are like, wow, it's so crispy,
and you're like, yeah, but you can cook, like if
you just if you know how to cook, you can
cook things.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Well, I know without this robot spaceship on your counter.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
That's why I can't get one. I don't have them
room for it.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Nah, it's not good like our kitchen's borderline too small
for it because we don't have a butler's pantry.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Well, where else is the butler going to go? Butler
in the kitchen?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
He sits in the lounge waiting for instructions, and he
gets under my feet, and I wish I could both
build him his own pantry.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Why are you going to give him his own pantry?
But we just.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Happened to have one overhead cupboard that fits the pressure cooker.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
And as well, yeah the wine sprouts, oh yeah, had
those in their fra and the way.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
It is super convenient here it is. There's feel like
you're four years too late. I know, I know, I'm
miles behind. It's embarrassing. Actually, we're doing a break on
a ear fry. It is really yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
But we've we finally carved and did a pork roast
in there. You get a big one and two draws,
so you.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Can do two. Oh but can you do one big
one with both drawers? No, you can sink them.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
So the pork roast we cut in half and put
half in each and then because I have shadows away
like you're putting too much seasoning on.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
That's what she always is.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
So half of it got absolutely cake barbecue rubs and
the other half was just a classic salted.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Say the cracker was better.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
On the plane salt, Yeah, so is the best one
on the on the plane one usually crackling guy, but
there was a crackling and.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
So it made it all perfect, made it all you
just something it did. It annoys me. That has lived
up to my expectations.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, I want I wanted to be like, not as
good as if you've done an X Y Z method,
But have you done some fries or wedges in there?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Are they good as well?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
See?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I would love one of these the t borrow mine
with nuggies. Yeah, you know what, chack, and we wish
to do that again.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Do you know what I did for a little bit
of a little bit of a treat, little bit of
self care. Yeah, tots, tots, we love, we love the
potato spot. And you just every now and then just
pull the thing out and give it a shake, chuck
it back in your uncle.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
It annoys me how good it is. It annoys me.
It's lucky. It's ugly. It's lucky. It's an ugly appliants.
So it would probably be my favorite applant. It'll be
on my counter all the time. Yeah, if they're mad it.
And then Carwin tells us who's got who's got a
range of kitchens. She's eating Paris Hilton.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Paris Hilton has a range of Oh okay, like Barbie
Pink or more baby baby.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
So she's got everything baby, but doesn't look nice. So
because they all they do, they look so massive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Yeah, I might cook because I'm really in the mood,
because I've been busy, I haven't really cooked.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I'm really in the mood to make an impress of
meal tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, that's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Maybe I'll do a bit of ear fryer stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
You know, it is sprout were phenomen you know the brussel.
Will you mix it up with a bit of oil
and bit of pepper and then they like cresp up.
That was a bit of bacon that was going on.
It is, we're nearly halfway through the year and you
haven't used your ear fry this one. I haven't a year,
So maybe now it's the time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Okay, I'll do it tonight. I'll ear fry something. Do
you know what's good in the air fryer? Salmon's seven minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Even minutes? It's like that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah, that's not dry, but not slimy, weird yep, crumpets
with condensed milk in the ear fry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Wait what I mean? Have some somebody to speak for yourself, somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Make my ship to get you're kind of talking to me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
But I went off the air fright did blow me
out at the weekend? Just a vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I met on a vibe and it was a silly
carbohydrate every weekend. But you need one of those every
now and then. So I'm imagining you put the crumpet
on a bubbles bubbles up and then you fill the
bubbles with swing condensing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Oh my god. And then so but would that care?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Who's out of the door. It's the four kgs it's bad.
Jumped straight back on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
You got a little bit more dumber than guttings at
this time. That would be great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Remember me dirty? Yeah, if you're going to hop back on,
I need you right in the bar. I found your moves.
P Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
It's Maroon five on zid M fletch fawn and say
it like that eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
That was weird. I was like you were trying to
Maroon five. That was the secret song of the day. No,
we don't have a secret. No, I know we don't
have a secret.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
So but you're really have a roun five If you
weren't paying attention your dummies, that was a Maroon five size.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I would never speak to our listeners like that. It
waszarre I thought it was quite condescending. It was very
That was Maroon five. Thickies on zay your dogs or
look at your own watch? Wow are you watch again? Morons? Yeah,
well it's eight eighteen, right. You know what you're not getting. No,

(01:02:27):
you're not getting a slice.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Of my ap We get one slice of your apple
every day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
No, not today, because you've been mean to me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Text entirety of a Mandarin's. Yeah, cutting it just in
your own time. I'm waiting for Haley to bring in
the doing it until I get my apple. If I
was cutting an appleine even because you get give me

(01:02:53):
my slice after the break. No, I don't feel like
un your eye. Now are we a union union?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Sorry, we're not working till we get our apple two
four six apple that's so grow. Don't eat it until
I'm taking you talk about this on air.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
It's not a good apple. You're so brad. Apples four
days in a row.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
It's well, it's not my fault that the apples they
sell it got a very flowery. We're sending the good
ones away and they're giving us poor flowery ones. Okay,
I'm not happy with it. I'm not happy with it,
so I'm not doing the brad in silence.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Buck up your ideas of brats. Maroon stop being bready. Okay,
thanks for ruining Maroon five. A long time five fan,
and now I won't hear Maroon five flowery. You love

(01:03:56):
Adam Levine from Maroon five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Big fans about him all the gang Grant t Troby
Troby of course, even though it's a man and Patrick
at the back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Let's not forget Patrick in the back. That's what they
call him, Patrick from Maroon five. Patrick at the bank.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
You ruined Maroon fib You ruined apples, You've ruined this break.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
This is all you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Oh your look at sweet tropy again, tasting a flowery
apple and imagining been condescendantly told the time is now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
I will share this article, but only for the listeners,
not for you. It's despite you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
There is a guy who received a stern warning from
a bank and it said, Hi, Joe, you have recently
you have recently marked payments Taliban Trading and isis Training.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
While we appreciate that you're probably having a joke with
your friends, we're obliged to investigate such matters, which is
time consuming. Be assured your friend's bank will be doing
the same. This is a polite request to ask you
to cease marking payments in this matter. Thanks for this
cooperation kind regards to the bank. So actually, like, because

(01:05:13):
you know, I do a bit of a silly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I've never even thought about the terrorism thing, but that's
I mean, I'm imagining if you're finding terrorism, you're not
putting it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
It's actually for terrorism. Yeah, yeah, no, I always do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Like we can love making, you know, session.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
With drums a pound of meth and you're like, I
just shouted you lunch you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
But this like he got a serious warning. And then
his friends said the same.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
They got the thing from their bank being like, look,
you know, you're actually wasting.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Our time here. And it's not just that poor banks.
Really my heart goes out to them. But this happened
the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
To a friend was applying for a mortgage and we
and then printed out all the things and a friend
had done the same thing just like paid him like
thirty bucks back for dinner. Yeah, that he paid for
on his card for everybody, and made a drug reference.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
And he's like, oh my god, I'm applying for a mortgage.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah, I'm trying to buy a house, and you're making
me look like I'm a drug dealer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Yeah yeah, I know you do have to be as
a bank.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I'd actually give money to a drug dealer because you
know they're always gonna have money for the mortgage.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah. True, there but you can have thriving industry, but
not if you're in prison. You can't put your mortgage
to and you're in prison. A cash reserve. You've got
dug it. You've dug a hole in this cash there somewhere. Yeah,
just let your bank manage you know where it's at.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Well, maybe think twice when you're doing these references, ask
if there's going to be anyone looking over their bank account,
so you maybe just stay away from the whole terrorism.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Vibe play Flitch, Vorne and Hailey.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day, Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do dou.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
This week's theme for the Fact of the Day is
the calendar. Okay, it's calendar themed, okay week, and today
we're going to be looking at the names of the
months of our year. Have you ever thought about where
they come from?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Jan after jan after Jen, Jen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Lovely, lovely, jan February after lovely, feb Well, here we go, okay, Okay.
Originally there were only ten months. January and February were
the last ones to be added, but they put them
on the front, okay, because they felt that that's where
it needed to be.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
This is the Romulus calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
This is roman slight change to where we're at now
with our Gregorian calendar, but that's based off this calendar.
So January and February we're added last. Before that, there
were only ten months. January takes its name from Janus,
the Roman god of beginnings and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Endings, because it's the ending, because it's the ending. Yeah,
the beginning of the year. But it sounds like anus,
doesn't it. That's what you get in there digested. The
beginning of the end, isn't Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah, So that's Janus is January, the Roman god of
beginnings and ennings. February comes from the word februm, which
is purification, and the februer, which are instruments used in
the purification.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
It was also a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Celebration they had throughout the month of February, and on
February fifteen there was a particular thing that happened where
you would clean your house and put salt outside, and
young men naked except for a goat skin cape dashed
around Rome's sacred boundary, plainfully whipping woman with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Strips of goat leather. How dare you? It was to
promote fertility, So that was February.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Tradition has it that Romulus named the fourth March fourth
third month. Martys after his own father, Mars, the god
of war. So March is named after Mars. The following
was April, aprilis, and then Mayus and the Junius names
derived from Roman culture. For example, April is named after Aphrodite,

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the ancient Greek goddess of love and sexuality, and it
was the first month of spring of the Northern hemispheund
old Rome sounds very horny.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I mean you were naked all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
And then the ones that weren't just walking around kind
of towels, just kind of drink over them a little bit,
some curtains over them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Maya is may who's like you might have heard of
the singer the singer Maya. Yes, from the early lad
the point of Lady Mama. She's a fantastic singer. She
just wasn't given. I mean, you're rap against Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Yeah, she was Juno the goldness of war and woman
gives us the name of June. Now from there on
out on the original ten the names of the month
didn't change.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
From their origin.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
They were just named after Adam Levine and the other
members of Marine five Maroon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
So the new miracle names of the month and the
second half remain unchanged until the end of the Roman Republic,
where Quintillus and sex till Us Quintillus the fifth, sex
till Us the sixth month were renamed after Julius and
Augustus Caesar. So there's your July and your August, right.
This changed their four months September, October, November, December because

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they thought, going forth, I bet there's going to be
some other great Roman leaders and we'll be able to
name these rename these months after them, and not so afterward.
It was kind of the end of the Roman Empire,
wasn't it. So why the horningness got a bit much
and then collapsed? Probably I think if you're going to
focus on nothing but sex, you know you've got to
have a bird of agriculture.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Surely hit the butt when you said, but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Well, I mean of that horning, that's going to be
an aspect of it. So then the months afterwards never changed.
They just stayed with their corresponding numbers. When they were
ten months, September was the seventh month. Of course, when
you put two on the front, it becomes the ninth month.
It's quite this is a lot fan you're going to
need to go to something that you've given twelve facts.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
You've given us many facts. It's all about the names
of the month.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Baby, we're going to I feel like it overwhelmed. Yeah,
I'm feeling overwhelmed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Seven. Yeah, October is eight because I'm going to need
to go about six. There's nine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
What are you doing about sixty two of the Romans
did this. It's amazing they got anything done with the
amount of horningess going on. They were renaming months and
changing calendars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
And overwhelmed and just feeling overwhelmed. December, the original tenth
month for ten, became the twelfth. It's too much, it's
too much. Maybe tomorrow's fact.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
A couple of calendar No, maybe tomorrow effecting me About
those calendar people in the malls every December.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
I used to get one of those every year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, they and they did it, and they tell me
how much money those places make and crazy a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Calendar. That's great. It's interesting as the name is it. Though,
it's too much. You've given us a little gone way
too much, overloaded us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
With Brewer we're but yeah, we're buffering Masius a Prelus,
Maeus Junics.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Who do you think is justice? Some sort of yeah
classics at school, I did. Yeah, what do they do?

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
What are they doing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I love you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
H okay, And they often say, hey, look there's been
a complaint. Now, this wouldn't have happened an ancient rhyme
that would have taken you straight down to the Christian
pits lions.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Today's fact of the Day January through December of the day,
day day, day, day, Yeah do do do plays play quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Thank everybody's message and a great support of a comprehensive
fact of the day today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Let me just text. I'll check the text machine, make
sure it's not making this up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
There's at least hard can we get the fact of
the day ridden now on Facebook? I can't remember it,
see because it was just too much.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
It was too much, so much, keep it simple, stupid,
kiss kiss my stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
That's not the acridninvoice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yeah, I think least next time anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Tomorrow a daily about every three hundred and sixty five
days of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
No, you are not so.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
There was a girl who got engaged on Twitter no
oh my god, how embarrassing. Tech talk tech talk old,
and she her best friend shared the text exchange of
how this went.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
It was like photo, Oh my god, here you go.
I'm engaged.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Next morning, twenty four hours later, the best friend texts
her saying, how's Cloud nine this morning? Heart face, heart face, heartface.
She takes back, cheated on me. It's over cheated on
me three times?

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
What wait? And the guy that cheated was one within
twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Within twenty four hours, this check discovered that the guy
who had literally just proposed to her has.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Cheated on her three times?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
So is this because the other women saw the engagement
online and we're like, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Sister, just got to let you know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
There's no like info on how she discovered it. It's
just that she's shared the exchange with her best friend
about like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
My god, I got engaged. Oh my god, how are
you fel in this morning? He cheated on me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
It's over twenty four hours. That's gonna be one of
the quickest engagements yet. Yeah, but yeah, probably like sharing
it around and everyone was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
No, you don't want to end up with this guy.
I know for a fact he's cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Al Rightah yeah, maybe someone new for a bit, right,
And then the moment she's like, I'm going to marry him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
They're like, oh, I can't let you go through with
that anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Do you tell someone that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I've never had to I've never been put in that position.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
If they were like your absolute best friend, yes, but
you wouldn't have let it. But I wouldn't have let
it to that time. I would have done it at
the moment I knew yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Anyway, twenty four hours was the length of that engagement
before she found out that he had cheated on it
and it was over. I want to know, what is
the shortest engagement that you know of. Maybe you were
part of a very short engagement.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
If someone proposes in front of a crowd and the
person says yes, and then immediately once the I am
not like absolutely fresher of the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Maybe you said yes and then afterwards you were like, hey,
that absolutely not yeah, Or maybe this happened to a
friend of yours.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Is this an.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Impossible fine and topic? Because I feel like nobody's going
to admit to that, are they?

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
No? But it's not no.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I think you'll know that happening to other people. It's
not impossible at all.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I mean, I know a two week wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
So they got married and then two weeks later it
was over. Yeah, how much did the wedding cost?

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
That's why they went in with it rather than pull
the plug, because we're going to get there, and they
sort of knew, like this is just not right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
At least like I'd want to stay together for at
least a year. So at least it looks like you've true. Okay,
eight hundred dollars at a number, give us a call now,
tex through nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
How short was the engagement?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
We want to know how long or how short the
engagement lasted, because there's a woman who got engaged twenty
four hours later she was it was over because.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
She found out he was cheating on her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Anonymous joins us, good morning, Anonymous, morning, Now how long
tell us what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
Okay, so I was engaged full of two.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Hours, that's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Two hours.

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
So well, about four years ago, my partner at the
time teased on me. It was a very very very
toxic relationship. So obviously my parent at the time thought
proposing to me was sex recing because.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Something that I've always wanted to do.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Sorry, proposed to me or with the ring everything. At
the heat of the moment, obviously I was like, oh
my gosh, yes, so obviously I accepted the proposal, and
about an hour later I was like reality, I'm like, wait,
hang on, this is not healthy, this is not how
we should be doing it. Like none of our family
will come because each other's family hated each other. As

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you can imagine, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Not going to go how I dreamed my wedding will be.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
And then an hour later she came over again and
I was like, look, I can't I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
This is not how it's meant to be.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
And yeah, and then we broke up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Wow two hours. I don't want to be the shortest. Yeah,
I don't know if we're going to beat that one. Anonymously,
she saw Clara before the wedding some messages.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Somebody said, my friend got engaged. We al reason, you
knew the guy was no good. She was excited, she
got engaged, and then she found out after they've got engaged,
and she came to tell us he went and hooked
up with somebody they've been cheating on for a while,
and so the next morning that was still That.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Was about twenty four hours as well.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Maybe I wasn't the lest twelve only twelve hours as
I discovered naked pictures of his ex girlfriend and some
guy from the day before on his fine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I know some of you extocific good bot do you
know what I mean? If you around?

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Yeah, but also say that guy could have just been
one of his friends. True sending nerd pecks to your mates,
just going to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
What do you reckon? I'm going to send this to
some you know, other hot chats. They'd like this. Yeah,
what do you guys reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Submitting for feedback?

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Yeah, I do it to you guys all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
I'm like, what are you reckon about these peppies?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Should I send them on? And you guys are like, nah,
try a different angle and we get it right together.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
And I think Aaron appreciates team work makes the dream work.
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
How short did the engagement last? Is the current question?

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
The current question on our lips. I'll stick with.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Them because a woman who got engaged and then was
over in twenty four hours two hours on the phone, Kayla,
how long were you engaged?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I'd probably around about I have six hours, Okay, it's hours.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
What happened.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
So it was on Christmas Day my partner at the
time he had told out, you know, we boxed.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
My heart dropped.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Because I sort of knew we were really early.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
On in the relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
I was talking about like three or four months.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Yeah, and I was like, oh crap, this mom was
your wash busy opened up the box.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
There was older sight a style try.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
So I'm putting like two and two together.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
Maybe we were like, oh, crap, baby, this is a
month drink. And then he started bringing the whole oh
I'm sorry, the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Speech chat going, you know, I want to spend most
of my life with you and all of the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
At the time, I was like, oh, yeah, like that
would be nice, and I don't want to focus on
when to somebody with your mother's ring and Christmas and yes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
The biggest smile on their face. Oh so you know,
I see the years and I think Christmas Day or heaven.
And at the end of the night, I looked at
him and I was like, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
An engagement like that, you just engaged me, And he's like, oh, yes,
but no, no, no, it can just be a promise.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Rang Oh God. The end of the relationship, like I
did turn around and say, look, I think if you
should hold on to this until you find the right woman.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
So how long did you stay with them after Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
That's there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
I was a bit of an egg and I stayed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
With them for a few months after that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
But that's all right, it's a great friends.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
That's exactly what a guy wants to hear. Let's be
great friends, Kayla. Thank you for sharing some messages. After
a few I was dating a mummies boy. Oh yeah,
it was Christmas Eve. Christmas seems like a popular time
for reprisal Jesus. I asked him if he wanted to

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get married at ten pm Christmas Eve.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
He said yes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Then on Christmas Day, approximately sixteen hours later, he said
to me, I can't be engaged right now, and then
he walked away and his mum was nodding, And then
I was like, okay, what the hell was I thinking?
And he continues to spend all the time with his
mum and sisters. His mum and his sister and the PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Have we've got a mummy boy hands? I was engaged
for ten minutes. He proposed to accepted.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Then he told me that he loved that I could
oversee the fact that he cheated on me. That was
the first I'd heard that he cheated on me, and
the ring was the same one he had asked this
X to marry on. A. Yeah, I love that you
have forgiven me for She's like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
And again one more time? Yeah what now you heard me?

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
If we're gonna move on, I am asking me to
marry me. That is mild.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
God. Yeah, lots of this stuff happening. We were a
very rocky part of our relationship. And he went to
the warehouse and bought me one hundred dollars ring and
proposed in front of my whole family.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Okay, they've got no story at the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Warehouse my dad's wedding. It lasted three months, if that,
And the whole time I was like, this isn't gonna work.
We're just thinking your head, this isn't gonna work. When
do you say, is it just building up the courage?
Is one lasted three months and she knew from the
get go I was gonna work, or maybe she thought
she changed her mind or.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's too it's
too awful.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Yeah, just lots of people getting engaged and then literally
going straight back out and Genie, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
A We're a board species, aren't we We're understimulated.

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weas after that podcast, I'll tell you you are allowed
to listen to it. There's no rules on when we
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