Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flee Spawn and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Thank you, Brian, Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchfawn
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Happy Monday.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Happy Monday, guys, feeling refreshed, witty for.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
A great week, Waiting for a great week. That was
truly a mistake, so apparently missed a Beast is in
New Zealand. Spotted having dinner in famous spoon tuber.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Over the weekend and spotted in Hamilton, your hometown.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
How embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think he was just checking out his chocolate display
the countdown. Oh yeah, I hope he has whittakers and
realizes how bad his choklad is.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's not very youngm He.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Really prides himself and saying it's certainly got five ingredients.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I was like, I reckon, chuck a few more on.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Maybe ten?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah? Have you tried putting like cream? And have you
tried putting some nice stuff in there? Yeah? Yeah? So
the top six soon the top sex things mister Beast
is doing in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Because you have something planned, Wady.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No doubt, no doubt. I'm looking for to the vid. Yeah,
it'll be a big VID, big VID. Not COVID, which
was the previous point.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Now it feels like sitting have to curse myself. I'll
get COVID this week because I said I'm looking forward
to it. I need to get my booster.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Have you I thought you'd done that? Oh my god,
am I too late? No?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Okay today do it today? He got holidays soon. Yeah,
it would to be sack. Don't want to be suck
on the way. There is a new rise and I've
never heard of this tolly Emory.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Tollymory all about polyamory and monogamy. But tolly Emory, I'm
going to tell you what tolly Emory is.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Have anything to do with tall roads. Yeah, that's what
it is. Couples that love paying for toquent.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Roads paying for them just cuts them off.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Nick so bank has fired a bunch of workers, but
doing something that I'm going to say a lot lot
of people do working from home.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Play citiums, Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Now I forgot to mention just moments ago, but five
on time the Jackpont twelve and a half thousand dollars.
So it has gone up fast. Your chance to play
serious and that's going up fast and furious.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's going up. Tokyo drift your.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Chance to win that twelve and a half thousand dollars
at eight o'clock this morning. Now, one of the world's
biggest banks has fired a bunch of workers because they
are discovered that they were working from home and jiggling
the mouse, which was very popular in lockdown times well
and a lot of people still doing a couple of
days working from home or some workplaces even the whole week.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Get in the workplace.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Now, this investigation found that workers were simulating keyboard activity
because you can.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Buy thing you could buy ye, put your mouse on
and that move yeah, yeah, a couple of bucks and
it would just jiggle the mouse.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
How was it when I was in Australia out with
a friend and he had kind of skept working from
home or work and was just opening up teams on
his phone and just checking in and leaving it open.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
To be active, to be active so bad he was
still like checking messages and having never used teams, not
even once. Does it show how long it's been since
you've been on teams? I don't know. I don't know
whether Facebook, Messenger active an hour ago.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I don't know. I get to work, do you know
what I mean? Just get motivation? Do you mean go
into work? Yeah? I think I would, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
People pay a lot of money for car parking, for
public transfer understand fuel like some people love it. Don't
get into work, but and they shouldn't worry if you're
jiggling your mouse every two minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's at the end of the week.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Is you work done and then you get kick up
the arts? That's that's your philosophy. When you leave here
at five past nine, the work was done, work down,
the work was done.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Give me the stink home.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Work's done. Yeah, work's done. You can stay to whatever
time you want. Other radio shows. I'm leaving her at
five past nine.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It is nice to walk past the morn. When we
go on the left the work, we're way way through them,
so they know we're often laughing.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, we're doing malarkey on the way out of work.
Or I stopped the malarkey the minute I get in
my car because I'm off the clock.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I think I think, just for me as a social butterfly,
I was in the office, I prefer to I would
just hate and working from home was I don't know,
it's such a misery.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, but then we have five different jobs and most
yeah people, so it's hard for us to We've got
almost sort of a frivolous, silly job. It's unbelievable we
get paid to do this. It's actually a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hang out with your mates and talk that I'm making
money as we speak, just.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
For that so articular rich of banks and this time
of excess problems, these people aren't working hard enough.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, we could have made eight billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Fledgborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
So Polyamory is when you it's bigger than an open
relationship in which you can sleep with other people. Polyamory
is when you can maintain multiple emotional and.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Physical relationships at the same time. I don't know how
anybody does this.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
So you could have a couple of boyfriends and girlfriends
or whatever friends you know, So it's just a lot
of work.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Like ones enough.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Just cheat on them like a normal person. Just cheat
on them like a normal person. Just be single normal,
Just be single, or just be single. So tolly emory
is a little term that's been popping up recently.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, And what does it mean.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Tolly coming from the word tolerate.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
So it's sort of like polyamory is like a fully
like you can go and I give my blessing to this,
and you know, I wholeheartedly support and agree with this.
You having other relationships, Tollyamory is sort of more of
a boy, Oh boy, we'll be married a long time.

(06:20):
I'll tolerate your discrepancies, but we'll never talk about it.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh that sounds unhealthy.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Wait, so just a marriage to the sixties any marriage
before the eighties.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Combines the words tolerate and polymory to describe the damandynamic
where one or both parties tolerate or put out with
other sexual encounters, turning a blind eye to things like
lap dancers or brief affairs from time to time during
a long marriage. Okay, isn't that wild? So then that's
so it's going like, I'm not I'm not happy about it.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I don't. It's not a conversation I want to have,
but I would.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I chose, insteed to focus on all of the good
things that you bring to my life and the way
that you show your commitment and love to me, and
I will tolerate the fact that you're I know that
you're sleeping with someone.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know that they're sleeping with someone else.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Do they say I'm going to sleep with someone else,
but you talk about it, it sounds very toxic.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, it sounds I will tolerate your awful behavior.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, so they sort of compensate and they tolerate the cheating.
I guess it's but it's sort of not cheating because
they know.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Then why not just being fooled. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
If you're if you're being cheated on, you're sort of
being fooled or trying to pull one over you, whereas
this is just toleratinglymory.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
So basically tolerating cheating.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, and they said this despite putting a name to it.
A lot of people in committed relationship say, like, that's cheating,
but it's tollly emory.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I guess if you.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Stay and you know it's happening, but you tolerate it.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
So it's like it's sort of some we're in the
middle between being cheated on and being completely polyamorous and
open to it.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
It just seems like you should just have the discussion
and just make it a lot easier. Yeah, I know,
but but then people yeah, okay, but I kind of
a you've seen.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
In movies and stuff people just be I know what
he's doing, but I'll just carry on. It's always like
mad Men or something. Yeah, like a show where you're like, oh,
that's terrible behavior.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, the fifties, you're right, Well, it's on the rise.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Apparently a lot of people talking about it online that
this is another term that's sort of in this realm polyfidelity. Okay,
so infidelity meaning that like that's sort of cheating yeap.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
But this is a little bit like softer. It's hype
of non monogamy, which refers to a relationship dynamic where
all participants agree to limit sexual activities.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
To other people. Wild Okay, a lot of get freaky
out there guys. To you, you do what you want.
Seventeen past six, Where do you look for a best
friend in this workplace?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
And you've found one?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I found two?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You found her?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Waiful. Some people are looking a little closer to home. Okay,
this number is significantly higher than I thought it would be.
Oh that's cute. I look forward to this. Fifty people
said have said that one of their parents is the
best friend.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh, I'm definitely like good friends of my parents. It's
a different relationship.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You're really close with your mum that way, very close,
like you would talk every day.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, not so much in Italy at the moment, because
they've got terrible wife had in the village. The wife
had and need is starlink Darling.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh, I see, but then what about the fed it's
soaking up the Italian summer.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You have time for their cold, wet daughter.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Cold.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
We're we're just standing in the rain thinking you're still
waiting to get picked up from soccer practice. And they're like,
oh my.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
God, we forgot. We've forgot something, Darling.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Maybe I got home from Browni's and you weren't there,
so I stood touching the red Where are you, mammy?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'll be waiting for thirst Craig. We've got something. We've
got to take the prosccabout the freezer. Oh, that's what
we're forgotten. I knew it was something major. Don't want
to leave that in there. You want to end the
freezer just to cool it down, but too long a top.
We've all left a can or a beer.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I have.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've never desired children. I've never felt the yurn for
a child.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
But that would be the one thing that I think
is cool is when they become older and they get
to hang out with them their friends, because that's when
I started to be friends with my parents.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Do you know sometimes, like when people are best friends
with their parents, sometimes it's a bit creepy.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And there's no boundary.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Mom, you're one of my best friends. She'd say, that's
a bit weird. Yeah, back off and get some real friends.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, don't say that to too many people, I reckon,
keep that to yourself. Yeah, I appreciate it, obviously, one
of your best friends. And I'm gonna be like, no, yeah,
you're my son. I love you, but I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah you're my son, You're not my best friend. That's insane.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I gave you life. Yeah, you don't owe me a
friendship from there. No, I owe you life. And that's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
There's a name for this relationship. It's called parent your
parent and child.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, fifty eight would have.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Apparently when you get to forty and older, it gets again.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I see there. I see that, I see that we
want to spend time with them. They're not gonna be around.
I hate to brug it to everybody. But they're not
gonna be around forever, are they? Because they will be
Did you used to do that when you're a kid?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Just crime bid and then your parents come and be like,
you're right, But I just keep thinking about the day
you're going to die. I see it all the time. Yeah,
I'm so afraid of I still am, but I just
I used to do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
What's right? Several worked? Are you upset.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
You're gonna do it one day?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're like, oh, el and I jump into bed with
themployed to get into beard with mom and dad. Yeah,
like you are, and calm down you no boundaries, no boundaries,
no boundaries, boundaries something.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I was sucking from the teats till I was like six,
so I wasn't but I get off that energy.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah it's sixty.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I love being friends with my parents, so it's really cool.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
It's good fun. Have you traveled with them, because that's
why the eat dad's shopping together.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I mean people, I love shopping with my mom only
because what they buy you things that white people like
shopping with their parents.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I just like I like going to like Mighty Tend
with dad. Yeah, that reminds me of one of our kids,
and we go to the placemakers. I think we had
Marons Vollin. It was always like picking up its wooden,
making sure that's straight before chucking them on the trailer. Yeah,
you gotta do that. What Aaron does that now you?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, well you just got to let these places. No,
you're not infing about it.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, I don't want it. Too many Knights don't want
that one doing on that one. Trying new restaurants is
another thing.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
People are doing with your parents.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Eat food together. Yeah, my parents are pretty plain eaters.
Dad will try, but mom will be like, no, not
for me, yea, And traveling to places they've never been
to before. I've traveled traveling around the world with my
mum quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
She'd go on your march and she'd go on the
marching trips, and then afterwards we'd pop off for a little,
you know, month abroad, a little month abroad.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
I know.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I used to pull out of high school to do
it too. Life musculfe high school, by the way, wasn't
some free public school that you could tap them out
of to be there?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
And then we pay thousands more travel the world Darling. Well,
dad just had to stay at home and keep earning more.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, who's gonna pay for all? This?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Play from the Panoramic z M think tank. This is
the top six.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Jimmy, Jimmy, it's mister Beasts. Three name mister Beasts in
New Zealand. Yeah, so the story started on was it
Friday night?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Somebody saw him in Countdown in Hamilton looking at the
Mister Beast chocolate and I was like that sounds like
a load of rubbish.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
You probably don't need to come all the way.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, I don't check shoft display. Yeah, and you want
to know how you want it to be.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
You know, from one of the worst chocolates've eaten.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
How much you could he pay Gordon Ramsey to say
that's good chocolate?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
There's a video. I mean, mister Beast, if you're listening,
try some Whitakers.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And then chocolate and.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Then just that's American chocolate. Yeahs don't do they don't
do good chocolate. Australians they don't know how to do chocolate.
And Swiss yes, yes, yes, Wist know that chocolate. We
know our chocolate yep. The British.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Can you say, well, I'd say yes, because you know
they've got some delicious chocolates.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, but isn't that we can't breeze from as well? Originally, Yeah,
it's a British brand and Terry's Chocolate Orange.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Don't get Terry the cheek numbing sweetness that is a
cheery st.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Such rich syrup. How would you describe that? I was
about to say, when is when Easter eggs on sale? Sorry,
it's June. I can't wait for a limp bunny. You
missed We had lind Santa soon Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh yeah, I love a love.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Top sex videotas for mister Beast in New Zealand, because
it's surely.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
He's here filming something to come all this way and
not we love in the most beautiful country in the world.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
A lot of conversations with August. My daughter is a
Mister Beast fan about what he could be doing, and
number sex is her idea. August thinks mister Bee should
do it with his pass that he always travels with
the last stop sharing sheep wins. He has a lot
of those last two wins. And I said to her,
you have any idea how hard it is to share
a sheep? Yeah, I've seen them do it pretty quick

(16:07):
on the news. I'm like, yeah, they don't show the
sluggers on the news. They show the people beating records. Yeah,
it'd be a very hard challenge to do. Number five
on the Last of the Top Sex Video Ideas for
Mister Beast in New Zealand. As another classic Mister Beast
idea tipping weight staff way too much. Oh yeah, he
probably tip someone ten thousand dollars and the eighteen year
old at Loan Star is going to be so confused. Yeah,

(16:29):
ever been tipped before? Yeah, and now all of a
sudden they've got ten thousand dollars. They think a prank
and they're scared, and then they cry and then wow,
and then they'll go out and they'll blow it. Of
course I would, wouldn't you Free money? Number four on
the Last of the Top Sex Video Ideas for Mister
Beast in New Zealand. He could give away tests. He
loves giving away tests.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Dart He give away testa.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
To people who don't live anywhere near a charging station
nor can afford to have one installed at home. Quite
a little bit and practical, Yeah, sloag if you do
it at home too, it's not a specialist charge charge. Well,
you're just running a cable out the wind.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're running ittintion and caught out.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh god, what is it? Just a USB C or
standard USB? No, I think it's slight USB C. Is that?

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
So you could just use your I phone charge. That
must take a while get to a vault. Okay, take
a bloody for I've got a fast charger. So my
phone takes like thirty minutes to charge. I reckon how
long will the tears to take? Like half an hour?
Forty five?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I've got one of those wireless charges. I could just
magnet that to the side.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Of the change. You could just shove it up underneath
the year wireless charging. I think that's how it works.
Sweet number. That's three on the list of the top
six videos for mister Beast in New Zealand. Last to
leave Hobbeden wins a million dollars and chocolate and two
homeless guys because he quite like helping out the homeless. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Do you think he could film something at Hombarden with
the whole copyright?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
YouTube is as people that do they it's definitely got
to be doing something there. God, because that's why it
would have been in Hamilton right now, to your hometown,
Hamilton Ball.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
You ever been going to the gardens White Caves? Beautiful?
He could have been joining the hunt for that time.
Guy that's on the run with his kids. Oh my,
got to mention that and he finds it and then
he gives millions of dollars, hates the equipment and stuff,
and he's just fun. Let's to a man hunt New Zealand.
He's not going to be dangerous. Yeah, lit's soft crimes.

(18:18):
This small little country, this cute little country.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
That would be fun.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
And then he'll donate the eighty thousand dollars to charity
and give give Tom's kids a teasler each and some
of that chocolate. That probably just fel like I think
thank Dad would put on a disguise once a week,
go to town and give us some wakers. Yeah, yeah,
they would actually be imagine that he gets caught in
the disguise and they're like, what was it? He's like

(18:43):
just kids wanted then't they?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Okay, what if mister Beast turned up and said, I'll
give you a teasler, but you have to say, my
chocolate's nice, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Would you like, yeah, same. It's eatable.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's just oiling.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't know. I don't want to be sued, but
it's oily. Yeah it is, and it's fun. It feels
like there's four grams per block. God, were chocolate snobs
in this country when you've got whitakers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I smashed hockey perkyers at the weekend, a.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Whole awful mango coconut one. I'm not a fan of that.
So sweet. Yeah. See, it's only right that we should
on winkers because we've been so kind about them.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
We don't have to love everything they do. We don't
to love everything. But I was, like Maggie day blocks back,
I saw I'm gonna have to get a blow.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't know. It was a Hoy perky that got
me on Friday number two on the list of the
top six video ideas for Mister Beasts in New Zealand.
He wants to dump a billion Orby's in the white
and a river and then give chocolates to everyone and
make them feel better, and then do a pop up
Beast Burger on a boat and the river with squad
games challenging a tesla crazy. It's sort of going all
in a lot of ideas. It's quite fastest time of year.

(19:53):
There's a lot of rain a terrible time of the year.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, it's the rainy season.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yes okay and number one on the lists of the
top sex videos for Mister Best and New Zealand do
a YouTube version of one of New Zealand's most famous.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Reality TV shows.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh okay, a dog show. This is where the dogs
used to round up the sheep and put them in
the pens. His friends will compete against a tesla, a
chocolate bar of Beestburger, a billion Orbay's the dog from
Squad Games and a dog that looks like blue in a.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Sheep round up competition. Will you when it gets a
billion dollars?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
A billion? A billion dollars? Oh god, I don't think
he's got quite got that.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Much to give away billion dollars? Will he will after
he sells some more of that delicious chocolate.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yum, It's so good for me, mister Beech chocolate is
the best chocolate in the world.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Do you guys hear that? It's my tesla pulling up.
I'll take one. That is today's top sax.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Play Zidium's Fledgvaorn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I cannot help.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
We've literally just talked this morning about friends, people being
friends of their parents. Yeah, I'm thinking that their parents
are best friends. I can't help reading the story thinking
that this woman is not that close with her father,
right because she this is a woman. She lives in
the Canary Islands.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Was that this where your friend lives?

Speaker 6 (21:13):
UK?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
No, he lives in the Canary Islands. Are the one
off the coast of Africa. The Spanish, aren't they? Oh?
I don't Maybe isn't that We're like the tenor wreath.
It's terrible. We don't know. And the Canary Islands.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It is just off by Western and Morocco backgrounds.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Someone's talking to us. Someone's messed with these beds, these
music beds.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Jared, Oh, Jared, someone shop the beds.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Someone has included talkie bits in the music.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Jared will fix that.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
So if you there's Western Sahara and Marrakish and you
get in the middle and your kid out, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Beautiful Smith, and you guess what I did. Advance to
the next loround of the chase. You're a couple of
dumb dumbs. You're off home. When we were partying, you
were watching Carmen San Diego elbow.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Anyway, so this woman is from the Canary Islands. She
lives in the Canary Islands. Sorry, she's twenty nine years old.
Larissa is her name. Yeah, I'm speaking the picture.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
And her father gives her calls like hello, love, your
dad is getting married and she's.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Like, oh my god, this is so amazing. Gave her
the date of the wedding. Yeah, She's like, oh my god,
I didn't realize my dad was Thomas the tank engine
I'm getting married.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I don't think Thomas spoke.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh that was the other guy. The narrator control said
the fat controller. Stop saying controller comptroller. Oh my god,
this is news to me. Comptroller fat. I know that,
but I just say fat controller.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Also now we just say coward.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
What is a controller?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
No way, I'm just goodness.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Is the fat control it as controller?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
In fact, he was to be very He's just a controller.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
He's just a it doesn't matter, a portly, portly controller.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I thought it was comptroller. Which comptroller I don't know
because I.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Directed Meller Troller as a controller using the title of
some financial officers.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
So it's like comptroller and ordered general a public official
order it's not he's not at all unless he was
a controller as well as a control. So he's he
was just a controller, Royal house He's just a controller.
Was he wasn't? He did bubber all controlling. He did

(23:50):
a lot more controlling those trains ran a muck.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Guys, you've just lost your minds from.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
My Royal Household official examines and supervisors. He was you
don't dress it was in a top hat and he
was in a full dress code. He was looking after
the railway expenditures, not so much controlling the railway operations.
He's known as a fact. Yeah, it's definitely where I've
been found to be wrong. But now I'm just really

(24:17):
hard and is wearing a goddamn three piece suit and
you're trying to tell me he's in charge of the trains.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
He's far more of a financial man.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
So now, by the way, we don't call the fat
control of the fat controller. We call him sir top
ham hat. What he's got a name, call him his
name name.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah he has.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
He's still fat, worn his fats. Some people that he's
claimed the words.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's why he called him fat, right, Thomas President Controller,
didn't they brick one of them up in a tunnel
of money. I remember that episode so much as horned
hat bullying, trained bullying. He wasn't doing so great. It's
basically like he had a bit of trained pression. Yeah,

(25:07):
and he wanted to talk about it to somebody. But
the Fat Control is like con Thomas, the tanking, it
was James. It was the red one that got was
it James or of Henry?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Henry got breaked up, and he's like upset and stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
It's always he's depressed. Man. He's got a face over
the wall. This is do you know what this is?
This is Charter trauma.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, his little face and he was like, what have
I done wrong?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I'm just sad. And the Fat Controller is like, I'm
in charge of that boy. And that says around here
and you eat and you're a week.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Here's an episode Thomas and Tenkingin's most disturbing episode ever
is freaking people out.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, and he's behind the wall. He's Gordon Topham hat
yeah name anyway, So this girl who wanted yes, this
girl whose dad sounds like the control. I don't think
you quite understand.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Half the walls here and his eyes are just like,
I know it's horrible, but what about me?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Friends? What I just wanted to talk to someone.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Listen this chick she booked a flight and it was
a year she was a year early. Okay, she booked
a flight to her.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Father's wed the fictional island of Sodor. No as her
father the fact controller she was a year early.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Back to Henry, what did Henry do?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Get out? Game out? You know what we should rank
on Friday? Train rank Thomas Thomas trains because everyone puts
Thomas tops. Thomas was a little bitch.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'll say it was little Henry and James and Gordon
with heavy.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Lifters of Sodor and he gives I know, we need
to go to the news. And still he gets some
therapy or anything. He was let out in the future
episode to stand in for another engine. Did I didn't
know that it was ended with the left and yeah,
so what kids watched that episode to bed thinking this
trainer has been bricked up for ever.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
We're just lying and be like this being like he's
still behind the wall. What Henry singing he thinks we've.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Abandoned play fled Vorne and Haley do so. Jared joins
us in studio suspiciously wearing a jacket. So this Jared surprise,
I think you might be wearing something.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
So you've had something made, You've commissioned something.

Speaker 10 (27:29):
Yeah, a while ago we got sent some towels to work.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh my god, Oh my god, what is happening. We're
not said what were you got?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Because you too well about how the best flavor snackery
chang is the sour Kreman chips. Yeah, it's number one.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, it's a great kream tripes. Isn't the best flavored
chip in any range. It's the best flavored chip in
all range. So I'll just correct you there before you
move on.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
But the snaky change the pull back on the flavor,
But that's a chip time.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Theory, going on, a big conspiracy theory, going on big
Chip pulling it back, boosting the flavor and their other
big chips.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
They sent us because they heard us talking about this,
and they sent us a box of chips, and in it.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Was these three snacker changey towels. Look just towel. Yeah,
they look like the front of the packet of chips.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
And as much as we love receiving free gifts, they
don't match. We sort of didn't esthetically didn't work.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
For me, and Jared got so excited. He's like, well,
can I have them for the new flat? And we're
like absolutely, these are those towels.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
These are these are the towels. Originally planned to be
like a dog or a cat towel, but Emma's or
the Middy's future sister in law, studied fashion in Amsterdam.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh she got some stories from Amsterdam, potentially.

Speaker 10 (29:01):
Shout out fil and studios on instagrams.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Now my god, we're getting an we're getting an unser.
Oh my god. So wait, what did you? I don't
want to see it until it's fully revealed. I'm going
to go for.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
I'll folly the zipper.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Am I already? Am I ready? You know what? That
is amazing? Oh my the town's tender. It's even got
the crow neck in that. Oh my god. Okay, that
is amazing.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's so I wish I hadn't given you the towels
now and I did that so feel that it's like
it's like a lure track set.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh my god, that's amazing.

Speaker 10 (29:45):
It's warm, it's cozy, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
The back's really good because the back, so the fronts
the classic snacker changey sort of you know old school
movie postkuinea is it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Uncle ken Key with the church hot check?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Down the arm, that's so good. That's brilliant. Down the
other arm and the backs is nexting. Oh my god,
this is so good. You've given them an idea for merch.
They're going to know they need to roll that out.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
The towels are available somewhere they can't remember where, but
this is the best.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Remember I got a shirt commissioned of Kuala you old
tea towels.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
That's right, this is this is next level.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That was my inspiration.

Speaker 10 (30:35):
Yeah, so shout out to Emma's future sister in law Fiona.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Does she do custom orders?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I think she might.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
She might.

Speaker 10 (30:43):
Now I'm going to get the Sultan vinegar towels next
because this is rare.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Of these chips. You can all your clothing has now
coming to the chips. Maybe matching pants.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Like a nice lesser cadd waist tracky for comfort with
a cuff.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah and cool good stuff.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
And I aware this the whole show today, but I
wanted to surprise now you can now it's I love it.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
That is amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Can we get this up on socials? Acep.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
This is nice, insane, incredible. I mean, if you're not
given some sort of life supply, lifetime supply of it
should be like we've snoozed on that. This is great,
I've got it. You you should just like you. It
should be like my food bag, but it's a box
of chips and it just turns up in your house
every week.

Speaker 9 (31:40):
Silly, It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little silly, silly.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Cousey live and cry. Cost of living crisis can ten years.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
What are we now?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Stag floating?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, stagnant it's worth it's stagnant inflation.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, stag floating, which is apparently bad. Do you know
I like to not think about it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, just living online. Yeah, that's a
good idea. Apparently the cost of living crisis in Australia
is taking a toll on mental wellband because everybody's pushing,
pushing hard, earn more, earn more, work harder, work harder.
Financial stress of course isn't going away.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
So did you see you know everyone's like, well, screw
this and going to move to Ozsie. Sydney and Melbourne
were both in the list of impossibly expensive cities in
the world and possibly unaffordable cities.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Jesus, Well that's great. So I mean you might get
paid a little bit more, but then you're also yeah, yeah,
but then I've got friends that have moved to Ossie
and haven't looked back, so they're loving it that same Yeah,
So Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Impossibly unaffordable city, followed by Sydney, Vancouver, San Jose, Ala, Honolulu,
and then Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Wow, we'll sell a little pole.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Because of this cost of living and the burnout and everything,
two point seven million Australians could quit their job. Huh,
it's crazy, so so little pile. As we asked, are
you currently debating quitting your job? Fifty five percent of
people said no. Forty five percent of people said yes
they are. Yeah, so pretty close.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
To half fifty there, ah Andel, Can we see what
Haley voted on this?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Are you considering quitting your job? I don't want to
talk about it. I think I won't push it. Go
to Asia, Hi Graham, So scum agent on the phone.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, you're going the right way to be backed into
a tunnel in Brickdin.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
If you don't stuff, you don't.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
And we just poker microphone over the top. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
I said I would quit. Let me out of the tunnel,
staying in the tunnel.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, I want to play.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I want to play with the other trains.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
No, no, playing with any of the other trains. Angela says,
they're actually restructuring me out. But I'm going to say
it's me quitting just to make me feel better. If
they're restructuring you out, and then you can take a redundancy.
Do not for all means quit, right, I can say afterwards,
yeah I quit, I opted for Oh god, yeah take that.
But yeah, yeah, take a bit of redundance. Because Charlie says,

(34:25):
every Monday morning, I find myself debating quitting my job
in order to get more sleep. Yeah, oh Charlie. Charlie bitcherl.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Charlie.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Um no, no, best job over the head? What the job?
No word, no word, Jays, It's definitely not. I love
my job as a courier. The city is my office
and I get to see you guys every day. Huh
South Korea? Wait are they meaning to say?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
What's Oh my god, they literally just dropped me off
the package.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Thank you very much, slovely show. Oh my god, come
in and say hi, say hello. You can just say
I don't see the career every day, more presents.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
More prisons, deliver please, more present.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
And as it's got Hailey honor and frenchure, I'll shake
it a bit. Excuse me, Yeah, especially if it's big
and it says on the outside expensive light shades.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
She loves when those are rough handled. I love it,
Averell says.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Thinking of Australia, Everril Levine, Yeah, amazing, yeah, wow, she listens.
She said she did like her try and then why
it had to get so complicated? Good God, saying I'm
thinking of moving to Australia anonymous. Please. Leadership is so
out of touch and has no idea what it's actually
like teaching in the classroom with the kids of today.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I'm looking at options outside the class.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I think we had a lot of teacher's message in
because you know, absolutely working hard and underpaid.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
You know, when we wake up and we're tired and
we're like, oh well, at least we can just pick
each other up a bit. Imagine having to be in
charge of children, oh yeah, and not only in charge
of them like babysitting, but in charge of developing their brain.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
So that they can function as humans.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
You're a huge give up on a.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Couple of them. Yeah, the ship bags. Yeah, yeah, I
think a couple of gave up on me.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Castauranti, Castrant, j Kesterant, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
J A k A s T Caste A Yeah, R
I m T. It's gonna say another A. We've gone
lie his.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Brother Yeah, Jaden and cast Jayden. Yeah, twelve months ago.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
He's been at a massive pivot and changed industries, loving
every minute. It should have done this years ago. One
industry did they kept that under his hat? I want
to know. Can you said? I was thinking about it
up until last week then I actually did quit. I'm
a teacher, and I know it's very common to feel
constant pressure in this career. But my reason for because
mainly due to the management at the school I'm at.

(36:53):
Oh yeah, it was a super impulsive decision and I
have zero clue about what I'm going.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
To do next.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
But damn that was satisfying. Oh thank god. Yeah, you
can't just do more.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
You're finding something you can do the relief teaching because
you don't think you get paid a bit more too.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, golling on You kids have zero respect for you.
This some of you bloody sickness is a round at
the summer the year reckon. If you're a relief teacher,
you'd be all got. Yeah, she'd be all got. Shoutouts
to our relief teacher and to me that TODs she
gets paid more than our ordinary Did she tell you there?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, she's like, do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I don't care because all the kids in my faving
and she's like, oh, get paid more than you're an
ordinary teacher to be here for the day, so so
row yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
And then some days they care, and then most of
them they wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Amy says, my role sucks, but people I work with
are awesome, have been loyal before and it has not worked.
In my favorite song conflicted, Oh okay, yeah, Lloyd's going
to be a two way streaked. It's a little part.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Play Failey Clay.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Thank you to everyone who came to see the comedy
of n and Lincoln over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Had a great time. If I seemed a little shocked,
it's because I didn't quite realize a few things about
the gig. Now, this was a gig that was organized
through my agent ages Ago and put on the calendar.
You worad a gig with these people, and I was like, hell, yeah, great,
love dying Juzzy and Allen, why not let's.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Go booked in.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
And then I just never really thought about it again.

Speaker 11 (38:23):
And then.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I had to look and I was like, Okay, thirty minutes.
We're all doing thirty minutes. That's great.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
I've doing comedy fest, feeling good with my material, with
all sorted, and then we were I didn't really pack anything,
because when you do a gig at a bar, like
or just like a casual gig, you don't get all
dressed up or anything.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
You just whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
So I was just sort of in clothes and staying overnight.
And I was like, that's fine, and you know, I
don't really need all my makeup and stuff. I'll cover
my pimpoles and chuck on a Muscarah.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Good to see she goes all out for Lincoln. I know,
crazy a the people of Link. Now, well, let's just
think there's an agricultural a city girl. Hell, Sheila's gone
and got all doll jesus, she'd be a handful. She
had be high maintenance. Boys, stay away from her. You
don't want to Sheila like that?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Well, then I so I was my good friend and
comedian Justin Smith, and we were all in our different
rooms and she was like, what time you're getting ready?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
And da da da, and she was asking if I
had here spray. I was like, no, I'm just chuck
my hair up in a bun.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Did you stay out at Lincoln or did you stay
stay on Lincoln?

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (39:28):
And then.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I looked down in the cars there to pick us
up to go to this gig, and I see Jess.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I assume you menu no, no, no, it was a
van of sorts okay.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
And I looked down and I saw that Chersey's got
a sort of sometimes she dresses up for big gigs
and has this sequence on and stuff. I was like,
she's dressed up. I feel a bit underdressed. And I
came down and I was like, you look nice.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
She doesn't think you didn't say anything about me.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It wasn't a lot that nice. And I got in
the van and the guy I would organized the event
was driving it and I said, how are tickets for tonight?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
We always ask?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
He said, oh, yeah, sold out ages ago and I
was like, oh my god, I'm amazing.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
How many in? You said? A thousand I was like,
a thousand, where are they all fitting?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
He was like, it's at the event center.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
And it turned like this.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
It was like this big, massive shot with a thousand
people in it.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Wait, and you thought you were playing? I literally was.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I said, oh, And I turned to Juzzy and died.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I was like, I thought it was a pub gig
and they were like, what made you think that ever
at any point? And I was like, I just never
reread the email from the original thing. So then I
got out there and I went there and there's catering
and drinks and this huge, bubbling crowd and I peeked
behind the curtain and I was like, oh shit, there
was a thousand people there. And then I sort of

(40:49):
had to step at my game a bit. I think
I luckily found like a brown eyeshadow stick in my handbag,
so thumbed a bit of that on the list. Yeah,
I think I I put a hair clipping. Yeah, try
to rise to the occasion. Fluster track, he's a little
bit fluster.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
The track.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I wasn't wearing trackies.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Thank god your shoelacesolace them up until it push came
to show.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
At the shoelaces and then I was like, what kind
of crowd is this? And they were like, oh, it's
just a mixed bag. And I said, oh god, I
sort of was hoping for like, because we've sort of
worked out that my audience in general.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
And I say this with love and iteration.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Office pitches, yeah right, yeah yeah. And I was like
that my crowd.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
They loved the content, and they looked out and I
was like, farmers, farmers, very.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Farmers, probably love a bit of your horning content. I'll
say it.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
They did not disappoint what great Lincoln was up for it.
They were in their farmer best.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
And so you thought, good night, there was going to
be like one hundred people. But did you think they
were going to fly you and Die Henwood and Justine
Psmith down for one hundred people?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (42:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I just I did never really put two and two together.
Yeah about the whole thing. It was a lovely surprise.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
And you didn't take your piano. Would you have taken
your piano?

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I was for a thousand people. You don't take your
piano for one hundred, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Like it's such a it's such a pain traveling with
that thing that I only take it for big gigs if.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's just a normal gig.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I mean, I've still got plenty of jokes and yeah,
well you'll have a good laugh and stuff, but you don't.
I don't deliver my music smaller than five hundred any
rural hickling. No, we had a bit of gas bagging.
There was apparently quite a few pregnant people in the audience.
Oh okay, so I was gas bagging with a few
a pregos. A few pregos, right, okay, yeah, but no, no,

(42:44):
no rural hicckling. They were just having a lovely old time.
Good But yeah, if I ever get to go back
and do the gig again, I'll be more prepared for
a thousand people.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Well you said thank you for coming along, but have
you apologize? Really apologize?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
No, I think I did a good dig.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
You can't take them seriously.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I think I did a good So they got it.
They got a good show.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I just wasn't. They didn't get the piano.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
She was the issue was saying if it was Robison,
she would have taken the piano.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
She was just more a ROI girl.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
And Haley, Okay, there is a guy who shares he
takes videos of himself taking like customer service calls, and
he has a customer service voice and he's he called
the voice, the voice that will get you an extra
thirty K a year if you perfect it. And he's
there saying like hello, ma'am, yeah, can I help you?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Well? Please remember that I da da da da da Canadian? Obviously, yeah,
that went really Canadian? Is no, he's American? Okay, but okay,
from my story he is from Canada. So you have
an acting degree? How much was that again? It was
sort of ended up around two thousand?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
And did you not do accents? Okay, did you do American?
What year did you go to acting school? Are you
still doing Chinese accents then?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Or have they bunked that the Chinese?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
We didn't do Chinese?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
What if you were a Chinese student?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
What?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Something? Funny? Little side step?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
So we learned we had this. We had a Canadian
voice teacher. Funny enough, maybe that's what's gone squi here.
And he was an incredible accents and we learned the
phonetic alphabet and he was like the best way to
learn accents is phonetically right, rather than just like freeballing
it like I just did. And we said, could you
learn any accent if if it was out phonetically and
he said yeah, And so we got him to learn Somalian.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What okay, Somalian accent.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
From listening to the alphabet, from having alphabet do Somalian.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
And then like a month later we were like right,
and he performed a monologue and a Somalian accent. Now
that was for private and I've shared it publicly and
I want to keep that just between all of our listeners. Ayway,
So this guy, he's a beautiful voice and then he
switches it off and his voice drops like an octave
and he's got this deep, graph casual voice and he

(45:11):
was like, this is my real voice.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
And then he comes back and he just shows this
customer service.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
He's got a fantastic customer service voice, which got us
thinking of a little idea this morning. We want to
find the best customer service voice in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I just want to hear people with their customer service.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
You may remember when they were in Australia. I think
they were auditioning for the new.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Unthingy Item and Baggageerryclaimed Unclaimed Item andexpecting. That's right, the
word unexpected item and back and which is how we
met lovely Max of the plast Nine. Now, I want
to hear the greatest customer service voice. So maybe you're
someone that is customer facing or are you working a
call center.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
You're like if you're a nurse or a teacher, the
voice that you use for like patients or kids. But
then you know, like you might be okay, now we're
just going to take your blood pressure. Yes, But then
you go to the lunch room You're like, God, I can't.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
My sandwich. Give us your job and then your job voice,
and we want to find the best job voice. And
I'll tell you what. There's a mcafe vouchering it for you.
I don't know. You can't just give that one. Watch me.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
You just watched me.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Wow, okay, and I did it in my radio voice. Great, great,
thank you. It's been my pleasure to deal with you.
Anything else today, mister Fletcher. And then you hang up
the phone.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It was calming.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
God, that guy sounded like, so okay, I'll wait one
hundred dollars at him. Give us a call. Now you
can tax through as well. Nine six nine six. If
you can't get through.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yes, what is your job? And then give us your
job voice?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
It is top notch. You will.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
We are trying to find the best customer service voice
for your job, so we want you to call up
tell us your job, and then give us your job voice.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Race, good morning, good morning guys. How are we good?

Speaker 12 (47:08):
Now?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
What is your job?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Oh? Yeah, okay, you're good. So what is your customer
service voice? When you're talking to people?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
How does that go? Okay, I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I'll give you an example. There's my toilet's blocked.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Help me, help me, Race, Haley.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
I'm just here to talk to you about how how
we're going to go through fixing your toilet. So I'm
going to go through, I'm going to try and and
then I'm just going to go through that and yeah,
well we'll go from there.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Really, god, your whole voice jumped up, very friendly, and
it was informative because I would say, i'veed out with
a few plumbers in my time, and they're a bit
grumty sometimes.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Okay, pretty yes, thank you a let's get a Hamer Hamish,
good morning, good morning, good Morning's friendly?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I work in retail.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, ok, yeah, do you find as well when you're
retail shopping that you put on a voice when you
talk to the retailers, like when you're shopping, I.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Raised my voice similar toes like just I put my
customers on and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I have
to ask you things.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Okay, I'm coming in. Hi, Hamish, I bought what do
you sell?

Speaker 12 (48:29):
Appliances?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Okay, blender?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Hi Hamish, I see on your name tag. I bought
a blender and it is My smoothies are really lumpy.
So what are you going to do about it?

Speaker 13 (48:39):
Oh, let me take a look into that.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Do you have your seat with your bony churn? Yeah?
Good customer service voice.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I'm going to look into that, which kind of told
me it had a little silent bitch. I'm going to
look into there.

Speaker 9 (48:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Also, maybe if you tried, like just running the blender
for a bit longer to get rid of the lumps.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, good yeah, Page.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Good morning, good morning. Okay, you work in customer service.
I were at a subway shop. Oh okay, what is
your give She might have been selling subway systems underground.
It could be yeah, yeah, it could be yeah, Okay,
give us your customer service voice.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Can I please get a delicious ham sandwich if you can?

Speaker 8 (49:30):
What would you like that? One?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
On?

Speaker 12 (49:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, good. Here.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What she doesn't know is I'm a Celiac and she
just killed me.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Let's go to Jennifer. Jennifer, wats your job?

Speaker 7 (49:44):
Well, I used to be a telephonist and you actually
had to a telephonist pronounced a telephonist.

Speaker 14 (49:51):
A telephoner.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
So I used to answer sixteen hundred calls a day
in exactly the same way.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Your voice. Oh my god, I love that your voice
is heavenly. Okay, so what let's take a call. Let's
pretend Haley's calling you. Okay, and what so what what?
What kind of service are you providing?

Speaker 7 (50:09):
Well, we were a recruitment agency.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Okay, bring hi there. My name's Haley Sproul.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I am really wanting to leave my job in radio
and find a new job, just wondering if you could
help me.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Thank you for calling, Drake caller. I'm sorry, but I'll
have to put you through to one of our consultants.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
If you'd just like to hold the line's going to
be our winner? Well, I mean surely, well should we?
We'll give it one more song.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
If somebody wants to try and outdo Jennifer's the winner
so far.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Somebody can out do Jennifer with a customer service voice?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Can we get Jennifer to do me my voicemail? You
know that's such a good.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Voice, Haley. What the search for your best customer service voice? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Nobody over that song has been able to outdo Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, look nice, Hi everyone, but Jennifer your voice is
exquisite for customer service.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Thank you, honestly incredible. Let's can we give We're going
to give you a fifty dollar cafe ouch? Also, okay,
so can I can I ask a favorite?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Can you do me a new.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
A voicemail like in box message?

Speaker 15 (51:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Can in your amazing voice? Say Hi, this is the
phone of Hailey. I'm far too busy and important for you.
Don't leave a message.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I won't listen.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Okay, Hi, you've reached Hailey. I'm sorry, but I'm unavailable
and far too busy to talk to you right now.
So don't leave a message please, and I'll contact you
when I damn well feel like it.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this voice. When did you know
you had a good voice? Or did you just develop
it over time.

Speaker 15 (51:54):
I was only twenty three, no twenty two when I
started the role, and this is my normal voice. But
we had to audition and my boss would actually ring
to make sure A.

Speaker 14 (52:05):
I was answering the phone quick enough and B I
had to have that voice continuously, and you had to
say and when it was Easter, you had to say
Happy Eastern thank you for happy and then Christmas.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Happy Easter to those that celebrate, to those that celebrate exactly.

Speaker 14 (52:22):
But this is the eighties, so you have a goodat.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Just wait there yet, we'll sort you out with fifty
dollars cafe voucher.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Play play.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Heard me mention it on Friday? Was my daughter August
tenth birst down Saturday. Yes, fun And on the way
home from work on Friday, I was like, I had
a ah, that's what I'm going to get.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
You left it quite late.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I'll say that I always do takes care of most
of the stuff, most of the present buying. But I'm
just swooping with a dad present. And August loves making omelets.
Oh yeah, and she rules it making omelets.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Which is very im I'm too. I don't have the patience.
Mine is tended to scrambled eggs.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I'm not an omelet, but I've got rubbish pants. Oh yep,
it's something that eventually I'm going to replace all my
pants I bought. I bought good pants for the This
is this is the sort of quality what we're getting.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
That's incredible on cred But what I'm seeing here is
a beautiful even cook some slight browning.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So we haven't gone French style. But that's that's what's
French style, slow and no browning French omelet.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Wow, okay, and they roll them up like a log.
You know there was a custody. It doesn't look like
there's a lot. And then that's my fast that's cheese
and ham, just you basically. So that's where you're going wrong.
You're overloading yourmelet.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
No, my omelets structure is being compromised.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
It really is too much of cooked egg. I like
my omelets to be more like an open sandwiches. This
is why you're always ending up with a scramble. Yeah,
what is another role with a scramble? Well, we had
to chuck out august Old omelet pan a few weeks ago.
Oh yeah, because somebody I'm not pointing should I put
forever chemicals in it?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Put in the dish washer. It was it was a
big forever chemical. They never got the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
No use the middle something in it and stretched it.
No scare of middle, U Tinsel. You didn't use the
middle you Tinsel. I don't because they disrespect them so much,
because they just respect my respect. You know, I'm just like, well,
I'm just over you. You that they take a bit
of food tax, right you?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
This was your present, which is so I got her
a new omelet pan.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I'll tell you what. This wasn't just a walk in
by the cheapest point. I because twenty centimeter pans are
your omelet pan, right, good size for a small omelet.
It's a small frying pan.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
So but some of them, I don't think they can
call themselves twenty cinname pans because they start curving up
at about the fifteen cinname to Mark, Oh yeah, I'm
gonna have a flat bottom pan right out to the
edge and.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Then just just pull up a little. Yeah you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
So I searched. I read multiple stores right before I
found a pan I was happy with. And luckily you
know it was having a sale Bruskos. You never buy better.
So I went in there and it was it was
what you were Only a fool would have paid full
price for this pan. Yeah right, but I didn't know,
so then you might be thinking a pan that doesn't

(55:26):
sound like a super exciting gift. No, also a good
gift because the whole family is going to use that whole.
I was like, you're gonna look after this pant. I
wouldn't let this Willian earliot. You can almost hide this
in your room, like make a little hock in the water.
And I was like, when we clean it would just
use hot cloth with some hot water, salt, soapy water.

(55:47):
We're given a white scrub. Almost could padlock it to
the like the rail and the wardrobe could do it. Yeah,
you put it on its hook and then the hawks
got a hole in it pad through the howks love
off the hole and then his sister can't use it?
Ye're good.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I would think if I.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Was Andy's not the Indies and doesn't cook, she would
never be like, oh, I'll make myself an omelet, right.
She would just be like, I'm hungry food. Yeah, you
birthed me now, fooed me, I might just have a
giant bowl of Coco pops. The hell this way to
start the day. So you might be thinking, pans on
that exciting a gift. The best way to take a

(56:24):
gift that would just be like, that's a cool gift
and make it super cool. I got it engraved. Oh
where I went to the engraver. I was just like, man,
I just went to the engraver in the morning. I
was like, weird question, could you engrave this? And I
held up the pan and he was like, could place
the candle? Because usually I had you show engraver, we've
got Alex, Alex, this was the last. You left it

(56:45):
to the last.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
And that's madness. Where did they engrave on the side
of the pan?

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Wait on the forever chemicals on the outside of the
let this? I said to him, so cool. So that's
what I said to him. I was like, how big
can it be? He's like, well, it's rounded, so I
can't go all the way around on machine, but I
can go down. It's a wok, not a It's not
a one that's not Homelet pan Sorry listener, it was

(57:17):
deceptive because of how close it was.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
It was.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
It's pine, signed and curved. That's I'm sorry the shortest
part as she should know. And you know how I
feel about Asian people in their walks.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
They're going to have a walk. They have to have
a walk. This isn't at the bottom of it curls up.
Trust me. I went for the what I went for them.
I was literally holding pans like that and over the
top of each other, working out which one went the
furtherest farthest before, but not too deep, so you don't
want it too deep.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Now I want an engraved pan.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Same. It's your birthday this week.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
What can a pan you need? I've got a walk,
we can get it, and you give us your what
we'll get it in graved.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Let's get you walking grave yeah yeah, just put puns
on it. Yeah. Walk and roll, No, I don't want
you touching my Wat's a walk and roll.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Good time to want to wakhi potty every day, potty
every day.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
In fact, it's just gonna be kissing songs. Perfect, perfect,
Can we have all your pants? I'll be fine, hands
play and changing my key. I'm changing the lost. My
guess is after the show. He'll be after the gym,
so that'll give us a good hour and then after
he goes to the gym, he might go for a swim,
and then after that he might go for a blot. Right,

(58:40):
he's doing affing.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Try it on every day, triath on every day.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
This guy needs to spend more time naming calories.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Not you know what we should We could do it
after hours when he's asleep and you and I are
up sharing memes and not having any respect for a
body and getting a good night's sleep.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
He's as sleep. I seven thirty because I wake her
up to two more hours. Queensie may have been seen
between the hours of eight o'clock and eleven, and I'm like,
go to sleep. Utah, Oh this is fantastic. Yeah, it's
just but get it engraved. Yeah, they're my advice, right,
so simple. You won the birthday. I think I won

(59:17):
the birthday. Okay, some other good gifts, but yeah, let's facebags.
A personalized pan.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Thirteen year old Woodbye again, Flabe.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
And Haley Bridgeton.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Part two of season three was released at the end
of last week.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Thank you Darling.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Hello people of bridges of what is it?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Luis down? Hello? You're watching it? Bridgington.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I don't think she's watching it.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Hello, I think it's on Julia.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
She's up to something, but she's not.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Giving her I'm a multitasker. Hello, dearest gentle reader. That's
what it is. Uh.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
And I watched I nearly at the end of part
two that I was looking forward to it because the
end of part one left us on a cliffhanger of
the first.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Squeaky doors. Squeaky door.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
There's a lot of squeaky doors and they don't have
w sea to fix them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Back in the day whale oil. Yes, blubber, blubber puts
some blubber on your hinges.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Well anyway, So it starts with this scene, and there's
a few things to discuss here. The scene of question is.
It takes place in front of a mirror, some standing
and he undresses her. And people are saying online that
the way to make this already steamy hot scene even

(01:00:50):
steamier and hottier is to have the audio descriptions on.
They're like it clo clo close captions because it it
sort of describes everything. And so for you girlies like
you know myself and Carwen who love to read the
smart you're getting sort of the visual and the and

(01:01:11):
the reader.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yeah, I can attest to this.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
I have close questions on because my flatmate always turns
them on and I turn them off, and I've just
decided to let it be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, you got to watch it. Watch it ruins scenes
sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I accidentally read it before it's Aaron has them on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I can't stand it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
But yeah, that it does. It does add an element. Also,
I will say that scene is a lot steamier than
in the book.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
It's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
And they broke the piece of furniture used in that
scene while filming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Their two actors got real passionate and it caused that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Episode. What episode is this?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
But the audio description so even more than close captions,
which just does like grunting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
But the audio description for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So season three, episode five about like five not subtitles
audio description blind people. I was imagining subtitles, no audio
description because they say he skims a finger across her
lower lip and down her neck. She watches in the

(01:02:26):
mirror as his hand presses against her bodice. She places
her hand on his as he squeezes, She turns and
kisses him hungrily. Isn't it good as a person saying it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Yeah, this person's saying, also, there's another thing going around
that people are using Bridgitton language in like everyday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Life because it's been so intensely watching the Shine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
So you fletch when you go for your walk today.
Instead you may go on a promenade.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Okay, I'm going the promenade, or that's what they call walking.
I'm going promenading.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
It's like they all go out walk around. Okay. And
when you're on your dating apps, now you're courting.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Yeah, you're courting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Oh my god, he's caughting me at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
The numbers are huge, like it's it's I think it's
probably doing the best out of all of the series.
And people love the lead, Nicola Colon, who is from
Dairy Girls, and she's amazing in it. Anyway, let's wrap
up this radio show so I can go home and
watch the end of the season because it's hot and

(01:03:38):
it's steaming.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Flechbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day, Day, Yeah, do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do doo. Today's Fact to the Day. This week's
Fact of the Day theme is space.

Speaker 8 (01:04:06):
The recent.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Space not to space. I've said it I'd go on
one of those. I would e go give it five years.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I'd rather go on one of the space trips in
that submarine to the Titanic, the new one that they
want to do, not the one that was because what
would go wrong with an Xbox controler.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Both would be scary? Yuck? Why are you doing that?
Today's space Fact of the Day, because the scale of
space is going to be a common occurrence in this
week's Fact of the day. Scale of space incomprehensible. It
makes me want would be genuinely sick. When you're a
kid and you're looking at a diagram of the solo, Yeah,

(01:04:50):
of the Solar System, you're cutting your apple. It's actually
call what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
It is wildly so. Isn't it making us making his
apple cutting?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
He's always just take a little buy yeah, yeah, Or I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Don't have an arm like literally plays a game while
we're on here. I haven't play the game the Wi Fi?
What have the access the game on the Wi Fi?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Disengage?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I have to disengage WiFi?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Oh my god. Anyway. The International Space Station ORBITS two
hundred and twenty miles above Earth and kilometers times that
by one point six Excuse me for a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Moment, I sort of feel like your it's your fat
of the day. You know you you by one point
two hundred and fifty kilometers straight up? Okay, okay, so
that's ten times because how high do commercial airlines fly?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
They fly thirty what do Yeah? Yeah, it's ten kilometers up,
so you know, put that into perspective. It's three hundred
and fifty kilometers around the Earth. Now to put that
into perspective, if the Earth was the size of a basketball, Yeah,
how far off the surface of the basketball do you

(01:06:00):
think the space station would be at the hope? What
did you talk about? And then that's I don't know
that I've got a small basketball, but yeah, imagine a
standard sized basketball Wellington after not Wellington?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
What are you talking about? Wellington?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
He's the question, stand purpolling it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah, the Earth was basketball size? How far off that
basketball you want to space station be?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
For thirty centimeters?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Thirty See your guess is thirty centimeters.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
A meter it would be a meter a meter so
off for standard basketball, you think the space station is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
A meter off?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Not would be one hundred meters and one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Hundred meters off that you're getting further from the tree
to one hundred meters.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I'm panicking too. I have not. You've said, you've seen
the pictures, right, it's miles you've seen the pictures are
on the station howlas seven millimeters from a basketball seven millimeters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
It was the size of a basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
It would be like less than your fingers width off
going around. What did you encourage me to go higher?
I didn't. I said it was more more. You said,
you said thirty centimeters, and I said thirty centimeters, and
then you said.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
And then you said, of the prick for that like you,
I said a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Meter and you're like, so then I went on Wellington
far away and then you look always exactly here. This
is something that you could pick up a basketball. Okay,
so next time you pick up a basketball, say, do
you know if this is the Earth the space station
to be rotor it would be orbiting that far off?

(01:07:40):
And if the Earth is a mask, or how far
away is the moon? I don't have that statistic right here?
Why everything I do? If the Earth was a basketball,
how far away away would the moon be? Take the

(01:08:01):
stringer to take me? As you have students at the
basketball and the tennis ball. Each take one end of
the string and walk apart until the string is at
it's full length. It's and feet again. It's in feet again,
twenty three and a half feet and meters two seven
point one meters away. Seven point was a basketball and
the moon was a tennis ball, they'd be seven meters apart.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Soone just missus saying God. They complained about having too
much info last week.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
No waiting, that's not enoughing that never happy. We never
had you text out. I'm trying to make this as
simple as possible. For these two, I'll say it morons,
So okay, for space wait to recap the spaceway, the
Earth was the size of a basketball, which it's not,

(01:08:50):
which it's not well scale wise, if you if you
held a basketball and you were on maybe if you
were on the Moon and you had a basketball in
arms length, the Earth would look the same thing. The
International Space Station is what wouldn't Bael Jordan the Aliens
from space space they can via the moon. So if

(01:09:10):
the Earth was the size of a basketball, the International
Space Station would be about your little fingers went off
going around, and the Moon would be seven meters away. Okay,
that's far. Wasn't that hard just to get that moon fact?
Was it? I added in the moon fact?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yeah, I think yeah, And that's how good I am,
just on the fly on life.

Speaker 13 (01:09:31):
Fact of the day, day day, day day, do do
do do do do do Do Do Do Do Do
Do doo do doo doo do doo doo do.

Speaker 12 (01:09:43):
Do de.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I like to think of Flick one and Haley on
Zidium as a safe space, as a space where we
can hear, cheer and care.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Does this come up out? That just came out? The
reason I'm bringing this up is because I love a
bit of Reddit.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
I love a Reddit thread, and there was one on
the Guy at the Moment where people are just jumping
on and talking about the things that they're fighting with
their partner about at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
And a lot of the time it's not things.

Speaker 14 (01:10:19):
Like oh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, he cheated, or like we're in the middle of
a divorce and like we're trying to work out the
split with the kids or something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
It's like little funny things, small.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Little funny things like something they've done wrong or something
that's just irking them, or a fight that started from nowhere.
And I feel like I want to take that idea,
and I want to roll with it and find out
from our listeners what you were fighting with your partner
about at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Now I start on, I don't have a partner. Will
you get the ball rolling?

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
What's the last thing we had to fight about. We're
pretty rock solid at the moment. We're pretty rock So
you know, I'm nothing gonna break stright.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
No, I kin'd of remember something Reno related, probably the
color of something. Yes, this is igniting something in me,
because you just.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Repainted a room, repainted a room, because you was there
repainted a room.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
And the argument was he was like, you didn't say
it was brown. I said, it's not brown, it's green.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
It's brown's brown, like a dirty green.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Because it was all so beetish, and you've chosen this
as a color for a house.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
It's really nice. The new color looks better than the
last so much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
So, and it goes with the house more. But it
is a dirty green. This is the color.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Oh there's my cat that was so close. That could
have been something dodgy. That's not great.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
This that's green. It's a dirty green. It's a dirty
stage green. And so we had an argument about what
brown is and what green is?

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Right. I love that. Yeah. I got told old, don't
smash that when I was putting up a new light
shed like it was what I was, go, don't smash that.
He had an argument, but I saw know she does it.
She just constantly like, oh, that's what was those us
at the don't drop her oven And she said, oh,

(01:12:15):
that's a lot of something like just she just obviously
thinks something and just says it out loud. But it's
always like it just feels.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Like someone going not doing it right, all right, not
doing it right?

Speaker 8 (01:12:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
By the time I counted on one drive how many
times she told me how to drive? Yes, and I
was counting out loud, okay, and then ye.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
So here's some examples coming in from our lovely listens
already that we're just earing grievances.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
This is what we're going on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Yeah, we're fighting about who would win in a cage fight.
It's been going on for days.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I would win. I would.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
I can't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
You can say, sack tap them, sack tap him. Oh
you're right, so she goes, So you think that's a
she fighting a he in a cage match.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
I guess I'm gonna need to see a photo.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I need some stats. I'm gonna need and previous.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Training, training history, like how and when are we.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Having this cage fight? Is it a lead up or
is it like just gonna happen one day?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna read this one. This is great.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I angrily told my husband he's not funny and stopped
trying to be funny, And after quite some time, he
randomly said seven.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I said seven? What he said seven times? You've laughed
since telling me I'm not funny?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Oh, he is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Oh my god, that's the that's kind of okay. I'm
sorry nine oh one, but that's funny. That's funny. I'll
wait hundred dollars at him. We have a headache. And
his only response, ever is how much water have you
had now? As a water I'm gonna say nine and
ten it aches it cause by dehydration, and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Nine out of ten tummy aches of course, but not bampoos.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Exactly when did you last pooh? And how much? Okay,
I'll wait hundred domes at him. We want you to
give us a call now and you can text through
nine six nine secks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
What are you and your partner funny about it. At
the moment, we are currently just letting you take the platform.
It's our platform, we're sharing it with you. Your grievance says,
what are you and your partner fighting about it at
the moment?

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
The great threat on Reddit it just offloading and it's
not like the serious things like getting a divorce. It's
like the little silly Some of these messages are brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
We have had an update because one couple text in
moments ago saying they were fighting over the hypothetical who
would win in a cage fight between them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Now we have had some stats and his stats. Okay,
so he's six foot sex and I'm five ft five.
Now it's going to be hard to come back from
a foot Also, advantage bigger. They bigger, They are harder
than you for nabbing a big one. But I'm a
personal trainer and he's an academic. Oh yeah, she's gonna
get she's nimble, she's gonna get right in there, get
him where it hurts, right in the in the ballos,

(01:14:44):
run and he'll drop and she'll then she'll nab them
in the face. Timber, And she says she's also given
birth twice. Yeah, and she's she's got this, she's got this.
I'm on I'm on team her.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Someone also messages saying their relationships started with a fight
about color.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Is burgundy red or purple? That debate. It's a reddish purple,
it's a reddish purple. Is a reddish purple? That's great.
I love being more towards red. Someone said. I said
to my husband, I'm smarter than than him. He audibly
laughed and told me, just because I know we're all
the kitchen utensils go, it doesn't make me start so

(01:15:24):
that what not talking?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
What two days not? Jess, what are you and your
partner currently fighting about?

Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
Morning Team? We have an ongoing argument that my husband
intentionally opened packets of chips, biscuits, et cetera upside down.
Why with the argument that he's mixing the flavor back
in that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
We are No, but it's like actually makes a lot
of sense. It's all dropped to the bottom. Yeah, open
the bottom.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
It's gotten so bad that where I buy like a
pack of chips or whatever in the shopping I will
open it correct, feel what's the bag clips and put
it in the cupboard.

Speaker 15 (01:16:11):
Oh my god withoutside jump.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
It is so funny. No, you're right, women supporting women
jump on your.

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
Ta given guys. It's very traumatic thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Where he opens it opens it flat onto the table
a bag of crests and you open it and it
lays it flat like as it's little place mat.

Speaker 14 (01:16:28):
Very messy.

Speaker 15 (01:16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
How does he open the biscuits from the bottom like
a packet, like because they had the plastic thing inside
bag bag?

Speaker 8 (01:16:38):
Yeah, okay, he is is that he will open like
an individual serve packet, a little mini pets, he'll open
that correctly, but he will open a large pack upside down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Okay. Oh now do you thank you? Kirsty? Your husband
and you are currently finding what about.

Speaker 16 (01:17:04):
Just about things that needs to keep done around the house.

Speaker 11 (01:17:06):
He is a builder, so of course you know the
house Olympics finished.

Speaker 16 (01:17:11):
Our house is always last.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yeah, you know he's been working all day because it's
like I get home, I don't want to back announce
Taylor Swift song.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I just let the music play. I don't say that
was Taylor Swift and now his you know to the cat.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Yeah, so like what needs to be done? What needs
to be done?

Speaker 17 (01:17:33):
I really needed a toilet roll holder pulled up because
I was sick of the toilet packer just sitting in
a pile, you know. And he wouldn't do it, he
was too tired, So I got my brother in.

Speaker 15 (01:17:43):
Law to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
That's assaulted the man I have, I have.

Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
And so anyway, so to get back at me, he
said to my son, who's fourteen, because the window was
open in the bathroom, he said, hey, give your mam
a fright through the window.

Speaker 16 (01:17:59):
He definitely, And so it's totally backfired because my son
then climbed up on like the barbecue by the window
to give me a fright and he fell off and
broke his thumb.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Dad's in trouble. Dad's in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Dad's in trouble, okay, Yeah, And all he needed to
do was put up the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Ronnie had to do was two screws.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
What's that? Ten minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Max Oh, Max Gen minutes, Max R. Kirsty, thank you
keep your text coming A nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
And get to the rest of them next as we're
really we were leaving some stress here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
We want to know right now what you and your
partner are fighting about. We're at a collective little grievance
airring and it's beautiful to watch great messages coming in. Yeah, oh,
that's bare. I would hate that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
My last uge bit with my husband was yesterday I
took over driving on our road trip and he put
his cheer back and started watching TikTok on the speaker.
I've been staying awake and chatting the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Oh yes, the radio wasn't working. And he goes and
does that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
So now there's an argument, Susie, what are you and
your partner fighting about at the moment.

Speaker 12 (01:19:07):
Well, this has been ongoing for about ten years. So
he thinks when you watch a season, so whatever season,
he thinks the season is done, even if you're on
episode three, whereas I'm saying the season won't be finished
until you start the first episode of the next one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Wait, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
So he does watch a few weeps and be like,
I've watched it.

Speaker 12 (01:19:29):
Well, no, Like if I say, oh, we've we've finished
season three, He's like, we finished season three ages ago,
because he thinks because you're in a season, that's the
season and then you talk about the next.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Wait, well I was going to get to the end
of the season.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I haven't watched six. Someone like, let's talk about season five.
He's like, yeah, we've watched that, and you start. He's
just talking about episodes four through twelve.

Speaker 12 (01:19:53):
Yes, no, I know, and it's caused some very the
thoughts of hate towards them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
It sounds that has got rocks in his head. It
sounds like he's a ches ehn.

Speaker 12 (01:20:08):
We talked to Facebook about this and if they're divided,
the planet is divided on this.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Oh no, we're in unison with you. You've got to
go right to the ear. You've not watched season five
until season five, episode twelve. If it's twelve episodes, it's done.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
And Dustin in the back exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:20:23):
No, apparently in his planet, in other people's season, whatever
you're on is done when you're in it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
No, we can complete.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
You must complete the season. We haven't got authority. We
can confirm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Yeah, that's anyone sees anything else is an idiot moron.
Thank you, SUSI messages in. My husband and I are
currently fighting over the fact he brought his daughter a
twenty thousand dollars car without telling me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Probably discussion this.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Is an ongoing one. My husband always uses the dishcloth
to wash the dishes instead of a dish brush, which
I think is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
What's the difference? An If it's so gross, why are
you smearing it across all the kitchen surfaces? Because I'm
not eating raw off the kitchen surfaces.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
But it's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
If it doesn't need to be scrubbed, it doesn't need
to be scrubbed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Ry o. My husband and I have been My fiance
and I have been fighting over what font will be
using on a witting stationary. Oh, let's good start to
a marriage. Comic sense please everybody? Going on For twenty
plus years of marriage, husband never quite closes a cupboard
or a drawer. It was just just ajar, I think
as pasively aggressive slamming clothes, slamming clothes said cupboards.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
And drawers, and so it will continue doing that on purpose.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
We currently fighting over toilet paper. He likes this ship
two play stuff that we wort from Costco, and apparently
it's less than half the price of three play, which
means you can use twice as much and make it
four play and still be saving money. I can't deal
with how a bad it is. Oh, okay, you can't
argue with as mats. Yeah, if it's two ply and
you can use twice as much making a four ply. Yeah,

(01:22:01):
but the long roll with the long long way to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Our debate is the name Neil two syllables or one syllable?
Neil one Neil Neil.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
I know it's one syllable. No, it's kind of Neil.
It's Neil, Neil, Neil Neil, that's Neil.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
It's one Nel, Nel's one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Neil is two. No, it's not. Google isn't conclusive, fletch,
I by the Google they've already done. That's help us
put this to be one meel? Should that be tomorrow?
Is Neil one or two syllables?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
We'll do our own research, baby, and then we're seven
one zero seven one. We're gonna take care of that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
It's two syllables. I'm a specialist literary literacy teacher. I
would say Neil is two syllables Neil. That that's just
their opinion or is there a definite ruling here from.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Well, we'll get our own ruling tomorrow. So people will speak,
the people will spend Our social.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Media is all right, reality check radio matter. Some of
my husband want is the bloody fridge handily keeps handing
the the handing bare hand in the fridge door and
leaving fingerprints all over it. I'm going bloody crazy and
have a handle. It's just you and the sign. I
don't think I've got to handle either. We argue about

(01:23:26):
if next Sunday is literally the next Sunday, that will
happen all the following Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Sunday off, this Sunday, is this coming Sunday? Next Sunday
is the Sunday after same?

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah, this Sunday, next Sunday means Sunday week, not.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Today. Yeah, no, no, no, not even on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Won't be the twenty whatever, it'll be the one after.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
It won't be the twenty third. That's my birthday. We're
actually clearing up a lot of these arguments. Yeah, you're welcome.
Great work, guys, ten out of ten, If I say
so myself, I do a nine point six. Is that
enough for you to review this podcast with a high
rating and then tell all your friends you sounds very
and sincere.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
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