June 16, 2024 • 5 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's Bringing Sexy Back!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashwood and Hayley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of porn.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You would have heard me mentioned that I got an MRI.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh my god, I've just thought of the best song
I can play in the background.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
M R I, miss Rye, what is it? No, I'm
miss Durah mr.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No sexy sexy back.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Good from you. I got an MRI on my back
woll spine they call it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And this is the problem when patients who have zero
medical knowledge or training get to look at their results online.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Because I do you know, I never knew that you
actually had access to your own scans and stuff. It
always just goes straight to your adoptor and I'm always
I love it. And then I learned this last year
and so now I was like, oh, I want to
look at my spine and I've got it here having
a little lukie poo. And my first thought was, why
is it so curvy?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's what that's spine?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Have like sort of, yeah, it's a bit. It's like
an old bit. I thought it was gonna be straight.
And so now I've been like trying to like up
set up a little bit more. Also, there's a lump
of fat my back, like between my shoulder blades. Is
that a hump? Also, my ass has fallen off. Now
(01:29):
I used I am lying down on the thing when
I'm in there, but my ass is God, it used
to be in my pride and joy. So I'm going
back to the gym today having seen the spine and
in significant my asses.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You wouldn't get a gym today, were you? And then
you saw this and you're like, well, home, I.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Had barely in his sleep last night. I was gonna
go have a nap.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hell no, I'm getting down.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm squatting and thrust in all afternoon because that's fallen off.
But anyway, I'm looking at my spine now, and here's
my take on it as a non medical professional. One
there's two curvy, two with the fuck did my ass go?
And three the discs look juicy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Which is good because I've got a five, I've got
a slip disc.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And Aaron's got two completely dehydrated one.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah it's not fun, it's fun times.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, so I'm happy to see that anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But this is what but this is your opinion, Well,
it's my body.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Surely my opinion would matter the most.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
She knows more than the scientists.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Do you know the juicy disc looks like.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm sorry, I'm just going to show a picture of
my discs.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I just get my spectacles one. That's so amazing that
they can get that kind of emmage. I know, juicy
disc without cutting you open. I know there's one from
the top of my head down on sixy back, thank
you sixy Look at that flat ass though?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What I think? So?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I don't know what Isn't that just your skin?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Or is that clothing? Where's my skin?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So sick? Did you get the m R O full
of clothes during the m RI? I?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, oh no, I'm in a robe.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, okay, No, I mean I know what we're looking at,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Look at that juice full of the disks full.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Of what Era has got?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
No juice between the discs. Yeah, on toll of his
that happened just tall? Is that why I had a
back injury years later and then just fucking lived as
a tall man for twenty years anyway, so thankfully. No,
we're all looking at it thinking, you know what am I?
What are we seeing there? I have messaged the image
to I'll call him show doctor yea.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Friend, Yes, And I seen him.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A screenshot of the spine at the side, and I said,
is this a good spine? Question about? Question about.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's literally Monday morning when we.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Were recording so curvy. He just said, sprout, spine is
meant to curve. And then he sent me sort of
something from an actual sort of medical journal of a
spine that al says more more curved. So then my
thought was, maybe one's not curvy enough. And I've got
stiff person syndrome home. You still Lindy on moment here
and I'm slowly but surely, but you're more regident.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Up there, should go rigid nubright? Is that one of
the things?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, this is this is why you shouldn't look at
your medical results or your images like you don't know
what you're looking at.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
He said, see, it's called lodosis or caphosis, which is
supposed to be there. And I was like, the moment
I hear spine and osis, now I'm worried. I said,
just tell me straight, is it a sexy spine? Are
those juicy discs that I'm seeing there?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What it is?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We just said, I'm not a radiologist, Hayley.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I was wondering if this is outside of his area
of experience.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
There's a GP yeah, okay, yeah, it looks good to me. Okay,
yeah right, yeah, but but the radio didn't you get
a good report back though?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, but you know, maybe they're lying to me. I'm
just having a look at it. It's really really it's
how they go.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's how they go, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But it was always like stand up straight, like I can't.
I literally the spine is literally an east shape. Yeah,
so you're telling me to stand it straight. That's actually
not helpful.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh yeah, here's the back of the head. There's that
big nerve that runs from your brain. That's all looking great.
My question is what's the lump of fat at the back.
Is it a hump?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's a little quasi moto.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's almost the size of my now flat ass.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, your ass has migrated up your back.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It has. It looks like a satellite image of a
nice white sandy beach.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It does actually lovely sandy white beach. Thank you for
calling my back of sandy white beach, my back and
your white lump. Anyway, we'll say Hopefully it's fine.
Fleashwood and Hayley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of porn.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You would have heard me mentioned that I got an MRI.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh my god, I've just thought of the best song
I can play in the background.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
M R I, miss Rye, what is it? No, I'm
miss Durah mr.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No sexy sexy back.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Good from you. I got an MRI on my back
woll spine they call it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And this is the problem when patients who have zero
medical knowledge or training get to look at their results online.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Because I do you know, I never knew that you
actually had access to your own scans and stuff. It
always just goes straight to your adoptor and I'm always
I love it. And then I learned this last year
and so now I was like, oh, I want to
look at my spine and I've got it here having
a little lukie poo. And my first thought was, why
is it so curvy?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's what that's spine?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Have like sort of, yeah, it's a bit. It's like
an old bit. I thought it was gonna be straight.
And so now I've been like trying to like up
set up a little bit more. Also, there's a lump
of fat my back, like between my shoulder blades. Is
that a hump? Also, my ass has fallen off. Now
(01:29):
I used I am lying down on the thing when
I'm in there, but my ass is God, it used
to be in my pride and joy. So I'm going
back to the gym today having seen the spine and
in significant my asses.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You wouldn't get a gym today, were you? And then
you saw this and you're like, well, home, I.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Had barely in his sleep last night. I was gonna
go have a nap.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hell no, I'm getting down.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm squatting and thrust in all afternoon because that's fallen off.
But anyway, I'm looking at my spine now, and here's
my take on it as a non medical professional. One
there's two curvy, two with the fuck did my ass go?
And three the discs look juicy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Which is good because I've got a five, I've got
a slip disc.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And Aaron's got two completely dehydrated one.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah it's not fun, it's fun times.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, so I'm happy to see that anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But this is what but this is your opinion, Well,
it's my body.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Surely my opinion would matter the most.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
She knows more than the scientists.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Do you know the juicy disc looks like.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm sorry, I'm just going to show a picture of
my discs.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I just get my spectacles one. That's so amazing that
they can get that kind of emmage. I know, juicy
disc without cutting you open. I know there's one from
the top of my head down on sixy back, thank
you sixy Look at that flat ass though?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What I think? So?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I don't know what Isn't that just your skin?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Or is that clothing? Where's my skin?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So sick? Did you get the m R O full
of clothes during the m RI? I?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, oh no, I'm in a robe.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, okay, No, I mean I know what we're looking at,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Look at that juice full of the disks full.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Of what Era has got?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
No juice between the discs. Yeah, on toll of his
that happened just tall? Is that why I had a
back injury years later and then just fucking lived as
a tall man for twenty years anyway, so thankfully. No,
we're all looking at it thinking, you know what am I?
What are we seeing there? I have messaged the image
to I'll call him show doctor yea.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Friend, Yes, And I seen him.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A screenshot of the spine at the side, and I said,
is this a good spine? Question about? Question about.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's literally Monday morning when we.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Were recording so curvy. He just said, sprout, spine is
meant to curve. And then he sent me sort of
something from an actual sort of medical journal of a
spine that al says more more curved. So then my
thought was, maybe one's not curvy enough. And I've got
stiff person syndrome home. You still Lindy on moment here
and I'm slowly but surely, but you're more regident.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Up there, should go rigid nubright? Is that one of
the things?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, this is this is why you shouldn't look at
your medical results or your images like you don't know
what you're looking at.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
He said, see, it's called lodosis or caphosis, which is
supposed to be there. And I was like, the moment
I hear spine and osis, now I'm worried. I said,
just tell me straight, is it a sexy spine? Are
those juicy discs that I'm seeing there?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What it is?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We just said, I'm not a radiologist, Hayley.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I was wondering if this is outside of his area
of experience.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
There's a GP yeah, okay, yeah, it looks good to me. Okay,
yeah right, yeah, but but the radio didn't you get
a good report back though?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, but you know, maybe they're lying to me. I'm
just having a look at it. It's really really it's
how they go.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's how they go, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But it was always like stand up straight, like I can't.
I literally the spine is literally an east shape. Yeah,
so you're telling me to stand it straight. That's actually
not helpful.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh yeah, here's the back of the head. There's that
big nerve that runs from your brain. That's all looking great.
My question is what's the lump of fat at the back.
Is it a hump?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's a little quasi moto.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's almost the size of my now flat ass.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, your ass has migrated up your back.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It has. It looks like a satellite image of a
nice white sandy beach.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It does actually lovely sandy white beach. Thank you for
calling my back of sandy white beach, my back and
your white lump. Anyway, we'll say Hopefully it's fine.
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