Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 20th June 2024

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network, the Fleaspahn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing it, but cafe the perfect start
to every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, fledged Fawn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Hi. I just looked at the jackpote for five on time.
Seventeen thousand dollars come on. Oh okay, it's going up,
so it's gonna max out at twenty five thousand. Hasn't
been one yet eight o'clock this morning, let's send out
for the activator. If you want to play, you've just
got to say stop. Let's say time rather at exactly
five points.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What are we saying. We're saying time time, time.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Time at five point zero zero seconds. It hasn't really close,
guesses really, no one yet has nailed it. So seventeen
thousand dollars up for grabs at eight o'clock?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Wouldn't it be nice?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Will?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
It'd be nice? Awfully? What are you doing for the
top six today? Vorno? Top six places?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Shrek could live in New Zealand because it was Shannon's idea,
and it's her birthday, so you're all, yeah, yeah, and
I'm just sitting there like this sounds way too hard.
I saw that I saw the story pop up on
news sites in Australia. Yesterday, the Bureau of Statistics, which
is like their statistics New Zealand, released a map of

(01:15):
like some swampy marshy areas in Australia and said is.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Where Shrek could live? Like, do they not have anything
else to do? I think there's lots to do in Australia,
But how they count the number of people coming into
the country or something, what they meant to be doing.
I don't they marvel at oolarou or something?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
So many things to do, but so many feels way
more of the Ministry of Swamps. Yeah, jurisdiction, true, way
more so. Well, where you're going to delve into six
place swampy marshy places.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, that Shreek could live in New Zealand. It's like
a birthday treat for Shannon. It is.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
She's excited.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
She was over the moon to get that through. She's
doing a little done Today's show, which is nice.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
How old are you today, Shannon twenty five? Same?

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Shannon said?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
She lies to the charity people outside the supermarket. You know,
the people that always pissed you before you go in.
H what do you say to them to get to
get them away from you?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I just say, am seventeen, she's twenty five. Do they
laugh at you?

Speaker 7 (02:16):
No?

Speaker 8 (02:17):
But they can't be like show us idea that you're
seventeen and say I don't have one.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Because you can't sign up too because you're not eighteen.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
But you've just got to have a bank account.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Don't you do you have to be eighteen, you'd have
to be eighteen.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
We're going I'm going to say that now too, is
a sixteen year old thing?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
No? Doesn't it doesn't it? That feels like one regardless
sixteen flitch.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
It's not gonna work for Flitch. Shannon barely gets away
with her. You're coming in with her twenty years on her.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I want to just ten to I want to follow
you into the supermarket and hang back and doesn't see
the locks on their face when you when you say
that to them.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
And then when they approach, you'd be like same seventeen
walk out with the bottom of line.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, under your plan.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Next on the show, a dermatologist has said that we
are some of us are showering too long.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
This maybe you've worn because you love a long shower.
Long shower love a long How long would your showers be?
Not before work? But if you don't have to know,
not nearly as long as they used to be.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Doing a trim or not you do it because some
people shave their legs and it goes a bit longer.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, I'll tell you why. A dermatologist is saying we're
spending too long in the shower.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Next plays Fledgborn and Haley as well.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
A dermatologist in the UK has said that we are
taking too long in the shower and the hot water
and spending too long in the shower is causing the
oils skins, natural oils to strip away, and it's making
your skin dry. It's irritating your skin.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I already come from a dry family. I'm a dry skin,
dry skin person.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Aaron can get out of the shower and not moisturize
and you can just put clothes on.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
If I did that within a couple of minutes, I'd
snap in half. Yeah, you're quinte flaky, aren't you me?
I'm not flaky at all. I will say he's got
good or good skin.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
A I saw the bottom of Vaughn's foot yesterday and
I'm marveled at its simpleness. We'll discuss later on the
show Why I saw the Foot?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Why you saw Foot?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, I'm finally kicking off my only fans and.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's going to be a unique only fan Oh yes, yeah,
very you could be dying. I don't want to shock listeners,
but Vaughn could be dying. Long Teas could be a show.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
So forty eight percent of people say that showering or
having a bath takes up most of their beauty regime time.
Oh yeah, and you know there is the everything shower,
which is big on TikTok, where you do everything in
the shower. You shave, you washy, moisture eyes.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, scrub. Did I know I didn't have everything shower
last night? I had a I had a sheared shower.
Oh wow, I don't do everything when I have my
sheared shower.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
You've just renovated your bathroom and you had the double
showers put it in you?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yes? And so how often do you double shower? Quite
off it?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
That's cool, not in like a hot, horny way and
just like a just you need a shower, I need
a shower?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Why wait, right, do you wash each other's backs and stuff. Yeah,
little scrubs, little scrubs on the day. Yeah, when you
have both showers on as as your shower, here's what happens.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh no, okay. See we're on.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Infinity gas, so it's fine. The hot water is not
going to run out. But I'll get a perfect timp
and then his is on and mine goes a little
bit cooler, so I'll up, which makes his a little
bit cooler, so he up. So we've got to keep
it's hotter balance. You've gotta find the balance too hot,
but it's.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Just right, and the water pressure is the same though,
water pressures the same.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh okay, that's all right now, No.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
The water pressures the same, it's just the temp that
plays around. So you've got all You've got to have
it hotter on both sides. And then whoever gets out
first turns the ears off and then yours gets hot, right,
and you like a hotter shower. I like a hotter shower,
but he likes a hot shower. Okay, right, so we
have it quite harsh. But but how long will you
be in the shower for?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Because I don't even know.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
You know, when you're at your camping and it's like, God,
there's two minutes bittons and the showers.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm longer than that because I'll have to repush because
this dermatologist doesn't say how long.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Oh well, you can't come out dermatologists or less than
ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
The all time should be less than ten.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Every now and then, if I'm really hungover, or if
i just feel really tired and i just feel like
just standing, I'm not not cleaning.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I'm just standing. More like in winter, when you've been
outside all day, cold and you just love soaking out
the hot water for minutes, what if you're doing that.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
A little bit, I'll take a little bit longer.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, fair enough. Sometimes not long. Sometimes it takes a bit.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
Play Flitchborne and Haley.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Let me tell you a story about nine year old Moses. Okay, now,
sweet nine year old Moses wears ten kgs, which if
you were a nine year old child, you'd.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Be under be alarming. But if you are a nine
year old cat, that's too much.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I haven't weighed my cat lately, but he's definitely six
point something.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Rollie's like four point five.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
You're slender, small cat, yeah, which is fine, And he's
still a little bit overweight because he's got a small frame,
you know when you look on top and it's not
supposed to go like that in the middle.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Because it's winter.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Major Marriy fluffingon is snuggling up to me and the
other day he sat on my stomach and I can
only handle like five minutes.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I was just like, okay, you need to get off.
You are heavy. You should do some like planks or
something with her on your back.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
You know.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
So Moses is a ten kGy cat and he has
begun a journey to health. Yep, he is undergoing hydrotherapy
in which he's like put into a little harness and
put into water so that his little limbs can you know,
it's a bit easier to go on walks in a
bid to lose a bit of weight.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
He lives in Warwickshire and the walking water treadmill.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, so they put him in this little thing and
everyone's like cats stone like water and you're like they're
all right, Look it's like a whole little.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Thing and his body is out, but his legs are
run because.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
It isn't a bit Why way I thought he was
going to be fully submerged. We need to be in
the water joints a bit. He had to wait, takes
the weight.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Joints and it just gets some moving a little bit.
And you know what, he's been going for six weeks
and he's lost.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
A cag Oh my god, do you think he's doing
my famous cow? Probably don't three biscuits in.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
He has been on a controlled diet, which if you've
ever we've put our cat.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
On a diet every now and then.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
And that's a tenth of his You said a kg
he's lost as of his body weight. Yeah, and six weeks. Yeah,
that's pretty good. Good mass on the fly from you.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's good. Like if you were one hundred kg's that's
to go on.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
A losing ten kg's yeah in six weeks, in six weeks.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, if you put it into a bigger scale.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Because I remember the last time I went to the vet,
because you know, they're always like your cat's stop feeding
it so much. You're like whatever, And because she's saying
that they get the joints like they are really bad
for them later in life, and I was like, okay,
fair point.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Then the owner was like, we've tried to do you know,
it's not neglect We've tried to do these restricted diets
but didn't help. But all he is just lazy, has
no interest in going outside, exercising or playing with toys.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
But it lies like you can put your cat on
a diet. If it's an outside cat, it'll just go
get a kiddye do and eat it when you're not.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
At least it burns calories. Yeah, being outside.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
If it does get a big kit, that's yeah. I
know that's that's like Christmas. It's a Christmas day.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Every time brings a kid. I'm like, oh, relly that
what was it last week of the week before it
was a kiwi it was keiwed insane.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
That's when because I was like to share some with
me because this is probably my opportunity to try some.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Keiwied and he was like no.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
By the way, for the record, I'm absolutely fine with
someone putting a date on cats in New Zealand and
being like, no more cats after shut listen to this
guy just because your cats did rolly, We've still got
one cat. Oh you should see him zoom up a
cabbage tree. There was a kid speaking of a kid
that there was a kid that were in the cabbage
tree and joined some delicious whatever that tree mats, and

(10:31):
the cat was just like rum straight up it.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
And I'm out. You should tell your cat that tree.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
We have so many kids to do in our backyard.
But Rolly is a bit scared of them because he's
a small kidding.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
They would actually they would actually eat your cat a
live Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yeah, something happened to carwhen yesterday produce a Carwen and
she feared for her life.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I did.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
Guys, you're all lucky that I'm here.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
So we're lucky that Vaughn's here, because we're going to
find out later why he's apparently dying.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
He's actively dying in the moment you've all assumed I
was dying.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
And the group chet very panicky, fishing for attention, like
you know, say your final words.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
You get here.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
We were like, what wold war, war war, calm down,
drama queen? Do you me what people who need a
drama queen? Oh my god, that just really triggered me.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
But Carlin, you also because you got it a lot.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
How often it was I called a drama queen all
the time? Carwhen you also feared for your life yesterday.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yeah, so I was driving just by my house, and
there were some roadworks. Slow down. I am a good person.
I always do thirty if it's telling me to do thirty.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
I ripped a sixty through or thirty years, I don't know.
I think the roadworkers were like, go.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
They're like, I'm so mad. They as look at her, go.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Well.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
Anyways, there was a lot of cones because that they
were using half of say my lane, there, you've got
it yet. Anyway, So as I'm driving, just toddling along,
singing to what it was on the radio.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
And she's a company girl.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
That's all I listened to, of course, and boom something
a flash goes in front of me.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
And then I hear a boof like on my car,
and I felt it like the car shook and then
animal was it? And then I go over it and
I'm like, oh gosh, what's just happened.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It was a cone. It's all blue out at me.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
The I don't think it did fly, and she's going,
she's Taylor Swift, dang. Then you just didn't look no, no, no,
it flew out at me.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
It was airborne like it was, because I can see
there's like a.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Small little mark where it's hit my license plate.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh what, So he had hit someone else head and
the other line and flung it across.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
So the person I observed, the person on the other
side of the road was going quite okay.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I observed what I observed. You're you're not in court, Carwen.
It was at that moment that I observed to my lift.
So my lift. This is how females talk now because
they listen to crime podcasts. Yeah, I know, I watched
Bridgeton there's more of a formal language. But see, this is.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
Why I mentioned that I was going thirty because the
person across from me was not.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, and the roadwork is throw a cone at Hayley
because she's going so fast and celebrating.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, that's calen.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
So what I think happened is that that car clipped
it and it's kind of sped out the opposite direction.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Goodness me.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
So it's because I've run over a cone before. They're
quite intense.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Yeah, we used to win, and I'll say this, I'm
because I'm I've come a long way. But when I
was eighteen and I was first driving, we used to
go out and yeah, it's just like knock them over,
like like literally like nudge them and.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Everyone has done a car you'll be driving along. You
just open the door.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
That was my car, and of course not encouraging this.
The safety of road workers is this was when they
were there as well, because the road workers never work
at night. No, no, no, this was just like if
there were cones around on the straight. I would you
ever do it around the workers? Okay, I wouldn't want
to get caught.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
You.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I was gonna say, I've got nothing but respect for them,
But you still want to get caught.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, I didn't want to get caught.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Well, we're happy to have you alive here at Carlen
after such a harrowing.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Drive in the country. Have way too many road cars.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yeah, it's a I'm surprised to be honest, so that
the Nissan acquire.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Sorry one, it does look like it's got it's she
doesn't it does?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Why has a huge Nissan energy play play from the
panoramic z M think tank.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is the top six. Still need one more? I
reckon you'll come up with that fly.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
Well.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
The yesterday the Australian Bureau of Statistics released for some
reason the top places and it was just showing that
a lot of places in Australia are named like swamp, right,
but they should be called bilomong. Isn't that the first people?
I'm sorry, I'm showing absolute naivtay and ignorance. Is it

(15:45):
okay to say Australian Aboriginal? You think so the first
people of Australia, I'd say, so, I do apologize.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
This is completely unintentioned.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I mean maybe you'll be canceled b ayt the end
of the day, but who knows working with you?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I did say libturd yesterday.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
I so I was testing today.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah again tomorrow as well. So I've round out this week.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
As an Australian term describing a small body of water.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, usually permanent.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
So the department of the Surf brand was called bill
ban because you'd never surf in a bill bong.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
No, you are true.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
So the Department of Statistics in Australia released these top
places Shrek could live.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, and it's just a whole lot of places name swamp.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Now, Shannon came to the meeting before the show and said,
what about a top six places Shrek could live in
New Zealand And we laughed.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Usually would say shut up, Shannon and would sit her
in the corner and say, now you shut it for
the rest.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Of the time. But it's her birthday, so we're letting
ahead this one, and Varner is going to struggle to
find six places and New Zelen that Shrek could live.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Okay, done? Song't from Shrek that I should be.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I'm believers was only sir.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
It is obviously smash mouth. I'm not going to go
the monkeys.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
It's got to be smash mouth man.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
True by tales. It really went some one else karaoke song.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, love was out to get me. That's the way
it seems. Now you're putting this off top six places
Shreek could live in New Zealand. I only loved at
Shennon's birthday. I do not like a top sex being
this hard wow number six because she said it as
an example and then thought, this is also behind the

(17:45):
scenes how people give me top sex suggestions. They give
me one example and then they're just like done, and
then we just put more.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Hamilton Gardens is number six. Oh yeah, it's got, it's
got this lovely swampy But this is.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
How Shendon pitched it. He could live in the places
in New Zealand like Hamilton Gardens. And then there was
a big pause and she's like, oh, Egypt, And I
was like, oh, am, I about to have to explain
to Shennon where Egypt does that? Egypt isn't in New Zealand.
She means maybe Egyptian. Yes, I liked that, very harsh.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
We got a photo, didn't we in the Hamilton Gardens
in the Egypt?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
But yeah, so lovely, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
And the inspired But are they charging for that now
if you're not from Hamilton. Remember they said they were
going to charge an entry cost of rates, but costs
costs the rate payer heaps to keep that. I just
get mum and Dad's electricity bill before we want to
go next time.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, that's a good idea. Why cut Yeah residents.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Number five on the list of the top six places
Shrek could live in New Zealand. Milford Sound, of course,
the wettest place in New Zealand's very wet, one of
the wettest in the world. The annual rainfall is six thousand,
eight hundred and thirteen millimeters of It's like you're light.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's like he's a guide. Milford Sound. That hot, guys,
I'll tell you what. We're lucky today because it's not
raiding it on average, it raids here one hundred and
eighty two days of the year.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Color and Milford's Ound, of course, named after your mum.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I wat you have to do that. That's so the
milf and I'm here and she would get it.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Those gods, those guys are wild. Number four on the
lessons the places shrink could live.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
In New Zealand. Farewell Spit. Yep, why do you live there?
Because that's also a wetland. Okay. I didn't know this
about Farewell Spit. I didn't know that. I thought it
was a sandy bit.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
It's a sandy bit, but it's a wetland, okay, So wetland.
Number three on the list of the top six places
shrink could live in New Zealand. New Zealand's biggest swamp,
funger Marino and just out of Huntley on the New
Stonehi one when you're burning down the starts at Middy
Midi by the dragway and the old power station and.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Ends the co fotter Looper. Is that why the Rhodals
sink there?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
One day?

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Okay, good, yes, that's right. Oh, you very wetlands. I'd
late to live there. Number two on the less of
the top six places Shrek could live in New Zealand.
Did you know the moldy word for swamp is.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
I did not know that, and you might be familiar
with preppera. Yes, the place which means long and wide swamp.
Huh okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Which is also your mum's high school.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Number one on the less of the tops explace one
expas Shrek could live in New Zealand if you wanted
hot and wit, can't go past your mum's place.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
That is.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Less Wow, happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I blame Shannon for this top play fled Vorne and Haley.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Now we are not dating app experts, because the three
of us, at least in this studio haven't haven't really
used Tinder a lot.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Never have You've never You've always been in a relationship
while dating apps have been a thing.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, same with Varnie.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
And they look like fun to me, but I know
that they're not not.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I know that they're not because where did you meet Margaret?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Stop this, by the way, this is my specious girlfriend
who we killed. We killed off at the end live shows.
At the live shows. Yeah, she's dead, so I don't
know how that's happening, but anyway, let's stop this.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
So there is I guess a tactic and approach that
some men are using to get ahead of the algorithms
that are now being used on these apps, because that
hasn't been complained about the dating apps, is that they
basically give you a score, and if you're an attractive
female especially, the acts are going.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
To work very well for you. If you're a very
attractive male, they're going to work well for you. But
if you're not, it's a struggle.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
There's like an algorithm, so you won't see a certain
amount of people. They won't be able to see you,
so you're getting less matches, and the less matches you get,
the less your profile's boosted on Tinder.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
And then that, I guess causes people to pay as well,
so you can pay different levels on different whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
So they've got this, they've got it down right. Yeah,
they're algorithms, but it's stuffing people up. So someone messaged
in message on this reddit thread, sorry, the tender reddit thread,
saying does switching your profile to gay still boost it
with women? Because the more likes you get, the more
your profile's boosted, the more people are going to see you.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Wait, do you mean would you say you're buy or
do you mean like queer? Yes?

Speaker 6 (22:56):
So like opening it to everyone, right, so you would
say male or whatever you'd say instead of saying interested
in only females. Oh okay, And then that was the question,
and then the thread went crazy. Someone said, I twenty
one male straight, turned my tender preferences to everyone. You've
got fifty likes in an hour. Someone else did I see.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, all of them would be due this guy's hot.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
No, but once your profile gets that boost, yeah, then
you toggle it back to women only.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
And then the assumption is that it's you're more popular
because you've had fifty likes.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
See a massive cover up from a guy who's not
ready to tell us mates he's gay.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
A lot of it, like like they found his tender
on his photos. Someone's like, you see Steve's are you
open to everything? Steve, You're calling it like farming.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Okay, So you go on and you're like, I'm just
farming for some likes and then.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I'll I'll reap the rewards. Why do we have the algorithms?
Why can't they just show everyone.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Just be on a level playing field and the past
Tender's algorithm used to be based on the Elo rating system,
originally developed for ranking chess players. This algorithm help gauge
the attractiveness and popularity of users within the app. Every
new user on the app started with a baseline score,
and then this score changed based on how others interacted
with your profile. If they liked you, your score went up.

(24:23):
The fewer users that showed interest, your score might go
down from that baseline. And so people are going if
if you just open it to everyone and you get
more likes, because you're getting likes from men, women and everyone,
then you're more likely to get boosted up.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
And then you just do a little quick toggle back
to that's kind of like gay baiting a little bit, and.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Also to get the poor Like if you were a
straight male who were then open it to everyone, there
are men on there looking for love and then they're like, oh,
he looks nice.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
And you're like, I'm just here, I'm just liking. I'm
only ha the algorithm. I'm here to fix my alger.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Anybody can appreciate that it's going to be the gay
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, fair call.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
So I didn't realize this. Dating apps are overwhelmingly male dominated.
Of course they are.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Of course, I don't know why the girlies would be
on there, being like he.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Did you watch the Ashley Madison documentary, But that's a
different thing. That's a cheating and it was just loaded
with dudes. It was like eighty five percent. Lots of
the women were yeah yeah, and of them were fake.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Who's making fake? What the sight is?

Speaker 6 (25:33):
That was what was the thing was to say to men,
we've got heaps of women on here.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
And they did it.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
And so they get people in the cour center to
make fake profiles. Because you paid for per page, they
would give you three results.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
If you want to see the next thirty, get to
pay for it, so itself, of course the more results
they had, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, but they were like no women on there.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I've always assumed dating dating apes also apes, way more
men on them than women.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I don't know why. Maybe because you know, I've got
lots of female friends.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
On the apps. Maybe there's something for the gays to
watch out for. If you suddenly see lots of hot
men yeah popping up in your region, they're.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Probably yeah, man, they're probably straight. Just trying to get
the algorithm in their favor. But do them a favor,
give them a like, you know what I mean, Help
a brother out. Also, let's be honest, if you match,
maybe they will.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
Everyone's a little bit gay, everyone's a little bit go,
especially these days.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
We're a little bit.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Gay, right right for see what you've got a picture
of Chloe swore Brick takes in.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Can we get this lamonaded? Please play?

Speaker 9 (26:38):
It is so silly, silly, silly, today's silly pole.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Of course, the Northern Hemisphere summer and full swing, some
heat waves in the United States.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
A mind also a lot of fashion events worldwide, and
in particular, poor Mescal has taken the Internet.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
By the throat because.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
He has been out rocking both casual and formal shorty shorts.
And I'm talking not just above the knee. I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
My granddad's era walking shorts.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
You know, this summer I was rocking the blue shorty shorts.
You look good, but not poor Mescal good. He does
not skip leg days. Jesus Louisa.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
I've seen him in a a O'Neill's sports short and
I am seeing.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Like an O'Neill sith brand. Oh God, look at that.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Carwin said to me that she didn't expect me to
be a poor Mescal girl, but I am for some reason.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Because I think he looks like five nine to me.
I know all is he not?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Doesn't give me no, he gives one eight. Okay, it's perfect.
I'm one hundred and seventy nine centim.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
You will be kissing at the same level. But you know,
actors always add because what did you add to your profile?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
No, I deduct?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Or you don't want to be intimidating right in me,
and because they want to be intimidating.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah, but anyway, shorty shorts like really short because I'm sorry,
I'm sorry with the return of the big baggage.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, I knew he'd be shure, He's sure. Okay, So
it is your full circle, the same pipeline down the
Denham is Let you know that the three quarter jean
baggy shorts like and you know, yesterday I saw someone
at the gym and d C skate shoes.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I was like, well, we have come full circle.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
They were so comfort Are there any photos though that
we look back at us weary DC it needs and
we're like.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
I know, but there's some of the photos that I've
seen of you guys this year because you were going
through the archives, that's so much of its back and fashion.
Oh it's all back in fashion, I know, but before
your time we were here. Look at us now and
think how embarrassing with our slim leg jeans and our
shorty shorts.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I know I can't go beggy jeans slim jeans, No
I not.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
And that is today's cell A little pole is what
do you think about shorty shorts?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Shorty shorts on the boys? Well, here's the results. Sixty
six percent seed not for me, thirty four percent. I
think it's hot. It's the man that makes the short.
The short dove might make them. No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
I would love to. I would love to see a
slim man in a short short. I would love to
see a big boy in a short short, but chunky
boy the nice pair of leaks.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Bronte message saying it's unfair. If it's poor Mescal, he
can wear anything. Yeah, So that's the man making the short,
not the short making the man.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Ah, you can wear it too, too, and I'd be
like yep, Lucille says, hello, Lucille. Yeah, the Vertigo one okay,
she said Rugby league. Hello, Yes, a f L shorts
are shorter than god, I know. Yeah, and there's so athletics.

(30:20):
It's so little springer, little no no, I know.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
But what a body to look at because when I
last time I was in Melbourne, the a f L
was happening and I was like, they all look like
delicious homosexual men.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
They look they're not the player bodies you've got like
European lead.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
I also follow some Australian rugby teams like Union. Union
fares on these men.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Union is just getting bigger and the lands are just
getting thicker and thicker. Yes, there was a guy pulling
up those shorts.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
And stuff and then they're like massive wards come.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Out playing for the Chiefs last week. Did you watch
any Super rugby this season? Watched the final of the
season just because the Chiefs are in it. But there
was a dude play.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, this guy was a monster.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Just looking at him, I was like, that's Union's better
because they've got a bit of fat.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Rugby league's got the best of both worlds. I think
it's got the slimmer quicker dudes that a f L
might be giving you as well as the thick union fat. No,
we've already done that for final rankings, even way hot six.
I think that took us a while to get through.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
We've done that sim diving, didn't you. I mean, he's
not wrong. Slim slim.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
They look good in the speedos, but if you just
saw them walking on the street, you'd be like, that's
a slim boy. Yeah, it's a wee fellow. But then
they take off their clothes and you're like jacked jacked hot,
except when old mate steps up to the pessor and
whips it out his leg holes. You know, guys do this,
They go to the urine and rather than pull their

(32:13):
shorts down and put.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
My dad was My dad always wore short shorts. His
nickname was Shorts. He still still wear shorts. Would he
flomp it out the bob? Because I just grow up?
Think and that's how everybody did it on the phone.
Did you have no idea how you guys do this? Idea?
It's quite disgusting. It feels a bit like a brag.

(32:39):
You're hitching it right up to an under.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
You pull up the short a little bit just because
it's easy. You don't have to flop it over the top.
I just say a Dan who messaged that in old
Mate steps up to the persson and whips.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It out the league hole.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
It might just be that's modern poetry, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Really, it's up to the person and.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Dan in the book, guys still do this, that's wild.
The Canterbury shorts with the pockets drool. Mike Power has strong,
tanned leagues and wears shorts three six five.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Are you going to need to see a photo? Yeah,
prove it.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
We've got her social media account here hasn't been blocked.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Do you want to do? You want me to do
this now? Okay? Underscored? She reads, you read all this
erotic literature and now it's bleeding into real life and
we don't need to do this now.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Oh no, she's in the New Zealand Timber Sports axes
and and he is so he is too, no, you know,
and the short shorts.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
He's got a couple of trunks there, he's got a
couple of trunks.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
And she's okay, she's got she's got the shoulder of
the jack shoulders.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I can stand in the Bromphire.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
And has there ever been a couple that's checked more
boxes for Sprowl than that.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Don't talk about boxes.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Five and a half didn't seam or less, that's what
Alie says.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh okay, that's short. She knows they're in seams. Alex says,
as a straight man, I've.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Seen too many balls from other men in short shorts
to the gyms, and I thank.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
You for me.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
I think it's so funny seeing someone's balls through shorts whenever.
Anytime it's happened to be at a trader or aer, and
I'm always like, that's so funny. But some balls just
a little side, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Kate says, hot usually but usually means ragby boy, and
that's a red flag. Oh yeah, really, mister Hakes says,
let's just say not for me.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yes, uh, let's just say not for me.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Head shows with chicken legs. Ah, but it's you. You've
got your chicken legs and you'll do it short. But
the short short, the chicken leg, the bot I'm exactly
like a chicken leg.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
The top half is eatable, the bottom half much bone.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, so short away to me a bit of a
favor because they'll show off the quats yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, and the handies.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
You generally like who brought shorts down your ship.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
If I'm out there listening to corn with my home
and that pretty much goes end of the shorts sock
and then the DC or yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
There's just a flash of ankle. Yeah, baby way.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
And sin heaven can skip, Shane says anyone that says
that is clearly straight.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, Amy says yaki yaky, yacky. Put it away. No
one wants to see it, oh Amy. I beg to
differ with her from many people.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Who wind hot and horny, even as a half part
great song.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Play play name is Shannon's birthday produces Shannon's birthday, who,
by the way, turns I believe twenty five today, So
you are now the same age as Carwen.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, riddle that.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
I feel like she's a real adult with like responsibilities.
And I'm here asking you how far away I lived
from the skytower because I'm scared of it.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah yeah, A couple of couple of young fresh chickens,
aren't you.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I thought you were a millennial.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Oh you always say this. I turned twenty six next month.
I'm not that much older.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Than HERZ, But I just you've just got a millennial
vibe about.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
You because you're charge and we look to you as
an authoritative figure.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
I think technically I'm like on the cusp of both
or something blown.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Millennial, I'm an ex and you I'm on the cusp
as well, so you just pick.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It's like being on the cusp of the Sasine Stars Ligne.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
You just pick whatever you like, which everyone suits you
on that day. Yeah, I'm just smack right Millennial. Also,
it's Shannon's birthday, which is exciting.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Also host of the podcast six Dot Life, Morgan Pets,
who We've been friends for years. That's why I always
know that my birthday is three days after hers.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, my dad's on Tuesday. If we want to keep going. Yeah,
but this is the problem is that when we hired Shinnon,
did we know that her birthday was three days before mine?
Because that's not on We didn't. Also, we didn't hire her.
Oh wait, no, we didn't come.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Together and say we did not. Absolutely not. I'm not
having another beautiful woman here. Carhen's already distracting enough.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Well, yeah, I'm back. That was good for you, Thank you.
I'm just going forward.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
This is kuind of stealing my thunder because my birthdays
on Sundays is about tomorrow, should be all about me.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
But we're already doing birthday stuff today. I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Look going forward, you want her to pick her a
new need to have a birthday at least a month away.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I can pick a new one. What do you want
that would be nice?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Well?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Can I get like.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
An August or something, because then I get a second
one this year I'll pick.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
No getting another one going to June and in August.
Winter birthdays, you've got to have a summer birthday as
someone with the summer birthday and rules.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
I've got October one. I've got October, which is like
things are warming up.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Why it's brewing up? It's cool. Why don't you go
three days before Hayley's birthday? That's fine, Aaron, it's just.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Been I see October first, which is three days before
your birthday, the eighth of October, And no one was like,
well done for remembering that.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Yeah, okay, great, Yeah, June twenty third days from the
June twenty.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Third, Yes, thank you for remembering.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yeah, well no, my book birthday's crowded. My brother's the
seventh of October. Aaron's The sex is that you can't.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Have the first. Growing up, your brother, we had a
year on year off party. Oh wait, it was just
for poor kids.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
We were allowed two big birthday parties, our first in
our tenth and other than that.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Was we were year on your end round year on.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
If you were on the off year, you got to
choose when we went out for dinner as a family,
and then the person always or Maharaj's r P.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
And then.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Then that person got the other one got the party
and they did scratch. Can you tell me more about
maharaje yes, maharages was.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I love hearing about people's restaurants they went to as
families that don't exist anymore, don't exist anymore.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
When closed this year, I know it devastated. Maharaj Is
was an Indian restaurant in in the heart and.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Every the nineties, very advanced.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
I know, family, I know, I know, thank you mistake
what we but they used to do this lemon honey
butter chicken.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
That was like cream lemon and honey. You've talked about this.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
I've talked about it, and I apologize to our Indian listeners.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Because this is not I think of India. I think
of lemons and cream, cream lemon and honey.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Yeah, and then my mum used to do a version
of it, but apparently it's just closed because they're turning
that whole strip into bloody apartments. And I said the
sant I still remember the owner's name because Woul alwaysalk
in and he'd be like, hey, Patsy, I have you
sold any houses?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
You know, because she was a real estate agent.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
And then I'd go and as an adult because I'd
still go every single year until I left Wellington for
my birthday and he'd always say hello, Helly, happy birthday
anyway there maajas.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Maharaj Din and take away in Ota. Who in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Won't they won't they won't have the lemon honey.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I want to try that now?

Speaker 6 (40:37):
Can we just I'll make it for you one day
because we worked out the recipe well the PARKI a
version of already a Parkier.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Version. Can we just your birthday?

Speaker 6 (40:49):
We shall celebrate tomorrow, yes, but Shannon, we do have
a little gift for you. That Carwhen's is going to
give you a little gift. We thought it would be
something that you would.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Just be news and also poorly our security guard who
works overnight here, I thought your name was Shane for.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
The last three years, he's I said, because we had
the cal and put the card at the desk so
that as we all came in one day one this morning,
we were signing it and then I was writing, have
you got Shannon's card?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
And he was like, man, I've been calling this Shane
this whole time. I was like, I reckon, she's all.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Right, yeah, because when he asked me what my name was,
I said Shannon, or you can call me Shan, and
I think he.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Just liberties from there. He's a lovely man. I'm not
going to be like, it's Shannon.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
And just before you get to that gift card, just
remember that as a cost of living crisis.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Maharage.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Somebody said the rebuilding maharajas I've asked where, I've asked
what the dealer is. Somebody else misses it to somebody
said you need to come to daneed and we still
have a maharaj.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
No, but it's not. But do they have the recipe? Though?
About the chickens?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Somebody else in a happy birthday, it's my wedding anniversary
and the anniversary of the of the Bain family.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Feel I don't need to remember training on your nineteen.
All that was on the news and I was like,
but mom, it's my birthday.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
To play Fletch Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Okay, how this all started was I saw a video
on Instagram reels which is sort of a refined gentleman, thank.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
You for us, for fine gentlemen. We prefer it.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, let it, we need it for men and the
yucky cesspol that is TikTok and only the finest rise
at the top to become Instagram reels with TikTok logos.
So I was watching instagram reels and I saw some
gen Z's reacting to old Eminem lyrics.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Which his new song literally sounds like it could have
come out in two thousand and four. That's why, That's
why he did it. That's why he did.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Everybody keep asking me for shady, Everyone keeps asking you
can get one more, and then that's it.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
I'm a big Eminem fan, but I have always appreciated
his lyrical prowess.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Dude, the dude can rap.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
And he's clever, Like his literature is clever, but the
content is horrible.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, yeah, so you're playing in the back dangerous. That's
a dangerous Sport.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Then on the way straight outter I watched that from
metble practice and I was taking it to hockey and
so Eminem was in playing on the radio. Because after that,
I was like, I gotta listen to that song that
they were reacting to. But then when then he jumped
in the car, is like so inappropriate? Yeah, fast forward
to the next song, which was rap God, and Andy said,

(43:41):
isn't this the one that he raps really fast?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
How do you know that? And She's like, I've seen
it online.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
So we listened to that, and then we listened to
a couple of other Eminem songs and it kind of
kicks out of this little then this new song, this
little Eminem or naissance Yeah in our house, Yeah, I
love it. And last night shout Out and I were
listening to some very early Eminem and wildly inappropriate Eminem
to listen to around the children, and it reminded me
that even like the big radio hit at the time

(44:08):
that came out of nineteen ninety nine was my Nahmes,
yeah my mom. If we were going in the car,
very rarely were we allowed to pick what we were
going to listen to.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yep, but it was nineteen ninety nine. My brother wasn't
at home anymore.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
There's only two kids in the back seat, and they
realized there was peace and quiet because my sister and
I got along real well and my brother was the
problem all along.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Yeah, and it's remained that way to this day exactly.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
So we got to pick like songs, and I think
I just turned on a radio station. In the eminem
song My Name Is was playing and it got to
the part where he says, um something about his mother
and how are you gonna feed me?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Mum, you ain't got how are you gonna brace me?

Speaker 9 (44:44):
And me?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Mum, you ain't got no brestycle And my mom was like,
absolutely not and turn it off. The whole song had
been full of inappropriate lyrics.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, that one part. Mom was like absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
And like every time she heard that song after she'd
be like, Nope, not that song.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
So that was the song that we weren't like.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
My mom was a big no no on anything because
she totally brought into the satanic panic of the year.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
But that was big.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
It was seven o'clock news shows really kicked up us
think about Marilyn Manson home, So they.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Blamed Columbine on him and all that kind of stuff
and rap music and metal music and.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Then hindsight he was a piece of ship.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
But imagine my parents panic because I got really into
Eminem about thirteen, and then I turned straight into a
goth and then replaced one Eminem for another Eminem which
was Marilyn Manson, and they were just.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Like, what is happening in this room? But that my mom.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
They didn't really listen to the lyrics, but did they
ban any songs? They laughed at me, like, I imagine that
my dad would have done the same back in the
day with like deep purple or something.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah, parents had rebellious.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Stuff of the appearance I like, and that's what makes
it cool. If you react to a song and you
react to that, are you're just going to push the.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Totally.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
So we haven't got any like outlawed songs, but I
feel like I know a song's gonna be bad, I'll
be like just suddenly skip forward to the next song. Yes,
but we want to know from you.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Because what do your daughters think.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
The new Billie Eilish song can Eat That Girl for
Lunch is about.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
The cannibalism, which is significantly worse than what it's actually about,
which is just a lesbian crush.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, the thing is about Billy being so rich and famous.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
She's going to eat someone. Some text messages already coming
through this song. He remembered this song three oh three,
don't Trust Me.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
This was banned in their house in the best dish
not because it consistently says don't.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Trust the whole throughout it. Yeah, the line.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Keep fast forward and I think we're pretty close to
the lyric that.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
This part, this part, shut your lips the hell and
courlor and talk with your hips.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
So dead head, a bad problem with that, Like that
was really okay, so so bad an author, she's a
an advocate. Yeah, oh my, someone here some Instagram responses
to get a started while we well, well, you guys

(47:24):
text and call us on one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
That was smooth, actually from.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Me doing a couple here drip feeding, encouraging people to call.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, you take notes. Radio students, you guys, the students
of my radio, take yourself on there.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
And also radio students, pat yourself on the back mid break.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Yeah, that's important, and to say it out loud, so
that management here and like they're actually did right. That's
the equivalent of just announcing to the office that you've
done something.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Michelle said, it wasn't even music when I was a kid.
I wasn't a ladleist at a flitch and Form when
I was seven.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
And I.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Mean the more offensive thing is Michelle's now an adult.
How could you possibly been listened to us?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Has been on air together for twenty years. We're still children.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Okay, give us a call eight hundred dials it in
nine six nine sex to text in smooth smooth there.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
From me yourself on the back and you stumbled through that.
Maybe you stuck it up, didn't you. But right now
we're talking about the songs that you weren't allowed to
listen to as a young person. My under this Christian household,
we aren't going to be having this field that I
have just the Devil's music.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Um some messages and my oldest sister gave me a
burnt copy of an M and M album for my
thirteenth birthday on the family stereo. That lasted one verse
before Dad shut it off with a what is the ship?

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
After he heard something.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
It's always older brothers, a corrupting burnt you some eminem Yeah,
put it in your discman, have a listen to this one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Um, my eleven year old has sung the words from
Super Freaky.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Oh oh yeah, it can be a little bit.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
My parents were anti Bloodhound the Bloodhound Gang. I mean
it was a bad it It sounded comical, and then
you listen to the lyrics and you're like, this is
quite full noise, quite full noise.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I want to take a ride met My dad was
happily singing along to this.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Lady guy got a song with the lyrics I want
to take a ride on your disgus stick with me
and two of my friends in the car. I was
sixteen years old at the time, and everyone was laughing
and he's like, what's so funny? And then one of
my friends don't want to disco sticks dead. It's a dick,
pretty hard case.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
It's funny. Was it Akon that.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Had the song with the lyrics? I just had six
that It feels so good?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I mean, smack. That wasn't a great song.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
No, no, because boy did I get in some trouble
playing that song at home one time.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
God at her, but it's so big.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
But you know who understands those rap guys. That's rap guys.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
They only talk to her because she looks like a
total prostitute.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Okay, this is her. This was banned. Also, this is
some such clean rap, really very clear. Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
He's a member of the Queen's Services.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
You get from this song was bad? That's sound. Somebody said.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
My mom absolutely hated this song. That was the intro,
was the talking part of the intro. She heard that
she would just tap it out immediately.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Caitlyn is called through, Caitlyn, how old are you? Because
you are you currently banned from a song?

Speaker 10 (50:46):
I'm banned from like three artists whom my brothers in
the room.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Audi brothers, Okay what artists?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
And mom and dad say you're not let her listen
to in front of.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
Him Nicki and yeah yeah your care? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Will he them? Like it was racist to me? Is
it races because they're racing or a different races because
the lyrics are full noise, catch yeah and so catchy
that like, as a parent, you might not even know
what they're saying, no until you're singing along. Yeah, yeah,

(51:26):
so what do you what do you do came and
just ear pods in.

Speaker 10 (51:30):
No, I have a radio that I listened to you
guys on home built and I think my brother walked
in as lunch came on.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. A home built radio.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
What are you like in a prisoner of war like
camp and trying to get to mins?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
It's through to the ally is what is happening?

Speaker 10 (51:50):
It's just last year we got like a course with
built of radio with like a circuit board and LEDs
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Oh my god, this is hey, hey, this is how
secret to getting back in with the kids.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Give them all radio. I love this amazing Caitlin, thank
you some more messages.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
And I wanted Coolio's Gangster's Paradise when I was thirteen,
but it had an R eighteen sticker on it, so
I took my mum to the music store and bought
the single on tape. Now I realized my mom is
pretty cool. We're actually hearing from a lot of cool moms.
Oh yeah, who want to be the cool mom?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
It does take a while to realize your parents are cool.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
And Shardat does this as well when she takes like
the kids to a sports day or the other day
they went planting out of the beach and the Sandred's
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
She lets them pick the music. Oh nice.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, Now I got in trouble because apparently I played
this for a Indian one of her friends, Layla Dennis
Leary's nineteen nineties absolute classic asshole.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Oh you that so much?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
They requested every and they introduce it to more or
more friends at the time. So I was waiting to
hear from one of the more conservative parents about the
fact that their child is now singing.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
I remember growing up in one of my friends fathers
taught me the song There's a Friggin in the Rigging
because there's today and we were I remember going up
and down the beaches like a twelve year olds. It's
someone with a whopping mortgage. I sort of like this approach.
I don't often agree with a lot of gen Z's habits.

(53:21):
Doom spending is basically the idea that twenty somethings feel
like the chance of ever like owning a house, and
like getting ahead financially in life, is so unobtainable. In
this cozy livy cry, you know you've got to have
at least a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
And just look at house prices. It's insane. Exactly why
I wish they'd go up. I wish I'd become more obtainable.
You want to shut the door behind you, pull the
ladder up behind me.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
You just got in and the latter's coming up.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
See you later, good luck, it's you. But with all
of this, thank you.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
With all of this, gen Z is a doom spending
basically going like I cannot get a mortgage, why bother
even working towards that. I'm going to live in the
here and now I'm going to spend my money. I'm
going to buy things that make me happy in the now,
merry a rich and don't worry about saving in the future,
because you know what, the world's probably gonna blow up.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Anyone is this relatable two gen zs?

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (54:13):
You know, I'm never going to own a house, but
I can own a cute dress.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, exactly so. And do you know what life is
final sounds way more fun.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
And I'm just like I'm here, That's all I know. Yeah,
Like I'm here, and that's all I know. That all
those could go on a horse. I'm here and that's
all I know.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Well, today, you know, it's my quarter life crisis. I'm
more treating it like a half life crisis.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Do you save, no Carwen, do you save?

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (54:41):
To be fair, I do say, and I'm relatively good
at it, but I will be like, could I put
this five dollars sixty on?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Can we save it?

Speaker 8 (54:49):
Or could I buy myself a coffee in this moment?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Like, I've got like a second bank account called try
not to Spend It Bestie, And there's thirty eight cents
in there right now.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Another spin it bestie thing going.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
It's hard to spend because.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
It play now.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Joining us in the studio is our beloved friend Brin
Rudkin from the news room, Calderbran.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Kids. Yeah, I'm tired, just a little translation a little now.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
You are requesting a little bit of, I don't know,
a vibe check, some help, some guidance, okay from the
experts in this Room's usually we feel very guided by
you in the current events of the world.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Yes, the tables have they have? What are you up to?
What's your name printed so big on your swipe cat O?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
God?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Wait, what do you make?

Speaker 8 (55:48):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Is mine big? Mine's perfect? SI perfect sign? Yeah? Mine's good.
Having ours are all goods too big?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
It will say it, say it how it's written. Hailey Sprowl,
Carl Fletcher, Vaughn Smith, Brend Sorry, we didn't mean to
roast you.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Sorry, that's a Joe Riddell question.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
She's in charge of the font size this year your
favorite because she's put you in a bigger font.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
They went to the Warriors together. Okay, did you that's
the story for another day.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Okay, primarily date sort of older woman. You went on
the date with the there is a patent, but you're
not you're not. You're not here to ask about dating advice.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
No, well, I thought I might get into another industry.
Oh don't leave us, we love you. Well, yeah, I
thought about getting into comedy. Oh god, okay where all
the money is?

Speaker 7 (56:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Money comedians at the moment?

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Really doing well? Okay, what you're doing?

Speaker 6 (56:59):
Someone say thank you?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
You what kind of comedy? Like stand up? Yeah? Just
on the stage and a microphone, so you don't do
a stand up? Sit doing one tonight?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
You?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yeah? Where are out at the Homer Comedy? The classic?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
The Classic in Auckland? Right, so you've just signed up
for this? Is it like some kind of do you know.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
It's because I always hate getting asked if I've got
hobbies or interests and you don't have anything.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
I don't have any news and current affairs. Yeah, you're
watching six o'clock news. Why did you die the deep
end of the hobby pool? Yeah, somebody could go so
horribly wrong and lead you leave you feeling terrible.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
You could have been like Flower arranging.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Both these boys, who I think are very hilarious men,
would never do stand up comedy.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Horrible. Thank you. You're putting me off now.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
So whereas Hailey loves the attention, I do love the attention,
but it's a and you you've said this, you just
wouldn't want to fail. A.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
You wouldn't be up on stage with no one laughing.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Yeah, and I don't need the outside validation because you
yourself on the back.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
You're speaking into a microphone. I couldn't do this if
people were sitting here watching.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, So what have you got prepared
for you?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Do you want to try some jokes? Or do you
want to try try a joke?

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Now?

Speaker 8 (58:12):
Can I.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Try? That's a great start.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Is it a fear question to ask, like, what kind
of comedian will you be what do you What kind
of comedian do you see yourself?

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Do you have any inspirations?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
There's musical comedy, or there's like shock comedy, there's one liners,
there's sort of storytelling comedy.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Or like very physical comedians. Yeah, yeah, prop comedy, absurdist.
I haven't really done that much research. I'm not a
big fan of comedy. You like, however, Well, however, the
need to get into it and you're just going to
do a gig tonight as part of a first time

(58:55):
is night. Well, I've done funerals before. I have made
a TikTok video.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Okay, So I've got a people when you're on our
show and they think you're very funny.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Oh well, the news can be funny. You are seldom
when you talked about the date with the clear Voyant,
people said more Brent, more bra more Bren is needed.
I have got a bit about psychic and my show tonight. Okay,
but I'm not going to do that joke.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Okay you want to say, but don't blow your whole
material here, Okay, Okay, do you want.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
To tist a job? Okay? Yeah, shall we tiss one? Okay?
Just if it's not funny. Just laugh anyway, of course
we will just every day. Yeah, okay, so just check
my notes.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
All right.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Well it's his first time up on stage. We're delighted
to have it. Please welcome the stage, Brian Radcord. Thank you.
Uh so you've got to say cure to cure A
good evening, good evening. I'm Brent Rudkin. I've got salt here.
What's that about? What's salt about? You know, like the seasoning?

(01:00:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, So the audience won't we'll give you.
You keep currying feedback outs, sort of ruining the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I've got the lack of flow. But you can you
can't just read out the list of things and say,
what's that about? Respond I've got there's a lot of
salt out there at the supermarket. I actually can't remember
why I've written it down.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
I think I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Think, I feel like I cry. No, I think what
I was going to do. I was going to freestyle this,
but do a bit of crowd work, as they say
in the industry.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
On salt oa.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
People are oh wait, I've got cister oil under it.
I've got the wrong Yeah, this is my Chinese digger stations.
Actually that's good that's good. I need to bring up
my other notes. What did you say dig a station?

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I have been Chinese Digger Station last Friday. Typically you
wouldn't bring out your.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Flitches and tears.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Probably you wouldn't bring out your phone on stage for
a gig. Okay, where's we'd? Baby names? Okay? Great?

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
How are you going to get into it? You find
your way into it? Babies and like anyone makes babies.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Your name is an unusual usual name. You could is it? Okay,
well I'm allowed to say that because my name is
a little bit unusual.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Yeah, so you could come out Umber Britain. You be thinking,
not Brian, get that a bit, yeah, uber drivers, Yeah
yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's a whole tangent.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
You need to come out of crowd work and be
like anywhere anyone recently had a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
That's what I was going to do with the salt,
but the soul is a little bit needs need some workshopping.
Someone seeing Brent's top tier comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Okay, I haven't done any oaks here, Brian, you can
imagine what it was like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Yeah, and it was you named the baby Jeanine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
In the New Eyes on You how you're here. It's
about five minutes. I think the rid lights flash, sickonds remaining.
I've been warned about the red lay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
So Hayley's just set you up with the yeah yeah baby,
yeah you ye?

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
And are you in the crowd? Am I doing crowd?
The crowd?

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Role playing coming tonight coming. We might be changing my
evening plans. Yeah, I'm going to need some back up
Brent for prime minister.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Okay, so you've just asked whose headque I've eatiquette?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Okay, what's its name? Carl? Carl? Oh is that weird? No,
it's a family name. Okay, we'll move on to the
next person in the crowd. Yeah, typically say night. You
might not have let me there. Okay, this is going
terribly No, it's good joke. Get onto your joke about that.

(01:03:09):
I've had a baby, Sydney. I haven't figured out my
punchline yet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Well know you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Right, happen I'm sort of observational out. Yeah, it's all right.
He hasn't given.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
But if the crowd work's not working, you needed, don't
they just play music and you walk off the stage
to get out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
No, no, no, do it once? Yeah, can you can
you think of a baby name joke? Yeah, well my
nickname was b J. Great at school. Yeah, fairly innocent
when I was six Yeah, it was so much when
I was sixteen. A giant that was good actually means yeah, great,

(01:03:55):
great gray. Kids asked mom and dad what it means,
won't kids tonight? Don't worry. It's an k There's there's
room for improvement. Is there anything else on your list
for jokes? So we've got salt, we've got kids baby names,
I've got tsunami warnings. Okay, put on there too. I
got a bit about tsunami warnings. Is there a set

(01:04:18):
up in a punchline? He doesn't want to give it
all aways? True?

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Yeah, hang on, I'm just on the classic website looking
at tonight what's on Thursday?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
The lovely Justine Smith is m saying.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Oh, she'll sit you up wonderfully, dear friend of our
very forgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Seven o'clock. If I want to hear the tsunami joke, well, look,
you just have to come tonight. If you are an
Auckland pop.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
If you are in Auckland at seven o'clock, I know
you didn't ask for a plug, but I'll do it. Anyway,
seven o'clock at the Classic, which is on Queen Street
in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
You can usually walk in and get tickets until yourselves out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
I think it might sell after the salt joke, though,
oh absolutely it wasn't assault Jo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
That was the wrong list. Might I just have to
come along.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Every day, just came out here rid our grocery list.
You wouldn't give us this bloody response.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
He makes us work for it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
He'd be like, find the premise, Find the premise, brend,
good luck, don't get nervous. Just tell yourself, what's the
worst going to happen? Go out there and have fun.
You're not having fun?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
What's the point? I have a few drinks beforehand, don't
have too minute. No no, no, no, no no, don't
have too many. Think of some jokes, yeah, if anyone's
gone any jokes in them in Thank you bren.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Play and Haley running it a little bit late, but
because of Britain's comedy fist by no and you're going
to go tonight, I am going to go with made
up my mind, made your mind?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
So we'll have can I report back tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Report back, We'll have a review of Britain's stand up
comedy show tomorrow, bud right now, serious issues right now,
because I'll give you the background.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I arrived home, I went to the gym hold for
applause not enough.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Tonight, and then went home, slept on my gummies, walked
out into the gum bots that is, went out into
the translating for US city folk, Yeah, my walli's for
the British, and went out into the paddock, let the
cows over. And then on the walk back and I
was like, oh, that my foot's a bit funny. Maybe

(01:06:45):
I've heard it at the gym hold for applause nothing,
and so there it is. And I was like, that's weird,
and I was I was walking around. Then I took
gum boots off and I was walking around the house.
I was like, god, I must have really like hurt
my foot running at an average of twelve klimeters hour
for a whole hour on a treadmill, whole for applause.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
And so long on a treadmill.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Why don't you run on the actual road because I'm
forty two and my knees and that, yeah, my knees
are eighty four.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
So it's just no good. But the treadmill's got a
bit of push. Oh yeah for the push. So I
just didn't hurt my foot on that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
And then I was like, that's really weird. And it
got worse and it hurt more, and then it changed
to a cold feeling and then my toes went a
little numb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
There's no good. And then I had a look in
the mirror and I had had this like white.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
There's the picture of it now to give us a
scale of size, the white head would be it looks
like a.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Pimpole looks like a When you send that to the
group chat, I was like, I want to I want
to see that bee squeeze.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Yes, it's so bad. But after marveling, after the suppleness
of his toes, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Had a really yeah that kind of got over and
then it got the white thing did get a bit bigger.
So I grabbed the kitchen, says, and Shadow said, don't
you dare lace you. So I found a safety putting
a rinse that under a hot tap and then just
went what like sterilized. And I thought I was gonna

(01:08:14):
yeah because as you said, like watch its love us, okay,
and then so you're messaging us like, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
My God, please tell aug in Indy that I love
them and the dad will always be looking over the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
This is really weird. Just like what do you guys
think crowdsaucing think I should wear in my coffin like
insect bites. It looks like white lots of white tail spiders. Yeah,
out our way.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
I'm always like the girls like, ah, white tail. I'm like, no,
it's not even squash it outside Okay, dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
It made sense.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
I put on I put on the boots. I didn't
check on the boots. I don't check in the birts
every time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Yeah. Well, and then the Google images look like this
is kind of what they go like.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
I don't know why you are stuffs for our medical opinions.
So because we've we're gonna defer to show doctor Dr.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Shawney our good friend. You guys are constantly asking Doctor
Shawney questions. I'm not Hailey, Haley is the worst. You're
the second world piggybacking off Doctor Shawney. You said that
I had a good looking spine, didn't you.

Speaker 7 (01:09:19):
Yeah, it's a great spine.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Thank you, good spine. I wouldn't have known I had
got a good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
We have been in the waiting room since eight o'clock,
as per request, but eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
I only just getting to us now, which is weird.
How are you so far behind when we're first.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Appointment of the This is weird. Whatever charged me for
both slots? I guess, But you're the medical questions. I
made such a like point of at once, being like,
you've got to leave them alone, right, and so I
just flat refuse.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
I talked to him about gardening all the time, don't
we doctors? Yeah, to talk about on the off stage. Yeah,
I just sent you a photo of the bottom of
the foot. Also, what now you're.

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Look who's come crawling down? Question?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
I've been calling you lazy because I believe you only
work three days a week. I work more than you.
Three work's not wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
I don't drink me into this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
It was of the day, but not days of the week. Yeah,
he's got you there, He's got you there. Now do
you want to only work with patients three days a week?

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
But the other two days that spend managing all my friends?

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Complaint?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Exactly? Like does Hailey have and scolios.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
Herself?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah? Day? Is this a spider bite?

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Doctor Shawnee we're going to lose a foot here, imputate it.
Oh you'll amputate at home. Yeah, give them a sharper nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Nobody would dies from a white tail, do they? And
he's on there was some pretty nasty photos. What is
it like the post byte in fiction? That's the biggest risk?

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 8 (01:10:56):
To me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Yeah? Facebook messenger. I mean it's so small my day.
You've got to pinch in and kind of reading. Also
fight and not just a veruka. Oh my god, you last.
It's not because I've had one of those before.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
I had a varrucu when I was a kid, and
I remember sitting on the mat and intermediate and getting
to the point where.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I like pulled it all out and all that's so satisfying.
It left a big So what what are we thinking?
Doctor Shawney is worn gonna be okay?

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
Well he's going to have the appointment because time today?

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Oh my god, half an hour doctor. I got a
few things I want to come.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
Themol, I want.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Hyperprofen and I want I'm going to make it was
my time. I'm not getting give me more. Don't you
telling you any books?

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Disappointment this morning?

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
You're lucky I squeezed you in woah exactly, so you
always you aren't you supposed to, doctor Shawnee? Aren't you
supposed to draw a circle around the bike and make
sure it's not getting bigger redness?

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
And I couldn't see any there was a weird thing
about it. There was to walk on its tender today.
But you've just got a foot pimple because you're gross. Yeah,
no foot purple because I laught and nothing came out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I just heard.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
We'll keep you updated, Doctor Shawney. Thank you for see it.
Tomorrow's b.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Well, this is actually the first time you're not working tomorrow,
no one of his health systems and dire.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Straits Born will have to get his dogs. At the
first time I ever met Dr Shawney, I arrived very
hot at a bar and I shoved my foot up
on a table and I say, what's this rash?

Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
Remember it?

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Friends, isn't that cute?

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Fledgborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Fact of the day, day day day day, Yeah, do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do doude do do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Today's are in fact of that it's space week. You're
effected the day, loving it, influenced by a recent tripe
to find out more soon.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
I like that the space facts today's fact. How much
gravity do you think there is on the International Space Station.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Earth?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Gravity? I don't know gravity works, law, I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Don't feel confident enough to be. I mean, here's a
concise seem to explain how gravity works. You see them
floating around, so obviously there's it's Less's gravity. Yeah, seventy five.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Wouldn't float around that much. You just be a bit
more buoyant.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Well, it's actually ninety percent of Earth's gravity, sucker, But
you're right, they float around, And how does that work
of a zero gravity? Yeah, it's because they are falling
like a skydiver free falling. Yeah, they fall of that
orbiting So they're falling and go moving sideways at a
rate that it gives the appearance of zero gravity.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Even though it's of Earth's gravity.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Does it just feel like you know when a plane
does a southern turn and you can actually feel the
g's and you try to lift your leg and you
can't Jesus what you feel in the acceleration tour point right,
So when they take off from Earth and they're in
the space and they're like a stuck to this set
and getting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Up there place explode place.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Yeah, but then to dock with the International Space Station,
they've got to be going the same speed as it.
So they did all the hard work leaving Earth, and
once they're on it, they can't feel the acceleration, and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
The constant speed just feels like constant speed to it,
like how we can't feel the Earth spinning.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
So it's like when skydivers are free falling and they
can just spin around and it gives the appearance the weightless,
but everything's moving around them. Whereas these guys are insider,
you know, if they want to replicate zero gravity, they
take you up in that big plane and then they
just dive that plane down. It's effectively that way in
the International Space Station of sideways and falls towards woods
Earth and the horizon curves away beneath it at the

(01:15:09):
same rate. So it means it's orbiting around given the
appearance of zero gravity, but it's got nine percent of
Earth's gravity in there. So today's fact of the day
is that the International Space Station is not zero gravity.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Fact of the day, day day day, day, do do
do do do, do do do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Play play m.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Yesterday the news broke.

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
Justin Timberlank was arrested outside of a restaurant for driving
while intoxicated, and then all these photos emerged with him
and handcuffs the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
In the video, he ran a stomp signed middle of
the night, no other cars on the road and driving
all over the place. Yeah, kind of swerving slowly, Yeah, yeah,
car over. That's yeah, you can see why. Yeah, totally So.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Anyway, a police officer who took him back to the
cop it was called it cop shop, but he apparently
didn't know who Justin tim Blake was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
He was a young car this is still who he was.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Didn't recognize him, and apparently Justin Timberlake said, kind of
out loud in a sort of throwaway comment, well this
is going to ruin the tour.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
And the cop said what tour? And Justin Tiberlake said
the world tour, kind of like that do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Someone's already made a meme of that, you know that
girl that's kind of helping the old person away, and
they're like, okay, we'll get you to bed, Grandpa.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
Ye, little little Bert. My favorite memes so far is
but judge, when will I be able to drive again?
It's gonna be made anyway, didn't recognize him, and then
I we were chatting about this after the show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
You stay. We're like, he's one hundred percent pulling a
do you Know who I am? Without saying do you
know who?

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
Do I?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Do you know who I am? Yeah, which is what
has sparked our impossible phone or today.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Has anyone ever because we're in New Zealand a lot
more humble, I would like to think.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
But we also host celebrities year out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Oh yeah, a lot of celebrities here filming movies and
TV shows all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
Has anyone ever pulled a do you Know who I am?
Or something similar in that value?

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Are we going to name the people that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I mean maybe not.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Maybe if they're overseas celebrity. I think we'll engage that,
We'll gauge.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Yeah, yeah, we can be and you can just say
an anonymous.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Female broadcaster, which I've been mistaken for a number of times, Yes,
you have that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
I'm not anonymous female. Does it need to be a
celebrity like it could be like the big boss at work. Yeah,
does someone like pulling rang flashing your status?

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
I bet New Zealand politicians have pulled this shipxact?

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Do you know who I am? I'm sorry? Or sports people,
celebrities are anyone has this ever happened?

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
We're calling it the Impossible Phone and Topic because we
just don't know if this would fly in New Zealand.
Yeah on eight hundred dars and m as a number.
Give us a call now, text through nine six nine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Mother doesn't count. Your mom doesn't count. Do you know
who you're speaking to?

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Yes I do, mum.

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
We want to know if anyone's ever pulled a I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Do you know who I am?

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Impossible phone and topic? I did not think this would
go down to New Zealand as much as it as
it has. Pop them off because the tall poppy thing,
the whole, it's just too small to be pulling this
kind of stuff. Justin Tim like arrested yesterday. Apparently the
young comp didn't know who he was and made comments
like well, this is going to ruin the world tour,

(01:18:44):
to which the comp said, which what world tour?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
And he's like, the world tour we're also because you
didn't know who was.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
We're also getting messages from people who have like had
encounters with major celebrities and been.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Like, oh, who's there? I love that. It's humbling.

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Shout out to the woman who texts and saying that
it Son shook Jason Amore's hand and said who are you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
You would have known, Yeah, Georgia, this was a New
Zealand television personality.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
We're not going to say names, but did they pulled that?
Do you know who I am?

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I was working behind a bar at an arcade once
and it was like our grand opening, so we had
a lot of I guess you could say high profile people,
but they just got a little bit too too Disney
on the Phizzy I guess you could say. And I Yeah,

(01:19:42):
I had to be the ones to cut them off
and they pulled the oh I'm blah blah blah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
Do you do you realize who I am?

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Did you know who they were?

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
I think everybody in New Zealand knows.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Who they are.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
We're going to put you on hold. You're gonna tell us, Yeah, we.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Got the music stand by everybody we wait in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Okay, we're back, We're back. I cannot believe that. I
cannot believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
I can't believe they would do that. Okay, that is shocking.
That is I'm surprised. Amy. This is a well known New.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Zealand sports person. We won't say the sport or their name.
It would be very easy, probably easy enough to work
out it has already yea, the sport or their name.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah. So now when was the situation? So this was
quite a few years ago.

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
I worked at the Cascene.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Oh yeah, okay, they pulled. They were underage for the
casino at the time, right, which is twenty to get
into the Cassie not eighteen. Yeah, yeah, yep, and they pulled.
Do you not know who I am? Why can't I
go up to the high rollers room with the rest
of the players that were in there that night.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
It's just because it's illegal legally.

Speaker 10 (01:21:29):
I'm really.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Or did that? I love an adult tantrum.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I can't believe how many like high profile New Zealanders
are pulling this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Have you come on? Amy? Thank you for sharing. I
love all the secrecy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Has somebody ever a New Zealand celebrity or a celebrity
pulled out do.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
You know who I am?

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
My god, horrible, it's and it's sorange. It's like the
Justin Timulak thing like that, Well, this is really going
to affect my world tour.

Speaker 6 (01:21:55):
And the cop that pulled him over was like, what
world tour? I didn't even know who he was. It
was a real do you know who I am?

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
I'm sure we could say some of these international.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
World I've got nosy friends messaging me. I can't believe that.
Though a few years ago I was.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
In a band. Here's a text.

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
I'm definitely not famous, but we're in a practice studio.
They had individual sound rooms. At the same time, a
very well known New Zealand band were also using one
of the rooms to practice. The manager of the establishment
was talking to the famous band and told them that
they had overdrew fees to pay.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Oh yeah, because I had read about the sound rooms.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
The lead singer of the band said, Nah, how about
we just help you up with some signed merchandise instead. No,
The manager was like, are you kidding me? Like, I
can't take that to the bank to pay my mortgage.
It was come on, man, it's almost do you know
who I am, it's yeah, it's up there almost. My
beloved dad, who recently passed away, was in the RAF

(01:22:52):
in Scotland. Now I know we were talking about this
in New Zealand, but this is such a massive one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
This is worth a read.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
He was tasked with stopping people using a specific entrance
to on airport while the base was on exercise. One day,
a car drove up and the driver asked to pass through.
My Dad said no, and the back window went down
and a head stuck out and said he comes a
terrible impression.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
You know I'm i gonna do it? Do you know
who I am?

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
And it was Paul McCartney of the Beat of What
Dad said, I'm very well aware of who you are,
mister McCartney, but you need to go.

Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
The other way.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Plea incredible? Do you know who?

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
It was terrible because I did it in my head
before and it sounded like I was Paul McCart.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
There you go. Do you know who was looking at bets?
I'm going to look at the plane. Got you Indian
didn't want to do it before. There's so many messages
were outwere out of time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
I was a bouncer a few years ago at a
christ Church bar and I was removing a person from
a bar and he gave me the do you know
who I am?

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Whom I who?

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
My dad is?

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
And I was like no, and he explained it who
his dad was and I was like, no, one knows
who you did. As I chucked him out. Tony Braxton
pulled it going through New Zealand Airport security.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Tony Brixton RIGM seal me again? Did it work? I
don't know. She had an apple in her bag, Braxton.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Yeah, my friend had a liaison and speech mark with
the Lord of the Rings actor in a bathroom at
a club in Wellington in the early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
I mean, what was that bathroom that no, what was
that bar that shut down? That heron made horn? The
made horn would have been yeah, because they loved it,
the expe fancy. Yeah, she had no.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
And he was apparently myth that she didn't want to
engage with him again while he was here in New
Zealand filming. She thought he was lying about being an
actor and the women's the Lord of the Rings and
she was like that's some oh dear, that's the one amazing.
Thank you for your text messages, Hey, remember how you
just gave that uber driver five stars because you wanted
five stars back.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Yes, let's do that with this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Review it five stars, Tell your friends and we'll do
the same for you if you ever need a review
for anything.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
But where are you giving me my five stars? Well,
I don't know. Do you have an a restaurant or something.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Yes, if you give us five stars on this podcast,
tell us where you would review, will review, even where
we won't even go. We'll just review your things. I
don't want people to know where my restaurant is. I'm
doing one of those secret restaurants.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
That's exactly the opposite of how restaurants work. Zi Ms Fletch,
Vaughnon Hailey