July 3, 2024 • 20 mins
This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!
Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleetborn and Hayley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our Big pot
is back Monday, July fifteen.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Can we settle a debate?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This morning Vaughn offered to lend me a pen, right,
and I needed a pine.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Then Vaughn said, you can't have this pen.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
This is a good pen. And that's the pin you've
got is a thick gravity pen.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, pin's too heavy for me. I don't want
a heavy pen.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Your pen.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And then he said you can have this pen. And
I've been running with it. It's wet, it's so like
loose and free and light and light for a left hand.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's not it feels like it's quite inky, you know,
as a lift.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's not immediately smudging.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh my god, defection share. It just tried to pass
your normal bit pen.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
But that's a fine point stand in fine point big pen. No,
not good for a litter day thread, a lubricated pin.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And now I just said to Flitch, try the pin
and you said, I think this is my pin.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Now I think it's my pin. Whose pin is it's
my pin?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's definitely not Vae's pin anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Of course, just give away pins hoping that I.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Can get more of the pins. I believe the power really.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
To get us.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Some connections on the inside. Like when this pin stops
water that almost broke it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It'll just be some I mean it's a company pin,
it'll be some cheap No, it's not the blue, It's
a beautiful pin. Loves you like sometimes going to the
stationary stills and just trying, and you try out to
do a new signature pin described on a podcast once
and I've been so desperate to try it since because it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Sounds like my dream pin. I've got it. They describe it,
described it as a roll the ball. It didn't feel
like you were scratching the paper really rolling, like you
were driving the pin around the paper. Medium tip, nib yep,
like even ink flow. Yeah, and like a comfortable like
rubbered grip. But I don't like it, don't I don't
(02:13):
like when the grips of the rubber slips over the pin.
Has that has to be designed in the pin. There's
over there's those ones with those little rubber, a little
flecks of rubber all the way out building and just
I think the rubber must be internally pushed it and
it squeezes out as I have.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A one hundred dollar pin because I was a marriage
celebrant and part of it, I was told, you've got
to get a nice pin to get a nice well
and a nice folder.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
So we're going to leather folder and a and a.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
One hundred dollars because I did one wedding and then
I let my license slip.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So now I've just got one hundred pin and I
don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I bought a sixty dollar pin, and I think both
that way, sixty dollar a voucher for a place and
went and I wanted nothing apart from the pin. That
pin that you've got, the Disney Cruise Line pin, which
i've I think it was just in the room on
the Disney Cruise Line. And this pin that is a
sealy posturepedic pin.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They gave it to you.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
These are better pins than the sixty dollar pin.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, this is way better than one hundred dollar pin.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, it's one of It's been so much money, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It doesn't always.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Mean just got to steal a pin and one day
you'll settle on a great Do you remember.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Their big fat triangle pins with a really fat nib.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yes, yes, and they were already long.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Those were my mum's favorite.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Pins, favorite pin as well.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
To get Get It one for Christmas is a bit
of a retro.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, she won't remember that it was her favorite pin.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
They had a bad click though, sometimes it wouldn't stick
the click.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't remember them clicking. I remember, just remember them permanently.
Nibs out, Yeah, nibs out? The boys, the boys. How
your mum lived in the nineties, isn't it? Nibs out?
How dare you now? Announcement?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Toddy? What have you made us now? New cocktail?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's just a plan.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You guys are both finished your EPI. This is probably
for the best, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, don't tell me that that's good because it's got.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's so good.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
When there's not, when there's not liming up. It's going
to have limean tequila, and the two things I want
to taste when I have a mark.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't want to taste anything too much salt or
a gave.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, is what you want to taste when you
have a mark. Without further ado, let's get into it.
Victoria Stoker is the first.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Hang on I've ended up with two pins here. Have
I taken Jared's piece?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Pin? You've got a pin?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Have got a pin from cut Airlines. Oh, it's got
a rubber thing on the which I thinks for like
a touchscreen.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, Victorious is I'd just like to say hi to
you guys. Meet you guys at the live showing. It
was a fun night. You guys give great hugs. By
the way, I've complimented the Judio was wearing. It was
a red Eminem rainbow hoodie. And I finally got to
tell Haley she's my past car.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I remember this. We've got to lesbian on her hands here, she.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Says, Haley, I know you have an a fair brewing.
Now at time, I've seending she may have a fair brewin.
But then she put the affair on the cinem Where
are we at right now with the with the bear?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think I think I'm I'm too tired.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's kind of weird though I'm trying to do her.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You had this fair brewing, and the whole time Jesse
Momole was in the country and lived just stopped. Didn't
that it just stopped?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Do you think they're related?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't. In the country putting that out.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my god, she's describing herself as a lesbian who
loves Queen and System of Down those my two favorite
bands of all time and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I'm trying to keep on brand of the company.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That was not believable.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I got Queen, System of a Town, and I'm a
butcher by trade, so I can cut the perfect thing,
can then cook your romantic meal the you fear maybe bruin.
I love listening to the show. Thanks for the show,
lots of love, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Victoria, thanks for coming to the live show as well.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yes, I remember you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Camille Davis from Broomfield in the United States, Camille, Ma, Wow, Comil,
I don't know the money.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
We don't do Bill Cosby impersonation.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Me doing an appression of Eddie Murphy doing an appresion
of Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Came to your show and I came home and you
cannot be a Cosby fucking my wild life.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Eddie Murphy hands the money.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Which it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Has been really nice actually working with Born.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
But shout out to the other American listeners and other
international listeners. Reach one Hayle fun you guys at a
time in my life when I truly just did some
good old laughs. Thank you so much for the podcast.
Has been a pleasure to be able to listen. Fact
of the Day is my favorite. One is also my
favorite a competition because the response to Instagram mentions. Now
it's that simple.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hailey's known for a selectal delease select day in the request.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I do read some of them. I'm just yeah, I'll
be better.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Best the love to you or love to the producer
girlies and Jared too. What is the most exciting thing
that happened this year? I got my substitute teaching license.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh my god, you're the fun teacher.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, you're always funny.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And poetry and watch movies.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I'm hoping to start working in classrooms to become a
high school history teacher. Oh fascinating my subject. I loved it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I live in the future, not the past.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I could remember the dates, I could remember the stories,
but not like the dates. Yeah, it's happening. That's a
crucial part of history.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think when I was in high school, I thought
World War One was Hitler and World War Two was Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Did you think that one.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Of the producers has a confession We don't actually know
who it is.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You know they're going to come up to the mic.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I used to make up every quote in my history exams,
and I've got scholarship history and excellence in everything. I
would just say a random historian and say the quote
that supported Mesday. So what would you suit about? Hepler?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Not a ver nice guy?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wilson two thousand and eight, and I.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Just wrote the random thing and the number one's got
called out? Did it for all three years of history? Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Voice off?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I imagine like we don't know everything.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That like Winston Churchill ever say you did just say
something that supported your teachers.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
An't going to check citation. They just want to know
that that's what you should have to do.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Kind of gonna know that Winston Churchill didn't say dumb
hands to my homies all had done kirk at once, Yeah,
or going to.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Drop that, lad? What can I say? I'm a bad guy.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And then said that's why your bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Back and forth try in two thousand and two. Yeah,
book Heitler was a bad gun.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
H I t ali.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
A confession?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, good, what is the a juicy thing that's happened
to this year? I put my boss on an improvement
plan at work because he sucks so hard.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Of people not loving their bosses?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What that we had that podcast shout out earlier for
someone that called out their boss. That would be good.
Put them on a performance plan and improved your boss
on a plan.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
When you're not the boss, you havn't you have to
go to the boss's boss. Do you put on an
improved bosses?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I got my boss put on stop eating the curtain?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sorry, sorry about that. Shannon was eating the curtain.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Cheese apparently because you've got to eat a curtain a
day to keep the doctor away. At Winston Churchill nineteen.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't know why about my cat is taken to
eating that curtain. Yeah, yeah, what are you eating now?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Pucket? Now you've got a pucket sea?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Thank you? I know what he's been told off.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
This is a little ship.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, he is problematic child.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
And you go to the toilet next morning to.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Roll up the roll up your paper.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You just don't bank my cat.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Juliet told like I got told. I will never forget.
I got told off by my uncle for squealing on
my birthday because I got a sega, Like it was
all I wanted and I'm excited. I squealed, Oh it isn't.
Don't embarrass yourself. There's Alex k Alex No, you're nudis Mario,
which was Alex Kid was on.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
But what was the Alex Kidd theme song?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hey, he really responded to you, doesn't he? He really
responds to you?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Threw a carrot at my rescue cat.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Call the s p C A well And he's just
licking his carrot wound.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Oh, doesn't taste too bad and he'll go back. That'll
be that Alex had main thing. Jared's got it there.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, didn't didn't didn't And you can't throw a carrot
out the window.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Everything's happening here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Everyone.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
So I had rapped my cigar on my birthday and
I'm like like squeal worth like excitement at eight four
hour probably seven. Yeah, and my uncle was there for
my birthday dinner.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
This is Uncle Murray, Uncle Paul, Uncle Murray would never know.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Uncle Murray is still Port Fireworks.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Uncle Murray is my godfather, have my kindred souls. Uncle
Peter Murray makes the nice. Auntie Eve, who was married
to Uncle Murray makes the Custer Keller Keller custods.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm still yet to have one.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
And Uncle Paul was like, hey, keep it down like
on my birthday. My excitement.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He was never forgot it, a young flammboy and Vaughn Smith.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And then he never ever he lived his life as
a hitterro man.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
A true man, clashed your homo six years. Then he
did the farm that day.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
He quashed it right. He quashed it right then and there.
And wow, who was really hard? And I thank you
from the room, thank.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You, really heart felt confisient there.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
That's really good. Julia is missage again from Columbus, Ohio.
Shoutow Colombia, Ohio. Shout out to worn slow driving. I
love God you guys and the US. When I'm usually
going around seventy five to eighty miles per hour, which is.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Five eighty kilometers.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Worn, you sweet summer child and your little Jymney, you'd
be absolutely run over in the U. My god, I would,
I would now it'd be easy.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Now. My aunt told me to stop.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Cho spent out of small.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Traveling in America's fucking terrifying enough.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Everything is the size of a truck. Everyone has a
massive car.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It would be embarrassing it would be like a little
like like a matchbox car me and.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
These things just like, yeah, we were driving in a
big car and we like, by New Zealand standards, a
big car and it was still a small car by
American standards. What's the most exciting thing that happened to
you this year earlier? Yeah, this is Julia from Clamas, Ohio,
wrapping up my pharmacist residency in August. So after twentyish
years of just school and practicals, I'll finally have my
damned weekends back. Yees, Because when knew when we started
(14:24):
working together, You're you worked, you did marching all weekend,
You'd were all week you do gigs on the weekend,
you'd march all weekend. And we're like, you've got to
have a weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And I was like, no, I'm more gird. And then
I had to quit. I had to quit marching.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
You're right, weekend, Yeah, weekends, Yeah, you don't get them back,
wild things weekends for nothing, saying that people recording a
podcast on Friday when they probably should be just enjoying
their weekends.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I'm enjoying myself.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I'm having fun. I'm having fun, but I don't want
to I don't want to have too much fun. What's
the most juicy thing that happened to you this year?
Of all the tea? All of my tea is just
so sad lol. But I started kidder mean infusions?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Is this micro dosing?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
What kidder mean infusions place? I don't know if anybody
knows about kid.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Throw it into the room. Kidd mean infusion for acute
pain is generally used in combination with opioids that are
administered vera nurse controlled, a little of a little recreational.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I have a friend who will know who has stage
four cancer and he has done he's on medical cannabis,
but he's done LSD microdosing. He's done ecstasy microdos and he's.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Doing kidder mean micro dos pain relate.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You can get legal amounts or is he just like
a little bit here.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
The legality of how he's doing it.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
He goes into his like a vitz and he's like,
so I've got a horse and she is just in
a lot of pale around.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But apparently it's like amazing pain relief.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Okay, So here's the story I found on WebMD. Jeff Winigrad,
who lived with depression for twenty five years, saying, Kiddymine
treatment saved his life.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, put it for depression depression.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Every antidepression on the market, and the depression was just
constant and the Kiddine infusion. Yeah, so I guess it's
just like micro yah.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah. Yeah, that's fascinating.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That is fascinating.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What good luck to you, Julia, Julia, Yeah, Julia, Gulia.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Andrew thought of this is back on home Turf. Andrew
Thorley is from Rolliston and he wanted to a shout out,
can you please do Dungeons and Dragons podcast special with
Jared as the DM Despite her protest, I'm sure Haley
would get the road and if it was travel themed,
fletcherld aging, as the hell, we've.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Actually run out of podcast podcast megabytes.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
They have a limited amount of megaba.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Run out of podcast megabytes and then and then we're done.
Yeah wonder, Andrew, I would be down for that. And
as you're saying, Haley would love it a.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Lot that I once said to me that I would
like this.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
The game that I play with the comedians they do,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's like acting, isn't it role playing? Because you went
to the room early last night at the hotel. Haley
and I took the lift up to the hotel. Last
week we role played. Hailey was waiting in the lift
for me and I got my room care and I
went into the lift and I was like, oh, hello there, and.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I said, oh, hi nice, how are you?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Good?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I said that are you here for the conference too? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I am yeah yeah. Where are you from? Oh I'm
from Auklands usually, but I'm just down for the night
or so well.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And then I pushed our floor level nine and I said,
well what for for you goes?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh my god? Nine?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Was this somebody?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was really And then if we carried it on
all the way up the elevator or the hallway night.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
To each other as Flitch and Hailey, we well and Julia,
I hope.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You have a really good time.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Wow, you're right next door.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, we did a role play for no reason and
in this morning at four fifty or something.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yes, you are far too loud. You are the assholes
when you're having a hotel holiday. But it was fucking
stop laughing speaking the hallway. It's a quiet time.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I opened the door and say, oh it's you again.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Wow, we should stop mening.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Like this, and then it was the laugh and I
was like, shut the funk up. I was like, put
stuff and right to the conference.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It was role play.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It was so loud.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I love a role playing.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was totally going to say, last night, ten years
the room next to me going, oh my god, heard
people fucking in the hotel one day.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I think it might have just been allowed masturbator.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Was it allowed master batter or six? Literally the room
next to me, and it sounded like, because oh where
they God, where they just? Yeah? Were they just washing
a wank?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You girl?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I wasn't. Did you see that?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Really excitingly girl, it was just a girl uncle's excited
to go.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Thanks again for that.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Anonymous and Anonymous Nonymous.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
About what I think was a problem that you've got
with your own.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It is weird when you hear people in the hotel
room next to you having six. I don't think you
immediately imagine who they are, and then you see them.
Sometimes you're like not what I expected.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You're like, y, yeah, oh horny, horney hot horny.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
So you didn't they were having they were just watching.
Because I think maybe by the time this podcast, you
were hearing banging yeah, okay, okay, because I want to
do it one of our naughty little poles. How you
watch your porn phone, iPad, hit phones, tablet, laptop or TV.
And I was thinking maybe because they were in a
hotel and they had nothing to lose, they piped the
(20:36):
porn to the TV for the sound. If you heard
banging the mirroring, yes, mirror the screen, the screen. Andrew,
by the way, sorry for this, Andrew. You probably will
for the last time. Thing that happened to him this year.
He cooked the perfect steak. When you nail it, it's good.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well yeah, they were nailing it and Tod it's good.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, that's good.
Fleetborn and Hayley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our Big pot
is back Monday, July fifteen.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Can we settle a debate?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This morning Vaughn offered to lend me a pen, right,
and I needed a pine.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Then Vaughn said, you can't have this pen.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
This is a good pen. And that's the pin you've
got is a thick gravity pen.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, pin's too heavy for me. I don't want
a heavy pen.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Your pen.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And then he said you can have this pen. And
I've been running with it. It's wet, it's so like
loose and free and light and light for a left hand.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's not it feels like it's quite inky, you know,
as a lift.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's not immediately smudging.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh my god, defection share. It just tried to pass
your normal bit pen.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
But that's a fine point stand in fine point big pen. No,
not good for a litter day thread, a lubricated pin.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And now I just said to Flitch, try the pin
and you said, I think this is my pin.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Now I think it's my pin. Whose pin is it's
my pin?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's definitely not Vae's pin anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Of course, just give away pins hoping that I.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Can get more of the pins. I believe the power really.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
To get us.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Some connections on the inside. Like when this pin stops
water that almost broke it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It'll just be some I mean it's a company pin,
it'll be some cheap No, it's not the blue, It's
a beautiful pin. Loves you like sometimes going to the
stationary stills and just trying, and you try out to
do a new signature pin described on a podcast once
and I've been so desperate to try it since because it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Sounds like my dream pin. I've got it. They describe it,
described it as a roll the ball. It didn't feel
like you were scratching the paper really rolling, like you
were driving the pin around the paper. Medium tip, nib yep,
like even ink flow. Yeah, and like a comfortable like
rubbered grip. But I don't like it, don't I don't
(02:13):
like when the grips of the rubber slips over the pin.
Has that has to be designed in the pin. There's
over there's those ones with those little rubber, a little
flecks of rubber all the way out building and just
I think the rubber must be internally pushed it and
it squeezes out as I have.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A one hundred dollar pin because I was a marriage
celebrant and part of it, I was told, you've got
to get a nice pin to get a nice well
and a nice folder.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
So we're going to leather folder and a and a.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
One hundred dollars because I did one wedding and then
I let my license slip.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So now I've just got one hundred pin and I
don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I bought a sixty dollar pin, and I think both
that way, sixty dollar a voucher for a place and
went and I wanted nothing apart from the pin. That
pin that you've got, the Disney Cruise Line pin, which
i've I think it was just in the room on
the Disney Cruise Line. And this pin that is a
sealy posturepedic pin.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They gave it to you.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
These are better pins than the sixty dollar pin.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, this is way better than one hundred dollar pin.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, it's one of It's been so much money, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It doesn't always.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Mean just got to steal a pin and one day
you'll settle on a great Do you remember.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Their big fat triangle pins with a really fat nib.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yes, yes, and they were already long.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Those were my mum's favorite.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Pins, favorite pin as well.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
To get Get It one for Christmas is a bit
of a retro.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, she won't remember that it was her favorite pin.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
They had a bad click though, sometimes it wouldn't stick
the click.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't remember them clicking. I remember, just remember them permanently.
Nibs out, Yeah, nibs out? The boys, the boys. How
your mum lived in the nineties, isn't it? Nibs out?
How dare you now? Announcement?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Toddy? What have you made us now? New cocktail?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's just a plan.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You guys are both finished your EPI. This is probably
for the best, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, don't tell me that that's good because it's got.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's so good.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
When there's not, when there's not liming up. It's going
to have limean tequila, and the two things I want
to taste when I have a mark.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't want to taste anything too much salt or
a gave.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, is what you want to taste when you
have a mark. Without further ado, let's get into it.
Victoria Stoker is the first.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Hang on I've ended up with two pins here. Have
I taken Jared's piece?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Pin? You've got a pin?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Have got a pin from cut Airlines. Oh, it's got
a rubber thing on the which I thinks for like
a touchscreen.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, Victorious is I'd just like to say hi to
you guys. Meet you guys at the live showing. It
was a fun night. You guys give great hugs. By
the way, I've complimented the Judio was wearing. It was
a red Eminem rainbow hoodie. And I finally got to
tell Haley she's my past car.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I remember this. We've got to lesbian on her hands here, she.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Says, Haley, I know you have an a fair brewing.
Now at time, I've seending she may have a fair brewin.
But then she put the affair on the cinem Where
are we at right now with the with the bear?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think I think I'm I'm too tired.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's kind of weird though I'm trying to do her.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You had this fair brewing, and the whole time Jesse
Momole was in the country and lived just stopped. Didn't
that it just stopped?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Do you think they're related?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't. In the country putting that out.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my god, she's describing herself as a lesbian who
loves Queen and System of Down those my two favorite
bands of all time and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I'm trying to keep on brand of the company.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That was not believable.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I got Queen, System of a Town, and I'm a
butcher by trade, so I can cut the perfect thing,
can then cook your romantic meal the you fear maybe bruin.
I love listening to the show. Thanks for the show,
lots of love, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Victoria, thanks for coming to the live show as well.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yes, I remember you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Camille Davis from Broomfield in the United States, Camille, Ma, Wow, Comil,
I don't know the money.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
We don't do Bill Cosby impersonation.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Me doing an appression of Eddie Murphy doing an appresion
of Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Came to your show and I came home and you
cannot be a Cosby fucking my wild life.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Eddie Murphy hands the money.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Which it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Has been really nice actually working with Born.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
But shout out to the other American listeners and other
international listeners. Reach one Hayle fun you guys at a
time in my life when I truly just did some
good old laughs. Thank you so much for the podcast.
Has been a pleasure to be able to listen. Fact
of the Day is my favorite. One is also my
favorite a competition because the response to Instagram mentions. Now
it's that simple.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hailey's known for a selectal delease select day in the request.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I do read some of them. I'm just yeah, I'll
be better.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Best the love to you or love to the producer
girlies and Jared too. What is the most exciting thing
that happened this year? I got my substitute teaching license.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh my god, you're the fun teacher.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, you're always funny.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And poetry and watch movies.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I'm hoping to start working in classrooms to become a
high school history teacher. Oh fascinating my subject. I loved it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I live in the future, not the past.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I could remember the dates, I could remember the stories,
but not like the dates. Yeah, it's happening. That's a
crucial part of history.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think when I was in high school, I thought
World War One was Hitler and World War Two was Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Did you think that one.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Of the producers has a confession We don't actually know
who it is.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You know they're going to come up to the mic.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I used to make up every quote in my history exams,
and I've got scholarship history and excellence in everything. I
would just say a random historian and say the quote
that supported Mesday. So what would you suit about? Hepler?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Not a ver nice guy?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wilson two thousand and eight, and I.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Just wrote the random thing and the number one's got
called out? Did it for all three years of history? Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Voice off?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I imagine like we don't know everything.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That like Winston Churchill ever say you did just say
something that supported your teachers.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
An't going to check citation. They just want to know
that that's what you should have to do.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Kind of gonna know that Winston Churchill didn't say dumb
hands to my homies all had done kirk at once, Yeah,
or going to.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Drop that, lad? What can I say? I'm a bad guy.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And then said that's why your bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Back and forth try in two thousand and two. Yeah,
book Heitler was a bad gun.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
H I t ali.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
A confession?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, good, what is the a juicy thing that's happened
to this year? I put my boss on an improvement
plan at work because he sucks so hard.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Of people not loving their bosses?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What that we had that podcast shout out earlier for
someone that called out their boss. That would be good.
Put them on a performance plan and improved your boss
on a plan.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
When you're not the boss, you havn't you have to
go to the boss's boss. Do you put on an
improved bosses?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I got my boss put on stop eating the curtain?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sorry, sorry about that. Shannon was eating the curtain.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Cheese apparently because you've got to eat a curtain a
day to keep the doctor away. At Winston Churchill nineteen.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't know why about my cat is taken to
eating that curtain. Yeah, yeah, what are you eating now?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Pucket? Now you've got a pucket sea?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Thank you? I know what he's been told off.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
This is a little ship.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, he is problematic child.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
And you go to the toilet next morning to.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Roll up the roll up your paper.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You just don't bank my cat.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Juliet told like I got told. I will never forget.
I got told off by my uncle for squealing on
my birthday because I got a sega, Like it was
all I wanted and I'm excited. I squealed, Oh it isn't.
Don't embarrass yourself. There's Alex k Alex No, you're nudis Mario,
which was Alex Kid was on.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
But what was the Alex Kidd theme song?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hey, he really responded to you, doesn't he? He really
responds to you?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Threw a carrot at my rescue cat.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Call the s p C A well And he's just
licking his carrot wound.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Oh, doesn't taste too bad and he'll go back. That'll
be that Alex had main thing. Jared's got it there.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, didn't didn't didn't And you can't throw a carrot
out the window.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Everything's happening here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Everyone.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
So I had rapped my cigar on my birthday and
I'm like like squeal worth like excitement at eight four
hour probably seven. Yeah, and my uncle was there for
my birthday dinner.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
This is Uncle Murray, Uncle Paul, Uncle Murray would never know.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Uncle Murray is still Port Fireworks.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Uncle Murray is my godfather, have my kindred souls. Uncle
Peter Murray makes the nice. Auntie Eve, who was married
to Uncle Murray makes the Custer Keller Keller custods.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm still yet to have one.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
And Uncle Paul was like, hey, keep it down like
on my birthday. My excitement.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He was never forgot it, a young flammboy and Vaughn Smith.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And then he never ever he lived his life as
a hitterro man.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
A true man, clashed your homo six years. Then he
did the farm that day.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
He quashed it right. He quashed it right then and there.
And wow, who was really hard? And I thank you
from the room, thank.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You, really heart felt confisient there.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
That's really good. Julia is missage again from Columbus, Ohio.
Shoutow Colombia, Ohio. Shout out to worn slow driving. I
love God you guys and the US. When I'm usually
going around seventy five to eighty miles per hour, which is.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Five eighty kilometers.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Worn, you sweet summer child and your little Jymney, you'd
be absolutely run over in the U. My god, I would,
I would now it'd be easy.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Now. My aunt told me to stop.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Cho spent out of small.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Traveling in America's fucking terrifying enough.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Everything is the size of a truck. Everyone has a
massive car.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It would be embarrassing it would be like a little
like like a matchbox car me and.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
These things just like, yeah, we were driving in a
big car and we like, by New Zealand standards, a
big car and it was still a small car by
American standards. What's the most exciting thing that happened to
you this year earlier? Yeah, this is Julia from Clamas, Ohio,
wrapping up my pharmacist residency in August. So after twentyish
years of just school and practicals, I'll finally have my
damned weekends back. Yees, Because when knew when we started
(14:24):
working together, You're you worked, you did marching all weekend,
You'd were all week you do gigs on the weekend,
you'd march all weekend. And we're like, you've got to
have a weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And I was like, no, I'm more gird. And then
I had to quit. I had to quit marching.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
You're right, weekend, Yeah, weekends, Yeah, you don't get them back,
wild things weekends for nothing, saying that people recording a
podcast on Friday when they probably should be just enjoying
their weekends.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I'm enjoying myself.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I'm having fun. I'm having fun, but I don't want
to I don't want to have too much fun. What's
the most juicy thing that happened to you this year?
Of all the tea? All of my tea is just
so sad lol. But I started kidder mean infusions?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Is this micro dosing?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
What kidder mean infusions place? I don't know if anybody
knows about kid.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Throw it into the room. Kidd mean infusion for acute
pain is generally used in combination with opioids that are
administered vera nurse controlled, a little of a little recreational.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I have a friend who will know who has stage
four cancer and he has done he's on medical cannabis,
but he's done LSD microdosing. He's done ecstasy microdos and he's.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Doing kidder mean micro dos pain relate.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You can get legal amounts or is he just like
a little bit here.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
The legality of how he's doing it.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
He goes into his like a vitz and he's like,
so I've got a horse and she is just in
a lot of pale around.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But apparently it's like amazing pain relief.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Okay, So here's the story I found on WebMD. Jeff Winigrad,
who lived with depression for twenty five years, saying, Kiddymine
treatment saved his life.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, put it for depression depression.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Every antidepression on the market, and the depression was just
constant and the Kiddine infusion. Yeah, so I guess it's
just like micro yah.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah. Yeah, that's fascinating.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That is fascinating.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What good luck to you, Julia, Julia, Yeah, Julia, Gulia.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Andrew thought of this is back on home Turf. Andrew
Thorley is from Rolliston and he wanted to a shout out,
can you please do Dungeons and Dragons podcast special with
Jared as the DM Despite her protest, I'm sure Haley
would get the road and if it was travel themed,
fletcherld aging, as the hell, we've.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Actually run out of podcast podcast megabytes.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
They have a limited amount of megaba.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Run out of podcast megabytes and then and then we're done.
Yeah wonder, Andrew, I would be down for that. And
as you're saying, Haley would love it a.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Lot that I once said to me that I would
like this.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
The game that I play with the comedians they do,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's like acting, isn't it role playing? Because you went
to the room early last night at the hotel. Haley
and I took the lift up to the hotel. Last
week we role played. Hailey was waiting in the lift
for me and I got my room care and I
went into the lift and I was like, oh, hello there, and.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I said, oh, hi nice, how are you?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Good?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I said that are you here for the conference too? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I am yeah yeah. Where are you from? Oh I'm
from Auklands usually, but I'm just down for the night
or so well.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And then I pushed our floor level nine and I said,
well what for for you goes?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh my god? Nine?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Was this somebody?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was really And then if we carried it on
all the way up the elevator or the hallway night.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
To each other as Flitch and Hailey, we well and Julia,
I hope.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You have a really good time.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Wow, you're right next door.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, we did a role play for no reason and
in this morning at four fifty or something.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yes, you are far too loud. You are the assholes
when you're having a hotel holiday. But it was fucking
stop laughing speaking the hallway. It's a quiet time.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I opened the door and say, oh it's you again.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Wow, we should stop mening.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Like this, and then it was the laugh and I
was like, shut the funk up. I was like, put
stuff and right to the conference.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It was role play.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It was so loud.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I love a role playing.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was totally going to say, last night, ten years
the room next to me going, oh my god, heard
people fucking in the hotel one day.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I think it might have just been allowed masturbator.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Was it allowed master batter or six? Literally the room
next to me, and it sounded like, because oh where
they God, where they just? Yeah? Were they just washing
a wank?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You girl?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I wasn't. Did you see that?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Really excitingly girl, it was just a girl uncle's excited
to go.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Thanks again for that.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Anonymous and Anonymous Nonymous.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
About what I think was a problem that you've got
with your own.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It is weird when you hear people in the hotel
room next to you having six. I don't think you
immediately imagine who they are, and then you see them.
Sometimes you're like not what I expected.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You're like, y, yeah, oh horny, horney hot horny.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
So you didn't they were having they were just watching.
Because I think maybe by the time this podcast, you
were hearing banging yeah, okay, okay, because I want to
do it one of our naughty little poles. How you
watch your porn phone, iPad, hit phones, tablet, laptop or TV.
And I was thinking maybe because they were in a
hotel and they had nothing to lose, they piped the
(20:36):
porn to the TV for the sound. If you heard
banging the mirroring, yes, mirror the screen, the screen. Andrew,
by the way, sorry for this, Andrew. You probably will
for the last time. Thing that happened to him this year.
He cooked the perfect steak. When you nail it, it's good.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well yeah, they were nailing it and Tod it's good.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, that's good.
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