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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!
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Police born in Hailey's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our big pot
is back Monday, July fifteen, and we're in the middle
of cocktail number We're just about to start Cocktail number four.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Fair it's a Cosmo six five.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Good patient from us so.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Far, well, this is how far we made it last time,
right at actual Christmas was teen episodes. Yeah, and at
that point I don't remember saying a single thing.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm here in present. I see you. You remember a
ring I'm remembering.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Which is great.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And now I believe the new cocktail that we have
in our hands is a Cosmo Polotan.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
It's beautiful, the origins of the Cosmo Sex and the
City del.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, that tastes exactly like.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
One Cranby a sugary run, beautiful lime.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
They have Toddy here are we.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's a notable Here we go history notable bartender gazz Reagan.
He's in the internationals that the internationally recognized version of
the cocktail was created by Toby and Melissa in nineteen
eighty nine.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
The her last name is Toby, and Melissa has Smith Roth.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
They created it at the ODI and a restaurant in Manhattan.
And this was only in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Long version of Sheryl Cook's creation. This is a more
everyday man.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, New York, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Six?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
And the city six in the end of the city
six and in and in the city.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
City at six and the city what's that.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
Six?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Around an HBO copyright? Yeah, yeah, because quite.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Often if you put it in, you get out around
the copy right.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The show six and the city characters in the city.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, it's very No, don't.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Know what should should like?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Get Yes, please, I haven't signedced you this whole time,
been hogging the.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I've been enjoying it. Actually quiet in the kitchen. Plase
your bloody make it a raucous in the k sake.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, Okay, stand on the drain cover because that thing's precarious.
It will hoop through to the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
If you keep talking, I won't say Zach's shout out
because it's actually for you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Wow, like a little bread crumb.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And the.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Producer because we we talked about the current New Zealand government.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
But we didn't ask the last question.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh yes, finished Zack off last time, finish him off?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And we did hands stuff and then we walked away
where okay, well he wanted us to talk about the government,
and then we told juicy story and then he says,
what do you We said, what do you need advice
on bitcoin? Is it worth trying to jump in?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Now?
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Beyond my.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Beyond my I would say, anyone in this room have bitcoin.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's got that's not real. It's not real.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You might as well have Schmitch boyin. And that's the
thing that's one birth.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Is actually worth.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
What you can't spend it. It's not real.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, let's go to Dana and Dylan says, we said,
what do you want to shout out? He said, thanks
for the always amazing podcast. I'd say some of the
monment great Jesus.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I mean, you're not going to have a great show
every day exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I always enjoyed listen to it at works and try
not to laugh out loud too much. Looked like a
complete maniac. Happy twenty years, Flitch and Vaughn.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I've been listening since you boys were on the other
station that we don't talk about. Hayley, I'm glad you're
a part of the crew too. Your human energy fits
so well, here's to another twenty years.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Would have left that out you, you know for.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
A sometime in a long time.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I have a gigantic mortgage to those, so.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's not real that, my love, But it's not real.
Actually pay it back. It's wild.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, I just I just see he said great every day.
I've looked on the Apple podcast reviews. Four point eight
out of five. That's not great every day, that's great.
Forty eight days out of fifty, right, ninety six percent.
I mean that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But do you think we could pinpoint pinpoint those two
days and like, who had you know and a half
years ago?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Like what was happening?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Has you rady gone down to and a half since
in the last two and half years?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
May because I think it used to be five?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Wow? Yeah, I brought it down here.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah, crazy, great show. I'm just trying to find the
ratings on Spotify. I don't know how to easily find these.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh, I'm just looking all the sugar off my gas.
I love.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I got to be really careful not to get contaminated
because you get giardia from Remen.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Mars is doing a ship.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Now I'm going to have to get the tissues or
the scoop ready because he does an afternoon ship at
about this time and human size dinky and it's human
size and wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, when Murray my
camp finishes this poo, I want you to all go
and look at how big it is.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I don't want to do, you know, I want to
look at it. I went to go. I came up
here and you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Were leaving, and I was using your house to like
as a base, and and you were going out, and
you said, by the way, if you need to use
the bathroom, because I'll hit you here to have a nap.
If you need to use the bathroom, don't be alarmed.
But it's currently clogged and we're and I was like,
that's all good, and he said, I'm just waiting for
Major Murray's ships to get a bit of moisture in them.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, because if I leave them in the cat they
get hard. Yeah, they get hard, and so I have
to wait for them to soften, get the.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Moisture in that.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And then I did. I needed to wear and I
flushed and it went away. But he was like, there
is a pool in the end. It's not mine. It's
the cat.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
They're gigantic human sized poos hard boot get stuck.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Long and to.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Kind of soften, so you have to kind of give
it an hour to kind of soak up the water
and soften.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Such a no, because I have to feed in.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Those fiber palettes because he can't otherwise he gives a
tight anus and he bleeds.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I found a one far review for our show.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Oh, okay, okay, please please do me, but keep to
your lane. Would be a bitter of the listen if
it wasn't for the blatant left wing political or buy
us from Vaughn oh and sent from David seem that
you are a mouthpiece for the lift Rache Jewel. Oh,
she listens on Apple podcasts.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I would love to know the exact thing you see
that got Rached Jewel.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Out of touch Aucklanders, Jennifer, I can have the voice disguised, please.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
I've listened since they joined City, and I've loved it.
All funny in the wrong right.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
But if near the highly.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Informed sent to return into Auckland.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Divas not reomen relatable and then repeatedly jokingly tell us
how relatable they are, and it makes me feel like
I'm mocking the list of for being poor flesh ss
for the only genuine one.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Sleach has fucking money, and Vorn and Hailey have mortgages
than are ginormous.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
They plymouth it's a small town. I know my roots.
I would do desile one school.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I don't have shoes.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
I've found a flee star review.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Oh okay you I love. These are so entertaining that
Vaorn says some really offensive.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Stuff, say something really offensive.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Fuck you.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
There's lots of nice ones, but of course are only human.
I love the show is listening to the podcast.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Not a great fan of ads.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And shorter but self forcing the show The day Show
on me, no offense of the day Show?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Who's it to Georgia doesn't have a Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
My goodness, great listen it? Okay hit me?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Great? Three stars, very fun and entertainer. When you have
a two stars.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Wenew what we needed to get the other two stars
of three stars? And then what can we do to
the two stars? Not bad? Three stars, good show. If
they leave the one sided politics out of it to
live live, just say some right wing shirt, We'll bring
them back on board.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
O doll bludges, bloody beautiful. Some checks for mammals. Finally
common sense on the issues.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Goslippy woman, oh ship, Oh my god, cheered you did
do it? That might have been flitted.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
One star.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Used to be my favorite, but it's become a cookie
cutter show and doesn't feel genuine anymore.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
How do you born faring to be the most shock?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I can't. I'm taking I'm the most relatable of that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Okay, great, you are so relatable for me.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
This is actually really great from a solid that's really good.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You know I hate criticism.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, like literally, there are like thousands of positive risks.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
When I read them.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
You had to go through like three pages to find
those reviews.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I've read them. I want pay anymore.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Where you going to deal with this cat poop?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I'll do vanilla things. I'll do vanilla things. Guys. I
saw it the other day.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I saw some socks because you know, I've been looking
for cruise socks and not ankle.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
I found a lovely cruise socket socks.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Your favorite socks? Where you got your latest and greatest sock?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And next I'm going to share my recipe for just
the greatest beef casserole.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Oh my god, I love beef casserole.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, the trick is the trick is and I'm laughing.
I'm laughing, laughing. It's and slow. I'll explain it.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
To you because the two words rhyme, don't they That's right,
low and low.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
And I can't wait for that recipe.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Next next on the show, though, the best hot water bottle.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
For period cramps. I've got to do the woman for
period cramps. I've just got the best hot water bottles
coming up next? What not a hot water bottle? It's
a wheaty.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
And I'm telling you about the dark the darndest my
kids did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh my god, you are the father of the show.
Because I'm the woman of the show. He's the dad
of the show. What are you flitch time?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I say the time and the song.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Timekeeper and the button pusher.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I don't keep a button pusher.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well that's much less less shop chocking.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Yeah, that's great. We'll do our bit.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
About our pussies. Wow, and he's a fear is brewing
and whatnot.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Gosh, we got sidetracked there, didn't we see? What's the
most sorry you were doing this one?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I will apologize. Although I feel like the left thing
to do. The left wing thing to do would be
let the woman have an equal voice, and I shan't
have it because I'm equaling out my politics.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Why don't we do this, I'll start talking, you interrupt me, and.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
And I won't start I won't even give it a
second thought to it.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, anyway, Sorry, we got distracted there from Dylan from Dunedin.
We asked, what's the most exciting thing that happened to
you this year?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Dylan?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
And he's.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Fifty Lego castle was just pretty. I love lego.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
He oh chance pulled up the lego.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Oh my d.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Dollars for that.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah, then we are carlin a castle as a place
where a king who rules's kingdom.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
No, I know that, and I've understood that.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, but I don't know if you quite grasp what
a castle you could have?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Six and then it's been six hundred dollars on like.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Clean up the clean up the shop, please clean up
the show. We're trying to be least and six is
very shocked.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, So I was just you can be finished my face.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
I appreciating I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Whoa are we having a moody woman over here or
what calm down, okay, and a woman's getting very angry.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm not getting angry saying this is why they shouldn't
be in the work. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And then I was just going to say that. Dylan said,
what do you need advice on? How do you adult?
And he said, I'm twenty nine and I still need
that advice?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Had an adult? Yeah, I don't think he was asking you,
as this is a man. He was probably turning to
another man.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, I could give it.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I think it's a little bit of a lefty overstep.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I think we've balanced it. I think it's perfect balance.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I think you've done perfect, You've done great podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We've done it, we've seen it, we've been done it.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
No, no, no, no, Well, unrelatable. You're making the listeners
feel poor again because.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh gosh, oh gosh, I didn't ask to go to
Queen Margaret.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Flech.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
This one up one of them, one of the things.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Relatable, relatable.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
We've seen you in the next one.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
We've seeing you in the next episode of the podcast.
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