Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Mid-Winter Christmas Cocktail Special - 7th July 2024

This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!

The Live Show will be back On-Air from the 15th of July!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleee and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Contown Special. The Big Pot
is back Monday, July fifteen. In the meantime, though, we
will continue to read your shout outs.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I am so impressed at the mouthful that you were
getting out.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
There is it goes bloody birthful.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You know what though, episode eleven and we've done so good.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Time we were we're blind. We also started later.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, so we just give Todd the hard word about
the paws on the cocktails as well, because yeah, because
normally heavy poorer.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh yeah yeah, heavy poor ambers.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
The first out of the blocks for the shoutouts from Auckland.
From Auckland, I'd like to shout out my baby boy
June and June.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now with this this is coming out the end of June.
This baby could be upon us. This baby could be
It would be a member of days or weeks on.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Was the baby born on your birthday? Because I like
all the attention.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Was the baby born on.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
My dad's birthday June twenty fourth or August my daughter's
birthday June fifteen, June twenty, June.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Twenty same as Morgan. Now free Morgan pen Yeah, June
twenty or Carween July birthday. Oh, that's too far away
from that would have been overdrew.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Baby, that's a ripe. Hey, that's baby the right baby.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Amber's greatest regretting in life because we asked people if
they need to get some their chests. The greatest regret
in life stealing mailboxes when drunk whole mailboxes.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
We have to do it On to my dad. He
built a concrete mailbox at their old house because someone what.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
You mean, do they just take it?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Which said the school kids used to walk down down
the street and he was like those fucking always it
was really Yeah, you'd smack him in, smack him with
bats and stuff, but occasionally you just steal the whole
letter box.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do you know what I grew up in, like quite
a small little township Astbourne.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, you wouldn't mean a specially the boxes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
And no, but there was one family that always had
creative you know mail boxes like a menion man at
a big well. This is pre minions, but this one
was a replica of the.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No of the lighthouse at the end of Eastbourne. It's
not Carstle points.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
The other one.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Anyway, it's a lighthouse.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
She had that shagpoint and one day, no it's not
one day someone went by and they bashed it up.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It was in the Eastbourne newspaper.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Who would do such a crime?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Lighthouse Pin Carrol actually courteous if I much recommends Pink
from the the furry across Today's Bay to Day's Bay
and then there's bike higher places and then you just
go down the coast.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Fletch im you because we stopped and came back, but
you can keep going.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
There's a two day.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Verge and you go all the way, don't you, well,
Pink Yeah, yes, yes, pinkarris.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
A bit of a dark history, doesn't don't know if
I can tell you. And it's not.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Funny at all. Someone was buried alive there. Yeah, goodness
before it has been made into a thing. Wow, just
before I was born, or maybe just after I was
my God, I was didn't find it and taking out
there and there they found them.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
But it was awful.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, to go back to the lighthouse thing, not to
skim over the that that poor person. But I know
who did it the Pink Carrol lighthouse.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah was it you? No?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, best friend Jess.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, none of my friends bring Jess into I can't
name shame. I can't.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
What have we disguised your voice so they didn't know
it was you?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, you can Jerry con censored? Censor beapery. How does
the sense of people? Can we try the seeds to
be Because this is a new thing, we're fiddling with
this podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
If I say the name then and it doesn't get censored,
I request an after censor.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Okay, because I know this, I'm going to say, Sultan
Vinegard chips you sense vinegar. Okay, Sultan Vinegard.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Can hold it down. It doesn't. It doesn't cut it
down the voice. It just goes over the top.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, I'm protecting that. Okay, but I'm not an accomplas.
But I do know who did that?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Wow, So they never It was in the local paper
but they never found out.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
But the youth knew.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah a bit.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
We told you.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Vorn wants concreted in someone's waterman.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
We don't about it at all.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
It does.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Rather you could say the name because it tries to
hang my mic.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
The person the person who broke the pin Carrow Lighthouse
mailbox was oh, when I I this was like early days,
and then I went to high school and I had
such a crush on him.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
He was a bad boy.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
He's a bad boy, bad boy, and I wrote all
over my desk I love.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And did like is he hot now? Like? Do you
still have a crush on him now?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
No, he's a total fucking loser.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Look at my face? Who would have thought that?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
He's a total I don't even know if he's on Facebook.
I don't even know where I would.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Find in prison? Do you reckon he's in prison? Has
it on a stint? He will have done a leg
a stunt. Yeah, it's all. There's always the cool people
that peaked in high school.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, God no, Jared. Look at that guy.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
He's out there hiking. He's a nature stallion. He's out
there trying to walk.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I reckon This profile here feels a bit more because
of all the boy race of cars, and but it's locked.
We're not together are because you can lock you you
can lock your see anything.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's very hard to stalk people now on Facebook with
locked profile. Yeah. Annoying anyway, interesting, interesting, interesting, Remember the
days you could search someone by phone numbers?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
You call them the good old days. I what about
just a general search with his name and the suburbs
that you grew up in.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Go.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, that guy's handsome and he's a structural engineer. That's
a oh my god curly here.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Maybe that's maybe that's why he's a structural engineer, because
the lighthouse letter box wasn't up to standard wanted, and
that's why he hit the tear, and his opus is
going to be rebuilding it.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Now, anyway, is Amber had her regretted stealing mailboxes?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Who been drunk?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
What's the most juicy thing that's happened to you this year?
My goodness, got to the er for having rough six.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
O Oh, do we get a tear? A tear in
the banjo string? No?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I think it's I'm heavily pregnant and apparently this rough
six damaged some of my tissue and it was blood.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
It looked like a murder.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
My are we dealing with a beg mega cock?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh my god, baby's okay? Vagina not so okay? My goodness,
I think we've got a bit. I think we've got
a yuey boom on our hands.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
We do know somebody whether YUEI boom and it's yeah,
it's something else. The scenes have been ready. Who's got
the UI B Mega coop? Yeah? Oh wow, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh the beach taking that one to the beach.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
What do you need advice on how I'm going to
push a wool and watermelon out the vagina?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Vagina sun roof, Yeah, take care of will come out
the top?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
And Alfred bighearted James, which is I believe he's rather eminent.
He's a gold star gay sun roof and it stars
never having hooked up, but could have been of vaginal birth. Yes,
Whereas he's planting latinam Elite President's club gay.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, card club. He's caught a club game?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What gay?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah? I thought he was he was. I was telling
us he was a plant little guy?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Is he out the vagina?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Where can we ask?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Where you are in the scale of homosecurity?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Even ever been with a woman?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
He said, I've touched one and a tungsten gay as
with somehow you came out your mum's bumhole, you know
when I was one again, somehow you came out your
dad's bumhole.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Because I can't explain the.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I don't even want to be in the vicinity near
this woman. He can carry me, he can carry me.
My gosh, Amber, I hope you're fair.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
By this stage the baby will be born let us know, Okay,
it'll be a vegeta bloody nightingw share shay.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
How would you say that name?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Or like sheer Butter? Yeah, sheer butter Hutchinson from Hamilton?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is she Marjarine?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Actually it's from the body shop.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yea, some mormite shout out out to the Hutcheson family
who were competing.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Not I don't know this is this is peanut but
a whiskey.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Can you explain Toddy on the mic what we're having.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
So it's closer to pretend I don't have bloody headphones.
Ubal peanut but a whiskey. Yeah, and that's basically all
I know.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Peanut but not this one.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
But you're a big fan of Is the sheep dog
or is that Haley you were sheep dog?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Was sheep with genital pro? Sheep dog? I'm yet to try.
But Arry Kington been are.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
And approach sheate doggy? It doesn't matter, don't be a
little anyway.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
But our friend that gifted the dust this bottle that
we had to do a shot first try, and then
next I'm going to make a jelly Donuts cocktail.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Guy, you've now you've got me.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
This whiskey doesn't even taste a whiskey.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
It tastes like.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Alcoholic peanut brittle, like peanut.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
This is better than the peanut whisky that we had.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
This is nicer screwball? Oh, smooth endorsement. Chuck a bit
of cream in there.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay you're about to with a cock tarlate. Oh yeah, okay,
I'm not a whiskey fan. Daddy likes does he?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Is that better than Fireball?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I wouldn't even put that's obviously my own legue, like, yeah,
fireballs trash, But I mean it's young, but it's cheap, right,
Whereas that's like a propper fence.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Very nice, mea that This is what I think about
the peanut But a whiskey over like a nice, classy
vanilla bean scoop, like an apaga shot, like a pudding with.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
A little shot of that.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Okay, I'm carrying a.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Lot for Jared to say, is that better than fireball?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
My god, he's as buzzy, He's absolutely in his.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
So Shase's shout out to the Hutchinson family, who are
completing their first year in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
We moved here from the US last winter. Oh hello, welcome.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
What's the most juicy? Then this happened to you this year? Okay,
tea time, the same way they moved from the US.
It doesn't say it just is the U s Okay time.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Time.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Back in university, there was a couple that my wife
then girlfriend and I knew who were constantly trying to
end our relationship, claiming it was in our best interest
of being like.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
He's not good for you, she's good for you?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
People do.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I hadn't put a because I know a male shape
and I know a female shop.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I know it male Margarine and a female shade.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh you shape, because Margarine, I think we know the
same Mudge.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I think we know.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I can't believe Margarine.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's not Minnie Auckland. Oh Marge, how is Marge? He's good?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
They're great.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, Okay, So I'm not getting involved in that silly
Margarine talk. Shaye, I couldn't find who she was, so
she said they were trying to enter relationship, claiming was
about our best interests. See, they said, we know we
had no long term staying power and we should just
hand it. They tried to get every person in our
social circle on this side as well.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
What what is wrong?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
They're just sad and jealous. We literally cut them out
of our social lives altogether.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Dad's safebooks civil After graduation, we both got married on
the same day, I hope coincidentally, who knows, and life
went on fast.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Forward to this year. Forward Kip for not boring us
with the.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Fighting when my wife half giddy informed me were getting
a divorce, but weren't telling anyone why.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yes, we love to see ouseholes unhappy.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do you remember that self rancious couple. We knew that
was always like you know, and the whole time they
were being cheated on.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, don't get me wrong, we aren't normally happy about
people's pain, especially the end of a ten year marriage.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
But to say we felt a little vindicated with being
in a statement.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
You on.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Time, What do you need advice? And we need some
Kiwi friends.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I have board games and coffee, I'm told a good
way to start a really happy and wholesome conversations. Ask
them about that amazing Australian dessert I have had called Pavlova.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh yeah, no, you don't want to agitate the Kiwi.
Don't want to go in and poke the king.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
The topics I could bring up to make friends three questions.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, no friends, wait for our friends.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Politics is always fun.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, you've already.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
It's also good to know where people stand on those
sorts of things before you get too deep into it.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay. Conversations to make friends in New Zealand TV shows
shows good ones you've watched lately.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Expect like people that have visited New Zealand and Australia,
and we've talked about this on the show, they find
it very hard to connect with Kiwis in Australians are
very like clique. Yes, like people said, they say this
all the time, people that visit New Zealand very clique.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Jared's actually from another country, Yes, Namibia by way of
South Africa. So you've you've had to make How did
you do it? You were young, when you were arriving,
your parents would have had this conundrum. Yeah, my parents
never really made friends.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, so don't make friends. Put that down on the list.
Don't don't do it.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
For example, Dad's best friend is from Namibia, who immigrated
a couple of years after we moved.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Here, right, But so find other people that have moved
here pretty much friends with them.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
A good one is, hey, do you like fijos?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeahs? And with fruit from your trees?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Fruit from the trees. If you've got the general stuff.
How about those mountains and Queenstown? Aren't they remarkable?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Didn't they aren't? The A B's in good form at
the moment. The Warriors, the Warriors, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It would be hard. How would you do it?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
And christ you? She said, what school did you go to?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
And then you'll tell them about the school you went to?
Overseas Aukland and Wellington. Got the traffic this morning?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Hasn't the weather been terrible?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
There are lots of clubs and stuff, because I have
friends that have moved for love and had to find
friends in new towns. And you go like, well, what
are your hobbies? What were you into in high school?
I might join a knitball team.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
You make friends. Sports always good? Are you into tennis?
Table tennis? They see they're going to the board games.
There's places where you can play board games and shops.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Like have lots of those games. Afternoons on this and stuff. Right, yeah,
well you love I think though they're in Hamilton. Oh okay,
yeah what a bugger?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, jar, I believe you've got some advice.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Maybe I hate to drag the nerdy side into it again,
but pretty much any hobby store in New Zealand, once
a week we'll have a board game night, or a
D and D night or a like. If you're a nerd,
it's quite easy. So just take along to one of those,
just start talking to people. I've made a few of
my good mates through, like a vagabond or a hobbymaster.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Just you'll go to a swing this club clubs. It sounds.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
If it's a NERD's. If you're a nerd, it's a
bit easier. Which was the antethesis of high school.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Great friends with other nerds. They were like the nerd bond.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah they were good, and then after high school you
just got to find the other ones, don't you follow
a hobby