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July 9, 2024 • 14 mins

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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police Born in Hailey's mid Winterday Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. The Big Pod
is back when we are back from holidays on Monday
July fifteen, in the midst of our cocktail, in the
mid in the this is in the minced and then

(00:32):
in the midst of our Yeah, and do you know
what this is episode fifteen? And think we have been
so professional keeping it together this you were the last
time so professional? This is fifteen.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Last time we got we were got so carried away
that we can't even listen to it back at some.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, it's so embarrassing. I mean we're not there yet,
but we could be. Okay, so fourt on whatever it is,
it is fourteen. Okay, you're ready, Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Go shout out. I'm seeing you, carrot. Let me just
finish this.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Can you voice disguise the carrot? Please? Do hear voices?
It's like eating your terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okave, what about it?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Chip, chip you've got?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh yeah, that was good.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
That was good. Yeah, Okay, have good stuff. Ship. We
need to get this for the show. Fuck, it's so good,
it's so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I recognize this name. She is a long.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Time listener of the show, Hailey Clarkston from Rolliston. She
would like to give a shout out to all the
women over thirty who are still playing Berkemongo.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh god, you're a man just.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Playing at less.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
You would like to make an announcement.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm not sure you're still playing the the Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
The other day, we went somewhere after work and I
came back to work and ars like, holy, just got
to kill a charizar.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It was a really good chariz Yeah, yeah, really good.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I walked back to work and he was playing Pokemon
Go at the desk, and so, yeah, he's still playing
Pokemon Go.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah. I haven't urged like every maybe six months to
just collect stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So I find that downloading Pokemon Go just kind of
nipset in the button. I don't spend any money.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Else cheap way to collect things.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah right, that's a good kund collection.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Maybe next time you're going to drop, you know, a
couple of hundred bucks on some shitty jacket, you could
just play Pokemon shitty.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Jacket chair cat and then they they are.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Not the guy, you know. I love the Big Blue Garden.
Lovely Jack put on the last six months. But it
hasn't any feel like a sack.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Literally. I bought a jacket cars Warner and Vaughn's. Warner's great.
My dad has Worner m Mum's water. You've got to
see dad in the garney. My dad's become quite a
slight man. As old age they melt they melt away.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
My signing is that for an old age he just
melt away.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I didn't get that. I'm gonna go the other way.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You reckon, you're going to be a.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
In the garney.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
He looks Craig in the garny. It's great in the garney.
Over sized girl, what brand is Gharney? Is it from Italy?
Or I thought it was House of Pegani. You were like,
Ghanna Ghannaghany.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I was like, surely not. The jacket looks great and
everybody's not.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is googled how much.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's probably the price of the whole Peghani store.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
One g is an entire Pegani store.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay, it really is big hearted. James over there did
have some mcguanie pants that everybody loved one summers. Yeah,
they were quite They weren't from They looked like forest
and they were quinite floppy and yeah, and everybody was like,

(04:33):
we can see your dick.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I've never seen.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's just a big bolge, wasn't it When when and
the PEGANI pants and everyone was like, James put it
away wearing them on the boat.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Todd has just asked James what he wore them to.
James and said, a boat party.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, gosh, we get close, don't we get to joined us?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
If you've just joined us.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
This is our podcast Confregations related your conversations between your
two games in Yeah Yeah, we love it. We're talking
to Hayley who said she's still playing Pokemon Go. What's
the most exciting thing that happened to you this year?
She said, I jokingly into the color and competition at
Easter thing. It was for kids only. Turns out there
was an adult section and I went won a bouncy

(05:26):
She went the hire of a bouncy castle.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I will say as an adult.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
They we had one of my stag Do I remember
that when we were all around it. You get sucked
up pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You get funked up.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
You get sucked up pretty bad because you're like jumping
around and you're like You'll jump and I'll flip you
over and then you're like, yeah, but you're and then
the blocks the air blows ere to you, and then
you'll make this another nine o K body slams the ribs.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
You think it would be soft and squishy as.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
What do you need to vice on? Hailey says, I'm
a writer. I enter competitions a lot and submit to journals.
But to SR part is creating a social media presence
and being known. So how do you become comfortable with
random people knowing so much about your life? Oh my god,
I would say, because they always write what you know,
but it doesn't mean it has to be exactly as
you know it.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Take liberty, yeah for sure, fabric write about what you
know about Yeah, crank it up.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Because you've talked about being a horny book clumb writer. Heaven' you.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, I want to become a writer.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Do I like to think by the time this podcast
goes out there might be a couple of chapters under
the belt?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay challenge exemple. Yeah, because I feel like I'm writing
the show about erotica, and I've listened and read so
much rotica that I was like, I know what I
like and don't like. I could start writing this an idea.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'll give you an idea from today.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Realize that what I'm going to do is take something.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Real that happened and then exaggerated and right right, you
exaggerated so and you would have heard us about this
on the Big Pod. But we came back from Wellington
and we were going through airport security. My god, Hallie's
bag got flagged by security. It got went into the
separate lane. The machine was like and then you went

(07:12):
in the lane and Haley's like, oh fuck, they've seen
my dial doo.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, I got my phone video.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I got my phone out as well, and I was
ready to zoom in on the screen.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I could see the you got the screen and Vaughn
was getting me from the sign and I was like,
this is perfect, but you couldn't really I could see
what he was looking at. It's like kind of it
was bulbous, but it didn't. In my head it was
going to be this hilarious twelve and.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Couple.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
They took up the whole suitcase. You couldn't even see it,
but he saw it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
She's a Petiti traveler. He looked at me and I
had a face on like you're about to open up
my carry on and have a look through, and it
was loosey goosey in there. I have a bag for it.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I was washed in.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Ready go right, And so I had a face of
being like, my dude, the moment you on this, I'm
gonna have to say there is a thing in there,
like there's a toy in there.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
But he didn't unzip the bag.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
He did look looks to the camel, but he looked
a little bit I saw me looked a little bit
like same. He knew what's in there, what's in there?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
What? Not horning, but kind of like knowingly like on
your way, like.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Something like, oh, you're fine, yeah, very quickly went from
and speacture of the spictures you're fine, on your way.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
And then so the three of us.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
All and he heard one night saying I couldn't get
it on camera, haha.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
She had totally already told the sort.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
We kept walking and then the guy came after us,
ran after us because we were like laughing about it.
He caught up to me and he's like, I saw
I saw it at least two he said, at least
two will I saw at least, but we don't embarrass
passengers in front of other people.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Amounted they were on the escalator above board and was
just purssing themselves. So funny.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, the start to this book.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
This is the start of the book. So so you
take what you know. So what you do is this
is the start of a love story. Like he's just
working in this job and.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm traveling and he's doing those must be your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
You're a successful woman with your boyfriends and your cheek
on back busy.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Written off love, you've written off because you're so so
he runs after this say, by the way, I knew
we were laughing at.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
And I did want to embarrass you.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, and ha ha haa catch eyes?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah you catch iyes you like and this he knows,
I'm kinky now you right, you listen to a lot
of these morning books. I feel like from this real
life situation can take that and elaborate.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm so sorry what kind of things you're doing with
that beast? And I say, what didn't you like to know?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I would, And I say, well, I don't know where
are you based And he says, while I'm based on one?
I said, oh my god, I'm a Wellington girl, even
though secretly I was born and the protagonist boys needs
and he's like, but you're going back home, and I said, well,
actually going to be here in a week. I'm coming
back down. And he said, well, don't forget your little friend.

(10:25):
When you return, maybe i'll see you again.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, he says, don't bring your friend next time.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
You won't need you.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
This rise fucking rich, nose, fucking fresh nose, fucking.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Heather the disguise and Jeremy the Voice.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
We're back, We're anyway, so missus and I know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Now, right, I mean, wow, I thought he was going
to and and then there's retelling of the talent.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I thought he was going to pull your pull you aside,
take you to the security room and isolate.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
That could be.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
But that's when it goes into like problematic territory. If
he's work reading some extremely problematic I recommended car In,
one of the worst books of all time in terms
of problematic, and she recommended one right back. No, no,
we can't have him doing it on the work time.
He's just he's gonna sort of see me.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
But then I was thinking, as well, maybe he works
for the mafia, and that's how they get through airport security.
Help us they Yeah, I know you've been loving but
if you're bisexual erotica, so he also fus dudes and
yeah he's a minotaur. Come on, I will save sick.

(12:28):
Does not hire minotaurs. You're making this a bit, can
you now?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
The erotic literature is turning into a sort of a
story of how minotaurs are being excluded from the employment.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yes, commentary and racism.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
It turns out like in America, those those politicians that
are against gay marriage and you know, legal it turns
out the ones that.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Fantastic Okay, okay, get now, we've got to finish.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
But.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I think we can get back. Hailey is like, how
do you be comfortable with people knowing about I reckon?
What do they call it when you write under a
false name?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Pseudonym? Ghost like basically like basically everything. JK. Rowling writes
from now on.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Kathy mccaface. I also, I will always remember when John Campbell,
beloved New Zealand broadcaster, when I was just getting into
being in the public eye, it said to me, keep
some things for yourself, and I remember being like, Yeah,
that's nice, like I love to share almost everything on
socials and radio and stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Why you don't like and go on Woman's Day because
I get that to myself.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Okay, then I wear Peghan. That's ok now.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Producer Jared has a question please.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I was just wondering why you never apply to people's messages.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
You keep something for yourself.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'm keeping the in mocks to myself because honestly, we
receive hundreds and I am too. I'm too busy. I
literally have like nine different jobs. But I'm trying to
get better. I'm trying to get better replying people. But
when I'm overwhelmed, I do a select or deletal and
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
What a cunt. I didn't ever reply to Calwen.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I feel bad she doesn't even reply to Colah.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I've been spoken to my family for like ten years. Yeah. Yeah,
I literally befriended Todd on Facebook like last week. Yeah,
don't take it personally.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
What a bitch
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