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July 12, 2024 • 16 mins

This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!
Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Places.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to a little bit of.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
My name.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
My name is Bridge.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Welcome to a little bit of Bob.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, let me break it can flitch.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Set Bobby?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Bobby doesn't your break and flitches Bobby? How did we
do it? Was that good Spanish? No?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
The Argentinian sleeping Argentinians like no.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, Hello, please buy, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Stop star.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special, our big pot
back your life third.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Please me mister Argentinian arg How do you say? I
know his name, but I'm giving you anonymous? Sorry? Yeah?
How do you say Merry Christmas? Police?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Police?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah? How do you say midwinter Christmas? He doesn't even
know the concept.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, it's just a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
It's like a jokey thing, midwinter in June. What would
you say midwinter Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
They don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sure, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Now we do have a new cocktail and we do
have only a few podcast shout outs. Lived Hotty has
made us I believe a hot Toddy. Well.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I thought it was appropriate because the last Cocktail podcast
that was when you Vaughn changed my name in the
group Chan.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
And I was just like, yeah, we did things.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
We all did things that night.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
The most.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
We also like Toddy is like serving us, but he's
drinking alongside.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, now you've made it so hot, Toddy, and I
believe there's star auses and.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Star Sorry sorry, what's the bass?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Jamerson?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah? What do you think, Haley?

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Not?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
If not a fan, I love because I love mulled wine.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Mild it's like a mulda.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't think it's fruity and sweet for this fairy.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't think it's this very puppy.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Fruit and sugar and.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Where.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
But we go out for cocktails, we'll always go spicy
or whiskey based, like round based.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's got to be.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's got to be. It's got to have a hard
but otherwise, look and it's gone to go.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
What's the pinkest, fluffiest, sweetest, passion fruitiest thing that you.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I've tried to keep a balance today, God.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Hot Toddy on the drinks today. You've done so well.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Thank you do well?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Now should we get some more? Six spis.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No one's asked me what twist.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Spanish come back.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Said all that time, you motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Mister.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
No one asked me why I was said, I want
to guess what.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
He loves the sixty Spanish.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
So you doubt there's a six Italian is on? Like Italians?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, I think Spanish right into the what's.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
The sixiest thing you could say to someone who you're
like trying to pick up?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Mute?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh horny, yeah he was before. You're like wide on
right now, right.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Shop, you are being naughty. Drink some water stream bottle.
That's so inappropriate. We have to maintain a professional work place.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, Also, I would like to say that flitch you've.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Been doing due lingo for two years? No Spanish? Do
you even five years? Come and shame on you, actually,
shame on you. Slip like he doesn't like.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Us, jewelingus like caption as jewelingus while you're down there.
Hit both holes, that's.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
What it is.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
And you have been Okay, wait.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Wait what what?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
What did what you said?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
What what you said to Haley?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know what he said. What did you say
to Haley before?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, just before that, she's really pretty and she wants
to have a drink with me.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh yeah, it's beautiful legs where it's like drink said something?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
I want to whisk your way and take your away
for a weekend of ultimate pleasure that you'll never forget.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because that's gonna and.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like that like that.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Can you say, I want to whisk your way.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
For a weekend of ultimate pleasure that you'll never forget?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And hot air ballooning?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's a dangerous would you have a week here? It
was on when it comes to just dangerous illnesses?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Can you please say, Julian, I want to whisk your
way for.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
A long and romantic weekend of ultimate pleasure that you'll
never forget.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's a girl in the house now.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Can we get an HR rolling on us? And we're
allowed to be this morning at work? James if it happens,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
What are you having?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
What's in that you've lived in?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Because you're just visiting back from Australia, but you've lived
in New Zealand. Who's hot Australians or New Zealanders.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
As Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Pour was way too long? Okay, I thought you were.
Now we kind of wish you were.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Now we're got a couple more shout outs, so one more.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think we're at the end, aren't we nearly? Nearly?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
What's the most exciting thing that happened to you this. Yeah,
this is anonymous. Another anonymous.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay, so I do apologize if you said these and
think can we give you a shout out?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
But you'll know deep down this is about you and
I became an I.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Will say we didn't have enough time to get to everybody.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
So if we didn't, we'll do another one.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I believe an episode when I said.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Suck it, you did at the end of At the
end of the year, you have to text us saying
I got sucked and I sucked it.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
We're going to have a box tacked the box.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I sacked it and now I want to be hurt
and now I want to be heart Stop silencing me.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I sucked it, so now I listen to me.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, all right, this is where they're nymous. Okay, what's
the juiciest thing that's happened to you this year? Okay,
I'm in my late thirties and I slept with a
girl for the first time.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Hot on now, big hearted James, who is a gold
star gay j know, before you arrived there was talk
of a platinum but then.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Out of the vagina, So you're yeah, I know you're.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right, platinum.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, you have touched a giant Gentina. You are a
gold star gay or platinum gay? Have you been with
a girl before?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Did you come at your mom?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah? Talking to with any.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Woman now if you wanted it was like, what do
you mean?

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Have you been?

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Like?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Will you be in a couple of hours?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
All right, Okay, I'm the girl life changing.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I wish I'd done it years ago, the sweet thod
this is all about experience. Problem is no one else knows.
I'm far too introbuted and nervous to tell anyone. So
feel like I have to live alone for the rest
of my life realizing don't announce that maybe I just

(09:20):
couldn't find mister right because he doesn't exist for me.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
What No, don't please take produce a can't one. I'm
going to pass my mic to her.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Fleet you give your mic to Haley.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Why can't I speak? Well?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Not because I don't know if my mich will reach
But you're not a woman. Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
But actually, as some of the woman experience.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Listen, listen, Haley, and I know that's what you need.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
You know, Yeah, you're just honestly, I still also like
the idea and I've never had.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
To come out to my parents before.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
But I think the whole idea of like sexuality is
so much more fluid now.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
You almost need to bother. Yeah, don't turn up a
Christmas girl. And I'm saying this is Stacy.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, and you better have a fucking present for Stacey,
because it's if you.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Don't, if you don't, barbecue kt is what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
More faith in your family that they will understand that,
like you just love who you love.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, good work, Yeah, yeah, yeah, lifety short. Life's too
short to live under that.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
We're literally if we hark back fourteen episodes ago, we
had some person who said that their biggest regret in
life was not telling their mum that they were gay
before she died.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Don't be that person. They're not going to judge you.
They love you for who you are. Who you love
is the least interesting thing about you.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
They just want to know you're happy. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
If that person makes you happy, it doesn't matter who
they are.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
No, And then.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
The head have you ever regretted? Have you ever met
anyone that regretted coming out to their family?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Never?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Never, in my life?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
And maybe the old person's parents didn't take it well
but they didn't it right because they didn't regret it from.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And you find a found family exactly. Yeah, this sounds
like a big gay gender. The show has always had
big gay agender. We love our good listeners.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Okay, well, I believe we've got another podcast special.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
To go from the chefters were going back around.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
You give yours back to Fletch and you take yours
back off carwhen I've.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Got too much?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Can say, what a pleasure that wasn't here? What a
pleasure was that you speak from the hut?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I know we don't out louder, we.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Don't we feel out harder?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
We love, we feel out? Can we just hear from
gay James about that? From the eight chatter?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Is that okay to say we feel out harder? Look
at sleep with the right intense?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, no real, no red and warning there. Yeah I will.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I will say.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
If your parents choose whatever preconceived notion they have over
their children that they should love without condition, fuck them.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, I was Gonnam.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Deserve more than that.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
The same Anison wishes to say.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
I almost sometimes I get sad that my parents have
gayer kids, because.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
My parents are so liberal and so left leading, and so.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
They would always lean into some gay case what have Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Now I've got a fiance and male fiance, and my
brother's got a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm always like they deserved the game.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I think my sisters new partner has Moldy Ant's history.
There was enough of a stretch for my parents.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
We don't.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
When they said to my grandmother, who's still live, God
bless her, she will have turned ninety by the time
this podcast comes out. Let's just watch the chat. Oh's
Moldy ancestry. Yeah, he's got the tattoos.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, and tongue.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
My granddad wearing a woman's a couple of generations. Yeah, yeah,
I was going to ask you tell me if I'm
in a propriate for asking it on Mike. When you
were growing up with not like, as you've said, white presenting, Yes,
did you talk a lot about it when you were
growing up this kid, No, I.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Leave the charge with my family and the conversation about
being Marty and my mum was like traumatized. And it
was because my nana was part of the generation that
was beaten for speaking too so beaten, so she only
spoke it who other Maldy.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
That she was around. Yeah, so her parents spoke at
around the white people. No, no, no, we don't speak
the language.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And she grew up up.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah and darga oh yeah, and they married a white
guy and it was sort of like all over from them,
and so didn't teach my mom.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah, it's crazy that like you know, there be because
it wrote with the left hand. They bon't they big
kids that speak and that.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
So she was.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
She had her own cane let's school the name on it.
Oh my god. One final piece of information for anonymous
before we.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Thought, way is that unexpensive to show those around you
did you care and appreciate them without being cheesy?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh my god? Lasagnia? What anal?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Lasagna and anal? Let's talk about those two vastly different things.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Fantastic conventions and.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
The Italians have been anal, yes, I'm not sure, romance anal, aqueducts, Yes, aqueducts,
the Greek and anal, the Greek anals canals.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
For so many.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I don't think you need to do anything expensive for
those around you. The show that you care for them.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
No, spend time with the yeah, be interested in what
they're interesting, because you're like, if someone is struggling, happy
to make the apologies.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
And it's gotta have carven and past, but mens and
can't based love.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Look, get the vegebles right the out of it, because
this person doesn't care about me.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Also, women are very good at affirmations like, oh no,
I don't have time to give people, but I will
text my female friends saying, hey, queen, I just want
to let you know I'm thinking of you and how
much I love that's about you.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's about you.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Have seen any of that to know you fucking hate that.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'll assume you've spoken to my doctor and you don't
my terminal diagnosis.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
And say are you dying?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
You're okay, come over.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Money should never have been an issue when you're looking
No money, yeah, words, time and love,
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