July 14, 2024 • 5 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley taught someone how to "Pop a Squat"!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashwood and Hayley's Little bit of Pod. Great things are brewing?
Is mcafe the perfect start to every day? Welcome to
a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, look, we did a sort of pre worn that
would be talking a bit about Europe in our Europe Summer.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
And here's another story.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because I was staying with my parents in Italy and
they invited me to go to a church fundraiser.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I went to so many churches while I was over there.
They're so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
They are beautiful. It's the only time I'll go in
a church.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I kept sharing pictures of friends and they're like, what
are you doing? And I was like, I'm just really
dipping into Catholicism.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Jesus Jesus in such a big way.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh my god, what a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Gets sick of you? After two where they just like
fucking lee, No.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
They cried where I left. They were sair. They loved me,
the best thing in their life.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And we went to a fundraiser in their village and
it's for these kids and their little local church. And
it's like leaky and shit right, and you go and
each year they have.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This it's called something defund it. It's like mushroom school
or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's weird and you go up and you give some
money and they give you like a weird meal and
free wine and.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You sit at these trestle tables. You have a party
and there's like musical stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
How are they making money out of that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Because the wine is dirt water? Oh boy boy, we
drank it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Me, my mom and dad were definitely the drunkest people
there at this school church fundraiser.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And the issue with it was there's no toilet up there.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh okay, And my mum had warned me, and I
was like, well, I'll never last, so I'll just find
there's no toilet.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
At a school.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, it wasn't the school, it was the church.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It was a little chapel, tiny little thing, an lean
to nothing. Well, I create, I leant and I made
it at the back. But it's surrounded by bush and
so I discovered this little ruins in the bush and
I was like Me and my dad went for a
walk and I was like this is perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was like, this is our toilet for the night.
He was like carpie. And then at some point my mother,
who was like you know, like she presents herself.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, she's a classy lady.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's a classy laders classy, well, classy pants needed a purse,
and I said to her, were drunk quite a lot
of wine. At this point, I said to her, I've
got just a spot for you. And she said, oh
my god, Hailey, she said, I can't do that. I
haven't popped a squad for over thirty years. And I
was like, oh, come on, she's classy, she's classy. But
she needed a wee and I'd pulled enough wine for her.
So I took her to our little peace station and then.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
In some ancient Roman ruins.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And ancient Roman ruins, and I sat. I went first,
and if you're if you're a vagina owner, this you
pulled down your whatever you're wearing, but you don't take
them off. You put them at the knees and you
kind of hook them away to make sure you don't
get wheeze on them you wear, and then you pull
them up. And so I did that, and then I
kind of went around and then I turned. I sort
(02:53):
of flicked back.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
She's gonna hate that I'm saying this. No one fucking
tell her, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I sort of flicked back, and I noticed that my
mom had taken her her whole kit off, like her
whole bottoms.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Off, and she had left them on the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
She had white linen shorts on, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And she had taken them off, and I saw them
in her hand, and I was like, why are you
taking your whole pants off?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I said, no, Mom, you just pull them down to
your knees.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
She said, but I don't want to get wheeze on
them because they're in it will show. As she said that,
she drops the white shorts in the mud and stands
on them on. Now, this would have happened had she
had them balancing around her knees like a normal pop squatter,
but she'd taken them off.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
She dropped them in the mud and stood on them,
and she was like, oh fuck, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Then she does her wheeze proud of earth thy years.
She puts them back on, and she's like, how bad
is it? She turns around, these white shorts look like
she has shat her entire pants, Like she should have
just personed on them.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It would have been so much better.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, Well, pass is transparent, of course.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And we were well hydrated because we were on the
cheap white holy wine. So then she's got this huge
brown smear. Now I'm drunk enough that I just take
off my shirt. So she's there in shitty pants and
I'm wearing a bra, and I get a botl of
water and I wipe her butt so to avoid looking
like she's pursed her south. She has now shd herself
(04:14):
and now her entire ass is wet because they had
to wit the whole thing to get all the shirt
off or the mud off of it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So it was a complete disaster.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So she went back to the fundraiser and just like
we soaked with, you've got the mud off.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I got most of it off until the next morning
in the clarity of day because it was nighttime as well.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah, when we.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Saw the shorts just like this brown sort of like
watered down stained entire ass.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So if you did a pop a squad, the way
you do it is you just squat out and you
pull it just your knees, hook it out of the way.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Much better than taking others.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Guys just have it's so great, don't they.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Oh, flop it out, flop it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You got an amazing video because up in this bush
there were glow worms, not glow worms with a little beach.
Fireflies and everywhere, and it was pitch black, and I
went out in the back and my dad needed to
wear as well, and I took a great video of
my dad pissing against a church surrounded by fireflies.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Really really class family stuff, really classy
Fleashwood and Hayley's Little bit of Pod. Great things are brewing?
Is mcafe the perfect start to every day? Welcome to
a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, look, we did a sort of pre worn that
would be talking a bit about Europe in our Europe Summer.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
And here's another story.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because I was staying with my parents in Italy and
they invited me to go to a church fundraiser.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I went to so many churches while I was over there.
They're so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
They are beautiful. It's the only time I'll go in
a church.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I kept sharing pictures of friends and they're like, what
are you doing? And I was like, I'm just really
dipping into Catholicism.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Jesus Jesus in such a big way.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh my god, what a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Gets sick of you? After two where they just like
fucking lee, No.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
They cried where I left. They were sair. They loved me,
the best thing in their life.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And we went to a fundraiser in their village and
it's for these kids and their little local church. And
it's like leaky and shit right, and you go and
each year they have.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This it's called something defund it. It's like mushroom school
or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's weird and you go up and you give some
money and they give you like a weird meal and
free wine and.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You sit at these trestle tables. You have a party
and there's like musical stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
How are they making money out of that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Because the wine is dirt water? Oh boy boy, we
drank it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Me, my mom and dad were definitely the drunkest people
there at this school church fundraiser.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And the issue with it was there's no toilet up there.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh okay, And my mum had warned me, and I
was like, well, I'll never last, so I'll just find
there's no toilet.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
At a school.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, it wasn't the school, it was the church.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It was a little chapel, tiny little thing, an lean
to nothing. Well, I create, I leant and I made
it at the back. But it's surrounded by bush and
so I discovered this little ruins in the bush and
I was like Me and my dad went for a
walk and I was like this is perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was like, this is our toilet for the night.
He was like carpie. And then at some point my mother,
who was like you know, like she presents herself.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, she's a classy lady.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's a classy laders classy, well, classy pants needed a purse,
and I said to her, were drunk quite a lot
of wine. At this point, I said to her, I've
got just a spot for you. And she said, oh
my god, Hailey, she said, I can't do that. I
haven't popped a squad for over thirty years. And I
was like, oh, come on, she's classy, she's classy. But
she needed a wee and I'd pulled enough wine for her.
So I took her to our little peace station and then.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
In some ancient Roman ruins.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And ancient Roman ruins, and I sat. I went first,
and if you're if you're a vagina owner, this you
pulled down your whatever you're wearing, but you don't take
them off. You put them at the knees and you
kind of hook them away to make sure you don't
get wheeze on them you wear, and then you pull
them up. And so I did that, and then I
kind of went around and then I turned. I sort
(02:53):
of flicked back.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
She's gonna hate that I'm saying this. No one fucking
tell her, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I sort of flicked back, and I noticed that my
mom had taken her her whole kit off, like her
whole bottoms.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Off, and she had left them on the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
She had white linen shorts on, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And she had taken them off, and I saw them
in her hand, and I was like, why are you
taking your whole pants off?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I said, no, Mom, you just pull them down to
your knees.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
She said, but I don't want to get wheeze on
them because they're in it will show. As she said that,
she drops the white shorts in the mud and stands
on them on. Now, this would have happened had she
had them balancing around her knees like a normal pop squatter,
but she'd taken them off.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
She dropped them in the mud and stood on them,
and she was like, oh fuck, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Then she does her wheeze proud of earth thy years.
She puts them back on, and she's like, how bad
is it? She turns around, these white shorts look like
she has shat her entire pants, Like she should have
just personed on them.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It would have been so much better.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, Well, pass is transparent, of course.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And we were well hydrated because we were on the
cheap white holy wine. So then she's got this huge
brown smear. Now I'm drunk enough that I just take
off my shirt. So she's there in shitty pants and
I'm wearing a bra, and I get a botl of
water and I wipe her butt so to avoid looking
like she's pursed her south. She has now shd herself
(04:14):
and now her entire ass is wet because they had
to wit the whole thing to get all the shirt
off or the mud off of it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So it was a complete disaster.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So she went back to the fundraiser and just like
we soaked with, you've got the mud off.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I got most of it off until the next morning
in the clarity of day because it was nighttime as well.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah, when we.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Saw the shorts just like this brown sort of like
watered down stained entire ass.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So if you did a pop a squad, the way
you do it is you just squat out and you
pull it just your knees, hook it out of the way.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Much better than taking others.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Guys just have it's so great, don't they.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Oh, flop it out, flop it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You got an amazing video because up in this bush
there were glow worms, not glow worms with a little beach.
Fireflies and everywhere, and it was pitch black, and I
went out in the back and my dad needed to
wear as well, and I took a great video of
my dad pissing against a church surrounded by fireflies.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Really really class family stuff, really classy
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