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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great Things are brewing at the Cafe, The perfect start
to every day. Good Morning, Heavy Friday. Welcome to the show,
Fledgehorn and Hailey. Two minutes past six. I didn't realize
it was Friday. You got a comedy show in christ
Church tonightight or tomorrow night? Tonight and tomorrow night? Okay, right, yes, Friday? Flashback?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh good? Who went last? Remember before the Yeah? So
we had two Friday We had three Fridays off because
we stopped midweek. Member. We just said, you know what,
we're out. Yeah, it's been a while. I think it's
you born. Yeah, I have a feeling it's you. Well,
we're gonna need a banger because it's a it's a
(00:46):
miserable weather. Yeah, across the country cold start again.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I also woke up at two thirty to watch a
house skit, you know, shipped in, oh you know, onto
a section and then my body just said, I sets it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You're was it by your house? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Like literally across the road and over like three yeah,
was it?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
They moved an old like villa.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Y two oh yeah, split in two, split down the middle,
not front and back a long ways.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, like the side, like if you were to cut
a banana in half, you'd run it from top to bottom,
not like across the hemisphere.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was done like down the middle. If you were
looking at the front down the middle.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Just mind blowing. They just cut a house in half
and moves so fascinating. I got all excited. How did
you know it was coming in at two thirty?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
They told you, I woke up from a fantastic train.
Don't go into the details, orange flashing lights, and I did,
And then I went from Weys and then there's a
but there's a window that looks out in from a
bathroom and I was like, well, these flashing lights and
I said, oh, because I actually looked at that section
and thought, I hope they put.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
A relocatable on there. You're a lake now. And if
Jarrett has confirmed it as your Friday flashback born, so
that'll be coming up at eight o'clock, plass and ate
a chance for you to that twenty five thousand dollars,
because despite yesterday being thirsty Thursday and giving you what
twelve chances, it didn't go. So another shot at eight
o'clock to win twenty five thousand dollars cash. The top
(02:13):
six is on the way. There has been an investigation
into air fair prices with Air New Zealand and some
locations have gone up three hundred percent. Yeah, and Consuming
New Zealand did that, and then in New zeal was
Consumer New Zealand story No, and then they've come out
over it and said no, no, no. I mean, like
(02:34):
I looked at going down. When did I google like
Monday or Tuesday to come down to christ Church with
me to go and see like to go and hang
out with Hailey for the weekend And it was shy
of nine. It was eight hundred and seventy.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And it was nine hundred and fifty dollars to come
down today.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's insane.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
And then I was looking at flights for Melbourne recently
and it was six hundred and something return.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah for a flight that's what like three times as
long's a grape. Well, I've got the top sex places
that in New Zealand haven't increased their price in fares
tool Okay, oh, excellent stuff. Okay, it's coming up in
the top Sex.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We've got top Sex. I've got the top ten. I
only cook off a show with the top ten okay,
the top ten pet owner X because there's been a
survey done about owners and behaviors.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We all dog owners like when they let dogs kidding me? Yeah? No,
cats way, cats are way worse. No, dogs are man here.
Dogs are man here. That's a fact. Stink, So they
can look outside. You have to show you my cat
shells itself. We'll give to these X next play and Haley,
(03:39):
we all own animals worn the most. I have dogs
and cats. Are ridiculous about cows and chickens, and cows
and chickens and goats and pigs and have goats? Do you?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You do have goats too? They were the O G No,
I know what was I thinking of deer? You don't know,
I don't. You don't only fencing for you don't have
deer wild buffalo. No, I don't have a crocodile.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Get a crock your puss anyway, and Flitch, you own
a cat and I own a care Yes, So we
all may be guilty of these pet owner X that
according to the survey of the worst put it down
to a top ten of the yuckiest X that people
are like, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yuck, what are you doing about pet owners. Okay, good,
I don't be I personally don't do any of these. Okay,
because I'm very fussy about animals. You might do some
of them. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Number ten posting too many pictures of your pet.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's an eck.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I don't post too many, but when I do, it
gets a great response. And I have in the past,
and you do this, I consider giving roll on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He's so cute. He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Major Murray's Instagram is quite quiet, I know, but have
you lost?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You lost? You got? I got bored of it. He's
got off grid. I did take some off yesterday. Been
cute sleeping on my bag because he loves sleeping on
my bag. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll post
that in the bag, school bag, stool bag. He's like,
don't leave me again. There's nothing to do when you
abandoned me. I'm going to couch up if you leave
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me again. That window, yeah, yeah, I'm going to throw
myself at it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Number nine taking their pit everywhere with yeah, their pets
on holiday. Okay. So when I was in you know what,
six or nine, when I was in.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Italy, Wow, first mention of Italy and it's only nine
minutes into the shop.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I went to a wine region. I went to the
Contrasho winery. It's a Unica, it's a beautiful. We went
on a wine tour right into this Unesco World Heritage winery.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Went down there.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
These people running late tuned up three dogs. Oh what
kind of three dog? A mixture like one was a spaniel,
one was a mutt, one was a you know, they were.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Cute, but on a winery tour. And at one point
we're in these like you know, my fur baby.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
One point it barked and I like echoed around the thing,
and I was like, shut up, this is a Unich world.
He try to learn about chum paint. So I hate
that as well. Number eight liting the bid sleep, litting
their pits, sleep and bit with them.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And absolutely not. But it's okay, Like when you've got
dogs and I love it. It's lovely, and then they
sleep between your legs and you can you're uncomfortable. No
room for him. I'll cling to the edge.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So he's come from no animals inside all, okay. Number
seven letting their pit like your face. No, yeah, I say,
I saw someone do it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yesterday and I was like, that dog definitely looks like
an ass looker. Yeah, he choose on his ass. Yeah
it's yeah, okay, I don't like And they eat the
grossest things and then your face or your food, and
the dog like kisses. I don't know if this is
on your list, but you know when that dog owners
sheer and ice cream? Okay, yeah, shut your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Number six stressingly pit in a costume. It's funny. It's funny.
I like the dogs with the carrying boxes. Yeah, stuff
makes them a lot like the humans. Number five little
near pit use a plate or bowl used by people. Now,
if we've finished our meal and we put it on
the floor and we're watching TV or something, Rollie might
come and look a play and we might turn a blind.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Ah might turn a blind. I brought up one of
my friend's mums would get ice cream and then eat
the ice cream. But you know how the best part
of the ice cream is the soup at the end. Yeah,
ice cream soup and she put it on the ground.
And the three cats. So these are the biggest X,
biggest X for pit from pit owners.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
So there's some crossover here because now we've got number
four living near pit, kissing their pit on the mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Now, if Rolly let me, I would He doesn't. He
just turns.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
He doesn't like being booked on the face. Sometimes I
like rub my nose on his head like I'm his mum.
Like that, Yeah, make him feel back at home. He's
the top three, back at home with his mum who
was ripped from as a kitten and putting a pleasant
bag and hung on a door.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, so like mother, It's how I rescued my cat
as well. No you did not.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It was for your joy, put ripped from its mother
and put in a cage for you.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Number three sharing a cup of tea with their pets.
This is from Britain, by the way, so I mess animals.
He the caffeine and coffee.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Coffee can be having a pippermint. Number two sharing a
bath with their pet.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What dog yuh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And number one is letting their pet eat off their fork,
like eat food off their fork.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And then you're like that is discussing this man. I don't.
I'm I'm happy to say I don't do a lot
of those post photos. And I'll give it a little bob.
I'll give a bob a.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Rough but that's it. No licking and the mouse stuff.
A dog kissed me on the mouth like two days ago,
and I was like, yuck, and I've probably I'm probably
got all sorts.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now you've been to Europe. Oh no, The Committeous Crazy
plays Fledgborn and Haley now listening, appearing in September slash October,
depending on what device you use, whether it's iOS or
(09:29):
Satisfy a Pro, TOWO and Troid or Satisfied Pro. I
think Satisfied Pro is a bit later in the year November.
The updated, Yeah, how do you how do you update that?
Plug it into your computer? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, you plug it in and it downloads everything it's
given you. And because you're all your data and you're like,
we're out that fast. The dual algorithm, the rythm.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah. Well, eight new emojis have been approved by the
Emoji Consortium Unicode. Yeah, they're the ones that are in
charge of this. I don't know how. I just love
the fact that there's something called the Emojium job there
and that they must just have a meeting and decide.
What do you think about the fried egg?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, you could have Crispia Edges. Yeah, more of an
Asian style Friday weed.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Some bacon, or the eight emojis that we can expect
at the end of the face with bags under the eyes.
Oh man, we are going to use that. It's quite good.
Oh we are going to use that. Quite good. I
think a lot of people will use that. The second
emogi that has been approved a fingerprint, Oh yeah, like,
oh my god, guys could pick me up from the
cop shop. Whoopsie doopsy. Yeah. A paint splatter, a purple
(10:40):
kind of like a cartoon, just pan of may bedrim purple. Yeah, well,
this would be great for you at purple paint splatter.
A root vegetable which looks like a beetroot. It's red
with green leaves. Is the fourth emoji to be some
kind of beat, doesn't it? A treeless sorry leafless tree
like a haunted scary It does look like a haunted
(11:00):
scary tree orces here yet we're also getting a harp
like you know, plays the harp. Everyone that plays the harp,
A shovel like just off to.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, hey needs you now, why what's happening shovel where
that you both went to murder?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Do the beach emoji? And then the shovel that you're
going to like a whole water beach. But that's just
a garden, not a beach spade. Yeah, it's a garden spade.
And the the eighth the emoji which has been approved
I don't think i'll ever use in my life, the
flag of Sark. So it's a flag of Sark. Sark
is a part of the Channel Islands and the English
(11:41):
Channel apparently because where is your friend, They've got a
flag and the other place has a flag Jersey and Islands,
but Sark didn't. Sark didn't, so now they get a flag.
So those of the eight new emojis that that we
can expect end of the year. Yeah. One it is weird,
(12:01):
have you you when you search emojis and there isn't
one that you think there'd be, You're like, why isn't
there one of this?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I know, what did I go looking for the other day?
I can't you know you always forget. Yeah, I went
looking for one the other day that I was like,
this is obviously an emoji.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You know how you tie and then you put in
the word. It's the same when you search a Jeff
and you're like, why isn't it one for this GIF
word you just write that down. Well, next time there
is one, because we make them. No, we can make one.
Oh yeah, and we could be the gift Jeff you beer.
I like when you were the only Jeff for that
What was that Netflix show The Fire Island and you are.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You were like that guy said to do anything for
the bottle of water or something. Yeah, Now can we
play It's just for an update.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
While we're on it, go open up a text open
up a text box and go to your frequently used Okay,
what are we? Where are we at? Mine's very telling
and I shan'n't show.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Mine's always on the side. Laughy cry for is number one?
My number one is the drip drips drip, the squirt wow,
and then the middle fingers now wow okay, and the
Irish flag does it go down across for the most
years it goes down, goes down down, it goes down. Yeah,
(13:17):
we'll drip the store double wow? What does that say
about you? And then laugh face and then sweety panting face.
She's been and your rip play fun hailly, silly, little silly.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little poo, silly,
little pottle, silly.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Sell a little pol How many how much sleep do
you normally get? The options less than four hours, five
to six hours, seven to six to seven hours, or
eight hours plus. Oh I had just check my sleep hap.
I had an eight hour twenty eight minutes last night
with us.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
This week, I've been reprioritizing the first two nights really good.
Bet at seven thirty, sleep by eight up at four
twenty lacket's going well for a big doobie.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, for a huge wake and bake.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
But yeah, last night I got excited about the house
moving in. So it's a work in progress. Sometimes I
can fluctuate and have like five hours.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's the best thing I know. You don't realize like
how much it helps. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Everyone was like, are you getting jet leg from coming
back from overseas? And I was like, and I think
I live in jet leg?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So the lowest answer was less than four hours. Three
percent of people responded with less than a con starling.
The second lowest was eight hours plus. Twenty one percent
of responders said I get eight hours plus lazy lazy.
Oh wait. The second lowest response, what you mean like that?
Was the next option we gave. I was like, we
(14:57):
go four hours and then eight. No, I'm going in,
I'm and working my way up, and then five to
six hours was our second most popular popular response. Twenty
three percent. Fifty three percent of people are going between
six and seven. That's pretty good for an adult. I
only need seven and a half. I think seven and
a half eight Can I need twenty just to be
(15:18):
up for four hours? And some people, you know, only
sleep five hours and they are fine, yeah, and then
some people, you know, they have to have twelve and
you're like, what, Yeah, they have to have twelve. Well,
I don't know they sleep, they need to have twelve.
Lazy Sarah said less than five hashtag fifteen month old triplets.
(15:43):
Ah My, I don't think you'll ever sleep again because
there's three children. One of them is always going to
be having a bad night, and then when they leave home,
you're going to have three children of exactly the same
age to worry about the entire time. Where if you
have triplets, is it like having three kids? Will it?
Will there be the metal child like you were, I
(16:04):
don't know, find the Iran can yeah, because you would
know which one was first right. Yeah. Also, you've only
got two boobs. The way you grow a third one,
I didn't. I did not know that you have triplets,
you grow a third octo. Mum must have one. Hell
of it. She's like a she lies down, she's like
a sow. Is there some kind of cheap TMU device
(16:24):
where you latch onto both breasts but then it feeds
surely pump. Yeah, three feeders kind of thing, like some
kind of dairy milking system, like that octo bong we
made that time. Yeah, that octo bong, except it was
a beer bong and you filled up this reservoir and
then it went down and it broke into four, and
(16:46):
then each one of those broke into two. It was
an engine feet of enginet was and then just fell
up the cafe and then everybody turned their handles at
once and just a lot. Should have won a science there.
I should have year where we were sixteen at the time.
Bong octo bongh recole like nicole, but with anole racole.
(17:10):
Very interesting. I answered this poll at ten thirty pm
and my alarm goes off at four am. Oh it's bad. Yeah,
I've been there a lot. Don't do that another morm
Gymi says, bordering on a six to seven broken hours
with a three month old could be worse. Absolutely could
be worth it three months or if you get six
to seven, that's not bad. Yeah, that's not too bad.
(17:31):
Just broken page said bro I could sleep fourteen hours.
I would sleep fourteen hours if I could. But the
capital is called at arms gets me out of bed
every morning, another day, another dollar. I almost poetic. I
couldn't sleep fourteen even when I go on holiday seven
eight max. I'm like, I just wake up. Sometimes I
can just sleep for like ten hours on now Wolf
(17:54):
and not unless it's assisted. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a
little bit of chemical assistance. Yeah yeah, did you say
that is a chemical One of those, one of those
beforehand will certainly assist there getting to sleep absolutely, Lisa
the guard from Grumpy Lisa, I'm happy if I get five.
(18:18):
That sounds, doesn't it. I can fall asleep, but I
can't stay asleep. Perks are working three till eleven pm.
Ship sleep habits, ship sleep habits. Before this job, four
a m was asleeping heavy hall pilot. So my sleep's
all ft up for my life now, okay, God shift workers,
we get up early, but at least it's regular.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If you were doing this one week and then overnight's
the next, and then the next and string that that
would be there'd be hard nurses just a little yeah,
just shippers. The people that are making up us gets overnight. Yeah,
they're paid accordingly. Everyone's enough people baking up. Tame back
(19:00):
of the claims of the piemakers. They know what they're doing.
Nurses and the biscuit makers and the nurses under appreciated.
Everybody working overnight, nurses, you were playing buy makers. Yeah, okay,
this is everyone. Everyone. I get at least nine and
(19:23):
a half and I'm still tired. Some people just need
it though. Some people just need to get it sometimes
to much. I think some some people sleep too much
and you get overtired. You're like usually six to seven hours.
But so go back to uni ole working full time
and trying to still have a light life outside of
it all. So now only four until I sort myself out,
(19:44):
says Ruby. Now, Ruby, I must say, you must simply
sort yourself out. That is burning candles at both ends
and with a wax mounted what's that thing you got
with all the tuegos shingles. You get shingles. It's almost
working hard, wasn't it talk about stress? My sleep is
limited because my husband snorls like a freaking grizzly beer.
(20:06):
Get a sleep, divorce, Yeah, get a sleep, Get separate
cone of air plugs. Now that doesn't stop at a
rumbles when it's that louder. It's right. Next year, get
a brown noise machine and sow a tennis ball into
the back of a sleeping shirt. People taping their mouth
shuts now.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Or they do, or they're using magnetic clips. Have you
seen those that kind of flee your nostrils apart.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That you could go full sea toot on ram a
couple of straws up there, So there's that little gear
doesn't get the flap. I don't know. I don't know
there's an adnoid in flat I don't know flaps down
at least ten hours place at the moment, but honestly,
could still go for more. I'm twenty three weeks pregnant,
and the sleepiness is real. Sleeping for two you are sleeping,
(20:51):
You're growing a human life done. It's a bank up
that sleep, because when you have that baby, you're about
to lose a whole six or seven at night time,
but often a cheeky one or two hour, which is
an included goddamn nappers, nappers of these people sleeping another
night and then having an afternoon nap, you are literally
that person.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't sleep another night. No I don't haven't been napping.
I'll tell you someone that sleeps enough hours at night
and still manages to squeeze in a nap. Your wife,
You bet she's only saying that because it's six thirty.
She's definitely still a sleep, let's say, for at least
an hour and a half.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Play play.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
There was a woman from Hamilton.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
She was visiting Auckland and she was at the mall, Yeah,
and she went into the Chemiste Warehouse and they were
looking at makeup. She was with her sixteen year old
daughter and her friend, her daughter's friend, and she was
aghast when she stumbled across a display showing what she
originally did believe were interesting shaped Korean face vibrators, but
(21:57):
what turned out to be just yeah, bog standards vibrators, right,
and they're.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
All the Chemis Warehouse sold these things last night on
Facebook or Instagram, something like targeted advertising for the Chimis Warehouse.
I always go and just scroll across. Yeah, so if
we've got a three pack of those tubes of baropera,
like you know, maybe it is the it is the
mighty ten mega of pharmacy, of pharmacy. So you go
(22:24):
in for one thing, you leave with a bag. I
don't want to do a Hayley and say when I
was in Italy and Spain, but I needed to go
to a pharmacy and then when you were down producers,
when you were overseas, but the pharmacies are like really tiny,
like like small town old but even in the big
cities like Madrid, they'd be tiny little stores and you're like,
(22:46):
you need a Chimus. Embarrassing for you know, Spain and Italy.
So that I saw these on the targeted advertising last night,
everything I did not know and I was like, oh,
that's interesting, but I wasn't appalled.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Well, it's it's worth noting that Chemist Warehouse isn't I'm
just I'm reading this off the hero. But Chemist where
House is not the only non specialized key we retailler
to sell sex toys. Life Pharmacy has a range of
vibrators Walworth stocks those Durex little play accessories like little things.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
This was a news story in Australia or here last year,
I think all the start of the year someone moaned
about seeing rings vibrating rings. Yeah, just said vape stores
have stuttered stock in them. Yes, more normal for a
bacon and egg flavored vape juice. I'm a graber dildo
while on the bacon flavored as well. Always always.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
So she goes into the store with her sixteen year
old daughter. She sees a sign, she thinks what it does,
and then she realizes what they're actually made of, and
she said, oh my god. Her daughter giggles, Yeah, because
her daughter, who's sixteen years old, knows exactly what they are.
One was named the French Tickler, says the mum, and
they had a bit of a laugh. She said she
was mortified, shocked, absolutely shocked is her quote, to see
something like this in the chemists warehouse, right next to
the lip gloss. She did say, I feel like she's
(23:57):
she's complained. She's complaining to the chemist were how she's
complained to the deal advertising Standards authority. She's also she's
also complaint because they've advertised that she's also complaining to
the Ministry for Children for Children to talk about social welfare.
(24:19):
Now her quote, and I'm not wanting to rip this
woman upon. I understand she said she's allowed to raise
her children however she wants to. But the reason she
was so aghast is because she said she doesn't want
she doesn't think that it's acceptable to normalize people using
things like this. That's where I'm like, why not, it's healthy.
It's just a different version of something that you're going
(24:40):
to do.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Anyway. Also, your daughter's sixteen. You think this is the
worst thing she's saying.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I know.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I give me your number, I'll text you all the
things I was doing at sixteen. You'll be You'll be aghast.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
You will have to write many a formal complaint, my dear.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Anyway, So she's gone through all these things because and
they are as most especially female focused fun toys are
brightly colored.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
And so she was like, you know, like children could
look at these and things. They're toys, but if you're
a child, you will not know what it is and
it will not infiltrate your brain. Do you think she's
embarrassed because she thought they were like face men such
she pocked and put it on her face, and that's
when he brought us out a gig language.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah we got because you know with six dot life,
I got sent so many toys, like so many from
Wild Secrets, and one of them was one of those
old school like wands with the big, big.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Ends that are really popular. Them into the wall.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Not my reception, but we like. I took it home
and I just used it on my shoulders, like that's right, feet.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Judy, is this thing?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I was like, if it's getting into my shoulder nots.
I don't know if it should be down there anyway.
I think with all the levels of complaints that this
woman has made, they've all been kind of dismissed because
Chimus House hasn't actually done anything wrong. They were in
their rights to do it. There was no signs saying
like sex toys, sex toys. If you knew what they were,
you were of an age that you would understand what
(26:09):
they were.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Do you think they just need to put them in
section with the Loube and the Connies and the no.
But they are they are?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
They said, they're not near the check out, They're not
near like the kids stuff. They are anyway, and also.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Maybe you need to put it next to something really unsexy,
like the kids wouldn't go near, like herod Bunyan kind
of devices, socks that encourage circulation, airplane socks, old people
like pill containers. Yeah, yeah, walking step walking and your
fluor orange vibrators play and Haley from the Panoramic z
(26:49):
M think tank, this is the top six in New
Zealand has been confronted by consuming New Zealand places have
seen a three hundred percent airfare increase.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
It is insane, Like it's disgusting, and it's been a
year roun because I've traveled a lot with my show
and whatnot. And yeah, for God's sake, it's so much
like five hundred.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Bucks a time. They don't want to go anywhere. Like
if you want to go somewhere for the weekend or
a concert or whatever, you have to book months out.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But even then, where are those old ninety nine dollars
flights of the eighty nine dollars flights one hundred and
fifteen they gone?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
They did have a conveniently have a sale that started
a couple of days ago when this news broke. Consumer
ends it great, but I mean they do have the
grabber seat and stuff. Stit totally.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
But when you as you say, when you go, you
need to be somewhere specifically shoot it stings.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
To consume in New Zealand compared to eleven in New
Zealand flights in twenty three and twenty twenty three and
twenty twenty four, and compared the same flights to costs
of flights between twenty nine ten and twenty twenty one.
All flights except one were more expensive, with flights rising
between thirty four and thirty four and two hundred and
ninety seven percent. It's outright, I don't never made a mistake.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
A return flight from Wellington to Hamilton for two adults
with no luggage book two days in advance would have
cost two hundred and eighty one dollars in twenty twenty one,
but it would now cost eleven hundred and eighteen dollars. Yep,
that's a two hundred and ninety seven percent increase. Oh yeah,
there's no like the pre pandemic. If you're like, maybe
I just go to crist Shits for the week in
a Wellington, you could probably do it if there was
not a bigger binter on. Yeah, a couple of hundi.
(28:30):
New Zealand missed that. Scott car said, it's disappointed to
see comparisons made that are quite misleading. If you take
twenty twenty one or in the middle of a pandemic,
we've closed international boarders. We're trying to reset our business.
We're trying to fill our empty flights. We're just trying
to get people traveling again. Fear point, fair point, fear
rebuttal point. Well, I've got he should have just taken
this some list because I've made a lesson that this
toffee once to come to crists. It's this weekend though.
(28:51):
Oh he's get stuffed. Stuff discount stuff discount seven hundred
top sex places at in New Zealand haven't increased price
and fears. Number six on the list. Swazi Land because
it changed its name in twenty eighteen. Yeah, but prices
haven't changed. Right, It's okay because they don't fly there.
(29:13):
What's what we what's to do in Swaziland? Go to
the Swazi factory. See how the the jackets made? Yeah, right,
do stuff. Oh, there's a lovely game sanctuary, a lot
of there's a lot of Wildlife ten. Yeah, yeah, number
five on the list of the top six places in
New zeal haven't increased our price in fears Ceylon silon.
(29:39):
It became Sri Lanka in nineteen eighty nine, but you
still say salon. It's soon. You're saying, it's like a
here salon.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yeah, salon, salon, like salons, salon, salon, like Celindion rammed.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Into one word, what if you watched the documentary? I
can't nohow wash as you cry. Yeah, I know I watched.
I watched it twice year. It's about it seizures and
like fully, oh yeah, and I can't. Yeah, I wasn't
in the mood for it. No sounds very said number
four on the list of the top six places in
New Zealand, it hasn't increased their price, And fears Abyssinia.
(30:14):
I mean it's been called Ethiopia for a long long time.
You could say, yeah, you know, it's still the same price.
I'm getting the feeling here. All the is that aren't
increasing in the places that don't exist. He's on the
last number three on the lesson the top six places
in New Zealand. Have it increased price of his Persia? Okay, right,
thinks about Persia, right to go to Persia. I'd love
(30:37):
to go to Persia. Persia very off to No. Two
on the list of the top sex places in New
Zealand haven't increased price and fair Yugoslavia. Yeah, okay again
think they go yeah right, well it doesn't exist. It's
hard together if it doesn't exist. The number one of
the lists of the top six places, they haven't increased
the era price and is the U S S R.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I mean you might hear the song and be like,
that'd be a great holiday destination. Let's look at Yeah,
now where is it I've wanted on a map anywhere?
New Zealand still have to increase their prices to fly there,
though it's a fact.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Sex plays fled Vorne and Haley Carwen Jones. You are.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Twenty Yes, it was literally my birthday sax seven six
sex twenty six years old.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okay, we wasn't too bad. And that means that you
left high school eight years ago? Yeah, is that right?
I think so something like that, and you've just been
en about a year of your account of for that.
That's right, Cab maths.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
And I wasn't smart maths thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Sure anyway, eight times seven, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Anyway, So you've just been invited to a school reunion. Yeah,
so my school is very small. So it was an
intermediate and a high school. And I would say that
there was probably like when it was.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
An intermediate in a high school. Usually it's a primary
school and an intermedia. Also, don't say I was top
of my class in mass or whatever you said, and
then say it was livered like twenty people there. Yeah, no, no,
not that. What was your school called?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
William Collinso college.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Sounds like one of those.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
It sounds like one of those colleges. It's in like
an office building in town. Yeah, those weird buildings day.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Not Steiner out the way GC. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
world school.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, what do you mean it's on court me place,
it's he was like a man, I don't know, you
get it right, Okay, okay, So there weren't.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
That many people. A big colonizer.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, he helped the treaty with White Hongey I think helped.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He helped it. Yeah, and guns are so good, a
good deal.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, the bugle will come out, put it through the
wash wash Anyways, quite a small school, So they don't
do reunions that often, right, I think that maybe there
was one while I was there, and then they haven't.
Really they do them every like I want to say ten.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Reunions are just like, we don't need reunions anymore. Yeah,
someone because you go back without a shirt, you don't.
You don't need it. The you've got we've all got
Facebook and ways to communicate. Now. Yeah, this is why
reunions were a thing, because you would never see people
(33:36):
unless they lived in your town. Are you still friends
with many of your friends from high school? Yeah? A couple. Yeah.
And have you discussed with them whether or not you
would go?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Actually no, because the thing is if I'm going home,
i'll see them anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, exactly, And if you see the people you want
to see, yeah, And.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Also i'd probably run into the ones that I don't
want to see anyways.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
The school version of population population No, you know what
the school? Yes, enrollment, no enrollment, school roll school you
roll roll enrollment numbers? How many? You know? If you're
going to go to New Zealand, you go to New Zealand. Population.
But if I'm gurgling William Colenso College, there's a wise
(34:18):
size students.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Students, I mean I would probably say it's like five
hundred or left.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
No, no, no, what's the words A word for it? Yeah,
like how many people go to people? Enrollment enrollment numbers,
enrollment numbers. I don't know, And I'm going to say
I think high school reunions are for people that peaked
at high school roles, Yes, for people who didn't peak
(34:44):
at high school, so you go back if you've peaked
post high school. Hopefully it's happening when you're peaking, you
see people that have passed their peak, and what do
you want to go out? Attendance, attendance, How often they go.
I've just got no interest in high school reunion. I've
never been to.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
But the thing because they don't do them that often.
It's like everyone, so like anyone can go. It's not
just my year group, it's like all of the years
you know they go to do like between the years of.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, nineteen we had a twenty year catch up, but
it was only people who were seventh form that year or.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Big school, because I also went to a small school,
and I think they did it in clusters, like three
to four year cluster.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You you'd go back to a high school. You know,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I went back to my high school maybe four years
after I left. When I was at drama school, No,
so it would have been like three or two years
after I left. And I gave a speech on following
your dreams three years and when.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You were a student.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Then after after drama did you walk past the kids
and you're like bummadur have you hear bummad? After that,
I gave a speech at their like Levers dinner, and
then I've never been I've never been back.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
You gave a speech at the Levers dinner to inspire
and I.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Told them I worked and I worked in theater, but
I also cleaned my dad's company's toilets, right, and that
was my inspiring speech.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And cleaning your dad's company so it paid more than
if tenfold.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, it's odd, And I also think you're too young.
It's not like you're in your fifties.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I was like, at what age you're supposed to go
back to these things like never? It doesn't seem like
it was that long ago. No, it wasn't really for you. No, No, No,
I don't think I think we could just give that
one a skip, as you say, go to go home
to talks, hang out with your friends that you actually
care about and who care about you, and need to go.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
To splash Planet for yeah, right, what if it's at
splash Planet with free drinks?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I might consider that then, yeah, splash Planet. Well, you
want to go to a school reunion and get in togs?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
To me, I even think about that, the job off
to a school reunion in my dogs, that's a terrible idea,
isn't it. Oh, it's the ring final rankings. We do
this every Friday. Today we've chosen wasats to stay warm.
(37:13):
We haven't done in the home because it's winter. You've
got your iron bar heater.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
That was always my heater of choice because I never
had a heat pump before. This is the first like
those those ones that are like, no, that's an oil column.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I've got one of those, but two of those great.
But you can't beat a lovely fire placing fire, crackling fire.
It only heats in the three foot radius. No it
doesn't it and it does one hundred and thirty square meetings.
Apparently pretty cold with one of those units that moves
(37:51):
the heat around the house. The minute you've got a door,
the fires, Oh, we don't go through there, like, yeah,
go through there. But if you've got a heat transfer,
you know, the fires Okay, but there's too much aim.
And I grew up with fires. I was always getting
in the wood. Yeah, getting in the world.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
The world.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It's been a whole week in summer, like chopping all
the water. Nice heat.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
It's so different too, because we've got a heat pump
now and a fireplace. Pause for applause, privilege. It must
be nice. It is, and we've been using the heat
pump because it's easier.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sure, but it's not as nice at all.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
And you wake up and you don't I hate I
don't sleep with it on. No, I don't sleep with
it on. You'll wither. Yeah, you do what my father,
and you wait till about five thirty in the afternoon.
You crank it on twenty eight degrees for an hour. Yeah,
and then you tune off and just hope that that's
kind leave it on. Yeah, right, and if you're opening
(38:46):
the doors and everything during the day, you turn it
off then, but you leave it on a moderate temperature.
Leave the heat pump on all day. Your power bell
is through the roof. Yeah, okay, way better than Oh yeah,
I love a hottie. Hoties are great, but then when
they go cold in the morning, your cold whip. It's
(39:06):
good to heat the beer just so you get in
it's not freezing. Yeah, and then you're fine.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Are we going to include things like robes and slippers.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, yeah, because I want to see those on before
I see any heat pump with a T shirt on
in winter? Do you know what I mean? Like to
jump jump? I want to see some socks on. Oh
I'm cold. All three women in my house, Oh I'm cold.
I'm like you're on beer feet. We do have a
suggestion from one of the producers who I believe, do
(39:34):
you have a free hour of power? Because some places
do this, don't they? Yeah, yeah, love an hour of power.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
So what we do is after cooking, well you just
turn it on and do all your days cooking in
the hour of power, and then afterwards crank it as
high as possible, then leave the door open.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Keep you're using the oven to heat. Yea, that's free.
It's free.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
And I run the dryer with the door open, like
the little wardrobe door open.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I have a small apartment, so I just run the
dry So how the hell have you jimmied your dry it?
But you're saying the door of the cupver that it's yeah,
it's in like a hallway cupboard. So I just opened
that up. It's a wet room. Yeah, very the ceilings
peeling off, oh darling, Okay, it keeps me warm. Yeah,
and it's free.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
I do know.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I do know some people that have done that, the
three hour of power and they just tune everything wrong. Okay,
I'm going to go. Number one is a fireplace. I
love it same.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
It's so toasty and romantic and just nice. It crackles
and beauty.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I'm going number two the oil heater, and three hottie dude,
this is he lives alone. I'm going to go, I
don't have a heat. I don't have a booty.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
A booty crawling up against someone's booty. That's nice, man,
when you're like, give me a bit of that caboose
and it's a hot rump and you hop onto it
and you're like and.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You leach the heat. Oh no, okay, I'm going number one,
number one, fireplace, Number two are booty. Number three a
cat cat too small. I was cold.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I was cold yesterday and I had my legs out
on the little chaise launch must be nice, pret dget
puls for a pause, and then Rollie hopped on me
with his hot little bot and it warmed me toed away.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
All of your warm point have got down points. Hodies
go cold. Fires are a plain in the aster run
and cats die and cats cats regal and then they die.
How do it? All of you?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
No, that's me fireplace booty cat.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
What's the downside to jumping up on a beautiful booty
because it could lead to something even more hotter and steamier. Yeah,
you got to get up and have a shower, and
then you're gonna get cold. You have a shower immediately afterwards. Yeah,
wash all that gross six juice off. If you have
in your marital bed in the middle of the night
or whatever, it's never seen in the middle of the
(41:52):
night schedule. Oh god, on the roster, it's the yeah,
oh forgot, I'm not marinating in that. Oh my god,
john't Maybe that's where you're riddled with ut eyes. Shower
got another yeast? In fiction? Yeah, no, I'm almost two
(42:16):
seasons without number three for me. Yeah, socks put them
on socks and beard, not in beard. You got cold
feet and bed get grow up, give me a circulations
got to be on the list. See can do? Is ready?
Go seeking? Do? Actually, I might say chase seeking dove
on for the year bed warmth. One is the heat pump.
(42:40):
It's number one of the shower after six. And you
like heat pumps. You're such a bore. You're so white
and boring you shower after six. Stop it. You're both boring.
Marinate the Queen of you t eyes over here to
Sayson the old dry starfish. You guys putting us established
(43:12):
that got caught on the rock when the tide went
out in the middle of summer. She's like, maybe maybe
a white pot of that. It's pretty everything's pretty drop,
thing's pretty normal. Play play Okay. I am so glad.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
I didn't realize what this was until I saw it,
and then I'm now so glad. We're talking about this
everywhere on TikTok and Instagram. People are like, it's like
running talk and you can follow people running everywhere. And
then slowly but surely everyone started wearing these little running vests,
these little like.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I guess you'd wear them for a marathon. Yes, so
that you can keep a couple of little drink bottles
and some gowl like your carb hits and your sugar
things and all that. I think more used by like
ultra marathon as all people that what are those when
they run the trails, When you know the people that
run the mountains, the trail run, trail run. More for
(44:12):
trail running, I think you need a few like little skogins.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, and if you're in your shorts and your little top,
there's nowhere really to like put it.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
So you vest, and now everywhere, whether.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
You're running an ultra trail run marathon or you're learning
to run a kilometer, you've got to have the vest.
You got to have the running vest. And everyone's been
sharing them online like this is what's in my vest.
It's my lip bum, here's my sunscreen, here's my little gel,
here's my blah.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
And then I felt the other day like I needed
to buy one of these running vests.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
The problem there is I don't run.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I can't even tell you the last time Vaughan you
run a bet, But yeah, you know, do you run long?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Do you run long enough that you need a vest. Well,
I know, most to the treadmill because that's where my
knees like to be. Even though when you did a
marathon or a half, there's no need for a vest,
and I never had a vest, but like the real
long runs, I had like one of those like belts
semi semi famous semianni because you needed because you hit
(45:14):
phones were plugged in and you needed to like put
your iPhone there probably yeah no, but.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
No, it was.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
It's plugged in because the cord. Other the way's the cool.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
A whole half marathon with a cord and there's a
little gel, there's a little jelly things. Yeah, but it
was small and yeah thing over it. You can't really
see it. Now it's like they must have item running.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Cannot be a runner, Well you can, but you can't
film it and put it on social media. You cannot
be a runner in this day and age, especially gin
Z without one of.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
These running vests.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I seriously was like, yeah, these look cool, man, and
the girls look cool, even though giving those like kind.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Of like wrap around yeah glasses and then the nineteen
ninety and stuff, Yeah yeah they're backing.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
How has this happened? Because we're talk talked about the
fishing vest, and that was more of like a hack.
That was a flying hack for like, we're a fishing
vest on a plane.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, and put all your but maybe fishing vest will
come back. I could see you doing a fishing vest,
Vaughn around the farm. Let we've talked about the fishing
vest because there was that thing about your ditch. You
carry on luggage and you just wear a fishing vest
and loaded up right, I reckon, I'm not a fishing
literally just said that. Literally just said that, Vorn. Good morning,
welcome to the well. I thought the producers. I was
(46:31):
googling what is I want to link to what you
guys are talking about, because I because anybody wearing you'd
wear a fishing vest as you carry on to put
all your stuff in it. Well, yeah, like tell me
more about that. You take all your stuff out of
you and you get rid of your carry on and
just wear a fishing vest with all the pockets, you.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Know, being a farm boy who like cuts. I'm sorry, no,
we will come back to this. I was going to
say that people will want to see content of you
like doing your farm in the fish in.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
The high producers. Gen Z Producers. Is this something that
you would be wearing. Yes, I'm not finding what I
would consider to be running vest. Okay, I good. It
will pop up just running. Are you been seeing them?
I've been seeing them every week. Yeah, I'm not a
(47:21):
runner barely wal I'm getting it's at the stage now
where you don't have to just then you're active. We're
wearing right, and you go out for a little Sunday
you put one on for a twelve thirty, check on
your grimmer slides, and get out of that in your pajamas.
If you're running vest, people are going to be thinking
you're a lunatic.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
That's good stuff. I just think it's so funny seeing
these young chicken babes running. Excuse me, that little apple
bird came up running five k with a vest.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
You'll be all right. You'll survive thirty minutes without access
to this for warm thought. Has it got a camel packet?
Speaker 3 (47:54):
It's a fashion, babe.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's fashion and function. You put your you put your
lip arm.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Also, I think it's kind of like the mentality, like
you chuck on your little wrap around sonny, you strap
yourself in an off.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
You go for a little three the bloody Coast to coast,
come on getting.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I would not survive the Coast to Coast, but I
could do a.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Three k trot with a little gelm.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
I know.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
But you don't need to have a gel three kilometers
into a run.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
You'll be all right. You've just left the house. That's
around the block. Yeah, I think you're just.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Being a bit pessimistic here. What if it gets you going.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
On a run which is the best but not puffy.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
It's like length, it's kind of like and then you
clip it like ha it's just motivating if you're not
showing anything.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
I'm just saying texts.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah's some block in the air and.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
She's carrying it. She's going around the block late, she
in three k's. It's ridiculous. It's fashion.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
It's also I think it's sizest on the breasticles because
of your big breasts. You're not shoving phones and sun
block and lip balm on your book, just.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Support though as well. You'd be running and the top
simply top over. Yeah, play Sims Fleble and Hailey.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
So the lovely Noah Kahn who sings this song.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Not around and looking at my father And there's pulling
in down Covid on the Plane, cod on the Plane.
I actually really like this song. Yeah, the whole album
actually is really nice, beautiful album.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
So he has shared a story of how he ended
up in hospital after eating sunflower seeds.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
To the hospital for too many fire seeds. It was
so brutal, and I was watching training and so I
was like, just eating some fire seeds. Better when I
go to the store and I ate two whole bags,
tried to take a screaming on the toilet. I drive
myself to the hospital and this old lady gave me
this oat milk stuff that I just show up my buttthole. Dude,
and I passed a while watching international friendly soccer game.
(50:17):
That is a wild a wild cliff twenty one second.
So much happened, so much happened.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I was like, oh, yeah, okay, so the seeds, you know,
too much whatever, And he's like to show it up
my buttle Wait wait, wait, why is it going up
your butthole?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
So two big bags of sunflower seeds? Who mess of
sunflower seeds clogged him up because what of these? In
my mind, he eats these two bags of seeds over
the course of training day, which is what a two
hour movie a great movie. Great may even be three hours.
It was longer, but then how I needn't know how
(50:51):
long after it kicked in. He also also do awesome
almost makes it feel like he's still watching the movie
when the sunflower logs starts like making its way through
a system. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Also the issue was that the sunflowers, you said, the
shell on them. Still, so there's like stuff that wasn't digestible.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
And they will roar the hust Wait two hours, two minutes,
I have sunflower seeds breakfast. Are there shells on them?
I thought there were two bags for them. No, it's
just a small amount. Yeah, stomach can probably take care
of like a fushive sunflower seeds.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Quite a few people commenting being like, yeah, man, they
stuff you up, And I was like, what anyway, very
dumb reason to end up in the hospital. And I
believe there are more dumb reasons why people ended up
in the hospital. And that's what I want to know
this morning.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Okay, what is the dumb reason you ended up in
the hospital? Yeah? Was it something you ate? Was it
a silly accident? Do you stick something yourself? And then like,
what are you because you have to go in and
see like the person at the disk in A and
A and be like I glued my hand to my face.
I glued my hand. People would do that. Super glue
(52:03):
is so sticky, so strong, so strong. Yeah, yeah, there
would be stories.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Like that for sure, really embarrassing stuff. Okay, that's what
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Give us a call. Oh eight hundred dars at Amazon
number you can text her in nine six nine, Sex,
What is the dumb reason you ended up in hospital?
Speaker 3 (52:20):
I want to know the dumb reason you ended up
in hospital because Nakhan singer of stick Season ate too
many seeds and it hurt.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
His apparently too many sunflower seeds. They'll clug you up
because the body can't digest like then yeah, bulk amounts. Yeah,
so that's something new that we've learned today. Amy, What
was the dumb reason you ended up in hospital? I
did a roly poly and put myself in.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Hospital when they're actually harder than they lot.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I tried to do one the other day and was like, ah,
I did one as an adult and ruined my neck.
You when were you doing a roly poly forward role? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (52:59):
It was and I was like five years old.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
So you think I would know how to do it
as a gymnastics kid.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Okay, and that put you see I thought you did
an adult.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
I sprained my neck almost broke it as a kid.
Oh my god, you got a tuck and roll. Tuck
and roll, amy, thank you, Lawrence. What was the dumb
reason you ended up in the hospital.
Speaker 5 (53:26):
I was getting ready for work and I was leaving
some night time stress. Yes, as I was getting ready
for work, the intrusive thought and sideways, and for.
Speaker 7 (53:42):
God's sake, Lawrence, why wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait
dancing around there, you've done really well, somewhat of a poet.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
So did the string snap?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (53:59):
No, no, no, the whole tree turned into a half tree.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Halfway up the tree, or broke off in the base.
There's no bone. No, you can't break.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Almost half way up the tree.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
At at you've got wedesday?
Speaker 5 (54:19):
Yes, switch.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Lawrence. Were you trying to release when you went into
the hospital. What did you say to them?
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Well, well, here's here's the thing. I had a half
an hour drive in and I was coming up with
all sorts of scenarios and I draw on one blank
and all I managed.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
That was uh, what you can say. Either you're going
to say slept in the shower. There was no involved. Lawrence, Man, Lawrence.
Keep sharing. So many wild stories coming in. We'll get
(54:56):
to those next.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
We want to know that some reason, you dumb dumb
idiots with rocks and your heads ended up in the
hospital because no, I can't eat some seeds.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
And ended up so many of the text messages started
with decided it would be a good idea, idea or
I decided it was a good idea. Yeaheah, great, so
many yeah, soon to learn it wasn't it. I decided
it was a good edit to chop some kindling with
a tomahawk axe. After a few wines, I sliced my
finger three quarters of the way through. That was dumb.
(55:27):
I decided it would be a great idea to jump
down a whole flight of steers. Landed on my head
and cracked my skull on a radiator and having it
ended up having to get my scalp stitched back on.
Stuck off. I can't stir it. I was getting ready
for bid and getting out of jeans. I got one
foot out and then when we could put them down,
(55:47):
and got caught in the crutch of the jeans. I
tripped and fell backwards, put my arm down to break
my four broke my arm, ended up in hospital. Didn't
do you know what? It would be fun being the
person at ACC that gets all the forms like why
did you get injured? Oh yeah, yes, take a photocopy,
and then when you leave at a tell all book. Yes,
called a Best Injuries anonymous A C C. Yeah, Oh
(56:12):
my god.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
My dumb husband went hunting with a moon boot on
and fell onto a deer's antler and it went through
his hand.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Who yeah, that sharp on the end, sharp on the end. Yeah.
They hired a blow up slide for my son's fifth birthday.
Once the kids left, we had to put dishwashing liquid
and a hose on it. So this is my son's
fifth birthday. Then they say my dad went down it. Yes,
is a granddad coming down the slide took me out
(56:41):
at the ankles. It would have been fun to see that,
because you know, the dad would have come down so
fast and the person probably flipped for it would have
been a good It was just a sprained ankle, So
I kept walking around, couldn't walk in the morning. Back
to the hospital. Three broken bones and a torn ligament,
full surgeries over two years because of that silliness. Oh
my god, I was pationally. I was impatiently trying to
(57:02):
separate a brick of frozen sausages. Delicious, pause for the listen.
It's so good. You've got to freeze them.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
They probably my last retunity. Otherwise you don't freeze in
hell like at least you've got a deal of like
eighty packs of sizzlers. Yeah, I've probably just been right
in the fridge forever. I think I think those would
last like a nuclear fallout, totally. We'll nose after the
Great War of twenty twenty four, I had win. Is
(57:33):
it this year? Yeah? I'm sorry. I shouldn't. I promise
I wouldn't. I'm a member of the Illuminati. You're a
member of the doomstate preppers. Yeah, I've been. This one
was impatiently trying to separate a brick of frozen sausages.
Had one of those super sharps. What's night stop stop
stop stop because it gets dumber. Okay. They were holding
the sizzlers in one hand and stabbing at it with
the other man. This is going straight through the cislings,
(57:58):
straight through my hand. And that's actually, that's actually how
Jesus got the scars. He was trying to separate some frozens.
They say he was now to a cross. They say
he was lost total sensation in one of my fingers. Now,
oh my god, Oh my god, there's another one. Trying
to separate two pieces of frozen fish. I thought it
was smart to use a bread knife facing downwards. I've
(58:19):
done this before.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
Two strong moil good broke the fish open, and it
broke the fish, and the knife continued to slice my
hand open.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Oh, don't put your hand under this. Oh okay, you
guys probably don't open a lot of sacks in your life.
A lot of sacks. I don't. Maybe a sack of onions, okay,
so a sec onions might have it. Have you ever
got where the sack is sewn shut and there's a
there's a yess sort of a little tab on the front,
(58:48):
and you grab that and you One of the life's
great satisfactory moments is like pig meal, chicken food or whatever.
When I'm opening the sacks, you get the tab in you.
That feels good, right, it's lovely. So I've always wanted
to see the machine that does it well. My partner
worked for an onion packhouse. He was three in the
industrial sewing machine that seals the sack shut and accidentally
(59:09):
set it off. So does hand together? Oh my god,
please tell me she got to go. Have had a
little play play Hey, you on the phone. Better can
guess your mom's name? That I can give your mom's name.
(59:31):
We have joining us to play Teagan. Good morning Teagan.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Now, Varner is going to ask you five questions about
your mom, and then it's gonna have fifteen seconds to
try and guess your name. If he can do that,
you want one hundred dollars maybe? Okay, it's pretty sweet out.
It's just having a mum. I tell you what, twenty
twenty four has been very successful. I don't think you've
got one wrong yet. I don't think we've had a
total miss. I missed some dads. Yeah, okay. Question one,
(01:00:00):
what are mum's siblings names?
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Joanna and Paul?
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Classics? We're in the ballpark already, Joe, Paul and I
can tell you now right now, right now, old mates. Mum. Yeah,
Chagan's mum. Her name is going to have an aana
you wreck Helen Okay, all from here on out only
(01:00:27):
excepting names with and know you shot yourself of the font.
My foot is unshot. My foot is firmly planted. You've
got well, he's got a psychic connection. We can't purpoo that.
So see I'm Sarah. Okay, Sarah, Yeah, no, that's too young.
It's I think it is. I'm going to put a
(01:00:49):
Catherine Okay, Kath, I can imagine Kath is what were
the brothers? And Joanna and Paul, Joe, Paul and Caath
beautiful and Drea Andrea is spot on. I'm saying it's
a heavy A family, Tanya. Unleast they were already too
heavy with the a's, weren't okay, Karen ah Man Dam
(01:01:16):
Okay again, I think too young for that.
Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
And ah Son Drasundra, No not just because of my
I beat you, I beat you one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
It's not a Sundra. I hope it's not an A.
But then there's Paul, So you wouldn't do that with PAULA.
What's what's mum's favorite band?
Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
What she loves Brook Fraser. We went and saw her lively.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Okay, all right, okay, we'll hit to some biblical names. Yeah,
maybe we do need a open up our Bible, a
show bible. God, it's been a while since we're from
the pages, isn't it. Actually I'm concerned now where is
(01:02:05):
the show's Bible?
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Sure that the show flaggers there?
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Now the Bible heavy on men? Well, that we need
a female name. Female were mothers and prostitutes? Eve Yep,
no a, So I'm not putting it on the list.
Oh my god, I feel like, what was Noah's wife's
going to be? Being like a messus Noah. The feminists
hated the Sharon Sharon Noah and Sharon's ark Sharon's.
Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Ark, It was really Sharon's ark. No built it for Sharon,
but then he had to use it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Who was who was maintaining the arc day to day?
Speaker 9 (01:02:41):
Sharon Sharon? Yeah, she may get alcoholme. Otherwise it was
just a big boat. It was a big Yeah, Sharon
made it a home Tracy is there ony.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
A Belinda's on the end? Next question his mum's dream man?
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Did she ever? Oh, he's a bit of a dish.
He's a bit of a ride like Jeremy Clarkson're gonna
say Jeremy Wells and I'm like Stephen Sharp is really
the mums love him? Yeah, she likes David.
Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Beckons face, but she was a shame of that his voice.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Ye, you're not exactly a voice over mother beg Donna
in what's just gobby mouth? So that's a dream face.
What kind of body is she into? Do you think
(01:03:38):
she's into like a real muscly dude or like a
bit of a podge uh.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
In between, like just kind of skimmy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
It sounds like she likes an athletic man. Yeah, like
if she's going David Beckham, yeah, Anna Anna, Okay, Joe Anna,
you're not gonna call a kid, Joe Anna. Anna's off
the list. And as mom's hobby, like what's her top
hobby or a few of her hobbies. She loves reading
and she's reading hobby. Do we count reading hobby? Okay,
(01:04:10):
it's not knitting because my brother had a baby, so
she's knitting. I'll put it. Put a genis on their
gene genie Jeanette. She's a nana now, so she's got
to have a name that also does well with nana,
Janana or nanny oh yep, yeah, or because I've got
the feelings she won't just be like Nana. My mom's
(01:04:31):
just Nana. She's not Nana Christine, She's just Nana.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
I feel like this one is a Nana insert name here,
Nana BIV. But it's also it's a in it. But
it's also going to be one that can be cutesied
up a little, like a little nickname based on the name.
I think Beev Beverly. No, because he's not this here
is ver Lay, So it could be stiff and he
(01:05:01):
there's an a in there, and it gotta be Nana
stiff but stiff. No, I'm not feeling that. Okay, have
you got enough? I've got one more question? More question
up your sleeve. Okay, how how old is mum?
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
She's fifty one this year?
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Fifty one?
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Okay, you've gone too old too, you have, You've gone
far too old worn.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
This is nearly your age. Oh my god, she is?
You called me middle aged earlier in the show. I'm
just kidding your back. I see, your mum would have
been she's what she fifty one? I'm forty two, so
she would have been like finishing high school just before
I started. And she's a nana and a bit more
Jesus Cross. I think Tigan's Teaga might be quite young.
Teagan feels young. Okay, I think a lot of your
(01:05:45):
names fit though. Yeah, my list. I'm happy with my
anything at fifty one. Imagine want to take some out
of anything I might put it. No, I already got
Emma on the list. We've got time to read them
all out. I don't think it matters. Yeah, all right,
I think you've shot yourself. But it's also Nana Sue. Okay, yeah, okay,
(01:06:07):
first and that well, you may have showed yourself in
the list only going as names with a's, but he
would go taking We're going to give one fifteen seconds
now to read out his list of names. If you
hear your mum's name, you'll out stop. That's my mum's name.
Your time starts now. Sarah, Catherine, Karen, Andrea, Tanya, Amanda, Sandra, Tracy,
(01:06:29):
Mary one.
Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Actually said that she said one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
It wasn't it's Sandra.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
No I did it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
I knew it could be Sandra. I thought he said, Assandra,
I beat you a one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
It's not a Sandra one hundred bucks. It's not a
Sandra one hundred bucks. It's not a Sandra. I need
the name being one name. Yeah, I know, because I
was paying money.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Stitched me out one.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Hundred dollars and then Hayley's gonna tap that up out
of her own person because her mum's name is not Sandra.
It's Sandra. Sandra. Wow. You got it though, and it
did have an a in. It has two ways, and
that means you're fired off. The bill is real while
you're on the phone. I have a guess in your
dad's name. One guess at the dad's name, Vaughan, So
(01:07:23):
Sandra and Steve Stevenson. That's so stupid, Andrew, Madra, Andrew,
Sandy and Andy and Nana Sandy works, Nana Sandy, granddad Andy.
Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Grandy, Andy, and Andy, Steve.
Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I've got a big Steve, Sandra and Steve, Sandra and Steve.
It could work, Sandra and John. It's got to be Andrew.
It feels so right, did feel right? And Andy, Sandy
and Andy forgot put on the boot, but got put
on the wrong. It's your it's your game, it's your guests.
Year will go. Andrew, I reckon you, Andrew Tagan, what's
(01:08:01):
your dad's name is Mike. So every appearance, every second
Pearance and Mike, and so it's Mike and Sondra.
Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Yeah, if my if my parents weren't going to be
Petsy and Craig, they were going to be Mike and Sondra.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Congratulations taking one hundred dollars as yours for winning. But
I can get your mom's name. Well done, and I
love you and plays Flitchborne and Hailey. Fact of the day,
day day day day. Yeah, do do do do do
(01:08:41):
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do dooo do no no. Yes,
that I promised you are cheese based effect of the
day for eating fact like world records. Yes, all right.
Then I started researching and I was like, this is
just far more interesting. Joe Chestnut, according to Major League
(01:09:02):
Eating dot Com, is the number one in the world
at eating. Okay, Joey Chesnut, you already hurt him. He's
the guy that always wins the hot dog eating competition.
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
And I'm looking at this list going through Americans fairly
well representatives. Yeah, Florida, Georgia, Las Vegas. But then number
four is James Webb from Sydney, Australia. Oh, thought that
was very interesting. A mayor ebin Haa from Japan. Isn't
a place eleven female? Now, it's not until you if
(01:09:32):
you were strolling on the list, who you get to
number twenty six? Eric Badlands Booker, that you would come
across someone that you're like that would be classes obese,
which is pretty crazy. You can get that far down
the list of the world's best competitive eaters who specialize
in eating as much as they can and the shorter
time as last. A lot of them are stick thin.
I don't know where they fit it well. Joey Chestnut's
forty years old and yeah, he just doesn't look like
(01:09:55):
a competitive eater. Do they train you only burn it off? Right?
He don't mean trained to eat that much food? Late
train you lift some weights after its Yeah, they might
be doing that. What's it called fasting? Then they eat
all day? Is this insane stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
You No, They're definitely trained to stretch the stomachs, but
that have to do exercise calorie he has. The reason
he's number one is he has so many records for eating. Okay,
I'm gonna go a few of them now, Okay, he
ate one hundred and forty one hard boiled eggs in
eight minutes. Jeez, that's a lot of protein. He ate
(01:10:37):
forty five pulled pork sandwiches and ten minutes. Oh my god,
forty five sandwiches. He ate fifty three soft beef tacos
the taco bell ones in ten minutes. He is the
world record holder in the men's division of seventy six
Nathan's famous hot dogs and buns in ten minutes. That's
the famous sex, right. He ate one hundred and three
(01:10:59):
crystal burgers your hamburgers from crystals and eight minutes. He
ate one hundred and eighty two chicken wings shirty minutes,
and you know American chicken wings, a big inflated pompa chicken. Yeah.
He ate thirteen point seven pounds of pork rib meat
and twelve minutes. Yeah ribs. Do you think he hit
(01:11:19):
the little dipping bowl to wash his fingers, aid about
his sticky fingers. I reckon, he just wighed space at
the end. Yeah, and ten minutes he ate twenty three
meat pies. Oh my god, this guy's cholesterol levels it
must be through the roof. It's never wracking. Fish tacos yeah,
thirty fish tacos in five minutes? What he ate one
(01:11:42):
hundred and eighteen jalapeno poppers and ten minutes saying that
you're saying that wrong Philipinos purpurs I bet app did
you le after that? God? He had one hundred and
twenty one twenties you know, twenties?
Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Yeah, I know they like, yeah, skinny fait pretty usually under.
Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
No, you'll think of something else, like these cream filled
like ultra process like yeah, spange logs. They are discussing
one hundred and twenty one of those and six minutes.
Oh yuck. Yeah, like a lot of daries have them. Yeah, yeah,
he ate eighteen and a half canteen sandwiches and ten
(01:12:26):
minutes or like, can't like this is normal? It's a
place in themselves? Is Yeah? He ate forty seven grilled
cheese sandwiches and ten minutes it's twenty sandwiches. He ate
twenty eight pounds? Now twenty eight pounds? Is can we
all please just get on a universal? America is literally
the only country's still doing min We still do babies
(01:12:47):
and pounds, which is so weird. Twelve point seven kilograms
of potein and ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Yeah, potin and so.
Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
He whole turkeys? How was he still alive?
Speaker 9 (01:13:02):
This man?
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
It's no good. Eh, it's not good, no good. He
he ate if we're talking, Oh, that's all right. He
ate four point two kilograms of turkey. So he just
got stuck into a turkey basically, yeah, and he ate
four point two kilograms of it in ten minutes. Okay, okay, yeah,
I've lost a bit of respect. I'm hungry, but also
(01:13:24):
discussed that I'm so hungry for person. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know. I just want one more because it's apple pie.
So it's a sweet one. These apple pie is weighed
one point three kilograms geesez and he ate four and
a half of them. Oh my god, my cool hobby man. Dude,
he ate ten cups of ramen noodles and one minu
(01:13:45):
at fifty. That's insane. That's the next level. Yeah, that's
in seventy. That's crazy. So today's back to the day
to finish off competitive eating. It nearly did this man
age of forty. We don't know how long he's gonna
be with us eating like that. I'll be long at
all the world's greatest eater is Joey Chestnut Fact of
(01:14:06):
the Day, Day day day day do do.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Play play?
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
There is a woman who started to use beastings as
a form of pain relief. Now this is not like
a new idea that you know. It's a bit of
an alternative.
Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Therapy therapy, I guess. But what for headaches or something
just for pain?
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
She had a writis and went on this sort of
thing of getting beast to singer and the venom is
supposed to help with pain and improve her mood, make
her feel happy and boost your sex life.
Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
How do you get the bees to sting you? You
can get that you get you like can find them
from a practitioner and put your hand in a job.
I've had the odd beasting. I remember one flew through
my bike helmet and stung my head and that was throbbing,
because like your head is just it's barb and skin
having the bottom of the foot that sucked. But you
(01:15:19):
were saying, she's become addicted.
Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
To this, so then like she well she claims it
helped her with her arthritis pain, but then she became
so addicted that she was like getting stung and stung
and stung and stung again and again and again, and
she was really into it.
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Now she can't stop. She's like, I love it more
and or more.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Now surely you can like because you get like allergic
reactions to bestings's allergic to them. Some people do, but
they react so the more. Surely you're just getting it
can't be gone.
Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Do you think your body builds up a tolerance? I reckon,
I reckon it would. There's no scientific research or background.
You just go out and things. Now, Yeah, do you
know Gwyneth Paltrow tried this therapy? She said she has
thousands of years old this called epitherapy. How inflammation and
scarring and whatnot. So does buy oil but she will
(01:16:05):
what do you get little tweezes and like she apparently
holds them with tweezes and were stung, just puts them
on them. Yeah yeah, but then die when they sting,
because yeah, but the barb's gone and they die. Yeah,
she's a murderer, can sting as many times as that likes? Yeah,
anyway to move on a wasp? Is that gateway? Is
that a gateway is like much different to the be
(01:16:28):
You want to move your way up to a hornet.
It's a weird addiction. You're it weird addiction. I don't
think I'm addicted to anything. I'm totally addicted to bass. Yeah,
that's you're addicted to prosecco.
Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I'm addicted to proscco. I'm also addicted to attention. Yes, yeah,
and but no, I don't have any like odd addiction.
But this is what I want to know if any
of our listeners do have a strange addiction like this. Now,
you know, we understand addiction is a complex it is
you know, so perhaps that's not the topic of conversation,
(01:17:05):
but you know, if you've got an odd addiction, like
those people that eat toilet paper, eat like handfuls and
handfuls of mints, you know, there's always somebody in a
group with raw mints.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Mints are okay, Pepper, We need to make our segment mental.
We may, we may, we may need to which but
people do get like hooked on eating like a certain thing,
or like they have like temporary addictions, like people who
are pregnant and they just like I cannot start. I
think that was what started.
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
That woman, the famous one who eats toilet paper, Well,
she was pregnant and she had a craving and try
it is it would.
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
It be an addiction of those people that eat onions
like apples?
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Yeah, And you're like, I can't addiction. That's an addiction.
Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
That's because that's someone said I'm totally addicted to vapes.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Yes, that's a it's actually a pretty big problem.
Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
I like having just come back from overseas seeing how
much how much we vape in New Zealand is insane.
Don't pick up a diary. We're going to be expert
on the line. Do we want to talk to us
about bees? Expert? Hello, Jeremy, be expert. Come in.
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
I just wanted to get some context for you guys
in regard we don't do Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
We don't do context. We don't do contexts on a Friday.
Contexts on a Friday, have some context. Money is the water.
I usually wait for a context, but on Friday, like
start in a context. We want to say what I
want to say with no context. Yeah, we just live
in the world with no context. Jeremy, Jeremy. It's hard
to fit context into a TikTok and Jeremy, but we'll
hear it. What's what's your context?
Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
Just think guys, we're talking about building up a tolerance
to beat things and things like them.
Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Yea, literally was absolutely no knowledge by the way we
just said it. We just see that.
Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Well, it's definitely it's not correct. So a lot of
bee keepers is not not all of them, but there
is a high percentage of bee keepers end up actually
kicking an allergic reaction after they've been stunt many times.
Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
I thought, when when Hailey said that, Jeremy, I thought
you should be saying that without pausing.
Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Said that you're likely to with nothing but a radio
degree behind them.
Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Wow, yeah, you know you learned something new every day
else I could you, Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
So this woman that quiet says of a Jeremy at
the moment, And Jeremy, because when the bees sleep and winter,
don't they No, they don't.
Speaker 9 (01:19:31):
Really Again we're just saying, we're just saying nothing, you know,
sign and these guys are sleeping.
Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
What a jerk, a Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
That's the true that bees have a life cycle of
fifty to sixty years each.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
About I can say what you want, Jeremy, it's my
radio station. Jeremy. What you thought you was COVID A myth?
Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
The illuminati that have.
Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
So getting back to this woman that's addicted to bees things,
she's just going to end up highly likely end up
being allergic to bees.
Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
So one day something that happens slowly over time, so
she'll find that the reactions get a little bit worse,
and then one day she'll go anaphylectic and that will
kill her.
Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Wow, are you if you had enough things to warrant
an EPI pin? Jeremy, where are you at on the
sting scale, I'd.
Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Probably only be sitting at about eighty eighty twoe hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
I think it's time to buy an EPI pin. It's
time to that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Yeah, realistically, everyone should carry an EPI pin, and.
Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Their every bee keeper or every radio announcer, every off, every.
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Time, Harry, every first day should carry an EPI pin.
I mean it's recommend to the reason you don't just
because they're so expected.
Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Then, Jeremy, I feel like it would be Friday, it's
five to six. I'm out of energy. Of guys, where's
the EpiPen? There have been some Monday mornings I've wished
the born awake into the world in the time.
Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Okay, everything in moderation, so you know, as long as
you're not doing it every Monday, then you'll be tweet
half an can.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
You do half any.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Could you share an EpiPen, We'll do it half each, Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Thank you, Jeremy. If it's a much needed context this morning,
very interesting, I ask one, is it? Is it true? No?
Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
I was going to say something so stupid. I respect
you and thank you for the context.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Thank you, context, Jeremy. We want to take some calls
now about the weird addictions, strange addictions. This woman that
is addicted to bees things. Is this something that you're
unusually addicted to? We don't want to hear about, not
the serious stuff like.
Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Oh yeah, I'm reading some of these. Now, give us
one to eg addicted to picking my face? Oh, you know,
just like picking a little bit, picking at the skin
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I get that.
Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
I get that with my gonna come off my fingernail,
start picking at.
Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
The Yeah, okay, eight one hundred dolls and give us
a call now, a text through nine six nine six.
Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
It's just strange addiction. How is that top text?
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I get it?
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Good morning, Hi? Now what are you weirdly addicted to? Oh?
I don't know if I.
Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Really like addicted to it.
Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
But I just I really like smelling my cats.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
I could get like the smell of your cat. I
love to smell smell of like a real loofy.
Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Cat, but not the smell as well, Like sometimes I'll
sniff the twitty toes that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Sounds like corn chaps most of the time, isn't it.
I smell rollies like neck and bed, but not the
toes and the breath. Oh no, it's pretty good, A
brief smell like jelly mate. Oh no, running dry house,
Your poor cats are like cant die. Yeah, ones going
(01:23:16):
through one's going from ones going through five cats a
year and he's still wow. Wow, our cats are still living,
still going hardly. And thank you for sharing that. Yeah,
how old. Maybe I'll give snuff, Yeah, give her a
snuff when you get home. Yeah, all your cats die.
What did you just say? What do you say that
(01:23:39):
to her? Nothing wrong with the biscuits. Keep it tis
coming in nine six nine sex dry House.
Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
We want to know your odd addiction. I currently wanted
to know your strange addictions, the things that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
You're just like. I can't get enough of that.
Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Splitting my split ins and my heir was the one
that made me go, yes, when you get a split in.
Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
In the ind Sorry, wow guy, sorry wow? Oh you
just relate to the two ball guys. Sorry, yeah, I
didn't mean to bring that up. Georgia. You'll know George's
and studio.
Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
When you get the end of your hair and it's
got a little why split, and you got that's not
good and you pull it apart.
Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
It's so true. For the price of one too thin.
Heres for the price of one thirck. Oh, it's so good.
That's weird. That's not good for the hair though, was it?
I don't know's off? Yeah, but splitting them is really good.
I like her. I like putting sanitizer and the cuts
on my hands. Oh yes, what the sting?
Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
I used to do that with k SMA and I
would put like salt and lemon juice on it and
be like, okay, well, I'm just revealing a bit too much.
Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
About my stuff. And that they used to purchase a
bevi In and face cream. Yeah, you can't have this
lady that got us onto this. She sells herself with
bees because she likes it. She this sperson used to
buy the bev In and face crim but did get
a little bit of to it because the sting is
really nice. Sting take like a tinkle. So they just
stop that. Stop that right now. I'm addicted to the suburb.
(01:25:06):
Am I the asshole? Yeah, it's it's just free judgment. Basically,
it's good. One night, I ate an entire bag of
pineapple lumps and baby peckles, not together, but like one
for one, one pineapple lump, baby pineapple lump bang anple yum.
I'm actually into the sweet and sour.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
And they said, now it's a problem. I just can't
have them both in the house or a polish off
boath baggs. Maybe you could go for actual pineapple squares,
not pineapple lumps, and then make it healthy. Just make
it healthy the sky you get a life actual pineapple,
a dull pineapple. But with that, maybe you got to
do this, make healthy. She's eatn pineapple ups and pickles,
(01:25:43):
man like do cheese and peckles.
Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
But I kind of get it, like the chocolately smoothie
pineapple sweetness and then the acidity of the pickle.
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
I'm gonna do it. I'm addicted to picking the calluses
on my hands, but I only get them from going
to the gym. So I need a gym three four
days a week to continue to pick. That's a happy
I didn't really want this body. I just love the
toiling my hair in one specific spot whenever I'm watching
TV or concentrating at work. My nan used to do that,
which is when we just got with her as a kidden.
(01:26:14):
When I had here, I'd do it too, because I
copied it. Yeah, and then you just set that with
us not and you just.
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Edited someone message saying I'm not gonna lie. IM addicted
to you guys ripping on fletche mas.
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Them laugh, nigging. Yeah, yeah, that's really it's quite mean.
Now this top tex sworn ever smelled the floss after flossom? No,
it's so good. That's all the grossest part of your mouth,
that's the yackbits. That's why we're floss. Somebody else's smelling
the back of earrings. No, the back of area yuck.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Everyone not everyone who has the e spis Nos.
Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Okay, you're all many, you're all mangas. We're not judging,
but we're you're a man. Let's have a good week.
Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poose.
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