Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd July 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The podcast network, the Fletsboorne and Haley Big Pod. Great
things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day.
Thank you brand. Wow, that is breaking news, it's not.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm on Joe Biden dot com and it's not even
been announced on there.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Wow. As Brent City, you're stepping down. Good. It's like
you know, when you need to tell one of your
parents they need to stop driving. Yes, I think it
might be time hoping you needed to stop running the country.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, come on, this is this is this is good,
this is good. You know, not that we like to
get political on this show, but I think we could.
We could openly say we're not on Trump's sign.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think I didn't even spoken for born there actually
ask Trump.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I assumed.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
The guns on his pound. Yeahs day prepping out for
the Civil war. Yeah, it's coming and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Wearing a bandage on your on your left ear.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah. Well solidarity solidarity Yeah no, obviously five on time
still hasn't been one. Is this week seven? Week six?
It feels like week seven seven? Yeah, Calhen's saying week seven,
twenty five thousand dollars. We've had some really close calls.
You've got to you've gotta be bang on five point

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zero zero seconds. Eight o'clock is your next chance to
win the cash with five on time. The top six
is soon. The top six signs the shark about your attack.
You is high on cocaine. Yeah, well they've found they've
found sharks off the coast of Brasil and they are
high on cocaine because you know, they chucked the drug
smugglers ditch it in the water. They ditch it in

(01:51):
the water. And then the shark like cocaine beer the movie. Yeah,
where the beer ate the cocaine the shark. The shark
is it's polluting the waters these drugs, right, just what wetails?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, they're already pretty scary. Rather than grinding their teeth. Yeah,
they're grinding their teeth so tight though they weren't bite.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, or if they've ground them down, they won't be
sharp any nice numbers, blunt smooth, blunt nubs. Yeah, gummy shark.
I've wet the tropic science. But the shark that's about
to take your high and cokain. Fantastic Olympics starting this weekend.
There's some scandal coming up. This is Olympic scandal already
this is shocking. We'll touch on that soon. But next

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on the show, the science behind post holiday blues. That's
we're a week after school today, and oh yeah, and
that's you with your poor attitude today.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I just walked in before and they said I think
I've got a bad attitude today. Real breath slipped in yep,
and then I rushed, oh, I've got a stinky attitude.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, maybe you've got post holiday blues.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I think I might.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Play and Haley, I'm reading this article about that post
holiday blues or Haley and Haley and I are suffering
here met k. But now halfway down on the right
hand side is a suggested must read with the title
I lost the six toy on the first date and
I couldn't believe where read that.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay, that sounds more interesting, right, I need to know
where did they lose the post holiday blues?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, all right, Unlesia Davis wrote this. Okay, Sunday mornings
that typically start with me lying on my back, legs
wide open with a finger on my backside, well specifically
not in a hospital bed with a finger belonging to
a mast, but after a first date fail, that's how
I was spinning at Sunday morning lineupside of it. It's
gone lost, but it's base lost. It's why it's got

(03:45):
a flid base base. Say I lost the car down
a could a sack. It's down there somewhere. Okay, yeah,
all you've got to tie a sort of a Okay, well,
my first date came back to my place afterwards.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
So the first date and we're going straight with the
thing in the good for you.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
She does only fans and this isn't her first time
with Oh right, okay, let's back out of that. Oh,
they've got an X ray there. It did go up,
but I mean not like enough that you go to
the hospital straight away. You probably give it a week.
I reckon good news sources. The post hole of their
blues are a real thing, and so and clinical psycho

(04:26):
today has broken it down. What causes these bad moods,
these glum feelings is here also at the end of
this article, a cure for Haley's bad mood today. It's
literally it is at the end. I've got the blues.
Start planning your next vacation, and then another doctor starts
talking about the best places to go. Italy is a
malfy coast, perfect getaway. I mean this is like in

(04:48):
the UK, so you can get on a flight for
like twenty quib Also, and our.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Next holiday isn't till the end of the year, and
we're just going to be cold over in Europe.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So it'll last film here summer here though.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
So if you travel and you're staying home on my
holiday break, what am I vorn?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
What do I look like? Vaughn Smith? Gosh, yeah, we're
staying home on that holiday too, that's right. So if
you experience a whole lot of new things, the old brain,
the old bloody upstairs and they're somewhere. There's rocks in mine, relate,
there's a lot of rocks, and there releases dopamine. We
all know dopamine. Oh yeah, after a little dopamine facts,

(05:30):
so your brain juices yet with dopamine, new experiences and
all this beautiful, all these beautiful things. You're saying, on
the beautiful people, beautiful. And then when you go back
to your ordinary life, of course you've experienced the heights. Yeah,
standard life not as heavy on the dopamine. So that's
one reason.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
So you're saying, now that we're back home, we need
to get some more dopamine.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
You need to get some more dope, which comes.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
In the form of lots of things exercise.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, bananas and next to a large body, or just
scrolling tech talk in.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
The scrolling tech took also drinkings in there six yal activities.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's a dopamine well, okay, So for the singletons who
have been on a group trip, there's an acute sense
of isolational loneliness as well as the lack of the dopamine.
I was just saying to you.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Guys this weekend, I was a little bit lonely. Yeah,
I went to christ It on my own, and in
some moments we lonely.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
You were on stage, people were laughing and they were coning,
and you were the main focus. But then as soon
as it was over, you're likely literally withered like a poppy.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
After it came off stage, especially on Saturday night, I
came out, No one waited, It's fine. I had to
pack out all my stuff and then like none of
my friend, my friend who was going to have drunks
of me, she bailed. And then so suddenly I was
set in a hotel lobby just having an expressive martini.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Only a coffee drink just before bed and I did it.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It was like and then they literally woke up at
three o'clock the next morning and that was it.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So Singleton's get home, they feel lonely. Couples who don't
live together back home but traveled together, they also get
the loneliness because they've been together so much. Yeah, right,
People who travel with their partners or live with people,
it feels like when they come back it's too much. Yeah,
they because they need a break. They've just like, you're

(07:18):
still here. I remember when we were in Italy together.
That was you're way more tolerable in Italy. I saw
some incredible fights with couples on There was a boat.
My friend and I were on a boat trip and
there was a couple having an argument and they were
sitting on either side of the boat, like and they
weren't making You've spent too much money to be fired.

(07:40):
I know.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, but it is high stress sometimes, you know, travel
everything like that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
You see it all the time. Couples fighter getting to
your destination, like the airport and where are the bags
and so what what's what's the answer? Then start playing
the next one? Okay, okay, even if it's a year away.
You've still got that to look forward.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
The moment you said that, I literally opened up the
enniw zeal And app the website.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I see where I'm going to go. Olympics kick
off this weekend. Yeah, in Paris. Already there's some.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Scandal plays Fledchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
The Olympic Games kicking off in four days, twenty three
hours and thirteen minutes exciting in Paris. We've sent our
correspondent James with Coney over to the games, will be
exclusively reporting for us.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah. We are put together a small coreha charity fundraiser
event to get him over there.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
To get him over there, I mean, apparently he's got
other jobs over there, but yeah, we do. We not
book the flights. That seems I think we're like tagging on.
Oh my god, we will court. We will claim it.
Jameson Coney man on the ground during the Olympic Games
for us and for you, the dear listener. Yes, already
there's been some scandal. I know.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm looking forward to the scandal out of the Olympic
village because that's the kind of scandals I like.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
The was it the last Olympics they were like, no sex. Yeah,
and then they make cardboard beds.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, ain't nothing going to break my stride.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
And there's always that stet of how many condoms they
they release? Have you seen the duvets? No at the Olympic,
what do you mean? Luca Giants, five time Olympian legend
and the white water kayaking yeps pronounced yeah, I believe.
So she put up a photo of her like Olympic
village room. Yeah, it was the cardboard bed base. Oh

(09:34):
it's blue, and I was like, love that dove. It's
a wild dovet. I don't even have this blue pang.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
It looks a little bit like a sunset. It looks
like a nineteen nineties yes, child.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Child's bed, farmer's douve Yeah, okay, yeah, terrible well, bad
news for Japan and their gymnastic team, which is a
great team.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Apparently their captain and their top female gymnast, Shoko Miyata.
She has been removed from the team due to allegations
that she had a darry Now she everyone in the
Japanese gymnast team. The female gymnast team is teenagers. She's
nineteen years old. The legal smoking age in Japan is twenty.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
But the legal smoking age in France is eighteen.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, dude, it's probably twelve going France.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Everybody smokes in Europe. It's outrageous.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
So she was missing from practice.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
The media was like, where is she?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
They said, due to some circumstances, she's not here. Then
they've announced that she's under investigation, and then they announced
that she has been removed.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
They apologize removing one of their top metal hopes.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, and captain over a serg and now they're just
going to be competing with in the female team, a
team of four instead of five.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Back in the good old days, you can have a
seg while you're doing gymnastic atty sure the All Blacks
at halftime, you just have a beer in a dorry.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Perfectly so, like so the men's Japanese gymnastics team, they're
the favorites to take home gold, right like the Japanese
teams take the gymnastics very seriously. And I've just removed
it for having a little dorry. And apparently she's absolutely devastated, obviously, But.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's she than? That was the dirry in Japan or
was it in France? When she was caught.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
They said it was in Monaco, right, so she wasn't
France on the way, just a little stop.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Holiday for a gambling a dorry.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, yeah, they're deeply sorry, but that's well.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Olympics kicking off this weekend. Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Good morning. A shark off the coast of Brazil. Uh,
hi on cocaine. That's it. Then we probably assumed that
he wasn't alone. So is this this is like the
movie Cocaine Beer where the beer gets into like some
drug dealer's coke. Yeah, is this a shark eating a
bale of coke in the water?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Deteen shark? No, sharks taken from coastal waters near Rear
desh Narrow had cocaine and their muscles and livers. Geez.
So it's cocaine pollution. Oh my god. So it's in
the water, yeah, wastewater supplies and just in the water
and just being Yeah, that is wine in the sea.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
So if you went swimming in the sea. But I
suppose we're not drinking the water.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, we're not like flushing it through our gills to
breathe or anything like that. We'll speak for yourself. I
spoke for the non guild humans, think you and I
shouldn't have spoken for the guild humans. Thank you well
the top six wanting to our guild. Good morning to
all of our guild listeners. How do they hear us? Well,
they've got oh they've still got they've got his anger.

(13:00):
In fact, you probably owe them an apology now for
assuming they don't have ears. Yeah, I like to apologize
now to our guild listeners. That heavy is well, now
you've exploded the girls guild listeners without ears. Maybe Chuck
Slippery signs the shark's about to attack you. That the
shark that's about to attack your high on cocaine. Number six,

(13:21):
he's not really that hungry. I'm going to give you
a little nibble. He gets up to He's like, not really,
that haven't number five on the list of the top
six size the shark that's about to attack your high cocaine.
He works in finance. Yeah they can afford it, yeah, yeah,

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the only ones left that can afford it.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
He's got a blue shirt on and a puff of
is yeah. Yeah, yeah, really it's.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Done, getting it done. Number four on the list of
the top six signs. The shark that's about to attack
your high cocaine. Sharks before they bite you, they tell
you about an idea for a business love instead of
on for a little while. But chatty, aren't they They
want to bring you in yeeah, yeah, do you want
to just yeah? And if you invest I might not

(14:08):
bite you. Do you like this idea? Is it's a
good idea? I Number three on the list of the
top six signs. The Sharkle's are about about to attack
yours high cocaine are They tell you how much cheaper
and better the cocaine was in the UK, where apparently
they lived for a few years. This stuff all right,
But when I was the real deal, when I was
in the UK, they'd bring it to your door. Number

(14:29):
two on the list of the top six signs. The
sharkle It's about to tack you as high on cocaine.
It thinks it's playing it really cool, but it's not
playing it cool at all. The outside viewer, it's a
jittery mess with big high eyebrows. You see the whole
whites of its eyes dilated pupils.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Me.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, no, I'm just chill man.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
No, I'm just from good Time and number one of
the lists of the top six signs the sharkle. It's
about attack us high and cocaine. It won't stop talking.
It isn't picking up on the fact that it's talking
stop and at a rapid pace, and everybody else is
just kind of listening.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
That'll be quite good, though, because you'd be able to get.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Away, because even when I bet you to still be
talking about to get an arm out of the mouth,
because the mouth's going up and down up. That is
today's up six.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Play Play Lotto didn't go this week, and I had
eight lines in it.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I just I didn't buy a ticket.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I just used my eight bonus lines from the West.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Okay, have you checked yours? Well, you didn't win it,
did Jack got a deal and you doubled down on
this deal last week. You said, make sure you've got
your ticket to me, and you said because I because
if we win efforts at the current amount a million dollars.
But you only got eight lines. I want twenty four lines. Yeah,
I got twenty four lines as well. I usually do

(15:52):
buy it, but.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
But when it was twenty when it was the one
before the Wednesday, I had two tickets and you guys
had one.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, she's got you there, I've got you there. I
had two tickets. You only need one line to win
born exactly, and in the end none of us won.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Why, Actually, I'm starting to think this gambling thing isn't great, guys.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I'm starting to think I've put more money into it
than I've got an out of it.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
So there's a teenager in the UK who he's nineteen
years old. He shared on Read It. There's like a
finance UK personal finance reddit postka looking for financial advice.
He's nineteen years old. He won the Set for Life lottery,
which is it drop feeds you feeds you drop drop
ships drop it drop ships you twenty New Zealand dollars

(16:46):
like twenty five thousand dollars a week.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Wow, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Twenty five thousand dollars a week New Zealand dollars, New
Zealand dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh my god. Nineteen years old. Was going to start UNI.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
In a couple of months. Yeah, doesn't know if they
should go. The question they were asking is like, what
do I do? How do I a nineteen year old
explain the fact that I suddenly have twenty five thousand
dollars a week, one hundred thousand a month for how long?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Sit for life? What? How is this lottery?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh my god, I know I'm thirty years sorry, so
thirty years. So till they're fifty thirty years they get
one hundred thousand dollars a month. Anyway, age nineteen now,
oh my god. If I think back to when I
was nineteen years old, oh my god, I wouldn't have know.
I was living at a home, right first, living at
a home, I have my first like proper job.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I was like flanning.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I was partying every single weekend Friday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday,
and sometimes Thursdays.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
What would you spend it on? I think, I honestly
think while I would have had a good blowout and
probably lived a high life, I would have got advice.
I would have your financial advice. I wouldn't have to
know why would you do that? On ridder that one
of the questions they're asking is like, do you tell someone?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
And if you don't tell someone, how do you explain
the fact that that you've you've now got this money
despite the fact that you you could nineteen and you don't.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Have a union to degrade. Yeah, you couldn't live like
someone that was in twenty five thousand dollars a week.
You just couldn't. You didn't be like I got a
great job, what is it? And the amount of people
try to rip you off and these friends, that's the main.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Thing that everyone on this post was saying, was like,
don't tell a soul, get some proper financial advice because
even and by no means am I saying that one
hundred thousand dollars a month is not a lot of money,
but it's the kind of money that you could get
to fifty and have nothing.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Do you know what I mean? Like if you just
got used to living the high life and spinding, you
just blew it on dumb cutlet Lamborghinis.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And you're nineteen, you're just so stupid, You've got no idea.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
What's a bit? Like you know, like footballers when they
leave high school, when they make a team in the
NFL or whatever, and they get all this money and
they just blow it, and you know, they get injured
like super rugby players closer to home NRL people and
then they five years and suff for a career and
injury and they've got nothing. Yeah, would you Most teams

(19:15):
have someone now for the young players, I think right,
or they recommend Yeah, talking to somebody, Flitch. You left
high school at fourteen. It was checked out.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Excuse me, you got kicked out as kept I just
skipped the last year because fifth sex and seventh no
seventh form. Would you if you had, say, you finished
high school? What win you be doun a shirt? And
then this happens to you. Are you studying? Are you
going and studying?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't know, because I've always seen you would work,
because otherwise.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You go crazy, especially at nineteen. Imagine I just won't work.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I know, but you probably go.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I mean, but it's hard for us because we kind
of went and studied like fun things.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, whereas like, but would I be like, I'm going
to go study an accounting degree? Yeah, exact, absolutely not. No,
you're totally you'd have to pivot. You could do business.
You could do business or something right, Yeah, business your money,
you're saying, I don't know, I'd never studied business. But
it looks a bit boring.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
It looks I would say nineteen nineteen through twenty were
my like wildest years.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
And then so if you'd had twenty five thousand dollars
a while nineteen through twenty is one year, how much
wildness did you squeeze that? When I remember.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Nineteen and when I was doing a lot, a lot
of if I had twenty five thousand dollars a week
burning a hole in my pocket, I don't think i'd
be here. No, I think I just would have. Yeah,
probably like disappeared on some like your criminal's yacht, do

(20:52):
you know what I mean? And then just never been
seen again.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Someone would be cashing in your twenty five thousand dollars
a week.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yes, somebody, my family will be seeing up, but they
won't have the daughter, so they'd be devastating.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Play Fledgedborne and Haley Hailey, silly little pottle.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Little silly Today's silly little pole? Is it okay to
shot up to work with wet hair?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
How did we get to it?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
As an online debate? Right? Somebody said it wasn't. Somebody
said it was the neverybody waited, well like it's unprofessional. Yeah,
you've taken just a problem, a little bit of time
just to pre.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's hard because like I will sometimes come to work
with wet hair, but my hair is so.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Thin it'll dry within like twenty minutes on.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Its own, whereas like girls are thick here, like it
takes out like sharda here must take so long to dry, right,
Like if I'll put a hair dryer on mine and
it'll be like thirty seconds, right, yeah, a while, like
what a red morale?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, let me just tied up, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well, you know it comes to work quite often where
the work Georgia Burke because your gym. Before the gym,
it's a sweaty yeah, sweaty bit and then she'll wash
the hair comes to she looks like a drund rate she.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Does, and it's actually incredibly unprofessional, and I have misrespect
for her when it's.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Weird, wildly unproficient. Well, sixty five percent of people said yes,
it's okay to turn out to work with win here,
but thirty five percent said no, it's unprofessional. Okay, that's
a lot of people. Um no, because it shows this organization,
says Lefena does it though, I mean I think about

(22:43):
like Georgia coming to work from the gym. It's like, well,
she just wants She actually got to the gym before work,
which is impressive. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
That's not just usually here by like eight yeah, eight,
I mean she could pop. We do have here drives
in some of our bathrooms in this building. Yeah, not
on level one, not that you're basics the ground one,
but the basement one, basement and upstairs.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Every now and then we have a meeting up stairs.
That's when we know it's serious. And I'll go to
the bathroom and I'm like, wow, how the other half listen?
The end of that's Mike Cosco, Mike Hoskin has to
get us, you know, spikes.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Just so, Alex says, as long as you aren't late
with wit here because that shows oh yeah, horrendous time management.
It's like when someone's late and they've got their coffee,
which is fine if it's a metcafe coffee. Yeah, but
you know, like you're late, but you've had the time
to go and get.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Coffee exactly, and you've got weird you do You're a
miss Yeah, You're you're absolute shambles.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Change is there's twenty twenty four people answered, Notice what
the f how does the water content of your hair
have anything to do with your capacity to do your job.
You have good good points. Distracting cats is tied up, Yes,
flappy flapping and slapping all over the place. No, she's
got a lot of hair. Also, it doesn't apply to
gyms where you get with it any way. Like a

(24:00):
swim instructor, imagine you were working at a swim school,
but they're like, if we could get that hair dry,
that'd be really great professional in that pool. Shannon, I'm
a here dress and so it would be a really
bad look.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
If I just came in with weird here and I
hadn't stole my own here, I would have thought he
dresses would get to work and then be like, I'll
do it at work. Everything's there.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
True.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
It's funny though, because I've got lots of friends that
are makeup artists and hear stylists and whatnot, and they
often won't wear makeup because they're like, I wasn't such
a rush. That's about your face, not mine.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, does it matter? You're like, true, Amelias, you can't
expect going to be on time and have dry hair.
That is asking a lot of a woman. Yeah, from
the rain, Yes, from the shower. No, says Lucy. Okay,
so yeah, no, Lucy, if you're that fastidious about being prepared,
get an umbrella. You know what I mean? This is true.
No mine, no, no mine. I don't know what you mine.

(24:52):
It's cringe, but it's not unprofessional, says le Lani Crush.
We're here. Better to be clean than dry. This is Alicia. Yeah, Alana.
Most people use cheap shampoo conditioner it's so fragrant or
they don't wash it out properly. This enhances the smell
of it and legit overwhelms me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Sometimes there is someone's shampoo you can absolutely like you
can smell the apples, prov also very strong and recognizable.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, charcoal hidden shoulders. Now, you're good.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It's all right, you're good, it's all right.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Just a's just Beard Washington. Yeah, obviously that would be
a waste of money and time if I try to
wash my bald head a little, anything other than a
face wash. That is three minutes away from seven. Your
chance at eight o'clock to win twenty five thousand dollars
of five on time and we'll have the latest and
news for you next with britann including President Joe Biden,

(25:52):
who has announced that he is stepping down at the
end of this term.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Emojis we tooked last week with some new emojis coming.
What was the weirdest one the.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Purple splatter purple blob which makes it look like the
egg plant with the purple splatter. Are we going to
be able to hold down on it and change to
a variety of colors splatters like we are with being
able to choose which emoji's skin tone? Unsure? Unsure about
that that would be nice.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
It was also tired guy, tired bags under the eyes guy.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
New fingerprint, eight new emojis. Those are coming optose September October,
depending on if you use like Samsung or iPhone.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
How embarrassing now so apparently forty percent of Americans moroccansn't
believe that a text is not complete feels naked if
it doesn't have an emoji in it, and that varies
from generation to generation. Seventy percent of gen Z believe that,
compared to forty six percent.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Of Gen X gen x's under under boomers boomers so
millennials gen X boomers going backwards so like people in
their like late forties fifties, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a
cusper cusp. I'm so sorry. So is that what the

(27:12):
seaword is?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
You're a customers Yeah so, I because I like emojis,
but I don't use them every time. Like if I
go and look back at the last messages, all of
these are like, you know, reply one to confirm your
appointment to get you you know, your bikini lines apped,
but some of them have come back anyway, that's a
side note.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
But if I go back to my last like chat chat,
who's there my brother? No, I barely using it. Yeah,
I don't, maybe a laughing face every now and then,
using the laughing face always always cry laughing.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm not super big on on emojis, and I'm like,
does that mean that I'm not cool? Because everyone thinks that,
especially the the ginza is who I'm constantly saying that
I don't I don't respect, but I want to like me.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I just want I just want you to think that.
I'm sure. Do you like Hailey? Do you like Hailey?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Do you think that I'm cool despite the fact that
I don't really had an emoji retext? Yeah? Absolutely, I
will say the cry laughing face is quite It's done.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, it's been.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Done for a while.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
For a while. Well, I don't care. I'll still use it.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, we'll use a skull emoji. That's kind of a
replacement in gen z Land skull.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I did, yeah, skull cross. But I'm from laughing.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
But I know I love you and you know you're
endearing with your.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
That's with the old stories. When you go see her
at the Rhyman, she's endearing.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's giving lots of love instead of loll you know.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I think it's an aging crisis.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Do you know? Yesterday I was trying it. I can't
call them that it's called an immigration policy. I can't
say we're in an Asian crisis, a children aging crisis.
Something you need be to say it over and over
again on the Asian population New Zealand, to go to
Triton hear it by audiology.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yesterday I was pregnicing what it would look like. I
I just got a small face lift.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Pulled it. That's the thing that always starts with the
small one, and it's probably about the third one that
I reckon. People start losing real I'd like to think
we will be your friends that tell you to stop.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You know, I did say that when I got botox,
tell me if it's a bit too much. And now
I've let it, got my friend's back. It's quite good.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Though. I never looked too much.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh, thank you, thank you. What about this if I
just pulled, if I was just grab from the eyebrothers,
pull back.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, too much, too much, too much, too much, too much?
You look how tiny? And she would look how wide
your mouth got. That's quite good. I've got quite a
small mount like that. Okay, don't do it. Twelve piles seven.
Next on the show, A Case of Mistaken Identity. Oh
my gosh. Now Vorn and I were we just celebrated

(30:00):
twenty year anniversary working together. You did this year, and
I would say in those twenty years, the amount of
times that people in public have mixed us up would
be just you'd lose endless.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
People to say get a Vorn, and I would just
feel like, yeah, well you get a like close enough,
You've sometimes sometimes I were like, it's Fletch for close,
you know, make it joke. It's been around nice, I
pull the fingers. You tell your mother Carl Fletchers is
get stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Wow. Yeah, I would say, even in the short amount
of time I've spent with you. I've been around when
people have called you the wrong whether you.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Were about to say you've confused us. No, No, you've
never done that.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I think you took me getting married for people to
finally stop asking whiz flitch yeah right, oh yeah, because
we had that Google sitch gay room for a while
in a long time. Worn yeah, and it would complete
the sentence when.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
They say they gave it to God.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
We maybe in your adult literature, in your fantasies. So
I would say, what making bottoms though, way, she's not
gonna work a couple of a couple of power bottoms
over here. Yeah, God, yeah, he knows. Selengo just smashing
butts together, and it's never going to last. It's never

(31:20):
going to last. You've got to get a top. You've
got to get there. That's why I'm here. That's why
it's all making sense how we work. I would say,
about two months ago, our friend of the show, Bighearted James,
and I we went to a sour Sunday morning cycle class,
a Sunday morning cycle class, and the lady taking the

(31:41):
class is very lovely. She's one of the instructors and
she called me, Vaughn. She she's got a big mistake.
Great work there, Vaughn. Our Saturday mornings very different. I'm
at church, of course, yeah, you're at church. And I
was trying to pray away the game, to pray the
galway but it's still here. Yeah. Yeah. But it was

(32:02):
like mid class and I wasn't going to be like, no,
it's my name's actually Flip, but yes, and James and
I just laughed and so that's funny. And then the
next time we went was a month ago when it
was my birthday and she h. James had told her
it was my birthday or just mentioned it, and it's Flitch's. Yes,

(32:23):
he said, it's Fletch's birthday. Still wasn't in the class.
She said, everybody, it's Vaughn's birthday, and so everybody sang
happy birthday too, born. Oh my god, it was. I
was just like, well, I can't say now that i'm
Flitch's it's gone. There was one lady that looked at

(32:44):
me and kind of was like, you're not born, not born,
but went along with that, and James and I were like,
well it's too late now.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Now, warn are you getting the fitness benefits any benefits
of all of these spin classes I'm going to, but
you're there every week.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Somebody did have a word to her in you yesterday.
She did say, I'm so sorry I thought you were Vorn.
It's so embarrassing. No, I'm so sorry. I should have
said something, but it was like middle of the class.
It was just awkward. And she said I did think
it was weird one day when in public, I yelled
at Vaughn and you ignored me, and I thought, what
a preck watching rude? But I was like, no, I

(33:20):
just wouldn't have heard you because my name's Flitched. That's yeah,
I was. I wasn't attuned to listening for a different name,
that's not. But she thought you were quite rude public.
Well their fingers. I always turned around when anyone ever
makes any noise because anything yelled one sounds like vaughn.
Ah four on a golf course was shocking when I

(33:43):
was growing up. Yeah, four, I'd be like, what it's
you yelled on? If you had a ball on a
that golf if you had a base and it's going
near some other players, you yell out four? What does
that mean? Watch out? Why? Because it's watch out there
is a ball coming for you. See heads up, that's

(34:05):
heads up for ball? Say that you? Why don't they
say ball instead of four? You? Thank you? They say?
Originally a scott Scottish interjection. The etymology of this word
is uncertain. Mentioned the term in an eighteen eighty one
British golf museum indicates the term was in use at

(34:26):
least as early as this period. The possible origin of
the word as the term forecaddy a caddy waiting down
the range from the golfer to with the ball lands.
These caddies were often warned about incoming ball golf balls
by the shout of the term forecaddy, which was just
shooting shortened to four because four caddies too many syllables, right, okay, Yeah,
I can't believe you've never heard that before. Never never

(34:48):
heard four even in court, not really never.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm an alternative girl.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I hang out in the fringes of society, you know me.
See you really getting into golf though? Little? Yeah, I
could the fashion, the shorts. I do a scort. Do
you do a score? I do a scort, shorts.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
At the back, skirt the front. Yeah, I'd do a
nice little plenty sock. Yes, yeah, I'd do that white polo,
white polo.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You'd love the nineteenth hole too. I would love a
nineteenth whole we had eighteen that's what. Huh hmmm, that's
a horrible.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
Play.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Play love Instagram. I'm always on it, and the changes
have been happening. You noticed something flitch, like the old
posts were at the top of.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Posts from pages that I don't follow, and I was like,
what are you doing at the top of my feed?
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
And then something was happening with Taylor Swift's feed as well,
where old posts had been you know, popping up and stuff,
and everyone was like, what does it mean?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
And it didn't mean anything. And then an Instagram's announced
they're adding expiring and semi private comments that you can
add to like no like reels that will then like disappear.
I don't really understand, and I said we should head
to the social media desk, and then social media producer
Shannon said, I don't really get it either, So we're
gonna hit to our retired social media producer Carwin to

(36:22):
try to explain it to us.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Yeah, I don't think that everyone has been experiencing this
just yet. I think sometimes I tend to get a
feature before other people do.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh sorr, wow did you hear that tone serve user? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Remember when my Instagram turned dark and I was like
no and I couldn't get it back. And you even
when you guys had the white background and I had
the black one and I didn't like it. Yeah, it's
like that, but this is a different feature.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
But it started because I noticed that my friend a
random post for some random pottery company was at the
top of my feet. I don't follow them, I don't
follow anything like that.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I didn't say suggested no, no, no, And this is
what was happening to me at the weekend.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
And then I noticed there was like this little circle
down the bottom of one of my friend's profile pictures
and I sort of clicked that, and she had added
a note to the post being like, this is my
friend's company. Support them.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Ah, And so that's why you were seeing it, so
that it gets pushed out to your friends or you
can choose. I think.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
So the people that do the app followers in Facebook,
now have you been tagged in those Ones're you and
eight thousand other people have been tagged absolute hortible, like
when a caravan that somebody ordered but never paid for,
which doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
So if I went on, if I went on to
something like a band that I liked or something, and
I made a comment with one of these expiring or
semi private comments, then you guys might see that I've
commented on it, and therefore that post will be in
your feet. Yeah, so I'm going to screw up your
feeds so bad.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, it looks like it's separate to the comment section,
like it's a whole.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Difference a little bit.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
But yeah, I mean you could we could do it
for usher, right, you guys could comment or do this
little note thing to push one of our videos and
then it won't be on your feed.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
It's not on my contract.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, I'll only push the I'll only post the funny
ones and the ones where I look hot.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah sorry, yeah, not every single one, just the ones
that you like. But it would then help push it
into the feed. So maybe it's going to be helpful
for situations like that, but I find it quite annoying.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
And Instagram is my curated safe space.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Or now it's and you're going to be it's going
to annoy you because this was happening to me all
weekend and it was just stuff you don't want to see.
It was just crap. And it's just like your friends
that obviously had commented something for whatever reason, well.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
They've done the note thing, like they've purposefully done this
note thing. And so it happened with Taylor Swift. A
bunch of her old like posts from about like five
or so years ago whatever started showing up, and everyone's like,
oh god, what does it mean? But actually people were
kind of just.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
People had just been leaving these notes and that's why
you could see it again. Yeah, oh I don't like
this at all.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Just leave it be leave it stay.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Is anyone still doing be Real?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
No, I haven't been real for you on I'm still
being real ages. I'm just getting just gurgling to see
if anybody does be real since it has more than
twenty million daily active users on the first of July
twenty twenty four. Being real, Really, people are still being real.
People are still being real. Do you know?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I had to come clean the other day because I
did a story and it was something completely unrelated and
my inbox was flooded with people being like, damn, girl,
your skin looks incredible, and I had to come clean
and say no, I'm using a filter.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh w My message people back and I.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Said, no, no, no, I've popped a filter on because
my skin actually is in the worst condition it's been
in years. Right, I was camping it real, well, I
wasn't keeping it real, and then I was forced to
then be real.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, yeah, good on you, thank you. Play Sidiums Flitchwa
and Haley fan of Sumi. Right here, this guy, you've
been a couple of times. I'm going to go to
get the what's that photo? Everyring gets a silver trench.
That's that looks beautiful ocean trench. That's pretty cool. There's
some cool blowholes and stuff around there too, volcanic sort

(40:28):
of coast. Oh yeah, good good beaches Lala Manu is
right down like the bottom right hand corner, right hand corner,
east right, the map on the right, the right. You meant,
now we stayed there, that was a beautiful beach, right, well,
the king is going. The king is going. Some of

(40:51):
the actual king. Now, nobody's saying weary staying. They say
it's a four and a half resort. But the air
cons Ratley and the bed linens Musty now, which is
like I would have thought, to be honest, I would
have thought this would have been a fly in, fly
out job. Oh, you're like, don't stay. So I found
an article from late twenty twenty three YEP which said

(41:14):
he was staying at the Sinele Reef Resort and spa
most likely when he goes there, and it kind of
fits the bell. It's a four and a half star
lost one.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Imagine him getting a message. I think you feels like
a skim move when they do that thing with your sausage.
With a sausage, it's a knuckles. It just wouldn't clip,
little pop it. So that's apparently where it's.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
But I'm looking at it. It looks fine, okay, fine, lovely.
It's no cellatoger sands. I've said it right, very nice
when it's the king or like royalty or like you know, vaps,
they need like the best.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, but I sort of feel as well, like when
you travel to the islands or anywhere like beachy.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, sometimes it's rough, you know what I mean. It's yeah,
it's island line. I've always just amazed when you get
to someone You're like, how did they build this here? Oh? God,
all the stuff here? Yeah, I'm imagining like some moor
is it making its own ceiling fans. No, myad got
to come on a ship, right, and then they got
to get over here, and they got to get and
they're gonna get wide.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
And low key island vibes.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, he's staying there, and it's they're obviously going to
say before they're going to replace to do that. Surely
they can send someone to New Zealand to do a
farmer's sales, presco's or something.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Is just a launch to linen range. I mean that's
good for your warm weathers. You go, when's he going
to be in some more?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
What season is this?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I mean it's the same beautiful warms throughout the year, right.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
God always, Because like when did I I've only been
to Fiji, which is and I stayed at like a
resorting type place that was a bit rough around the edges.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Anything I can think about is when we went to.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Cedarmen and Balley, we stayed at this accommodation that was
sort of like chalet Ish, you know, like a sort
of villa hot villary thing, and that was terrible. I
would laugh if the king was there. There were the
the bathroom was outside and there was no roof over it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
And that no no, no, no no no. This was
like monkeys raining. Okay, there were frogs everywhere. We don't
want a frog in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I don't want a frog in the toilet. And there
was blood on the sheets and we ended up leaving.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
That was like probably the worst. Did not match the photos.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
No, but you know, like everything it was like surrounded
in bush like when they have the photos, it all
looks incredible. Yeah, like I imagine. Yeah, there wasn't a
close up of the blood on the sheets on trip
Advisor there, which is it could have swayed my decision
to stay.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Right, I've never had it that bad that I've left.
We arrived in Bangkok and Thailand late one night and
got taken to this place that we're just found because
we were told you have to day by the light
the rapid transit system, that's the best way to get
around Bankok and they were right. But yeah, we went
cheap a little bit down the road and like walked
down the room. Definitely in a smoker's room. She shower

(44:15):
dribbled the whole time, but then when you turned it on,
the pressure really didn't change too much. We were only
there for one night before before going. But it didn't
match the photos. No no, no, no, no no no no,
or the name. It was like the classic palace or
the first Oh yeah, yeah, it didn't didn't match. Well,
can we take some calls on this? When you've booked

(44:36):
somewhere some accommodation and it didn't it didn't match the photos.
How bad was that? Yeah? Like maybe there was like
this saying where the king's staying. Maybe the doubts are
a little bit, you know what they say, musty, musty,
douvet cigarette stains.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I can just imagine him and beard at the end.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
What is he to be?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Probably a nicety A.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
We're like pajama we're full royal pajamas. I'd say, shoots
awful with one of those like real soft hotel beds.
It's been a bed for twenty years. Years.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
To get a pillow, he's got two options, a thin, thin,
damp one or a lumpy, clumpy pillow.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Okay, well, let's take some calls. Oh, eight hundred dollars
at en you can text through nine six nine six
how bad was the accommodation. Yeah, maybe you did your research,
but it still didn't match the photos.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
They're always going to show you the best of it.
Right now, we want to know how bad the accommodation.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Was, Yes, because our concerns that King Charles and Camillo,
who will be staying in some mola. There's concern that
the accommodation may not be able to scratch because of
the moldy linen. Though the musty musty. It is a moldy,
musty linen, someone said, I said in a Backpackers into
which we're giving away a trip to by the way,

(45:48):
Yeah we are is a word for the island edition. Yeah,
that's beautiful accommodation. It won't be staying at this backpackers.
My room at this backpackers and shared a ceiling fan
with the room next door. The wall between our rooms
didn't go all the way to the ceiling. Oh no,
The fan was exactly in the middle above the wall.
The switch for the fan was in the next door room,

(46:08):
so it cut a hole in the wall so you
could reach your hands through, and there was a little
thing that said fan and you'd reach your handker and
flick it on or off you need it. Hear them.
That's like a divider, not a wall. That's a year,
that's a tent. Oh my graduation.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Imagine this hand. You're just trying to have a little
bit of holidaynodly this hand coming through the wall be like.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Click click click, No, we don't want the fan on.
My wife and I went to London and stayed our
first night on the outskirts of the CBD close to
the Metro, which was very convenient, but the elevator didn't
work and the steers down to our basement room had
two hundred year old worn footprints on it, so it
felt like you were drunk. The stairs were so old
they were they'd been worn down. There was no window,

(46:48):
and the room was dirty, the most uncomfortable bed. To
be honest, it felt like a sex dungeon. Okay, we
want to know how bad the accommodation was. You can
take through nine six nine six, eight hundred dollars at
m dead. How bad was the accommodation in real life
compared to the pictures, It.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Was completely different. It was a tiny room, which wasn't
a problem, but it was the same with Haley blood
on the seats and on the donner.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Wait where are we? We're in the world?

Speaker 7 (47:17):
I South Korea?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Okay, okay, A nice career.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the nice career. And that was January
this year, so it a wasn't like a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Oh yeah, it was terrible.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
There was heir in the beard. I don't know what
else was in the bed, and when I wouldn't put
the seats on top of me because they was something,
so I put a towel down and then I started
to itch like a crazy person. Yeah, we've been told
we weren't allowed to flush the toilet after tin and
we were also told that we weren't allowed to Oh,

(47:50):
there was a whole lot of we weren't allowed to
put things in the rubbish.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Collected sorry or a hotel.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Hotel No, I ended up it. She crazy, like I
was really itchy. So I got up to have a
shower at three in the morning, like I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Off your van A shower of three gods.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
Well that's the thing. They turned the water off, so
it was the hot water off, so it was freezing
cold water and starts like okay, that's in it.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
So I had a cold.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Shower, patted myself down with the towels pretty much. They
didn't even have tower towels. And then I started walking
the streets at three in the morning trying to find
anywhere else that we could go. I was there with
my daughter, found a place at six in the morning,
and then told her that I don't care. I'm going
to carry all of the suitcases, which we had four

(48:49):
off in the snow by myself if she wouldn't help me.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
So we did it.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
We rolled all our suitcases in the snow on the road.
What was about a kilometer down the road?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
How much did you pay for this hotel? Was it
like thirty dollars?

Speaker 7 (49:11):
No, it was It was a three and a half
start because we were only staying there a couple of
nights before we came back to New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Right, three and a half is fine. You would expect
a shower twenty four seven three and a half. That's
and a half. No, d D, thank you. Keep your
texts coming in nine six nine six to get to
more of those necks. When the accommodation didn't match the photos,
Oh god, we're asking when the accommodation didn't look like
the photos and it didn't live up to its Yeah,

(49:39):
but then you've got it. You've got to take the
user reviews with a grain of salt because some people
are just fast, so fussy. But if you read through
and enough people are saying the same thing, they trip
advice is your best friend. Yeah, they've got a really
good trip Advisor. If you put in your dates for accommodation,
there's like Traveler ranked, but there's also best value okay,

(49:59):
and that gives you good accommodation. That's good value for
my rocket dumb Yeah, not a dump house on Instagram
as well. In a little questioning box, Gwyneth replied, Goodneth
Paltrow again, thank you for listen. It's been so nice
to hear from her so much. The toilet was looking brown,
liquid out of the bottom of the toilet, but that's
what you get for ten euros. Oh my god. An old,

(50:22):
bloody handprint smeared down the side of the bed, says Mary,
and I had to sit sideways on the toilet was
in no room. Yeah, what's the door and shut? They
might not have been dog here literally everywhere, including on
the dinner plates, Sheldon says. In Philadelphia, my ac unit
was hanging off the wall, living in the freezing cold air,

(50:42):
just like an open, a wonderless room and London with
pubes all over the sheets. Oh yeah, Candice, you had
a bad London accommodation as well. When did it not
match the photos show?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Nearly two thousands. What's the first time that we give
a week to London? So Maam sister and my husband,
our travel agent decided that she had booked our first
three nights in London so that we didn't have to
worry about it. She showed us a spiritual brochure ahead
like a double stairway going up behind the reception area,
and it looked so clean, and we're like, the travel

(51:16):
agent has built that it will.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Be fine, don't worry about that, right, And it was
really like we're.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Getting in like super early in the morning. It'll be
good to not have a shower. Eying's okay. So we
make our way to this, we'll call it like a
hotel type accommodation.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
We walt in the door.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
There's not a double staircase. There's just a tiny little
staircase probably about I don't know a meter wide, that
goes up by the wall with the wee re piction area.
We go and we chicken. They're like, yeah, that's sign
come back later because you can't get into your room.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
That's all right.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
So we went up head a look around, came back.
The room was disgusting. It was half under the ground
so you couldn't actually open the windows any fresh air.
It was just disgusting. We'll have a shower. So walked
into this room that was maybe one point five meters
by one point five meters and then there was a basin,

(52:12):
a shower and a toilet. You had to shut the
toilet lit to climb on top of that to get
into the shower. Yeah, it was it was cut maybe. Yeah,

(52:33):
when you turned the shower on, the whole place has
got filled with water. So it was just it was ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Did you message the agent and say, hey, this is awful.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
No, because we were like, we're so excited to be
in Europe, first time in Yeah. When I was so excited,
we thought, no, it's just a blip, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I would have got back and being like, hey, that
photo and that brochure is not it's not matching. No
it's not Candice, thank You's some messages in I've done Kentucky, Europe,
been to US and Canada, and still the worst place
I've ever stayed was in Auckland. Stained sheets, MOULDI shower.
My rooms smell like sewerage. My colleagues smellt like wheeze.

(53:21):
My colleague rooms like pickles. I don't have a problem
with the pickles, to be honest, Fiji, we've got some
beach front accommodation. Could swim at the beaches. The water
and sand was like sludge. Bedrooms had wooden shutters so
the bugs could still come in at night when you
were when you were sleeping. And they also failed to

(53:41):
mention a crematorium down the road, so you'd wake up
in the middle of the night with the burning nose
during due to the burning I've not deceased. How many
people are dying in Fiji that that needs to be
running all the time. My God.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Outside coming outside and be like, let's take it. And
we're in fijiatman like.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Pork, Yeah, what would it like? What is that? Ooh yuck?
We set it a five star palace in Venice. Look,
Venus is short on short on options. Yeah, you know
that floating It's an island. The room is so small
you can put a bag down except on the beard.
Had to move furniture to open or close the bathroom door. Yes,

(54:22):
a small town and cannery. Pulled back the bed sheets
to find it riddled with mouse poo. When it complained
and they said you have to expect this. You're in
the country now, they added country bonus. Yeah, you selected
the country package. It's a mouse poof. When we were
staying in Auckland, we arrived at the hotel to check
it and the forensic police were talking a reception. Oh,

(54:44):
I got a good sign. When we got to our room,
there were holes in the wall and the shower I
hadn't been cleaned in month, so we were like, hey,
this room's not up to scratch. They moved us rooms.
No holes in the wall in the second room, but
a massive hole in the wall of the hallway just
outside our room. That's probably where the person was shot. Yeah,
I'm throwing through. Yeah. The TV had one channel, which

(55:05):
is weird because you couldn't even tune any other channels.
Became a little bit of a challenge and the sheets
were heavily stained. Heavily stained. Again, you get what you're
paid for. Check you got to check these things ad
buys to that, go to the user reviews, the user photos,
because yeah, nanke play play. Finally we can talk about it.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I'm on Taskmaster season five.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Didn't You didn't dress that up or drag it out
at all?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Because I filmed it in January February and since then
and I have wanted to be on Taskmaster since it
first came out. I started watching the British one from
season one.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Every comedian in New Zealand once on the show. It's
it's such a good show.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Now you are never allowed to tell anyone that you're
on this show because secret.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Having been working and when we did, have you been
paying attentions at the same time the previous seasons were
it was always like when like when Justin Smith was
on just and do you know who's gonna be on
Taskers to this issues like I would have no idea.
I wouldn't even be able to would no idea. You're like, oh,
so you're doing it? Well?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Literally I got the email sniffing out and then the
first thing I did was send a voice note to
you two and go, what we're gonna do?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Now, We're gonna fire me it's already done, it's all
in the can. And I went to one of the
whole bunch of us went to the filming of one
of the episodes. Didn't go, wouldn't go, and this, So
they filmed being held against them? Is that a bark
against my name?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
They film all the challenges, film them all months in advance,
and then we came back together to.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Do the studio stuff. Yeah, that was May May Journey.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, and then you watch them all back and you
film the in studio stuff and yeah, there's an audience
there and they're all told like, don't tell anyone.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
But they didn't really go hard on that. No, they
didn't say don't you know. They kind of said, don't
spoil it. They didn't say like, they didn't make a
sign anything anything.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
But you were just good. You were just good boys.
So it's me, I'm in it. Hailey Sprow And it's
Abbie Howells who won the Billy t not this year
but last year. She was very funny, very funny. It's
talking of Fippa, who you may know from laughing someone's
and from everything else that he does. It's Benjamin Hurley

(57:31):
and it is Tom sainspra.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
It's a good liner. It's a great liner. And honestly
it was are you the older woman? Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yes, I went through this now if people don't know
what he's referring to there, if you look at Taskmaster,
there's Roles right, He's like, you can't just have like
five crazy comedians. You've always gotta have like the real
offbeat one. Yeah, there's always like older man, older woman,
younger woman, a brown person.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Brown man's the one that everyone's like, I'm the brown.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I'm the brown person. Now sometimes they cross over like
our older man. Oh no, you'd say being Hurley as
older man, a finger, a brown person as ye as
young woman Tom off the wall.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, and Haley's older woman. Oh wow, yeah, look I
figured it out. I figured it out.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
I did talk with Justin Smith about the fact that
I've been casting the older woman.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Wrong. You were on the show. I'm on the show.
It's your dream come true. It genuinely is.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
So.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Now you only have to wait like a couple of
weeks Tuesday, Sticks of August. It's on TV too.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It is August in what two weeks? Yeah, that is insane. Yeah,
my friends, Wow, just gonna get Christmas out of the way,
are you expect because I remember I was in Chicago
last year and this lady was like, you're from New
Zealand and I was like yeah, and she's like, oh
my god, I love Taskmaster New Zealand. I was like
so many people. I was like, yeah, I didn't really sane.
How many people watch Taskmaster in New Zealand from.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
All they love it, and the UK, the Kiwi Wan
they love it, in Australia, they love it.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
In America. Yeah they do. I know. I'm about to
hit I hate to say it, global fame. I'm about
to read right, it's not going to go second to that.
Are you and your business would like to go to
the place where Taskmaster is filmed? Yeah? I contact my
wife in zen Shadow on Instagram, so she's working there now. Yes,

(59:26):
she's working in that event space. So there's a little
blood for her. I want her to keep this job. Yeah.
It's interesting about that venue.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
When we were filming there on two occasions, people just
rocked up and they're Taskmaster fans who were traveling New
Zealand from overseas, and they'll be like, are they filming
Taskmaster at the moment? And then one day we let
one of the men. He was such a super fan
that they were like, yeah, and he came in on
my day. Because most people would go to Hobiton Hobbiton. Yeah,

(59:57):
went to west Auckland where they film at and they
just rock up, but they try to see, like who's there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
It's weird how many people home from overseas because Viva
a dirt Ley. We used to work with Allen and
Rowan from Viva Lay and they used to use the
outside of Playtech the store to film there. They the
guy who wants playte will come out, can I hope
You're like, oh no, we're just doing the Viva tour.
And they just go around New Zealand finding like finding
locations where it's been filmed from local It's the magic
of social media. Why not all the hatred and racism

(01:00:27):
and stuff. I like to think of the magic of
social media as that. Nerds, Yeah, nerds from around the world. Yeah, well, amazing. Well,
the new season of task Master a two weeks away.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Yeah, Tuesday, six of August seven thirty on two and
then it plays again on Wednesday. I'm so excited. I'm
unham Should I lose my mind. Okay for should I
lose my mind?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Looking forward to it plays Flegba and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I was in christ Church this week in performing at
the Piano. I did my show Wild Flutters. Thanks to
you one who came. It was really lovely audiences, very
naughty audiences actually okay. I had to open late both
times because they were hone in the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Oh you're naughty as and they weren't on time and
they didn't take their seats and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
No naughty as in boy Boy the stories we shared together.
If you've seen the show you'll know. Anyway, it was
a lot of fun, but a couple of things. One
was I or flying home yesterday. I was quite tired,
and it was a really empty flight for the last
Sunday of the school holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
You mean that flight that I looked up that was
four hundred dollars one way was empty, literally empt interesting
like the cost of living crisis, A four hundred dollars
ticket isn't seller.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Wasn't so there were rows and rows of empty sea.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I can imagine if they'd made that ticket, say one
hundred and something dollars, flitch My would buy them that
more people would have bought them also like crazy over
the weekend because you like went to christ and came
back in between fog and all the it mentins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, Like I left that fog and then yesterday I
was in the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I was in the Kado lounge. Okay, wow, must be
work pays for it. And with gold Elite Golden a
lead over here is trying to be an everyday man.
Talk to Jade Status. Talking to Jade Status.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Jd over there through the windows at the crist Shot
Cutter Longe, it was not you could not see a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
And everyone was texting me being like, you're not going
to take off, and then they just did. They just
plowed through it and then we're on top of the fog.
I was like, But on my flight, I was sort
of near the front because again I'm a CODO member preference,
and I went on first and I sat, I was
in the window seat, I was in a and then

(01:02:45):
quite an attractive man was in c oh wow, and
there was an empty seat between us because again they
were close to five hundred dollars a teeth. So what
I'm working out is that not only is this man attractive,
boy's got money because he's on this flight.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, he couldn't dollar ticket anyway. I sort of said hello,
but unless he got a grab a seat forty nine
dollars and he's not rich, could be a povo up
the front.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Yeah. Anyway, he sat down and I had a little
LOOKI poo, and I was like nice. He was a
bit older than me, but oh yeah, like oh yum
and then yum yeah. And then I put in my
headphones and I was listening to probably something terrible, a
book or a podcast, and I couldn't fall asleep, and
I'd been up since three. I couldn't fall asleep, and

(01:03:32):
I was like, damn, I'm not sleeping. Cut to me
going like that's like like this, and he woke up
and I had woken myself up with like a roaring snore. Yeah,
and the rumble of the plane wasn't loud enough to
drown it out because my first thought was like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Look at the guy, and he was looking and laughing
at me.

Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Oh yeah, wow, so you really impressed the hot guy
really Just then a fear brewing will not be going
in his direction, and it's got nothing to do with
me anyway, So that was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
And then there was another point at which I because
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I had lots of plans, but all my friends sort
of kept bailing on me, okay in chrash church, and
so I spent a lot of time by myself in
my hotel room, right, And at one point I was
enjoying a nap, yep, just some relaxation in a nap,
and someone just started trying to get into my room,

(01:04:28):
like straight up was like opening the door, like like
cleaning the door, and I could hear them like swiping
their card against the door and like trying to get
in and and I just without getting into too much detail,
it would have been a terrible thing for them to
have entered the room at that time, because.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You said nap and relaxation, and I didn't want to
like dwell on it too hard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
But we know what that's you got that in the
wrong audio. Always relaxation before you before you nat. Imagine
someone is like want to bust it. And then I
heard them say, oh god, it's the wrong room and
then open the room next door. And then the next morning,
I how do I You might have seen this my
social media, but we have a little relax I was
having a small relax and I kept hearing this like,

(01:05:12):
and I was like, what's that. I was like, there's
my phone, there's my other phone, and there's my other
phone that vibrates, my other vibrating phone. And then I
was like sniffling around the room, like what if someone
dropped something in here, which is when I learned that
the walls in this hotel were so paper thin. Oh
hear the person's next door's alarm, That's what it was.

(01:05:33):
And throughout the night, I could hear them every time
they get a message.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That vibrate on for.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
With vibrate on, tune it off, I said, with vibrate on, No,
I know, but it just gave me a heads up
that I can hear their text messages, so they.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Can probably hearses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
And boy, oh boy, my phone was inundated with text
all weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Your phone does seem to continually vibrate. I was like, calls.
That's going to getting calls on on calls and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I was ignoring them because I was like, hey, I'm
trying to have a Napple relax in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Walls, thin walls. That hotel walls.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Well, if you're at the Crown and you were on
level eight, that was me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
It was me heaven an apology. It's an official apology.
Official apology. Phone on silent Next time Fledchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Fact of the Day, Day day day day, Do do
do do do do Do Do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Wow. Okay. This week's theme that Fact to the Day
is things that had to change their names. It's Monday, Okay,
it's a new theme. It's a new theme, and today
we're dealing with cars that had to change their names.
Oh okay, I'm going to start with the Rolls Royce
Silver missed the Rolls Royce, of course, the finest and
British engineering. I don't think I've ever been in a
Rolls I've never been. Was it was it that a

(01:07:10):
Rolls Royce downstairs? At big ugly purple? Oh my god?
It was hideous because have those big nose or the
big grill across the fron rolls. If it's like silver
or black, you're like, that's pretty cool. But this one
was like this garish grimace purple and the libor and
look if it was groomers driving it. Apologies because that

(01:07:32):
would make so much, that would make so much. If
you and Barney the Dinosaur were commuting to work in
a big purple Rolls Royce. You've both been around for ages,
You've earned your money. And Tinky Winky he's allowed to
be in the back. We need one more purple character,
the Purple Wiggle Purple of course, the original people, those four.

(01:07:53):
He better not be in the front because you'll be asleep.
And if you're a sleeping passenger, you go in the back. Yeah.
If you're a passenger at the front, you've got to
stay awake. Talk to the drive. Oh you have to,
that's your role. Otherwise get in the back. Yeah. So
I'm imagining Grimace is driving. He's kind of the alpha
of the situation. Yep. Yeah. Then Tanky winks in the
back with Jeff and Barney's up front when Barnie's in
charge of the tunes that Barney would have I reckon,

(01:08:15):
I'll say it, Barnie would have a fire playlist.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, it would be a mixture of like metal, Springsteen,
hip hop.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
A mix.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
And then he plays Erica Bardo's Tyrone, the live version
that it sets the road trip off Eric live version
of Trone Carry Anyway. The Rolls Royce silver Mist was
not the big purple Garish months that we saw park
downstairs at work. But it also wasn't called the Rolls
Royce Silver Myst for long. It became the Rolls Royce

(01:08:46):
Silver Shadow as the main export market for Rolls Royce
outside of the UK was Germany and myst translates.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
To ship in Germany, so it was the Rolls Royce
Silver Shipsted. Yeah, that's it's a fancy looking car. So
they had to change that to silver Shadow. That wasn't Yeah,
now this one the next one that had to change
its name. This was a classic growing up in the
nineteen nineties. Every family that total horse flowed or had
a boat or just had too many children, not too many.

(01:09:17):
It was a Mitsubishi peral Wanker. When Spanish, so the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Marketed the Pahero as the Montero in North America, Spain
and Latin America except for Brazil because they speak Portuguese,
yes they do, and Jamaica. It was also known as
the Paherro in uh In Jamaica and in the UK
it was called the Showgun. Okay, but they just kept
it in New Zealand. No, not Spanish speakers. Yeah, they

(01:09:48):
were like, let know, flitch does Yeah, I've done jeweling,
Lingo Flich speaks. Not up to car models yet, right,
but there I'll get there. That's next month. Could you
call it someone a it all? Is that the critic
Greek pronunciation when you says lovely delicious Gilipino. But the

(01:10:10):
mit phero ah the montero North America then it never
really took off after the name changed, So the cand
it and there hasn't been one in North America since, so.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
They just is not doing it anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Also a tssa and spans. Yeah, you're tossing your salad.
It's the same as w word, isn't it. So tomorrow
we're looking at places that had to change their name.
No Bombay No. I was thinking that just Sigon Sigon,

(01:10:47):
No Bohemia, Siam became Thailand.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
But it's not like they changed it because of a
change that they changed. They wanted to change it. There's
a small Canadian town named after a hate symbol. I'll
say that much or they change their name. Will find
out tomorrow on fact of the day. But today's fact
of the day is the Rolls Royce silver Mist and
the midst of Bushi Piherl had to change their names
in certain countries because of how it translated. Fact of

(01:11:13):
the day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
Doo doo doo dooo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Plays flits play.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I reckon this would happen a lot in this industry
because what you guys don't know, and this is a
bit of ball privilege here, is that here is very expensive, especially.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
For women, even even guys. Haircuts are. It's ridiculous. I
can go to the barbers and get my beard trend
for twenty dollars, and I take it takes twice as
long as somebody else gets a haircut. It's there, though
nobody tell the barbers that's too cheap.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
You're dulling forty five dollars to pay for a hair
I've paid, I reckon the most I've ever paid, and
it was a big job. I think I went from
dark hair to light hair and or you know, everything
was like four hundred and fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Maybe there has. Any of you are light hair, You've
got to go every couple of weeks to get you
roots what not, unless you just let yourself go like
I am. There's been a hairdresser that's had and I
told you so moment. And this is what we wanted
to talk about this morning, those moments when I told
you something gave them some advice. Now this here dresser

(01:12:28):
the advice.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Her client wanted to get some hair extensions, but she
has a difficult colored hair, like it's a real kind
of plummy red color. And she said the client was
talking to her about the fact that she wanted hair extensions,
but she didn't have the money for them, so she
was going to get some cheap ones put in. And
the hair dresser said to her, these are going to
look bad. They will not blend, they will not match
your color. And then the girl said, I'm going to

(01:12:50):
do it anyway. Then she and then she comes back
to her hairdresser and shows you what it looks like.
And it's like there's a wig sitting under a wig
like the device. The color is so different that ain't
nobody buying there? And so then the girl ends up
back of the hydris of being like can you fox,
It ends up paying the money to get that done
properly in the first place. Therefore, the hedress is is

(01:13:11):
I told.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
You so, you love, and I told you. I like,
there's one thing better than I told you. It's when
you don't even need to say I told youself. I
look just a love it sht loaded and really ready
to go all the time. I hate being on the
receiving in you know, I'll tell you who else does

(01:13:32):
my wife?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Yeah, especially when something goes wrong. Yeah, I hate it
so much. Well, this is what we want to know
is when did you have and I told you so moment?
Or maybe you were on the receiving Do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
You reckon the woman who sang the anthem at the
All Black speed A game? Afterwards? Somebody said, I told
you should have just done it normal one, be kind,
I do anything nice shocking. It's not as is the
American one. I reckon it was on a path nor.

(01:14:10):
I mean, could you have done better? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Maybe I told you so.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I told you she'ld have just gone to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Stop born borned the absolute beast.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Okay, we want to tell your calls a Waite hundred
dars at emson number. You can take through nine six
nine sex. When did you have and I told you
so moments or you were on the receiving end of it?
I mean, I don't think that people are going to
admit to being on the receiving end of it. I
told you so. No, Like, it means even more unless
you're double I told you so. Someone says to you,

(01:14:58):
I told you so, and then it turns out that
you told them so. What, well, you don't, don't don't
don't do that. It'll be a waste of time. Yeah,
or like, okay, just purely hypothetically, let's just say someone
wanted to spend forty thousand dollars on an acting degree
and then at the end of it, and what did
you say, and you perhaps had less supporting of parents,

(01:15:21):
and their parents would be like, don't that's a waste
of money. Did you come out six months?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Acting gigs are like, told you so? And then you
become so super successful as me because you're projects and
you become globally and then you can say told you so,
told you so, right, and then it all drives up
the taskmaster and then you say something vaguely racist. I
told then this is spiraling spiral. Okay, I'll wait one

(01:15:47):
hundred times a him as the number you can take
her in nine six nine sex? When did you have
and I told you so much? We're talking about your
I Told you so moments when you had I mean,
maybe you didn't even need to say the words I
told you You're got to face ready, like Vaughn Jackie,
what was your I told you so moment? Good morning? Team?

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
I actually had two, which.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
And with her husband.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
First time, we were driving off to dinner, and I
said to him, be careful, there's normally traffic cops down
in the dop needed to say, needed to say. I
didn't have to say I told you so once.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
You got pulled over. You just have to have that
look ready, just look forward.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
And the second time was another one driving saying careful,
there's normally traffic.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Cops, and again he sped up instead of slowing down.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
It's just an ignorer of mice. He absolutely, again.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Exactly exactly needed to say, he's a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Sixty points going to You're going to need to drop,
but we'll be driving soon. Jackie, Thank you, Charlotte. When
did you have and I Told you so moment?

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
It was actually my mom okay, and I told you so.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
I really wanted to get my nose pierced.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
That I'm terrified of needles.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
And she told me that I regret it if I
did it, And sure enough they put the needle in.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
I thank it and then I over that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
So it was.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
You fainted?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Wait did they even like did you end up getting
the nose piercing put in?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
But then it got torn out like three months later?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Wait, how did you get how did they get torn out?

Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
It got tangled in a plastic follow Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
You, I said, my nose pierced for like ten year
and you always get like caught on your clothes. You'd
be like, no, mum was right, Mum's nose, yeh, Mum's nose.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
I told my queasy partner who he's a queisy by boy.
He described as queasy. He's got a week stomach. He's
a quel on a boat. He's a queasy boy. Crazy boy,
He's a queasy boat boy. He's a queasy boat boy.
I told my queasy partner not to look down there
while I was giving birth, and he said, I've been

(01:18:16):
told I've got to Apparently it's miraculous, it's beautiful. He
looked and he was like, who queazy boy hit the deck.
He fainted and all the nurses had to help. And
when he came to I was just screaming out of
my She was right. I told you so. She knows
you a quezy boy. Keep your eye. Told you so.
Moments coming in nine six nine, Sex to get tomorrow
next talking about those I told you so moments, nothing's

(01:18:39):
nothing's better. And I know it's pity and you shouldn't
especially you shouldn't look forward to saying it to your
partner bond. But it's a loophole if you don't need
to say it, you just give them a look. Yeah,
should listen. Yeah, that that hard being perfect. It's not easy,
but at the same time, things are harder. I heard

(01:19:00):
my knee on a night out and it was so sore.
The next day, my mom decided to take me to
a and E. My dad protested and said I was
a hyper contract and I needed to do it was rice,
Oh you race ice compression elevation. Yes, that's it. Turns
out my knee and female we're both fractured. Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I mean, you're still the one injured, so it's not
as sweet. And I told you so, but a fractioned knee.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Yeah. My ex husband had diches and when one of
the false teeth was coming loose, I told him when
I started talking. You might have heard there are really
stumbled because when I see diches, I could immediately feel
every single tooth in my mouth. Yeah, your teeth really
sensitive today. You guys think about your teeth and your tongue.
Mouth talk. Oh, I know your tongue is very heavy.

(01:19:44):
You think about how he for my mouth? It's always
by it doesn't I think now that we're thinking about everybody, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Worn step Now, forget about the tongue and get on
with life. My ex husband had benches and we're one
of the four seasons the King.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
I told him. They told him to get a glued
back in aphab. He didn't listen, and then we went
to a costume party and two of them fell out
and went down between the decks. The party was hilbery
thinged say he had to turn up, but the deck
was nailed down, so he had to like rip up
the deck, unscrewing the deck and get ever found one

(01:20:29):
idiot that's Ita X. Yeah. I told my brother our
stepmother was trying to kill our dad, but he didn't
believe me, and I got the biggest told you, so
what now do we do? Sorry? Just said that was
now was there a mud.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Imagine your step mom tries to kill your dad and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Like, and your Stepmum's like, I've booked us tickets. Oh wow,
what for the Orient Express? That was a mud? Let
us know a little bit more about that. Yeah, four zero.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Oh no, Against all advice, I bought my first time.
I booked the longest and highest interest rate, so I
knew that I was paying for five five years. Now
I have one of the lowest interest rates of all. Sorry,
I thought this was going bad.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
My god.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Three years ago they locked in a five year mortgage
at a higher rate when we were all like, give
me a bit of two points.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
The one five. Yeah, old Smithy here was waiting for
it to go even lower than all the worldwide blows
ye smell brows, nearly smothing was waiting for a minus
two for having crip mortgage. Imagine that from you. My

(01:22:01):
ex husband told me, told me so when I tried
to can to leave my nine month baby belly over
the edge of the supermarket deep freeze to get it
a sentence, did you topple into them? It was too
top heavy, and I toppled into the freezer. He wasn't
impressed that took three supermarket workers to get me out,
got the turkey for free? Why wasn't he one of

(01:22:21):
the people helping to get you out? How toppled into
the street? How deep was the freezer? Hell? He was
a freezer? Why couldn't you get out of it? And
was it just like you? Keep quiet turkey? Like? I
don't report this? Yeah, oh my god, we've an update. Okay,
this is the I told you. This is a step
mom told my brother our stepmum was trying to kill
her dad, and he didn't believe me. I got the books,
told you so, she was poisoning him. We got legal

(01:22:43):
advice and sat a gathering evidence, like keeping his food
and drinks. She's now taken off and we don't know
where she's gone. Dad survived her attempts. What that wasn't attempted?
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Lady poise, lady boys? What's always the poison with the lead?
I know? Let me fix you some soup.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
My husband, you must be a hungry husband after such
a big day, husband, blop blop and all that money,
husband must be hungry for some a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Buy who owns that much money with a life insurance
polaty like yours must love soup.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Oh my god, my boyfriend is not what I expected.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
No to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
My boyfriend and I were closes and at the silent disco.
He was gnawing and chewing on a glow stick. Now,
I told her, I think he's hit a PEPSI I
had a couple of nose. I told him he should
not be doing that. Next minute, he split it open,
the glow squirt it in his eyes and he was
young about baby burns. That's what he told you. So ah.

(01:23:49):
I was at the hospital midwife, the hospital, the hospital
and a couple of gloves sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I told the hospital midwife, I was in full blown
but like almost ready to push it out. You should
stop that. It's my fat tongue. It's my fat tongue.
When you know, when you feel it, you know, you know,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
I was ready to put that out, she offered me,
and pan said calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
I demanded I be checked. Boom. I was nine centimeters dilated.
Five minutes later, my nine pounds son was born after
her water's broken over that midwiest, nice show yourself, so
that's great. What do you want? What is it enough
to nine? Where is this where is this one? It's

(01:24:46):
a good one. Missage about the stipmam trying to poison
it dead? Oh where is it gone? It was good?
It was a It was about them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Tell me the jux, the juxta it No, I panicked
and now I can't remember anything.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Leave it there. Then we clipped on and replied, but
it's disappeared. I can't I hear it is. I show
my mates a tender Match kid. She's like, what, she's
well out of your leg and I said, yeah, I know,
but she's matched with me. They told me that's likely
to be a fake profile. I was like, I'm going
to take my chances. I agreed to meet up with

(01:25:26):
tender Match to be a dude with a lot of
cash who was into men. And this whole thing was
get you their under the pretense of bringing a track
of female and then off you a ton of cash
to do sex stuff. Would you? Would you the profile
was faked, but the money was real? And what did
they do the stuff for the money? They don't go

(01:25:48):
into too many details. More information, please, we're going to
need to follow up on that. Did you do the
things for the money? But then, so who got the
told you so. They got the told you so friend's
got I told you I told you so? Why but
it wasn't the hot check, Yeah, they said it was.
It was going to be fair. I'm going to take
you yeah okay, And then they might even get it

(01:26:10):
told you so. Back to the friends because they're like,
I just made ten grand? Really, how did you make
teen grant? I don't talk about it, but we can't
mention it. Georgia. Is that big? Georgia? Have you tried it?

(01:26:31):
Great work, guys, ten out of ten. If I say
so myself, I'm gonna do a nine point six. Is
that enough for you to review this podcast with a
high rating and then tell all your friends you sounds
very and sincere zid ms Fletch, Vaughn, and Hailey

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