Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th July 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has an eFriend!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
And Haley's little bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of port Now.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Despite the fact that Shannon has all the friends she
needs right before her in this workplace, apparently she felt
they need to go out and make a new friend.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Who is who is they?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
So I got on Instagram DM a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
From You're about to Lose a kidney, Range of Danger
carry on.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
And she said, Hey, I know we don't know each other,
but I have no other friends who watch below Deck
and I just need to talk to someone about the
latest differ.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Immediately feeling better at a woman.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You know what. I get that because sometimes I watch
the shoan like you guys aren't watching it, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Like, I need it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Miami, Miami, c s a great show.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
London, London, the Crime Scene Beat Investigators, Crime Investigation Squad,
watch that ship crops on the Ocean, Swat Team La
Los Angeles. Look, what is a great show? It was
same from cancelation and.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Thank God, thank God, but we coming soon, you us produce,
the producers and Hailey, We've got our own thing going on.
We have like a love Island maths chat you three
and me, Wow, swatship.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
But Swatt gets quality TV in you, but we do not.
I don't funk with below dip yeah, and on live
for a minute there and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Podcast yeah, because so I can understand that you feel abandoned.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah. And this girl, Jess clearly also did. She reached
out and she said, this current season is so frustrating.
There's a specific person. I just need to talk to someone.
And we ended up going back and forth for a
few hours. She lives in Canada, but she is a
Kiwi and she listens to the show and.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's rare though.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I talked to Peo, guy called Damien.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I talked him, just missaged him about Star Wars one
day and he's like, can I talk abouts? I was like, shitch,
let's talk star Wars all the time, about Star Wars
and Disney theme parks and theme parks and World War Two?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
And okay, well, why don't you kiss him? I don't
want to.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
It sounds like the.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Next is fucking And if you want to fuck Fletch
and you've watched Squat, you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Want to swing with lightsabers and each other Squat and
Squat squat. You know you can blow dick and then
below belt. Yeah, below dick and then blow dick.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, so we've been chatting hates. We've started singing voice
notes because it's too hard to type.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I love that too much.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
And then we kind of exhausted all of our below
dick chat and she said, so, do you watch Love Island?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was like, we told her your friends with Asia.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
One of the first things that scept early.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now we've become good mates.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
We talk every day.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you talk about non below dick related things?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Have you transitioned into real conversation about life.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah? So she's in Canada and she's been telling me
all about that and what it's like over there versus here.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Have you angry at it?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Spy allegations against our beloved football firm. Well, she is
a Kiwi, so she's our she's map syrup. Tell her
to spy on something of these.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
She lives in a town it sounds like sasquat. I
can't remember that.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes, yes, squatch in squatching.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, but yeah, she's become one of my girls mates
and we just send voice messages and meet up with
this person. Yeah. So when she comes back to New Zealand.
I'd love to.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Gay for a chat. Yeah, and then blow dick. Yeah. Wow,
this is exciting. It is nice to find common ground
with strangers and connect across.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
The world all through you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh well, you're welcome for your new friends.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I know people that have met random people playing video games,
and then I will play another one, and then I'll
send you things so we can play again.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
And they're playing in and they're talking, talking.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Not everybody's kissing, and then they're like, hey, check this out,
and it's I got the sick new controller all so
check this out.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I want to kiss that.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't know, That's not how it always works how
I'm going to meet someone though.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, man, well why not