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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleashwood and Hayley's little bit of pod Great Things are brewing?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Is mcafe the perfect start to every day? Welcome to
a little bit of porn.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yesterday I had one of those oh yeah, getting old
moments because I went to the phizio therapist I believe
it said and four forty five the last appointment of
the day. And as I was waiting, good friend and
you know him, Simon, who's two years younger than me,
came out and he was limping and I was.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like, what's wrong with you? He's like, oh, my back.
He's like, what's wrong with you? And I'm like, oh
my shoulder. Oh no, we.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Just had a little moment. We'll be like, yeah, we're
breaking down with those injuries you get when you start
getting into your late thirties and forties.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's the injuries you get as well. I mean I'm
not in my late thirties yet. Give it literally two months. Yeah,
but they don't go away. That's the difference.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You just learned to Like my back thing, you might
deal with that and manage that. Yeah, But my older
I think it's my a C and if that condition,
my AC unit.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So I've got apparently you have a little air conditioning
unit in your shoulder, and if that's not good, they'll
have to operate. Oh really, well if it doesn't go down.
But it's been neglary all year, Like this is kind
of the point where I'm like, I went to lift
the jug and I couldn't. It was real painful and
I couldn't lift it.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Maybe just a little weak bitch you need to lift here.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Initially I was like, well, I'm just a little weak bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, and then it keept happening, so I was like,
I think I'm a little bit fun Yeah, I sort
of yeah, this funny moment where we're like, oh yeah, ship, we're.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah sure, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
The other day I was getting out of bed and
I made this noise like are you doing the old
person noise?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And the girls that I was vomited. It's my goddaddy, Okay.
I was like, you know, you're even sick.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I was like, no, what what age do you think
you get to? Is it like early forties where you
start making a noise?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No I'm already making noises and I'm thirty four.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
What do you want? Noise do you make when you
get up from just getting up?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, and it was like, oh that makes me uncomfortable.
I was like, I'm in pain, like there.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Was like last week and they were like staff meetings
over and you're like okay, cool, we'll leave, and you
push yourself out of the tent. I know.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Everyone was like really inappropriate. There's a lot of young
people that work for this company. I was like, yeah,
I'll just forget other.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
And it was by my bottom leapt to get through
the pain.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, what is the actual noise you make when you
get up?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
That if it's it depends how hell like from this
cheer I'm on here that our wheel chooses are quite
high off the ground. Jesus Christ, sit on the floor.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'll put the mic down just over on Haby's mike.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm going to go on the floor.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm already tucking to my side.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh yeah, that was good at it.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm ten years younger than you. Yeah, don't you forget it?
And I'm already grunting.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't think it's a I don't think it's an age.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
It doesn't just think you just start doing it.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you just because you were so your kids what
you were vomiting are you that dad brust your teeth?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh my god, my dad.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Every morning when when we always had to do the
ret tests and they were like, do it.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
On the throat, Yeah, every time.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
God's so bad that every morning I get this thing
called the weekend, and I only ever get on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I call it the weekend coughs, and I'll just start coughing.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
And it's just like that.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Doesn't sound good. Doesn't happen on the weekdays. Okay, maybe
it's a slightly later start to the day. Yeah, start
with like.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Immediately, like getting in there and getting the day started.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Maybe you're object to your family. Maybe something I consider.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
This would be true.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I was going to say, God, lucky shard coming from
the corner of the house.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Now I thought about it too much and I want
to do it. Don't do it because you you are.
It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
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