Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleageborn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great Things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fledged Fawn and Haileyot's
two minutes past six.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I've stuffed up my breakfast. What have you done?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I was unprepared yesterday, didn't make anything in advance, and
I'm trying to sort of go, you know, high prots morning. Yeah,
so all I did was grab quite a lot of
protein yogurt. Man, it's festery. Look at that my style.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Blow sure a woman or a man, or a child
or a person can not survive. And ye and a
number and the mixture is really okay? Right, Well that's
a great doesn't it. Studio with that gassy guts for
all of gassy guts?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh my god? Actually, well, long teas? May I long teas? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I've stuffed up all my eating with the last twenty
four hours. I really have Yesterday not so good? Okay,
more on that after eight said it was a long taste.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Eight o'clock as well, will give you Today's one Golden song.
That's the song you've got to be listening to. Thanks
to one? Is it to win? A thousand dollars cash.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
That'd be nice, easy, easy.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's got to hear it and be the first caller
throat to win. Next on the show, speaking of health.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Speaking of health and food and stuff that maybe doesn't
taste that good.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
There is a new food trend. I want to tell
you what it is. It's yucky.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Play cium's flegable and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
People love to jump on a trend, don't they a
diet trend in particular.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's a quintessential part of a trend, isn't it people
getting on.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You're actually right there. You've really broken down the definition
of trend.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, to Colin's. I'll go to Colins for an
official trend definition.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
To do it like a high school speech. What is
a tree? Dictionary states that is defined as.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
A general direction in which something is developing or changing
a fashion. I don't know if everybody's going to be
doing this. It sounds manky.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's also not doesn't do what people say it does.
So it's called tadpole water, and it's called that because
it's cheer seeds and water, which, if you know cheer seeds,
you put them in water.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
They like expand and go to a glop.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yep, you slurp the gloop, and people are saying it
makes you lose weight.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It just flushes you out.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
It makes you shit yourself. Basically, it clears, it clears everything.
It's got nothing to do it because you know, nutritionists
and scientists have jumped and been like act also the
opposite effect if you do it too much, because people
be like, I'm going to slip up my tadpole water.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And cheer seeds.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
While very healthy for you, great protein, great full of vitamins,
also very high and fat. So if you were just
like chugging this down but also.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Having like a eating normal food as well.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Be good fat, right, they'd be good fat totally.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
But still if you're doing it too much.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're saying, you know, a balanced diet, Yeah, you're just
having too much.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, so yeah, you have it and then it basically
clears you out. But they were like, people are putting
in a whole bunch and then putting this water in
and slurping it every day.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Basically colonoscopy water, right, yeah, col you're not allowed to
have the seeds caught in the folds of the colon, right,
No seeds right.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
And the week of your colonoscopy. Yeah, especially if you've
got a big old long colon like me.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You're you've got a hung colon your imagine an inside
out elephants trunk.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, that's me. That's here long.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
But it takes things like seeds and stuff that stick
to your digessive tract takes longer.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Right.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, So it's like this TikTok thing and people are
going like, oh my god, that guys have lost three pounds.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I like, you pooped yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, pooped it out and.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Then you're gonna eat some food. It'll be right back
down there.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
So a lot of a lot of nutritionous fitness coaches
scientists are saying, don't do this.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Also, if you put too much.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Cheer seeds and not enough water, the seeds will actually
expand in your stomach cause blockage, meaning you're being constipated,
which is actually a difference. So you've got to be
having like more water for it. And then one scientist
I thought, put it really one put it really great.
It's not rocket science to eat a healthy, balanced diet
or something like that. Be like, stop trying it your way.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Trying to poop your way to skinny. It's just not
a thing.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Please yourself. I really want to put myself to skinny.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
I love pooper, me too. But you can't poop yourself skinny.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
That's a fact. That is a fact. And I am
a scientist.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I talk a lot about my acting degree, but very
little about my science degree.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I didn't want to bring it up. I didn't want
to make you feel.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
In acting that you have a science degree.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
You wouldn't know because of the acting acting degree.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's that good you are.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
You'll never know. Escape. My name's not even Haley, you fall.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
He's good play Fletchborn and Haley. Now this, these sets
are out of America. Twenty one percent of school kids
leave their school lunch uneaten really this and apparently appearans
will eat it as leftovers. Yeah, you do, because the
girls get home and they'll eat like the fun stuff

(05:29):
that they want to eat, chips and the muffin or
whatever's in there.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
So nothing healthy.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, and then be two four when it gets to dinner.
But then like an hour later, be like I'm hungry again.
We never had like musy bars or like chips. It
was always like apple, the muslely.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Bar, territory box are raisins.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
We had box of boxes are raisins and they make
a whistle out of it, and.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
You make it whistle out of it by squeezing the box.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So there was always like that motivation to eat the
raisins because then you've got a whistle. Yeah. Do you
know I eat all the like fruit and stuff because
it just sits there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I when I was down in Wellington last weekend and
I was hanging out for best friend and her two kids.
We had a movie night and we're like, let's go
get all these snacks. Were like, any junk food, we
can have it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
And her son chose roll ups and I was like wine.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
He was like, because you said any snack and we're
not allowed roll ups in our lunch and neither was I.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Roll ups and yonks fruit for fruit was the.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Roll long tape. She ever had less snacks. They were
always posh people.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah you had we had less snacks.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
We had tiny titties and dune carews, you know, the kangaroos.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
We didn't have anything that came in to packet basically
and then it was individually wrapped.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It wasn't here.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Because we didn't go to private school. Now.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I'm talking about when I went to just regular rego
on the wall that this was a primary school kid
that was handled a primary school. Oh, I was the
dist The other kids are like, oh, WHOA into an apple?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I remember it was the eighties when I was at
primary school, late eighties, early nineties, so there wasn't the
wide variety of apple choices we have now. It was
just real greyl.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It was reddle green.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It was real delicious, Garla or Greennie Smith, it's always garlic.
Used to get big bags of them. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I'm just like the ones of the my Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
That came in at later on because I feel like
at school because I was the same, like, I didn't
eat it all, especially if my mum maybe an embarrassing
egg sandwich.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh man, I would have killed the egg sandwich.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
My god.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
She would like mesh boil the eggs and meshed up
with mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Some people a little bit of chives. Yeah, got a bitch, but.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
It was what a bitch making a delicious I imagined
was egg on a sandwich? You had chives?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Oh, I'm talking mastered beautiful, yeah yeah, lovely. No, But
when you'd make an egg sandwich and you'd open up
your lunchbox to be like shame.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
But I wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You'd always have stuff left over because play time was
like we've.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Gotta go plays.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
You just quickly eat whatever you first want it and
then go run around and play and then be starving
afterwards when.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
The end of lunchtime. Isn't that weird they ended? I'm
sure they eat at the end of the play bit.
I always eat first, always first, Yeah, then run it off.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
To fuel the plate.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh wow, you got weird kids, we weds. They've got
a weird old setup for lunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah,
one that stat even seems a little bit light, to
be honest. You think it's more Yeah, just not in
their lunch Basically anything healthy is left over. Yeah, twenty
percent of the lunch boxes.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
And yeah, we were just talking about the fact that
the lotto like jack ponding to super high amounts has
happened lots recently.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
So the last must when was fifty mili on the
eighth of June that was won by seven plant that was.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
The one that was divided by seven that's right, and
everyone got seven points something million dollars and.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's creeping up there. Tonight's lotto and people are going nuts.
Do you remember you only need one ticket to win
thirty eight million dollars tonight?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, that'd be good.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
And we've we've been doing this thing for a while
that if we win, we've been promising we'll give each
other a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, that's one point five. We've upped it.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Forty, it becomes two. Okay, we're up and we're up there.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
We only do it when it goes bag.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
If it's only a mere nineteen million, you ain't seen
a dime from me.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Boys, okay, so they just disappear from work. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
my apologies. It's been a wild ride. I'd love I
think it was nineteen I thought we were still doing
a million. Yeah, probably probably anything over fifteen. Well, we
need to put this into paperwork. Yeah, yes, yeah, we
need to draw out a contract.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's getting serious anyway. So with this big.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Wednesday happening tonight and I guess Saturday if it does
go one, Kiwi has started a Reddit thread of what
is the mundane thing you're first going to buy if
you win the slotter?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So not like a fancy European sports car.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
It's like totally, we're not talking pigs your trip to Europe.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I need new pigs.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Pay off your mortgage and get a washing car. Oh
my god, I don't even have a washing line.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I mean you could get a washing line, one of those.
You could get someone to do your washing. Do you
think washing line technology has evolved to the point where
it's got a remote control and you push a button
and unfolds itself and goes up. You hang your washing
and then it takes itself up a couple of it'd
be nice.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
And then yes, we get a bit.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Of yeah, yeah, where does it go up into the
jet stream?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, no, no, no no, just out of the way
of the lawmar okay, not flicking up grass. Yeah, and
then or there's got to be okay. So then if
it's senses that it's going to rain out of the
top of that comes to big umbrella, oh my god,
like a gazebo, Oh my god, and dry, and then on.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
The umbrella is small little heating panels as well, so
it's like warm and heat stunning stuff. So that's you.
You're getting a fancy washing time.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Put it in the dry the same. It's not the same,
not the same, right, it's the same. I love a
kiss of five minutes after being on the line. You
stand out too. The sunlight is that?

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I look forward to the sunlight returning this summer hopefully.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Oh yeah, frosty this morning. Okay, so this is people
have responded and drives.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Here's some of the things that that mundane things that
keywis want to spend their a lot of winnings on
when they all in their brain win tonight, matching wooden
Kmart coat hangers.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Fancy when you got a wadrope, I got all black plastic.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I've got all black, all black velvet. Pause for applause.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Wow, the Atlanta Miles wardrobe. But it's like Kmart velvet, Like,
I mean, you were just one thirty eight million dollars.
But there's no need to be stupid and buy your
coat hangs from anywhere else. No, no, no, no, no, I
mean yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Someone said, I buy some nice, fancy a paper for
the printer. You know, sometimes when you get something printed
at like We're house station, it comes as fuck.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, it's almost going to grit to it a year apart.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's like when the teacher would let you use the
good cartridge paper. Oh that was good, good paper.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was a good day. It was a good day. Yeah, grams,
what is it? Grams sims? Yeah, square scream.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
A lot of people saying I would replace all of
my socks and undies, and someone said I would get
a hundred of one kind of nice sock.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Never have to try to find a matching period.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
They just all mess I do always bulk candies and
bulk socks, and then you replace them once a couple
of years and whenever.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah nice.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Someone said, some lovely warm Merino clothes. Or do it's
bloody frosty out there? Someone said, matching well fitted bras
and undies. Now I never we're matching, but god we
you do? You feel holier than now? You feel like
better than everyone. You're like, oh my god, a bus
hit me today, because boy boy, when they get my
body and scrape it off the road, they're gonna.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Think the world.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Thing they'll say on the autopsy table is matching branch.
There's a woman who planned ahead.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
A lot of people, And when I saw this, I
was like, oh my god. People are like go to
the genters and just get all sorts of be like,
what's that fix it all?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, but someone said full body MRI scans, yists and everything.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
What yah sign do Millway mill baby.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
This is what celebrities are doing. Anything preventative MRIs and
full scans. Let you know what to know? Yes, you
know early. I'd say, if it's early, tell me if
I'm riddled. Yeah, it looks all good.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Okay, But I got an m r O and my
spine for a knee thing and they were like, it's
just precautionary and then you get to have a look.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
At your spine. Now I know that my spine is superior.
They're looking everything while they were in there. Nah what
they say about.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh they were like that's yeah a mess. Okay, that
needs attention right now. Someone said they would do a
full overhaul of their bed linen and towels.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh we're talking fresh sheets.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
We're talking about all new towels, all matching.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
That's what they say, replacement towels and get some.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Real nice sheridans on Farmer's Special. Do you know what
I might splash out of new plants? Holy wow? How
long until they're chapte? We're very rough?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
You know I love though in this three people are like, man,
I'd go to Brisco's and like, we're not suddenly going
to like Royal Adult you know.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, no crown. We're just like go to Briscos, but
only well tomorrow the soul start, yea.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Someone saying, dear a dream, I'm moving up to a
four play toilet paper O even seen it's too sick times.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
We'll wipe it with.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
A flannel awesome cartridge paper, new furniture.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I'd get someone to maintain my law, my lawn. I
would get my dishwasher repair.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I would have multiple cell phone charges around the house.
I would get fresh vegetables instead of frozen.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I'd finally get those lights that run off Alexa.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, n.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Alexa lights and lights off yea. Those are so experensive.
Yeah they are.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Someone's gonna win how much you say, videot Milliam. Yeah,
they said, first thing, I'm buying double quarter pounder with cheese.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's such a humble quarter pounded with cheese. With the
money that they're spending on that lotder ticket.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Shut up, that's not the fun of the game.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Play play blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
This is the top.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Six Smith and Coey.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I didn't like that Smith and Coey, I just read
again that about that tadpole would have the chair sets
and that's the sound I'd imagine that makes.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
When you drink as it's going down here.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Very floppy.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Smith and Coey is not set to shut entirely, but
to be downsized instead.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Sign of the times, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, it is a sign of the times. Lots of
places shutting down. A new market one shutting Yeah, to
be fair like that.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
That one's gone smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller
and smaller. The new market one.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It's just a footbag, now, is it.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
It is literally you walk in and it's one one
at a time. Yeah, and there's four items of clothing.
It's a cupboard and it's a cupboard.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's not but.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
It's got a whole water cylinder in that.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Because they initially what said that at the what next
year would be the last year on Queens end of
this year was going to be the lay right the
closing time, And now it's just going to be on
the ground floor or it's going to be a smaller space,
downsized space, and of course that means Christmas will have
to be downsized as well. Oh I hope not Christmas display. Yeah,

(17:04):
just it's like Santa's.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
You.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
That was where you'd always take the girls for a
Santa's photo, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay you we were the same and with Co coldy
and stains the Wellington version.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, now it's all David Jones Australia. David Australia, Australia.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Does he do a good care anymore?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'm a grown woman with no children. I don't care
about Christmas signs. You're viewing a downside Smith and Co
Christmas display, okay.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Number six. When you ask Santa for your gifts, he
tells you to manage your expectations. Oh dear, no, that
sounds great here, Santa, I want we looked at mum
and or dad and they're giving a lot more dad
or dad and goes oh really that and the parents
are shaking their head, and then maybe we manage our expectations.

(17:56):
Number five on the list of the top six sides,
you're viewing a downsize and Christmas display. One alf and
he's also busking on Queen Street. Nobody else just popping out,
chucking the hat down, burning the candle at all leans.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Number four on the.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
List of the top sex signs. You're viewing a downside
Smith and co. Christmas display. The little mice, the little
animatronic mice. They're actually real mice this year, working for
free board upstairs in the empty levels enough. Yeah, and
they'll just kind of eat whatever they can find up
there and some insolation. Yea old biscuits, yeahs left behind.

(18:38):
Number three on the list of the top sex signs.
You're viewing a downside Smith and Coe Christmas. They never
actually say the word Christmas because they don't want to
have to pay the church royalties. Feast of greetings, Happy Holidays?
Are the Christians coming for them for their slice of
the pie? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, jolly crimbo kind of.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
They invented it so they want best of season seasons greetings.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Number two on the list of the topic signs. You're
viewing a downsize Christmas display at Smith and Coey's. There's
two reindeer. They're inside a cage. They look a lot
like straight dogs with horns, and they attacking each other. Okay,
sure they.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Might.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well they look like straight dogs. Yeah, yeah, okay, but
no word says reindeer. Don't want to spoil the for
reindeer this year. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
And one of the list of the topsic signs, you're
viewing a downside Smith and Coy Christmas display a Santa's
skinny you assume a zimpic and he's also working the
perfume counter. Oh okay, so like kind of doubling up.
The doubling between Santa's makeup amazing. Yeah, and he smells
are divined. It's probably the tom Ford that's a half

(19:50):
a squirt perfume. That's a half a squirt. That's the upsis.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Plays and Halo.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
If you feel like you're turning into your parents, who
are not alone my friends, thirty seven percent of people
worry about it. Thirty eight percent of people actively try
to avoid adopting their parents' traits. Ah well, a court
of people saying they don't mind because they really if
they would turn into the parents, it wouldn't be the
worst thing. I'm a mixed bag of I like that,
and I see that in myself that's my dad or

(20:22):
my mom.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
And other times you're like, I see that in myself,
that's my dad or my mom, that's bad. I've been
turning into my mom for a long time. Also, just
like tone, not even just like beliefs or words, but
tone sometimes Oh yeah, like what what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Like like when I'm nagging people, you can hear your mind.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I can hear my mom as well, and she's the same.
Like I'll constantly hear my mom saying, oh my god,
I sound like my mother. And my mom's like sixty
four years old. I think it's just a continual decline
for like from now until we die, do.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
You reckon into them?

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Because I used to be very much a Craig Sprow.
I was very much like my dad. And then as
I get older and older and I've become more of
a woman.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm impatient like my dad.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah you got that from your mom? Yeah yeah, God,
your house must have been in a rush when you
everybody a rush.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Things done born.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
You gotta keep walking along with the Flitcher like the
Flincher family.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Just one thing I wish I was more like my mum.
She never forgets if she like, she'll say, hey, next
time you're coming down, can you bring that container? And
I'm like yep, and then forgets she never forgets anything, like,
that's a good person.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
You don't have that. I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
But your dad wouldn't forget the container. Dad would because
Prestin would tell him not to forget the container. He'd
probably put the container in the four days before he
was leaving. Yeah, because he plans ahead. I wish I
had a bit more of that too.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
But hey, you can't have it all. But you are
just useful, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Your parents must just be like where did he get
this from?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
I think that I used to say that I was
more like my dad because my dad was like the jovial,
you know, clown sort of silly, fun party boy.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
It was your dad that, not to say your mum
wasn't the fun parent growing up? Yes, yeah, but softer?
Yeah right, go talk to your mother was like, oh see,
where was that? That was the other way around with us.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
My dad could not dispend myself. Oh yeah, I just
wanted to have fun. You turned out like you did? Yeah,
complete right.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, But I think that I was always like, oh,
I'm so like my dad because of that, because I'm
so fun and carefree and like I'm like, I'm not
I'm very much like my mom get a bit highly strung. Yeah,
try to be quite efficient, like to organize things and
then like a dash of chaos.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I mean it's all happening, right, I mean, of course
it is. That's that's who, that's who raised us. There
are worse people to become.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, Hitler.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I was gonna say Hitler.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
It was on the tip of my tongue and that
I thought, maybe I won't say Hitler's child.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Then you should try not to become your father.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Because oh you would. A piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, spoiler alert, A bit of a.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Dick plays Flitchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
We've had a few of these. Now she still doesn't
have a jingle because she doesn't get a jingle for
Shannon's Hacks until she gets.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Five stars max for Shannon's Hacks. Now, Shannon, I was
away last Monday, I believe, which was your last hack? Yes,
which received a resounding zero?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
What was it again?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's how un I didn't save it as a core maintainer.
I didn't retain it.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
It was to scream happy Birthday at your newborn every
day for a year so it wouldn't cry on its
first birthday.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Now I've got that. Yeah, I'm gonna have to forget
that again.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Look, there's a bit of a mountain ahead of you
to climb to redeem yourself.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You have a dating hack.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Yeah, because you know when you go on a first date.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
You don't want to it's been so long.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Well maybe we could go on a first date.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh my god, Shannon's flirting with me. Guys, what do
I do behavior? Oh my god? Do I report a
stay carry on? Shennon? Okay.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Well, see, when you go on a first date, you're
trying to impress them, trying to put your best foot forward.
You want them to think you're charismatic and smart. You
know that's really important. So one of the most popular
first dates at the moment is escape rooms.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
I know you guys don't like them.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I've ever done one. I feel like you'd hate it.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
As an anxious person who just wants to like sit
at a bar and have a drink.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
There's not enough Margarita is in an escape drin severely
lacking an It's so fun.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
And one thing is, you know you want to look smart.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
So what you do for this hack is before you
plan your first date, you go to this escape room
and you do it by yourself and you learn all
the codes, you figure out all the puzzles, and then
you take this person there maybe the next week, and
you're like, super smart, You're onto it. You're figuring everything out,
and they perform.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
What about you said something? Yeah, lift up that box
and have a look underneath. Yeah, oh my god, you're
so smart.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
I reckon the combinations is definitely seven two three. And
they're like, you're so right. You could have just jump
in the air. They closed the door, and you're like,
you still solve the puzzles, but you've got like a
front foot in it, and they're just so impressed, and
they ask you out on a second date.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
You get married, you have kids, you get it a
like a better job.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Like so you take your.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Kids back there and on the wall of the photos
of everyone that's completed the escape room and you look
and you see that's our first date, and then one
robe below it you see by themselves. Well, maybe you
realize your whole relationship was.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
What if you wore a disguise the first time you
went so when they posted on Facebook, yeah, stick on
a mustache?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, so you want to start this whole relationship and
future based on a wider.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Why, it's just like you're fake best foot forward, do
you know what? Because you still have to work out
the puzzles the time before. So it's not like you're cheating.
You're just a kid giving yourself a step up.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, this isn't a bad hack.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
I think first date, first taste, it's too intense.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Well, it's not intense if you know all the answers.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
No, someone's coming from a gendered point of view.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I reckon most men would hate that they couldn't work
out the escape room before the day.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Then they're a man for me. Yeah, I think, don't
be so insecure.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, if I'm a smart warman, I hate losing.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You're not losing your working together to escape run Shannon,
you're assuming the first time you went to the skate
room you could get out the whole time. I clue.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yeah, And I got real tired and I sat on
the ground for a bit, and then I saw from
my eye line a clue and I got us out
purely because I got tired.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
It was perfect. I don't think this is a bad hack.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I'm going to give it to I'm giving it two.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
We're up from zero Okay, I'm going to give it
two and a half, mostly because one, they're not cheap,
are they.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
You're already going your double.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Wile to go to an escape room by yourself. That's
that's embarrassing.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
Maybe you could take a friend.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, but then you're bringing someone into your lie.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
What if they're giving the speech on your wedding day
to this person and the whole time in your heart, Like, maybe.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You're running the risk of going back to the escape
room and the person says, oh, you're back. No, I'm
bringing someone background a date on the answers and it
looks sly. Yeah, they could say, oh my god, you're back.
Only you don't want to do the escape room You've
already done doing the same one. Girl.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, I'm two point six. Actually erased my school two
point six.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Because I think I'm actually I'm comparing it to previous
Shannon's hacks, which honestly beercious.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, terable. I'd go two just because I like escape room.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Okay, okay, you're on the right, Shannon.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
You can.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
We'll give an average of what two point three for that.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Two point three? Yay, thank you. She's on her way, baby, butter.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Fly less than two point three. This is where you
stuck at escape rooms. You can the average of two.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Points because we'll be Margret at the bar across the road.
It was episode one of season five of Taskmaster, starring
Yours truly last night.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Lots of laughs in our house when we watched it.
Great stuff. I went to bed.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah that's good, but I've always got to support your friends.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm watching it TV and on too Man.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
They call it plus plus plus TV plus. Yeah, that's
the digit that you're contributing to the digital ratings. Yes,
the traditional terrestrial.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yeah great, which doesn't actually help us a show like
that survive.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
But it's great now. It was brought to my teach.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I had some lovely messages on Instagram from people saying
they were watching and whatnot. And one of my followers
who I can assume her name is Lauren because it's.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
A loz Oh yep. Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Now, shout out to Laz who has brought to my
attention that something I was disappointed didn't exist now exists.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I just sent it to the group Champ.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I made comments a while ago that no one had
written erotic fan fiction about Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, and now oh no, Hailey, I've just read the tags.
Because we spoke about this with Taskmaster Jeremy Wells. He
said that some of the fans get so carried away,
get so carried away that they write the fan fiction.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
They write fan fiction, they do artwork of you. And
someone has written a fans this.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Is hot off the press, this had This is a
six hundred and ninety seven word so short story. Yeah,
erotic fiction. Yeah, it's got so far on this website.
One kudos, fifteen hits, yeah anonymous. It comes with tags,
don't read them, character tags, Hailey sproil Jeremy Wells. So

(30:11):
that sounds all one, and the additional tags which give
you the sort of trigger warnings. Yeah, of what could
be in this?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
So it's called the name of the short story. The
fan fiction is called the audition. You're playing romantic music.
There is nothing romantic about now.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I'll read some of what it is that person.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Floor, so I'll give you see to miss out. I
feel we should link to this, oh on our story.
I feel we should.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Link to with a big trigger warning. Not for everybody. Okay.
The opening sentences are can't your word? And then I'm like, ah,
I go that's a dirty word. And then I read
the sentence. It makes me feel a little.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I say this with love and respect to Jeremy wellser
he had nothing to do with writing this. Nor is
this the process of how I obtained the job on
task Master.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
It's called the audition. It's start. Oh my god, Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Listen, Hailey, Jeremy said, interrupting her audition. If you really
want to be on Taskmaster, you're going to have to
do more than just read lines.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
You're can have to prove.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
That you're willing to go the extra mile. Haley had
heard rumors about the show's host demanding favors from the contestants,
but she had never believed them. Now Here, she was
face of the possibility of having to sleep with Jeremy
once to earn her spot on.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
The show, absolutely upset.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Ben Hurley got his spot on the show.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Then devastated.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
What do you mean, Haley asked, trying to keep her
voice steady. Jeremy leaned back in his chair and smiled,
I'm that if you want to be on Taskmaster, you're
going to have to perform for me.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
And I don't just mean I mean full on. Hailey's
eyes wider paint's Jeremy as some sort of predator.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, she'd never even considered having before.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Little I was so much.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
She's just met his commanding presence started at it talks
about her heart racing as Jeremy stood up and began undressing.
She'd always been attracted to tall, serious men, and Jeremy
fit the bill perfectly. His muscular body was lean and toned.
His Jeremy approached Hailey, his eyes dark with desire. To

(32:39):
take off your clothes.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
He commander it ends.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Hailey looked, her eyes shining with gratitude. Thank you, she said,
with her voice barely above a whisper. Jeremy smiled down
at her. No, thank you. That was incredible. Hailey grimm
more confident and empowered than she had in years. She
just proven that she's wanting to do whatever it takes
to achieve her dream, even.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
If it means that manage the demands of a dominant man.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
As you walk down the hill, that roombrybody's still tinkling
with pleasure. She knew she had just earned her spot
on task malast night. Well, to be careful what you
wish for, because you just literally see days ago nobody
there's no fan fiction.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I can't believe after all these years no one's written
any fan fiction about man.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
And now they have and it's quite weird.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
It's full on Flitch has yet to see the details
of what Jeremy Wells and this Hailey Spray creature got
up to. We'll share that off here, but thank you
to this synonymous author who wrote this.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
And if you are yeah, you didn't catch last night's
first episode of Taskmaster, It's on again tonight. Yeah, on
again tonight and you can catch up TV and said
plus as well.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Play fla Nailey play still.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that sly little.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Today's Salettle Pole. What's hotter skiing or snowboarding?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
What do we talk about this? I think I did.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
I say, I said something and then I was like,
snowboarding is definitely hotter because I think it's well, because
I've tried both. I'm not a skier, I'm not a
snow person, ye, but skiing you can kind of get
that hang off slowly but surely. Snowboarding is one of
the most near impossible things I've ever attempted.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Shannon said.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
We were theorizing about what Jason Mamau did in the
snow at Queenstown. Yeah, talking about it, but he'd definitely
be a snowboard.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
He's got a shirt off on socials today. That's not
in Queenstown though, that's a pre recorded It is pre recorded.
Looks like Hawaii. But sorry, that went into the microphone.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
So what I've got here is the percentage between skiing
and snowboarding. Zero feedback. We're locked out of our Instagram account.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
We've been hacked.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Need to send nude photos again to the problem it
was it was the nipples. There was too many nipples
on our Instagram.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Oh my god. Well we were going to do a
rank the show nipples.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, we were, well, we was going to see I
had to send it to the Instagram to get it up.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I had to take the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Unfortunate. It's unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, we've been wow locked down because of your nipples.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Ginder politics. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Eighty six percent of people said snowboardy on top of
the skin. That's the biggest one thing. It's definitely made
a comeback. Though. Skin used to be like rich nerds, Yeah,
rich nerds, old white nerds. What about some big Nordic
man Haley doing the ski jump at the Dero freestyle skiers.

(35:50):
It's pretty rare. They're pretty athletic and pretty acrobatic.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, definitely. I mean they're both great sports.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
But if I was to go hotness alone, if I'm
on the slopes, yeah, I'm going snowboarding in course.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Also, they tank a the gear off and then they've
been hiding a manga all on.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
You know, they're so like they're like skinny, and they're like,
oh my god, you looked massive before.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Can you snowboard porn?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yes, that's just so much hotter. Nobody keeps by the way,
I've been seeing some more highbers.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
And floods of highberts.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh god, Warn keeps breaking his rest though he's not
he's very no, but when did you get pulled off
the mountain on the hell embarrassed on the snow? That
was I just went. I just smashed my face into
the ground where we couldn't see anything for.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I was icy.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Sod was literally like a ride down and the ski
patrol it's snow.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Which do you do?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
You know? Chocolates?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I hot chocolate and do chips. We're having mulled wine. Yeah, exactly,
mild wine. Maybe we'll take a ride on the chili.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
We go just around and around, and then we get
the muld wine, the best mulled wine, the best. The
best treat is the one that you've earned. Is saying here,
you got the chains on the wheel Cadrona. You go out,
you go out west to Captains and there's a little
cafe out there and you can have a couple of beers.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
We've been there, We've been How did you get out
of there? You've got a snowboard and a snowmobile.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
We got on the back of a handsome man's snowmobile.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's a hot that's a hot vehicle.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Snowmobile.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
We should rank hot vehicles to ride. No, how embarrassed,
How embarrassing for you? Yeah, I think it's weird because
a snowmobile. I think it's hot, but maybe because of
its rarity ski which is technically just a snowmobile on
the water.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
What about a forklift?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You know on Friday? This on Friday, let's do this
for final control. I'm going it's about I'm going to
put out there for Friday. One of those Italian speedboat
you know that James Bond and this standard stand on
the wheel happened to drives one in one of the
music videos. Yeah, yeah, and it's exactly the boat you're picturing.

(38:11):
Maybe are you picturing quite a long a yacht.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Marine?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Marine?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, that's how they sound. It's the mode I don't
want to buy. I've never had any interest. In fact,
tonight when I went lotto, we have a many million
thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I wouldn't buy a boat neither too much edmund higher
one buying a snowmobile.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I mean we live in Auckland and a snow cannon
for my apartment. Oh my god, I can do laps
around my couch on my snowmobile I got.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I can't wait for Friday to rank hottest vehicle.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, let's good. I'm excited about that. No feedback for
sittle little hole today, but overwhelming.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Snowboard hotter.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Yeah, plays Fleborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Now to Lesbian news now, and I'll take charge of this.
As someone who has but doesn't full.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Time a pillar of the lesbian community, I am more
than willing to listen to me. Oh, they get right
amongst it all right, Well, so some lesbians speels quite sorry.
A couple lesbians the gays have chimed in a lesbian
couple have done a Q and a online like a

(39:33):
big ask me anything, lesbians.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Anything, and people just inundated them with questions that they've
always wanted to ask a same sex female couple.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
But you've got that anonymity of the keyboard and the screen,
so you can just ask anything.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Where does it? How does it? What do we do
you ever?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Where's the they've got kids? Do you they've got kids?
Have me some questions about that?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
My thing is always do you mix it up? If
we mix it up? Do you are you the driver? Always?
I hate I'm the driver.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I would have Yeah, I would assume you'd always be
the driver. I really have to be like, I'm not
I'm not in the mood to drive today.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Oh my god, I'm not a passenger princess. I cannot.
I hate it. It's so bad at driving.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Honestly, I'm constantly told how bad I am at driving?
Yet should I won't step up and drive?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Step up?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
One of the questions is always like, do you share clothes?
Because imagine if my wardrobe got doubled.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
If they were lame, if you were, you would love
today because great boots. I think would if I was
at in Elisabian, we would have wardrobe would be exclusively
one large, happy communal wardrobe hivers gorgeous boots, start sitting
up in pants, chicken shirts, pants with pockets, chick chicken

(40:57):
flannel shirts. Yeah, yeah, good stuff now.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
So basically.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, or you'd have or you've got to you.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
We aren't going to.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Cason, probably our most famous lesbian friend, she rocks the
same yet as.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
We've got the BT, the BT fifty is the lesbian choice,
not addicuat the Nevara.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Not a real it's not a real Like burly.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Lesbians't won't go near a Ford Ranger because they've got
respect for themselves, because they do want to respect for themselves. Okay,
yeah right now.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Basically what they did is they asked, they answered frequently
asked questions about being lesbians. Right, I want to know
what are your I f a q's regardless of like
maybe it's like you get questions always about your job
or like like Aaron always.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Gets like what's it to be so tall? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Do you have to duck through doorways? Do you have
to buy custom pants?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
What are the questions that you always get.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Maybe it's about your appearance, or your lifestyle or your job,
your FAQ's.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I love that. Okay, Oh eight hundred dollars at M
give us a call now you can text through nine
six nine sex. What are your FAQs? Whether it's about
your job, yeah, lifestyle that you do, your appearance.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, maybe it's been a really unique hobby.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And shout out to the lesbian couple who are listening,
who we just described to the t We know you'll
see you. Bet they're both squad rise and they're both
wearing each other's clothes constantly and nice sensible boots. See,
that's why you'd be great with the lesbian We.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Are the lesbian's chosen station for good reasons.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Should adopt me?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yes, some sort of someone says us lesbians stand for
our kingborn lesbian kingborn.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah weird. Now we're only getting messages in from lesbians
so far, were broad.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
This is an FAQ for everybody? What what are What
are the FAQ's the big questions you always get, whether
it's about your job, your hobby.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Your appearance, your lifestyle. Whatever. Well, good morning everyone, and
good morning to the lesbians listening.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Boy they're awake and they are with us. So this
is what got us onto your FAQ's because the lesbian
couple did and ask us anything, and they got all
the FAQs.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
About being gay and being a same six female couple.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
And then having kids having all the questions that come
with that. So you're asking you this morning, what are
your FAQ's, Whether it's your lifestyle, your job, your appearance,
your hobby. What do you always get asked?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
These are really good.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
There's a really good one here, Karlin, Good morning, what's
your faq?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (43:47):
I have a pastiitic eye, and I always get asked
like that you can see.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Out of it?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Of course not, of course not, of course you can't.
It's literally.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
No, no, how can I ask how you lost your eye?

Speaker 11 (44:05):
I put it playing with the flathead screw drive when
I was a living.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I regret as I shouldn't finish your story.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
No, I don't think we need to know the Oh
my god, Carlum, did you fallard?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Did? What was an?

Speaker 11 (44:20):
I was putting a whole into a coat bottle and
it slipped.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Up, and my.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
God, you're I have a question, and it's not can
you see out of it?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
But how far?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Away maybe, you know, because if I had had that happen,
I would be researching how far away are they from
a prosthetic guy that can see?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Basically, if you get your eye removed, then there's no
hope because curve.

Speaker 11 (44:51):
And then when you get a researched like the USA.

Speaker 8 (44:54):
They've got really cool bionopies and yeah, it's not New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Can you.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I've got some questions. We're can you take it out?

Speaker 12 (45:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:07):
And I take it out.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I'm literally holding it in my hand and they're like,
can you see out of it?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
So I'm like, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Just like move it around like Nickelodeon and oh my god, wow, wow.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Did you get okay?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Well?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I get why people ask you this question fascinating. Did
you get the eye this like to match your other one?
Did you get it the exact same color?

Speaker 11 (45:36):
Yes? Because my artist, the guy who sits there and
does it, he refuses to give me like a devil
or creepy eye.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Yeah.

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Can you can you order president guys off T mill
or Express. Now they're going to be fitted to your soide.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
I can it fits to your socket? It's not completely
a ball, it's a concave.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, it's not a round ball like they can.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You see somebody of you putting it in?

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
So many questions, so many questions.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
A weird request.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, I'm a weird with weird stuff from going on
in my head.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Thank you so much, Thank you so much for those
I f a cs. Wow, Megan, what's your FAQ?

Speaker 12 (46:22):
Mine is what's it like being an only child?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, yeah? Who did you play with?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:28):
Like we had each of friends and stuff there, and
my parents were kind of quite keen on making sure
that I was socialized.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But you always get that question or like you're always
always and it's like, well, I don't know, what's it
like having a brother or sister?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Are you true? And they sometimes say you don't act
like an only child.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, I think, oh you're so spoiled. Yeah, yeah, you
would get that, and I didn't choose this.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I think I feel like it would be a compliment though,
of people said you don't act like an only child.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I definitely take that as a compliment that your parents
were just like, no, she's enough. Ye nailed it exactly, Megan.
Thank you, Gina, what's the question you always get asked, good.

Speaker 12 (47:16):
Morning, guys, long time, lessen, first time, all.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Last, welcome you.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
So I'm mis when and my sister and I always
did ask what's it like.

Speaker 11 (47:30):
To be a twist?

Speaker 12 (47:31):
And from the last pool, I have no idea what
else it would feel like to be all? You know?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
They also get asked if you can read each other's
minds and feel each other's pain?

Speaker 12 (47:41):
Yeah, yeah, and suddenly and asked like, when I was
a kid, I think we like primary schirl. I was
in the house and my sister was out riding a
bike with some friends. One of the girls like she
fell off her bike and one of the girls ran
over her arm and I was in the house. Oh
my god, my arm as the work.

Speaker 11 (48:02):
I'm just like, oh my god, let's just broken.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Around tw tangle. Are you guys? Are you identical or no?

Speaker 11 (48:13):
No, we're fraternal.

Speaker 12 (48:14):
So we'll often get told, wow, you guys don't look
like twins.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
They work in different ways.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, yeah, thank god, you know that's so fascinating.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Thank you.

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pillar of the pillar of the lesbian comunity. You have
been shout out for a while to all my um okay,
you've just lost was called that I've got lots of tattoos.
I constantly get asked, did all those tattoos hurt? Yeah?
Somebody message in with a throat tattoo. I always get us.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Did the hurt?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Of course?

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I'm only forty three, but I always gets my gray here.
I think that's you're in your forties. Gray's fine, right,
it's people in their twenties that start going great, You've
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like a little pet. Yeah. I work and youth justice,
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work in the Hamilton area. A ram raiding chart will yeah,
I probably won't know.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I love.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I'm a police officer. Have you ever tasted anyone? Have
you ever shot anyone?

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Or I've asked those questions to police officers. Of course
you have said they're in the military FAQs.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Have you killed someone?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Even those that have I very much don't like being
asked that flench interesting you asked the guy. Remember there
was in the Navy seal and your first question was
have you killed someone? I don't really like the seal.
He's got a nose vision goggles and like can go
underwater for ages.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Ask him what's the coolest thing you're saying through his
night vision goggles. Don't ask me someone Tickson.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'm a fattie and a baker, and people always say
you must love your baking. No, don't say that.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Never trust a skinny ship.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I would never never ever, I will tash, what is
your biggest f a q?

Speaker 11 (50:46):
First of all, long time listener.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
First time, welcome, Welcome, what's the big one? You always
get asked?

Speaker 12 (50:56):
So I went to a rural high school where my
mom was principal, and everyone would be fascinated.

Speaker 10 (51:03):
Asking are you allowed us swear at home? Or does
she make you coffee?

Speaker 12 (51:06):
Lines from the dictionary?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
It was always It was always the teachers and principals,
kids at schools that were then autist.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, yeah, no, no they wouldn't. Were you a naughtyughty,
naughty little girl.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
I wasn't, but every time I went to a party,
they would say, does.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
Your mum know you're here?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I did always feel sorry for like the kids that
had parents that were teachers at the school, because yeah,
they'd always get it a bit harder.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Like miss so and so, such a story, Thank you, Maddie.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
What's your fa Q?

Speaker 11 (51:42):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Well, I had scoliosis and I had surgery that put
some rods in my back to make me all straight gay.
And everyone's first question to me when I tell them
that as always do you get your rods out?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
My first question was do you always beep in the middle? Ye?
Have to say, do you have to carry something through
the metal detector.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
That's a hot topic as well, But no, it actually
doesn't go off.

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Oh wrong middle line. But I've got to take to
smuggle a knife on boardine, I've got to take out
my one hundred and twenty grand toothpaste. But you've got big, giant,
stabby middle rods.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
In your back. It just doesn't.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Seem fair because Maddie's not going to sit in the
plane surgically remove the rock and.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Kill someone with it.

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Maddie, I hate to do this, but do you give.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
The middle rods removed forever?

Speaker 12 (52:35):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (52:35):
For life?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Oh wow? Kind of There must be like a titanium
or something.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Then yeah, yes they are red who snapped as femur
and he had to get a rod in there and
it was rose right, lavender left. And that's whether you've
got a purple rod or a pink rod. Do you
know what color your rods?

Speaker 11 (52:54):
I'm gonnaly just play.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Silas right up the middle sprout yeah, dream Wow, Okay,
that's fascinating. Wow, thank you for some more messages. I
always get asked if being a teacher puts me off
having kids, yep, or does it make me want to
have them. She said, yeah, I do want to have
my own, but it's always a.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Pleasure to give back.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I just won't be calling them Jaden No so many names, Yeah,
lots of vets saying. The most common question is how
do you handle putting animals down? Yeah, they said, that's
a question we ask ourselves a lot. Someone said, you
just get to sit around and stroke dogs and would
because that's what I would do.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Like that is some jurke. I can't believe people are
still asking redheads if the curtains match the drapes.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Now, come on, thes are the drapes the curtains?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Oh sorry, yeah, do the curtain?

Speaker 7 (53:45):
I know?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Someone said curtain matches the drapes. You've got curtains, drapes,
and carpet.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
That's a warm twenty four. Want some under floor installation
in that? It's a warm. My name is a Dow.
I always get asked if I can sing.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
No that. Yeah, I got really curly hair. I always
get asked if it's natural or if I'm doing it
doing that to it? Yeah, I'm a principal. I get
asked if I'm keeping the kids in line, and if
I would give if I could give them the strap
woard eye.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Ah, I'm a zoo keeper. Do you get to cuddle
monkeys all day long? It's actually very rare that we
have contact with the animals. Most of them would eat us.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah, I was gonna say, monkeys are RiPP your face off? Wow.
I always get asked. And my eyelashes are real. Apparently
it looks like I have extensions, but they're all natural
rough But you hate our friend doctor Sean has messing me.
Can you look at my rash?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Okay, it feels targeted and pointed. Hailey sprout, well, what
what use was all that study? If you're only going
to work two days of the week, you know you
might as well you might.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Well use it.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Tell your friends, your friends out and his in his defense,
he's doing two days traditional medicine, three days holistic crystals.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
I'm know that this this X man, I've still got
going even though over Yeah, and he was as trash
me clean off the steerois.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
He gave me a reiki the other day. Are you
going to touch me? He was like, I am spiritually you.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Wind him up all right?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
One minute away from eight.

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We've got our one golden song that could when you're
one thousand dollars next and we've got a little surprise.

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Okay, we have a little surprise. Now hailing, what's happening?
I don't know what's happening and you don't know what's
happening either.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Are you doing a thing? Don't be mad at us?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Why we need you to put on this?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
We've got a blindfold for you? Is this why? Shannon? Okay?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Shannon messaged me privately and said, hey, hon, we're filming
some videos for socials.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Do you want to put some makeup on? And I said, nah, man,
I'm roar dogging it till I to give a show.
Why what's happening? Who's put on the blindfold?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Because we have a secret interview and a secret guest
coming into the studio.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
But I hang on, okay.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Somebody that you've never interviewed before?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Oh no, guys, what if it's no? What are you doing? Why? Who?
This is? No? Leave the studio to go and do stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
I'm busting to we what I was like, and we're like, no, stay, stay,
You've got to stay. You've got to stay.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Who is it? What kind of like?

Speaker 4 (56:44):
What kind of I'm trying to think of, like what
category of surprise?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
How you really like puppies and cats? And you were like,
oh really? And then there was the band put on
cats and dogs. Oh no, I'll cry in the building. Yeah,
and well we've got a special exemption. Now, could you
get the head of buttons are there?

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Why would the kittens need head fund.

Speaker 14 (57:09):
To be able to hear?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
If I take off this blind bottle, there's not kittens
in my hands are gonna be annoyed.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I can hear the door opening, doors open. If it's
Jason Moore holding a kitten, I'm just gonna absolutely lose
my mind. What would you like to take your because
now I don't know who's next to me, and I.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Don't know what's Can you feel a president? Okay, hang on,
ladies and gentlemen. We are joined in studio by Steven Adams.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Good morning, Hello, good morning morning morning.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Hi Stephen, hell, Hi, nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
To his hands.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Sorry, dude, I'm gonna say off this jacket you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
We're on the radio.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
You can't say it.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
We'll put in the video, but jacket rules.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Well, what's the story with it?

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Just it looks looks pretty dope. It's warm.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yes, warm, the best reason to buy a jacket.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Hi, Stephen, I don't mean to be full on, but
I'm feeling full on.

Speaker 14 (58:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I like you lots, Steven. I think you're really cool.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Guy. Remain calm. I'm being really remain calm. Now, a
few reasons why you're back?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Because how long?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
How long have you been back in New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (58:28):
For I got him this morning?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Did you wow?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Just like that and straight to see me. That's unbelievable.
That means the world to me.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
It's not here to see you for you? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I hope you don't know that I'm a Miami Heat
girl because I'll just like put that to the side,
Miami Heat other than you.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:48):
So why what how are you back in New Zealand
Rather than to see me, I.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Didn't see you.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I'm doing my basketball camps, so we got three of them.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
You do Partidor in Auckland. Those are three places. Which
is the best region for basketball?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
It's hard to say, because I'm in this talent. If
you're going buy talent, yes, it's hard to choose. There's
always these small pockets and whatnot. But the camps that
we're doing now, it's all about fun. I'm just having
fun basketball and we get good turnouts, good crowd, good families,
good kids, So it's all fun.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
So I went to a basketball cap when I was
a kid, Yes, Steve, and I wiped my pants in the.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
I didn't want to bring it up, but here we are.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
It is a core memory for me. I went to
a basketball cap when I was a kid because my
brother's really tall and I was tall, and so.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
That my mom was like basketball and we went.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
To this camp and I remember sitting on the ground.
I was really young, so it's absolutely fine that this happened.
And I remember sitting on the ground and then giving
us the instructions for the day and me being like
I need to be but you know, when you're a kid,
you just like don't say anything, and so I.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Just beat my pants.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Why are you telling the story?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Sorry, I probably wouldn't have told you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
No, I wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
And at the end though, all all right, go get
your bags, we're going to hit into the day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
And I remember I just sat there and my beautiful
brother was like just sort of it out. So that's
one story that will cut and the second one is
for some reason.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
I grew up believing that that camp was run by
Shaquille O'Neill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
It wasn't. It was probably just a man no Steve,
but it definitely wasn't Shaquille o'nils.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
It must be like a good feeling for you, kind
of a way to give back and see the up
and coming talent and give give kids a chance to
get involved.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah, it's mainly just that bro just accessibility, just to
play the games. And again it's just about These camps
are just about the fun aspect of basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Is there an angel woman on the camp?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Yeah? Yeah, it's pretty I mean it's still young. I
think we're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Thank you for gesturing to me when you said young.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
But it's a wide range. We get all the many
ball hoops out and get Was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
There anything like that when you were a young.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Fella, Not that I was aware of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, So how did you find yourself like playing basketball?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Was it through school or yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
Typically through school, especially my family because we're a tall family,
so naturally we were pushed towards basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Anyway, your family is many things as well as family talented, ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
And also, yeah, my brother's played basketball as well. So yeah,
it's kind of been in the family and that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Where do you fit in the rankings?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Like age wise in your family, I'm the younger, you're
the youngest. That must be good being better than your
big brothers.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Yeah yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's the right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
It's for the youngest to be like I'm the best
at basketball in the family.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Yeah, But it's just it's just like the age range
is so vast, right, you can't really prove it, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
I mean I did make it like NBA or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Yeah, I was going to say none of them.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
The best, but like it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Those things like sometimes you'll play one on one against
like family members, yeah, and they will win. Oh wow,
because it's just like it's a different game. It's not
like a full NBA game. It's different rules.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Because you're known for what's the move that you do
when it's like a two thing, and then you're.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
The wall screening, ye screening.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Like does it hurt some people just slamming into you
or you're just like whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
No, not really, because like they're not they're not like
islander boys.

Speaker 13 (01:02:26):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
If you slammed into you, you'll be like oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
God, screening New Zealand players like some of the Islander
boys because like they have rugby background, they know how
to run through contact.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Run through a human.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Yeah, it's pretty I feel that a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah, yeah, I feel that it's very different from say
over there where they they will give up on the screen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah. Right, So first day back in New Zealand today,
is there anything you mess and that you as soon
as you get back have to have?

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Just any of the food, bro just miss the food
and even just stepping off the plane, just taking in
the air and just seeing the views.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
It's just amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
And also you're you're launching a product while you're back
in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Your your breakfast? Could you guys are really prepared for
this interview?

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
It was planned all along without me, know, were just
blame for I thought you were a kitten meadow fresh
quick bricking. I actually was walking around the supermarket at
the weekend and saw your face adorning these yea, get
prepared for that. You're all over the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
What a shame, What a terrible thing to see when
you're out doing your groceries.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Too small daughters and they go through like three letters
of milk every other day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
So what was it like in your family? How much
was it going through?

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
We went through a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Did you have a house cow? It was like the family,
they've taken too much.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Myletal house kill just shoot?

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Would you have those multiple judge of all?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I remember you grown up with our fred will be
stocked like I think there was probably ten leaders ten milk.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:04:02):
Time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
What is Christmas like? I mean, surely there's not room
for one more human being. If I was just wandering
around lost at Christmas, surely.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
There would be a plate available for a passer by.
It's competitive, Yeah, I'm very competitive. I'm also an elite
sports person, but I don't want to get into it.
But I'm a marching girl and I've traveled the world
with it as well, so I can relate to you
and your family on many many different ways.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
It's last and I'm at the top of the marching. Yeah.
Do you know marching?

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Yeah? Is there? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Are you going to see you?

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
It is time? When are the basketball camps happening?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Eighth, tenth, and the fourteenth? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Amazing, Well, I can't wait to attend.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
No eight to fourteen year olds?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Ah, you're out, just only by twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Yeah, the pants winning thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Yeah, if I come along, maybe it would be a
nice healing moment for me to attend a basketball camp
and not pee my pants.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
That would be wonderful. It would be Steven Adams, thank
you so much for Papuna.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
No worries, mate, play Sims, Flechable and Hayley the Giant.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Steven Adams has just left the building. Dude had a
duck to get in and out of the door and
the elevator. When he shook my hand, his hand is
like three of my hands. Yeah, and he did the seminary,
shook my hand and then put his other hand on
the other side of my hand, and I felt like
someone had put my hand in a panini press like
a whales mouth. He's so lovely too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
How a week?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
You're such good friends? Do you know what's terrible?

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
I need it, I've needed to be for so long,
and then you're like, you can't leave, you can't leave,
you can't go, And then I just wig get some
photos together and now I'm here, still busting the way
and like very frantic.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Now was I cool? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
You were really?

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
You okay?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Well here Shannon Hans put up the video. I'd say
it's up there. It's for at Jason Momoa level.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Felt similar, Yeah, not remaining cool these beings and the
flesh as something else.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Because for those that don't know, like obviously people know
about your fascination with Jenson Momo, they've seen that video.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Gevens.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Even Adam is your other one?

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she got a type.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
It does appear like two Harris has moved his way
into the third position.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
So yes, she does ginormous boy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Check out the video. Just Haley's face reaction is pretty good.
It's on her socials. F VH sit in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I mean, what do you do with your day? Now?
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Yeah? It can only go down really.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, cam whooo anyway, okay, concentrate. What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, I think I've gently food poisoned myself.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
You weren't cooking up one of those ghost fishes that's
washed up zombie fishes? Zombie fishes?

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
What's that? It was just Brian talking about it, and
North Island fishermen have fished up snapper that have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Got like pets, missing gray eyes, flesh. Yeah, like kind
of like White Walker, Fishish and Game of Thrones, bits
of bone and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
No, no, no, I just made a chicky stir fry because
I'm doing the same. So it takes me a bit
of a time at the moment because I'm sort of like,
you know, calculating everything for my nutritous and I just
had a chicken sturf fry. Lots of vegetables, some white
rice chicken say too, like that's it, And.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
No, Gop, did you put in some It wasn't in
the program.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I put soy sauce and I put a tiny bit
of chili flex and that was sort of in a
bit of lime juice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Anyway, it was fine. So I made this lame stir
fry and I ate it. And then it was like
an instant you know when your glad start to go,
like when you're going to be sick. Oh yeah, and
you get that like nauseous feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
And I had this like nausea in my like upper stomach,
and I was like, oh, that's not good. And I
suddenly felt like these waves of I'm going to throw up. Oh,
And I was like, maybe surely it's not the dinner, right,
because I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Thought it too wild.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
That really annoys me when people eat something and instantaneously,
but I've got food poison Bacteria's got to get into
the stomach and multiply to the point where it overthrows everything, right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
I mean it was a little bit after, but yeah,
I started feeling really gross. But I put so much
effort into this sort of calculation of this meal that
I had aaron set to the side and I was
sitting there trying not to throw up as I saw
him walking with his bowl. And rather than just being like,
I wouldn't eat it, it didn't make me feel good,
just watched him horn it down.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Because you didn't want to cook another meal.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
For them, because he had been working on the house
till late.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
And I knew that, you know, like I wanted to
make him dinner because he had been working on the house.
So I knew if he was like, oh, I don't
want to eat this, if it's made you feel crock,
that I'd then be like, oh God, I've got to
get up and something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
So I was like, well, if I've.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Got food poisoning, you can get food poisoning too. So
I watched him meet there and then he fell all toilet.
Oh no, yeah, right toilet beyond the shower. Are they
what the showers in with down the plug hole? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Yeah there, but rap, I've googled how long for symptoms
for food poisoning? Two to six hours? Yeah, okay, so
maybe and said it maybe longer or shorter, So it
can't have been that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Oh, I guess this is the announcement then, isn't it? No,
definitely not, But I did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
I felt really really.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Crock and I sort of just like the sweets and
like that kind of gross like running thing, and I
went to.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
A bid with a haughty on my tummy, okay, and
then I woke up and it was fine. It was gone.
Looks that is what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
We always hope for after about a sickness, always a
slightly soft still for a couple of days, and then
I look at the round, I'll be like, come on,
come on, I should be come on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Done enough, Pa Flinchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day.

Speaker 13 (01:10:28):
Do do do do do do do do do do
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Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Do Today's Fact to the day is about the first
ever athlete.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I must also thank m.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
No work, Anthony, lazy Anthony will send in some great facts.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Thank you, Anthony.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
A regular fact of the day contributed Anthony or Anthony.
Um Anthony, I've got okay, but I may.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Sometimes you don't hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah Anthony, you did, right, so Anthony Hopkins, Well, Wikipedia
is not working, so the game's up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Well now you're going to have to come up with
your own facts. Look forced your hand.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
You have to do your own reseach.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
I'm working.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Let me give this a refresh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I have to go to before I was working, like
Google was working. Right, Let's see if the Guinness World
Records is working, because this is a current standing Guinness
World Record.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I love watching the Olympics when they when they break
a work spot.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
On your phone, horn spot on your phone, Guinness World
Records opening. Let me try refreshing Wikipedia. I mean you
didn't have quite a quick.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Chat. I did what that? It's not working? No, Harm's
gonna les. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
He was the first person to ever get disqualified at
the Olympics. Thing positive to a banned substance or what?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Dr okay, that was where I was leading. I opened there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
What was the sport shooting? Oh yeah, oh what drugs
for shooting. Maybe something that makes exactly like our Turkish dude,
I love him, he said.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
He was just kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Who said, by the way, he's just joking about his dog.
Oh you did you read that thing on the person.
He's like sharing to what my dog back, and everyone's like,
give him what he wants. He's going to be scenario
on our hands, he said, had got a photo of
his dog. Yeah, I'm going to say it some kind
of what year was this, nineteen sixty eight at the
Mexicos of marijuana. I'm going to say some kind of

(01:12:39):
a fitamine to keep him awake.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
I'm going to say marijuana to keep Karma's nerves because
it was nineteen sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
It was beer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
He drank beer prior to pistol shooting, and it is
a banned substance because it relaxes your nerves. Alcoholano technically
is the banned substance right at lowers your heart rate
and you can be killing hand and still a hand
for the pystol shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Also like not great to have a beer and then
hold a gun. No, regardless of what you're shooting at.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, that's a sort of a generally agreedable, generally we
agreed I did. I don't have the exact words of
the thing because I don't know if you guys caught
it just before I said Wikipedia crash, Yeah, petty won't
load all right, But I went through the history of
doping at the Olympic Games. He was the first and
only at that first one. But then it's kind of

(01:13:31):
like that was the landslide. I don't know if testing
got better or from there on out. Tell you what
decade you reckon was the biggest? Nineties Yeah, yeah, nineties
was massive for doping. Everyone's getting jacked up, wanted to
be faster, bigger, stronger.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Yeah, and they started busting different sorts of because obviously
after the nineties, when like these are the ones we
can catch, then everyone started gining a bit sneaky, creative,
and they started catching a lot of different ones in
the two thousands. Yeah, but the first one ever in
today's Factor the day is the first person ever disqualified
at the Olympics Olympics for testing positive for a banned
substance was a shooter at the nineteen sixty eight Olympics

(01:14:10):
who had a couple of beers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Fact of the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Day, day day day day.

Speaker 13 (01:14:18):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do Do Do Do do do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Play play now.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
This is a move I've never considered before. A petty
move to get back at a an X or like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Some revenge, but a revenge. Okay, there is a woman
she shot on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
If you ever want to have get some petty revenge
on someone, steal their microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Play actu.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
It's a microwave plate and then you've got a spare one.
Oh yeah, no, you'd have to have the same microwave
to have the same one. Who cares what you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Oh god? Okay, so you can get one on team
for fifteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Yeah, but it might not be the same trade me apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
The universe or a lot of them a Y type
you know those three yep Yeah, annoying that you can
give them anywhere between fifteen sixteen dollars to how.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
You won't know either, You won't know until you need it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
You go to the microwave and you've got to put
your soup in or something, and you're like, hang on
a second.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Because it has to turn around for it to work.
Because if you ever micro ate something and it's that
plates come away. We're about to hear it. Wait, well,
we're about to hear about your microwove that doesn't need
to rotate, No mind rotate, because my parents have got
a microwave that doesn't rot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Experience, no mind. You can do middle and and a grill.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Oh that's why it's built spin as well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
No, no, it spins. It's spins.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
But they don't need to play anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Does that mean a fan hold in the middle, because
that was to like get it all kind of the year,
even whereas now they're a bit more advanced. But this
is so good, like and then you're going to see it, right,
and you're going to go where is that? You're going
to think you've gone to clean out. You're gonna go
looking for it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
It's really putting you out in the pettiest way. I
think I'm like you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
I wouldn't do that to someone. I don't think I'm pity.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
I didn't say that. You just said I didn't say that.
And in fact, what's your back?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Okay, what's your back? Next time? I'm over for some
drinking poos, microve plates coming home with me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Yes, thinking about it. You have a hard ban, a
hard twelve month ban.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Now, I don't know that I've ever pulled such a
petty move, but I've always desired it. You always hear
about the people that freeze a first and then grade
it through the back of someone's car so you can
never get the smell out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Have you heard that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Yeah, I mean some genieser, some people do deserve. They
might have been a cheated cheat of pumpkinator, they.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Could have been, and which in which case they deserve.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
But I still don't know if someone cheated on me,
if it would great a fish in their car, but
you would steal your microwave play and now I might
still be with their head.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
This is what I want to know and get some
calls and text in for, is what was your petty
revenge move, like the petty of the better?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
How you got back at someone in such a small
Imagine stealing someone all of their pigs. Yeah, that would
suck inconvenience. I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
This is when I was old. This is so childish,
so gross.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yeah, well, I think I was like eighteen or nineteen
years old and my friends lived in a flat and
my friend went there and her boyfriend lived in this
flat and he I can't remember, he didn't cheat or something,
but he had been a deck. We went into his
bedroom and we covered as a whole bed in I'll
say it stolen real estate signs.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
And then she got his towel that was on the
back of his door, wiped her bomb on it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Hailey Jane Sprown.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
What did he do to deserve that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
She wiped her bum with his towel and we hung
it back and was like we're going and I was like,
there was a dirty bum.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Well it was just your bum. But bums touchdowns all
the time every time I got out of the shower.
The bum pity it was? Was it actually really good?
You would have been out and about she's been out
and about.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Okay, she's her bum hadn't been out a little bit. Sweet. Well,
let's take some calls. Have you ever done something pity
or vindictive? Your petty payback? Have a romantic lover either no,
anybody is wrong to you, or just like a flatmate
that keeps stealing your food and so you poison some

(01:18:31):
food in the free Okay, Well, we just want to do. Pity, sorry,
not crime criminal? What we presented as exhibit A at
a murder case? Exactly, I'll wait a hundred dancing number.
Give us a call. You can take through nine.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Give an example nine sex years flatmate removed all the
labels on the tin cans in the cupboard before they
moved out. Pity fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Every dinner you're opening it up being like, what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
I guess having creamed corn again? Tonight, I'll eight one
hundred dolls at Emerson other text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
They're coming in thick and fast. We want to know
what was your petty payback move, because there is a
woman on TikTok who recommends stealing someone's microwave plate as
a petty.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Way of getting And look, maybe you're not proud of
it now.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Oh, there's a lot in here that they shouldn't be
proud of a lot in here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
There's some insane messages that I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Even want to read. I know some of them are lad.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I would hate to give other people ideas. Okay, on
our split, he demanded the cow hired bean bags. Yeah,
oh they're expensive, they'll last. I buried a whole frozen fish,
bait fish. We're talking to Benito, an ann oily Benito. Okay,
amongst the beans in each bag, a slow release stench.

(01:19:48):
You're not you're not the beans you can get rid of,
the beans you gotta get rid of, and then the
beans you'd always be finding the beans.

Speaker 13 (01:19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Oh wow, it's a nightmare tory. What was your petty revenge?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Well, my husband plays rugby and I'm I can't remember.

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
It was a long time ago, but he lift his
like gym bag and he'd annoyed me so much, typical
rugby guy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
And I got his protein, mixed it with water and
he tipped it all through his bag.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
Well, I added his peers controllers as well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah wait, your current husband.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Yeah yeah, there's been a few of this.

Speaker 11 (01:20:28):
That was probably my biggest one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
And so you're just teaching him a listen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
It was just it was just a listen like, oh,
what have you done that for? Was here?

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Like, oh no, the lid came off my protein juice?

Speaker 12 (01:20:45):
No, well he he.

Speaker 11 (01:20:46):
We still hadn't talked for a few days, so tepically
didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Like two or three days had opened.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
I think he'll never leave you because he scared of you.

Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
Yeah, he knows that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
That's what I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
So it's fine that is, and I love.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Hearing from our listeners with healthy relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
He needs to put his bag away and get rid
of his protein. Shaker thought it was something really stupid.

Speaker 11 (01:21:15):
It was like he'd stayed out too long or he
hadn't put his crack away.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
I don't know, but it was very peacey. I look
back and it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Tory thank you Anonymous is called us anonymous? What was
your petty payback?

Speaker 11 (01:21:28):
This is ongoing payback, hence why I'm anonymous. I send
adult diaper sample packs to my ex.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Adult diaper sample packs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Yeah, so you can.

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
There's so many websites that they would just send out
a free sample pack, okay, like trial purposes. I'm totally
abusing that. But you pay for shipping, so it doesn't
it's not one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
You're still paying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
You're paying they sent to your eggs.

Speaker 11 (01:21:58):
Oh, it's not much, honestly, it's isn't it worth it?
Because he has no idea why he's getting adult diapers
sent to him test and like you can't get quite bare.
You can't just really throw it out in conspicuously he
knows a lot of people imagine that he's just got
to stand adult types in his wardrobe that some days

(01:22:18):
some chick fine to be.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Like, yeah, he's going to bring a date around and
I'm just going to look for a jumper on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Gold find the adult diapers. So I'm guessing it didn't
end well with the sky Anonymous laugh that laugh, I
love it, Anonymous. You keep your tickets coming A nine
sex nine sex your pity revenge, so we want to
know your pity revenge moves. A woman has gone viral
on TikTok because she says the best pity revenge is

(01:22:47):
stealing someone's glass microwave plate, because then they got to
use the microwave and they're like, oh, where did you
get one of those from?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
This is so unhinged these messages I feel would get like, oh,
you know Peter's car.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Someone's like you you can ship someone animal pool online?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Eh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Yeah, they did a far remember that being a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
And around Valentine's Day they're always like you can inundated, Yeah,
ship them a bag of dick.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Remembering yes is genius. I used to give up my
ex's number of guys I got drinks from in clubs.
So you go out a bible like, can I buy
your drinks? Sure, I have a little drinking. Then it's like,
can I have your number? You give your ex's number, a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Friend of ours, a friend of ours's message? Does hammering
a nail into well, I'm going to read this out,
then you guess, does hammering a nail into the heel
of my friend's evil stepdad's boots counters Pity.

Speaker 14 (01:23:38):
Matt at the same time, without even looking at each other,
exactly the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
She knows all my shoe collection and then got an
invisible ink pin that only shows up under blue light,
and drew sea and bees and cheaterah and everything and
all over his flash shoes. So when then he would
wear them to the club and the lights would be on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
You've got seasoned bees and cheater when all over there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Yeah, that's good stuff. Oh my god, somebody, there's some
real gross ones. I'm not going to read that one actually,
the one about the deep fry someone missing. You know,
you should read that out because that's quite.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Got lots of youine ones. Yeah, someone messaging about peeing
in the carving.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Remember my neighbor did that to me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Yeah, yeah, and there's deep fryer because he never changed
the oil isn't there? But wouldn't Now I'm no deep
fry expert, but wouldn't the oil burn off the and
when it because you know when water goes into oil,
it splatters. Yeah, yeah, And it was show you do
not say my name. We both do at the same time. Though, Mats, sorry, Matt, No,

(01:24:49):
but which Matt? There are so many Mats. Well, there's
only two Alchor and no in the whole world. There's
like there's one and a half million mates.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Let's take we just got as amazing. My peedy revenge
was to my husband. We'd spend a year separated and
did this during the time we were separated, but we
had to share a living space.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Still.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
He would always sneak his washing in mind so that
I washed it and hung it out. I noticed, so
I waited until the next time he did that, and
then I would just take his dirty undies out, not
wash them, but hang them up outside of the line
to dry so.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
That he thought that they were washed. He then get
them off aware them.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
I did this for months and monies all the time,
I know, but he's got stinky crotch yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Oh um, My mum threw my dad's roast dinner in
the bin because he put tomato sauce on it before
even tasting it. So just pick that up and dump
it in the bin. That is kind of gross, like
have a gravy. We had a terrible flatmate, just a
very terrible flatmate, and she'd always set herself down to
a bag of scroggin and ate it while she was
sitting on the couch. We would scoop up the crumbs

(01:25:52):
or like wipe the bench into our hands and then
just tip it into her bag. Scruggy doing anything, just
eating scrob No, they said, terrible flatmates, Oh right. They
didn't go into the details of why they were a
terrible flatmate, but the most well known personal trait was
that they loved scrogging.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
My husband's ex cut the legs off his new jeans
so that they were still in the bag and folded
the maup and put them back in his cupboard when
he pulled them out for a night on the town.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
He had a sixy pair of Daisy dukes.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
He would have done really well in those pants, especially
if his sneak has had invisible writing written all over them.
So when he got there, it was daisy doo signs
and legs. Yeah, okay, calm down, both of you a
little bit. The acknowledgment just turned into horny it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Oh I did it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Okay you give me are not horny him? Okay, now
give me a horny him. That was quite Now that
now that someone said you cannot go past getting their
email address and just signing them up to every single
thing on the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
That's annoying.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Instant mashed potato on the front lawn when it rains,
mashed potatoes like dehydrated pata, like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
The little powder, that's genius.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
My sister's nob of a boyfriend followed her home from
Australia one Christmas uninvited by her. Also, he then insulted
me for living with my parents at the time, so
that before he left, I peed into a cup and
put that into his mouth wash. Still gives me great
joy thinking that he has rinsed his mouth. This is
why I don't buy that past colored mouthwash lestering brown.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Yeah, that's my family's chosen mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
You've got you've got to go blue, purple or what
are the other colors were anything but brown? Yeah, the
pink ones, the yummies.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Yeah, but it's not yummy. I can put lemonade, not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Rinsing, and just go around for twenty minutes doing tasks
and then like, oh my god, my mouth's still full
of mouthwash and spit it out. My mouth's just like polished.
Oh someone put deep heat in their ex's underwear, And
now I can feel that we've all done that before.
What's the urinary tract and fiction burnon?

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
Is it the podcast done? Because I'm blasting propose? Last
thing for Repose Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Give us a review

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
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