Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleasphone and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Welcome to the show, Fletched, Fawn and Hailey.
Three minutes past sex. You've got a little I do
a little bit of a coal little sniffle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I think it's because on Friday after I did my
charity work and I don't want to talk about it.
I don't often bring up my charity week that I do,
but I hosted the Cure Kids Gala, raised a lot
of money.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Was good anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
When I got home, it was really late and I
was so tired. I got out of the show and
I had a big fluffy robe on. Then I got
into bed with two duvets. Woke up in the middle
of the night sweating. I overdid it, overheated yourself. So
I was like, you know, wet neck, and I think
I caught a chill from the sweat.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Do you know what we need to do is put
up one of those screens, COVID screens like a deer
thederies still have their like not even a meter wine.
That's all right, because no, I'm not you know me,
I'll go I'm not a worn.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
This isn't a two week issue in two days.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Not a worn. This will be gone in two days.
It's going to take that. No, they're going on there.
She's not wrong. They hang around for a long time.
It takes like a week off work when he gets sick.
I can't got one coming up, spring away. It's always
the pre winter in the spring, yup, and they knock
me for a week. Yeah. Classic, We just hang out,

(01:22):
I mean, fletch and get on with her. Worn's on
the nasal sprays. Oh yeah, see that we do. We
handle colds very differently. We do. And I coming up
on the show. You've got the top sex for us Vaughn. Yeah,
you'd like that, wouldn't you. You you wish, you wish
stalling for time, wily No, No, I remember because I
didn't win at the weekend forty four million dollars. We

(01:45):
went to an Auckland based my lotto player, I know.
I woke up and you guys said, guys, it's on.
You check your ticket and I checked and I got
wreck yourself and not forty four million dollars. I wasn't me.
We won thirty bucks and you don't get a dollar
of it. We're not sharing that in the syndicate. No, okay,

(02:05):
twenty three dollars on the Smith Turney you won twenty
three shoot, so we made fifty fifty three dollars. Yeah,
and then they spent yeah yeah, good return on investment there. Stuff.
That's top stuff. So I've got the top. The top
six is you don't need money for guys. Yeah. Coming

(02:28):
up on the show as well, a couple of chances
today to go in the drawer to see Sabrina Carpenter
live in the USA. You're gonna be listening out for
that mother trucker and call through it immediately. Emo light
hundred dance at end when you hear that.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
But next on the show are the actress from Baby
Reindeer who plays Martha.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
She incredible performance.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, incredible performance. However, she's in a bit of a
pickle at the moment.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Plays Fledgeborn and Hailey Jessica Gunning. She's the tress that
played Martha in Baby rein Deer. Now did check it
in a nomination for that? For was it? Emmys? Surely
right after? Didn't they announce all that kind of maybe
a month or two ago? The I think they got
a whole lot. Yeah, sure, that was just an incredible performance. Sure,

(03:19):
especially when like that was followed up with real life
Martha on Peters Morgan and even I was like okay, wow,
she nailed and.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Then coming out saying like, oh she's nothing like the
real life Martha, and boy or boy, you couldn't have
cast a better. Eleven nominations for Baby Reindeer at the Emmys,
including casting, directing, yes, editing, she got one and he got.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
One and the girl friend that played the producer got one. Right, Okay, yeah,
so wow, they've got a lot anyway, So you'd think
based on how popular that show was. It was like
number one around the world for a while and then
was number two for even longer than that even boosted
Netflix's earnings. Yeah, like a subscriber base.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, and she's Emmy nominated and everyone can agree that
that performance was incredible and then like again, everyone was
looking at it after they did the peerce.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Morgan did the real thing.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
So she was asked in a podcast interview like, how
are things going, like this must have.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Blown your career.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Apart, and she said, well, Richard's got a lot of
incredible meetings. So the guy had created it and place
the lad and everyone said to her, like, what have
you got and she said one, Well, I have had
two offers. One was about sharks called in Celebrity Infested Waters,
where celebrities swim with sharks, and the other was an Australian.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Touring production of Peter Pan. Are you to play mister
Smee Energy? Yeah, yeah, she said so. Yeah, the offers
are flooding. You would think she would be getting some
massive movie roles before. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
The characters so disgusting that people can't see her as
something else.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, but she did it too well. She gets to pass. Yeah,
is a creepy one. But you think people normally that
are type cast. They do the same roles in same
movies over and over again. She literally has done one series.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, she's in The Outlaws, which is Stephen Merchant's show, and.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
She's been in that for a few years.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay, but like that wasn't a huge show, so it
didn't like, you.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Know, has she been in that since the start? I think?
So that's interesting because that's like up towards fourth season
and I don't know anyone that's watched it. N I
watched the first couple of episodes. I was like, I
don't think this is for me.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, to be honest, I don't think Stephen Merchant makes
great stuff. Wow, Wow, good morning, Stephen Merchant. If you listen,
there was a far too harsh review. And in fact,
if you were to make something to put me in
it, it would be an honor. It just came out and
I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it, but anyway, yeah,
she was like, my god, I mean, this happens. I

(06:02):
think people have an idea that like, you do one
successful thing and suddenly people after Golden Boy, when I
did two seasons of Golden I mean, people just thought
I was off to Hollywood and and it just didn't happen,
and it just.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
And now you're here here somehow, you're here somehow. Yeah, right,
you're not enjoying it readable performance, and it was just crazy.
Sometimes dreams don't come true.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Sometimes I've seen it. I've said it last week and
I said again this week. Sometimes your dreams don't come true.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And that's okay, is it?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm happy to be here with you guys. Would I
rather be in Hollywood in a film?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
The answer is yes. Next breasts next.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
To breasts next and why everyone's getting it implants removed?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Play fledged Thorn and Haley. It's just waking us back. Now.
It's a beautiful song. And in the movie it goes.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, it's just you know, come on, Billy, pep it
up at how am I supposed to break dance to that?
Now there is a huge rise globally of women getting
their breastplants, breastplants, little flowers, the plants are growing, the
breast breast implants removed. It's called X plants, breast X

(07:17):
plant right where they go in and they'll remove them.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And it's for a number of reasons.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
One, people are getting older and the decisions they made
when they're in their twenties. They're just like, I don't
really want these anymore. And you know, breastplt implants come
with upkeep you to replace them?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do I know, like ten years? What is it like veneers?
Because don't you have to replace it? Replace veneers? If
it's been that amount of money on my teeth? Are
just drink pudding I think for there?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, and have like big retainers at night. Yeah,
let's make these last twenty because it was painful. But yeah,
a lot of women going like when I hit in
my mid thirties early forties and they're having babies and stuff,
And when you breastfeed with implants afterwards, you still have
the impact that breast feeding does breast which is like
loosen the skin, and then you've got these like hard

(08:04):
things in there.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It changes the look of them.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Also, even if without breastfeeding, they're just like, Man, I
was like twenty and I really want a big birds
and now I can't be bothered. And also the upkeep
because if you've got them when you're twenty, then you
gotta get to get them again at thirty and at forty,
I'd just be like, get them out.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I just had no idea. That need to be replaced. Yeah,
you can't just keep them forever.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
They like expire basically. Yeah, I'm sure there's some because
there's different types. I'm sure there's some that lasts longer
than others. But nah, you've got to get them replaced.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And so people are just like, but can you once
you've taken them out, can you just go back to
You're just getting another kind of surgery. You're just get
another surgery.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm sure you'd get a little bit of a lift right,
because you're downsizing. I don't know, I don't know about
the process of how they look afterwards. And then another
reason is this thing called breast and plant illness. And
I remember following a check that had this, and she
had this, she was having like reactions for ten years,
like acne and XMA and allergies you'd never had, and

(09:04):
then was researching into this breast implant illness, which, by
the way, is there's no like official medical diagnosis for this,
but it's just something that people are like, I guess
because it's still relatively new. Yeah, yeah, are going it's
actually not good for your immune system to have them
in there.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's just something inside your body, and your body is.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's a little bit and might have all these things,
and so a lot of people are getting them to go.
They there's like fatigue, brain fog, dry eyes, joint pain,
skin issues, XMA, acne, like these side effects that people
are kind of putting to having these implants in their body.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
How strong is the plastic bag? It's in plastic bags
the word, but it's real strong. Sometimes they rupture. Yeah,
I'm just reading here because I googled what's and breast
them plants now there's two right cohesive silicon gel inside
a shell made of medical silicon, so the gel, if
it ruptures, will stick to itself and remain in place.

(10:05):
But occasionally saline sarah, a sterile salt water will be
breast and plant. The idea of it like bursting inside
of you. I know that's yeah, it makes me feel
a little bit sick. Yeah, I mean I don't. I
don't think I know many people with breaston plants. I've
never felt any I'd quite like to have.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
My friend got hers because of cancer, and then so
she was chuffed with them.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Afterwards she got little biddies.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think she got little bees right, because she was like, well,
I'm just because I've got cancer doesn't mean I met
with some big home except yeah, so she just got
some little eddy bitty todes and I had a little
squeeze of ice.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay. She just like, I can't imagine Vaughn getting breasts
and being like, feel these. I don't know if I'd
be comfortable doing that with my friend. I think it
was all just a knock my big my big tits
a hairy. Might be a little bit put up too, Yeah,
that could be a turn off.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Slightly just be so odd and you flitch getting breast
and plants.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
But you've kept your tiny little nipples, so you've got these,
now would they nips? Okay? Yeah? So if I ever
get breast, you reckon get the nips as well? The
are could You'd have to get them tattooed, extended with
the tattoo and keep your original nub in the middle

(11:28):
as the metal bit.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, as the peak, because your your whole nipple is
almost just.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Like a peak. Yeah, you need you need to get
the tatooed disk. But if you did get be good,
because I don't know how else I'll get to fill
some Oh if it's not you, I do that for you. Man, man,
you can feel my breast and plants. Man twenty past.
Forget the per capita medal table, guys, because New Zealand

(11:57):
has finished with the lead at games even need it
at its highest place, and we are beating some pretty
pretty there big countries.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Play Almos twenty four and jumped Greek spotting under Letts.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well. The closing ceremony kicks off New Zealand time at
seven am, very soon finishing up at quarter past nine
this morning. Who were Snoop Dogg's performing right is that
I think this must be part of his like half
a million dollars a day pay deal. Hey, that's fun though,
he bloody better. We have finished. This is the best

(12:38):
Olympics for the New Zealand team, for New Zealand ever,
because I couldn't believe it over the weekend. Oh my god,
gold gold goal. We just kept going and we always
cling to the per capita table. Who cares. We're always
proud that we punch above our weight. But New Zealand
will finish. And we have finished because from what I
can see, all the events are done. We've finished eleventh

(12:59):
in the in the world. So you teeny. It's an
order of it's not total medals, it's an order of
gold medals. So United States and Jana tied on forty.
But because I think because the United States one hundred
and twenty six medals, China won ninety one, they are
on top in the first position. Japan at three, Australia four,

(13:21):
which is incredible, eighteen golds fifty three medals from Australia,
France at fifth, the Netherlands, Great Britain, Korea, Italy, Good Korea,
and Germany at ten, New Zealand eleven ten medals, ten
gold medals, seven silver, three bronze. Amazing twenty medals in total.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Do you know what I loved watching so because who
was it was Lydia Coe, Oh my god, watching and beautiful.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
And then that's her last Olympic. Yeah. Hamish Kerr, who
I loved watching because I think we were a high
jumping country.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh, he's always been amazing, but him, he was just
having fun. He loved watching him and he would get
the crowd going. And then he'd had this little smile
on his face as he was like leading up to
his run.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Sure, it's cute. Damien mackenzie does it every time he
converts to the all blacks and it's creepy. Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
And then Elise Andrews won the track cycling individual sprint
and then overnight there's been two.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
More, two more. Yeah, I'm just looking at Lisa Carrington
who over the weekend cleaned it. So in the history
of the Summer Olympics, we've won fourteen gold medals in rowing,
she's one eight of them. Yeah, she was watching her
was incredible, I want to say as well. Just looking
at the metal table. Canada are twelve. They're below us

(14:42):
their population thirty eight point nine to three million people.
Let's watch Canada at the winter and then slightly he's
more skewed to the wondering o limpit, Like we're ahead
of huge countries Hungary, Spain, Brazil. Yeah, we're Amerge like
a lot of the European countries. It's insane. Yeah, pretty

(15:03):
good stuff and I did nothing at all. Yeah, but
I'm proud. Yeah, I'm proud. How embarrassing for South Africa
they're forty fourth. Wait, so Lisa Carington added three medals. Okay,
so South Africa won six medals, one gold, three silver
and two bronze. But let's not forget that while South
Africa is in parts of wealthy country, it's still a

(15:26):
very much developing, like really sporty though, like good at
rugby and cricket. Yeah, I just would have thought they
would have been like quite higher. Gosh, what ouse? Who else?
Argentina fifty I mean we lost to them the weekend
on the rugby but they are fifty second on the
medal table, one gold, one silver, one bronze. Like Lisa

(15:46):
Carrington won more medals in Argentina Oh yeah, she's a
critical But let's talk about the real story from the Olympics.
Over the weekend. Australian breakdancer Reyagun far out. To me,
it's highlight because it seems like afterwards. Have you seen
she's already done, like a videos would be inspired unemployed. Yeah,
you know the two dudes in Australia. Yeah, dancing on

(16:09):
the streets of Paris. Now she did it. She was like,
there's no where going to win. She got zero points,
walks away. The whole world is just like what was
dance and then last for two days straight law and
she's like our I mean you kind of have to
embrace it. She's done. She's done it the right way.

(16:30):
She's been like yeah, you guys saw it too, but
I doing it. I did read an article where she
was having to be consoled and she was in tears.
Yeah she was, I mean you would She's well, everyone's laughing.
Did you see the Australian dude breakdancer? Yeah? Incredible? Is
that's what I thought? Breakdancing wants breakdancing balances out of it. Yeah,

(16:53):
she's going to be memes for years to come. Oh
you god. Yeah, she was like gy running on the floor.
It was amazing. So that's another thing that I read
from the Olympics is how big it's been on social media.
They worked out seven hundred and fifty seven million likes
on TikTok, so all the game's content that people have made.
Loving the socials very much. Well yeah, proud of our

(17:17):
New Zealand team, very pray the best the Olympics ever
for New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Our personal congratulations to everyone or everyone who represented New
Zealand's I watched Eliza McCartney.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
She didn't place right now, she was incredible. I couldn't.
I certainly couldn't anything that he would trust as far
as I can throw. You see how much of bens
you see it? Joke that's got as, that's going to limit.
The pole's got a limit, right limit, And I reckon,
I'm over it. Play play blah blah blah blah blah

(18:00):
blah blah blah. This is the top six. One person
won forty four million dollars of the week. And imagine
that unbelievable. Imagine imagine that. Stop it. You didn't win,
so stop wasting your time here out of goodwill, you

(18:21):
would definitely not be here if you had forty four minutes,
I would have bet a little cold. I would have
said in bed, I would have my goodwill later in
the day. You reckon. Yeah, if I won forty four
million dollars, I'm charitable to a fault, but I would
have had a sleep in this morning. Oh wow, we
didn't win. So I've got the top sex things. You
don't need money for the supplies to everybody. Great, great

(18:42):
number six on the list. Hugs. You don't need money
for hugs, but drugs, yes, you will need money.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
So that's why hugs are better than drugs, not drugs.
Hugs drugs, yeah, just purely from a financial standpoint. Yeah yeah,
and drug yeah yeah, but I'm saying your health and safety.
Long it's been the health standpoint for drugs, but financially
also beneficial. Now it's not drugs. Should we have a hug?
I had a hug on Friday? It was enough? Did

(19:10):
you doctor Shawney one of the hunkers, I hadn't send
him for six weeks? Yeah, And I was like, you
get six seconds? Man sent him for six weeks. Yeah,
he's been away, he's been away. I was away or away?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
It was away, Yeah, we're going away this weekend. Yeah,
I'll get lots of hugs and lots of lip kisses
also free.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, you got a cold, so I don't think you
should be look kissing. No, it's going to be gone
by then. I've told you we're different for Yeah, we'll
be gone tomorrow, right mine, linger, Yeah, you shit the virus,
don't you real quick? I shoot the virus. I'm shooting
it with you right now. I don't want the virus tough.
I don't know if someone's on the Auckland Motorway in
the Northwestern Motorway when you go on to Bond Street,
can you get a photo of that homemade anti vax

(19:51):
signed because apparently the chicken flu vaccine is going to
be the second of the third, second of three lethal vaccines.
Oh wow, some people are cock d ah and I
don't know who sheet you rode all over, But that's
someone's mum is gonna be pissed off that your running
their wai a three kid sheet. It looked like a
high quality Egyptian cotton. I did it looked scratchy? Oh really,

(20:11):
I look scratchy sheet? Some song can get a photo though.
I set it in my Instagram or anybody have Instagrams
if the h citim, I just need to know the
actual wording of that instead of they number five on
the list of the top six things that don't need
that you don't need money for. Good friends. Yeah, good friends,
you don't need stuff for. She's expensive though. Yeah, you
always got to go to cocktail bars.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and I live quite far away, so
ubers are expensive to hang out.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
With me at my house? Are you goodbye? If you
wanted to twenty dollars a good bit of cardio twenty
dollars cocktails, and I have at least a few of those. Yeah, well,
she's not on your good friends list, then she's expensive.
Friends lost number four on the list of the top
six things you don't need money for. Going to the
hospital house system got you, but the prescriptions after Yes,

(20:56):
you will need money unless you head up Chemis warehouse.
But that'll always get you because you go for something
and you walk out with a basket of that point. Yeah,
you thought about pomping on the way home. And because
you've got a cold and getting sea, you can get that.
You can get the David Seymour Cold and flu now

(21:18):
pseudo for dream suit, do for Dream, Pseudo for Dream.
Had a cold since Pseudo has been back, Yeah, it
has to be a bad cold. This is not it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
This is like during the day, this will work itself
out and then at night it will return. It's one
of those yeah, no, no, I'm going to get some VIRALX,
which I swear by and you always say no.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
But my colds last two days.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
And your dirt capsules, Yeah, dirt capsules, dirt capsules.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Capsules, nerves in them, the tips of an olive leaf.
Give me a bloody never let me down. This is
a guy that half yeah, bloody nasal spray for thirteen
weeks and then wind away his symptoms, burnt throat. He's
over there. Doctors like, oh my god, how much cocaine

(22:04):
do you? Nothing? I used the dass Sure we've heard
that one, sir. I didn't even have the fun times
associated to drug you, sir, number three on the less
of the top six things you don't need money for
last time I checked. That was free yep. And your
tires and to breathe. Wow, that's double double free air.

(22:27):
And your balloons do a jump. That's getting some here too.
If you pop outside from a stinky room. I'm just
getting some here, getting some here, free, free this free,
this free list of this thing, of this list of
free things. It sucks. What about like what caldn't you
steal some from that birthday book? What was that birth

(22:49):
free Things?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
As there was a book someone someone literally published the
sheer audacity to publish that and sell it for money,
a book called Free Stuff for Keewy Kids.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
And you'd open it up and it would be like, hey,
do you like information on hydro electric dams. Here are
three addresses you can write to and you'll get the
email back. Because they had government business, they have to
send you the information. Oh my god, I so recognize
the poor people that worked at those hydro dams or
wherever had to send information about penguins or hydro dams. Yeah,

(23:26):
that would have been and it was. It was published
a lot free stuff for keykits, and there was a
special birthday section and you write to them and tell
them what day your birthday was, and then on that
date they'd send you something wild free stuff small in
the post for keyw we kids.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Lots of free things so right away for or get
through the internet, including games, posters, and fun activities.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Any games or maybe I've got to post it, but
it would have been for a hydro electric dams. It's
the eleth there's a Yeah, there's a website called Wow
free Bees for New Zealand, Freebies for New Zealand. And
it's like, also, here's the other thing. You don't want
to raise a child that is constantly on the hunt
for freebies. No, yeah, right, because then you turn into

(24:11):
a scrounging adult. We don't want scroungers. Yeah. Yeah, Well
you're saying this book and you're raising this a visd
who listens to the radio and here, hey we're the
Black Thunders and we've got some limbs Come on, we
don't know today to be happy to have a limbset,
I'd be like, I'll go find the blues. I'm gonna

(24:38):
go to pass As Cold with the wage. Drive a
big stupid Twyota around a pack Central City. Can I
get a couple of them? Blue one for the kid too?
It's favorite part about being a red Bull girl. Oh yeah,
telling people they couldn't give you a title of a
red Bull. I can't guy one of my kids as well. No, sorry,

(25:00):
you're six o'clock. Your child should my Number two in
the list of the top sex things that you don't
need money for a smile. Oh my god, this list sucks.
This list straight up sucks. Hey, hey, hey, here's one
when you do it with your teeth, it's off. There's
a lot of teeth. There's a lot of teeth. And

(25:23):
warm your face up a bit. Ah. Number one on
the list of the top sex things you don't need
money for your needs A lot of ticket on the
proviso that you want bonus lines on Saturday like we
all did, except bonus lines don't include the powerball, so
you'll never win the big one. Yeah, this is what
we learn Yeah, just recently, Yeah, that the bonus lines

(25:43):
don't include power I want city dollars, So I'm happy.
That is the no subsex plays, Fable and Haley.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Times are tight for everyone, right, and particularly if you
like shop you may have to be raining that in.
Now I understand why this article has been sent to me.
Thank you message received.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Here's the hack. Well, it's not really a hack. It's
just a tip. Is it a hack to save?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's a hack to save aimed particularly at people who
really like to shop for that domamineulsively.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's me. I like a little dopamine in mud day.
What was that was your study last week? It said
that you get two hundred minutes of a high after
buying something online.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I do have four tabs open of things on thinking
a purchase.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Sam okay.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
So if you're someone like me who like sees things,
you get that little thirst and then you buy it,
and then you get a dopamine hat. And that's not
supporting your saving goals. Here's how you do it, your
renovation budget, budget and quotes. So you take your notes
up on your phone. Now, if you've got a Samsung,
you can stop listening to zitim.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
No whatever. It's half of people. No, I'm kidding, it's fine.
It's just embarrassing for them. So you get a notes
app and on the notes app you can make a table.
Samsung also has a notes ap all the end. They
probably had one first. They had one first.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I love Samsung through and through so much that you
don't say it probably Samsung. Let's say it's almost more correct.
Then I love everything other than their fines. It's confusing
to mark anyway. So you make a table. Three columns,
you put down and the left column, the item that
you've seen that you really like. You do this once
a month. The item you've seen it just seems more

(27:31):
of an excel a spreadsheet thing than a not I
would horne this in an Excel spreadshet.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
But we're old, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
So you put the item you like shoes, lip glass,
expensive things, a handbag, address this thing. Then you put
the date that you saw it on in the middle column,
and on the right column you put the amount right
and you are not allowed to buy it until the
end of the month. But you know, you can say
to yourself, if you do this for a few times,
I know I'm going to get a few of these traits.
So you get there and at the end of the month,
on the thirty first, or the thirtieth, all the twenty

(28:00):
eighth if it's Februm, or twenty ninth, every leap year.
You get there and you go through the list and
you add up the absolute total of everything you would
have impulse bought. So say at the end of one month,
that's like seven hundred dollars worth of impulse buying. Then
the trick is that you cut that in half and
you put half into your savings and what's left you're

(28:21):
able to buy.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Or you put all of it into savings and realize
how much.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
You get savings or to your face into savings. Well,
you've put all your face in half and put half
into saving.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
You can put all of it into savings and realize
you've got a big problem. Listen, this is for shoppers.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
So you're basically mostly you go half of it's going
into savings. So say it's seven hundred, you got three
hundred fifty dollars in savings that you weren't going to have,
and you're also half in the amount of crap that
you were going to impulse buy. And then you go
through the list and actually think, Okay, what are the
things that I still even interested in?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
What do I really actually need?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Like, what are the things because if it's lasted a month,
it's probably something that is actually going to add value
to your life rather than something that in the moment
you really wanted but now you realize you don't need it.
And then you still ever get yourself a little treat
So you're in you're knowing as you're making this little list,
I still get.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
A few little treaties. I just don't get all the treaties,
and then you're you're visually saying all the treaties that
you've passed one pat on the back and the bar
yourself for the treaty, and then they.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Say the pat on the back and the fact that
you're putting three hundred and fifty dollars into savings that
you wouldn't have before, that's your little dopamine hit already answered.
So then you're even gonna limit going, Oh, I probably
don't need most of this stuff, but at least half
of it's gone to savings. It's actually quite smart.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Fledchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Okay, there is a list of twenty I guess habits
or things that you do called boomerisms.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Now are these going to be things our parents do
or that we also do? I think it's a mixed bad.
Oh okay. So so if you're doing most of these,
you're a boomer yeah, or your boomer esque.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
So this is Daily Tailer Graph, which is the UK
via in zid Herald, and they asked a bunch of
under thirties what they consider signs of boomerism.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Here are some of them.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I want to say them all texting with one finger
Oh yeah, that's that's so boomer. Phone in one hand,
tap tap tap in the other.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
My parents do that and holding the phone so far
away because of your short sighted yeah or near sighted?
Am I yeah? No, no, you're alongside, along sided. Yeah,
so you got a hold it at arm's length. What's
a boomer? I don't think my parents a boomers a
sixty three. It's less about the actual generation of baby

(30:39):
boomers now, and it's more of a mindset because definitely
my dad ticks with one hand. It's sixty sixty plus
sixty nine. N okay, okay. Trying to pay for parking
with coins now or you just tap your card on
most of them owning a chick books on the less.

(31:00):
But I don't know a single person who has there
a checkbok. They're gone And you say, yeah, I think so.
Using Facebook, we're actually literally having a conversation before about
how because it's just because my feed is full of
things from thirteen days ago. Yeah, you're like, no, I
only use it for messenger and like groups.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, so this is There was also a study supporting that,
saying only seventeen percent of British people say they love
Facebook and only three percent of those of gen Z
because they're just like it's the dumbest thing. I just
keep it for like groups and chats and a few
like irrational things.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay, I'll skip that.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
One says borrowing, printing tickets and boarding passes for planes.
And I did this when I went overseas. It's just
like an old habit that my mum is. You always
gonna have a little file, you know, just in case
your phone dies or whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, you print, yeah, all for it. It's boom. It's
especially if you, like, if you're traveling internationally, you're not
going to have Wi Fi or data at an airport.
I just literally read the end of the sentence.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
If you're storing all of these documents at a plastic wallet,
by the way, there's no helping you.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
A clear file. No, like those sleeves little oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
the travel agents. Yeah, flights in front of the outside yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Sending or expecting to receive thank you cards after birthdays
or Christmas.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I don't do that. No. No.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Not wearing sunscreen is a boomerism because like we're we
know now that that's the worst thing for your skin.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Absolutely, And I mean we live in New Zealand atle
Bit opening a car window was one.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
So they say a real boomerism and we do this
all the time. Worn is passing someone you know, cranking
down the window. Hey, hey, shout out the window.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Everyone does that, do they? Yeah? It's fun. Yeah, so
rolling down is old this. I love this. Turning the
Internet off when you go away. The parents used to
do that. Yeah, you gotta say that, You're like, but
it's it's endless now. Yeah. Yeah, there's no data care.
They turned TVs off at the wall because of the
red lights get turned off at the wall.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Everything's off at the wall. You got to save money
on power and whatnot. You like, I think that red
light's not not taking up a lot more. No texting
in general, like texting using the text relation on your phone, messages,
I tick, I swearch. I've got some people I engage
with strictly on WhatsApp someone yeah, messengers, some on Instagram

(33:32):
and I'm scattered having ring tones or keyboard clicks or
your camera noise on.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Or like someone that's under thirty worth keyboard noises clicks on.
I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Also, they say just ring tones in it in general,
like if you. Even if you put your phone on,
it should never ring. It should just vibrate, be silent.
That's so embarrassing when your phone rings with a tone.
I suppose I have mine on every.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Now and then most must have. Most of the time,
my phone's on silent. Yeah, yeah, somewhere where you're not
going to feel the vibrator. Hear it though, Crank that up. Yeah,
that's a good thing about having a watch connected to
your phone. You just vibrates your rest. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
When having like caring about the QR code restaurant things,
this is me.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
You know where we go for breakfast. Sometimes I complain,
I'm like, where's the service, where's the face to face service.
We're going to meet a nice, smiley face. I like
a QR code. Yeah, I hate It's okay being bad.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's taking selfies as one having a landline phone Aaron's
parents have their, but not mine, turning your phone landscape
to take a picture, being able to find something to
watch on TV without planning, like going on and being like,
I know what I'm watching my show, keeping a paper diary,
which I've just started. I wrote about you boys over
the weekend. By the way, what did you say about us.

(34:56):
That's what purpose of the journal, because if you tell
us it won't come true. It's not a wish machine
on a birthday wish throwing.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Out a candle.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Right, Okay, the last two and these are my parents
for sure, holding onto paperwork for years just in case.
And the last one is taking photos with an iPad.
An iPad, big boomer move, big boomerisms. Great list.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I'm surprised on the list. Wasn't making big purchases on
a big computer. You will never buy a television on
a phone, or or you would never buy an a
big overseas affair on a Oh god, no, no, no,
you've got to get the computer.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Still, it is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, little silly, little.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
So little pole. Do you still live at home with
your parents? Yeah? So yes, appearance who are survey and
eighty five percent were like absolutely, we would love our
adult children back living with us. I thought it would
have been like half that. Yeah, they worry about them.
Times are tough adults. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Actually I think I joked that my parents would be stoked,
but they they live their own life.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I don't. I just think that they'd be a bit
like perhaps a bit of generational guilt there that their
generation has shut the youngest generations out of the house.
We did this environmental factors maybe, et cetera. Yeah, everything
got privatized, you know all that. Well, maybe that's why.

(36:37):
But we asked you still live at home with your parents?
Ninety percent of people said no. Okay, that's a huge
amount of small, cold children. Yeah. Yes, And this wasn't
saying that eighty five percent of people live at home parents. Yeah. Yeah.
Cat says, this is the only way I can afford
to buy a house. So a lot of people do

(36:59):
that with mom and dad, maybe for like a year
or two yeah, yeah, while they save or five years
of ten years given current house, Like, why would I
buy a house? Yeah? Actually, now I just stay there
until they die and they have their house down stairs.
Get him out of the house, you get, get him
out of the house, get them now your house is

(37:19):
me Yeah. House really implant some thoughts in their heads
about how bad your siblings are and how they don't
care about them, about your mum. Yeah, and then he
hates you. Should we change your will now while he's
not here? Yeah, that's the only reason I'm nice to
mam is so that I get money when she dies,
which photoshopped up.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah yeah, And they're like, not what he's saying, Mom,
your look, he just takes me a lot.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Look, yeah right, we'll get shended onto this. I mean
we talk about that, but some people actually do this.
For sure. You could just change my name and your
phone to Sam Sprout and then yeah, how's mom? Is
that still alone? Where's my money? My money? Who is
my money? Steve says, I don't, But that's because they

(38:04):
live in a different country. If I lived in Brisbane,
I would one hundred percent live with them. I'm just
a single gal at my early thirties trying to pay
rent all by myself, and it's expensive. My two cats,
Audrey and Joseph, are refusing to work and someone's got
to pay the girls. Jelly me. It's not cheap these days.
And I bet Mum and Dad and Brisy have a pill.

(38:24):
Mom and dad would have a pool, they would foreshore, Yeah,
but not Mum wants to get rid of it because
it's because snakes keep coming out of the bush. You
just got what does the snakes? Get the book? Get
the book, get the snakes and the pool Jordi says,
I'm twenty six and with a baby. Am i am

(38:45):
my partner. I'm twenty six with the baby and my
partner and I live at home with my parents. They
love it though, really a lady, that's the thing. You
bring a baby into the house. I've kind of done
their baby. Yeah, I've done the baby. Judy's you can
go and visit with the baby, but not twenty four
seven baby. I think my mum would love twenty four

(39:06):
seven baby since she gets no. Seven baby. Danielle said,
I moved out a year ago at age twenty five,
saved with mum to buy my own house. Bought own
house in November last year. Oh that's how it's done, daddy. Live,
have been living in Ireland. Say that's how it's done, daddy. No,
that's how it's done, Danny. Oh, Daddy, that's how it's done, daddy.

(39:31):
She could we just get that clipped up, born saying
that's how it's done, daddy. So it's done, Danny.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Live.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I've been living in Ireland for a month now, and okay,
I was just like she's missing. I have been careful.
I've been living in an Ireland for a month now.
And been on a few dates. Absolutely shocked. And it's
completely normal to be thirty and still live at home
by a choice, not for a house yourself. Home with people.

(40:01):
No no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no
no no no. Have you ever? Have you ever? Has
anybody ever? Yes, I have one in the caravan. No no, no,
no no. When I went to someone's house and in
the morning, their mum knocked on the door and asked
if she was coming to church. That's all right, that's
one of my favorites. And so you went to church,
and so Jubbliss got up under the I heard, Oh god,

(40:27):
Phoebe just moved back yesterday, already loving this cheap rent. Yeah,
I know, that's the thing. Mom would try to do
the washing just because you just chuck it on the floor.
You just chuck it in when she's putting her Yeah.
Anal says no. But they did buy my house, so
I would leave their house and built my brother's house
on the same section. Two kids, one patch of land.

(40:49):
That's pretty awesome. That's the patch of land. Man, if
you could, you'd want to inside. But built the brother's house.
Brother got a new house. She didn't. Oh, she just
got the old house on the land. I'd be like,
why does he get in your house? Why is his
half of the chocolate bar bigger? Slice of the cake
is bigger? Yeah, exactly, he's got a new building. I'm

(41:11):
in a leaky old villain that I've got to fix up. Wow,
I've got condensation as a flat matter over her. That's
a little pul Wow. People would do it? Play play?
Do it?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Do you think that I have an energy of like
better than you today or like you're a bit sack?
I am a bit sick, and do you know what?
I need a little pick me up this morning? And
this is almost a first for me, and I never
do this, and I was always encouraged by sex Oligis
Morgan pen to do so. She said, it really changes
your day, really makes your day go well. Matching un days,

(41:50):
match your bradyr Un days.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
We're a set.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
And make sure the undies aren't, you know, ginormous, because
she's very antire any penny right, which is my preferred
undie of choice. And so today I've got I think
today would be a great day to be hit by
a bus because.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I've got right. This is why.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
So you'd be on the table and the like quickly
cut off the dress, which I'll be mortified because this
is like one of my favorite dresses ever.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, so I'd be like, you're paying for that, that's
a New Zealand designer. But you're dead, they don't. You'd
be over. I think they're trying to bring me back
to life. Okay, right, let's just say, what do you
think if you're dead, they'll cut your clothes off. When
I asked my friend, who is a paramedic, if he's
ever thought, oh wow, that's nice that she's wearing matches. Yeah,
somebody was telling us that they cut off the jeans,

(42:37):
really expensive jeans, and the person woke up and their
first thing was like, oh no, my jeans to be alive.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Year Yeah yeah, yeah, well that yeah, they'd cut they'd
cut off the dress, which I'd be mortified by livid
and I'd be seeking ramboo. But then they'd be like,
we look at her. Where was she off to afterward?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah? You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
She's got some matchings, she's got some machics. They're red too,
but she's she's really I'm out here looking for.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
A racy red I've got a racy rid it's a
racy red brass strap.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Now I sort of feel like, if I don't get
hit by a bus today but brought away, maybe I
could put them through a quick wash tonight and just
keep wearing them.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Every Or maybe you think I would if I was
female always wear matching. No you wouldn't, but then yeah, yeah,
i'd say no. But see, even like when I at
the germin, I see people wearing like an Andy desk
top and a Nike hands and shame or Nike socks,
and they're wearing like Eddy their shoes and no, no
it doesn't match. Oh my god, I never wear matching

(43:39):
gym gear. I just wear what top of the what pants?
This doesn't matter. Yeah, I know it doesn't matter. But
it's like I thought you're going to say, they've got
like those the same brand, but they're wearing different colors.
If you're matching, if you're wearing a green and Olive
Laurna Jane up top, you want to be wearing some
Olive Laura Jane downsteads Oh, no, I don't, I don't bother.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh wear a bloody purple camar and then a Lulu
lemon on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
In a Nike sock and then a different show. But
would you say most females don't wear this said? It
should be a great slem little pole. Do you wear
matching seats at some stage? No, because you've.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Always you've got you've got to get your like comfortable
daily undis and they often don't come with a matching bra.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
And you don't have that many bras on rotation because
they're expensive. Oh what's the ratio to bra unders? This
is like, this is like condition of the candy conditioner
runs out. First, I would have like five bras and
like twenty piers of undays. Really yeah, but today I
get it.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I feel superior. I also feel hot. It's giving, it's
give me an energy. Okay, this could be the new
May you think it'll always be ready? When you think
it wears off wearing matching bra and underwear like, well,
the one.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Are uncomfortable as all hell.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, like they look great, that's they're gonna look great
on the operating table, but for a day to day function,
I'm not feeling it right long to return to my
ginormous high waisted briefs beige so that's a huge yeah,
and then my comfy bra that I talked endlessly about that.
If anyone saw, I'd be mortified. Also, technically that's matching no,

(45:17):
but they're not a set. Totally brands, totally different shades
of beige.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Twenty two minutes away from eight Nicks on the show,
I saw a post on the Riddit Riddit, this is
on the webs. This is on the web. Okay, and
see there's a whole lot of people. I was talking
about a whole lot of stuff. Somebody asked the question
on there and I thought, what a fascinating question to

(45:43):
put to our audience. Wow, he's always on. Yeah, I
was just looking for an easy thing to submit to
be part of the show. I can't wear matching pennies.
He's awful, awful, no killer play and Haley. Now. Somewhere
on the Worldwide Web last night, I saw a questions

(46:06):
buy a New Zealander. That's right. We can now in
New Zealand get on the internet, correct and we can
ask our questions to the world. And someone said how
much how many leave days do you guys have? Owen.
They're like, I feel like I should have more. I've
got six leave days, owing right. I thought, if i'd
just been asked a guess, I would have had a
month ohing, and lots of people are like, well, you

(46:27):
need to look into that. Why And it depends like
like you've got to work at a job for a
sain amount of time and everything. And then one of
the people who responded said, I've got like six weeks owen,
and they're starting to hound me about taking time off. Yeah,
because like a lot of places won't let you accumulate
big amounts because it goes on there like well they
have to dit right, but like they have to have

(46:49):
that money on it again to you yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they've got me thinking, least try to find someone
with the heaves of leave days. Yes, because I've got
one day and I just applied for it. It's just
self employed. You don't get any you.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Just and when you're self employed and you don't work,
nobody pays you. Walk into my life before I meet you, guys.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Before you hit a proper job, a real job. Christmas
not that fun? Not fun? Oh god, No, it's just
the day you're not getting paid. It's every have to
pay it for Christmas. But that's why a lot of
like gig workers like you know, the uber drivers and
stuff all over the world are battling for like and
some kind of status, some kind of like employee status.
It's not contractor yeah, for sure. Then they can get

(47:34):
sick days. And you know, it sounds like communism to me.
And you know, I terrified of communism. I don't know
why I am, just you. I should be because of
American media. So I want to know how many days
you've got owing and you can tell you up. If
your company rolls over six days and you've just never

(47:54):
used your sex days, chuck them on the pile too.
They're there to be used. Because everybody knows someone at
work that just never goes on holiday. I mean I'm
not that person. Oh I was pointing to you. You
never take your sick leave, Yeah, I never. I don't
really have sick days. Yeah, you and I were bloody workhorses.
I'll probably take I'd smether. You ll go down for
a whole week your week, so yeah, I'll probably take

(48:18):
like three. But some people just bank them, n't bang
them up, and their work lets them. And some people
like can have months. I remember holiday, Yeah, I remember
three onces. I've got three months with of leave banged.
Oh my god, what stunning.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Take me to Europe, you hay for me to be
there exactly, I'll come back Guiltfrey, how amazing.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Oh my god, the messages are already rolling in. Okay,
well this is what I want to know. Someone say,
give us one. I work for my brother. I have
twelve weeks annual leave. He was going to leave. I
would bankrub them. You would some time off, you'd absolutely

(48:59):
take him out. Do your sick days accumulate as well? Company?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
So many people are coming in with accumulated sick days
to someone's got three hundred and forty six sick days.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I mean that's great if something actually like really went
went wrong, we had a surgery and a recovery time.
It's great to take a year off. I had a
mole removed to use the most how much all of
that I'd be recovering from a flu like weeks? How

(49:32):
are you like? Well, we want to take your calls.
Give us a call. Eight hundred dollars at him tick
through as you are nine six nine sex. Oh my god,
this is incredible. How many annual leave or six days
or combined do you have? Oh you missed the button
did No, I was waiting for you to say more. Yeah,
do you say anymore? So? How many? Just give it

(49:54):
a bit of a bithy? Yeah, really, we're asking the question,
how many days off and sick leave do you have
banked up? Like I wish I were some of these people. Man,
oh my would be holidaying. Somebody said, you just made
me check I've got negative sex. Now what happens if
I leave? Do I have to pay them back for

(50:15):
the word that you just ignore all the phone calls
and just run away? Let's just leave? Hailey joins us. Hailey,
how many are annual days after you have and sick
leave banked up? Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
They do hours and hours that's turn and fifty one,
which is about six and a quarter weeks.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Oh yeah, that's in Europe. That's good. Yeah, that's ajacent.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Trip holidays and then yeah, and six days is eighty nine?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh no, six hours sick hours? Yeah, because wes hours
as well, and you've got to divide it by whatever.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Yeah, that is, that's it.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
And so what they don't make you just take your leave,
They just let you bank them up.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Yeah, because I'll get more streets having time off coming
back to work.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
So That's what we've heard from quite a few people.
As are they like when they're going to take a
long period of time off their works, Like, we can't
afford to have you away that long. So how much
are they I hope they're financially like coming to the
party then when they have their pay negotiations and they
hundred people love your job, Hayley, thank you. Some messages
and a lot of teachers. Teachers our sick leave rolls over.

(51:23):
I've got one hundred and twenty seven sick days. Ohing
what one hundred and twenty six one hundred and twenty
seven six days. That's four months. I work for a
government agency. I have ninety eight days and you will
leave owing and three hundred and forty six sick days.
I'd be I'd be sick and bar taking a sick

(51:44):
day in their entire career and they've been working forever.
Imagined if I could have rolled over my sick days,
I know I'm to say refresh again. My partners owed
one hundred and thirty eight days and you'll leave. Oh
my god, I want to Someone said, I get six
weeks and you'll leave year. But we're not allowed to
accumulate it, you have to use it, and if you
get to the end of the year, it just disappears. Yeah,

(52:06):
I'd be taking them all. Take it, take it, take God,
take it, go run run some even if you just
sat it home for six weeks or you know, did
something around the you did a little reno fresher. You
can't cash out sick days. Eight, No, you'll leave. You
can cash out if you leave a job in your
old heaps, you can be like and you'll leave, But
six days you can't. My dad was a teacher for

(52:28):
the same school for forty three plus year teaching career.
He had two hundred and eighty accumulated sick days when
he left. I mean, use them, will lose them. Basically. Yeah,
you can take sick days for mental health reasons. Have
faked in illness and just gone to Bali for a
whole year one hundred. My mind is so profoundly unwell.
Slash being rubbed by a beautiful Balinese woman. My mum

(52:51):
is a nurse and she has eighty six days, not hours.
Eighty days. She's a nurse. The nurse just you just
get in face with every single hour that comes your way.
Keep you take seven through your sick days, keep you
tixs coming in nine six nine sex oh eight hundred
dollars at em and how many leave days you have
banked up? We want to know, like how many leave
days you have saved up and how many sick days?
And man, some people just never go away. They never

(53:14):
leave their job. I know, well, then the cases a
midwife's mission and I've got so many days owing because
whenever I apply to take time off, there's not enough
of us. So they say you can't take that much
time off. So you can never book a holiday because
they're like, canceled there four weeks off. You're well known,
you are only going to take two weeks off, and
they're like, we can't approve four weeks. It's going to
do two and you'll be like broke. I don't know,

(53:37):
that's weird. So many teachers, so many teachers, because apparently
once you're a teacher and you start getting sick days,
you can leave and come back to teaching, and the
sick days are still they're waiting for you. Oh you
hold onto them for real. Yeah, somebody said it's quite
common practice for teachers to like retire but still be

(53:57):
getting paid because they just cash out all this sick day.
Just what I'm going to be sick for I don't know,
eight months more and then you've just got to relieve
a teacher for eight months. Yeah, that's your teacher for
the whole time. I'm an early childhood education teacher. We
get eight days a year because they're private, aren't they. Yeah,
and no rollovers for six days. That's nowhere near enough. Ye, none.

(54:21):
You legally you've got to have four teen how many
six days? Six days? I thought you're talking about annual leave,
annual leave. No, No, they have the standard four weeks.
But yeah, it's not a nice And also then early
childed education right down and they just be like, oh
it for two weeks over summer, and that's your annual.
That's two weeks your annually. We were joking about if

(54:42):
you're in minus sick days minus annual leave days, somebody
is they messaged and they leave their job next week,
they minus six annual sick days. They have to pay
them back for those days?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Are we.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
What? They're so bizarre? How does that work? You? Could
you offer to work for the company for free for
six days or would that not be allowed because you're
working for free and that would be against the laws.
Is it a bit missy? Yeah? What are you working
to pay for a dit? That's like saying, yeah, I
don't know what do you transpior boss?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Like, it's sort of back to the company. I can't
imagine getting like insidme's bank account.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Maybe like dollars we like whatever. It's sort of weird.
My doctor, my doctor, wife, mad doctor, waf Man doctor,
my brackets, doctor clothes. Bracket's wife has nineteen weeks owing,
but gets declined when she requests stuff because of how
short staff the health industry is. Yeah, my husband can

(55:43):
sell his leave. He had four weeks leave, so he
sold someone a week another employee. I guess, so, oh, fantastic,
buy I'll buy it. But are you buying it there?
Like pay rate? Ah? No, no, no, I want to buy.
Is there how much have you got? I've got a week.

(56:05):
I'll give you two hundred for.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
That right now.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Within the company. That's a weird one, yeah, saying but
that sounds like a court case when it happened to
be toarly honest with you play. So we were off.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
We're off to New Plymouth this weekend for my show.
By the way, you can still get tickets. Go on
my Instagram the links in the bio if you want
to come and see me. And it also flitches. There's
a little bonus out on stage.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yep, that's not happening. Well, I might need you to
do that. Anyway, you were mentioning that maybe you were
looking at doing a hike. Well, I was thinking we
might do a little sunrise to the and I we've
been up the pool Chaires beautiful that you know the
famous photo with the lake and it's a tarte mora. Well,

(57:02):
a tar is a mountain lake. Yeah, yeah, but not
every two boys. Every lake's a tar. You can get
no putting if you keep fighting your boys. Well, I
was like, we can do it. Little sunrise hike. You
get your head torch, you leave it like you know,
four thirty. You get up there and you watch the sunrise.
I love doing that on a Saturday, getting up at
my radio hours. Yeah, but the weather forecast is horrible, lame.

(57:26):
It's lame, it's raining, it's wet, it's cold, it's it's
probably canceled. We'll just drink them sleeping. So uh.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Anyway, I was like, because you know, I've not been
focusing on my fitness for the last couple of years
until just.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Recently, and so I was like, God, we would have
put it to the test.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
And Aaron suggested that we went on a little hike
in the White suckerty Rangers, which I've actually never done,
which is a crime.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
We're just Dark Cascade Cody, which has been closed for
the last six years, but it's in January because of
Cody die back. And I was so impressed all the
gates with the rub your boots and sprits, the staff,
and I was like, go us, go, well, go the
Department of.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Conservation anyway, So we went in there and we'd.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Been recommended this track, and of course we didn't look
up anything or any path or any you know, you
didn't have a little look at how long or whatever.
And we had friends over for dinner last night.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Hey, I roast chuck. You had to roast a chuck.
So we were like, why don't we just go for
an hour, We'll walk for thirty minutes, we'll just turn
around and we'll get a vibe. You just get a
vibe on where we're at. So I was like fine,
and went into the bushwalk fully prepared.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah, went in and there was like the down track
and there was one called the upper track, and we
were like, let's do the upper.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Because it's not downhill and you don't have to walk
back up no more.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Because I was like, it seemed more challenging in the moment,
and it was man like, you know, the first five
minutes of a hike when you're like.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
A terrible mistake.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
So we're just like, oh no, if this continues, I
shall never make it. But then we kind of got
into it.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
It was fine.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
And then in the words of Robert Frost, there were
two paths diverginal world, two roads, two paths. And now
I'm talking about poetry, and you guys didn't go to
private Scol'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
You've lost me. There were two trains. I know Robert
Frost was Frost versus Nixon. Quite smart, no different, different,
Frost different. I know Robert Frost's son, Frosty Boy as delicious,
frozen tree always.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Now there was two it's split into two at this juncture, right,
And were there signs? Yeah, there were signs. One sign
pointed to a dam. You can carry on to the dam.
A lot of people were heading towards the dam, and
then one was heading up to they called it Long Road,
and then one was turn around, do a yuie and

(59:48):
back to the car park.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
And we were sort of like, we've gone longer than
we expected. We could turn around. But then we saw
a guy and we've we ended up naming him the
Red Man. Do you do that thing where you're hiking
like afternoon morning constantly and there are a few people
that ignored me. Yeah, some people believe it is a stunning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Sunday morning and the why tuckety rangers, how lucky are we?
Cheer up, Charlie, give us a smile, Toots, I felt
like saying. Anyway, the Red Man came past. He becomes
a villain of the story because we say to him, Hey,
if we go up that way up to Long Road,
will it loop us back towards the car park. And
he was like, yeah, yeah, it does. If you just

(01:00:30):
keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
That is true that if you let your point in
any direction and just keep going long enough you lean
up where you started, you might suck him. No, navigate
the earth. It might take one and fifty years.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
To Rome.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah. In the meantime, this other guy who'd been poetry again,
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. My private school showing.
Please keep more for us. Yeah, more frosty boy over there,
more frosty boy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
So this other guy who we returned to him later,
he he kind of met us at this junction and
heard the guy say that as well, and so he.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Went up this long road and then we were like,
where should go? Wishore, dilly delly. We're like, right, we're
in the mood. We're going to keep going. We're feeling
good and you know, we're into the fitness of it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Then, so we keep walking up this road, keep walking
up this road, keep walking up this road, and all
the of the directions we were going did not make
me feel like we were leading back to the car park.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
And then we come out at.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
A gate and start heading down a normal road, like
a road in which cars would.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Be on, and I was like, man, like, what is this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
And then I look ahead and there's the guy that's
pasted us, who's also followed the Red Man's advice, and
he just throws up his hands at us like this,
and we walked towards him and he's on his phone
and he's like, there's no way in hell this leads
back to the car park.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
And we're like, what do you mean? And he pulled out.
He had the all Trails app which we didn't have,
and he was like, we are so far from the
car park. It's not funny. And I was like, what
are we get wrong? Did you do that? The Red
Man did us? Why didn't you check your phone in
the bush? Yeah? Because I listened to the Red Man.
But when I was like does this car does this

(01:02:03):
loop back to the car But I would have had
the phone out and just mapped my way back. When
you were walking up the gravel road, was there a
giant water pipe next to you? No? No, no, because
you know that one and then you go up that
road and then it goes back to the car park.
You're a completely different part of the white tuckety ranges
hunging in. She's more mid rangers at the stage. Yes,

(01:02:25):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
So we get to the end of this road and
then we have face with two options. He'd google man, give.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Up, entirely, give up and die there. We had a banana.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Banana friend, who, by the way, was a six foot
four bearded tall man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
That's good. I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
He said, well, at least if we get stuck that
this lady is being supported by two vikings.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I said, this is about to turn into something I
would google, something you would listen to on an audio perhaps.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Anyway, lovely guy has never Johnna, and we made friends
of him. He shared a bickie with us.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Biscuit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It was those are really sweet Anzac biscuits, but not
homemade with a chocolate squiggle across us yet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Okay, phenomen just what the doctor ordered. Anyway, say you
were fighting your survival at this stage, anything probably would
have tasted delicious. Yeah, but that that was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
So then we were like, okay, we either go completely backtrack,
go back up the gravel road, back down the thing
to the junction down and we know that we know
that that's the way to go, or he had Google
match that it was would take exactly the same amount
of time, which is at this point an hour and
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
So you set off to do an hour, one hour
there and back. Yep, so thirty minutes out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
At this point we're at the two hour mark and
it's an hour and a half walk back to the
car park. So we decide to go along the main road,
so we have to like walk down and then get
out onto the main road where cars there's no footpath.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Cars are like past us. And we had to walk
for an hour and a half back to this car park,
like past a golf club, past this, past this, Completely lost.
I wondered why. Last night I got a notification on
my Apple Watch that Haley had set a new movement record. Yeah,
this mind so many kilories.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
It ended up being a thirteen kilometer walk that took
three hours, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
We were so late. All I could think about was
the roast chalk and how to go buy it and
get it out and all that kind of stuff. But yeah,
the red man, and that if we passed the red man,
punch in his face, you give him a red man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
And when there was another woman who he also got
the same advice to, and at one point I looked
across and she was like traversing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Farm land and yelling out yeah, yeah. Do you think
that guy's doing it on purpose? Why would he say
that that road and that was the only way it lived,
was not to the car park, was to this other
wayward way. Yeah, yeah, I think you were screwing with
that I only he had a device that would hold
a map on it. I did have a device, the

(01:05:07):
red man, and I followed his advice and it led
me astray. Don't listen to a red man. Someone who
can listen to is a doctor smooth segway. It would
have been smoother if you hadn't pointed it out. Can
point out my smooth segways. You spent a lot of
time waiting for a few hours at the doctors over
the weekend, and I've got some misues play and Haley

(01:05:32):
where you can add a broken little finger to the
list of injuries. My daughter sustained no life again and
very accident. Were going through sort of a trip to
the an E and an X ray every six months
for a while. There you get a free one on
your twelve. I was wondering if there was some sort
of like a coffee coffee that could get a free B. Yeah,

(01:05:54):
I know, but it's a c C, which is a
good little system we've got going here and alter it
is good. I sat behind someone in the waiting room
and the kid was asking the dad a million questions,
and one of them was what does ACC stand for?
And had the dad said accident something something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Accidental compensation cookies cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah, that cookies is in there somewhere, the accidental cookie crumble. Yeah.
And then a kid said something doesn't start with a
sea dead, which I actually thought was some perfect timing
and like, great comedy chops on this little So we
were there and we didn't actually wait for too long,
which is great because I generally the waiting times insane

(01:06:38):
on the weekend. Yeah, but one thing I noticed a
couple of things. One that really frustrated me. When the
doctor walks into the waiting room. I feel the minute
the doctor appears in that door regardless. Yeah, if you
only just arrived, you sent and applaud when you see him,
and you should always be watching that door, even if

(01:06:58):
out of the corner. Torrye, listen for what the name
is that he's saying, Because guy, this doctor comes into
the room and he's like, Samuel loud, There wasn't how
many people the room is really quiet? Samuel for a
second time. Yeah, And I'm like, where's the Samuel character?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
See to me, he should be going to the next name.
Samuel's had enough too. How many should Samuel get? We
just going? And then kind of was like, oh me,
are you Samu And I was like Samuel and he's like, yeah,
I'm Samuel. And he's like, yeah, he mine had a
hid knock though he hadn't. He hadn't. He was holding
his arm. I think he had a sore arm. So

(01:07:37):
he's like, literally in pain, Samuel. All you'd be doing
is waiting for the doctor. Samuel could be anybody. Yeah,
surely doesn't mean me. Samuel in this room of six people,
he surely he's got He must be referring to Samuel.
Two incidents? Should I be the Samuel that he's calling Samuel? Yeah? Ah.

(01:08:01):
So then he's like four, after four of them, he's like, man,
the doctor's like Samuel, is that your name? And he's
like yeah, and he's like okay, you can come with
me now. And I was like, Samuel, wait, listen, listen.
The minute he appears at that door, I'm like, oh,
who's he after now? Hopefully me? Oh could be me,
could be me. And then Samuel comes out and he's waiting,
which indicates to me he's going into pump through to

(01:08:23):
the X ray people. Yeah, extray guy comes to the door.
I'm like, thousand dollars says he's after Samuel because the
doctor said, go back there. I know this process because
then in about twenty minutes I was going to go
through it myself. Yeah, you go back into the waiting
room and then the extray technician the radiologist will come
and get you. That's how it works. That's how it works.

(01:08:43):
So I'm thinking Samuel's going to be ready for this
one xtray guy. What's it called, not a paleontologist radiologist.
The dinosaur guy comes out, he comes out, he's got
a piece of actually loved to meet a palaeontologist radiologist. Well,
they could extray their own sponsors and bones. Come. Yeah,
that's pretty say that's two jobs at the price of one. Yeah.
This guy kind of like getting Rex to stay steady

(01:09:05):
for twenty seconds. Stop, I'm getting his little arm flat
on the table. Oh my god, arm and rotate it back.
Your other fingers out? Is it just the two I'm
gonna put the arm aside. That didn't it's your right hand.
And actually, mum, dinosaur, you're gonna put on the lid
vest Ah. But this guy came out. He wasn't raw dogging.

(01:09:29):
The doctor came out and raw dog that Samuel. He said,
I've just looked at my computer. This guy came out
announcement he might have got a ben hear ye, hear you.
It's raying Samuel. Please tell me he didn't. And I'm like,
I know who Samuel is at the stage. So I

(01:09:49):
look at Samuel, who's just kind of like airy fairy,
just looking into the serious painkillers or something, no excuse.
And then the town crier again announces for the second time,
he Ding ding Ding by order of the King Samuel.

(01:10:09):
And he goes me, you're expecting him. Oh my god,
you're expecting him. He's expecting you. You've just sat down.
He needs to be careful. The t rex could eat him.
So Samuel's been ushered twice into the X ray and
then he comes. That's the last I see of him.

(01:10:31):
So he did. God, technically, next time, I hope it
would have only been one, because if you're follow in
the mathematical pattern and went four calls two calls, that's
halved half the two again, maybe just the one fingers crossed.
Here's the other thing. I was sitting there and somebody
walked in and he went straight out to the reception
and he's like I've got a question, which I was like,
what a wild thing to approach the reception, not like hello,

(01:10:53):
how are you good morning? I've got a questions. COVID
still happening because my son here and ushers in the case,
his son right beside him, no mask on, of course,
not why would he my son's got all the signs,
but he's already had it off on. No, honey, how
do you have kids? Honey? And not be aware that
this is a reoccurring hats off to like all of

(01:11:14):
our medical professionals and nurses and reception stuff that deal
with these patients. And we're into the doctor's office, the
same doctor that called for Samuel, and I would estimate
that that office was about a thousand degrees celsius. Oh no,
I would have left. I have felt faint. It was
so hot. This guy was working in subtropical conditions. I

(01:11:35):
can't hear. We keep the studio at twenty and it's
too hot. He's got to be cool, cool, And he said,
on the way out or anything else, I said, I
dropped this a couple of degrees. Didn't you tell another man?
Because that's hot? Like I was clambering out of my
t shirt. He laughed. It's awful in here, dude, stinking

(01:11:57):
greenhouse and here am I gang? Are you growing ferns?
Whoa wait? So finger broken? Finger broken? How embarrassing?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, plays Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
The day, day day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Day day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Do do do do do do do do, dude, do do.
It's not Paralympics this week? When does it start? Twenty eight? Huh?
What do they do a little clean and then they
go burn the beds, burn the beds? Yeah, keep the bird,

(01:12:40):
keep the bird, keep the bird. Bar this headache behind
my eye. Oh, that's probably tuma burns. Not a dumer.
It's not a dumer. Okay, I'm changing my fact of
the day. Okay, because this week's the Paralympics. You gonna
do because you said, well, I said a headache and

(01:13:02):
then you see the tumor, and then I was like, okay,
so that that'll that'll do it. I reckon. Do you
have a theme for the week? Yeah? I do. It is.
The theme is things not everybody gets in life or privilege.
You assume everybody experience, but they don't get it. Five

(01:13:23):
percent of the world's population will never ever have a headache. Ever,
what about after a nasty gim beam hangover. Yeah, and
like with cheap like cheap coke. So I was thinking
it would be contributed to by multiple factors. This was
done by advil, which is an American Yes, painkill like panadole. Yeah,

(01:13:47):
is an advil like disprine. Okay, it's paracetamo drugs. This
guy knows a drugs. This guy knows is American drugs.
What do you do? What do you do? You want
a little bit of time to google what that is?
I just want to get your facts right. I blow

(01:14:08):
the mouth trombone while we wait, I reckon, donate. I
think it boils down to the fact that some people
don't get hangovers. And we know these people and they're monsters. Yeah,
they don't. They just don't want Yeah, I've got a friend.
It just doesn't get hang on to my oxygen in
the blood, have really high oxygen levels in his blood. Right,

(01:14:30):
never doesn't get hung it tired, very tight. No, no hangover,
So maybe no headache. The population is a small percent
of the population, and until if you don't have headaches,
you probably don't realize that you don't have headaches. It's
people who have chronic headaches. When they don't have one,
they're like, hooray, no headache today. Yeah. So if you
take into account the people who don't get hungover, which

(01:14:50):
already narrows it down significantly, and then people who have
the other fact there's like too much oxygen in the blood, Yeah,
they don't get headaches. Profen, you're dumb, dumb, what he's
carry on? Please? They estimate that, yeah, from their instormations

(01:15:15):
of the end the study, and that no, because they're
a IB profile mm hmm, not an answer you said,
or a paracenma like you said you both dis you too,
because you said you said paracetamol desperate. That's wrong. Yeah,
I was taking a stab. I was like, man, isn't it.

(01:15:36):
He was like, I'm pretty much a doctor at the stage.
Doesn't any medical advice. You're not the show. I'm not
the show doctor. Ah, we're from their calculations, five percent
of people will never need advil. It was in their
marketing campaign for you definitely need advil in your cup
unless you're a five percent of the population. But you're okay.

(01:15:58):
I just want to experience. Yeah, I've never got a migraine.
Oh once I've I don't think I've experienced a microphone.
I've had a bad headache, but I've never had like
the curtains. And then there are some people that just
constantly get them that big fat migraine pearls and you
take them. What you just what you've just indicated this

(01:16:22):
giant Jeffer, Yeah, yeah, yeah, big differs. What's in it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
It's a pearl like migraine pearls, and you've got to
take them a moment you feel that switch between your eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Really, and it will come from a long line of
migraine sufferers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
You're not supposed to take them that often though, because
I think they burn through your guts. Okay, but you'd
rather have burned guts than a migraine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah, not really, I'd rather neither of. It's on the table.
Pretty pleasing option. So today's fact, he says like this,
because it's probably just I mean, I'm promoting advil and
I'm not getting a trip to like doctors do. Yeah,
if they write you, if you get a prescription pad
and it's got a name on it, they've definitely bend
to a tropical island on that drug company. Right. Well,

(01:17:02):
you listen more than happy to take and my family
don't even need to come at this stage. I'd happily
holiday without that, right. Okay, but you're not a doctor,
so I'm the show doctor. You're a show doctor. You
don't know. I remember you two birth jumped conclusions of
what ADM was. I can so far from the same place.
It's all good for the tom So it's not. Don't

(01:17:24):
quote me on that. I am the show doctor. After all,
you're doing a terrible job of it. Five visit of
the world's population will never experience a headache. Fact of
the day, day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Day, do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Plays play. We want to talk about now, what is banned?
What topics are band at your family? Get Yes, there
was in the interest of peace and harmony, Like surely
with Christmas. Every Christmas there's like, you know what you
don't want to bring up with certain family members.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
But I also think there's the obvious topics, and then
I think there would be little family things, maybe a
little family story or a history or a family member
that we don't talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, we don't talk about Bruno. We don't
talk about Bruno. We don't tease family members.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah, yeah, don't happen Tailey about the thing, right because
you know she'll just flip it lit and we don't
want to do off that. The reason we're talking about
this is because there was a TikTok where the siblings
actually have a pre family gathering gathering in which they
all kind of commit to the things they will not
talk about, like we're not going to bring up the

(01:18:45):
LGBTQ A plus community, We're not going to bring up
the current presidential election.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
This is America, this is America. We're not going to
bring up da da da dah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
And the funny thing is they then go inside the
house to this like family gathering.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
They come back in the mum broke it roll straight away.
Politics politics Trump. No, it sounds like Mum's more like that.
Kamala Harris is no good. I don't like her.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yeah anyway, So that's what we want to know is
what are the what are the off the table topics
and your family gathering.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
And maybe the reason for it, like is it it's
a sore point with someone, there's history, or it's blown up.
Maybe you don't bring up Auntie's fifth husband or the
fact that she's had five husbands because it's a sore spot,
because you know, maybe there's something that grand reacts to
every time, so you just know not to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say something, but it's
one thing my grandfather said, and he was. He was
a very open minded fellow.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
The boy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
The boy he described some actors interestingly, give us a call, Oh,
one hundred dollars ay, and we want you to call us.
Now you can take through nine six nine six. What
topic is banned at your family gathering? What does band
at family get together as? Topic wise? Yeah? Wow, so
many messages and calls coming through them are juicy too, Yeah, Leah,

(01:20:12):
topics band from family gatherings. It's best we don't speak
about my nephew and his toxic girlfriend. It always ends
up in an argument. Mum still protects my nephew despite
the awful things him and his girlfriend have done to
our family. They aren't invited to any gathering anymore because
of their behavior, but we're not allowed to mention them.
Oh gosh. When we get together with my husband's family
and we can never talk about religion. He was in

(01:20:33):
a new fangled religion when I meant I am new
fandangled religions, and now he's not. We can never mention
it because I lose my mind at their crazy beliefs.
For in our forties and fifties now and still have
to watch what we say, Oh wow, and what's banned
from family gatherings? What topics we talk about? COVID and
being vaccinated or unvaccinated subject Yeah, I mean it certainly

(01:21:00):
has been for the last few years, hasn't it all
the disinformation? Yeah, we're like half of family vaccinator and
our family isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
So Yeah, it's definitely. It's on the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
It's going to be big vexed in. I'm feeling unvexed
through the phone lines. Are you're unvexed? Ye? Interesting? Yeah,
it'll be a whole topic cod Really, I was reading
about an article about people that haven't had it. Yeah
inside there is something yeah something about them. Yeah, we're

(01:21:39):
going to send you to a lad. We're going to
see the government agents around the dissection. Are you're on
the five network? Guys? We put a track run through
the phone dissection a minute. Thank you that's new week. Yeah,

(01:22:05):
talk about my uncle or my mom's side as a
no no, and talk about my auntie on my dad's
side as a no no. Let's just say that it's
something bad all what like what together? I don't know
if it was. It sounds like anonymous. What's banned from
family gatherings? What? What topic? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Hi, so we do not discuss anything lgbt Q I related.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Okay, what about it? Just a little bit of l's
and a little bit of geez.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I mean, it's just safer not to Graham Norton.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
He's a lovely gay man, I know, right laugh on
the evening of the day. And you know, I like that,
Alan Carr.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
So it's mostly like myself and my cousins and my
siblings are all sort of in our thirties and very
proud allies, and then our uncles and Auntie's appearents aren't
necessarily okay, just a lot safer to sort of just
not discussed.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Cat, we take a back to the old days. We
everyone just hated immigrants.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
I know, and get you get comments like there was
none of it in my day, Granddad. Yeah, it's not
worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
It's same for just to sort of not Yeah, anonymous,
thank you. Why aren't you allowed to discussing your family
and get together? That's what sod Now. We aren't allowed
to discuss mental health issues. Apparently my son, who was
diagnosed by a medical professional ADHD, doesn't have it because
it didn't exist in their day, right, depression? What have
you got to be sad about? And anxiety? Get a

(01:23:41):
grip and take a concrete pill. Worried about? Yeah, Jesus,
those are the whole boys that were dropping deer of
strokes and heart attacks in their fifties. Yeah, they were
so anxious. Just keep pushing them, Just get pushing it down.
We don't talk about my brother in law's special ankle bracelet.
It's beautiful. Why he's got the ankle brace that's so funny.

(01:24:01):
Somebody else said, we don't talk about the fact that
my cousin was in jail for twelve years, only got
out two years ago, and most of the family don't
know why only a select few. Oh, I would not
have that secret in my family. I would demand to know, shouldn't.
Couldn't you google it? Yeah, of course you could. You
were names pression. Surely with my in laws, it's literally

(01:24:25):
like walking on eggshells. We discussed the weather, but also
not climate change. We're going to say no because the
weather is one of those topics now that oh climbate.
All fine, you're telling me you're not enjoying these longer days. Yeah.
Floods in the eighties, yeah one, well yeah, two floods
at the start, one of the end. Anything. A lot

(01:24:48):
of lgbt QI.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, a the as you say, a lot
of families. Maybe they think they've got it all covered
with the L and the G part of that. I
remember my friend and it dated me her whole entire life,
and then she started dating a woman and they ended
up dating for like eight years or something.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
And the first thing your mom said, like, oh, peck one,
you're so selfish bisexual always oh, for God's sake, when
parents understand their children, I'm selfish, just peck one. Most
people maybe have met a g or in an hour.
They maybe met a bee but maybe maybe to be
kept quiet, but not a cue. They haven't met a tea.

(01:25:29):
They haven't met and I they haven't met an I
meet these people, they're like, oh, hey, buddy, home, are
you walked around lass It wasn't too bad. This is wild.
They meet them and they're like, they're just like you
and me. Wow, who would have thought? Thought? Who would
have would have thunk? We don't talk about my cousin's
husband soon to be ex husband who's got a woman

(01:25:51):
on the other side of the world pregnant. Oh, we'll
probably just leave there. Anything AI related is off the table.
And there's the next five days gone, and everyone leaves,
not talking to each other anymore. It is an interesting debate,
isn't it. Don't you dare talk to my mother about
how much time she spends on the fine all messages
somebody in because she does not like when she gets

(01:26:12):
her screen report. She thinks it's wrong as show me
where no way nonsense. Real estate. There's five of us
in real estate, across three different companies and brands, and
absolutely chaos. And we start talking about it. Someone said,
we don't talk about my Auntie thinks that COVID and

(01:26:33):
the Ukraine War is all fake. Her and her husband
think that the people suffering on TV, both as a
result of the war or COVID are actors all forgotten.
I would love to say someone that stupid and just
helicopter them into the front lines on the I told
you a great work, guys, ten out of ten. If

(01:26:55):
I say so myself, I'm gonna do a nine point six.
Is that an enough for you to review this podcast
with a high rating and then tell all your friends
you sounds very and sincere. Sid ms Fletch, Vaughnon Hailey

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