August 14, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod. Now, people listening
may or may not know that. My mother in law
is always an interesting character. She's always got something on
the go. She lives in a constant stated flight of fancy,
lives in ragling with all the other happees. And she
asked me the other day, if we took my tractor
(00:27):
down on the back of a trailer, would I help
her steal some gravel from the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh, my god, born, there is pumple at gravel, That's
what I said.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I was like, hands up. She's like, I've been ragling
too long, haven't I? I said it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, you certainly see those pile of piles of gravel,
which they obviously used to roadbooks.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm like, if you're a trailer or you you could
have seen people stealing from the piles of gravel. Someone's
not talking much.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Someone is high on their face, Haley, no, now lesson what?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, no, don't admit to a crime?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Was we didn't commit a crime, but someone committed a
crime on our behalf without us asking because we once
had a driveway that was laid with gravel and it
arrived and yes, we may have hired a semi unprofessional
cowboy to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, And I was like, what are we off for
the gravel?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And there was nothing going on the gravel and it
was taken from the side of the Demutucka Hill.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Now I had nothing to do with that. I didn't
ask for it to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And why was he Why wouldn't he still the gravel
then charge you?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I think he thought he was doing us a favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Anyway, move on receiving Crimes Act in nineteen sixty one.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Receiving I did, but I was unbeknownst. It was after
we had left.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't believe ignorance is a defense in this case.
And you're going to be going to court. And that's
why my mother in law's doing at the moment, she's
gone along to the court. I thought you were going
to say, that's when you're right to her as a
pen palder in present. Yeah, yeah, No, my mother in
law is looking after my nephew. Yeah, and so that
means she's up in awkward. She's been going along to
(02:03):
this like extremely high profile high court case. If you're
outside of New Zealand, you might not have heard of it,
And maybe you haven't even heard of it in New Zealand.
But an eye doctor years on trial for murdering his wife. Yes,
he's seventy one. The whole thing's a very interesting story. Yeah.
And so she's been going along, like she drops the
(02:25):
kids off of school and then just carries on to court,
grabs a park, pays fuck knows how much, pass right
by my house. He is so expensive for entertainment. And
she's made friends with a gay couple who apparently love
going along as well, just for scheits and gates. She said,
it's the same people there every day. And this gay
couple they are a retired gay couple. This is what
they do. They go to high profile cases the High Court. Oh,
(02:49):
I'm sorry. That is not a good sport, That's what
I said. It's almost but fuck someone's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, there will literally be photos of murdered bodies and
gruesome details and getting off.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
On that getting off. It's therefore maybe I can't. It's entertainment,
isn't it. Yah. She's like, oh, they're lovely and they
were running me through the details of so and so's case.
I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh,
this other high profile case in New Zealand. I was like,
I haven't ever heard.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Of that one because I've never done jury judy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I've got out of it at twice or three times.
I think the next time I might have to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
But you don't get to choose your cases. I had
a friend that got stuck on a real like horrendous
you know what I mean kind of stuff you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Are I'm going to be in that jury selection process
saying I work on the radio and I cannot keep secrets.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm the sad and I'm popping anxiety pearls and I'll
be like, oh, got big mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Also, I think they give you like ten dollars or
something for your time. It's like, excuse me, Like do
you know how much renters? And yeah stuff in Auckland. Yeah,
like people can't afford to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hey you what you do or anything? They just pay
you this flat.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That people like your mother in law nothing to do.
But she also, I said her, do you think he
did it? She's like, I don't know. My opinion. Along
with the jury playing along a.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Game of clunt thing to being persuaded.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She sends me these massive long messages because I engaged
in it, and of course no one else in her family.
So she's like, I'm going to tell somebody, and he
answered my question, so I'm going the like super long lead,
how long? Like this is like a rundown of like
what what she's learned and what evidence has been provided? God,
that's that and the other.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Incredibly fascinating but morbid more morbidly fascinating morbid.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She was a community nurser a while, and she said
she would go around a check on patience. They'd be dead.
She's like, hand dead bodies and dead bodies, and right,
not much shocks her.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Terrible fucking nurse.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm telling this story. No, it happened in the seventies,
and I don't know names or any details or whatever.
That's still but she would go around. She was a
communit nurse, so she'ld go to their homes and check
up on them. And she said she went round and
a guy had had his leg amputator. Oh yeah, and
so all she had with the night she had to
go run and see this guy with an amputated league
(05:14):
And she got around there and she's like, I need
to change your dressings, and.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
He I don't know if I can handle this belly.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He pulled the covers back and she said his dick
was down to his knee. And she said as a joke,
she said to him, I thought you'd had your leg amputator.
And this guy was like, what do you mean? And
he had no idea he was sporting.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Huge penis in terms of like maybe even againness world
record penis perhaps.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
She said that they always traveled into the community nurses
and the other nurse was they were of the understanding
was the one person job, not blood. She put out
of the car and she's like, I'm just gonna need
to get my other nurse for help. But she went
out of the cush you can come and say this
massive dick. Oh, I would be like that. So the
nurse came in from everything. There was two of them,
(06:05):
and she was like, oh, I'm here to help, and
she said her job was to like the other news
that came in. Her job was to too handedly lift
the penis out of the way. So she could do that.
Would they not have.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Three four?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Two handed? She lifted the penis the dog roll my
mother in law changed the imagining dog roll, she said,
like a big dog roll. Chub. Simply know that she
is prone to a smoge of exaggeration for the purpose
of storytelling. She's a wonderful storyteller, she said. You can
check because she's still friends with the nurse. She's like,
next time you see her, just say something about you.
(06:42):
Don't give any details other than ah, did you have
to help Robin deal with an amputee in Hamilton? Once
the giant dick Robin says, the guy with the giant
deck right was Wow. This is people have these sorts
of con stasis with their mother in law. No, no,
I cert or even their mother.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't have these conversations with my mother.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Wow, but go hem, you know she's out there the
beginning amputated.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I thought you got an amputation from quick knowing you
were sporting her. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, some of us don't what. I don't know what
have been sinuating
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod. Now, people listening
may or may not know that. My mother in law
is always an interesting character. She's always got something on
the go. She lives in a constant stated flight of fancy,
lives in ragling with all the other happees. And she
asked me the other day, if we took my tractor
(00:27):
down on the back of a trailer, would I help
her steal some gravel from the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh, my god, born, there is pumple at gravel, That's
what I said.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I was like, hands up. She's like, I've been ragling
too long, haven't I? I said it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, you certainly see those pile of piles of gravel,
which they obviously used to roadbooks.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm like, if you're a trailer or you you could
have seen people stealing from the piles of gravel. Someone's
not talking much.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Someone is high on their face, Haley, no, now lesson what?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, no, don't admit to a crime?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Was we didn't commit a crime, but someone committed a
crime on our behalf without us asking because we once
had a driveway that was laid with gravel and it
arrived and yes, we may have hired a semi unprofessional
cowboy to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, And I was like, what are we off for
the gravel?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And there was nothing going on the gravel and it
was taken from the side of the Demutucka Hill.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Now I had nothing to do with that. I didn't
ask for it to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And why was he Why wouldn't he still the gravel
then charge you?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I think he thought he was doing us a favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Anyway, move on receiving Crimes Act in nineteen sixty one.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Receiving I did, but I was unbeknownst. It was after
we had left.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't believe ignorance is a defense in this case.
And you're going to be going to court. And that's
why my mother in law's doing at the moment, she's
gone along to the court. I thought you were going
to say, that's when you're right to her as a
pen palder in present. Yeah, yeah, No, my mother in
law is looking after my nephew. Yeah, and so that
means she's up in awkward. She's been going along to
(02:03):
this like extremely high profile high court case. If you're
outside of New Zealand, you might not have heard of it,
And maybe you haven't even heard of it in New Zealand.
But an eye doctor years on trial for murdering his wife. Yes,
he's seventy one. The whole thing's a very interesting story. Yeah.
And so she's been going along, like she drops the
(02:25):
kids off of school and then just carries on to court,
grabs a park, pays fuck knows how much, pass right
by my house. He is so expensive for entertainment. And
she's made friends with a gay couple who apparently love
going along as well, just for scheits and gates. She said,
it's the same people there every day. And this gay
couple they are a retired gay couple. This is what
they do. They go to high profile cases the High Court. Oh,
(02:49):
I'm sorry. That is not a good sport, That's what
I said. It's almost but fuck someone's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, there will literally be photos of murdered bodies and
gruesome details and getting off.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
On that getting off. It's therefore maybe I can't. It's entertainment,
isn't it. Yah. She's like, oh, they're lovely and they
were running me through the details of so and so's case.
I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh,
this other high profile case in New Zealand. I was like,
I haven't ever heard.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Of that one because I've never done jury judy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I've got out of it at twice or three times.
I think the next time I might have to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
But you don't get to choose your cases. I had
a friend that got stuck on a real like horrendous
you know what I mean kind of stuff you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Are I'm going to be in that jury selection process
saying I work on the radio and I cannot keep secrets.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm the sad and I'm popping anxiety pearls and I'll
be like, oh, got big mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Also, I think they give you like ten dollars or
something for your time. It's like, excuse me, Like do
you know how much renters? And yeah stuff in Auckland. Yeah,
like people can't afford to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hey you what you do or anything? They just pay
you this flat.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That people like your mother in law nothing to do.
But she also, I said her, do you think he
did it? She's like, I don't know. My opinion. Along
with the jury playing along a.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Game of clunt thing to being persuaded.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She sends me these massive long messages because I engaged
in it, and of course no one else in her family.
So she's like, I'm going to tell somebody, and he
answered my question, so I'm going the like super long lead,
how long? Like this is like a rundown of like
what what she's learned and what evidence has been provided? God,
that's that and the other.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Incredibly fascinating but morbid more morbidly fascinating morbid.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She was a community nurser a while, and she said
she would go around a check on patience. They'd be dead.
She's like, hand dead bodies and dead bodies, and right,
not much shocks her.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Terrible fucking nurse.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm telling this story. No, it happened in the seventies,
and I don't know names or any details or whatever.
That's still but she would go around. She was a
communit nurse, so she'ld go to their homes and check
up on them. And she said she went round and
a guy had had his leg amputator. Oh yeah, and
so all she had with the night she had to
go run and see this guy with an amputated league
(05:14):
And she got around there and she's like, I need
to change your dressings, and.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
He I don't know if I can handle this belly.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He pulled the covers back and she said his dick
was down to his knee. And she said as a joke,
she said to him, I thought you'd had your leg amputator.
And this guy was like, what do you mean? And
he had no idea he was sporting.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Huge penis in terms of like maybe even againness world
record penis perhaps.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
She said that they always traveled into the community nurses
and the other nurse was they were of the understanding
was the one person job, not blood. She put out
of the car and she's like, I'm just gonna need
to get my other nurse for help. But she went
out of the cush you can come and say this
massive dick. Oh, I would be like that. So the
nurse came in from everything. There was two of them,
(06:05):
and she was like, oh, I'm here to help, and
she said her job was to like the other news
that came in. Her job was to too handedly lift
the penis out of the way. So she could do that.
Would they not have.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Three four?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Two handed? She lifted the penis the dog roll my
mother in law changed the imagining dog roll, she said,
like a big dog roll. Chub. Simply know that she
is prone to a smoge of exaggeration for the purpose
of storytelling. She's a wonderful storyteller, she said. You can
check because she's still friends with the nurse. She's like,
next time you see her, just say something about you.
(06:42):
Don't give any details other than ah, did you have
to help Robin deal with an amputee in Hamilton? Once
the giant dick Robin says, the guy with the giant
deck right was Wow. This is people have these sorts
of con stasis with their mother in law. No, no,
I cert or even their mother.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't have these conversations with my mother.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Wow, but go hem, you know she's out there the
beginning amputated.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I thought you got an amputation from quick knowing you
were sporting her. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, some of us don't what. I don't know what
have been sinuating
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