Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 23rd August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast Network, the Fleasborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great Things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchvaorn
and Hailey. Who are these twenty one percent in New
Zealanders that have vo for Trump? You're not here America,
they might be listening.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
According to Trump, We're all entire.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Collector my lovely Lady Trump's.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, lovely Lady Trumps I think they call them.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah sounds nice. Check it out and Top Sex coming
up soon. I wrote it last night. Holy is you
want a round of applause?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It means I forgot what it is, so I had
to check top sex beauty trends you should actually try, Okay.
I read an article last night on the New Zealand
Herald's beauty part Yeah vivar, I think it's pronounced vivar,
and I was like, these don't sound helpful at all.
So I've got the top sex beauty trends. You should

(01:05):
try it, preferably this weekend and then.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Stick to them.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh this is great from you. Vaughdan Smith, a patty expert. Yeah,
because you know what I mean. I can always spot
a ming.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It if you don't want to make my top ten megalists.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, you're a natural beauty tint.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's got nothing to do with natural beauty, all right,
none of these makeup tips because if you had natural beauty,
you wouldn't need it.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
But like us, yeah, no makeup in the studio this run.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
We were raw dogging. I can't even open my mouth
properly today, but no makeup required. We've got a chance
for you to go in the drawer Brient.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Clint will do this draw this afternoon to see some
carpenter live in La. So we'll give you a couple
of chances on the show. Makes you listen out for
the mother Trucker activator that's coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yesterday I was weighed and I have a new measurement.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I would like to discuss this new measurement next interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Sums Fleb and Haley.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yesterday I went to the doctors. They're doing like free
cardiovascular checkups bescular free. I don't know the nurse does it,
big heart paying for it.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
They just like sent me an email, doesn't do something enough.
I was like, I'm going to do it. Yeah for
a free cardiovascular.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yes, so you do well, it was real quick. It's
just you go and they do your weight. How much
you know that thing they put around your arm and
it goes and then you was like, and then you
can hear your heart.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I know, it's real tight.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Sometimes you're like, that's actually just absurd.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
And then they let it out of there's an automatic machine.
Last time I had that down, it was I have
had it done with an automatic. It's a bit weird.
Did they go old school for free then want to
use the machine? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then I went for a blood test afterwards. That's yes,
for the reason. That's why I've got a dot on
my good vein.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You were doing heroin now, yeah, I saw the trash.
Sounds like a bullshit backstory. Do you aweary of the
heroin track mark?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
And then and then they tell you like your cholesterol
and blah blah blah, and just I guess it's just
a market to see how you're doing.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
We're all good. Well, I think so right?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, Well I got my weight because she did my
hide and weight. I'm one hundred and eighty six cinnameters.
I've always thought I was one hundred and eighty five. Oh,
did your shoe taller. I had my Birken socks on.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Have you straightened up? You had your Burkeen socks on? Yeah,
it was very summary. I had sure taking shirt. Did
you take them off for the hepe measurement? No, because
I I don't want to stand your shoes. You leave
your shoes. You always the most because I didn't want
to stay. I was in feet and.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Shoes.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm taller.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, okay, it's like you're the little brothers, big brothers human.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
You were sure when you get marked next for a
cinimeter things a centimeter sol Yeah, I do have a six,
grab it and pull it right out.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You were a nosy missure from the balls born.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, the back of the back of the ball, full tug, extincish.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
But so anyway, so eighty five kgs well, I left
my book that you also will call it eighty four
point eighty four point four.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
And you know you're confident in your weight when you're
doing it fully closed, the shoes on. I'm always just
that you want to wait me. I'm going to need
to get completely naked.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'm going to take a poop no water, no water
on board, fresh from a massive overnight, we to leave
the room so you can be fully naked. These scales
are differently out but anyway, so I had my weight
eighty five and later this year saying that number a lot?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is he really?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, because I'm around there later later in.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
The year, I'm doing the heapy track with doctor Shawney
for alfriend Doctor Shawney, do you and another one of
his friends, and I'm kind of tagging on this is
a trip that they.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Wanted to do, like bitching about now are you going
to save it for later? No, I'm not bitching.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh you're bitching about them. Split wise, we're doing splots.
I'll talk about it. But it was that wasn't even
what you were bitching about. You're like these why are
my people who muck.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Around and we've got the accommodation organized. It was a
bit of mucking round, but do you know me, I
like to organize things. Are far out anyway, So part
than he was yesterday, part of this hike. What was
that bloodbrish right when you were dealing with doctor Shawan
and the accommodation issue.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
No, Doctor Shorty and me have been wanting to book
the accommodations. Some people have been some people blame jured
and anyway, so it took us part of this hike.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
At the end of it is we're getting a small
plane twocause it's the heaty trek Inns on the West
coast and it's either are six k drope.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But they had already booked a.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Flight, so I, because I'm joining this trip later, I'm
had to book one as well. Yes, and so you
have to give this plane you weight. Yeah, right, and
it's small. I messaged doctor Shawney yesterday saying I'd be like, right,
just sent me over the wing. Okay, this is how
Alia died in a plane crash. Yeah, singer and that
win was that crash like.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, overhadowed, Yeah, overloaded the plane.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
You can't lie about your weight on these No, it's
like a bungee jump if you lie about I'm going
on in a.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Helicopter next week, are you? And they wanted my weight
and I was like how specific they asked for six
weeks ago. I was like, in six weeks time, I
could be five cages more than five cages.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
List. That's how I play, baby.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
That's why I messaged doctor Shorney because I was like,
fuel still eighty five kgs because even if we have
like extra CAGs, you've got to pay for it, like
any extra baggage and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, I'm just like, oh my god, money makes the
plane work better.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, I love about That's my phonemely thing about physics
is that money circumavigates everything.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
But I'm like, I don't want to blow out to
like eighty eight and then have to pay like an
extra three tax tax basically.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
And anyway, he messaged back and he had because he's
a doctor, put it into this BMI and was like,
look at you with your twenty four point six BMI.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh that's good. I was like, oh, okay, portal line
not being okay, yeah, I know. That's like I'm only
shape of life than BMI is still like yeah, it
could be a better fatty.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'm like, I'm like four hundred grams or a pair
of Burkeen socks away from being like over.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Or like not normally.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Actually actually the Birken socks also gave you that extra
hype and BMI is off high yeah okay, yeah, but anyway,
next to my BMI was something I wanted to talk
about now because I was like, what, so my BMI
is twenty four point six and next to it, my
body surface area is two point ten meters squib two
point one, so two point tent.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Have you've ever been on a building side two points
two point.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
I don't know more mean things, but you were saying
if you stretched me out, I would be we peeled
you or skinned you like like a like a beer rug,
like a beer as a beer rug, I'd be two
meters yeah, but team all of it, underside, overside, everywhere
a better way.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
If we had to paint you, yeah, we'd go to
the We go to my team and go out to
the paintings and say we've got someone to paint. That's
two point ten meters squid and that's a two point
ten and I'd say you, I'm an idiot. Yeah, don't
say two point one, say two point ten and that's
a you're an unusual chap and I need to paint myself. Yeah,
So if we were to paint you, we would need
the paint equivalent of yeah. So if that's what it's saying.

(08:45):
Area is the same service area as the top of
a standard dining table, which is two meters by one
meter we're calling me fat.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
You're the size of a table? How did you but wait,
you're yeah, you're right, it was. We couldn't use you
as a were couldn't use it was a table. Is
very impractical. What a strange measurement to have.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It was just on this BMI calculator bodies. I found
the formula as as follows. Body service area equals.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Zero points zero zero seven one.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Now, yeah, producer jarreed, he's only one point seven three,
he's he's a tiny comfy table.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
He's a little side table at home.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Want to play along.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't know where they get this zero point zero
zero six sevenven.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, that's not at all. It zero zero seven one
eight four times height and meters. So there's literally a
website that does this for you. It is literally a
website that does at times, what are you doing, calculator?
You dip this website because I'm only one point two
I am slight hang on.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Drug dose?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
What we can do this in our own time?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
No, we can do this.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
We must know who's the biggest table.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Anyway, it's mid Calc or whatever. The website is.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Body midcalc dot com is where the beer Minds was from.
From two point sixteen is how I'd say it. So
I'm a big table, big families. It's given me a
whole lot of different ways, include my boobies because that's
surface area. How does it know these things? I'm two

(10:34):
point two as well, I'm two point one sex. The
two point sixteen is old dumb. Dumb would say sixteen.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
And sixty. We do a one primary school. You can't
mean to me. I've seen it and I did pretty good.
You've done so good play Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well from early in quotation marks early twenty twenty five,
the European Union is going to introduce a visa.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Well that's fine because that's at least twenty years away. Five.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
So yeah, if you're traveling to Europe for next year,
if you're doing the European holiday, you.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Guys recently went to Europe. That were the key we
password like.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I remember when I landed in Spain, the guy didn't
even look at me, just stamped the passport and gave
it back to me. It was I was in I
was passing through in like five seconds.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Same it was France and same thing.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I've tried to speak apt a French time he's so
uninterested just stamping.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Do just get out of it. So it's going to
cost seven euros.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's going to last for three years, so it's a
bit like getting an esther ever traveled to America? But
this will last three years and that's good. Yees, seven
euros you just got.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
So what's that like? Twelve thirteen New Zealand dollars?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
And that's fine for three years.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Three years. They're not staying you.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
And if you're over seventy you don't have to do it,
or under eighteen, so if you've got grandparents or parents,
you're not gonna have to punished.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Set that up.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, then he needs your identification why I'm over eighteen?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh cool, she's not going to Europe, and as she is,
it'll be the one time I go and I'll be
stuck behind her in the line.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
And I'll have to be patient. Top Sex is next
on the show, Top six Beauty trens. You might actually
want to try it? S great?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, I'll be listening to this.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, well I think you should. I've got great play it.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the
Top six. You warn me and I'm still not ready.
He did, and he said top sex is next, and
I was like all over it and I'm not And then.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
This night you just seemed a link to this house
that's for salad on their hunger and it's like this
wild looking it doesn't look like suburban Auckland. Yeah, it
does look like a money pit, which is your dream.
That's man, that's my style. But that's how I got distracted.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
But anyway, there was a distract worn please there was
an article.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You know, he's easily distracted, so easily distracted, especially on Friday.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
More like Fryer, I said that t g IF on Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
All week has felt like a Friday, and today it
feels like a Tuesday. So I'm super excited that it
is actually a Friday. Six beauty trens.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
You'll actually want to try, Okay, blush to New Heights next,
gin stained lip, spiderlashes.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Don't try that. It looks stupid. I mean, do it
you want? You're your own woman or man who likes to.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
God, don't let me tell you. Hold onto the rope, forn.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Scrunge, eye glitter, color shifting, blah blah blah. The top
sex makeup trens are beauty trends you actually should try.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
This is great advice from you've worn Yeah, number sex beauty,
So seriously.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Number six on the list, Why can't we just go
out without you spending an hour in the bathroom? I
see number five on the list of top sex beauty
trends you should actually try. How about the makeup trend
that doesn't involve you huffing and puffing as I have
a shower that fogs up the mirror and the bathroom
that you said I had to have a shower before
we went out, and you're telling me to do it now,

(14:28):
and then I do it, and then you're angry, mimb
because I'm fucking up the mirror. How about that beauty trend?
Give that one to go this weekend.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I feel like this is directed quite quite straight at
one person.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah yeah, and she's not even awake. Number four and
the top six beauty trends you actually want to try?
The beauty trend of just pecking an outfit and going
with it, not trying on fifteen and them and getting
shit at me when I don't love every single one.
The first one I said, fine, I said that looks
fine with the couple scin, babe, what do you think

(14:58):
about this?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
So just what do you want me to say?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You look amazing? Oh my god, my beautiful wife. I
cannot believe vision believe that. I can't say that you're hot.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I can't be no, just you'm hot. She'll think I
makes our cash. Then she'd be like, stop trying to
get in my pants.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Number three on the list of the
top sex beauty trains. You actually might want to try
the beauty trend of just brushing your hair, not taking
hours to either curl or straighten it, because those are
two very different ends of the and sometimes she'll be
like straightening it and she'll like, actually, I'm going to
curl it. So she's just taken the curl out with

(15:40):
the straight and and now she's going back past where
she was to.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Make it curlier, and in the meanwhile molting back an
alsatian just everywhere the here is everywhere Number two on
the list of the top sex beauty trends.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
You actually might want to try the beauty trend of
who you actually trying to impress.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I you look nice with the wull makeup, and yet
here we are with the full face of it. It's
not about impressed.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's not for you, it's for her.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
It's not what's it for number If I was doing it,
I'm just saying there'd be questions. Oh yeah, there'd be questions.
Number one of the last of the top sex beauty trens.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
You might actually want to try the beauty trend where
the stuff you're spreading all over your face and when
wearing on your body doesn't cost a small fortune and
end up smearitt all over the towel so it looks
like someone shat on them. That would be a pretty
great beauty trend that you should all try, right, Yeah, Okay,
it's just kind of like I'm like, oh my god,
this is constant. Can you clean up your side of

(16:38):
the bed. You've left clothes there, And I walk into
the bathroom and it's just like.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
They shat.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
There's wet whites of pous stains on them there somehow
it's on the mirror there, sink stained. But it's Differentely,
the clothes that I'm going to wear again tomorrow beside
the bed that they're making this house a filthy shirt heap.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's today step So.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Play play I see how this will annoy you as
an ever traveler, as someone who loves to just get
out of the airport and get to the destination. It's
called the airport tray aesthetic. I hadn't seen this before.
It's big on TikTok, and what it is, as everyone is,
you know when you go through security and you gotta

(17:24):
dip all your drop all your stuff into a tray
before you go through the belt scanner.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
You make it look aesthetic.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
You put like your que shoes and your passporn little
handbag and your sunglasses and your camera in your little
smutty book and you lay it all out so it
looks really pretty and cool.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Photo photo of announcing you're going on traveling.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Better. Also, you've got a gutchy wallet or something. I
don't have a love hoisting a gutchy into the photo.
Young starts your arms down cutting this off because gut,
she's gonna be in gotch. I mean, we're Achinese trio.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
But we just chuck it in.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, I just chuck it in in my bag.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
But this is the thing, like if I take my
handbag on a fly, I just dumped the whole handbag
into the tray.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I'm not pulling out the cube.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
But it's like a little perfume one all on the
book and.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Stuff you battery pack, maybe some like chatty gum wrappers.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
A light of that somehow in your pocket. I don't
know how that got you allowed that as long as
you keep it on your person, you.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Keep it on your person, and your toilet trees are
in some horrendous sort of ziplock bag.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
But then it's not just people doing this at the
airport holding up the line. Because Shannon was saying, people
are buying these trays yeah online. Well, I don't know
where you buy an airport trade security tray, a security train,
and they're doing these at home.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, Well, like you said, people get annoyed at the airports,
and I know a lot of airports.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
You can't have your phone now in that area. Yeah,
so I think people who have just taken to Amazon,
I believe, and.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
You're just doing fake one, yeah, doing photo shoots at
home because so many people are coming to being like
I would be fuming if I was stuck behind someone
in a line and they were esthetically laying out their tray.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
People muck around as it is I muck around as
it is. We know b really Okay, here's a tray.
It cannot be shipped in New Zealand, but you can
buy them on Amazon. A security screening bin. Do you say,
gray bin?

Speaker 8 (19:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
And then you lay it all out with the little
a little nod to where you're going, and people are
sharing them online. I mean, I'd actually prefer, not that
I would ever do it, but I'd actually prefer people
buy a tray and do it at home, and then
when we get there we can all disagree that an
airport is a place in which we can be both
drunk in the morning and.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Look terrible like it's not abounesthetic.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'm wearing the ugliest clothes I've got, like a beanie cap, sunglasses, scarf.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Don't look at me. I'm just trying to get to
where I'm going.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Paba and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
It is so silly, silly, silly, silly little pool, silly little.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Silly, silly little How what day do you wash your
sheets change your bedding?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Someone ticks in on Thursday saying that they changed the
sheets yesterday, and we were like, who's washing sheets?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
On wind? Talking about what ruined.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
How did you know your day has already been ruined? Yeah,
And they said why, I just had fresh sheets on,
and then my three year old climbed into bed with
us in the middle of the night and then woke
up with the bed and then you guys were both
just a ball.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't have either changed my sheets midweek unless I
was like circ or you know, like sweetie, or yeah, yeah,
spilt something in there, or pooped myself.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I'll work the way up from the least popular response
to the most popular.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's a great way to do it. Least popular at
six percent is early week your Monday through to your Wednesday, okay.
Second least popular it doesn't send right, Yeah, yeah, it'll
fit late week Thursday or Friday okay now at thirty
nine percent, and our second most popular Saturday Sunday forty

(21:27):
one percent. The most popular response, yes, way do you
think Sunday Sunday is just chores day?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
For the most the way?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
And also if you go out Friday and Saturday, you
don't want to be in your boothy show.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
You want to be in your booty sheets. Always.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
If I came over, always changed my sheets, I'm like,
oh yeah, it's just boozy.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, but is yeah, you know what I mean in there? Ye,
maybe I've had a pizza slice or something. Is that
with that greasy stains?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's greasy chant prints everywhere. So let's see what the
people are saying. Testa says, get them all nice and
clean for the weekend when I'm not battling the horrors
of a working week. So she's rewarding herself there with
a splash out on the she must have go late
week then yeah, she might go a Friday monster.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
But if you're not going out, but it is just
a stay at.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Home, Friday's a great night to get a clean set
of sheets on you reckond weekend. If you're tired and
you go to bed early and you don't have to
wake up early the next morning, I'll be quite nice.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Could be the best.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
It could be the I think I just go out
so much. I can't imagine I wanted to put free
sheets on it a Friday.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
James says. People do this every week. Question mark question
question James, don't be a monkey boy, JAMESZ.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Once a week, please, James, Chris, once.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
A week, once a month. How would you know with this.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Washing when you were growing up, did you do that
thing where you only the top sheet became the base sheet,
and the base sheep washed.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
You'd move the base sheet and then tuck in the and.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Then the top one became the bottom one, and then
you'd add a new top she And.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I never washed my own sheets when I lived at home,
changed the beds neither, even as a teenager.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, as a teenage boy, every now and then you'd
have to scrunch all your sheets up and the eating
pizza and bedazza, and you just put them in the
washing machine.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
And there was an unspoken rule nobody ever talked about.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
It, don't don't ravel the sheets the sheets were getting washed.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
You learned to wash your sheets.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, and then you'd hang your sheets out, and sometimes
if your mother was naives you, she'd say, isn't he
a good boiler laundry? But then some people don't even
use the top sheet now, they just raw dog their
douvet always top sheet.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm not because I'm not washing. I washed my
dobot covers this week. It's nice paint of the ouse,
giving that again that douveot back in. Yeah, I know,
but I feel I feel holier than now you.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Know how you should do it.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Aaron should stand holding the douve like this, and then
you just put the douvet over his head. Oh yeah,
wiggles and shakes like this, and he'll get into the
corners and then he lay it down.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
It up and he lives there. Now.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, that's he's inside the myself a lover, Christine said,
living in the douvet the perfect prison for a big man.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Christine says, after work, more week and sport on Saturday,
Sunday is the day for sorting some life ab and
cleaning sheets. Stephanie, I have a midweek, midweek day off.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
A true traditional week structure.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I wash and dry on a Thursday's weekends and filled
up with kids, sports and activities and no time for
washing sheets when I've got sports uniforms the sword.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, okay, got imagine having to do that on the weekends,
Muddy's sports uniforms.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Bee said Farmer Belinda Blinda Farmer shares a farmer or
her last name is farmer or is she a bee farmer?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
She could also imagine if Belinda Farmer be farm.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
She just works at Farmers. At Farmers.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
The Lovely Sheets, if she worked at Farmers and got
the discount to get the shear Itan you have Egyptian cotton.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
B Linda says, clean sheet Friday has heard her day.
She'll check on a set of clean sheets, Okay on
the Friday. Laurence said, work from home on a Monday,
So I try to do all my chores on weekdays
to keep the weekend freer. Yep, so I'll do it
on a Monday. Megan says one hundred percent. You've got
to wash them on a Friday, so you get a
weekend of sleepings and fresh sheets.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
No point wasting that fresh sheet feeling just to have
to get up to go to work. Good call, that's
a great call. I'm on board with that.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
She's not boosing in those sheets over the weekends. In
the sheets Christ they said, whatever day of the weekends
likely to be sunnier.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Oh she's a mine out weekend She's I'm not gonna
have wanted to use that.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Try Stephanie Thursday. Man, people are really passionate about the sheets.
I've had so much ress on Stephanie Thursday because Friday
is pretty much the weekend and I ain't doing laundry
on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Oh yeah, anti chores on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, and NICKI said Saturday, because I simply must be
able to save her a Sunday sleep and in my
crisp clean sheets, oh delicious.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Ah me, that's aely level pole plays flitch.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
Thorne and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
How do you, guys, if you're about to watch a
movie or a TV show and you go for a
little see what everybody else thinks, when.

Speaker 8 (26:33):
Do you go?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Well, I just Google the movie or the TV show,
and then it will give you the Google users, IMDb,
Rotten Tomatoes, Rotten dot.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Com, different website, Rotten Tomatoes, or yeah, IMDb IMDb.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
IMDb is a hard one to crack.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Though, Yeah, because and then there are critic reviews, and
then you know the Google reviews, like eighty something percent
of people could like something, but critics are like sixty.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, yeah, you're like, well critics, that tells me it's
going to be a good movie. Yes, it's going to
be an enjoyable paths turn off the brain.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
And just really enjoy it. Yeah. I like those movies too. Yeah,
more and more I need them.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't need a three and a half hour story
about the flowers of the Something Moon.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I watch that. You watch that, Yeah, I have. It's
actually really amazing. That looks good. But every time I
got to start on like three and a half hours,
the of making a movie the length of a mini
But yeah, it's no product watching a four part mini
series because it breaks up. Yeah right, it breaks up.
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
But anyway, Scorsese will always do well with the critics. Yeah,
the audience. Perhaps maybe the audience is always about like long. Yeah,
cost points because it's long. But you'll find more movies
are getting review bombed, movies and TV shows. Yeah, depending
on who's in it or the theme of the movie.
The minute it comes out, even before it comes out,

(27:57):
it's getting all these bad reviews, and I love of
the time.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
It's because people are saying it's too ah, it's too woke.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I must lie that I hated it even though I
haven't seen it, based on the fact that I'll scream
woke at a computer screen in a review moment. Well,
Rotten Tomatoes is moving to stop that happening with a
verified situation with Fandango. When you buy a tick them clean,
clean Fandango, because I can hear them when you buy
the ticket it gives you the ability through the app

(28:29):
to verified rate the movie, so you've actually seen seen
it because the santis or at least, but then who
would just pay the money to not go and see
it and just review bomb it?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah's going to do it? Well, not when movies are
like four hundred dollars. Yeah, totally electally four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
So they are trying to stop the review bombing from happening,
which they said good bad for everybody because it often
leads to the second season not getting picked up. Looking
at you, the Acolyte, it was great stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Why did people review bomb that? Maybe I had a
black lead woman in it? For Star Rights.

Speaker 9 (29:12):
Troid.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
They the cast was, the main cast was primarily people
that weren't white all that.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, they were lesbian witches. They were.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Ever felt so directly targeted in my life. Yeah, good
morning to our lesbian witch listeners. Yes, because we know
there are plenty you know this plan, We know there
are heaps. We are the preferred breakfast show of lesbian witches.
Yeah we know this now, so a good morning to you.
But they are hoping to to stop people review bombing

(29:49):
and ruining it and stuff. Thank god, Internet, it's a
great place. I just went looking for my I just
was like, oh, look at my favorite film of all time,
which is Wily one from the Chocolate Factory ninety seventy one.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Got a great movie. Have you seen the remake? Johnny Depp?
It's even better? Oh my god, it's so good. It's great.
The music's better, the graphics are better. Yeah, and the
one person c g I.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
It's just better in every way.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
But it's literally got Oh my god, yeah, charge in
the Chocolate Factory.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
They need to do it. It's appalling. Have you seen
the new new one with Timothy Shella, Man it sort
of falls in the middle. Okay.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Johnny Depp's one is awful.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Jean Wild is one as perfection. Timothy Chellomy Origin Story
One's quite good.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
And that's coming from a nineteen seventy one puristurist.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
When it comes to my willies, I'm a purist. It's
the final ranking. We do this every Friday. We rank
different things. What did we do last week? And we
did lozenges. We did our favorite lozenges lottenge flavors. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
You voted by proxy. Yeah you voted today though Types
of rice, types of rice. First of all, it's grains
of rice. It's not how rice. Oh my god, there
would be another one. Rice preparation preparations or card preparations.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
What do you mean rice preparation? How do you result.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Rice?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Rice balls, yum sushi?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, those rice ones. Yeah, when they peck like a
little triangle.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
They always ate them in Japanese cartoons, but when they
translated that to English, they always call them stuff like cheeseburgers.
Because we were dumb, white and capable morons understanding different things.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
It's not bread.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Now I've got it out the gate, say bas Marty's
up there. Yeah, because you know it's great with a
Thai dish. If we're coming out coconut, I will say,
brown rice can get in the bin.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's not going to be my top. Much better for
your brown rice, Isn't it just rice with the husk on? Yeah,
And then you've got it preparing. It takes so long
and it's gnarly in your teeth, trash.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
So we've got buzz Marti, we've got jasmine quite similar
those two and long grain. You'd say it's pretty what
what goes into risotto like a that's a boreo oh yeah, okay,
fatty glassy you see that?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Is that what you'd have?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
A yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Nah, that'd be That'd be just.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Your long grain, wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
My favorite tub of rice and a pout is a fatty.
I want a big fatty in my.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Spanish rice also called bomber rice. O know that's the dish.
What kind of rice is used for a boomber rice?
Short grain? So it is like a short range. Okay,
I'm going to go. Maybe there's a number two boombers
you too? Yeah, and you didn't even know it existed,
did you till now?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Now?

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I just I was just going to call it big
fat rice.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
We're going to do sushi rice. Sticky sushi rice.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Rice is more blue wine, more gluten, glutenous little yum
yum yum one one yeah, but lad and fluffy everything
That sticky rice because it's you can use it like
in sushi, make those young hamburgers that I like so much,
and also it plays its rolling mango. Sticky Rice's my

(33:28):
favorite way to eat rice. I'm not a huge rice guy.
It's my my another one rice with a curry, and
that's me.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Stir rice and stuff. What do some beast rice for
like a butter chicken? Is it? Yeah? What do you
some of you pay a little a little, a little
bit on top and you get the posh rice. Coconut
what when they put coconut in it? Yeah? I love coconut.
I've been at the curry shop.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, coconut rice.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
At a curry shop. I am coconut.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
This guy needs to branch out from food courts. Oh,
I know, he always gets everything's right there. It's his
favorite color of orange.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I would say buzz Marti's number one, so fluffy. Yeah, same,
and I would go number two, a boreo because I
love a risotto like a soupy loopy doopee.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I hate resulta.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I love results, you know, the only resulta. I like
diamond that because I had I grew up. I hated
it because we had it so often, and then I
didn't have it for ten years, and then I had
it again and I was like, this actually ruled. But
I don't like a gluggy risotto. I love you like
a that's a gluggy result. It's not a gluggy risotto
because I it's if I get to dish out my

(34:45):
own pa, I'm putting more shrimp and the crazy on
the charizza. I'm really loading it up with the other stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Do you remember the time you missed out on the
wedding pair?

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I do.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah. Every time you say the word it's about he
thinks about it. I just wanted to really poke the Yeah,
I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Sushi Rice number three, Aborio number two, Sushi number three,
number one, buzz.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Maddy, okay, so number one, sticky rice number two as
Marty number three.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I don't know. You don't get around, my mate. I'm
going to put you down for a brown rice. Down
for a brown rice. Okay, Okay, okay, Jasmine okay.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Marty wins final rankings, clear winner, great rice. I don't
mind a bit of black rice and a salad, but
I know that you'll come for me for that, so
I'll just leave there there.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I want some sticky rice now, Yeah, the day.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Without rice can sticky rice mano on top? Should we
go to Thailand today?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Right now? I mean it makes sense that we just
to the home of the Yeah, okay, we'll go play
play which morning, Auntie, Auntie. She's even wearing the merch today.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Tatata.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
So this is a gig that you went on Wednesday night.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, it was Jason Mamore's band. It was great, it
was I had such a good time.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
It was every rock and roll sold out very quickly.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
There's only like two hundred. We're the only person that
purchased merchand nice.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well they did because the merch wasn't at the venue.
You had to go up to pontib to a different shop,
so I bought.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
A couple of.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Way, how does the omeloot over the affect the pronunciation
of wolf.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Wolf?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Well, here's the review Jason Mamma's Aukland show Aunties go
Wild watching.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Auntie Auntie.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
It's so funny because looking around the crowd, I was like, man,
this is so odd because the band itself plays like
Metallica covers, you know, like he was an element of that.
But yeah, definitely a few bloody hot Well you see
perimenopausal aunties there, and.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
You said, like your crowd it was Bogans Bogans.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Bogans aunties for sure.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Because someone was saying, oh, because I posted a little
video of Jason and Moore doing a really interesting technique
on the bass, guitar with two of his fingers yep,
and so many pople messages me being like, he knows
exactly what he's doing. He knows the crowd that half
of them are there because they want to enjoy some
heavy metal, and half of them are there because it's
the Auntie.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I would say more three quarters Aunties? Do you reckon
seventy dollars? I didn't know that? And how much tickets
with seventy doors? Yeah, there was sixty nine bucks n nice.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And he played Apparently it was a very highly ratio
towards the Aunties.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
How did you feel when you first saw the headline scene?
I felt called out.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I felt I like to think that I was there
just as a fan of heavy metal, you know, and
so he just loves a bit of rock and roll.
On a Wednesday, I was like, I'm definitely here as
one of the flustered Aunties who've been like.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Oh that equaman Sean knows how to play the Gueta.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Twenty eight minutes away from eight next.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh my gosh, when were you attacked on the Genies.
That's the question I'm going to ask our listeners.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Something like horrifics happened? A true nightmare.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Plays fledgeborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Tanat is his name.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
He's a Thai gentleman who went for an innocent little
sit down on the loo.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
What a poop is this in Thailand? In Thailand? Okay?
And he she had on his.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Social media yesterday a terrifying story. The photo was a
python coming out of a toilet, and then the second
photo was his hand around the neck of the twelve
foot long python coming out of the toilet bowl and
the toilet bowls got blood all around it, like drops
of blood.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
The blood was not that of the python.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
The blood came from Tannats balls because he sat.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Down through the toilet and nipped him on the ball.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Nipped him on the balls, so he was sat down,
felt a sharp pain through the balls.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
He was like, oh my god, stood up, looked down,
reached down.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
There was a snake with its fangs because pythons bite you, right,
but the main way of getting.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
You is strang. Yeah, and nipped him.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
So when he imagine us being knocked in the testicles
is some one thing, but imagine something going a shot
going through one.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
He felt the pain as he stood it was attached
to them.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
He was pulling had he started pulling. This is a
nightmare from top to bottom. This is why you don't
use the toilet in Australia always.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
So he must have looked.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Also, this is a great ad for the just put
a little paper pad down, you know, you bit of
toilet paper buffer reduce. Do you think a python isn't
getting through just a toilet paper and stuck the splash
of the pod in the water. But also could keep
that python a bait.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
So he said, I reached down towards his scrotum, reached
on to my whole right when he went to go
grab what hurt?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
He grabbed the neck of the snake, fang still sunk in.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Can I just see you with a little fact at
this point, pithon, the python bite force is six pounds
of pressure per square and that is enough to fracture
the human skull.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Now that the walls on a human skull.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
He said, how the next the snake's neck tightly tried
to pull it out of the toilet was so incredibly
strong a wooden budge panicked and furious, I spotted a
toilet brush near.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Bio started whacking the snake with it as hard as
I good.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh, because the snake.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
If it's twelve foot long, the majority of the snake's
and the toilet and they are nothing but muscle.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Right, I would have wrapped itself around a pipe. He's
trying to pull it out.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, it's had it till it extracted its fangs.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
This is why it's so great to live in New Zealand.
And this is why I keep a knife in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Hey, you said, thankfully, I'm okay down in Casey wondering
my testicles are fine.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
That's fine. We've got a couple of tiny pinch.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
And puncture works with some mysterious ways. He must have
a bigger plan.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
For this guy. Do you know what yes coming in
your life? Good lord? Was that toilet brush?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Now you you've decided that because of this story, Hayley,
you would like to ask a question?

Speaker 6 (41:40):
This morning?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I was all for it.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Because I saw what a textorve Geny's written on the
planner and I was like, funny. And now I've heard
the story, I feel a bit funny. The type of
funny has changed.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
What a text your genies? Is the question that I
want to ask? Maybe something but you hit buttered you,
you know, like I am into here. It will take
any form of genies, any and all.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Maybe Lady from Hamilton File, they haven't. Actually, I was
just trying to send To be honest, I was just
trying to send cool in front of my friends. Yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
My genitals were treated with nothing but love and respect
for the two women I slept with, one of which
is my wife.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yep, Okay, Well I wait a hundred.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I mean, let's see if this works. I don't know
if people have even been in a similar kind of situation.
I'll wait a hundred dollars at em as the number
you can text through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
The question to you is what attacked your jennies?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I want to know what attacked your jennies because there
was a time man who sat down to have a
little private time on the toilet and his balls got
bitten by a python.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Which came up through the toilet.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
The pipes hold onto us. It's a no from me, dog,
it's a Now. We've had some messages and Chloe on
Instagram said original source mint body wash, that'll attack you.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Tangle. That's a tangle primarily external.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Lady, Yeah, please Dana, see my fiancee got stung on
the balls by a bee that flew up his pants
while riding as Harley Squiddy.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Absolutely not right on the.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Muffin on Instagram said a water slide does that count?
There was a flat beat at the end of the slide.
I went down face first.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I got a bruised Who.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Natalia, good morning money, this is your mum?

Speaker 11 (43:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Well what attacked her on the on the gees?

Speaker 8 (43:52):
She was making sitting on the toilet. Ye, And the
next minute something attached itself to a bum and she
lets out of the toilet screaming, with the pants down
around her ankles, and landed on the floor outside of
the toilet, face down with a frog attached to a
button A dog?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Is this in the Australia?

Speaker 8 (44:13):
It was?

Speaker 7 (44:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Kind was it? Can?

Speaker 9 (44:18):
It was a big green.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Frog and so hadn't been down the toilet?

Speaker 8 (44:22):
Yeah, it was happily Yeah, sitting on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Oh my god? No, no, no, that's no, that is Natalia.
Thank you Graham. What attacked you on the gennies?

Speaker 12 (44:33):
So put yourself back into the nineteen eighties and Hamilton
and there used to be a lion park out at
Mystery Creek. I went to Boys High in the eighties,
and I was a classmate of the son of the
people who ran the ran the lion park down there,
and I was around there one afternoon after school hanging

(44:58):
out with the mate watching the TV. Had had a
packet of rations between the legs and we're just sort
of watching watching them whatever we were watching, and they
had three of the lion cubs were at home at
their home. They were kind of.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
The eighties, a bloody lion park, and everyone had lions
in their lounge.

Speaker 12 (45:22):
Lion there in their lounge, you know, you think, sort
of like shag pile carpet yea, and conversation tips and
all that stuff.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
Anyway, just this little cute as.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
Cute as all if lion cub spots the rations and
came straight at me and ended up getting fighting down.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
You've been croutched by a lion, A lions savage God.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
I wouldn't say, Yeah, that's maybe taking a little bit far.
But the most the most embarrassing piece was that their
entire family had to had to get around this to
kind of get the from the lions family.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
To coax the release crow bar release, oh god, grab
all the all.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
The main pieces. Neither can we call her of the week.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Grad Yeah, call her.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't think anybody's beating the lion's going to be
life to call the radio station to tell a caller
of the week.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Grame.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Congratulations of fifty dollars Met Cafe voucher. Thanks to our
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Speaker 3 (46:42):
Well done, outstanding, Thank you fantastic, Thank you, no producers
for being brave enough from men Yeah, tiny little package.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Now, producer, Jared, you have been trying to get hold
of somebody who was savage attacked on the Jennies, but
they were not willing to talk on the radio.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Fure enough story.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
So this person's friend, when they were younger, a young
lad had a little Thomas the tank engine toy with
wheels and chew choos and all that. Yeah, So they
were toddling around in their nappy and all of a
sudden their parents heard a little scream from whatever room
they were in, and a young lad had managed to
get the tip of his todder stuck between the wheels

(47:23):
of Thomas.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah, Thomas's tires tipped to Jesus.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Okay, great stories coming through.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
A man was attacked by a python on the toilet.
It swum up the pipe well, it's nightmare stuff. The
big question we're asking this morning what attacked to Jenny's.
We've already had some incredible stories coming through. I can't
with us mental feel you wanted to do. Let me
remind the lessons Hailey wanted to do this. I know

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far out somebody was camping in Africa doing the Safari
and a millipede.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Yes, so like, what's a millipede?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Those are those big?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Different than a centipede? Are they a million legs? Centipedes
one hundred? Centipedes have one pair of legs per body segment. Well,
mellipedes have two.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
But how many all are and to it depends how
long the mellipeders. A big mellipede got into our tent
somehow in the middle of the night. Pat me on
the flaps on the floor.

Speaker 11 (48:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I don't know about you, but if I was sleeping
in an African anywhere, I don't I think I am
a yeah, I have I.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Have flat the cupboard.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I assume the flaps were in the landing and the
mellipede bit through the normally I think normally.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Flaps out for landing, flaps out for land and you're
observing away to snoozy land.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
If you're in Africa, said and covered all time.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Sure, I assume if that person could let us know.
I assumed they were covered and they just went through them.
Lord Nancy, good morning, winded us. Something could take you,
Genni's oh.

Speaker 10 (49:19):
I was out doing a half marathon and needed to
have a way on the start of the road the
bush and tis on a wasp sneeze.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
It glances. Did you manage to finish the race?

Speaker 8 (49:38):
Well?

Speaker 11 (49:39):
No, no, I got taken back to the main start
of the race and then hopped an ambulance. But the
worst thing is that I'm deadly allergic to was so
I hate to go to hospital.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
And every ambulance crew that came in had been told
the story, and they came in and laughed at me.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
They didn't.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
How many stings did you have in the general genital area.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
It wasn't a shambles down there, like not.

Speaker 10 (50:14):
It wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
It was shambles down there.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
If we hadn't had the guy that was buring and
we doubled down killer down of the week, I was
going to say the same.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
God, yeah, the amazing Cora. The thirteen thirteen Bites on
your food. Food there that's worth no sting sting.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Sorry, Coller of the Week fifty dollar campaign vouched for
you as well, Nancy, thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
It was all worse it than there, wasn't it? Since
John's laughing at you, wasn't it? Kate, Let's go to Kate, Kate,
good morning? What attacked you?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Jenny's Hi, good morning.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
I can't beat that one.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
That was so good. Yeah, we've had some amazing stories.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
Okay, So I was I was probably about fourteen or fifteen,
and I was going through my early hair removal experimental
h of course.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, yeah, I really cleansed my legs or.

Speaker 9 (51:11):
Stealing my mum's razor and stuff like that and shaving
my legs with that her know, And I found in
a cupboard and I've seen her using it a couple
of times. But I found a one of those really
old school, kind of eighties looking appellatus that A really.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
They ripped the heir out, don't they don't They like?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, it kind of they were kind of like a
spring thing like they looked like a big spring coil.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, it goes around like that's poles.

Speaker 9 (51:40):
It has all these different blades that kind of go
in different directions. They're like, it's like a whole lot
of tweezers on a round thing that go around, and yeah,
it's very complicated, and so I just thought I would
have a go and see if it could remove some
hairs from the nether region. And yeah, just to say,
things got caught very it was blood.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
There was blood, because there was a lot of blood.
She nipped.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
No, I actually caught it.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And I had to sort of like, they don't ever,
they don't ever reverse through that. They spin and they no.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
No.

Speaker 9 (52:19):
I sort of had to just like, yankey.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Okay, is this scar I'm sweeming? I can't.

Speaker 9 (52:31):
I've never I didn't. I didn't have the courage to
look in the mirror, like crouch over a mirror to look.
So I left it and got on with my day.
But yeah, I needed to say I never told my mom,
so she never found out about it.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
How did you get away with it?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
If I, even as a fourteen year old of my
genitals are blaming year, I'm going to straighten my mum.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I get born christ and doesn't want to see your
fourteen year old.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Way.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
The bleeding just stopped by itself.

Speaker 9 (53:03):
I think I just I think I just went to
school and and just sort of like trunched through play.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
I can't remember. This happened in the morning. This happened
in This happened in the morning. This is like late night.
Parents have gone out right over. This isn't a school.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Some reason it heaving in the morning makes it so
much worse than it happening by nipping.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
A flap flip play. So yesterday I got caught doing
something that I do almost.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Weekly, Okay, which was I like to I was on bagging.
Have you know I been caught for your tagging?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
You I'm Bloom. Start telling you what I want to
get to that sign on the motorway. I've got my way.
I want to know your secret. I don't know what
happened to Bloom. Did he get did he get caught?
I think he did. Yeah, I think one of the
blooms we're gendering bloom could be a could be a woman,
could be could be.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Energy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
No, I I was on bin duty last night because
Aaron went out and our wheelly bin was full and
we had two rubbish bins inside full of staff, and
I had a bit of extra stuff. It's ic some
fish in the fridge that was there for four days. Yeah,
you know what I mean? I needed most of it
wasn't two wasteful. I was like, that's got to go,
but that's going to go straight to the bin. So

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I did what I do every week, which is package
it all up, wait for night to fall, and then
I run.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Around my street distributing my rubbish into other people's bin.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
But you so you put your manky fish which has
got to wait in somebody's been overnight and stinking out
by now. Yeah, but it's still going to stink out
the bin, but it's not your ben. It's stinking.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Sounds like that's a problem for number one. So there's
number one's a problem. Number twelve across the road got
the other problem. But I always do this, but my
my immediate neighbor right next to me, I was like,
I was just shovel in theirs. I've seen me do
it before.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
But but they came out and it was they were overflow.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Us are stacked. How do you fill up your burn
every week?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Sometimes, like reno stuff, you just try to get rid
of a whole bunch of like crap.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Isn't that the stuff you're not allowed to throw out.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Nah, you can throw it, cramp dusty, Yeah, you can
throw it.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
You just pull on the red burn Oh yeah, okay.
So I was there with three fireworks, Yeah, old.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Fireworks, a flea gun, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
So I'm there with my laugh but fire rubbersh trucks
have been catching fire more and more.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
There's a lot of stuff you can't throw out. Have
we covered ourselves? Yeah, I legally, legally we've done enough.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Eight thirteen. My flagum would have been taken away by now.
They won't be able to identify.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It back to my house.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
So I'm there and I had like little sleepy shorts
on a T shirt and I had beer feet on
your stone drove.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
But because I came outside and I'm strictly I've got
indoor slippers and I've promised myself I'm not going to
do that thing, and we're like, I'll just quickly pop
outside in them. So I slipped them off and there
were no shoes at the door for me to slip on,
none of Aaron's, none of mine.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
So I was like, oh, I've got.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
A raw dog and on the gravel, So like a
little goblin with my secks of rubbish, and I had
to go quite far to find a bin that had
enough room to receive my trash.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
So I went right to the one end of the
street distributed that geez.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Then I ran back like, yeah, golamies, leads out yet,
white legs out, be your feet on the gravel. Then
I crossed the road across to Brendon. He took a light,
got that put that in there. And then as I
was approaching, because our neighbors are renovate, right and they're
not living in the house yet, but they had their

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bin out, it was like perfecto, Like this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
They're not gonna the water, they care.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Okay, why theresh.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
You're talking your asbestosis, your polysty and I think their
flea guns have expired, their flair guns.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I've got to check your flear guns anyway.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
So I'm like scarpering back across the road to put
the last bag into the head of the last bag
into their trash can. And then a car turns down
the street and I was like, oh, it's fine, they'll
just see me in my little shorts and stuff the
headlights at you.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
And You're like, I was a little bit like eh.
And then as it came to I recognized the shape
of the car and it was the neighbors. It was
the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I don't remember why they were arriving late at the
house that they can't live in at the moment, but
they caught me, like at the bin and with my
bare feet putting rubbish into their bin. And I had
to come clean and be like, oh, it's just so
we ran out of room for the bin. Like no,
it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
It's fine. But I got caught.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Somebody said they put this and their neighbor's been when
their neighbor was doing renolds and they got caught and
they were like, I'm so sorry, and they said it's
actually good because you're covering the stuff we shouldn't be putting.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
In the It goes in the bin. Yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
If you want to put your weekly rubbish on top
of my asbestos you know linoleum that I've wrapped up,
paired it down, go for it.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
You go crazy again. We joke.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
We justos professionally. Remember don't throw out things that you
should have it and dig a hole and chuck it
in the hole.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
And then fell on the whole.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
That's not.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Even though it came from the earth. And if we're
truly talking about recycling, we are returning these boss.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Fleda and Hailey three two one gay.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I remember when we did We Gay Penguins.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
It was like a period of time where we had
a lot of gay penguin news and it didn't necessitate
an introduction where we sing gay penguin Gapenguin's.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
We're very gay gay, we're pro gay in the studio,
I just realize our pride flag has been removed. Well,
somebody ripped down all their gay ski week the pride
flags in Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I know, you hear about went around town and them
all down.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
How will the gays find Queenstown without the flags?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
How they find a delicious up press ski?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
You know exactly. But you've disorientated the gays. They'll be
on the outside.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
When there's turtles, you've got to have a red light
because if it's a white light, the turtles thing that's
the moon and they go towards it and they get
round of them. I don't know if that sounds the
games and that's how the gays get around. I don't
know if down on the rainbow flags. Gays get very disoriented,
like get locked your ears for a minute.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
There dull like moths to a flame. Oh yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Don't have their rainbow flags with the triangle in the corner.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Now they won't know what to do. Well, guys, there's
some sad news. The world famous gay penguin spin has died.
And when these were in an aquarium. They were in
the Sydney aquarium, the one and the one in Darling Harbors.
They that's right, these cheeky little gays. They stole other

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plantcy Yeah, heterosexual heterosexuals.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Weird calling a penguin a heterosexual superheads superhead penguin's eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
They would pinch them to raise their own. They had
two chicks called adoption. It's actually really encouraged because adoption
you do the paperwork. These penguins would go and just
straight up steel. It was paperwork light. Yeah, it was
light on paperwork.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
So they one of them passed away. And do you
know what when Smin died, Yeah, his partner sung and
so now I would like us all to sing the
more song of the penguin.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
The one if you've seen something that was a pretty
good penguin noise. That one was pretty good. Just buy
a million.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
So they will sound like done on those subject after islands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yeah right, they coined the loss of spin heartbreaking in magic.
Who's the other gay penguin is beside himself? How's he
going to tell the kids Dad's gone? Kids come into
the lounge.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Probably the stoke they can go and actually he.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
Will pill mourn for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
A couple of weeks, fringe body, just some time for
Mardi gra Yeah, just darling, he's going to get a
nice new thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Harness, get that penguin the hardest play Flitch, Voorn and Halo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Just before we get to fact to the day, guys,
breaking news overnight there has been a fire at the
Whittaker's potty to a chocolate factory.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Oh my god, my goodness, Oh my god, dip a
strawberry in there, though, sorry that was so disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Well, one person was apparently treated for smoke inhalation. This
happened last night and now apparently the fire was located in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
A chocolate hopper. What a chocolate hopper? We just call them,
We just called them chocolate rabbits.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Really good, that's your worst dad joke of the week.
We know that that's what holds the chocolate during the process. Right,
So yeah, one person from smoke inhalation and was transported
by ambulat. So this is the latest today. So I
hope that's not gonna disrupt you know, us getting chocolate.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I'm going to buy some today.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts. Also, he's there right now. Time
for act of the day, day day day day, do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
This week factor the day it's been National dishes that
weren't invented where you think they were basically loving this.
I'm gonna do some quick fire ones today, a the
ones that people might know probably a bit more well
known that they're not where you think they're from.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Hawaiian pizza not from Hawaiian, not from Hawaii. Where is
it from? Canada?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
A Greek immigrant called Sam, which is weird because his
name almost sounds like pineapple, and that's what he put
on the pizza. He said that they were making like
traditional American food and stuff, but started experimenting with trendier foods,
Chinese American dishes and such, and one of the main

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ingredients used in a lot of Chinese meals was pineapples.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
And he's like, as we'd woe and we put a
fruit on a pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Yeah, and then he only said Hawaiian pizza because it
said Hawaiian pineapple on the can.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Oh Okay, I do. I love pineapple and like a
stir fri and a sweet sweat and sound.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Don't if there's a Hawaiian pizzad, I'll just eat it
and I'll be like that's young yum.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yeah, like a really nicely wood fired Hawaiian pizzam great ham,
nice chip, lots of cheese, and like a flame grilled
pineapple like that, the flame grilled it before they put
it on the pizza, so it's like smoked, the most caramelized,
like got to be one of my.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Top tier pizzas.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Okay, yeah, but then if I was ordering one pizza
for myself, I'd never get Hawaiian.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
I'd never do Hawaiian. But when it's around, not upset it. Yeah.
The next croissants not French, not French? Where are they? Austrian?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
I love the pastries and Austrian kip fu, which was
a traditional yeast bread rollde with lots of butter that's
old informed at crescent before baking, and so it went
flaky and pastry, but the French kind of held kind
of stole it. Yeah, okay, yeah, sour kraut, Polish nope. Chinese,
oh yeah, the Chinese were making German German, German, German

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sauer kraut, German kim cheese, sour kraut.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
But Korean, yeah, well spices.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Apparently while building a Great Wall of China, it was
a staple for me to because it would last, it
would be able to take it with them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Yeah, when you're building a wall and good gut health,
no wonder, they build a great wall. They got a
great wall out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I'd say when it comes to one of the best,
I'd say thousands died, Yeah, tens of thousands died making
that wall, but they didn't die hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
No, they did it and they had great gut health.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Cheesecake American I always thought American because of the factory,
and you get New York style cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Is it like cake? Would surely be Youruropean.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Asian, Greek, African, great Greek, ancient Greek to the Greeks.
And he knows that Greece is in Europe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
It's fine country. Touch you have been to Greece. I
had been Why did you forget with you to ethics
and make it that is Greece and the country's touched
some of them touch in Europe. But island. What country
is that island that we went to. That's Greek. It's
a Greek island. No, the Greece part touches countries can

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not touch to.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Like New Zealand for example, we don't touch another can.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Really should have done geographic Greece has parts of the
country that touch other countries.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Greece and the Greek islands. Crazy, so the islands of Greece.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Could we just be like, well, actually you're that part
touching the other parts. How about we have this? Okay,
it's about them. Don't encourage him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Someone's just sitting some teas and pays about Vaughn this
morning state of his brain. That's just from Brad just
sitting in some teas and peas this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Thanks Brad.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Um.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
I ate some chicken us today that I probably shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Yeah, I think it's gone to the brain. Smiled me
because then I panicked and I was like, you know
what stops? And this is my honest thought of why
I never get food poisoning. Yeah, alcohol it killed the
cour dugs, so I chased. I got scared about the
chicken making me sick, so I drank some Jamison's. They
would expire messages that he was ascending last night.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
He was loose, slept last night.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Was like mom catching. It was a mate to haven't
seen like as a group for years. Tonight. You know
what we're like when we go to a wedding. We
get excited the night before, an't we always have a
big night the night before the wind before the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
So the Greeks havevitted cheesecake and their bloody islands don't
touch their mainlands and got great surnames.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
I got yogat and cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Sorts of shenanigans going on over there. So to this
week's Fact of the Day has been my pleasure that
chicken's gone to the brain.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Fact a day day day day.

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Do do.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Play flits, play the impossible phone and topic a topic
that we think is quite hard. We may not give
any calls because it's a niche. But a man yesterday
was on landing at Melbourne Airport on a jet stuff light,

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acting erratically and uh, exhibiting some strange behavior, according to
fellow passengers, And then as soon as the plane came
to a stop, he immediately got up and charged to
the emergency exit row and he was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Shoving people, causing a commotion.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
He ripped open the emergency door and the slide was deployed,
and he jumped off the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
You can't just do that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Everybody was just like, what the hell is happening? Oh
my god? Was he the emergency door? Had he read
the little card when you have to read the card
every time you're on a flight. You have to read
the card.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Of course, do you read the card every time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
You're on a flight just to refresh look at the car,
but I never look at the door and ever make
sure that the diag Like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
When they say the doors armed, that's when that's when
the slide were deployed. So when they land, they disarm
the door so that the slide doesn't come out when
they open your door.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I think that's how it works. Do you disarm it
from the outside, I think from the inside?

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Flight attendants, please disarm your doors.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Yeah, that's what they mean when they say that that
was lovely by the way. Have you thought about my God,
you would be really good at that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
I'm going to go you'd be really good radio Parama
is such a waste making you go to Barley all
the time. They always love going to Barley, don't you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
What do they say, Martin Wall? I could Martin all
day long?

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
You do, assuming I'm getting into your New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
So this is what we want to ask this morning
is have you ever been down the emergency.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Slide on a plane? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I think, speaking of flight attendants, I think we should
discount people that have done it for training, because you
have to do it when you go.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
To like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Yeah, but then that rules out getting a called.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
It's called tough love. It is the impossible phone in topic.
We're not making it easy. We'll just we'll talk about
something else. We'll admit it. We'll move on, we will.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Okay, we want to hear from you now, oh eight
hundred dollars at him? Have you been down the emergency slide?
Which means you must have been in like an emergency
landing or something went wrong and you had to get
off that plane quick fast.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
So sometimes I've seen in America where it's like they've landed,
but something has gone wrong and then they've had to
deploy it and that's how they get out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Like you hit the plane as a crash, like there
could there could have been an engine fire, and then
we need to get everyone off here quick in case
of ex now yeah, yeah, okay, oh, eight hundred dollars
at Amazon number. Give us a call now you can
text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Have you gone down the emergency slide.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Thirteen minutes away from seven Fletch Morne and Haley, And
we have asked for the impossible phone in topic what
could be a rare impossible phone.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
In We may have no calls. Yeah, someone messaging.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
There's a training they've done a firefighter training thing and
they were in New Zealand and they went down the
emergency slide. But they mentioned that fifteen percent of people
that use the slide end up injured on average. Yeah,
I suppose it's not really made for an enjoyable weird
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
I mean, it's not a fun slide. It's not a
water park slide or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
This is a question, Marleybaum, where we're asking you this morning,
have you used the emergency slide on a plane? So
we might have to come back next and rule this impossible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
We could rule it impossible, and then I'll get the
bag that someone said, it's not impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
You guys have done this before. For impossible.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Someone else said, I'd imagine the same people will call us.
Last time you did this topic you said we haven't
done this before. I didn't think we haven't been here
twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
I'm looking for Actually I checked out about fifteen years ago.
I just this is all on you. What if those
people willn't mind actually calling back just to talk to you? Wow,
we talked to you, man. That's been a day, it's
been a week.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Okay, Well, well no, it's not impossible, because if we've
done it before and we proved that it wasn't, then
hard someone someone just said, Jesus, it's nearly nine o'clock,
not seven as well?

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Wakey, wakey flitch. What did I say? Did you say?
Did you say? Seven?

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
My God?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Like his kid today? Die he's good today? Done more
a lot more talking point and we're out of ideas.
What should we talk about next? Nine sex? Nine sex?
Should we do an? Ask us anything?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Get ready with me?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Just stop, just stop.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Play and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Now, I've resisted for a long time using this app,
but finally I have been a way to meet people.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
No, no, no, you should. It's a whole new world.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I'm talking about the app split Wise. I have never
even heard of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I have resisted for so long because so many of
my friends use split wise. Now, if I was flatting
one hundred percent, this would be amazing. So for those
that don't know what it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Is, what is the easy way, free tool for friends
and roommates track bills and other sheet experiences that everyone
gets paid back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Yeah, I might get shutowed down it so much money
shows me. You think I have a joke about this,
someone messages me it's toxic behavior for a husband to
talk about it. It's funny, it's it's toxic merital bed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Be But so I have been I guess persuaded to
join this, you know, the split wise app, because we're
going on this hike at the end of the year.
Doctor Shawn, our friend made me download it because some
people I paid for some accommodation, someone's paid for some
some harp tickets for this hike that we're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
And there's flights and and there'll be a rental car,
and and so it's nice that flinches. But as financial stresses,
a hike at the end of the year.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Wouldn't it be nice?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I wasn't saying that. I'm just saying, so much money
they want it back. Why don't you get split wise
split wise? I think that's just logging into internet bank
peaty much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
But it's kind of cool because then like now it's
like I only owe someone a dollar fifty and someone
owes me sixty, and it is quite It is a
good app and I but I've resisted.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
How you create a group, a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Group within it, and you can have multiple groups in
the so you add others they have to have the
split wise app or you track it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
On behalf of everyone know they have to have they have.
So if they're like, we're on a trip, we're on
the hike.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I paid for petrol. Oh your petrol. Okay, it was
one hundred dollars and there's five of us.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
But then the next person page, guys, I'll just cover
breakfast because that's gonna blank out whenever that person but
they're not gonna yes. And so the idea is you
try to pay for different things yes, but at the
end and at the end of the trip you work
out it just works out automatically and you just paid,
so do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
You because you know, like we do this quite a lot.
That will go out and like one of us will
get the bill and then we just do a bank
transfer or like when we're away you're like, oh, we'll
just sort it out. I just realized this is you know,
I went to Wellington was two of my friends recently
for that Marching reunion here and it hasn't pulled me back.
There's two hundred ninety two dollars shows mate, it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Of how do you just not notice she's paid? Is
this the same? Errand that's in Europe right now? Yeah,
she's in Europe. She is flitting around Europe having a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Hot girl, spending your money, spending my money. So if
I had this app, I'd be like yeah. But I
mean it's been around for ages, but everyone uses it.
I've just finally given it anum. I imagine every time
we go out, it's going to be like, you know,
I need two dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Yeah, it all comes out in the wash. Two dollars, Yeah,
two hundred and ninety two dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Also, by the way, you're round for coffees. My round,
she buys more round. I do not see that. I
was right into the back podcast, always like, oh so
you are you? You've already got card out, have you?

(01:16:59):
This is why I didn't want split Wise.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
This is why I didn't want to dounload split wise,
because now I'm going to open money.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Are starting a split wise group, the three of us.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review,
and be sure to tell your mates.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
You know what I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Your script reading is getting better. I give it five stars,
just like I give this podcast. I'm telling my friends
about your script reading too. Thank you, like I'm going
to do about this podcast. Thank you Vaughan and Hailey
for that. Good boy zid ms fletch vaugh and Hailey.

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