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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletched Fawn and
Haley is still down a Vaughn today. Yeah, he's on
an island with the Department of Conservation with some cute warloff.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
OHQ Walloff showed us a picture of a cockapool. Oh
my god, beautiful, so gorgeous. I don't think I've ever
seen one because of weir.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Would I you get some white powder on your cheek?
That sigdn? What kind of wipe?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's so funny. I take this supplement called a vassatol,
which is like good for pcos. But it comes in
this white, really finely chopped powder form and sometimes it
sprinkles on the disk and sometimes it gets around and
it does look.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Suspicious and then you see you wiped it right, Okay,
is it gone? Yes, it's gone.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I promise it is a natural supplement for pcos.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We're going to give you the chance before seven on
the show this morning to go on the drawer to
see Sabrini Carpenter live in La That call that is
happening tomorrow night. If you get on the list, you've
got to answer with please, please, please, So listen up
with the activator or the mother truck it in the
song the Top six is on the way.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, scientists are coming up with some kind of DNA
testing and some DNA manipulation that could extend the life
of your.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Dog or your cat or just dogs, just dogs for now,
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So I've got the top six things to do with
your dog if they lived as long as you did.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Next on the show, though.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't want to start the show off monkey really gross,
but you're going to start the show off marketing. Really disturbing.
Happened on a flight that caused a man to be
kicked off.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's Monkey.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Plays Florn and Haley smaite this quick.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Shall we full of regret? But we said we'd talk
about it. And here we are Eugenio or Nisto hernandez Ghana.
Now he had flown to Miami to get some plugs,
and I thought this was probably turkey, because that's.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Here plugs here, plugs right, Okay, he's a bald man.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He decided no more, and so he went through quite
It's quite an intense surgery where they take here from
the back of your head where it's still growing, and
they pull it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Down around here. No no, no, no, no, just stay baled, I.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Know, embrace the ball anyway to each their on He
wanted here.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Also always wonder how like people do that? Do they
just come to work on Monday and they've got here
and let no one talks about it?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, because it looks really bad for a long time
and then the here falls out and then it grows. Right,
you go through a really mucky process.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So almost you want to kind of go away somewhere
for like a couple of months and just take some leaf,
take some leaf, and then come back with here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well this guy did not wait long enough. He had
the surgery, and then he got on a flight to
Las Vegas, where he lives, and trouble started on the
plane when flight attendants noticed that his head was leaking
and that he had unreally struggling. He had a bloody
bandage that was seeping. Why didn't he wait a couple
of days after care facility for these things where nurses
(03:19):
like come and change the pads and stuff. Anyway, So
it was bloody and so the flight attendants went up
to him. We're like, dude, can you just cosort this out.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You're leaking, You're leaking, your head's leaking.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You need to go and change the bandages before we
take off of this flight. We can't be having this.
And he was like, well, I don't have any spear bandages,
and they're like, well, we're gonna have to ask you
to remove yourself from the plane.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We can't have that because you're leaking all over the seat.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're literally seeping and it's like a lot. Can you
imagine like being in the seat behind him anyway, So
then they started so him and his partner, they started
resisting the the what is it flight crew member in structure.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You've got and as we know on the briefing, you
must follow crewmembrance member instructions.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And they said, look, we're gonna have to say it.
Well you're going to say that. If you don't, if
you don't go in your free will, you're going to
get arrested because we really want you off this plane.
Your head is seeping and leaking everywhere. My dude, Now,
when I was read this article, I didn't realize it
was the hit shots because they got arrested, and his
hit shot is a bloody, leaking head with like a
(04:23):
half a wound pad a hanging off the back, and
I just really can't look at it anymore. But yeah,
they got arrested because he just resisted and he said
to them like, if I'm not getting on this flat home,
no one's going. And the people on the plane had
to get off the plane. Police got on, arrested him.
They resisted, both of them caused a fast They got arrested,
(04:43):
and then before they took him to the to the jail,
they took him to a medical center. New bandages, new bandages,
and get it all sorted out. I saw a video
the other day someone was complaining a lady was doing
her nails. She'd put her trade table down, yeah, and
she was like painting her nails. Yeah, and it was
(05:03):
like a gel kate, which stinks. It would be so.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
The whole plane would smell like a profission ail.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
People do the wildest things on planes, like just calm down,
Just watch Netflix. You put on a movie and just
calm down. Yeah, disgusting with the thing that you did.
You have used the thing that I gave you. I
didn't use that to hold hold the iPhone.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Gave me a team. It's from team. It's two dollars your.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Quality, quality girds and you clip it onto the tray
table and you can put your phone on it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I just watched what was provided for me all.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Right on the back of Yeah, right, okay, you know what.
It's a great prison. You'll you'll thank me for that. Yeah,
it's awesome. I mean it did cost me two dollars
fifty so, I mean, if you're going to use it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I tried to return it to you and you said no,
just keep.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It, don't be like, oh yeah, I'd love that, and
then don't.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Don't know where it is now? Oh okay, probably it's
never be found again. Been thrown out, and he hasn't
been thrown out, sounds like it straight into landfill, fledborne
and finally being revealed what mister Beast was up to
in New Zealand. Yeah, because everyone saw him around. He
was eating in the Auckland Viaduct. They saw him in
a Hamilton supermarket.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Which initially I thought was just like, no, that's not right,
Like why would he be in a Hamilton submarket? Yeah,
And then they were like, I was looking at his
chocolate has mister be chocolate, which is so shit.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's bad chocolate, sod chocolate. We got sent some and
we tried it. It's like it's like Australian chocolate. It
feels like the equivalent of like Easter chocolate.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
When you're like, like, it's not much, the cheap, cheap
easter egg chocolate. Yeah, I mean, don't come to New
Zealand unless it's wos. Don't bother.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
How much do you think you paid Gordon Ramsay to
say that the chocolate was good?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, it's crap.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Anyway, mister Beast he was here in New Zealand and
everyone went crazy because he's like the biggest YouTuber ever
and he makes incredible video that are worth like millions
of dollars and he spends millions of dollars on them
and gives away millions of dollars. And they were like,
oh my god, but the Beast is here. It's exciting,
and now it's been revealed because the video is up. However,
interestingly enough, he doesn't really mention New Zealand in it.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, he's just says he's he's going caving.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
He's going caving. So he was at White he was
in White Tormon. Yeah, the Beautiful glow Worm's Cave and
Mungapoo in the cave system there, yep. And I believe
he went down there. Five of his crew.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yes, So they abb sailed down and then stayed in
the cave like a week.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
A week, yeah, I think, like earthquakes. Yeah, we did
this in a school camp.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
We went to Yeah, and we caved and we went in,
like and I was quite fat. It's hard to squeeze through.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Some of the boy.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
The boy and I hated it was let's get out
of here. No, I don't want to do postropho. I
don't want to do that anyway, So they did that.
They went down and they had a guide with them,
and at the end of the video this happened.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
As a short gratitude.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
We're actually fifty thousand New Zealand dollars, so it's ten
grand for every human you didn't let die.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh gosh, thanks so much, Oh gosh, thanks so much.
So they gave their guide. That's pretty cool. Essentially a tip, right,
that's it is just a TP. It's a tip for
not killing them, for looking after them for the week.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But then that was sort of it. That's sort of it.
Maybe maybe he made more videos and they're going to
come out. Yeah, but you would have thought that at
the start of the videos, you'd be like, I'm in
New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
People love New Zealand. I mean it's the name of
the cave and yeah, yeah, yeah totally.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But I guess yeah, but you wouldn't know. No, people
around the world aren't going.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
To be like, oh, also, do you think that guide
was like when he had like brought out an envelope
of cant He's like, oh my god, finally this is
that life. You know, half a million a million dollars
to people all the time, and then he's like.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Fifty ko. Yeah, that'll really it'll be helpful, I know,
not to be ungrateful. Anyway, we're talking about mister Bees
because I watch his videos every now and then. I'm
on a little bit of a YouTube pause at the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Why are you having a cleanse?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it's not stimulating me enough, right, But I watched
mister Bee's lacking in an amount of sex. But I
watch his videos every now and then, especially like the
massive scale ones, because I'm just like an are of
how they put it together.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
They're incredible.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The girls were just telling us that mister Beasts is
a little bit well CUSP canceled.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah, why two big scandals at the moment. So his
contracts have come out from his employees, and it's pretty brutal.
It's like, hey, if you want to film at a
target and the employees say no, you go to their manager.
Try exploit them as much as you can. Ask if
they're kids like me, I can come get a photo
with them, like do whatever it takes. No is not
(09:58):
an acceptable answer.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, we're seeing how the sausage is being.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Made, you know, and I just want to eat the sausage.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
People want to eat the sausage. They don't want to
see the factory. They don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Talking about his editors, it's real brutal.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
About like you are not creative, you are not allowed
to work on multiple projects at a time, like it's
just and then also he filmed this big YouTuber's video.
He got a bunch of influencers. All the influencers come
out with their contracts and have proved it's been rigged it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Part of me is like yeah, like if you work
for him, maybe it's not the greatest thing. But he
also builds like homes for people in Africa and like
puts water pumps around the world and it helps out.
I mean, how many water pumps did you have you
installed in Africa?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I'm working on it. Apparently's zero.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I know what you mean though, because you're like, it's
not great stuff that's behind like you know, like with
James Corden and Allen Degenerous and you see all the
kind of how they treat this stuff as not great.
But at the same time he gives away millions of
millions of dollars to people.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But your.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
This is the top six.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Now Varney is away with the cuckup or down South.
So we are tasked today, yesterday and tomorrow with the
top six. And I saw an article about a company
called wolf Genics. Okay, wolf Genics.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Not wolf.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It's a company that is basically, you know, how like
we're looking into DNA testing in order to prevent illnesses
within humans. So you're going like test earlier things that
you may be pre what's the word disposed to pree.
You've got a predisposition to this, that and the other thing.
And if we know these things about our sounds, we
can prevent them early and therefore live longer. Yes, So
(11:53):
wolf Genics is employing these techniques and but focusing on
docs because a dog's the average dog's life span is
ten to fourteen years across all breeds at ten to
thirteen years, which they say brutally short, considering it's your best.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Smart because cats would be longer, right.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, cats are generally Oh yeah, I've had two sixteen
seventeen year old cats and larger breeds even less, and
then breeds that with overbred even less. Your pugs, your
French cheese, yeah, all that kind of stuff. Anyway, So
they're like, it's sad. So they wanted to do this,
and they've been doing all this testing on like basically
how we've been doing it on humans, and they've been
testing on mice.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, and the.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Way that they've done this, they're like testing for things
and then saving them basically and increasing the life span
of a mice of a mouse by fourteen percent. And
they're like, man, if we could keep going, we could
have dogs living longer and longer and longer and longer.
So I've come up with the top six things that
you could do with your dog if they lived as
long as you. Number six, go to the salon and
(12:55):
get your roots done. When the grays start to show through,
you know, because they get a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Old, they would get gray too.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, they get gray fur because your cat, our cats
are gray.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah. My cat like literally is half gray.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, but Rolly is starting to get a few more
kind of wiry white ones.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh, don't pluck that. No. Number five, just think people
do die their dogs when they get no.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
People die their dogs like pink and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Number five on the list of the top six things
that you could do with your dog if they lived
as long as you could, you could have a nice
fiftieth anniversary golden party. You know, they had their fiftieth
anniversary and grand they cut a little cake.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You get a gold collar. You have a little like
dog roll chub.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh yeah, and people do speeches and stuff. Yes, at
the local pub. It would be so nice.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Number four on.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The list of top six things you could do with
your dog if they lived as long as humans. You
could both go to the osteo get a bit of
an adjustment on the back.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, because you know, gets bad. You could be walking
dog on the beach and they could have one of
those free tents like free spinal chair.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, careful with your dog. They might have a fall
if they live long, and that as long, they might
have a fall. Number three, two, three, number three on
the list of the top I was like, oh god,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't have sex, but I do. Number three on the.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
List of the top six things that you can do
with your dog. If they live as long as humans,
you can go get botox together lines.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, it get bad. You've got to start early.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's preventative.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
In fact, if you've got a dog now, i'd go
and get some toks in preparation for the fact that
they might end up living longer.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah. And of course, but then what if your dog,
like you, you decide I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, they'll come back round to me. They'll come back
around to it as the frown lines come back.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I do right, do that.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Number two on the list of the top six things
you can do with your dog. If they live as
long as you do, you should sign them up for
KEII saber. Oh yeah, because if they're going to live
to sixty five, what how are they going to get by?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Good?
Speaker 8 (14:58):
Imagine if dogs did live that be all these like
elderly dogs, yeah, cute little old dog have things like
skeletal dogs walking.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Around or barking at the young dogs.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Lawn and number one of the lists of the top
six things you could do with your dog if they
lived as long as you did, you could install a
handrail on the tree where they piss, you know what
I mean, because you don't want them to like crop
up a leg.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And then fall over before will not be able to
get their lead back down and.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Exactly so you want to have one poor on a handrail,
the other leg up to the side so they can
have a nice safe way. That is today's top.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Six play.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Play cucumbers. Can't find them, can't buy them, and if
you can find them, you're going to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Are they out of season at the moment? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Do you know what I went shopping the other day?
I mentioned though, I was looking for some capsicums and
they were expensive, and they now that in some ce
Mexico there out of season sign basically saying this is
why this costs so much because it's out of season.
It's been important.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So don't yell at the stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You don't yell at me that this is a twelve
dollar capsicum. It's out of season. But I I was
paying twelve dollars for a capsicum. I nearly did I
get sweeties. Those two the long capsicans are nice, but
you didn't look at the price, No, because I always
grab them.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's how they get you.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I went in and I was like, oh, they got
the King Sweeties grabbed. And then I was like, I'll
go back and I'll get a regular capsicum to put
in my pizzas and stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And then I looked at the capsicums and I was like,
hang on a second, look back at the King Sweeties.
I think it was like thirteen year, twelve ninety nine, but.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Like two little that's ridiculou yea.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It would have lasted like two meals anyway. So cucumbers
are having shortages around the world for a number of reasons,
but one of the main ones that they think is
this like cucumber viral cucumber salad, in which you get
a mandolin and you thinly slice it. So funny watching
a girl do it on TikTok and she's like, slice
(17:07):
the hand. You gotta use the guard anyway, So you
like thinly slice this cucumber salad, and anyone's like obsessed
with it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And now people are buying them so much. Is it
that they're really thin slices? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I haven't made it, but I believe the girl is
have you've gotten into the cucumber salad?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Of course I have. I do everything I say on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So what is it? So you slicely mandolin the cucumber?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, or if you're like poor, you just use a
grater or.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh ye yeah, the greater that with a slice. But
then it's yeah, but you know you can get a.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Mandolin from Kmar true, true, true, But yeah, I paid
seven dollars for a cucumber.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I can't afford a mandolin.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Ye're true. It's a cucumber or the mandolin.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
So this guy Logan, he basically releases.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
New cucumber getting the musical instrument when I search mandolin.
Oh also a great instrument, but very difficult to play.
Now he's the guy who makes a lot of Korean food.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Eh, yeah, So he basically releases new recipes most days,
and it's how to eat an entire cucumber. So the
most popular one is kind of an Asian cucumber salad.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
So it's you know, your rice, wine, vinegar.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Soy sauce, fish sauce, sugar, green onion, sesame oil, toasted
sesame seeds and yeah, you got it.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah, that's important thing. But he's also like got real creative.
So there's a salmon bagel one. So he does cream cheese, salmon, chivees,
shake that all up. And then yesterday I saw one
which I do want to try, and it's like a
New York deli sub.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
So it's like salami and.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Like peckles and like everything you'd have in a sub. Yeah,
and so you get all the ingredients, you put it
in like a deli tub, shake it up for like
five minutes, and it's the most delicious snack.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
But it is so expensive.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah. But this is the thing is like so many
people are following this guy making these cucumber salads. Like
you can't find cucumbers anywhere, like.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Anywhere in the world because it's it's that popular. That's insane.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, supermarkets in the US have started selling pre mandolin
cucumber and the containers. That's smart and it's like fourteen dollars,
but people are.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Buying it to like save.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Sometimes it's tempting though. You know when you go to
the supermarket and you want some pumpkin and then you
see the pumpkin this pre chopter and you're like, that
would really be a helpful start. Yeah, because now I
hate cutting up. Yeah, it's hard, it's hard, it's dangerous.
But they just they know they charge you up the wazo.
It's like buying pre rice cauliflower or like pre spiralized zucchinis,
(19:35):
pre sliced cucumbers, pre sliced mushrooms. They know that we lazy.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You want to make money.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So anyway, if you if you're a cucumber fan, which
I think in general, we did a vibe check.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Or we've got a Lebanese here at a Lebanese cucumber
in new Wood for one ninety nine, can you mandolin that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
But this is it telegraph, This is going to be
telegraphed telegraph.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, can save four nine. I'm getting here online shopping.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, I paid seven last week five bucks for a
cucumber is not good. That's a two dollars vegetable. It's
basically nineties water.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Dad. Yeah, it's my worst vegetable. They make me burp.
I don't know why don't make cucumbers like burp.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I used to find them really strong, like way too strong.
If you had a sandwich and there had been a
cucumber around it, I'd be like, no, I can't eat
that sandwich.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Also weird, like there's some pack and saves photo of
their cucumber, Like would wouldn't you have chosen a more
attractive cucumber, Like it's got a tapered tip.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Tapered tip. Also, I would have taken it out of
the plastic? No that Why are we plastic sealing these kids?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Because you don't want other people touching your cucumbers?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Why not wash your cucumber when you get home?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Do you wash it if it's in the plastic.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't wash any of my vegetables.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Playable and Haley lease, silly little.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Poo, silly little it is so silly, silly, silly that
silly little pole, silly.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Little silly.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Today's silly little pole is a huge debate. You can
only pick one Colby, eat Am, Tasty or mild. Now,
these are your classic cheese blocks.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I always get eat them. Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm a tasty girl. I grew up an eatam family.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Is it because it's like thirty three percent less fat? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I grew up an eata family because I grew up
in the nineties where everything we were fat, foxic, And
then I moved to tasty because it's better on pizzas
and that kind of stuff. Now I'm back to eat
am because I'm on this meal program and that's the
that's what the nutrition has said.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, right, a little bit of cheese, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Be eat am.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
The results are in and it's pretty close down the
bottom four percent mild. Oh you notice even a cheese Nah,
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Why bother percent? We've got Colby okay sitting at thirty
seven percent? Is our humble eatam Okay? I like it smooth?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Are you telling me tasty has won thirty nine percent?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Tasty because of the pizzas, because it's just got a
bit more to it.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
But I'm a texture of eatam smooth. You're saying it's
a smooth chee of smooth cheese. It's a nice chee.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Taste is a bit more crumbly. Okay, Well, let's get
some feedback from the people. Charlotte says tasty is only
good for scones. Old people like Eatam. Nobody really likes mild.
Normal people choose Colby. I don't think I've ever bought
a block of Colby. I would know what it is. Wow, Okay, okay,
(22:51):
I like to pretend I'm a little sophisticated, but we
all know Colby is just a different name for Eatam. Also,
they're both quite mild, are they?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Lucy says, I get less squirty farts when I have
mild cheese.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Lucy, that you've shared too much then you have. But
in some people are lactose intolerant, aren't they? Do you
know that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Lecto the lectose? What's that lecto cheese that they do?
And it's like a little bit it's got less leptose
in it. That's pretty good because I have a friend
that will get the lactias. What are the pearls if
they if they're gonna have cheese or lactose, Like, I
just want to eat cheese. I want pizza. They'll just
take a pearl. Yeah. Alexandra says coldy because it's melty
(23:35):
and smoos Is it okay? Kirsty says, oh, I can't
believe so many people like eat am I try because
I bloody love cheese. But I heard it was Lauren
Fair and it sucks. Cheese needs fat to be delicious goodness. Yeah,
so she gets she's gone tasty. Anna says, who's paying
for tasty?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Is yem and cheap?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's just significantly cheap.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Is it cheaper than tasty because tasty takes longer to make?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I guess so okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Do I look like a cheese maker to you? We're
asking me good questions? I am so sorry making cheese.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Thought you were a cheesemaker.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well you've got that part about me wrong. Kelsey sears, God,
for a second, I thought this was a list of
Home and Away characters.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Really good Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Samantha says, I love a mild cheese as a former
non cheese eater, the others are just far too strong.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
A non cheese eater, Oh my, cheese is the foundation
of life.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Cheese is live, chees water, shelter, love.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And cheese and cheese.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Chanelle sears tasty cheese. Tasty tastes like cheese. All the
others taste like salty milk. Wow, Okay, that's so good.
I didn't know it was so plain with my eat Am.
Yeah at last said, I grew up with eat Am.
No other cheese has made quite the same one.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You know what, I'm going to My next block of
cheese is going to be tasty, and I'll just try it.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It's full.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay when you.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Got I know this as someone who is as a
bisexual cheeser, yep, who loves eat air. It went tasting.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
It's fluid.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's fluid on the can when it comes to cheese,
because I love I don't buy the grated cheese in
a bag, but I imagine tasty wouldn't be a good
snack cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Car just sorow her heads up with the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Best tasty is the best cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Like if you would have just cut a slice or
out of the.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Bag doing every single day at the moment, make a
sandwich and then a little slice of cheese. Yeah, because
I've got eat Am back in my life, I'm like
eat Am rolls. But I was tasting as I say,
I'm I mean they're both basically the winners, aren't they
by a small two percent margin. Tasty takes it.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Out play fled Vorn and Haley.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Here's a Californian startup that and just a couple of
years says it will be able to deliver you sunlight
after dark using mirrors from space.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It just seems batty to me, like how you're going
to put so there's going to be mirrors in space
that are bouncing the Sun's ray.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, then you'll be able to order some sun. So
the main reason for this is a lot of places
on Earth have these giant solar fields with just panels
and panels of solar panels, and of course it gets
to night time and they're not able to be generating
electricity or being used. So the idea of the startup
(26:51):
is that the mirrors will reflect the suns right on
to these solar farms for a portion of time at night. Okay,
to charge the panels.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Are the panels not getting charged enough during the day.
I thought, that's how it works, like glowing the dark
stickers on your roof as a kid. They get enough
sunlight during the day so that don't go and then
by the morning they've gone out.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
But so also you'll be able to go onto this
website or maybe by the time they've sorted this out
us an app where you can buy sunlight four like
your I don't know, but you're having a party, barbecue,
your barbecue and it's dark too early, so you buy
some sunlight for an hour.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Just feels like a rich person thing.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It really does, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Like rich and famous?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It reflinked Orbitals says that you'll be able to book
a spot of light. You can fill out a form
which is due by October twenty three, twenty twenty four,
so you've got a month a couple of months, and
the sunlight after dark will be delivered starting in Q
four twenty twenty five, so in the last quarter of
twenty twenty five, it will only be available for four
(27:55):
minutes and cover a diameter of five kilometers five k
Your neighbors actually like light up a whole like tiny
town or a whole neighborhood. Wait, are we having a
whoy about this?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Before I say, hey, guys, look, I'm on I'm in
number twenty seven and I'm having a beautiful barbecue.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, and I'm having my thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm having my thirtieth. Yeah, definitely, not my fortieth, my thirtieth.
And you like do you like how I said how
much I am posted to thirty the name to forty,
and I would just like for the night to go on, yep,
and for it to be a night to remember. So
if you don't mind within a five k radius, I'm
gonna order some sunlight.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Although they're saying four minutes, it's four minutes enough for
a solo farm to generate a lot of or is
this just for private citizens? You just get four minutes?
Why would you just want four minutes of the time
is wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
And the amount of space.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It needs to be a small light like just a
house lot of life.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, I think my property is like nine hundred square meters.
Can I order nine hundred square meters on the light?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I mean that may be how in the shape of
a rectangle in the future. That's like what could happen?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You could you could say, hey, this is my property,
it's x amount by why amount wide and long?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
But then space is it's this wild West at the
moment right like this already concerned about space junk and
too many satellites.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ye, Willie Nelly, I know sill like having any beautiful
Venetian mirrors up there?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Do we have any rules about like who can put
things like that projecting light onto like people's neighborhoods at night?
Just a joke, is it? No, it's not. It's not
how bizarre it's not.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's not April Fols, like if this was a story
on April Fols had been like, it's actually it was
actually done by the Russians.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
And I believe the nineties right, they had to go,
they had to go, And then they've also used hot
air balloons and mirrors to like test this.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I want to see what is like, I want to
see how it's you know what I mean? I want
to see like the line between dark and light when
it hits the earth.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
What like you want to see like we're lame down.
I can't say it was a spotlight. It sees they
were used low orbit satellites. But is that how high
is low orbit? Is that enough to see the sun
when you're in darkness like when New Zealand's and darkness.
I don't know is that high enough to get I'm
sure it is I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I don't know how producer, I don't know how space works.
Producer Jared had a good suggestion, which is, if you've
got an enemy all to someome light up in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I mean, there's genius, especially if they've got those like
slack curtains because they never cover the light.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Yeah, well you've got those black our curtains. But I
don't believe Hayley does no Q four twenty five.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, get it back at your enemies.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I mean it would be a great I don't know
how much it costs to get four minutes of light
over five square kilometers.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You can imagine it'll be a lot.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Well, like we get you get twelve hours of light
for free every day, so surely it wouldn't be too Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Also like Land of the Long White Cloud, like it's
not going to get through Yeah, no, God, Like when
is it ever totally clear? Hardly?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Ever?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like once in a Blue Moon Wellington on a good day.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, of show.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You may remember we talked about this new Aussie law,
the right to disconnect on the weekends when you finish
at five just you don't have to answer, I have
some clarity around whether or not New Zealand also can
do this. We talked maybe a month or so ago
about the right to disconnect law that was being implemented
(31:21):
in Australia and it captain a week ago. Yeah, which
means that employees could would not. Employers could not punish
workers who did not pick up their phones outside normal
working hours or answer emails or whatever. So say, if
you're at nine to five a Monday to Friday, that's
your weekends or after hours or whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
So good, so good. Yeah, And it's basically encouraging, like.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We live in a world of burnout, and it's encouraging
people to go like, here's what you're getting paid for,
here's the hours outside of that. Now, this isn't something
we have a problem with. We'll just leave. I even
think sometimes our social group chats are but much. I've
brought that up with a group, but yet it continues
to ping during the day.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But that's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
In general, we don't really get how did much during
the now? Nah, but a lot of people do. I know.
And so then people in New Zealand were like, well
do we have this because it's also in France Ireland,
Canada very similar laws now Australia. So an employment law
expert has said that, no, it's not. Actually it's not
(32:17):
its own thing like like Australia has now put in place,
but we do have protection for workers, so they've said
in order for such availability availability requirements to be lawful
and enforceable. So in order for your employer to be
able to contact you, yep, they must it must be
recorded in writing in your employment agreement.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
So it must say that your hours you must be contactable.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So if it doesn't say that, then you can just
literally ignore emails and phone calls. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
So what you're getting paid for is in the contract.
And so if you are not being paid for after
hours work, which should be stated, then you should either
be given some compensation for you for increasing your availability
outside of those work hours. And then you've got your
minimum guaranteed work hours to say it's forty hours or
(33:10):
whatever hours however media a week, and then outside of
that it would need to be additional. So no, it's
not its own like thing. But if you were someone
who was having a problem with this and that your
boss was like yo, yo, where those files, it's Saturday
and you and the club, and then on Monday they're like,
where were you? I needed those files?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Were you in the club?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You'd be like, yeah, I was in the club, But
actually it's none of your business.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Because I'm allowed to be into club.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I'm allowed to be in the club because it was
my Saturday night and it's out side of my work hours.
And also there needs to be genuine reasons for the
inclusion of such arrangements. So if they tried to like
thumb it in to be like, well, I just want
you to be available at all times, and can they
say yeah, it's not a genuine reason. It would have
to be like if an emergency or if we're dealing
(33:56):
with international people and we're in different time zones, da
da da da. So if it was a problem you
actually have, even though it's not its own right to
disconnect law that Australia's put on play.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Then it's okay. It's one thing to say that, but
then it's another thing, like if your boss isn't happy
and then you feel pressure and then you want to
keep your job, It's like it's kind of gets awkward,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, totally. I mean I guess that's maybe where you
get an HR person and be like, how do I
approach this?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I don't know. I don't really have a real job.
This is malarkey talking. We're just talking.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
We're just wearing T shirts and a cap, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
We're just hang it out, just talking.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Play play.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I've mentioned a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I don't want to harp on about it, but I
am on a journey to health, to health and also hotness,
the hottest version of myself.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You've been sleeping.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Tell people how much you've been sleeping eight hours a night.
It's foundation, which when you get up at four is
really hard to do. It means you've got to go
to bed real early. But it's really fun. And then
I've just been falling asleep. I'm asked ear plugs, listen
to a book or a podcast or whatever. Yeah, sleep,
I go amazing. So I'm feeling incredible. But I've also
been on this meal plan. Right I'm with him with
a trainer, trying to get my musculs all.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I want to be jacked, yeap, be like that can't
go through a doorway, You've got to go sideways through doors.
That's jack. Do you want to be with the lats anyway.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
As part of this, I'm on this meal plan right,
and it's like I've done these before, where like it's
all about your protein. You get to weigh out your
proteins and whatnot and done it. Oh Okay, I know
it's a bit full on, but I'm like I'm following
it for now.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
You need to be told. I need to be told,
to be told what to do.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, just need to be told what to do, what
to do anyway. So my trainer has this kind of
flexible meal plan where like you can like make it
onto anything.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
When I have flexible, I'm like at a chocolate bar. No,
not that flexible.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Okay, not that flexible, but like you can choose your
protein and then you can choose your carb, and then
there's a way if you put them all together that
you could do a little wrap pizza. So I did
this yesterday and I Aaron was out and I got
four raps. I was gonna make him two rat pizzas
and me two rat pizzas. One i'd eat for dinner
and one I would have for lunch. Today it's a
(36:09):
really busy day and I don't have time to be
going home and making a portioned out, weighed out, conscious meal. Right,
So I was, I'll just have this. So I make
these pizzas and I give him on his I just
chuck the shit on. I'm just like, boom, you have
some meat and some vegetables, and I'll.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Put heaps of cheese.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Big man, he's a big boy, deserves a big meal.
And of mine, I've portioned it. I've weighed the chicken.
I've portioned it out. I have weighed this, I've weighed
the cheese.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
When you're weighing a tiny, tiny slitherer of chicken, are
you just like this is my life now?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
No, it's plenty of chicken. The chicken's abundant.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
The cheese is not that.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
So I'm like, I've weighed my cheese. I've growned the cheese.
Eat eat anyway. So I have a perfectly macro nutrient
balanced pizza and I've cooked them, and I've eaten my
pizza for dinner. And there's my pizza, and there's Aaron's tip.
Does he gets home, he's, oh my god, you've made dinner.
That's so nice. Thank you chatting to me? How is
your day? Did you talk about anything fun on radio
(37:06):
always ask me this, I I don't know, why don't
you listen?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's like saying that like a kid, like or mum
and dad asking like what did you learn today?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So I don't know, I'm forgotten that. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
And so I so he's like eating his pizza and stuff,
and then I turn around and his second pizzas there,
and I was like, right, there's your second pizza. I'm
going to clean up.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
You go and do whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
And then I was doing my like meal prep for today,
and I went to go put my pizza away and
it's gone, and I was like what And his big, meaty,
cheesy pizza is left then, and Aaron has grabbed the
wrong second pizza and has eaten my portioned out one
hundred and fifty grams of chicken macron utree consciously weighed
(37:51):
out see it in its own pans, so I know
exactly the weight of everything.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
He's just scoffed it.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And I went into the lounge and I was like,
did you you want my pizza? Because your your pizza
had beef on it and mine had chicken. And he
was like, oh no, did I eat your pizza? He
was like, well, just have mine, And I said no,
and I went off at him about any of my
perfectly macro balanced.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
His was a sloppy put everything on it sloppy like,
now did you do you get his lunch then?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Because it's not macronutrient, but oh my god, it's pretty
much the same.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's not the same.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I honed cheese on his put I put leftover taco
mints on. It was no, it wasn't it. So then
he was like, oh, I'm so sorry as he slowly
like went into the kitchen and ate the third one.
So I made four pizzas yesterday he was the winner.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Last night he ate three of the four pizzas I made.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Next on the show The Anti bucket List, Yeah, we've
all got a bucket list of things we want to
do before we die.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
What are the things we'll never do again? Play and Hayley, do.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You have a bucket list of things? Do you want
to do before you die? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Just like places I want to go? Yeah, like I
want I'd love to go to Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
You're a big traveler.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I hate cruises and I don't know how i'd like
being on a boat. Let a cruise down for ten days,
like can.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
You fly really there from South America? I think you can,
but it's really expensive. Yeah, you can fly into some
parts of it. And then yeah, I don't have one
written down. It's probably something that would be like quite
a fun thing to do over summer, like sit down
and write out the things you want to do. But
there are definitely things I haven't done. I haven't jumped
out of a plane.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I want to do that. Most most people's bucket list
would just be the things that they've saved from like
TikTok and Instagram, like yeah, yeah, travel plans, the.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Hoest woman in this place, I want to fly to
this place, go to this place. Well, like we've all
got something we want to do before we die at least.
But what's gone viral is people are making anti bucket lists,
and it's the things they've done in life that they.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Will never do again that before they do no way.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, And some of it is like that adventure stuff
like I jumped out of a plane and I hated it,
hated every second of it.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I never want to do it again. Is that actually
true or is that an example? No, I've never jumped
out of a plane. You've never I know. See, I've
done bungee jumping. Didn't like it because it's that you're
standing there in your body's like nah, and then there
was some jar ring and I was like I didn't
like that. I didn't like that, But whereas like jumping
(40:21):
out of a plane that was incredible. Yeah, I've done
that like three times and loved it.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah. No, I'd love to bungee I'll bungee jump again.
If someone said to me today, do you want to
go for a bungee jumping? Hell, yeah, no, oh my god,
I love it, and I'd be like, I've done it.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
It's an anti bucket list. Yeah right, I don't need
to do that again.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Well, this is what I want to get some calls
and messages and from our listeners, is what's on your
anti bucket list? The things that you've done in life
that you're like.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Maybe you always wanted to do it, it was on
your bucket.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
List, yeah, Or it could be a place that you
said you wanted to go. You're like, I've always dreamed
of going to the you know, up the Eiffel Tower,
and you got there and you're like, yuck, this place.
You in lines everywhere and it's hot and it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Maybe it was something like, I know you trained to
do a marathon and then it was just the most horrible,
you know, hours of your life.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I mean a couple of examples along with a similar theme.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
But with the text. Even told people to text in yet.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Did I just said I want to get some calls
and messages because I thought people were jumping the gun there. Yeah, yeah,
get calmed down. Don't protect to what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna switch it now.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I'm going to flip it.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
We're flipping on its head. No worn word getting married?
Oh okay once, don't want to do it again?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And someone else had fall in love?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Never again?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Now you.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Look.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Look being in love it's hard work, but it's not
a grand thing in the world. That's the greatest thing
in the world.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh my god, they are pouring and kay right, well,
this is what we want from you this morning.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I would never get my eyeballs cleaned in Vietnam again.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Okay, I'm sorry about you. Don't go to Vietnam get
your eyeballs clean? Is that a we need some elaboration
on that? Was that like a were you.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Or was that like a crazy like we'll clean your
eyeballs out because that's terrible. No, okay, we need some
more elaboration on that. Keep you text giving in ninety
six nine six, give us a call, Oh eight hundred
dollars at in what is on your anti bucket list?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Anti bucket lists are trending because people aren't revealing the
things that they maybe always wanted to do. They did them,
and they're like never again, yeah, never again.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So we want to know what's on your anti bucket list.
And we have had so many messages in and I
believe on the phone we have our eyeball cleaner from
in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
What the hell?
Speaker 10 (42:45):
Yeah, I know, I was thinking back there. It probably
wasn't the smartest idea, but it's one of those things
that you do when you're in your twenties traveling.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
So you're in Vietnam and what makes you get your
eyeballs cleaned?
Speaker 10 (42:57):
So we were at one of the we bear holes
a Canadian couple and they were telling us that they
went and found the sky and they got their eyeballs clean,
and we're like, oh, that sounds like a really good idea.
So the next day we took our motorbikes out there,
and it was just like this roadside barber type stool,
and this guy had like an old miner's light, didn't
(43:17):
speak a word of English, had like an old beer
can like with old water, and all these random tools
in them. And then he like kicks you back in
this old dentist chair and then yeah, it gets to work,
and he's using these things scraping your eyeball and but
you don't need.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Realized that.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Now I'm surprised you ACTU didn't catching the eye disease
doing any permanent dennis damage.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
To our Yeah, man, you're so lucky.
Speaker 10 (43:44):
Oh my husband went first and I saw him do it,
and then I still went and got it done second, Nicole,
you can't if you want to see.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Like start of a horror movie and then you go missing. Yeah, Nicole,
this is what it sounds like. They find you, but
you okay.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
So that it's on your anti bucket list. I don't
think there was either on anyone's bucket list. But not
doing that again, thank you, BIV. What is on your
anti bucket list? The thing you'll never do again?
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Whitewater raft down the Zambigie River.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh, no thanks, There'll be things in that river.
Speaker 12 (44:24):
There's crocodiles in that river.
Speaker 11 (44:26):
But it wasn't that wasn't the reason. The week before
we went, there was a girl who fell out of
the raft and got shut down a hole and it
took five days for her body to pop up.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is the week before you went.
What's the cancelation policy on this whitewater raft day.
Speaker 11 (44:47):
Yeah, there's no cancelation policy. You want to pay your money,
you're in.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It just takes money.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So you're like, like, guess we have to do this,
and you obviously made it. Yeah, yeah I have.
Speaker 11 (44:58):
I survived it.
Speaker 7 (44:59):
But I the whole time I kept saying to the
guard before we even got in, because you have to
watch this video and they tell you all the dangerous
and they do whatever, and you're like, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
You know, I was like, okay, So I just kept saying,
you're not allowed to let me drown. I am not
drowning on this trip. I will haunt you for the
rest of your life if you let me drown.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, I mean that's the intention of the guide is
not to let anyone drown.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Me.
Speaker 11 (45:25):
Yeah, he sat me in the boat right beside him.
So I didn't fall out, Thank you God. I did
not fall out. But when we got to the end
of it all, I was like, kiss the ground happy,
and I'm like that tip for me, I can tick
that off my bucket list. I'm never doing that again.
And you know, we have visitors or something and they
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come to New Zeale and they're like, oh, we'd like
to so white Water Aft and I'm like, well, yeah,
I'm not going here.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
We're going to have an eel brush past your ankle.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah. I would never go down the river in Africa. No, no, no,
that's on the anti bucket list, Beverly. Thank you. It's
the messages in.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Really happy to have you with us, Beverly. Someone says, Paris,
I'll never go again. It's gross, it's yuck, it stinks.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Someone said, have a baby, never doing that again. Someone
said climbing Taltor Island, I love incredible that. They sound
very underwhelming. Oh, someone said, I think because we are,
of course the chosen station. Four lesbians. Oh yeah, you
never date guys again, not going back, not going back.
(46:31):
And that's a message in a threesome. It was on
the bucket list did it wasn't for me. It was okay,
navigate and even numbers. You need to go four, you've
got to go. You've got to go two or four,
yea or sex or you know multiples of two.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
No, never your three. There's always someone left out. Oh
you should try nine.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Nine's a disaster, I've heard.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
So we want to know the things that you'll never
do again. Maybe the things that we're on your bucket
that are now on your anti bucket list.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Got there's some good messages in I'll never do bickram
yoga again. I swear it from places in my body
I to even know because sweat. I was red in
the face for two full days.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Amber, what will you never do again?
Speaker 13 (47:19):
So I had my daughter nine months ago at Taroga Hospital,
so it was a planned Cesyrian. So of course you
get an EFFI dural for that one. A few weeks
before that, I signed a performed to say that I'd
be happy with a trained anthotist, which is fine because
I've had the trained anetheist in the past four times.
Speaker 11 (47:42):
It took this guy to get the the needle and
my fine.
Speaker 13 (47:48):
We're in and out, in and out.
Speaker 12 (47:52):
And in the end.
Speaker 13 (47:54):
After I was crying literal tears. The trained antheist had
to come in and put me out of my misery.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
I've seen those needles, man, They're.
Speaker 13 (48:05):
Huge, absolutely horrific.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh my god, has that put you having another kid?
Or next time you just squeeze it out.
Speaker 11 (48:13):
Yeah that's it.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah, Oh my god, hunch me in the face.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
I recka absolutely please, And nine months later I still
actually have that pain.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
You can feel it. Yeah, that's no good man.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Oh okay, thanks for sharing Amber a kind of winds.
I think you made the country WinCE.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Just wreggled on our table, driving around in the cars listening,
like just wiggling the back there.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yep, thank you someone message. And I'll never go Great
White Shark cage diving ever again. You know when they
lower the cage, it was one of those situations where
the sharks keep getting stuck in the cage.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
In between. You've got to make the bars skinnier. They
didn't even feel skinny enough.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I know I would never get my buttthole bleached again,
especially not in South Korea.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
He tried to call.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
This woman doesn't want to talk on air. She said
Korea was too cold and her butt was tingling and
overheating after the bleaching, and she was all rugged up
when all she wanted to do was sort of an
ice cream.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Why are people doing it?
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I don't think that's a holiday thing, is it?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's also who is I mean maybe people were seeing
the butt in Korea on holiday, but no one's can
see it. But don't just have a holiday hmm.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Someone said that they'll never smoke synthetic marijuana again.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Well, yeah, that's why it's illegal now.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, I can't believe there was even a thing. Um
Anti Buckler's bridge jumping in summer bingo wings bruise easy.
How do you your arms?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I've done a bridge jump before. Maybe you because you've
got to jump out. Yeah, a bridge wing. Some people
just jump straight down and it's quite jarring at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah. Never wanted to skydive. Why tricked my body into
thinking that it's dying. Very excited to win a pub
quiz in Noosa. Didn't know what the price was. Turns
out it was a skydiving voucher. I went through with
it to be a good sport. Hated it, got the
shakes afterwards and threw up in the bus on the
way back, and never again. I would never bunge you
(50:07):
jump again. When I was younger, I jumped to my
t shirt.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Okaps, I was bouncing topless? Yes always, I feel like
that's a text from a female. You've got a tucking.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't even think about that bouncing topless because you
kind of tucky. Yeah, I guess you've got your harness
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
No, because you don't wear anything on that. Yeah, okay,
never again.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Will I have that one extra drink with the good
looking girl while my girlfriend is at home? Whoops, Jesus,
we're getting some confessions here.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yes, I am a female. Ah, so good, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh, never again? Will I do a half marathon? Brutal?
If you see me running now, you better run too.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, it's a People don't realize it's a long it's
twenty one. Oh yeah. And if you don't train for it, like,
don't show up on the day going run around the
block like five times. I can.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
I cannot count the amount of texts with heads saying
I'll never marry my ex husband again.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Well that's the there's the reason the rix. Yeah, you
never have to do it again.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh god, I just have an image of a topless woman.
For some reason in my head, she's not wearing a
bra and it's.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Just all out. And you know those souvenir photos at
the inn where you get like four different photos from
all the different angles. You know, the guy that's in
charge of the photos has printed those off himself. Oh
my god, she.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Said, I was young with firm booby snow brother play play.
I was just out there yesterday trying to live my day.
So look, look I'm a normal woman. And yesterday after work,
(51:51):
I went to the gym. Yeah, and I did a
workout and I was really sweety yesterday, really sweety, and
I was wearing these undies that were so uncomfortable. I
undue another UNDI run, do you know.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Like it's time to get rid.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
And they were really like cutting into my bikini line,
like really cutting in a little bit irritated.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh, you need to sort out your undy situation that
you can't be going along like that, I know.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Anyway, it was leg day as well, a lot of
leg movements. I was like, so I get downstairs, and
with the combination of the irritation and the sweat, it
was a little bit itchy right in my area groin area.
As I got changed, I was getting changed. They had
to go to some I had to go somewhere. As
(52:38):
I got changed at the gym. At the gym, in
the changing room, I pulled down my shorts and I
was like, and I hello, scratched hell little scratch mcgroin.
And you know what, if I was a man, we
wouldn't even blink me and scratch. They had junk all
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the time. We were something we have to arrange because
a lot we just have to put up with her.
At him, he's got his hands when I was junk
and he's just moving around having a scratch. You always
see a guy have a little quick little trying to
be discreet about but when we're doing the fandango, people
are like, oh my goodness, bandango. Anyway, so I was
having a little scratch of my side fandango and I
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sort of like looked up and as it was like
this chick was walking past and we hooked eyes and
it was just the worst timing. I was just you're
having a good rearrangement, arrange and ango and a match
and a scratch. Because it was slightly irritated, like that's
handy as and then as she walked past and it
(53:42):
looked at me and I was just like it, just
like sort of smiled at her, and oh my god,
Now she probably thinks, I don't know, I don't know.
She did an awful quick look away, and I was
like mortified. So she caught you having a rearrange of
your tango trying to sort it out anyway, So I
(54:06):
thought that was the most embarrassing thing to happen to me.
And maybe it was that it's kind of on par
Later in the day, how I don't know how my
day just turned this way. Later in the day, I
was I had a couple of appointments yesterday, eyebrows done,
I got my fingernails done, and I was getting.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
My mustache lasered. Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Before you have and so when I get I get
this whole area done, the whole beard area. Chin yeap,
just the sides because I've got piece of here, wars
and mustache.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Yeah, which is, if you ever want to grow a beard,
you know you're not going to be able to. I
hope you realize to.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Me when me get their beards lasered, like, well, what
if you want to grow a beard? One day no
one's ever said that to me yet, and thank you
for giving me the opportunity to grow one. But anyway,
so I before you laser, if you haven't had laser here,
remover before you've got to shave it, Yes, you do. Yeah,
And I had forgotten, and I often forget, like in
the morning, I'll forget and I'll be like, oh crap,
(55:02):
I've got an appointment.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I'm not going home.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
So I always keep a little blake, a little razor
like a shaver in my arm rest.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
And so I got to It happens so much that
you have a razor in your car in the arm rest.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Also every now and then you'll see like a rogue
and come back.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
You like, just quickly get that. And I got to
the mall.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's at a Morts and this big mall carper and
I got there and I was a little bit early,
and I went out and I had to drop off
some dry cleaning and to do a couple of things.
And I was like, oh god, I haven't shaved pre appointment.
And I was like, ha, I've got the razor in
my car.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
That's fine. Yeah, I'll go to the car and I'll
quickly try to discreetly shave my beard off in the car.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
So I'm in the car and I was like, there's
no mirror other than the rear view mirror or the
mirror that's in the sun shave.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
The review is better, Yeah, but that's in the sun
flap is rubbish.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
It's a crap mirror. And also who's anyway whatever? So
I did I readjusted the rearview mirror and I was
like pack. It was packed the car park and I
was like looking around and being like, just give myself
a quick shave, give myself quick beard shaved. Just make
sure no one's watching.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
I thought the coast was clear, and so I put
I get into the middle console and I pull out
my little pink razor.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Wait did he have some kind of shaving cream. Oh
my god, you're getting growing.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
It's so bumpy anyway, So I was like, let's got
a quick, quick thing. And I've been keeping up the
laser so it's not a lot. Just you know, you
gotta trim it down so it doesn't burn. And then
I was in there shaving. Let you know what your
dad did in the mirror and you got to pull
the skin to having a show doing a beard the
size like that. I just peat my eyes. Same thing.
(56:53):
There's a guy who's pulled in the car park right
in front of me. This old man he just eyeballs
made directly and is like so confused that he was
old enough that he probably wouldn't know, like why is
this woman?
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Why is a woman? He's like, God, I can't keep
up with today's generation.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
There's you know, it's just like so confused. He just
stares at me, and I just I didn't smile. I
just was like dropped the razor, looked away.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
I did sort of reached down and graved my seat,
reclined and be like just and his head and until
I left.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
So, yeah, I got caught twice yesterday, just trying to
live my life being a normal, relatable woman. And yeah,
got the laser feeling good, smooth, smooth you look at
that until that shaving rash breaks out later in the day.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
You got to use a cream. Got to use a
cream and Hailey Troy Savon rush onsid m still seething
that that's a Monday night on it for us, Like
that's Monday night.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Wait, what are the chances of just not doing work
on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
We're here right now.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
Why doesn't Vaughan Allen Smith step up to the plates.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
He's not coming. Maybe Vaughan can do Tuesday solo. George
just just.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Walked in after choice of vonn that Tuesday the next morning.
Can you do the show with Vaughan?
Speaker 4 (58:22):
What day?
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Will do this later? We do this, We'll do this later,
but we're not coming in, or maybe we're just come
in at seven and Vaughan does the first hour. Just
give us an extra hour of so we can sort
this now.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
I need to call you out on something because yesterday,
with absolutely no warning to the Fletchford and Haley chat,
you sent a picture of you lying on what looks
like a hospital bed. You've got a sad look on
your face, your shirtless, and you've got a towel over
your shoulder and you're pulling the fingers. This to me
(58:53):
immediately made me say, he's been in an accident.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
And he's in hospital.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
In my head, I've gone, he's come flying off a
beam scooter.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Well, by the way, they're ban those now, cut those
in Auckland because bem, we're adding too many scooters to
this straw and not telling the council. I've got a
monthly past. Do I get a refund for that?
Speaker 13 (59:11):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (59:11):
You better?
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Oh sure, I'll send a message, yeah, a disgruntled one,
and you sent this as a I panicked. I was like,
oh my god, like, what's happened, What's happened, What's happened?
Speaker 2 (59:21):
I left it.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
He's a fizzyo.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
I only left it about thirty seconds, and I was like, Aha,
did you think I was dying a fizzyo? I know,
but it looked like I was in a hospital bed.
Really yeah, it looked like I had an accident. I
did this.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
I do this either when I get a colonoscopy or
I got I've been having MRIs recently to try to
sort out my leg and you get a hospital gown
and it wasn't take a photo, being like, don't even
worry about it, guys. I'm just going through some stuff
right now.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Hospital baiting is I think the worst social media post
anyone can ever do.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Life's tough, guys. I'm just really going through it at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's always a vague.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's always a vague comment or a time on the post,
and I guess you never know what's around the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
And you're like, I've got a mole I'm getting a
mole amode and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, is it cancerous?
Speaker 10 (01:00:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
No, no, but you know, like I didn't like where
it was on my face.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I literally I think it's just people that are stuck
in the hospital board and they want the attention, so
they want everyone messaging them so that they can then reply.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Are you okay now I can pass my time you
get into it. Yeah, so you were just for you've
got to you've got to bung shoulder at the bug shoulders.
So I'm going to get a like a I had
an X ray and me and getting an ultrasound. No,
I'm not going to know the six of the baby, Okay.
I don't want to know the jes surprise on the day.
I want it to be a surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I love that. Yeah, an ultrasound.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Do you know what's funny is we were talking about
ultrasounds that Shannon was like, God, I hope it's not internal,
and every woman in the studio was like, oh god, yeah,
there's the worst. It's like internal, it's the best way
to look at your reproductive systems, like through an internal rod.
And then when they talk to you, they're like lubin
up the thing talking to you. So we kind of
and you're like, oh my god, Wow, I don't think
(01:01:03):
they will put an internal.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Shoulder. It's and that's in the wrong location, unless that's
the long way.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I want to take the scenic root to have a
little look on the journey.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yep, oh god, but yeah, I honestly p s A
really don't hospital bait.
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
No, this is a p s A. Fletch just wants
anyone to know that he's he's fine, but he's just
going through some stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
At the moment. Don't want to talk about it. I
don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I'm just I'm really going through it at the moment, guys,
But I'm fine. I'll be okay, plays Fletch, Vaorn and Haley.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Fact of the day, Day day day day, Do do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Do. We're borne away. We are in charge of his
chosen theme of the week Cat celebrations. Now, well, he
talked about a parade.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
In Stultigan in Europe, somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
You're somewhere, And yesterday we talked about the New York
Cat Film Festival. Yes, today I want to talk about
the biggest cat convention for cat enthusiasts in the world.
Now you've heard of comic Con, which is all your
comic books and your marbles and all that kind of stuff,
there is a cat Con which is a ginormous event
(01:02:27):
that happens every year in Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
The people that would go to this thing that you
can just what you would go what cat show? It
is huge?
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Okay, so we've just missed it. It was three weeks
ago in Pasadena, SA Pasadena, Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
See you next year.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Dates and venue to be announced in twenty twenty five.
But it was absolutely huge. There's meet and greets with
celebrity like Instagram cats or get out like your famous
cats like Sad Grumpy Cat. He used to go to
cat con. Rap what's could you like?
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Hold it? Don't like that?
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
It depends on the cats. Some of them, some of
them you can hold some of them. It's just a
photo opportunity and you pay, so you get your pass.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
You pay.
Speaker 13 (01:03:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
One of the parts of cat Con that I really
like is they get some firefighters in because firefighters save
cats from trees, and these firefighters are sexy, and they
get the firefighters in there to talk about saving cats
from trees and take their shirts. So I've found why
you want to go to cat a cat con if
you've got a catcn worldwide dot com. There's a list
(01:03:33):
of things you need to bring to cat con to
get the most out of your day. There's games. One
of the games is called the kitten game. Don't look
at this kitten and then if you look at the kitten,
you loose and the kitten's cue.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
It's really sweet. There's like.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Things about rescue cats. There's exhibitors showing off cats, merchandise,
toys for cats. There's workshops, experts in cat health and culture.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
There's nutrition. How many workshops? How much you're paying to
go to this cat con?
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
It's about one hundred US dollars?
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
But there's also tons of surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
There's lots of cats, lots of cat good.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
But this is the main thing. Oh, there's firefighters are
Australian the heroes of the Australian Firefighters calendar.
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Well and they flew them to a cat con. Andy,
how did that go down?
Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
They're like, hate lads, We've had a request here to
go to a cat convention.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Convention it's huge apparently a lot of chicks. They're a
lot of cats. Yeah, and they're like, yeah, mid let's go.
If it's for the cats, we'll go. But like the
main part of this is the celebrity cats. So cats
of Instagram cats TikTok, you can go on and hang
out with them. So as part of Cat Celebration week
on Fact of the Day. Today's Fact of the Day
is that there is a massive convention, how to pass
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it in every year called cat con.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Fact of the Day day day day day. Do play.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Play hooligans And I haven't used that word for a while.
This is what i'd call them.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
That's also a sign you're getting old hooligans.
Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Some hooligans have made the news because they went out
to the fountain outside the Huanganui District Council and they
filled it up with dishrushing liquid and they filmed the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
They filmed the whole thing at the South Served checkout buying.
I think they had like six bottles of sunlight like
so studies soapy stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Man. Also, not only that the very first like still
of the TikTok is the person's it looks like an
as B card and it's their whole account number and
the full the visibile the like if you're gonna do
a crime, like at least hide your bank card or.
Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
No, if you're going to do a crime, that's one thing.
If you're going to film it and put it online
for thousands to see under your username, under your username
and we can see your whole number and your little
security code. It's not a ram raid, but I'm sure
it's still annoying for the fun New District council.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I know growing up because New Plymouth we had used
to have a fountain in town. Yeah, and Nelson. When
I lived in Nelson, there were there was there was
a fountain when you're just driving behind the Trafalgar Center
and that always at the weekends got filled with soap side.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
People used to do not so much the bucket fountain
because as a well and TONI and we have respect
for that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
The last time I was in Wellington passed early in
the morning and someone had soaped down.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
But further down on Dixon Street is that little pigeon
fountain thing. People used to fill it up all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah the time. It's a classic moved, it's a classic prank.
It's a classic Brank Always students, it's always school or
unied students. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
And so these guys were filming the whole thing. They
edited together and then they were like, when you when
you The caption is when you and the bro have
an idea and make the news. Because our very own.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Herald. The Huanganui part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Said bubble trouble foamy fiasco is Branks's target water feature.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It went for a double pun headline bubble trouble. Fine,
that's not a pan of bubble trouble, but it's a rhyme. No, yeah, rhyme.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Then fiasco. We've got a literation fiesco literation. Beautiful, yeah,
really well written. The kream de la crem of journalists
I love this. They loved that they made the news.
And we want to know why did you make the news?
Maybe it was doing something silly like this.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Or naughty yeah, or maybe you broke down your car
broke down? Do you because use good? I saw someone
yesterday and they only just made it off the Harbor
brid We were going off the Harbor Bridge and he
was going so slowly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I was like, what's happening there? And then on the
way down, he kind of picked up speed. I was
like he's coasting and then had his hazards on and
then it was like slowing, slow and slowing. Just got
off the.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Bridge and pulled over to the side. You get a
fine out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
It's like rickless driving if you if you run out
of gas because because you know that you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Have gas exactly. Yeah, especially on the Harbor Bridge. They
take it you all the time for that because the
congestion it causes us. And this is lunch time. Maybe
you broke down somewhere and then you're the reason like
five o'clock traffic was backed up three hours totally.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Well, maybe it was like this crazy event that you
got caught up in. I want to know how did
you end up making the news? Oh, eight hundred dance
at im as the number you can text a nine
six nine sex. We won't judge you either, even if
it's super embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yeah, maybe you can keep it anonymous.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, man poops his pants on bus, but that's.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
You you can call up. Yeah, we won't laugh at
that at all. We want to know why you made
the news.
Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, some kids in Wanganui. I didn't even know whether
to say wangan nui or funganui. It's it's like the
log direction now I know, but then the locals pronounce
it wangan nui.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
That's why I always say, honestly, you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
And then if anyone's can.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
What new district council fountain got filled up with bubbles
and the people that did it got went on the
news with some crazy stories. So a message and my
partner was lost in the snow for over twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Four hours and lived.
Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I assume so well, because if you were lost in
the snow.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
For a oh would have found I don't know. Wow, Emily,
why did you make the news?
Speaker 13 (01:09:24):
So it wasn't me?
Speaker 11 (01:09:25):
Was that he my best friend?
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:09:27):
And he was on Police ten seven.
Speaker 12 (01:09:32):
Wow, And that's just her favorite thing to show people.
And the video is actually like or TikTok in that
like from YouTube. Yeah, So what happened was he was
with his friends and they were driving around and like
quite frankly, it was you know, not the best car.
Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
It wasn't a car driving around and then he gets
pulled over by his police and he was like what
the what the heck?
Speaker 12 (01:09:55):
Anyway, the cops come out and they go, so we
heard that you got have been like scoping out people's
houses and they were like, we're looking for our friend's
phone in the gutter. And they were like, oh, oh
you said apparently, oh we'd better get out of here,
and he was like, no, what, No, we didn't. Anyway,
(01:10:15):
next minute, the cop goes, what's that in the boot?
I can hear something that was in the boat. His
cousin's in there. Whole travy. We're still not sure why
the eggs were any There.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Was a whole table people weren't they Oh they weren't.
Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
That's the same.
Speaker 12 (01:10:32):
They were literally looking to their friend's phone.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Were their omelets planned or no, no, we don't.
Speaker 12 (01:10:41):
He doesn't know how the eggs got in there anyway.
And then when he tells us about this, that were
like works. The next day he was like, oh, you know,
like this happened anyway. So a few weeks ladies on police.
He goes, I am absolutely assuming, and we're like why
and he's like, they've blowed my face and changed my
name to Patrick.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Wanted he wanted to police in seven fame.
Speaker 12 (01:11:08):
Huge Beard, So we knew what was.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Beard.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
There was no hiding, no hiding Emily. Thank you, Hazel.
It wasn't policed in seven, but you did make the news. Yes.
Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
When I was about nine, my mom took me to
the first rereading of the very first Terrry Potter movie
and New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Oh wow, yeah, did you stay awake for it all?
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
I was very excited, okay, And they were.
Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Obviously had film cruise there and were you specifically on
the news?
Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Yes, So they were just asking, like certain people as
they came out, like oh, what do you think of
the movie?
Speaker 11 (01:11:47):
And what was your favorite part?
Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
And what did you say?
Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
I think I panicked and I was just like, oh
when hair Grobs gave Dudley a tale even though it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
True, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (01:11:58):
You know I was nervous in his life.
Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
And no reason.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:12:01):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
And then mum, you know, it came on and she
was like, I was going to record it, So she
got out like a VCR and like takes it.
Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
She would show it to like everyone in the family.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
You can't that's so cute. She was so proud.
Speaker 13 (01:12:17):
What happened to it?
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Though it be well if it was TV Ins said,
it'll be in the archives somewhere for the archives. Thanks
you called hazels and messages in When did you make
the news?
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I closed State Highway won for several hours when I
lost consciousness and crashed my car had helicoptered out. That
made the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh my god, Oh my god, that's so full on.
Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
I made the news when christ Which Airport had a
bomb threaten everyone had to get evacuated. They just were
interviewing people asking what had happened. My brother in law
had his car catch on fire on the Southern Motorway
in Auckland on Easter weekend a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Could you imagine the filthy looks you'd be getting from everyone?
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Southern Motorway, Auckland Easter weekend disaster. In the early two thousands,
I was at a Melbourne cup and I made it
on the news in New Zealand for drunk people at.
Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
The cup saw me, oh no, um.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh oh, not me, but my family, as my grandfather
was murdered in nineteen eighty and then his trial was
covered by the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Goodness, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
This is a real array of stories here, so many series.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
We'll get to more of those necks. Why did you
make the news?
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Okay, we want to know why you made the news,
and we've got so many messages in um we're to
even start. We made Police ten seven as well a
couple of years ago when in Dunedin we were firing
fireworks down the street towards police. I wasn't the culprit,
but we got some screen time. I got on the
(01:13:59):
news because my new door neighbor burnt his house down
in nineteen ninety six. He was a police officer and
made up some elaborate story ended up being a massive
inquiry and he was convicted. Or because he wanted to
get out of his marriage. His wife told the news
that she hoped he got Seph Listen died. I'm just
reading these raw but wow, wow, wow. A truck flipped
on its side into my lane right in front of
it one hundred kilometers an hour and I ended up
(01:14:20):
hitting the roof of the truck. I stank in the
hospital in an ambulance. All my friends found out by
seeing my very distinctive car on the news. Motorway was
closed three hours.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I lost sixty kgs and then had a meet and
greet with Lionel Ratsheet and a woman's magazine made it
out like I'd lost the weight to marry him. I
love this.
Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I can't read that, but that is interesting and I'll
share it with the group.
Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Um.
Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
I was on the news because our school building collapsed
on a god. But when me and my dad did
an interview on the news, his long lost son who.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
He thought was dead, saw he was still alive, and.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
We all got reconnected.
Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Tex So the dad's long lost son believed the dad
was dead? Who told the long lost son that the
mom the mom, I guess, seems like you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Be in.
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Then he sees them pop up on the news with
another kid, and then they all reconnected.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
You've saved a lot of Father's Day gifts here, though,
haven't you for a while, and now all of a sudden,
now you're going to have to buy Father's Day gifts.
Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
A lot of people done commenting on the anchient in Wanganui,
like white, it's there, but you don't say him. My
brother made the news due to a trapeze accident many
years ago when he.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Flew off and landed in the audience.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Had a pram with the suitcase that had a jump
that had Jumbo the elephant.
Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
What is happening? What is happening?
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
My brother made the news dur To Trapez accident many
years when he flew off and landed in the audience
and a pram with the suitcase that had a jumpo
elephant in it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
What the hell? Bizarre.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
We also have a cousin who made the news when
her little girl, same text made when her little girl
at the time presented Prince William with things about marriage. Okay,
oh no, there's so many because a lot of people
on Police ten seven doing ughty things. I was in
a newspaper about twenty five years ago because we had
a huge house party in Albany, Auckland and trashed the house.
(01:16:31):
Hashtag so proud.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Oho. Someone was on.
Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
The on Campbell Life several times regarding fighting the EQC
and insurance about the Krushish earthquakes. Oh yeah, and there
is a bit of an expert.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
My friends and I made the National Vietnamese news last year.
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Does that count?
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
We rented motorbikes and rode along a couch or truck
only highway, but we didn't realize until our airbnb hosts
messaged us saying he recognized us.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
In the news.
Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
People had filmed us, and the news claimed police had
spoken to us, which was actually wild.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
They hadn't.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Imagine you're just going about your holiday and you're on
the news and you don't know it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Oh my god, I was kidnapped at knife point. Armed
defenders came. It was in the Herald and on the news,
on the TV. Police dog's got him?
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Good? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
A picture of me?
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
How we need more information? Two nine two. A picture
of me was on the front page of the national
newspaper in Costa Rica in nineteen ninety three. No other information?
Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
What just like walking down the street? What like a
stock image or something?
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
We're going to need a follow up to that one.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Was it an accident with my mum when I was
thirteen and ended up on the Ycutto ended up in
the Wycuttle River in their car. Was on the news
that night being carried by a police officer to the
ambulance brackets embarrassing, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
On the cover of the Why couple times.
Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
The next day.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Oh, you would have got a couple of copies that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Photographers specifically asked us to look off sadly into the distance.
Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Oh my god, but happy after that rescue. Could you
just look a bit sad?
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I was on the news in Australia as I was
a hostage in an armed hostage situation at a casino.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Very traumatic, but I was still like, oh, I'm on TV.
Oh who did you tell me?
Speaker 11 (01:18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
That was my tums. That was my tums.
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a show, not not for me, I know where, even nowhere.
Even you haven't been here long, have you? No?
Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
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It's so funny. I take this supplement called a vassatol,
which is like good for pcos. But it comes in
this white, really finely chopped powder form and sometimes it
sprinkles on the disk and sometimes it gets around and
it does look.
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I don't want to start the show off monkey really gross,
but you're going to start the show off marketing. Really disturbing.
Happened on a flight that caused a man to be
kicked off.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's Monkey.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Plays Florn and Haley smaite this quick.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Shall we full of regret? But we said we'd talk
about it. And here we are Eugenio or Nisto hernandez Ghana.
Now he had flown to Miami to get some plugs,
and I thought this was probably turkey, because that's.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Here plugs here, plugs right, Okay, he's a bald man.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He decided no more, and so he went through quite
It's quite an intense surgery where they take here from
the back of your head where it's still growing, and
they pull it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Down around here. No no, no, no, no, just stay baled, I.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Know, embrace the ball anyway to each their on He
wanted here.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Also always wonder how like people do that? Do they
just come to work on Monday and they've got here
and let no one talks about it?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, because it looks really bad for a long time
and then the here falls out and then it grows. Right,
you go through a really mucky process.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So almost you want to kind of go away somewhere
for like a couple of months and just take some leaf,
take some leaf, and then come back with here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well this guy did not wait long enough. He had
the surgery, and then he got on a flight to
Las Vegas, where he lives, and trouble started on the
plane when flight attendants noticed that his head was leaking
and that he had unreally struggling. He had a bloody
bandage that was seeping. Why didn't he wait a couple
of days after care facility for these things where nurses
(03:19):
like come and change the pads and stuff. Anyway, So
it was bloody and so the flight attendants went up
to him. We're like, dude, can you just cosort this out.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You're leaking, You're leaking, your head's leaking.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You need to go and change the bandages before we
take off of this flight. We can't be having this.
And he was like, well, I don't have any spear bandages,
and they're like, well, we're gonna have to ask you
to remove yourself from the plane.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We can't have that because you're leaking all over the seat.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're literally seeping and it's like a lot. Can you
imagine like being in the seat behind him anyway, So
then they started so him and his partner, they started
resisting the the what is it flight crew member in structure.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You've got and as we know on the briefing, you
must follow crewmembrance member instructions.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And they said, look, we're gonna have to say it.
Well you're going to say that. If you don't, if
you don't go in your free will, you're going to
get arrested because we really want you off this plane.
Your head is seeping and leaking everywhere. My dude, Now,
when I was read this article, I didn't realize it
was the hit shots because they got arrested, and his
hit shot is a bloody, leaking head with like a
(04:23):
half a wound pad a hanging off the back, and
I just really can't look at it anymore. But yeah,
they got arrested because he just resisted and he said
to them like, if I'm not getting on this flat home,
no one's going. And the people on the plane had
to get off the plane. Police got on, arrested him.
They resisted, both of them caused a fast They got arrested,
(04:43):
and then before they took him to the to the jail,
they took him to a medical center. New bandages, new bandages,
and get it all sorted out. I saw a video
the other day someone was complaining a lady was doing
her nails. She'd put her trade table down, yeah, and
she was like painting her nails. Yeah, and it was
(05:03):
like a gel kate, which stinks. It would be so.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
The whole plane would smell like a profission ail.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
People do the wildest things on planes, like just calm down,
Just watch Netflix. You put on a movie and just
calm down. Yeah, disgusting with the thing that you did.
You have used the thing that I gave you. I
didn't use that to hold hold the iPhone.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Gave me a team. It's from team. It's two dollars your.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Quality, quality girds and you clip it onto the tray
table and you can put your phone on it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I just watched what was provided for me all.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Right on the back of Yeah, right, okay, you know what.
It's a great prison. You'll you'll thank me for that. Yeah,
it's awesome. I mean it did cost me two dollars
fifty so, I mean, if you're going to use it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I tried to return it to you and you said no,
just keep.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It, don't be like, oh yeah, I'd love that, and
then don't.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Don't know where it is now? Oh okay, probably it's
never be found again. Been thrown out, and he hasn't
been thrown out, sounds like it straight into landfill, fledborne
and finally being revealed what mister Beast was up to
in New Zealand. Yeah, because everyone saw him around. He
was eating in the Auckland Viaduct. They saw him in
a Hamilton supermarket.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Which initially I thought was just like, no, that's not right,
Like why would he be in a Hamilton submarket? Yeah,
And then they were like, I was looking at his
chocolate has mister be chocolate, which is so shit.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's bad chocolate, sod chocolate. We got sent some and
we tried it. It's like it's like Australian chocolate. It
feels like the equivalent of like Easter chocolate.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
When you're like, like, it's not much, the cheap, cheap
easter egg chocolate. Yeah, I mean, don't come to New
Zealand unless it's wos. Don't bother.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
How much do you think you paid Gordon Ramsay to
say that the chocolate was good?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, it's crap.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Anyway, mister Beast he was here in New Zealand and
everyone went crazy because he's like the biggest YouTuber ever
and he makes incredible video that are worth like millions
of dollars and he spends millions of dollars on them
and gives away millions of dollars. And they were like,
oh my god, but the Beast is here. It's exciting,
and now it's been revealed because the video is up. However,
interestingly enough, he doesn't really mention New Zealand in it.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, he's just says he's he's going caving.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
He's going caving. So he was at White he was
in White Tormon. Yeah, the Beautiful glow Worm's Cave and
Mungapoo in the cave system there, yep. And I believe
he went down there. Five of his crew.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yes, So they abb sailed down and then stayed in
the cave like a week.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
A week, yeah, I think, like earthquakes. Yeah, we did
this in a school camp.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
We went to Yeah, and we caved and we went in,
like and I was quite fat. It's hard to squeeze through.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Some of the boy.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
The boy and I hated it was let's get out
of here. No, I don't want to do postropho. I
don't want to do that anyway, So they did that.
They went down and they had a guide with them,
and at the end of the video this happened.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
As a short gratitude.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
We're actually fifty thousand New Zealand dollars, so it's ten
grand for every human you didn't let die.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh gosh, thanks so much, Oh gosh, thanks so much.
So they gave their guide. That's pretty cool. Essentially a tip, right,
that's it is just a TP. It's a tip for
not killing them, for looking after them for the week.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But then that was sort of it. That's sort of it.
Maybe maybe he made more videos and they're going to
come out. Yeah, but you would have thought that at
the start of the videos, you'd be like, I'm in
New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
People love New Zealand. I mean it's the name of
the cave and yeah, yeah, yeah totally.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But I guess yeah, but you wouldn't know. No, people
around the world aren't going.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
To be like, oh, also, do you think that guide
was like when he had like brought out an envelope
of cant He's like, oh my god, finally this is
that life. You know, half a million a million dollars
to people all the time, and then he's like.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Fifty ko. Yeah, that'll really it'll be helpful, I know,
not to be ungrateful. Anyway, we're talking about mister Bees
because I watch his videos every now and then. I'm
on a little bit of a YouTube pause at the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Why are you having a cleanse?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it's not stimulating me enough, right, But I watched
mister Bee's lacking in an amount of sex. But I
watch his videos every now and then, especially like the
massive scale ones, because I'm just like an are of
how they put it together.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
They're incredible.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The girls were just telling us that mister Beasts is
a little bit well CUSP canceled.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah, why two big scandals at the moment. So his
contracts have come out from his employees, and it's pretty brutal.
It's like, hey, if you want to film at a
target and the employees say no, you go to their manager.
Try exploit them as much as you can. Ask if
they're kids like me, I can come get a photo
with them, like do whatever it takes. No is not
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an acceptable answer.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, we're seeing how the sausage is being.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Made, you know, and I just want to eat the sausage.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
People want to eat the sausage. They don't want to
see the factory. They don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Talking about his editors, it's real brutal.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
About like you are not creative, you are not allowed
to work on multiple projects at a time, like it's
just and then also he filmed this big YouTuber's video.
He got a bunch of influencers. All the influencers come
out with their contracts and have proved it's been rigged it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Part of me is like yeah, like if you work
for him, maybe it's not the greatest thing. But he
also builds like homes for people in Africa and like
puts water pumps around the world and it helps out.
I mean, how many water pumps did you have you
installed in Africa?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I'm working on it. Apparently's zero.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I know what you mean though, because you're like, it's
not great stuff that's behind like you know, like with
James Corden and Allen Degenerous and you see all the
kind of how they treat this stuff as not great.
But at the same time he gives away millions of
millions of dollars to people.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But your.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
This is the top six.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Now Varney is away with the cuckup or down South.
So we are tasked today, yesterday and tomorrow with the
top six. And I saw an article about a company
called wolf Genics. Okay, wolf Genics.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Not wolf.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It's a company that is basically, you know, how like
we're looking into DNA testing in order to prevent illnesses
within humans. So you're going like test earlier things that
you may be pre what's the word disposed to pree.
You've got a predisposition to this, that and the other thing.
And if we know these things about our sounds, we
can prevent them early and therefore live longer. Yes, So
(11:53):
wolf Genics is employing these techniques and but focusing on
docs because a dog's the average dog's life span is
ten to fourteen years across all breeds at ten to
thirteen years, which they say brutally short, considering it's your best.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Smart because cats would be longer, right.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, cats are generally Oh yeah, I've had two sixteen
seventeen year old cats and larger breeds even less, and
then breeds that with overbred even less. Your pugs, your
French cheese, yeah, all that kind of stuff. Anyway, So
they're like, it's sad. So they wanted to do this,
and they've been doing all this testing on like basically
how we've been doing it on humans, and they've been
testing on mice.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, and the.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Way that they've done this, they're like testing for things
and then saving them basically and increasing the life span
of a mice of a mouse by fourteen percent. And
they're like, man, if we could keep going, we could
have dogs living longer and longer and longer and longer.
So I've come up with the top six things that
you could do with your dog if they lived as
long as you. Number six, go to the salon and
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get your roots done. When the grays start to show through,
you know, because they get a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Old, they would get gray too.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, they get gray fur because your cat, our cats
are gray.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah. My cat like literally is half gray.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, but Rolly is starting to get a few more
kind of wiry white ones.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh, don't pluck that. No. Number five, just think people
do die their dogs when they get no.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
People die their dogs like pink and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Number five on the list of the top six things
that you could do with your dog if they lived
as long as you could, you could have a nice
fiftieth anniversary golden party. You know, they had their fiftieth
anniversary and grand they cut a little cake.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You get a gold collar. You have a little like
dog roll chub.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh yeah, and people do speeches and stuff. Yes, at
the local pub. It would be so nice.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Number four on.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The list of top six things you could do with
your dog if they lived as long as humans. You
could both go to the osteo get a bit of
an adjustment on the back.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, because you know, gets bad. You could be walking
dog on the beach and they could have one of
those free tents like free spinal chair.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, careful with your dog. They might have a fall
if they live long, and that as long, they might
have a fall. Number three, two, three, number three on
the list of the top I was like, oh god,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't have sex, but I do. Number three on the.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
List of the top six things that you can do
with your dog. If they live as long as humans,
you can go get botox together lines.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, it get bad. You've got to start early.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's preventative.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
In fact, if you've got a dog now, i'd go
and get some toks in preparation for the fact that
they might end up living longer.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah. And of course, but then what if your dog,
like you, you decide I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, they'll come back round to me. They'll come back
around to it as the frown lines come back.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I do right, do that.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Number two on the list of the top six things
you can do with your dog. If they live as
long as you do, you should sign them up for
KEII saber. Oh yeah, because if they're going to live
to sixty five, what how are they going to get by?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Good?
Speaker 8 (14:58):
Imagine if dogs did live that be all these like
elderly dogs, yeah, cute little old dog have things like
skeletal dogs walking.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Around or barking at the young dogs.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Lawn and number one of the lists of the top
six things you could do with your dog if they
lived as long as you did, you could install a
handrail on the tree where they piss, you know what
I mean, because you don't want them to like crop
up a leg.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And then fall over before will not be able to
get their lead back down and.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Exactly so you want to have one poor on a handrail,
the other leg up to the side so they can
have a nice safe way. That is today's top.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Six play.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Play cucumbers. Can't find them, can't buy them, and if
you can find them, you're going to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Are they out of season at the moment? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Do you know what I went shopping the other day?
I mentioned though, I was looking for some capsicums and
they were expensive, and they now that in some ce
Mexico there out of season sign basically saying this is
why this costs so much because it's out of season.
It's been important.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So don't yell at the stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You don't yell at me that this is a twelve
dollar capsicum. It's out of season. But I I was
paying twelve dollars for a capsicum. I nearly did I
get sweeties. Those two the long capsicans are nice, but
you didn't look at the price, No, because I always
grab them.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's how they get you.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I went in and I was like, oh, they got
the King Sweeties grabbed. And then I was like, I'll
go back and I'll get a regular capsicum to put
in my pizzas and stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And then I looked at the capsicums and I was like,
hang on a second, look back at the King Sweeties.
I think it was like thirteen year, twelve ninety nine, but.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Like two little that's ridiculou yea.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It would have lasted like two meals anyway. So cucumbers
are having shortages around the world for a number of reasons,
but one of the main ones that they think is
this like cucumber viral cucumber salad, in which you get
a mandolin and you thinly slice it. So funny watching
a girl do it on TikTok and she's like, slice
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the hand. You gotta use the guard anyway, So you
like thinly slice this cucumber salad, and anyone's like obsessed
with it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And now people are buying them so much. Is it
that they're really thin slices? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I haven't made it, but I believe the girl is
have you've gotten into the cucumber salad?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Of course I have. I do everything I say on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So what is it? So you slicely mandolin the cucumber?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, or if you're like poor, you just use a
grater or.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh ye yeah, the greater that with a slice. But
then it's yeah, but you know you can get a.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Mandolin from Kmar true, true, true, But yeah, I paid
seven dollars for a cucumber.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I can't afford a mandolin.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Ye're true. It's a cucumber or the mandolin.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
So this guy Logan, he basically releases.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
New cucumber getting the musical instrument when I search mandolin.
Oh also a great instrument, but very difficult to play.
Now he's the guy who makes a lot of Korean food.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Eh, yeah, So he basically releases new recipes most days,
and it's how to eat an entire cucumber. So the
most popular one is kind of an Asian cucumber salad.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
So it's you know, your rice, wine, vinegar.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Soy sauce, fish sauce, sugar, green onion, sesame oil, toasted
sesame seeds and yeah, you got it.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah, that's important thing. But he's also like got real creative.
So there's a salmon bagel one. So he does cream cheese, salmon, chivees,
shake that all up. And then yesterday I saw one
which I do want to try, and it's like a
New York deli sub.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
So it's like salami and.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Like peckles and like everything you'd have in a sub. Yeah,
and so you get all the ingredients, you put it
in like a deli tub, shake it up for like
five minutes, and it's the most delicious snack.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
But it is so expensive.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah. But this is the thing is like so many
people are following this guy making these cucumber salads. Like
you can't find cucumbers anywhere, like.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Anywhere in the world because it's it's that popular. That's insane.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, supermarkets in the US have started selling pre mandolin
cucumber and the containers. That's smart and it's like fourteen dollars,
but people are.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Buying it to like save.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Sometimes it's tempting though. You know when you go to
the supermarket and you want some pumpkin and then you
see the pumpkin this pre chopter and you're like, that
would really be a helpful start. Yeah, because now I
hate cutting up. Yeah, it's hard, it's hard, it's dangerous.
But they just they know they charge you up the wazo.
It's like buying pre rice cauliflower or like pre spiralized zucchinis,
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pre sliced cucumbers, pre sliced mushrooms. They know that we lazy.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You want to make money.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So anyway, if you if you're a cucumber fan, which
I think in general, we did a vibe check.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Or we've got a Lebanese here at a Lebanese cucumber
in new Wood for one ninety nine, can you mandolin that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
But this is it telegraph, This is going to be
telegraphed telegraph.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, can save four nine. I'm getting here online shopping.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, I paid seven last week five bucks for a
cucumber is not good. That's a two dollars vegetable. It's
basically nineties water.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Dad. Yeah, it's my worst vegetable. They make me burp.
I don't know why don't make cucumbers like burp.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I used to find them really strong, like way too strong.
If you had a sandwich and there had been a
cucumber around it, I'd be like, no, I can't eat
that sandwich.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Also weird, like there's some pack and saves photo of
their cucumber, Like would wouldn't you have chosen a more
attractive cucumber, Like it's got a tapered tip.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Tapered tip. Also, I would have taken it out of
the plastic? No that Why are we plastic sealing these kids?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Because you don't want other people touching your cucumbers?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Why not wash your cucumber when you get home?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Do you wash it if it's in the plastic.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't wash any of my vegetables.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Playable and Haley lease, silly little.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Poo, silly little it is so silly, silly, silly that
silly little pole, silly.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Little silly.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Today's silly little pole is a huge debate. You can
only pick one Colby, eat Am, Tasty or mild. Now,
these are your classic cheese blocks.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I always get eat them. Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm a tasty girl. I grew up an eatam family.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Is it because it's like thirty three percent less fat? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I grew up an eata family because I grew up
in the nineties where everything we were fat, foxic, And
then I moved to tasty because it's better on pizzas
and that kind of stuff. Now I'm back to eat
am because I'm on this meal program and that's the
that's what the nutrition has said.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, right, a little bit of cheese, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Be eat am.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
The results are in and it's pretty close down the
bottom four percent mild. Oh you notice even a cheese Nah,
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Why bother percent? We've got Colby okay sitting at thirty
seven percent? Is our humble eatam Okay? I like it smooth?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Are you telling me tasty has won thirty nine percent?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Tasty because of the pizzas, because it's just got a
bit more to it.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
But I'm a texture of eatam smooth. You're saying it's
a smooth chee of smooth cheese. It's a nice chee.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Taste is a bit more crumbly. Okay, Well, let's get
some feedback from the people. Charlotte says tasty is only
good for scones. Old people like Eatam. Nobody really likes mild.
Normal people choose Colby. I don't think I've ever bought
a block of Colby. I would know what it is. Wow, Okay, okay,
(22:51):
I like to pretend I'm a little sophisticated, but we
all know Colby is just a different name for Eatam. Also,
they're both quite mild, are they?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Lucy says, I get less squirty farts when I have
mild cheese.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Lucy, that you've shared too much then you have. But
in some people are lactose intolerant, aren't they? Do you
know that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Lecto the lectose? What's that lecto cheese that they do?
And it's like a little bit it's got less leptose
in it. That's pretty good because I have a friend
that will get the lactias. What are the pearls if
they if they're gonna have cheese or lactose, Like, I
just want to eat cheese. I want pizza. They'll just
take a pearl. Yeah. Alexandra says coldy because it's melty
(23:35):
and smoos Is it okay? Kirsty says, oh, I can't
believe so many people like eat am I try because
I bloody love cheese. But I heard it was Lauren
Fair and it sucks. Cheese needs fat to be delicious goodness. Yeah,
so she gets she's gone tasty. Anna says, who's paying
for tasty?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Is yem and cheap?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's just significantly cheap.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Is it cheaper than tasty because tasty takes longer to make?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I guess so okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Do I look like a cheese maker to you? We're
asking me good questions? I am so sorry making cheese.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Thought you were a cheesemaker.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well you've got that part about me wrong. Kelsey sears, God,
for a second, I thought this was a list of
Home and Away characters.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Really good Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Samantha says, I love a mild cheese as a former
non cheese eater, the others are just far too strong.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
A non cheese eater, Oh my, cheese is the foundation
of life.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Cheese is live, chees water, shelter, love.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And cheese and cheese.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Chanelle sears tasty cheese. Tasty tastes like cheese. All the
others taste like salty milk. Wow, Okay, that's so good.
I didn't know it was so plain with my eat Am.
Yeah at last said, I grew up with eat Am.
No other cheese has made quite the same one.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You know what, I'm going to My next block of
cheese is going to be tasty, and I'll just try it.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It's full.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay when you.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Got I know this as someone who is as a
bisexual cheeser, yep, who loves eat air. It went tasting.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
It's fluid.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's fluid on the can when it comes to cheese,
because I love I don't buy the grated cheese in
a bag, but I imagine tasty wouldn't be a good
snack cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Car just sorow her heads up with the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Best tasty is the best cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Like if you would have just cut a slice or
out of the.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Bag doing every single day at the moment, make a
sandwich and then a little slice of cheese. Yeah, because
I've got eat Am back in my life, I'm like
eat Am rolls. But I was tasting as I say,
I'm I mean they're both basically the winners, aren't they
by a small two percent margin. Tasty takes it.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Out play fled Vorn and Haley.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Here's a Californian startup that and just a couple of
years says it will be able to deliver you sunlight
after dark using mirrors from space.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It just seems batty to me, like how you're going
to put so there's going to be mirrors in space
that are bouncing the Sun's ray.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, then you'll be able to order some sun. So
the main reason for this is a lot of places
on Earth have these giant solar fields with just panels
and panels of solar panels, and of course it gets
to night time and they're not able to be generating
electricity or being used. So the idea of the startup
(26:51):
is that the mirrors will reflect the suns right on
to these solar farms for a portion of time at night. Okay,
to charge the panels.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Are the panels not getting charged enough during the day.
I thought, that's how it works, like glowing the dark
stickers on your roof as a kid. They get enough
sunlight during the day so that don't go and then
by the morning they've gone out.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
But so also you'll be able to go onto this
website or maybe by the time they've sorted this out
us an app where you can buy sunlight four like
your I don't know, but you're having a party, barbecue,
your barbecue and it's dark too early, so you buy
some sunlight for an hour.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Just feels like a rich person thing.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It really does, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Like rich and famous?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It reflinked Orbitals says that you'll be able to book
a spot of light. You can fill out a form
which is due by October twenty three, twenty twenty four,
so you've got a month a couple of months, and
the sunlight after dark will be delivered starting in Q
four twenty twenty five, so in the last quarter of
twenty twenty five, it will only be available for four
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minutes and cover a diameter of five kilometers five k
Your neighbors actually like light up a whole like tiny
town or a whole neighborhood. Wait, are we having a
whoy about this?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Before I say, hey, guys, look, I'm on I'm in
number twenty seven and I'm having a beautiful barbecue.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, and I'm having my thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm having my thirtieth. Yeah, definitely, not my fortieth, my thirtieth.
And you like do you like how I said how
much I am posted to thirty the name to forty,
and I would just like for the night to go on, yep,
and for it to be a night to remember. So
if you don't mind within a five k radius, I'm
gonna order some sunlight.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Although they're saying four minutes, it's four minutes enough for
a solo farm to generate a lot of or is
this just for private citizens? You just get four minutes?
Why would you just want four minutes of the time
is wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
And the amount of space.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It needs to be a small light like just a
house lot of life.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, I think my property is like nine hundred square meters.
Can I order nine hundred square meters on the light?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I mean that may be how in the shape of
a rectangle in the future. That's like what could happen?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You could you could say, hey, this is my property,
it's x amount by why amount wide and long?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
But then space is it's this wild West at the
moment right like this already concerned about space junk and
too many satellites.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ye, Willie Nelly, I know sill like having any beautiful
Venetian mirrors up there?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Do we have any rules about like who can put
things like that projecting light onto like people's neighborhoods at night?
Just a joke, is it? No, it's not. It's not
how bizarre it's not.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's not April Fols, like if this was a story
on April Fols had been like, it's actually it was
actually done by the Russians.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
And I believe the nineties right, they had to go,
they had to go, And then they've also used hot
air balloons and mirrors to like test this.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I want to see what is like, I want to
see how it's you know what I mean? I want
to see like the line between dark and light when
it hits the earth.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
What like you want to see like we're lame down.
I can't say it was a spotlight. It sees they
were used low orbit satellites. But is that how high
is low orbit? Is that enough to see the sun
when you're in darkness like when New Zealand's and darkness.
I don't know is that high enough to get I'm
sure it is I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I don't know how producer, I don't know how space works.
Producer Jared had a good suggestion, which is, if you've
got an enemy all to someome light up in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I mean, there's genius, especially if they've got those like
slack curtains because they never cover the light.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Yeah, well you've got those black our curtains. But I
don't believe Hayley does no Q four twenty five.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, get it back at your enemies.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I mean it would be a great I don't know
how much it costs to get four minutes of light
over five square kilometers.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You can imagine it'll be a lot.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Well, like we get you get twelve hours of light
for free every day, so surely it wouldn't be too Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Also like Land of the Long White Cloud, like it's
not going to get through Yeah, no, God, Like when
is it ever totally clear? Hardly?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Ever?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like once in a Blue Moon Wellington on a good day.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, of show.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You may remember we talked about this new Aussie law,
the right to disconnect on the weekends when you finish
at five just you don't have to answer, I have
some clarity around whether or not New Zealand also can
do this. We talked maybe a month or so ago
about the right to disconnect law that was being implemented
(31:21):
in Australia and it captain a week ago. Yeah, which
means that employees could would not. Employers could not punish
workers who did not pick up their phones outside normal
working hours or answer emails or whatever. So say, if
you're at nine to five a Monday to Friday, that's
your weekends or after hours or whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
So good, so good. Yeah, And it's basically encouraging, like.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We live in a world of burnout, and it's encouraging
people to go like, here's what you're getting paid for,
here's the hours outside of that. Now, this isn't something
we have a problem with. We'll just leave. I even
think sometimes our social group chats are but much. I've
brought that up with a group, but yet it continues
to ping during the day.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But that's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
In general, we don't really get how did much during
the now? Nah, but a lot of people do. I know.
And so then people in New Zealand were like, well
do we have this because it's also in France Ireland,
Canada very similar laws now Australia. So an employment law
expert has said that, no, it's not. Actually it's not
(32:17):
its own thing like like Australia has now put in place,
but we do have protection for workers, so they've said
in order for such availability availability requirements to be lawful
and enforceable. So in order for your employer to be
able to contact you, yep, they must it must be
recorded in writing in your employment agreement.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
So it must say that your hours you must be contactable.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So if it doesn't say that, then you can just
literally ignore emails and phone calls. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
So what you're getting paid for is in the contract.
And so if you are not being paid for after
hours work, which should be stated, then you should either
be given some compensation for you for increasing your availability
outside of those work hours. And then you've got your
minimum guaranteed work hours to say it's forty hours or
(33:10):
whatever hours however media a week, and then outside of
that it would need to be additional. So no, it's
not its own like thing. But if you were someone
who was having a problem with this and that your
boss was like yo, yo, where those files, it's Saturday
and you and the club, and then on Monday they're like,
where were you? I needed those files?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Were you in the club?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You'd be like, yeah, I was in the club, But
actually it's none of your business.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Because I'm allowed to be into club.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I'm allowed to be in the club because it was
my Saturday night and it's out side of my work hours.
And also there needs to be genuine reasons for the
inclusion of such arrangements. So if they tried to like
thumb it in to be like, well, I just want
you to be available at all times, and can they
say yeah, it's not a genuine reason. It would have
to be like if an emergency or if we're dealing
(33:56):
with international people and we're in different time zones, da
da da da. So if it was a problem you
actually have, even though it's not its own right to
disconnect law that Australia's put on play.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Then it's okay. It's one thing to say that, but
then it's another thing, like if your boss isn't happy
and then you feel pressure and then you want to
keep your job, It's like it's kind of gets awkward,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, totally. I mean I guess that's maybe where you
get an HR person and be like, how do I
approach this?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I don't know. I don't really have a real job.
This is malarkey talking. We're just talking.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
We're just wearing T shirts and a cap, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
We're just hang it out, just talking.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Play play.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I've mentioned a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I don't want to harp on about it, but I
am on a journey to health, to health and also hotness,
the hottest version of myself.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You've been sleeping.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Tell people how much you've been sleeping eight hours a night.
It's foundation, which when you get up at four is
really hard to do. It means you've got to go
to bed real early. But it's really fun. And then
I've just been falling asleep. I'm asked ear plugs, listen
to a book or a podcast or whatever. Yeah, sleep,
I go amazing. So I'm feeling incredible. But I've also
been on this meal plan. Right I'm with him with
a trainer, trying to get my musculs all.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I want to be jacked, yeap, be like that can't
go through a doorway, You've got to go sideways through doors.
That's jack. Do you want to be with the lats anyway.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
As part of this, I'm on this meal plan right,
and it's like I've done these before, where like it's
all about your protein. You get to weigh out your
proteins and whatnot and done it. Oh Okay, I know
it's a bit full on, but I'm like I'm following
it for now.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
You need to be told. I need to be told,
to be told what to do.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, just need to be told what to do, what
to do anyway. So my trainer has this kind of
flexible meal plan where like you can like make it
onto anything.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
When I have flexible, I'm like at a chocolate bar. No,
not that flexible.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Okay, not that flexible, but like you can choose your
protein and then you can choose your carb, and then
there's a way if you put them all together that
you could do a little wrap pizza. So I did
this yesterday and I Aaron was out and I got
four raps. I was gonna make him two rat pizzas
and me two rat pizzas. One i'd eat for dinner
and one I would have for lunch. Today it's a
(36:09):
really busy day and I don't have time to be
going home and making a portioned out, weighed out, conscious meal. Right,
So I was, I'll just have this. So I make
these pizzas and I give him on his I just
chuck the shit on. I'm just like, boom, you have
some meat and some vegetables, and I'll.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Put heaps of cheese.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Big man, he's a big boy, deserves a big meal.
And of mine, I've portioned it. I've weighed the chicken.
I've portioned it out. I have weighed this, I've weighed
the cheese.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
When you're weighing a tiny, tiny slitherer of chicken, are
you just like this is my life now?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
No, it's plenty of chicken. The chicken's abundant.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
The cheese is not that.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
So I'm like, I've weighed my cheese. I've growned the cheese.
Eat eat anyway. So I have a perfectly macro nutrient
balanced pizza and I've cooked them, and I've eaten my
pizza for dinner. And there's my pizza, and there's Aaron's tip.
Does he gets home, he's, oh my god, you've made dinner.
That's so nice. Thank you chatting to me? How is
your day? Did you talk about anything fun on radio
(37:06):
always ask me this, I I don't know, why don't
you listen?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's like saying that like a kid, like or mum
and dad asking like what did you learn today?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So I don't know, I'm forgotten that. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
And so I so he's like eating his pizza and stuff,
and then I turn around and his second pizzas there,
and I was like, right, there's your second pizza. I'm
going to clean up.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
You go and do whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
And then I was doing my like meal prep for today,
and I went to go put my pizza away and
it's gone, and I was like what And his big, meaty,
cheesy pizza is left then, and Aaron has grabbed the
wrong second pizza and has eaten my portioned out one
hundred and fifty grams of chicken macron utree consciously weighed
(37:51):
out see it in its own pans, so I know
exactly the weight of everything.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
He's just scoffed it.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And I went into the lounge and I was like,
did you you want my pizza? Because your your pizza
had beef on it and mine had chicken. And he
was like, oh no, did I eat your pizza? He
was like, well, just have mine, And I said no,
and I went off at him about any of my
perfectly macro balanced.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
His was a sloppy put everything on it sloppy like,
now did you do you get his lunch then?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Because it's not macronutrient, but oh my god, it's pretty
much the same.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's not the same.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I honed cheese on his put I put leftover taco
mints on. It was no, it wasn't it. So then
he was like, oh, I'm so sorry as he slowly
like went into the kitchen and ate the third one.
So I made four pizzas yesterday he was the winner.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Last night he ate three of the four pizzas I made.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Next on the show The Anti bucket List, Yeah, we've
all got a bucket list of things we want to
do before we die.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
What are the things we'll never do again? Play and Hayley, do.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You have a bucket list of things? Do you want
to do before you die? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Just like places I want to go? Yeah, like I
want I'd love to go to Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
You're a big traveler.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I hate cruises and I don't know how i'd like
being on a boat. Let a cruise down for ten days,
like can.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
You fly really there from South America? I think you can,
but it's really expensive. Yeah, you can fly into some
parts of it. And then yeah, I don't have one
written down. It's probably something that would be like quite
a fun thing to do over summer, like sit down
and write out the things you want to do. But
there are definitely things I haven't done. I haven't jumped
out of a plane.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I want to do that. Most most people's bucket list
would just be the things that they've saved from like
TikTok and Instagram, like yeah, yeah, travel plans, the.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Hoest woman in this place, I want to fly to
this place, go to this place. Well, like we've all
got something we want to do before we die at least.
But what's gone viral is people are making anti bucket lists,
and it's the things they've done in life that they.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Will never do again that before they do no way.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, And some of it is like that adventure stuff
like I jumped out of a plane and I hated it,
hated every second of it.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I never want to do it again. Is that actually
true or is that an example? No, I've never jumped
out of a plane. You've never I know. See, I've
done bungee jumping. Didn't like it because it's that you're
standing there in your body's like nah, and then there
was some jar ring and I was like I didn't
like that. I didn't like that, But whereas like jumping
(40:21):
out of a plane that was incredible. Yeah, I've done
that like three times and loved it.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah. No, I'd love to bungee I'll bungee jump again.
If someone said to me today, do you want to
go for a bungee jumping? Hell, yeah, no, oh my god,
I love it, and I'd be like, I've done it.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
It's an anti bucket list. Yeah right, I don't need
to do that again.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Well, this is what I want to get some calls
and messages and from our listeners, is what's on your
anti bucket list? The things that you've done in life
that you're like.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Maybe you always wanted to do it, it was on
your bucket.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
List, yeah, Or it could be a place that you
said you wanted to go. You're like, I've always dreamed
of going to the you know, up the Eiffel Tower,
and you got there and you're like, yuck, this place.
You in lines everywhere and it's hot and it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Maybe it was something like, I know you trained to
do a marathon and then it was just the most horrible,
you know, hours of your life.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I mean a couple of examples along with a similar theme.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
But with the text. Even told people to text in yet.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Did I just said I want to get some calls
and messages because I thought people were jumping the gun there. Yeah, yeah,
get calmed down. Don't protect to what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna switch it now.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I'm going to flip it.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
We're flipping on its head. No worn word getting married?
Oh okay once, don't want to do it again?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And someone else had fall in love?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Never again?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Now you.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Look.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Look being in love it's hard work, but it's not
a grand thing in the world. That's the greatest thing
in the world.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh my god, they are pouring and kay right, well,
this is what we want from you this morning.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I would never get my eyeballs cleaned in Vietnam again.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Okay, I'm sorry about you. Don't go to Vietnam get
your eyeballs clean? Is that a we need some elaboration
on that? Was that like a were you.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Or was that like a crazy like we'll clean your
eyeballs out because that's terrible. No, okay, we need some
more elaboration on that. Keep you text giving in ninety
six nine six, give us a call, Oh eight hundred
dollars at in what is on your anti bucket list?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Anti bucket lists are trending because people aren't revealing the
things that they maybe always wanted to do. They did them,
and they're like never again, yeah, never again.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So we want to know what's on your anti bucket list.
And we have had so many messages in and I
believe on the phone we have our eyeball cleaner from
in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
What the hell?
Speaker 10 (42:45):
Yeah, I know, I was thinking back there. It probably
wasn't the smartest idea, but it's one of those things
that you do when you're in your twenties traveling.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
So you're in Vietnam and what makes you get your
eyeballs cleaned?
Speaker 10 (42:57):
So we were at one of the we bear holes
a Canadian couple and they were telling us that they
went and found the sky and they got their eyeballs clean,
and we're like, oh, that sounds like a really good idea.
So the next day we took our motorbikes out there,
and it was just like this roadside barber type stool,
and this guy had like an old miner's light, didn't
(43:17):
speak a word of English, had like an old beer
can like with old water, and all these random tools
in them. And then he like kicks you back in
this old dentist chair and then yeah, it gets to work,
and he's using these things scraping your eyeball and but
you don't need.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Realized that.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
Now I'm surprised you ACTU didn't catching the eye disease
doing any permanent dennis damage.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
To our Yeah, man, you're so lucky.
Speaker 10 (43:44):
Oh my husband went first and I saw him do it,
and then I still went and got it done second, Nicole,
you can't if you want to see.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Like start of a horror movie and then you go missing. Yeah, Nicole,
this is what it sounds like. They find you, but
you okay.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
So that it's on your anti bucket list. I don't
think there was either on anyone's bucket list. But not
doing that again, thank you, BIV. What is on your
anti bucket list? The thing you'll never do again?
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Whitewater raft down the Zambigie River.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh, no thanks, There'll be things in that river.
Speaker 12 (44:24):
There's crocodiles in that river.
Speaker 11 (44:26):
But it wasn't that wasn't the reason. The week before
we went, there was a girl who fell out of
the raft and got shut down a hole and it
took five days for her body to pop up.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is the week before you went.
What's the cancelation policy on this whitewater raft day.
Speaker 11 (44:47):
Yeah, there's no cancelation policy. You want to pay your money,
you're in.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It just takes money.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So you're like, like, guess we have to do this,
and you obviously made it. Yeah, yeah I have.
Speaker 11 (44:58):
I survived it.
Speaker 7 (44:59):
But I the whole time I kept saying to the
guard before we even got in, because you have to
watch this video and they tell you all the dangerous
and they do whatever, and you're like, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
You know, I was like, okay, So I just kept saying,
you're not allowed to let me drown. I am not
drowning on this trip. I will haunt you for the
rest of your life if you let me drown.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, I mean that's the intention of the guide is
not to let anyone drown.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Me.
Speaker 11 (45:25):
Yeah, he sat me in the boat right beside him.
So I didn't fall out, Thank you God. I did
not fall out. But when we got to the end
of it all, I was like, kiss the ground happy,
and I'm like that tip for me, I can tick
that off my bucket list. I'm never doing that again.
And you know, we have visitors or something and they
(45:45):
come to New Zeale and they're like, oh, we'd like
to so white Water Aft and I'm like, well, yeah,
I'm not going here.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
We're going to have an eel brush past your ankle.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah. I would never go down the river in Africa. No, no, no,
that's on the anti bucket list, Beverly. Thank you. It's
the messages in.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Really happy to have you with us, Beverly. Someone says, Paris,
I'll never go again. It's gross, it's yuck, it stinks.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Someone said, have a baby, never doing that again. Someone
said climbing Taltor Island, I love incredible that. They sound
very underwhelming. Oh, someone said, I think because we are,
of course the chosen station. Four lesbians. Oh yeah, you
never date guys again, not going back, not going back.
(46:31):
And that's a message in a threesome. It was on
the bucket list did it wasn't for me. It was okay,
navigate and even numbers. You need to go four, you've
got to go. You've got to go two or four,
yea or sex or you know multiples of two.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
No, never your three. There's always someone left out. Oh
you should try nine.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Nine's a disaster, I've heard.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
So we want to know the things that you'll never
do again. Maybe the things that we're on your bucket
that are now on your anti bucket list.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Got there's some good messages in I'll never do bickram
yoga again. I swear it from places in my body
I to even know because sweat. I was red in
the face for two full days.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Amber, what will you never do again?
Speaker 13 (47:19):
So I had my daughter nine months ago at Taroga Hospital,
so it was a planned Cesyrian. So of course you
get an EFFI dural for that one. A few weeks
before that, I signed a performed to say that I'd
be happy with a trained anthotist, which is fine because
I've had the trained anetheist in the past four times.
Speaker 11 (47:42):
It took this guy to get the the needle and
my fine.
Speaker 13 (47:48):
We're in and out, in and out.
Speaker 12 (47:52):
And in the end.
Speaker 13 (47:54):
After I was crying literal tears. The trained antheist had
to come in and put me out of my misery.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
I've seen those needles, man, They're.
Speaker 13 (48:05):
Huge, absolutely horrific.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh my god, has that put you having another kid?
Or next time you just squeeze it out.
Speaker 11 (48:13):
Yeah that's it.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah, Oh my god, hunch me in the face.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
I recka absolutely please, And nine months later I still
actually have that pain.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
You can feel it. Yeah, that's no good man.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Oh okay, thanks for sharing Amber a kind of winds.
I think you made the country WinCE.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Just wreggled on our table, driving around in the cars listening,
like just wiggling the back there.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yep, thank you someone message. And I'll never go Great
White Shark cage diving ever again. You know when they
lower the cage, it was one of those situations where
the sharks keep getting stuck in the cage.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
In between. You've got to make the bars skinnier. They
didn't even feel skinny enough.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I know I would never get my buttthole bleached again,
especially not in South Korea.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
He tried to call.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
This woman doesn't want to talk on air. She said
Korea was too cold and her butt was tingling and
overheating after the bleaching, and she was all rugged up
when all she wanted to do was sort of an
ice cream.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Why are people doing it?
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I don't think that's a holiday thing, is it?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's also who is I mean maybe people were seeing
the butt in Korea on holiday, but no one's can
see it. But don't just have a holiday hmm.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Someone said that they'll never smoke synthetic marijuana again.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Well, yeah, that's why it's illegal now.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, I can't believe there was even a thing. Um
Anti Buckler's bridge jumping in summer bingo wings bruise easy.
How do you your arms?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I've done a bridge jump before. Maybe you because you've
got to jump out. Yeah, a bridge wing. Some people
just jump straight down and it's quite jarring at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah. Never wanted to skydive. Why tricked my body into
thinking that it's dying. Very excited to win a pub
quiz in Noosa. Didn't know what the price was. Turns
out it was a skydiving voucher. I went through with
it to be a good sport. Hated it, got the
shakes afterwards and threw up in the bus on the
way back, and never again. I would never bunge you
(50:07):
jump again. When I was younger, I jumped to my
t shirt.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Okaps, I was bouncing topless? Yes always, I feel like
that's a text from a female. You've got a tucking.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't even think about that bouncing topless because you
kind of tucky. Yeah, I guess you've got your harness
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
No, because you don't wear anything on that. Yeah, okay,
never again.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Will I have that one extra drink with the good
looking girl while my girlfriend is at home? Whoops, Jesus,
we're getting some confessions here.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yes, I am a female. Ah, so good, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh, never again? Will I do a half marathon? Brutal?
If you see me running now, you better run too.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, it's a People don't realize it's a long it's
twenty one. Oh yeah. And if you don't train for it, like,
don't show up on the day going run around the
block like five times. I can.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
I cannot count the amount of texts with heads saying
I'll never marry my ex husband again.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Well that's the there's the reason the rix. Yeah, you
never have to do it again.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh god, I just have an image of a topless woman.
For some reason in my head, she's not wearing a
bra and it's.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Just all out. And you know those souvenir photos at
the inn where you get like four different photos from
all the different angles. You know, the guy that's in
charge of the photos has printed those off himself. Oh
my god, she.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Said, I was young with firm booby snow brother play play.
I was just out there yesterday trying to live my day.
So look, look I'm a normal woman. And yesterday after work,
(51:51):
I went to the gym. Yeah, and I did a
workout and I was really sweety yesterday, really sweety, and
I was wearing these undies that were so uncomfortable. I
undue another UNDI run, do you know.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Like it's time to get rid.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
And they were really like cutting into my bikini line,
like really cutting in a little bit irritated.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh, you need to sort out your undy situation that
you can't be going along like that, I know.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Anyway, it was leg day as well, a lot of
leg movements. I was like, so I get downstairs, and
with the combination of the irritation and the sweat, it
was a little bit itchy right in my area groin area.
As I got changed, I was getting changed. They had
to go to some I had to go somewhere. As
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I got changed at the gym. At the gym, in
the changing room, I pulled down my shorts and I
was like, and I hello, scratched hell little scratch mcgroin.
And you know what, if I was a man, we
wouldn't even blink me and scratch. They had junk all
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the time. We were something we have to arrange because
a lot we just have to put up with her.
At him, he's got his hands when I was junk
and he's just moving around having a scratch. You always
see a guy have a little quick little trying to
be discreet about but when we're doing the fandango, people
are like, oh my goodness, bandango. Anyway, so I was
having a little scratch of my side fandango and I
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sort of like looked up and as it was like
this chick was walking past and we hooked eyes and
it was just the worst timing. I was just you're
having a good rearrangement, arrange and ango and a match
and a scratch. Because it was slightly irritated, like that's
handy as and then as she walked past and it
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looked at me and I was just like it, just
like sort of smiled at her, and oh my god,
Now she probably thinks, I don't know, I don't know.
She did an awful quick look away, and I was
like mortified. So she caught you having a rearrange of
your tango trying to sort it out anyway, So I
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thought that was the most embarrassing thing to happen to me.
And maybe it was that it's kind of on par
Later in the day, how I don't know how my
day just turned this way. Later in the day, I
was I had a couple of appointments yesterday, eyebrows done,
I got my fingernails done, and I was getting.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
My mustache lasered. Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Before you have and so when I get I get
this whole area done, the whole beard area. Chin yeap,
just the sides because I've got piece of here, wars
and mustache.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Yeah, which is, if you ever want to grow a beard,
you know you're not going to be able to. I
hope you realize to.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Me when me get their beards lasered, like, well, what
if you want to grow a beard? One day no
one's ever said that to me yet, and thank you
for giving me the opportunity to grow one. But anyway,
so I before you laser, if you haven't had laser here,
remover before you've got to shave it, Yes, you do. Yeah,
And I had forgotten, and I often forget, like in
the morning, I'll forget and I'll be like, oh crap,
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I've got an appointment.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I'm not going home.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
So I always keep a little blake, a little razor
like a shaver in my arm rest.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
And so I got to It happens so much that
you have a razor in your car in the arm rest.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Also every now and then you'll see like a rogue
and come back.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
You like, just quickly get that. And I got to
the mall.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's at a Morts and this big mall carper and
I got there and I was a little bit early,
and I went out and I had to drop off
some dry cleaning and to do a couple of things.
And I was like, oh god, I haven't shaved pre appointment.
And I was like, ha, I've got the razor in
my car.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
That's fine. Yeah, I'll go to the car and I'll
quickly try to discreetly shave my beard off in the car.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
So I'm in the car and I was like, there's
no mirror other than the rear view mirror or the
mirror that's in the sun shave.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
The review is better, Yeah, but that's in the sun
flap is rubbish.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
It's a crap mirror. And also who's anyway whatever? So
I did I readjusted the rearview mirror and I was
like pack. It was packed the car park and I
was like looking around and being like, just give myself
a quick shave, give myself quick beard shaved. Just make
sure no one's watching.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
I thought the coast was clear, and so I put
I get into the middle console and I pull out
my little pink razor.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Wait did he have some kind of shaving cream. Oh
my god, you're getting growing.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
It's so bumpy anyway, So I was like, let's got
a quick, quick thing. And I've been keeping up the
laser so it's not a lot. Just you know, you
gotta trim it down so it doesn't burn. And then
I was in there shaving. Let you know what your
dad did in the mirror and you got to pull
the skin to having a show doing a beard the
size like that. I just peat my eyes. Same thing.
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There's a guy who's pulled in the car park right
in front of me. This old man he just eyeballs
made directly and is like so confused that he was
old enough that he probably wouldn't know, like why is
this woman?
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Why is a woman? He's like, God, I can't keep
up with today's generation.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
There's you know, it's just like so confused. He just
stares at me, and I just I didn't smile. I
just was like dropped the razor, looked away.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
I did sort of reached down and graved my seat,
reclined and be like just and his head and until
I left.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
So, yeah, I got caught twice yesterday, just trying to
live my life being a normal, relatable woman. And yeah,
got the laser feeling good, smooth, smooth you look at
that until that shaving rash breaks out later in the day.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
You got to use a cream. Got to use a
cream and Hailey Troy Savon rush onsid m still seething
that that's a Monday night on it for us, Like
that's Monday night.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Wait, what are the chances of just not doing work
on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
We're here right now.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
Why doesn't Vaughan Allen Smith step up to the plates.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
He's not coming. Maybe Vaughan can do Tuesday solo. George
just just.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Walked in after choice of vonn that Tuesday the next morning.
Can you do the show with Vaughan?
Speaker 4 (58:22):
What day?
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Will do this later? We do this, We'll do this later,
but we're not coming in, or maybe we're just come
in at seven and Vaughan does the first hour. Just
give us an extra hour of so we can sort
this now.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
I need to call you out on something because yesterday,
with absolutely no warning to the Fletchford and Haley chat,
you sent a picture of you lying on what looks
like a hospital bed. You've got a sad look on
your face, your shirtless, and you've got a towel over
your shoulder and you're pulling the fingers. This to me
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immediately made me say, he's been in an accident.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
And he's in hospital.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
In my head, I've gone, he's come flying off a
beam scooter.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Well, by the way, they're ban those now, cut those
in Auckland because bem, we're adding too many scooters to
this straw and not telling the council. I've got a
monthly past. Do I get a refund for that?
Speaker 13 (59:11):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (59:11):
You better?
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Oh sure, I'll send a message, yeah, a disgruntled one,
and you sent this as a I panicked. I was like,
oh my god, like, what's happened, What's happened, What's happened?
Speaker 2 (59:21):
I left it.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
He's a fizzyo.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
I only left it about thirty seconds, and I was like, Aha,
did you think I was dying a fizzyo? I know,
but it looked like I was in a hospital bed.
Really yeah, it looked like I had an accident. I
did this.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
I do this either when I get a colonoscopy or
I got I've been having MRIs recently to try to
sort out my leg and you get a hospital gown
and it wasn't take a photo, being like, don't even
worry about it, guys. I'm just going through some stuff
right now.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Hospital baiting is I think the worst social media post
anyone can ever do.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Life's tough, guys. I'm just really going through it at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's always a vague.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's always a vague comment or a time on the post,
and I guess you never know what's around the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
And you're like, I've got a mole I'm getting a
mole amode and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, is it cancerous?
Speaker 10 (01:00:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
No, no, but you know, like I didn't like where
it was on my face.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I literally I think it's just people that are stuck
in the hospital board and they want the attention, so
they want everyone messaging them so that they can then reply.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Are you okay now I can pass my time you
get into it. Yeah, so you were just for you've
got to you've got to bung shoulder at the bug shoulders.
So I'm going to get a like a I had
an X ray and me and getting an ultrasound. No,
I'm not going to know the six of the baby, Okay.
I don't want to know the jes surprise on the day.
I want it to be a surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I love that. Yeah, an ultrasound.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Do you know what's funny is we were talking about
ultrasounds that Shannon was like, God, I hope it's not internal,
and every woman in the studio was like, oh god, yeah,
there's the worst. It's like internal, it's the best way
to look at your reproductive systems, like through an internal rod.
And then when they talk to you, they're like lubin
up the thing talking to you. So we kind of
and you're like, oh my god, Wow, I don't think
(01:01:03):
they will put an internal.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Shoulder. It's and that's in the wrong location, unless that's
the long way.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I want to take the scenic root to have a
little look on the journey.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yep, oh god, but yeah, I honestly p s A
really don't hospital bait.
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
No, this is a p s A. Fletch just wants
anyone to know that he's he's fine, but he's just
going through some stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
At the moment. Don't want to talk about it. I
don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I'm just I'm really going through it at the moment, guys,
But I'm fine. I'll be okay, plays Fletch, Vaorn and Haley.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Fact of the day, Day day day day, Do do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Do. We're borne away. We are in charge of his
chosen theme of the week Cat celebrations. Now, well, he
talked about a parade.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
In Stultigan in Europe, somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
You're somewhere, And yesterday we talked about the New York
Cat Film Festival. Yes, today I want to talk about
the biggest cat convention for cat enthusiasts in the world.
Now you've heard of comic Con, which is all your
comic books and your marbles and all that kind of stuff,
there is a cat Con which is a ginormous event
(01:02:27):
that happens every year in Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
The people that would go to this thing that you
can just what you would go what cat show? It
is huge?
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Okay, so we've just missed it. It was three weeks
ago in Pasadena, SA Pasadena, Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
See you next year.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Dates and venue to be announced in twenty twenty five.
But it was absolutely huge. There's meet and greets with
celebrity like Instagram cats or get out like your famous
cats like Sad Grumpy Cat. He used to go to
cat con. Rap what's could you like?
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Hold it? Don't like that?
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
It depends on the cats. Some of them, some of
them you can hold some of them. It's just a
photo opportunity and you pay, so you get your pass.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
You pay.
Speaker 13 (01:03:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
One of the parts of cat Con that I really
like is they get some firefighters in because firefighters save
cats from trees, and these firefighters are sexy, and they
get the firefighters in there to talk about saving cats
from trees and take their shirts. So I've found why
you want to go to cat a cat con if
you've got a catcn worldwide dot com. There's a list
(01:03:33):
of things you need to bring to cat con to
get the most out of your day. There's games. One
of the games is called the kitten game. Don't look
at this kitten and then if you look at the kitten,
you loose and the kitten's cue.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
It's really sweet. There's like.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Things about rescue cats. There's exhibitors showing off cats, merchandise,
toys for cats. There's workshops, experts in cat health and culture.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
There's nutrition. How many workshops? How much you're paying to
go to this cat con?
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
It's about one hundred US dollars?
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
But there's also tons of surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
There's lots of cats, lots of cat good.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
But this is the main thing. Oh, there's firefighters are
Australian the heroes of the Australian Firefighters calendar.
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Well and they flew them to a cat con. Andy,
how did that go down?
Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
They're like, hate lads, We've had a request here to
go to a cat convention.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Convention it's huge apparently a lot of chicks. They're a
lot of cats. Yeah, and they're like, yeah, mid let's go.
If it's for the cats, we'll go. But like the
main part of this is the celebrity cats. So cats
of Instagram cats TikTok, you can go on and hang
out with them. So as part of Cat Celebration week
on Fact of the Day. Today's Fact of the Day
is that there is a massive convention, how to pass
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it in every year called cat con.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Fact of the Day day day day day. Do play.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Play hooligans And I haven't used that word for a while.
This is what i'd call them.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
That's also a sign you're getting old hooligans.
Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Some hooligans have made the news because they went out
to the fountain outside the Huanganui District Council and they
filled it up with dishrushing liquid and they filmed the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
They filmed the whole thing at the South Served checkout buying.
I think they had like six bottles of sunlight like
so studies soapy stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Man. Also, not only that the very first like still
of the TikTok is the person's it looks like an
as B card and it's their whole account number and
the full the visibile the like if you're gonna do
a crime, like at least hide your bank card or.
Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
No, if you're going to do a crime, that's one thing.
If you're going to film it and put it online
for thousands to see under your username, under your username
and we can see your whole number and your little
security code. It's not a ram raid, but I'm sure
it's still annoying for the fun New District council.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I know growing up because New Plymouth we had used
to have a fountain in town. Yeah, and Nelson. When
I lived in Nelson, there were there was there was
a fountain when you're just driving behind the Trafalgar Center
and that always at the weekends got filled with soap side.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
People used to do not so much the bucket fountain
because as a well and TONI and we have respect
for that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
The last time I was in Wellington passed early in
the morning and someone had soaped down.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
But further down on Dixon Street is that little pigeon
fountain thing. People used to fill it up all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah the time. It's a classic moved, it's a classic prank.
It's a classic Brank Always students, it's always school or
unied students. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
And so these guys were filming the whole thing. They
edited together and then they were like, when you when
you The caption is when you and the bro have
an idea and make the news. Because our very own.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Herald. The Huanganui part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Said bubble trouble foamy fiasco is Branks's target water feature.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It went for a double pun headline bubble trouble. Fine,
that's not a pan of bubble trouble, but it's a rhyme. No, yeah, rhyme.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Then fiasco. We've got a literation fiesco literation. Beautiful, yeah,
really well written. The kream de la crem of journalists
I love this. They loved that they made the news.
And we want to know why did you make the news?
Maybe it was doing something silly like this.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Or naughty yeah, or maybe you broke down your car
broke down? Do you because use good? I saw someone
yesterday and they only just made it off the Harbor
brid We were going off the Harbor Bridge and he
was going so slowly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I was like, what's happening there? And then on the
way down, he kind of picked up speed. I was
like he's coasting and then had his hazards on and
then it was like slowing, slow and slowing. Just got
off the.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Bridge and pulled over to the side. You get a
fine out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
It's like rickless driving if you if you run out
of gas because because you know that you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Have gas exactly. Yeah, especially on the Harbor Bridge. They
take it you all the time for that because the
congestion it causes us. And this is lunch time. Maybe
you broke down somewhere and then you're the reason like
five o'clock traffic was backed up three hours totally.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Well, maybe it was like this crazy event that you
got caught up in. I want to know how did
you end up making the news? Oh, eight hundred dance
at im as the number you can text a nine
six nine sex. We won't judge you either, even if
it's super embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yeah, maybe you can keep it anonymous.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, man poops his pants on bus, but that's.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
You you can call up. Yeah, we won't laugh at
that at all. We want to know why you made
the news.
Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, some kids in Wanganui. I didn't even know whether
to say wangan nui or funganui. It's it's like the
log direction now I know, but then the locals pronounce
it wangan nui.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
That's why I always say, honestly, you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
And then if anyone's can.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
What new district council fountain got filled up with bubbles
and the people that did it got went on the
news with some crazy stories. So a message and my
partner was lost in the snow for over twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Four hours and lived.
Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I assume so well, because if you were lost in
the snow.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
For a oh would have found I don't know. Wow, Emily,
why did you make the news?
Speaker 13 (01:09:24):
So it wasn't me?
Speaker 11 (01:09:25):
Was that he my best friend?
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:09:27):
And he was on Police ten seven.
Speaker 12 (01:09:32):
Wow, And that's just her favorite thing to show people.
And the video is actually like or TikTok in that
like from YouTube. Yeah, So what happened was he was
with his friends and they were driving around and like
quite frankly, it was you know, not the best car.
Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
It wasn't a car driving around and then he gets
pulled over by his police and he was like what
the what the heck?
Speaker 12 (01:09:55):
Anyway, the cops come out and they go, so we
heard that you got have been like scoping out people's
houses and they were like, we're looking for our friend's
phone in the gutter. And they were like, oh, oh
you said apparently, oh we'd better get out of here,
and he was like, no, what, No, we didn't. Anyway,
(01:10:15):
next minute, the cop goes, what's that in the boot?
I can hear something that was in the boat. His
cousin's in there. Whole travy. We're still not sure why
the eggs were any There.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Was a whole table people weren't they Oh they weren't.
Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
That's the same.
Speaker 12 (01:10:32):
They were literally looking to their friend's phone.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Were their omelets planned or no, no, we don't.
Speaker 12 (01:10:41):
He doesn't know how the eggs got in there anyway.
And then when he tells us about this, that were
like works. The next day he was like, oh, you know,
like this happened anyway. So a few weeks ladies on police.
He goes, I am absolutely assuming, and we're like why
and he's like, they've blowed my face and changed my
name to Patrick.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Wanted he wanted to police in seven fame.
Speaker 12 (01:11:08):
Huge Beard, So we knew what was.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Beard.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
There was no hiding, no hiding Emily. Thank you, Hazel.
It wasn't policed in seven, but you did make the news. Yes.
Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
When I was about nine, my mom took me to
the first rereading of the very first Terrry Potter movie
and New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Oh wow, yeah, did you stay awake for it all?
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
I was very excited, okay, And they were.
Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Obviously had film cruise there and were you specifically on
the news?
Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Yes, So they were just asking, like certain people as
they came out, like oh, what do you think of
the movie?
Speaker 11 (01:11:47):
And what was your favorite part?
Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
And what did you say?
Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
I think I panicked and I was just like, oh
when hair Grobs gave Dudley a tale even though it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
True, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (01:11:58):
You know I was nervous in his life.
Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
And no reason.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:12:01):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
And then mum, you know, it came on and she
was like, I was going to record it, So she
got out like a VCR and like takes it.
Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
She would show it to like everyone in the family.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
You can't that's so cute. She was so proud.
Speaker 13 (01:12:17):
What happened to it?
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Though it be well if it was TV Ins said,
it'll be in the archives somewhere for the archives. Thanks
you called hazels and messages in When did you make
the news?
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I closed State Highway won for several hours when I
lost consciousness and crashed my car had helicoptered out. That
made the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh my god, Oh my god, that's so full on.
Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
I made the news when christ Which Airport had a
bomb threaten everyone had to get evacuated. They just were
interviewing people asking what had happened. My brother in law
had his car catch on fire on the Southern Motorway
in Auckland on Easter weekend a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Could you imagine the filthy looks you'd be getting from everyone?
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Southern Motorway, Auckland Easter weekend disaster. In the early two thousands,
I was at a Melbourne cup and I made it
on the news in New Zealand for drunk people at.
Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
The cup saw me, oh no, um.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh oh, not me, but my family, as my grandfather
was murdered in nineteen eighty and then his trial was
covered by the newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Goodness, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
This is a real array of stories here, so many series.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
We'll get to more of those necks. Why did you
make the news?
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Okay, we want to know why you made the news,
and we've got so many messages in um we're to
even start. We made Police ten seven as well a
couple of years ago when in Dunedin we were firing
fireworks down the street towards police. I wasn't the culprit,
but we got some screen time. I got on the
(01:13:59):
news because my new door neighbor burnt his house down
in nineteen ninety six. He was a police officer and
made up some elaborate story ended up being a massive
inquiry and he was convicted. Or because he wanted to
get out of his marriage. His wife told the news
that she hoped he got Seph Listen died. I'm just
reading these raw but wow, wow, wow. A truck flipped
on its side into my lane right in front of
it one hundred kilometers an hour and I ended up
(01:14:20):
hitting the roof of the truck. I stank in the
hospital in an ambulance. All my friends found out by
seeing my very distinctive car on the news. Motorway was
closed three hours.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I lost sixty kgs and then had a meet and
greet with Lionel Ratsheet and a woman's magazine made it
out like I'd lost the weight to marry him. I
love this.
Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I can't read that, but that is interesting and I'll
share it with the group.
Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Um.
Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
I was on the news because our school building collapsed
on a god. But when me and my dad did
an interview on the news, his long lost son who.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
He thought was dead, saw he was still alive, and.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
We all got reconnected.
Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Tex So the dad's long lost son believed the dad
was dead? Who told the long lost son that the
mom the mom, I guess, seems like you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Be in.
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Then he sees them pop up on the news with
another kid, and then they all reconnected.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
You've saved a lot of Father's Day gifts here, though,
haven't you for a while, and now all of a sudden,
now you're going to have to buy Father's Day gifts.
Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
A lot of people done commenting on the anchient in Wanganui,
like white, it's there, but you don't say him. My
brother made the news due to a trapeze accident many
years ago when he.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Flew off and landed in the audience.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Had a pram with the suitcase that had a jump
that had Jumbo the elephant.
Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
What is happening? What is happening?
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
My brother made the news dur To Trapez accident many
years when he flew off and landed in the audience
and a pram with the suitcase that had a jumpo
elephant in it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
What the hell? Bizarre.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
We also have a cousin who made the news when
her little girl, same text made when her little girl
at the time presented Prince William with things about marriage. Okay,
oh no, there's so many because a lot of people
on Police ten seven doing ughty things. I was in
a newspaper about twenty five years ago because we had
a huge house party in Albany, Auckland and trashed the house.
(01:16:31):
Hashtag so proud.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Oho. Someone was on.
Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
The on Campbell Life several times regarding fighting the EQC
and insurance about the Krushish earthquakes. Oh yeah, and there
is a bit of an expert.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
My friends and I made the National Vietnamese news last year.
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Does that count?
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
We rented motorbikes and rode along a couch or truck
only highway, but we didn't realize until our airbnb hosts
messaged us saying he recognized us.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
In the news.
Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
People had filmed us, and the news claimed police had
spoken to us, which was actually wild.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
They hadn't.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Imagine you're just going about your holiday and you're on
the news and you don't know it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Oh my god, I was kidnapped at knife point. Armed
defenders came. It was in the Herald and on the news,
on the TV. Police dog's got him?
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Good? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
A picture of me?
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
How we need more information? Two nine two. A picture
of me was on the front page of the national
newspaper in Costa Rica in nineteen ninety three. No other information?
Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
What just like walking down the street? What like a
stock image or something?
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
We're going to need a follow up to that one.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Was it an accident with my mum when I was
thirteen and ended up on the Ycutto ended up in
the Wycuttle River in their car. Was on the news
that night being carried by a police officer to the
ambulance brackets embarrassing, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
On the cover of the Why couple times.
Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
The next day.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Oh, you would have got a couple of copies that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Photographers specifically asked us to look off sadly into the distance.
Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Oh my god, but happy after that rescue. Could you
just look a bit sad?
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I was on the news in Australia as I was
a hostage in an armed hostage situation at a casino.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Very traumatic, but I was still like, oh, I'm on TV.
Oh who did you tell me?
Speaker 11 (01:18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
That was my tums. That was my tums.
Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Hey, guys, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
It was the most fun to be the had on
a show, not not for me, I know where, even nowhere.
Even you haven't been here long, have you? No?
Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating?
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Said ms fletched Vaughn and Hailey
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