Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Zitian Podcast Network, the Fleetsborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day morning. Welcome to the show. Fletchborne and Hailey
Varney's back.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We are back onerby forever you am, and you are
you and me and.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Back from the island. You're on a Department of Conservation
island or at a heart Yeah, yes, on a free
island at the South South South South Island.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So they shipped in.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
A bread around on the island. And how many carcopolas
on this island? So there's two hundred and forty seven
or seventy four. There's a four and seven in the
entire world, oh wow, and most of them are on

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this island. They and then they take some strong ones
and they trow them in different areas that are that
are pet and printed to free.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So it changes all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And the best part was there was this little island
called Alcatraz and it's where they take the horny teenage
who were like, yeah, they're there other pests, and they
put them on there because otherwise they don't leave the
ladies alone.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Do you want to leave the ladies alone?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I thought, make breading season and then like leave them
alone as and like, hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Can I buy your drink?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah? Round and tonics, rounded berries and a sweat from
this brown creek. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Wow, fun time I did.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It was amazing once and a once in a lifetime situation.
Great to be back together the three of us. Oh yeah,
we've been doing some heavy lifting.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You do quite a lot of work at the beginning
of the show, end at the tailing.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah. Yeah, well that's you've come across a secretive book ending.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
If people think you're busy at the start and at
the end, they assume you were busy all the way
through it.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I actually literally put my feet.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Up on the way the top six one you've got
this today, havelready written that. Let me have a little
looks here to what the old last night brain did.
So Hong Kong has been telling teenagers to put their
horn in us at bay by playing badminton.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
It will stop you wanted to have premarital sex.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, call the horn, I believe was the way called
the horn. Flet coined the phrase how to cool the horn?
To cool the horn? So I've got the top six
ways that aren't badminton to cool your horn.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah good, Yeah, okay, you might have worked for me.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Raging hormones sexually charged. Correct, Yeah, the first person you
saw today was me, which is yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Why is the kickstart?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Loads of chances as well today are to go on
the drawer to seat Sabrina Carpenter live in the US,
So listen out for the mother Tracker activator and our
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Speaker 4 (02:55):
Today from eight point.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Thirty our anc donation station because it is daff at
all day today, so we're trying to raise as much
money as we can.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
We're kicking things off with the wonderful day henword. Yes,
he's obviously on his own cancer journey at the moment,
but also just a great chat.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
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can text the word support to tuo sex to make
an instant three dollar donation. One in three New Zealanders
will be affected by cancer in their lifetime, so let's
raise some money.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Hey, guys, we've got company phones. Let's just text all day.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
They will let you get away with a couple.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, but they still dancing on the stars when I'd
dancing on the stars, dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh, Dancing Stars better like that if shank or tears
lying down someone dancing Okay, yeah, Dancing on the Stars.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
I used to text and vote until it was like
stop next on the show.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Gen zs are giving up their pets. They're surrendering their
pets for good reason. Play Fable and Hailey. There's Benson
Boone his real name do you reckon? I don't know,
or a stage name. I think so Boone great name.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I wish I was like Hailey Ham, No, Hailey Ham,
do you know?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I mean like a little bit of a liter ration
would have been nice.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
That would just be because yeah, it's his real name,
Benson James Boone, BGBJBJB Yeah, beach.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Anyway, they just popped into my head a little side.
I thought, I'm quite distracted today, I'm excited it's the weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Here's a study out of America that has revealed startling
stacks about stats about pits. Twelve percent of all Americans
have surrendered a pit due to the cost of keeping
a pit.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I've heard lately the rehoming places have been experiencing this
in New Zealand as well.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So not like rescues, but people going I cannot, like.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I've got to surrender this dog.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
So the numbers are higher in gen zas of gin
Z's that I guess gone. You look at socials and
everyone's got this cute dogs.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes, so you're like cats, I need a cute pit
for my socials.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
And then they grab one and they're like, holy moly.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Not only are they like a lot of work and
they take a lot of your time, but the cost
of them is astronomical and with the cost of living,
it's like way higher because I mean cats are expensive enough,
but dogs.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And then they're like, I want to float off for
the weekend.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
You're like, cool, put your your dog in the kennel,
your cat and the cattery that's going to be Yeah,
you know a bit of money.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Dogs off it like Doggie Daca every day when they.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Go to work.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I know how much does that cost?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's like more than child Yeah. Yeah, adds are that's insane.
And I mean it's a great service that places that
are doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, good work, you're milking it. Yeah, it's a business.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Op.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Do your dogs go into kennels when you go away?
They did, but now you've shadows. Dad lives in the cottage.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Now, yeah, he loves the dogs more than he loves
anybody else on the property. I know. I did say
to my daughters, how does it feel being second class grandchildren?
And I might see his other grandchildren and say, how
does it feel to be like well down the ranks
and definitely at the top. Yeah, just to remind them,
because I let us say that again. But she's she's asleep.

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So just I hope he leaves all of his money
to the dogs. Me too, because I own.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
The dogs, therefore you own the money. Go baby, and
I won't open them up a little bank account. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, So like you've got to think about because I've
got pit insurance and we use it all the time,
and it's great.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You would be crazy enough to have some form of
pitt insurance, I know. But that gets up. I mean,
that's like it's not cheap either o.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Ours isn't too bad. It's like thirty forty dollars a
month maybe, but.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's a lot though. Yeah that over.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
If you can't take it sept by a car, it'll
be Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
But imagine a young gen zer you've got You've got
to pay for the insurance, you got to pay for
the food, the VP bells.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
But I don't I don't think it's just a gen
Z thing like every generator, every like you know, person
when they leave home is like and goes Flating's like,
let's get a cat.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Like it's not like a new you think. And the
s b C says this all the time Christmas time,
all the time, all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Christmas. They're like, a pet is a choice you have
to make. It's for life.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
It's for life, like you cannot just get one willingly
because it's cute. Also, if you think about like Instagram dogs,
those dogs like Pomeranians and all that kind of stuff. Spines, grooming,
Oh yeah, you go to take them to get groomed,
look after their teeth, they pause.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Their anal glands milk.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Male glands milk exactly if you're doing it straight dog
what Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
John freeze and it gets its period.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah that dog collar around.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Are their dog temples? I don't say dog. Don't don't
know female dogs being straight?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Do they? Is it the chop when you get them
spade or something that, Yeah, this is a maybe she's
just raw dog in it out there. But this is
the thing. My friend got a Bjean Free's when she
was like twenty. You know what I mean, because it's
always dream of having a Bejeon Freeze, and now she's
got a job, so she's got a Bjeon free It's.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Not a dog you always dream of heaving and then
she want.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Heights of shit.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
No, they're so dumb. They're known to be dumb, but
this one menstructs. I mean, what a night miam.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Like I don't know how often, but you just be
like wait, You're like I'll be like no, thanks mist
like double triple.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah a female from me female thank you. Anyway, if
you are thinking you've ever getting a pit, you've got
to really think about how much you can affought it.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
For eighteen years, Producer Jars.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Just sent through the tricksy protective pants, which are nappy
and if you thought you're not stupid, some undy pants.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Dance for when they have like a you know, a
stroke or something and they can't control the bowels anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, that's menstruaight, and put it out of it.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
It had a rope it send it off to a farm.
It's got this period. Come on, off we go, kids
say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
The top sex is near the top sex waste to
cool the horn.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's not badminton plays flinch Vaorn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
This is the top six. Hello there.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hong Kong is telling teenagers fight sexual temptation by playing badminton.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Get out the cock and you've got sort of a
nice light sort of wind through the air.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Have you seen how quick, how unsatisfying is that to
whack as hard as you can in badminton and you go.
There's no return for the whack, no return for the
way tennis or cricket you headed out of the part.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, big whack, big ware gold golf. Golf is going
to remove tennis because you don't want to whack it
that hard. No, you want to whack it down.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, you want to down.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's all about angles on the tennis, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, a fifteen year old.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
This article starts a fifteen year old girl and her
boyfriend are studying alone together on a hot summer day
when she removes her jacket and clings to his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
What should he do? Kiss the shoulder? In Hong Kong, But.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's his shoulder.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay, you're watching her head.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
She kisses the.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Old novels over here, it's the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well in Hong Kong, jacket advise the young man to
continue studying or to seek a diversion, including playing badminton
to avoid premarital sex and other intimate behaviors.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's not going to well, that's the government speaking, isn't it?
Over there?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
What's the predominant big government speak? What's the predominant religion
in Hong Kong?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Tows and Confucius as them Christianity is that's the whole time.
I don't know, I'm so Confucius. I'm here.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's got everything, looks marsh. Number Yeah, Well I've got
the top six ways to cool the horn. This is great,
call the horn cool. I mean we can all tank
this advice.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Absolutely. You've been listening to your horny books too much?
Who much? I need a break? How do I call
the horn?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Born number six on the list? Go and see your grandparents?
They did?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
That should actually do you kill the horn if you
go to the cemetery, shouldn't it?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I mean you're right, ryman.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Or there their house and just chat about the old days,
and they will tell you how depressing it is. They
probably drop a couple of slurs homophobic, racist, all your
favor and phobs. Yeah, what's that sizest silent?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, feeding you. Well, you've been in a good paddock.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
That's you've been in the good You've had too much grass.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, you've been on the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And if that did, if you go to the sea imagery,
I should immediately kill the horn. Yeah, number number five
on the list of the top six ways to cool
the horn. Be in a relationship with someone you aren't
sexually attracted to, that'll kill the horn.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah yeah, right, So you go and seek this out.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
She takes her shoulder and jacket off and lays in
your shoulder and you're.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Like, you don't want to cass that shoulder. Don't want
to cass that shoulder. Now pull back a little bit. Yeah,
oh yeah, manky face off my shoulder. Yeah yeah, I
love you.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I love you to Number four on the list of
the top sex ways to cool the horn. That isn't
playing badminton, watch a sad movie. Oh yeah, shss list.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I was thinking holocaust.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
So it's going to start with a light bit of
like Barley and me, Oh, okay, death versus holocaust. Oh sorry,
I went straight. You're very horny, so that's what you
need I need.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, that's you need. The darkest corn. You balance your
sadness with your horn.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, the horny.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You are the sad of the film.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's got to be number three on the list of
the top six ways to cool the horn. Pop off
the church disclaimer.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
That hasn't worked for everybody. No, this is true. That
hasn't worked. Can't pray the horn away?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Not all ye if you've got a hot pasta Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
My god, yea true? Yeah? What was his scott Priest
Christ He ruined it for us.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Say down on your knees. At one stage that was
the line that got all the ladies get on your knees.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah. Well, now you were in the middle of the
top six. You brought the horn back.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
The horn. I'll kill the horn number time on the
topx ways to cool the horn or kill the horn.
Play an unsexy sport like Badminton's got the word, like shuttle.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Car bad bad man, bad man in the spanking spanking.
That's not an unseexy sport. What's an un sexy sport?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Killing No, there's something precisely hitting the spot. You know
they were someone sweet long bowls Again, you're hitting the
tiny little darts is hitting the.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Spot as well.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Picking everything that represents absolutely hitting the spot. Yeah right, okay,
men who are famously greater missing the spot.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
You're naming sports where they're greater hitting the spot. Sixty sports.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
God, there's a lot of Reddit threads the top answer darts.
That's insane, those big burly men with the beer in
their hand. Ye, what about snook out? What about snooker?
That's hot because he bending over the table and the.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Ramon into the pockets.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Yeah, got their balls out? Put your balls on long shaft, Yeah, tip.
I find golf quite unattractive because it.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
So long putting it in the hole.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
God, but it takes so long for them to get there.
You're almost thinking patting them on the head and telling
them that's okay. Some of them can't find it.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I'm glad I and they're in the right power walking
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
But yeah a little bit like booty back there, and
it's like.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
And those leads are nice, you're an n sixty sports. No,
the horn is still on number one. Bitter sort the.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Sun the number one way to cool. The horn yep,
play the horn.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
It's gone well because I said play the horn. Oh no,
I mean it wasn't me saying play the horn. It
was me saying just get just get just play with it,
get it done and get on with your day. I
went to French horn.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
No, and I went, get in there with yourself, play yourself,
get out of the way, get on with your day,
because if you're thinking about you're gonna be to strike
about your productivities through the floor. Take fifteen minutes, crank
it out fifteen get back to the job.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Play it.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
New skin care TikTok trend that I've actually seen. It's
come up on my feet a lot, but I am
yet to try it. It is supposed to give you
glass skin.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
If you don't know glaskin.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's like the Korean skincare dream, which is when Korean
fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
That's not gonna give your glass skin.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Wring out Korean fried chicken and smear the fatter you
glaze yourself with honey.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I trust the Koreans. I trust the Koreans.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeap fried chicken, Samsung Samsung skink skin. I'm wanting to
add a fourth skincare skink, but Korean skincare is like amazing,
like people.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Go crazy for like the Korean skincare ships.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, they just go insane. But some of the products
are quite expensive. And they are claiming that garlic can
do the same thing. Which has this glass skin, which
is this.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Really like radiant clear tight skin.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I currently have a full face rash and parts of
my face are peeling off.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't know, can't. I know that it's very textured
and sore.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Anyway, So garlic is the trend, and it's either rubbing
raw clothes of garlic over your skin, like.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
The bulb the pottles at the supermarket of like crushed garl.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Sure that I have preservatives in it?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Though, yeah, would I wouldn't get garlic. I always check
my garlic because remember that story we heard about the
the Chinese garlic they grow it in human feces. I
feel that was just something people said, though, nah, is
it real? There was the vast amount of garlic you
buy is from China. Yeah, and it is on their

(17:23):
product of the PRC And you're like, that's not China,
that's yeah, but it is. It's the People's Republic of China. Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah,
got china.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Got Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
So you either rub garlic all over your face or
you are in jests that you swallow whole clothes of
garlic and it's supposed to heal things like hormonal.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Or just put it in your cooking. I know. No,
it's gonna be raw garlic, raw whole clove down the throat.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Now, as someone who's had a lot of hormonal acne
before because of p C O is yeah, I've looked
at this and people have said, like any chined the garlic,
and you're like, okay, no, and then dermatologists have come
out been like once again, zero studies that proved that garlic,
I mean, garlic has probably has some health benefits, especially
it's really good for you to eat. Yeah, definitely good

(18:13):
for you. Yeah, but no studies.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
But the rubbing it on your face, you're going to
stink and would it sting? I would have thought. So,
you know, I've been checking garlic in the air fryer,
just like clives of garlic little.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
When they go like a little like almost like crunchy.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Crunching outside and gooey in the middle almost. And I
got some bread, some fresh bread, Yeah, rubbed it on
and it sm sm smoth.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm already smeared up and on.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
I think what they're doing is because garlic has anti
bacterial properties, right, and if you've got acne, sometimes that
can be a bacterial thing. Like sometimes with acne, taking
a round of antibiotics can really help you.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Try washing your face.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
When I first had hormonal ecne, the amount of people
that were like, have you changed your pillow case?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I actually, thanks for the advice. I do actually regularly
change my pillow case. But yeah, a lot of a lot.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Of will take like what is their antibiotic, doxy doxy
cyclone once.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, because when I when I did.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Say what's that antibodic? And then you exoxy because I
doxy doxy cyclone. Yeah, doxy cyclone cyclone because you take
I took it for malary prevention and I had amazing skin.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, but it also makes you make your skin like
sensitive to the sun.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
It's like, yeah, acutaine, it has the same kind of like, yeah,
it makes you really sensitive to this to the sun,
and you're gonna like look after your skin and it
makes your skin a bit more fragile.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
But better than rubbing garlic on your face. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Look, if you want to, right, I think it won't
hurt you, do you know what I mean? It's just
natural garlic and stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
But yeah, and you're reak, Yeah, like bad breath. You're
gonna then you're just gonna have to have a shower
and clean your face.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Though I don't mind the smell of garlic. I don't either,
especially if it's on a mamma for your rallies. Yeah,
that's that's high quality garlic.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
That's play play, silly, little silly.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool silly.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Silly do.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Sell a little pol what's your favorite season?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Summer? Autumn, when the spring?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Ah, I mean you sm but then maybe spring.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I'm just happy to be alive, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, you don't mind either, happy to be alive. I mean,
people love winter because of the fash.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I love winter.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Because of the fash. But I got no winter fash.
This year was not cold cold enough.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well yeah, and then some people live in actual cold
like snow all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, I know, we.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Nineteen seventy one. Yeah, you'd have to go summer right
the beach.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, but was beautiful. Autumn's beautiful officially in spring this weekend. Wow,
there's two.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
There's the calendar spring, but then there's also the ecornots,
which is in a couple of weeks. Either way, we're
close and five weeks away from dall like savings five weekends.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I need to get curtains. God, I need to get
got You've got five weeks to get curtains. Far out.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
We've moved into the actual master bedroom now and it's
no curtains.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, sleep masks, we're house sheets. Yeah, I've got to
sleep mask yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Number five.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Number four is winter with five percent. Wow ye, tim
is the third at seventeen percent, Spring coming in second twenty.
But fifty one percent of people said summer is their
favorite season.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh yeah, okay, and we.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Live in a nice country for summer. It's not like Dubai. No,
we are stay indoors the whole bloody time.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yet we are working on that climate though we are.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Dylan said, winter because snow, beanies, comfy clothes and bedtime cuddles,
aout dying of overheating. Yeah, Courtney says, I'm a cusp
season girly. I voted spring because lambs and blossoms, but
all of them also has a place in my heart.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Some is the worst.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I freaking hate being a sweaty bitty. Yeah, I'm a
sweety bitty and like the daffodils and the Yeah all
day today.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Is definite day today. Oh my god, this we're doing
a big donation station. I went outside before and saw
all the dafodils. I said, oh my god, I love
all these daisies. Producer car One was like, it's daffod.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
All day that they're closing the title.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I know that's lost my mind.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Cooper says, you can always warm by adding layers. You
can't strip off.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
You're true.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So and they're saying they don't like summer. They can't
control the temperature, but winter is the best. They say,
Ah cool, thanks for that Messenger. Messenger, just at that
thing where if you don't click exactly on the right
arrow because it's disappeared because they haven't moved your mouth
for long enough, the whole thing to spars.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Anyway, that's my problem to deal with. We didn't need
to be brought into them.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, ah, Sophie said, Summer equals hay fever. Spring equals
hay fever, Winter equals sickness. Ortum equals the best. It's
the best because she's the least sneezy. Okay, sneezy, Isaac
says summer. But winter is a close second. Autumn is
by father worst grace. Guys, cold temperatures, tease. Trees are

(23:47):
looking haggard. It's mother natures and you're depreciated. They're about
to be all like, you know, branchy, Yeah naked, he shoots.
Cursey said spring because it's the furthest away from stupid winter.
It's not Kirsty has. However, season's work's winter is that
you're going to have to wait the longest to get

(24:07):
to winter when it's spring. But some is the farthest
because there's spring forward, not looking forward. It's not that
all back either way Uni directional. Also pretty flowers and spring.
Devin said, winter because of toasty fires, come for close
hot cups of tea, corpse of tea, and Haley Well

(24:32):
one of the bosses of one of the largest sealines
in the world, Ryanair, Oh my god, yep. Michael O'Leary
is calling for a two drinks per passenger limit at
airport bars. I'm calling for the get on the plane
before you.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I'm not getting.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well, that's the thing that it will come down to
the bars.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Look, I don't mean to encourage, you know, drinking to.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Excess, but that's one of my favorite things to do at.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Airport where you're going on holiday, you have a couple
of drinks at.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
The airport before you go.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
You enough to be in a lounge, you can have
a couple of bubbles spars in every no I know.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Also, this guy is in charge of the airport that
most often takes Brits to like Spain, yeah, Italy, and
you you can blame the Brits for this, but yeah,
there is something they're saying. And it's not just like
rowdy passengers. It's like actual physical assaults that are happening.
He's saying on a weekly basis and a lot of
the time on cabin crew.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah you're right though, Born it's those rowdy Brits heading
off to either Spain or a Beetha or something like that,
and then they're going they're taking it too far, getting
on in a big group.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, starting to brawl rowdy, rowdy, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I think they've the band bottles of you know, like
Judy Free on the.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Planes stopping from the Judy Free.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I don't think you're to start definitely frowned upon to
sup from the Judy three.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean consistent when the when the
stewardess has been a little bit slow.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Or light handed.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
He's saying that, like when they're flying to party destinations
like a Beetha, that the crew have taken to searching
bags of passengers four bottles of vodka because he's he's like,
those are the flights where that's happening the most. Yeah, wow, yeah,
start searching the bags on the way away, befa, you got.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
You looking for trouble, You'll find bloody find.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
It all right, plays fled Thorne and Haley.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It's the final ranging.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
We do this every Friday. We rank things.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Today it's Father's Day gifts because it's Father's Day on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Sort of the lotto ticket is a good one, classic dad.
We're going non specific dad gifts. If you're not just
going to abby, if your dad's got a hobby, then
you go for a.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
But this is when you don't general.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, like if your dad was into golf, you'd probably
get him some nice golf balls, right, I mean your fragrance.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Fragrance is great, but my mum kind of my mom
kind of sorts out my dad with there. I would
go for my dad. I'll do baking. I bake him
a bit of ginger crunch.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh you've never baked me ginger crunch, you know, father,
I love ginger crunch.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
You know it's my father, it's me top slice. I
know it's my dad's top slides.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
And when because I was like broke for years, I
would never be able to get my dad anything.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
So I would make him a really good ingredients that
he had paid for and put into his pantry.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
With money that I may have rung em earlier to say, hey,
can I brow a little bit of money?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
And then I would go by flower.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
But I'd put like nice crystalis ginger and I'm talking
like advance.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'm actually I don't like crystallized ginger. Yeah, I know,
what do you like?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Trash ginger?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
He likes.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I don't like bakery, crystallized gin you're powdered and my
ginger science. I don't want it's it's too it's too
much of a conference.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's too spicy. People that put it in the ice
get it out. I know I'm slices. So you're saying baking.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I'm saying baking is I don't know it's number It's
at least number two, if not number one.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Socks and andies like good socks. You girls, you know
not at all, but they need to be good socks.
What do you usually get?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Is there a thing?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
You've got some nerds. You've got some Star Wars nerds.
So a lot of tickets, great, a lot of ticket,
bottle of whiskey.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, nice.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I sometimes write my dad a poem because we've always
heard I know.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So that's sad. I don't be mad. I hope you're glad.
I am a very lucky girl to have a dad
like you. If I did not have you as my dad,
I don't know what I do. You know, stuff like
that is my kids.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
If I said I want a poem, which would be
a weird thing to say, that's just a I an.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now what can you.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
A dad?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
A dad poem? Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
And then everybody can use that save you're using GPS,
so budget from you, so lot of ticket, bottle of spirits.
But then if dad doesn't drink, yeah, you know, you
go chocky that he doesn't have to share.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
He's done a no obligation to share.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, what about if your dad's a corporate man like
my dad used to was a tie, I'll get him
a tie Espeish in the nineties, wacky tie. Yeah, you know,
wacky tie maybe, but Simpson.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Us, Oh my god, he doesn't even wear it because
he couldn't be taken seriously wearing a or a Cartman
T shirt from Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Respect.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Okay, I'm going to go number one poem. What Craig Sprowl,
You are the best?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
How lucky we all about? Craig Sprowl?

Speaker 7 (30:01):
You are my.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Dad, for the man who taught me how to shine?
On this day, I pause and reflect on a man
so grand with love, so direct. Dad, you've been my
guiding star, lending me close though I've wandered far, leading
me close. I want if I was a dad, I'd
want some kind of financial investment in my prison.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't want some shit.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I thought you're saying you wanted a financial investment as
a prison dad.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I bought you some stocks. I breath. It is thousand
units here and about it.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Okay, okay, I'm going to go number one poem yep,
number two, ginger crunch, number three, new barbecue tools.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh yeah, barbecue, especially new US they're heading into spring.
I'd go lotto ticket, booze, barbecue, tongs for baking, yeah, yep, Vaughn,
I'd go lotto ticket, block of his favorite chocolate that
he doesn't have to share, yep. Oh yeah, and a
bottle of booze. So just the things you want. Basically,

(30:56):
your family are listening right now. Uh huh, Winnaker's coconut.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Don't want to have to.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
More specific, Like, if your family's listening right now, you
can literally ask for anything you want.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, a nice bottle of whiskey, maybe a little bit
more than an usual budget. Yeah, maybe some Japanese Japanese whisky,
Japanese whiskey.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
And just to be left to.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Be left alone, fathers Atson tonight to be left alone,
so I might pirate the seas with my chum.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
So, guys, this is I'm not thumbing in a promo
here for myself. That's not what's happening here. But I
would like to just remind people.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Someone who about thumb and a promo would.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Say, absolutely not, but it's in relation to the story.
But yesterday it was announced that I am doing a
return season in Auckland from the third to the fifth
of October at Q Theater.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Book tickets at Q Theater dot co.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Do m Z Wait that sounded like thumbing and approce.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
No, no, no, no, what part of it was just naturally
how I speak? Okay, three nights only if you missed it,
this is your final chance to see Wild Flutters, my
Fred Award nominated show from Comedy Fest earlier in the
year in Auckland at Q Theater.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I saw it and you plumbreth only weeks ago and
I chuckled, and you saw it last.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Second time you saw it, I've once said it once
once was enough for me.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Well you can come to the return season by booking
a dub dot Q Theater in.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Take tickets from people who missed out.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, well there's three nights and it's a big theater,
so you know I've been I've been ambitious here.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
And I see it fill up.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
But also at twelve o'clock yesterday afternoon, I did actually
mention as well, I am coming to Dunedin finally on
the twelfth of October. You through ticketmaster dot.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Co to inset.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Okay, So for my show wild Flutters now there, I
announced it with the Big Down Socials yesterday all sorts.
I was on my reno page doing some announcements. It
was on my own page doing some announcements. And when
you do a show, I always say link and bio
for tickets, right, and you can have a link. But
now that I'm doing two shows, I had to put
in a second link, so one for Auckland tickets again

(33:01):
Q said in one for Dunedin ticket Master.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
And that wasn't me thumbing. I wasn't thumbing in.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
A promo, really thumbing in a primo here, not at all.
I felt just a ramming No, I don't. This is
happen all the time I round ef we're chatting. I'm
always chucking in full websites and full lengths for you
to go, yeah, if you want to see something.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Anyway, when I went to my.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Instagram bio to add in the second link, and I
ran out of numbers, like I ran out of characters
that I could put on my bio because it was
too long now. It used to be comedian actor and
marching Girl. Then I had to put in Taskmaster New
Zealand season five because that's, you know, happening at the moment.
You can catch that on TV and Z Plus and

(33:44):
catch up next week the episodes nine and ten.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
That kind of sounds on TV Tuesday and Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
You've got and you pulled it open.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I didn't do that at all, corner your no, I'm
just slips.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Then I had to mention and relate into the story
that I'm on task Master and it is Tuesdays and Wednesday,
seven city.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
On tit How are you fitting all of this into
the instagram by so much.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Into this promo?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
So then it used to say after that comedian actor,
march and girl Taskmaster news on season five, hear me
at f v h cdm ye follow my reno at
mill Cottage reno and you can follow my renovation page
at Male Cottage.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I'm just doing a renovation of my house at the moment.
You can follow her on Instagram almost like we're working
with Simona Anderson. Here.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Where is the hashtag ut, hashtag gifted hashtag and hashtag nonspomp? Anyway,
because I had to put in the seasons for Auckland
and Dunedin and then the links. I did have to
make some cuts to the bio.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Because you haven't acted for so long and you haven't
marched in a while.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, you've retired from March. Did you get rid of those?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
No comedian actor and marching girls still there? And then
Taskmas and New Zealand season five, because that's a.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Big that's a big moment this time next week.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Yeah, well, I'll probably keep but up for a year
or so to the next Taskmaster cast.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
You've cut us off the shot of cut from your bio. Wow,
your cuss you've actually been cut well. Vorn and I
decided we would make some changes to the I v H.
Zid In bio if you just go to that now
what has he? Oh my god? Is literally Hailey Radio.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Okay New Zealand Flag New Zealand Radio show live on
zidymun Line six to nine am, voice by Flitch in
Zid and Vorn anonymous and no one else's angry face.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Two complaint this game? How dare you cut me from
the zid in bio?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Put me back in the bio? But I don't have
room Back in the day, we used to call this
a Mexican standoff. Now I wouldn't call it that. Now
that's inappropriate. Just call it you're a standoff? Are you
about to say that?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I'll call it a threesome standoff? Three standoff. We can't.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I can't believe I've been cut from the fo h
cut the marching and the actor. No, but that's very
I mean, it's it's a cool comedian actor marching.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Marching is not like, it's not you.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You do it and you like it.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
But I wouldn't say it's going to really pull in.
It's not going to fall in the follow her on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
So how long is this stung up until I put
you back in my bio? Well that's going to be
until November.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
So why don't you get one of those link link
things that people have links links all the different things.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, you link tree.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
You've got to set up the thing at the other end,
and then you've got to join only fans as well.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
So absolutely, am I going to make a bit of
money because I'm not. Because if I've only got two
links in my link tree and one shame, So I'm
going to try one of them. Is your only fans. Yeah,
it's not good. Yeah, and only one of them is
making you any money. And it's not only I wouldn't
make money on only fans. Born.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
You can make a little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Have hot feet. I've got good feet. You make a
little bit long, but not too long in the toe size.
Not Harry Slim rash rash on the feet, only the
face today.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Play play an Australian influencer Riley Hempson. She's got into running.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, she's got into doing it on Instagram as well
at the moment, getting into running.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
And that's kind of her thing.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
And then she has dredged up the beep test and
it has kind of kicked off this thing online where
Australians and now kiwis are remembering the horror that was
the beep test at school because everybody, everybody had to
do it.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I think the last one I did I would have
been fourteen or fifteen, and then after that I stopped
going to peep.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I did it here it were there's a pit of
black tape yep still that's never come off tile.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
That was from marking out twenty minutes with the beep test.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
So you run and go back, and then when you
hear the beep, you go again right, and you're just
trying to.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
You get two chances to make it up, to make
it up before you're don't find the audio of like
the O G beep test.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I hear the yeah, so I found stage fitness test
will start in five seconds. That's not it for the
one that we had didn't have that thick, aussy accent.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
No, then to bleep test to the A one.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Maybe it's the same beep so it's the same beats,
but I like that same that I remember the voice.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
It was like, wasn't it like a level too?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yes? Yes, in five seconds, all these Australians revoicing the
beat test.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
It was like almost pre Surry automated, like this start
level one one.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
No, it was.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
It was it was a robotic, like an overall it
was like an over voice. That test well begin in
five seconds.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
It was horrible though, Like I don't think anybody ever
looked forward, did they.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
He was the worst part of school for me. I
used to always lie. I mean, I was lucky to
have a uterus because you just lie, oh yeah, going
swimming and I feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I went to lied and said I had a knee injury,
and then I had to go and get an X
ray and it didn't hurt at all, and then he
ended up on crutches for two weeks. So that was
a waste of time. I mister March in competition and everything,
it was like terrible.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, it was the worst. Swimming was the worst part
of But the fact was he had changed. And yeah,
because didn't you have a bad experience at swimming?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, the girl called me chubby. I've never forgotten.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It wasn't like chubby either. It was like they you
aren't chubby. Yeah, but now I'm just fat, so all
of old. Yeah, have you followed her up on Facebook?
Because there you bet?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, good tonight.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well then I think this is a question we need
to ask, like how, like what was the worst thing
about school?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Obviously high school, primary school, both well both yeah, yeah,
like speeches. I loved it, loved it. Yeah, I hated them,
no problem when every every year of course. Yeah, I
was big into it. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
It was the beginning of my stand up comedy career,
before I even knew that that's what I was doing.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, yeah, so I didn't I hitting the same content
you are now steting up in fourth form. You guys
want to hear about my va joina. No no no no, no, no,
no no no. We're a tower rooms, am I right?
Get in there? Okay, okay, past, but just get off

(40:55):
the stage. Okay. Well, maybe it was the beep tiss.
Maybe it was swimming.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
They're still in the beep test, by the way, school
teach year seven and eight students run the beep test
every week.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
They love it every week every no it was like
once a two, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
And you marked?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
That was how you got your How much it improves has.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Gone a lot worse since we left school, you know,
probably a good idea. Okay, kids have to put down
their vape to do the beep test.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I'm just going to have a herd on a blueberry.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Let's do this thing. Okay, I wait a hundred darns
anymon's and give us a call. You can text her
in nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Primary and or high school, what was the worst thing
about school? We want to know what was the worst
part of school? Because everyone's been drudging up the beep
test now horrible Apparently they're still doing the beep test
at some schools.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
But then some teachers student teacher that text and saying
they're they're not because it puts kids off pe.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Because it's the worst thing. So YEAHU suck it up,
give it a black like who kids?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
And that's coming from people. It comes from a solid
level four guy that.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Level.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah. Yeah, but someone always pushed it too hard and
had a spewey did anyone ever have We never had
any spilleyes nod a couple of solid Johnnies after the
just pushing it. You just never wanted to be the
first to drop out. Yeah, you just needed to hang
on long enough to be in the middle.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, yeah, totally somebody.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
These two messages are literally stacked on top of each
other on the text machine.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
The worst thing about school was the teachers. The one
literally about that. The worst thing about school is the kids.
I'm a teacher from a teacher, from a teacher.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, someone said, I'm a year seven eight teacher. Tell
me what you've just planned my lesson for the day.
I'm just going to make them.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Becky, what was the worst thing about school?

Speaker 9 (42:52):
It was definitely gym class and trying to do the
rope climb with my little sparrow arm.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Oh that was crazy, ain't that rope?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
But did you say.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Sparrow arms.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
No muscles at the age of eleven.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
That's where you've gone wrong. Sparrows are got wings, the
little legs.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
It is wild that they were like, yeah, asking like
eleven year olds to climb to the top of like
the whole roof.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
And I'm sure the girls.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
As a reformed Catholic girl, yes, and that you slammer
it amazing that the Catholics, Catholic girls were allowed to
climb those ropes.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Pregnant, But anyway, Vicky, thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Some more messages, someone saying speeches and pe with a
single two worst parts. Somebody else said they're a teacher
and whenever the speeches coming up, a kid just.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Took three weeks off, fair enough to avoid. But a
glance you reckon. Yeah from home?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I did the speech at home. Mom loved it. Yeah,
she loved it. She laughed, man, she laughed. Mama's big fan.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
The worst thing about our primary school was they wouldn't
let you go and plan unless you're eating your sandwiches
and fruit.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Cool, and if you didn't have a hat you had
to sit under the side.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah. Someone said, oh, the worst thing about school was
my my lunch got stolen those days, stealing your lunch,
you're bullied, Yeah, mufty day.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
It was the worst.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
It was really. I saw that as an opportunity to
express myself. Yeah, but you probably had man you pretty
had nice.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You were allowed to wear a Marilyn Manson shirt whatever
you wanted to a religious high school.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, I was expressing myself.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
See the worst part about school is the pressure to
have a cool roxy pencil case. Oh my God, made
out of neoprene.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yes, yep, beautiful or rep curl ripkolor billo bong for
boys girls.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, yeah, I love this text. I'm a ganger.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Hated getting burnt to a cross on sports day and
the non sun smart nineteen seventies wearing teeny Eddy dask toweling.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Shorts towering, not good for a run. No, that's chafe
on those about toweling shorts. Nope, I don't. I don't
eveything towling belongs in any formal clothing hat included.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, unless it is a towel like a hooded towel
is the only thing.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
The worst thing about college was not having the game
to hit on the hot student teachers. We had game.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I don't know that that may have been reciprocated for
their career longevity.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah. The worst thing about school was everybody else had
boyfriends and girlfriends and I did it through the whole thing.
Oh what about you now, late bloomer, Maybe just a
late bloom late bloomer.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I was six foot three at thirteen years old, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I was a.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
A tall, religious white kid growing up in a short
brown athletic.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Town Rhymes.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
School, and I was that that you'd really be a
beacon there in your tall white you would beacon of
non sportsness.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Speeches are the worst for me.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I always cried and had to do my speech at
the back of the classroom so no one was looking
at me.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Our worst part was my mum was everyone's favorite dean
with the parents working at the school, and I think
people liked her.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
More than they like me.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Someone just said history, It is pretty depressive. You don't
the really good things about history. A lot of war, yeah,
a lot of concentration.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Of racism.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Having a small liter on your head in primary school ways,
sitting on the mat. You're too scared to itch in
case the person behind you says that you've got nets,
remember nets?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yes, jump Rope for Heart was the worst jumper of
the heart was great because at the same time, every
other primary school kid was out on the tennis court
and bare feet, whipping their toes with.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Those hard, hard skipping ropes you were given. Yeah, someone said.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Someone said, there were year seven and eight teacher now
and the kids asked for the beep test and then
they said, not as bad as the block run Hailey
at Queen Margaret's. We had to run around the block,
past the American Embassy and run around this block and stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I just sit down, have a sit down, Have a
sit down.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Someone said, when Harold the Draft would come, because everybody
else would want to answer us questions, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
So it always meant Harold the Draft, asked me.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And I.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Was scared of Harold the Draft. He is pretty scared.
We do know Harold the Draft. Harold he's a good
friend of ours, personal friend of ours.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Jump jam, someone said, was the worst part about school,
And then someone said, how good.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Was jump jam? Yeah, we've been mixed mixed response. There,
I was a bee cut.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
By the time I was ten or eleven, I got
teased relentlessly by the intermediate boys.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Hurly bloomer ll just know that all the girls.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Wanted to be you while I was shoving tissues and
a bra that I stole from Jamie Eglinton.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
What was m j Eglinton had boobies?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Did she?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
And so I went to a house once and I
stole her bra.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
She stole a bra, and then I went home and
I stuffed it with tissues and suddenly, so I from
one day having like a flat mosquito bite chest to
the next day having his whopping boobs and.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
What it will say.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
I remember Jamie being like, you wearing my bra, and
I was like, no, I'm just wearing my own bra.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Don't be jealous.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
That light and I can take them off whenever I want.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Coming back to me, I had a once in a
lifetime opportunity this week, and I grasped it by the
horns and away. Yeah. I was asked already, and Energy
asked me if I would like to go to Anchor Island,
and I had not heard of Anchor Island previously.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Previously on Vorn mentioned.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
There is a blank screen previously on board, which is
pretty much everything I'm previously on worn as the computers,
like charging up but overheating at the same time. But
it is a cuckapool island. The island is printed a
free nothing, no rats, no mice, no stoats.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
How do they keep it?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Like they never got they never had never they never
got there because they never so remote, right, Like it's
it's the bottom if you look at a map of
New Zealand, it's the bottom left, the bottom left.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
But what if a bird, eight a mouse, grabbed a mouse,
a rat or whatever, flew to the island and it
was like, I don't want this mouse.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
And let it go.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
But they wouldn't be able to breed because there's no
other mouse.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
It would just die. It would just die unless it
was no at least it was pregnant. Pregnant.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
And you know what, I learned a lot about predators. Yeah,
stoats number one bad guys. Yes, Remember how how the
millions we spent killing that one stoat? Yes, yeah, money
well spent. Because if you meet these birds, when we
lose them, we're not.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Getting them back.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
No, they're gone, So stop dress.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
By the time stoats leave like their little burrow, they
are often pregnant to their brothers.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, I know you brother, brother.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Not doing that.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It's so not cool. But there wasn't.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
And I got to meet one of two hundred and
forty seven cockapool that are alive.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
They're real cute and green.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Dude, like, wow, I never heard them called moss chickens before,
because that's the taste delicto. Well you ask a stoat,
but don't you. Well, there must be, because yeah, that's
they were. They were endangered and it needs to be everywhere.
Who ate them stoats cats, locals, locals, Yeah they were,

(50:39):
they were a food source. But yeah, and so I
got to meet one and it was amazing and that
island's amazing and just there was phenomenal Wow, emotional.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, a waliwopter I love, I love wallywopters.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah, it's so important doing that stuff that I've been
so amazed by the work that Doc does recently. And
the more you learn, the more you're like, holy moldy,
like it's actually incredible.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I met a lot of most of the people working
gen ZS. Sorry, I know that's your automatic response. Sorry
it was knee jerk.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, I didn't hear any that dumb lingo that they're
always piddling, not like this has Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
We got the Sigma bird.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
None of it hard working. But wait, they can't go
to dock hunts in this No wi fi.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
It was wi fi. It was wi Fi.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
They were using it for things like their master's degree.
Oh wow, not tik tok dancers. Does this does this
sort of instill a bit of hope?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I think the future? This hope for future generations?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Wow, not only future generations of humans, but also thanks
to their hard work the cucka pool.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
When are we going to see?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
It's so much video to edit a lot, a lot.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Saying that we really struggled without you.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I use the long drop?

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Oh yeah, how was ploppy plops?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
But the worst And this is again will It gets
me every time when you're going for a long drop
and the nighttime and you were in your head torch
and you're a guy, and you stand to we and
you lock down, and it's the only time you see
the entire contents of a long drop head because the
head tilts because you've got to make sure that your
urine is going down the hole and you just like
you see.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
And it's just full of blokets.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, have you never used the lunch no.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Radio ideae out long drop each one of them play.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Play.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Now we want to talk about Lana del Ray. You're
a big fan flip you love especially her early stuff. Yeah,
that was original. You know it needs a bit more guitar.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
No, people love Landa del Ray, got a lot of fans,
got a big fan base.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
But the thing that is interesting about Landa at the
moment is her dating life, because she's currently dating someone
whose job title is alligated tour guide. Like what a
job title it's great to or is he doing it
in like the Louisia, Louisiana one of these and.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
You go on those swamp boats. I would ever do that?
Oh my god, amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
You take you through the marshes and the swamps and
they know where all the gators are.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
His name is Jeremy Dulfreen. He's totally got one of those.
He'll have one of them Cajun accents, Yeah, she said.
I think she they met back in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
She went on an alligator tour that was given bard
Dulfrein and then that was it.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Basically they fell enough of dating.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
And she said to her, it is loving that like
the big you know, singer and celebrity is dating an
alligator tour guy.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
I'm here in the beard and he's really tall, I think,
so letting me know that's my type, massive, long hair beer.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, and can drive a swamp boat and the alligators.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Are those are my requirements when it comes to a lover.
Must drive swamp boat. No, but you've already met him
handed because here's a photo of you and him. You're
a prep porn. This is a leathery snapping turtle, leathery old.
I'm getting botox.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
You've been the botox we're after You've done nothing but
age show me.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah, and I can really see it in your forehead
like that. You're angry at me. Now I look forward
to the dam not quite being able to work. Let's expect.
How's Hailey today? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
This is I think we've just had a little laugh
about maybe getting some calls in of are you dating
someone with a really weird job title? Because I've always
longed for an odd job title that's like hand filing
must who's part?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
What?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I can't think, do you want people to call if
they're dating something? But you can't even think of an example.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Can't think of an example? That alligator tour guide is
a great example. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
You don't ring up and be like, my boyfriend's a
real estate agent. How embarrassing. How about oil ragged pastry chef?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeaher? Do they have piserie? Yea dude, it's the oil
and gas submarine painter. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
It's so hard because it's hard for the paint to
stick while they're underwater.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
To get waterproof, you've got to get the right primer.
Maybe that's your husband.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
This is what we want to know. And Hailey put
my microphone on silencing woman. They're telling you a woman
and this it continues.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
This is absolutely outrageous behavior from you turned your own
mic off there.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
But never mind, how do you uh?

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Now we're talking about the fact that Lana del Ray
is currently dating and by the way, the picture that
I saw that was a ten out of ten Hailey
Spraw not him. Okay, this guy is not really my
type two each their i's that's putting it nicely. But
he is an alligator to guard and we think that
it is a very funny job title. So we want
to know if you're dating someone that has an unusual, odd,

(56:25):
funny job title.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Jess is called up. Jess, what is your partner's job title?

Speaker 9 (56:32):
H yeah, so it's a milk extraction technician?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, milk abstraction technician. Just splashing up your job title.
So what's the technician part?

Speaker 9 (56:45):
I was just.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Puller if you wanted to dumb it down.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
So yeah, right, if you were on a date and
you said, oh, I'm actually a milk extraction technician, you'd
be like, okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Money and six figures. It would be more impressive if
he was extracting the milk from almonds. Yeah, that's hard.
It's harder, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
The unruly almonds them in the shed and come on.
Hard to attach the cumps years microscopic nipples. It's really
a hard job.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Cindy, what did your heart? What was your husband's job title?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
He was a master boner, a butcher boner?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Was he a butcher? He worked to the meat works? Gotcha?

Speaker 9 (57:35):
He worked in the meat works, so you know he
stripped the flesh off of bones. But that title is
Master Boner.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Master Boner, it's even better in your ac it sounds
great accent.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Man, I'm a master What about what about when he
got home, Sindy?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Was he a master bonner?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
With friends?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Sorry, certainly, just.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Sorry, making houses, love making. She's still marry, she's still
turned down another woman. Insane behavior from just putting something
on whole so she doesn't have to listen to Baughn's vulgarity.
The Master Boner, it's some messages in. My dad is
a wind turbine service technician.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
That's so cool. That's the big I saw a video
of a guy and he tossed the ball up into
one and it went and it was like, I saw
that video. It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
They're not gonna want to know.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I don't think they're gonna want to show chucking balls
into turbines.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Laurie, good morning, Good morning, your husband. What's his job title?

Speaker 9 (58:46):
So his job title is that he is a penetration.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah, I'll always give it the nue most nights, Master
bon So we do apologize for the vulgarity on the show.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
What is that job?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (59:06):
So he works in it and he is basically a hacker,
so effectively attempt to penetrate like security breaches and it
world stuff all about.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
Oh no, you know when you get like something got hacked, like,
they're attempting to mitigate that from being able to happen.
So the companies hire them to do that first before
things get related to the publicly.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
He is just an it, but penetration tester is way better,
way better. Does he put that on the form when
he goes into a country like job title penetration tester
or does he just it?

Speaker 9 (59:52):
They tend to put security engineer.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
That sounds really cool. You don't even just make up
jobs on when you arrive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Okay, no, Haley, you've got to stop making up jobs
because customers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Don't like that my doctor penetration.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah, they're not asking what kind of doctor doctor by day,
model by night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
That's what I'm saying next time. Okay, Laurie, thank you
some more messages that what are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Look in your face and be like, oh, yeah, they
never do that, that you're not a doctor, Know that
I'm not a model.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
They wouldn't do that because I'd look at me and
be like, of course obviously years obviously despite the face
before the accident. Yeah, before the accident. Child model.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
You're a child model, maybe an aged yea. My partner's
title is workshop. Was that he builds all the wooden
parts of playgrounds. Oh my god, that's a cool job.
That's a cool job. Somebody else said, no, Dad said,
you're not allow to throw the wind football into the
wind turbine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
You're not my real dad. Tell me what to do
about a Swiss ball. They're soft.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
It's certainly not encouraging people to throw balls into There
must be something to do to be deacon mission Swiss.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Let's got a party. They've got heaps of them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Let's let's get that happening. My partner is a geopetrological analysis.
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
So it's made up as what that is?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I reckon. They're a frakker okay, geo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Geo tells me rocks Petrological tells me in the in
the area of petrol rock cast and a position of
and sounds like they're causing the earthquakes. Yeah, five g
that's making me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Making me all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
When I got married, the venue had a director of romance.
She was in charge of all the wedding stuff. A
total and organized I worked in a construction company. There
was a guy whose job was a direction specialist, and
it said after somehow scaffolding and penetration technician need to
all get together all the time. At the time, Mason,

(01:02:04):
a penetration technician and a.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
And a erection direction specialist walking to a bar. I mean,
that's the start of a great joke. I can't finish it.
I'm not really a real comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Somebody say it because you're a model, because I'm a model.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yeah, by night. No, I gotta I gotta go go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I'm doing it again.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
What a penetration technician, a master boner, and an erection
specialist walking to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
A bar and the bartender says, which one are you?
Is having the stiff drink?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Oh boy?

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Plays flet Thorne and Hailey in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Do do do do?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
What are cats celebrations?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Did you guys do throughout the week?

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Let's know you're on your own. I've got one, but
I wanted to just it was harder than anticipating. You
should I know you did that on purpose, right, It
was almost right up there with calendar week for us. Actually,
I think you should have just left.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Mean we're not cat celebrations. Well, to round off the week,
I thought we could touch on National hair Ball of
Wedness Day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Okay, that's great, we don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
A celebration of cats falls on the last Friday in
April every year, and here you were semester thinking what
a fool, I've missed it. Well, marketing your calendars now
for the last Friday in April twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Are you looking in April?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
What will it be? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
What are you not? You're not looking at your calendar?

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I just want on Instagram?

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
So I'm in the middle of talking and you've just
on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You know, I'm enjoying it. I was just having and
just doing two things at once.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Okay, cool, because the two things could have been listening
and also partaking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Oh man, right, Raily is funny as not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Railary time now, although rail ere is. So I'm with
you now, yeah, okay, cool, thank you. It's an awareness
that it's a day to make sure your cat is
not in pain from hairballs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
This is the worst that they were.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
The weird part about it. Someone kick started this. Cat
food companies kick started that. Because you need you can
buy the cat food that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah bulls.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Well it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
And there has been proof that they found very ancient
cat remains with hair balls, so that been choking on
those things since day Dark really doesn't get them. It's
so weird.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
He's vomited once in his life in our house and
he doesn't get them. Sure he cared, I guess not much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Got a long ginger puss at home and he doesn't
do Sorry some wind either, Yeah right, but then you
hear it some people and their cats comes from that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Well that wraps up gout at lackluster week. I might
touch one more, just one more thing about hair boys
really have no time. Egyptians used to keep them because
you know how they love the cat. Yeah, they keep
them as little trinkets. Oh yeah, you don't know how Egyptians. Hey, hey,
whoa wold, don't shame a whole nation.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
You said.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Egyptians.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Also, the pyramids are tiny right next to the We're
just going to get a boot into Egypt.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
They just walk like normal people. Yeah, I know, they
got to sign about how.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
They walk left foot, right foot, just like their opposite
arms and leaves normal.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah, today's fact of those national cat him aller Wednesday
is the last Friday and April market calendars.

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It's the beautiful, the wonderful, the Effeindward.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Thank you very much. The crown here as well, resplendent
Hailey Sprown. That was a lovely Well.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
We've got the number two cancer influencer from New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Absolutely here to push deffid all day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Before we talk about this, I want to ask you
a personal question because you and I are about to
go on tour together with Sunday's Live.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Are you thumbing in anothers?

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
You can google it for tickets, but last time we
went on tour, Die, you were the driver of the van.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Well, that's the downside of being the sober person is
often drive, and I pride myself on the driver.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
I've got to say, I've been on a few of
these tours with you guys, and Die drives fantastically.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
You've got an erratic nature at a high energy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Had imagine you're a loose cannon behind.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
The deeply focused, deeply focused, a nice pep though, a
good pep, a good energy, but confidence. Whereas sometimes, and
I'll name in shame, when Paul Ego drives, it's slow.
He drives as slow as Vaughn does in the fast lane.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Yeah, Whenever I imagine Vaughn driving, even on a motorway,
I imagine him in a John Deeres situation, constantly half
in one lane, half on the verge with his arm out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Vaughn drove me in such a bloody hurry, mate, go
around me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Vaughn drove me to work this morning, and the amount
of people overtaking us on the left was truly embarrass
I reclined the seatback.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
It was shameful. So I'm hoping you're going to do
the majority of the drag, I am.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I put my hand up for that. I like being
in the front, even if you're in a high ace
situation where you're way too close to the road in
front and you've got a stick shift gear. Believe her,
I love it. It's honest. It's honest work.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Now we are here, of course for Deafital Day, raising
money for the Cancer Society. Something that cancer has been
a huge part of your life for the last three
of the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Last four and a half years, and in fact, this
year has been probably the most challenging the time I've
spent most time in treatment. I did three months of chemo.
Then I sort of had a tumor pop up that
closed an airway that collapsed a bit of a lung.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
So I sort of had an airway collapse, yeah, I know,
and a lung collapse.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah, So I had radiation on that, and then I'm
in a few weeks break getting better from that, and
then I'll hit some more chemo towards the end of
the year. So I'll spend a lot of this year
in treatment. And it makes you realize how important support
networks are and places like the Cancer Society are so important,
because whether it be from therapy not just for the patient,

(01:10:14):
but for their partner who's dealing with all this emotional stress,
let alone having a financial stress of cancer. So when
you're donating, that money is going to the Cancer Society,
and it's helping patients with actual tangible things, especially if
they're coming from outside of Auckland and need treatment. I mean,

(01:10:36):
everything's so expensive these days, and cancer is affecting a
lot of younger people. Now I've got bow cancer, right,
it's considering an older person's cancer. The only people I'm
meeting are in their forties, in their thirties, and it
doesn't discriminate. I met a marathon runner who's been basically

(01:10:59):
vegan whole life juice in their face off. They have
bowel cancer. It's not just a lifestyle disease for people
who are punch and dance. And Edenburger's maybe lay off there, Yeah, yeah,
maybe he's off the days.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Because when we we've been saying a lot, you know,
one and three people will be affected by cancer in
some way, did you ever imagine that that would be
that you would be the direct receiver of that experience.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
No, So, my I don't have any family history of cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
See that's in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
My only brush with cancer was when I was very young.
My mom's best friend had melanoma and she passed away.
But I have not had it in family history. I
was so scared of getting cancer I couldn't watch TV.
I've never seen the first season of Breaking Bad because

(01:11:53):
the career storyline it freaked me out too much. Yeah,
so I got in the second season. I was just
mortally scared. Is it worth watching? Doesn't someone else?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
There's a whole bathtub incident. It's some acid and it's
a great season, great way to come off.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
But I'll come back for a Breaking Bad interview in
a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
We'll do a full season review.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
But it is such a scary thing, and now it
has been demystified for me and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Also demystified for a lot of people in thanks to
people like yourself who are talking openly about it. I
know you chose, you know, you were going through it
quite privately for a while before coming out. But now
you're very candid about it and how you discovered it,
and you're being very honest about.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
It and even what chemotherapy is. And I mean, I
made a three part docco that's coming out in a
month or so. And that's about it's sort of demystifying
all this stuff around cancer. It's about living positively through adversity.
And I've been able to do that because, like the
Cancer Society has been a huge support network. It's not

(01:12:58):
just the services that they provide. This staff for amazing.
I've also outside of the can Society, people nurses are amazing.
The love I have been shown and the respect I've
been shown by people in the health industry has blown
me away. So there are so many awesome New Zealanders
out there, and to support something like the Cancer Society

(01:13:20):
is so important.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Well that that is why we hear the ANZ donation station.
If you can, you can take the word support to
two O sex. That makes an work phone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, I've been doing it on the work phone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
It again on the work boy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Sorry, we've been all donating on the work on the
work phones.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
I've been doing it on my work phone. Then I
found out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I'm like, yeah, well, take the word support to two
O sex.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
That makes an instant three dollars donation. We'll come back
with Diane. We next we're going to kick off Freddy Jams.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Play donation station on city.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Somebody pulls that wrong, didn't they?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
At the in the donation station, this dap ad all
day and die Henwood is with us. We're going to
kick off front of jams now a little early, and
every guessed at the donation station today gets to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
A song what have you Chosen to Die?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
This is quite a song that's close to my heart,
so true by the Black Seeds. I grew up with
a wonderful Barnaby Ware. He played this at our wedding,
and did you marry barn to be with? That's yeah.
We really went for a multi purpose situation.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Gay We're here with gay icon dieingwar, so he played it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Then we thought we'd segue into dirty dancing, right gorgeous,
and we learned every step, step for step for dirty dancing.
We did a full sixteen week dance course. So here's
where it went a bit of line. We did the
lift right, yeah, so gravity and dresses. When you're doing

(01:14:59):
the lift, they sort of fall down and a full
dress can become a boob choob very quickly, so we
had to have a dress holder. Oh wow, okay, so
what I thought I'd done the lift by myself, but
then when I actually did it. I needed about five
people to run in and get the dress, and get

(01:15:20):
the dress and balance the wife and I definitely didn't
look like Patrick's. I looked more like an awkward baggage.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Handler plays fledg Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
We'll die Heindward and we are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
At the A and Z donation station and thanks to
A n Z we have raised currently just over seventy
five thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Dollars total new total started. Thank you so much for
your support.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Are you can text the wed support to toy sex
that makes an instant three dollar donation.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Die Henward is with us now.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
I know, and I'll never listen to that song the
same again with that imagining you're doing a really sort
of awkward lift.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Yeah, I'm an awkward dance. You are an awkward dancer.
But then that in its own way works perfectly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
We were mentioning before all this that you know you're
going through your own cancer journey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
You've you've written a book, you've been very public about.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Is what the end of last year was was. Because
once I've done a sort of public interview about it,
I'd realized how it had really hit with people that
were going through it, just sharing my story and so forth,
and it has been so amazing, and itself is quite
taxing to do while you're going through a lot of
treatment because people come up and share their story and

(01:16:39):
I want to help people, and then it's like you
kind of take that on. I need to go and
hide away a bit. But the beauty about it is
I've just met so many amazing people, and it's so
easy to get sucked into all the horrific things that
are going on around the world, and then when I'm
actually meeting people who are sharing stories, sharing love, it

(01:16:59):
is so wonderful. So there are so many awesome Kiwis
out there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
But this is what I want to ask you, because
I'm lucky enough for I get to work with you
on seven days, and you know, I see you around
and you're always so positive. And the die that New
Zealand has seen on TV before cancer and the die
that we see on TV after cancer or during cancer
is not dissimilar.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
You bring all your energy and your joy and your mt.
You work so hard. How the hell are you doing
that die when you are.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Going through You could just be at home crying well exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
You could be in a puddle.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
So my baseline of happiness is quite high. And happiness
and unhappiness happen in two different parts in your brain,
so it's not a zero sum game. It's not like
I'm unhappy, so I've got no happiness. Yeah, you can
be unhappy and happy at the same time, and then
once my unhappiness sort of silence away. I have a

(01:17:53):
general happiness, but it is hard and people who when
the stoko comes out all it's very I leave everything
out there and you see a side of me that
you might not have seen. I'd still cry a lot
as shed tears a lot because it's such a hard
thing to go through, and that's where the support network

(01:18:16):
comes in, and that's what keeps me happy. Friends, family,
places like the Cancer Society who can take a little
bit of the burden off this very heavy diagnosis. So
I'm blessed to have not really struggled with mental illness
or anything pre cancer, because adding that into the mix

(01:18:39):
would make it very hard to stay positive. But I
just find I'm a chin up type of person and
being out and being friendly and telling jokes and being
on stage, that's where I forget I have cancer and
just have a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Or you're like us, you've got a silly job, you know,
like a silly fun job.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Having a silly job's a good idea, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, we just sort of talk around a bit and
hang out having a boring job.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Will you make any job silly?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Can't you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Oh? No, probably not. You don't want a wacky policeman
trying to arrest. Sorry not the common curros to anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
That's a that's a delicious Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
That's the comments.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
I just think you're amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Die like you you're you know, I know I'd probably
hear it a lot, and it feels a bit tacky
to say, but you're an incredible inspiration to people that
are going through the same journey.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
And yeah, so great's why he's New Zealand's number two.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Exactly. With a better work, I can get up to
number one, number one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah. Well, we broad casting at the A n Z
donation station. As you mentioned, Die, the Cancer Society do
an incredible job. So if you can donate now, text
the word support to too Sex to make an instant
three dollar donation. Or if you see people out today,
what you give them? What you can Georgia continues the
A and Z donation station. Next, we're live streaming as

(01:20:07):
well at siedem online. We'll be back later this afternoon
as well with Brian Clint and so many guests and
live performances are coming up here on zidem.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Thanks, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
If you like today's podcast, tell your friends you could
send them the link, And if.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
You don't have any friends, just pretend you did. Yeah great,
and rate and review and maybe get out there and
try to make some friends. Sid m's fletch Vaughnon Hailey

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