September 3, 2024 • 4 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's awkward altercation at the gym
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Plead Haley's little bit of pod Treat yourself to mcassae
coffee with my maker's rewards.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now you said
that the gem. I was leaving and there was a
guy next to me. He was leaving at the same time,
and I noticed he was going up.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, no, he was. He was.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
He was one of these office workers doing gym on
the lunch.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Break and you're gonna be sweaty.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Though I always see them. They're always like yeah, because
people hang their shirts up on the communal kind of
you know, and it's just like getting into a suit
after the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's so hot in the shower.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Anyway, he had like put his shirt on and his tie,
but he had put his tie over the top of
his collar and I was like, oh, no, he's not
going to see it. It's right at the back. I'm like,
shall I say something? And I don't know, this guy
don't care.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I always do.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And then I was like, because then I remember you
always say you tell people, And I was like, you
know what, I'm just going to say, Hey, man, just
got to fix You've just got to fix your tie up.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's just easy and you'll yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So I say this, and then he is like he's
opening the door to leave the changing rooms, and he
just stops in the doorway and just kind of like
puts his nick like just and his head up towards
me as if like I'm going to fix it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It sounds it sounds like good cutie thing that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It sounds like what a husband and wife does, or
like the start of one.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Of your let me get your tie and then you
It was I.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Had like an armful of stuff, so with one kind
of hand, I was like, oh, okay, and then I
was like.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Trying to thumb it up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, yeah, like and then it was kind of not
right a bit more.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You had to go all the way around like it
was taking by the stage like tam Thick. And I
was like, this is so fucking awkward. You're just doing yourself.
Just do it yourself. I've just told you, say thank
you and then do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Man, like I'm not your your your wife for you.
But it was just I don't know, it was awkward.
And so now I'm not going to tell people you
have to a skirt hanging.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Out of a door. No, you into a shirt or
a time, because I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Tell people now, a ball, a ball hanging at her,
A tit come out the side.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, oh god, hold, you might want to take your
tip back. You've got to tell her. Oh my god,
it's awful when you look down in half your tips out.
I mean it's awful. Yeah, I do it all the time.
I'll you know, ma, I'll yeah. A woman got out.
I was at a home weir store and the woman
got out of this no it was like a little
(02:36):
vintage place, vantage store, a little vintage got it, a
little vintage store into it, and she got out of
the car. And I just looked at it and I said,
oh my god, I love your dressy look amazing. She said,
thanks so much. I said, does that lame? She said yeah.
I said, oh I love it. She said, oh, they're
doing linen this season. I said, oh my god, because
the silk so unwearable. Yeah, I find that as well
in the seasons like that. And I said, I looked
at that dresses absolutely gordeous. Look thanks. And Er was
(02:58):
there and she was he was like, do you know her?
I was like, I've seen you do this. You walk
up to someone and you're like, oh, where are your
earrings from?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Where She was just like yeah, she's like old past
goes though, Yeah, I know, I know there was a
new past goes. No, just like I got them years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I must think you're flirting, though, because when you about
the earrings, I thought she thought you wanted to like, no.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Do you think I don't know? It was a bit ye,
because in the end they were cheap earrings. This woman
has brought an eight hundred dollars dress, said where are
they're from? Yeah? I know? No, Yeah, I do it
so often or like women and sharps and they come
out in the changing room and I'm like, oh my god,
you look incredible. You must buy. You simply must buy.
Are you sure? Oh my god, you're azer. And I'll
(03:46):
do it with people. You've got something in your teeth
or your dresses, tucked your cardigan back to front, I'll tuck.
I'll just go behind people and tuck their tags and
slip my fingers down. This fine. Is it too much?
But that's a bit march just far strangely, you're good, look,
good luck on your day. You like like a idiot.
Good The rest of us do too.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're all out here struggling and looking like fucking Mingers.
When it's a hot person, you're like, good, lipstick on
the teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good. What do you say?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hear of it?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You've got lipstick on your teeth. That's what you do.
You're piste good like other people's teeth. I go up,
I licked my thumb, and I just rubbed their teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I like it or not. The ZiT M Podcast Network
The ZiT M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Plead Haley's little bit of pod Treat yourself to mcassae
coffee with my maker's rewards.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now you said
that the gem. I was leaving and there was a
guy next to me. He was leaving at the same time,
and I noticed he was going up.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, no, he was. He was.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
He was one of these office workers doing gym on
the lunch.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Break and you're gonna be sweaty.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Though I always see them. They're always like yeah, because
people hang their shirts up on the communal kind of
you know, and it's just like getting into a suit
after the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's so hot in the shower.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Anyway, he had like put his shirt on and his tie,
but he had put his tie over the top of
his collar and I was like, oh, no, he's not
going to see it. It's right at the back. I'm like,
shall I say something? And I don't know, this guy
don't care.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I always do.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And then I was like, because then I remember you
always say you tell people, And I was like, you
know what, I'm just going to say, Hey, man, just
got to fix You've just got to fix your tie up.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's just easy and you'll yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So I say this, and then he is like he's
opening the door to leave the changing rooms, and he
just stops in the doorway and just kind of like
puts his nick like just and his head up towards
me as if like I'm going to fix it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It sounds it sounds like good cutie thing that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It sounds like what a husband and wife does, or
like the start of one.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Of your let me get your tie and then you
It was I.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Had like an armful of stuff, so with one kind
of hand, I was like, oh, okay, and then I
was like.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Trying to thumb it up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, yeah, like and then it was kind of not
right a bit more.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You had to go all the way around like it
was taking by the stage like tam Thick. And I
was like, this is so fucking awkward. You're just doing yourself.
Just do it yourself. I've just told you, say thank
you and then do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Man, like I'm not your your your wife for you.
But it was just I don't know, it was awkward.
And so now I'm not going to tell people you
have to a skirt hanging.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Out of a door. No, you into a shirt or
a time, because I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Tell people now, a ball, a ball hanging at her,
A tit come out the side.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, oh god, hold, you might want to take your
tip back. You've got to tell her. Oh my god,
it's awful when you look down in half your tips out.
I mean it's awful. Yeah, I do it all the time.
I'll you know, ma, I'll yeah. A woman got out.
I was at a home weir store and the woman
got out of this no it was like a little
(02:36):
vintage place, vantage store, a little vintage got it, a
little vintage store into it, and she got out of
the car. And I just looked at it and I said,
oh my god, I love your dressy look amazing. She said,
thanks so much. I said, does that lame? She said yeah.
I said, oh I love it. She said, oh, they're
doing linen this season. I said, oh my god, because
the silk so unwearable. Yeah, I find that as well
in the seasons like that. And I said, I looked
at that dresses absolutely gordeous. Look thanks. And Er was
(02:58):
there and she was he was like, do you know her?
I was like, I've seen you do this. You walk
up to someone and you're like, oh, where are your
earrings from?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Where She was just like yeah, she's like old past
goes though, Yeah, I know, I know there was a
new past goes. No, just like I got them years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I must think you're flirting, though, because when you about
the earrings, I thought she thought you wanted to like, no.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Do you think I don't know? It was a bit ye,
because in the end they were cheap earrings. This woman
has brought an eight hundred dollars dress, said where are
they're from? Yeah? I know? No, Yeah, I do it
so often or like women and sharps and they come
out in the changing room and I'm like, oh my god,
you look incredible. You must buy. You simply must buy.
Are you sure? Oh my god, you're azer. And I'll
(03:46):
do it with people. You've got something in your teeth
or your dresses, tucked your cardigan back to front, I'll tuck.
I'll just go behind people and tuck their tags and
slip my fingers down. This fine. Is it too much?
But that's a bit march just far strangely, you're good, look,
good luck on your day. You like like a idiot.
Good The rest of us do too.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We're all out here struggling and looking like fucking Mingers.
When it's a hot person, you're like, good, lipstick on
the teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good. What do you say?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hear of it?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You've got lipstick on your teeth. That's what you do.
You're piste good like other people's teeth. I go up,
I licked my thumb, and I just rubbed their teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I like it or not. The ZiT M Podcast Network
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