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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network, The.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Fleasdown and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Happy Friday, Happy Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Ya, it's Friday everyone, It's fry yay. No, no, it's frying.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
One's been stuck behind a house on the motorway this morning. No, no,
not behind the house. The house was coming the other
way and it was so wide right to stop.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Good house.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
What are we talking?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
What vintage? Usually they're old.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, you'd be right out to dropping a couple of
million bucks, you know me.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love to just pour money into a money to
a money pack.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, the older and more cracked, the bitter.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes, please don't.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I just hit so thrilled seeing houses be moved, I.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Know, because they shouldn't be there.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What are you doing? It's like, have you ever seen
them take a plane on a barge down a river?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
How do you do?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It'small mind, google a video, Yeah, it's all mind. Take
the wings off sometimes yeah, so it's just the just
a plane on a barge.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, on a train, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Sometimes they train the plane bodies to the factory to
then put the wings on the mat.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, you're doing on the river.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's just why, it's just seeing something in a different environment.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, I know it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, we're going to do a drawer this morning, later
in the show and send somebody to see Sabrina Company
live in San fran Exciting flights, tickets, everything, all for
you and a friend. We're going to give you one
last chance before that draw before seven o'clock to go,
So listen up for that mother trucker activator.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It is coming up. The top six is well Dunedin
almost winter on record in Dunedin.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's correct when you record set like the forties or something.
The year zero zero zero with our savior.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Right when start service.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, crazy, I thought it was a it was a
warm winter, yeah, okay on a hole all around there
might have been, but on a whole yeah, a very
warm wonder.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I got the chop sex signs, but.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It was a warm wonder Underdeen silly little pole as
well as coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are you scared of flying? I love it? Love it?
You're going flying today?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I'm not afraid of it. That the bumpy of
the better.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I know, I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
But nothing bad.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I've never been thrown on the ceiling of a plane.
I probably hate that. Yeah, I probably hate it. I'd
imagine plummeting, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Breaking your neck, you know, on a plane, would not be.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
That fun on an overhead locker, now, yeah, not that fun.
Give me the results. So but next on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
We millennials and I include the three of us in this.
We're buying more and more of one thing.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
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Speaker 4 (03:06):
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Speaker 4 (03:22):
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you're having an entrepreneur. Unless you were having an entrepreneur,
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Speaker 1 (03:35):
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Speaker 3 (03:36):
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Speaker 4 (03:41):
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Speaker 4 (03:46):
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Speaker 1 (03:48):
Bear always overcooked and do you know what? And there's billion.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
A garlic preoneer recipe an easy uh polackponeer curry tray bowls,
six clothes, dried red chilie. Oh yeah, yum yum yum,
vinegar yam so yeah, yeam blended up, Yeah, yam, yam
cook it yeah, yum yum yumpanier, Yeah, yam yum yum.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, well happened to my podcast? Okay, wow, I say
yum yum yum A lot you do?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hey, um.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
We well, we all consider ourself millennials, some of us
more in the middle and some of us more cusp.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Okay, you look at me, some of us more cusp.
Some of us are I'm an xennial. Okay, no, let's
just call you a millennial.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I just said before. You've got a gen z body,
a millennial mindset, and a next birthday.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's right, Okay, it's right, I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
So this is a study out of the UK looking
at coffee spend it coffee spinager, how much different generations?
They only looked at millennials, gens, baby boomers.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Sorry to interrupt, Haley, but can I just say that
if you are looking to purchase a coffe this se
where are you getting yours from it?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You could go to met Campe great things to bring
on the go, get.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
A delicious cup of brist to make coffee on the God,
thank you delicious.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
So you said, they asked millennials, Z Boomers, what about
the oft forgot Generation X?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, no, we don't care. They're really slipping through the cracks.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
They had it all.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
They just they don't get mine.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
In the nineties Gen X with the kings, the kings
of the castle, I know, yeah, and they love through
the cracks.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
They never get roasted.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
They never get roasted.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's the boomers and millennials and Gen z's, it's yeah,
they're all the ones fighting, whereas Xes.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Are just saying, I'll just keep my head down. Yeah
we did all right, and we're just going to keep
our head down.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
The most generation are gone pretty quiet.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, eighteen eighty three to nineteen hundred, there'll be one
hundred and twenty four at the youngest. Yeah, and even
if they are alive, they're pretty quiet. They're really quiet.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And they're probably not going out and buying a delicious
cup of bristle to make coffee from mcfe.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
They've probably got tea bags, got on the tea bag
and that's and they re they drag.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
They're getting three cups out of one bear because it
could be another war. One hundred percent. We've got to
be careful. Okay, So who's spending the most? Who do
you think it is? Out of baby boomers, gen zs
and millennials on coffee, on coffee take away coffees in particular,
Millennials by far spending what's the pound now about double
we're double, yeah, double, About fourteen hundred to fifteen hundred

(06:23):
dollars a year one thousand, five hundred dollars a year
on takeaway coffees. Millennials under there is your gen Z
is spending about twelve hundred dollars a year, okay, and
then baby baby boomers baby boomers are like five hundred
bucks a year they're not bothering.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
They go out to a cafe maybe at the weekend
for a special occasion, don't they for a.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Special occasion otherwise?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Agree, not every week otherwise.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Instant Greggs, Yeah, do you know what I mean, that's
all they're having. Whereas millennials, we love.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Going out, We love it.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
We literally went out after the show yesterday and got
a coffee.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I know, for me, the more expensive the breakfast, the
more millennial I feel, you.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Know, a way to reclaim you Like if there's avocado and.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I's avocado and at the end they say that's forty
and you're like, of course it is.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
This is No one's going in somewhere for a forty
forty dollars breakfast.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
But it often starts with three when you get a coffee,
and maybe it'll treat at the end.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I know it is.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's in the thirties now, yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
So you're millennials. I mean, we're spinning a lot, and
but gen Z is actually quite close to that. Gen
Z is spinning on coffee. You're never going to buy
a house at that rate. What you want to do
is every time you want to have a coffee, you
put that five dollars in a jar, and it all
contributes to.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
When they're buying a home.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
When you get to the end of that jar and
it's full, you get on a time machine and go
back to nineteen I don't know sevent and buy a
house of twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You go back even further to eighteen the eighteen forties,
you find a million land and you say to the
local tribe, have a sip of the magic beingess and
huge chief, huge shit way plan yeah yeah yeah, and
then what go back in there? Land will just be
their professor, leave it, no one to touch it, nobe
to go in there for like a hundred years. And

(08:06):
then you get back and you find out your own
back rates on it that are like, you know, two
million dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
In rates, but it's still cheaper than buying.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Buying a house.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
This could be the first episode of our how to
Get on the Property podcast time Machine on the podcast Ladder.
I'm busy, I'm than to get into time travel property
with you as soon as possibles.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
F Haley silly little pool, silly, It is so silly,
silly silly that silly little poo, silly pottle, sill.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
A little pole.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Are you scared of flying? Because you know they're saying
now that the Earth is getting warmer, the climate's changing,
the cases of severe turbulence are on the increase. Oh yes,
tumultuous atmosphere. Yeah, and more and more new stories of
planes just like you know, dropping.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
A few.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
More monsters.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
The plane's just plumbing it dropping, No, I know, but
there has been like a lot of Yeah. Well, they
ask you to remain when you're in your seat, to
remain buckled. Always buckle, you know, I always buckle. I
might go a little bit looser, you're.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Same, to make room for my bloated gas cut.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
For whatever that like those egg iggy things.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I know a film was ear it's so awful.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, I would say this is higher than I expected
it is.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It makes me think when you're on a plane that
you must be surrounded by people whoever fear of flying. Yeah,
although they're less likely to fear so maybe slightly less
represented in the air.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Twenty one percent of people said yes, they're scared of flying.
Seventy nine percent said no. It's a lot because your
wife as an abler. Yeah, she's got a lot better
because I think she can't be scared in front of
the kids, because then the kids feed off that fear. Yeah,
mum skid, So I guess we should be scared.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
He doesn't love her.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's like when.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Whenever there is turbulent you look straight at the flight attendant,
especially on those little planes where they're facing you.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, you're like you can see them, Yeah, doing their
rosary beads.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, praying to a guy that they only believe in
an extreme situations, you're like, oh my god, Mason said,
not scared of flying, but petrified of heights. Do love
a window seat though, it's a different sort of Yeah,
you just feel safe for it. Yeah, conceivably high. Yeah,
you're not actually up there, You're in a little room.

(10:43):
That's that's why I preferred skydive into bungee jumping, because
you are so high. Yeah with skydive, but then bungee
jumping you're like, no, no, that's right there, that's the
splat zone. Yeah. Yeah, less, I love flying the bumpy
of the better, although I don't think I've been on
a rear bad flight before, so there's probably a point.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Where it becomes far scarier than mildly amusing.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Ashley didn't used to be, but since having a baby
and intrusive, My intrusive thoughts are rampant, and I've become
scared of flying. It'll be my eleven months old first
flight with us tomorrow. Trying to be calm about it.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Maybe it's just that yesterday, did.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You look at driving? Did you look at driving?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Do you want to keep the baby? Yesterday at quarterbas eight?
So she's flying today? Good luck.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Maybe she's going to Melbourne on your flight.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Hey, you've got some of the baby beast. You've got
the same noise canceling hadphones as me. I had a
crying baby on a sixteen hour flight. They've gotta hear
it once.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
You're beautifulful And also I have a little glass of
wine and I'll watch a movie.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'll be fine. Yeah, just like a night out. Really,
this is like a little night out, Steves. It used
to me, but now I have kids.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
They feel like I'm too tired and busy to have
as much anxiety as I used to. You just like
I don't have time for that time anxious, more turbulence
you're pay enough for a ticket.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I think it's fair to expect some fun along the way,
like a ride.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I always say it's like a free ride.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'd jump out of a plane every day if I.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Could said becks, yeah, sky dive away hoping yeah, or
just someone with secrets of thoughts, yeah, of getting that
door open.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Mum, mal no fear. I grew up on planes. My
dad worked for airlines.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
My mum was Kiwi, dad was British, so we were
always on a plane between the two countries. I was
nine when I rode a first road a bus though
I thought that was a pretty big deal.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was a double dicka. Oh that's exciting, Michael.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, But at least one moment each flight where I
think about what would happen if the plane just stopped
working and fell straight down?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
You can't think so qu unlikely? Yeah, yeah, I think
about that.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
It's impossible, though, You've got more chance of just don't go.
It wasn't it always a ATR accident?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
You Oh my god, that plane crash was insane.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Isn't it aren't. The stats was like you've got more
chance of being kicked in the head by a something, or.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Like having an accident on New Zealand roads far more likely.
Oh god, and I drive every single day, Yes, exactly.
Next on the show, we just talked about the coffee
habits of millennials, Let's talk about the bedroom habits of boomers,
because wow, there's some surprising news in the boomers department.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Use those little things, guys. This is a great study.
This is a great study looking across the generations. Again
we're reflecting on different ages and the way they see
the world. This time looking at relationship you've got structures
like monogamous or open or yeah, cheating, cheaty face.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
So gen zs have the highest number of or the
highest level of wanting to have lovely monogamous relationships. Sure
that they haven't been jaded. Actually they haven't had a
relationship long enough to be like.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh god, you get bored. That used to be cute,
but now it's annoying.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Everything is annoying. So gen z is they're looking for
the classical monogamous relationships, whereas millennials and genics combined. So
that's from about twenty eight to fifty nine years old,
most preferred relationship for genics and millennials ethical, non monogamy.
So that's like you're open or your arrangement or you know,
when you travel you're allowed, but when we're at home,

(14:26):
you're not.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
The games have got this ethical source ethically excuse me, organic, Yeah,
you've got They've got to be again like spread spray prayfery.
You're going if you're going to cheat, it's range free
range gays. Yeah, So does that mean it's organized Like
you say to your partner with non cheating, it's non cheating.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
But you're open because it's arrangement. You have an arrangement.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
So the ethical side of it is that you've both
agreed on whatever your non monotony.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Every gay is doing the ethical Nobody know that all
the gays are doing. I don't know if all the
gays are doing ethics. I've seen I've seen some gays
spraying glacos loss right.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
This is a little bit different because people are saying,
you know, they're looking at young adults seem like they're
more open because they're way more liberal and there, you know,
they're a lot more open minded. Where it's actually this
is showing that they are classically interested in that kind
of classical relationship structure. Whereas as you say, more our
age are like, oh yeah, if it's ethical, if you

(15:24):
and your partner decide, we've got less of a problem
with it.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
And even then, the younger people are just less likely
to judge whatever anybody's doing, right like the older you guess,
so they might not be doing it yet, but they're
not going to judge people who are the older generations
if it's different to how I do it or into
the good bibla, Yeah, then there will be judgment.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Cast well, as you say, it's a maybe it's a
jaded thing, because then if you look at baby boomers,
so that that's before gen X, they are looking for
a friends with benefits, no strings attached relationship structure rather
than having like a husband or someone who's around all
the time. Right, So as to say, it's like, are
they growing more jaded because they've spent longer with the

(16:04):
same person and they're just like, get out from underneath
my feet. I don't want to like have a husband.
I just want to have a friend who comes over,
ravishes men leaves.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
You know, yeah, but that's interesting for baby boomers because
I mean, if you look, I mean not all marriages
last didn't. So once you've had a big long shot
at it, maybe you are just looking for something a
little bit more simpler.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's really fascinating.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I know.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Oh okay, there's some other stats from it. When you
say that they're open minded the gen z is more
than half fifty five percent of gen Z's respondence to
the study said that they have considered going to get
into the world of the kink world. Shall we solve, right?
A little bit more open minded in the boudoir? What

(16:54):
good for them? Good for them?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Hetersexual homosexual rating scale? You know this was all this
was all heterosexual. There's a complete different study for the homosexuals, right, because,
as you say, they've nailed it.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
For years.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
And then.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Play play producer Shannon has sourced this new savory food
trend for us.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Is it a food trend or is it a food hack?

Speaker 8 (17:28):
I'm going to go with trend because I don't want
to be beaten down this morning.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
We'll lift you up, we won't beat you down.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
How you got a three out of five for your
last hack?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Yeah, I mean home And I told my boyfriend and
he's like, you didn't deserve it.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh my god. Well that's wow.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Always good to get supported home.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Okay, so we love it. We have been promised to
cheese a cheese trend, so it is sorry that was.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Wait a minute before we get too deep into this.
Could this be an episode of entree podcast?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Is not melty though?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And I think this is a melty cheese for those
that have just joined the shows. Vaughn's idea for a
podcast where he talks about entrees.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
There's Georgia based from Boor. George has an entrepreneur entrepreneur
podcast and it sparked an idea of Vorn to have
an entrepreneer podcast where it's just preneer based only based entrees.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, it has to be otherwise it can't be called
limiting yourself.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
There you'll never get is a very adaptable food, but
we've got to cheese it a stringy, cheesey melty cheesy.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's a peer I want to hear chicken.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Delicious.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Shannon's got a better one than that.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
We'll see.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Boyfriend savory smallers.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
So you get two crackers and you get.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Baby Bell cheese, you know the one with the red
wave wax around it.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You get that.

Speaker 8 (19:02):
You add some people are adding like sweet chili's or
things like that.

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Stack it up like a small stick, a stick through
the cheese, Heat it over a fire.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
How's the cracker staying on when you've got the stick
through the cheese.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You put the cracker on after you've toasted the cheese,
don't you?

Speaker 8 (19:17):
And that video it just stays on right, press it
a bit when they it.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Sounds like a job for the air fryer, to be
completely honest.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
The grate way too crasp. They'll bake too.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
You want to You wouldn't need to cook it for long.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
For a barbecue maybe, yeah, So like it's small, it's
a stick over the fire, and the cheese melts into
the cracker.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Done a classic fonda, A cheese fondo, not a chocolate That's.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Write a cheese honda, ye basically.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
But they're all over TikTok.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
My friends have a like a seventies fondu pot, you
know the skewers and stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You would just melt your cheese in a big pot.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yes, so you put you put in a and you
want to put in a little bit of like cream
cheese to like liquid in a bit more, but a
cream cheese and then maybe a gruy air a cheddar and.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Then methylated spirits burner underneath, and it would heat the
cheese and melt it get like vegetables and the gold.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Had one growing up.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
They got as a wedding present, and the cupboard and
the laundry and would always.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Be like, can we get that out and do it now?
Never where we had to look at this fond My
parents had one too, yeah, and never use use, never
allowed to play with it.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I like a choky fondo too. We should just do
fond of dinner.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
We should bring back the fondu.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
We should fond of cheese for the entree, fondu chocolate
for the dessert. And the main is some kind of gravy,
gravy and chips. We got chicken, We've got me love
got vegetables, cheese, gravy, chocolate.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I found a BBC article called Savory s'mores, and it's
got different recipes for margaritas, moores, spicy salami, smalls.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It just kind of reads like different flavored pizzas.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Pick you put little.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Malti plowman s'mores.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
You know I love my plant.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You can make like a little like a little big
max more and cheese, but yeah, they get the bar
at the burger sauce can Yeah, yep, that's more of
a cheese then, because Big Max have got littuce and
tomato on them.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
You don't want those?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, tomato is no. No, oh my god, no, you
know your burgers even had one big mac in my
life because you're a file fish knit. I had no
for dinner last night and the file of fish was
you're weird. It was so good.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Tomato on them. Kue Burger, kwy.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Burger or the gourmet range. Yeah, well, by the way,
way that we're thumbing and a spawn here, but we're not.
But if you do want a delicious cup of Barista
make coffee on the go, I would hit the mccafat.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I would say, thanks to mcka. Had great things to
bring on the go, Yeah, great things.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Tomato some I had treated letters to my fileo fish
classically doesn't come with it. Comes of cheese, fish tatia
steam in.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
The same bun and you get some lettuce on there.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
For treated lettuce. We need to get them on to
the liquid cheese. We need to get onto the fonde
fonder with nuggies. Now talking Nuggie Fondu.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Play ms flit one and Haley blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Hello, the the warmest donated winter since records began in
nineteen forty seven.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I don't like to hear it.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Neework climate scientists Gregor Macata.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
I think Gregor is such a great name.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Grigor quite strong.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
He said this city was one of forty locations around
the country which had record or near record high mean
temperatures during winter. Some of the snow levels like yeah, mum,
see me in front of Mount Tabanaki. Yeah, down south
last crazy, it's like summer snow coverage.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah on some of the mountains.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
Not good.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Like are the top Sex signs that even without these
official temperatures, I could tell you why it was the
warmest Dunedin winter Sex On the last everyone was doing
their paper running record time, getting home, getting the family computer,
doing a little bit of God, this wouldn't be the
first time that Dunedin joke's got you in trouble this

(23:46):
year about a paper run and in the I know
that was the Yeah, it was the woman forward from
that number five on the list of the top six signs.
That was the warmest winter in Dunedin. People were the
same temperature inside their house as outside their house. Yeah,

(24:09):
usually it's colder inside the house, but just because the
temperatures are a little bit warmer, it kind of balanced
out somehow. I've just got an update from Umber with
the latest photo of the mountain.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh yeah, house house, Timonga.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Look that's a little bit more a little dusting. That's
a dusting though. That's light.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
That's light.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's very light, very light.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Germans will be summitting that and their crops this weekend
with that amount of thum on it. Yeah, God, it's
always Germans. Number four on the list of the top
sex signs. It was the warmest winter in Dunedan. Aucklanders
who moved down there to study medicine were were in
their puffer jackets, zips one quarter down. Yeah, those are
some warm Aucklanders. Yeah, they gotta get some air in there. Yeah.

(24:50):
Everyone that grew up down there was just in jendles
and shorts still but old mates quarter zip down. Number
three on the list of the top sex signs. It
was the warmest winter on Danedian record. The News didn't
get any new footage of people sliding their car sideways
into ditches.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I love that. I confirmed this. Yep. My friend Grant
was a cameraman down there.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, and he said, yeah, no, there was none of
those snow days in town where you rush out with
you you sit at the bottom of a hill and
your video the cars coming down and putting their brakes on,
the sliding sideways into ditches.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
No new footage, so.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You'll notice use it if they ever do that story.
You'll notice that number plates are old. Number two on
the less of the top sex signs. It was the
warmest winter on Dneeda and on record in Doneda. The
stadium regrets putting the roof on.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's too hot.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Waste money.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah right, it's like a bloody greenhouse and they'll be
growing banana trees in there. Yeah, crank the windows because
it's like a it's like a big, huge greenhouse. And
number one on the list of the top six signs
was the warmest winter on record in Dunedin. Less couches
burnt for heat than ever before. They've actually got an
overpopulation of couches to ship the man. They're gonna have

(25:59):
to have a pull.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
A lot more.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Just lift lift out after flats on the street. Yeah, yeah,
that's today's top.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Six Flitch, Voorn and Hale.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
There is a company in Thailand. There are a marketing
agency that is introducing a new type of leave.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
They already it's already worked.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Were talking about them, Yeah, yeah, that's market We're talking
about them, not the marketing themselves.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
As a marketing age. They've done well.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
They can they can say to other clients you want
the sort of exposure, Look look what we did for ourselves,
Like we talked about New Zealand on all Around station
on a great radio, a great radio station. Yeah, credible
marketing works. Marketing works and the power of radio combined. No,
I assume there's an old Thai lady who works there
that tells the young Thai ladies they're getting a bit fat.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah probably.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Margin No, no, no, there is shadows mama.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
But there is also always an old Taire lady who
is telling the young time ladies are going.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
To go a bit fat.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Whenever I'm in Thailand, they're talking about man. I don't
think they're being like, oh what a beautiful slim white woman.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You were their family and you could understand what they
were saying. Oh yeah, it would be so much harsher.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
They're saying, God, such callous toes. No wonder she's carrying
around all that weight. My favorite is when you walk
into a store in Thailand and they just say no, no, no, no, no,
no for you, my darling. Anyway, So this this marketing
agency is successful at that if you've worked there for
six months, there's a new benefit that you can get.

(27:32):
It's called Tinder Leave, which is you can take time
off to go on a date during the day. And
the hope is that you would take advantage of this
and start exploring your love life in order to boost
your well being and make you happier. So if you're
a single employee, you're on the app. You also get
a subscription to Tinder plus plus features.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
They sound like they sound like the gradmar like, have
you got a boyfriend? Are you married yet?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
But they were complaining, you need this extra time off, fatty, come,
no one's going to.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Marry you at this rate.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Looking that fair. So they were saying that some of
the staff were complaining about how busy, busy they are,
and they're like to get by. They were way too
busy to date. So then this company was like, well,
how can we make this better so that they live
more fulfilled and happy lives. And so you can apply

(28:27):
for tin to leave go on a date.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
So rather than like go on a lunch date on
your lunch break, you have the whole day. You can
have the whole day.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
So rather than when I afterwork, like you say, during
lunch for lunch date, or if.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
You're single, just pretend you're going on dates and get
all the days of.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
That's what I was like. Could you say I'm going
to take tender leave to have like a date day
with your wife or your husband or yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Was going to say, what the boring old married people
you could get in a fear bruin, getting a fear going.
It's right, we've got a little If you don't, my
hero must savior, we can't. We just had a flying
dust flying dusty butterfly, an ugly butterfly in here. Anyway,

(29:12):
that's a trigger word for Haley, the word anyway.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
I think this is great, little tinder leave go on
a date during the day. Why not do you think
Roswoodie must do us?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
We literally work three hours.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
If you can, if you can.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
If you can line up a dinder date between the
hours of six and nine, I'll give you permission to leave.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
You imagine a hoy, do you want to go on
a date? You'll be like great breakfast? Yeah great, five am, no,
thank you?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Can I only get one of my three hours off work,
so I have to be wrapped by seven.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Flebor and Haley.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Then let's go to the social media desk Shannon, who
normally gives us us some very poor hacks.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
She's all over the social media though.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
She's over social media, well the hacks TBC.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Not that great.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Instagram have announced a major change to how users leave comments.
You can now leave comments on people's stories on Instagram.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
Yeah, this is exciting.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
So you've got the ability you can turn this off
if you don't want people commenting on your stories.

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Yeah, there's a few different options. You can turn it
on for everyone.

Speaker 9 (30:23):
You can turn it on only for people you follow back,
so kind of like confirmed friends.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
So you have to see that. So it's different to
commenting on a story just down the bottom seating and
people see.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
The comments because I just commented on our flitch one
and Hailey post saying flitch is very handsome.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
So everyone's going to be from flitchin z it.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, I know, right, that's embarrassing. I'm going to go
down and have a lot.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
So you bring up the story and on the left
hand side there's like a like a comment bubble. Yeah
I saw there and that you press that and then
write a comment.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Now I have to say PJ from the Hurts has
the new millennial font.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I don't have her, do you know? So you I
had a millennial font.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
You gin zs were doing the millennial font, which is
like for you fair block letter, and everybody has.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Been using it on their stories for like two months.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I had it and it's been removed.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I got it only last week.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
It's not fair. Why have it on one of my
accounts and not the other?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, it's I feel like it's slowly rolling out.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Do you reckon someone on Instagram is just missing with
the millennials and just turning it on.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
For millennial fault? Fine, what's it called? It's a big
block It's a block font.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You've noticed it every because it's the only it's a
physical classic.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
No, that's been there forever. It's the new one is
a bubble.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
No, oh my god, on my renovation account, but not
my one.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You would recognize it because it's the new the only
the first new font in years that Instagram has used,
and everybody has used it so much. Poster, Yeah, everybody's
used it so much. He's a new fan that you've
eed it.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Yeah, it's not the biggest fan.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Okay, well you know it's.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Hey, hey, so what is the coolest one to use?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Gen z I use let me just pull it up.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Okay, I'm just use Poster.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh my god, I thought post it was cool because
I like it. It's cool.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
We go with the literature literatures you standard, which I
think is standing.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Where's my all caps one gone? That's all camps all
the time?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
It should still be making.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's called directional. Right, Well, you can now comment on stories.
Did we need this?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeh?

Speaker 9 (32:46):
So to turn it on in case you want to,
you need to go on to a story you've currently posted,
and you need to hit the three bubbles on the
right hand corner that says more hit story settings, and
then it goes down and says commenting, and you choose
who can see it.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
It's not automatically on, but yeah, be aware. People can
see these comments. It is not a DM so.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
You're gonna be able to see. This is going to
embarrass a few people until I realize.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
So definitely be aware. But I think it's fun. Turn
it on, have have a go.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
I'm just more concerned that I can't get the new
cool millennial font back on my socials. It's only on
one of my other You're gonna have.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
To pre make a story on your rental account, say.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Instagram is just keeping a cool babe. I don't want
to be cool. I don't want to be cool. I
want the big millennial font.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's the final ranking.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
We do this every Friday.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
We rank things normally food, normally food, food heavy or
people really yeah today, hottest professions. Okay, question, yes, do
athletes because we've ranked athletes hotter our professional athletes on
a whole No, no, no, I just say athletes on
a whole, right, Okay, obviously.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
They're cheating though, is that cheating?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Can we remove them? Let's remove them.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
It's a profession, though, Such a professional athlete and the
professional ones they like, got all the time in the
world to just look the sixties rugby quad rugby quads.
Are those professional dance plans ah yeah, Oh.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
My god, the dance poys keep it it tight.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I found an article ninety two percent of women will
dated doctor, followed by lawyers, architects, and property consultants eighty
nine percent. But that just sounds like those women want money.
Money man, a money man. Man that's got good. Monday's
athletes were considered the sixiest male professions seventy eight percent,
followed by fireman seventy five and doctors sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Nice sixty seven set.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
A woman considered male model sixy, only fifty six percent
would be willing to date one.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Male politicians were the lowest scorers on both dimensions.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
One percent of women would data politician and a mere
fourteen percent found them sixy.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Uniforms, Yeah, a woman likes a man in uniform.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Doctors, firefighters, pilots all scoring home on both six appeal
and date ability. Seventy eight percent of woman would date
an accountant only twenty seven. Twenty eight percent of them
considered them sixy, So they again, there's a guy that's
going to be able to sort out my financial Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah nice guys. Finished last, social workers male nurses were
close to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Of the sexiest ladder.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I don't know male nurse.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, because the ones that are going to pick them up,
per yeah and pick me on, put me in bid yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I mentioned when you're sick, they'll look.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
After put me in big, cut my jeans off.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
And then when you're like when you're elderly and dribbling,
they'll look after you.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Do white my bumba.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, what to me and think men considered doctors and
models to be the most datable professions.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Finally, close to a nurses air ho.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
There says dancers and musicians of a meat agree that
models are sexy.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yes, musicians is a good one though that that'll be
up there for me.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
That's always touring. No, yeah'd always be cheating, exactly great.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I'm going to go cops number one. It's just the
thing because of the arms.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Arms.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
They make those shirts too tight and then they're like
pom pop them. I'm going cops number one. I'll go
musicians number two.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's just about trades and I was going to be
in their thirties. Why do they have the thirties? Weeded
out all the losers, the losers in the twenties and
they've got to be reliable. Reliability is sexy.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah, I would go, like because the toolbout and the
little shorts and the big boots and stuff. Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna go cops number one. I'm gonna go musicians
number two, number three, I'll go.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, like a laborer trading, Yeah, okay, it's good start.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Not a plumber though, Why not a plumber? I just
haven't met any hot plumbers or builders.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
You haven't met enough hot plumbers.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yeah, I know you're open to it. Apologies to my plumber.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I was going to say, you also recommended that plumber
to me, who was.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
A trade attractive? It's just not my not your was
he your carpto? That's why I recommended them, like rap
your around this val?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, very Yeah. I just want someone that's going to
do the plumbing.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Well, yeah, it takes me pipes, but I can't do it,
doesn't Yeah, where you going?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm just going to stitch to this list that I
read so you don't get in trouble at.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Doors are heart scrubs though I'm flattering that the scrub
really Yeah, I've done the hard yards.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Okay, watched you boys, models is cheering.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Models is cheating, right, Models is cheating. Like we can't
say models and proficient because that's.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's not cheating.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
But models, Yeah, models, models numbers, models number one, athletes
number two, doctors number three.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Flitch the eldest Agreen.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I have never seen you boys go so quiet.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And when you was like, we can't get it on
that level.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh yeah, true, they'll be like.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Girl, yeah, Thursday empowered queen.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Yeah, I'd do it, be like really highlighted a double
standard here, how the tables have turned.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's hard being a man, is what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
No, I think you've twisted days.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
But we could say ludicrous things about producer Shannon does
want to put a voted for a magician.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Going with their hands.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I would give nearly.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Any of the turned down times for seconds. And you
know we chuck hypnotists on the list of they hypnotize
me out of.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Ever hearing that.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Play Flinch Vorn and Haley I do do.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
The old classic and take on an alias while making
an order yesterday because he's so famous. Because no one
can not English speaking English is a first language. New
Zealanders can ever get Vorn right. So if you're ordering
foreign food. You just never use vorn.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
So you've got a lot of friends that do this
who are just like, I can't.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Be ordering Jane.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
You mean like celebrities when they're chicking to hotels and
they're like, hello, it's mister Pineapple. It's yeah, Robert Pineapple,
and it's actually Tom Cruise.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
It's actually, oh my god, a couple of you just
revealed Tom Cruises.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
No, I say it's Vaughn from the radio. Please upgrade me. Yeah,
I'll say nice hotel on the radio. Have you heard
of the radio?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
But you use an alias because I don't. They never
no one ever gets you have been standing at takeaways
and they've said.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Gone.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Sometimes it's not even a v sound yesterday, yesterday a
new one. Rod Smith usually go Smith. Usually I go Smith, Rod,
And I said, do you.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Know what you are?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
A Rod? You not yet, but he will will be
tuning into an old mate.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Six more years and we're gonna Rod on our head.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Rod.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I don't know why I use because it was short.
I always go for short one Tom. I usually go
just Smith, Tom done. I've done John before, okay, but yeah,
Rod was and I was just like, I'm just going
to change it up every time, keeps you on your toes. Sam,
key is, you've just got to remember itame you've given
them just like three letter short words short easy being Rod,

(41:04):
Sam like how's how's how's the coffee place?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Going to get Rod wrong?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
They're just not This was just with a key we
extent they do r U d rudd right or red
coffee for a close enough better than vorn.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh my daughter, see what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
And I was like, when you've got names like ours
and my kids' names aren't like full blowing yeah weird
ones that you're going to see on TV one day
because they've been arrested for doing something.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
You're like, well, yeah, you gave them that name. Yeah yeah, Indiana.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Though it's long, lots of owls, lots of syllables that'll
get lost in translation. And August will as well. So
I said, sometimes you've just got to take on an alias.
You just got to remember the alias. Yeah yeah, becks
yours and simple and they're not going to get it wrong.
And so I took on an alias. And I was

(41:57):
wondering if we could take some calls this morning. When
you take on an alias, because.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I wonder if people do this when they're buying little
online purchases or you know, I mean most of them
have discrete packaging.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, but you might yeah. But then but then it
goes out the window when you pay by credit card,
your credit card, yeah, yeah, and you sprowl in your name. Yeah,
but then it takes a few days to arrive and
then a brown, discrete, brown paper bag turns up and
it's got a name on it that you don't. Don't
use an alias when getting postage because if you're not
home and you have a card to call, you don't

(42:29):
have idea to yeah, pick up that package.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
But I just go in and say hey, I used
an alias because.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
And they'll be like aha, can they Actually, you wanted
to avoid awkwardness with the courier driving.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You're going to walk into a delivery dep i and.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Be like, I'm here for here for the buzzy.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, let's take some calls. Oh, eight
hundred dollars at m you can take through nine six
nine six.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
What do you use an alias for?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Maybe it's because your name is is a bit long
so difficult to pronounced.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Or maybe you there's a reason why you want to
keep some anonymity, do you know what I mean? Some
people might actually take on a proper alias, or.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Some people I feel sorry for people that don't have
like typically English names. Yeah, in New Zealand struggle share
your name of the famous person and it's easier not
to like down that rabbit.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Hole of who you're called. You know, he name's David Bain.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Let's get into it because Bain is not exactly an
uncommonname and you share with one of the most well known,
well respected, well love New Zealanders on eight hundred dance
at M as the number you can text through nine
six nine six.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
What's your alias and what do you use it for?

Speaker 9 (43:41):
When?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
And why are you using an alias?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Maybe it's just because your name doesn't translate well when
ordering food over the phone. Maybe it's you don't want
your name screamed in correctly across a cafe when you're
rued it, which is why you've gone with the alias
Roddy tried rod just right, rods from you, guys.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
That's not stucking.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Try Brint next time.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
No, I'm not a Brent. I'm not a brand. I'm
not terrible brand. He's not a brand.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Such a Brint today.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
No, but you also don't suit like a Sam. No,
you're not saying maybe a tom. I know you want
to three a three letter.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
You could be a Todd, could be a tod, could
be a todd. That's an easy alien Chip or kip Chip.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I might chip love. That could be chip.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
So why why do you use an alias? Is it
just because your name is too hard or what are
you hiding?

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Maybe you're having an a fair in you're booking a
hotel room. Oh yeah, Flaren mcmarlin, candles stand.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Is it which was your first name?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
M mcfellon, okay, mcmarlon mccandle stand mcand some message is
in on this. My name is Ginny, which seems impossible
for Americans to pronounce Jane Genie.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
So I'm em when I'm ordering.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Coffee in the United States. It's nice, it's easy. My
name is Corinda, but I always use Sarah when I
order coffee. Easier to pronounce your Corinda. It's a nice name. Yeah,
my name is Irish, you know the Irish. Yeah, a
O I F e alif ali ter.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
A O I f E.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Eve or something a hang on messaging iron Irish friend?
How do you say that?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Name.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
You could probably just google how do you pronounce?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I just want an excuse a message my Irish friend.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Oh, that Irish friend, Jesus Christ. It's nice to sort
of have a reason to connect.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
So I just go with EVA whenever i'm ordering. It's easy.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
John.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Is that your actual name or your alter ego?

Speaker 5 (46:02):
I can't tell you that.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Oh why are you using an alias?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Well, I'm just inherently suspicious about websites that need all
my details. Oh okay, so like my bank can have them.
But if it's just some you know, music streaming or
you know, other video website, then I just always make
up this alter ego.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Oh my god, online persona.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
That's right, it's completely made up. And he has all
of his secrets because you need you need you need
all those, you know, the secrets that you put in
so that they know who you are.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah like that. So they have childhood
pits and stuff. He's got a whole life.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
So is John your real name?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Let me just check my My first album that I
listened to was called a Wonk Time?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Wonk Time? Are you guys?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Is a book?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Are you do you have a fake mother's maiden name?

Speaker 9 (47:06):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
I haven't put that in the first street that you.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Grew up on.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
But I would never remember this, John.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I've just got to check, but long time.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
It has to all go my phone. But the thing
is that some of them my my first school is
Moon Based Alpha moon Base.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Oh my god, your dad, it sounds like a David
Bowie alias.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Here John, So John's not your real name, John, normal design.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Oh so su specially John. Thank you, Kurty. Are you
using an alias?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:46):
I rolled my eyes when I said my name when
I said I said Curtsey.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
So anytime I ring like an Indian place and I've
tried to say my name and they're like, we have no.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Idea what you're trying to say, just out of what
are you ordering?

Speaker 10 (48:02):
I'm really boring.

Speaker 11 (48:03):
My partner gets annoyed at me.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
I'm the butter checking girl and he aways tried to.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Of course, it was but a check from team butter checking.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
You tried the nuggets with butter chicken sauce yet, Kirsty,
no check and nugget.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah. We talked about it well last week last weekend,
didn't you.

Speaker 11 (48:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
And I've had a few people see me photos of
the better chicken nuggat saying thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
For opening my eyes? So Kursty, what's your What alias
do you use when you don't say?

Speaker 7 (48:39):
I just I just you can't get right.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
There, Cursey, thank you? Some more messages that my name
is Alisha, but it's about a l e z h
I A lease I use another name anytime I'm buying
food or where my name is going to be.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yelled out to avoid the how do you spell that?
Where's that from? How do I say that? Why is
it different?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Kind? So just use an alien so to use my
step son's name because he still can't figure out how
all these people know Hish's name.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
And it's just fun to watch him to be messed with,
and we get our order on time.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Someone has on their New World card.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yep, Hugh.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Janus, because you don't have to put your shame.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
There is no one's yelling it out. How are you
linking that to your air points? So I don't know,
doctor Hugh Janising. Please?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Whichould about when you use an alias? Maybe your name
is hard to pronounce, maybe can't be bothered explaining it
like River for example.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Oh, yes, an alias because they.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Don't want to field all the questions if they're named
after River Phoenix or if their parents were hippies. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
True, Yeah, so I'll just make up whatever name comes
to at the time to use.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
If you just say Tom Sam question, you're not going
to get a question, and it's going to be easy.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
To write that down.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
How do you spell that Tom? I reckon, Just have
a whack and I reckon. You get a right.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I don't think Tom has ever been asked how to
spell Tom K T O M SI okay like.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Nice, Yeah, P t O M sient like Tom Tom.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
We have heard from our bisexual barrister who apparently they've
labeled themselves our bisexual barrister fantastic yam.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I don't know if that means which one do they
have a preference today?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
That's how it works. You wake up and you go women.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Try to point.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
For a bit of boys.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah. They said, please don't lie and give us aliases
because sometimes if you're really hot, we want to try
to work out who you.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Okay, so you might be like a hotty with a
chance with the bisexual barista.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah, and then someone goes, Rod, Rod, could you could
actually be putting?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Yeah? Put them right off. It's okay that they've been
put right off.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
To be fair, I actually do have a friend, I
realized because someone tacks and say my name is Tom,
and I actually have had it Tom spout th h
o wim and I have a Tom friend.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Who is thomb though he's t h o m right Tom.
Someone misses on the end one not like thumb for
no one says that if I my name is Tom,
to be.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Th h o mb.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Someone message and every week the TV guide gets delivered
to missus cherandler Bong. It's the only reason I subscribe.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
That's good because I like the TV guid fly by
some TV guide you can just put any name.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
It doesn't yeah my name.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
My husband's name is Vaughan's checking that such shadows. He
spells it out very quickly over the telephone for takeaway orders,
then has fun seeing if they wrote it down or
how they wrote it down his.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Name please warn vu.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yep, yeah Smith or I say Smith's standardway. My mom's
name is Ginny short for Virginia. She has someone pronounced
it as Guinea as in Papua New Guinea and and
jinye andy Yeah she's had chiny Yeah, how good?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Someone suggested Vaughan for you next time, use Gary.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I'm not a Gary. You know that Irish name we
were spelling before EFA. It's like Eva but with an
F and okay if don't you talk to me like damn.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I just feel geographically we're putting a bit too much
Pacific Island into ot the Irish.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Lighter on the um, some other aliases.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I I text into your radio session and I used
an alias on the first time, and I said my
name was Katie. So now when I get a reply
text from you guys, it's always like thanks Katie.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Who the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Tammy's about t A M I E? So people say
t memy like Jamie. Oh ye can see why they do.
So I just used appearances that they were being all cute,
didn't they We don't want a normal Tammy and then
they're just giving you a lifetime of hassel.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
No, it's even like with my name Chuck, Chuck, Why's
Willy Nilly? My parents two in the front one in
the middle, and the Jane It's Bizarre two and.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
The Hailey one and the Jay.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Play play okay crazy Frog perfect intro to my new
purchase that I want to show you in the flesh.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Now, this new purchase in the middle of all the
renovations that are still ongoing.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I thought there was like spending for a spending freeze.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
You thought wrong.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Seen yesterday when we left, first said I'm going to
stop at the dump shop on the way home and
get me a treaty. Felt like a little treat Okay,
the dump shops where I go for a treat because
it's a cheap treat And.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I thought, and I had a facial yesterday and I
it's called botops, just a facial.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I got a facial too. They rubbed it so tight
it really hurt.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Right, So I got some bowtops yesterday and I was
twenty minutes early for my appointment. And when you message
being like I'm going to go to the dump shop,
I was like, I want a treaty before gets a treaty.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I get a little treaty. I didn't even get a treaty. Yeah,
there was no treaties.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
So near the Casey Clint where I go, there was
my favorite antique store in Auckland, Okay, shout out to
Country Antiques. On Monica, I wrote beautiful shop and I
went in there just to pot because I have an idea.
I want to find a vintage tin. You know, we
like our old stuff for our dryer flufe because I empty.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
They wait, sorry, what you want a ten to put
your dryer fluffin?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Well, I've got to currently have a jar with laundry
powder in it, but I don't use laundry powder, so
it's just sitting there a jar, and it's new, and
so I want to put a vintage tin in there
in the new laundry so that I can put my
dry a flute and put it in there.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Just put it straight in the band.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
No, but I empty it and then I always put
it to the side. Then I do my thing, and
then I pick it up and walk to the kitchen.
I want to dry a flute tin.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Have a dryer fluft, and I want to get.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
It from an antique store.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
You know, I got seen that lint bag and now
it's I'm collecting lint. Yeah, I got seen that lint bag.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
You see it on the thing, and you're constantly I've
got to check the lint, and you empty and you
keep the lunch.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You make firelighters a sort of.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah, I'll empty my fluttin and I'll bring it to
work for you.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
There's a ninety nine percent chance that it's all just
going to end up in the bin. But for a
little while it feels like I'm gaing the fying laundry.
Then it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
So I went into the Santic store and I was
looking around and I spotted something that I've actually seen
for I reckon three years, and it's this taxidermy toad
with a backpack, a hat and a walking indeed. And
we have asked for years like, oh, he's not for sale,
is he? And the guy who owns the shop was
always like, no, he's not for sale, he's too special. Yesterday,

(56:12):
on a whim, just because Vaughn said I want to treat,
and I decided I wanted to treat. I went in
there and I said that bloody toad. I said, I
wish it was for sale, and he said today it is.
And I went what how much? He named his price
so cheap. I said, yeah, it's mine. I was like,
oh my god, it's mine. He said, wow, that's crazy.
He said, I've just decided right in the second, Yeah,

(56:33):
I'm going to sell him. He said, I don't know
why I've held on to him for so long, dadadah,
and I told him. I was like, oh, we love
all these obscure things, and da da da da. He's
going to a great house. We're going to love him.
And I'm surprised Darren by bring him home and I said,
guess what I have? Are quiet a little.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Treat when you get home. So I've brought him in
and we need to name him. I don't want to
call him mister Toade. I've seen your Instagram story of person,
but seeing this and oh my.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
God, is yuck. Yuh look at his manky fingers.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
He's holding his walking stick.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
It's another total looking up at he doesn't have one.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
What do they do down there?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I think they've sort of filled up.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
The CLOACU Sally's no more gets the mound there is amazing.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
So where's it from.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
We don't have toads like that here America. Maybe you
can't just bring in a toad.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
So I've got a taxidermy toad and a smaller little
toad underneath him, and he's hold he's got a little
Australian and so he's quite dusty. Go to give him
a clean.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
It's like a little Australian cork cats, little.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Cork hat on. He's got a backpack all rolled up
with his tent and a walking stick and he needs
a name, mister toad. I've put him up on my
socials and we'll put them up on the FH socials
and we can get a name going for him, because
we name all our texts taxidermy like Rachel mcduckan all there.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, what's the fox called? He hasn't had a name yet, Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
EVENE was like, it's so predictable. What do you take
when you think about him? When you see him?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I think he where are you going to? Rod Rod?
He could be Rod Road? Yeah Road the toad?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Maybe can we if we get a photo of him,
can we put it up in our socials?

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Will take some suggestions. Suggestion that is, and look at
the No, I'm sorry, that's yark the.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Little toad looking up at him. Is that a toad
of a frog?

Speaker 11 (58:35):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Well they've got the same colored skin, so maybe he's
a frog. Maybe he's a toad, just a baby one,
a little one. But do you know what I mean?
In our house, it's really going to make a lot
of sense, which says a lot about my house. To
be fair, he's very odd.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You're gonna have one of those houses in a few years.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Like pedal knock on the door selling like chocolate bars
for this school fundraiser, and you'll open the door. Yeah,
and the kids will just look in it and before
they even get a house to say do you want
to buy some chocolate bars and be like, ah, good,
get off my property. And nieces and nephews will have
nightmares about stuff. That's an uncle Aaron's Aaron's house. Well,
they're not allowed in sight, right. Kids are like outdoor

(59:16):
dogs at our house. Ryan.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
You will build them a little shed.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Where they can keep warm, they can stay there.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Yeah, Todd, someone's message down.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Morris Mirrington quite like Maurice Mirrington. Frederick the frog. He's toad.
There was a knee.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Does he need a title? Does he look like a title?

Speaker 4 (59:36):
An explorer? He's a wanderer.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Captain he might be a captain, could be a captain.
Captain Morris Merrington. Yeah, I think you should just put
it brigade. You should put it back in there.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
He's going to stay here for the rest of the show.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
It I don't like it. You don't like them.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Because because he's a toe, he's standing. Yeah, I would
have been just a little bit of Someone suggested Jeremiah,
that's Jeremiah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Was a bull frog. Yeah, he might be a photo old.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Is he like?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Do we have a sort of a No, the guy
doesn't know very old.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I just don't think you should be allowed that in
this country. I wouldn't have thought you could get. Did
that come into the country. That must have been here
for a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Yeah, I think it's been smuggled. I'd say smuggled. I mean,
I've got more problematic taxi to me than this guy.
So I think polar beer, especially the Arctic Fox, doesn't
go the full sized polar beer. But we paid a
lot of money to get that killed and stuffed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
God, okay, let's leave that there. Look, he's welcome in
the Those googly eyes ye, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
They're not Google eyes like the stick on ones you get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Photo was just the top of his head pucking out
the box that looked like Google eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Wrestle around.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Is all of us, And I've got a new pet,
mister fry of the Please can you put it back?
In its box.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
ORIGINALD is not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That's not bad, very distinguished ORIGINALD. Warwick the third, Well,
you shan't be expecting it to make you happier. Oh yeah,
there's been.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
A study done and apparently owning a pit won't make
you happier. But I thought that was the whole idea
of getting a pit, or is it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Or is it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I think pets aren't going to cure like depression or
like a big no, they're not. If you're having a
bad day and you get home, your pet might mate
you feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Worse if they've killed a rat and dragged it through
your house or a massive hole or show on your karper. Yeah,
that can all make it significantly worse. But like depression,
anxiety and and a term I've never heard before, and hendonia,
which is the inability to feel pleasure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Oh okay, god my whole life. I won't leasure base.
It won't cure that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Now. During like the main years of the COVID pandemic
twenty one, pitch prices and pit demand went through the rooks, right,
I remember, like all the like dog breeds and stuff
with crazy expensive through the roof. Yeah, because people were
stuck at home. People that were by themselves wanted to
be kit company. They couldn't socialize like they might have.
So they've got pits and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Kind of why I got a pit again? Like a
cat again, because you're.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
So lonely sitting up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
They just sat there doing nothing, just.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Sat there like slumped like this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Yeah, man, like if only I had a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Yeah, yeah, Well it said that the people that sort
out better mental health outcomes by owning pits didn't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Yeah, it's not going to heal major sort of mental
mental health said it was good, like especially older people
like to hel no, but they forget to feed it.
The cat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
What Catye, you've got a cat? Remember? No having alone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Both dog and cat ownership were associated with slightly lower
levels of loneliness, so that got a little bit better,
but the effect was small. My cat, but my boy,
because they run away when you need them the most.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
No, but I feel when I've always said this, when
Aaron is away from the house or away or out
or whatever, I feel safer when Rollie is like in bed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
With me, what's he going to do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Literally run and ditch me. Literally, will not do a
single thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
There was a home invasion. He'd be he'd be going
pretty even trip your over so that they caught you first.
Guys just robbing my house or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Yeah, and the cat makes a run for it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
No, but my cat makes me very happy. He jumped
to my suitcase this morning. He is a sweety boy.
He's a little sweety boy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Will you coming to Melbourne?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Passport wall? We you can't come to Melbourne with me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Is that your cat voice?

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
What is my cat voice? I can't do I'm seeing him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Doing the crazy cat lady voice.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
The cats me out and you've got a text to
him for over front of you, and I'm wearing it
lame as a ram T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 9 (01:04:05):
Sexy, plays Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
Day, day, Dayah do do do do do Do Do
Do Do Do doo do doo doo doo doo doooo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Today's fact of the day is that the parallem it
is the Paralympics themed fast to day week. The Paralympics
medals are a little bit different to the Olympics medals today. Yes,
how well, I'll go back to twenty twelve, okay, and
I'll work my way up to current day. In fact,
I'm going to go twenty twelve. We've wrot back to

(01:04:47):
twenty sixteen because I think twenty sixteen is the best. Okay,
different wayward, it's a wayward, a troll. I'll say, it's
all over the show London. I'm gonna call it a
ship storm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Sure, Okay, you can call it that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
London's parallel Olympics medals were more or less the same,
except it had braille writing on it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:06):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Yes, The reverse featured the rim around it read London
twenty twelve Paralympic Games, and then that was written in English,
and then the dots afterwards that make that braille. It
said Heart of Victory and that was the difference. It
had braille on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
These standard Olympic medals didn't have brail on it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Can I ask a stupid question? Is braille in? Is
Braille one language?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
There's Spanish Braille and Spanish Braille.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
No, That's what I was like, Is there English Braille?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
It's just man and Braille.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Braille was developed by and named after Louis Braille. Yes,
Brailer is not a universal language, and some people assume,
although many languages do use un alphabet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
There are many standard standard systems.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
For braille, like sign language for different languages and different purposes,
such as encoding, musical math.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Is American sign Language, New Zealand simon.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
There is different braills. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
So twelve they had brailgy accepted fletch twenty didn't apologize, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
It's accepted anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I am not lett it in my apology, I have
received it. He wasn't wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
He was because you said, no, it's not in all
different languages.

Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
And it is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I thought he said it as all different languages. What
was your What did you say? There's a Spanish braille,
there's German brails.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Laughed because he was making a joke. But the joke
accept his apologies. It's fine with jobomb Okay, I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
So twenty twenty, in Tokyo, the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
They again had braille on them the Paralympics medals and
on the side the gold medal had one indentation, the
silver medal had two indentations, and the bronze medal had
three ins Oh, okay, so that was what did that signify?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
No, I'm kidding, I got it. I got it on
the first guy. I'm not as dumb as Fletch. You
thought the Braille was just a global language.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
He was a damat Now.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
The Paralympic medals this year for twenty twenty four, much
like the Olympics medals, contained an original piece of iron
from the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, and had a graphic representation
of the Eiffel Tower viewed from below.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
It's my favorite view of the Eiffel Tower. Get up
underneath and the pervert It looks bigger from a lower e.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Is why Vaughn has a restraining order of one hundred
meters around the Eiffel Tower upstiring any big Yeah, buildings,
skytower with a large base.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I walk under the sky chair and was like, so
there is brail on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
And different engravings on the different medals, Yeah, to indicate
what they are and that honor is by the way,
Louis Brail, who was the inventor of brail.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Who was French? Any different versions? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I think the coolest Paralympic medals were those of the
twenty sixteen Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Rio real, din't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
They're all my favorite Olympics. My favorite form of brail
as well, And it was your favorite Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Actually probably was. I loved I've loved this year though.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
This year has been really good. But Rear Desinea had braille,
but each medal also rattled. The rattle of the gold
medal sounded different to the rattle of the silver metal,
which sounded different to the rattle of the bronze medal.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
What's inside it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Different things?

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Rice, rice or whatever they put in the racas. I
found a video here of a I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Just gonna work. Yeah, no, nothing else is playing, so
you monit on something chicking.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
You don't have YouTube premium.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
It's a new story. It's a news story, so come
with their own sound.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Rattle inside gives off a metallic sound when they're shaken.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Silver medal. Visually impaired athletes tell the difference between.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Each award the gold se Cretember.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Oh that's another ad.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
It's a new story.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
It's a new story where they shook the ones. But
that's the coolest because it had braill on it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, and it had a rattle so you could shake
it and hear the difference between what metal you were holding.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
So if you went to and you did, you did
multiple You had a lot of medals and you had
them all line.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
You could be like, ah, which ones the bronze, which
runs the silver? And you could do it by shaking
it if you didn't speak German Braille. For example, is
this the end of Paralympics Week.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
It is the end of Paralympics Week.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
I've enjoyed it thoroughly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, they certainly made up for calendar week. Oh why
do we keeping a cult classic?

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
It wasn't a huge flour at the office, but it's
really since it was released on DVD and huge condo
and enjoyed calendar week. So today's back to the day
is the Paralympic.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Medals are just a little bit different.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Fact of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do Do Do Do Do Do do
doo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Play player.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
I have never left a date mid date. I haven't
been on that many dates though, to be fair, sort
of shacked up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah, I mean it would take a lot to leave
a date right mid date. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I would see it through to the end most of
the time and then be like chow at the end
of the night and you never see them. Yeah, we're
not We're not carrying this on Goodbye. Well, there is
a woman. She's twenty five years old. She snuck away
from a dinner date after just I see ten five
minutes five minutes in because her date at the table

(01:10:47):
took out as retainer like someone Well, because I head
visa line and you've got these little clips and you
really have to like pull it out and all the salivas.
But that is something that you would excuse yourself to
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
In fact, if this was a first date, which it was,
I probably wouldn't even wear it. You're allowed to know,
take it off for a couple of hours, for God's sake.
But yeah, she said it was an unforgivable act. Took
out his retainers and then set them on the side
of the table, had a string of saliva hanging from
his mouth enough to make a dag.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
So she left.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
She said, no warning or anything. So she said, I
said I was going to the bathroom. I just went
out the front door and we got an ober.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Was this in America?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Because I feel like New Zealand is a too Angelasia? Yeah,
I feel like New Zealanders are too polite. If somebody
did that, you'd be like gross, You'd finish dinner and
then you'd never talk to them again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Fall perspective, and I'm just gonna flash this at anyone
in the room's eyes or choose born. Yeah, this is
the woman who was on the date. She is an
extremely beautiful, stunning babe. So he's really stuffed up here
with his retaining He ever said self sabotaged bage. That

(01:12:01):
body is insane, Like that's that's in LA ten. There
is an LA ten a New Zealand thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Anyway, she was just like, oh, this is discussing and
apparently people.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I'm actually not willing to give her a LA ten
just yet. Further invistigation we required. Would you be able
to send me that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Yeah, we're all just yeah, so we can refer to
the story and paint the picture.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Anyway, Look, I need I need to know because I've
never done this and I don't think you guys have
Have you ever left to date?

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
And why is a question I want to Okay, so
mid mid date, mid date, we're like called off a
date super quick.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Like you're then ten to five.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Ye, yeah, you don't snuck away, but maybe you went
on this date and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
However, maybe you thought it'd be a whole evening thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
In the middle of it, they did something that just
put you off, so you called it quittes early.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Because a lot of people have like a little os
with friends, right like, if this date goes wrong, call me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Yeah, Aaron, Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a message. You
call say someone's dead, and then we're out of here.
I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
You've seen the little cue. You get your message and
you go, maybe you did that, or maybe you just
straight up to what she didn't. Then I need to pee,
walked out the front door and got an over and
just left and then texted him and said I'm not interested.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Oh I had your dance at him as a number.
We want you to give us a call now text
through nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
When and why did you leave a date in the
middle of it? And we want to know why you
left a date early?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Some great, amazing Emily, this was your bestie that left
the date early.

Speaker 10 (01:13:34):
My best friend dad. So he went on a date
with a girl and they were meeting up at his
house and at her house. Sorry, so he shows up,
she looks absolutely nothing like her picture.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
None.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:13:50):
Okay, so he's diabetic at the time, he was still
injecting insolent. So he goes, oh, and.

Speaker 11 (01:13:58):
He looks at his phone.

Speaker 10 (01:13:59):
He goes, oh, influence, I've got to go out and
get it from my carsh He went out to his car,
went into his car and drove away.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Oh my god, and then he fix it.

Speaker 10 (01:14:11):
Diabetes was acting up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Yeah, yeah, and so he just left and he never
saw her again.

Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
Yeah, he did a lift.

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
He like sent me a picture and I was like,
so what, like, like, see me the thing?

Speaker 11 (01:14:22):
And I was like, so what did she look like?

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
He was like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Like, not like that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
And I was like, oh, four, we got a four.
We were sold in eight and we got a four.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
I was like, I think you should stop meeting up
with girls at their houses. Did that stop them?

Speaker 11 (01:14:38):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yeah, Like at least if you meet somewhere public and
get a coffee and they turn up, you can be like,
oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
Ye yeah, oh I can't see them, and then you
see someone that you're like, oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
That's the yeah, yeah, Emily, thank you, Erina. Why did
you leave a date early?

Speaker 11 (01:14:59):
Because we I turned up to actually make the guy
for a date.

Speaker 10 (01:15:02):
He looked he dressed and looked like Steve Owen. He
looked nothing like the pictures on tender by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I would, I would, by the way, eighteen years was
it yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
And he was a he was a hoty man. He
was a physically or was it the outfit as well?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
I know, it was the whole package. It was short stampede,
just like Steve Owen. I was done. I was done,
and when I so is my mate, I was like,
you're going to have to, like like get me out
of here. She rung and pretended she was crying.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I'm so sorry, maybe you've got to go Stevie.

Speaker 10 (01:15:47):
But it didn't advertising.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Did he not look like the photos?

Speaker 11 (01:15:51):
No, not at all. So I tuned up and I
was like, oh, this is really weird and he was like,
oh no, that was when like I was really young,
and I was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Maybe update your photos there, Steve erin, I thank you
some messages in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
My brother, who goes on online dates all the time,
left a date early because the girl said she was
just freshly out of jail and he thought she was joking,
and then soon after told him she'd been in there
for murder. Shut up, so he excused himself. No, I
mean you go on enough online dates. You found a
date a murderer. Oh my, statistically, I don't know statistically,

(01:16:33):
keep your diggs coming in nine six nine, se get
too more of those necks you can call as well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Oh eight hundred dollars it in?

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
When did you leave mid date? And why leaving dates early?
So many great messages, you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Know, some of these are horrendous. Whenever we do it,
when we talk to people about going on dates, it
does remind you how lucky I am not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
To be ding I stay, stay in your relationship, and
it's way easier. I left a date halfway through after
I I realized why this guy looked so familiar. I'd
seen him on the news as the crazy right wing
lobbyist who was in court with Colin Craig. He kept
laughing and calling me a sexy little socialist whenever I
expressed a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
View that was even remotely human.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Oh, that's so belittle. Oh here's a little socialist. It's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
I picked up for a date.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
It was off Tinder. He didn't come to my door,
beeped from the car. From the car like an uber,
took me through the drive through. We never got out
of the car. He said, let's eat in the car
car parked in a car park. Yeah. I happened to
turn behind me and there was a wheelchair in the
back and I was like, who's this wheelchair?

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
And he's like, it's mine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
We've been speaking for months prior to this, and he
hadn't seen he had ever mentioned it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I was like, it's not that big a deal, but
it's like, why didn't you just say yeah, yeah, you
could tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
I was gonna find out at some an interesting thing
to I met, Like, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Met this guy to a rugby match, very tall and
hands him. He asked me out and I was shuffed.
But when he took me to the pub and so
in an old building and started talking about the architectural
features of the place. After an hour of this, not
even wine helped. I went to the toilets that didn't
come back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
What are you going to borrowing Norman on your hands?

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
But he could be a rich architect?

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Was he rich? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Do you want that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
I left a date after a guy kept scratching his crotch.
Worlready had something and I didn't want something. You just
don't be touching that in public in such an aggressively
scratchy manner. My mum went on a date a few
years back. Lives in a small town. She's a college teacher.
Everybody knows her. Blind date was in a local cafe.
The guy was sweating and trembly, and she thought, Oh,

(01:18:44):
he's just nervous. That's a little bit cute. Then he
fell off his chair and was having a full on seizure.
Oh sh Ambos called on arrival. They were asking mum
all these medical questions about him. My Mum's just like
I just met him five minutes ago, and then quickly
between questions, exited stage.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
We had a out on the internet who I was
chatting to for ages. He showed up. He didn't say hi,
He just looked me up and down for a few
minutes and said yum and walked into the restaurant. I
followed him and turned my ring tone on and pretend
someone was talking to me and had an emergency, and
I left just like not high yum.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yuh my god. Some people I.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Left a date earlier picked me up and when we
were driving to the destination, he reached his hand in
the back of the car pulled out a can of
beer and cracked it. I'm very anti drink driving, so
I said, I suddenly feel sick. You take me home.
We didn't even make it to the day.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Yeah, that's not cool cracking a beer.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
I left as soon as he took dance notes out
of his pocket and asked me to dance and said,
follow these instructions.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
No one was dancing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
We just met.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
We hadn't even had a drink. No, no, no, follow
these instructions as no thanks, no thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Um.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
I'm a female in my early twenties at the time,
when on a date with a guy i'd met online
who had clearly misre it presented his age by about
twenty years, politely sat through coffee, found out he had
four children and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Was looking for a step mother. Oh, now, I will
say that that was one coffee in Wow, looking for
a step.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
You know they do, So you gonna be honest up front.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Yeah, now I do have four keads.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
I tried to leave after the coffee, but he ordered
me another coffee, despite me saying no, thank you. Yeah,
I said they had used the bathroom and I bolted.
I ever heard from him again. That's good that he
took the took the hand. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yum.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Dating feels right. That's so I'm not that's my new
way to agree. I'm going to say to you guys,
good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I'll be like thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Now, you've also just received some mail from a lovely listener. Well,
he's been hearing you winging about collecting stickers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Hope these help to get your containers. Thanks for the
last one on the way to work, Maria, Thank you, Mari.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Stickies, thank you moren W shut Hailey up for us
and stickies ten stickies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Oh that's gonna help, isn't it. That's a step in
the get you a new lunch box, Maria.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Say thank you to Maria. Thank you. Always say thank
you to your uncle, say your propert, go and say
go and say think thank you. Give me a hug,
think thank you, Maria.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher. But if
there's a new personal record off, how many of those?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Did you count? Seventy nine of those? Two all right? Well,
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