Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th September 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan gave someone a Bath...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Please Wood and Hayley's little Bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Welcome to a little bit of Pod. I
must say this week I've been filling some questions about
bathing chickens. I saw the chickens on your Instagram through
you did this in the house in the kitchen saying.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well, we didn't have a bath outside. No laundry sink,
the Lord. The laundry sink was a second second rate sink.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, we had a big stainless steel tub growing up.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thing you could just scour it and all sins were forgiven.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We won't talk about it. Were almost pipers.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, terrible, terrible that. But no, that goes to the sea.
So don't do that. No, I don't do that. I
where are we where? How does yours? Have you repiped
your house out? Just flows straight into the sea.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, that's a whole.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Lot before I give down the drain.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Don't do it down the roadside drained that drains threat
that goes to the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, but maybe even not down your plug. I'm sure
there's a proper way to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
But yeah, I bathe the chicken in there because the
chicken had a shitty bum.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
How do chickens clean themselves? Well, they shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So the kloaka sort of like goes open and the
feathers should go apart, and the poo goes out without
head in.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
The I've seen I've seen it before. It's the equivalent of.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like DAGs on a sheep dog or have you got
a bun kloaka? So well, there's I googled it two times. No,
apparently that could be like an infection or oh my god,
yeah maybe thrush?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah is that a thing? All the temperatures getting warmer?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You know, so Max got around leiggings too long?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, didn't let the area breathe. You gotta let it breathe.
After it workout, let it breathe. You still a third
summer in a row.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Thrush, congratulations, thank you so much, loud of you.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And so yeah, I just I washed the chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Shadow was like, I can't lead an animal knowingly. I
can't lead an animal that can be washed go unwashed.
If you could save it, why.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Didn't you get the hose with it like a squirt
attacked a raw cloecher.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
In your house? You even though it was the laundry thing.
It's like, yeah, watership, yeah yeah, I probably would have
done it on an outside.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You have a hot side. It was warm water. I
wasn't doing it cold. This is nature of worn. If
it's got a too bad what ship on the eggs was?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It could stole the production completely. Is a bun chicken
that needs to go want chicken's eggs?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
What was weird though? Washing it when we were finished
and it was like drying. Did it like it?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Did it? I didn't hate it, which was weird because
in the rain, they immediately when it starts raining they
seek cover. Do you like it of a giant man
swept into your home and picked you up and washed.
I don't know who's a giant man washes agent and
a giant statement still top.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, when you've.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Got story rights itself, okay that you go there, I've
the fantasy. It was weird because it's also the first
time the chickens legs have ever been clean, because it's
like when we got the chicken, it immediately went into
the dirt. And I've only ever said so chickens legs
when they're like clean, look really born. Yeah, you're missing

(03:32):
with nature, you're.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Missing with nature and this and the nature time continuum.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You think I'm causing a paradise because the time nature paradise.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's going to be so confused.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Now the chicken as wow, it's been through this harrowing
experience and my need of the news as it may
need another bath. It's still got a bit of a
shitty bar.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Even clean it properly, I did, but it's continued to
I think you've got to put this chicken down to
one yeah now, because she must be laying because there's
too worry about it. Then well I wanted to continue laying.
It's maintenance. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's cloaker maintenance.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
One must maintain their kloaka or their kloaker adjacent digitals.