Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 9th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM podcast Network, The Fleetspahne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fleed, S, Fawn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We're down at Haley today.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, making your way back from Australia.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
She was filming.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Have you been paying attention Australia Australian onecause they didn't
cancel that one to day just your one. Yeah, it's
such a big deal over there. Yeah, have you been
paying attention Ossie? Yeah, that's how it got started here.
It wasn't quite as big a deal. It wasn't. It

(00:39):
was like you have to wait months to get tickets.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh years?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, the wait list. Yeah, it's crazy. But so yeah,
she's gone over and done that.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
So she'll be back with us tomorrow on the show.
Celebrity Treasure Island starts tonight on our television and streaming screens.
Streaming screens was the most difficult way in the world.
Just it just starts tonight. Watch it wherever CTI is.
That's yeah, you go nowhere. We have one of the

(01:11):
do you call them contestants? I guess you do, right,
they're vying to win, aren't they? Henry is comedy in.
I didn't mean to say that the feminine way. I
just wanted to say it enunciated the comedian that is
on Celebrity Treasure Island, the Sun Round, Susan Paul, Susan Paul,
the Susan Paul's on Celebrity sports names too White on
Christian Color Express. Do they still call on that? It's

(01:35):
pretty slowed down a bit. Probably just a par crawler,
just a commuter, just commuter, commuter speed. Now maybe so
she will join us and soon to talk about Celebrity
Treasure Island.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
She's not kicked off. No, she's not out literally starting
to start. So we're not talking to her because she's
the first eliminated. That would be a spoiler and it
We're just talking to her because she was available. She's available.
Yalda press Nick on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
It seems everybody is getting those impaic even though the
celebrities are still denying it. Yeah, but you see those
less like you know, celebrities before and after.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Who is it? Is it? Sharon Osbourne? She's gone too far.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
She's also then stop dabbling it up with a lot
of stoppening and placed surgery. Yeah, well there's one unintended concert,
unintended consequence. She's struggling to get my words out this
morning that people are finding after taking those impac and
it's leading to the rise or the sag or something else,

(02:32):
plays Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
As well a lot of celebrities.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
In fact, a lot of people around the world are
on their z impact the drugs like it were GOV injectables.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, and they make you lose weight.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
The obviously the diabetics stoked that everybody's using their.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Dedication that was invented for them as a life saving.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like a lot of Americans struggling to get it and
they need it. But it's been in insanely popular, they reckon.
Fifteen point five million Americans have tried o zempic or
similar drugs to lose weight. That's a lot in like
the last year because it is just like absolutely skyrocketed
and taken off. But this is caused all these people

(03:18):
using these drugs. It's caused a huge surge in Brazilian butlers.
Oh yes, why do they call them Brazilian butlers because
they're I think they were origin right, and maybe no
is it because Brazilians have big, delicious because they've got
delicious barts.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
And so because you lose weight, the asses are sagging, right,
and so everybody's like, oh damn right, I'm going to
need to do something about this now. And yeah, so
there have been like plastic surgeons in New York, Las Vegas,
Florida just saying like business is booming because lipos not required,

(04:00):
the skin tightening and the butt boosts. Yeah, and it
just like SAgs down, you know how everyone's you know,
you see a lot of celebrities, their faces are just
like woah and they and then they get it melting
away Sharon before tight tight rat.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
A nineteen sexy a surgeon named Evo Patangua just a
shot that was found was pushed again, found in the
world's first plastic surgery training center in Brazil, where he
pioneered and became known for the Brazilian butt lift and
all over the globe how to performance techniques to make
butts like Brazilians. Yeah, well invented there.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
So it's just a butt lift that was invented in Brazil.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah okay, but also pretty based on again those delicious
Brazilian butts delicious. Let me reframe those shape shapely. Yeah,
of the but there's some photos on this news story.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Is the same person, Yeah, it's the same person.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh, my son, they've taken ozimpic and then and yeah,
the butt lift is on the right.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
But yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Butt SAgs there, loses the shape and the hips, and
this is taking the remaining.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Bits and pieces and slamming it in the butt. Yeah,
I'm guessing.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
So again portraits of words slamming it in the butt there,
injecting it into the butt.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, hold on, here we go, here we go.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
During the bbl A process after referred to as butt contouring,
excess fat is heavily heavily harvested from donut areas like
the abdomen, thighs or flanks. Flank what the muffins, you
know what, that's what.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm calling muffins now on top my flanks. You got
the flanks there.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Using light persuction, the harvested fat is then purified and
injected strategically into specific regions of the buttocks, enhancing their
shape and conture. This two step process ensures that the
fat is transferred in the way that achieves a natural
looking outcome. So, but if you're if you're on a
z impack and you've been on a while, you're not
going to have a lot of fat left to take.
You maybe have those pesky pockets you can never quite

(05:58):
get right. The majority of it's gone, but there must
be some, right.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
A lot of it is also filler as well. That's
being injected.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
They're getting some filer and apparently that in US dollars
is around six and a half and twenty syringes. But
then what if you put the weight on, where does
the filler? Is it stay there or dissolve or do
you get that taken out fill to dissolve over time anyway?
Unsure or it moves? Yeah, right, Well that's something to
just not for me. Yeah, beer in mind. I'm happy

(06:27):
with my saggy old Irish ass. You should get the
Irish ass left where you just eat so many so
much like complex dense beija carbohydrates, you just start backing
and it just SAgs.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, plays Fletchborn.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And Hailey A.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Blondes who eat TikTok account blondes. Blondes who eat let
me see what else is Blondes who eat what kind
of things they post?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's food. Oh yeah, okay, that looks a good barbecue.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh were you expecting like salads?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
And and I was gonna say that ain't eating Okay
she eats. Okay, good, good for her. But her top
to a pin to barbecue and McDonald's in Italy. Okay,
well you get a little and McDonald's in Italy a
little fork to eat your fries with. What she's got
a little head, she's got a little toop wrong wooden
fork and now she's turning the burger. Shown sponsor about

(07:18):
getting some tiny talks off, that'd be delightful.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, there is something good about lift your fingers.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
This Instagram and this TikToker has blow and open ahead
and fee. Yeah, this better not start happening. So this
is an America. This is this is an America where
you asked to tip on everything. They spin the little
iPad round and you've just tipped, but you're asked if
you want to begin, Oh yeah, tip tip tip.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Tip, tip tipp Do you want to tip? And then
in America that's how you doing their wages? Yeah, but
mostly hospitality, they're our retail Oh yeah, no, baronon.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
There's a tipidemic in the states. You know, service workers absolutely,
because there's no minimum wage in a lot of states. Yeah,
and that's how they make the majority of their income.
But then retail wild to ask for a.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Tip, Wild will let you literally are just getting some
T shirts.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
And you're on an hourly rate. Yeah, like that's how
that works, you know. Well, bartender, she got the receipt
for a night out drinking and they were charged a
prep fee for cocktails the shaken variety, So if the
cocktails were shooketh, they were charged a prep fee for

(08:33):
them on top of the existing listed price for the cocktail.
That's in the price of the cocktail. I know the
MIRACLESO doesn't include the tax on there. I know, you
go out to eat and you're like, that's not too bad,
but then once you account that it's probably going to
be twenty percent more year tip, and then the tax
is not listed.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I know it gives you go to work that out
in you and yourself.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
And now she said being charged for prep of cocktails
if it was a simple poor cocktail, I don't believe
had the the prep, but there was the arm.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Shadow do you.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I always feel sorry that when there's a busy bar
and you go up and you order to run cocktails
for your friends, and the hot with the biceps is
volunteering to do the shaking because he looks ripped while
he's doing it.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I feel really sorry, no ladies at the bar
that you're on a date with a looking at her.
I was on a date with the guy at the
massive biceps. He's shaken the hell out of that shaker.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
But I feel like I would if I was working
behind the bar, I'd rather just poor easy drinks. Then well,
do you think they like making the cocktails, because then
they're just they don't have to deal with. I'd have
a gimmick. I'd have a paint can shake. You know,
the ones that got it might have tend. You put
them the paint, you put the drip drip dripping, and
then the fingers stuff and then yeah, they do like

(09:45):
twelve at once, and then line them up on the
bar and walk down pouring them.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Fair point.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I'm sure you always hire lazy people. Ye find shortcunts
like this. Absolutely nobody's hot biceps are getting a shof
on the bar, though, but everyone he gets to watch
the paint makes it do.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Play a red brick wall in a park in New
York City has become New York's biggest pickup spot.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh as singles.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Flock to this wall twice a week, every Saturday and
Sunday from noon until eight pm. You go to this
brick wall opposite the tennis courts. Yeah, you pay a
man with a camera.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Pay a man.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's a donation between twenty it's expensive. I'll say that this.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is a great idea what I'm about to tell you,
But it's expensive twenty five to sixty dollars. You pay
the man. He takes your photo two polaroids.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
He gives you one to take home, and he gives
you the other one to put on the red brick wall.
And you get a little post it which you put
under it. You name your age, and then three lines
to tell people about yourself. And it's the hottest new
dating spot in New York. How do you get the
How do you get the contact details? Do you pay

(10:59):
the guy with the polaroid for the contact details? Yes,
So you scan a QR code and you give your details.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
And if.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Somebody messages you and you haven't messaged them, and you
get creepy people like polaroids get stop. There are two
There are two people that stay by the wall and
those that want to participate. They tell the organizers who
they like and who they'd like to have their picture
and details passed along too.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
So they pass gotcha. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, So then the photos are swapped out every five weeks, okay,
and then.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
So you've got to go back to sort of a
subscription cost if you will ever.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I mean it's kind of weeks, kind of like old
school day. It's like kind of like an analog dating app.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, it is. But then I guess you're in the area,
so you know, these people will be two yes, I
don't know. It's a bit different, although one person because
they've zoomed up on a couple of photos. Griffin, this
is a guy in a red polo twenty four m
seeking m slash female. Maybe I think it's his female.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Maybe it's maybe gay sela a little bit by Yeah, gregarious, sarcastic, abs, hilarious,
nice fun.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
That's a subscription a well, the photo is it's not
shirtless's not shirtless, so he's just letting you know, he's
letting you know he's got abs.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
So you know, Dana is twenty four female seeking, m driven, sporty,
humor kind and all it is is just a polaroid.
It's all you get stripped. You can't swipe another ten photos.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I kind of like it. The wall is kind of
looks like one of those walls after a big disaster,
you know when people are missing. Oh yeah, you know photos.
I'm saying, we're looking for this. It's got those. It's
got that kind of vibe. But the wall is absolutely
like all sides of it, just absolutely filled with people.
It's kind of cool. I kind of like it. It's
kind of different. It's interesting. What was the wall before this?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
It looks like a year, like, yeah, it looks like
a shed, a pump shed or something, pump house sort of, yeah,
ribe or a generator. But yeah, it's it's a cool idea. Yeah,
I think it could work in like big cities. I mean,
it probably wouldn't work in a small town in New
Zealand because everyone knows every way just wait there. Yeah,

(13:20):
kind of like old school. There is anything too. If
you don't want to pay, you could just wait at
the war.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You could just yeah at the wall all day and
if you see aty be like I'm yeah, I mean
this doesn't bode well for our relationship going forward. But
I'm too cheap to pay to be part of that.
But I would like to go to.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
And I'm kind of stalking everyone that comes.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, that would be the way to go. Great idea.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Play play and starts tonight seven thirty on to It's tonight,
Tomorrow and Wednesday Celebrity Trusua.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Island, and we're joined in studio by Jane Henry. Good morning.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Such a pleasure to be here, A pleasure, A pleasure.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Is I have quite publicly stated that I would never
do it, only because I'm too competitive.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I would get carried away. I'd be sobbing on TV.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You get hangry, I'd get angry.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
I just feel like it would reveal a dark side
of myself.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Yeah, did you have?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yes, and you'll see the same of eye.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Did you shear similar concerns?

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Ah? Yeah, you know what I think I did.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
But I was more curious about what that would be,
and I thought why not find out at the same time.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
So you saw it as like a personal challenge, Yeah,
I'm curious about the monster with it.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
I feel like I haven't I haven't really seen that
side of myself. I'm not a sportsperson obviously, so I
have no idea. I'm not even like a social netballer.
I had no idea what I would be like going
in there, and I knew that there was a chance
I could be a full monster.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You at four games and stuff, Yeah, you get a
little unhinged on the monopoly board or traniums, the one
that brings.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Out the words, oh yeah, I reckon for me.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Articulate is where I'm your most monstrous, right, but only
really is a response to home and a team with Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Lucky you don't have teammates on this, so you've.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Got your team to see You've got an amazing team
including I mean, everyone was so jazzed to hear about
Susan Paul being.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Is she luminous in real life?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
She is the most stunning woman I've ever seen in
my actual life.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
She's thousands and thousands of luminous spheres.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's what it is. Sexual blow.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Oh she just was honestly such an icon. She is
still such an icon. She's still with us.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Unless she killed her on the island. And this is
your way. I got a little computer, I don't want
to hear.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I don't want to hear.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
You're also on with Bubba is on your team, which
is like she is super unhinged like yourself. You've got
me and more tube and she like I've met her
a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
She's a boxer.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
She is.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
A hard woman, yes, Like I can't.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Imagine being on a team with someone who I imagine
would be fighting the game.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Pretty tough, I.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Think so, but also such a teddy bear and I
think really likes taking I don't want to say the
vulnerable under her wing, but the vulnerable and that sort
of was me along really well with me.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
So I mean, you can't tell us too much obviously
without spoiling it.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
But now, how was your experience?

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Did you enjoy it or were you like because I
know lots of friends that have done it before who
were like I hated that, Like it was like it
was so hard and difficult.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
I think I had the best time because I had
nothing to lose in terms of I tuned up and
no one knew who I was. So it's sort of
that thing when you're overseas where you can sort of
lie about your personality.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
And it wasn't being recorded for television or anything. Yeah, yeah,
I'm a doctor.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
I'm a French doctor bos or.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Because I had no idea who I was. There was
no expectation of how I was going to.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
Be and how you're going to perform.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, and so no one expected anything of me, which
was sort of the perfect way to do it. I
think anything I did was a pleasant surprise. I think
I fell over so much, and.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
I really hope sort of emotionally.

Speaker 8 (17:16):
Physically over nothing, like truly nothing.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
And I'm just really hoping that that gets cut.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
So many won't.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's certainly did you? There's always going to be a
supercut of your falls. I can feel did you?

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Because I mean, we're great friends with Maddie McLean, who
is famous.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
For crying on that show, like it like a bear bear?
Did you cry? Did you cry on the show?

Speaker 8 (17:42):
And I didn't want to. It's not fun to be
like the clown who's crying. I'm the comedian and I'm
the one crying.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
So boring, But I think what it is is I
love to cry privately, big fan of it.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Oh really, I don't exclusively cry publicly.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
That the second you tear up, it's like suddenly there's
like a team of people who are like, Hi, do
you know, Like what's going on? So you can't just
privately cry. You just have to constantly do it publicly,
which is so draining and so boring.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Who's the charity that you were representing?

Speaker 8 (18:15):
The Aunties?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
The Aunties is so cool.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
I think someone's on their Aunties every year.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
People kept telling me that, and I'm like, I wasn't
trying to pick like the sheakest, most unpicked charity. I
was trying to pick the charity I support by dec
the Daylight, which is the Aunties. They help people once
they're out of domestic violent situations and they helped set
them up and get them going, and they're based here
and Tammocky and they do really awesome works.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
So I took a couple of beds to the Aunties
once charity drop off I've ever done where I got
a big hug and like I thought I.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Was, I felt like I was about to be fair
and I was like I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go,
and they're like, oh, thank you so much. Yeah, they're
lovely charity.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
I am really looking forward to seeing how you go.
I am looking forward to watching you fall over and cry,
but also are supporting females.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
The new season of Celebrity Trees Trail and it starts
to night at seven thirty on two continues as well
Tuesday and Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Tony, thank you so.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Much, thank you, heving me play Stadiums, Flitchborne and Haley
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Headline reads. Mushroom learns to walk with robot leagues. Mushrooms
have learned to walk, roll and dance on mechanical legs
and a breakthrough in the development of living robots. Scientists
found that my Salem, the root like structure of fungus,
is able to control a machine by using electrical impulses
to trigger movements.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
So this is gross. Don't do this. They've got to stop.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
So there was two robots from Cornell University in the
University of Florence. One resembled a starfish with like grippy
legs that could yeah, I would say more like spider
okay and staffish, just not as many legs as a spider.
And the other sets on wheels and then they've merged
to control them.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, robots like you know, AI is becoming a thing.
Once they get the AI, these mushroom robots will start
taking over. I haven't one welcome o.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
You pull a bello overlords or like to the Shaitaki Empire,
my allegiance with just a white button with like a
little bit of dirt still on it. The white button
will be the hotties that the robot Okay, I don't
think there.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Is savage is the oyster cult?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, for example, but floppy like the oysters. Yeah yeah,
Well I've got the top six of the half robots
we need and why we need them. Number six on
the last half robot, half police officer.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, let's call him robo officer.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Are you sure this hasn't been done before, like a
robo comp.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I know that I'm aware of a great idea. Though.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I was gone a movie that needs a reboot, but
it has been rebuke everybody.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I actually like, I never watched it. It had Joe Kinneman. Yeah,
it wasn't as bad as everybody said it was. The
original robot Coot was perfect.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, but then you go back and watch Robocock two,
rover Coop three, back of that old ones rub three.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
He got wings. He got wings. Don't be silly. Don't
be silly.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Number five on the list of the top seconds of
the half robots, we need half robot, half dog, or
half cat if that's your thing, so then forever, yeah, right,
so your cat dies, yeah, and then you just implant
it into a row robot and that way you also
never have to clean up their purple again.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yes, because you make the back half robot. Yeah, okay,
yeah right, or just the digestive part robot. Yeah, maybe
it's just a robot with a cat cover, like a
cat skin robot. Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Number four on the list of the top six other
half robots. We need half robot, half fruit tree. Okay,
so then it can follow the sun round moves, all right,
and we'll give you this sun yeah yeah, and then
come drop them off, okay, because sometimes I look at
them when I see a fruit trem like I just
can't be bothered walking out to it walked up to me, Okay,

(22:07):
I mean yeah right. Number three on the list of
the top sex of the half robots, we need half robot,
half car transformers.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I r L. Your best friend is also the way
you're going to get to work, and then you could bear.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Them all and just be like I'm walking out now
and it dry? Yeah, how good would that be? Number
two on the less of the Top sex other half robots,
we need half robot, half bunch of flowers.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Right that way, you never forget them. They don't die.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
You don't have to ever buy any more flowers because
those flowers. They wouldn't be special though, would they if
they lasted forever?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
God, what do you want from me? You want flowers?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Invented technology to get flowers alive and definitely And number
one of the less of the top sex other half robots,
we need half robot, half coffee cup. Bibble's got those
jugs that turn on or the the coffee machines on
the timer.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yep, but then you've still got to get up to
get it. Yeah right, if they could do it for you,
the cup would fill and yeah it was filler.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Would come and find you with the cup of little
cup spider legs controlled by a mushroom man.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
That is today's tip Sexys Flinchborne and Haley Haley pol.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole.
Did you do an oe?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
The overseas experience is moving to Australia and I that's cheat,
that's just basically moving to Australia a big New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, that's moving to New Zealand. Snakes edition pretty much. Yeah,
hot Snakes edition. Yeah. There was an article about the how.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
The Oe's changed and like Australia is definitely like the
one place, the number one place, Kiwi's move.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, just how it's changed.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's a lot more challenging in London now, especially to
find a job. Like one recruiter in this article I
was reading, I was saying the average time finding a
job at the moment and their fields was like four
to six months, not like just getting there and getting
a job. Brexit, Yeah, maybe they just blame and just
COVID and I guess, you know, the job market's a

(24:21):
lot of tough time.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, it's a lot tougher now. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
And it's also saying that unless you're in like a
really qualified area, like you're in a highly skilled person
if you're not, you're going to struggle, right Yeah, So
I don't know. Was that used to be the way
you just arrive and just walk into a bar and
be like, I guess I work here now, Yeah, they
like sweet, they start pouring some and you always heard that,
you know, Kiwis and I he's had really good work

(24:45):
ethic compared to the breats.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
But yeah, well, no, did you do.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
An Thirty five percent of people said yes and I
loved it, one percent said yes.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
But I hated it or I want to hear from
those people, and sixty four percent said no, I didn't
do it O because we.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Both haven't done Oi's traveled like, had holidays and stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
But it did it always feel to you that everyone
else was doing it? No, No, because my mates didn't. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
True, most of my mates didn't do Oe's. I knew people,
My sister did one, my brother didn't. I just I
did know a lot of people, and I always thought, oh,
I'm in the minority, but I was no way.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Sixty four percent of people didn't do an oe.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Amanda said, I met my pommy husband, who I have
two beautiful children with and loved to bits. He even
acquiesced and got a Kiwi passport.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh so he's ours now. Yeah, beautiful word.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, beautiful use of the word wouldn't change a thing
it was meant to be.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah. Good she's pro oe.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Start of my OE in twenty nineteen, said Danielle. Got
stuck in the UK during COVID and still here almost
five years later. I've got an incredible group of mates
through my lockdown flat mates though.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh cool, so still doing it and.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I didn't come home as soon as she could, only
to Australia live here seven years later, DNB, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Cheated, that's cheating, that's cheating. You just moved out of Australia.
You just moved to Australia.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, Mike said, Uh, most people I know that we're
on an OI don't own a house, but I own
property that can pay for my holidays now. So rather
than doing that, he got invested in property. Probably didn't
need avocado on toast too, Yeah, and probably did it

(26:26):
twenty years ago when it was you know, it's a
fair point though, But then, like choice, don't you How
fun is it traveling?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Lots of fun? Lots of fun?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Tell me what's not fun watching the bank take your
big fan every time.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You get paid.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
But then I also know people that worked like in London,
earned so much money they had a deposit to buy either.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
There or here. Yeah, would you call Dubai.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
You'd said Dubai is the OE because he used to
keep his went Yeah, crazy amounts of money and yep,
didn't spend it or spent it and came home and
had enough.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
For a house deposit. Well said, New Zealand was my OI,
and I've never left. Oh, Lisa had a boyfriend I
didn't want to leave who turned out to be a lying,
cheating preck.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
And I regret never having an OE because all of
my siblings did.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh so you stayed for an as stayed for a dude.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
And well, I know people that have had partners in
New Zealand yep, and either one, maybe the partner or
maybe them wanted to do the OI but the other
person didn't, and they were just like, you just go
and do it.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'll be here when you get back. And then they
made it came. Really, I've never asked if there was lation. Okay, boy,
never got the feeling there was. It was just the
experience there definitely was. Yeah, there should have been wasted.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Not Caitlin Carolina fled to the UK to start mine.
Oh it trows out on whether I love it or
hated He is hoping for loving it Caitlin w heard
yet from anyone that's hated it? Have we Nah, Sophie said,
I want her. I'm just a super broke girly atm Yeah, Sophie,
oh yes, I did want to Dubai and I change
it for the world, partying on your's, free drinks, luxury cars,

(28:03):
many awful dates, underground parties, best.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Year of my life. Fun. So theger she did it,
no words. She came up with the house of everybody
goes through. I'm not paying tax. It's wonderful. I'm not
paying tax. It's wonderful. Yeah. Look at you design a handbag.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm going to buy a
house when I get hurt. The maules will get you
in Dubai The Lifestyle, thirteen past seven. Next, the silver

(28:29):
sachet with a spoon on top of it is my breakfast.
Leave me alone, your Sashi breakfast, play citiums, flits worn
and Haley mimatops and your head first. AnyWho in front
of me.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
There's a silver sachet and a gross looking chocolate be
spoon on top.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's my breakfast. You should eat with a smaller spoon.
There were no It was either that or a tea spoon, the.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
World's greatest trick to trip your brain into think you're
eating more small small spoon.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I know you feel like a giant. This is chocolate breakfast. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
So in like a month and a half, I'm doing
the heafy track. So doing what said, is it four nights?
I feel like it's four nights or three nights four days. Yeah.
So it's a lot of hiking and I don't want
to be carrying lots of food, so I'm going to
do the dehydrated meals. And I know you're a fan
of these because we've been hiking.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm a fan of.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Them because I get to pour boiling water into a thing,
shake it around, seal it, and in fifteen minutes a delicious
apple crumble.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's why I and well mashed potato and you're like,
where did the meat come from? Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
It wasn't there before, and now add more and now
the meat expands and it's there.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah. And yeah the apple crumbled.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
The dessert one, I forget the brand, but amazing so yum.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
So I know I've had those before, and I know
those are young, so I know that I can have
those like every day for lunch and dinner and be happy.
But breakfast, I'm like, I might just I'm going to
experiment because I was at the mall and I was
in the outdoor store and I was like, I'm going
to just grab a couple and I'll have them for
breakfast to see if I like them.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
And I just.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Love that one was a struggle that was kind of
it's you don't know what's in it.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I'm looking at it right now. Banana, It's all good
for you. It's like super healthy brown rice crisps. Yeah,
that's what I wasn't a fan of. Clown protein.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
That's a blend of fuff i bean, pea protein and
brown rice protein.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That sounds Did I have a bit of that? No,
it was.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It was quite nice. Sunflower seeds, yep, I could tie in.
I could taste those, and the pump with it.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Next on the healthy when you're tramping all day, organic milk,
organic coconut milk powder.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Chickery. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Chickory is My dad plants it in summer. It's a
crop with a deep taproot. The ground gets dry, it
or grow and the cow's coming.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
They eat it. What's the cows going to come and
eat me? Cow's going, well, you are a cow?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Okay, great, This is where it starts getting all bloody,
hippy dippy millet puffs buckwhere eat powder, red quinoa, arioli, cherries.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay a thing. Yeah, it's like like little nipples.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
It's got a lot of their Brussels sprouts at the bottom, parsley,
red beetroot, and seaweed.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I didn't taste any of that. Jesus a real.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's the smallest sport of stuff that's supposedly.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
It's meant to be like a good fuel for your
you know, for your day. Yeah, but taste didn't taste well,
it was all right, I'll give it. I'd give it
a four out of five or a three and a
half out of And some wheat books in the bag
and put've already been crushed, saving you the job of crushing.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I like that. All I did this morning was add
water and breakfast was ready.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
But that's how I would porridge every morning. I have
a section because it milks too much. I don't know,
but yeah, I might experiment a couple of mornings, right,
But yeah, the producers did get to work and wonder.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Why I was eating breakfast out of a pouch. There
was like eight dollars Jesus. Yeah, okay, cheap, it's a
whole meal nine dollar breakfast. You get a scot and
a coffee for that.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
But when you're in the middle of a not when
you're in the middle of a national park on the
actually were in many cafes and many met cafes along
the way.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
At every heart. Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, you can tell you getting close to the heart
because the Golden marches or guide you its guide and.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Absolutely play play to Europe.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
We go to Europe. There is an airline in Europe
called Air Baltic. They fly all over Europe, a lot
of a lot of the Baltic regions here spawn the
was in the They had a naming competition. Okay, they
are naming all of their forty eight aircraft. Are they
a new airline, No, neither been around for a while.
I've been around for a while. Now they're naming all

(32:50):
forty eight of the aircraft. You had to go online
to vote. Winners have just been announced. Yes, they gave
you a list of Baltic names like towns and cities, okay,
and all these kind of areas, and the will restrictive,
somewhat restrictive. Well it means that you can't say body
mcplane face, which has become a problem in recent years.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Now, this this kind of reminded.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Me of the Pegerro the what was that a Mitsubishi Yeah, Mitsubishi, Yeah, yeah,
that meant something different wanka yeah in Spanish and Spanish yeah,
but of course here we didn't know what that meant, right,
and it was it was around for ages, that brand
of car. Still still it's saw one of the weekends. Yeah,

(33:34):
it cut me off and not a ranger, I know,
someone just must be drove with the badureau for the weekend. Well,
this kind of reminded me of that because in the
Czech Republic, one of the options to name the planes
was actually it's called Kunda. It's a it's a city

(33:55):
that's actually in the Czech Republic, a vulgar term for
female Genitalia. And the entire Czech Republic seemed to vote
for that, and it won.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
The name won the competition. So they were like, can
we please have this removed? Is this is an offensive
to No?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
They voted for it and it won, and it will
be one of the planes because obviously it's a city,
or they just took a step up in my we're
not a fan of Czech Republic. No, no, no, that I was,
you were, but now even more so, even more so.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
The second most popular vote by Internet users was the
Estonian city of.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Puc. It's got an omelet is that the two dots
above the U. Is that what you call?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Also that means you dream, you see, you see, I
don't need to Why doesn't sound like number two?

Speaker 9 (34:48):
You see?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And that did provoke a lot of giggles and its
secured the hijacked way European nations. Who's Yeah, so these
cities obviously, well.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
People just found that that funny voted and so yeah,
these are going to be on aircraft that are being kind.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Of in corporated cities. Yeah, they are actual places. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
So the rest of that day are also vulgar terms
and other is another language like the po Yeah, which
we didn't we didn't know, but I mean we really
come through our soones because we have hijacked the naming competition. Yeah,
but not not like not in the name of filth
near no filth. We're mature and blasphemy. Yeah, no, it's
the Hawks. Bay Airport is naming its new fire truck.

(35:33):
The options there were five, there's only one real standard
of the stage body has been extended. Yeah, Friday is
to cut off, but we're fifty nine percent of the
voter is currently for Judy Drench.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Can I should I say we've got this in the bag?
Our chosen one is the one. I don't want to
judge it. I don't want to. It would take a
huge amount of effort from somebody out. I'm excited about this. Yeah,
I'm so excited to sway.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It, but I wouldn't say that it's in the bag,
and that might tempt them, Yes, to begin a ground
swell movement for Fred the fire rescue emigenity.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's just not as good franchis. Yeah, see you like
that one like that one that got me ahor which
stands for fire Warrior and Duai Wai water in abundance.
It's a sexy fire truck too, well exciting. Voting closes
for that on.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Friday plays Flitch, Voorne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
We want to talk about now what you found out
about people after a death? Yeah, well maybe they were
harboring secrets the person that died, or maybe they'd been
poor pieing about other people, or you know, there's a
range of things. BuzzFeed did a list of the shocking
secrets revealed after did BuzzFeed.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
That's right, BuzzFeed did a list but still going BuzzFeed. Okay,
stronger than ever because it used to be like which
friends character to say? Which quiz? Yeah, lots of courses here.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I can one hundred percent guess your favorite Halloween candy
based on your preferences in.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
This American candy. Yeah, you know that. What's that little
corn one? Kendy corn. Yeah, that's weird. It's a weird one.
It's a weird lolly. Mark's got weird lollies.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
What full dessert are you? Yeah? This lest though, is insane.
The things that people learned when people passed away. Yeah,
and we thought like we've got to do this here
in New Zealand, like like, surely we've got some secrets
out there. Yeah, the things he learned when people passed away. Like,
here's some examples from this BuzzFeed list. I had a
great aunt who was never married. I just thought she

(37:29):
was a lesbian. Terns out she had a forty year
love affair with a priest. They were supposedly madly in
love with the church. Obviously upon that sort of thing, right.
My uncle was gay. His wife knew. They hung up
with his boyfriend all the time. We just thought he
was a really close family friend. But not just keeping
up appearances, but having a wife in the same house,
all three of them. I didn't know, Well, they just

(37:50):
hung out a boyfriend went right. I had to go
through a colleague's office after they died, found an evidence
of an affair in a small lock box.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I shredded it all so that didn't need to be
dealt with. There's quite a few.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Someone said they did like a twenty three knee and
sysory dot com test and found their mum had adopted
like two kids before she started a family. You don't
hear about it as much because time's passed, but you
used to hear about every now and then someone's granddad
or great grand that would die and there'd be some
Nazi memorabilia, you know, the wrong side of that whole situation.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well, that was another one.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Someone had made up an entire military career and hadn't
fought in the war at all had just got like
medals from a shop, like an shops that the Dolan
val Dolan valor when you were doing something under the
pretense it was yours. My father's cousin served six months
in jail in the mid fifties for stalking an Italian

(38:45):
oscar winning actress. Okay, yeah, did some time there, and
they didn't find out until they died.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
They died. Yeah, I guess no one's telling too much
about it.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Somebody said we had a cousin one day, stopped communication
with the family, and no one ever really talked about it.
Found out later when grandma died the cousin was in
witness protection.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
That's why she was gone, and nobody ever tooked see.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yeah, okay, well this is what we want to know
here in New Zealand. What did you find out when
someone passed away?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Because maybe a lot of people have to clean up
the crap, right, clean up people's houses. They'd be going
through the junk drawers.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh and find it would be so much fun, especially
if it's like an estranged uncle or something like that,
someone you didn't even know existed, or you knew them,
but they were just cooking and weird and you didn't
know why, you didn't know the level of their cookie
or weirdness, and then you find their dungeon or their
draw full of crap and you're like, oh, that explains
a lot done. We're talking about what you only found

(39:41):
out after somebody passed away, the juice in us. Maybe
the secrets. Oh, they're not around to hide their secrets anymore.
Hearing from a few lotto ones, that's wild, isn't it.
They were kept completely secret. After my dad died in
two thousand and eight, we were cleaning out of stuff,
found a lotto when he'd had no wonder.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Who was able to buy a hot ride? Everybody was like,
how is dad put that hot How the past marm
or his mum not around made an amazon a round
or maybe he did not tell her. He's just like,
don't you worry about don't you worry about it. It's
bloody taken care of.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Somebody else said that their mum had a second division win,
that she kept completely completely quiet, didn't tell anyone in
the family. How'd they find They're just going through a stuff. Yeah,
and she's got like the receipt or something. Yeah, okay,
one minute in her purse through after she had passed.
What would the second division be? Not much like tens

(40:35):
of thousands? You're going to get that secret from like
oh maybe a twenty Yeah, I wonder how many people
do keep it secret. We all found out that my
great uncle was a Mason, like you know, freemason.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh yeah, let's go to the Masonic lodge. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
We only found out about when two men and suits
quietly put a flower on his casket at his funeral.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
The estate was split twenty two ways, and and the
Mason's got one twenty tooth one twenty tooth one in
twenty second twenty second, twenty two split.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
The family were very dark about it. I bet they were,
what's that? But you're not getting much?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like even if it was like.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Like a house being sold.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, like for say a house was like six hundred thousand, Yeah,
what's a twenty twothec twenty two million dollars? The Amazons
and getting a million bucks? Yeah right, and see where
people might have been a bit miffed. Yeah, they're getting
the same as individuals. But that's secret. Handshake wild and
good morning to allow free Masons. Keep your texts coming
in nine six nine six eight hundred dollars at some

(41:38):
juicy stuff. What did you find out about someone when
they passed away? What did you find out after somebody
passed away? In your family secrets?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I love this je It's so juicy gosty.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
After my granddad died, my mother found out that he
had an affair and had another three children. My mum
has since met three of her other siblings who live
in France.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
What the woman was fun? What's her dad had been
like away for work? Something? World War two? And my
mindor two? Yeah? Maybe and my mind's World War two. Ah.
My dad was forty eight when he met his mom.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
They had me, and thirteen years later he passed away.
It was a few years after he passed and we
started finding out some things cool. When I thought it
was an arly child, there were two men who lived
in my dad's area, people I grew up with, and
I was led to believe they were my uncle's long
story short, they were my brothers.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Oh wow, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
I met the other two visiting his home country, but
still assumed they were my uncles.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
They were also my brothers. Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
When my papa died, we found out to have a
lover before my nana and had a child with them.
She was taken away to have the baby and he
never saw her again. He wanted to find her, but
wanted to wait until my nana passed away first. So
now I'm trying to force my dad to find his
sibling that's out there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Do the test, Do an ancestory test.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, that's how a lot of people are finding these
things out. At my father in law's Tonguey, we discovered
my partner has an the brother that no one knew about.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
It's always yep, it's always good the event. Ah.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Somebody said that that lot of when we talked about
before was twenty six thousand dollars, the second division of
one that mum kept completely.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Wow. Okay, Yeah. I found out my great grandmother loved
weird fridge magnets after she had died because I inherited
them all. It's from Elizabeth. I mean, that's nice Elizabeth.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Because everybody else is finding out about families and like
lifelong lives and stuff, she just like fridge magnets. Yeah,
but it's said that she was so embarrassed she couldn't
be public with her love.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah, fridge magnets.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Your mum loves fridge, my mum, yea, but not on
the new fridge because they've got a nice stand of
steel fridge.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
What all of them have been banned. I think they're
in a box somewhere. Oh that's a shame. Yeah, I
know they'll go. It's a real shame.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
She should just get a big bit of sheep metal. Yeah,
hang it in the garage or somewhere.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
But it's the fridge. Oh not the nice news really
of steel fridge. But she's been collecting so many for
you would go over season by her though. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Boy, those were second red fridge magnets because that was
my experience, not hers.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Okay, right, And the battery did.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Run out in the Scottish one that did the bagpipes,
because obviously the grandkids all loved that, would push it
every time they walked past the fridge and see the
battery died on that one, great excuse to go back and.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Get another, so I should say. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
My father recently found out that after sixty four years,
that his father that he grew up with was not
as biological father. After doing my heritage DNA. His was
very different to his brothers and sisters tried to talk
to my grandma about it, but she's in her nineties
and not quite all there anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
She does seem to recall some close family friend maybe
out around. I love it.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
We found out after they passed away they were a hoarder.
None have been allowed to visit the house, and we
went there and it was just like.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
We can see why. I feel like, I feel like
that would be great uncle. He was a hoarder, remember,
And they wouldn't even go to the house.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I was like, you've gotta I will come around and
help clean. They were like, no, that was so embarrassed,
like sicking hand embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, it was pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
We found out when my mother's when my mother's brother
passed away, she found out she was adopted. She told
her niece, her brother's daughter, She said that, yeah, we
knew about that, everyone in the family except for my mum.
She was seventy eight years old when she found out
she was adopted. Oh that's sad. You'd want to know

(45:29):
sooner or not at all, or not at all, You're
just don't Seventy eight seems like just an awful time.
My grandmother passed away ten years ago. She had a
stroke and was beard ridden. Just before she passed, we
found out she had a giant anchor tattooed on her
thigh and she'd been married.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
To a man in the navy.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
None of the family knew about us until the tattoo,
and then she just lit it all out.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
That would have been scandalous back in the day.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Like now, everybody gets a tattoo and you don't even
to think about it. A woman with a b Yeah,
I tato indicating she loves the navy.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Ye shiitn't me. I had a couple of late late
entries for the whole What did you find out after
somebody died?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Okay situation. Grandmother passed away twenty years ago. We found
out at the wake that she was.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
The love child of her father, the local baker, and
his baker's assistant. She was raised by her non biological mother,
who so knew or didn't know. We well, she obviously knew.
She didn't give birth to the child. Oh of course,
here did I get birth to this baby? I forget?

(46:30):
There's so many of them. Yeah, so right?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
And the father, the baker, and the backer's assistant, No
word if the father, but.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
The baker's assistant didn't want it.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Well, I don't know who had it, whether it was
the baker or the baker's assistant.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh had the baby. Huh.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
There was three people involved, I'll say that much. And
that's not how you makes a croissant. That's a small
town bakery. A yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Got to be.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
After my mom passed away, we found out who that
my younger brother was only our half brother. That well,
Dad was in prison for a couple of years. My
mum was saying somebody else, but he took off with
My dad got out of prison because obviously scared, and
then mom and dad had a younger sister. It was
the man's parting gift of the family. But Dad thought,
yeah right, I thought otherwise. My dad spent thirty years

(47:15):
and the police, then immigrated to New Zealand. We found
out when he died that he wasn't working for the
police in those thirty years.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
He was working with m I five. He was James.
He was James, he was a spook, he was a one.
And then what had to move so obviously British and
then moved.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
To New Zealand after he finished the thest place you
can move like he was. He was definitely hiding from
people way Yeah, like no one's going to find you
in New Zealand. Well, yeah, if you want to leave
that life behind, yeah, I guess that's the way to
do it.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Moved to the other side of the looker movie isn't
a TV show. I'm retiring, Yeah, after my spy life.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
And then he moved to a small town in New
Zealand and the plaice force. Yeah, and then the Russians
stormed the town and started all the crimes the over
because the Russians are our But each episode is he's
solving a small town cry.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Some historical, some cold cases. This is a big cabinet
of all the old cases that you've got solved. Okay,
we're just right. I think we did the next Great
Crime Drive. I don't think we did.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Play Yes, play hey you on the phone.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Better can guess your mom's name? For better, I can
guess your mum's name. Vormal asked five questions to Rebecca.
Good morning, Rebecca, good morning. Now Vormala asks are five
questions and then trying to guess your mum's name. Within
fifteen seconds that if he can do that, one hundred
dollars cash. And I believe you haven't failed all year.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Worn. I believe you've nailed it year. It's been quality
over quantity. We haven't done it as much. Yeah, but
you've nailed it every time.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
But yeah, that just doesn't deplete my psyching energy reserve. Yes,
now we will say at the start, Rebecca, your mum
sadly has passed. Yeah, okay, so this is this going
to affect born your psychic abilities hopefully hopefully positive repicula

(49:11):
for the positive year because you want to win the money. Okay,
all right, Well, Vaughn's got five questions. Yep, what what
year was your mum?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Born? Nineteen sixty two? Oh my god, she was so
young to have passed away. I'm so I'm sorry about that.
Yeah she was forty two. Oh oh wow.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Okay, so she passed away in two thousand.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Ah right, yeah, righty two. Okay, so coming out ten
years right, okay, Oh heck, I'm not throwing you. Hasn't
it psychic abilities? He's got emotional one's got a little
bit emotional. Yeah, I don't like I've been thinking a
lot about.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, and he's having elevated dreams too, Rebecca, He's having
elevated dreams again.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Rebecca, going to tell you about my sad dream I
had last night. That's real quick. It's a slight sidebar.
It's a side If you want to hear about it,
you can care about it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
So I had a dream that my daughter Andy, who's
twelve and a half, she got a boyfriend, which was
a little bit of the sad part about it. And
then we're in Hamilton, and then the elevator thing happened.
I had these dreams where elevators shoot up and then
drop down. And it shot up and I was like,
it's going to be okay, Andy, relax, yeah, and then
it fell down and it didn't hit the ground. It
stopped and we got out and I went to be

(50:27):
like it's okay and hunger and tell her it's going
to be okay, and the boyfriend got in there before
I could.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Jeez, she's not going to be allowed to go on
any dates. It's ruined my week. My week at this
stage feels like a write off. Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Right back to Rebecca's mum and guessing the mom's name. Yeah,
you jodding down a few names, getting getting a slight,
Tracy viek getting a Gin, could be a Jennifer, Genny
and Jennifer along Kathy.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Have you got a Kathy? I haven't yet, but I'll
put a Kathy on the first. Carol yep.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Again, all classic mum's mum names from that era.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
What what was mum's favorite TV show?

Speaker 10 (51:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
She did like Shortland true or like any reality show
like The Block?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Okay, she loved a bit of the Block. Do you
think it was the renovation that she liked or the
drama or.

Speaker 11 (51:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Okay. What about some famous Shortland Street mums?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Some Marge Marge. You put Marge down. Jenny, I've already
got that was next Mum yep. Allen Allen yep, Alan
Crozy a. Yes, that was Robin Malcolm. It was a
famous character. I've got a Robin there too. Okay. Uh.
What of mum's siblings names Jennifer, Jennifer, and Karen. Oh

(51:59):
I had Karen the last, So get rid of Karen.
Had Jennifer on the list.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
It would be wild if you had lots of kids
to call to by the same name.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
It would be a wild move.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I don't I don't think many people will know.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
They wouldn't, but you know, some people.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Should shake it up. I put a Patricia in there. Well,
you keep them on their toes, you call them like
one and two. That's a great question though, because that
that got a really good vintage of diffinitely set a
tone you could have Barbara, Helen, Jenny.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Did you have a Jenny?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, okay, I might put a Barbe Barbara, Barbara Bada.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
What was mum's go to a drink of choice?

Speaker 12 (52:45):
Are we talking alcohol or she loved the Lindau bubble and.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Moderation of course? Yeah, absolutely Lindau because I.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Can't even taste the bloody difference in these expensive ones. Yeah, yeah,
it's not as sweet as a queen Eileen and Ileane.
Come on, Ilane. I don't know why that just kind
of pomped down there and there. That might be along
the same same vibe my Christine, just because that's very Christine.
Yep to rock that in there. And what kind of

(53:16):
carded mum drive she had?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
BMW?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Oh did she a Susan? Susan would drive the BMW?
I've already got Susan. It was one of my first
I think real estate agent names Andre. Yeah, she's got
an open home from two dB. Well the BMW is
going to back right onto the flag that up because
it's Wendy.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
We're in New Zealand these I don't know. We're in
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Ribc Is family's from that would play a big part.
Do you think she's a real estate agent? Oh yeah,
wait her mum's not a real estate agent. We're just
we've been minted that because she drove a BMW.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, that real estate agent. Carry on, Okay, I think
I'm going to go. You had to go.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Okay, Well, Rebecca Vaughn now has fifteen seconds to try
and guess your mum's name. If you hear your mum's name,
yell out, stop, that's my mum's name, Vaughan. Your time
starts now. Susan, Tracy, Kathy, Carroll, Judith, Marge, Alan, Robin, Patricia, Sharon, Eileen, Wendy,
Barbara Christen.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Which one Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Classic vintage Wendy. It came out as Wendy and Warick
and what were the other siblings.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Names, Jennifer and Karen. Yeah, it was perfect.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It was the era of her siblings names that pushed
me towards a Wendy.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, Wendy on the list. Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, Rebecca, Well that is great news because you have
one hundred dollars and it has triggered.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
The bill is real. While you're on the phone, I
have it go. I guess in your dad's name. I
don't get any questions at the stage of proceeding.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
No, no questions, just one guess at dad's name. And
you have done this before, Vaorn many times. It's not
Wendy and John because that's the name of the characters
out of Peter Pan.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
What could be what a twist, it would be a
great story. Popular names of that because of Peter Pan,
the same kind of you know vintage.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yeah, think is it's given me that that your dad's
differently got a mate with the name.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
It's that era of it. Wendy and Tom, Dave, Wendy
and Dave, Pete, Wendy and Pete, Wendy and Dave because Wendy's,
you know, Wendy's spokes guy that used to do the
ads for the day. His name was Dave. What's it?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I reckon, that's that's your It's as good as any right, Okay,
but then that would debunk my Peter Pan theory.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
But they were.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
They weren't to people. They weren't characters signed by side characters.
They were It's gonna be one of them. It's always
one of the marketing.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
No, it's not a beatle this week. You don't reckon,
it's a beat all. It's or George. Okay, I reckon.
I'm Terry. I feel a Dave. Dave, you're feeling a day.
I feel a Dave deep down Dave. If you've got
a deep down Dave, you're gonna lock that in. Rebecca,
what is your dad's name?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
David?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
But he goes day it was I didn't even say David.
It never occurred to me that Dave would be shot.
I just because the David was never David. You did?
Are you kidding me? You? Tenny prat Ah? Is Dave
still with us?

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
He's still here. Oh that's fantastic. Oh, Rebecca, this is
so great. That's just made my day. I can't believe
it was Windy was in the room. You've done it,
You've done well. Two hundred dollars is all yours for
a kick. Congratulations, Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
Good work.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Thank you. How do you constantly do this? It's outrageous.
I don't know. Play and Hayley on Friday, what's that
said to you? Friday? I was tagged in an Instagram
story regarding how I say stainless steel.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I've never noticed you saying that wrong. Are you saying
it right now?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I don't know if I'm putting emphasis on different parts
you say it stainless steel, stainless steel, stainless steel. No,
I've never heard stainless, stainless, stainless steel, less steel. So
somebody took an exception to the way you say, not exception.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
She said that it's the first time she's heard it.
That's actually made her think. It's steel, stainless, stainless steel
rolled together, roll everything together, and stainless stele. If you
just grew up haring stanless stee and you never thought
about you're just like stainless steel. So she's doing this
run on camera, but at the same time opening a

(57:58):
jar of pickles and using a knife to get on
and under the lid and then just like levering it,
a crank pops the seal because of the lid. So
I was like stainless steel I didn't know, I said,
in any particular fashion.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Bigger question, the hell's going on with this jar opening technique?
I forget what knife? Ship? Was it a sharp actually?
The first te I feel like it was a sharper
knife because I was freaking out that it was going
to slip and stare. I know, because.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
That was expecting because my one of my best mates,
his mum opens a jar of anything by staring through
the lid.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Just su and then that breaks the seal and then
she can get it undone. That's more, but you can
never see it again. That's what I thought about this
one too, Like bending the lid, you're never gonna be
able to use that jar.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Also, you're using a knife, like just be careful, yeah,
be very careful. So I see what's up with this technique.
And I shared that and lots of people were like,
how do you open a jar? That's how you open charts? Yeah,
And I would send them back a picture of my
hand manly big crab at and I twist at the
knife would be kind of levering the like the grippy
things open right. The things you're doing is letting ear in.

(59:05):
So you're just getting around because you. I mean fingers
crossed it. The glass doesn't excite when you're leaving it
and putting pressure on it. But yeah, you're just letting
the air in and then once the ear is in,
it's that initial thing that makes it really hard to.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I've never seen anyone open the jar like that. I
haven't either. I've seen those things and car's like whatever.
It was.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
That a good impression, really good, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
How did your mum open jars? Growing up? We had
this thing. It was like a triangle serate, like an.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Alligated teeth on the side of it, and you just
pop the jar in and just and Turnistah. Yeah, yeah,
I've seen those.

Speaker 10 (59:40):
No, you just use a knife.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
You just popping it.

Speaker 10 (59:42):
You're not really when I do it, I'm not bending
the things, so I'm not worried about resealing it. It's
just kind of almost popping the actual.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, way to reckon knife. That's surely going to recognize
the butter knife.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Everybody's the knives. I've got one of the I've used
as a screwdriver in a pinch and it's got a
little bent end on it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, this never expect for the butter knife.

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
You can also get those little grippy things. They're like
silicon and they're kind of cone shape and you pop
it on top.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
It's got little ridges and you just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Eat twisted like that. Because is a jar, because old
quite often get if I've got jars of whatever, like
pickles or like sour crowd or whatever. Is it easier
to open the jar when it's warm or when it's hot,
because the metal expands when it's warm, the metals expanded.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
You're away from the glass because glass doesn't hight and
size as much under. So you're better to open it
when it's been in the fridge. Harder, harder, harder, because
the metal will be too okay, because I I will
when I get stuff home from the supermarket, I'll crack
it because those jars, like when they've been in the
fridge and post.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah, yeah, they get way harder. Yeah, they get way harder.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Now, what I did learn when I put up saying
this is the craziest technique I've ever seen to open
the jar, Someone said you don't need to knife. You
just whack it on the edge of the bench, to
which I said, you're waking a glass jar against the
hard bench. No lead, Fine, but if you miss and
hit the jar, you might have pickles all over the
floor in a cut hand. So producer Jared, you were

(01:01:09):
saying that your dad will also stab the jar.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:13):
Dad used to get a steak knife and stab the
top and then he would celltate the hole, which.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
I thought was fine. That's just resealing it, isn't it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
I get the blunt of the knife and just on
the rim. So I used to cap and it's a
little bit of airon what if.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
You're dnting the cap onto the jarm. I like to
reuse my jars. I want that jarringt forcinc condition.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
The day I can't pry open a jar with my
bare hands, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
What i'd earned do.

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
The MIDI makes her iced coffee and like jars with
the screw on cap. And then yeah, and then I
have to wash it, which is another issue. I have
to wash it when I get home, and I can
never unscrew it. Something about you've got weak child hands.
Look at these child hands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, that painter's hands. Well, we did run a pole.
How do you open jars? Eleven percent are flying and
it's fifty five percent pure strength. Heading The greatest way
I use my hands. I use the tea twel or
whatever underdog strength. Nineteen percent headed on the bench. What

(01:02:15):
you're not getting the bond back? Or if it's your binch,
you chip the stone beer, you chip it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Sixteen percent of people use a sharp knife and eleven
percent other Well, what's the other whack with the wooden
spoon to release the ear? That's not somebody messaged in
these other techniques? Te spent under the lead and pop
the seal. Yeah, so the tea spoons theory is the
same as the knife theory. It's just an implement that's
thin that can get under there. So runs thunder hot water.

(01:02:44):
Oh you expand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
The seal. That could miss what's in the jar, couldn't
it if you're heating up your food? Yeah, and in
putting it back in the fridge doing that every time
somebody said I brought an old lady jar up, nor
if the informentials. I think my mum and dad had
got one of these. Yeah, yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Take an absolute attack on my masculinity if I got
home and my wife would put a jar opener.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
She's fixing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
There are times when you cannot get the lid off
even if you're strong as how I have never come
across a jar I could and open. Really not yet
you're so strong, not yet, tough and strong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I just don't give up. Shannon, What what were the
other the eleven percent of other responses on Instagram?

Speaker 12 (01:03:26):
Yeah, lots of hot water, some tea towels, and then yeah,
a few iterations of the bench, which is also what
I do. I think that's the sure fire away and
you're going to get.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
Your I did chip off my bench once.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Those things I've seen those in people's drawers, that jar keys.
They're like a bright plastic can have got a bottle
opener on one end in the other end of always
wondered what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
And that's the thing you put over the lib and
give it a little punk and wait. So Shannon, going
back to you, said you chipped your bench doing this?

Speaker 12 (01:03:58):
Yeah quite oh not that recently. I don't bench okay,
which are like in my old flat. And it chipped
off cleanly. So I just got some nail glue and
glued it back on and I moved out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
It was like a concrete bench.

Speaker 12 (01:04:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like it looked like so you don't
in the nail glue fixed it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
They didn't know well until the next.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
That's not my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
The best technique I saw was you put the jar
on the bench. Yeah, and you put your hands like
you into weave your fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yeah, like it's a game show buzzer. Yeah yeah, or
CPR interweave your fingers and you put the jar in
between your two palms and you squeeze it and that
breaks the seal as well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Man, people are passionate about this. So many messages, so
many messages, was insane. This one's fine, the squeezy one
because to me, I'm still.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Using pure strength. That's yeah, which you are. You're living
using leverage.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I am a big fan of pure strengs. Flinched Thorn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Fact of the Day, Day day day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Do do do Do Do Do Do Do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
This week's Fact of the Day theme Native birds of
New Zealand, because it's the year and I think I'll
have to go to show archivist JP.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, produce Jared. I think we've done native birds before.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Wow, this is a double up. No, but then that's
what's gonna be. All new facts, Okay, all new facts. Lookouse,
I'm very passionable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Voting is open.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
It is shout out to the Cuckapool. Yeah a recent
I'm not a recent convent. I've always loved it, but yeah,
having met one in person, great birds, great birds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
You don't like to go on about your charity. But
the lawyer the more Pork also a huge fan of
yao owl. Very cool. Those are my top two.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
For the for the bird of the get there and
vote well. Today's bird that we're focusing on is one
that kind of this slips under the radar, but it's
our national bo sparrow. Yes, commonly, the common It is
getting some recognition that it deserves. No, it's the Kiwi,
you damn fool. Yeah, the Kiwi, the bird found nowhere else.

(01:06:21):
Although it is related to Ostrich's EMUs and Cassle weary.
It wasn't there a news story last week someone claiming
it's Australian and it got here, and it got here
after the Cuckapool they did a thing and it would
have Yeah, it would have arrived after. We've always considered
it to be the perfect example of Ireland evolution, right,
but apparently it got here after some of the other birds.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
As long as it's on Australia, so famous here. Yeah,
it's changed enough and they don't have any left. But
the thing I wanted to talk about today about the
Kiwi that I did not know in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Today's fact two parts. Okay, One, they mate for life.
They're a monogamous bird boring and then when are they
going to stinks? Yeah, they're not spicing. Yeah, he's always
got a hit a. He's been a golf for too long. Yeah,

(01:07:16):
come home. They're not scheduling and they love making. Yeah,
and that's a crucial part of monogamy. Yeah, you've got
to prioritize year sweet acts of romance. The second is
the key we can run twenty kilometers an hour. Yeah,
because I knew that they could book. Yeah, there's some
wild videos of like Big Fat he was on Stuart
Island island and they're massive.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah, and they honk it, they boot it. I really
want to go to Stuart Island again.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I've only been once and I stayed one night in
two thousand and four, but there was something absolutely magical
about that spot. And yeah, you see people who go
for hikes not even that far from the township.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Yeah, and they see keyis.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
In real life twenty kilometers an hour twelve miles an
hour for those using the imperial speeds.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
So stea, that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Put the trema on twenty kilometers hour and see how
long you can keep that up. And they are on
little wee legs. Yeah, tiny, little, tiny little.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I was just imagining a Kiwi on a tread momentarily
totally good. Yeah, if you could, how would you do
it? It has to be dark, so it wouldn't be your
average gym. You probably have to tour the music down, turn
the TV off on the treadmill to it. Wouldn't like that, Yeah,
juice TV in the background, yucking out all the hits.
Turn that right down, turn the lights down. Yeah. Probably

(01:08:30):
want to go in the middle of the night to
a twenty four hour gym, Yeah, with your Kiwi? Yeah,
and pop it on the crank. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
So Today's Fact the Day in the first four New
Zealand Native Bird Week is that the kiwi is a
monogamous bird who can run twenty kilometers an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Fact of the Day, day day, day, day, Do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Do do did it? Did it? Did play it? Flits play?

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Greek Woman forty four intentionally starts two wildfires to watch
firefighters and flirt with them. Afterwards, she's been convicted to
thirty six months and president has to pay a one
thousand euro fine. I would have thought this this is
more in the vicinity of like that prison time out
of fifty thousand dollars fine to really deter it happening again,
because they're like wildfires. That's not a backyard or a

(01:09:29):
scrub fire. That's a wild wildfire that may have needed
like a lot of firemen and hell in Greece, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Gets overrun with them. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
So August twenty fourth and twenty fifth this year, this
woman said the wildfires on farmland when they say these
were deliberately let an investigation lead to this woman she
enjoyed watching firefighters and flirting with them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Why didn't she just do some home baking and take
it down to the fire station? Firestation? Isn't that a
way to flirt with firemen? If you're a firefighter and
you're listening to the show, now, yeah, man a woman,
if you're a firefight tour, yeah, how would you like
to be fluted with? Let us know how I feel
like this is a valuable community service. Yeah, you can
start to use I'm a firefighter, and I like it

(01:10:11):
when you can tell us they do bring down baking here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
And when they do the calendar. Yeah, you could flirt
with the calendar. Yeah, you need to start a fight.
Change your own smoke alarm batteries.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
She can't all be there. She's not all there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
That's not us of sound mind at all. But then
you never know, Like when people have a crush on someone,
they kind of they do this. They in the head,
they devise a scenario, you know, to cross paths with people.
And as you said politely put it, if they're not
of sound mind, they can be come perssessed with these things, yes,

(01:10:44):
and kind of rationalize it to themselves and make it
seem like a normal person's thing to do. I think
we should ask a question. I'd love to open up
the phone lines. Now, what did you do to get
someone's attention? Maybe to flirt with them? Yes, not lightning, wildfires, no,
nothing nothing. Crazy car. When you had a story of
a friend at UNI that had did they have a

(01:11:07):
crush on the ra?

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
Yeah, Look, we had quite an attractive ra.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
What is an RA?

Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
A residence advisor residence advisor.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Yeah, the other person they're the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
One that like stomp loud in the halls of residence
and then didn't want to flat yeah, shut.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Down parties or that. Jazz As was quite attractive. He
was a PE student and got a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Ask and one day.

Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
My flatmate was like, I just want to like chet
to him, like I need a scenario to check to
her sefoo vibes me, you know, And I was like, well,
we can't throw a party.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
No thanks dealing with that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Also, that's yeah, he's there to tell you off. He's
not going to be fluted.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
I mean, that could become harder. So she was like,
what if I just set the fire alarm off? And
so she without.

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Consulting us, I will say, because I would have seen,
don't do this place. She held her hair dryer up
to the fire alarm because they were in each of
our rooms.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
A little Detectors.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Five Fire has a deal with these psychopages issue though. Yeah, right,
so the fireman wouldn't have been called.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
No, they didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:12:12):
I don't know if maybe he came down and didn't
I didn't like immediately call the fire brigade because they
didn't come Okay, but he came down and he was like,
what's happened? I was just drying my hair. I don't know,
maybe smoke rolls up from my hair or something that's crazy.
But I just happened to look so good because my
hair has just been dne brush out the shower and
a towel.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
And so now they're married and nah, nothing happened from him.
He was just like, oh this.

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
Well he was also older than us, right because a
few years ahead. So he was just like, ah, this
bloody eighteen year old.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, okay, so that didn't work out, but okay, but
that's the kind of thing I want to know, Like,
what have you done to get someone's attention? Whether you've
staged something? Uh huh, I don't know, broken something, so
someone has to help you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah, I played the dams a little bit. Yeah, the
man in distress.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
I'll wait one hundred dollars at him as a number.
You can give us a call now, ticks through nine
six nine six.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Yeah, what did you do to get somebody's attention?

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Insane behavior by a woman who has now been sentenced
to jail, yep, fine and fine. Yeah, after starting wildfires
because she wanted to flirt with fireman. I mean maybe
Greek firemen are quite hot. I haven't seen the Greek
fireman calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I haven't either, but now imagining it and it's pretty good. Yeah.
So we want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
From you what you've done to get someone's attention, because
maybe you like them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
You were trying to flirt, so you set something up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
I had a meltdown an art class because my print
was two millimeters off, so it didn't look perfect. He
showed me his to make me feel better about mine.
His was worse, so my little mountdown performance needed me.
My now nineteen year partner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Oh okay, really had a meltdown. If he knows a
man a friend of mine who've been followed by a
She fancied the look of and a trade to you
without asking if it was a good idea. She break
tested him and caused an accent safe to say neither
him or I were very impressed. Oh lad, lady, you

(01:14:11):
might have been confused that agenda.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Switch roll, lad, we're been followed by a lad. She fancied, Wow,
slammed the brake on, crashed into Matt Good morning. What
did you do to get somebody's attention?

Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
I significantly failed science in school because I.

Speaker 9 (01:14:27):
Had a crush on a hot gymnast, and she had
economics at the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Same time as Science yep.

Speaker 11 (01:14:33):
And I used to sprint from the science.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
Block over to the Economic bar so I could walk
her down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
But I I had to piss off the teacher in
Science yep, so he would kick me out.

Speaker 9 (01:14:44):
So consequently I'm dumb as a bucket of rocks for
twenty one years marriage and two.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Hey you did. That's a great story.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
That's a great story.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Because all these stories like that's got to have beginning.
But when people go through all this like hassle and
nothing comes of it, you're like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah, Matt, thanks to you, call Helena? What did you
do to get somebody's attention?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Early in the work, I want to give Matt Cooler
of the Week? Do you know I want to go
back to that. You want to go you want to
go back to Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
We'll get Matt back, get b back, stand by, stand by,
stand by, it's gone, Matt's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
We'll get We'll get Mat mack. Well, then he's already won.
What did you do to get somebody's attention?

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
So we're at a game's night and it was a
good night, and I took my crushes to I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
D okay, so he wouldn't have been able to get
back into the base.

Speaker 12 (01:15:37):
Well, thankfully he was just a part time soldier at
that stage.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
We're in too much trouble. But yeah, then he had
to catch up and get his id beck. Oh yeah,
that's like when people still watches and stuff. What was
he like?

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
You stole my idea or you like, I don't know
how this ended up in my purse.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
A little bit of a mixture of the two.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Right, are you still with them?

Speaker 9 (01:15:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Twelve years married, just later.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Great stories, these are great.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
There's a man that saw a red flag and read
straight to it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
The military training.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Mate, Helena, thank you, Arlet's go to car Karen, Karen,
what did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
This was your daughter? She did something to give a
guy's attention.

Speaker 11 (01:16:16):
Yeah, so she's almost twenty down and she'll probably die
if she knows I'm telling the story. But I love.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
So.

Speaker 11 (01:16:22):
When she was about fifteen, the day before she'd gone
to just sending the picture she had gone to Annie
was her friend who had broken her wrist. And this
is a really hot doctor there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (01:16:32):
So the following day she faked that she had really
bad a pendicitis, and they prepped her round and everything
they've given her ultra sounds. The whole lot is holding
his hand on the pain, you know, And so.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
She was holding the hot doctor's hand.

Speaker 11 (01:16:51):
Yeah, yeah, wild went and they were just prepping around,
about to give her sentinel and telling her everything that
was happening. And then she told the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
And she says, I lied, Oh my, you die on
that line.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
Through the floor.

Speaker 11 (01:17:07):
I just looked at him and he looked at me,
and I said, well, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Wait? So how old was she when she did this?

Speaker 11 (01:17:13):
Fifteen?

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
How old was the guy?

Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
Oh, he would have been in his thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
I mean he's just like he's just like, oh, oh
my god. I had to leave now, Oh my god.
And did she get in trouble? Was she grounded? What
do you do? What do I don't know? Yeah? Bad
hands up, I don't know what you do? And think
she's just out there in the wild unattended. Right now,

(01:17:40):
I wish Hailey was here today because didn't Haley fake
having an ite tist to get glasses? Yeah, she wanted
Anastasia glasses. Yeah, but not because the old optiction was hot. Karen,
thanks for sharing that brilliant Matt's back core of the
week on this early Monday. Yeah, economics major, you take her.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Out for I'll call her the week. We've got a
fifty dollars met Cafe voucher. Thanks mates at MT Cafe.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Well done. All right, I want to know what you've
done to get somebody's attention.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Maybe you've staged something, you faked, something, broken something, some
wild insane stories coming from someone said I've got a
whole new kitchen to get a guy's attention. The owner
of the company was really hot, but turns out he
wasn't that great at doing kitchens.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
The whole new kitchen. Sorry you've been through that, but yeah, muma.
Somebody said I can't call. But my brother's mum saw
my dad working in a garage, so she pulled some
parts out of an engine so she had a reason
to go into the mechanics and talk to him about it.
They dated for a few years and had my brother,
but it obviously didn't last. Right. Yeah, someone said I

(01:18:48):
can't wait to hear people out themselves as stalkers. Well
here we are. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I worked in an office with a woman who let
a fire and a rubbishment so the fireman would come.
What that is crazy, because what if the hot ones
aren't rosted on and you got all the mingers, they're
not all hot? That's this one, I mean, yeah, they
of course the album is Sorry. My py faked fainting
and holding my breath at a party that this guy
was having. So the ambulance came and he came with

(01:19:12):
me to hospital and they checked all my vitals. Never
went further than that, but everybody thought I was dying.
So yeah, Wow, that's how you want to start a
relationship being crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
On that level of crazy too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
On the first night in hospital residences, another new doctor
knocked on my door and asked if I had any paracetamol.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
He said he had a hitache. I gat him some
tablets and he went away.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
But then I asked him out, and thirty three years
later he was still married.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Oh that's nice, yeah, to be paying you back for
the penaltlet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I don't know she written a novel about it? What
she said, I've written a novel about it. With thirty
three years later it was still married. I've written a
novel about it. Cool, Yeah, Mira, Yeah, what would you
You wouldn't have that many pages, would you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Yeah? Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I owned a cleaning company and had a crush on
one of our supplies. One night I called him and said,
my washing machine and flooded there and need it just
have to dry up all the water. I had all
the necessary machines at home and knew how to work
thene but I wanted to get them around.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
It worked. Married, Oh okay, married now? Because when do
you like reveal the fact that you've entrapped these people?
You know that you set that up? Or do you never?
You never revealing your hair? Yeah? Yeah, no, I should
never tells.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
You how the tricks are done, and you should never
tell you know when you're playing Parker and you're right,
you don't have to show everybody what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Because it's a real like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Do they find it cute or do they find it
creepy and stalkery?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, and deceitful A.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Little bit of both depends on the mood in the
household that week.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
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