Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 13th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh Worn and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every days Fleshhorn and Haley, Thank you Breaden, Good morning,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Fletschhorn and Hailey. Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It took a while to get here, I saying it
was a long week. Well, big show today, Big Consonant
announce We've got a big fatty on her hands. Big
Constant announcement at eight o'clock this morning. Plus we've got
a special guest joining us. Someone you met last weekend.
This is my close personal friend. Just you, your close
personal friend, got a few famous friends, someone that we

(00:44):
all grew up watching on our little Britain TV screens. Hell, yeah,
this is exciting. David Walliams joins us via zoom. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
He is touring the Southern Hemisphere. He's in Australia at
the moment, bouncing around and then he's going to come
over to Auckland very soon with a kids show and
an adult show because he writes amazing kids books.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is your kids read some of these?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, my mum's that's what my mum regularly gets the girls.
David Williams box. He's the modern rawd oh wow, that's
really huge praise but fitting, I believe, really the scriptive,
really wacky weird. So he does a kids show earlier
in the day at like three o'clock and then rolls
into an adult like does some of the little bread

(01:29):
and characters are so excited to chat to him. He's
on the show after eight o'clock this morning, plus the
last chances to go in the Drawer to see Sabrina
camp and live in La There'll be a mother trucker
activated before seven. The drawer is later today the callback
our final trip. So this is the first. Yeah, backing out.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
With Alien at the VMA's yesterday, go hurt. Gosh, she's small.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Little pocket rock.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
She's so how tall is she?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Five foot at the most? I think we might have
a subvive you reckon, we could have a sub fiver
so little it's like a baby one two cinemet. So
that's shorter than Indy my daughter, maybe a smidge taller
than August crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, four foot nine, four foot nine, that's how tool
she is.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so little four point nine feet yeah, four foot nine, yeah, nah.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Nit, Because isn't there twelve inches in a foot, so
four point nine feet would be like four. Did you
figure out what you're doing for the top six? Well,
I was.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I knew, I knew that would happen.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
We were on Instagram. Yeah, we were getting out of
We were trying to get a dope Maine hit from
a real to really kick start the shther than just
chat to each.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Other in real No, no, no, no, we didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Do that at all. Right, Oh no, we did chat.
I said, what are you doing? You said, watch them
on Instagram? And I said, after that dope mean hit.
She's like, and I said, I'm gons send you one,
and you one guy misjudging jumping through a hole and
trying to get into a poor but he hit the glass.
Balustraders didn't shattered. Next, on the show, you remember a
while ago, we talked about some countries in Europe bringing

(03:14):
in fines based on how much you earn in your job.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, it's it's happened.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Eating a lawyer has been pulled over for tailgating and
has been given a ticket. Now he's a lawyer and
earns a lot of money. I want to tell you
how much he was fined. Next, Santesta plays Florn and
Haley Born lands a tailgate.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I love the tailgate. You shouldn't tailgate.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
We'll move up tarergate like a little tailgate. But you
were tail getting other cars? Yeah, because they're bigger and
has better and capt safety racks, well a three star
safe you're aating or really make you leave that two
second rule? Yeah, but it does. A Swiss lawyer was

(04:07):
pulled over. This happened last year, but it's in court
at the moment. He was pulled over for tailgating in front.
Sorry in Swiss on a motorway. Now dangerous driving because
because it was so close and now normally it would
just be a fine right in any country whatever, Yeah,

(04:28):
based on I don't know what do we have fines
for tailgating here? I've never heard anyone remember there was
a bit of a stint when the ad was on
for the don't don't be a full don't break the
two second rule and Peter Browns so long ago, I know,
but I remember a few people getting like warnings or
tickets or that thing where they go, increase your following
distance if you're on like the motorway. Probably speak Yeah,

(04:51):
someone I know's parents were like when I was at
school and they came back to school and let my
parents got like got the speaker from the cops when
they're get back off. Well, so he was there was
an unsafe distance between twenty six to forty feet, so
he was fined, but has been challenging that in court
because Switzerland have started finding based on what you earn. Yeah,

(05:16):
because rich people don't give a ship, do they like
they think the world's you earn millions of dollars. What's
like a parking what's a twenty dollars dollar parking ticket?
You know, like you just park wherever you want, you
park on the lines. It's one hundred bucks or whatever.
You just pay it, right, So what they've done is
made fines in relation to what you earn. And that

(05:36):
is why this driver what he earns. So it's Swiss
francs one point seven million Swiss francs a year, so
that's it's a dollar one. It's about just under three
mil or two point eight New Zealand million dollars a year.
That's what he earns. His line is he hot no picture,
it's only only a picture of a BMW.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Because remember I was I I had a moment where
I was going to marry into a very rich Swiss family.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
And why did you say name?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh he was too nice, he was too sort of
sweet and soft.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
He was so lovely.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, he was very tall, but he was like sort
of just a sweet, lovely man. And it wasn't when
you asked his thoughts in World War two?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Is that a profession? Start?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh my gosh, when we're going to his house and
it was like a manor, like the gods and grounds.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
So in US dollars one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars
for one fine for tailgating for one fine, because he
earns that much money, isn't that insane?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh my god, Now that's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Even if you earn it's just a million New Zealand
dollars one hundred and sixty thousand. I don't know if
one hundred and sixteen thousand is translated though to US dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I mean it's still a lot. Yeah, that's still a
lot of money.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That that stings? You feel that regardless of how much
money you've got. Oh, don't stop, men, No, you could
have been living in the Swiss Alps, but then you'd
have this sometimes I know, but he would have just
been so lovely, Haley. I always think sometimes I would

(07:20):
like for you to be my girlfriend. He was a
liaison officer for the Swiss Army at the Barsil tattoo
for the knives. No, not for the Swiss Army knives
and the actual Swiss Army at the Basel tattoo in
Switzerland when I performed there as a marching girl and
we met, and then he sort of followed me to
Edinburgh the next year and then came to New Zealand

(07:42):
for a bit and yeah, did he give me his
dog tags? Gave me his military dog tags name on them.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
But not as Swiss Army knife, not a.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Swiss Army knife. Oh, he did give me a Swiss
Armony knife. And then and then I was in London
and he said he'd fly me over to Switzerland to
go to attend this military ball with him, and I
was like, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did he give you some second hand stuff from shop
that his army was running? No, no, he didn't get
confiscated from I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, no, no, no sick hand goods.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
That was a Salvation Army joke. Didn't. Didn't joked about
stealing nasty old yeah, stuff like that. No, it wasn't.
It was a salvation army joke. I didn't Land. I
didn't Land. I didn't land Land. Okay, okay, I'm sure
he's happy now. Some terrible start to Monday for me. Monday,

(08:32):
Jesus Christ, I think it was Monday. Oh we I
be thinking it's Friday, and now I.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Think it's Monday.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You just need to go home.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think just how you mean drinking this week? Brather,
I have a picture of mouth, go back to it.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I think you might need a few more wets off
to be honest.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
It Flint Boorne and Hailey Sley, it is so silly, silly,
silly that.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
It s all a little poll today for the makeup.
Whereas do you do you wear winged eyeliner?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Still it was my go to lock for I reckon
ten years always. It's not like a full bloody amy winehouse.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Just a little flick at the end. Was at the
end of the eye. Yeah, yeah, Flicky, what are you doing?
You're doing the flick? Yeah? But what are you doing? Eyeliner?
Look what? I just keep going a little bit more?
You got it?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Well, it's the reason we asked this question.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's Kins itself. Macy.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Look, old Kins is down a fashion. I don't do
it as much like if I I won't do it
as much. But every now and then I'll just I'll
chuck it back on and I love that.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know. Eighty percent of people said not anymore. Okay,
thirteen per yes, love it. It's time to retire.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Talking a wind liner on today.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, when tomorrow, when your dress is a pirate for
the quiz night, very pirate. Yeah, I'm going to go
full makeup full they get maybe Lene though back in
the day they raided other the Yeah, and they pop
out their little parrot, their telescope, and that's they are.
What be that ship on the horizon? Maybe she was

(10:25):
born with it? Maybe? Okay?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
What what do the women say?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I can't do it no matter how hard I trices, Samantha,
I'm very good at it, Samantha. And then Amanda says
it just takes away too long. Lol.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Someone should name the kids, Samanda. I just mad those
two names Nick Amanda.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well that's what when I said it in my mind
they rhymed sell Amanda. I was like, from Samantha to Amanda.
And then when I say that loud, internal rhyme is
internal rhyme. Yeah, thanks, that's what Notorious be a g
used than some of the internal rhyme he does many
uses a lot. Yeah, it's really very clear.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's actually can't appreciate in end rhymes.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, because you only like nineties pop rock like Tredles down. Yeah,
well that was too Yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
That was more toothound gripped.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
If I go crazy and that, well, you've still being
my superman. We are we Are song. You shut up.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Every now and again, says Carol, But only a little one.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
As I get older as a makeup artist, I can
confirm it's.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Definitely still a regular request.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, okay, Elizabeth said, I'm feeling when I'm feeling sasy,
I do. Okay. She goes a little wing tip when
she's feeling a little sasy. Tara, I used to all
the time, but now not as much. If I do, though,
I use an eye shadow instead. That way I can't
if I miss it up, I can make it into

(12:04):
a smoky out, smoke it out, I'm all. I don't
have to do with makeup.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I know it sounds so hard.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Every now and then you see you know, I just
mean it's like my beard, it would all just get
in my bed, so you'd have to fade out. Sometimes
I see dudes with a makeup and I'm like, what
is he going to do that for? It's just made
his day harder? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah I do it
even dude, But like, what how long did that take? Yeah?
You could have spin that sleeping or you could leower the.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Last years one looks nice with the lash.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Have you got some sket you've got tomorrow? Can I
do your makeup? But of like dark eyeliner, but absolutely
not one of those No, I won't. No, yeah, I
have to go home and then what will I have
a shower and get it on. I go straight to

(13:01):
the clubs.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Don't waste a good face. You're just clubs walking with
a net through a river. It is stupid up as
much bloody salmon as your mate. You know you're you're already.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, I think that's what they call you. Okay, it's
a big beer, big beer, Mira says, very cute, very demure,
not bold with the liquid eyeliner, but just a little
bit of black or brown eyeshadow. Okay, uh years, But
change from liquid eyeliner, which is very heavy, to powder.
A lot of people changing to it away from the liquid,

(13:37):
so it's not so defined. Softening, softening, yes, softening. I'm
a vintage girl. You gotta have the winged eyeliner, and
she is. We've got a pin up girl girl. Yeah,
she goes hot rod shows. Okay, you can't go to
a hot rod show and not have winged me. You'd
be stupid not to, wouldn't you? You would get out there,

(13:58):
that's a little boy.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I especially long haul Yeah, I'd be farting on planes
everybody far.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
It's just something about that you slowly get used to
it and the soup of human stinct that you're sitting in.
And then apparently if you've ever opened the door after
a long haul flight, like the people that the air bridge, Yeah, yeah,
it's unreal in the plane.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Very seldom will you smell it, No.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Exactly because you slowly climate. Isn't that awful? We just laugh? Yeah? Yeah,
And I wanted to way COVID tore through planes.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Hole I like, Yeah, on a long haul fly, I
will just fart freely. It's loud, No one knows what's you.
You just I can't stop.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Like it's but it's real bad when you do your
first one on a plane and it smells and you're like,
see it's pressurized obviously the cabin, but it's something about
the altitude all the pressurization.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
It's just I think it's so it's to do with
the pressure. There's a doctor, doctor Karan jam, I love
it right, doctor beat No, not paging doctor bat emergency
emergency bedging doctor Karan. So he says, when you fly,
the cabin pressure decreases, so the air inside your intestines
increases by up to thirty percent more than usual, so

(15:23):
you've got more ear moving through your fart tracks.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
The same you used to take a plastic drink bottle
on board and at ground level and the ordinary pressure
it was fine, and then when you went up it
would be like, yeah, stretched down.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Since your colon has limited space, mine more than others.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I've well hung.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Colon yeated, you've been told Yeah, since your colon, I
just realized I have to get a colonoscopy soon, won't
I great just to.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Get them once every year? Yeah, because it nearly beeny
years since your last one.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Crazy, Since your colon has limited space and can only
expand so much. The natural consequence is it's got to
go out.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh right, So that's what makes you guessing on a plane.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, and so everyone was like, God, how do I
stop being so gassy? Because I literally since I flew
back from Melbourne have had quite a bloated, gussy stomach.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
You need to release release the valve.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I sort of would love for someone to sort of
jump on my tummy. And just like Burt you, that's
one of my favorite things to do in shadows, like, man,
I need to go to the toilet. When she's lying
a bed, I'm usually trying it on. Yeah, maybe a
little milky.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, and you get away from me. Yeah I don't.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, okay, I let my hands with the talking.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
And my favorite thing to do is when she's like
I need to go to is you just reach across
and push down on someone's stomach. Oh my god. I
love that because if she went the bit it would
be funny. It would be funny.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Now, apparently romance is alive and.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, got sixty times in the household.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
So apparently some airlines consciously give passengers low fiber food
high and like plain simple carbs. Low fiber less to
make you bloated and gassy.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
And up a little bit, because that's always when you
get going, your bell is all out of whack. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So he was like, there's lots of theories around how
you can avoid being so farty on planes, but this
doctor Rajean, He's like, there is the air has to
go somewhere.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
There is no way really to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
So like, yes, eat a low fiber meal, you know,
don't have too much bloody William husk before we get
on a plane. But other than that morning it's part
of my morning routine. Nothing you do about it.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's got to fart it out, play.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
This is the top six. All right, guys, alrighty, this
is good news for a guy like me who will
get given a gift card. Put it in my bed,
so I draw complainly. Oh yes, I've got that voucher
for care taking. We've got to use that, okay, simply must.
Here's the new rules in place, though, is this a

(18:02):
proposed new law. It's happening. It's happening, okay. Great. From
March twenty twenty six, it'll be so eighteen months they
give than you to sort out. Will be compulsory for
all gift cards to have a minimum three year expiry date. WELLSA,
this is a fair Trading Gift Card expire Amendment Bill,
So it's bringing some consistency to gift cards, which prior

(18:23):
have been six months twelve. I remember a few years
ago there was maybe it was because of COVID, there
was a bit of a stink kicked up because you know, gift.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Cards were expiring up you were twelve months.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, and they were like come on, a lot of
good a lot of good people just extended them and
you could always write it and be like, hey this
has expired. They're like yeah, we'll just add another six
months on Twitter whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, but there's.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Nothing worse because you're just you've just given them a
free donation and you haven't cashed in on it because
you used absolutely nonspowmned.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Okay, if you have used Prizzy my brother sen Fraezy cards, yeah,
but it's pres it's not. It's pr e z z
e e. That's my brother would send my daughter's Christmas
presents as these, and so we just get them and
like spin them.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
A little digital gift.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
We just found out you can, like there's an app
and you can go in and you can like change
it into like, for example, if I got one, I
could change into PlayStation credit on the app. It's a
really good and it doesn't the expired reminds you. All right, okay, anyway,
that's non spot, non spawn. I just think it was
I didn't know had nap and it had nap. Top
six are very clear when it's spawn. Oh yes, al

(19:35):
say spawn hash hashtag ad spawn partnership, top sex. Other
rules we need for gift cards is today stop sex
because this is good. They're going to have a three
year expiry.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
And he's six more number six on the list. The
person you're paying with a gift card isn't allowed to
look at you. Let your scum because sometimes I think
they're about to get a big cash. They're working on
a little if they're working on little commish. Yeah, a
gift card, you're like, you just put it in all

(20:06):
this effort, helping you peck that out. You see.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Some people don't like it when it's like a Christmas
or a bit.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I love them. They're great when you're when you're the
worker in the retail store and someone's coming over and
they're like, you know how you just spent three quarters
of an hour helping me find exactly the shoes I
was after not even paying for a gift card.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, and they're like, you that little thing on the
back for the pen number.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Gift card is exactly the right amount. Number five on
the list of the top six other rules we needed
for gift cards. They need to constantly remind you they exist.
Nothing sucks more than spending money to the shop and
then getting home and gift card that so many times,
damn it.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I got outdoor store gift cards once. Oh yeah, right,
but then I forgot I had them. But not something
you rush regularly. Yeah, you go there once every two
years for something. And I went and I bought the
stuff I got Ham, and I was like, oh, to
give carf for that.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
If I haven't used it at the outdoor store.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I went back and spin damn on a dry a
really good quality dry bag or lovely.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Lovely love, I'd buy a hat some Ham.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Give.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Doesn't am I crazy for wanting to buy across Now
you've got the perfect place for the perfect place for
a cross fun shooting across by so much power. I'm
buying one of the way home. Oh my god, yeah great,
Oh my god. Can we play with that?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
The only problem is when you sit on your dick
and you look out, it's towards the animals were we're
gonna have to put up a big wall.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, you need to hay bales, pillows.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's pictures of our enemies. Yeah, enemy enemy. Put I
don't know, I don't really have many to me.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Ed.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
She's calling you out, boots. Wow. Number four on the
list of the top sex rules we need for gift cards.
A little thank you smirch on usage. Oh yeah, I'm
paying on the gift card. They leaned across the counter
and you put your cheek and they give you a
little kiss on the cheek, a little smirk. You got
to kiss on the cheek.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
They could do the other side turf they European.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Do you think we could start all kissing on the morning? Okay,
Dad and brother on the lips, Come on, Banks and babe.
Number three on the list of the top six other
rules we need for gift cards. If it's for a restaurant,
you should be allowed to pick where you sit, not
just get put with the people who are using their
grab one voucher or vouchers for a discard and you

(22:46):
always needed the toilet. You should be allowed to sit
with the ordinary people and aren't getting a discount. Technically
you paid for price of that gift card. Someone paid
for it at a different time. Number two on the
list of the top six other rules we needed for
gift cards. Better surface to write on them. You know
you're running to and from on them. The pins don't
work and the sharp is never set. Yeah, and they're
too small for a sharpie. Have a little weird kind

(23:08):
of matt strip. Yeah, you ring like on an F possible. Finally,
now the back of an F post card for signing,
because that was shopping for it for me. I've got
a big wavy signature, big curly whirley, and I feel
really constricted, restricted by tiny stifled.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
They're they're putting me in a box in a large rectangle.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I might put that on the in the corner. The
things that the Communs Commission can have a word to
banks about.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, just if the whole back of the card could
be signable. What else is the back of the card
doing nothing with t's and c's.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, put them in an email. Could have been an email.
I'm not reading that. And number one and the less
of the top sex other rules we need for gift cards.
If you don't use it within the three years, when
you go in to use it, the doors behind you
on the short store shirt and everyone who works it
gets the point and laugh at you because an expired
gift card, you had three years to do it. Yeah, yeah,
you're great.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, they should have to donate the money to charity.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Than I've always thought was I'd love to know that
economics of not cashed in gift cards. Yeah, I think so.
I think it would be there would be millions and
millions of dollars in the.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Thought.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Do you remember only weeks ago in New Zealand and
their earnings said that however many million credits are still
on Yeah, yeah, they're about to expire. How does it
impact your stock? Right, because that's the thing you've always
If you were doing one year gift cards, you kind
of could allow three years over multiple financial years. Here's

(24:38):
an article the economics of unused gift cards from podcast
The Daily No at the one year mark just under
eighty percent of cards are redeemed, and as time passes,
they are less and less likely to see any light
of day at any given time. Teen to nineteen percent
of gift card balances remain undeemed, and around six percent
of gift cards are never used. Six percent. Yeah, yeah,

(25:01):
six percent. That's a I thought it would have been higher.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You gonna use them when you get them, that's the
best way.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yes, quite smart. Well, and another headline from CBS News,
billions of dollars worth of gift cards go unspent every year.
That's just an America alone. Oh dear bloody bit.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Dig out your gift cards today and.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Spend up this weekend with money that doesn't really exist,
or the irony like dig up all the gift cards
you got for Christmas and start your Christmas shopping. Oh
my god, yeah, give back free Christmas shopping.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Yeah, play fledged Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Ready Ready baby Flege porn and Hailey. It's four minutes
away from seven Go bags. Yeah, familiar with them. I
know that a lot of like the journalists have them
go bags. Yeah yeah. And you've got to leave any
cover of story on a whim. They've got a little
like toilet yeah, change a one bit different. This is

(26:01):
like a natural disaster, emergency evacuation go bag. Baron used
to have the Aaron used to make one for us.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well, we should all, we should all have them.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
We live in a new ceiling. Everyone got the sea
deck kits after the Christier's earthquakes. Everyone had a wheel
wheely been with like three days of water in it
and all so you could wheel it down the road.
And that's a idea because I get advertised every now
and again like those kind of things. If I was
gonna do one of those Chucks and studio wheels on it. Though,
as someone who dragged wheelbit down an eighty meter driveway,

(26:30):
they didn't want to drink brag about the length of
my driveway. But it's an it's nice. You've got a
nice and he's got a long one. He's got a
long and then the biggest wheels, not the best wheels,
and a wheli but I'd upgrade them to a maybe
even an inflatable. You do risk puncture, though, maybe you
could go those rubber ones that are fully fooled up

(26:51):
with more rubber sand just so they roll a bit.
But yeah, okay, it's just my little tip for a
seed deck. Well this was an America. But in America
they asked and they did it. I'm getting there, but
I just feel like, if you're going to tell us
give people, to give people the were just stalled on
your long driveway.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, you've got a nice long driveway. It was more putting.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
A good seat of tires on your wheel bind if
you're turning it into a seed deck.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Again, we're stalled on something that the driveway.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I would put the water halfway out to You don't
want the water at the bottom all the top. That
would bottled water, bottled water. Yeah, yeah, you're not just
pouring you know, just anyways pouring water and that slushing
around the bottom.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Everyone dipping a straw to the water sack.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
So they a murricans what they would put in. They
asked some what they would take if they had five
minutes to pack a bag, exactly what I just said.
I think you did a quiet back to grab bags
from the sea. Because now people are thinking about a
WHEELI bineven grab bag bag into a bag.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's differently what I put in a wheel bit bag.
It's smaller than you've got to load it really quickly.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
And you gotta be able to carry it on you. Well,
they divided it by generations, as they like to do.
They put the generations against each other, they do gin
Z's more likely to grab This is again I think
I was painting them in a bad light. I've met
some recently that re installed my faith in the younger
generation sold to Genio, Well, that would probably be on
the list. Their laptop.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Thirty five percent of people would grab a laptop.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
And a bit. An emergent was their priority grab item,
I guess, because then when you get to an area,
maybe like an emergency evacuation station, they might have emergency
Wi Fi set up so you can let people know
your phone. You've got your phone. What can't you do
on your phone? Yeah, pair of shoes was the same
at thirty five percent. Thirty percent grabbing their prescription medication.

(28:46):
God knows, it'd be an anxious time. Your anxiety means
to keep all that at gen X though, if you
go there go the other end of the spectrum. Family
albums forty three would grab their who's still are you doing?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Old school albums? People?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah? The cloud, No, get the photos and stuff before
the cloud, before the cloud existed. What are you grabbing.
I'm grabbing.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm grabbing snacks. I'm just going to the pantrum getting snacks.
If I'm in a panic, I've got five minutes and
I don't have a gray bag on the go. I'm
getting snacks. I'm getting and socks and some comfy shoes.
I'm getting a little something past time. Just going to
my little side of minds past time. You know, you
don't know when I'm going to be.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
As emergency showder You hormones don't turn off if you're
taking your hand, so you've got your ready to go.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I just want something a little bit extra charging packs
of that never dies.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I was going to say, you're going to be right,
you go bag.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's my bag.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Grab your cat. Didn't grab your cat. Bad parents, your cat,
he's gone to head.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Bad parents, play play.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's the fine. We do this every Friday. We rank
things today colors of cats.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I actually messaged the group chat this morning saying, running
a little late and some delicious cat cuddles.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I thought that was euphemism. No it it wasn't. It
was a little cold and you were just getting some snuggles,
you know.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I just picked them up and pulled them up to
my chest in his state, and so I was like, oh,
stay in beautiful.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Bit, I'm just gonna get straight into it. Number one, ginger,
number two, tabby to mixed thing. Number three black.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, do you know black cats are the least adopted
cats in the world because people are superstisious.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Which is ridiculous because cats are right up there.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I grew up with a black cat. Yeah, so cute
named Shack, and we're named her Shack.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I was a child because it was a large black cat.
Jesus Christ was allowed to name her.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Time.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Okay, five years old. I have a Christian blue. You
know British blues? Is that gray or is it?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
My cat's gray but not a British blue.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Okay, well I'm going to go I'm going to go
gray and then I'll go black, Yeah, and then I'll
go ginger. What about white? Yeah, we had an all
white cat at one of our flats and his name
was Louis and he was deaf. They are white something.
White cats are far more prone to being and you've

(31:47):
also got to put sunscreen on this schnozzies or they
get cancer.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
White and gray and where you have to put some
block on his white birds?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
What sunblock do you use? Like some block? Normal?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
We have cat because then they go and lick it
off and stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
And get poisoned or something.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, what about have you ever said brown cat?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Sixty five to eighty five percent of all white cats
with blue eyes are deaf? Really?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, I didn't know that white cats with non blue eyes.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go gray, black.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Ginger ginger cat cute, Okay, Hailey. When you see a
brown cat, like when they're like brown.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, and they're sort of cute, and the very rear
a brown cat like a chocolate colored like at yeah,
that kind of color.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Barely ever see them. I've got to go gray like
a boome. You can get brown Havana. Brown is a
bred of cat. That's that's that's very darky.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
That's brown. That's brown.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Okay, I'm going to go.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
This is a very brown cat. Tortoise, different tortoise and tabby.
Should we have remarkably cute brown cat?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Oh my god, that's like my cat.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
But that's just a cute cat. Yeah, it's like short here.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
But terrible behavior.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Literally the worst behavior, like children snack it or medicated please.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Because like Tabby, is this tortoise tortoise?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, Tabby.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Okay, I'm going to go gray number one because my
roley boys sweet. But he's gray and white petchy gray yeah,
not not British, that's part of the mutt mongrel. Yeah.
Am I going ginger or black or tabby or tabby?
Like tabby Tabby cats are the friendliest cats.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I love all cats, all cats.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I withdraw.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
That's not care. We've not asked cat breeds. We have
asked cat colors.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
We went during lockdown. We came across a cat called
Van and he had pube like texture, was rough and curly.
Wi why and he was like a beige And I
think about Van all the time.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
You're kinder. But he wasn't Siamese.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
He was praggedy, puby and he followed us around Flitch
his nickname in high school, pub pub raggar.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Oh my god, look at this tracing.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Hard?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
It was hard.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Puberty was awful.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Okay, I'm going gray number one and then a withdrawal.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
You can't, you can't withdraw. Just say two other colors
of cat that you're seeing cats. One's got to be
ginger and one's going to because I was.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
And Tabby Yeah, but then what all the tabbies just
think she didn't pick me?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh my god, terrible somebody turned in halfway through into
human hair colors. And then though it was really weird
when he started to describing it tortoise shell, He didn't.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
She have a sort of a mousey tortoise shell play
and Hayley, I believe Fletch, Vonn and Helly.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Are hid in the road. I believe I can fly.
And I was like, I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
You would not be r kellyang in this day and age. No,
we are going to the Hawks Bay to Hawks Base.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
We were.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
We were invited because we have been so influential in
the sway of the naming of the fire truck for.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Hawks Bay Airport. This is a new fire truck that
they're getting. They held a competition, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
And we got behind very hard Dame Judy Drench, and
they caught wind of this because the votes were so
heavily swayed in that way that they invited us to
the naming cermony and producer car when we said yesterday
could we go let's talk to Ross and we said

(35:51):
stuff that guy, Let's go what's the latest.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Uh, we've got a fight. Yes. Are we going to
arrive early enough to go to a winery? I'm not
sure about a winery.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's just such a beautiful region fornery. We get there,
such a oh my god. So we're going to the
to the ceremony.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Yep, we're gonna go to the ceremony. She's told me
some details on like how we're gonna reveal it, what
we can do on air.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's gonna be fun going.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
We're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
We're gonna we're gonna broadcast live from Seed Airport.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
Yes, so at the Aero Club, which is just a
little bit off the runway.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I've been to an aero club before. Do they have
aero bars?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
I quite like the aerated chocolate text.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I haven't seen one of those buy you one machine.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Men?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Get an a milky bar? What I'm looking right now?
I'm looking at it with my own did they? God?
Damn eyes? Able'll let we've got distracted from the Okay,
if we're going to broadcast from an aero club, we
have to have an aero bar. But it's got to
be ments the best one.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Do you think Costco will have a box or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Okay, so we can go along to the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
We've got flights. Oh yeah, okay, it's milky bad, but
it's covered in chocolate. Yeah. I just think it's the
flavor of milky bart in the middle and.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
The let's just head a classic mint. Okay, let's not
get too funky.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
We've been sidetracked. We've been sidetracked.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
So when are we hitting down?

Speaker 9 (37:35):
So we'll go down after the show on Wednesday, set
up all our stuff ceremonies on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Check I'm on the show. We have to change my
physio appointment. I've got a physio appointment.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I actually have a needling appointment on Thursday at twelve.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Micro needling done on my face. Might have to move
it to Friday.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Okay, we'll reach you.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I don't think you need it.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
The pause was too long, my life another go you
go leading our Thursday twelve fifteen. I've got a needling appointment.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I don't think you need it. Think you fly? Yeah,
your face is too far gone.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
No, so you've missed that.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
You've stuff that?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, no, no, no, try again. When do we land on Thursday?
Because I've got a needling appointment.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't think you need it. Oh, thank you born
your faces. Pooh no, no, no, it's all right, don't
worry about it. Third time I think more.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Oh, okay, we're landing on Thursday. I've got a needling appointment.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Need needling. Oh my god, you of all people, there's gorgeous, resplendid,
youthful looking baby of the century that I'm looking at
right now. Now, fletch needs needling. That guy's un meling.
I like that. Wow, Okay, I don't nailed that. Move
the needling.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Okay, I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay. So, and then we can broadcast the show and
they will unveil and we'll find out live on it
with the rest of the nation.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
The fire truck will be called Judy Drench.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Because I don't have any indication.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
Guys, they've removed I know, amount of votes from the website.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
We were leading when I last lot.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
So yes, but she was like, oh, you know, we'll
see who the winner is if.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
They Okay, if they have the gall to invite us
to the naming ceremony.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
We booked flights through the company. We're down there.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
We're making all this effort, and then they name.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
It fred oh Riot, I'll personally, I'll find it funny.
I wasn't here when you guys got behind there, so
I feel like you've cheated on me.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Well, so everyone needs to go onto the Hawks Bay
Airport website now before midday to day?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
That's question.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Can we dresses firemen, fire people people?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, I'll talk to their people. Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
What But like, okay, can we do a hot shoot?
Hot shoot because September we're going to be getting ready
for our calendar FI calendar because we've already got our
inspirational quotes on horses calendar coming. But we could do
another one and it's sexy picks as fire as fire.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
People love that we do that? Well, will you do that?
Will you do one? Were just wearing the pants and
not not the top. I refused to wear the pants.
Oh wear the top. And that's actually not how it
works in the people will buy my calendars. It's a
little bit different.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Just a little chicken legs hanging out the bottom well
a doodle doodle.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Thursday And depending on how cold Ma testicals may make it,
they're gonna uninvite us.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
If you can we just behave join us on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
The light.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
What time will the live unveiling be of the name?

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Do we know?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Around eight twenty five? It's perfect for us for the day. Oh, shuffler,
this is an apportion occasion. Okay, so next week's name
of fact of the day. If it's going to be shuffled,
it needs to be somewhat related to either airports, yeah,
or from emergency services. Yes? Love that. Okay, Well, join
us Thursday for the unveiling the official name of the

(40:56):
new fire truck. Excited?

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Play play.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
What's your jobby? What's your joby? What's your joby? What's
your jobby? It's a game where we try to guess
your job. Now, we'll ask you three questions and then
try to guess your job. If you'd like to play, Oh,
eight hundred dollars at in Rachel, good morning, good morning.

(41:41):
I want to go first. Are your hours consistent?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Okay, consistent overnight or consistent during the day shift, so
it could be like office.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
We're not a musssion, not a comedian.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Okay. It's a good question, and we had some beautiful
I mean, Rachel, you might be New Zealand's greatest undiscovered comedian.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Could be hardly It's a beautiful to may when you
got on the phone.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yes, should there could be a little bit of a.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah the way you said, or yeah, I'm like, are
we in an education?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Don't answer this fire, Rachel, have we've got a fire
on it? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I'll go okay, Rachel.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Do you work in the realm of education?

Speaker 10 (42:40):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yes, I do. I mean, now I'm like, is she
a Mali language teacher? Teacher? But then we might have
to say what age? No, because it doesn't matter teachers teaching,
isn't it. I mean, I know it's different like primary

(43:01):
intermediate childhood, but then I don't know watching teacher and
and you know what teacher?

Speaker 7 (43:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, No, that's the end question.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh yeah, okay, watchould my question be then do it
with children?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh? Yeah, the children, so it's all yeah, they're all
But then that would nail the teacher, wouldn't you say
the young aust just to make them feel bitter about being.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Because she could be an intertial education, she could be
like teaching it like a one anger or something like that.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, you know, and then we're in and then we're in.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Adults should say do you teach children?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Do you do you work with children under?

Speaker 4 (43:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Under twin under ten? No? What do you do? Do
you with children under datada?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Do you with children? Work with children? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Do you work with children?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Rachel? Oh no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Okay, So she's I reckon she works you, I reckon
she is a teacher at a Mali language course.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
That's what I think I reckon. In the education educationary education,
a tertiary educator, that's the educator. Rachel. Are you a
tertiary educator? Yes, yes, okay, yes?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Wait do you teach like a warming and do you
teach it like a Maori language school?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Carl?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Not a Maori language school, But I work for tod
til Mile Howitch is a bicultural teacher training provider, which is.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
A tertiary education provider.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That didn't we We're now that at.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
First go it was your beautiful marina let us down.
If you had to hit us with a marina.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Would see the contra symptom or where I park my boat?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Oh congratulations, Rachel, Just like that.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
One hundred dollars is all your.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
Thank you plays Flitch, Voorne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Sorry back to you, Fletch, No wonder you're to you
in the studio.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I love you, I love you, nineteen minutes away from it.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
We just I will disequickly say, Jue Lipa tickets, she's
annown She's coming to the country next year, eight o'clock
after the news. If you want to win those now,
this happened yesterday. I mentioned this to Haileyborne, and I
will say before I mentioned this, she agrees she also
would do this.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
And you know me, I'm usually so laid back and
easy breezy, and.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
This is what I want to ask now.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I want to know, like the story I'm about to
tell you, when something has to be just right, just right.
Because yesterday I paid a bill and then after I
paid the bill, my account wasn't even the savings account.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
It was like nine point ninety five cents.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
What was the number before?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
It was an even number.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I don't know how much money you got, and it
was an even.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Number and I'll just hide my wallet. Yeah how much?
So I was like, oh point ninety five, Like you
transferred five cents? Do this all the time. Yeah, when
I'm doing like the monthly thing where I go through
and make sure you know, the mortgage account's got enough
and this that and the other and the rates coming
out here, and I do. But after it all comes out,

(46:27):
I go through and I'm like, I can't take five
cents from there. And then it's a fun game.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
It's so fun.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Like I was as I was doing it, like automatically
corrected to fifty cents, and I was like no, no, no,
and I put a point zero five zero five and
then I was like okay, and I was like, it's
got balance in the box. Baby makes me feel like
an account.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I remember back in the day when a transit doing
transactions like that, you'd have to pay a little forty
five cents, so I would it be worth it?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Now it's just like free willingly yeah. And so I
was like and then I did it. And then I
looked at my accounts. I was like, all, even even
that's at because there's I have a junk account, my
every day accounts, whatever it is, account as the junk account,
because that's changed the whole time. That doesn't matter. But
when it's a savings account, it has to be either

(47:13):
yea and oh god.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
It sometimes if you get a little bit of interest,
you know from having money in your bank account, and
it tops it up and you're like, no, no, you
need to balance that out. I've never had that since
I bought a house of I had money in an account.
It's just I think it's probably been a while since
I've had it too.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
This is the guy that got into the property market
in twenty ten has had capital gains tax free boo
who feels sorry for me, but money seventeen cents in
trant But I don't know. I just feel like, and
it's the same when I microwaved something. It's even like
people that microwave and they just put in like odd
numbers just out of nowhere. Because I've tried not to

(47:53):
pass us on to my kids. We were in the
car and we were listening to a song and I
turned it up and August is like, we'm more because
it was on teen and you wanted to fifteen. No,
I'd rather have it on fourteen than fifteen. Controversially, I'll
go zeros in five. Yes, five, three is not getting
a look in. One's not getting a look in. Maybe

(48:14):
a two and a pusher for five and a zero
for volume. It's got to be five and zeros.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
It's the kind of stuffhere people say, oh my god,
I've got o c D. You don't, you don't, you don't,
you don't as O c D and it really ruins
this life.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, but those which flicking all tapping things, Yeah, not
able to do that. That's that's OCD. It's it's crippling,
and it's a social anxiety basics. This is what I
wanted to ask, Like, maybe you're listening to us now
on your car radio at a five or a kin perfect,
but not that. Don't don't for a start, don't dare
listen to something?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, crank it up, good morning, we're popping here.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Know my favorite frequency is that we're on the flat
ones ninety one and all zero twenty one point two.
And you're like, yeah, I grew up the white gutto
where is eighty nine point eight? That's kind of nice,
because that's nice. It's eight and ninety point.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Nine and Wellington ninety point nine not having it.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I know it was so closed. I don't like that
at all, anyone. Do you know what mine is is?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
When I have my wardrobe, the I like all the
hangars to be equidistant, like the clothes to be all
crammed and won and beget. So I thought I have
to have all my coat hangers black all oh yeah,
all the same yeah, because there was a.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
White one in there. I was like, you've got to go,
you trash. Isn't that bad? I did a pig purge recently,
oh yeah, because there was like we had all these
new pigs, but there was maybe like seven old pigs.
Oh yeah. I was like, you guys have done your time.
You can retire to the bin, because I didn't like
when I'd look out and I'd see the washing on
the little clothes force and the old pigs were with
the new pigs.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You see, I'm willing Nellie with Okay, well I'm pigpartheid.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
And then you decided the old just I did pig
a side. Okay, So, oh, eight hundred dollars it in.
You can take through nine six nine six. What always
has to be just right, If it's even bank accounts,
if it's even volume, whatever it is, give us a call,
oh eight hundred times at M and you can text
through as well.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Friday flashback is coming up.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
It's worn on your pay I'm going to put this
out of the people. Big news of the food fighters
this week with Dave Girl having a baby out of
Woodlock yeah, horrible word windlock makes it sound like a
tire clamp, feels like that. Yeah, what I think it's
a wonderful feeling. What you put out to the people,
graceful to What food photo song would they like to hear?

(50:39):
I'm looking at the list here of the most plaid
food photo song ever. Long's up there, Monkey Wrenches at
number eight. It's a lot that song, but it's like
a classic. Really, times like these.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Too slow, My hero's too sly, heroes too slow? Okay, well,
what food Fighter Pretender is one of their most played songs.
What food Fighters song x nine sex let me know? Okay,
of the people, you know, I'm the postman and the
people's postman. I will deliver what the people want to hear.
It sounds like the postman's struggling this morning. I struggled
street right now though. Talking about those things, they have

(51:10):
to be just perfect. Because I transferred five cents into
the bank account because it wasn't even yeah, yeah, you've
stuffed yourself here because we we've got messages into It's just.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I got I got two fingers on the scroll, and
I agree, Eleiman, your windows handles need to be in
the closed possession even when the windows open. That's not bloody,
is Yes, I agree with that. That's wild. That's what
I've never thought about it. But I always do. I
open them and then flip the handles down. Yeah, because
I don't let them sticking up. It's a mistal. But yeah.
When I tie my shoelaces, they have to sit flop downwards,

(51:44):
so most of the time I'll tie them. I then
have to spend both of the loops one eighty so
that they'll sit downwards, because it annoys me immensely when
one of them is downwards and the other one starts
hitting your leg as you walk. I also have to
wear the same socks. They can't be different in any way. Yeah, same,
I have to wear met I see people wearing this
match socks. I'm like, grow up only on Washington the monsters.
Monsters would always be the same kind of song. Beard

(52:06):
sheet has to be flat and perfect. I flicked the
douvet right off entirely before I get into bed, and like,
but then you're gonna get in and make it smooth.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Yeah, I know that it's gonna be smooth toating sheet.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Somebody said, what about like Strava or anything where you
measure a bike or running. You get home and it's
an uneven distance. I keep going until it's a nice round.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Basically, they're just like looping around the driveway being like I'm.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Nearly at five k Yeah, you gotta get it right,
un beautiful. I drove into my driveway and my treasured
Ford towel stars. It ticked up one hundred thousand kilometers.
Still a top five moment in my life. Yeah, beauty,
nice and it's nice. That's a nice even number. Knives
and forks and spoons there to be grouped together in
the dishwasher cutlery train. Of course, of course they do.
How else would they make the most of the space

(52:49):
you're given and a cutlery tray I can reset. I'm
thinking one day I'm gonna do a video of the
state I find my dishwasher in. Yeah, versus, I'm a.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Shard an't because we've never had a dishwasher, and so
I've got one now and I'm like, I just like
stuck it.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, forks, knives, whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
And my friend till I only recently found out when
we go to a house and I'm like, oh, stack
the dishwashing you know, help help there. She's always like no, no, no, no, no,
no, no no. And then one day she just came out.
She was like, I got to tell you, I hate
the way you do it.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Did you put choppling boards in there? No? No no no?
Oh okay, good god good good No.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
No, she'd put pans and it's not my new ones,
but you have.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
But I just put my crap once. Okay, got good.
I mean someone said, I literally had an electrician out
this week to rewire my light switch because one of them,
when it was off, one of them was in the
on position. They said, their life so much happier. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
That's all I needed to hear.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I'll be adding that to the list the next time
the sparks are over, said, prepare yourself. You can be
walked through that. I've got a couple of jobs you
to do. How many strokes of Diyoda and I put
under each arm has to be the same, otherwise, why
I spend the whole day feeling sided with Yoda.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I'm the same amount of spray on each side.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yeah I'm not.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I'm a rubber.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Kindergarten teacher. When I first started, all the chairs at
the tables were different colors. The colors to the chairs
because there was exactly the right amount for all the
green chairs to bear the green table. Da da da.
I did that, and I'm not not turned back, And
when a kid moves the chair, I say back back
back to the green table. I never have more than
six tabs open on my laptop browser. If I see seven,

(54:23):
I'm like, oh no, no, no, one's got to go,
and then spend like fifteen minutes deciding which one's going
to get closed down, sometimes them so I can come
back to them, I'll have to delete the tab from
being opened. Fridays Flash Flash, we're literally giving away Huger
prizes to people that have been like thanks, I.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Know, I love the Amelia Emili's gonna be a good Friday.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, that's good, Okay, Friday Flashback Borne, it's your pack.
I think the most interesting fact I can tell you
about the song is that the writer said it may
have been, say, subconsciously influenced by the Sesame Street song.
One of these things is not like the other. One
of these things just doesn't belong really okay, because apparently
you can compare it to it. So that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I've never known that. The year was two thousand and seven,
the year I saw them. No, no, yes, that's the
year I saw them the year.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
The month was August. Oh yeah, it was August in
two thousand and seven when the song came out off
a truly magnifies an album Echo Silence, Patients and Grace,
one of this band's most highest charting songs. But guess
what number I got to, Well, thirty seven. I think
there was two rock and roll two rock and roll.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
It's in the news this week. Dave Grohl has come
out and said that he has fathered a child outside
of his marriage. Apparently.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I was reading apparently, but a gasa, I've got some scandal,
Bradley scandal queen. Yeah, apparently he actually hired a divorce
lawyer a month before this announcement.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Read I read that.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Why Yeah, And I guess so this news was not
as fresh to his wife and the family as it was.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
To us, right, so you think she started filing proceedings.
So then he was like, I after lawyer, I've got
a lawyer. They have they actually split up?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
No, no, because he's said but and she was spotted scandal. Sorry, Hailey,
Spratley Scandalquana. Yeah, she was spotted out with her engagement
ring around about a month ago as well without her
wedding ring.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Oh right, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah the wife was because it's one thing to have
a little affair or a little one off and had
to have a baby with someone that woman.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
So yeah, anyway, scandal's over. That's Hailey Sproul Scandals. Quano
so got to number nine in New Zealand from two
thousand and sevens The Foo Fighters the Pretender soft start,
but it's a good song. About four seconds it's going
to change entirely. Friday Flashbags.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
It em.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
Plays flat Voorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's a four Fighters on it's your Friday flashback. Well,
special guests, we can see him on zoom, Yes, we
certainly can you know from Little Britain, Come fly with me.
He's a children all for, He's got Britain's got talent,
He's everywhere. David Williams, Hi, David, we've got a mute.
You're on you're on mute.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Hello, my darling.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Hi, Well can I introduce you formula because this is
my very close personal friend David Williams, who I have
met once in a work context. But I found an
instant spark, David.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
An instant attraction.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah, yeah, chemistry.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Very nice for me, you both.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
David, You're on your way to New Zealand very soon
to bring two shows, one for the kids, as you mentioned,
appropriate for Vaughan's children, and one for us adults.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Correct. Well, let me just explain that the show for
the for children is not childcare.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
You do have to bring them, okay.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
Not dropping them off, it's not. It's not a soft
play area. It's doing a show for families about my books.
Because when I announced that I was doing an audience
with David Williams, it's I had lots of messages from
parents saying, is it suitable for my six year old? No, well,

(58:54):
we're going to be talking about Little Britain and come
fly with me and and so, you know, lots of
grown up comedy, and I play a cup the Preton
characters of the show, so there'd be a few not
crude jokes, but you know, yeah, rude iss jokes.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
And you mentioned that you're doing some of your Little
Britain characters.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I mean, I'm sure at this point maybe you get
tired of people asking about it, but it's still is
like so much part of our zeitgeist, Like people are
still quoting Little Britain characters all the time. I had
the scripts, like I bought the printed you know, in
book formed scripts when I was a teenager, and we
me and my be sprien used to sit there and
like hello, like characters and stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Not as good as you. But do you get tired?

Speaker 4 (59:35):
That is really heartwarm?

Speaker 10 (59:38):
No, I mean, I you know, I used to do
that with things that i'man Obviously I'm older than you,
but you know, for me, it was like Monty Python.
Oh yeah, I think bron Atkinson, not nine o'clock news,
that sort of thing. I'm pouring over it. Yeah, because
that's when, like books, you couldn't really necessarily it wasn't
necessarily much out there, and you couldn't always watch the
show again, so you'd read the script books.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Yeah, yeah, and I would, because I remember we had
the DVDs. You'd have the box all the seasons. Well,
they were famously one of those DVD's you'd lean to
people and then six months, lady, you would be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Like two two, very much like pornography. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Actually, yeah, I want what was the first year when
did Little Britain start?

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Why didn't you google it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
S five?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Do some research? They come on the show, Yeah, three
on television in the UK. So where were you born?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
I'm forty five, so it was well old enough. Well
I'm well old enough.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Yeah, yeah, you're thrown up enough. You were all sort
of uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Years younger, ye, a bit younger than us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, so in two thousand and three I was I
was you can tell with my skin and definitely not
my botops. I was a teenager, so it was like
it was a little bit naughty for us. Still as
about thirteane fourtane.

Speaker 10 (01:01:05):
Well, the great thing is that teenagers are just still
discovering it. I think because of uh, you know, TikTok
and Instagram and Twitter and everything there. That the sketches
kind of go around, especially if there's something that happens
in the news which makes the sketch relevant in someway
or another, and it's like, you know, Boris Johnson lying

(01:01:26):
or something, and the headline in the newspaper they'll put
them in a pink track suit and it'll be like nobody, Yeah,
the it t you know it, you kind of went
down around the world. Yeah, No, computer says no on
the front ros of this Bob. So it's not something
that you kind of assume could ever happen, or even

(01:01:49):
that you could ever contrive to happen, because you know,
things catch on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
That's up to people, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
I mean, you can make a funny program and create
some some memorable characters. But all of that has been
very pleasing, and it's really nice that, you know, although
it's a show that, as you're right say, if you're
done any research started twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Years ago, it's actually really bad for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I know it's bad for me, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I'm David Walliam?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Now which one are you? Which one? Were you get that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
I get that in America because in America it.

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Was really just a thing. It was a kind of
like a gay gay men really liked it. And it's
like a kind of cult, That's what I was going
to say, sort of cult. And so I only get
recognized and departner stores in New York, like if you
work there, oh my god, the guy from Little Britain?
Are you mad or a David?

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
They've got Prinando come over here is the guy who
was telling you around Little Britain And I go over
and I'm so excited that someone likes me in America.
Calls to them about ten minutes and then I can
see them basing every saying.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
We really need to get back to work now, thank
you so much. I bore them to tears. But no,
it's a lovely thing.

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
And also, you know, I haven't done a show like
this before, so you know, I wasn't necessarily sure how
it was going to go. And also I hadn't really
I knew people still like the show, and I as
people who are coming are going to like the show,
but I didn't know how much excitement and warmth there
would be. And for me, I hadn't performed as those
characters a very long time. Because it's computer says no.

(01:03:30):
Carol Beer opens the first half and Lou from Lou
and Andy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Andy is on a.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Is on a video because I'm like video calling him.
And the reaction I get coming out of those characters
is amazing. I mean it was quite It's almost quite moving.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yeah, you legiend, and I love that that's taken you
by surprise. You've obviously managed somehow to keep very humble
because when we were in Australia during the show because.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
You can't watch it and New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Obviously you were peppering throughout how many incredible celebrities and
people that you've met over the years.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
But that didn't make me sound humble.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
No, no, but it was. It's kind of amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I mean, like you've moved in these wild circles for
so many years.

Speaker 10 (01:04:18):
Well yeah, but I'm just you know, I just like
meeting people who I was a fan of excited the most.
One of the most mind blowing ones was I went,
oh God, this is actually this is so name.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Droppery, open the door for you to do it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:35):
I was going to I was at Elton John Civil Partnership,
at the Civil Partnership. It was about two thousand and four,
I think, and I walked in that Michael Caine was
standing there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Like movies that you've watched with your dad, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:04:55):
It's like all those amazing movies like The Italian Job
and The Cress File, Zulu Man Who would Be King?
And so I grew up with them. Mark Kay went,
you guys, you're like the new Pythons. And I was
like really overwhelmed even and I said, oh, well, what
have you been up to an We're not talking about me,
We're talking about you like that. Oh wow, it's those things,

(01:05:19):
and to me, it's those people who who you've kind
of worshiped as a kid, who you've had on a pedestal.
Like I also got to meet Roger Moore and become
quite friendly with him, and you should google him. He
was James Bond.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
And it was anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:05:36):
It's just it's just kind of overwhelmed when those things happen,
and you know, I'm meeting these people as a fan.
That's what I'm not assuming any status. I'm just thinking,
oh wow, I'm so lucky to meet these people. And
people who were famous when you were a kid who
you get to meet are sort of like they feel
like giants to you. They are giants, but they just

(01:05:58):
it feels they just feels so large of the life.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
It's very exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Well, plenty of Key is going to be absolutely ecstatic
to get to meet you when you're rife.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Here cland Wellington and crash and you know what, people
can just google for the tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Really, you could give out the website.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
For tickets.

Speaker 10 (01:06:20):
I've given up ten minutes in my life a lot
of things Google t Yeah, TG dat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
That's exactly what I was going to say, because you've
given up so much of your time for us.

Speaker 10 (01:06:34):
Yeah, it went gang busters. And Auckland we've added another
show in Auckland. Anywhere near Auckland or you're willing to
travel to Auckland, or even if you've never heard of Auckland,
but please please go and see New Auckland because you'll

(01:06:55):
get some really good tickets in Auckland because we just
added another show and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
It'll be the David Williams book show earlier at three
o'clock and then you kick the kids out and then
it's an audience where David Williams are from seven thirty
that night.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
David from Wellington christ Church.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Thank you so much for joining us. We really appreciate
giving up your time, and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
We'll thank you for having me. We'll get seeing you.

Speaker 10 (01:07:18):
There and will you come backstage after the show? Love
to catch me and my underparts might take my mom
to the theater. We won't see Jude Laura in a
play evening backstage to see him. I've never seen my
mom charge up the stairs quick enough the chance of
what after?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't be mad. I wouldn't be mad
to be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Sorry, I'm sorry. I've got my shirt on, so worry,
I'm Mark.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yeah, we'll come and we'll come and get backstage and
catching you.

Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
Understand that it's not quite like looking at Jude Lauren
his underpants.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
No, but you've put the image in our mind and
now that's what I'm expecting. Gym plays before you come here,
and then somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
To look at it. All right, guys, thank you, David.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Play Playm's time for.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do Deer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
It's been Native bird week here affect of the day,
and I couldn't finish n a bird without covering my
favorite New Zealand native bird of all time. But it's extinct. Yeah,
past eagle beautiful otherwise known as tah pooor kai a
bird of sort of like Maldi legend is cave roarings.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
You win?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Did it go extinct about fourteen hundred? Okay, about fourteen
hundred when extinct? The mora when extinct, I was hunted
for food because it was a big, fat, delicious bird
that was read. They're huge drummies.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Drummies, they kind of get them out the drive through.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
No no, no, no, you know in the Flintstones when
they have the big ribs and it flips the car.
That's the sort of vibe. Yeah, how big the moa
drummers were. Family pack was just one big drum Yeah
it was. But of course the arrival of Maori ancestors
and spread throughout New Zealand and it was an easy
food source. The old more the mole went extinct and
soon after the hass eagle fell prey as well, because

(01:09:28):
that was kind of the thing that it had come
to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah, so that didn't have any drive throw one of them.
They had to eat what was available. Yeah, they did so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Uh. The haast eagle blew in from Australia. Okay, yeah,
so he heaps of our birds blewing from Australia and
it makes sense. Yeah, but once they got here they
changed dramatically. A lot of them lost the ability to well,
they didn't lose the ability to fly, they chose the
evolution kind of taught them they didn't need to fly,
especially with the hast eagle in the sky.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I was hiding down here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
So when the halst eagle arrived and it in its
form from Australia, it's sort of like ancestor it weigh
a kilogram.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Within a million years it weighed eighteen kilograms.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
It is the fastest knowing like example of finding its
ancestor seeing how much it weighed. The migration to a
new area and New Zealand does get big birds because
they didn't have any prey. Yep, like, nothing hunted the
haast eagle. It was the top of the food chain. Wow,
so it just eight eight eight Nate Nate Moers Andrew's

(01:10:32):
anything good a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Sheet from one to eighteen kg.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Yeah, because it came in there was just an easy
food source and it started as a scavenger. It would
just eat other smaller birds and it got bigger and bigger, bigger.
It would take to the skies and it would just
be flying with this three meter wide wing. Now have
a think about that three meter wide wings. My car
isn't even three meters long. Yeah, well, you've got a
little car. That's embarrassing. My car, A normal size car
isn't three meters long. Do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
What is a car that's three meters long, Like what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
We don't really measure cars by long, do we? Unless
you're trying to get up fed on the entire islander.
Don't they ask you how big your car is and
you're like, no, it's I don't know. Google it. Everyone
knows that. Like if you drive a truck, you know
the hype because you've got to get under the bridges
and the non strives, which, by the way, I've had
a couple of seamless mentions, Yeah the show they're seamless.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I guess you just have to google Akha and see
what the length of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Well, how tall am I? It's like two it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
One in a three quarters of me?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Okay, So it wouldn't be as long as our Santa Fe.
The eagle could go sideways down the Santa Fe and
Tucker and still have a bit of room to hold on. Yeah, yeah,
take in the windscreen. That wouldn't fit on the roof. God,
it wouldn't fit just on the roof with its wingspan
an amazing bird. Just can I play a sound for you? Okay?
I'd like to say, play you a sound of what
the wait? What what they sound? Like so stupid that

(01:11:55):
you go into a radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Yeah and fourteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah. No, So this was actually done by some ornithologists, is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
That expectologists alogists.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
They took its ancestor and then they they know what
bird larynxes and voice boxes do when you make them bigger,
So it's strings and they made it a little bit deeper.
It was on radio New Zealand. They don't tell lies
at radio. They did this with like a mummy, right,
and they got their voice box and they printed it.
They went through it was like it was so bad.
So this is the sound we can trust radio in

(01:12:29):
New Zealand. Remember they had the Russian working for them.
That's right, it could be Russian propaganda.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
And coming down to our listeners, thorn good way, listen,
I would like to fund a little Russian in you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Oh my god, you would get outside even a morning
tea for the boots. I waste time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
It'll be like one ration.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
One. No, you can just have one ration. You have
to have a neighborhood of cats.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
So and also the latest research on the Haast eagle
is that the way it ate it probably looked more
like an eagle with a vulture's head. I want to
see it ta da. How terrifying. So they believe they
hypothesized it had a bald head because they found moa skeletons.
It's some bathins which is like one of our best
areas for fossils and stuff central Otago that have got

(01:13:32):
these marks against hip bones and stuff that they said
are so deep that bird's whole head would have needed
to be in so it would grab it. So how
it we get a more as it would grab onto
its back and then use its head as a puncturing
device through the head organs, it would get into its
liver and liver and it would just put its hooked
nose and and just rip the liver straight out and um,

(01:13:52):
young yum, eat it while it's still fresh. And then
and then would be like oh, slowly dying. And then
it would have the around and it would have been
a couple of days scavenging it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Oh but we need to issue an apology to everyone
who's got a dog in the car. Oh really, my
friend who's in the car with a little ship poll
that again wouldn't be a not even any not even
a pre bed sound. You played the dog's freaking out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Oh no, Well that's good though, because it's everything else
that's you know, wolf, like of that dog is gone.
Yeah yeah, members, dude, there's a prime or something in
the middle of it that knows it's going to keep
an ear up for those Somebody said that bird has
a wing spread of two Sabrina carpenters. It's like listening

(01:14:38):
to the show we worked out Sabrina carpets one fifty
one tool, she's under five for a tool like the
morning three meters you have said text of the week,
thanks of the weak miniature, trophy, tournature, trophy, trophy miniature
for that great another good text here. Someone said, you
think that's impressive. I evolved from seventy kgs to one
hundred and five and three months and nothing. But that's

(01:15:02):
beautiful evolution. That's evolution. Evolution is that's evolution. I don't
know what even How can I play the sound again
for the ship poo A beautiful bird, the pass eagle,
my favorite New Zealand bird of all time, May it
rest in peace. Sounded like this here it comes. It's

(01:15:23):
coming in coming from a distance and just coming in hot.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Fact of the day, day day day day do do
do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Doo doooo.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
Doo plays Flint Thorne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Now really listens to the show, or people that follow
my wife on social media will know that my father
in law Ma, my other and AW is living in
a little cottage.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Yeah next door.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Yeah, Now there's a paddock between us. That's there's a
fenced channel. And every morning around about now, in fact,
I should check on the camera, the dogs will be
waiting at that gate, and he walks across and he
opens that gate and then the dogs run over to
his house and we don't see them again until he
puts them back at four thirty. Every single day texts
and says the dogs are starving. They must be fit

(01:16:26):
there in dinner immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yes, so it's kind of good. He plays and looks
after them all day. Yeah, they look so happy. When
I pulled up to your house not long ago, and
I saw them on this front little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Yeah, a covered sunny porch. Yeah for every weather. Now, yeah,
it's running from one direction, they'll go over to there
his house. If it's running it his house will come
to our place. So I have noticed though that Richie,
particularly Ralph's chok Ralph's chunked up a little bit, but

(01:16:59):
the vet also said he needed a little bit more chunk.
He was a little non chunk there. We needed a chunk,
just a little bit. I had noticed that Richard the retriever,
who has never had a trouble with being not enough chunk.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
That's why you rescued him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
He was chunk. Yeah, And we got him and he
was and continued to remove the chunk.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Well, I've noticed he's chunked. So I did that thing
where I dragged the kitchen scatter, our bathroom scales out
onto the decking, weighed myself, which itself was a little
chunk of an.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Have we chunked a little?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
And I'm like, well, I'm fully clothed and eaten all
day and I haven't done a poop and phone in
my pocket and I've got a phone in my pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
So yeah, I reason when I was waited for a helicopter,
He's like, this is the number you wrote down is
significantly less than what I'm seeing now. I'm like, wait,
you think I put on all this get away myself
at home? Man? Yeah, So I picked up the dog
and then weighed myself and then did the old subtraction. Yeah,
he's about eight kg's heavy than he should be, which

(01:17:57):
on a dog is a lot. It's all. Yeah, he
doesn't need treats because he finds his own treats. He
eats of fruit that falls off a tree or animal feces.
He's afraid. He's an afraid. I could say, my cat's
never had animals.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
And it is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Chu because he's getting treats all day from your father,
from my father, and it's what secretly feeding, secret defending
them and need to get them back to our place
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
I've seen this because I put a camera there. Yeah,
I need a visual proof.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
I have the proof. Every day when he brings them
back across, he gives them two triangle Tux biscuits to
get them back across. And they apparently have started to
refuse to come back to our house unless there's a
Tux biscuits.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Training them into this bad behavior.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
You're familiar with the big triangle Tux biscuits. You have
the song they have the diesel for the working dog
from Capriannga to the bluff. I'm saying that's good enough. Yeah,
it's these dogs are not working. No, they are lazy
lazy dogs. Yeah, and they're getting two tuckst biscuits as
a reward for walking no more than thirty meters and

(01:19:12):
then they'll get it, and then they'll come and flump
by our door expecting their dinner. Because you'll remember the
text message. He sees every day starving, Yeah, salibating for
food they have been without. Yeah, and I've seen them
feeding them, feeding them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
We're whinding the guy place and take the biscuits off them.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, confiscate them. You confiscate the biscuits. I
was thinking of training the gate shut and putting a
padlock on them, and like it's like chaining the fridge,
because he's technically the fridge. He's just the snack machine
for these dogs.

Speaker 8 (01:19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Yeah, And he's chunking them up and he's like no,
And he's seen a photo to shot. He's like, look
how happy and healthy they are. And it's Richy on
his back looking like a big fat lard ball. He's
a big, happy, healthy dog. I'm like, no, it's bad.
Lost them with food. It's not going to turn out girts.
So how are you going to mitigate this? How are
you going to get it on a diet? Well, I've

(01:20:03):
said there's there's to be no treats, and if it
gets worse, there'll be a chain on the gate and
they won't be going to his house.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
They'll be staying in our section where there are no treats.
He's still feeding them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
He's going to reach over, he's going to come over.
You make good. Do you remember those dogs he had,
those stupid little terrier things that he had. They were
like rowned, they were round the Yeah, he'd cooked himself
a signature dish of kidney and livers and tripe, all

(01:20:39):
amounts of offall, and then he feed the dogs the
same thing. Yeah, and he's sure that's a wolf's diet.
But these are not wolves. Hard the little hamburg Yeah,
w of a wolf? Oh God, bad dogs. So now
I've got to unchunked the chunk again.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Well you, why don't you take him on a run
with you, You run a bit, get him on the
triap mill.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
It's city for me. We need to take anytime. You
need to get the dogs. Memb, what can he come
in on my tag? Well, my because my friend who's
got a big dog. I think a labrador. I think
a labrador gone absolute worst.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Similar he's got a treadmill in his house because he's
laser and he just put chains the not chains of tucks,
puts the no, puts his leash around the front of
the handle, and then just sits in and lets him
walk all day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
He just walks. Yeah, oh, my friend Danger sort of
sits on his ars and players games. It seems like
a real that's insulting to the dog. You need to
work out. I need to sit here and have some
treats and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Get chonky play. We're going to the quiz. The quiz
we go to this about third year in a row
for your kid's school. Warning not that not that we
want to go on about our charity, and we don't
wan to go to about charity. But we did win
last year, and we came second the year before, and
so we're going our tables theme Pirates.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
I'm kind of sulky because I'm not sulking, but I
just can't be bothered.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
It's too hard. Last year it was Minions and Fletch
played group and perfect and I think went bestressed.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Yeah we did, and yes a lot from you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
I'm a sexy pirate winch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I don't have anything pirate I've got them sorted. I've
got you sort it. I've got gold jewelry. We're gonna
put some gold chains around us.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
I do you think I've ever worn gold jewelry?

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Yeah, where you are, I've got I've got a shirt
and a waistcoat he could borrow. They can just chuck
on like that, undo it a bit so it looks
a bit rugged like that. I've got a spear eye patch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
If you've got a striped T shirt, you could turn
into like a pirate do rag that's what they wore.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
No today, I'm going looking for a pirate hat for Aaron,
So I'll get you a pirate hair as well. I've
got a spear sword. Then just wear black jeans and
some boots.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
With you turn up in black jeans and boots.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
You sort it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
If you just come to my house and black jeans and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Boots, it was great. It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Now Now now is all happy?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
And to get a costume, do you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
I don't like dress up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
You obviously also the other thing because we have a
Halloween party, so this is just like this is an
easy one. We got to do a new couples couple's
costume because we did a couple's costume story.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I've got to this is going to be really awkward
to do live on the radio. But you know the
Halloween party, how Haley was like, I can't make it.
We need to do it on Friday, and they're like, okay,
we'll do it on Friday. And now they changed it
to Friday to accommodate Hailey and nobody else could make it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
So now they've changed it back to Saturday. So I'm
not coming to Halloween, so you're not coming? Yeah, what
a shame for I can't make this Saturday either. I
was told at the weekend to tell you, and I've
just told you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
This really sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
I felt really powerful that I had moved the party
from Saturday to Friday, and they honored that the GEGGA
would do that on my behalf.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Sorry, okay, I'm just going on to my calendar. Where
is that Halloween party to? Just because I don't want
to go, but you do? Yeah, I have to go.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Do you want to go to Parmerston North to do
fifteen minutes of stand up with Ben Hurley?

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Yeah? Fifteen minutes? Yea, I think maybe it's twenty Okay, Okay,
start go. Let's just run your stay, your next egg,
next egg. You know I'm from ms Font's Man, I
need a word from the crowd. No, that's improp I
don't need anything prepared, says you want to see mine? No,

(01:24:35):
they'll be like, yeah, another podcast in the bag, the
plastic bag. Are they back?

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
No? Still band? Okay, they never left.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Where you come in with the lineorn boy man, if
you enjoyed that, okay, Oh and if you enjoyed it,
give us a writing and a review and be sure
to tell all of your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
God, I need some sleep. Saint James Fletch, vonn and
highly

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