Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network, the Fleshpahne and Hailey Big Pod.
Great Things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play Fletch, Pawn and Hailey. Thank you Brian,
Good morning, Mariner, Welcome to the show Fletch, Wawn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Two minutes past six. Beautiful introduction from bren Raka. Celebrate
to Willy or Marty. Good from him, really good from him,
really good. I can't speak Marty because my grandma was
was beaten speaking the language.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
So my mum bet at all.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Her people would have Wow, Colin, I was given her
a karate chop. My mom wasn't a ladd a lot
right with her left hand at school?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
My oldest daughter's doing a study and they have to
ask one of their grandparents or if they don't have
grandparents just like their parents or an older person, what
school was like at their day, and they that was
my mum was never left handed, always been right handed,
but they was one of the questions is what was
the like adversity your face? And my mum had such
little adversity in the face. She recalled the story about

(01:11):
her friend.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
That was left handed. She wasn't a had she got
a smack on the knuckles.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah. Adversity. Yeah wow, I'm muli and left handed. I
would have really struggled growing up such a thrashing. I
grew up in the future, so I've quite a little
adversity over here as well.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Coming up on the show The Top Six.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, flights from Dunedin and Hamilton directed the Gold Coast
back on the cards.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, the j JIT Star Yeah. Good on from Hamilton.
We had a long.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Proud history of an airport that flew to the Gold Coast. Yeah,
we had Keywi Air back in the day. Freedom freedom
yeah them, and then they got out of air travel
and just got exclusively into furniture. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Great couches on the planes though, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
It was so comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Not safe, oh no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
If you had some turbulence, your couches get it all
around a plant. But I've got the top sex scigns.
I'm not from Danada. I don't feel like I can
bash the Dneied Knights. So you're from Hamilton though, I'm
from Hamilton. Plus everything our Deneena's grimm, it's like murder
and stuff. So I've got the top sex signs that
the person on the Gold Coasters from Hamilton, so they
came directly from the Trump Coming up on the show,

(02:20):
Chief Wigham has responded to Donald Trump's claim that Haitian
immigrants who we're in the US legally. This is the
whole thing in America at the moment are eating cats
and dogs, yeah, geese and whatever it is today.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
If you watched the debate, I've only watched collaps, but
I know, Fletcher, You've followed it with great interest while
he made Trump made some idiotic claims, and thank god
Chief Wigham from Springfield has responded because this is where
it's happening in Springfield.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, like you couldn't even make this stuff up so good.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
But next on the show, I think we should talk
about Steve O. STEVEO from Jackass a little bit con
earned for.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Our Maybe he's retired, he's just chilling out.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
He's fresh teeth, yeah, but he's still up to malarkey play.
Steve though from Jackass arguably like the wildest of the lot,
used to you know, staple guns ball sacked to like
walls and stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
We've into one of the Jackass live shows that him
born back in the day and two thousands yes, yeah, yeah,
it was awful.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
It was awful. And then on.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Stage I think he gun stabled his ball cross or
something and he also cut his tongue. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it was a weird.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Never really it was into the Jackass films because I
just they were so painful to watch and the stuff
he did and that was they were like, what mid
two thousands, Yeah, yeah, it was huge. They were huge.
Johnny Knoxville excuse me movie just in the middle of this. No,
I'm not bored the time.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh okay, that's just it's kind of like this kind of
feels like that's our fault.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, no, absolutely not your fault at all.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Right, we're not exciting ordering love making, but tell the
person it's them.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh yeah, you know. No, it was great, it was great.
It was fantastic. We just can't help but feel that
we're not great lovers. Now, I know, how did they
go that way? Anyway? So Steve O, because I followed
Steve O a little bit, he's got a YouTube channel
and like he's sober now and he's got this girlfriend.
He'd got a fresh set of new teeth because he
like mangled them so much and podcast, right, he's got

(04:35):
a podcast, but he still does his pranks.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Come on, like he's fifty, believe it, grow up. He's like,
come on.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, he had this idea earlier in the year that
he was going to get de cup breast and plants
as a gag and do it as a joke and
then like film a bunch of content and then get
them removed, like he wasn't going to keep them, yep.
And he talked to surgeons about it and was like,
can I do this? Can you make sure I'm not
like messed up afterwards, because imagine like if like I

(05:05):
got recent plants, he's like skinyer to work with. But
if you guys got that, because where do you get
the skin, You just have to stretch it, it'll be
so tight, so and afterwards have type breasts, then you'd
have tight type breasts. But afterwards, if you got the removed,
you probably stretched out, stretched out.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
But then I'm imagining that, like you just have a
lot of scarring, wouldn't you when you yeah, and removed.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
The muscle, Like it's so stupid. Anyway, he got the
approval to go ahead with it and was going to
do it, and then now he had a conversation with
a couple of people from the trans community, being like,
do you know how privileged this is? Like do you
know how hard we work to be able to get
surgery to transform the bin? And he was he's changed
his mind now, but it's just grown. Yeah, like come on, dude,

(05:50):
grow up. So he's fifty years off. I mean like
I'm all having fun, but yeah, he's the breast on
the prank stuff that was all like two thousand year
little bad. If you see his girlfriend, she's super.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hot where which do you think she was the one
that was like, come on, mate, calm down.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, he's saying it's some like conversation with a transcestor.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
He needs to be like Johnny Knoxville, is he He's
always in movies. Johnny Knoxville did the latest Jackass movie, Like, yeah,
he did serious like acting stuff that way. Sis, he's
a couple the Ringer where he played he pretended to
have a disability throughout so it could be on a

(06:31):
special Okay, so they're they're all of it.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
The heeds too many time.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
But Johnny Knoxvill has got a podcast now listened to
a couple of episodes and a woman that grew up
in like an extreme Mormon household. Okay, and their podcast
is about talking to people who have done like extraordinary things, right, yeah,
I don't think they talked to that. I remember the
guy that jumped from the edge of space from the Ripple.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, I know you. No thanks? Yeah, well,
I mean Johnny at least Johnny Knoxell was hot, do
you know what I mean? He's got that going from.
So it's a bit sixy Johnny Knoxville. But what a
night me to be with any of these memes. Absolutely,
especially if they come home with decup discuss He's serious.
I've just been here coocking a rows. You're just out there,
you idiot? Plays Fletch Vorn.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
And Haley Taylor Swift on m Fletchvaorn and Haley. She
endorsed Kamala Harris put up a link to voter registrations
like four hundred thousand people collecked it. That was that
made Donald Trump not tweet? What is the true social
has social media platform all caps? I hate Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Teller Swift and all caps. Oh my gosh, it's not
going to get votes. The world collectively adores her.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
If you if you just to scream it into the nothingness.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I know. So Flitch, you listen to the whole debate.
It was grow It was a great watch into it.
She worked him into a bit of a lie, the
way that she baited him. Yeah, it was brilliant. So
what was he talking about with these cats and dogs?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
So it was when he was asked about immigration, he
has claim and these are false claims that are legal
immigrants from Haiti who moved to Springfield to fill jobs
and you.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Know they're they're legally normal part of how the world.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
He claimed that they're eating people's dogs and cats, which
is not as before or after they're having transgender operations
in prison.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. They're crazy.
And now now we're coming out with boobs and there
eating and then I.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Think now they're saying, oh no, they're eating the geese,
which again they're not eating the geese.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
But to be fair, the geese are there to be.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
The geese are there to be Canadian at the place
next to ours, and I reckon just a quick shot
of your have a boiled goose?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Do get do we eat geese?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
They're one of the most are.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
They one of the most eden.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No one's eating the geese either, No one eating the geese.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
No one's eating the old meat. Okay, Well, Hankazaria, who
is the voice actor for lots of characters on The Simpsons,
are Poob being one of them? No, they stopped doing
a poo, But I'm just saying he did it.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
In Springfield, which is again where this is happening in
real life Springfield in America, but.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
In fake Springfield and The Simpsons, of course, the head
of police, Chief Wigham, is voiced by Hankasaria, and after
these claims of these people eating cats and dogs, Chief
Wigham has responded.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Springsfield Police Chief plans she Wighams speaking an albim. People
are eating dogs, hot dogs. Oh cats, mister cats is
eating hot dogs. Now, people are eating dogs and cats.
People are eating dogs and cats in Springfield.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Are they good?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, They're not eating cats and dogs in spring eating
the cats of the dogs. This is such a good
response from Hankasarria, though, to pull out one of the
most iconics Sin's characters ever and just respond to like
to respond to idiotic silliness with idiotic silliness. Surely there's
gotta be a whole episode of the Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Since then? Is that turn around on the Simpsons is
so long? It takes a while? Like South Park can
make an episode, didn't they say once they can make
an episode in six days when they turn around? Was insane?
But the Simpsons animation just something right? It takes six months?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
When's the next debate?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
No, he doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
He doesn't want to. Well, he said.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Jobs plays one and Haley blah.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the top
six already.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Then it's a beautiful airport. The White Airport never been.
You would have absolutely no reason, and I assume never will.
I once flew from Auckland Airport to Hamilton Airport.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Taylor Swift, I know, to call me Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Wow, that was the work thing in it because I
was finishing. We were working afternoons, and I wasn't with you.
I was going for work and so it was like
a time thing.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
But it really wasn't.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I mean, I guess because of peak hour traffic, it
might have taken you three hours to.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Get to Hamilton or two and a half.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but you had to drive to
Auckland Airport, go through the and literally get up and
land within ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It was the most Taylor swift thing I've been in
my life.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I have felt bad enough on our flights from Auckland
to todd On it. You get up Larensville, I'm like, hey, hometown,
and then you land and you're like, how much guess
did we just do? Yeah? Yeah, well Jetstar I've announced it.
They're flying from Dunedin and Hamilton airports to the Goldie.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
To the Goldie.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
This is great, school great, it's good as great. It's
great news. Get the Goldie back. I have been to
the Goldie for a few years now. I've oh, simply
Man's gold Coast Terrorism.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
If you're listening, Oh should we go do some roll
with the theme PI Love roller Coaster. It's just never happened.
And now I only go to Australia for work and
it's always Melbourne. Yeah. The Goldie is it rules.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
It's not like the rest of Australia.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Do you remember that time we thought we could do
all you can eat pancakes three three because they don't
give you they give you the thick dry one. Yeah,
and you can only stomach three. There's no like berries,
moisture berries or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
We are home, defeated, eat embarrassing. That is embarrassing, so embarrassing.
On I'm just having a headphone this year.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Here, I'm back.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
It's back.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well it's not plugged it it was like you put
them in.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I got that. When they we'll get bluetooth headphones, very.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Cool and charge them.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I want to walk around like I work in a
course center in the studio, hello speaking. Let me just
pop me on hold and I'll go check to my supervises.
I'll just because that's above my grade.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'm actually quite sure. But what I'll do is I'll
go talk to my fipervivor.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I don't know why I started talking about this, and
I though I'm working in a cool thinger.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I don't know, but I really like it.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Character thirteen years since international flights have departed Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh god, that's great.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
A proud history of trans Tasman travel from beautiful little
Hamilton Airport.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, I've got the top sex signs.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
That person that you see on the gold coasters from Hamilton,
because they're going to be their baby, They're going to
be there on their numbers, number six on the list.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Somehow they're drinking a white out a draft. How they
get it there?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
People from the.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
White Cuts can always somehow get a white Cut through draft.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, sneak it into the country.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
They bring it them in the sounds. Oh I can't,
I can't possibly rely on.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
The local beer has been any good? Oh God?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Better take a twenty four? Why can't I get me
through a day? And byeez?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Number five on the list of the top sex signs.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
That person on the gold coasters from Hamilton and I've
got gum boot tan marks and their feet are seeing
sun for the first time since March.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, and that might be after the first couple of
days be.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Limping a little bit as the new jandle just gets
used to sitting and snugging there between the big toe
and the next time rub.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, it's a lot. First burke and stop ware of
the summer. Oh yeah, there was.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I thought my books are yesterday. Oh yeah, I think
I might need some new books this summer.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I got new burks for Italy and I love it
and they're great. Yeah, I wasn't the books yesterday? Shorts,
T shirts and berks, Yeah, something on the differ, but
now here comes to the cold snap. So put them
back numberfore on the list of the top six signs.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That person on the Gold Coasters from Hamilton are there
taking photos of any V eight they see and they.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Say that's a nice one.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh that's a nice I was about to say something
that I think it might be on your list, I'm
hoping it is. If not, or on top seven, Oh no, no,
no please, why is it that on your list?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I don't know if they do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
The media maid's the Gold Coast meta maid.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
When Dad's would no way, they've got rid of those,
even with everything that's happened.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
What the heck of these? And titties, dimn titties.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's honestly, Dad's love a photo with the Gold Coast
they do. They just walk around four dads to take
photos and they top up your parking meter so if
you run out of money.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Ye, so Hooters girls. Basically, we did.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
A primo on the Gold Coast once and we played
many golf against the Gold Coast Titans n Ral team,
and the meter maids were our cheerleaders.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
It was a whole whole thing.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Times sometimes it wasn't that long ago. It was a
bit of while ago.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Put money into parking meters which might otherwise expire, preventing
vehicle owners from ocurring of fine What Lovely Ladies.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Number three on the list of the Top six signs.
That person on the gold coasters from Hamilton. At Movie World,
they'll tell Batman he's not that tough in front of
Wonder Woman in an effort to impress her and hook
up with her. Oh yeah, I'll take care of the
get to be carried away. Yeah, Hamiltonians were to be
carried You're not that fast to the flash?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Now that fast?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
That is a good roller coaster, supermane. I've never been
a phenomenal roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It goes from like zero to ship yourself.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, sick, want to get you out of the rrier
and he's like hold on everybody, and then you're just like,
it's so great roller coaster. Number two on the list
of the top six signs. That person on the gold
coasters from Hamilton. At Dracula's Cabaret, they're constantly leaning over
and asking if that's.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
A boy or a girl. What's that one? God that
was you've never been to Draculas, Haley, you would love Drek.
There's a cabaret full noise or something like that in America.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
But no, my parents took us when this looks like
just after my dad turned forty, So.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
No, he'd been before.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
He was the one that wonder and they loved Draculas.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
My Craculus menagerie is great. It's just a good guys.
We must go, Carl. When can we get a trip
to the Gold Coast organized? Please? Thank you? Shown from
the Goldie.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, but yeah, what if you take them from Hamilton?
They will ask if that's okay? Okay, just before I
really lair at that character?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Is it a borrower girl?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
And number one of the less of the top sex
signs the person on the gold Coasters from Hamilton, they'll
storm the sand at the out Back Experience.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, and do a huker in the middle of the Yeah,
you're good.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Love a huckey.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, the Australian cowboys circle around, gorgeous. Yeah, that's a
good night out too.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's a good night out. I won't know, I've never
been experience saying well, you can go to Hamilton now
and get on the jit.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Stuff like, Okay, I'll do that fly from Auckland to Hamilton,
to fly from Hamilton to the Gold Coast when you
could have just gone Aupen to the Gold Coast.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
But these things happen. No, I want to enjoy the
new the new fly. Yeah, that's today. Sub sex play.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Play.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
We may have seen this online. It's gone viral in
the last few days.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
An Arizonian thirty two has had problems with sinuses and
breathing for decades. According to them, play scatter people, and
was in the shower and had a huge sneeze and
heard a little tink tink on the shower floor and
that is when a tiny yellow lego cap we certain

(18:24):
piece like a button piece, yeah, was on the shower floor,
and that's when it all came flooding back to them
that they do remember as a kid putting it.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
In their nose, So as a child, as a child, like,
how many years it been in there?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
They're thirty two, and they said decades, So it must
have been a seis in the nineties, so they were
like over twenty years. Yeah, so they would have been
like single digits.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Kid, do you remember you just used to shove things everywhere?
One more time?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
What did you say, I remember, But the nose is
a good one though, because you do smell things and
if they're small enough straight up.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
There and then and then you're and then as a kid,
you always oh, I can't say anything. I remember, like
I used to suck on coins and stuff and swallow them.
I know, man care, but I remember sucking on a
five cent piece ones yeah, little ones rip, showing my
head and then it's like going down my throat and

(19:26):
me being convinced I was going to die and trying
to work up the courage to go upstairs and tell
my parents that I swallow coin. You're just shoving things
in all the time up the nose, terrible in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
But this we're way back far enough, And how is
it that this was finally the sneeze that died.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
And also like I thought that would be a good sneeze.
Like it doesn't say if they'd gone to the doctor
over the years, like surely they would have got that
little light up there.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, the light up there, I reckon when you're a kid,
and sometimes it goes up there, but it's not immediately
like causing discomfortable and ability. You probably just don't tell
your parents because you don't want to get.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
In trouble, yes, exactly, and then you're and then you
just sort of get used to living life with that
up your nose.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, oh I bet that.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Have you seen those clips for snorers and instead of
it holds the nostril wider, Yes, with a magnet on it.
You put it in and then you put a magnet
on the outside of where it goes.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I got for that over the weekend for the rest
time ever.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
And what it opens your nose bigger, your passage wider.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Does that feel weird though? When you're sleeping, I don't know.
You probably get used to it, like a mask or anything. Yeah,
as long as the magnet wasn't too hard. You get
your finger caught between two magnets, I can hurt, but
you don't want to. Like what if you like, go
to it's your forehead and you watch stixt year Yeah, yeah,

(20:51):
get your credit.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Card in your face or yeah, you get stuck to
the fridge. All things to consider.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, it is so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Taste a little.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I like poles.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I like them silly, yep, and I like them little little.
Do you pre rense your dishes now? Listen. I have
worked with renowned New Zealand chef chef Peter Gordon. You
en zim. Yeah, okay, he has been recognized by the
Queen herself.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
He's not a well renowned dish Yeah, Peter Gordon's on
dishes anymore. Every chef starts on dishes.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
And he said to me that you don't you shouldn't
pre rinse them because something about the detergent detecting it.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
And I was like, okay, doesn't detect it.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Intuitive, but detergents work better on dirty dishes. The enzymes
and soaps are designed to attract themselves to dirt particles
and be rinsed away. However, if dishes are thoroughly rinsed,
they have nothing to attach to and you're spins of
cleaning products will not be effective.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
But it's still cleaning it.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
But laders, I just don't want like, you know, like say,
for example, you've got a plate with gravy and mashed taatero.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna rinse it and then the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
You don't want your dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Forage bees and poor as glue. Yeah glue, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah? It hard. You're gonna get it.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
And then the reason I do it, I'll rinse any
kind of plate that's got anything on it, because then
I can use the forty minutes sitting on my dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Otherwise it's a two it's a two hour cycle. If
you tried the dishwasher sheets.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
No sheets of you put them, they're actually pretty bloody good.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay. Yeah, there's so many articles online. I hate to
be this person saying that you don't need to do it.
I mean, sure, if you had like big chunky bits
of vegetables and stuff, take those off.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I just if you don't, I'm not reading it. Yeah,
I'm not getting on a short wash. I'm not getting
a thorough clean.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay. So what are the people say? Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Seventy three percent of people said yes, the dishes. There
are children in.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Africa who would love that water that you've wasted. It's god,
I've just become my mother, it's saying.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
And then I'll answer you the same way. Send it
to the I can collect it all if you want.
We can put it in the post, in the post,
top it in the past.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Africa, attention Africa, where's my dish wash water I didn't use?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I want to pour peas into an envelope and run
on them to Africa and I got I beat.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
You, bummy little boy.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Hayden says, the dishwashing designed to handle it. Would you
pre wash your car before going through a car wash? No,
I give it a rinse. Also, can't I ever meant
through a car wash for ages that actually cleans your car?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh my god, I thought about it, Ysterdam. My car
is covered in poop, parked under a tree. Oh then
won't do It's a hand wash at the best.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's one of those pull into the ones and start
pumping two dollar coins into it and selecting what you
want the.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Brush to do. Also, you're you're driving a car that
doesn't need a bit clean.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
It does not.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I but you are wasting money putting your curage. I
totally agree. The car sucks regardless clean on to a
certain age. Your look, there's no point caring and your kids.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
The color of your car is the perfect color for
not ever having a weighty white cars. No good black
cars look dirty in the minute you've cleaned them. That
you first put a dust.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Gray, dark gray, lameous color car. Earl.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
See he's got to get the food chunks off it's
a dishwasher on a dish scraper.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, good, good, a great little take their earl.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Washing machine filters are not fine to clean, said Alicia,
So I will always rinse. Yeah, because I watched TikTok
and it's how it works, and there's a rent cycle
at the start.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
So I don't, says Bronte, to watch TikTok.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's for all my.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Rachelle, Yes, I want a rent because I'm not a savage.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
No one wants to open a dishwasher and see somebody
else's drinks caked onto a plate or at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's embarrassing to get most of the grub off a
cold rinse prior a hot wash when it's on the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Obviously, Tommy said, of course I rinse it on monstill
with rocks on my head. No great, Timmy, to me, sensible.
Tommy's a sensible boy. He's got brains in his head.
Yeah right, because it's literally science. Modern dishwashes don't require
a pre rent, says Trash, and I imagined Trisha's trish
is great.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
At the bottom is full of all sorts of You.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Do have to give it a reckon. You pull out
Trish's filter. It's got a couple of peas and some potatoes.
Check chicken bone even, Yeah, skinny little bones on the
side of the trump stick.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
You to watch out. Yeah, only if it's a sticky
bag of like egg yolk to so he's.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
He's rinsing on. Depending yeah, depending on on what we're
you know, stuck to the plate. There again, Todd sensible.
Some sensible listeners here sensible, some sensible people.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
That silly little pile plays fledged Thorn.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
And Haley.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Bad news.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I ripped, ripped the bandage right off. Okay, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
And then the band not ripped the band aid the package.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Of your blindfold.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Take out the ball gag. I'll unchain you.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
And then I'm going to give you some bad news.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, I don't want a sticky blindfold. If I'm being blindfolded,
you don't need to rip it off. You'd slip it.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Off, slip it off the blindfold. I'll slip run you
rip it off because it's sticky.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Here it goes Yep.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Chocolate's going to keep going up in price, and the
last year, apparently, the average price of a two hundred
and fifty grand block of chocolate was up over twenty
percent in one year. Yeah, and they were the main
part of the reason that grocery food prices were up
two point four percent in a year. Everything else is
kind of stabilized a little bit, but chocolate was the
thing that kept going and dragged it up because we

(26:39):
love it chocky.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
It has been driven by wholesale pricing from the suppliers.
Global global commodity costs for coco was way up because
they supply shortages.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
The whole situation, the climate change. Yeah right, the farmers.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
This is why when you see your favorite block on special,
because you know supermarkets will do them as lost.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Leaders quite a bit. Are you going to say, stock
up you get a couple of blocks. You can't. If
it's on the pantry, it's going to go in my
belly holding on to a block of chocolate for a
rain unless you.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Can take it home and put it in a time
release safe opens. That's like the bank one.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yet it only opens once every two weeks or whatever,
and if you're not there to get it, you miss
out for another time.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, okay, hang on, I just googled time release safe
for the whole perfect there's like a lot of places,
Harvey Norman that looks like maybe one you could have
on a THEA and Harvey norm They've got them at
Harvey Norman, Cogan Online, Mighty Ape. Yeah, but these just
standard safe so I can get into it anytime, because

(27:47):
I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I want a time release safe.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
And my choice.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, well you could get your partner if you trust
them more with the chocolate, Amazon to a time time
release safe. But yeah, I mean if you've got the
app or the key, then you can get it. You know,
you can get into it at any time, right.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I don't need a hell of a lot of chocolate.
It's not my go too sweet, I like lolos.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, So this is one a kitchen safe. It's a
time lock box with timer.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, that's it. That's It's called America's number one habit
breaker Mini. I suppose you put you could put anything,
and you can put your dorries, phone, your phone, yeah, anything,
and that's only one jagameister your dorries.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So I mean the.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Ego you could timeline to chocolate for a week, is
it going to stop or is chocolate going to become
one of these things?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is just like but like just for the there's no
sign of it stopping.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Just for the rich. Poor people can have awful chocolate
like mister Beasts five ingredients and to tell you what,
it needs a hell of a lot more. It needs.
It needs a bit more. Ya.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Thing is thinly oily oil.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's add like Advent calendar or Easter chocolate. It's not good.
It's exactly what it tastes like Advent calendar.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I always see people buy that at the supermarket, like
there's because he's popular. Because he's popular, you've got to
go for it. In a bar of mister Beast chocolate.
You're washing down on some logan Paul Prime. Drink a
wonderful little gen Z.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
You know, I like my because I like my Linda.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, it's good stuff.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Play play.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
According to a survey last year of a thousand gen zs,
fifty seven percent of them said that they wanted to
be an influencer. That was their number one job. Number
one job the majority of them, and like the real
jobs after that, were there any real jobs that they wanted? No,

(29:53):
that's in the article, okay about the number one job,
and so influencer, Like there wasn't an option right career
day at high school for us not a thing, and
it's great. And I always think about this that like, oh,
it's so exciting. These jobs, you know, the job that
Vaughn's kids might have might not even exist yet. Or

(30:15):
they'll do here, and that's also fun.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, because that's the one. Okay, so that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I've never heard AI or robots saying, oh, you will
be able to cut here.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, well they'll be able to do trust a robot.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't know if you put my machines that do haircuts,
really I would ever trust it.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I mean I don't even have here, and I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I mean, you don't want to be putting your head
into a bladed machine.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah no, thanks no.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
But like jobs that like were available to us are
just like your obvious jobs. You would never think about
being something like an influencer, and then all these influencers
are coming and being like, yeah, it looks cute, but
that's the whole job is to make it look good
and fun. But it's not. It's like seven days a
week and editing this your own videographer photographer promoted this,

(31:05):
that that manager da da da da da, And sometimes
you don't even make that much money, and it's like
an extension of that.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I guess it's like those people that do only fans, yeah,
that have to employ people to message and like make
their videos and if they're really popular, yea, they get
to play with themselves.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
But then that becomes a job too worn. We gotta
keep it. You've gotta deal with ingrown hairs and you're like,
well that's a whole week. I've got to deal with
this thing. Well, our two gen Z's produces. Is this
something that you aim to Yeah, I mean I'm quite
happy being friends with you guys. I feel like it's
the gen Z attitude of I don't have to do

(31:45):
any work, but I get your left over goodie. We
get free candles a lot. I do enjoy getting your
scraps off the scraps. We don't give them the scraps
sometimes of our influencer goods. Yeah, so I think, yes,
but I'd rather not do the work, can still get
the goodies. Yeah that's fair carwhen No, not really, I
feel like it's it is. It's a job. So even

(32:07):
though it sounds like it could be more fun because
you get free stuff, I mean I get free stuff
doing a job. It's that's called I get paid and
then I buy the stuff. Do you know what I mean,
I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I think it's I mean, that's not free. That's just
how capitalism works.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
You're an influencer. You just get free stuff to post it.
You don't get any money. Sometimes some of them do.
I've done a little bit of stuff here and I
mean I've got we did some I've done some influencer
stuff for my house, and it's always like it is
great when you've got brands that align with what you're doing,
but it's a lot of work, like a hell a
lot of a work, like wanting to make videos and whatnot,

(32:44):
especially when you're not I'm not particularly good at it either.
Nah nah do you you were reviewing my content just
then because I said I'm not particularly good at it,
and you said, nah, now you take good photos, Yeah,
good photos. Yeah great?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
But yeah, I mean you're midst of a reno and
everything's going crazy, and then and then you've got to
make these videos.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, this reno couldn't have gone worse and be like, hey, guys,
here's the transformation of the room that absolutely destroyed my life.
Enjoy here's the before and we.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Paid three times because we never good.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
And also, yeah, you just have to keep up that appearance,
and like you only follow influencers because you go, oh,
I want to have their life, like oh, oh my god,
they make everything look so good. And so that's all
a lot of lies as well. I think a lot
of people lying on social media. This is my hot
take on social mediation. It's not all that it looks
to be out on a school night tonight. I hate

(33:44):
when bands do this, and it's because they'll always give
the weekend to Australia and they come over here and
they're like, you get Monday or Tuesday. We get there
Monday or Tuesday. Sloppy seconds. We're going to Troy Sevann
later in the year and that's on a Monday. Yeah,
don't they know. Don't we know that we get up
at like four thirty in the morning and they know
that everyone has worked the next day.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Whatever, punished through it, You'll get through it.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'll get through it. It's fine, it's fine. It's fine.
And it's a band that I've wanted to see for ages.
I'm going to Iron Maiden tonight and you know that
I'm a bogan and it's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
You are Hailey is you are actually probably the most
undercover Bogan I know.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah totally. I pose as someone who like owns
a home and loves fashion, and then I'm mate but
also Iron Maiden and the best is coming up for Wellington.
Jared's coming with us. We're going to have a great
night now. My best fringeis sent me the playlist. You
know they always get they they mate them on Spotify, Apple.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
There is an amazing website. I always use seit list
dot fm. Right it is like the number one website
for playlists, yeah, for touring bands, and it will average
out like like for the current tour the set list,
and it'll tell you, like, you know, the percentage of
older songs, your songs. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Oh yeah, I'm on it now. Popular setlist to look
at Lincoln Park because they've got the new singer Pearl
Jam Post Malone, Bruce spring Seat. So you can just
go on and see what they're playing because sometimes they
make little tweaks. Yeah right, well I hope that's the
case tonight because Iron Maiden with one of these like
classical rock bands and you go, sure, maybe you've made
new music in the last few years. But we're there

(35:23):
to see the classics. They are not playing their biggest songs.
She sent me the set list, saying, here you go,
here's the set list. Brace yourself, try not to be disappointed.
And this is your big thing, this is your pet peeve,
a big thing. They're not playing. I mean, even if
you're not an Iron Maiden fan, which I imagine many
of our listeners aren't run to the hills, run to
the evens. They're not playing. Number of the pieces they're

(35:49):
not playing, they would be like the Killers not playing
Mister Brightside exactly. It's the equivalent there. Yeah, yeah, you
know that our guts so but not a soldier.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
So I just put bring my bonn.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
When bands do that, I hate it. You know, we're
there to support you were like the band, but we're
also there to listen to the classics. But you can see,
I can see.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I can also understand from their point of view why
they do it, because they have been touring for decades,
I know, and it would.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Be so mundane and boring.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It's not mundane and boring to us because we're going
to one night, one show in our entire lives, playing.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Like the seventies or the eighties or whatever.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
And but you know what, like suck it up. That's
why you are where you are. It is because everyone
in that crowd as a fan. Yeah, and they're there
for the songs that they want to hear songs song.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Like I would a CDC. Years ago. They didn't play
like all that some of their big ones. They played
all their new album. Everyone was like boom. And then
you were working up artists that were that that you know,
don't play their biggest songs. Madonna's done it before. Yavana
used to not play smells like teen Spirit, which is why.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
But then that was kind of like an anti they
didn't like the fame and anti everything everything that kind
of you don't like the same.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
We'll give them money back. Yeah, I think it's poor behavior.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I think it's was it radio radio hate a lot
of their big songs, the real bird songs from the
nineties live.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I was about to say, imagine if Taylor Swift, but
then arguably all of her songs are book so I.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Know you're like, okay, but it would be I guess
it would be like if you win. I saw Taylor
Swift in twenty years yeah, and then she's like, I'm
just playing with new albums and I'll play like love
Story maybe.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Maybe, but no, shake it off. Yeah anyway, it's going
to be an enjoyable night. But I just do that too.
It sucks. You can yell for it.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
No play play the class I've forgotten.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, how to play a song? Playing this is so old.
They can't hit the high notes. I was running, run Fie.
Maybe you can't do it anymore. I can get a
backing track or something.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah. Yeah, you can't really be a rock band and
get pretty good embarrassing kicked out?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You kicked out.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Instagram real at the weekend. That Frankie Vella. Is it
Frankie Vella from Juicy Boys, all that music? Yeah, and
I don't even think he was alive.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
No, No, they've like wheeled him out. Prop to marm,
I think he's pumped with formel to Hyde and he just.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Like move like it's a backing track, but his mouth
it looks like an animator.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
It needs money and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Look like Alga abused to me, baby baby investigate that.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh that's sad. I think his family's trying to squeez
every last drop of money out of him. It's really haunting,
plays fled Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well, apparently the new celebrity baby naming trend is just
to have a boring human name, human every.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Day baby name. But what's what constitutes a boring name?
Traditional name? And what was Elon mascot? Was it a
US equations? Yeah? That was out of control, wasn't it?
And there was Apple was the famous one who was
a beer Gwyneth was Apple who had a beer?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Someone named their kid beer? That another Elon BJ for short.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Right, Well, so apparently justin Bieber, they're saying this is
the one that started it.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Jack just a normal every day that this is a
new tree, Liam Payne beer.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
And also Lisa Silverstone Sons called beer right clueless. But
they're saying this is a new trend, but literally started
a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, they have.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
They have spoken to a baby name expert Vaughn who
was saying that this is reflecting a uning for stability,
calm and familiarity with names like Jack, Olivia, George. But
those names have always I've always been up there. But
that's for the everyday person, not the celebrities.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Texo Mechanicus X A Dark Cider L and x A.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
E A XII.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Those are Eons Elon Musk's children's names. Then there's, of course,
there's North Saint Chicago and Psalm that's Kim's kids. M
Eerie and Stormy. That's Kyler's kids, Apple, Blue, Ivy Kalal,
Pilot Inspector. He's buy some baby names, Pilot Inspector. I

(40:35):
don't know who that is an actor, Moroccan and Monroe.
That's Mariah Carrey and Nick Cannon's kids. Cricket, Pearl and
Birdie Lee. That's Busy Phillips kids. Culture Kiari that's Cardi
b An Offset. I mean, they just they went a
bit crazy for a while. Lyra Antarctica. That's Insurance. Well.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I thought it was a bit like on the nose
if your name is Jack though, because you know when
they're saying celebs are now going bora and normal.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
But isn't Jack the spicy version of John? Is that what.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Jack was originally?

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Jim j Yeah, Okay, this is what I thought we
could ask this morning. Is you listening now, dear listener,
do you think you've got a boring name?

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Have we got like a Jane Smith? And your middle
name is Jane. Yeah, but it's spicy because my mum
chucked away in the middle of it. And your last name,
my brother's name is Philip Smith. That's got to be
one of the most one of the most straight up boring.
John Smith's you met a John Smith every now and then. Yeah,
if you weren't blessed with a spicy last name, because

(41:41):
spicy last name is simple first name, great partnership.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Are we taking last names or just first names or
any any of the combo of names?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I think it's the combo.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I think you've put us your first name and then
we'll judge it primarily just on the first name. Then
you tell us the surname and we'll tell you if.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
That makes boring. Okay, Well, I don't know. Maybe you're
you're not happy with your name. You think it's boring, James,
you wish it was spicier. But we gotta have a
Ben Roberts on our hands.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Ben.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah. Yeah, we've got to have an Emma McKenzie. That's nice.
Is emmita mackenzie?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Exciting Scottish ancestry.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, okay, Well, based on the new celebrity boring name trend.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Do you have a boring name? Give us a call
eight hundred DALs a m for example, summer text in
My husband is John, his sisters Jane, Yeah, John and Jane,
John and Jane. Terribly you have the last name Smith
especially okay, Oh, eight hundred DALs at em is our number.
Give us a call. You can take through nine six
nine six. You have a very boring name.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
This is the new celebrity trend. Just an everyday boring
baby name, nothing crazy and spicy.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Catherine, good morning, good morning. Do you think you're Catherine's
boring name? Cat? It is so boring? Okay, Cat, what's
your last name?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Oh yeah, that's smart?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Are you Catherine smart? Have you run into a lot
of other Catherine Smith's probably about five? Yeah, yeah, right,
just in the town. What about Katy Smithy? You know, like,
let's spice it up. They tried that in Australia. I
didn't like it. Here's Caddy, k I do get called kat?

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Okay, that's about the limit of it.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay, right, Catherine, thank you. Let's go to Anna. Oh Anna,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Good morning, pretty plain, it's pretty Yeah. What's your last name? Johnson?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I feel like that's having a name that page that
at the airport, a hundred women would turn up.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
What about if you put a silent P in the front, Penna, No,
silent Anna, just to be like, what's your name? Anna?
Spout p a A and I'll be like, Panna silent.
I'm just trying to spice that Forianna Johnson. Yeah, I've
got a middle name. Thoo, it's going to be an

(44:18):
eighties child's middle name.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Jane, Jane, Marie Louise, Yeah, Louise.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh wow, okay, and that's a classic name.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I don't know what to say. Give me the solution,
silent p in front of me.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
That my partner's got an interesting name.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
She's got all the names.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
She's Elizabeth, Mary Charlotte. We love that she's got all
the that's all the Queen Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, we're a royal. Yeah, Victor.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And there she's episode nail. She would anna thank you
some more messages. And my son is Robert William so
unbelievably boring. And even when you shorten that.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
He's by Bill. You did you did that?

Speaker 6 (45:02):
You did it?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I like Bob Bill, Yeah, Bob Bill.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
My cousin's married name is Anna Smith, yes, very and
by My uncle's name was Keith Allen Jack.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Three three first names get her last name.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Norman George Barber. Barber's kind of quite like Norman. Yeah, yeah,
it's differently Norman Barber.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
My partner's name is Jonathan David Smith.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
That is that is.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
The most played the plainer, John David Smith.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Alan Leonard, Bryan Gray. Yeah, that's pretty plain.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
We've had a Karen text in, but she's chucked a
wine instead of an e. It's made it a little
bit spicy, a little bit spicier. I've got a friend
Karen who's my age and who's a spout with an eye,
so people called her Karen. Fla.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Got a lovely compliment on my parking, which are between
two cars parallel park parallel parked the family car, the
Santa Fe the big one which is bigger. Yeah, and
I pulled up alongside and do that thing where I'm like,
I could just fit them to that park nice, and
I did. I nailed the angle first time, which isn't

(46:23):
my usual parallel park. Usually I take a couple of
so and for a first one sort of a recon
a situation. Yeah, this was just like nawed it from
the start, just got the angle right, and of course
had to just really curse the just b.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
B it's flat lining. You were using the beeps and
the reversing camera. Yeah, well that's cheating.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I don't use a reversing camera because I find there
a tight parallel park.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
A reversing cameras can be a little put you off
because of the of it.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yes, mine is on the ground. My my reverse camera.
I don't use it either because it's pointed on the ground.
It's of no use to me.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
What do you mean, can it be moved?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Okay, it's pointing at the ground for so long, you've
never been like.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I've never used It's the only car I've ever had
they had a reverse camera, and right.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Now the cameras have like these insane birds I view
three sexty.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Okay, it does have.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Those lines that indicate where you're going to end up,
but when you're on a tight parallel that that doesn't
those lines. Get rid of them, and so you can
what did you was a compliment from Sharday, No, it
was I dropped them off. Yeah, and then I went
to find a park and this person just stopped on
the other side of the road and wound down the
window and I went out of the window expecting I
don't know. They yeah, yeah, something there, and they were like,

(47:51):
I just got to say, well done you.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I saw you up there.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I was like, he's not even gonna fit in there.
It was one of those you know those ones where
you see someone under to make the length of their
car and the back and they're like, yeah, no, I'm
not going to have and then they take off down
the road. That's why he was expecting, because he was
driving a smaller car. Wanted he wanted to part. I
love when you see someone like you're at a bar
or a cafe and your roadside and then you see
someone try to park like eight or nine or ten

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times and then they off because they're.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
In such a like pilava about it. Yeah. I also
love closely watching people parallel park around my car because
what they don't know is I don't really care if
you hit it. Yeah I don't like that car, but
I'm always like having a good look if you're going
to hit it, and they get nervous because you're like, yeah,
that's it hard, Yeah it spank. You might finally be

(48:42):
able to get someone to pay for that reversing camera
that's not working. Yeah, but like, oh my god, they
hit it. They let's get that replaced on insurance.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Going into the week, hot offer the sort of kind
of live and quite nice for you.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Thought you had an ear of confidence. Your shoulders are
bat you really yeaheah, puffed out chest. Yeah, something's changed.
You came in and look at me, look at me?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah, sexual and sexually sexy in difference, not sexual and difference.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
So I don't know that changes it considerably.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
You bisexual? Now, congratulations, this is great news. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I hooked up with the guy that come them out
of my park. Yeah, then he got it by car
and wow yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Play f and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
We went to the quiz night on SAT. Day. Fletch
bail We yeah, bailed you bail?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Ye? How you can hear his?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Have you not seen all my tissues? This morning?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
He was a bit gruff when I came in here
because fine, friends, he was at the gym yesterday morning.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
So yeah, I was actually felt good yesterday. I didn't
because I went to the Saturday absolute rot of a
day on Saturday though. On Quizday, well, we had Our
usual team was dwindling. Fletch was unwell, James is overseas
Mark and John I had a fortieth. It was dwinded.

(49:58):
And this is like where we when we won the quest.
We won one last year we won best Costume and
we won the quiz itself, and so things weren't looking
good high expectations. Now we caught ourselves pirates of the
QMU Bean our table winners pirates, and then we brought
extended gaggle along as well, and they went as one

(50:21):
hundred and one Dalmatians. And Cruella Devello played absolutely fantastically
by our friend Matt did a great Kruella. No photos,
didn't want any photos.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Who won bestressed.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
The end of the night is a little fuggy, so
did a great job of host.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
This is by the way, it's a fundraiser for your kids' school.
It's in the hall in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
And shout out to our old producer Jared who was
on our on our team and at one point the
end of the night. At the end of the night,
let me say there were some drinks on board. Took
part in a spelling competition and won. It was impressive.
Now that's private school education. There. I could have jumped
up on stage, however, I couldn't see the steps. Now

(51:09):
we as a team, dwindling numbers, we had some ring ins.
We came third. I'm pleased with that. That's good. I
mean it's a medal, isn't it. We're on the podium.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, we got a medal. So now, over the last week,
did you get the ponderous puzzle? The answer was Lamington?
You should be.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Second round? And it was because one of the clues
was that a New Zealand sock company and Lamington Socks
sent me some socks once upon a time, and I
was like, I've got I was like, what key we
sock companies are there? I was like, the only one
I couldink of was Lamington and that ignited an Erond's brain.
Oh my god, it's it's Lamington's Lamington. So that was
the answer. So we did quite well of that. I

(51:50):
think we got some points there. We did buy you know,
one answer per round which you can do to have money?
Will you raised money for the school? Yeah? Okay, but
I think we did. I think we did quite well.
You did a great job hosting. I helped warm with
some of the auctions. Yeah, right as the night went on.
Stress was it? No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Was that was it? The domationis No, I don't think so. Yeah,
I can't remember, but it really.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Sounds like.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
At the end of it they were like, we're going
to clear the tables at the end, but have a
bit of a like for a dance and stuff if
you wanted.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, we created a real dance floor situation.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
It was.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
It was a lot of fun and money. Money well raised,
I think when he raised. Yeah, those kids will be
in the morning assembly sticking to the floor. Will did
they give it a mop? Schools?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Have you remember that awesome thing schools had when they
had liner hallways and it's like, yes, the spinning thing
and kid take it would be like, yes, ye didn't
have a long cord.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
That's what they should have done as a prize. Have
a turn with that. Yeah, yeah, see how shiny and spreaking.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Because then when they did it and you for a
couple of days in socks you could run into the
slie socks.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
It was help that.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Maybe we would have done Bitter.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
If I was there.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah, probably Eron was genuinely disappointed when you were there
because he was like Fletcher's the brains.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yeah, I was the one that was writing the answers. Yeah,
last year, or we shared that next year. Next year,
we can do better.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
We're coming back for that title. We'll see you there.
People are upset online. There are Reddit threads upon Reddit threads,
upon comments upon TikTok videos, upon Instagram reels addressing something
we've been doing wrong our whole lives.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Now, if you cook chips in the oven, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say right now that when
you tell me this, I was like, you're kidding me.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
You cook chips in the oven.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
When you cooks chips in the oven, and it says
turn halfway through cooking, what do you do? We're pulling
out the tray, were getting the tongs individually, flipping all
the chip flip.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
And I just shake that.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Ye that wrong? Apparently wrong. Apparently turn halfway through cooking
means pull out the tray, turn the tray around, and
pop it back in. You don't need because the oven's
got different when you're like different heat spots, and it's
to get that. And you're right because when you move
a chip. Often the bottom will brown it, the tray
browns it, and the top browns it. So you don't

(54:27):
need to be flipping your chips. And anyone's like, I've
spent my whole life getting your tongue.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Who said that this is wrong?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
What the Internet?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Chip historian war on the Internet?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
The Internet? Which member of So the Internet? Then like Chip,
this is from the UK. Chip companies in the UK,
like who make hot oven fries, are like, yeah, that's
what it means. You don't need to be flipping your chips.
One this is like turn halfway means turn the tr
around so that you can even bake, because all others

(55:03):
have hot spots.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Mine does it too, Okay, So I just googled Waddies
fries cooking instructions.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
And this is what it's broader. I trust whatties.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Preheat oven to two thirty Arrange frozen frozen chips in
a single layer on an oven tray in place in
the center of the oven.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Oven.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Spake for twenty to twenty five minutes, turning occasionally until
crisp and golden.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
The tray.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
The tray, You're been kidding me, not, it's the tray.
I mean I haven't been individually tonging the chips over.
I just get a fish slice and I'd be like FLI.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Them around it.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
The deeper sign for that though, because I've got one
of those flat trays no edge, so I've.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Got to flip it and get their fry because yeah,
they do chips and wedges and those little potato pump
palm things.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Perfectly fry, but it's so inconvenience rammed at the top
of my pantry because it's so ugly.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Yeah, I can't get it down.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Next time you're going to do chips, do some of
the oven and some of the air fry, and I
guarant to their fryer will do.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
But you're messing the point. We've been doing this wrong
our entire lives. Are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
So many people missing. I don't think anyone suffered.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I think.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
The time lost.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Life is short. We're on short time.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Imagine how many burns on the top of fingers have
happened because you're trying to tongue the check.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
You're so lazy you don't pull out the train the oven.
I'm always like, I can do it, and I always
give a little tongs in there.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
It's like a game of operation, except except it's not
a buzzer and a nose lighting up.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It's a third degree because it burn right there along
the top of my hands, like someone on me. If
only got a literally bit my fingers every time turning
every single chap, Well you don't. You just need to
turn the tray, rotate the tray, rotate the tray, rotate
the train.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Or just get an air fry or just getting and
then got the air fryer. And now I love the
air fryer. Yeah, your big ear frying.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
If I'm having fries, if I'm having chips on them,
deep fried, oven baked, well like it's a health food.
Get a grap how deep fried?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Like the double deep fried, like double double fry, double
double cook.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
To do that?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
And there this stuffs Flitchborne and Haley, I told you
that we had to go on here and not he
literally just finished eating as well. He's making it out
like we're just the two pegs who sit.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
In the studio time down here because I knew we
had to do the fact of the day jingle because
I'm professional.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Are you ready now born, Well, I might have another one.
It's just I hope one who's got a whole mouthful.
I'm constantly working with brats. Wow, they're so vinegrette. Okay,
a little fresh. It's a buttery nut. Are you ready? Really?

(57:50):
Because you're making the people way? Does anybody want to
hitt me? Small run the voice wire? Nobody wanted to
hear it. Really, it's got yuck. Hurry up, I'm gonna
have another nut.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Day, day, day, do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do donuts.
I had nuts enough, I'm holding it.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Today's effect of the day. Well, the theme this week,
perfect the day is fire trucks, trucks because Thursday morning.
In fact, this time on Thursday, we will know the
name of the new Hawks Bay you Port fire truck.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
I noticed as well when you go on to vote now,
it doesn't show you the rankings. No, we won't keep
it secret from us. We won't know.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Now. This is the naming competition that we hijacked. Basically,
Dame Judy Drench.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
We're going down to Hawk's Bay and I'll be so
disappointed if we don't win. But that's just me. That's
just where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I'd like to think we've got this in the bag.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Voting is now shut. Voting is now shut.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
So we'll find out on Thursday, and we're going to
be We're going down to flying into Napier on Wednesday
and we'll broadcasting the show yes Thursday morning from like
from the airport, from the Aero Club.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
So fire trucks.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Today's fact of the day is that there is a
difference between a fire truck and a fire engine.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Oh, I've never even thought about that. I thought I
thought it was the same thing.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Just words. A fire engine.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
By definition, engine is designed to carry five hundred gallons
or thereabouts of water and pump water from a hydrant yeap,
whereas a fire truck is designed to carry ladders, special
RACI equipment and other special fire fighting equipment along with
a ladder.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
All right, and then do they do? They do the
fire trucks hook into the water things, No fire in
look into the hydrants. Sure, fire trucks carry all the
other stuff. We have New Zealand we would have more
fire engines because we don't have huge high rise buildings
like New York.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Have those fire trucks that are just ladder trucks we've got.
There is a ladder truck is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Old. It does look old, yeah it does.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I think there might be a new one though as well,
because every time there's like a our alarm goes off
or any of the apartments around the ladder truck and
the ladder truck, the ladder truck doesn't have hoses, I
don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
No, he's just a ladder trucks. We're gonna whack it
with the ladder, whack the flames of the ladder.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
They're working conjunc useless engine can work without a fire truck,
but a fire truck would very really good truck get
out of a tree.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I think there's just one. So I think this is
I think we combined.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I think you're talking about America or something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
But yeah, I think you can.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
But what I'm saying is we can't call them. We
shouldn't be calling them fire engines. If the ladder guys,
that's a fire truck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Okay, So what are we looking for when we say,
oh my gosh, look it's I'm not even looking at
the trucks. I'm looking at who's driving it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
To be.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Pumps, yeah, to pump the water hydrants exactly, that's what
that's a fire need to be way.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
More fire engines and using on the fire truck there
would be. I just don't know what you're doing turning
up to a fire with no bloody water.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
What are we call the ones where we take our
own water? You know you'll see those ones like rural
places water Maybe fire tank can could be? Maybe could be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So we don't have fire hydrants like in America do
wedd ones with the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Don't get Yeah, we're just freeheads everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
free heads and s V stop valve. That's not the fire,
that's not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
For the firefight. Is that that's something to do with
water like the town supply.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I tried to look up if H in Zia, but
it's just fault and Hogan. Now that's not what I
was looking at. Or maybe see what's under it. If
you pulled up that case, it's a little thing and
they click into it. It is it a tank?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Where's the water supply coming from the ground? This earth
drink and apply? Yeah? I think so it's just normal water.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, that's why when they try to put out a
fire and their fletches off. His horrendous town supply of water.
It actually works the fire worse. Yeah, because somehow it's
not oiler in the water and it's flammable water.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Fine, beautiful water done some fracking right where you come from.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
They try to put out a fire with oil. It's
like a coconut or beautiful man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Okay, do you want some firefighters have missaged in? Okay,
firefighter here, this fact is very American.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Doesn't apply in the same way. John Is called up
X firefighter. Good morning, John O, good question. Were you
ever in the calendar?

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
No, No, it sounds like I wasn't blessed with my looks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Right, sounds like you should be in the calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
John.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Okay, Well that's a nice compliment for you today. Now
set us right with Vaughan's fact because we can't start
fact of the Day week about firefighters with fire trucks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Fire trucks, silly fact like this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
So, no, I haven't changed once I've been out. So
New Zealand's got two kind of trucks. It's a seven
truck and one truck. So a seven truck is your
rescue truck, which has got all your cutting gear on
it and all that sort of stuff. It all does
have a tank with water supply on it. They still
can fill up from fire hydrants and everything, but it's

(01:03:47):
just a lot less water than the one truck, which
is predominantly used for house fires and veg taste piles
and that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Right, So there are two different types of trucks we
call them in two types of truck one truck and
seven truck.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
So our sort of we'll give it away to where
I was, but ours was eight one one and eight
one seven. So eight one seven was the one that
would go out characters and things like that that you
need the rescue gear, and eight one one it was
our trucks the big.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Ladder on it. What's that one? Is that a whole different.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Les all got letters, but the bigger leaders are generally
on the one trucks or but then the biggest studies
have also got your big brontos and stuff was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Fully grow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I mean would run to the window to see which
fire trucks are Okay, So this is quite embarrassing for Vaughn, really,
isn't it, Because you've really America that happens.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
And one at the start was that you're like station code. Yes, gotcha, right, okay,
just got you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
When you cook chips and the other do you flip
all the chips or do you just rotate the tray?

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
Got to rotate the tray.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
He's been doing about this whole time. He's a smart man,
Thank you, John, smart man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
What is what do you do now that you're not
a firefighter?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Still my own little company now?

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
So okay, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Want to give it a plug unless it's a secret.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
We could do with more work if people are listening
with HDUM property maintenance.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
All right, okay, we're in the men or two right,
So somebody like accidentally put a hole in the wall
of the party at the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
You'll kind of fix that up. Yeah, bro, Yeah, thank
you John.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Okay, there you go. Well do you want to redo effect?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
It's not quite accurate, sort of irrelevant.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Well okay today today a few minutes. There's actually two
types of fire truck in New Zealand. There's the ones
and the ones that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Thought don't claim it like you've come up with a
span ones.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
The third they'll have three numbers, the first two of
the air station code and then the last one one
is the big tank guy and seven more specializers in
car rescues.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I'm just taking another man's work. This is more embarrassing
the week. Do we take a breath. I'm ready to
wrap this thing up, put a bow on it, and
have another mouthful of nuts. Fact of the day, day
day day day, do play play. I can't imagine what

(01:06:51):
it would be, how difficult it would beat have a separation,
a divorce of or whatever end of a relationship and
have kids. Right, there's like so much to organize as
you've got to work out this, that and the other thing.
I mean, it's very common majority. It was almost like
why bile they're getting married in the first place. Now
what people often know and then you've got like houses

(01:07:13):
and property or your goods, your counts, who gets the mattress,
all that kind of stuff, But often forgot is what
happens to the pit And now there's a rise and
pit nups, pit nups or pit nub, as Shannon would say,
was a prenup, pre nuptial agreement.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
No reason why it was nub not for nuptials.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Yeah, So apparently millennials and gen Z's are more and
more creating like pre nuptial agreements or even if they're
not getting married. Even if they're not getting married, about
what should happen to the animal if the relationship breaks down?
And I know, I had a friend who split up
with a long term partner. They've been together for like
ten years or something, and they had two massive dogs,

(01:07:55):
like big what, they were black, They weren't labradors, no naughty,
naughty everything like the shoes. And then they did like
joint custody. And apparently lots of people are doing this.
You have the kids one way one week, but with

(01:08:16):
like dogs, you're right harder for cats because cats don't
like moving around as much. No where it's dogs. At
least you could yeah wow, I just I mean, I
know it would be sad to let say goodbye to
appear at the end of a relationship, but you get
over it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
You think it's this bitter one person gets animal. Why
would you want to have this string both love the cat,
both love the dog. What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
I don't know, Well, you just you come to some
kind of agreement.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
You'd be like, the cat loves me more, I should
have the cat. Ye yeah, yeah, Well would you put
the cat to the test.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Of the love?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
What and sit there and then see who it came to,
got the cat to choose. Yeah, but you would know
me or daddy, you would know like who it cuddles
up to more, like does it always sit on your lap? Yeah? Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Well that's hard to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Tell with cats because they just want food. Really, they
jump like rollig jumps, Like sometimes I'm the fave, sometimes
it's Aaron, it's it's you can't teel whoever fed him,
whoever's been around more or is giving him more attention,
whoever fed him that morning? Like yeah, there's so they're
so fick all cats. Yeah. Anyway, I think we should
get some messages and calls in on this what happened

(01:09:26):
to the pit after the breakup, because it'll be interesting
people that have made these like long term arrangements to
co parented dog, Like were you sharing a dog like
week on or month on, month off? Now here's a
great text and put it down. Problem sorted. Geeza, dark
thoughts escaped. Sorry I think you texted nine six with

(01:09:47):
your dark thought. Oh my god, Okay, that is very dark.
Listen to this. We do week on, week off with
our Golden Lab and my partner, my ex partner.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
My partner's X. That makes it sound like they're doing
week on week off with person as.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Well with the partners.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
All right, Like okay, so like I get it if
it's kids involved, Like you have to see you know
your ex, right and you have to hopefully have an
amicable relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
But then like you have to see your ex just
because you picking up the dog dom No, no, no,
that would be horrible. Well, I'm sure there's gonna be
all sorts of arrangements. Or maybe you like maybe it
was a big fight, like people fight over who owns
this and who gets that. Maybe it was a maybe
you went to court over the cat cat court, wild
cat court. I hope there is a cat court, right,

(01:10:37):
and they're a little pour on the not javelin the
Bible gavel gavel, gavel very different.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Okay, Well we want to take your calls. Wait, hundred
dollars at it M. You can take through nine six
nine saves.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
In fact, the judge cat wouldn't have a gavel, he'd
have a scratching post.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
In the court.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Oh, eight hundred dollars at M. Take through nine six nine.
What happened with the pit after the relationship broke up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Separating with your partner, what do you do with the pits?
Apparently the rise and the pit up, pitnup. Somebody message
and saying we had a written agreement and it helped
in court.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Yes, okay, so wow, okay, so people have done it. Okay,
you put it in there. I suppose as well if
you if you started the relationship with a dog, say
like I've got a dog, we get together, that's yours.
Though if you break up, no does it? Does it
apply to the same rules. Bye, by the same rules
as like the two years things. You might have to
cut it in half and give them half. Oh, shock

(01:11:34):
on front. Half. I don't want the ass. N I'm
taking the dog's ass. Yeah. Yeah, you go down the middle.
It's only fear. Split down the middle, getting high face.
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
I just always look at them from the side.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
My partner and I have been again it for seven
years and getting married next year. Before we got our dog,
we agreed that if we broke up, he would keep
the dogs. He grew up with dogs his whole life,
and this is my first pit. Oh he's the dog man.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Life. That's a different situation.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
That's a verbal agreement. Yeah, dogs love women.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
My ex to me to keep the cat since I
gave it more attention than her. So that's offload there.
You've offloaded yeah, them on Matt and you've also passively
aggressively told them that, Yeah, you just you didn't get
enough attention.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
My ex husband and I were to get it for
eight years. I got the kids, he got the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Ashes, oh, ashes of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Aforementioned family people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
People keep as of their pit Like, wouldn't you sprinkle
them somewhere?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
We've sprinkled.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
There's a bit of Even Lulu was not a better
I've floated eyed. But when was that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Sad of this year?

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Yeah, and you lost your cat Anakin? Do you want
to lost Beer this year?

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
This year and a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
He's not doing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
If you must know, Anakin was very old seventeen, Lulu
was seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Beer had brain cancer. Okay, something's in the water of
the animals getting seventeen and die man negligent owner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Great deal on that property next to the chemical old
chemical factory.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I know someone message. When my ex and I
split while living in Melbourne, she wanted to move to London.
I opted to stay in Melbourne, so we separated. She'd
brought her cat over with us from New Zealand. Yeah,
and when the topic came up, I moved rolly to
Auckland and it sucked, she said. When the topic came up,
she's a cat in the situation. Oh, my cat is

(01:13:38):
the most beautiful thing in the world. She suggested we
give her up for adoption to a nice old lady.
After all this, I adamantly refused, and I said I'd
keep her. More than a decade on, she's moved back.
The cats moved back to New Zealand, with me now
firmly mine. When I consider my oldest daughter and big
sister to three younger human siblings, I do this little
thing more than I do most people. That's cute. That's

(01:13:59):
worked out quite well. That poor cat has gone to
Australia and back.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
My wife and I ever split. I have to take
the dogs because I'm about alpha, and they don't listen
to her. One's a fifty caju masterif and the other
ones are twenty cag you staff, and she.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Kind even walk them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
That's a sia.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
That's that's serious business. You're gonna have an alpha.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
The letter of the pack, somebody else saying and another
persons saying, we do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Week on, week off with the pets.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Gosh, just feels like a level of attachment that I
wouldn't want to have. Yeah, like come over to pet
the cat, How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
How you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Communicating?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
And then what the cat's gotta get in a cat
cage every time?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Cats don't like those No, they don't like those things,
those things because that probably means they gonna get a
thermometer up their bottom at the bet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Some cats an't that. We don't judge.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
I'm not here to judge anybody's cats.

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