Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th September 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has discovered a new form of entertainment for the airport!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network, leash Wood and Hayley's little bit
of Pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macers rewards.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, Christione, Okay for you guys. Have you I think
maybe it's the same in Wellington or christ Church or
any other airport in New Zealand. You know when you
arrive at the airport in Auckland and there's like a
really small arrivals gay and there's like two lanes and

(00:33):
there's those little like automatic doors. Have you ever watched
people exit those doors before, like when you're waiting to
pick someone up.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Not once I wait in the car, I don't get
out of the car at the airport. That means you're
paying for parking.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Same I ever like park and like pick someone up.
But I did the other day because my best friend
arrived in Auckland and she always picks me up like
in person, was.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Just like through a little thing, not a grown woman.
Can she not make your way out to that?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
She's a grown thirty five year old woman and she parks,
arrives early and will meet me at the gate.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
So oh wow, it pays like thirty dollars for the privilege.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So I felt obliged to do the same for her.
So I did this. I parked and they went in there,
and then they're supposed to like automatically open. I had
such a joy of watching. I'd say about one hundred
people have like a little panel.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, these are the security gates when you were entering
the main terminal from the earside, right, and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Supposed to like automatically open. It's one of the most
like entertaining things I could ever recommend anyone does, because
they like open for one person. But if you're like
not a perfect sort of tempo behind the next person,
they'll like slam in your fat you'd do like a
semi It would need a so much for that, you
need a little reset person. But if you're tempo behind

(01:55):
the person in front of you wasn't quite right, they
would do a little like soft slam in front of you.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
They're kind of like perspects doors doors. It's down and shut, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
And they're supposed to open like I don't know, a
foot or two before you get there.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I recommend if you ever want any entertainment, go there
and watch people just have them slightly closed before they open.
It was one of the most entertaining things I've ever
seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
We need like a webcam, like a terminal webcam. That's
when I thought, I was like, I.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Should be filming this. People that like these like little
panics as these doors were like slamming their face.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, it was so entertainer.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Have you ever gone to walk end somewhere and you've
been waiting for the automatic door to open and then
you realize it's just a pane of glass and.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's not even a door door, really, you and push it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I get that at airports all the time because you
know they've got all the different terminals and things, and
you're like, this is a door.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You're like, no, no, this is just a window of glass,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Auckland security door either took a took of bars before
or after the door took a bar tic bars.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, that's christ Church there took a bars in Auckland.
Come through that automatic do I'm sure this took a
took a bar. There's not took christ Church.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
There is because well we're going through that airport this week.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We will know for sure.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, there's a skinny excerpt, and then there's a wider
excerpt for like accessibility.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, there's no took the trolley, Yes, Supermarke, I know what.
I thought it was a took. It took for people
to know it's not, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
That's why those door shut so quick and stay shut
so funny.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, honestly, if you've ever shoot on time or short
on ways to entertain yourself, go to Auckland Airport, and
I'm sure it's the same with other airports. Sit out
there and watch people just go.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's actually quite traumatic that you should say that. Why
because when we were young sometimes we would go to
the air drove all the way from Laurensville to the airport.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Just to watch stuff. That's right, because.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Because we got we were going to go to rambos End,
but it was drizzly. Ring to go to rambos In
on a drizzly day, even though it would have been bitter,
because it was just a light drizzle and it meant
on the roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Did she not check the weather forecast?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
You know what, there's a part of me and I'll
have to ask her because as an adult now, there's
a part of me.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
We were never going to rambos.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
In, and she chose a drizzly day on purpose. We
were never going to rambos In, and that would have
kept you behavior for months, wouldn't it, Rainbow, Today's the day.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then she takes you to the airport.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
At the end of the carving season, we used to
have to get wheelbarrows and spades and get rid of
all the shavings that the calves have been living. Gone,
and that was and we were going to get one year.
We got to go to one hour of hot springs.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is okay? Now it got to go because mom loves
hot palls.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
The other one was rambos In, but it never happened.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
She was never going, so right, goddamn it, you need
It's great parenting, she said, yourself a fortune.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And why are you trying to crush your dreams as
a man? Just let it be, Just let it be.
Want to ask you, no, I need I need.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
To know, but you don't tell him because it's it's me.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Let's follow that up in another later in the week.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh, that's so sad.