Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th September 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch found something disturbing in HIS gym locker...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM podcast network. Please and Haley's little bit of
pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macer's rewards.
Welcome to a little bit of porn. Now. Yesterday after
my cycle class was cleaning out my locker.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
You don't have the Okay, hang on, calm down. You
don't have a personal locker.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
This germ communal locker, the communal I don't know about
the locker room. I don't know about any time. Do
they have los u the locker? I use the cabby.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You got a cabby.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
They have cubby holes.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's the kind of jem caby snake. I go there,
I know that there is locker, as to say, help
me locker, swallow me out? Can I fit inside this locker?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
They pay like four dollars a week they get cabbyholes anyway,
So we get lockers. My gym open, so you take
your own padlock I've got one of those little travel
do I.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I've got a little expensive travel one.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
But so the two liquish.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm so sorry to interrupts. So sorry interest to interrupt
a man, really apologize interrupt away when you go I
thought about this the other day. When you go to
the gym. Yeah, and you choose a locker. Yeah, do
you always choose the same one?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm always the same area, same no no, no, no, no, no,
the exact same lo no, roughly because this in my
erea this, some of them will be taken, but it's
always the same area, and.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I would always use the same one. And if I
get there and someone's use mine, I'm so pissed off. Really,
I'm like, that's my personal lockers. People are creatures of habit.
Like are you always run into the same people by
your lockers? Like they always choose the same areas. It's
quite funny.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah. So I was like cleaning these like two levels.
So my bag was on the bottom. I grabbed that
and May hid phone case and and keys on the top.
And then so I was packing my bag and then
I was like, oh, someone's lifting like a label on
their T shirt and the locker. So it's like, I'll
just chuck that in the bin because you know, I'm
a nice guy, I'm an e co warrior. And I
picked it up and it was a fucking used condom wrapper.

(02:00):
Like I don't know how to say, just a rapper
that the condom came out. The condom wasn't pushed back,
and no, it wasn't in there. I hear someone's phone
and so you're going to say you opened it up. Well,
I'm holding it now. I'll put it in the van
and then wash my hands because.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's slightly worse.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It could have been worse like that is like didn't
fall out of someone's locker or someone at the gym.
Using that at your gym, you know what, at least
it's safe sex.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
There are some rumors about said gym and the activities
that happened in said gym.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'd like to think it just fell out of someone's
bag or wallet.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
But when you are I'm so sorry as someone who's
been in a long term relationship for years, when you're
using a condom and you open it, you don't like
keep the wrapper from where you are.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I reckon that.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
They I reckon it somehow ended up in the gym
bag and then somehow pulling stuff out right.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
How though chi open could be and you're the ripping
open a Connie and then your rats into the chuck it.
I don't know why would you chuck it on at
the gym and not just put.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
It in the b and then when's the other bit
of it? Because you know the end was missing. Ah,
it wasn't like attached to a bag of.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Cheese, but it's grated cheese and it's zip lock and
you tear the top off and you're like, what are
I do with this now?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
A little string anyway, So you just found the empty
bag of cheese.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
But that's the last time I do a night sing
and clean up after people.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, you're disgusting. At least it wasn't the Yeah. Yeah,
we've got on them for safe sex though, and we
encourage that as a show. Good for you.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Are we anti raw dog? Are we anti?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is? Not outwardly? Are we saying anti raw dog? Collected?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Just sitting on the fence, it's my case space spaces yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeahs a chair fun with someone you don't know, maybe
you won't see again and you don't know the situation.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's when you're conn but when you're in a long
term year monogen.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
To the best of your knowledge. Relationships, relationship, yeah, absolutely, everybody,
and moderation

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Safety like drinking and moderation place to those that celbrate