Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 20th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great Things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day playlet Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Brand, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch,
Vaughn and Haley. Two minutes past six.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Back in Auckland, saturated with.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Rain after our lovely trip to the Hawks, Bay Hawks
to Hawks.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
But I know, I thought you'd just let me have that.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
No, no, shout out to the woman who took my
window seat and then just looked away from me when
I sat down and kind of didn't engage the entire time.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Why didn't you just see I.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Honestly, I don't need to be on the aisle because
that pipe and hot curry was still running around my guts.
So probably just all worked out. You had an aisle seat?
Is she an old lady?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Old they love pulling that ship. And then they're all like,
I don't know you do you can still read? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I hate that when you get in and there in
the window and that's a three seat and then that's
your seat, and they're like, oh, do you want to
just go and you're like, no, I'm not going in
the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, no, I see what you're trying to pull people to.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Try it on. Try to try it on, try it
on size, it doesn't fat coming up on the show
The Top Six.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yes, Wellington mayor Torri Farno has said that she's struggling
on one hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars a year,
that this is a mural salary. Is that yeah, okay,
that's a that's public knowledge.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Also, did you know in two thousand and twty one
lot or like a million dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh? Wow, a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now on two thousand and two, I was living on
approximately one hundred and thirty dollars a week once rent
was paid. Yeah, I was twelve. It would have been
like a couple of houses. Due three houses, eight houses.
It would have been two houses, piece of cake. The
place I was living in two thousand and two definitely
wasn't worth half a million dollars. Would have been houses
and whisper oh easily, yea. It would have been good

(02:02):
pickens for one bloody icehouse.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
With columns outside column that's when you know you're ritch
column column. Yeah, unless the columns are past and then
what you've got there is a potential for a lage league.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Stone. Why is she Why is she telling everybody? I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
She said times are tough, times are tough. I had
to sell hard to pay some bills. Now she's saying
times are tough and times are tough and very high.
But to say times are tough I have to sell
my car when you're nearly on two hundred thousand dollars
a year hasn't sat well with a lot of people. Yeah,
people are well, I'm actually on just below the average income.
Yeah for an adult. And I don't have a house

(02:43):
and mortgage. I don't have nothing. I think that's an impossibility.
This is why you don't tell people things publicly. You
sell your part and then just go on with life.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well I've got the top six other things she could
she could sell off down there in Wellington's meat and
I are fleasborn and Haley Sydney man has gone viral.
He lives in Waverley in Sydney. Are you know he
loved their like pubs even like suburb has like an
old style pub he's.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
In and then yea in or Tavern.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, he's got two pubs, the charing Cross Hotel and
the robin Hood Hotel hotel he lives like across the
road or around the corner front and for years he
has said people men and women will urinate in his driveway,
in his doorway where he opens up the door. He

(03:37):
said he's even opened the door to somebody urinating while
he was trying to leave his house.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
And he's put up this for years.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And obviously it's not just the fact that people are
doing it, it's that it stinks, right.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Like if you.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Walk down like a main street or anywhere near bars,
the next morning you're like, oh, okay, lots of rhyme.
In fact, like you know when you have to see
people opening up retail stores and like they're first job
is opened the door and then hosts down the wheez. Yeah, yeah,
did you ever have to do that?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, you opened up where my shop was when I
worked in retail was kind of tucked away from the
main street. It was like up and away from the
bars and stuff. So no, no, not too much urinization.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, he has spent three thousand dollars on a CCTV
system and a sprinkler, a motion installed sprinkler, And it
doesn't matter if he's home or not. He said he
could be on the other side of the world. There
will be a motion to take that that triggers a
three minute downpour between sixteen am and six am.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
That's Genie and.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
He's like released footage and there's so many people just
wandering down as driveway. It's not like you are just
passing it, like you have to kind of walk down.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I suppose because you're like, yeah, I was tucked down here.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, because I bought a small one off I think
it was like Amazon or something. Yeah, and you just
put it in the ground on a stake and it
had a solar panel which charged the battery, an emotion
detector and when a detected.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Motion, what are you trying to? What are you trying to?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
When we first moved to our place where now the
cats would come to the ranch sladder and on our
bedroom door in the middle of the night and poor
stuck in a pop plant thing, your cats.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, so our cats would come and be like walk
up around for like when Murray does that at three
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
But you live inside, like you can't you want to
sprinkle in your lounge, just in your.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Little Yeah, you've made a great point. There.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Made a great point. Maybe it could just go because
you know the noise would scare them.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yea ray bottle, or it could shoot little plastic palettes,
a little baby gun, get a little nerve.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah yeah, sit up on an automatic trigger. Yeah, your
cat would never come to your door again. Didn't keep
your cats away?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
There, they both did, But thanks for bringing that up. Yeah,
they drowned.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
It was a great deterrent, though, stopped everything stretching on.
That's what this guy said. That nobody has has urinated
because the cameras, the lights come on, the rain starts,
and yeah, they're leaving his home in peace.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Now.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
It's so good. Although you I'd fall for this myself.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'd go, I'd walk out, like you know, you put
something in the bend or something, go move the car,
and then you forget that you've installed.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
People ping on your property constantly.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Somebody dis messaged and they once had to clean human
faces off their shop doorstep to do this. I kept
telling myself, it's a dog, it's a dog.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
That's a dog. It definitely wasn't it. You can tell
it's not a dog. Dogsledge Born and Hailey blah blah
blah blah, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
This is the top six.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
We were about to go to Wellington.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
But did you guys hear that story about the Wellington
taxi driver has been banned from the airport.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
No.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah, because they were using the parents room to head
up their dinner.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
So then the mums were going in to change the
mums and dads are going in to change the babies
off the baby. It's dunk like food, like you know
what it is like when you rehead food.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Somewhere like Georgia bird here at work where their fish
or sprowl.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yesterday at the Hawks Bay Aero Club.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And I had a delicious leftover curry and at five
o'clock in the morning, I thought that would be a
nice thing to have.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah. And also.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
If we're in Wellington, did you see the Bluebridge fairy
loses power left floating a drift in the cock straight
for two hours.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
A lot going on in Wellington. It's a hustling, busting city,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well Like news during the Wellington mayor Yeah, the mayoral office, yeah,
has said well torrif mayor of Wellington has said she's
struggling to make ends meet. In a chat earlier in
the week had to sell her car to pay some bills, and.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
People because it's passed to me like she's got another car.
You think she's running a two car household.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Though Wellington's a very accessible city.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah car she uh, well, her wages public knowledge. Yeah,
one hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars per animal, and
that's caused people to say, well, hang on a second, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I earn half that, less than half there.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, so boohoo, Like everybody's struggling, but it's hard to Again,
I'm sorry for someone on nearly two hundred thousand dollars
in people on significantly less a struggling.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
That's one you don't tell people selling your car. You
just I don't know, talk.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
About yeah, unless she was like, I'm selling my car,
here's the link to trade me buy.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
This is a car.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
You turn this interview opportunity into sort of an advertorial
for your car.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
That's a great idea. Actually, that's smart thinking.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well, I got the top six things Torrifino could sell
to make ends meet O Calington, number six on the list.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Zip, Papa, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
It has to sell.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
No, you can't get rid of there.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
No, it's obviously that it's gonna be a pretty it's
gonna be a nightmare to move.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
So I think it would stay there. It would stay there. Yeah,
hell of a.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Mask because they moved. They moved a building to put tip.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Up of the air. Yeah, they moved across the road
and made at the hotel. Yeah, so it's not impossible
to move. You could move, but tip up is significantly
larger than that building and also not hers the Selborne
all the stalind it's quite like she's the mayor, she
owns Wellington, I think.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
So that sounds worse in my mind. Hell of a
bachelor's bad measurement on the top floor.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Nice look, i'd sleep in the earthquake?

Speaker 5 (09:32):
How it sleep? I put your sleep a little bit
of white nose.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Number five on the list of the top six things
Torrifino could sell to make ends men and Wellington.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
That creepy hand thing that.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Lives on the roof the Scotland Like he's good something
to buy that some creepy hand finish.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
It just sort of feels like something I would purchase.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, have in your backyard. Yeah, and the neighbors would
be like I was all right when it was all
inside of ther house.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, outside her kookie personelity is leaking out on the lawn.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Number four on the list of the top six things
to if I I could sell a Wellington to make
ends meet Abraca Barbara.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Hey, you can't touch that. It's Wellington Institution.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I had one of my first dates at Abra Barbara
with Ben McNaughty.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah. When I was fourteen.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
We went to Abraca Barbara, probably a Cabbra maxt or
chicken or lamb checking.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
I wasn't into lamb as a young girl. Yeah, what
were your three sources that you packed?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Probably knowing me? It would have been like a sweet chili.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Sometimes I had a Starte, which was very insted to
the people of Turkey.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I know, is a sauce on its own. It's not
a maxing source. Strong.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, I would have done a switch. And I've always
been a garlic Mayo girl. I always do a Mayo
sweet chili. Yeah, Racha maybe if yeah, I got some boogie, Yes,
I wouldn't like.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I saw a movie, Yeah, I can't watched movie, went
to Abrica Berba, then went to reading cinema, made out
in the back. R O p reading cinemas r P
and naughty didn't last long.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
In the last number three on the last the top
sex things Tory Fino could sell and well into to
make ians meat Eastbourne.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Hey, that's attacked worse. It's actually my favorite. It's very beautiful.
You already says from there.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
You could you could just slice it off though both
the bays.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Maybe you could be a republic public who's on the
other side island?

Speaker 5 (11:22):
No, no I in my area? Is that white it?
Upper down there?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Does?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Where does that meat? Sell it to the neighboring away? Yeah?
Cut it? Cut it off again? Not his to sell? Okay?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well number two in the list of the top sex
things Tory Fino could sell to make Ian's meat All
of Peter Jackson stuff again, not so much stuff like
a couple of the story last night about the you know,
the band Rotunda restaurant down there on Oriental Parade. It's
been shut for years risk six million dollars or whatever,
and they're.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Like who could afford it? And Peter what is Peter
Jackson just sitting there be like ok it easy? He
be a bit of a local hero if he was like,
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
We's already done that with you know, like Bat's theater
and stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
He's saved a few buildings around Wellington. Another one it's
another one's smillion dollars. It's pretty o'connic.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, never eaten there, neither, just sit on the roofs
like yeah that was school.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Never been to eat there? What's been shot for so
many years?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
And number one of the leads of the top six
things Tory Fino could sell to make ends meet sponsorship
rights to the good Day, because you know, you can't
beat Wellington on a good day.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
The good day, that's the good a new bar same
we should go. Yeah, you know, for example, show sponsor
MCAFA could by the good Day and then everyone has
to say, man, you can't beat a mcgod day. You
can't bet Mcwallington on a mcgod.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Day's only a couple of them know. It's eating bang
for your buck, super exclusive, and everybody talks about it
when they do have a good one.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Ye're true. So you know that's just how advertising works. Baby.
That's that today's.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Play Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
There's some Kiwi terms that are being added to the
Oxford English Dictionary, Okay, including some Maori words, which is
fitting considering it as techy Mary. And here they are.
These are my I've never heard this one wacker jumper,
which is someone a member of a political party jumping parties.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Shane Jones got called a walker jumper when he left
Labor and went to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
First, and law against today is it against it or
you can do it? Or you this something about it?
There is something in place.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Right, Oh, Mahi is being added to the cool Yeah,
we're like that, and chilibin because they wouldn't call it
a chili bin, all right, they call it aceski.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Ice box exactly.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Then we've got tea kunger tea kunger Mary kappa haka
Mahi's in there. And also ditch, as in the Tasman Sea.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Right across the across the ditch your friends.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, they're doing that like that is its own exclusive
use of like a name, like naming.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Ditching your friends or ditching someone would be another.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Surely there was, but that's already He's already in the dictionary. Yeah,
I know, but you know what I mean. And under
under another number right.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
See, I've tried to google ditch dictionary meaning, and it's
come up with dutch.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
A ditch is a ditch. We know what we know
what ditches, ditches digging a ditch or ditch. You may
but now ditches in the Tasman Sea.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
But isn't ditching your mates?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
The origins of that would be also ditch because in
the ditch put them in a ditch, yeah, or whatever
you're you're ditching like the plane or and you end
up in a ditch I don't know, or a kai
it's out of control and end.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Up in a ditch. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So many things about the word ditch to dig, a
ditch or ditch of.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
A series of sounds, now ditch.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And then the one word that a lot of university
experts is a university of a tail. Linguist Peter Keegan said,
the words are great, like these are words that we've
used for years and years and years, and I've never
been in the dictionary.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
So here they are.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
But the one that he found is caught him by
surprise is al tiro al Troian, like someone from New Zealand,
a tan Rowan. It's a mouthful, it is a bit
of a mouthful.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Actually a night probably works a bit better.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I always wonder how they choose Valentonian.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Auckland Christian christ. I don't think I would say christ Church.
Yea d to night you forgot the Last Night?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Dandians and the Cargolite k to white Wansvillions, morris Villians.
What are people from my hometown of New Plymouth methods

(16:31):
love new guy from Lawrensville, rich from the rich from you?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
It was just fun to say. No, you'd say Taranakians.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, Taranakians, Taranaki in the specifically from New Plymouth, New
Plummer because you play Strapfordians, Eastbournian, Eastbornians or easter Knights.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Easter Knights sounds cool. It was east Bornean, New Plymouth, Plymouth, Plathan,
New Pleth Stupilmthonium eup, love it.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Play play.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Silly.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly,
silly little silly.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Hey baby, hey, hey baby baby, silly little pole.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Do you wear underwear to work? Well, let me just
get straight to the numbers.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Backstory Delta Airlines that you've got to wear underwear if
you're going to come to work for Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Mean, I don't know kind of the media is going
to blow in the story. But I don't.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
I feel like if you're giving your stuff, you know
a big list of what they have to wear and
how they have to present themselves.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
I feel like it goes without saying.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Underwear.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
There has been incidences in the past where underwear hasna
been worn. Well, maybe you're or underwear that's visible, because
that's one of their rules, is like obviously, like.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, or the men couldn't have their like Calvin Kleins
poking out the tie exactly, the women couldn't have their
little nasty numbers. Well ninety seven, let's do a little
pole inside the studio.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yep, threes who won't just say yes or no? Are
you wearing undies? Okay? Three, two, one, yes, yes, yeah, always.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Always worn you you have those gym shorts with the mesh,
so you don't wear undies at the gym.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
I find that mesh. It's not like everyone's imagining the
mission racing. It's a micro blade. It's a micro mesh,
microfiber planing your balls. Still, it's odd.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
We're unders everywhere other than bed. Yes, and even then,
I wear I wear short, I wear a short, but
you only wear.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Undis to be Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, So we asked you today for silly do you
wear underwear to work? Ninety seven percent of people said
always yes, two percent said sometimes perhaps our six workers,
one percent oh yeah, but they would wear under these
two oh no, no, not necessarily, maybe not, and.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
One percent said no they don't. One percent All right, okay,
who are these people of why being in the landscape
maintenance business, Let's just say there's been some times where
this shlong has appreciated being non restricted. No, but you
don't want to be flopping out in front of a customer. Well,
you know, they said by some inquisitive female clients were
hoo oh, okay, well what what's his saying that he

(19:41):
does not wear underpants? He lets it breathe.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yep. If you were in that sort of industry and
you're moving around, you can get swamp croutch very easily,
something you could avoid by having a bit more ear
flow in the region. Short shorts airflow and airflow out,
but also short shorts crouch shlongs out. Yeah okay, and actually,
Samuel need to let us know your landscape business, because

(20:04):
IM pretty sure that business is about to offeh.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I got some work.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, exactly, Joanne says, why is this even a question?
Surely everyone does mind blowing emoji. Yeah, not everyone. Rachel,
one of my team asked to have an early morning
tea break to go to Farmers as they couldn't find
their undies and had been going commando for the day
so far. It was tea you might, to be honest,
sounding a good night out the night before. Yeah, you've

(20:30):
been rummaging around in the morning. Screw it, I'm late
for work.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah. They're always at the end, at the foot of
the bed and the sheet. Yeah, get in there, Get
in there and find them.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
But sometimes you don't want to wait.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
But also try where the headboard touches the wall as well,
where the bed touches the wall.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
There wo flunging them around?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Who's woo woo wooing them?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
All right?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Okay, I don't want to know you got that's weird.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
My balls would hang out my trading shorts if I
didn't wear Undy, says Sam.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
So thank you, Sam for you low hangers. Good for you. Sam.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Michayla says this has to be a Haley question. Never
she always wears Big Green's the Bigger Sundays. Yeah, from
belly button right down to thigh. Yeah, encapsulated, all Carl
says work from home, so most often there's no pants either.
Just have to be careful during teams calls. Okay, he's
done a duck into his house. Otherwise the seam of

(21:29):
my scrubs would be right up my butt crack. I
need an undie buffer always. Who are you Hussies?

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Not wearing gruts? That's what? That's what.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Gruts Hardly every we're underwear. I own like four peers,
mainly for when I wear jeans, say his career free
the flaps. Wow, okay, you don't jeans dinnermon and flaps
don't go to seam would be.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
An awful thought. Yeah yeah Shah short for Charlotte, not
as someone in HR. I am highly concerned.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You even have to ask this, Taylor, I often wear
loose flowy pants yolo on wearing undies.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I don't know if you can say that already.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Let the girl breathe. She used a different word for girl. Well, yeah,
crude listeners.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
That is a little potad ms fledg Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is actually really smart. I don't know in what context.
I don't think This could apply to everyone because not
everyone has a manager.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I mean, we've got.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Agents that work for us, and a lot of actors
and comedians have managers and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Influencers often have managers.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
And this is this check.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
She has shared online how she would try to get
more money for her deals so she's an influencer, and
then people would approach her company's brands, you know, looking
for collabs, and she'd always say to them, Okay, thank you,
I'm going to ford this on to my manager and
they'll be in touch with you, and the manager would
get in touch with the company and they would get

(23:16):
more money, drive harder, you know, say she's worth.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
More than that. The trick was there wasn't a manager.
She was just faking it. So sherew being the bad guy.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, that's like when you deal with brands or you know,
TV or whatever. You're never the one to be like,
this is how much I want to get paid, your
agent doesn't and then they you were removed from it
and you look like the next person.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
And this is what she did.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
But she didn't have to pay ten fifteen percent of
the agent because she was the agent.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
She would give them.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
She called them Lisa Bates had an email for Lisa Bates.
Here's my Lisa Bates at Talent Management dot com or whatever,
and then those brands would email Old the agent and
she'd be able to say, Hi, well, you know, Haley
is da da da da da push harder and get
more money for them.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
This is what it was.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Just people need to do if they want to get
out of parties, catch ups, you know, eat difficult life things.
Is hard sometimes to say no, But who would they
say they were talking to, or let me, let me
just check with mom. I was gonna check with my mom,
and I'll get my mom to text me, and you
may have a fake email address your mum. And then

(24:28):
mom say, sorry, Haley can't come to I'm unable to
come to the thirtieth this weekend. Yeah yeah, she's not
feeling too great. Yeah yeah, yeah, just wants to recharge
your social social battery. And then Mom is the bad
guy and then you're like, oh my god, I'm so
sorry my mom said no I can't come.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
This is genius though, Like it's so good.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I wonder if you could do this if you were
doing like contract negotiations, just in a regular job where
you wouldn't have a manager and say that I might
put this through to my lawyer and see what they think.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Oh yeah, I've got a friend that works in.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
H L and I might get it to get in
touch with you, because I think there's a couple of
things that I'm unsure of.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
How did.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Susie? And it's just you and you can be harder
in this in this role, be like no, no, no,
she needs more money or more this or da da
da da, And then you can just be yourself being like,
oh my god, I hope you had a good time
with my agent.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
We're all happy. Let's go genius from her.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Play z ms flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
It's the fine.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Do you know why we've thought of this?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Was beautiful carwhen's beautiful mother made a gorgeous tans slice
yesterday and.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Hand slices an often overlooked slice, but it's always rules
the key caramel, Bickie. Do you know why a tan
slice is good because it's got a lot of the
bass that kind of offsets the goo and the sweetness.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Whereas a capy you can ever buy itself but ice
cream for pod, whereas a caramels.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's a lot, because it's a lot, which is why
my number one slice is the Belgium slice, because it's
got the spicy it's spice, it's got the different spices. Yeah,
it's got a lovely icing and it's got a good jam.
If it's a good, well made Belgium, it's my number one.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Caramel slice isn't online either. I like, what's the one
where it's chocolate slice but the bottom's biscuit, you know,
like biscuit and chocolate.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
And it's kind of like a millionaires slicing that needs
to call it?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Or what about peppermint slice top three? No, I'm looking
at pictures of slices.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Of course, you've got like a lemon slice, lemon lemon slices,
lemon slice. This one, this is what they call it hedgehog,
you know, the one I'm thinking of. The biscuits, the
chocolate biscuits.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Yeah, that's good. That's really good. It's not a top
three though. Custid square, that's that's a square custard slice,
then square is not. There's a pastry get out.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
You wouldn't excuse me, come back with the custard square
when we do final rankings.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Prot Pole square a.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Bakery, bakery slice or it is or no it's not
too nine sex nine sex feel free to absolutely bully
born on the text machine.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
I just yeah, I actually feel like.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Slice. What the rest of its slice? It might be
in a cabinet at the bakery next to a slice,
but it's not a slice.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
My mum used to do this peanut butter slice.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
It was like biscuity peanut butter bass with a white
chocolate top, which sounds trash, but honestly, Flitch you would
gobble it up.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
I would gobble that up. Yeah, I'm going to go.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I think I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Tan slice, top tier, really pippy slice, sit in twos.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Okay, slice to brush your tea. Just slice, I know,
but I.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Very rarely have peppy slice. And I've told you when
I went to Edinburgh Tesho, they had a peppy slice.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I used to live near a cafe that did a
brilliant paper and slice. It closed down. I'll never ever
have that pipperm slice again.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Ginger crunch, now that's a slice.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
No, that's a ginger slice. I'd call that. Yeah, but
that's we're called ginger crunch.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Okay, this is my top three Belgium Slice, Hipperman Slice,
Ginger Crunch, and then Ginger Crunch.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Top three nailed.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
I'm going to go, Yeah, I'm going I'm going ten
Tan top.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Two.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
I'm going ginger Crunch. I've changed Pippy slipping in Peppy
slipping into three. What about Lemon? Yeah, Lemon's got to
play a part of mine. I think Lemon might set third.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
You know that, you know they do the Bakeels, the
Pie Awards, They should do the Bak Slice Awards. I
would go to an evening black tie event to celebrate
news slice, buy a new gown for and this was
going to be in my top three, but I wasn't
sure if it was going to be two ly cake.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Well, that's going Custard squares and okay, I'm top.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I'm going to tell you what people are passionate on
the on the text machine about the Custod square.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
What are they saying?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Someone said, definitely a slice, Yes, of course, it's a slice.
Couple of nos, no, no, yes, of course. It's not
a slicy muppet.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
It's angry. It's custod slices and custom slice is the
Pope Catholic.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
You've been called a muppet twice it might be the
same person. Muppet calls the custod square a slice pastry pastry.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I'm with born. If it's not a slice, then.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
What is it.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
It's a pastry square. Of course custod squeaz are included. Sorry,
let me just redo my top us.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Peppermint, lolly cake number one, No Belgium, Belgium slice Belgium?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
What was two? Peppermint?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
And then lolly cake and shout out to Shannon that
does an incredible biscoff loll cake.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Cannons cake knows no bound, amazing it is. What did
I say? Do they say it wrong? No, you're just happy.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
She laughs at hand.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
She was laughing at me, like you know, when I
say something wrong, I'm old.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
No, she sucks the hacks, But boy boy, she makes
a loly cake.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
She does.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Yeah, why because I don't live with like appliances are.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Using my clients for that?

Speaker 6 (30:16):
NOA, I tried making it with a greater that one time.
I tried grading the bikis and it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, hang on, this doesn't align with me because it's
my birthday next in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Well, I could go to my friend's house and bake yes,
that's what I so, could you finish your chain? Yeah? Okay,
you're gone. What's the number one? Getting three points? Is
Shannon's lolly Shennon's lolly cake? Yes? Number two? Yeah, I'm

(30:46):
just number two.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
I'm going ten.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Number three. Peppy keeps slipping. I'm going lemon. No, how
can you go lemon over bemon over Peppy?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Because lemon is refreshing, the citrus cuts out the sweet.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Okay, Vorn, I'm gonna go top ten like a tan
or a plane or just something that I can eat
the whole thing off. And I don't feel guilty because
my cheeks aunt sort and my teeth aren't telling me.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Ten one two no.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Countered zero points, it's not counted.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Square, custard square and third Loly so one point for Loly.
Let me add this up.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, shut up, pause, pause, Puss, Puss. It is a
puff pastry sandwich. It is not a slice pastry, a pastry.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Sandwich. It's got icing on the top. It's a pastry
sam square. No, it's a slice.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Someone here is calling it a treat.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Someone here us calling it an Australian.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Pastry slice, a pastry cutting.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
A slice of carrot cake. And calling it a slice
because you've had a slice of it.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
It's not. It's not allowed just qualified, no points, two points.
It's not. It's not a lolly cake. We've got to draw.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Ten and lolly are both on five points. Let's go
off track. What was your what was your Belgian?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
What was your p?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I wrote on P for your second slip pe Pepperman
pipperm and slice only gets two points. We've got to
tie lolly cake and tan slice. Okay, lolly cake, you'll
notice that.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
But what would it what would have been your fourth
if you hadn't have witged custard square in there.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, if we're gonna take my fourth, we're gonna take
everybody's fourth into account.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
No we don't, because we've chosen three slices. You've chosen
two slices, and a pastry.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Would have been lemon like a lemon. See, the net
would have.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Bumped lemon up because I put lemon in mine.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Your lemon was only worth one point because you had
it third. He stuffed the results and someone said, raspberry slice.
Ye mentioned caramel slice. We did early. It's delicious, but
much something. I do love it. It's a lovely slice.
I wouldn't say no to it.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Everyone wants Shannon's loll cake recipe, but I just think
we sat on it.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
That's just ours.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
What are we do They're going to mass produce it.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I think she should share it. It's you should do
a TikTok recipe on how to make it.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I love that they do, and you put the camera
up looking into the bowl and then all the ingredients.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Custard square has a pastry as a base. A slice
has a baked base.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
I would disagree. If we're going to say a bake, well.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Fine, we'll redo the whole thing next Friday.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
I love how he did this is get again.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Vanilla square, Vanilla custard square is vanilla slice.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
It's not. That's a different. Vanilla slice is different to
a custod square, Isn't it? You stopped calling the listens
dumb idiots. I was going I was you were calling
the listeners by proxy, dumb it it No, I'm calling
you hitting the baker home so hungry for.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Play play, just trying to convince me he's tough.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Get I'll switch them right now. That's tough. I've got
a short calld.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
No, it's fine, we'll do it later, do it later,
please Horn Hailey has somehow got a short microphone leader
and Brian, I'm just gonna undo that while you know
you're undo that one there, Please goodness, Ship, we could
do this after the next song, please.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Show there we go, so much more space for activities.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
My tough friend Vaughan Smith for helping me out. So
yesterday I went and I got some needling done. That's
why my face is like bright red and a bit.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
So is the idea of needling for those that don't know,
because I don't know, affects a huge mess, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
And he's tough trying to fix this, trying to just
do something about the face.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Now.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
It's the same theory as like you know when you like.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Acupuncture or cupping, when you bring blood to the thing
and it's seen your skin rejuvenates.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
At this time of the year, you'll set on golf
courses and lawn maintenances, they do cooring where they take
out a core of the soil and replace it with
sand to increase drainage and stuff leads to a healthy lawn.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, it's basically like there you scratch up your face
to smother rains and then it heals itself and it
looks gorge then aside, right. I got to Casey and
they said, oh, we want to do this thing with you.
And it's a face scan. You may have seen it
on social media, but you put your face in this
machine and it takes all these like flashes, all these lights,
and takes all these photos and does it like shows
you all the different layers of your skin and it's

(35:41):
the stuff that you can't see on the surface.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Is it a gimmick?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
You?

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Have you noticed anything about your face as you're getting older,
because it's.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Something I pointed out to Hay the other day. I
see this thing on the end of my nose. It's
a permanent freckle.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
You got to get I never had that, and it's like, Nah,
that of public broadcasting leads you.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Should go get this done and see what that doesn't
get it zapped off or you could just leave it.
Your Your face is beautiful as and it's actually an endearing.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Feet don't want to pay for it. I'm having to
have a muck faces that's free, So.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I'll show you a photo so it like does the
different layers of stuff that you can't really see.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
This is a machine that's scanning your face, scanning.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Your face, and then it will show you like the
redness and it goes and layer down and it shows
you like skin sun damage that you can't see on
the surface that's there.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Can I show you mine sun damage?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah? Look at that? Oh my god? Yeah what is that?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
That the sun from the sun so that you can't
see it in like general life.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I did look at that. That's what your dead heads
gonna look like, your dead face.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
So to the listener that obviously can't see this right now,
and I'm not putting it on social media because who one.
It's just like all these brown sun spots that are
like and the lovely team at Casey were like, this
could have been from when you're a kid. You just
were out in the sun in New Zealand tearing around
without some before we knew that like how important it

(37:08):
was to do it revealing stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
But what's the point of this scan revealing then you.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Can see like what's actually happening in your sand.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
You can see like different things that are wrong with it,
and then you you know, do treatments according The one
thing that showed up that I didn't realize was so bad.
Is this one here which is my face and you
can barely see any of it and you should be
able to see lots of it. And I was like,
why can't you see it? She was like, because it
is bone dry. I'm a I'm a wafery.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Crazy look like the black photos that people do and
they go over like a bedspread there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, So all those little white marks, that's pollution from
like being outside.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Pollution, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
You were just like dirt on my face, just any
kind of other stuff on my face. Apparently I'm I'm
a dry biscuit.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
And they told me straight last they scan your and
then they would give you treatments. You can treatment.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
I'm not trying to play treatments.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I was just so confronted by the sun damage that
we've got just like hidden under our skin.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
You think about how bad it's like your granddad had
skin cancers and stuff.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Because he was a house painter, and he never was
a hat.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
There just wasn't sunscreen, and wearing a hat was considered
rude in some circumstances, so they just went without. And
then these old boys had to get chunks cut out
of their nose and their ears and all.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
My pop, who was a house painter, he had ginormous ears,
so when he got cancer in them and they started
to cut them down, actually ended up having quite nice ears.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
It was stetting smaller and smaller and smaller in.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
The generation after then, like our parents' age. My mom
used to cover herself and baby oil on line the
son of the seventies. And then when we were young,
she'd always come home from a trip with a copper
tone four and he's so stoked that she was going
to tan.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
She'd be riddled with that.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Then we kind of knew you should have sunscrewing on
as a kid, but would often go out without get
sun burnt.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
My kids like where it's so full on with sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
This is I mean the change of the season. I
mean not today in Auckland. Looking out the window, it's
very rainy and gray. But the change of the season's coming.
You've got to wear sunblock because I am haggard underneath
this gorgeous exterior which will only last a few more years.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Haggard play and Haley, help us, help us, mister, can
we have some money? We cannot have any money. We
were out whis we're not entitled to any money.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Please give us some of your money from the Electricity
Board of Central Auckland. Was listening from outside of Auckland,
and this is a weird thing that happens in like
Central Aulan.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I used to get it even as a renter.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
There's like this rebate that you get from the lines
company or the power trust. I don't know how it works,
but if you he was giving me money, if you
pay for your power and you're in the Central Auckland zone,
you would due every year a different amount of money.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
It's like a it's a little rebate, like rebate, like
a payout.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I don't know how it works.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I don't know how it works.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
But it happened every year, and it would always be
like one hundred and something or a couple of hundred
bucks or like oh some years you'd be like, oh
my god, there's money.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Well this year three hundred and fifty dollars. AHw is
this communism?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
I like it. It's not communism. It's not right.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
It's something it's like I guess, like how shareholders get
paid out rightholder a dividend. It's like, you know, just
way you buy paying the power company somehow a shareholder
for that, I guess, so something like that. But so
when I live in Auckland, I always lived within the
area YEP flatting, and then we bought our first place
out west YEP and we got out there and you

(40:50):
were like, yeah, power board and I was like yeah,
power board and it never came and I was like,
where a my power board money? No, because they're out
where people out west don't get it.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
But why why not? I don't know. It's like a
central Auckland thing, but like everybody around the country should
do it. How cool is that? It's so good? It
was and it just turns up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Well, Shannon Missus messages me yesterday because she heard me
talking about the free money and you guys leitching on
wanting I just did it round of coffees.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yeah, but I could go another. Do you know what
I mean? I want to get my money's worth her
of you, And Shannon messages me. She gets an email
because she lives in Auckland Central as well.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, getting the free yeah, three three hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
But I got real nervous because I am susceptible to scams.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
And it was just your own mother. Would you about scams?
And it should be the other way around.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, And it just seemed clickless link and put in
your bank get to details. We'll give you three hundred
and fifty dollars and alarm bells went off.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
But I know I'm entitled to this money.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
So I sent it to Flitch and I said, is
this the right email and all that, and he said, yeah,
looks legit.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
So I put in my details. Sorry, your money, I
pay the bills. Oh yeah, it's your money time. Yeah,
it'll just magic it all.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
This does cause problems in flats because some people get
the money and don't tell other people. It should go
to the flat she go to the flat account, yeah,
or like pay the power for the next few Ye.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
This is the best.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
I don't know when I'll get it though, because I
just put in my bank details this morning.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Yeah, orter get cleared out.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I don't know, maybe a few little things.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
It was good you asked, and Shannon was I'm so
sorry for asking. I'm like, no, no, this is what
we asked any time.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
I was just like I either ask and get ripped
out on radio, or I get scammed again, and I
thought it would be out on the radio.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, there's a few little things going around. We receive
something from our old bank that we're no longer worth,
both me and Aaron saying like, oh, we're going to
transfer you eighty one dollars and I was like, scam, scam, scam,
scam scam.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
But then they also followed it up with mail like
to our house.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
There was something about like we're overcharged a year right
now and traced at some point or whatever, so that
that's anyone.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
That was each Well, you proclaimed what just a couple
of days ago that you want free stuff?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah I did. I said, I want free stuff. You
want to use you leverage your power of the radio.
But can we do that? Can I say I want
free stuff and I want free money because I want money?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
So I couldn't find my UI Boom ahead of boom
season summer, and Noel Levings just sent me three them.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
So you can miss them one each. No no no,
no no no.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
God.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
You've got you and you got your power money, so
you could probably buy your own if you wanted.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
You've got a mega boom, you got to mega burm. Well,
then you don't need any more booms. I'm going to
f you. This is unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Are you sure that they didn't send it to you
to share with your friends?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Is dear varn way for shafts?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
But you enjoy these trees If you were listening yesterday,
we're miserable. That's what we were talking about. Christmas coming
and a lot of the goo field Way for shafts
again coming back, and that these.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Little straws, the chalky straws, or as we like to
call them now, the goodfield way for shaft I'm sho okay.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Oh my god, you thank you Leing Noel in particular.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
What's your beef with leaning?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
No, no, no, no no, that's just Nol of the
leaning right. I was thinking Nolan in particular.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Oh, I thought it was like a lawyer's company, Nolan Leaming.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
We get to enter some really we get to go
to some really fun things. Yesterday we went in a
bloody helicopter, a firetruck, all sorts to celebrate the naming
of the new Hawks Bay fire Truck, Hawks Bay Airport
fire Truck. Why would we not invite it to the
New Zealand National Cavy Show in pop Or where are

(44:49):
the national.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
What kevy c a v y kV kevy kevy It was.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
A guinea pig competition.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Ittition sort of politely said, I just sort of said,
us cavies are rodents.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Heavy guinea. Sorry, no, I wouldn't go to that.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
It's a domestic also known as a cavea or a
domestic cavea, as a species of rodents belonging to the
genus Cavia.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
No, thanks, it's really taken very seriously.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
So this was held in Poor a couple of days ago, okay,
And they fly in judges from all around the world Germany, Poland, Australia,
South America, one hundred and eighty different caves or rodents,
as we've just learned, given them a moment to shine

(45:40):
at the twenty twenty four news On National Cavy Show,
and the guinea pig competition is one of the you know,
most coveted awards to wor right, okay, split into six
different groups, color marked, crested, ouguti, course coat, and long coat.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Have you seen the long coke guinea pigs?

Speaker 5 (45:57):
They look like little brooms, a little brooms. They're little
fluffy mops. These people are weirder than cat people at
cat shows.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yim maybe, so I want to show you the best
in show was Charlie Hopkins from White Cut Or when
Black Roan Cavy was named the grand Champion. I just
want to show it's a beautiful black and white number.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
I kind of want to pat that. I want to
be like here.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
They are sweet little things.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I've never been a guinea pig person because they sort
of tend to die, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
When they get shocked? How did you give them a fright?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, yeah guinea pegs.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, you've got those ones with the long ol pecker coats.
I mean, it's just amazing. I would have loved I
would love to attend something like that. But I feel
like if you ever said to someone, what are you
doing this weekend? But I'm entering my guinea pig into
the twenty twenty four New Zealand Cavy Championships, I want
to know if you've ever ented or like, what is
the weirdest competition you've ever entered?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Now, now I've the weirdest.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I mean other than March I suppose, which is all
about that's all of it weird old, isn't it the
weirdest one I think I've ever entered was a There
was two. I I've randomly entered a Chinese art show
when I was a kid. I don't know why I
did that.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Were you good at Chinese art? No?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Wait, was it you had to do Chinese art? Or
it was just simply run by a Chinese It was
run by it, it was run in China, and I
entered it. I sent off a piece of art, by
the way, not an artist. I'm I suck it.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Do you think they opened the posts and they just laughed.
They were like, this is terrible.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I remember them sending a letter back and all that,
and I remember being like, well, I can't read the characters.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I don't remember it anyway.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
And then I also when I was on holiday, when
I was about ten or eleven years old, I did
into miss or hop Air Beach all right because my
uncle lived in a hop.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Yeah, how did you go? Didn't place?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I watched that competition a couple of times as a
younger man, did you Yeah? Would have remember before your.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Time were different significantly younger than you.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, wows.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
But I remember I entered that and I got my
I had made a friend at the beach that summer,
and I got her mom to give me a zig
zag part and I really thought that was gonna put
me apart. And I put on my best blue sort
of fluffy HBK top and I did not place, no
matter the amount of body glitter I had on.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Right, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
We've just all entered a lot of workplaces have odd competitions,
competition awards, or you know, some kind of weird industry competitions,
like maybe fork load lifting competitions.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Left load or like obstacle courses, that kind of thing.
You can't put a value on a good forklift right now, No,
you can't. You can't.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
And when you watch it good Okay, it's beautiful artistry.
One hundred dollars a him. We want you to give
us a call now you can text through nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
The ball is rolling already, including someone who as a
kid entered these guinea pig competitions before.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Oh wow, okay.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
In one year, the lady who was judging looked at
our guinea peg and my sister's one was an albino
guinea peg in the ram and said that it looked
like a rat.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
How terrible is that? What's a harsh world, you know,
not that far from a rat. We've just in the
Rodent family.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Okay, I went hundred DALs at them call us now
take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Did you enter a weird competition and how did you go?
Do people know that hospitality competitions exist? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, like the fun cocktail food making ones, but like
table settings staying up till one am, starching your tablecloth
and practicing your nap can fold type competition.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Wow, because the Barista Championships are amazing with that.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
La art, Yeah, the lart, the lark that we'll just
call it Lara.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I entered a competition and won a rowing machine last month,
had just arrived and in the email, the lady said,
phil Fredi tag us in any photos you upload when
you're using it now, not really an Instagram photos while
I'm work the out sort of person slash phy zeke.
But yeah right, yeah, what are they from your point
of view? What do they expect from me? But you've
already won a rowing machine, but what competition? No, No,

(50:10):
they've just like an online competitions.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I know if you competed and it's a.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Weird competition to want a row machine. I think they
need what did they do? When we're doing what did you?
What did you win? As did you?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Did you enter a weird competition? At our Christmas camp
there was a seagull catching competition. Now I think that
would be frowned upon. Yeah, because there's rare ones.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Some of them are quite rare.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
If you caught a seagull, you've got a free ice cream.
My eight year old cousin dug a hole, put a
towel over the top and put food on the top
of the towel and caught one. I took her through
a few days, but she was determined and she caught
it at landed on top of it, and she just
like wrapped the towel.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Oh my god, that we do not encourage that food
catch out? No, no, did you read out the tenant one? No,
I'm getting it.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
If you shut your clown, just feel like it's eight
o'clock and you're dilly deliing.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Telling us about people that want a roller. It's not
even the well I wouldn't have read that out. Years ago.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Foxton Beach baby competition in nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Oh wow, the baby from being the best baby at
Fox and Beach years ago we were renting in our
landlord entered us in the ten into the Year competition.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
We came runner up just because they will pay the
rent on time.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
And don't you looked after the place like it was
there A vacuum gave a great vacuum wiped the dust
off the ear of the legend and stuff.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
I ented a drawer a womble competition.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
What I got third prize and got a poster of
Great Uncle Bulgaria from the wombles.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Ooh.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
I entered a cock and ball challenge that was like
fear Factor cockaball the yeah right.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Did your head go? Yeah? What kind of competition are
you entering with your cock and balls?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I had to do all these rounds like fear Factor.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
One was sucking fish eyes out, one was piercings, one
was shots of Tabasco.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Saws and I won it. Yuck no no no.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I ended a donat eating competition. I beat all the
boys and I won girl sheep.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Coloring competition at the Tapuki ap amp Show. Not a
picture like color and an actual sheep.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
With chalk.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Plays it. M's flesh one and Haley Friday.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Flash flash, Well you're packed today, Hailey for Friday, Flashback.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Correct a Mundo and do you know what?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
This actually came on in the car the other day
when the three of us were driving to Lechoporte. And
every time this band comes on, particularly you and I
fletched we go. God, what a great concert. I'll give
you anything to go back, like, just loved every second
of it. And then I looked up the song because
I was looking at I wanted a twenty year old hit,

(52:44):
because something about the year two thousand and four doesn't
feel that long ago, but this year it is twenty
years that's how time.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Yes, And this song actually came out in September.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
September twenty two. September two thousand and four, this song
came out one of their biggest songs of all time.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
The next album was even bigger. But this album was incredible.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
It did well around the world New Zealand. It was
really well. It was thirty eighth in the charts. Such
a sum has never charted because the alternative airplay was
number four.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yeah, world, So it was huge on the radio. George
on the.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Radio, and I think it's one of the most sort
of accessible, approachable socks.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
I'm not okay, my Chemical Romance.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
It's your Friday Flashback on zi M. Wow, it's my
Chemical Romance, Your Friday flashback on zi M.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Fletschbaorn and Hailey you for a wee wiz we rocked out?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, what do you mean polarizing?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Getting loved that. I was in a bad mood and
now I'm not. Hailey, you're fired. You're not in charge
of that. And it's about my name wrong, so I
don't respect and that's about your wrong. But that's okay.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Love Friday Flashback w T for thisslutely a lot of
song transport, so like five people message, but I've never
heard the song before and I'm not sad about that.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
What ye? So if you started listening to My Chemical
Romance with the Black Parade and you think that your alternative,
I'm sorry you've got to go back because that is
an incredible three cheers for Sweet Revenge, amazing album.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
You need to apply a three strikes law that is
intended to detero repeat offenders.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
What a brick of a song Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Though, Wow?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Yeah, three bad songs.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
We've got some preppy, little prep prepsters, okay, and that's okay.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
We're all different in different ways.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Great choice, rocking out earth ear drums in the car banger.
I was in a bad merchol now, but I'm reliving mate,
not so rebellious youth here.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Not my cup but tea. But it's somebody's and I'm
happy for them for that.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
SE's lovely.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
We're all different in different ways.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
The house considering I are just realized I forgot to
say my antidepressants this morning.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
This song seems somewhat for the absolute tune not okay,
pop home and get those I love m. Thank you
to the postwoman?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Okay, if word, why did you let her play that song? Wow?
Okays a woman, she does what she was right here.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I'm sorry if you think that these boys actually control
a single thing that I do, I'm sweating fail.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Should have said in the two thousands. I think I
think mostly nailed. Okay, we enjoyed it. Yeah, I preferred
crazy for thank you.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I mean, is more about that texture than it does
about my choice.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
It might be a task master, but not a postmaster.
Oh that's a good burn.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Actually it's a compliment. Yeah yeah, okayat where you started.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Hey, speaking of me, let's continue on that vein I've
got an issue on my hands. In May it was
the New Zealand International Comedy Festival, where a debut at
May show Wild Flatter is nominated I Don't want to
bring it up, nominated for Bisher, nominated for.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Freda War That's a free d dig didn't one. Okay, yeah,
should be nominated.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
And as part of that, what I like to do
is I pay to get it filmed, pay to get
it filmed professionally, because one, it's good, you know, you
clip it up, put it on socials, it's always good.
And two, I always want to remember this time when
I was an attractive, young, funny female.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
You know, and it's not going to be forever. And
as that now that's happening now vaorn here, that's happening.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Now you've seen my last two shows. What were the
what were the attractive young, funny female young, I mean funny.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
I'll take it. I'll take it because you see me
like a sister and I understand each other. But one
day one of us is going to start crying. It's
going to be one of those days. I'll be like Preeman,
stroll and tired, and.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
You'll say it and I'll be like Hey, I am beautiful,
and that'll be my Friday flash back then.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, anyway, so I've had it filmed. But the lovely Timbat,
who you may know from.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Radio or you may know from Worst of All Time podcast,
he films and he does a great job. And he
sent it to me about a month after Comedy Fest saying, hey,
here's your thing, have a watch through, give me any notes,
and also as part of when I pay him, he
clips up a number of social things for me. He's
been hunting me to watch it and give him notes

(57:20):
and choose some funny moments that I want to go
on socials.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Because you want to promote your shows that are coming up.
You're doing your show in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
In ten weeks and it's not rare. You haven't shifted
a lot of tickets. It will be a great time
to have a video. The only problem is I like
cannot watch it back. I've got the video here right,
here's me. It's like me, just do it music because
I cannot stand the sound of my own voice, which
is stupid for a woman who works in an audio medium.
Yeah you know this is great, Yeah, I know, I
look fantastic. I did my own hair that day. It

(57:48):
looks it looks great. I cannot watch it back no
matter what I do. Every time I watch it, I'm
just like, you think you're so funny.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
You shut up? Why you taught poppying your sound?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
I'm taught poppying, mate, So you're the poppy, and with
your little poppy leaves your reaching down and cutting yourself off.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yeah, I'm vorn smithing myself. Just people are in nigs.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Through at a nigh.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
I cannot watch it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
There's something about I mean, normal people, not comedians or
radio people would understand this. The moment you hear your
own voice back, you're like, oh, shut up.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I met someone see me recently, with what I would
describe as an unusual voice, even more than yourself. Do
you consider this an unusual voice?

Speaker 5 (58:25):
We've become you immune to immune?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
They were immune, so they had an unusual voice a
little bit like on the way to that, yeah, but
not all the way there.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
And they heard themselves in a video and they're like,
I can't believe I sound like that. I was like,
what do you what if you thought? What if you
thought you sounded like But when I hear my own
voice in my head I'm.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Like, cool girl, right, But then when you hear it,
which I do on the daily because we always post
clips on social Yeah, you know, literally record our voices
for a living.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Previous generations wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
What their voice sounded like apart from what they hear
it as as an exit and everybody records even Yeah,
when we're record on tape and listen back to your
own voice, videos of yourself, and that was your Like
I said, why crazy people these days would be hearing
their own voices a lot more.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Yeah, but you can't bring yourself to watch it. I
can't watch I have not watched a second.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I've scanned through, just looking to make sure that the
face looked fine, and it does. It's exquisite, like it's
actually gob smackingly beautiful, But I cannot watch it back.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
And so I'm just in this.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
I'm stucky. Why do you pay for it?

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Then?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Don't? Could you? Can you to say to him, you
just clips? I feel like I'm not subjective to the material.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
But that's not that's not part of his job. That's
not his job. That's extra for you to be, Like,
you sit down as a comedy master and tell me.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
What's funny and that's not the job. He's like, you
just tell me and I can't you see it in
the time codes this? But he'll go find the button. Yeah,
why don't you outsource it to someone on like five
or something?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
But then I have to get their opinion on what
they think is funny? And what if what if I
say to you, can you find the three funniest moments
and they come back they're like I could only find one?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, And then you're like, oh, so it wasn't that funny. Yeah,
you gotta pay them more than five dollars that nigging
just a little bit?

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Did I? Yes? I think I did. That was because
I felt sorry, no, no, no, it was on. It's
a wonderful. It's a wonderful. Where are you doing your
show's next? Clin?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
You're doing da I'm doing Danita. Oh, thank you, thank
you for this plug? October three and then October are
you talking all over people? I'm going to know where
the books?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Boys is more annoying?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
What go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
October third or fifth? That's all cland right October twelfth
and as denetan and I feel like you're gonna be like,
why would I want to come and see the show
a show so bad you can't even watch it yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
You just yeah, I mean promotion. I guess it's any
promotion for the show. It'll be a static image.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
You just want.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
You can't possibly dislike Haley's hour of comedy more than
she dislikes it herself.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Prove it coming and shind out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Play Zims flesh Form and Haley Fact of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
The day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do doo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
It's been fire truck, fire engine, fire appliance week week
all week, and I've kind of I've got I've just
kind of finished the end with some leftovers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
If when you're on a Friday, you do a little
left over to be left over.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
So I'm just going to chuck a few facts.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Yeah, of course this is all because yesterday we were
broadcasting from Hawks Bay Airport, name name of the new
fight truck which.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
We've officially been in and fire hosen and played the
siren and to.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Play the joystick and fire the nozzles, and we've got.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
To wear fire outfits, and it confused me when you
guys put it on, I want to touch good now
though I want to say you're back to she's had
some time without us and just finds us repulsively.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
So we're mingas we're megas out of fire firefighter uniforms,
but in a firefighter you uniform were tense.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Which it's not just you to it's a rule that
applies to all men. Okay, right, Yeah, you can be
an absolute dog if you put on a fireman's outfit.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
At the hot Yeah, cheap as creepers, okay, good to right,
Like would one from look sharp suffice no go to
be quality? Does it say firefighter outfit?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
It says flame flamekiller man, just a skirt in copyright. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Yeah, Well I've got a bunch of them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
So I'm going to start with a couple from Anthony,
who's the factor that I've talked about him is the goat.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Yeah, he's an outside you you're quite off an outsource
to end.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
So and he's like, he'd never seens me Wikipedia articles,
and because he's a historian, he's worked in research and stuff,
so he never seens a Wikipedia.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Why not a Wikipedia?

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Not?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Oh, they sped on the stream media. They spit on them. Well,
he wanted them to know about the firefighting trains in America.
So that's right, there's trains that fight firefighters that fight
fires in California. Even I mentioned if there's a fire
and it's like a kilometer from the track, good like
reaching that. So what the main role of these engines
is to as a break. That's sort of a wildfire

(01:03:22):
break because you know when there's wildfires get big and
the winds are blowing, they'll jump by gaps.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
They've got stuff brakes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
They go down these and you can imagine how much
water can fit on a train transit to oh yeah, tons,
far more than trucks can pull.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
So they just hone it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Down the line and they just hose it everywhere. Yes, right,
so that was pretty cool saying he sent me through
some videos of that. He sent me a fact about
the world's biggest fire truck, which actually looks like just
a bigger version of Judy drench.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Oh okay, like a big sort of square nose and
failed and do bai. This is the Falcon wheel drive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
That's if you could imagine a sixy truck fire truck
that's a nine hundred horse power It weighs fifty four
tons but can get up to eighty kilometers an hour
and under twenty five seconds, which is phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
For nine hundred horses. You know how Judy Drench could
hold It's a dumb joke. Sorry seven Wait, you've got
a comedy show. You don't worry about it. One of
those dates again, don't come.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
No more jokes like that. A wild Flotters turns on Instagram.
Judy Drench can hold seven thousand letters of water. This
one can hold sixteen thousand letters of water over time.
Wow twice what our fair maiden. Yes, but airport can carry.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Not that we are diminishing Judy Drink.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
She is met your message me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Hey, so he said, Hey, I'm loving these fact of
the days about firefighters. My partner's dad has been a
career fighter fighter firefighter for a long time. Career career career,
which your packages in your houses in Korea as well
as fights fires.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Oh right, we need to play mincements again. A career career,
career career in Korea.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
But fine, Okaya, wait wait, wait, yeah, go outh Korea
Korea as in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Wait North Korea, you said, Korea as in the country
you said, career as a job, career really good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Oh, we've just paid the bill at the restaurant. I
might grab a free mints. No, you said, say mint. Yeah,
I just made a free mint. Yeah, three mints from
the bowl of mints. You said mensas and meat.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Then I got that wrong. I was gonna say the
pepper mint. This is a good fun game.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Never listened to the show before like they did. There
was a game where you used to play called mints,
mints or mints.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
It was fun Korea Korea, Korea correctly mins balls. So no,
you said, so, he said, regarding some in fire truck technology.
They now have a tablet with all fire hydrant locations
marked on it Google Map styled layer, and someone watches

(01:06:02):
it and they're like five hundred and two hundred meters,
so we can stop at that one, or there's one
one hundred meters pass. I should give that to all
the dogs. They used to have back in the day.
It was just a guy in the back of the
truck shouting out every time we saw the yellow square
on the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
I guess I gave Haley a free hit yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Yeah, I know, yeah, like thumped me like a brother.
But here is today's fact of the day. Okay, scene
turned to us by I'm just wanting his name, Mario Manfrey.
I don't know if that's an alias, but that also
might be the coolest name I've heard this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Mario Manfrey, Manfrey, menfree Mario.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Mario Manfrey as the Salem Fire Department in Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
Yeah, has a unique fire engine siren I will need.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Okay, that's my auxiliary record. You could have done this
for Siren Vaughn, Sirens of the World, Sirens of the World.
Another somebody did ask me why there's been Sirens of
the World this week.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Was, oh, we should truck don't have any time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Now here we go, Okay, the fire trucks pulling out,
the children have gathered to see it. People have got
their phones out, and here comes the siren.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Sad storm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That's so good because apparently attention people will look when
they head and like and then they'll see it coming
and everything sound like kind of like a jazzed up
mister whippy, doesn't it, mister wi But it was for fingers.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Yeah, like it's not dipped and sure that it's dipped in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Some other Okay, everything else adult, it's only sorry, kid's
no ice creams. So today's strangth Today We've had a
whole bunch, but we'll end on this one from Marty
or Monfree. Is that in Salem the fire truck has
de rude sandstorm as a siren. Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Do do do do do do.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Play play?

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Where have you been if you don't know that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Dave Grohl has brought shame upon his family by impregnating
a woman outside of his marriage.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Oh yes, the whole thing is quite awkward, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yees, So, look, he cheated on his wife and the
woman he cheated worth got pregnant and that's the that's
the scandal. But on the other side of things, Dave
Grohl's wife, who, by the way, ten out of ten,
she's the next model. Yeah, very beautiful woman. She has
been seen not only out with her.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Wedding ring, without her wedding ring. Yeah, she's been.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Out without the wedding ring because she hasn't made comment
or made in it. There's no like news on whether
or not they're staying together or whatever. But she's been
seen without her wedding ring. Out and about with her
tennis coach, who is quite attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Tennis coach that's like so clech. Yeah, it's a stereotype.
It was written like a erotic novel here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
It's about as stereotypical as a cheating rock star, though,
isn't it exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
The whole thing's a cliche.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
But he is very a very attractive fellow, and not
that dave girl is not an attractive fellow, but probably
not everyone's cup of tea.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
It's a bit more my cup of tea than say
someone else's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
I think the tennis coach is an upgrade. The tennis
coach is an upgrade, and it's an immediate rebound upgrade exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
And this is what I wanted to ask, because look,
we've all been through breakups before, and you sort of
hope that you do get a bit of an upgrade
with each fresh new partner.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
There is nothing greater than when a friend is cheated
on and then they go and get a really hot
new boyfriend or girlfriend and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
It's and then the cheat is always the one that's like, oh,
but you had your chat, you had your chance, you
cheered it up, you cheat it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Maybe this is what happened to you when heterosexual guys
want to be in an open relationship, because I think
they're going to be really out there, like slaying it
up in there. Pars just got all the attention in
the world, and the dude's just like, it's harder than
I get.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
All the hot eies and you're like, well you can't.
You can sleep with people as long as they're not
hotter than me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I want to know if anything like this has happened
when you've split up with someone. Maybe they did you dirty,
or maybe you just went time for an upgrade and
you really upgraded, And maybe it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Just looks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Up upgraded to like a millionaire or something rich Eddy boy,
What about guys?

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
What if they upgraded to a humanitarian? Oh yeah, like
a real dog to a man that does like doctors
without borders, Ye, no borders. Yeah, that's what without the borders.
The doctors without with borders. Yeah, not to these doctors, the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
International boards. Okay, well I went Dacity and we want
to take your calls. You can text through nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Did you upgrade your partner, be it by looks, money
or anything else that you consider to be an upgrade,
because I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Mean, no one's going to ring up and say, you know,
my ex upgraded and because that doesn't feel good?

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Does love nigging themselves will take your calls?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
If you also if your X left you and then
upgraded and you realized that you were like damn it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Listen, do you okay? Eight hundred dollars at em? You
can text her in nine six nine sex when you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
When you had a new partner, was it an upgrade?
Can I read this text? Because I don't want to.
I don't want us to get because we got so
many messages coming. I don't want just want to get lost.
We want to know if you upgraded your partner, and
it's always after they cheated. It's so satisfying.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Myself and my best friend upgraded from the same guy brackets.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
That's how we became best friends. Oh so there's a bit.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
So one of them was what going out with him
and then he was cheating on the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Yeah, he had no job, lived at his grandmother's. Also
kind of short and skinny. Come on now, I mean
skin and bone here she upgraded to a six foot
five police officer who gave her two beautiful boys. I
upgraded to a six foot six men, built like a
brick house, muscle for days. Right, good job, looks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
After me, gave me to two beautiful babies and treats me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Like a queen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Well, we love our short kings on, yeah, short kings.
But that was it was she don't get drunkn.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
She said he was He was not a didn't like
was not a great guy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Yeah okay, Well that's a word from the wires to
the shortcings listening this weekend. Don't become the fighting liprecorn.
You don't have anything to prove.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
That you're good. You good as you were.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
My ex turned out to be a piece of ship
after a year and a half, So upgraded to being
single for five years.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Oh yeah, nice. So that's that's how bad they were.
And I'm grade was nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I upgraded by going from thinking I wanted to marry
a nice Christian pastor church boy to leaving church and
realizing my sexuality is ABCM meaning anyone butts this men?
Oh okay, ten recommend this upgrade.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
You're nice? Good morning. Well that's a niche upgrade. Yeah,
good on you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Um I was going up with a guy think short
boy band looking okay, okay with a short boy band
looking and one alight.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
He canceled on me as he was sex.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
So I went to the races and the first person
I saw was herm hooking up with someone else. I
went from short boy band looking to six foot two
rara tongue and Dutch professional tennis player. No Dutch shame
set and mass Hello photo, please the jump?

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
You know I don't say that, and then sent a
photo Rairo Dutch German tongue in all the ons, yeah,
all the owens. Oh yeah, goodness me, you need a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
I just want to because you know what is physique's
going to be like as a tennis player, Yeah, lean
and long, which is dutchmen.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Chuck Bradskin on a Dutch physic. God Lord, dare I
say it? The studio is hot? Yeah, it's give the
studios hot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Ex upgraded to the Liz Mills poster girl. Every time
on the TV or open the app.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
This she is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
I'm sure that you and your south for a Liz
Mills post girl. And that's coming from someone like maybe
it was actually asked to be part of one of the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
If these do mingers can be pissed on email from
his mails about being in the background of the Workoverdeo, I.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Think you're mist using the word minger.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Sorry, we think you've Haley and I are on the
model call up list. Ah and quite we're in the
background of fitness videos, aren't we.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Yeah, yeah, you're the technique when they need to come
to somebody who doesn't know how to do it. Hey,
we've had someone is saying that, make some adjustments to
your technique. Do what Fletch is doing here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Hey if someone we've had someone else jump the fence.
Hella upgraded from my ex a forty year old man
to my now twenty two year old hot girlfriend and
then some wow, oh my super hot in the studio.
Like it's like if we get have we got a
did you come through of the RaRo.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Dutch not yet? Great work guys ten out of ten.
If I say so myself, I do a nine point six.
Is that enough for you to review this podcast with
a high rating and then tell all your friends you
sounds very and sincere zid ms Fletch, Vonn and Hailey

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